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[music playing]

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[sizzling]

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LUCY: Food is more
than just fuel.

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It's sharing, it's conversation,it's hello and goodbye.

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It's giving and receiving.

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It's a prayer.

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It's what we dream of
and everything we fear.

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Food is where we come
from and it's what

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we'll all eventually become.

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But too much food creates waste.

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Waste is destroying our world.

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Environmentalists agree thatdisposable plastic cutlery

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is the single greatest
threat to our planet.

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I'm Lucy Vanderton,
and I created

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Incredible Edible
Cutlery to bring

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an end to that destruction.

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We all know you can'teat food without cutlery.

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But now, you can eat
cutlery without food.

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Incredible Edible Cutlery isa vision for mankind's future.

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As an ethnically diversefemale-led company innovating

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in a white male-dominatedworld, we reflect that future,

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our mission to rid the planetof disposable plastic cutlery

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and save the world
one bite at a time.

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[crunch]

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OK, this is bullshit.

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Well, I think it's inspiring.

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You're positive and
you're uplifting.

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And naive and stupid.

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And-- and please, that
family was fake as fuck.

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OK, yeah.

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I'll redo it.

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Listen, do you
remember the first thing

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I said to you at Tufts?

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That I saw a beautiful,
intelligent black woman

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who has the potential tobe the Beyonce of business.

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That's why I agreed
to mentor you.

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I want that person back, Jess.

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Listen to the Beyonce
inside you, girlfriend.

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[music playing]

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All right, listen up
Incredible Eatibles.

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Edibles, Incredible Edibles.

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Agree to disagree, but
you're paying the bills.

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Welcome to Brandon's
Outdoor Experience.

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Are you ready for the ultimateteam-building challenge?

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It's called Ball Quest.

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[groaning]

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You guys can do this.

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You're all working as a unit.

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[groaning]

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The ball's your enemy.

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[groaning]

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Don't let that
piece of shit win.

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Motherfucker.

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It's too heavy.

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We can't move this.

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If we all push it together,do you think maybe we can?

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How do we get
it on the podium?

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Excuse me, sir.

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Are we allowed to put
the podium on its side.

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I can't tell you how to do it.

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That'd be cheating, right?

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Hey, we're not
trying to cheat.

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We just want to clarifywhat we can and cannot do.

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Come on, people.

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Figure it out.

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Think team.

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Aidan, go lay
down in front of it.

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We'll use you as a ramp.

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That's fine with me, I guess.

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Wait.

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Hey, stop.

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Don't lay down.

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He's fucking with you.

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Oh.

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You almost got me there.

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OK.

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What we need to do is usethese two poles as a railroad

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so we can roll the ballthingy up unto the thing.

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OK, yeah.

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And then use the ropes
as a pulley system

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to get the ball on
top of the rails.

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This is not fun at all.

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It's not supposed to be fun.

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OK, well it's working.

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It's not moving.

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Pull it harder.

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Wait.

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Use a pole as a lever.

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Yeah, that's a good idea.

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But we only have two poles.

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Right.

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And we need both the poles tomake the actual train tracks.

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Jess, let's just forgetabout the railroad tracks, OK?

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Let's just focus on movingthe ball toward the podium.

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We'll worry about getting
it up when we get there.

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[groaning]

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[crunch]

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Oh, shit.

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What?

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[screaming]

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[groaning]

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[cracks]

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Oh, gosh darn it, that--

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that really hurt.

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My leg.

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Nice work, FT.

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We have to try
and move it somehow.

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Have you got another
pole, like a metal one?

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I want to say
that I'm mad, but I

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am severely disappointed
in every one of you,

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especially you, Jess.

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I'm embarrassed.

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I'm sorry.

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Lucy, I was--

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I was trying.

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AIDAN: Oh, gosh darn it.

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We were having so much fun.

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[music playing]

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[engine revving]

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[snapshots]

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Oh damn, it's hot.

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Hey, psst.

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Lucy giving you
a hard time, huh?

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It comes with the territory.

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You are the hate sponge.

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The what?

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The hate sponge,
the punching bag.

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I was the hate sponge for theyears until you came along.

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My advice is, soak it in.

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And if you ever
get any feelings,

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just push them down with
booze and video games.

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You'll find that life getseasier soon, very soon.

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Did you just try to wink at me?

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I did wink at you.

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Yikes, why?

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OK.

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Keep this to yourself,
but very soon, I'm

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going to be taking on the brandnew role of vice president,

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and you'll take my place
as number one assistant,

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and Lucy's going to hire
a brand new hate sponge,

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so it's all good.

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OK.

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Well, I hate to break
it to you, but Lucy's

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appointing me vice president.

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What?

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Yeah, man.

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[music playing]

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No, that's not--

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Yeah, it is.

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No, I don't--

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I don't think so.

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All right, gang.

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Let's circle up right here.

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Pretty spectacular, huh?

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Every once in a while, mothernature likes to strip for us,

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just show us how sexy she is.

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I know it looks daunting,but don't worry.

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It's an easy hike down.

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We're going to track alongthis ridge and down the canyon.

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Where does this go?

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Oh, don't worry about that.

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That's the advanced route.

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No offense, but I don't
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ready for the advanced route.

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[chuckling]

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Yeah.

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Nope.

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No, we're doing the advanced.

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[chuckling]

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BRANDON: Seriously?

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LUCY: Yeah.

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I can't recommend more
strongly that this group

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takes the beginner route.

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That's an advanced
cave system that's

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for experienced spelunkers.

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Look, if we can navigate theadvanced route of the deepest

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cave systems of
New Mexico, then we

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can navigate the challenges oftoday's business environment.

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The only way for
a muscle to grow

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is to have something
to push against,

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and we all know that thebiggest muscle in the body

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is the brain.

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Nope.

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This is the
perfect opportunity

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for the brain to grow.

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Let's get to it.

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Come on!

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Well, checks cleared.

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You guys signed your releases.

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Let's go bone some stone.

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Rappelling.

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SUZY: We're
rappelling down there?

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Well, look, you
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welcome to opt out and havea lovely time by yourself

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on the bus thinking
about the new direction

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your career might be going.

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All right, everybody.

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Listen up.

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Now, the number one rule thatyou must follow at all times

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is do whatever the fuck Isay the second I say it.

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That's probably the
most important thing.

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Now, on top of that, I'm goingto go over a couple of dos

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and do not dos.

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Do keep your helmet on
your head at all times.

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Do not consume alcohol
or illegal drugs

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before entering the cave.

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Do be vigilant.

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Keep your eyes peeled
for spiders, scorpions,

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or poisonous snakes,because they are abundant,

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and they are trying to
kill you at all times.

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Now, if we're lucky, we mayencounter some cave paintings.

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These are from the AcamaTribe of first Americans.

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Do not touch the cave paintings.

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And always remember,
they were here first.

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Lucy, what have you got?

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I am actually 1/64
Acama, so if any of you

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want to touch or
examine the paintings,

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then just clear
it with me first.

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I'll be assuming the
role of tribal elder

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for the duration of the trip.

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Cool.

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Let's do this.

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SUZY: There's really no stairs?

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BRANDON: Where do you
want the stair on?

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AIDAN: Hey, guys.

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I think I'm stuck.

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Just for the record,
I'm definitely getting

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the vice president position.

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OK.

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Well, for the record,
Lucy and I have already

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discussed my new role as vicepresident in great detail

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for the last two months, so--

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OK.

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Well, I've been at the companyway longer than you, OK?

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Why would Lucy
promote you over me?

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Three words.

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OK.

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Master of Business
Administration.

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That's four
words, including of.

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Isn't counting-- correct
me if I'm wrong--

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a valuable business skill?

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Yeah, it is, but of
doesn't count as a word.

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It's like the.

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Nobody gives a shit
about those two words.

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I can't do this.

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I really can't do this, Lucy.

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You can do this.

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I know what you're capable of.

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Look, are you a woman
who runs with wolves?

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Are you?

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I think I'm more the womanwho runs away from wolves,

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because they can smell my fear.- Not anymore.

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Not anymore.

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They get off on it.

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I'm going to die.

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Look, I believe in you.

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Why?

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So you have to believe in you.

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Otherwise, you're saying I'mwrong about who I believe in,

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and-- and I don't thinkyou're saying that, are you?

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Not intentionally.

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, No no.

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You're still on
the edible cutlery,

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whereas I'm all over thebrand-new exciting project, OK?

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What does that tell you?

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I wouldn't exactlycall Vanderton University

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a brand-new exciting project.

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We've actually rebranded asthe Vanderton Wealth institute,

269
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but you wouldn't know
that, because you

270
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,777
weren't in the meetings.

271
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:31,995
Yeah, because those
meetings are dumb,

272
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,954
and it's just busy work for you.

273
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:34,868
We get free coffee.

274
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,567
You see that there?

275
00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,747
Hey, quick question.

276
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,358
I got a call from my
transport team on Friday

277
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,013
and they said that our
quarterly check bounced.

278
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,623
That's weird.

279
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:52,581
Did you call Medfirst?

280
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,757
Yeah, I did.

281
00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:57,064
Tanner said that
we're overdrawn.

282
00:11:57,194 --> 00:11:59,762
That shouldn't be happening.

283
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:00,632
I'll look into it.

284
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:01,416
OK.

285
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,074
You know, if running
the accounts department

286
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,730
is getting to be too much foryou, you can just let me know.

287
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:12,253
I'm fine.

288
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,863
OK.

289
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:17,954
Well, if not, you can
always talk to me.

290
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,175
I'm available during
business hours.

291
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:22,219
Thanks.

292
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,655
That's very generous of you.

293
00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:25,309
DEREK: I think I felt some rain.

294
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,484
Oh, that's pretty scary, huh?

295
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:28,225
You don't want to
piss your pants.

296
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:29,749
I don't think the girls downhere would like that very much.

297
00:12:29,879 --> 00:12:30,793
Hey, come on, man.

298
00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,447
Don't go ragging on the intern.

299
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,015
Aidan pissed his
pants one single time.

300
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,581
Surely you should
be able to move on.

301
00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,800
Great banter, guys.

302
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,106
You're making me laugh.

303
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,890
I don't think I can.

304
00:12:41,021 --> 00:12:41,586
Please.

305
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,023
Yes, you can.

306
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:43,980
Brandon!

307
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:45,547
And now is the time, OK?

308
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:48,332
You just need to nut upand put that pussy into it.

309
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,333
Now, follow my lead.

310
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:53,773
You.

311
00:12:57,864 --> 00:12:59,213
Woo!

312
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,737
GLORIA: Our insurance
does not cover this.

313
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,564
BRANDON: Lamps on.

314
00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:03,391
FREDDIE: Lights on?

315
00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:04,392
Oh my god.

316
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,785
LUCY: Get your light on.

317
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,660
[grunting]

318
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,447
What's happening?

319
00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,583
I think I'm having
a panic attack.

320
00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:22,758
LUCY: No, you're not.

321
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:23,585
Yes, I am.

322
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,021
No, you're not.

323
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,458
Your panic attack
is not authorized.

324
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,984
I can't be doing this.

325
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:32,507
I hate it.

326
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:33,987
Lucy, I hate it.

327
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,336
BRANDON: That a girl.

328
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:37,555
Keep pumping those elbows.

329
00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:39,296
I think my fricking
knee's dinged up.

330
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:42,125
BRANDON: No pressure, butmaybe hurry up a little.

331
00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:42,909
LUCY: It's all right.

332
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,127
Keep going.

333
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,650
BRANDON: Looking
good, looking good.

334
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,652
LUCY: Less than six feet.

335
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,567
BRANDON: Yeah, you got this.

336
00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,091
SUZY: I'm so scared.

337
00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:52,309
BRANDON: Yeah, but look cute.

338
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:53,006
Don't worry about it.

339
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:56,836
LUCY: There you go.

340
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:57,532
BRANDON: All right.

341
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:58,402
That a girl.

342
00:13:58,533 --> 00:13:59,490
Good job, good job.

343
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,578
All right.

344
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:01,841
Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?

345
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:03,625
I guess I'm alive.

346
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,846
Exactly, and you probably feelmore alive than you ever have,

347
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:07,411
right?

348
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,848
Uh-huh.

349
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:11,024
Yeah, you do.

350
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:11,676
You did it.

351
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:12,852
Guys, come on.

352
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:13,722
We made it.

353
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,507
We made it as a team.

354
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,640
Teamwork makes the
dream work, right?

355
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:19,815
Makes the dream work, yeah.

356
00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:20,772
Come on.

357
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,991
[cheering]

358
00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:24,820
All right, listen up.

359
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:26,039
I'm going to ask
you to do something.

360
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,867
This might sound
a little far out,

361
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:29,564
but just go with me, all right?

362
00:14:29,694 --> 00:14:32,088
Turn your head lamps off.

363
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,569
[snapping]

364
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,009
[gasps]

365
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,489
Oh my god.

366
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,100
Oh, oh my god.

367
00:14:44,231 --> 00:14:46,189
That never gets old.

368
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:46,973
LUCY: Glorious.

369
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,365
Wow.

370
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:49,889
BRANDON: Pretty
spectacular, right?

371
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:50,498
GLORIA: Incredible.

372
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:51,716
Yeah, good.

373
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:52,717
OK.

374
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,676
Welcome to Cathedral Cavern.

375
00:14:54,806 --> 00:14:56,112
This is pretty much
the crown jewel

376
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,245
of this entire cave system.

377
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:01,335
The great state of New Mexicowas kind enough to rig it up

378
00:15:01,465 --> 00:15:03,032
with some auxiliary
battery lighting

379
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:06,209
so you can really
feel the full effect.

380
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,297
Spectacular.

381
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,777
[sniffing]

382
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,604
Namaste.

383
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,393
Feel free to explore, lookaround, enjoy yourselves.

384
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:20,615
I'll be sitting overthere eating a Clementine.

385
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:23,357
Hey, guys, it's
an Acoma painting.

386
00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,098
It's Acama.

387
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:25,881
Acama?

388
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,057
[humming]

389
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,189
So you can read all this?

390
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:30,407
LUCY: Yeah, somewhat.

391
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:31,104
Hey.

392
00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,540
OK.

393
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,759
So I guess she offered
us both the position.

394
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,806
She's playing us by danglingthe same carrot, a carrot

395
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,939
the both of us can't eat.

396
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,029
It's manipulative, it's
petty, it's deceitful,

397
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,335
it's disrespectful.

398
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:46,728
It's a classic Lucy.

399
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,295
I guess she has to
keep us hungry to keep

400
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,123
the company afloat.

