1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:04,770 [FOREST CRITTERS SOUNDS] [CRICKETS CHIRPING SOUNDS] 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:08,040 [MELLOW COUNTRY MUSIC] 3 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:14,480 ¶HEY, I'M ON A FREIGHT TRAIN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT¶ 4 00:00:15,783 --> 00:00:19,051 ¶ I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK--¶ [SUSPENSEFUL TONE] 5 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:27,226 [CAR DRIVING SOUNDS] WITH SCARY BUMP] 6 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:31,230 [INTENSE SUSPENSEFUL MUSICAL BUILD UP] 7 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:38,070 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 8 00:00:57,558 --> 00:01:00,626 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 9 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:11,236 [INTENSE DRONE SOUND] 10 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,341 [EERIE PIANO FADES IN] 11 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,618 [RUSTLING SOUNDS] [FOOTSTEPS SOUNDS] 12 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,387 RANGER BILL: Who's there? 13 00:01:31,392 --> 00:01:33,859 Who's, who--? Come on, come on, who's there? 14 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,594 This is state land. 15 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:37,663 You're trespassing. 16 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:41,633 [FOOTSTEP SOUNDS] 17 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,873 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 18 00:01:57,852 --> 00:02:00,385 NEWS BROADCASTER: I have the distinct privilege 19 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:02,521 and the high personal honor 20 00:02:02,523 --> 00:02:04,790 of presenting to you, 21 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,359 The president of the United States. 22 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:10,429 [APPLAUSE SOUNDS] 23 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:15,767 PRESIDENT NIXON: The second time around it sounds nice. 24 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:19,805 There's a-uh, messed up elk out there on the old state road. 25 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,240 BETTY OSWALD Messed up? 26 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:25,144 Mangled. Not by any animals either. 27 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,912 I've been so worried. 28 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:30,415 Especially with that, that Randall Tucker mess. 29 00:02:30,417 --> 00:02:33,185 Oh the hell with that Randall Tucker. What's for supper? 30 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,527 You ever hear of a Jeb Tucker? [OMINOUS SOUND] 31 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:44,530 Louise DuBoise said something about a Jeb Tucker 32 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,798 getting into her things. 33 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:51,403 You don't think that, umm, Randall and Liza-- 34 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:55,507 - What? - Are starting a brood? 35 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,543 Ohh. 36 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,511 Oh. 37 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,513 Well God help us if they did. 38 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,816 William Oswald the third, did you just use the lords name? 39 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:06,451 I did. 40 00:03:06,453 --> 00:03:09,354 Well, shame on you. 41 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,557 [SCARY SOUND] 42 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:15,294 Jesus Fucking Christ. There's someone out there. 43 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:23,268 [EERIE MUSIC] 44 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:37,349 [APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS SOUNDS] 45 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:50,929 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDS] 46 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,366 Ah! Ahh! 47 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,568 Oh-ho-ho. Haha! 48 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,637 [SCARY SOUND] 49 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,241 Did you recognize him? 50 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,909 - That boy? - Yeah. 51 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,411 Hit high and low with an ugly stick. 52 00:04:06,413 --> 00:04:09,715 I've seen better east ends of a horse headed west. 53 00:04:09,717 --> 00:04:11,283 Damn that Randall Tucker. 54 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:15,754 Now William, you radio that Sheriff right now. 55 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,422 You hear me? 56 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,658 Yeah, yeah, alright. 57 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:22,728 Oh! [INTENSE ORCHESTRATION] 58 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:30,369 - Aghh. - Ahh-ahhhh-ahhhhhh! 59 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:36,608 Ugh! 60 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,646 [GUNSHOT SOUND] 61 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:42,781 Oh! Ughh! 62 00:04:44,318 --> 00:04:47,486 [FRANTIC DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 63 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,988 [SNORTING SOUNDS] 64 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,324 Oh! Ahh-ha! 65 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:55,060 Ahh-ha-ha. Ohhh! 66 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:58,430 [ORCHESTRATION FADES OUT] 67 00:04:58,432 --> 00:05:01,600 [PANTING SOUNDS] 68 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,841 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRATION FADES IN] 69 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:42,874 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRATION CONTINUES] 70 00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:15,907 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRATION CONTINUES] 71 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,545 [OMINOUS ORCHESTRATION FADING OUT] 72 00:06:53,547 --> 00:06:56,615 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 73 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,652 [EERIE MUSIC FADES IN] 74 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:13,632 [LIGHT PIANO] 75 00:07:19,573 --> 00:07:22,641 [GHOSTLY WHISPER WITH CHIMES] 76 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,115 WAITRESS: There you are. 77 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:33,118 KATHY: What's up? 78 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,653 Is that Buck? 79 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,455 Yeah, he ain't good. 80 00:07:36,457 --> 00:07:38,023 Oh my God. 81 00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:42,828 Buck? 82 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,563 BUCK: Hey Kathy. 83 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:46,465 Haven't seen you in since-- 84 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:48,700 Gosh, It's been a month of Sundays. 85 00:07:49,937 --> 00:07:51,870 You were in our prayers. 86 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,774 Ready for that cherry pie? 87 00:07:57,945 --> 00:07:59,177 Made fresh. 88 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,717 Yeah, ok. 89 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:15,527 ZACK: Hey Mister, are you Buck Severs? 90 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:17,929 - Yes, I am. - Can I have your autograph? 91 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,632 Sure thing, buddy. What's your name? 92 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:22,918 Zack. 93 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,203 I knew it was you. Man, I loved it when you body slammed the 94 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,973 warrior in the steel cage match at Mania twenty seven 95 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,875 and when you fought Buffalo Bob and roped him 96 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,610 with his own lasso. 97 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,711 Here you are Buck. 98 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,613 Miss, you know this is? 99 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:38,550 I think I have a pretty good idea. 100 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,719 - There you go buddy. - When are you coming back? 101 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,021 Soon. I have to get all better first. 102 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,056 I can't wait. 103 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,560 Me too. 104 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:51,630 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC FADES IN] 105 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:55,734 [OCEAN WAVES CAN BE HEARD WITH SEAGULLS IN BACKGROUND] 106 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:14,653 [SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES] 107 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:28,600 [SUSPENSEFUL AMBIENCE MUSIC] 108 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,894 [RINGING SOUND] Ugh! 109 00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,865 Trent? 110 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:01,800 TRENT: Pack your bags, the trip's on. 111 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,335 What trip? 112 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:06,338 Don't tell me you forgot the return of bro's weekend? 113 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:08,006 No, I didn't forget. 114 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,776 Listen, be at Henderson Airport, Friday, 7:00 A.M. Sharp. 115 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,211 First class? 116 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,846 TRENT: Better than first class. 117 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,032 Where? 118 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:19,217 Doing camping hiking in the ass end of Pennsylvania. 119 00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:20,952 You mean, Detroit's all booked up? 120 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,887 That's Morgan's thing. Says we won't regret it. 121 00:10:22,889 --> 00:10:25,090 I can't believe you forgot bro's weekend. 122 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,726 - Sorry. - Just be at the airport. 123 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:34,032 [CAR IDLING SOUND] 124 00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:37,102 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] [CHEERING SOUNDS ON T.V.] 125 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,945 [SOUND OF LIQUID POURING] 126 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,654 [THUD SOUND] 127 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,858 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC CONTINUES] 128 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:06,197 [SOUND OF SIRENS WAILING] [HELICOPTER CHOPPING SOUNDS] 129 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,313 HELICOPTER PILOT: Are you alright, Mr. Severs? 130 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:59,050 BO: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Buck. 131 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,053 Long time, no see man! 132 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,322 Yeahhh. How long's it been? 133 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,191 It's gotta be at least three years, right? 