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<i>♪ I've been really tryin', baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Tryin' to hold back this feeling</i>
<i>For so long ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you feel like I feel, baby ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Then come on</i>
<i>Oh ♪</i>

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I ain't lying, man. People love me.

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Hey, if you play this song,

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I guarantee motherfuckers'll
start hopping and squirming.

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When I used to play this record live,
motherfuckers would actually faint.

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They would faint on the floor.

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I'd have to call the amba-lance
and pick all these motherfuckers up.

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Every time I played this.
They start callin' the hospital in advance

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and tell them,
"Rudy gonna be singing tonight.

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Make sure y'all ready, 'cause we finna be
carrying motherfuckers out the club."

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"Buggy Ride"?

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Hey, that ain't no small-time shit, man.

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Goddamn, Rudy. I got Marvin Gaye
singing "Let's Get It On."

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I can't be playin' no "Buggy Ride."

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-I got 60 seconds to get to the next tune.
-Okay, man, how about this?

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This a nice R&B single.

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It's a catchy thing
called "Step It Up and Go."

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Heh. Come on, are you for real?

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Hey, man,
that shit right there was monumental.

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That's my number one selling single.

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Put the shit in rotation,
see what happens.

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This looks like something
my grandfather would listen to, you dig?

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No. Forty-five seconds.

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Okay, man.
Look, I saved the best for last.

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Now that's a smash, huh?

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"Ring A Ling A Dong"?

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-I ain't heard this one yet.
-Hey, that's a catchy motherfucker, man.

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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-dong, ding, dong, ding ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-ding-dong</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-ding-dong</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Won't you ring</i>
<i>Them wedding bells for me? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Way-hey-hey-hey ♪</i>

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Rudy. Man, I only play the hits.

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Hey, but that should've been a hit, man.

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Those motherfuckers at Federal Records
was gonna take it all the way to the top.

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Man, they signed me. Was gonna do it all.
Promote the shit out of the thang,

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and then they signed
that fucking James Brown.

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He come out jumping around,
doing splits and shit

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and shaking his black ass
and sucked up all the attention.

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Say, man, do you think I wanna work at
a ghetto record store as a DJ?

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Sometimes our dreams
just don't come true.

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They still can.

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Nah, brother.<i> </i>We missed our shots.

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I think we both
need to get back to work.

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All right, man. Thanks for nothing.

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-Marvin Gaye ain't shit.

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<i>S-L-Y to the Family Stone.</i>
<i>You're rocking with your main man, DJ Roj,</i>

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<i>large and in charge</i>
<i>on your favorite radio station--</i>

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<i>KRKD Los Angeles.</i>

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-<i>Can you dig it?</i>
- Hey, man, can I pay for this?

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All right, young blood.

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How you doing today, young brother?
All right, man.

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Stevie Wonder and Stylistics.

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Yeah, you listen to the good stuff.

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<i>♪ Lookin' at the devil ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Grinnin' at his gun ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fingers start shakin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I begin to run ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Bullets start chasin' ♪</i>
<i>-</i>Sorry.

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Man, you got shipments piled up in back,
and I been on this register all morning.

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-Sorry I'm late, Rudy. My apologies.
-Move your ass. Man, here's your change.

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My apologies.

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<i>♪ I was on the top ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want to thank you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Falettinme be mice elf ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Agin ♪</i>

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Ring that up for me, Toney.

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<i>♪ Thank you falettinme be mice elf ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Agin ♪</i>
<i>-</i>Later, man.

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<i>♪ Stiff all in the collar ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fluffy in the face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Chit-chat chatter tryin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stuffy in the place ♪</i>

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Hey, my man.

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All right.

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<i>♪ Thank you for the party ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But I could never stay ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Many thangs is on my mind ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Words in the way ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I want to ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thank you falettinme ♪</i>

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-Shit.
<i>-♪ Be mice elf ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Agin ♪</i>
<i>-</i>Hah.

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<i>♪ Ha ha ha ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Thank you falettinme be mice elf ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Agin ♪</i>

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it is so good to be here tonight.

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I only recently returned
back from Broadway.

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Yes, I was on Broadway.

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I was on Broadway for six whole months

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standing on the corner
trying to find a job.

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What did the elephant say
to the naked man?

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"Are you gonna breathe
with that small thing?"

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All right, without any further ado,
I'd like to bring to the stage...

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...the hot musical sounds
of our headliner--The Ben Taylor Band.

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Come on, give it up
for The Ben Taylor Band.

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Hoo.

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<i>♪ I got fire in my knees</i>
<i>In my bones ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like hot sauce and chicken grease ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When I'm lookin' at you ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I say, "Mmm-mmm-mmm ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Finger-lickin' good" ♪</i>

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<i>-♪ Drink your bathwater if I could</i> <i>♪</i>
<i>-</i> Yeah.

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<i>♪ Yes, I would if I could... ♪</i>

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-Hey, the show popping tonight, huh?
-Rudy, you went over your limit.

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The people was enjoying my appeal,
so I stretched it out a little bit.

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The deal is five minutes.

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Hey, I ain't on the marquee out front.
How come you didn't put me on the front?

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You the emcee.
Nobody paying to see you.

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Maybe they would, Mr. Allen.
I was thinking,

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maybe you should just consider
getting me my own slot.

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Know what I mean? 'Cause
I'm a total entertainment experience.

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I sing, I do comedy, and I dance,

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and I do a dance called <i>adagio</i> dancing

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where I come out in a turban,
and I do it to a African beat.

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-It's very erotic.
-Rudy, that's 1950.

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Vaudeville is dead.
I don't need an all-in-one.

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Shit, I ain't that old.

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Who do you think I am,
Pigmeat Markham or Moms Mabley?

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I got something to offer.

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Rat soup-eatin' motherfucker.

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<i>♪ Yes, I would if I could ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Clean your whole plate ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like I should, babe ♪</i>

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Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you very much.

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<i>Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like</i>
<i>to take you to the track one more time.</i>

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<i>And here's a late scratch,</i>
<i>ladies and gentlemen.</i>

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<i>Anna's Ass has been scratched.</i>

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<i>It's not the first time</i>
<i>Anna's Ass has been scratched.</i>

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<i>The last one was a shame,</i>

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<i>because I would love to have seen</i>
<i>Anna's Ass up against My Dick today.</i>

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That's some funny shit.

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He ain't that funny.
He just cussing up a storm.

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He ain't cussing.

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It's clever. I don't know. See...

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My Dick ain't his dick.
My Dick is actually his horse.

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I know what My Dick is.
I ain't a fucking imbecile.

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He's just using a double entendre
so the police don't come get his ass.

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You know, I used to work with Redd Foxx.

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-You knew Redd Foxx?
-Oh, yeah.

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We was in the kitchen
washing dishes together,

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but I worked with the motherfucker.

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One day, he went up in front of
the right promoter, got his big break.

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Oh, here go that fucking Ricco.

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Ah, man, he smells like urine.
He be touching the door.

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-Man, go stop him.
-I'm not stopping shit, man.

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I'm assistant manager.
I'm delegating to you.

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You deal with stinking-ass Ricco.

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I'm not going
anywhere near them germs, man.

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Ricco responds best to authority,
so the manager should do it.

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Oh, shit, man.

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Hell, no, Ricco. Not today.

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I was born in a barrel of butcher knives.

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Been shot in the ass by two Colt .45s.

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I know, I know.

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Been slapped by a bear and bit by an eel.

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I chew up railroad iron,
and I shit out steel.

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All right, nigga, let's go. That's it.

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Jumped in the ocean
and swallowed a whale.

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Handcuffed lightning,
throwed thunder's ass in jail.

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Look, Ricco, this ain't no place
for your hobo stories.

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Whoa, I ain't no hobo.

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I am a repository
of Afro-American folklore.

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Come on. Lookit, brother. I just need
some money to get something to eat.

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I ain't got no teeth.
All I can do is sip on some soup.

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Come on, give me a quarter.

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Ricco, I'm gonna give you a quarter.
You go get you some soup.

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Then you just got to get up out of here.
Let's go, man.

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-Get my black ass on.
-Go on now. All right, okay.

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First, I'm gonna tell you one of the
funniest fuckin' things you ever did hear.

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-Oh, come on, man.
-Some people think that Willie Green...

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was the baddest man
the world had ever seen.

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But I want you to light up a joint,
screw your wig on tight,

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and let me tell you about
a little bad motherfucker

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called Dolemite.

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Man, I haven't heard those
in a long time.

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-Dolemite, Signifying Monkey.
-He did all of them ones.

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'Cause I had a uncle that was in jail,

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and they was doing that shit
all the time, telling jokes,

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'cause they had nothing else to do.

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You could fuck.

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Yes, Toney, you could fuck,
but we ain't talking about that right now.

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Hey, you know what I was thinking, man.

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What y'all think would happen
if somebody took those jokes...

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a professional, and polished them,
and turn it into a act?

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Yeah, and did it on a stoop.

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-In a barbershop?
-Yeah, in a barbershop.

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-Rudy, that's a good idea.
-Yeah, man, that shit could work.

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Say, Rudy man, all them slave jokes,
that shit not gonna work.

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I wouldn't put it in my act, personally.

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-Hey, man, funny is funny.
<i>-</i>They're not ready for the big time.

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I don't know what time it's gonna
make it to, but the shit is funny.

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Look here. Them white folks gonna see
that country-ass nigga get up onstage

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and say, "Now what in the fuck
is he about to say now?"

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Before I go out, I always keep
"The Morning After" in my hip pocket,

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-just in case there's any white faces.
-What the hell is "The Morning After"?

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Don't be ignant. The love theme
from <i>The Poseidon Adventure.</i>

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<i>♪ There's got to be a morning after ♪</i>

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<i>♪ If we can hold on through the night... ♪</i>

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Oh, man, what in the fuck
you gonna learn that shit for?

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You ain't gonna never play that
for whitey.

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Last thing they wanna see

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is your big black ass onstage
singing "The Morning After."

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And I know you ain't sitting here
criticizing nobody.

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You stealing jokes
from hobos and bums arou--

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He got you there, Rudy.

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Hey, you know what?

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Fuck you, niggas.
Fuck y'all know, anyway?

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Rudy.

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Rudy.

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Man, I'm sorry.
We was just havin' a little fun.

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Hey, man, how'd my life get so damn small?

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I came out here
with some big plans, Jimmy.

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I was gonna do it all,
just like Sammy Davis Jr.

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Movies, concerts, TV. Everything.

219
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This job at Dolphin's supposed to be
my temporary day job.

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Cut to a million years later,
it's all I got.

221
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:55,083
-You still got the Californian Club.
-Oh, man. That ain't gonna lead to shit.

222
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,375
I ain't got nothing nobody want.

223
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,875
- Man, he got somethin'.
- Yeah.

224
00:12:07,958 --> 00:12:10,583
Man, who the-- Who is this?

225
00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:13,125
I don't know, man. You ever seen him?

226
00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,958
-No, I ain't never seen any--
-Hey, brothers.

227
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,583
How y'all doing tonight?
I'm trying to find Ricco.

228
00:12:17,666 --> 00:12:19,916
Ricco? Who in the fuck is that?

229
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,708
That's a old bum with no teeth.

230
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:23,791
-You mean like this?

231
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:26,583
Oh, shit. Guess that
ain't narrow it down at all, did it?

232
00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,250
It ain't like it used to be.

233
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:32,208
This neighborhood been went to shit, man.
It's sad, sad, sad.

234
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:36,666
You see this building over here?
That's the Dunbar Hotel.

235
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,666
That used to be the center
of black arts entertainment.

236
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:43,708
I saw Duke Ellington there,
Billie Holiday,

237
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:48,083
but now it's just filled with
a bunch of junkies and winos.

238
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:51,166
-Junkies and winos.
-Tony, I'm gonna pay your money. Shit.

239
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,958
Oh, shit. There he go right there.

240
00:12:53,041 --> 00:12:55,625
-Ricco. Hey, man.
- That what you been talking about?

241
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,583
Hey, brother! How you doing, Ricco?

242
00:12:57,666 --> 00:12:59,500
-What's going on, man?
-I don't know you.

243
00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:02,125
Yeah, man. I'm your friend
from Dolphin's Records.

244
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,916
Ain't you the son of a bitch
that throws me out?

245
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,208
Oh, no, Ricco. That's that other guy, man.

246
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:11,208
Hey, man, look. Look here, man.
I got some money, and I got some hooch.

247
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,458
How you like to sit down
and tell me your stories?

248
00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:16,625
Cocaine Shorty's my name.
Fuckin' is my claim.

249
00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:21,291
You can line 98 hos up against a wall,
I bet you a dollar I can fuck 'em all.

250
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,291
-I can top that.
- Oh, no, you can't top that.

251
00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:25,583
Hey, neither can he.

252
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:29,208
-I'm the funniest motherfucker out here.
- Hey, don't need to argue, fellas.

253
00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,166
Hold on now. I got some more money.

254
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,166
I wanna hear
from all the liquor store wise men.

255
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,750
Okay, let's go now. What's next?

256
00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:39,125
<i>I fucked an elephant and her mother.</i>

257
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:42,208
I fucked the bull, the cow,
and her brother.

258
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:46,333
I need a better punchline.

259
00:13:46,416 --> 00:13:49,541
Fucked a... cow-- bull, a cow.

260
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:54,375
Fucked a elephant.
Dared her to mutter.

261
00:13:56,291 --> 00:14:00,791
I could look up a bull's ass
and tell you the price of butter.

262
00:14:02,666 --> 00:14:03,875
That is funny.

263
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:08,166
Fucked an elephant down to a coon.

264
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:12,750
Even fucked the same--
Yes, I fucked an elephant down to a coon.

265
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,750
I fucked a elephant down to a coon!

266
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,916
Yes, I fucked a elephant down to a coon.

267
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Even fucked the same cow
that jumped over the motherfucking moon.

268
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,000
<i>I got kicked out of South America</i>
<i>for fucking steers.</i>

269
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:34,541
I fucked a she elephant
till she broke down in tears.

270
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,250
I got thrown out of South America
for fucking steers.

271
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,666
I fucked King Kong's mama
till she broke down in tears.

272
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:52,708
Dole-Dolemite is my...

273
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,791
Dolemite is my name.

274
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,750
Way down in the jungle deep,

275
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,500
lion stepped on the s--

276
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,666
Way down in the jungle deep...

277
00:15:06,666 --> 00:15:09,875
a lion stepped on
a signified monkey's feet!

278
00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:15,958
Dolemite is my name,
and fucking up motherfuckers is my game!

279
00:15:28,833 --> 00:15:31,000
- All right.

280
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:34,208
How it is that he can take you
beautiful people with him?

281
00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,333
That's my kinfolk. Come on now.

282
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,708
Stay right here.  Yes, sir.

283
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,750
The fuck is you in tux? What'd you do
to your hair? You look like a pimp.

284
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:48,208
I come up with a new character
and all new material, too.

285
00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:50,291
Well, actually, it's old material.

286
00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,708
I don't need this.

287
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:55,916
Just stick to your regular set.

288
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:59,166
It's always somethin'.

289
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:29,708
Way down in the jungle deep...

290
00:16:31,708 --> 00:16:34,750
the lion stepped on
the signified monkey's feet.

291
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:39,541
The monkey said,
"Motherfucker, can't you see...

292
00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,000
you standing on my goddamn feet?"

293
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,125
The lion said,
"I ain't heard a word you said.

294
00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:51,541
If you say three more, I'll jump off
on your motherfucking head."

295
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:55,958
Man, don't give me
that Buddy Hackett shit.

296
00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,208
Make that shit swing.
Put your weight on it.

297
00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:03,041
-Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

298
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:13,125
But the monkey got wise
and started using his wit.

299
00:17:15,541 --> 00:17:18,666
Said, "I think I'm gonna bring an end
to all this ass-kicking shit."

300
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,666
He ran up on the lion the very next day.

301
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,416
He said, "Oh, Mr. Lion,

302
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,833
there's a big, bad, burly motherfucker
coming your way."

303
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,166
He said, "And he's somebody
that you don't know...

304
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,750
'cause he just broke-a loose
from Ringling Brothers' show."

305
00:17:44,125 --> 00:17:46,583
Said, "He talked about your people
in a hell of a way.

306
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,166
Yes, he talked about your people
till my hair turned gray."