401
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:51,951
Wait, what do you mean afloat?

402
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,909
Shit.

403
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,651
OK, keep this on the DL, OK?

404
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:57,695
Down low.

405
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,219
Yeah, I know what that is.

406
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:00,176
Don't let it come upto the surface, down low.

407
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,134
I understand what that is.

408
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,744
OK.

409
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,398
Vanderton University hasbeen a complete disaster.

410
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,052
It's been hemorrhaging
money for months.

411
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,141
I keep telling her to shutit down to save the company,

412
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,316
but she won't listen.

413
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:10,273
Look at this.

414
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,709
Put your hand right there.

415
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,580
Are you sure it's not
a curse or something?

416
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:13,320
Yes, yes.

417
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:13,929
No.

418
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:14,669
Look.

419
00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:15,583
Feel that.

420
00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,063
Oh.

421
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:18,803
Dammit.

422
00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:19,848
I guess it's hard to sell abusiness based on a personality

423
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:23,983
when it's your personality.

424
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,594
Oh, yeah, because she sucks.

425
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:27,769
Yeah, big time.

426
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:30,206
[quaking]

427
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:34,297
[shouting]

428
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:43,654
What the fuck just happened?

429
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,178
That was a geologic incident.

430
00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:46,266
What?

431
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,182
Yeah, a little
tectonic tremor.

432
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:52,141
In English.

433
00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:53,055
Earthquake?

434
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,317
Oh my god.

435
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,536
So what-- what do we do?

436
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,408
[music playing]

437
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,368
[thud]

438
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:02,804
[screaming]

439
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,197
LUCY: Oh, shit.

440
00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,206
[screaming]

441
00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:14,772
Shouldn't you go
last, not first?

442
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,426
Yeah, but no, because Ishould really go first check

443
00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:17,819
the tunnel integrity, right?

444
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:18,689
Wait, wait, wait.

445
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,648
You can't leave us here!

446
00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:22,084
See, it's so narrow.

447
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,564
I can't turn around
at this point.

448
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:24,739
You don't need to turn around.

449
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:26,349
Just crawl back.

450
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,525
It's probably best foreverybody if I just get out,

451
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:29,613
you know?

452
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:30,353
See you guys on the other side.

453
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,876
No.

454
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:32,834
[quaking]

455
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,792
[shouting]

456
00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:35,793
Shit.

457
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,537
You know what?

458
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:41,277
I'm going to back out.

459
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:42,974
Get out.

460
00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:43,758
BILLY: Yeah, come on, man.BRANDON: It's the best thing.

461
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:44,454
I'm just going to--

462
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:45,629
[clattering]

463
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,458
[screaming]

464
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,026
[boom]

465
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,382
Brandon?

466
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,296
Are you OK?

467
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,172
You all right, Brandon?

468
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:10,915
Brandon?

469
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,748
OK, he's not breathing.

470
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,054
Oh, god.

471
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,055
Oh, Jesus.

472
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:22,753
Hey, hey, I'm CPR trained.

473
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,759
Yep, he's dead.

474
00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:29,891
Oh my god.

475
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:30,892
Oh my god.

476
00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:32,111
Oh my god.

477
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:32,763
Oh my god.

478
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,200
No, no, no.

479
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:37,681
No.

480
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,422
Does anyone's phone work?

481
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,688
There's no service.

482
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:49,084
All right, we got
to get out of here.

483
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:50,607
Look at the cracks.

484
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:51,869
There's something in the cracks.

485
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,349
Maybe you could
still make it through.

486
00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,221
[grunting]

487
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,222
It's rocks.

488
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:57,701
You can't dig through that.

489
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,834
There's probably anetwork of Acama tunnels.

490
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:01,575
I mean, that-- that'ssomething that we would do.

491
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,447
Maybe there's a
door, like a cave door.

492
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:05,840
There's a tunnel.

493
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,669
There's a tunnel.

494
00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,801
Yeah, but it's
going the wrong way.

495
00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,804
A tunnel going down isbetter than no tunnel at all.

496
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,066
Right, guys?

497
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,765
No.

498
00:19:17,895 --> 00:19:18,766
We're fucked.

499
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:20,985
There's nothing.

500
00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,204
There's nothing.

501
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:25,207
We are so totally,
totally fucked.

502
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:26,077
Help!

503
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:26,948
Help!

504
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,124
Hey, hey, hey, oh, oh.

505
00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:30,256
[screaming]

506
00:19:30,386 --> 00:19:31,387
[thuds]

507
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,301
Hey, hey.

508
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,259
Help!

509
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,521
Stop it.

510
00:19:34,651 --> 00:19:35,696
You're going to cause
another cave-in.

511
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,567
Everything always
happens to me.

512
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,398
We're trapped.

513
00:19:42,529 --> 00:19:44,487
We're all going
to die down here.

514
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:47,664
We are going to die, huh?

515
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,492
Billy.

516
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,582
We are all trapped and we aregoing to fucking die down here.

517
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:53,192
Billy.

518
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:53,801
[slaps]

519
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:56,151
Oh.

520
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:56,934
Ow.

521
00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:59,589
Advanced.

522
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,896
Why do you just say we hadto do the fucking advanced?

523
00:20:02,026 --> 00:20:05,160
[thud]

524
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:08,685
There's nothing.

525
00:20:08,816 --> 00:20:09,338
There's no way out.

526
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:17,041
At least our families won'thave to pay for our funerals,

527
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:20,262
seeing how we've already
been buried alive.

528
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,090
OK, people.

529
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:25,615
I think that the situationis under control.

530
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,400
How'd do you work that out?

531
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,490
It's only a matter ofhours before we get rescued.

532
00:20:30,620 --> 00:20:32,883
I mean, I personally
put in the caving permit

533
00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:35,538
with a completeitinerary in that dropbox

534
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,237
at the ranger station.

535
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:41,283
So let's just relax,
enjoy the adventure.

536
00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:45,244
It's a perfectteam-building opportunity.

537
00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:48,464
It's like our own
private escape room.

538
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:51,467
We do need to make
the most of our space,

539
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:55,863
so this area should be thedesignated toilet zone.

540
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,605
And I'm thinking that
this area over here

541
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,869
should be our private zone forpersonal reflection, you know?

542
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:04,959
Much like the interfaith
area at the airport.

543
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,745
Most importantly, we need tomanage our resources carefully.

544
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:11,748
I've done a complete inventoryof our food supplies,

545
00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:15,752
and it consists of a samplebox of Edible Cutlery

546
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:19,321
that Aidan brought with him.

547
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:21,845
You brought a box
of product samples?

548
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,107
Yeah.

549
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,326
I always keep a
set in my backpack.

550
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,458
You never know
when you might need

551
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,850
some cutlery that you can eat.

552
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:30,114
Aidan's dedication
to the flagship product

553
00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:32,900
should be seen as aninspiration and a life-saving

554
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,164
example to us all.

555
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,948
Aidan.

556
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:39,254
Yeah.

557
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,038
If you don't have
gum for all of us,

558
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:42,475
then you should just spit that.

559
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:43,345
What?

560
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:44,128
Give it to me.

561
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,916
Good boy.

562
00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,483
OK.

563
00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:53,094
Hydration-wise, we havethese few bottles of water

564
00:21:53,224 --> 00:21:54,617
and Billy's CamelBak.

565
00:21:54,748 --> 00:21:55,618
No.

566
00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,359
This is private property.

567
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:58,317
Why should I be penalized justbecause I'm the only one who

568
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,101
properly prepared?

569
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:02,973
This excursion is fully fundedby Incredible Edible Cutlery,

570
00:22:03,104 --> 00:22:05,498
so all of the equipment,
including your CamelBak,

571
00:22:05,628 --> 00:22:06,586
is company property.

572
00:22:06,716 --> 00:22:07,891
Oh, no, it's not.

573
00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,851
Just hand over the
goddamn CamelBak.

574
00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:14,289
This is bullshit.

575
00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,900
OK, please pass
these potato forks.

576
00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,599
Take one prong each.

577
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,427
Just one prong?

578
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,080
At least break out the spoons?

579
00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:24,734
No spoons.

580
00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:29,348
Forks, one prong, and I'llexpect those handles back.

581
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:31,611
I know it's not
all about me, but I

582
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,787
really feel like my leg mayneed some kind of treatment.

583
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:36,790
Just keep the wound cleanand watch out for numbness

584
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:39,314
or a foul-smelling discharge.

585
00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,621
Those are the first
signs of gangrene.

586
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:42,752
Gangrene?

587
00:22:42,883 --> 00:22:43,710
LUCY: OK.

588
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,015
Oh my god.

589
00:22:45,146 --> 00:22:48,367
I am going to try
and get some sleep.

590
00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:50,369
Wake me up when the
rescuers get here.

591
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:58,594
Hey, you want to
generate a little heat?

592
00:22:58,725 --> 00:22:59,900
No.

593
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:03,294
LUCY: Billy, you're
on light duty.

594
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,862
Yeah.

595
00:23:05,993 --> 00:23:06,733
How about you?

596
00:23:06,863 --> 00:23:07,734
You want to--

597
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:12,260
[clears throat]

598
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:15,698
[grunts]

599
00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:20,268
[music playing]

600
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,009
LUCY [VOICEOVER]:
In this chapter,

601
00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:25,055
you'll learn to be aVanderton visionary using

602
00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:29,495
the three C's,confidence, collaboration,

603
00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,932
and above all captaincy.

604
00:23:32,062 --> 00:23:33,412
[gunfire]

605
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:43,378
[grunting]

606
00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:44,727
Ow.

607
00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:45,380
Fuck!

608
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,265
WOMAN 1: Aidan.

609
00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:03,790
Aidan.

610
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,226
Who is it?

611
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:12,102
Britney?

612
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,539
Is it Britney, bitch?

613
00:24:13,669 --> 00:24:16,585
BRITNEY SPEARS: Yes,
it's me, Britney Spears.

614
00:24:16,716 --> 00:24:18,195
Stay strong, Aidan.

615
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,980
I'm coming to save you.

616
00:24:29,816 --> 00:24:31,861
Oh.

617
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,689
Hi, Suzy.

618
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:36,170
Hi.

619
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,346
Do you mind if I--

620
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,608
oh yeah, Suzy.

621
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:40,174
Yeah.

622
00:24:40,304 --> 00:24:41,262
[moaning]

623
00:24:41,392 --> 00:24:42,698
SUZY: Can you call me Suzanne?

624
00:24:42,829 --> 00:24:43,569
MAY: Suzanne.

625
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:45,005
[moaning]

626
00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:50,445
Gently, oh.

627
00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,186
They've been going
at it all night.

628
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,541
I didn't realize Suzy
and May were a couple.

629
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,456
They're not.

630
00:25:01,587 --> 00:25:03,806
At least, they weren't.

631
00:25:03,937 --> 00:25:05,721
But I guess the possibilityof imminent death

632
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,854
makes you super horny.

633
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:08,811
Yeah.

634
00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:14,469
Who's this?

635
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,907
Is this your white dad?

636
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,214
Seriously?

637
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:22,346
You don't recognize him?

638
00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:25,262
It's Gary Sinise
from CSI New York.

639
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:26,612
Right.

640
00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:29,353
He's, like, kind of
a big deal for you?

641
00:25:29,484 --> 00:25:31,051
Yeah.

642
00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:35,882
On CSI, Gary treats
his team like a family,

643
00:25:36,012 --> 00:25:37,579
and, like, they always
care for each other

644
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,233
and have each other's back.

645
00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:41,844
And, you know, I thought Ifound it when I quit school

646
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:46,806
and joined the company, so--

647
00:25:46,936 --> 00:25:48,677
Wow.

648
00:25:48,808 --> 00:25:50,592
That's either the most
pathetic thing I've

649
00:25:50,723 --> 00:25:51,985
ever heard of the most tragic.

650
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:52,899
FREDDIE: Ouch.

651
00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:53,769
JESS: Yeah.

652
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:54,944
Wow, sorry.

653
00:25:55,075 --> 00:25:56,163
That-- that came
out really harsh.

654
00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:56,859
FREDDIE: That's
fine, we're hungry.

655
00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:57,512
JESS: Yeah.

656
00:25:57,643 --> 00:26:00,254
[moaning]

657
00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:04,127
FREDDIE: I mean, I guessgood luck to them, right?

658
00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,694
Team-building, right?

659
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,914
JESS: Yeah.

660
00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,830
Freddie.

661
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,441
Freddie.

662
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,007
Freddie.

663
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:20,230
Hi.

664
00:26:20,361 --> 00:26:23,146
Hi.

665
00:26:23,277 --> 00:26:24,931
What's up?

666
00:26:25,061 --> 00:26:28,369
I just wanted to see if youneeded some help with sleeping.

667
00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:39,423
I mean, silk sheets would benice, or any kind of sheets.

668
00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:41,991
I have a great way
to help you to sleep.

669
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,906
[zipping]

670
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,343
Oh, no.

671
00:26:46,474 --> 00:26:47,780
What do you mean no?

672
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:52,741
I just mean no.

673
00:26:52,872 --> 00:26:54,743
We've taken this whole thingfar enough, don't you think?

674
00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:57,572
Well, no, not really.

675
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,400
I mean, you've
never eaten me out

676
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:02,882
while I've given you a rim job.

677
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:05,841
I don't even thinkthat's physically possible.

678
00:27:05,972 --> 00:27:09,236
Well, certainly not
with that attitude.

679
00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:14,023
OK, well, I've made aunilateral decision to stop.

680
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:15,329
Well, you can't.

681
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:16,635
Well, I have.

682
00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,332
Well, I haven't
granted you unilateral

683
00:27:18,462 --> 00:27:19,681
decision-making powers.

684
00:27:19,812 --> 00:27:21,030
I don't need you
to grant them to me.

685
00:27:21,161 --> 00:27:22,510
I already have them.

686
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:25,992
It's called being an
independent adult.

687
00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:27,820
[chuckling]

688
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:28,647
What's so funny?

689
00:27:28,777 --> 00:27:30,083
What's so funny?

690
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:33,434
When have you ever had
an independent adult?

691
00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:34,827
Since forever.

692
00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:37,220
Freddie, Freddie.

693
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,308
Come on.

694
00:27:38,439 --> 00:27:40,876
You would be lost without me.

695
00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,443
Everything you know is from me.

696
00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:44,445
I taught you how to fuck.

697
00:27:47,404 --> 00:27:49,363
I didn't learn how
to fuck from you.

698
00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:50,843
I learned how to fuck from porn.

699
00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:53,846
[thud]

700
00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:57,284
[music playing]

701
00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:00,722
I'm hungry.