134 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:09,327 Three yea-Jesus. Three years. Sh-- 135 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,229 Well, you look good, you do. 136 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:14,265 Sorry, uh, uh, about all the-- 137 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:16,968 Thanks. So, uh, how's Allison? 138 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,237 Allison, that was like two wives ago. 139 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,338 - Sorry. -Ah, whatever. 140 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,840 They know what they're getting into. 141 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,626 They know who I am. 142 00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:27,411 We get down and dirty with some funky and nasty shit. 143 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,081 That's TMI dude. TMI. 144 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,749 And you tie the knot, all of a sudden, get all 145 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,250 clingy and needy. 146 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,252 Like they got exclusive rights to me. 147 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,488 You know, in a legally binding sense. 148 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:39,023 So what, I bring a little Chlamydia back from Thailand. 149 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:40,925 You know, shit happens. 150 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,895 It's not like I'm betraying them emotionally. 151 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,064 Well, oh but dude. Dude. 152 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,500 There was this chick this morning in Miami international. 153 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:52,036 Big boned gal. Ya' know, sweeter the pushin'. Am I right? 154 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,505 So, uh, when is Trent getting here? 155 00:12:53,507 --> 00:12:57,876 I pounded that shit. Bro, two tons of fun. Bam. 156 00:12:57,878 --> 00:13:01,913 Right in the middle of the fucking Cinnabon man. Hahaha! 157 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,214 You know what the airport code for 158 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,150 Miami International Airport is? 159 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:09,521 M-I-A and brother, my dick was M-I-A. 160 00:13:09,523 --> 00:13:13,091 Oh-oh. Heeey. Ho-ho-ho-yea-hee-haa. Hahaha. 161 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,928 Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahahaha. 162 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,363 Saved by the Benz. 163 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,430 Hey. 164 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,374 BO: Woooo. Nice ride! 165 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,176 Tell me something I don't know. 166 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,977 You could score some major douche canoe in this bad boy. 167 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,179 Keev, good to see ya'. 168 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,980 Haha-hey! 169 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,183 Trent, how's it hanging. Hey, how's the record business. 170 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,451 Ah, It's DOA my friend. Industries dead. 171 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,170 Ah. That sucks. 172 00:13:42,171 --> 00:13:43,888 Ah, ay, we made some good music. Put it out there. 173 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,056 What more can you ask for? 174 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,991 Groupies? Hookers? Blow? 175 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,594 Ahhhh. The classics. Hey. How's car sales. 176 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,196 - Through the roof, bro. - Nice. 177 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,499 - Whoop! Ha-ha! - Woah, woah. Hahaha! 178 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:58,303 Well, if it isn't Buck fucking Severs? 179 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:01,272 First class all the way Trent. 180 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,540 That's why I love you. 181 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:06,077 Well, don't thank me, it's Morgan's dime. 182 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:09,113 Hey. If you two train up, can I get Lucky Pierre? 183 00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:13,351 Hahahahahahahaha. Woah. Woah-oh. 184 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,221 I'm guessing Morgan's. Where is he anyway? 185 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:18,990 He's at the bank. Come on, we'll get him on the way. 186 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,539 What? 187 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,309 Jesus., you are one sad fucking sight bro. 188 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,922 Would you stop looking at me like that. 189 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,457 What happened to you? 190 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,560 Uh, fractured vertebra. Six weeks in traction. 191 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,295 That's not what I'm talking about. 192 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,664 What then? 193 00:14:59,665 --> 00:15:02,032 It's your eyes man. It's in your eyes. The magic's gone. 194 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,368 You're afraid. 195 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,569 What the fuck are you talking about? 196 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,905 You're afraid of life. It's Rocky 3, man. 197 00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,040 The eye of the tiger or lack there of. 198 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,209 You're gonna quote Rocky 3 to me? 199 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,610 It's like the worst one dude. 200 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:15,046 Okay. Your scared and your dissin' Stallone. 201 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:16,447 The circle is now complete. 202 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,182 Why are you being such a douche bag? 203 00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:20,168 What, are you taking a course? 204 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,153 Like I'm gonna sugar coat it for you. Me? Okay. 205 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:26,224 Excuse Mr. Severs. I am so sorry that you grew a vagina. 206 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,459 Shall we get in touch with your feelings about that? 207 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,261 I will kick your ass. 208 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,931 Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Look man, I'm sorry but I'm 209 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:36,134 Mr. tough love and I love you man so deal with it. 210 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,468 You look like shit. 211 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,537 This gonna be a long weekend, isn't it? 212 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:42,140 You'll get out. You'll get some fresh. Do some camping. 213 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,008 Some hiking. Guy shit. 214 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,244 Hookers. Don't forget hookers. 215 00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,578 Does it have to be hookers? 216 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,580 Ah. Pussy in general. 217 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,116 GROUP: [LAUGHING SOUNDS] 218 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,519 Woaaah. Woah, was that a laugh? 219 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,254 Was that mirth? 220 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:58,957 - You know what Trent? - Ugh! 221 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,627 Feeling better already. 222 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,568 Ughh! 223 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:20,578 Yeah, we're here. 224 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,448 Okay. Said he's running a little late. 225 00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:24,649 BO AND BUCK: Noooo. 226 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,901 He said, five minutes. 227 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:29,152 - Yeah, maybe three times that. - Oh, he's not that bad. 228 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,055 - Hundred bucks? - Yeah, you're on. 229 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,490 Hey, remember the Prom? 230 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,126 Do I remember the Prom? He was two hours late. 231 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:37,295 And he showed up in that piece of shit Desoto. 232 00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,764 Was supposed to be a limo. Man, Lisa was pissed. 233 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,233 Hahahaha. You didn't tap that, huh? 234 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,503 No. I blame Morgan fucking Childs, that cock blocker. 235 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,405 Hahahahaha. 236 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:52,276 MORGAN: One second guys. I got an important client. 237 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:55,747 Hey, so, uh, what you wearing? 238 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,348 Yeah? 239 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,118 I bet your ass looks fine. 240 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,587 Nah, baby. I'll be gone just for the weekend. 241 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,022 I'll miss you. 242 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,325 Dude, that was a client? 243 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,560 That's how bankings done, Keev. 244 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,163 Well, is she hot at least? 245 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,664 He. 246 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,233 Right. 247 00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,300 Okay. 248 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,072 He's is Saylesburgh. I'll never run into him in person. 249 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,557 And if you do? 250 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:24,041 Ah, I guess I, uh, take one for the team. 251 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,611 Hahahahahahaha. 252 00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:28,579 That was my girlfriend, She's back in Cali. 253 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,114 Can we get, can we get out of here? 254 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,349 Fuck yeah. 255 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:33,317 You guys give me a couple minutes. 256 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:34,786 I'll meet ya downstairs. 