307
00:17:59,208 --> 00:18:01,875
He said, "Your daddy's a freak,
and your mama's a whore."

308
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:08,416
Said, "He spotted you in the jungle
sellin' your black ass from door to door."

309
00:18:15,125 --> 00:18:18,041
He said, "Your sister got down
and did a hell of a trick.

310
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,000
She got so low,
she sucked a earthworm's dick."

311
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:35,750
He said he corn-holed your uncle,
fucked your auntie and your niece,

312
00:18:35,833 --> 00:18:39,708
and the next time he see your grandma,
he gonna get him another good piece.

313
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:56,625
I ain't lying!

314
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,958
-Smells good.

315
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,166
- Just like back home, right?
-Yes, Lord.

316
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,875
Say, when's the last time
you been back to Arkansas?

317
00:19:08,958 --> 00:19:12,750
Oh, a long time. I ain't got
a lot of good memories from back home,

318
00:19:12,833 --> 00:19:15,208
so I don't be thinking about
back home much.

319
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,958
Basically, when I think about back home,
I think, "Fuck back home."

320
00:19:19,041 --> 00:19:20,291
Hey, you know, Auntie?

321
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,375
Mm-hmm?

322
00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:24,708
You know, I was thinking about
maybe putting out another record.

323
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:29,125
Another record? Why don't you help me
get rid of some of that shit

324
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:32,708
that's stacked up over there
in the corner? "Another record."

325
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:34,875
This time, I'm gonna put out
a comedy record.

326
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:40,291
Comedy? You've been a singer,
you've been a shake dancer,

327
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:43,250
and one time, I think
you even called yourself a fortune teller.

328
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:46,750
You know it's real hard to break in.
I'd do whatever it takes to get in.

329
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,791
Is it gonna be like that
cute lil' Bill Cosby?

330
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,833
He's so sweet.

331
00:19:51,916 --> 00:19:57,750
He tells those family tales
about the kids playing in the street,

332
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,791
playing jacks and such. I like that.

333
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,958
Yeah, there's gonna be stories
about family and kids

334
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,291
-and a grandma and grandpa.
-Oh, that's nice.

335
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,750
So, yeah, it's gonna be stories,
but listen. Here's what the thing is.

336
00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:11,708
-I'm trying to be entrepreneurial on this.
-Oh, let us bow our heads and pray.

337
00:20:11,791 --> 00:20:15,041
Father God, I wanna thank you
for giving me the strength

338
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,250
to make this meal for my beloved family.

339
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:21,416
Let us nourish our body
in Jesus' name. Amen.

340
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,916
-Thank you, Lord.
-All right, then.

341
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,375
Thank you for this pork chop.
Now, as I was saying--

342
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,541
-You want some hot sauce?
-Come on now, Auntie, now.

343
00:20:28,625 --> 00:20:32,166
I wanna be entrepreneurial on this thing,
and I need you to loan me some money

344
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,375
-so I can get some recording equipment.
-No, no.

345
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,708
-Mm-mmm.
-Come on, Auntie. You rich, woman.

346
00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,625
I'm not rich.
What make you think I'm rich?

347
00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:41,416
What happened to all that money you made
when you fell off that bus?

348
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:44,833
Uh, that is my money
to do with what I want to,

349
00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:46,833
and I only got $250.

350
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:49,958
That's exactly how much I need
to be a star.

351
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,500
-Come on, woman. Loan me...
-I got my coat on layaway...

352
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,250
-Please...
-I'm already into 'em for $50...

353
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,666
She gonna give me the money.

354
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,083
'Cause you about to cut off my air supply.
Get up from around my neck.

355
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:04,041
-Why you so fucking stingy, then?
-Ain't this a bitch?

356
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,750
-Give me the money, woman.

357
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,625
Why the hell is there a line?
You told me we were going to a party.

358
00:21:11,708 --> 00:21:14,916
We are going to a party.
We're making a party record.

359
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,333
Come on in. Come on in. Watch your step.

360
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,166
-Watch your step.
-Gimme some skin, baby.

361
00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:21,041
Come on in. Watch your step.

362
00:21:23,958 --> 00:21:26,958
Fedco gin?
I didn't even know they made alcohol.

363
00:21:27,041 --> 00:21:29,000
Nigga, we ain't going for flavor.

364
00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:32,166
Look, I don't see how this can work.
We should be in a real club.

365
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:35,041
I don't wanna hear that shit.
We got what we got. Gotta make it work.

366
00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,291
-You're my producer, right?
-I am?

367
00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,750
What do you think we're doing here?
We producing an album.

368
00:21:39,833 --> 00:21:42,083
-Okay.
-Okay, all right? Come here, man.

369
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:43,166
Okay.

370
00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,000
Hey, man,
get these people limber and loose.

371
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:49,125
Right, right, right, right.

372
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:50,708
Producer.

373
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,250
Oh, guess I'm producing.

374
00:21:59,291 --> 00:22:02,750
All right, y'all know what it is.
Y'all know what time it is.

375
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,666
It's show time, y'all. Come on now.

376
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,000
Give yourself a round of applause.

377
00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:11,208
Okay, I want everybody
to have a good time tonight.

378
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:14,750
We doing a album this evening,
a live recording.

379
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,375
We got a engineer back there.
He's professional.

380
00:22:17,458 --> 00:22:21,375
That nigga done been on <i>Leave It to Beaver</i>
and <i>Gunsmoke.</i> All kinds of shit.

381
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:25,791
Okay. Yeah, all right, y'all.
The time we've been waiting for.

382
00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:28,791
The man of the hour. The man, the myth.

383
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,583
You love him, and I love him.

384
00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:35,166
Put your hands together
for Rudy Ray Moore.

385
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:55,916
All right now.

386
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,125
Some folks say Willie Green...

387
00:23:03,666 --> 00:23:07,083
was the baddest motherfucker
that the world had ever seen.

388
00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:11,208
I want you to light you up a joint,
take a real good shit,

389
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:12,541
and screw your wig on tight.

390
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:18,041
And let me tell you about that
bad motherfucker called Dolemite.

391
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:19,708
Dolemite. Come on, Rudy.

392
00:23:20,541 --> 00:23:22,958
<i>Now, Dolemite was born in San Antone.</i>

393
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:26,666
<i>A rambling, gambling,</i>
<i>scrambling motherfucker</i>

394
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,041
<i>since the day he was born.</i>

395
00:23:29,166 --> 00:23:32,500
<i>On the day he was dropped</i>
<i>from his mammy's ass...</i>

396
00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:35,458
<i>he slapped his pappy in the face,</i>
<i>and said,</i>

397
00:23:35,541 --> 00:23:38,083
<i>"From now on, cocksucker,</i>
<i>I'm running this place."</i>

398
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:42,041
<i>-At the age of one--</i>
-Okay, I've heard enough.

399
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:46,375
-Hey, but you haven't even got to the--
-It's filthy. And I know filthy.

400
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:49,250
Jesus, you can't play that over the radio.

401
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:52,416
And you can't sell it over the counter
in most cities.

402
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,666
Record stores, they don't wanna be raided.

403
00:23:54,750 --> 00:23:57,625
Raided? Hey, come on, man.
The world has changed.

404
00:23:57,708 --> 00:24:01,458
<i>Deep Throat</i> is a big-ass hit movie,
and the lady sucks a cock in every scene.

405
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,416
Yeah, in porno houses.

406
00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,208
Record stores, they're a family business.

407
00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:08,541
Kids go in.

408
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:13,416
Uh, look, on vinyl,
you can call a guy a cocksucker,

409
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,875
but you can't say he sucks a cock.

410
00:24:17,250 --> 00:24:19,958
-Can you grasp the distinction?
-No, I do not.

411
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:23,041
If I want to say
that a woman's pussy is so hot,

412
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:26,583
it makes a motherfucker's asshole burn,
then I'm gonna say it!

413
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,625
Then say it.

414
00:24:30,583 --> 00:24:35,416
But you've got a product here
that you can't sell or promote.

415
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,208
-What'd he say?

416
00:24:41,291 --> 00:24:45,250
Shit, man, we just got into some legal
semantic argument about cocksucking.

417
00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:53,416
You know what, man? Fuck him.
We gonna put this shit out ourself.

418
00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:55,833
Come on.

419
00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:16,291
-Say, Rudy. What's with the devil faces?
-I want it to look illegal.

420
00:25:16,375 --> 00:25:19,000
Real naughty. Like some shit
they ain't supposed to have.

421
00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:28,791
<i>Yes, I rode across the ocean</i>
<i>on the head of my dick.</i>

422
00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,166
<i>Ate nine tons of cat shit</i>
<i>and ain't never got sick.</i>

423
00:25:34,041 --> 00:25:35,041
Rudy.

424
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,500
<i>I fucked bitches and paid my rent.</i>

425
00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:41,791
<i>I don't owe a living ass</i>
<i>a motherfucking cent.</i>

426
00:25:45,833 --> 00:25:48,625
<i>So, motherfuckers, can't you see?</i>

427
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:51,458
<i>I pity the son of a bitch</i>
<i>that fucks with me.</i>

428
00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:58,541
<i>I can walk the desert sand</i>
<i>and never leave a track.</i>

429
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,375
<i>Fuck the hump out of a camel's back.</i>

430
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:04,958
Hey, man. All right, wait for a second.
Wanna buy one of these ashtrays, nigga?

431
00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:06,916
<i>Welcome back</i>
<i>to the Californian Club</i>

432
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,916
<i>Mr. Dolemite himself--Rudy Ray Moore.</i>

433
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,250
Yes, I want you to listen and listen well.

434
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:16,583
'Cause I'm that bad motherfucker
that drove the devil out of hell.

435
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:21,958
I once walked from New York City
to the deep, deep South

436
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:25,000
just to slap a son of a bitch
in his motherfucking mouth.

437
00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:31,541
All right.

438
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:35,083
Mules have kicked me,
and they didn't bruise my hide.

439
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,166
<i>A rattlesnake bit me</i>
<i>and then just crawled off and died.</i>

440
00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:45,291
<i>'Cause Dolemite is my name,</i>
<i>and fucking up motherfuckers is my game.</i>

441
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:52,875
<i>He said, "Your daddy's</i>
<i>a freak,</i> <i>and your mama's a whore."</i>

442
00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:59,333
<i>Said he spotted you in the jungle</i>
<i>selling your black ass from door-to-door.</i>

443
00:26:59,416 --> 00:27:00,791
Quiet. Listen.

444
00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,500
<i>Said your sister got down</i>
<i>and did a hell of a trick.</i>

445
00:27:04,291 --> 00:27:07,083
<i>She got so low</i>
<i>she sucked a earthworm's dick.</i>

446
00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:09,875
-What the hell is this?
-Every black hipster is listening to it.

447
00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:12,583
You go down Crenshaw,
South Central, Baldwin Hills--

448
00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,500
this is blasting out of every door.

449
00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,166
It's insane.

450
00:27:16,250 --> 00:27:18,583
The guy is actually selling it
out of his car trunk.

451
00:27:20,041 --> 00:27:21,958
And you think this can cross over?

452
00:27:22,791 --> 00:27:25,250
To who? Whites?

453
00:27:25,333 --> 00:27:27,958
No. To blacks
who don't shop out of car trunks.

454
00:27:30,291 --> 00:27:32,708
I just want to say
to all you Bihari brothers

455
00:27:32,791 --> 00:27:34,166
that I am ecstatic.

456
00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:35,666
Anything y'all want me to do, man.

457
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:38,958
Whatever it takes to make this record
go up the charts, I'm ready to do it.

458
00:27:39,041 --> 00:27:40,625
Okay, Rudy. We're glad to hear that.

459
00:27:40,708 --> 00:27:42,916
If y'all need me on the Chitlin Circuit,
I can do that.

460
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,083
I know all the clubs.
I could hit the radio stations...

461
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,333
Right, right.

462
00:27:46,416 --> 00:27:49,000
We have a crack marketing promotion team.
We'll figure this out.

463
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:51,500
All my life, I've been wanting
to be famous, you know?

464
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:54,375
But this is more than that.
This is about connecting with the people.

465
00:27:54,458 --> 00:27:55,791
You know, this is my moment.

466
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:58,958
So anyway, the name of the album
is "Eat Out More Often," right?

467
00:27:59,041 --> 00:28:01,083
So I'm thinking we got the girl
lying on the day bed,

468
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:03,666
you're sneaking up on her,
you're peering over spread legs.

469
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:04,666
See what I'm saying?

470
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,916
Lemme show you
what me and Crystal worked out.

471
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,125
Crystal, honey,
show 'em what we worked out.

472
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:14,875
I'm like Muhammad Ali.
We getting ready to shock the worlds.

473
00:28:14,958 --> 00:28:16,875
I got to be totally outrageous.

474
00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,541
That's what I'm talking about.

475
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:21,666
Hey, give me that. Crystal,
lay out here for a second for me, honey.

476
00:28:21,750 --> 00:28:24,208
- How do you want me?
-Just lay out on the thing here.

477
00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:27,541
Uh, yeah, I like that.
Put that over just a little bit.

478
00:28:27,625 --> 00:28:31,625
Just-- Gimme-- You know, gimme somethin'.
Yeah. And hold on to this.

479
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,875
Oh, shit now.

480
00:28:34,708 --> 00:28:36,083
Yeah, something like this.

481
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:53,958
<i>Yes, it sure is good</i>
<i>to be here in Mississippi.</i>

482
00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:58,250
<i>The only place</i>
<i>where the ducks fly upside down,</i>

483
00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:00,208
<i>'cause it ain't nothing worth shitting on.</i>

484
00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:03,916
<i>I used to know a fella from Mississippi.</i>
<i>He was so dumb.</i>

485
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,750
<i>This motherfucker was so dumb,</i>
<i>he thought manual labor was a Mexican.</i>

486
00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:12,625
He was so dumb, he thought
that Kotex was mattress for mice.

487
00:29:14,208 --> 00:29:17,458
This motherfucker was so dumb,
he turned down a blow job

488
00:29:17,541 --> 00:29:20,541
'cause he thought they'd stop giving him
his unemployment check.

489
00:29:21,625 --> 00:29:24,458
I ain't lying.
This was a dumb motherfucker.

490
00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:28,083
I'm sitting here
with Mr. Rudy Ray Moore,

491
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:31,458
who will be appearing here
in Macon, Georgia, this Saturday night.

492
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:33,166
Yes, at Jasper's on Fifth Street.

493
00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:36,333
<i>All the pretty girls gotta pay half price.</i>

494
00:29:36,416 --> 00:29:37,833
<i>Ugly girls get in for free.</i>

495
00:29:37,916 --> 00:29:40,125
<i>Put your weight on it!</i>
<i>Put your weight on it.</i>

496
00:29:40,208 --> 00:29:41,958
<i>Put your weight on it.</i>

497
00:29:42,041 --> 00:29:43,916
<i>Put your weight on it!</i>
<i>Put your weight on it.</i>

498
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,375
<i>Put your weight on it.</i>

499
00:29:45,458 --> 00:29:48,250
My, my, my, my. My, my, my.

500
00:29:48,333 --> 00:29:51,083
Woman, you better close your legs
'fore I eat off your drawers.

501
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:55,458
The other day, I was with a young lady.
I said to her, "Do you have a cherry?"

502
00:29:55,541 --> 00:29:57,625
<i>She said,</i>
<i>"Rudy, of course I have a cherry.</i>

503
00:29:57,708 --> 00:30:01,833
But it's been pushed back so damn far,
you could use it as a fucking taillight."

504
00:30:02,541 --> 00:30:04,416
<i>♪ She may be giving my love ♪</i>

505
00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:06,833
<i>♪ To my best friend Paul ♪</i>

506
00:30:07,708 --> 00:30:10,333
<i>♪ She can't miss</i>
<i>What she came begging for ♪</i>

507
00:30:10,416 --> 00:30:12,333
<i>♪ Sure can't get it all ♪</i>

508
00:30:12,416 --> 00:30:15,083
<i>♪ If young beggar won't leave my woman ♪</i>

509
00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:17,708
<i>♪ 'Cause what somebody said ♪</i>

510
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:20,375
<i>♪ You got to be crazy </i>♪

511
00:30:20,458 --> 00:30:22,250
<i>♪ And out of your doggone head ♪</i>

512
00:30:22,333 --> 00:30:24,208
<i>♪ I ain't studdin' ya ♪</i>

513
00:30:24,291 --> 00:30:26,416
<i>♪ Tell y'all, tell y'all, tell y'all ♪</i>

514
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,041
<i>♪ I ain't studdin' ya ♪</i>

515
00:30:33,250 --> 00:30:34,541
Look at it.