702
00:28:00,853 --> 00:28:02,985
I need ibuprofen.

703
00:28:03,116 --> 00:28:06,423
I can feel my lupus flaring up.

704
00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,034
Where the hell are they?

705
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:11,602
Look, they're diggingthrough meters of solid rock.

706
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,213
It's going to take
a little while.

707
00:28:13,343 --> 00:28:16,085
If they're drilling sohard, why can't we hear them?

708
00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,173
[music - "happy birthday"]

709
00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:22,657
[SINGING] Happy
birthday to you.

710
00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:27,270
Happy birthday to you.

711
00:28:27,401 --> 00:28:32,188
Happy birthday dear Gloria.

712
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:37,193
Happy birthday to you.

713
00:28:37,324 --> 00:28:39,021
GLORIA: Thank you so much.

714
00:28:39,152 --> 00:28:40,153
LUCY: OK, make a wish.

715
00:28:40,283 --> 00:28:43,069
Oh.

716
00:28:43,199 --> 00:28:44,853
Yay.

717
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:45,811
Woo.

718
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:48,161
[applause]

719
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:50,903
Well?

720
00:28:51,033 --> 00:28:52,905
What did you wish for?

721
00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:55,385
I hope it was to get us rescued.

722
00:28:55,516 --> 00:28:57,561
Well, if I tell you
what I wished for,

723
00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,173
that means it won't come true.

724
00:29:00,303 --> 00:29:03,045
You wished for somethingelse, didn't you?

725
00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:04,960
Like a new husband,
or I don't know,

726
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:07,658
some other ridiculous bullshit.

727
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:09,791
It's Gloria's wish.

728
00:29:09,922 --> 00:29:11,837
Well, she's down
here on my dollar,

729
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:14,709
so I demand a veto
on all wishes.

730
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:18,147
I'll tell you
when I wished for.

731
00:29:18,278 --> 00:29:20,933
I wished for a boss whowasn't a total fucking bitch.

732
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,985
I asked her for a dollarbill to go to the bathroom

733
00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:31,900
and she said no.

734
00:29:32,031 --> 00:29:35,556
You wouldn't give her a dollarbill so she could wipe herself?

735
00:29:35,686 --> 00:29:38,341
If I had known it
was your birthday,

736
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:40,735
I would have given you mylast couple of singles,

737
00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:42,258
but I'm keeping the hundreds.

738
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,826
No one is wiping theirass on a $100 bill but me.

739
00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:48,047
I can tell you why shewant to keep her hundreds.

740
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:50,049
It's because it's all the
money that she has left.

741
00:29:50,179 --> 00:29:53,617
And by she, I mean we.

742
00:29:53,748 --> 00:29:55,141
Shut up.

743
00:29:55,271 --> 00:29:56,925
Oh, shut up and not telleverybody about the fact

744
00:29:57,056 --> 00:29:59,972
that you've virtually bankruptedus, thanks to your weird ego

745
00:30:00,102 --> 00:30:01,451
trip online business venture?

746
00:30:01,582 --> 00:30:03,236
It's true.

747
00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:04,237
Vanderton University.

748
00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:06,239
Vanderton Wealth Institute?

749
00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:10,069
Whatever you want to call it,it's lost us over 500 grand.

750
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,418
Oh my god.

751
00:30:11,548 --> 00:30:13,202
That's the reason
the accounts are empty?

752
00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,508
What do you mean empty?

753
00:30:14,638 --> 00:30:15,857
I mean empty.

754
00:30:15,988 --> 00:30:17,293
Empty of money?

755
00:30:17,424 --> 00:30:19,513
That's the main thing
they're empty of, yes.

756
00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:20,601
My money?

757
00:30:20,731 --> 00:30:22,168
All our fucking money, dude.

758
00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:24,039
Well, what about
the stock options?

759
00:30:24,170 --> 00:30:25,388
They're worthless.

760
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,651
God dammit, guys.

761
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,479
I just bought a dirt bike.

762
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:32,787
Look, we're all
in this together.

763
00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,658
No, we're not.

764
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:37,009
I'm not even
supposed to be here.

765
00:30:37,139 --> 00:30:40,360
I was going to quit on Monday.

766
00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:41,752
I can't believe this shit.

767
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:45,017
I was doing this
for all of us.

768
00:30:45,147 --> 00:30:47,367
If the company is
in trouble, it's

769
00:30:47,497 --> 00:30:50,849
because of yourincompetence and laziness.

770
00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:54,069
It was your lack ofcommunication and work ethic

771
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:55,462
that got us in this mess.

772
00:30:55,592 --> 00:30:57,725
You don't listen to
a single thing we say.

773
00:30:57,856 --> 00:31:00,206
You don't let us make
a single decision.

774
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,861
Lucy, why should we workhard for you when you steal

775
00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,688
any good ideas we come up with?

776
00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:08,649
What are you talking about?

777
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:13,088
The Edible Cutlery,
Lucy, it was my idea.

778
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:18,311
The hell it was.

779
00:31:18,441 --> 00:31:20,052
I can't believe this.

780
00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,184
I came up with the idea when Ifirst started working for Lucy.

781
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:23,838
All she had back then
was beauty products.

782
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,057
OK.

783
00:31:25,187 --> 00:31:28,190
So maybe the spoons
were your idea,

784
00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:31,193
but the knives and
forks were mine.

785
00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:34,414
Spoons imply knives and forks.

786
00:31:34,544 --> 00:31:38,331
No, there is no such
legal implication.

787
00:31:38,461 --> 00:31:40,811
I mean, anyone can
come up with an idea.

788
00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,509
It's another thing
to turn it into

789
00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:44,728
a multi-million-dollar company.

790
00:31:44,859 --> 00:31:46,905
Formermulti-million-dollar company.

791
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,907
I can't believe
you spent all this

792
00:31:49,037 --> 00:31:52,606
money we don't have on anidiotic team-building trip.

793
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:56,001
Well, I needed to
raise your idiotic game.

794
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:58,786
By burying us alive?

795
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,658
So the only good idea
this company's ever had

796
00:32:01,789 --> 00:32:04,487
belongs to Freddie the fuck toy.

797
00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:05,836
[music playing]

798
00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,664
Freddie the what?

799
00:32:07,795 --> 00:32:10,363
Why do you think
we call you FT?

800
00:32:10,493 --> 00:32:12,669
Because those are my
initials, Freddy Tiwari.

801
00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:17,457
Oh.

802
00:32:17,587 --> 00:32:18,719
Oh my god.

803
00:32:18,849 --> 00:32:19,415
You knew?

804
00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:20,764
You all knew?

805
00:32:20,895 --> 00:32:23,289
That Lucy uses you
as a human dildo?

806
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:24,203
Yeah.

807
00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,248
Don't put it like that.

808
00:32:26,379 --> 00:32:28,772
What is wrong with
two adult colleagues

809
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:30,818
having a relationship,
especially if they're

810
00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,211
chill and not weird about it?

811
00:32:32,341 --> 00:32:33,255
Exactly.

812
00:32:33,386 --> 00:32:34,648
Yeah, what's wrong with that?

813
00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:35,910
Because Freddie was
an intern at the time,

814
00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,694
and fucking an
intern is essentially

815
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:41,742
half a step above fucking ababysitter, in which case, no.

816
00:32:41,872 --> 00:32:42,786
No shade to you or Aidan, but--

817
00:32:42,917 --> 00:32:43,439
Oh, none taken.

818
00:32:43,570 --> 00:32:45,093
JESS: Yikes.

819
00:32:45,224 --> 00:32:46,834
Being Lucy's fuck toy isthe only reason why you've

820
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,792
gotten preferential treatment.

821
00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,055
What?

822
00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:52,231
No, I don't get
preferential treatment.

823
00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:54,276
I saw her give
you an extra prong.

824
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,105
I got the same crappy
prong as everyone else.

825
00:32:57,236 --> 00:33:00,848
And besides, it's not
entirely consensual.

826
00:33:03,546 --> 00:33:04,678
OK?

827
00:33:04,808 --> 00:33:07,028
Yeah, she's been
Weinsteining me.

828
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:08,725
Oh my god.

829
00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,771
I have not Weinsteined you.

830
00:33:10,901 --> 00:33:13,078
I have not Weinsteined anyone.

831
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:14,601
OK, OK.

832
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,211
Maybe not the full
Weinstein, but you

833
00:33:16,342 --> 00:33:19,171
used your power in theworkplace to get sexual favors.

834
00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,434
Oh, like I need to do that.

835
00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:24,437
We're a pair of
consenting adults.

836
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:26,961
You could have walked
out at any time.

837
00:33:27,092 --> 00:33:28,354
You're my boss.

838
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:29,790
I might not have
a job if I didn't

839
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,140
agree to have sex with you.

840
00:33:32,271 --> 00:33:34,621
Grow up.

841
00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:37,058
All relationships are unequal.

842
00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:40,975
I mean, men have been fuckingtheir secretaries for decades.

843
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:42,585
Why can't women?

844
00:33:42,716 --> 00:33:46,198
I guess because
it's kind of horrible.

845
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:50,724
Well, if women can't be
as horrible as men, then

846
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,074
what's fucking feminism for?

847
00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:54,728
What?

848
00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:55,990
Right?

849
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,123
That's a fresh
take on an old idea.

850
00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:00,038
[thud]

851
00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:12,354
Chicken satay with peanutsauce, roast belly pork

852
00:34:12,485 --> 00:34:13,312
with Parmesan potatoes.

853
00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:23,757
Black Forest gateau it's
salty caramel ice cream.

854
00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:25,411
Oh my god.

855
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,152
I don't know what gateauis, but that sounds good.

856
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:30,546
I can go for that.

857
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,548
Thank you.

858
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:35,464
It's the best one.

859
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:37,423
[groaning]

860
00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:40,382
[whirring]

861
00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,342
Where are you going?

862
00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:44,778
Over to the store
to get some Sprite.

863
00:34:49,826 --> 00:34:52,612
We're so fucked.

864
00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:53,613
We're so fucked.

865
00:34:53,743 --> 00:34:54,353
We're so fucked.

866
00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:55,267
We're so fucked.

867
00:34:55,397 --> 00:34:56,529
We are so fucked.

868
00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:59,575
For God's sakes,
shut the fuck up.

869
00:34:59,706 --> 00:35:01,403
Oh, fuck you.

870
00:35:01,534 --> 00:35:02,578
Fuck you.

871
00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,450
Fuck you.

872
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:06,191
Were all fucked because of you.

873
00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:08,193
You were the one who thoughtthat a stupid team-building

874
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,630
exercise and taking us downto a fucking advance route

875
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,937
into an underground hell holewould somehow magically unfuck

876
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,461
the company that you fucked.

877
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:19,552
Hey, it's not Lucy'sfault there was a cave-in.

878
00:35:19,682 --> 00:35:21,641
Thank you Suzy.

879
00:35:21,771 --> 00:35:24,383
Oh, fuck both of you.

880
00:35:24,513 --> 00:35:26,341
Hey, we all need to holdit together down here.

881
00:35:26,472 --> 00:35:27,386
Why?

882
00:35:27,516 --> 00:35:28,952
Look, it's been days, people.

883
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:30,650
We have not heard any
digging or drilling.

884
00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,826
So whether we keep
it together or not,

885
00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:35,002
we're still fucked, right?

886
00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,786
[giggling]

887
00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,527
Anybody not fucked?

888
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:40,703
The longest a human beinghas ever gone without food

889
00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,053
and water is, like, a week,and we ran out of both of them,

890
00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,273
so it's just a matter of time.

891
00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:47,580
Shut up.

892
00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,669
OK, I know.

893
00:35:56,241 --> 00:36:03,030
Listen, we don't know forcertain when or if we're

894
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,075
going to be rescued, right?

895
00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:10,211
But we do know for certain thatif we don't eat something soon,

896
00:36:10,342 --> 00:36:11,081
we're all going to die.

897
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:12,561
We know that.

898
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:13,649
We're aware of that.

899
00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:15,347
I just want to
mention the fact

900
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,653
that there's one food sourcethat we haven't yet explored.

901
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,748
Oh my god.

902
00:36:25,879 --> 00:36:27,315
You're fucking kidding.

903
00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:28,751
Seriously?

904
00:36:28,882 --> 00:36:32,015
I'm not saying we
should eat Brandon.

905
00:36:32,146 --> 00:36:33,756
No.

906
00:36:33,887 --> 00:36:37,586
I'm just saying we
could eat Brandon.

907
00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:39,066
That's disgusting.

908
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,415
I couldn't eat a person.

909
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:43,375
I agree, it is disgusting.

910
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,420
But at the same time, I'mterribly fucking hungry.

911
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:53,863
He did lead us down here.

912
00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:57,954
Helping us survive is
the least he can do.

913
00:36:58,085 --> 00:37:01,697
If we're going to
eat someone, it's

914
00:37:01,828 --> 00:37:05,092
more ethical to eat ourselves.

915
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:08,748
You mean cut off our armsand eat them like James Franco?

916
00:37:08,878 --> 00:37:11,577
I don't think James
Franco ate his own arm.

917
00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:13,666
I'm not even my
own fucking arm.

918
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:14,884
That's where I keep my watch.

919
00:37:15,015 --> 00:37:16,669
I heard you should
eat the brain,

920
00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:18,105
because it has sugar in it.

921
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,760
I got a good idea, Gloria.

922
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,022
Why don't you eat
your own brain?

923
00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,111
Let me reiterate, OK?

924
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,418
I am not saying we
should eat Brandon.

925
00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:31,553
But if we did eat Brandon,how would we go about it?

926
00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:42,999
I once took a sashimicourse on vacation in Japan.

927
00:37:43,130 --> 00:37:45,915
Did it involve
cutting up human flesh?

928
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:47,177
No, it was mostly salmon.

929
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,397
Is it OK that
I hate everything

930
00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:50,311
about this conversation?

931
00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:51,965
it's-- it's--

932
00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,096
it's not a conversation.

933
00:37:53,227 --> 00:37:55,751
It's a theoretical discussion.

934
00:37:55,882 --> 00:37:56,665
You know what?

935
00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,014
A thought experiment.

936
00:37:58,145 --> 00:38:00,016
Oh, these are
for customers only?

937
00:38:00,147 --> 00:38:03,411
Well, I'd be a customer ifyou had any goddamn items.

938
00:38:03,542 --> 00:38:04,760
Jeez.

939
00:38:04,891 --> 00:38:07,285
Real quick, he's
deteriorating at such

940
00:38:07,415 --> 00:38:08,416
a different rate than us.