257 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,254 There's something I got to take care of. You know, you know? 258 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,189 - I just gotta. - Uh. 259 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,091 You wanna go fucking shoot some guns? You wanna go kill some 260 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,160 fucking animals? You wanna kill Bambi, motherfucker? 261 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,728 Come on, you fuck. 262 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,764 What the hell was that? 263 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,698 Oh, nothing. Don't worry about it. Come on, come on. 264 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,639 Ah. 265 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,674 - Ahhhh. Shhhit. - Hahahahahahaha. 266 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,612 Ah, I don't even want to know. 267 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,716 - You gonna wear that suit? - No asshole. 268 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:09,821 I'm gonna change in the car. I figure It'd save us some time. 269 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,423 Save time. Yeah, right. 270 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,438 Oh dude! Sorry, I just looked at your penis. 271 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,374 Oh, haha. Call him, eagle eyes. Hahaha. 272 00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,642 What are you ten, you funny fucks? 273 00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:32,710 Uh-oh. 274 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:43,121 Jeeesus. Look at the bozongas on that one. 275 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,256 - Oh hoho. Yeah. - Cute. 276 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:48,159 Cute? No dude, she's a ten. 277 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,595 - I don't know about that. - Hohohoho. 278 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,364 They are all tens on the inside. 279 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,534 Jesus! 280 00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,470 Fucking asshole. 281 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,374 Why don't you roll down your window 282 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:04,908 and yell it a little louder so they can hear you. 283 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,545 No, I'm, I'm good. I got it out of my system. 284 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,680 Yeah. Eye of the tiger, my ass. 285 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,883 Look at you, smiling, laughing there. 286 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:15,219 - Actually having a good time. - You know what, Trent? 287 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:18,823 You might have a point. Bro's weekend might do me some good. 288 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,891 Fucker. 289 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:23,694 Bro's weekend is back, woooo! 290 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,764 [HARD ROCK MUSIC] 291 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,850 So, I did some research on this game preserve. 292 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:48,586 There's not much out there about this Foggy Creek. 293 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,421 It's more of an urban myth. 294 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,522 If you didn't know any better. 295 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,292 What the fuck are you talking about? 296 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,360 We're going to a game preserve. 297 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,299 Seriously Trent. You told me we were going hiking and camping. 298 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:05,203 Hunting too, if you want. Or, or not if you don't. 299 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,606 It's Morgan's thing. Come on, it will be good for ya'. 300 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,108 Eye of the tiger. 301 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,609 Don't start with that eye of the tiger bullshit. 302 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,744 - Did you find out where it is. - Negatory. 303 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,347 Ohhh! Seriously guys? 304 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,915 We don't even know where the fuck we are going? 305 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,686 We'll find it. We'll just ask the locals. 306 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,538 We're doing them a service. 307 00:20:23,539 --> 00:20:25,389 Lack of predators. The deer become overpopulated. 308 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:28,426 The circle of life, Buck. Things die. 309 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,831 Sorry, man. 310 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,469 What, you're not gonna talk to me now? 311 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:40,938 God damnit Buck. 312 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,374 It's not your fault, okay? 313 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:47,245 What happened to Cindy and Roxanne was bad fucking luck. 314 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,480 What happened in the ring, bad fucking luck. 315 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,233 And I'm worried about you. 316 00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,985 Bottom line, you should have told me.Honestly fellas, 317 00:20:54,988 --> 00:20:57,321 I don't feel like being around anybody killing anything 318 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,623 right now. 319 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,392 You're right. 320 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:04,595 You want me to take you back? 321 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,397 I don't know, maybe. 322 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,898 Come on, Buck. 323 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,302 I haven't seen you since the hospital. Three years. 324 00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:14,839 We'll hang tonight, roast marshmallows. Drink a few beers. 325 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,707 Fine. Whatever. 326 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,878 Good. 327 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:24,782 - Hey, beer stop. Ten o'clock. - Thank God. 328 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,562 - Oh dude. - What? 329 00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,931 Dude, there she is. Let me out. 330 00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,000 Well, at least let me-- 331 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,836 Stop. 332 00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:48,472 Crazy fucker. 333 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,676 Ohh. Dirty girl. 334 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,853 Ah, you know what guys? I'm just gonna stay with the car. 335 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:08,893 Well, me and buds are hanging out at Foggy Creek. 336 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,461 You should swing by. 337 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,496 You know, have a drink. 338 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:15,533 Say, uh, you ever heard of Buck Severs. 339 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,034 BROOKLYN: Fuck yeah! You know him? 340 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:20,071 [CHUCKLING] Know him? He's one of my best buddies. 341 00:22:20,073 --> 00:22:23,040 Yo Buck! Buck. 342 00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,711 Say hi to my new friend. 343 00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,080 Yeah. See that, right there? 344 00:22:29,082 --> 00:22:33,484 - Alright. I'm Brooklyn. - Oh. Well, I heart NY. 345 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:37,388 Hahahaha. Foggy Creek. I will see you there. 346 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,123 - Alright. - Aight. 347 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:43,594 CUTTER: Holdin' out. 348 00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:50,901 Yo, if I wasn't super cool, I would kick your ass right now. 349 00:22:53,106 --> 00:22:54,372 Come on. 350 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:57,775 Nice town. 351 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:08,386 - Sure ain't the Four Seasons. - Not even the two seasons. 352 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,823 OLD MERL: Ahh. Howdy gents? 353 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:17,128 [METAL SWOOSH SOUND] 354 00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:19,930 - Ol' Merl. - Hehe, you betcha. Haha-- 355 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,700 Well, it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 356 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,168 Thank you. 357 00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:26,504 I will take some of them fine hot dogs. 358 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:28,873 Oh, that's fine choice. Very fine choice. 359 00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,879 Your gonna eat that crap? 360 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,113 They're all beef. 361 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,716 No, no, no. They's meat. 362 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,951 They's all meat. 363 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,486 What's the difference? 364 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:46,123 Beef is from a cow. Meat ain't necessarily. 365 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,591 Well, what the hell's in them then. 366 00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,193 Well, first of all, I just start choppin'-- 367 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,595 Whoa, whoa. whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, 368 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,631 I don't want to know. 369 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,734 Mystery meat is my favorite kind. 370 00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:59,603 - I ain't touching that stuff. - Ah, fuck it. I'll try em'. 371 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:03,908 - Yeah. Haha. - That's what I'm talking about. 372 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,776 - What's the damage? -Ahh-- 373 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:08,212 Dysentery, if you eat those things. 374 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:11,215 Ohhh. 375 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,020 Uhhh, thirty dollars even. 376 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:19,890 Ah, thank you. 377 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:25,729 - Ol' Merle. - Young'en. 378 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,067 I'm lookin' for something with a little kick. 379 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:32,536 You'll have to define kick for me. 380 00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:34,738 Like a Mule. With a grudge. 381 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:38,542 - Ee-heeheehee. Ah-hahaha. - Hahahahahaha. 382 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,746 Theeeeere you go. 383 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:43,814 Hahaha. 