516
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,666
Uh-uh.

517
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:38,750
When you see it moving like that,
it's talking to me.

518
00:30:40,791 --> 00:30:43,791
Not only can it talk, it can sing, too.

519
00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,583
You don't believe it can sing?

520
00:30:46,166 --> 00:30:49,166
You don't believe it can sing?
You don't believe it can sing?

521
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:53,000
Hey, baby, sing for my brother.

522
00:30:58,250 --> 00:30:59,250
Damn!

523
00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,333
<i>♪ Oh, yeah, I ain't studdin' ya ♪</i>

524
00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:06,500
<i>♪ Tell y'all, tell y'all</i>
<i>I ain't studdin' ya ♪</i>

525
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,500
Now, we all know
what we've been waiting for.

526
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,625
The "now" comedian.

527
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,583
Like a "now" generation.

528
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,708
Mr. Dolemite himself.

529
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,750
Mr. Rudy Ray Moore.

530
00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:34,916
Bobby Rush.

531
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,333
Good to see you, man.

532
00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:41,083
Come on, let's hear it for Bobby Rush,
the prince of the blues, y'all!

533
00:31:43,083 --> 00:31:45,791
I know one thing--
this microphone smell like ass.

534
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,041
Yeah.

535
00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:04,333
Hey, bartender, how about a drink
for the pretty girl?

536
00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:07,583
Come on now. I know what the hell I am.

537
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:10,708
I ain't pretty, and I sure as hell
ain't no goddamn girl.

538
00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:16,208
I'll have a daiquiri.

539
00:32:16,291 --> 00:32:19,750
Your ass should be headlining here
tomorrow with that right hand you got.

540
00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,708
-That was a hell of a fight.
-Fight? Shit.

541
00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:24,291
You know, she can go on ahead
and have his sorry ass

542
00:32:24,375 --> 00:32:26,291
and his dangling ball sack.

543
00:32:26,375 --> 00:32:29,500
Fucking breath smell like
mildewed goddamn garlic.

544
00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:36,666
He shouldn't be spending that paycheck
for all his run-around hussies

545
00:32:36,750 --> 00:32:40,500
when we got our son out here
with holes in his britches and shoes.

546
00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:43,333
How about that?

547
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:52,875
I'm Rudy.

548
00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:59,625
-Lady Reed.
-Lady Reed.

549
00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,416
You ever been up onstage, Lady Reed?

550
00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,083
Nah, I ain't show folk.

551
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:05,583
Oh, shit. Yeah, you are. I could tell.

552
00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:08,750
Some people walk around
with their own little personal spotlight.

553
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:11,875
I noticed that in you right 'fore
you knocked that nigga on his ass.

554
00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:16,208
I used to be a backup singer
in New Orleans.

555
00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:17,458
I knew it. I told you.

556
00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:20,166
-You sure do.
-Singer, huh?

557
00:33:20,250 --> 00:33:21,458
I'd get so nervous,

558
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:24,166
I had to hang on to the mic
from not falling over.

559
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:28,375
Butterflies all in my stomach.
Once, I even shit on the goddamn stage.

560
00:33:28,458 --> 00:33:29,916
Yeah.

561
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,625
You're funny.
You should be doing stand-up.

562
00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:33,958
Nigga, you trying to hit on me?

563
00:33:34,041 --> 00:33:36,875
Because I just broke up five minutes ago
on my cheating-ass man.

564
00:33:36,958 --> 00:33:39,625
-I'm really not in the fucking mood.
-No. I'm serious.

565
00:33:40,208 --> 00:33:42,083
Maybe you should be onstage like me.

566
00:33:43,083 --> 00:33:44,541
Sweet Jesus.

567
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,666
I mean, I can make my son laugh.

568
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,291
But what-- what would I do?

569
00:33:58,333 --> 00:34:00,083
I'm not really no pimp.

570
00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:02,958
I ain't got no stable of whores.
I just created a character.

571
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,375
I do it all the time.
I been Prince DuMarr.

572
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:09,291
I been the Harlem Hillbilly.
And tonight, look at this here.

573
00:34:11,625 --> 00:34:13,958
-Tug on my shit.
-Tug on what?

574
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:16,375
-Tug on my sh-- Just tug on me.
-Tug on this?

575
00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:18,916
Mm-hmm. Just give a little tug.

576
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,333
Don't tug too hard.
Don't take the motherfucker off.

577
00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:25,416
-Oh, shit. That's a motherfucking wig.
-That's right.

578
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:29,416
It's all pretend. Put on a cape
and turn into a fucking superhero.

579
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,541
Leave the real you behind.
Go onstage and...

580
00:34:33,125 --> 00:34:35,291
-Magic, huh?

581
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:36,708
You a trip.

582
00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:40,250
Yes. And now, ladies and gentlemen...

583
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:42,916
without any further ado,

584
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,208
I wanna introduce to y'all
the first lady of Comedian International.

585
00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:51,916
Come on, give it up for Queen Bee.
Queen Bee. Come on, give it up, y'all.

586
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,166
Queen Bee. The first lady.

587
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,583
<i>♪ If I was a little bitty girl ♪</i>

588
00:35:08,666 --> 00:35:11,083
<i>♪ Had me a lot of money ♪</i>

589
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,625
<i>♪ I'd marry me a confident man ♪</i>

590
00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:16,291
<i>♪ He'd be good as any ♪</i>

591
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,125
<i>♪ He would screw, I would screw ♪</i>

592
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:22,083
<i> ♪ We would screw together ♪</i>

593
00:35:22,166 --> 00:35:24,791
<i>♪ Wouldn't we have a hell of a time ♪</i>

594
00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,875
<i>♪ Screwing one another? ♪</i>

595
00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:30,416
All right! Y'all know me!

596
00:35:31,833 --> 00:35:32,833
Queen Bee.

597
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,500
Chicken-shit whores
come and get advice from me.

598
00:35:38,166 --> 00:35:42,916
Now, my drawers, they may be raggedy.
But they be, oh, so clean.

599
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,541
'Cause, honey,
I got some of the best pussy

600
00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:47,791
that you done ever seen.

601
00:35:48,958 --> 00:35:51,708
<i>♪ If'n I was a little bitty boy ♪</i>

602
00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:53,458
<i>♪ Had a whole lots of money ♪</i>

603
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,125
<i>♪ I'd marry me a nursemaid ♪</i>

604
00:35:57,208 --> 00:35:59,041
<i>♪ And she'd be good as any ♪</i>

605
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,166
<i>♪ She would nurse</i>
<i>And I would nurse ♪</i>

606
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:05,375
<i> ♪ And we would nurse together ♪</i>

607
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,958
<i>♪ Wouldn't we have a hell of a time</i>

608
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,041
<i>♪ Sucking one another? ♪</i>

609
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:13,208
<i>♪ Sucking one another? ♪</i>

610
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:15,250
-<i>♪ Sucking one another? ♪</i>
-Thank you, motherfucker!

611
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:18,208
<i>♪ Sucking one another? ♪</i>

612
00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:20,416
So much money!

613
00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:33,875
Rudy, you got a phone call.

614
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,291
<i>A one-eyed shooter.</i>

615
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:37,708
-Hello?
- <i>Rudy?</i>

616
00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:40,583
Rudy, it's Joe Bihari.
I've been looking all over for you.

617
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:43,208
-Have you seen <i>Billboard?</i>
-Man, you sound crazy as cat shit.

618
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:47,291
I'm outside Tallahassee.
Closest billboard is a hundred miles away.

619
00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,875
<i>Well, you're on the charts.</i>

620
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:53,375
-What?

621
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:56,291
I'm serious, my friend.
Shooting straight up with a bullet.

622
00:36:57,166 --> 00:37:00,875
Now get your ass back to L.A.
We need to record some more albums.

623
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:13,791
Ladies and gentlemen, Dolemite himself--
Mr. Rudy Ray Moore!

624
00:37:17,125 --> 00:37:18,583
We love you, Rudy.

625
00:37:20,250 --> 00:37:21,291
Flow like a river.

626
00:37:21,375 --> 00:37:23,208
-Yeah!
<i>-</i> Amen.

627
00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:24,875
How's it goin', baby?

628
00:37:24,958 --> 00:37:27,250
What's going on, my man? Yeah, yeah.

629
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,083
Hey, y'all, excuse me a second, man. Hey!

630
00:37:41,791 --> 00:37:43,458
So will you play my record now, man?

631
00:37:43,541 --> 00:37:46,250
My apologies, Mr. Dolemite.
Coming right up.

632
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:49,500
Play that shit now. That's the good stuff.

633
00:37:57,791 --> 00:38:00,375
Oh, you dirty motherfucker.
Don't play that song.

634
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:04,500
Hey. You know you ain't right.
Come on now. Play the right thing, man.

635
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,750
You know that ain't right, man.
Hey, you know what?

636
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:10,125
That's still a bad motherfucker.

637
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,875
<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-ding-dong</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding ♪</i>

638
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:16,000
<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-ding-dong</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding ♪</i>

639
00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:18,375
<i>♪ Ring-a-ling-ding-dong</i>
<i>Ding-dong-ding... ♪</i>

640
00:38:18,458 --> 00:38:19,750
Merry Christmas, man.

641
00:38:19,833 --> 00:38:21,750
What the funk is it?

642
00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:24,625
Man, I'm gonna kill 'em with this.
I'm gonna have 'em with the boots.

643
00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,000
I almost kept that myself, man.

644
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,166
You deserve it, man.
Merry Christmas to all of y'all.

645
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:30,583
-Thank you, Rudy. It's hot.
-Yeah, I'm gonna get this, too.

646
00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:33,916
Oh, I know damn sure you is.
Shit, all that money he getting.

647
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,208
Hey, guys,
I used to go see a movie every Christmas.

648
00:38:36,291 --> 00:38:38,791
Y'all wanna see something?
Lemme treat y'all to a picture show.

649
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:41,416
-How 'bout <i>Blackenstein?</i>
-Oh, I wanna see <i>Shaft in Africa.</i>

650
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:42,791
Hey, how about <i>Front Page?</i>

651
00:38:42,875 --> 00:38:45,625
The newspaper said it was the best,
funniest thing in town.

652
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:47,791
I feel like laughing. Let's go laugh.

653
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,333
-Let's do it, shit.
-All right.

654
00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:51,625
<i>Gonna mention the </i>Examiner?
<i>Don't we take credit?</i>

655
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:55,166
- <i>In the second paragraph.</i>
<i>-</i><i> Who's gonna read the second?</i>

656
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,041
<i>For 15 years, I've been trying</i>
<i>to teach you how to write a lead.</i>

657
00:38:58,125 --> 00:39:00,875
<i>Do I have to do everything myself?</i>
<i>Get the story? Write the story?</i>

658
00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,958
<i>Listen, Saphead,</i>
<i>I could blow a better story</i>

659
00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:05,083
<i>out of my as-- my nose</i>
<i>than you can write!</i>

660
00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:07,750
<i>Goddamn dilettante.</i>
<i>Maybe Philadelphia is where you belong.</i>

661
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:09,541
<i>Making up jingles for Burma-Shave.</i>

662
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,000
<i>Oh, really? Well, who wrote</i>

663
00:39:11,083 --> 00:39:13,125
<i>the Deathbed Confession</i>
<i>of Three-Finger Banducci, huh?</i>

664
00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:16,083
Hey, man, what the fuck is this?
This shit ain't funny.

665
00:39:16,166 --> 00:39:17,541
I don't get it.

666
00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:19,750
-The fuck are they talking about?
-I don't know shit.

667
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:21,000
Who is Herbert Hoover?

668
00:39:22,125 --> 00:39:24,541
-And it ain't no brothers in it, either.
-Shh.

669
00:39:25,333 --> 00:39:28,333
Hey, don't "shh" me, Sandy Duncan.

670
00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:31,291
<i>♪ Button up your overcoat </i>♪

671
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:33,625
♪ <i>When the wind is free ♪</i>

672
00:39:33,708 --> 00:39:36,000
<i>♪ Take good care of yourself</i> ♪

673
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,916
♪ <i>You belong to me ♪</i>

674
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:42,000
<i>♪ Eat an apple every day </i>♪

675
00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:44,250
♪ <i>Get to bed by three ♪</i>

676
00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:46,583
<i>♪ Take good care of yourself ♪</i>

677
00:39:46,666 --> 00:39:48,666
♪ <i>You belong to me ♪</i>

678
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:51,000
<i>♪ Be careful crossing streets ♪</i>

679
00:39:51,083 --> 00:39:52,291
♪ <i>Ooh-ooh ♪</i>

680
00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,833
<i>♪ Don't eat meats ♪</i>

681
00:39:53,916 --> 00:39:55,083
<i>♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ </i>

682
00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,541
<i>♪ Cut out sweets ♪</i>

683
00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:57,916
♪ <i>Ooh-ooh ♪</i>

684
00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,958
-What the fuck was that, man?
-That was some bullshit.

685
00:40:02,041 --> 00:40:04,750
Nobody even got naked.
Was that even a real movie?

686
00:40:04,833 --> 00:40:06,541
I told him
let's go see <i>Blackenstein.</i>

687
00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:09,208
Why do these creaky old people
get to star in movies?

688
00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:11,583
- White folks get all the breaks.
- Say, Rudy.

689
00:40:12,541 --> 00:40:14,666
Since when you ain't saying shit?

690
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:16,208
I was just thinking, man.

691
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,166
This movie's playing
'cross the whole country.

692
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,666
It ain't got no titties,
no funny, and no kung fu.

693
00:40:23,333 --> 00:40:25,583
I was watching at that light
that come out the projector.

694
00:40:25,666 --> 00:40:27,458
They shine that motherfucker
across the theater

695
00:40:27,541 --> 00:40:30,250
onto a 80-foot-tall screen
and then bam--it's like magic.

696
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,208
Know how many mule miles
I had to drive cross this country

697
00:40:33,291 --> 00:40:34,916
to get my name in people's mouth?

698
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,708
I got to get up on that light.

699
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:40,625
If I get up in that light,
with my own movie,

700
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,541
I could be everywhere.

701
00:40:42,625 --> 00:40:44,875
I could be everywhere all at once.

702
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,875
I have a gigantic fan base.

703
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:52,083
Just did a national tour,
just got back from it.

704
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:56,416
And I had two albums
hit the <i>Billboard </i>charts at the same time.

705
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,500
That's why I feel it's time for me
to make my move to the big screen.

706
00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:04,041
Right. If I could just
shoot straight with you?

707
00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:08,500
When we say gigantic fan base,
aren't we really just talking about

708
00:41:08,583 --> 00:41:11,041
a small group of passionate
brothers and sisters here or there?

709
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:13,041
I mean, your appeal is limited.

710
00:41:13,125 --> 00:41:15,291
It's not exactly
like you're playing the Apollo.

711
00:41:16,375 --> 00:41:19,541
Now, surely you wouldn't suggest
for American International

712
00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:25,083
to invest the likes of $300,000
to turn this into a major production.

713
00:41:25,166 --> 00:41:27,458
Yeah, but come on, man.
I see all y'all's posters here.

714
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:28,708
I fit in perfect.

715
00:41:28,791 --> 00:41:30,041
Black folks love me.

716
00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:32,791
Yeah, you see,
that's the thing here, Rudy.

717
00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:35,875
Here, we do
a certain type of black picture.

718
00:41:35,958 --> 00:41:41,166
The actors we hire
are like, uh, Fred Williamson, Jim Brown.

719
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:46,500
Now, see, you on the other hand,
you're a bit doughier than them, you see?

720
00:41:47,250 --> 00:41:48,250
Doughier?

721
00:41:53,041 --> 00:41:55,458
Well, hey, man, I put on a girdle.
What I got to do?

722
00:41:55,541 --> 00:41:58,375
Come on, brother.
They waiting on Dolemite movie.

723
00:41:58,458 --> 00:42:00,083
Let's bring Dolemite to the screen.

724
00:42:00,166 --> 00:42:02,875
I don't know how much longer
we can do these pictures, Rudy.

725
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:05,125
You see,
that's why we changing our approach.