941
00:38:08,547 --> 00:38:09,809
I'm sorry.

942
00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:10,940
I really don't mean
to be difficult. It's

943
00:38:11,071 --> 00:38:12,681
my last question, I promise.

944
00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:15,728
But do you happen to have aThanksgiving dinner for nine?

945
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:19,514
Have you guys ever seenthat Ethan Hawke movie, where

946
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:20,994
those people get
trapped in the Andes

947
00:38:21,124 --> 00:38:23,344
and then they have
to eat their friends?

948
00:38:23,475 --> 00:38:26,478
It's pretty messed up andgross, but they had some time

949
00:38:26,608 --> 00:38:28,958
to mull it over, because
the Andes is basically

950
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,657
like a big-ass refrigerator.

951
00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:33,267
This cave isn't.

952
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:35,704
So sooner or later,
we're going to have

953
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:39,839
to make a hard choice aboutwhat to do with that body.

954
00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,710
She's right.

955
00:38:41,841 --> 00:38:43,190
Brandon's getting ripe.

956
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:43,843
Ew.

957
00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:47,194
Jesus Christ.

958
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:51,067
He's not a piece
of fruit, people.

959
00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:53,156
I think you need
to all take a very

960
00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:56,203
long, hard look at yourselves.

961
00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:07,519
At least he's not
part of the group.

962
00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:09,651
I mean, it wouldn't be likewe were eating a colleague.

963
00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:12,785
So it's OK even astranger, just not your mom?

964
00:39:12,915 --> 00:39:15,831
I'm not saying it's
OK to eat anyone.

965
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:18,660
But yes, I'd rather eat aguy I just met who I thought

966
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:20,401
was an asshole than my mom.

967
00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,576
Same.

968
00:39:21,707 --> 00:39:26,494
I actually do
know him a little.

969
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:29,192
Kind of got together with him.

970
00:39:29,323 --> 00:39:32,021
When he came to the officeat that meet and greet,

971
00:39:32,152 --> 00:39:33,588
we went out for pizza.

972
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:34,676
One thing led to another.

973
00:39:37,462 --> 00:39:39,725
Sex.

974
00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:43,076
So I sort of feel like
maybe it would be nice

975
00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:46,558
for us to not eat him, please.

976
00:39:50,649 --> 00:39:53,042
Look, I don't
think that's a valid

977
00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:55,305
proprietorial relationship.

978
00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:56,089
Why?

979
00:39:56,219 --> 00:39:57,003
What do you mean?

980
00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:57,830
You fucked my lunch.

981
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,918
So what?

982
00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:00,528
I don't care who fucked him.

983
00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:02,835
I'm eating even before heturns into a pile of goo.

984
00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:04,097
I'm with you.

985
00:40:04,227 --> 00:40:06,142
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

986
00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:07,492
Hold up.

987
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,146
We need to make this
decision as a team,

988
00:40:10,277 --> 00:40:13,541
and there's no I.
There's no I in team.

989
00:40:13,672 --> 00:40:15,282
Yeah, but if you swap
the letters around,

990
00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,979
it spells "meat."

991
00:40:17,110 --> 00:40:21,419
We are going to be rescued.

992
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:25,379
And is that how you want tobe discovered, with Brandon's

993
00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,294
ear hanging out of your mouth?

994
00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,818
I thought of everything, guys.

995
00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:33,518
I'm sorry, but that
place is bullshit.

996
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,302
So what did I miss?

997
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:39,219
Guys, Brandon's a human being.

998
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:43,571
He has a family, and
friends, and feelings.

999
00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:46,705
I mean, I know that thisis a desperate situation,

1000
00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:53,842
but if we lose our humanity,
we've lost everything.

1001
00:40:53,973 --> 00:40:54,887
Let's take a vote.

1002
00:40:57,672 --> 00:41:00,196
Who's in for eating Brandon?

1003
00:41:06,246 --> 00:41:07,290
Wait, what are we voting on?

1004
00:41:07,421 --> 00:41:08,466
Seriously?

1005
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,297
Somebody give me a hand.

1006
00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:15,647
I'm out.

1007
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:19,346
Hey, Brandon,
buddy, I'm so sorry.

1008
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:24,307
If you can see this from heaven,just know that we all love you.

1009
00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:25,700
What the fuck?

1010
00:41:25,831 --> 00:41:27,006
[grunting]

1011
00:41:27,136 --> 00:41:29,965
He's only got one arm.

1012
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:31,750
Someone's stolen an arm.

1013
00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:41,020
Who's got themselves a
nice little snacky arm?

1014
00:41:43,718 --> 00:41:46,416
Who looks the fullest?

1015
00:41:46,547 --> 00:41:47,766
You do.

1016
00:41:47,896 --> 00:41:48,723
Huh?

1017
00:41:54,381 --> 00:41:56,470
Who's been munching
on some finger food.

1018
00:41:59,168 --> 00:42:00,996
How about you, queen bee?

1019
00:42:01,127 --> 00:42:01,823
Huh?

1020
00:42:01,954 --> 00:42:03,085
What about me?

1021
00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:10,832
Be my guest.

1022
00:42:10,963 --> 00:42:12,051
I don't have anything to hide.

1023
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:23,410
What?

1024
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,979
You just back the fuck off.

1025
00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:28,807
This is an invasion of privacy.

1026
00:42:33,855 --> 00:42:36,162
[rattling]

1027
00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:40,122
[grunts]

1028
00:42:43,735 --> 00:42:46,999
[music playing]

1029
00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:04,973
Here it is, the smoking arm.

1030
00:43:05,104 --> 00:43:05,887
Lucy.

1031
00:43:06,018 --> 00:43:06,714
Lucy.

1032
00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:08,498
She stole it.

1033
00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:11,240
She's been feasting on freshmeat while we've been starving?

1034
00:43:11,371 --> 00:43:13,416
So that's why you didn'twant us to eat Brandon.

1035
00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:15,157
You wanted to keep
him all to yourself?

1036
00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:16,637
You sick fuck.

1037
00:43:16,768 --> 00:43:19,031
I fed and watered Brandon.

1038
00:43:19,161 --> 00:43:21,207
I bought him a burrito, OK?

1039
00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:22,382
His nutrients should be mine.

1040
00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:24,036
Well, you've had your share.

1041
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:25,559
The rest of him is ours.

1042
00:43:25,690 --> 00:43:29,302
Jesus fucking Christ.

1043
00:43:29,432 --> 00:43:31,086
The caving permit.

1044
00:43:31,217 --> 00:43:33,828
Oh, no, no, the caving permitthat you said that you filed

1045
00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:35,613
with the ranger
station, the caving

1046
00:43:35,743 --> 00:43:38,006
permit that you couldn't havefiled with the ranger station

1047
00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,052
because I'm holding
in my fucking hand.

1048
00:43:40,182 --> 00:43:41,967
How could you?

1049
00:43:42,097 --> 00:43:43,925
Oh, shit.

1050
00:43:44,056 --> 00:43:45,318
Oh shit, shit.

1051
00:43:45,448 --> 00:43:46,928
No one knows we're here.

1052
00:43:47,059 --> 00:43:48,364
No one's coming to see us.

1053
00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,323
I hate you, Lucy.

1054
00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:51,977
I really fucking hate you.

1055
00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:54,370
Why did you say
you handed it in?

1056
00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:57,896
I thought that I had.

1057
00:43:58,026 --> 00:44:00,115
I-- I must have
gotten side tracked

1058
00:44:00,246 --> 00:44:03,075
when I was helping you with--with the boulders, and then I--

1059
00:44:03,205 --> 00:44:06,034
I was looking for some
ass-wiping material,

1060
00:44:06,165 --> 00:44:07,340
and I found it.

1061
00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:10,952
I was trying to
protect you, and it's

1062
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:13,302
just been so much pressure.

1063
00:44:13,433 --> 00:44:16,523
And look, I then made
an executive decision,

1064
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,657
because if you knew that
I hadn't, you guys--

1065
00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,006
it would have just gotten--

1066
00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:21,702
gotten weird.

1067
00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:22,572
You fucked us.

1068
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:24,662
You fucked us all.

1069
00:44:24,792 --> 00:44:30,145
That is exactly what
I was talking about.

1070
00:44:30,276 --> 00:44:34,149
Somebody is going
to find the tour bus

1071
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,498
and-- and a yellow Porsche.

1072
00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:36,848
How could they-- how
could they miss it?

1073
00:44:36,978 --> 00:44:38,240
We're in the middle
of the fucking desert.

1074
00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:38,850
No one's going to see
that yellow Porsche.

1075
00:44:38,980 --> 00:44:40,547
OK, wait.

1076
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,810
Everybody calm down, OK?

1077
00:44:42,941 --> 00:44:45,160
Even though Lucy
super fucked us,

1078
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,988
we still need to focus
on staying alive.

1079
00:44:47,119 --> 00:44:51,210
And all we can doright now is eat Brandon,

1080
00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:52,646
so I suggest we eat Brandon.

1081
00:44:57,042 --> 00:45:00,306
Who wants first bite?

1082
00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,612
Fuck it, I'll do it.

1083
00:45:02,743 --> 00:45:03,352
I'll do it.

1084
00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:05,790
I'll do it.

1085
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,442
Here, give it to me.

1086
00:45:13,798 --> 00:45:15,625
[chewing]

1087
00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:20,195
Does it tastes like chicken?

1088
00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:20,761
No.

1089
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,114
OK.

1090
00:45:26,245 --> 00:45:29,596
It's chewy it's
definitely a chewy--

1091
00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:31,598
a chewy dish.

1092
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:34,557
[thud]

1093
00:45:34,688 --> 00:45:37,996
[music playing]

1094
00:45:41,608 --> 00:45:43,436
[grunting]

1095
00:46:00,975 --> 00:46:04,674
Why go to all the troubleof putting me in a prison when

1096
00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:06,807
we're already all in a prison?

1097
00:46:06,938 --> 00:46:09,375
We're putting you in prisonbecause you're a damn criminal

1098
00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:12,378
and you deserve to be punished.

1099
00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:15,555
Well, it's totalbullshit, because I could

1100
00:46:15,685 --> 00:46:17,557
get out whenever I wanted.

1101
00:46:17,687 --> 00:46:20,690
No, you can't, because
we won't let you.

1102
00:46:20,821 --> 00:46:24,042
Yeah, this is ametaphorical cage in addition

1103
00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:25,478
to being an actual cage.

1104
00:46:29,395 --> 00:46:31,614
It was just a part of an arm.

1105
00:46:31,745 --> 00:46:34,400
God.

1106
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,489
Somebody had to be
the meat pioneer.

1107
00:46:36,619 --> 00:46:38,578
Right, and it had to be you.

1108
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,928
It always has to be you.

1109
00:46:41,059 --> 00:46:44,323
At least I showed
some restraint.

1110
00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:48,370
You little piggies ain't enoughof Brandon to last us a month,

1111
00:46:48,501 --> 00:46:49,894
you greedy fucks.

1112
00:46:53,723 --> 00:46:58,337
So how are you feeling
post eating Brandon?

1113
00:46:58,467 --> 00:47:03,951
Full, partially of Brandon,mostly of self-loathing.

1114
00:47:04,082 --> 00:47:06,388
Yeah, that was pretty gnarly.

1115
00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:07,302
Yeah.

1116
00:47:10,175 --> 00:47:11,350
FREDDIE: What the fuck.

1117
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,220
JESS: Holy shit.

1118
00:47:12,351 --> 00:47:12,960
SUZY: What was that?

1119
00:47:13,091 --> 00:47:13,961
DEREK: Goddamn.

1120
00:47:14,092 --> 00:47:14,832
What the hell is happening.

1121
00:47:14,962 --> 00:47:16,790
Maybe the battery died.

1122
00:47:16,921 --> 00:47:18,705
Does anybody have aflashlight on their phone

1123
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:19,924
or a headlamp that works?

1124
00:47:20,054 --> 00:47:20,968
Shit.

1125
00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:22,404
Please, please, please.

1126
00:47:22,535 --> 00:47:23,188
[zapping]

1127
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:23,928
Fuck.

1128
00:47:24,058 --> 00:47:26,495
JESS: Oh my god.

1129
00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:29,847
MAY: Oh, thank god.

1130
00:47:29,977 --> 00:47:31,936
Oh, I guess you
dickheads didn't

1131
00:47:32,066 --> 00:47:35,113
take care of your headlamps.

1132
00:47:35,243 --> 00:47:36,462
Hey.

1133
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:37,550
No prisoner property.

1134
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,465
I'm confiscating that.

1135
00:47:39,595 --> 00:47:40,596
Watch the hair.

1136
00:47:40,727 --> 00:47:41,467
Hey.

1137
00:47:41,597 --> 00:47:42,555
ah!

1138
00:47:42,685 --> 00:47:43,904
Hey, how much battery is left?

1139
00:47:44,035 --> 00:47:44,774
How long does it have?

1140
00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:46,037
No idea.

1141
00:47:46,167 --> 00:47:49,867
Guys, I have something
that might help.

1142
00:47:54,001 --> 00:47:56,917
It's a wearable kinetic charger.

1143
00:47:57,048 --> 00:47:58,484
A what?

1144
00:47:58,614 --> 00:48:00,355
It's like one of thoseshake-to-shine flashlights.

1145
00:48:00,486 --> 00:48:03,619
It transfers my armmovements into electricity.

1146
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,491
Wow.

1147
00:48:05,621 --> 00:48:07,667
Great stuff, Aidan.

1148
00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:11,279
Where did you get that?

1149
00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:13,760
It comes in handy
when you're traveling.

1150
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:17,198
You mean like when you'rein a hotel room, beating off?

1151
00:48:17,329 --> 00:48:20,506
Well, yeah.

1152
00:48:20,636 --> 00:48:22,987
It's called the Wankband.

1153
00:48:23,117 --> 00:48:24,771
OK.

1154
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,947
Guys, personally, I don't lovethe idea of watching Aidan rub

1155
00:48:27,078 --> 00:48:28,644
himself stupid just
to give us enough

1156
00:48:28,775 --> 00:48:32,692
light to watch ourselves
die of starvation.

1157
00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:35,738
Do you have a better idea?

1158
00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:37,175
Yeah.

1159
00:48:37,305 --> 00:48:40,134
I think we should try
the tunnel Aidan found.

1160
00:48:40,265 --> 00:48:42,441
[clattering]

1161
00:48:42,571 --> 00:48:45,052
You ever heard the expression,when you're in a hole,

1162
00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:46,706
stop digging?