384 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:47,751 Please tell me you brewed that in your bathtub. 385 00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:52,756 I brewed it in my bathtub. Hey, I got some meth if ya' want it. 386 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:54,692 No. No. Trying to cut down. 387 00:24:54,694 --> 00:24:57,595 Oh, okay. Well, that's fair enough. 388 00:24:57,597 --> 00:25:00,030 Uh, is there anything else I can get ya'? 389 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:01,098 Yeah. 390 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:05,102 You ever heard of Foggy Creek Wildlife Preserve? 391 00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,804 [CLATTER] 392 00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,874 [EERIE AMBIENCE MUSIC] 393 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,942 No, I never heard of that. 394 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,512 There's a Muskrat Wildlife Preserve. 395 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:17,781 Uh, good huntin' up there at Muskrat. 396 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,917 You heard of it? 397 00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:22,019 - Well-- - I told you to shut up. 398 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:23,921 - Now get out of here. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 399 00:25:23,923 --> 00:25:27,625 whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, okay. I'm sorry. 400 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,662 You want to go and get yourself dead, 401 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:35,733 then you go right up there to Foggy Creek. 402 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,167 I thought you never heard of it. 403 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:39,870 Get out of here. Get your stuff and head out of here. 404 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:42,873 You ain't welcome here no more. If you had half the brains 405 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,576 you think you has, then you'd get right back into your fancy 406 00:25:45,578 --> 00:25:49,013 city car and you'd go right back to where you come from. 407 00:25:49,015 --> 00:25:51,615 Now, get outta here. 408 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:56,720 - Holy shit. Hahahahaha. - That was awesome. 409 00:26:12,305 --> 00:26:16,840 - Sorry, I thought-- - He's going to kill you. 410 00:26:16,842 --> 00:26:18,525 Excuse me? 411 00:26:18,526 --> 00:26:20,209 CREEPY GIRL: He's going to hunt you down and kill you. 412 00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:22,846 Hunt you like an animal. 413 00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:25,816 - Who? - Jeb Tucker. 414 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,219 He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill you all. 415 00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:32,823 He-hey Buck, there you are. 416 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,962 Did you see that? 417 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:39,363 See what? 418 00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:43,767 Nevermind. 419 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:52,209 Whoa, whoa, whoa,. Look, I want to apologize for any trouble. 420 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:53,811 BIG MOE: It ain't nothing. 421 00:26:58,684 --> 00:26:59,917 That way? 422 00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:04,254 Fine, thanks. 423 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:15,332 Just get in the car. 424 00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:24,642 [BROODING DRAMATIC MUSIC] 425 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,379 Hit it. 426 00:27:28,381 --> 00:27:31,348 [TENSE DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 427 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:32,416 Oww. 428 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,959 Shit. God dammit. 429 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:47,731 Pull over here. Behind the trees. 430 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,279 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION FADES OUT] 431 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,082 So, this is how it's gonna work. 432 00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:09,253 Ol' Merl, thinks the halfwit gave us directions. 433 00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:12,990 So in effect, he's gonna lead us right to Foggy Creek. 434 00:28:23,169 --> 00:28:25,769 Ol' Merl, I presume. 435 00:28:25,771 --> 00:28:28,839 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 436 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:42,953 MORGAN: Check and mate. You old bastard. 437 00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:49,259 [DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION FADES OUT] 438 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,159 It's gotta be around here somewhere. 439 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:26,964 This is how you bankers think. More or less. Same principles. 440 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,133 Monetary fiscal cat and mouse. 441 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,368 That's why we're in a fuckin' recession. 442 00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:35,906 BO: Uh-oh. Busted. 443 00:29:44,984 --> 00:29:46,450 KITTY: There you are. 444 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,819 You are not Old Merle. 445 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:52,022 That is very nice of you to notice. I been lookin' for you. 446 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,992 I know you. I seen you on T.V. 447 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,027 Haha. That's Buck Severs. 448 00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:00,030 I knew it. I knew it. Haha. 449 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:03,267 Hey, we're lookin' for Foggy Creek Wildlife Preserve. 450 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:07,571 Oh. Uhh, I don't go there. 451 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,540 No one's really supposed to go there. 452 00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,175 You know where we can find it? 453 00:30:11,177 --> 00:30:14,278 Yeah, uh, a-ha. I don't know if I should say. 454 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,815 You should come party with us, is what you should do. 455 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:19,449 Ugh, I don't know Foggy Creek-- 456 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:22,953 What? With Buck Severs there to protect you? 457 00:30:22,955 --> 00:30:25,823 - Uh, Yeah? - Oh yeah, yeah. 458 00:30:25,825 --> 00:30:28,959 Okay. Alright, well, It's, it's down this road about six 459 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,295 miles. And when you get to the old water tower, you turn 460 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,398 left and when that roads ends, you're there. 461 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,534 Well, sweet. Then it is a date. 462 00:30:37,536 --> 00:30:40,304 - Uhh, okay. - Bring some friends. 463 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:42,272 KITTY: Alright. Alright, good. 464 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:43,507 BO: Haha! 465 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:56,086 BO: Buck Severs is the magic words to open legs. 466 00:30:57,156 --> 00:30:58,622 Ah. Oh, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. 467 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,358 You're Buck Severs. You're a chick magnet and if 468 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,494 you're not going to partake, then it's up to us not to let 469 00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:06,196 all that go to waste. 470 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:10,100 Hey man. Don't look at me. I got a chick back in Cali right now, 471 00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:11,401 but back in the day, 472 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:13,203 - Holy shit. - Hoohoohoohoo! 473 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,272 Hahahahaha. 474 00:31:15,274 --> 00:31:16,940 - Uh. Oh. - Good times 475 00:31:16,942 --> 00:31:19,109 Yes, indeed. Good times. 476 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,356 That's it? 477 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:35,359 Welcome to Foggy Creek Wildlife Preserve. 478 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:38,629 Place has been closed for almost forty years. 479 00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:42,299 It's just us, the guns, and the game. 480 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:46,169 - No Rangers. No rules. - Yeah, no trespassing. 481 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:47,437 Fuck it. 482 00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:53,310 Good call Trent. Good call. 483 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,178 I thought this was your idea. 484 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:58,282 Nah, Trent turned me on to it. 485 00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:00,417 I just got hooked. 486 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,487 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADES IN] 487 00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,157 Ahh. 488 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,465 Ahh. 489 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:31,148 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 490 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:39,156 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 491 00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:47,164 [OMINOUS DRAMATIC MUSIC] 492 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:02,145 BO: I gotta shake the weasel. 493 00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:05,749 BO: Ughh. 494 00:33:07,386 --> 00:33:09,219 Ah, Shit. 495 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:11,588 Pfft. 496 00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,995 [SPLASHING SOUND] 497 00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:23,667 Hey. Hey guys. Guys, look. 498 00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,269 [GUNSHOT SOUND] Jesus! 499 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:28,405 Hey. Can y-- [GUNSHOT SOUND] 500 00:33:28,406 --> 00:33:30,540 - Hey hey hey, no fair. - No fair, really? 501 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,659 - Hey Keev. - Yeah. 502 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:34,777 Don't forget to put your mouse back in the house. 503 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:38,315 No shhhit. Ugh. Humph. 504 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,122 Hit the safety, asshole. 505 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:48,058 [CLICKING SOUND] Oh, shit! Fuck. 506 00:33:48,060 --> 00:33:49,292 The fuck? 507 00:33:55,034 --> 00:33:57,734 Come on Buck, it's fine. They're not gonna hit anything. 508 00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:01,471 Ay, you guys suck. You should be ashamed of your selves. 509 00:34:02,441 --> 00:34:05,776 I missed on purpose, for Buck. 510 00:34:05,778 --> 00:34:07,795 BO: Hahahahaha. 511 00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,813 Fucking pussy. He didn't even get out of the car. 512 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,749 MORGAN, BO, and TRENT: [CHUCKLING SOUNDS] 513 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:14,184 Asshole. 