726
00:42:05,208 --> 00:42:07,250
We got a new one coming.
I bet you gonna like this.

727
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:08,958
You really gonna dig this one.

728
00:42:09,041 --> 00:42:14,041
Check this out.
It's called <i>Cornbread, Earl and Me.</i>

729
00:42:14,125 --> 00:42:15,500
It's about a kid from the ghetto

730
00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:18,416
that's the first from the neighborhood
to get out and make it to college.

731
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:21,333
Now, don't that make you feel good
on the inside, Rudy?

732
00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:27,166
Brother, don't nobody wanna see
no shit like that.

733
00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:31,041
Come on, Rudy.
Be realistic.

734
00:42:31,958 --> 00:42:34,541
You're not a movie star.
You're not an actor.

735
00:42:34,625 --> 00:42:36,500
You're not Billy Dee Williams.

736
00:42:36,583 --> 00:42:39,333
You're a comedy star. Be happy with that.

737
00:42:39,416 --> 00:42:42,625
Man, I want more. All my life,
people been telling me no.

738
00:42:42,708 --> 00:42:45,208
My daddy always told me
I was a piece of shit.

739
00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:48,250
Just another dumb-ass country-poor nigga.

740
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:50,500
Thought I was gonna be a sharecropper
like he was.

741
00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:53,250
I can't imagine you
plowing fields.

742
00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:56,750
He wasn't my real daddy nohow.

743
00:42:56,833 --> 00:42:58,833
Dirty rotten motherfucker
always beating on me.

744
00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:02,333
That's why I left home when I was 15,
go and make something of myself.

745
00:43:02,416 --> 00:43:04,208
Look, man. We all had shitty childhoods,

746
00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:07,958
but that don't mean you can just
will yourself into being a movie star.

747
00:43:08,041 --> 00:43:11,875
Well, why not, Toney? Shit,
I willed myself into being a comedian.

748
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,666
I willed myself into being a singer.

749
00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:16,250
I even made my own album
in my goddamn living room.

750
00:43:16,333 --> 00:43:18,041
How come I can't be in the movies?

751
00:43:23,291 --> 00:43:25,416
I want the world to know I exist.

752
00:43:31,750 --> 00:43:33,916
How much money you planning on
spending on this thing?

753
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,125
Well, I figure, you know, with money
I got from my records, and...

754
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,166
I go ask the label for some money,
I probably get about $70,000.

755
00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,541
That's good, Rudy.

756
00:43:41,625 --> 00:43:44,041
Well, hey, Rudy, how much money
you gonna pay Jimmy

757
00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:47,416
-for doing his shit since you know him?
-We ain't discussed that stuff yet.

758
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,666
But you know my man
don't work for free, right?

759
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,250
-You gon' fuck my money up.
-You know you're not working for free?

760
00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:55,333
Is that really enough to pay
for all the people you gonna need?

761
00:43:55,416 --> 00:43:57,583
At the movies, I always sit through
the closing credits,

762
00:43:57,666 --> 00:44:01,458
and that's a lot of folk.
Key grip, best boy.

763
00:44:01,541 --> 00:44:04,083
-Wish I had me a best boy.
- Okay, honey.

764
00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:06,833
Oh, damn, Toney, don't nobody
wanna hear all that shit, man.

765
00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,833
We having a pleasant barbecue.

766
00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:12,416
And besides, ain't nobody gonna be
getting called "boy" on my set.

767
00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:15,333
Hey, look now.
If we gonna do this shit,

768
00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:17,708
we gonna all have to chip in together
and help out.

769
00:44:17,791 --> 00:44:20,666
Now, Toney, your receipts
always add up to the penny, man,

770
00:44:20,750 --> 00:44:22,791
so you gonna be in charge of the money.

771
00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:25,333
Jimmy, your act got all them
great props and costumes,

772
00:44:25,416 --> 00:44:27,083
so you gonna do all that shit.

773
00:44:27,166 --> 00:44:31,166
And, Ben, you write the funkiest songs,
so will you please do the music?

774
00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:33,791
But, um, who gonna write this movie, Rudy?

775
00:44:33,875 --> 00:44:39,416
'Cause at the Oscars, they always say,
"It starts with the word."

776
00:44:39,500 --> 00:44:41,166
So who gonna write that word, Rudy?

777
00:44:41,875 --> 00:44:43,458
My baby!

778
00:44:44,250 --> 00:44:47,166
The needle took my baby!

779
00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:52,500
Sweet Jesus, when will this stop?

780
00:44:52,583 --> 00:44:54,208
I'm gonna kill that pusher.

781
00:44:54,291 --> 00:44:56,583
-I'm gonna make him pay!
-No!

782
00:44:57,708 --> 00:45:00,208
More death won't solve our problems!

783
00:45:00,291 --> 00:45:01,666
Well, then what will, Mom?

784
00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,500
I am not about to lose another son.

785
00:45:05,583 --> 00:45:08,250
What, you gonnna sit here and pray?
And cry?

786
00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:11,458
That's what made him turn to that junk
in the first place.

787
00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:14,166
Keeping it inside.

788
00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:19,916
It wasn't about the text,
it was about the emotions.

789
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,625
Hey, sister. Sorry to bother you.
You is a bad motherfucker.

790
00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:24,500
What you did tonight, I really enjoyed it.

791
00:45:24,583 --> 00:45:26,750
-Oh, thank you.
-Some of the best acting I seen.

792
00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:29,000
I'm trying to find Jerry
that wrote the play. Where's he?

793
00:45:29,083 --> 00:45:30,083
Uh, right here. I'm Jerry.

794
00:45:30,166 --> 00:45:32,875
Hey, man! How you doing, brother?
Good to meet you.

795
00:45:32,958 --> 00:45:35,500
Yeah, I called you just recently,
and I sent you some of my albums.

796
00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:38,625
-I'm Rudy Ray Moore.
-Yes. Oh, yes, yes. A pleasure, Mr. Moore.

797
00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:42,083
Yeah, man. Look, I ain't even know about
this theater. It's mighty fine, though.

798
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:44,333
A lot of talented brothers
and sisters wanna act,

799
00:45:44,416 --> 00:45:46,041
but nobody's hiring them,
know what I mean?

800
00:45:46,125 --> 00:45:49,375
No TV, no movies. So this is where
they come to show off their craft.

801
00:45:49,458 --> 00:45:50,916
That's beautiful, man.

802
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,625
So, regarding your albums.

803
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:55,291
-Right.
-I gotta be honest. I listened to them.

804
00:45:55,375 --> 00:45:56,875
They're not really my bag.

805
00:45:57,916 --> 00:45:59,875
Oh, well, brother,
you ain't got to be funny.

806
00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:02,916
All I want you to do is write a story
for me, all the things that happen.

807
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,791
The good guys and the bad guys,
the cops and robbers. Them kinda things.

808
00:46:05,875 --> 00:46:09,500
-I'm gonna supply all the comedy.
-Oh...

809
00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:15,416
I can be humorous. But my work
has to inform as well as entertain.

810
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,166
For example, my next play
is called <i>The Devil's Cotton Field.</i>

811
00:46:18,250 --> 00:46:22,666
It's a piece of black history
set in the country town I grew up in.

812
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,166
It's called Varner, Arkansas.

813
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:27,916
Varner. You from Varner?
Shit, I'm from Fort Smith, nigga.

814
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,041
-All right, we got something in common.
-What, that we're both from Arkansas?

815
00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:33,708
That we both knew to get our black asses
out of Arkansas.

816
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:35,791
Ain't nothing but canned mutton
in that motherfucker.

817
00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,000
You got that right.

818
00:46:37,083 --> 00:46:41,625
Rudy, I admire your tenacity,
but... I'm about my art.

819
00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:44,583
I write my plays,
I teach at an acting school.

820
00:46:44,666 --> 00:46:48,041
-I'm trying to uplift the community.
-Come on with all that bullshit, man.

821
00:46:48,125 --> 00:46:51,750
We both left Arkansas for L.A.,
and we doing the same hustle now.

822
00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:53,291
And I dig what you're doing here.

823
00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:55,750
This is beautiful,
bringing the people together and all that.

824
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:59,250
That's what I aspire to do.
But I'm talking about something bigger.

825
00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:03,333
I'm talking about the opportunity
to get your message to all the people

826
00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:04,708
through movies.

827
00:47:06,541 --> 00:47:08,416
Jerry Jones movies.

828
00:47:11,541 --> 00:47:14,833
We want this thing to be raw.
Tell it like it is on the streets.

829
00:47:14,916 --> 00:47:17,625
Yeah, lots of pimps and whores
and cussing and all that shit.

830
00:47:18,666 --> 00:47:21,416
And kung fu, karate.
Brothers love all that kung fu.

831
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:25,291
Gotta have all the kung fu and karate
and that Bruce Lee shit. They love that.

832
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,583
I'm sorry, do-- do you know karate?

833
00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:30,750
No, but I'm a fast learner.
I can learn how to chop me a motherfucker!

834
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,750
You know what we should have?

835
00:47:35,833 --> 00:47:38,000
A all-girl kung-fu army.

836
00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:41,000
-Um, you know, there's...

837
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:43,750
...there's plenty
of story opportunity, Rudy.

838
00:47:44,375 --> 00:47:47,666
Across this nation, inner cities
are bein' plagued by violent crime.

839
00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:52,041
-I feel the government hasn't stepped up--
-That's it. It's whitey's fault.

840
00:47:52,541 --> 00:47:54,291
It's a corrupt government. They corrupt.

841
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:57,000
The motherfucker don't care about
the people. The mayor is corrupt.

842
00:47:57,083 --> 00:48:00,083
He one of them Nixon motherfuckers.
And there's a exorcism.

843
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,958
-Goddamn it, an exorcism?
-Yeah, you know, all that...

844
00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:05,791
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell."

845
00:48:05,875 --> 00:48:08,333
They love that shit.
That's they favorite dish right now.

846
00:48:08,416 --> 00:48:12,958
Okay. Um, I don't know how that
fits into our urban motif.

847
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:18,416
Maybe you're right. I don't wanna be
cleaning up green vomit off the set.

848
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,416
We'll put the devil in another movie.

849
00:48:21,708 --> 00:48:28,041
Rudy, um, in storytelling,
it's always best to, um...

850
00:48:29,166 --> 00:48:30,708
you know, write what you know.

851
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:35,625
Now what do you mean
when you say "write what you know"?

852
00:48:35,708 --> 00:48:38,208
What do I... I mean...

853
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,875
You've lived a life, you know?
You-- Things you've done.

854
00:48:42,625 --> 00:48:45,500
So you tell stories
about your own experience.

855
00:48:45,583 --> 00:48:48,500
It ain't nothing talk about
my personal life whatsoever, man.

856
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:51,500
Nothing interesting happen there.
I deal with the professional.

857
00:48:51,583 --> 00:48:53,625
-Okay, good.
-Yeah, that's the night life.

858
00:48:53,708 --> 00:48:55,791
And it's clubs and club owners
and promoters

859
00:48:55,875 --> 00:48:58,875
and mobsters, and the money
be disappearing all the time,

860
00:48:58,958 --> 00:49:04,416
and you got the pimps and whores
turning tricks in the walk-in freezer.

861
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,500
That's good.

862
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Okay, then.

863
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:11,333
Yeah. We could use all that.

864
00:49:14,833 --> 00:49:17,083
<i>♪ Listen to me, brothers ♪</i>

865
00:49:17,166 --> 00:49:19,458
<i>♪ Listen well ♪</i>

866
00:49:19,541 --> 00:49:21,791
<i>♪ Brothers, we got something to tell ♪</i>

867
00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:23,958
Look at the titties on her, man.

868
00:49:24,041 --> 00:49:25,583
Yeah, man, she talented.

869
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:26,833
You ain't lying.

870
00:49:29,583 --> 00:49:32,375
Any of you boys interested in a dance?

871
00:49:32,458 --> 00:49:36,583
Oh, no, mama. We here casting
for my new motion-picture film.

872
00:49:36,666 --> 00:49:39,166
No! No, I ain't doin' no porn.

873
00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:42,208
You porn motherfuckers
always coming down here--

874
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:45,583
Woman, I'm making a motion picture,
and I want you to be in it.

875
00:49:46,416 --> 00:49:48,750
Now, nudity is required, but so is talent.

876
00:49:49,625 --> 00:49:50,625
Talent?

877
00:49:51,416 --> 00:49:54,458
Yeah, yeah. Take two dollars,
put some air in that ass.

878
00:49:58,583 --> 00:50:01,291
Say, Rudy. Hey, that's D'Urville Martin.

879
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:03,708
That ain't no fucking D'Urville Martin.

880
00:50:03,791 --> 00:50:05,833
What would D'Urville Martin
be doing in here, man?

881
00:50:05,916 --> 00:50:06,833
Who's D'Urville Martin?

882
00:50:06,916 --> 00:50:10,833
Oh, you know. That sidekick nigga
that did, uh... <i>Nigger Charlie.</i>

883
00:50:10,916 --> 00:50:14,041
He did <i>Black Caesar</i>
and <i>Hell Up in Harlem. </i>You know him.

884
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,833
-He's sitting right over there?
-Yeah.

885
00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:29,958
-Hey, that is D'Urville Martin.
-Nigga, I told you.

886
00:50:35,208 --> 00:50:38,666
D'Urville Martin? I'm Rudy Ray Moore.
You probably don't recognize me,

887
00:50:38,750 --> 00:50:41,375
'cause I usually have on my album covers
a big afro wig,

888
00:50:41,458 --> 00:50:43,208
and sometime I don't wear anything.

889
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,708
Oh, well, that must be it, then.

890
00:50:46,833 --> 00:50:49,208
Hey, man, what I'm offering
is a professional situation here.

891
00:50:49,291 --> 00:50:53,166
I'm offering you a role
in my new motion-picture film.

892
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,500
Ahh. What's the part?

893
00:50:56,583 --> 00:50:59,666
It's actually not written yet, brother,
but we're open to your input.

894
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:02,625
Whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.

895
00:51:02,708 --> 00:51:04,500
I am legit, man.

896
00:51:05,208 --> 00:51:06,750
I have an agent.

897
00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:11,125
-I have a entertainment lawyer.
-That's right.

898
00:51:11,208 --> 00:51:14,125
You just thought you was gonna
walk up in here and make a deal, huh?

899
00:51:14,208 --> 00:51:17,375
Just because you lucky enough
to find me in the strip joint.

900
00:51:17,458 --> 00:51:19,666
-Nah, nah, nah.
-You know what they say, brother.

901
00:51:19,750 --> 00:51:21,916
Luck is where opportunity
meets preparation.

902
00:51:23,333 --> 00:51:27,041
What the fuck is that?
Hey, look here, man. Look here.

903
00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:30,875
If I was white, you think you could
just walk up here and hire me?

904
00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:32,916
No.

905
00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:36,958
I've been directed by Roman Polanski.

906
00:51:37,041 --> 00:51:40,500
<i>-Rosemary's Baby. </i>That's what it is.
-Yeah.

907
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:42,958
-You goddamn right.
-You were the elevator operator.

908
00:51:43,041 --> 00:51:45,041
-Yeah.
- Yeah. A small part.

909
00:51:45,125 --> 00:51:48,541
A small part. You been working for
that white man. You need to be careful--

910
00:51:48,625 --> 00:51:50,916
White man? I got your white man swinging--

911
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,041
Calm down, baby. Calm down.

912
00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:58,166
Whoo. Whoa.

913
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,291
-Don't worry. It's okay.
-Hey, looky here.

914
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,000
These guys with you?

915
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,750
Yeah, man. We the producers.

916
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:08,583
Mm-mm-mm. Well, looky here.
I'm-a tell you something.

917
00:52:10,041 --> 00:52:11,666
It's okay, baby.

918
00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:15,250
You motherfuckers are the worst producers
I have ever met in my life.

919
00:52:15,333 --> 00:52:17,250
Think you can just walk up in here,

920
00:52:17,333 --> 00:52:21,625
engage an artist's talent
with belittlement?

921
00:52:22,500 --> 00:52:24,166
Insult?

922
00:52:24,250 --> 00:52:26,708
-Get to truckin', baby.
-Trucking.

923
00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:31,791
What if we let you direct?

924
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:38,166
We have got the great D'Urville Martin
directing and co-starring.