1163
00:48:46,836 --> 00:48:49,665
It's better to go furtherdown than just stay up here.

1164
00:48:49,796 --> 00:48:52,320
No, it's clearly worse.

1165
00:48:52,451 --> 00:48:54,496
What could be worse than this?

1166
00:48:54,627 --> 00:48:57,717
Imagine this,
but also you're--

1167
00:48:57,847 --> 00:48:58,674
you're dead.

1168
00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:00,111
OK.

1169
00:49:00,241 --> 00:49:02,417
Guys, if we don't try to
find a way out of here,

1170
00:49:02,548 --> 00:49:04,332
we're all going to die.

1171
00:49:04,463 --> 00:49:06,247
Now, I'm going down there.

1172
00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:08,597
Who's going with me?

1173
00:49:08,728 --> 00:49:09,642
I can't.

1174
00:49:09,772 --> 00:49:12,862
I'm all lupused out.

1175
00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,386
I'll go.

1176
00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:15,778
Great.

1177
00:49:15,909 --> 00:49:17,084
Yeah, this is the
right thing to do.

1178
00:49:17,215 --> 00:49:20,870
Yeah, take some action,
maximize our odds.

1179
00:49:21,001 --> 00:49:21,915
We're going to
need the headlamp.

1180
00:49:22,046 --> 00:49:22,611
Fuck that.

1181
00:49:22,742 --> 00:49:24,439
Finders keepers.

1182
00:49:24,570 --> 00:49:26,354
All right, then you keep theheadlamp and then come with us.

1183
00:49:26,485 --> 00:49:27,312
Fuck that.

1184
00:49:30,315 --> 00:49:34,275
Listen, you probablydon't know this about me,

1185
00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:37,670
but I was married once.

1186
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,020
My wife's name was Claire.

1187
00:49:40,151 --> 00:49:42,501
She died.

1188
00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:45,504
I remember cleaning outthis closet after she died

1189
00:49:45,634 --> 00:49:49,029
and finding this beach ball.

1190
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,206
I remembered it was
Claire who blew it up.

1191
00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:55,862
I got rid of everything
that reminded me of her.

1192
00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:58,908
It was just too painful.

1193
00:49:59,039 --> 00:50:04,392
But one thing I couldn'tget rid of was that ball.

1194
00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:08,657
I still have it,
because Claire's breath

1195
00:50:08,788 --> 00:50:10,746
is still in there.

1196
00:50:10,877 --> 00:50:14,054
And as long as there's
breath in my body,

1197
00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:16,491
and Claire's breath
is in that beach ball,

1198
00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:21,714
I'm going to find us
a way out of here, OK?

1199
00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:24,108
And I need your help.

1200
00:50:24,238 --> 00:50:25,848
You should do it, Billy.

1201
00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:27,459
Yeah, Billy.

1202
00:50:27,589 --> 00:50:29,678
It'd actually be nice totake a little break from you.

1203
00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:32,203
You've been nothing but amoaning drain on all of us

1204
00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:33,117
since we got down here.

1205
00:50:36,207 --> 00:50:37,034
Wow.

1206
00:50:41,038 --> 00:50:41,690
OK.

1207
00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:45,303
Here, take it.

1208
00:50:45,433 --> 00:50:46,826
But you're not going with me.

1209
00:50:46,956 --> 00:50:48,436
Oh, wow.

1210
00:50:48,567 --> 00:50:49,872
Great, yeah.

1211
00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:51,700
Just maybe put some clothes on.

1212
00:50:51,831 --> 00:50:53,093
Uh-huh.

1213
00:50:53,224 --> 00:50:54,051
For Claire.

1214
00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:56,009
For Claire.

1215
00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,619
Wow, that was amazing.

1216
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,360
Thanks.

1217
00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:01,710
I'm really sorry
that happened to you.

1218
00:51:01,841 --> 00:51:03,016
I didn't know
you were married.

1219
00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:05,062
Also, you must have
been super young.

1220
00:51:05,192 --> 00:51:07,673
Yeah.

1221
00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:11,198
Actually, that was quote.

1222
00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:12,112
What?

1223
00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:12,982
A quote.

1224
00:51:13,113 --> 00:51:14,158
What?

1225
00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:16,334
Oh, the speech,
it's from CSI New

1226
00:51:16,464 --> 00:51:18,727
York season one episode one.

1227
00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:19,815
OK.

1228
00:51:19,946 --> 00:51:21,295
But it worked though, right?

1229
00:51:21,426 --> 00:51:22,731
Yeah, yeah.

1230
00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:24,472
Totally.

1231
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,474
Good old Gary Sinise.

1232
00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:28,563
Hey, listen.

1233
00:51:28,694 --> 00:51:32,959
Thank you, you know, for
having my back just now

1234
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,440
and just, I don't
know, being awesome

1235
00:51:35,570 --> 00:51:38,007
through this whole experience.

1236
00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,706
I think we make a
pretty good team.

1237
00:51:40,836 --> 00:51:42,273
Wow.

1238
00:51:42,403 --> 00:51:44,753
Is this-- is this friendshipright now happening?

1239
00:51:44,884 --> 00:51:45,624
Oh, yeah, it is.

1240
00:51:45,754 --> 00:51:46,842
OK, cool.

1241
00:51:46,973 --> 00:51:48,931
Yeah, it's weird,
a good weird.

1242
00:51:49,062 --> 00:51:49,758
Yeah.

1243
00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:50,672
It's a good weird.

1244
00:51:50,803 --> 00:51:51,325
Friend request sent.

1245
00:51:51,456 --> 00:51:52,283
Oh, got it.

1246
00:51:52,413 --> 00:51:53,893
Accept.

1247
00:51:54,023 --> 00:51:57,549
Hey, you two lovebirds,don't hold back on my account.

1248
00:51:57,679 --> 00:52:00,204
What the-- that's not
what's happening here.

1249
00:52:00,334 --> 00:52:01,901
It's so not what's
happening right now.

1250
00:52:02,031 --> 00:52:03,381
Besides, he's got
Brandon breath.

1251
00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:04,512
- Really?
- It's totally fine.

1252
00:52:04,643 --> 00:52:05,557
I have it, too.

1253
00:52:05,687 --> 00:52:06,253
We just ate, like, a whole dude.

1254
00:52:06,384 --> 00:52:06,906
OK.

1255
00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:13,260
[music playing]

1256
00:52:38,067 --> 00:52:38,981
Oh, OK, guys.

1257
00:52:39,112 --> 00:52:39,939
Definitely don't look down.

1258
00:52:45,988 --> 00:52:48,121
Oh, God.

1259
00:52:48,252 --> 00:52:49,253
Jesus Christ.

1260
00:52:49,383 --> 00:52:50,428
Calm down.

1261
00:52:50,558 --> 00:52:52,647
OK, OK.

1262
00:52:52,778 --> 00:52:54,040
What the hell am
I doing up here?

1263
00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:54,910
I'm not a hero.

1264
00:52:55,041 --> 00:52:56,434
I'm a cowardly asshole.

1265
00:52:56,564 --> 00:53:00,307
I'm really comfortablebeing a cowardly asshole.

1266
00:53:00,438 --> 00:53:04,224
Uh, there's a ledge andI'm going to have to jump,

1267
00:53:04,355 --> 00:53:06,531
so should I jump?

1268
00:53:06,661 --> 00:53:08,010
Yeah.

1269
00:53:08,141 --> 00:53:09,490
I mean, if you're going
to jump, fucking jump.

1270
00:53:09,621 --> 00:53:10,796
[shouting]

1271
00:53:10,926 --> 00:53:14,713
Jess, I jumped.

1272
00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:16,149
OK.

1273
00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:17,542
[shouting]

1274
00:53:19,065 --> 00:53:21,502
Oh, god.

1275
00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:24,201
Oh, god.

1276
00:53:24,331 --> 00:53:24,766
Oh.

1277
00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:29,728
Moaning drain.

1278
00:53:29,858 --> 00:53:30,729
Moaning drain.

1279
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:32,252
I mean, you know, come on.

1280
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:33,862
It's not like I'm completelyclosed to criticism,

1281
00:53:33,993 --> 00:53:37,344
but any way you slice that,that is just fucking rude.

1282
00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,259
Guys, what is that light?

1283
00:53:39,390 --> 00:53:41,479
Oh my god.

1284
00:53:41,609 --> 00:53:42,697
I think we found--

1285
00:53:42,828 --> 00:53:43,872
Oh my god, it's water.

1286
00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:45,570
Oh god, I'm thirsty.

1287
00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,788
JESS: Oh my gosh.

1288
00:53:46,919 --> 00:53:49,356
BILLY: I'm so thirsty.

1289
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:50,575
JESS: Wait.

1290
00:53:50,705 --> 00:53:52,141
How do you know
it's safe to drink.

1291
00:53:52,272 --> 00:53:53,099
It's cave water.

1292
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,448
So?

1293
00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:56,407
So what do you think
Evian's made from?

1294
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:58,670
Pure delicious cave water.

1295
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,759
This its purest in the
purest form of Evian,

1296
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:04,110
and it's all ours.

1297
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:05,503
[slurping]

1298
00:54:08,593 --> 00:54:09,681
Look, newts.

1299
00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:10,595
What?

1300
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:12,379
It's filled with newts.

1301
00:54:12,510 --> 00:54:15,904
Oh, god, delicious,
nutritious newts.

1302
00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:18,255
I don't think you
should be eating those.

1303
00:54:18,385 --> 00:54:20,648
[chattering]

1304
00:54:25,784 --> 00:54:27,089
Oh my god, it's still alive.

1305
00:54:27,220 --> 00:54:28,134
How is it still alive?

1306
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:29,353
He's fighting his way back up.

1307
00:54:29,483 --> 00:54:30,876
It doesn't want to go down.

1308
00:54:31,006 --> 00:54:32,617
I wonder if they canregenerate in our bellies,

1309
00:54:32,747 --> 00:54:33,618
because they can regenerate.

1310
00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,794
See, I told you it's great.

1311
00:54:35,924 --> 00:54:37,448
Everything is fine.

1312
00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:39,276
[gurgling]

1313
00:54:44,542 --> 00:54:45,238
[vomiting]

1314
00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:46,979
Jesus, Freddie.

1315
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:48,154
What the--

1316
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:51,331
[vomiting]

1317
00:55:00,732 --> 00:55:03,909
Hey.

1318
00:55:04,039 --> 00:55:07,086
You never told me about Brandon.

1319
00:55:07,216 --> 00:55:10,568
Oh, there's not much to tell.

1320
00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:12,744
It was before you and I
got together, I swear.

1321
00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:16,356
Yeah, like a few days before.

1322
00:55:16,487 --> 00:55:20,012
I don't see how that matters.

1323
00:55:20,142 --> 00:55:21,579
I'm sorry.

1324
00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:23,842
If Brandon wasn't crushedto death by those rocks,

1325
00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:26,235
would you still be
sleeping with him?

1326
00:55:26,366 --> 00:55:31,371
Are you asking me to choosebetween you and the man I spent

1327
00:55:31,502 --> 00:55:35,244
one night with and then ate?

1328
00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,421
I don't know if you're thekind of person I can have

1329
00:55:37,551 --> 00:55:39,161
a long-term relationship with.

1330
00:55:39,292 --> 00:55:40,946
You're being really needy.

1331
00:55:41,076 --> 00:55:42,774
I'm not being needy.

1332
00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:45,472
I just don't think you've beencompletely honest and open

1333
00:55:45,603 --> 00:55:48,649
with me, and it's hard for me,because there are reminders

1334
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:50,216
of Brandon everywhere.

1335
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:53,567
You don't think
it's hard for me?

1336
00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:56,178
I'm telling you rightnow, sleeping with someone

1337
00:55:56,309 --> 00:55:58,920
and then eating them,
it's not nothing.

1338
00:56:04,186 --> 00:56:10,758
Can we just pretend that'snot happening right now?

1339
00:56:10,889 --> 00:56:13,674
I don't know if I can.

1340
00:56:13,805 --> 00:56:16,547
[shaking]

1341
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,289
[MUSIC - BRITNEY SPEARS,
"TOXIC"]

1342
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,248
BRITNEY SPEARS: [SINGING] Oh,the taste of your lips, I'm

1343
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,424
on a ride.

1344
00:56:24,555 --> 00:56:27,427
Your toxic, I'm slipping under.

1345
00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:32,171
With the taste of the poisonparadise, I'm addicted to you.

1346
00:56:32,301 --> 00:56:35,174
Don't know that you're toxic?

1347
00:56:35,304 --> 00:56:36,915
And I love what you do.

1348
00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:39,004
Don't you know
that you're toxic?

1349
00:56:39,134 --> 00:56:41,398
[thud]

1350
00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:52,974
Brandon?

1351
00:56:53,105 --> 00:56:54,889
Hey, what's up Freddie?

1352
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:56,978
It's me, Brandon.

1353
00:56:57,109 --> 00:56:58,980
I want you to do me a favor.

1354
00:56:59,111 --> 00:57:04,029
Just use my body as your gift,and the blood I have shed,

1355
00:57:04,159 --> 00:57:05,726
drink it.

1356
00:57:05,857 --> 00:57:10,470
Dine on my flesh in
remembrance that I have

1357
00:57:10,601 --> 00:57:14,082
died so that you might live.

1358
00:57:14,213 --> 00:57:16,998
I am your meat god, Freddie.

1359
00:57:17,129 --> 00:57:22,177
Consume me and you willconsume the knowledge to escape

1360
00:57:22,308 --> 00:57:24,266
this forsaken underworld.

1361
00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:27,269
[cackling]

1362
00:57:28,401 --> 00:57:30,272
Consume me.

1363
00:57:30,403 --> 00:57:32,231
[laughter]

1364
00:57:32,361 --> 00:57:33,754
[crunch]

1365
00:57:33,885 --> 00:57:37,236
[music playing]

1366
00:57:44,373 --> 00:57:45,679
MAN 1: [SINGING] Hey.

1367
00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:49,204
Hey.

1368
00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:53,731
Hey.

1369
00:57:53,861 --> 00:57:55,254
Good work, Freddie.

1370
00:57:55,384 --> 00:57:58,039
You made it, and you
only had to eat one guy.

1371
00:57:58,170 --> 00:57:59,476
It's all totally cool.

1372
00:57:59,606 --> 00:58:01,478
Oh my God.

1373
00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:02,914
[groaning]

1374
00:58:03,044 --> 00:58:04,655
Here's a little gift
to help you celebrate.

1375
00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:05,569
[popping]

1376
00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:09,529
Ice cream!