514 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,463 [OMINOUS MUSIC FADES IN] 515 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,538 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 516 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:50,620 [SOUND OF ANIMAL WHINING] 517 00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:56,159 - Look at this. Fucking right-- - Untouched by man fuckers. 518 00:34:56,161 --> 00:34:57,861 Great, check it out. 519 00:34:57,863 --> 00:35:00,130 - Let's do this. - Ughh. 520 00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:09,406 Looks like a camp site. 521 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,174 Let's do it fellas. 522 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:17,280 This is awesome. I feel like fucking Ernest Hemingway. 523 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,117 GROUP: Hahahahaha. 524 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:23,453 Hey, hey. Now, Now we're, "Ernest Goes to Camp". 525 00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:28,191 Hahahahaha ahh. I never saw the hunting movie. 526 00:35:28,193 --> 00:35:30,594 But I know, I know he, uhh, went to jail 527 00:35:30,596 --> 00:35:33,163 and then he joined the army and got scared stupid. 528 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:36,166 I said Ernest Hemingway. 529 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:38,602 It's not the saved Christmas guy? 530 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,804 Are you, are, are you really a fucking moron? 531 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:44,541 Oh, oh. I got ya'. I'm sorry, I didn't, I hea-- you, uh, uh-- 532 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:48,378 Ernest, Ernest Heminga-- gay. Yeah, I, I know that. 533 00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:51,148 I know that. Haha, I know it. 534 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:53,350 [INAUDIBLE] 535 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:55,252 Incoming. 536 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:56,920 Oh, beer me bro. 537 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:01,925 Ah-hahahahaha. Oh Fuck! 538 00:36:01,927 --> 00:36:05,395 Brought you a tent and I'll pitch it for you too. 539 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:08,231 I know your walking around like a walking dead. 540 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:10,267 You're gonna pitch a tent for me? 541 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:11,835 I always do. 542 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:18,208 [OMINOUS MUSIC] [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 543 00:36:37,963 --> 00:36:41,231 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 544 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:53,310 [SCRAPING SOUND] 545 00:36:53,312 --> 00:36:57,781 Ohh. Je-- God. 546 00:36:57,783 --> 00:37:01,384 Oh Fuck. Hey. 547 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:06,389 You. Hey. Morgan. Morgan, fix this mess for me, will ya'? 548 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:09,759 Sure. Four hundred bucks. Cash. 549 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:12,562 It's Fine. Fine. Fine. Put it on my tab. 550 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,899 What part of four hundred bucks don't you understand, fuckface? 551 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:18,835 There, Ha. done. 552 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:21,771 - Your castle awaits. - Ah. Hahahaha. 553 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,608 GROUP: Assholes[Hahahahaha] 554 00:37:24,610 --> 00:37:27,811 Alright. [CLAPPING SOUNDS] 555 00:37:27,813 --> 00:37:30,480 TRENT: Ah. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. 556 00:37:30,482 --> 00:37:32,582 - Get-- - Ugh. 557 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,853 GROUP: [LAUGHING SOUNDS] 558 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:37,854 Gee, thanks. 559 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:40,523 Okay. Okay. Okay. Hey. Hey. Hey. 560 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:44,527 A toast is in order I believe. 561 00:37:44,529 --> 00:37:48,665 - Ughh. - Okay Buck, I apologize- 562 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:51,501 for my behavior earlier. 563 00:37:51,503 --> 00:37:53,937 I was, I was an asshole. 564 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:55,905 Here. Here. 565 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:59,909 But we are here this weekend, for you man. 566 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:03,613 God, you always took care of us back in the day, you know? 567 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:08,351 BO: You know, I owe my first, my first car dealership to you. 568 00:38:08,353 --> 00:38:10,754 Man, you- 569 00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:13,690 you fronted me- 570 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:15,458 the money- 571 00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:18,595 to start my dreams. 572 00:38:18,597 --> 00:38:22,065 And I am, I'm forever grateful. 573 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:25,001 - You're drunk is what you are. - Pffft. Hahaha. 574 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:29,072 Yeah, well, to Buck Severs! 575 00:38:29,074 --> 00:38:32,375 And his return to Bro's weekend! 576 00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,611 TRENT, MORGAN, AND BO: Buck Severs! 577 00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:40,784 I know, Cindy is smiling down on you man. 578 00:38:43,322 --> 00:38:46,589 - Here. Here. - More, more beers. Come on. 579 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,525 BO: Yup. [CLAPPING SOUNDS] 580 00:38:48,527 --> 00:38:50,827 MORGAN: So, uhh, who's hungry? 581 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:54,964 Oh my God. I could eat the ass out of a skunk. 582 00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:56,966 How do you like your meat though? 583 00:38:56,968 --> 00:39:01,037 Rare fucker. [CHUCKLING SOUNDS] 584 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,107 Please tell me you brought some real food. 585 00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:07,444 Ha-ahahaha. What da' ya' got? What da' ya' got? 586 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:11,381 Yes, I will take one of those medium rare but first fellas, 587 00:39:11,383 --> 00:39:14,017 I got to drain the snake. I'll be right back. 588 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:18,488 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] [OMINOUS MUSIC FADES IN] 589 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,895 Ughhh! 590 00:39:28,500 --> 00:39:31,901 [SPLASHING SOUND] Ohhhh. 591 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:33,937 [RUSTLING SOUND] 592 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:37,407 BUCK: Ha Ha. Real funny guys. Reaaaal fucking funny. 593 00:39:37,409 --> 00:39:40,477 [EERIE PIANO] [SOUND OF APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS] 594 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:53,823 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 595 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,673 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 596 00:40:18,016 --> 00:40:21,017 Hey guys, check this out. 597 00:40:21,019 --> 00:40:24,654 Sex tape. Please, please let it be a sex tape. 598 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:26,323 It's not working. 599 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:27,991 Looks like it's been out here a while. 600 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,901 BO: Ohhhh. Yeah. 601 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:45,108 BO: Chicks with guns. Oh yeah. 602 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:50,580 [DRONE SOUND] Fuck was that? 603 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:52,015 [CAR ENGINE SOUND] 604 00:40:52,017 --> 00:40:53,783 Who's this? 605 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,686 Oh, yeah. It's the jailbait express. 606 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,733 [DOOR CLOSE SOUND] 607 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:15,205 Oh, shit. 608 00:41:15,207 --> 00:41:18,107 Yo, when I said, bring friends, 609 00:41:18,109 --> 00:41:20,610 I meant girls. 610 00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,545 Well. She's a girl. 611 00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:25,715 Oh, yeah? Prove it. 612 00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,550 SISSY: He's gross. 613 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:31,020 MORGAN: Come on. Everybody's welcome. 614 00:41:31,022 --> 00:41:35,758 We got steaks on the grill. Some type of, some type of meat dog. 615 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,662 We got beer and we got old white lightning. 616 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:49,572 - There we go. There we go. - Hehehehehe. 617 00:41:52,577 --> 00:41:54,511 - Hahahaha. - Pussies. 618 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:56,646 Oh God! 619 00:41:56,648 --> 00:41:58,748 BO AND MORGAN: [CHUCKLING SOUNDS] 620 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:03,653 Arrrrghh. 621 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:05,722 Ughhh! [CHUCKLING SOUNDS] 622 00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:13,563 One more. I'm okay. One more. 623 00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:16,099 - Again. - Ahh. 624 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:18,101 Again. 625 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:20,169 [CHUCKLING SOUNDS] BO: Again. 626 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,307 BO: Ughh. 627 00:42:24,309 --> 00:42:25,575 Again. 628 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:28,211 - Mmm. - Mmm. 629 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:30,280 Ggaahh. 630 00:42:35,854 --> 00:42:37,720 Ggg-Aahh. 631 00:42:37,722 --> 00:42:40,790 GROUP: [LAUGHING SOUNDS] 632 00:42:42,794 --> 00:42:44,928 I'm breathing fire. 633 00:42:44,930 --> 00:42:47,864 - Yeah and shitting soup. - Hahahaha. 634 00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:51,601 It's good for you. Flushes out the system. 635 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:53,236 When you flush out the system, 636 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:56,339 you should probably be near something that flushes. 637 00:42:56,341 --> 00:42:59,275 TRENT: Ughh. I'm going for another. 638 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:00,310 GROUP: [Hahahahaha] 639 00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:04,914 Okay. Okay. It's ghost story time. 640 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,215 [EERIE MUSIC FADES IN] 641 00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:09,919 Tell us about, Jeb Tucker. 642 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,323 [DRONING SOUND] Ooooh ooh-hoohoo. 643 00:43:13,325 --> 00:43:16,359 Just an urban legend. Ain't no Jeb Tucker. 644 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:18,761 Like hell there ain't. 645 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:20,363 You tell it. 646 00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:23,199 No, you tell it. 647 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:25,068 My grandpa was a kid then. 648 00:43:25,070 --> 00:43:27,737 Randall Tucker thought his family owned this land so, 649 00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:32,241 he just wouldn't leave. For like twenty years, the whole family 650 00:43:32,243 --> 00:43:34,744 nobody could catch them. 651 00:43:34,746 --> 00:43:36,830 Then one day, 652 00:43:36,831 --> 00:43:38,915 Randall just, killed the Ranger that lived here. 653 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:43,086 Randall and Liza Tucker. They were never found. 