925
00:52:38,250 --> 00:52:40,000
We got Jerry Jones writing the script,

926
00:52:40,083 --> 00:52:43,041
and Ben E. Taylor done put together
a theme song for me

927
00:52:43,125 --> 00:52:46,250
that's badder than <i>Superfly </i>and <i>Shaft</i>
put together. Listen at this here.

928
00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:48,375
<i>♪ He bad, bad ♪</i>

929
00:52:48,458 --> 00:52:50,291
That's background. Dun. Bum.

930
00:52:50,375 --> 00:52:51,791
<i>♪ Man is out of sight ♪</i>

931
00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:54,041
<i> </i>Bass.

932
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:56,458
<i>♪ He's a bad son of a gun</i>
<i>Oh, yeah ♪</i>

933
00:52:58,291 --> 00:52:59,583
<i>♪ Big bad Dolemite ♪</i>

934
00:53:00,208 --> 00:53:02,125
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

935
00:53:02,208 --> 00:53:04,500
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

936
00:53:04,583 --> 00:53:06,208
What y'all think of that?

937
00:53:09,625 --> 00:53:12,750
Uh, Rudy, you're very persuasive.
We admire your passion.

938
00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:16,583
You gotta understand, Rudy.
You're not just asking for a loan here.

939
00:53:16,666 --> 00:53:19,875
You're asking for an advance
on future royalties.

940
00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:22,750
We'll do it, it's no risk to us,
but if you blow it,

941
00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:25,083
we're gonna own your records
till the end of time.

942
00:53:27,958 --> 00:53:30,666
Well, I know all that, but...

943
00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:35,166
I'm gonna bet on myself. Ain't nobody
gonna put me on the screen 'cept for me,

944
00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,708
and everybody I talked to
say they wanna see a Dolemite movie.

945
00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:40,750
Well, you understand
you're not supposed to make a movie

946
00:53:40,833 --> 00:53:42,833
for the five square blocks
of people you know.

947
00:53:44,583 --> 00:53:46,583
Well, that's fine with me,

948
00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:50,125
'cause every city in America
got them same five blocks,

949
00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:52,375
and those folks is gonna love it.

950
00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:01,958
This is the spot?

951
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,541
Man, wait till you see this.

952
00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:12,500
Behold. The Dunbar Hotel.

953
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,458
Holy shit.

954
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:26,250
-This place is overrun with junkies.
-But we gonna clear 'em all out, man.

955
00:54:26,333 --> 00:54:29,458
Look, they had Universal Studios,
you got MGM Studios,

956
00:54:29,541 --> 00:54:32,333
and this is gonna be Dolemite Studios.

957
00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:34,333
-What?
-Yeah, man. Look at this.

958
00:54:34,416 --> 00:54:37,625
It got rooms for days. It just keeps
all over the place. Look at that.

959
00:54:37,708 --> 00:54:39,833
Everything we need.
We could build all our sets here.

960
00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:44,208
We could do Willie Green's massage parlor,
Queen Bee's whorehouse.

961
00:54:44,291 --> 00:54:46,416
Man, they even got a fucking club in here.

962
00:54:47,916 --> 00:54:50,791
-Rudy, you can't afford this place.
<i>-</i>I ain't gonna buy it.

963
00:54:50,875 --> 00:54:52,458
I ain't gonna have to rent it, neither.

964
00:54:52,541 --> 00:54:55,333
I went to the landlord and found out
that he got the BVDs up his ass

965
00:54:55,416 --> 00:54:58,416
about all these dopeheads in here.
I offered to clear 'em all out.

966
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:01,541
I said I'd come on and do it for free
as the caretaker.

967
00:55:04,083 --> 00:55:06,250
Get that mattress up there

968
00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:09,125
and get that blanket up off there
and get all that.

969
00:55:09,208 --> 00:55:11,875
Get all that dust and shit
up off the ground, too.

970
00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:14,583
Y'all left a whole lot of shit up there
up on that counter.

971
00:55:14,666 --> 00:55:16,875
Did I ask about the dough I never got?

972
00:55:23,041 --> 00:55:24,166
One, two.

973
00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:35,500
Uh-uh. We ain't going shoppin'.
That's for the movie.

974
00:55:35,583 --> 00:55:37,416
Come on now.
Put that shit back on the rack.

975
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,416
Hey, make sure you do
the Dolemite bedroom on the second floor.

976
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,208
Make sure you do that kind of stylish.

977
00:55:42,291 --> 00:55:45,166
With red carpets and red drapes,
red bedspread, you know?

978
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:46,916
Make it real comfortable in there, too.

979
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,541
'Cause after we shoot in the day,
I'm gonna be sleeping in there.

980
00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:53,208
-Come again. You gon'--
-Man, after I pay for the film and camera,

981
00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:56,833
I can't afford my apartment no more.
I got to move in this motherfucker.

982
00:56:04,583 --> 00:56:07,375
-You said we were going to a sound stage.
-I know. I--

983
00:56:08,041 --> 00:56:09,875
I don't know what the hell this is.

984
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:13,791
-Jerry.
-Hey, you made it.

985
00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:17,166
Hey, Rudy. Rudy, man, these are the kids
I was telling you about.

986
00:56:17,250 --> 00:56:19,708
-Oh.
-Good to see you, Nick. Glad you made it.

987
00:56:19,791 --> 00:56:20,958
Hey.

988
00:56:21,541 --> 00:56:24,875
Dolemite is my name,
and fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game.

989
00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,500
Oh, right. Right.

990
00:56:26,583 --> 00:56:31,750
Nick von Sternberg is my name,
and UCLA Film-- Film School

991
00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,041
is the place that I-- It's my school.

992
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,916
-Jerry I met at the acting class.
- I was his acting teacher.

993
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,333
I gotta tell you,
you gotta see this kid's short films.

994
00:56:40,416 --> 00:56:41,625
He's amazing, man. Outstanding.

995
00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:44,625
He look like one of them
Alfred Hitchcock motherfuckers.

996
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:47,125
That's very kind of you. Um...

997
00:56:47,208 --> 00:56:49,833
um, currently, though,
we're looking for the-- the UPM or an AD.

998
00:56:49,916 --> 00:56:52,208
I'm curious, are we filming
on Panavision or Arri?

999
00:56:52,291 --> 00:56:53,875
Oh, son.

1000
00:56:53,958 --> 00:56:57,333
We don't know all that technical stuff.
We don't know a lot about that stuff.

1001
00:56:57,416 --> 00:56:59,458
We got a really dedicated crew here,
you know,

1002
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:01,916
but the truth is, ain't nobody
been on a movie set before,

1003
00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:06,250
so we don't know all that technical stuff
like lights and sound and camera.

1004
00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,541
-You know, we don't know that.
-Of course.

1005
00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:10,458
All right, let me show you
Dolemite Studio.

1006
00:57:10,541 --> 00:57:12,916
Come on over here.
Look at Dolemite Studio, y'all.

1007
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,625
This where it all happen.
Yeah, this the epicenter, nucleus.

1008
00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,666
Why we need these white boys
tellin' us what to do?

1009
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:22,000
Use your head, Ben. Don't none of us
know what the fuck we're doing.

1010
00:57:22,083 --> 00:57:24,000
If we're gonna make a movie,
we need movie people.

1011
00:57:24,083 --> 00:57:26,375
Don't matter
if they black, white or polka-dot.

1012
00:57:26,458 --> 00:57:28,333
Well, I ain't takin' orders from them.

1013
00:57:28,416 --> 00:57:31,708
You don't have to. You're the caterer.
So just feed the honkies, okay?

1014
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,375
You're welcome, sweetie.

1015
00:57:43,291 --> 00:57:45,000
Lights already set up, fellas.

1016
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:54,125
Mirrors on every wall.
Where am I supposed to hide my lights?

1017
00:57:58,791 --> 00:58:02,833
Ceiling is eight foot tall.
This is... This is impossible.

1018
00:58:02,916 --> 00:58:05,708
Nick? There's no juice.

1019
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:10,208
Okay, check the downstairs panels,
see if there's juice down there.

1020
00:58:10,291 --> 00:58:13,000
Oh, no, no, no. Ain't no electricity.

1021
00:58:13,083 --> 00:58:16,125
Ain't no running water, neither. That's
how I got a good deal on this building.

1022
00:58:16,208 --> 00:58:18,250
So how do I power my lights, Rudy?

1023
00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:22,666
Why come somebody can't just
climb up this pole here

1024
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:24,166
and steal it from next door?

1025
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,500
I'm on it.

1026
00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,041
Rudy. Rudy.

1027
00:58:34,791 --> 00:58:36,166
Is that the DP?

1028
00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:41,041
-Is that the what?
<i>-</i>The DP. Director of photography.

1029
00:58:41,125 --> 00:58:43,708
Oh, yeah, that's him.
That's our director of photography.

1030
00:58:43,791 --> 00:58:45,750
How old is that cat, man?

1031
00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:46,875
I don't know.

1032
00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:48,625
Sixteen.

1033
00:58:49,291 --> 00:58:52,000
-Twenty.
-Oh, Rudy, Rudy, Rudy.

1034
00:58:52,750 --> 00:58:55,333
Do you have any idea
what you doing, man?

1035
00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:59,458
Look, man, you need a DP
that knows how to shoot black peoples.

1036
00:58:59,541 --> 00:59:03,041
Whoa. Whoa, man. That's some
racist shit you talking about.

1037
00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:05,666
No, it's not. It's not racist.
It's a fact.

1038
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:09,291
Look, look, look.
Black people absorb light.

1039
00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:12,083
White people reflect light.

1040
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:15,791
This is cinemagical reality.

1041
00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:22,083
Another reality is this room is giving me
a headache. What else we got?

1042
00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:26,250
- Oh.
- Shit.

1043
00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,291
Goddamn.

1044
00:59:28,375 --> 00:59:30,708
Yeah, we gotta
get these floors fixed, Jimmy.

1045
00:59:31,416 --> 00:59:33,708
I mean, is anything around here useful?

1046
00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:36,166
Anything?

1047
00:59:45,791 --> 00:59:46,875
Oh, shit.

1048
01:00:06,416 --> 01:00:08,708
-Yeah.
-You did it.

1049
01:00:08,791 --> 01:00:11,500
All right, man, we in production.

1050
01:00:11,583 --> 01:00:14,291
It just feels like too much.
There's a cop on every page.

1051
01:00:14,375 --> 01:00:16,416
-I gotta do some cuts.
-All right, get some sleep.

1052
01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:18,333
We'll take care of it tomorrow.

1053
01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:20,291
-All right.
-We're gonna kill this shit tomorrow.

1054
01:00:20,375 --> 01:00:21,708
Absolutely. I'll see you tomorrow.

1055
01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:24,125
We gonna have a good first day
tomorrow. Go get some sleep.

1056
01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:26,500
-Good night.
-All right, good night, mama. <i>Arigato.</i>

1057
01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,166
'Night, man.

1058
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:30,791
Ah, shit.

1059
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:35,666
Rudy, um, I'm scared about tomorrow.

1060
01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,958
Oh, don't be scared. It's gonna be
just like when we went up onstage.

1061
01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,958
No, it ain't, Rudy. I don't even like
getting my picture taken.

1062
01:00:43,041 --> 01:00:45,375
I'm always trying to suck in
my motherfucking gut

1063
01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:46,875
so I can look the best I can.

1064
01:00:46,958 --> 01:00:50,750
And I talked to that, uh,
long-haired boy with the camera.

1065
01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:51,916
He said in the movies,

1066
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:56,250
it's like they taking a picture
24 times per second.

1067
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:59,250
-Yeah, but that--
-No, 24 times, Rudy?

1068
01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:02,541
And then that picture
fucking lasts forever and ever,

1069
01:01:02,625 --> 01:01:04,041
long past you dead and gone.

1070
01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:06,125
I don't know about this shit, nigga.

1071
01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,458
"Twenty-four hours
to get out of town, Willie Green.

1072
01:01:19,416 --> 01:01:22,958
Willie Green, I'm giving you 24 hours
to get out of town.

1073
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:26,583
And-- And 23 of 'em is already gone.

1074
01:01:26,666 --> 01:01:29,916
Willie Green, I'm giving you 24 hours
to get out of town.

1075
01:01:30,375 --> 01:01:33,125
And 23 of 'em is already gone."
That's good.

1076
01:01:34,166 --> 01:01:37,541
"You got 24 hours to get out of town,
and twenty--

1077
01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:39,625
twenty-three--"

1078
01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:46,791
You got 24 hours to get out of town,
and 23 is already gone, motherfucker.

1079
01:01:48,791 --> 01:01:50,041
Twenty-three is--

1080
01:01:59,208 --> 01:02:00,875
You dirty motherfucker.

1081
01:02:01,791 --> 01:02:05,958
You told me I wasn't shit, huh?
You the one that ain't shit.

1082
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:07,833
Look at me now, motherfucker.

1083
01:02:09,708 --> 01:02:12,000
Wanna know who I am? I'm Dolemite.

1084
01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:15,041
Fucking farmer.

1085
01:02:15,916 --> 01:02:20,333
Dolemite is my name,
and fucking up motherfuckers is my game,

1086
01:02:20,416 --> 01:02:25,583
you no-business-born,
rat-soup-eating, insecure motherfucker.

1087
01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:39,000
Dolemite is my name,
and fucking up motherfuckers is my game.

1088
01:02:41,166 --> 01:02:47,458
No-business-born, insecure,
junkyard-rat-soup-eating motherfucker!

1089
01:02:50,541 --> 01:02:52,500
<i>♪ Down and out ♪</i>

1090
01:02:52,583 --> 01:02:58,375
<i>♪ I mean when you down and out ♪ </i>

1091
01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,250
<i>That seems to work just fine.</i>

1092
01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:02,583
So, how'd you find yourself
on this production?

1093
01:03:02,666 --> 01:03:06,916
-Oh, well, actually, I'm Rudy's protegée.
-Ah.

1094
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:10,708
Yeah. I think, um,
what they call in Hollywood, um...

1095
01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:12,458
an ingenue.

1096
01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:14,208
-Ah.
-Yeah. Mm-hmm.

1097
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,125
How did you become a part of this film?

1098
01:03:16,208 --> 01:03:17,125
Well--

1099
01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:21,875
I sort of specialize in playing
the bad white guy around town.

1100
01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:24,666
-Mm-hmm.
-All the black shows need a heavy.

1101
01:03:24,750 --> 01:03:28,166
I played the plantation owner
at the Ebony Showcase.

1102
01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:31,333
I played a Southern lyncher
at the Cultural Center.

1103
01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:35,333
And I played a rapist
at the Wilshire Ebell.

1104
01:03:35,916 --> 01:03:41,208
Okay. So you just basically figured out
what you're good at, huh?

1105
01:03:43,541 --> 01:03:45,208
This scene makes no fucking sense.

1106
01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:46,666
Why don't it make sense?

1107
01:03:46,750 --> 01:03:50,916
Why would the warden release the prisoner
so that he can go undercover?

1108
01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:53,625
Because there is a drug issue
in the neighborhood.

1109
01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:55,625
We're dealing with society.
We're keepin' it real.

1110
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:58,750
Aw, come on, man. Come on.

1111
01:03:59,625 --> 01:04:01,291
Look, you cats is pretending.

1112
01:04:01,958 --> 01:04:06,583
You pretending like the warden
is a policeman, but he ain't.

1113
01:04:06,666 --> 01:04:08,291
Wardens don't investigate.

1114
01:04:08,375 --> 01:04:11,875
You forgetting that the warden
is working with the governor!

1115
01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:14,125
-Thank you.
-Who gives a shit?

1116
01:04:14,208 --> 01:04:15,541
How's it make any sense?

1117
01:04:15,625 --> 01:04:18,625
Because the governor
is friends with Queen Bee.

1118
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:23,666
Jibber. Jabber.

1119
01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:25,291
-What?
-Jibber-jabber.

1120
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:27,083
-How is it jibber-jabber?
-How is that?

1121
01:04:27,166 --> 01:04:29,083
You telling me
that just because the governor

1122
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:31,833
is tight with the woman
that own the whorehouse

1123
01:04:31,916 --> 01:04:34,541
that he make the prison
release her friend?

1124
01:04:34,625 --> 01:04:35,750
Yes!

1125
01:04:37,583 --> 01:04:40,208
Fuck it. Y'all do what you wanna do.