1377
00:58:13,185 --> 00:58:14,969
Thank you, Gary Sinise.

1378
00:58:18,059 --> 00:58:19,931
[chattering]

1379
00:58:20,061 --> 00:58:22,803
Hey, It's me.

1380
00:58:22,934 --> 00:58:25,153
I mean, it's you,
but like, cool you,

1381
00:58:25,284 --> 00:58:26,677
without the stupid
company shirt.

1382
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,505
[giggling]

1383
00:58:30,115 --> 00:58:31,769
Are you knitting?

1384
00:58:31,899 --> 00:58:35,207
You best believe I'm knitting,because I don't care that mommy

1385
00:58:35,337 --> 00:58:37,644
and daddy told me to stop.

1386
00:58:37,775 --> 00:58:39,864
Real men don't knit.

1387
00:58:39,994 --> 00:58:42,736
Fuck that bullshit.

1388
00:58:42,867 --> 00:58:44,346
I don't have time to knit.

1389
00:58:44,477 --> 00:58:47,480
Chill out, company man.

1390
00:58:47,611 --> 00:58:50,222
That's some shit.

1391
00:58:50,352 --> 00:58:51,658
Eat an ice cream.

1392
00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:55,183
That's all I do not,
knit and eat ice cream.

1393
00:58:55,314 --> 00:58:56,663
Why the fuck do anything else?

1394
00:58:59,797 --> 00:59:04,628
MAN 1: [SINGING] Hey Hey.

1395
00:59:07,761 --> 00:59:11,199
Hey, hey.

1396
00:59:11,330 --> 00:59:13,201
I told you not to eat the newts,but you didn't listen to me,

1397
00:59:13,332 --> 00:59:14,899
did you?

1398
00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:17,075
No, I'm not
going to wear them.

1399
00:59:17,205 --> 00:59:18,293
[giggling]

1400
00:59:18,424 --> 00:59:19,991
I'm not going to
wear these boots.

1401
00:59:20,121 --> 00:59:21,209
These are Hitler's boots.

1402
00:59:21,340 --> 00:59:25,039
I'm not wearing Hitler's boots.

1403
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:27,128
OK, let's get the
fuck out of this cave.

1404
00:59:27,259 --> 00:59:27,999
Let's go.

1405
00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:29,478
[chuckling]

1406
00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:32,873
[music playing]

1407
00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:53,154
BILLY: Oh, I can't
believe you saw my cock.

1408
00:59:53,285 --> 00:59:56,636
FREDDIE: Don't worry,
we didn't see anything.

1409
00:59:56,767 --> 00:59:58,725
BILLY: Whoa.

1410
00:59:58,856 --> 01:00:00,379
JESS: Shit.

1411
01:00:00,509 --> 01:00:01,075
My headlamp died.

1412
01:00:01,206 --> 01:00:02,163
BILLY: Oh, god.

1413
01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:02,947
Oh, god.

1414
01:00:03,077 --> 01:00:03,861
Oh, god.

1415
01:00:03,991 --> 01:00:05,514
FREDDIE: I'm so sorry.

1416
01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:06,559
I never should have broughtus down here I fucked us--

1417
01:00:06,690 --> 01:00:07,865
BILLY: He fucked us all.

1418
01:00:07,995 --> 01:00:08,996
JESS: Wait, shut up.

1419
01:00:09,127 --> 01:00:10,215
Look.

1420
01:00:10,345 --> 01:00:11,433
Guys, is that what
I think it is?

1421
01:00:11,564 --> 01:00:12,347
FREDDIE: Yes.

1422
01:00:12,478 --> 01:00:14,828
[cheering]

1423
01:00:17,788 --> 01:00:18,615
JESS: We did it.

1424
01:00:18,745 --> 01:00:19,616
We're getting out of here.

1425
01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:20,573
FREDDIE: I can't believe it.

1426
01:00:20,704 --> 01:00:21,530
Thank you, Gary.

1427
01:00:21,661 --> 01:00:22,401
BILLY: Yes, we're leaving!

1428
01:00:22,531 --> 01:00:23,489
FREDDIE: Thanks, Gary.

1429
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,534
Thank god.

1430
01:00:25,665 --> 01:00:27,275
I'm never going
spelunking again.

1431
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:28,581
I've never been going hiking.

1432
01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:30,452
BILLY: Madam, lock
up your prostitutes.

1433
01:00:30,583 --> 01:00:31,149
Let's do it.

1434
01:00:31,279 --> 01:00:32,237
FREDDIE: Yes.

1435
01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:34,369
We can have so much ice cream.

1436
01:00:34,500 --> 01:00:35,414
BILLY: Baby, let's go.

1437
01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:36,197
We're getting out!

1438
01:00:36,328 --> 01:00:39,461
[music playing]

1439
01:00:40,549 --> 01:00:41,768
JESS: What you see?

1440
01:00:41,899 --> 01:00:43,291
BILLY: There's a rabbit,
delicious rabbit.

1441
01:00:43,422 --> 01:00:46,860
Well, looks like youdidn't need me after all.

1442
01:00:46,991 --> 01:00:48,166
Oh, please tell
me it's rabbit.

1443
01:00:48,296 --> 01:00:49,167
JESS: Fuck!

1444
01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:52,170
[thud]

1445
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:55,652
[music playing]

1446
01:01:13,757 --> 01:01:14,888
What's that smell?

1447
01:01:18,065 --> 01:01:20,851
I think it's Aidan's leg.

1448
01:01:20,981 --> 01:01:22,113
What?

1449
01:01:22,243 --> 01:01:23,592
Oh, no.

1450
01:01:23,723 --> 01:01:24,942
Wait, do-- do you think
it might have gangrene?

1451
01:01:27,727 --> 01:01:28,597
[grunt]

1452
01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:31,035
Yeah, textbook gangrene.

1453
01:01:31,165 --> 01:01:32,689
Oh my god.

1454
01:01:32,819 --> 01:01:33,733
Oh my god.

1455
01:01:33,864 --> 01:01:35,300
Calm down.

1456
01:01:35,430 --> 01:01:37,171
There is a solution that'llcheck off all the boxes.

1457
01:01:37,302 --> 01:01:39,478
OK, what is it?

1458
01:01:39,608 --> 01:01:41,219
Amputation.

1459
01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:42,699
Oh, I don't know.

1460
01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:44,004
It's the only way to be sure.

1461
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:45,223
Ow, ow.

1462
01:01:45,353 --> 01:01:46,485
And the upside,
it's dinner time.

1463
01:01:46,615 --> 01:01:47,747
DEREK: Good idea.

1464
01:01:47,878 --> 01:01:49,531
You know that I
love you guys, and I--

1465
01:01:49,662 --> 01:01:51,011
I would do anything
for this team.

1466
01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:53,927
But I'm not 100% sure
that I want Derek to cut

1467
01:01:54,058 --> 01:01:54,798
my leg off with a penknife.

1468
01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:55,929
It's not a penknife.

1469
01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:57,888
It's a butterfly knife.

1470
01:01:58,018 --> 01:02:00,978
Oh, that's-- that's better.

1471
01:02:01,108 --> 01:02:02,675
I mean, I do like butterflies.

1472
01:02:02,806 --> 01:02:03,981
They're so pretty.

1473
01:02:04,111 --> 01:02:05,939
Hey, stop it.

1474
01:02:06,070 --> 01:02:07,288
Don't do it if he's not into it.

1475
01:02:07,419 --> 01:02:08,507
What?

1476
01:02:08,637 --> 01:02:09,987
He just said he
might be into it.

1477
01:02:10,117 --> 01:02:12,163
Well, I'm not
completely not into it.

1478
01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:14,861
But at the same time, I'mnot completely into it.

1479
01:02:14,992 --> 01:02:18,560
He's been jerking himselfsilly for, like, days, guys.

1480
01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:20,867
He doesn't know whether hewants a shit or a haircut.

1481
01:02:20,998 --> 01:02:22,739
God, I would love
to get a haircut,

1482
01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:25,785
and take a shit, or both.

1483
01:02:25,916 --> 01:02:28,309
I feel terrible.

1484
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,182
It's my joints.

1485
01:02:31,312 --> 01:02:35,142
I need some anti-inflammatoriesfor my lupus.

1486
01:02:35,273 --> 01:02:37,623
If it gets worse, I
might have a seizure.

1487
01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:39,103
Oh, no.

1488
01:02:39,233 --> 01:02:41,279
What are you doing?

1489
01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:43,020
Nothing.

1490
01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,283
You're looking at me likeI'm a turkey at Thanksgiving.

1491
01:02:45,413 --> 01:02:48,939
That is a terrible
delicious thing to say.

1492
01:02:49,069 --> 01:02:53,552
Lupus, that's a very
serious illness, right?

1493
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:57,948
How long can a person gowithout medicine, theoretically?

1494
01:02:58,078 --> 01:03:00,428
I don't know.

1495
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:03,301
But if I die, Lucy is
not allowed to eat me.

1496
01:03:03,431 --> 01:03:05,520
What do you care?

1497
01:03:05,651 --> 01:03:06,260
You'd be dead.

1498
01:03:09,089 --> 01:03:16,401
OK, I am hereby making
an official legal will.

1499
01:03:16,531 --> 01:03:22,102
Everybody apart from Lucy isallowed to eat me if I die.

1500
01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:24,496
Not even a finger?

1501
01:03:24,626 --> 01:03:27,455
Jess, you get first
pick of my parts.

1502
01:03:27,586 --> 01:03:31,111
You always watch out for me,and I've always liked you.

1503
01:03:31,242 --> 01:03:33,505
OK, thanks.

1504
01:03:33,635 --> 01:03:35,333
Just tell me what
part you want and I'll

1505
01:03:35,463 --> 01:03:37,770
put your name next to it.

1506
01:03:37,901 --> 01:03:41,382
Why don't you pick, you know?

1507
01:03:41,513 --> 01:03:42,949
Surprise me.

1508
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,213
If Jess doesn't wantit, can I get an asscheek?

1509
01:03:46,344 --> 01:03:50,043
I really don't mind whichone, but if I had to choose,

1510
01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,305
I'd say lefty.

1511
01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:52,263
Hey, good choice.

1512
01:03:52,393 --> 01:03:53,481
Freddie gets second pick.

1513
01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:55,788
I don't give a shit.

1514
01:03:55,919 --> 01:04:00,837
Well, not the response
I was hoping for.

1515
01:04:00,967 --> 01:04:06,451
Listen, I've been
on a vision quest.

1516
01:04:06,581 --> 01:04:09,454
I've seen through theother end of the telescope.

1517
01:04:09,584 --> 01:04:12,500
I've looked at the other
side of the potato.

1518
01:04:12,631 --> 01:04:14,372
And you know what I learned?

1519
01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:18,289
That this company is bullshit,and you can all shove my Edible

1520
01:04:18,419 --> 01:04:20,291
Cutlery up your assholes.

1521
01:04:20,421 --> 01:04:23,337
We're all just eyelashes
on the face of God.

1522
01:04:23,468 --> 01:04:26,123
OK, whatever.

1523
01:04:26,253 --> 01:04:29,082
Maybe we should try
drinking our own piss.

1524
01:04:29,213 --> 01:04:31,780
Huh?

1525
01:04:31,911 --> 01:04:34,305
What would happen if
we drank our own piss?

1526
01:04:34,435 --> 01:04:36,524
We'd still die, butthe last thing we'd taste

1527
01:04:36,655 --> 01:04:37,656
would be our own piss.

1528
01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:44,271
Hey.

1529
01:04:44,402 --> 01:04:45,533
Hey, prisoner leaving theprison area, what are you doing?

1530
01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:46,404
Get back in there.

1531
01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:55,892
OK.

1532
01:04:56,022 --> 01:04:57,806
I don't want to be
the voice of doom.

1533
01:04:57,937 --> 01:05:02,594
But I think that Gloria'snot looking too good.

1534
01:05:02,724 --> 01:05:04,901
Lady Gaga has lupus.

1535
01:05:05,031 --> 01:05:07,729
If she has it, it
can't be that bad.

1536
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:09,122
I don't think so.

1537
01:05:09,253 --> 01:05:10,645
What is your point?

1538
01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:11,908
OK.

1539
01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:16,303
My point is are we
going to just sit

1540
01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:18,436
here and wait for
her to die, or are

1541
01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:21,221
we going to speed things up?

1542
01:05:21,352 --> 01:05:23,745
You mean like with the--

1543
01:05:23,876 --> 01:05:26,139
like hitting her with a rock?

1544
01:05:26,270 --> 01:05:30,230
That's horrible, no.

1545
01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:32,841
I was thinking more like
a coat over the face.

1546
01:05:32,972 --> 01:05:35,279
My god.

1547
01:05:35,409 --> 01:05:35,932
Jesus.

1548
01:05:36,062 --> 01:05:38,282
What?

1549
01:05:38,412 --> 01:05:40,632
It's good, right?

1550
01:05:40,762 --> 01:05:43,461
This is all I could muster.

1551
01:05:43,591 --> 01:05:44,810
Anybody want some?

1552
01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:46,551
No, thank you.

1553
01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,596
I'm good.

1554
01:05:48,727 --> 01:05:49,858
I'm not there yet.

1555
01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:52,252
But an asscheek
and a swig of this,

1556
01:05:52,383 --> 01:05:54,863
and won't be no
talking on both jaws.

1557
01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:55,603
What?

1558
01:05:58,432 --> 01:06:00,217
Even got some fizz to it.

1559
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:01,696
Hard pass.

1560
01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:02,567
More for me.

1561
01:06:02,697 --> 01:06:03,698
You're still peeing?

1562
01:06:03,829 --> 01:06:07,093
I haven't peed in three days.

1563
01:06:07,224 --> 01:06:08,399
Poems, oh.

1564
01:06:08,529 --> 01:06:09,139
Hey.

1565
01:06:09,269 --> 01:06:10,401
Look at this.

1566
01:06:10,531 --> 01:06:11,663
Gloria's been writing
fucking poetry.

1567
01:06:11,793 --> 01:06:12,664
Give me that.

1568
01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:13,317
That's private.

1569
01:06:13,447 --> 01:06:15,580
Hold on.

1570
01:06:15,710 --> 01:06:20,193
My plight has given me wealthmore important than my health.

1571
01:06:20,324 --> 01:06:24,763
Trapped in this cavern of doom,I have found some psychic room.

1572
01:06:24,893 --> 01:06:29,986
When I feel the darkness call,I see God's face on the wall.

1573
01:06:30,116 --> 01:06:31,596
Which wall is that, Gloria?