654 00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:45,221 Presumed missing. 655 00:43:45,223 --> 00:43:47,090 KITTY: They got him. 656 00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:49,359 My dad said the locals got him. 657 00:43:49,361 --> 00:43:51,628 Lynched em up. 658 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:54,931 My dad was a kid then. He said he saw it himself. 659 00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:58,368 MORGAN: Tell us about Jeb Tucker. 660 00:43:58,370 --> 00:44:02,972 Nah. Just, just an urban legend. Ain't no Jeb Tucker. 661 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:04,974 CUTTER: (whispering) Like hell their ain't. 662 00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:06,976 [SOUND OF RUNNING] 663 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,779 - Ahhhhhhh!! Ahhhhh! - GROUP: Ahhhh! 664 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:13,816 Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhh! 665 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:18,021 - Ahhh. Hahahaha. - Hahahahaha. 666 00:44:18,023 --> 00:44:21,891 Oh my God. Oh my God. I peed my pants. I peed my pants. 667 00:44:21,893 --> 00:44:25,895 I peed my pants. Bravo. Bravo. 668 00:44:25,897 --> 00:44:30,333 [OMINOUS MUSIC] [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 669 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:38,141 ¶ OHHH. HOLY WATER ¶ 670 00:44:38,143 --> 00:44:42,712 Come on. Come on. Let's get a little-- 671 00:44:42,714 --> 00:44:47,016 No. No. No. I'll, I'll, Ill catch up with you later. 672 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,752 No. No, no, no, no, no. 673 00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:52,955 ¶ COME ALONG WITH ME ¶ 674 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:56,059 ¶ UNDERCOVER ¶ 675 00:44:56,061 --> 00:44:58,861 ¶ YOU TAKE A TAB. YOU PLACE IT UNDERNEATH YOUR TONGUE ¶ 676 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:00,513 ¶ AND LET IT WAKE YOU UP ¶ 677 00:45:00,514 --> 00:45:02,164 ¶ IT TAKES YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU'RE FROM ¶ 678 00:45:02,167 --> 00:45:04,400 ¶ INTO THE FIRES OF THE FURNACE FROM WHICH ALL THINGS COME ¶ 679 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:07,236 ¶ IN THAT VIOLENT INFERNO WE WE'LL BURN THIS LOVE ¶ 680 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:10,039 ¶ THE GOOD OL' FASHION-- ¶ Ahh-ha. 681 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:12,842 - Thanks Mr. Severs. - Ah, call me Buck. 682 00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:14,844 Mr. Severs is your dad right? 683 00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:17,714 Actually my dad is Mr. Mutnanski. 684 00:45:17,716 --> 00:45:18,881 W-W-What? 685 00:45:18,883 --> 00:45:21,250 Forget it. Where'd your boyfriend get to? 686 00:45:21,252 --> 00:45:24,420 Oh hell. He ain't my boyfriend. 687 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,956 Pretty slim pickins in the local gene pool, huh? 688 00:45:26,958 --> 00:45:30,226 You have no idea. 689 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:33,396 ¶ TAKE ME UNDER ¶ Your friend's pretty wasted. 690 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:37,400 ¶ OHHH! MIDNIGHT MOTHER ¶ 691 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:41,771 He's gonna poo in your beer cooler. 692 00:45:41,773 --> 00:45:45,742 Excuse me. 693 00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:49,078 ¶ I NEED Y'ALL TO PUT Y'ALLS HANDS IN THE SKY THIS ¶ 694 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,247 ¶ EVENING ¶ Psssst. Kitty. 695 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:53,349 ¶ TAKE Y'ALL TO THE SWAMP ¶ 696 00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:56,486 God damn it Cutter, what? 697 00:45:56,488 --> 00:45:59,088 Come here. 698 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,858 ¶ THE WICKED, THEY SURROUND US LIKE A PACK OF VULTURES ¶ 699 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:04,527 ¶ BEEN HARD ON ME, ALWAYS LIVING THIS REBELLIOUS ¶ 700 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,963 ¶ BUT I HOLD MY HEAD-- ¶ 701 00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,401 Yeah? Or what? 702 00:46:12,403 --> 00:46:15,238 - Or Jeb Tuckers gonna get ya'. - Ahhh! 703 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:18,307 Heehee [OMINOUS MUSIC] 704 00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:22,845 There is a way to keep old Jeb away. 705 00:46:22,847 --> 00:46:25,114 Oh yeah, what's that? 706 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:27,150 Havin' sex. 707 00:46:27,152 --> 00:46:29,919 - You know what he hates most? - What? 708 00:46:29,921 --> 00:46:31,888 - Titties - Yeah? 709 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:35,525 So, if I were to go like this, 710 00:46:35,527 --> 00:46:38,094 - that would keep Jeb away. - Yep. 711 00:46:38,096 --> 00:46:39,362 - Yeah? - Mhmm. 712 00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:41,364 You know what he even hates more than that? 713 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:44,300 - What? Ahha. - Pootang. 714 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,370 Oh yeah, should I? 715 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:05,321 What was that? 716 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,123 It's my beating heart baby. 717 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,958 No, I, I think I heard something. 718 00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:13,462 No. My heart, listen. 719 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:16,432 [SWOOSH AND THUD SOUND] [TENSE DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 720 00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:19,502 Ughhh-ha. [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 721 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:34,283 Ahhhhhhhh! 722 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:46,295 Ughh-uh. Ugh-ahh. Ughh-ahh. Ughhhh 723 00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:52,602 [HEAVY PANTS, BREATHING] 724 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,074 Where are you? 725 00:47:58,076 --> 00:48:02,078 CUTTER: Ughh. Ahh. I'm over here. 726 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,013 CUTTER: Ughh. Ahh. 727 00:48:04,015 --> 00:48:06,616 What? 728 00:48:06,618 --> 00:48:10,086 Oh, Jesus Cutter. Will you put your damn pants back on? 729 00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:12,521 - Get in here with me. - Hell no! 730 00:48:12,523 --> 00:48:14,991 Please? 731 00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:17,593 Pretty please? 732 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:22,465 Oh damn it Cutter. Is that all you got? 733 00:48:22,467 --> 00:48:25,034 Oh Kitty, It's freezing and cold out here. 734 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:28,571 - Ha. Ha. - You bitch. 735 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,640 I don't want you anyway. 736 00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:35,578 Ah Hell. Shhhhit. 737 00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:40,283 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] [TENSE DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 738 00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:42,351 No. 739 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,553 No. Fuck. God. No! 740 00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:52,161 Fuck. [MUSIC TEMPO SPEEDING UP] 741 00:48:52,163 --> 00:48:54,230 Ahhhhhh! 742 00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:56,465 [CRASHING THUD] 743 00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:00,703 - It's just me. - Tchhh. 744 00:49:00,705 --> 00:49:03,706 I was wondering where you went. Let me walk you back. 745 00:49:03,708 --> 00:49:05,975 I really want to pick your brain a little bit about the old 746 00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:07,143 Jeb Tucker myth. 747 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:08,978 What do you want to know? 748 00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:12,081 See, Backwoods, Pennsylvania. 749 00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:15,418 No offense. Two kids. 750 00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:18,387 Randall and Liza. Living in the woods for twenty years. 751 00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:21,257 - Right? - It is just a story. 752 00:49:21,259 --> 00:49:25,361 Nahhh. Story had to come from somewhere. 753 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:28,664 [OMINOUS MUSIC] [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 754 00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:34,503 Hello? Hello? 755 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,507 You're Jeb Tucker. 756 00:49:39,243 --> 00:49:41,210 KITTY: Don't. Don't. 757 00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:44,347 I just, I just want to talk to him. This is huge. 758 00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:46,482 This is like finding Bigfoot. 759 00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:49,518 Nobody's gonna get hurt here. We got this under control. 760 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,755 No, you are an arrogant son of a bitch. You know that, right. 761 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:54,557 - I try my best. - Are you crazy? 762 00:49:54,559 --> 00:49:56,843 We gotta get out of here. 763 00:49:56,844 --> 00:49:59,128 He doesn't even have his bow off his shoulder. 764 00:49:59,130 --> 00:50:01,697 It's cool man. Everything's cool. 765 00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:04,700 No one's gonna-- Ahh-ahhhh! 766 00:50:04,702 --> 00:50:08,437 Ugh. Ah-ughhh. Ahhh! 767 00:50:08,439 --> 00:50:12,375 - Ughh! Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. - Ahh. Ahh. Ughhh. 768 00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:20,049 [INTENSE DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 769 00:50:23,021 --> 00:50:25,588 [MIXED WITH SOUNDS OF HER RUNNING AND BREATHING HARD] 770 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:40,603 [INTENSE DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION CONTINUES] 771 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,645 [HIS HEAVY PANTING IS HEARD] 772 00:50:57,588 --> 00:51:00,089 No. No. No. No. No. 773 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,530 Ugh-ughh. 774 00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:16,472 [INTENSE MUSICAL BUILD UP] 775 00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:19,542 [ORCHESTRATION FADES OUT] 776 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:23,712 Ugh. 777 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:28,217 You look like a gay Rambo. 778 00:51:28,219 --> 00:51:31,554 I'm the only one out here with any real survival instincts. 779 00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:33,155 Since when? 780 00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:41,597 See that? When I was a boy, I had this German shepherd. 781 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,233 Beautiful dog. Named him Byron. 782 00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:46,602 That's a good German name. 783 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:49,738 I really did. You remember my dad. 784 00:51:49,740 --> 00:51:52,708 Oh, yeah. 785 00:51:52,710 --> 00:51:56,545 So he starves Byron for like, 786 00:51:56,547 --> 00:51:58,647 five days. 787 00:51:58,649 --> 00:52:01,784 Then he takes me out to the barn. 788 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:06,122 Byron's there, chained to the post. 789 00:52:06,124 --> 00:52:07,890 Rip me to shreds. 