1126
01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:44,208
-What do you think about the lighting?
-Why don't we turn off all of the lights?

1127
01:04:44,291 --> 01:04:46,166
That way, we don't have to
look at the scene.

1128
01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,416
-Hey, man, that ain't cool.
-Ow. Ow.

1129
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,125
I know you Mr. Big Time,

1130
01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,750
but the rest of us ain't never done
no shit like this before.

1131
01:04:52,833 --> 01:04:55,916
I'm paying for this whole goddamn thing,
and I ain't got no fucking ego about it.

1132
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,750
If a box need to get moved,
I will move the box,

1133
01:04:58,833 --> 01:04:59,875
and if the crew get hungry,

1134
01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:02,083
I go downstairs
and start making sandwiches.

1135
01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:06,041
'Cause we are here to work together
to make a movie!

1136
01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:11,458
It's cool, baby. No smoke, man.
Everything cool.

1137
01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:16,916
Scene two--warden's office.
Take one marker.

1138
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,000
Action.

1139
01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:21,000
Sit down, Dolemite.

1140
01:05:22,958 --> 01:05:25,333
You know Mama Queen Bee here,
I'm sure.

1141
01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:27,541
For damn near two years,

1142
01:05:27,625 --> 01:05:30,000
she's been bugging me
about your innocence.

1143
01:05:30,666 --> 01:05:32,750
And you know the funny thing?

1144
01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:33,875
I believe her.

1145
01:05:34,916 --> 01:05:38,791
We've stumbled onto some facts
that may set you free.

1146
01:05:43,791 --> 01:05:46,375
Now, you're a gambling man, aren't you?

1147
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:51,208
It depends on the game, Warden,
and how high the stakes are.

1148
01:05:52,666 --> 01:05:54,791
Well, I might as well level with you.

1149
01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:59,666
The game is rough,
and the stake is your life.

1150
01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:09,583
Damn, that was so real!

1151
01:06:09,666 --> 01:06:12,458
You see how he was staring at me?
I got a chill down my back.

1152
01:06:12,541 --> 01:06:14,333
Man, that was some good shit.

1153
01:06:14,416 --> 01:06:17,666
This gonna be a good scene.
Man, I can't wait to watch this movie.

1154
01:06:17,791 --> 01:06:19,166
Hey, when can we watch the movie?

1155
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,625
-Cut.
- Cut!

1156
01:06:21,708 --> 01:06:23,041
Cut! Cut!

1157
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,625
Scene three--take one marker.

1158
01:06:28,708 --> 01:06:30,250
-Action.

1159
01:06:31,625 --> 01:06:32,625
Hold it, Dolemite.

1160
01:06:35,041 --> 01:06:36,041
What do you want?

1161
01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:37,916
FBI.

1162
01:06:39,916 --> 01:06:41,833
What do you want, man?
Where's your warrant at?

1163
01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:44,666
This badge is my warrant.
Open up the trunk.

1164
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,041
There's nothing in my trunk, man.

1165
01:06:49,125 --> 01:06:50,375
Open the trunk!

1166
01:06:54,125 --> 01:06:56,541
That shit ain't mine.
I don't know how it got in there.

1167
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,458
You going to jail for a long time.

1168
01:07:01,541 --> 01:07:03,333
You gonna have to take me!

1169
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,666
Cut! Cut. Cut.

1170
01:07:24,583 --> 01:07:26,416
Is there any angle
that you could shoot this

1171
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:28,541
where it looks
like he's actually kicking him?

1172
01:07:30,250 --> 01:07:31,708
There's no such angle.

1173
01:07:35,250 --> 01:07:36,333
Roll it.

1174
01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:38,583
Goddamn it.

1175
01:07:39,416 --> 01:07:40,250
Action!

1176
01:07:45,833 --> 01:07:47,708
I don't understand this cat.

1177
01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,416
He pretending like he know karate.

1178
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:53,666
Pretending like he could be a sex machine.

1179
01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:56,708
Like a little kid playin' dress-up.

1180
01:08:01,041 --> 01:08:04,458
-What planet is this cat on?
- That's for fucking with me,

1181
01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:09,750
you no-business-born, insecure,
junkyard-rat-soup-eating motherfuckers!

1182
01:08:21,458 --> 01:08:23,166
- Cut!

1183
01:08:30,625 --> 01:08:31,666
How was that?

1184
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,041
I see no reason to do... it again.

1185
01:08:38,708 --> 01:08:40,166
Was it good as <i>Shaft?</i>

1186
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:46,166
<i>♪ Oh, he's bad ♪</i>

1187
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:48,791
<i>♪ Badass ♪</i>

1188
01:08:48,875 --> 01:08:50,583
<i>♪ Man is outta sight ♪</i>

1189
01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:51,791
<i>♪ Ooh-ee ♪</i>

1190
01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:56,791
<i>♪ He's a tough son of a gun, y'all ♪</i>

1191
01:08:56,875 --> 01:08:59,208
<i>♪ He's Dolemite ♪</i>

1192
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:04,875
<i>♪ I-I-I heard of his coming ♪</i>

1193
01:09:04,958 --> 01:09:07,791
<i>♪ Even before his time ♪</i>

1194
01:09:07,875 --> 01:09:09,666
<i>♪ And I ain't lying, listen ♪</i>

1195
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:12,083
<i>♪ On the day that he was born ♪</i>

1196
01:09:12,166 --> 01:09:13,750
<i>♪ His pappy wore a sign ♪</i>

1197
01:09:13,833 --> 01:09:15,833
<i>♪ Saying Dolemite is here ♪</i>

1198
01:09:15,916 --> 01:09:20,333
<i>♪ And this bad, bad brother is mine ♪</i>

1199
01:09:20,416 --> 01:09:22,541
<i>♪Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

1200
01:09:22,625 --> 01:09:23,833
<i>♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1201
01:09:23,916 --> 01:09:26,791
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪ </i>

1202
01:09:26,875 --> 01:09:28,541
Come on, Jimmy. Go faster, man.

1203
01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:31,916
Come on, man. I-I borrowed this
from my cousin off the lot.

1204
01:09:32,000 --> 01:09:35,166
-I told him I won't get a scratch on it.
-Don't go scratching on it.

1205
01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,625
Just make it go faster, man.
Come on now. We rolling.

1206
01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:41,166
-Big car-chase scene--take one!

1207
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:45,250
Rudy, I dunno nothin' about this
stunt-driving shit, man. This a Cadillac.

1208
01:09:45,333 --> 01:09:47,125
Step on it and step on it quick!

1209
01:09:47,208 --> 01:09:49,666
Burn some rubber
'cause we gonna deal with this prick!

1210
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:51,541
Drive, nigga, drive!

1211
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:55,458
Man, that's it, man!

1212
01:09:55,541 --> 01:09:58,166
- All right!
-Drive, nigga, drive!

1213
01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:02,375
Drive, nigga, drive!

1214
01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:07,333
-They're going too fast.
-We need the speed for the puddle splash.

1215
01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:08,416
Puddle splash?

1216
01:10:09,250 --> 01:10:11,875
Oh, shit! Oh, no!

1217
01:10:11,958 --> 01:10:15,083
-Oh, I'm brown sugar. I melt.
-Perfect.

1218
01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:17,375
I ain't seen
no puddle splash in the script.

1219
01:10:17,458 --> 01:10:19,166
Where's the puddle splash at?

1220
01:10:19,250 --> 01:10:21,791
<i>♪ So won't you stop ♪</i>

1221
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:22,916
♪ <i>Look and listen ♪</i>

1222
01:10:23,000 --> 01:10:26,416
<i>♪ While I run down the man's pedigree ♪</i>

1223
01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:27,916
♪ <i>Hey, hey ♪</i>

1224
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,166
<i>♪ Oh, he's cold and bold ♪</i>

1225
01:10:30,250 --> 01:10:32,291
<i>♪ No heart in his soul ♪</i>

1226
01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:33,916
<i>♪ He's rough and ready... ♪</i>

1227
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,625
I've been wantin' to see me a honky dance.

1228
01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,583
-Please. Please.
-Dance, motherfucker!

1229
01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,875
<i>♪ Man is dynamite ♪</i>

1230
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:48,166
<i>♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1231
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:50,208
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1232
01:10:50,291 --> 01:10:52,083
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1233
01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:53,375
<i>♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1234
01:10:53,458 --> 01:10:55,500
<i>-♪ Yeah, yeah, all right ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1235
01:11:00,708 --> 01:11:02,208
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1236
01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:03,500
Take one marker.

1237
01:11:04,916 --> 01:11:07,666
I've been told beauty
need to be in front of the camera.

1238
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:10,625
-They about to blow the car.
-They ain't gonna blow that up. Listen--

1239
01:11:10,708 --> 01:11:12,416
Going hot.

1240
01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:14,291
-Going hot?
-Action!

1241
01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:15,458
Who's going hot?

1242
01:11:15,541 --> 01:11:18,041
He think he bad and ain't got no class.

1243
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:22,458
I'm gonna wrap this shotgun
up his motherfucking ass.

1244
01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:23,458
-Three...
-Hot? What?

1245
01:11:23,541 --> 01:11:25,708
-...two, one!
-That's my cousin's car.

1246
01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:30,041
Goddamn.

1247
01:11:31,875 --> 01:11:33,916
-Holy...
-Shit.

1248
01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:36,791
-Bravo.
-<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1249
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:39,541
-Damn!
-<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1250
01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:41,458
Fuck a dead duck!

1251
01:11:41,541 --> 01:11:42,791
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1252
01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:45,708
-Payday, man. Have a happy Fourth of July.
-<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1253
01:11:45,791 --> 01:11:48,208
- Thank you very much.
-Yeah, man. Happy Fourth.

1254
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:51,125
Happy Fourth, man. All right.

1255
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,750
Tomorrow's the big day.

1256
01:11:56,541 --> 01:11:58,000
What you talking about, Ben?

1257
01:11:58,083 --> 01:12:00,083
Tomorrow--your big sex scene.

1258
01:12:00,791 --> 01:12:02,666
You slick, man,
putting that scene in the movie

1259
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:05,375
-just so you could fuck the white girl.
-Don't be nervous.

1260
01:12:06,458 --> 01:12:08,708
Guess that's why you the boss.

1261
01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:12,000
Ben, you know, we ain't really fuckin'.
It's, you know, pretend.

1262
01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:13,416
Whatever you say, boss.

1263
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,791
-Good night, Mr. Moore.
-'Night, ladies.

1264
01:12:27,125 --> 01:12:28,125
Yeah.

1265
01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:32,416
Don't let that fire hit...

1266
01:12:35,208 --> 01:12:37,291
Why in the fuck did Jerry
have to put this sex scene

1267
01:12:37,375 --> 01:12:38,458
in the middle of this movie?

1268
01:12:38,541 --> 01:12:42,875
Because you the leading man, nigga,
and you have all these half-naked girls.

1269
01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:45,958
Shit, the folks gonna wanna see you
fuck one or two of 'em at least.

1270
01:12:46,666 --> 01:12:51,125
I could put my foot in somebody's ass,
and I could be funny, but...

1271
01:12:51,208 --> 01:12:54,875
I ain't no Billy Dee Williams, you know?
I got this big ol' belly.

1272
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:58,375
Everybody gonna be standing around.
I don't know what to do.

1273
01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:02,291
When my ex used to try to
climb on top of me to bust a nut,

1274
01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:05,000
I would check the fuck out
till the shit was over.

1275
01:13:05,083 --> 01:13:07,125
And in the meantime,
I tried to amuse myself,

1276
01:13:07,208 --> 01:13:10,625
so I'd just pretend that he was fuckin'
some mangy-ass donkey we had,

1277
01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:14,041
and I be just sitting there
laughing and laughing...

1278
01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:17,666
and his dumb ass
didn't even know the goddamn difference.

1279
01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:19,666
Lady Reed, that ain't help me at all.

1280
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:25,791
I don't know. Maybe I'm just saying
it don't have to be all sexy and serious.

1281
01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,208
You know, maybe it could...

1282
01:13:30,541 --> 01:13:31,541
It can be funny.

1283
01:13:32,416 --> 01:13:34,458
Exactly. It could be funny.

1284
01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:44,416
Sex scene--take one.

1285
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:21,708
Act-ion.

1286
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:23,875
Ooh.

1287
01:14:23,958 --> 01:14:25,458
Give it to me, Dolemite.

1288
01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:27,625
Oh, yeah.

1289
01:14:28,375 --> 01:14:29,375
Ooh.

1290
01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:31,083
Yes.

1291
01:14:31,958 --> 01:14:35,291
Dolemite. Oh.

1292
01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:36,833
Oh, give it to me.

1293
01:14:38,208 --> 01:14:39,958
Yes! Oh!

1294
01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:42,500
Oh, give it to me.

1295
01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:49,291
Oh. Oh, Dolemite. Oh, yes.

1296
01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:52,250
-Put your weight on it!
-Ooh, Dolemite, give it to me.

1297
01:14:52,333 --> 01:14:55,208
Oh, Dolemite. Yes!

1298
01:14:58,583 --> 01:14:59,583
Oh, yes.

1299
01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:02,875
-Yes.
<i>-</i>Put your weight on it!

1300
01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:08,750
Yes!

1301
01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:12,125
Blow that shit up.

1302
01:15:24,958 --> 01:15:25,958
Cut.

1303
01:15:32,625 --> 01:15:33,500
Yes!

1304
01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,791
What-- What happened?

1305
01:15:39,291 --> 01:15:43,125
I wrote a tender,
realistic love scene, okay?

1306
01:15:43,208 --> 01:15:46,083
My whole goal with this movie
was to tell it like it is.

1307
01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:48,625
I dunno if it was tender,
I dunno if it was sexy,

1308
01:15:48,708 --> 01:15:50,916
but it was funny as fuck.

1309
01:15:55,958 --> 01:15:56,916
Ooh, Lord.

1310
01:15:57,833 --> 01:15:59,208
- Two!

1311
01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,458
-Three!
-Hyah.

1312
01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:01,583
-Four!
-Hyah.

1313
01:16:01,666 --> 01:16:02,541
Five.

1314
01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:04,500
-One!
-Hyah.

1315
01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,750
-Two!
-Hyah.

1316
01:16:05,833 --> 01:16:08,500
-Three! Four!
-Rudy? We-- We gotta talk.

1317
01:16:08,583 --> 01:16:12,500
-Man, I'm trying to memorize this kung fu.
-I know. We got a real problem.

1318
01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:13,666
Hyah.

1319
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,041
- One!
- Hyah.

1320
01:16:15,125 --> 01:16:16,125
-Two!
-Hyah.

1321
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:17,375
-Three!
-Hyah.

1322
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:18,583
-Four!
-Hyah.

1323
01:16:18,666 --> 01:16:19,875
We ran out of film.

1324
01:16:21,208 --> 01:16:23,958
Man, what you talking about?
What happened to all them little pieces?

1325
01:16:24,041 --> 01:16:26,500
I know. The short ends.
We used them all and--

1326
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:27,625
Hyah. Hyah.

1327
01:16:27,708 --> 01:16:29,041
Look, I spoke to the crew.

1328
01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:31,708
They've been working under their rate
for a few weeks now.

1329
01:16:31,791 --> 01:16:33,958
And I've been working for free
for a few days,

1330
01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:37,875
and we're-- we're on your side,
but if there's no film in the camera...

1331
01:16:38,666 --> 01:16:40,916
-there's-- there's no movie.
- One!

1332
01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,208
-Hyah.
-Two!

1333
01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:43,625
-Hyah.
-One!

1334
01:16:43,708 --> 01:16:44,750
-Hyah.
-Two!

1335
01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:45,958
-Hyah.
-One!

1336
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:47,291
Hyah!

1337
01:16:47,375 --> 01:16:50,750
Another ten grand's not that simple, Rudy.
It's a lot of fucking money.

1338
01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:53,708
If this thing flops, you're working
for free for the rest of your life.

1339
01:16:53,791 --> 01:16:56,041
Oh, like I'm-a be y'all's slave then, huh?

1340
01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:58,750
-Oh, come on.
-Don't go there, Rudy.

1341
01:16:58,833 --> 01:17:01,833
You created this situation.
Don't you go there.

1342
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,166
Did you put in any contingency
for overruns?

1343
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:07,916
Editing? Post?