1574
01:06:31,726 --> 01:06:33,554
Is that the one that Derektook a giant shit against?

1575
01:06:33,685 --> 01:06:36,862
OK, well, it's a
first draft, so--

1576
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:38,124
Poetry is not a crime, Billy.

1577
01:06:38,255 --> 01:06:39,256
Give her back her
fucking notebook.

1578
01:06:39,386 --> 01:06:40,170
Uh-huh.

1579
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,433
Shit, hold on now.

1580
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:45,740
I hereby give permissionfor posthumous publication

1581
01:06:45,871 --> 01:06:47,351
of these poems.

1582
01:06:47,481 --> 01:06:51,790
You're going to publish,make money off our deaths?

1583
01:06:51,920 --> 01:06:53,574
That's for my girls.

1584
01:06:53,705 --> 01:06:54,880
I just want to leave
them something.

1585
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:56,751
Fuck those little assholes.

1586
01:06:56,882 --> 01:06:58,492
They're seven and nine.

1587
01:06:58,623 --> 01:07:02,931
Well, I refuse to bememorialized by shitty poetry.

1588
01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:04,368
It's embarrassing.

1589
01:07:04,498 --> 01:07:06,979
Like, who uses rhyming
couplets anymore?

1590
01:07:07,110 --> 01:07:08,589
If you hate it so
much, why don't you

1591
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,330
write your own fucking poetry?

1592
01:07:10,461 --> 01:07:11,723
You know what?

1593
01:07:11,853 --> 01:07:15,292
How about the punishment
for writing bad poetry

1594
01:07:15,422 --> 01:07:18,556
should be that we kill
Gloria and eat her?

1595
01:07:18,686 --> 01:07:20,732
Jesus Christ.

1596
01:07:20,862 --> 01:07:22,560
You've lost your fucking mind.

1597
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,779
No, this is survival
of the fittest.

1598
01:07:24,910 --> 01:07:26,520
Survival of the
fittest doesn't

1599
01:07:26,651 --> 01:07:27,782
mean killing the unfittest.

1600
01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:30,046
Nobody is killing anyone.

1601
01:07:30,176 --> 01:07:31,786
If we die, we die together.

1602
01:07:31,917 --> 01:07:35,573
What's wrong with one of usdying to save the rest of us?

1603
01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:38,445
As long as the one
who dies isn't you.

1604
01:07:38,576 --> 01:07:40,969
I mean, I'll freely
admit that if one of us

1605
01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,189
dies I am going to eat
them in a heartbeat.

1606
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,799
But what you suggesting is--

1607
01:07:44,930 --> 01:07:46,279
There's crossing the lineand then there's smashing

1608
01:07:46,410 --> 01:07:48,673
through it with a truck.

1609
01:07:48,803 --> 01:07:49,891
I get it.

1610
01:07:50,022 --> 01:07:52,024
Not everyone has
balls big enough

1611
01:07:52,155 --> 01:07:54,461
to make the hard decisions.

1612
01:07:54,592 --> 01:07:55,941
That's what leaders do.

1613
01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,508
It's the white man's burden.

1614
01:07:57,638 --> 01:08:00,163
Oh, so you're a white
man now, Acama queen?

1615
01:08:00,293 --> 01:08:03,818
I wear many hats.

1616
01:08:03,949 --> 01:08:06,952
I know why you
want to eat Gloria.

1617
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:09,346
It's because you're a vampire.

1618
01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:12,871
You've been sucking my bloodfor years, but all of that

1619
01:08:13,001 --> 01:08:13,741
stops now.

1620
01:08:13,872 --> 01:08:15,613
That is bullshit.

1621
01:08:15,743 --> 01:08:21,097
You wanted a sexy as helltough as nails lady boss,

1622
01:08:21,227 --> 01:08:23,229
and you just couldn't handle it.

1623
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:25,275
OK, fine.

1624
01:08:25,405 --> 01:08:26,841
It's true.

1625
01:08:26,972 --> 01:08:28,452
I didn't have the confidenceto make my idea work.

1626
01:08:28,582 --> 01:08:29,627
You did.

1627
01:08:29,757 --> 01:08:31,063
And you know what?

1628
01:08:31,194 --> 01:08:33,631
I liked it when you fucked me.

1629
01:08:33,761 --> 01:08:38,201
Yeah, I even liked it whenyou put things up my ass

1630
01:08:38,331 --> 01:08:39,985
occasionally.

1631
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:44,337
But when I stopped liking it andI asked you to stop doing it,

1632
01:08:44,468 --> 01:08:48,863
you carried on, and
that's not OK, Lucy.

1633
01:08:48,994 --> 01:08:53,651
And I'm not going to
let you do it anymore.

1634
01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:58,308
Fuck you and fuck this company.

1635
01:08:58,438 --> 01:08:59,787
I resign.

1636
01:08:59,918 --> 01:09:03,791
I'm going to stop workingand start knitting.

1637
01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,445
Knitting?

1638
01:09:05,576 --> 01:09:07,708
Just because I'm a guydoesn't mean I can't knit, OK?

1639
01:09:07,839 --> 01:09:08,927
OK.

1640
01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:10,015
I'm going to knit
the most amazing

1641
01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,669
sweater you've ever seen.

1642
01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:13,323
Freddie's right.

1643
01:09:13,453 --> 01:09:15,455
You have some major
boundary issues.

1644
01:09:15,586 --> 01:09:17,631
You guys know that shethreatened to fire me because I

1645
01:09:17,762 --> 01:09:19,155
turned off my
phone for two hours

1646
01:09:19,285 --> 01:09:20,678
while I attended my
grandma's funeral?

1647
01:09:20,808 --> 01:09:23,898
I was hosting my bestfriend's bachelorette party,

1648
01:09:24,029 --> 01:09:26,118
and we needed a patio
heater delivered.

1649
01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:27,772
I mean, do you know howcold it was when the patio?

1650
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:31,993
It is not my job to keepyou cold-ass friends warm.

1651
01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:36,781
You-- you break my heart.

1652
01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:39,784
I mentored you because
I wanted a little

1653
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:43,701
of the light that's alwaysshined on me to reflect on you.

1654
01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:46,399
When I found out your momdied when you were so young,

1655
01:09:46,530 --> 01:09:49,359
I decided to be the
mom that you never had.

1656
01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,229
What the fuck?

1657
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,970
It was never enough.

1658
01:09:52,100 --> 01:09:55,974
You just wanted more, more,more. you and your fucking MBA,

1659
01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:57,671
he didn't want to be my mentee.

1660
01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,543
You didn't want to work for me.

1661
01:09:59,673 --> 01:10:01,849
No, you wanted to replace me.

1662
01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,808
I don't want to be in yourshadow for the rest of my life.

1663
01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:06,027
Is that a crime?

1664
01:10:06,158 --> 01:10:08,682
You need to get real.

1665
01:10:08,813 --> 01:10:09,814
Would you be without me?

1666
01:10:09,944 --> 01:10:13,600
Not in this
fucking cave, Lucy.

1667
01:10:13,731 --> 01:10:19,824
Do you know when I hiredyou, and you, and you,

1668
01:10:19,954 --> 01:10:25,395
and you, and you, I stepped up?

1669
01:10:25,525 --> 01:10:29,268
I gave you an opportunityof a lifetime.

1670
01:10:29,399 --> 01:10:33,620
And yes, there was some
sweet, sweet grant money

1671
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:35,796
from the minorities
and business agency,

1672
01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:38,712
but that was just a bonus.

1673
01:10:38,843 --> 01:10:43,587
I did this for all of you asa gift, a gift from my heart.

1674
01:10:43,717 --> 01:10:46,372
You never gave
us anything, OK?

1675
01:10:46,503 --> 01:10:49,897
We all worked really hardto get to where we are.

1676
01:10:50,028 --> 01:10:54,946
Two words, affirmative action.

1677
01:10:55,076 --> 01:10:56,556
Do you want to be a quota queen?

1678
01:10:56,687 --> 01:10:57,992
Is that what you want?

1679
01:10:58,123 --> 01:11:00,256
Because you better
start asking yourself,

1680
01:11:00,386 --> 01:11:04,912
who am I when I'm notblack and I'm not a woman?

1681
01:11:05,043 --> 01:11:09,308
Who am I and what
do I have to give?

1682
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:11,832
You know what?

1683
01:11:11,963 --> 01:11:13,530
It's people like
you think you're

1684
01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:16,402
part of the solution when you'rethe whole fucking problem.

1685
01:11:16,533 --> 01:11:17,708
And on top of
that, your opinions

1686
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:20,014
are bad you're a huge asshole.

1687
01:11:20,145 --> 01:11:21,886
In fact, the only
good idea you ever had

1688
01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:23,801
was Freddie's, and the onlything you'll ever be famous

1689
01:11:23,931 --> 01:11:25,933
for is for the fact that you ateour dead spelunking instructor.

1690
01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:28,632
Don't you talk to
your mother that way.

1691
01:11:28,762 --> 01:11:29,589
You're not my mother.

1692
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,156
Yes I am.

1693
01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,071
FREDDIE: Get the fuck off her!

1694
01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:37,293
Fuck.

1695
01:11:37,423 --> 01:11:37,902
Oh my god.

1696
01:11:46,606 --> 01:11:47,651
Oh my god.

1697
01:11:47,781 --> 01:11:48,956
Oh, god.

1698
01:11:49,087 --> 01:11:49,783
I'm sorry, Lucy.

1699
01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:51,481
I didn't mean to--

1700
01:11:51,611 --> 01:11:53,221
no, Lucy.

1701
01:11:53,352 --> 01:11:55,136
I'm so sorry.

1702
01:11:55,267 --> 01:11:55,789
I'm sorry.

1703
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:56,747
I'm sorry.

1704
01:12:01,795 --> 01:12:03,144
[tapping]

1705
01:12:03,275 --> 01:12:05,538
[booming]

1706
01:12:09,629 --> 01:12:11,979
What the hell is that?

1707
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:13,894
Britney?

1708
01:12:14,025 --> 01:12:16,070
Is that you, Britney?

1709
01:12:16,201 --> 01:12:17,420
Is that a drill?

1710
01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:18,682
Oh my god, it is.

1711
01:12:18,812 --> 01:12:20,031
It's a drill!

1712
01:12:20,161 --> 01:12:22,860
[cheering]

1713
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:27,560
BILLY: Hey, Hey, we're in here.

1714
01:12:27,691 --> 01:12:28,866
Freddie.

1715
01:12:28,996 --> 01:12:29,910
Yeah, yeah.

1716
01:12:34,741 --> 01:12:39,572
I'm going to rat you
out, you manslaughterer.

1717
01:12:39,703 --> 01:12:45,752
You're going to
die alone in jail.

1718
01:12:45,883 --> 01:12:46,753
You pussy.

1719
01:12:50,409 --> 01:12:51,279
What's up?

1720
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:52,280
Is she dead?

1721
01:12:55,022 --> 01:12:56,415
What?

1722
01:12:56,546 --> 01:12:58,069
She says she's
going to tell the cops

1723
01:12:58,199 --> 01:12:59,679
that I tried to kill her.

1724
01:12:59,810 --> 01:13:00,637
I'm going to go to jail.

1725
01:13:00,767 --> 01:13:01,638
No.

1726
01:13:01,768 --> 01:13:02,552
I'm going to die in jail.

1727
01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:03,770
No.

1728
01:13:03,901 --> 01:13:04,728
OK, you were trying
to protect me.

1729
01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:05,772
She's a fucking sociopath.

1730
01:13:05,903 --> 01:13:07,470
Let's just say that she tripped.

1731
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:08,558
What if they send a cracksquad of forensic investigators

1732
01:13:08,688 --> 01:13:10,081
with black lights?

1733
01:13:10,211 --> 01:13:11,561
This is exactly the kindof case that a crack squad

1734
01:13:11,691 --> 01:13:12,953
of forensic investigators
with black lights

1735
01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:14,041
would solve within seconds.

1736
01:13:14,172 --> 01:13:15,173
They're not going to do that.

1737
01:13:15,303 --> 01:13:16,522
This isn't CSI.

1738
01:13:16,653 --> 01:13:19,656
All you have to do
is relax, OK, and not

1739
01:13:19,786 --> 01:13:22,006
tell them the whole truthabout what happened.

1740
01:13:22,136 --> 01:13:23,921
I can't lie to the police.

1741
01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:25,662
They'll never believe me.

1742
01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:26,576
OK.

1743
01:13:26,706 --> 01:13:29,883
Everybody, listen up.

1744
01:13:30,014 --> 01:13:31,450
All right?

1745
01:13:31,581 --> 01:13:33,060
When the rescuers get downhere, she's going to try

1746
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,149
and get Freddie arrested.

1747
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:37,282
We need to make sure thatFreddie knows that he's not

1748
01:13:37,413 --> 01:13:39,023
alone, OK, that we're
not going to let

1749
01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:39,937
him take the rap for this.

1750
01:13:43,288 --> 01:13:45,725
We need to finish
what he started.

1751
01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:47,118
I wasn't trying to kill her.

1752
01:13:47,248 --> 01:13:50,730
It's OK, I got this.

1753
01:13:50,861 --> 01:13:53,254
Teamwork makes the dream work.

1754
01:13:53,385 --> 01:13:56,170
[music playing]

1755
01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:01,959
[drilling]

1756
01:14:03,526 --> 01:14:08,444
Lucy, Lucy, I'm so sorry.

1757
01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:10,315
I didn't mean for
you to hit your head.

1758
01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:12,099
I just didn't want
you to hurt Jess.

1759
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:15,320
And I-- I know I know I saidsome horrible things about you,

1760
01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,496
but you're a good person.

1761
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:21,718
I mean, you're
not, but you were.

1762
01:14:21,848 --> 01:14:24,503
We had some good times,right, in the early days,

1763
01:14:24,634 --> 01:14:26,897
like that-- like the
trip to Sausalito?

1764
01:14:27,027 --> 01:14:28,333
Remember?

1765
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,944
We ate the clam chowder
in the bread bowls.

1766
01:14:31,075 --> 01:14:35,819
They served soup in bowls madeout of bread, and we ate it.

1767
01:14:35,949 --> 01:14:39,605
The soup, the bowl,
the whole damn thing.

1768
01:14:39,736 --> 01:14:42,739
[grunting]

1769
01:14:42,869 --> 01:14:43,870
Come on!

1770
01:14:46,743 --> 01:14:48,571
Fuck.

1771
01:14:48,701 --> 01:14:50,007
It's too heavy.