790 00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:10,893 I'm sitting there and I'm crying my eyes out 791 00:52:10,895 --> 00:52:13,496 and my father smacks me and says, "Let's see who 792 00:52:13,498 --> 00:52:16,432 the master is". 793 00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:20,836 He hands me a knife and he sets Byron Free. 794 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:23,873 Byron knocks me on my ass. 795 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:27,243 I'm kicking and screaming and he's trying to rip my throat out 796 00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:30,546 and, and suddenly, I snapped. 797 00:52:30,548 --> 00:52:34,483 All of a sudden, it, it all made sense. 798 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,389 So I took that knife and I cut Byron open. 799 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,459 Throat to tail. 800 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:46,295 No offense but your dad was an asshole. 801 00:52:46,297 --> 00:52:50,232 My dad was a genius. 802 00:52:50,234 --> 00:52:53,169 That night taught me to take charge. 803 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:57,940 I've gotten anything I've ever set my mind to. 804 00:52:57,942 --> 00:53:01,644 I got a whole new project I'm working on. 805 00:53:01,646 --> 00:53:05,414 Ooh-hoo-hoo. 806 00:53:05,416 --> 00:53:08,417 Something special. 807 00:53:08,419 --> 00:53:11,453 Yeah, what's that? 808 00:53:11,455 --> 00:53:14,390 Ooh. In due time. 809 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:17,459 OMINOUS MUSIC FADES IN 810 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,242 Oh dear God! Oh God damn it Buck. 811 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,244 Are you trying to give me a heart attack? 812 00:53:35,246 --> 00:53:36,779 No comment. 813 00:53:36,781 --> 00:53:40,683 Yeah, okay, I deserve that. 814 00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:41,750 Buck, 815 00:53:43,621 --> 00:53:45,588 you have no idea. 816 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,923 It's bullshit. 817 00:53:47,925 --> 00:53:50,459 It's all bullshit! 818 00:53:50,461 --> 00:53:53,329 The dealership is shhhhit. 819 00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:57,566 My wife, my wife left me. 820 00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:01,303 God, I haven't been laid in, in months. 821 00:54:01,305 --> 00:54:04,006 - How many? - Twenty. Give or take. 822 00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:06,909 Uh, give mostly. 823 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:10,312 You don't know shame till you get rejected by some 824 00:54:10,314 --> 00:54:13,849 fat, Seth Rogan looking bitch in the middle of a 825 00:54:13,851 --> 00:54:16,986 fucking Cinnabon, man. 826 00:54:16,988 --> 00:54:19,888 That's a family establishment. 827 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:23,659 It's a place of goodness and, and, and, and, and-- 828 00:54:23,661 --> 00:54:25,828 - And buns! - And buns! Fuck yeah! And buns 829 00:54:25,830 --> 00:54:27,529 and buns. 830 00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:32,034 [CRYING SOUNDS] 831 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:39,475 - It's okay, come on. - Buck, she had a beard. 832 00:54:39,477 --> 00:54:41,043 It's okay. It's okay. 833 00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:45,514 [UPLIFTING MUSIC FADES IN] 834 00:55:06,037 --> 00:55:08,437 Oh! Ohhh. 835 00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:11,674 Ohhh goddd. 836 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:15,611 Ahh, who shit in my mouth? 837 00:55:17,581 --> 00:55:19,581 Hooooo. 838 00:55:22,053 --> 00:55:23,319 Haaa. 839 00:55:25,723 --> 00:55:27,956 Ughh. Jesus. 840 00:55:32,697 --> 00:55:34,897 Hey. 841 00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:38,334 Rise and shine dickhead. 842 00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:40,336 Smell the fresh mountain air. 843 00:55:40,338 --> 00:55:42,504 Prrrrfftt. 844 00:55:42,506 --> 00:55:44,606 Ohh. Oh. [FARTING SOUNDS] 845 00:55:44,608 --> 00:55:47,576 Oh, that's gonna hurt. Ughh. 846 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,580 BO: [COUGHING SOUNDS] 847 00:55:51,582 --> 00:55:54,917 - Ohh. - Oh my God. Ughh-ohh. Oh! 848 00:55:54,919 --> 00:55:59,121 - Oh. Ahh. Ohhh. Je-sus! - Hahahahaha. 849 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:04,126 - Dude, that wasn't even funny. - Ahhhh. Ohh. 850 00:56:05,363 --> 00:56:06,895 Where's Morgan? 851 00:56:06,897 --> 00:56:08,664 He's not in his tent? 852 00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:12,434 Anybody see him come back last night? 853 00:56:12,436 --> 00:56:15,404 Oh man. If he banged that Kitty, 854 00:56:15,406 --> 00:56:18,807 I am gonna be so hurt. 855 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,576 Kitty isn't here either. 856 00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:26,682 And the guns. Where are the guns? 857 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,417 No, they're right over th-- 858 00:56:28,419 --> 00:56:32,621 Mother, motherfffffucker! 859 00:56:32,623 --> 00:56:37,159 God damnit. Those punks stole our guns. Shit. 860 00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:40,496 - Well you fucking invited them. - Yeah, well you got them here. 861 00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:43,932 I am so sick of you using my name 862 00:56:43,934 --> 00:56:46,068 for your statutory rapes. 863 00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:49,805 Wow. He's just now figuring this out. 864 00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:52,541 Ugh. Ugh. Ughh. 865 00:56:52,543 --> 00:56:55,811 Yeah, Buck the thing is, 866 00:56:55,813 --> 00:56:59,715 those wrestling moves, they're really just for show. 867 00:56:59,717 --> 00:57:02,918 I wonder how you would do in a real fight? 868 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,721 - You wanna fucking find out? -Woah, woah, woah, woah. 869 00:57:05,723 --> 00:57:08,023 Woah. 870 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:10,759 - Jesus, look at you. - I told you. I told you. 871 00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,097 We have to find Morgan. 872 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,900 I'm telling you fellas, I don't have a good feeling about this. 873 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:20,803 He's fine. Alright? 874 00:57:20,805 --> 00:57:22,137 Morgan's fine. 875 00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:26,208 I'm going back to bed. 876 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:29,845 - Buck! - We're looking for Morgan. 877 00:57:29,847 --> 00:57:32,781 You got that? Here's the plan. 878 00:57:34,118 --> 00:57:36,885 We all split up. If we don't find him by sundown, 879 00:57:36,887 --> 00:57:39,188 we're gonna meet back here and do it all over again. 880 00:57:39,190 --> 00:57:41,190 Got it? 881 00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:43,692 Trent, you go that way. 882 00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:44,993 Let's go! 883 00:57:44,995 --> 00:57:48,063 [EERIE MUSIC] 884 00:57:57,741 --> 00:57:58,974 Morgan! 885 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:03,145 Morgan! 886 00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:13,856 Oh. 887 00:58:37,615 --> 00:58:40,249 Ughh. Ahh. 888 00:58:42,553 --> 00:58:45,621 [DRAMATIC OMINOUS MUSIC] 889 00:59:07,611 --> 00:59:10,679 [OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES] 890 00:59:36,674 --> 00:59:37,906 Morgan. 891 01:00:06,136 --> 01:00:07,202 Buck? 892 01:00:25,623 --> 01:00:28,690 [DRAMATIC TONE] [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 893 01:00:43,073 --> 01:00:44,773 Mhhh. 894 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:53,782 [SUSPENSE MUSIC] 895 01:01:07,731 --> 01:01:10,799 [SUSPENSE MUSIC CONTINUES] 896 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:22,444 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 897 01:01:38,262 --> 01:01:39,461 Morgan! 898 01:01:41,765 --> 01:01:43,832 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 899 01:01:51,475 --> 01:01:55,143 Oh God. Hhm-hmm. Oh God. Hhm. 900 01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,379 Ugh. Ugh. 901 01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:07,789 [OMINOUS MUSIC ] 902 01:02:20,204 --> 01:02:22,270 - Ughh. - Agh. 903 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:28,310 [GOTHIC MUSIC WITH CHANTING AS LYRICS] 904 01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:31,279 Ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. 905 01:02:40,224 --> 01:02:41,957 He-he-he-help me. 906 01:02:41,959 --> 01:02:44,359 N-no, no, no! 907 01:02:44,361 --> 01:02:47,362 Morgan! 908 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:50,832 Seriously? Jesus Christ. 909 01:02:50,834 --> 01:02:52,334 What the? 910 01:02:57,908 --> 01:03:00,976 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 911 01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:24,966 [OMINOUS TONE] 912 01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:40,115 [SUSPENSE MUSIC CONTINUES] 913 01:04:03,073 --> 01:04:06,141 [SUSPENSE MUSIC BECOMES EERIE] 914 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:20,188 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 915 01:04:20,190 --> 01:04:23,258 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 916 01:04:36,406 --> 01:04:40,575 [MUSIC AND BREATHING CONTINUES] 917 01:04:58,528 --> 01:05:00,528 Ahhhh! Ughh! 918 01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:02,631 Ughh! 919 01:05:02,633 --> 01:05:04,900 [GROWLING SOUNDS] 920 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:13,942 I learned that from Mania 23, when I had to rope Buffalo Bob 921 01:05:13,944 --> 01:05:17,379 with his own lasso. [TENSE DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 922 01:05:17,381 --> 01:05:18,446 Ohh. 923 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:24,352 [SOUND OF MOTORCYCLES AND CARS] 924 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:37,032 BROOKLYN: Buck Seavers. In the flesh. 925 01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:39,968 Thank God you're here. I'm in a world of hurt over there. 926 01:05:39,970 --> 01:05:41,703 You have no idea. 927 01:05:41,705 --> 01:05:43,638 Whoa-hoa-hoa-hoa. 928 01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:46,274 Ohh! 929 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,109 Look around, there's three more. 930 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:51,079 - He's o-- He's over there. - Who? 931 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:53,581 - Hurry up. He's getting away. - Buck up! 932 01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:57,519 - Ughhh! - Keep an eye on him. Let's go. 933 01:05:57,521 --> 01:06:00,422 [HIGH TEMPO DRAMATIC ORCHESTRATION] 934 01:06:00,424 --> 01:06:02,557 BIKERS: Woohoo! 935 01:06:02,559 --> 01:06:04,092 BIKER 2: Fuck these guys. 936 01:06:04,094 --> 01:06:05,994 BIKER WITH GUN: Are you really Buck Severs? 937 01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:08,063 - Ughh. - What? 938 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:09,331 Ughh! 939 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,473 - Arrghh Arrrraaghh. - Ugh-ahh. 940 01:06:30,253 --> 01:06:35,023 [FIGHTING, DYING SOUNDS MIXED WITH SUSPENSE MUSIC] 941 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:38,526 [MOTORCYCLE REVVING] 942 01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:39,594 Shit! 943 01:06:41,131 --> 01:06:42,564 [CLANGING SOUNDS] 944 01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:44,399 - Ughh. - Ughhh. 