1344
01:17:10,291 --> 01:17:13,083
If that means mo' money,
then, no, I'm busted.

1345
01:17:14,208 --> 01:17:17,625
But I can't go back there and tell 'em
to stop now. It'll crush everybody.

1346
01:17:18,458 --> 01:17:21,208
Everybody put so much
into this fucking movie, man.

1347
01:17:21,291 --> 01:17:24,541
I don't wanna let 'em down like that.
Come on, man. We just an inch away.

1348
01:17:24,625 --> 01:17:26,958
Let us finish this fucking movie, please.

1349
01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:33,666
Okay, Rudy.

1350
01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:38,125
-All right. Okay.
-Rudy. You all right?

1351
01:17:38,208 --> 01:17:40,041
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.

1352
01:17:41,041 --> 01:17:41,916
Straight.

1353
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:53,333
You know, I worked with this actor once
on <i>Rosemary's Baby.</i>

1354
01:17:53,416 --> 01:17:55,041
It's John Cassavetes.

1355
01:17:56,125 --> 01:17:57,583
He makes movies, too.

1356
01:17:58,750 --> 01:18:01,125
Down and dirty just like you, man.

1357
01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:02,875
Yeah, I get it, D'Urville. You big time.

1358
01:18:02,958 --> 01:18:05,500
Yeah, man, he put up his last dime
to get it done.

1359
01:18:05,583 --> 01:18:07,708
Whatever it take to get it done.

1360
01:18:07,791 --> 01:18:09,291
Yeah, man, we gonna get it done.

1361
01:18:09,375 --> 01:18:11,375
No, look, man. You ain't listening to me.

1362
01:18:12,833 --> 01:18:16,708
Whatever you've been feeling
about me, about the money men,

1363
01:18:16,791 --> 01:18:19,291
about anybody who's ever doubted you...

1364
01:18:20,458 --> 01:18:22,500
I want you to use it.

1365
01:18:24,791 --> 01:18:26,833
Connect to it, man.

1366
01:18:26,916 --> 01:18:31,083
Dig down inside, connect to it,
and use it.

1367
01:18:31,166 --> 01:18:32,208
Put it on camera.

1368
01:18:34,208 --> 01:18:36,583
Yeah. Use it, baby.

1369
01:18:37,458 --> 01:18:38,500
Use it.

1370
01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:30,291
Dolemite.

1371
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:32,625
Come sit down.

1372
01:19:34,458 --> 01:19:35,833
Have a drink with us.

1373
01:19:37,750 --> 01:19:41,791
Willie Green, I'm giving you 24 hours
to get out of town,

1374
01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:43,833
and 23 done already passed.

1375
01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:46,916
You cheated me.

1376
01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:49,625
I want a new deal.

1377
01:19:50,375 --> 01:19:51,375
Partners.

1378
01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:55,375
You're really good at your business.

1379
01:19:55,458 --> 01:19:59,250
You handle the business,
I'll handle the heat.

1380
01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:01,666
What do you say?

1381
01:20:02,291 --> 01:20:03,291
Fuck you, man.

1382
01:20:11,041 --> 01:20:13,291
-Give me the gun.

1383
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,500
Give me the gun!

1384
01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:18,541
I'm gonna kill Dolemite!

1385
01:20:19,791 --> 01:20:21,333
Don't want no sweat?

1386
01:20:21,416 --> 01:20:23,041
Turn this sucker out!

1387
01:20:29,916 --> 01:20:32,541
Fuck 'em up, girls!

1388
01:20:32,625 --> 01:20:35,041
-Hyah!
<i>-</i>Fight scene--take one.

1389
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,291
-Ah-yah.
-Fifty-five alpha, take one.

1390
01:21:02,791 --> 01:21:04,083
Alpha--take one.

1391
01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:08,000
Oh, yeah!

1392
01:21:16,666 --> 01:21:18,291
And stay down, motherfucker.

1393
01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:21,291
Yeah, come on, Willie.
Come on, Willie Green.

1394
01:21:27,041 --> 01:21:28,000
No, Willie Green!

1395
01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,125
Damn it. Cheap-ass...

1396
01:21:54,958 --> 01:21:57,166
Goddamn, Dolemite.

1397
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,958
Now it's off of you. It's on me.

1398
01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:23,041
And cut.

1399
01:22:27,291 --> 01:22:28,541
We done?

1400
01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:29,625
Mm-hmm.

1401
01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:34,416
We done.

1402
01:22:37,125 --> 01:22:40,458
That's it, y'all. We're done.
Thank God for that shit.

1403
01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:42,708
Oh, Lord, this was a living hell.

1404
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,833
I don't know how I got myself into this,
but they say sometimes you...

1405
01:22:45,916 --> 01:22:48,041
got to go through hell to get to heaven.

1406
01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:51,958
And that's exactly where I'm going.
I just got a call from <i>Black Caesar.</i>

1407
01:22:52,041 --> 01:22:54,333
Fred Williamson. He's my friend.

1408
01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:55,916
We're gonna do a real movie.

1409
01:22:58,583 --> 01:22:59,583
Damn.

1410
01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:03,625
So I wanted to say y'all did a good job.

1411
01:23:05,166 --> 01:23:07,541
Crew, stunt peoples...

1412
01:23:08,208 --> 01:23:09,208
whores.

1413
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:15,125
I'm going on now. I'll see y'all
at the-- at the premiere. Okay.

1414
01:23:22,375 --> 01:23:25,541
No, no, no.
Probably won't be a premiere, so...

1415
01:23:29,166 --> 01:23:30,666
Some bullshit.

1416
01:23:34,250 --> 01:23:36,333
- Man, fuck him.
-Yeah.

1417
01:23:36,416 --> 01:23:37,750
I like the movie.

1418
01:23:37,833 --> 01:23:41,458
Yeah, me too. Fuck,
I think the motherfucker was a four-star.

1419
01:23:41,541 --> 01:23:44,375
-Rudy, you did it. We made a movie.
-That's amazing shit.

1420
01:23:44,458 --> 01:23:45,500
Yeah, we did.

1421
01:23:45,583 --> 01:23:48,916
Wait, wait, wait, wait. It's not over
until you say, "That's a wrap."

1422
01:23:52,166 --> 01:23:53,625
All right, y'all, that's a wrap.

1423
01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:56,958
-No, no, no, no.
-Give us a Dolemite wrap.

1424
01:23:59,875 --> 01:24:02,166
That's a motherfuckin' wrap!

1425
01:24:04,916 --> 01:24:07,250
That's a no-business-born!

1426
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:08,333
Insecure!

1427
01:24:08,416 --> 01:24:11,916
Barnyard motherfuckin' wrap!

1428
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:13,583
Yeah!

1429
01:24:22,916 --> 01:24:25,916
I'm a bad motherfucker, dude.
We made a hell of a movie.

1430
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:30,416
Congratulations, y'all.
We made this motherfucking movie!

1431
01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:14,375
Comedian International.
How may I help you?

1432
01:25:15,875 --> 01:25:18,208
Oh, no, Mr. Moore is available.
One second, please.

1433
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:25,500
Yes, this is Rudy Ray Moore.
Who am I speaking with?

1434
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:30,125
Oh, yes, yes, yes. Did you get a chance
to review my production?

1435
01:25:31,625 --> 01:25:34,541
You did? Yes, okay. What--

1436
01:25:36,000 --> 01:25:37,583
Well, yes, it was a real movie.

1437
01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:40,666
It is a actual real movie,
and everybody got paid, yes.

1438
01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:43,458
Yes, very professional production. Right.

1439
01:25:44,083 --> 01:25:46,791
No, I learned-I learned kung fu
for the movie.

1440
01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:49,208
I didn't know kung fu
before I started the movie.

1441
01:25:49,958 --> 01:25:54,958
Yes. Oh, no, you-- Yeah, you're right.
This was Lady Reed's first production.

1442
01:25:55,041 --> 01:25:58,583
Right, this was her motion-picture debut.

1443
01:25:58,666 --> 01:25:59,666
Uh-huh.

1444
01:26:01,833 --> 01:26:02,791
Really?

1445
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:04,708
Oh, well.

1446
01:26:05,750 --> 01:26:09,416
Well, you know, we was gonna do
a fresh new edit on

1447
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:13,500
and was gonna change a couple of things
and a re-shoot for-for the ending.

1448
01:26:13,583 --> 01:26:14,958
Change the ending ar--

1449
01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:16,958
Right.

1450
01:26:18,375 --> 01:26:19,375
Okay.

1451
01:26:20,750 --> 01:26:23,750
All right, well, yeah.
No, we totally understand.

1452
01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:27,708
Yeah, man, thank you so much
for your consideration.

1453
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:46,666
Well... at least we had a good time.

1454
01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:48,458
You know what, Ben? Fuck you, man.

1455
01:26:48,541 --> 01:26:51,083
Your ass had fun 'cause you ain't
have to pay for all this shit.

1456
01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:52,750
I'm in debt up to my ears.

1457
01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:55,416
I gave all my record royalties
to the Bihari Brothers,

1458
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:57,333
and don't nobody want this damn movie.

1459
01:26:58,041 --> 01:26:59,541
Nigga, you got a whole lot of nerve

1460
01:26:59,625 --> 01:27:01,958
ordering a extra side of greens
at a time like this.

1461
01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:03,625
Pay for these fucking greens yourself.

1462
01:27:03,708 --> 01:27:05,958
In fact, you're gonna all start paying
for your own shit,

1463
01:27:06,041 --> 01:27:08,333
'cause I ain't no fucking endless faucet
of fucking money.

1464
01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:10,625
Here, you pay for them waffles,
you pay for that burger,

1465
01:27:10,708 --> 01:27:12,666
you pay for your shit,
your extra greens, nigga.

1466
01:27:12,750 --> 01:27:13,875
You're having strawberries.

1467
01:27:13,958 --> 01:27:16,791
You pay for your motherfucking
strawberries your damn self.

1468
01:27:16,875 --> 01:27:19,291
I don't understand your attitude.

1469
01:27:19,375 --> 01:27:22,750
I mean, it ain't like you ain't
never been told no before, Rudy.

1470
01:27:22,833 --> 01:27:26,208
-I mean, you're the comeback king, man.
-Yeah, when we doing stuff I know about.

1471
01:27:26,291 --> 01:27:28,833
Nightclubs and records.
Those is my world, okay?

1472
01:27:28,916 --> 01:27:31,958
A man slam a door in my face,
I just find another door.

1473
01:27:32,041 --> 01:27:33,333
Thought anybody could be a star.

1474
01:27:33,416 --> 01:27:37,791
But apparently don't nobody wanna see
our ugly black ass up on the screen!

1475
01:27:37,875 --> 01:27:40,041
Strawberry shortcake-eating motherfucker.

1476
01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:42,791
-Hey, man, I like strawberry-- Rudy!
- Come on, Rudy!

1477
01:27:43,708 --> 01:27:46,958
<i>Yes, I was born</i>
<i>in a barrel of butcher knives,</i>

1478
01:27:47,041 --> 01:27:50,375
then shot in the ass twice
with two Colt .45s.

1479
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:55,250
Yes, I been slapped by a bear
and bit by an eel.

1480
01:27:56,125 --> 01:27:59,375
I chew up railroad iron,
and I shit out steel.

1481
01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:07,958
Yes, I was kicked out of South America
for fucking steers.

1482
01:28:08,708 --> 01:28:11,791
<i>I fucked the she-elephant</i>
<i>till she broke down to tears.</i>

1483
01:28:15,625 --> 01:28:18,333
<i>I just can't believe</i>
<i>I'm back here on this grind.</i>

1484
01:28:19,625 --> 01:28:21,500
<i>I'm actually worse off than I was before,</i>

1485
01:28:21,583 --> 01:28:23,458
'cause I don't even own my records
no more.

1486
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:28,916
Now what kind of fool works so hard
to build something up like that

1487
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,500
and just throw the shit all away?

1488
01:28:30,583 --> 01:28:31,916
Ah-ah. Mm-mm.

1489
01:28:32,000 --> 01:28:35,708
No, Rudy. You ain't no fool now.
Watch your mouth.

1490
01:28:37,083 --> 01:28:39,083
I thought that movie
was gon' change everything,

1491
01:28:39,166 --> 01:28:40,875
make me a fucking star.

1492
01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:47,458
Well, you're still a star to me.

1493
01:28:51,375 --> 01:28:52,791
Okay.

1494
01:28:53,875 --> 01:28:55,125
Good night, Lady Reed.

1495
01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:56,791
<i>Good night, Rudy.</i>

1496
01:29:05,583 --> 01:29:10,625
<i>Bobby Vale in the Morning,</i>
WFKK, Indianapolis.

1497
01:29:10,708 --> 01:29:14,625
And we are so excited
to have Mr. Rudy Ray Moore,

1498
01:29:14,708 --> 01:29:18,083
the man, the legend,
the phenomenon in studio.

1499
01:29:18,166 --> 01:29:22,541
I'm looking right at him.
I'm sittin' with him right now,

1500
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:26,625
and he's gonna be in Indianapolis
all week performing at Gordy's Lounge,

1501
01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:28,208
so give it up for Mr. Rudy Ray Moore.

1502
01:29:28,291 --> 01:29:30,833
All right, man.
Really happy to be here today.

1503
01:29:30,916 --> 01:29:34,125
Now, Rudy, I gotta ask you this
'cause I'm a hell of a fan.

1504
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:35,208
Yeah, man.

1505
01:29:35,291 --> 01:29:39,375
There's a rumor
that you made a Dolemite movie.

1506
01:29:39,458 --> 01:29:41,750
Is that true? And if it is,
when can we see this movie?

1507
01:29:41,833 --> 01:29:43,583
I wish I could answer the question, y'all,

1508
01:29:43,666 --> 01:29:47,541
but I really can't answer the question
at this time, 'cause I just don't know.

1509
01:29:48,791 --> 01:29:50,375
You're not gon' give us nothing?

1510
01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:54,291
I-I really can't really
give y'all the date--

1511
01:29:54,375 --> 01:29:55,416
A hint.

1512
01:29:56,041 --> 01:29:58,583
If I had a hint, I give it to y'all, man.
You know me.

1513
01:29:58,666 --> 01:30:00,083
You know if I had a date,

1514
01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:02,958
I'd tell y'all right now,
but I don't know nothin'.

1515
01:30:04,125 --> 01:30:08,416
Hey, we'll be right back
with Rudy Ray Moore.

1516
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:13,083
This is Bobby Vale, WFKK, Indianapolis.

1517
01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:23,291
What the fuck is your problem, man?

1518
01:30:23,375 --> 01:30:25,416
I'm tryin' to help you out.

1519
01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:28,458
I'm in here promoting you, and you won't
even answer my fuckin' questions.

1520
01:30:28,541 --> 01:30:31,041
Hey, look, Bobby.
I can't answer your goddamn question

1521
01:30:31,125 --> 01:30:34,000
'cause the movie
ain't never comin' out, okay?

1522
01:30:34,083 --> 01:30:37,166
-That don't make no sense.
-Yeah, but it's true. It's done.

1523
01:30:37,250 --> 01:30:40,958
Don't nobody wanna show the motherfucker.
I don't know what to do, man.

1524
01:30:41,958 --> 01:30:43,333
You know what?

1525
01:30:44,916 --> 01:30:47,125
I got a cousin

1526
01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:50,416
that manages a movie theater
called Uptown.

1527
01:30:51,291 --> 01:30:52,458
Maybe...

1528
01:30:53,750 --> 01:30:55,041
should give him a call.

1529
01:30:58,750 --> 01:30:59,791
But what's he gonna do?

1530
01:30:59,875 --> 01:31:03,583
I don't know. Maybe run it.
Play your damn movie. Fuck it. Can't hurt.

1531
01:31:04,375 --> 01:31:06,000
And we are back.

1532
01:31:14,791 --> 01:31:17,041
Now, we don't have
a midnight movie on Friday,

1533
01:31:17,125 --> 01:31:20,000
so I suppose we could do it then.

1534
01:31:20,083 --> 01:31:21,791
How does $500 sound?

1535
01:31:23,000 --> 01:31:24,916
That sounds fair. Perfect.

1536
01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:27,791
So, when can I receive my advance?

1537
01:31:27,875 --> 01:31:30,666
-What? Advance?
-The money. When you gonna pay me?

1538
01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:34,166
No. You see,
this is what they call four-walling.