1772
01:14:50,137 --> 01:14:52,357
You guys, what about
Brandon's walking pole?

1773
01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:53,314
Yes.

1774
01:14:53,445 --> 01:14:54,272
Actually, that's perfect.

1775
01:14:54,402 --> 01:14:55,708
We can use it as a lever.

1776
01:14:55,839 --> 01:14:58,711
And it's metal, so it
won't snap this time.

1777
01:14:58,842 --> 01:15:02,019
That's what gave me theidea for the Edible Cutlery.

1778
01:15:02,149 --> 01:15:03,760
Yeah.

1779
01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:06,676
I mean, if you can eat a bowl,why not a spoon, you know?

1780
01:15:06,806 --> 01:15:09,635
Lucy, if you hadn't taken meto Sausalito on company money

1781
01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:12,420
to fuck my brains
out, I never would

1782
01:15:12,551 --> 01:15:14,597
have eaten the bread
bowl, and I never would

1783
01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:16,903
have thought of the spoons.

1784
01:15:17,034 --> 01:15:17,643
SUZY: Ready?

1785
01:15:17,774 --> 01:15:18,992
BILLY: Ready.

1786
01:15:19,123 --> 01:15:20,951
[groaning]

1787
01:15:22,561 --> 01:15:23,257
OK, OK.

1788
01:15:23,388 --> 01:15:23,867
Come on.

1789
01:15:23,997 --> 01:15:24,476
Come on.

1790
01:15:24,607 --> 01:15:26,522
[groaning]

1791
01:15:26,652 --> 01:15:29,394
It's all because of you.

1792
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,875
[mumbling]

1793
01:15:32,005 --> 01:15:35,313
Guys, I think she's
trying to say something.

1794
01:15:35,443 --> 01:15:38,055
These might be her last words.

1795
01:15:38,185 --> 01:15:39,709
Yeah.

1796
01:15:39,839 --> 01:15:42,146
Rosebud.

1797
01:15:42,276 --> 01:15:45,105
I'm sorry, what?

1798
01:15:45,236 --> 01:15:52,286
It's my nickname
for your dick.

1799
01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:55,028
Never mind.

1800
01:15:55,159 --> 01:15:55,768
Hey.

1801
01:15:55,899 --> 01:15:57,074
OK, everybody's.

1802
01:15:57,204 --> 01:15:59,555
We've got to work
together as a team.

1803
01:15:59,685 --> 01:16:00,294
All right.

1804
01:16:00,425 --> 01:16:03,297
[groaning]

1805
01:16:08,912 --> 01:16:12,219
[whoosh]

1806
01:16:12,350 --> 01:16:14,221
[thud]

1807
01:16:19,313 --> 01:16:22,142
[music playing]

1808
01:16:24,797 --> 01:16:27,626
[cheering]

1809
01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:36,069
[clattering]

1810
01:16:38,724 --> 01:16:41,553
[explosion]

1811
01:16:44,164 --> 01:16:46,036
[laughter]

1812
01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:46,906
RESCUER: We're in.

1813
01:16:47,037 --> 01:16:47,515
Hold on.

1814
01:16:47,646 --> 01:16:48,125
Stop.

1815
01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:50,997
We're in.

1816
01:16:51,128 --> 01:16:52,477
OK, guys.

1817
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:53,521
We're in.

1818
01:16:53,652 --> 01:16:56,481
Let's prepare for extraction.

1819
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:59,615
All right.

1820
01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:01,051
If we're going to
have people over,

1821
01:17:01,181 --> 01:17:05,055
I mean, we should
clean this place up.

1822
01:17:05,185 --> 01:17:08,058
RESCUER: Hey, is
everyone OK down there?

1823
01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:09,059
Yeah, we're here.

1824
01:17:09,189 --> 01:17:10,626
RESCUER: Is everyone safe?

1825
01:17:10,756 --> 01:17:12,671
We're safe.

1826
01:17:12,802 --> 01:17:15,152
Most of us are safe.

1827
01:17:15,282 --> 01:17:16,806
DEREK: You got any
circus peanuts?

1828
01:17:16,936 --> 01:17:18,068
[music playing]

1829
01:17:18,198 --> 01:17:19,069
JESS: Oh, hell.

1830
01:17:19,199 --> 01:17:20,984
DEREK: Oh my god.

1831
01:17:21,114 --> 01:17:21,854
SUZY: Yum.

1832
01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:23,203
Fritos.

1833
01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:24,248
DEREK: Who knew they
could taste so good.

1834
01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:26,642
AIDAN: This'll be so much fun.

1835
01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:29,819
Well, yeah. no, a couple ofus did die, but you know what?

1836
01:17:29,949 --> 01:17:34,867
I-- I wouldn't change itfor anything in the world.

1837
01:17:34,998 --> 01:17:36,826
DEREK: If y'all not careful,I'll eat this whole table.

1838
01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:38,131
AIDAN: Mom says hi.

1839
01:17:38,262 --> 01:17:39,132
All right, guys.

1840
01:17:39,263 --> 01:17:40,830
The press is ready for you.

1841
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:42,266
[music playing]

1842
01:17:42,396 --> 01:17:45,748
MAN 2: [SINGING] And I
got some satisfaction.

1843
01:17:45,878 --> 01:17:49,708
Woo, I got some.

1844
01:17:49,839 --> 01:17:52,276
REPORTER: What was theworst moment of your ordeal?

1845
01:17:52,406 --> 01:17:55,409
Well, running out oftoilet paper on the first day

1846
01:17:55,540 --> 01:17:56,715
was pretty rough.

1847
01:17:56,846 --> 01:18:00,545
[reporters clamoring]

1848
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,329
JESS: Yes?

1849
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:06,029
How did you manage to surviveso long without food or water?

1850
01:18:06,159 --> 01:18:09,467
Oh, we happened to havea supply of Edible Cutlery.

1851
01:18:09,597 --> 01:18:10,686
We ate our guide.

1852
01:18:10,816 --> 01:18:12,731
We ate Brandon.

1853
01:18:12,862 --> 01:18:13,297
We had to.

1854
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:13,993
I didn't.

1855
01:18:14,124 --> 01:18:14,864
I'm sorry.

1856
01:18:14,994 --> 01:18:16,822
They did, but I didn't.

1857
01:18:16,953 --> 01:18:17,605
Yes, you did.

1858
01:18:17,736 --> 01:18:18,215
He did.

1859
01:18:18,345 --> 01:18:18,824
No.

1860
01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:19,520
No, see.

1861
01:18:19,651 --> 01:18:20,783
I mean, OK.

1862
01:18:20,913 --> 01:18:24,090
Yeah, I did, but I
didn't eat a lot.

1863
01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:24,961
I just had a little bit.

1864
01:18:25,091 --> 01:18:26,353
He died in the cave-in.

1865
01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:27,877
Before we ate him.

1866
01:18:28,007 --> 01:18:31,315
Yeah, we didn't eat him alive.

1867
01:18:31,445 --> 01:18:32,229
Hi.

1868
01:18:32,359 --> 01:18:33,317
I'm Brandon's fiancee.

1869
01:18:33,447 --> 01:18:33,926
Oh.

1870
01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:35,319
Oh, shit.

1871
01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:37,756
I just wanted to hear
it from your mouths

1872
01:18:37,887 --> 01:18:40,716
why you ate Brandon.

1873
01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:44,850
The last thing that wewanted to do was eat Brandon.

1874
01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:46,460
We liked him a lot.

1875
01:18:46,591 --> 01:18:47,766
We liked him.

1876
01:18:47,897 --> 01:18:49,246
We loved him.

1877
01:18:49,376 --> 01:18:52,031
We all knew him equally
the same amount.

1878
01:18:52,162 --> 01:18:54,381
But we had to do it.

1879
01:18:54,512 --> 01:18:55,731
He saved us.

1880
01:18:58,864 --> 01:19:00,605
OK, thank you.

1881
01:19:00,736 --> 01:19:01,911
Thank you.

1882
01:19:02,041 --> 01:19:03,826
Thank you for being
so cool about it.

1883
01:19:03,956 --> 01:19:06,350
Can you give us somedetails on the circumstances

1884
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:08,047
of Lucy Vanderton's death?

1885
01:19:08,178 --> 01:19:10,789
Uh-huh.

1886
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,011
Yeah, it was super tragicwhat happened to her.

1887
01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,708
I mean, wow.

1888
01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:23,454
I want to say
something about Lucy.

1889
01:19:23,584 --> 01:19:30,200
Lucy, Lucy was the most amazingwoman and inspiring leader

1890
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,984
I've ever known.

1891
01:19:32,115 --> 01:19:33,681
And that most of
all, she taught us

1892
01:19:33,812 --> 01:19:35,335
how to work together as a team.

1893
01:19:35,466 --> 01:19:38,208
Uh-huh.

1894
01:19:38,338 --> 01:19:42,168
--which is why this nextpart is so hard to say.

1895
01:19:42,299 --> 01:19:44,127
Don't say it.

1896
01:19:44,257 --> 01:19:47,434
It was really tragic.

1897
01:19:47,565 --> 01:19:51,395
The way the rock just
fell on her sucked.

1898
01:19:54,137 --> 01:19:55,747
A horrible accident.

1899
01:19:55,878 --> 01:19:58,881
Yeah, she was lying
down celebrating

1900
01:19:59,011 --> 01:20:03,450
and the rock was worked
loose by the drilling,

1901
01:20:03,581 --> 01:20:05,235
and then it just fell.

1902
01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:07,411
--sort of off a ridge.

1903
01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:09,239
--right on top of Lucy.

1904
01:20:09,369 --> 01:20:11,371
So it was the rescuers' fault.

1905
01:20:11,502 --> 01:20:14,157
Well, no one's
playing the blame game.

1906
01:20:14,287 --> 01:20:17,116
But if we did have to blamesomeone, it would be them.

1907
01:20:17,247 --> 01:20:19,075
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

1908
01:20:19,205 --> 01:20:19,989
Gravity.

1909
01:20:24,602 --> 01:20:25,429
[music playing]

1910
01:20:25,559 --> 01:20:26,909
Any other questions?

1911
01:20:27,039 --> 01:20:28,867
[reporters clamoring]

1912
01:20:28,998 --> 01:20:34,264
MAN 2: [SINGING] Ow, I got some.

1913
01:20:34,394 --> 01:20:37,702
It sure was good, yeah.

1914
01:20:37,833 --> 01:20:40,661
Yes it was.

1915
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:44,100
I got some.

1916
01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:48,060
Oh, it sure was good.

1917
01:20:48,191 --> 01:20:51,063
Oh, oh, oh.

1918
01:20:51,194 --> 01:20:56,939
I went up to the mountainto see the rising sun.

1919
01:20:57,069 --> 01:21:04,860
I came back to my baby andI got some satisfaction Woo.

1920
01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:06,644
I got some.

1921
01:21:06,774 --> 01:21:07,863
Uh.

1922
01:21:07,993 --> 01:21:10,517
Sure was nice.

1923
01:21:10,648 --> 01:21:12,650
Yes, it was.

1924
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:14,782
Let me tell you about it.

1925
01:21:14,913 --> 01:21:22,268
I got to hug and squeeze
her once or twice.

1926
01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:24,357
Yes, I did.

1927
01:21:24,488 --> 01:21:30,363
I came home in the evening aftera hard day's work was done.

1928
01:21:30,494 --> 01:21:35,412
I put my arms around my babyand I got some satisfaction.

1929
01:21:38,284 --> 01:21:40,852
WOMAN 2: Daddy, relax.

1930
01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:46,553
Make yourself at home.

1931
01:21:46,684 --> 01:21:50,470
MAN 2: [SINGING] Oh,
around about midnight.

1932
01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:52,516
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1933
01:21:52,646 --> 01:21:54,953
Sure was good.

1934
01:21:55,084 --> 01:21:55,606
Yes, it was.

1935
01:21:55,736 --> 01:21:57,956
Yes, it was.

1936
01:21:58,087 --> 01:22:00,698
She kissed and hugged me tight.

1937
01:22:00,828 --> 01:22:03,092
Said everything's
going to be all right.

1938
01:22:03,222 --> 01:22:09,925
And I turned out the light,and I got some satisfaction.

1939
01:22:10,055 --> 01:22:12,623
She said sugar.

1940
01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,799
WOMAN 2: Sugar.

1941
01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,844
MAN 2: [SINGING]
Take it easy now.

1942
01:22:16,975 --> 01:22:19,238
WOMAN 2: And take it slow.

1943
01:22:19,369 --> 01:22:21,937
MAN 2: [SINGING] She
said take it slow.

1944
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:24,113
You don't have to fight.

1945
01:22:24,243 --> 01:22:26,985
Just-- just relax and
let the love light go.

1946
01:22:30,510 --> 01:22:33,949
I got out of bed this morning.

1947
01:22:34,079 --> 01:22:35,776
I faced the rising sun.

1948
01:22:35,907 --> 01:22:42,044
Came home in the evening,and I got some satisfaction.

1949
01:22:42,174 --> 01:22:42,653
Yeah!

1950
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:48,964
WOMAN 2: Make yourself at home.

1951
01:22:49,094 --> 01:22:51,357
MAN 2: [SINGING] In the evening.

1952
01:22:51,488 --> 01:22:52,706
Around about midnight.

1953
01:22:52,837 --> 01:22:54,970
WOMAN 2: You know
girls, I just got to.

1954
01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:58,843
MAN 2: [SINGING] I
just got to have some.

1955
01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:02,716
Ruby, oh.

1956
01:23:02,847 --> 01:23:03,935
Oh, Ruby.

1957
01:23:08,592 --> 01:23:12,378
You make me feel so good.

1958
01:23:12,509 --> 01:23:15,033
I just got to do
it one more time.

1959
01:23:15,164 --> 01:23:17,122
[music playing]

1960
01:23:21,170 --> 01:23:23,737
MAN 1: [SINGING] Hey.

1961
01:23:23,868 --> 01:23:24,303
Hey.

1962
01:23:27,437 --> 01:23:27,959
Hey.

1963
01:23:30,744 --> 01:23:31,223
Hey.

1964
01:24:09,435 --> 01:24:09,957
Hey.

1965
01:24:13,396 --> 01:24:13,831
Hey.

1966
01:24:18,183 --> 01:24:18,618
Hey.

1967
01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:21,926
Hey.

1968
01:25:23,292 --> 01:25:23,727
Hey.

1969
01:25:26,556 --> 01:25:27,034
Hey.

1970
01:25:31,952 --> 01:25:32,431
Hey.

1971
01:25:35,565 --> 01:25:37,001
Hey.