945 01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:46,201 Ohhhh! 946 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,270 [MORE FIGHTING, SCREAMING AND DEATH SOUNDS] 947 01:06:49,272 --> 01:06:52,240 Heeyaa! 948 01:06:52,242 --> 01:06:55,577 - Ahhh! Ahh! - Ughh. Ahh. Ughh. Ahh! 949 01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:04,319 Aghhh. 950 01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:07,555 Ughh. 951 01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,393 Aghh. 952 01:07:11,395 --> 01:07:15,764 Aghhh. 953 01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:17,032 Ughh. 954 01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,134 Ahhh. 955 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:27,709 [MUSIC SLOWS] 956 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:52,700 Go wait in the trees behind the cabin. 957 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:54,335 Wait for me there. 958 01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:55,637 There's another girl in there. 959 01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:57,672 - Where? - In there. 960 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:59,274 Go. Go. 961 01:08:04,114 --> 01:08:05,180 Ugh. 962 01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,685 Shhhhhhh. 963 01:08:16,393 --> 01:08:17,692 CALI: Get me out of here. 964 01:08:17,694 --> 01:08:18,760 Shhh. 965 01:08:21,565 --> 01:08:23,164 Ughhh-uhh. 966 01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:28,470 - Ah. - Ugh! Ugh! 967 01:08:28,472 --> 01:08:30,738 Ughh-ahh. Come on. 968 01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:34,375 Come on, It's okay, I got you. Come. 969 01:08:38,248 --> 01:08:40,682 [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS] 970 01:08:48,525 --> 01:08:51,259 Oh God. It's him. 971 01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:58,333 Stay there. 972 01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:08,843 That fucker's calling me out. 973 01:09:11,848 --> 01:09:14,749 That motherfucker's calling me out. 974 01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:20,522 Where are you going? 975 01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:23,758 Please don't leave me. 976 01:09:25,462 --> 01:09:27,228 Can you make it back to the campsite? 977 01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:29,664 - Think so. - Okay. Come on. Come on. 978 01:09:29,666 --> 01:09:31,900 Nahh. Yeah, I don't think I can walk. 979 01:09:31,902 --> 01:09:35,803 Okay, okay. Just stay there. Go. Go. Go. Go. 980 01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:37,205 Stay there. 981 01:09:50,554 --> 01:09:53,621 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL BUILD UP] 982 01:09:56,593 --> 01:09:58,626 Ughhhh! 983 01:09:58,628 --> 01:10:00,228 Grrrr. 984 01:10:05,569 --> 01:10:07,936 - Arrrrggggg. - Rrrraaah. 985 01:10:13,944 --> 01:10:17,212 Rrrrraahh! 986 01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:21,216 Aahhhh. 987 01:10:21,218 --> 01:10:22,417 Ugggghh! 988 01:10:25,622 --> 01:10:28,223 - Uwaaahh. - Ohhh! 989 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:30,992 Ahh. 990 01:10:37,334 --> 01:10:38,967 Aghh! 991 01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:43,905 Grrrrrrr. 992 01:10:45,609 --> 01:10:47,976 Gggrrrrrrr. 993 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,481 Ohhhh! 994 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:55,450 Ohhh. Oh. Ho. Ho. Ho. 995 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:01,923 Ughh. Ohh. Ohh. 996 01:11:07,264 --> 01:11:08,796 Ooooooh! 997 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:20,308 [DRAMATIC VIOLIN] 998 01:11:27,651 --> 01:11:29,450 Ahhhhhhh! 999 01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:39,961 - Ugh. Ahh. - Ughh. 1000 01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:43,898 [ROAR - THEN MUSIC BUILDS] 1001 01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:56,778 [GIANT ROAR] 1002 01:11:57,781 --> 01:12:00,982 Oh, fuck. God damnit. 1003 01:12:02,719 --> 01:12:05,820 [GROANS] 1004 01:12:20,470 --> 01:12:24,706 [FIGHT SOUNDS CONTINUE] 1005 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:46,594 [SUSPENSE MUSIC CONTINUES] 1006 01:12:46,730 --> 01:12:49,797 Inbred mutant looking motherfucker! 1007 01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:54,369 Come on motherfucker. 1008 01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:57,572 Loud smash 1009 01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,989 [SUDDEN NOISE] 1010 01:13:28,037 --> 01:13:31,139 Let's dance motherfucker. 1011 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:49,056 [MUSIC BUILDS HEIGHTENING DRAMA] 1012 01:13:55,899 --> 01:13:59,534 [BOTH ROAR AT EACH OTHER] 1013 01:14:25,061 --> 01:14:28,896 [BOTH GROAN AND GROWL] 1014 01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:50,184 [FIRES SOUNDS, NATURE] 1015 01:15:03,633 --> 01:15:07,201 [MUSIC CHANGE, UP TEMPO] 1016 01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:20,214 [THUD AND MUSIC LESSENS IN INTENSITY] 1017 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:34,228 [HOARSE BREATHING] 1018 01:15:41,271 --> 01:15:45,239 [OPERATIC MUSIC] 1019 01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:15,269 [MUSIC BECOMES MORE SUSPENSEFUL] 1020 01:16:30,219 --> 01:16:32,687 That's Aunty Liza. 1021 01:16:32,689 --> 01:16:34,255 My dad's cousin. 1022 01:16:35,725 --> 01:16:37,792 TRENT: And sister. 1023 01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:41,896 And their parents were to. Jeb, you met Jeb. Uhh. 1024 01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,164 Their son. 1025 01:16:43,166 --> 01:16:46,901 Oma Jean here is Jeb's wife. 1026 01:16:46,903 --> 01:16:48,936 And the kids. 1027 01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:53,007 And the grandkids aren't doing so well. 1028 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:58,145 Which is why we have to get new blood in here. 1029 01:16:58,147 --> 01:17:00,982 Hence those girls you let go. 1030 01:17:00,984 --> 01:17:04,952 But we'll get 'em back. We'll get 'em back. 1031 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,722 Where are they gonna go? 1032 01:17:07,724 --> 01:17:10,758 Ahh family. 1033 01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,159 TRENT: What are you gonna do? 1034 01:17:12,161 --> 01:17:16,697 Everybody's got that crazy uncle. Skeletons in the closet 1035 01:17:16,699 --> 01:17:19,300 or on the fuckin' sofa in this case. 1036 01:17:19,302 --> 01:17:21,402 So, what your telling me is you only brought us here so you 1037 01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:23,755 could hunt us. 1038 01:17:23,756 --> 01:17:26,107 No. No. No. No. I would never do that man. 1039 01:17:26,109 --> 01:17:28,009 You're my bro. 1040 01:17:28,011 --> 01:17:31,178 I love you man. No, I-I did this for you. 1041 01:17:31,180 --> 01:17:33,047 This is for you. 1042 01:17:34,851 --> 01:17:38,252 TRENT: Look at you. Look at you man. 1043 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:42,123 Look at ya' The eye of the tiger. 1044 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,959 Buck Severs is back. 1045 01:17:44,961 --> 01:17:48,329 You're my new project Buck. 1046 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:52,066 Now, now we get you back in the saddle and hello. 1047 01:17:52,068 --> 01:17:56,037 I'm talking we do MMA. U-UFC. That Thai shit. Whatever. 1048 01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:59,774 The sky's the limit. You're on fire my friend. 1049 01:17:59,776 --> 01:18:02,843 Bigger star than ever. My God think of it. 1050 01:18:04,213 --> 01:18:07,081 You want to hit me don't ya? 1051 01:18:07,083 --> 01:18:09,150 Come on. 1052 01:18:09,152 --> 01:18:10,885 I kind of deserve it. 1053 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:17,992 Come on. Get it over with. 1054 01:18:17,994 --> 01:18:19,994 Ughh! 1055 01:18:19,996 --> 01:18:23,164 - Jesus Buck. - Ughh! 1056 01:18:23,166 --> 01:18:25,933 Okay. You made your point. 1057 01:18:25,935 --> 01:18:28,335 This one's for Morgan and Keev. 1058 01:18:28,337 --> 01:18:30,171 Ughhhh. Aghh! 1059 01:18:35,111 --> 01:18:38,846 Ughh. Ughh. Aghh. 1060 01:18:38,848 --> 01:18:41,916 Ugh. Ugh. Ahhhh. 1061 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:45,286 [HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1062 01:19:00,803 --> 01:19:02,036 It's okay. 1063 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:10,411 [TRIUMPHANT MUSIC] 1064 01:19:27,363 --> 01:19:29,263 What? Why are we back here? 1065 01:19:29,265 --> 01:19:31,332 It's okay. You'll see. 1066 01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:39,039 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1067 01:19:48,785 --> 01:19:51,519 No. No. 1068 01:19:51,521 --> 01:19:56,390 No. No. Nooo. No-ho-ho. Nooooo! 1069 01:19:57,326 --> 01:20:01,262 Nooooooo! 1070 01:20:01,264 --> 01:20:03,164 Ahh. Ahh-haa. 1071 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:05,966 Plee-eee-eee-eeese help me. 1072 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:09,036 [CRYING SOUNDS] 1073 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:18,546 [HARD ROCK MUSIC] 1074 01:20:43,506 --> 01:20:46,574 [HARD ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES] 1075 01:20:55,318 --> 01:20:58,352 ¶ I LET THE ENGINES REV ¶ 1076 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,088 ¶ SWALLOW THE ROAD AHEAD OF ME ¶ 1077 01:21:01,090 --> 01:21:03,924 ¶ I TAKE A LONELY PATH ¶ 1078 01:21:03,926 --> 01:21:06,493 ¶ NO TELLING WHERE IT FEEDS ¶ 1079 01:21:06,495 --> 01:21:09,330 ¶ I DID IT TWICE BEFORE ¶ 1080 01:21:09,332 --> 01:21:12,233 ¶ SEEN ALL THE THINGS THERE ARE TO SEE ¶ 1081 01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:15,236 ¶ I CAN'T GET ENOUGH ¶ 1082 01:21:15,238 --> 01:21:19,640 ¶ THE MAN I WANT TO BECOME ¶ 1083 01:21:19,642 --> 01:21:24,478 ¶ I WANNA RIDE ¶ 1084 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:29,183 ¶ RIDE TO EDGE WITH YOU AND WHEN WE WON'T COME BACK ¶ 1085 01:21:29,185 --> 01:21:31,218 ¶ I SWEAR I'LL NEVER KNOW 1086 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:36,023 ¶ I RIDE ¶ 1087 01:21:36,025 --> 01:21:38,025 ¶ RIDE TO THE EDGE WITH YOU ¶ 1088 01:21:38,027 --> 01:21:40,361 ¶ AND WHEN WE DON'T COME BACK ¶ 1089 01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:43,430 ¶ THEY WON'T FORGET US ¶ 1090 01:21:51,908 --> 01:21:54,942 ¶ SHE LET HER HAIR FLOW BACK ¶ 1091 01:21:54,944 --> 01:21:57,244 ¶ SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND MY WAIST ¶ 1092 01:21:57,246 --> 01:22:00,347 ¶ AND I CANNOT FORGET ¶ 1093 01:22:00,349 --> 01:22:02,917 ¶ THE WAY WE START THIS RACE ¶ 1094 01:22:02,919 --> 01:22:06,053 ¶ THE HIGHWAY BRINGS THE SOUND ¶ 1095 01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:09,089 ¶ THE ONLY THING THAT'S ON OUR MINDS ¶ 1096 01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:11,659 ¶ A CLEARING OF OUR THOUGHTS ¶ 1097 01:22:11,661 --> 01:22:16,363 ¶ LEAVE EVERYTHING BEHIND ¶ 1098 01:22:16,365 --> 01:22:21,302 ¶ I WANNA RIDE ¶ 1099 01:22:21,304 --> 01:22:25,940 ¶ RIDE TO THE EDGE WITH YOU ¶ 1100 01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:31,011 ¶ I SWEAR I'LL NEVER KNOW. I RIDE ¶ 1101 01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:34,481 ¶ RIDE TO THE EDGE WITH YOU ¶ 1102 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:37,184 ¶AND WHEN WE DON'T COME BACK ¶ 1103 01:22:37,186 --> 01:22:39,520 ¶ THEY WONT FORGET US ¶ 1104 01:22:47,463 --> 01:22:50,531 [EPIC ORCHESTRATION] 1105 01:23:20,496 --> 01:23:23,564 [EPIC ORCHESTRATION CONTINUES] 1106 01:23:43,753 --> 01:23:47,021 [EPIC ORCHESTRATION FADING OUT] 1107 01:23:51,761 --> 01:23:55,029 [ELECTRONIC BEAT] 1108 01:23:57,500 --> 01:24:00,567 [ELECTRONIC BEAT FADES OUT]