1539
01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:38,541
Yeah. You pay me,
and then you get all the ticket sales.

1540
01:31:39,166 --> 01:31:40,916
We did it with <i>Billy Jack.</i>

1541
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:43,166
And I think we even did it
with <i>Grizzly Adams.</i>

1542
01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,666
Man, you could clean up
if you successful.

1543
01:31:48,083 --> 01:31:50,416
So I got to pay to show my movie?

1544
01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:57,250
Well, goddamn. Am I gonna get
some of the popcorn money?

1545
01:31:57,333 --> 01:32:01,291
Oh, that's mine.
But you get all the box office.

1546
01:32:01,375 --> 01:32:04,875
Now, if you promote the shit
out the movie--

1547
01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:07,000
aw, you could make some serious bread.

1548
01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:33,875
Toney. I need you to break
into a hotel right now.

1549
01:32:33,958 --> 01:32:35,500
The Dunbar, man!

1550
01:32:35,583 --> 01:32:38,083
Look, I need you to go up
into my bedroom in the Dunbar

1551
01:32:38,166 --> 01:32:41,666
and get all five reels
and put 'em on a plane tonight!

1552
01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:43,500
I need that movie in Indianapolis
right now!

1553
01:32:44,666 --> 01:32:46,791
Hey, my man. Hey, brother,
don't miss it. This Friday.

1554
01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:49,208
Uptown Theater.
Dolemite in person, live in person.

1555
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:52,291
That's me, Rudy Ray Moore, baby.
Come on down and check me out.

1556
01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,083
Ladies, come on down
to the Uptown Theater.

1557
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:56,875
Shit, we don't want you all up
into any damn movie with your tight ass.

1558
01:32:56,958 --> 01:32:58,375
You got the cutest little baby.

1559
01:32:58,458 --> 01:33:02,416
Hi, little baby. Jibbee, jibbee.
Come down to Dolemite Theater, all right?

1560
01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:05,541
Can't bring the baby, though.
Brother, come to the theater tomorrow.

1561
01:33:05,625 --> 01:33:11,291
<i>If you crave satisfaction,</i>
<i>this is the place to find that action.</i>

1562
01:33:11,375 --> 01:33:14,958
<i>Coming to the Uptown Theater</i>
<i>as its next attraction!</i>

1563
01:33:15,041 --> 01:33:18,791
<i>A movie guaranteed</i>
<i>to put your black ass in traction.</i>

1564
01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:21,583
<i>Dolemite! </i> <i>Dolemite!</i>

1565
01:33:21,666 --> 01:33:24,750
Hey, baby! Make sure
you get down there, mama!

1566
01:33:25,916 --> 01:33:28,250
Bobby Vale, WFKK.

1567
01:33:28,333 --> 01:33:32,750
We're givin' out two tickets
to the tenth caller to the Dolemite movie.

1568
01:33:32,833 --> 01:33:35,791
<i>Tonight. Midnight screening. That's right.</i>

1569
01:33:35,875 --> 01:33:38,416
<i>The </i>Dolemite <i>movie. It's like Christmas,</i>

1570
01:33:38,500 --> 01:33:41,375
except your daddy ain't drunk,
and your mama ain't cryin'.

1571
01:34:07,166 --> 01:34:08,166
Can I help you?

1572
01:34:08,250 --> 01:34:09,791
One ticket for <i>Dolemite.</i>

1573
01:34:11,166 --> 01:34:12,083
Come on, bro.

1574
01:34:12,166 --> 01:34:15,333
Okay, okay. Let me get six tickets.

1575
01:34:15,416 --> 01:34:17,791
Tired of paying
for y'all broke asses, man.

1576
01:34:17,875 --> 01:34:19,625
-And here's your change.

1577
01:34:22,166 --> 01:34:24,500
Okay, let's see...

1578
01:34:40,333 --> 01:34:41,333
Huh.

1579
01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:44,416
You about to make a whole lot of green.

1580
01:34:45,500 --> 01:34:48,208
Man, you about to sell
all your popcorn, nigga.

1581
01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:55,791
<i>My women is right on time.</i>

1582
01:34:55,875 --> 01:34:59,208
<i>You've been gone for so long.</i>
<i>Got a lot of warming up to do.</i>

1583
01:34:59,291 --> 01:35:02,291
<i>-No shit, baby.</i>
<i>-I can dig it.</i>

1584
01:35:02,375 --> 01:35:04,583
<i>Look at the shit they gave me</i>
<i>to get out of prison, man.</i>

1585
01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:06,708
<i>Glad y'all brought my clothes.</i>

1586
01:35:06,791 --> 01:35:09,666
<i>You bring me fucking cotton drawers.</i>
<i>I don't wear fucking cotton drawers.</i>

1587
01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:11,958
<i>-</i> Yeah.

1588
01:35:12,041 --> 01:35:15,125
<i>Quick! Burn some rubber</i>
<i>'cause we gonna deal with this prick.</i>

1589
01:35:15,208 --> 01:35:17,000
<i>Drive, nigga, drive!</i>

1590
01:35:18,041 --> 01:35:20,041
<i>Drive, nigga, drive!</i>

1591
01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:26,666
<i>I've been wantin' to see me</i>
<i>a honky dance.</i> <i>Dance, motherfucker!</i>

1592
01:35:26,750 --> 01:35:27,750
<i>Dance!</i>

1593
01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:31,000
<i>This motherfucker got rhythm,</i>
<i>haven't he?</i>

1594
01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:33,625
Rudy.

1595
01:35:37,666 --> 01:35:42,333
I'm a little confused.
Now, is this movie supposed to be funny?

1596
01:35:42,416 --> 01:35:44,916
I was expecting a <i>Shaft </i>kind of a thing.

1597
01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:48,541
Of course it's supposed to be funny.
They get it. That's why they're laughin'.

1598
01:35:48,625 --> 01:35:51,333
It's a comedy
and it's sexy and it's action.

1599
01:35:51,416 --> 01:35:53,375
It's a total entertainment experience.

1600
01:35:54,041 --> 01:35:55,458
<i>He made me do it!</i>

1601
01:35:55,541 --> 01:35:57,291
<i>Bitch, are you for real?</i>

1602
01:35:58,875 --> 01:36:01,000
<i>Kill him, Charlie!</i>

1603
01:36:14,541 --> 01:36:18,416
<i>♪ Ooh, man is dynamite ♪</i>

1604
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:20,625
<i>♪ Dolemite... ♪</i>

1605
01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:22,875
<i>Y'all don't believe I'd jump, huh?</i>

1606
01:36:22,958 --> 01:36:24,958
<i>So I did good shit.</i>

1607
01:36:27,041 --> 01:36:29,041
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1608
01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:31,291
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1609
01:36:31,375 --> 01:36:32,375
Yeah!

1610
01:36:32,458 --> 01:36:37,125
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1611
01:36:55,375 --> 01:36:57,791
What the fuckety fuck?

1612
01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:03,000
Hey, man. They said I got a call.

1613
01:37:05,166 --> 01:37:06,875
-Hello?
<i>-</i> <i>Is this Rudy?</i>

1614
01:37:06,958 --> 01:37:07,875
Rudy Ray Moore,

1615
01:37:07,958 --> 01:37:11,458
the mad genius who four-walled
the Uptown in Indianapolis,

1616
01:37:11,541 --> 01:37:13,416
-set a new house record?
<i>-Hey, man, hurry up.</i>

1617
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,250
I got a five-hour drive to my next gig.

1618
01:37:15,333 --> 01:37:16,625
-What's going on?
<i>-Hang on.</i>

1619
01:37:16,708 --> 01:37:19,916
You know how hard it was for me
to find this number? Is this your office?

1620
01:37:21,583 --> 01:37:22,625
Yeah, this my office.

1621
01:37:22,708 --> 01:37:24,833
<i>Well, I'm delighted</i>
<i>to finally speak with you.</i>

1622
01:37:24,916 --> 01:37:28,541
My name is Lawrence Woolner,
and I run Dimension Pictures.

1623
01:37:28,625 --> 01:37:30,250
<i>Dimension Pictures?</i>

1624
01:37:30,333 --> 01:37:32,791
Ain't y'all the rat soup-eating
motherfuckers that rejected me?

1625
01:37:32,875 --> 01:37:36,125
Uh, that's right. That's right.
We did, but, uh, well...

1626
01:37:37,500 --> 01:37:41,708
Hollywood is a fickle mistress,
and we got a pitch for you that I...

1627
01:37:41,791 --> 01:37:44,166
I think is gonna knock you
out of your seat.

1628
01:37:44,250 --> 01:37:48,375
Dimension Pictures International
would like to buy <i>Dolemite.</i>

1629
01:37:50,041 --> 01:37:51,416
What?

1630
01:38:10,541 --> 01:38:11,958
Yeah, we got appointment.

1631
01:38:16,000 --> 01:38:18,041
Hey, so, what we supposed to say?

1632
01:38:18,125 --> 01:38:21,083
Nothing. Nobody say a fucking word.
Just keep your mouths shut.

1633
01:38:21,166 --> 01:38:24,000
Only reason you're here is to make me
look like a legitimate organization.

1634
01:38:25,333 --> 01:38:28,375
You got hot sauce on your shirt.
Man, clean that shit off, nigga.

1635
01:38:28,458 --> 01:38:30,958
-Come on, get the shit together.
-Okay, okay, okay.

1636
01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:32,791
It's cool.

1637
01:38:36,458 --> 01:38:40,375
Gentlemen, ma'am,
we're thrilled to have you here.

1638
01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,708
I've brought the whole
Dimension Films team.

1639
01:38:42,791 --> 01:38:46,041
Yes, and these are my esteemed colleagues
from Generation International.

1640
01:38:46,125 --> 01:38:50,375
This is Miss Reed, Mr. Taylor,
Mr. Toney, and Mr. Lynch.

1641
01:38:50,458 --> 01:38:51,541
Pleasure.

1642
01:38:51,625 --> 01:38:55,625
Uh, sorry, I'm confused.
What is Generation International?

1643
01:38:55,708 --> 01:38:58,708
I thought you said your production company
was Comedian International.

1644
01:38:58,791 --> 01:39:02,625
Comedian International is
a subsidiary of Generation International.

1645
01:39:02,708 --> 01:39:05,625
Comedian International handles
my live bookings and audio recordings,

1646
01:39:05,708 --> 01:39:06,541
things like that.

1647
01:39:06,625 --> 01:39:10,958
Generation International,
they handle my cinematic output.

1648
01:39:11,916 --> 01:39:15,625
Okay, well...
We're here to talk about your movie.

1649
01:39:15,708 --> 01:39:18,041
We think
there's a golden opportunity here.

1650
01:39:18,125 --> 01:39:21,625
Look, one thing you need to explain to me
is why for come I need you?

1651
01:39:21,708 --> 01:39:25,500
'Cause far as I can see, man,
I'm doing pretty fuckin' good by myself.

1652
01:39:25,583 --> 01:39:27,375
Well, now, Rudy,

1653
01:39:27,458 --> 01:39:30,916
there's a certain professional way
to go about distributing a film.

1654
01:39:31,000 --> 01:39:34,333
We all know that there's a history
of niggas making some art,

1655
01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:37,291
and the white man come along
and steal all the money.

1656
01:39:37,375 --> 01:39:39,541
And y'all sure in the fuck
ain't finna do to me

1657
01:39:39,625 --> 01:39:41,875
what they did to Chuck Berry, huh? Hmm?

1658
01:39:41,958 --> 01:39:42,958
You know what?

1659
01:39:43,875 --> 01:39:47,333
You wanna do it your way,
you go right ahead.

1660
01:39:47,416 --> 01:39:52,125
You go out there, you introduce your movie
into every theater in the country.

1661
01:39:52,208 --> 01:39:53,333
You know, knock yourself out.

1662
01:39:53,416 --> 01:39:57,333
You're gonna be releasing <i>Dolemite</i>
for the next five years.

1663
01:39:57,416 --> 01:40:00,875
But if you wanna do it right,
well, here we are.

1664
01:40:00,958 --> 01:40:06,125
You know, hey...
Now, we've passed once, so...

1665
01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:08,125
we fucked up.

1666
01:40:08,208 --> 01:40:10,416
-Damn right, you fucked up.
-You knock it down.

1667
01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:12,375
That's the understatement of the year.

1668
01:40:12,458 --> 01:40:14,833
But allow us now to sell ourselves to you.

1669
01:40:14,916 --> 01:40:18,958
Dimension International--
we have two sweet spots.

1670
01:40:19,041 --> 01:40:20,500
Redneck pictures.

1671
01:40:20,583 --> 01:40:21,958
Right? Those are hillbillies

1672
01:40:22,041 --> 01:40:25,416
and moonshine and sheriffs,
and those play at the Southern drive-ins.

1673
01:40:25,500 --> 01:40:30,791
Now, the second sweet spot
is blaxploitation films.

1674
01:40:30,875 --> 01:40:35,208
It's films about blacks and for blacks.
And you know where they play?

1675
01:40:35,291 --> 01:40:39,958
They play in
the big beautiful movie showcases.

1676
01:40:40,041 --> 01:40:41,750
And every downtown has 'em.

1677
01:40:41,833 --> 01:40:47,125
They were built in the 1920s.
They seat 2,000, 3,000 people.

1678
01:40:47,208 --> 01:40:48,500
They used to be very popular,

1679
01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:51,458
but then the white audience,
you know, skedaddled out to the suburbs.

1680
01:40:51,541 --> 01:40:54,666
And what's left?
Well, the black urban audience.

1681
01:40:54,750 --> 01:40:55,875
Now, I'll tell you what.

1682
01:40:55,958 --> 01:40:59,583
If we book the right films,
your film, these...

1683
01:41:00,166 --> 01:41:05,291
well, there is no other word for it,
but resplendent movie palaces,

1684
01:41:05,375 --> 01:41:08,208
well, I think we can make a killing.

1685
01:41:10,458 --> 01:41:11,541
You know...

1686
01:41:12,625 --> 01:41:14,166
in my new movie, there's a scene

1687
01:41:14,250 --> 01:41:18,500
where big bad Willie Green
comes back to town, and my club is stolen.

1688
01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:20,875
Takes all my receipts
and all my cash and all the girls.

1689
01:41:20,958 --> 01:41:23,083
Everything I been building up
my whole life.

1690
01:41:23,166 --> 01:41:26,583
He comes along, tries to take possession
'cause he think I don't know no better.

1691
01:41:27,708 --> 01:41:29,583
But that's when I start to take charge...

1692
01:41:31,208 --> 01:41:34,083
and I start showing motherfuckers
who's boss.

1693
01:41:34,166 --> 01:41:37,333
'Cause Dolemite ain't getting ripped off.

1694
01:41:37,416 --> 01:41:38,458
Can you dig it?

1695
01:41:39,916 --> 01:41:41,666
You gonna rip my guts out now?

1696
01:41:44,625 --> 01:41:46,500
We'll talk
after the first profit statement.

1697
01:41:47,333 --> 01:41:48,875
All right!

1698
01:41:50,458 --> 01:41:51,375
All right now.

1699
01:41:51,458 --> 01:41:53,041
We gonna be on Dimension Films.

1700
01:41:53,125 --> 01:41:55,583
<i>Dolemite's</i> gonna be on Dimension Films.

1701
01:41:56,375 --> 01:41:59,833
Opening this Friday at the Avon Theater!

1702
01:42:00,416 --> 01:42:03,833
Opening this Friday night
at the Moonlight Drive-In!

1703
01:42:03,916 --> 01:42:06,416
Opening Friday night at the Cameo!

1704
01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:12,458
Get him on the fucking phone,
and this time, you talk to him.

1705
01:42:12,541 --> 01:42:14,833
You're not gonna believe who paid us back.

1706
01:42:20,291 --> 01:42:25,875
Yes, I put my finger in the ground
and turned the whole world upside down!

1707
01:42:25,958 --> 01:42:26,791
Dolemite!

1708
01:42:27,875 --> 01:42:30,333
Dolemite! <i>Rated "R."</i>

1709
01:42:30,416 --> 01:42:33,208
Under 17,
not permitted without your parent

1710
01:42:33,291 --> 01:42:34,750
or permission from your warden.

1711
01:42:48,208 --> 01:42:50,125
Aw, shit now.

1712
01:42:50,208 --> 01:42:52,416
Look at y'all. I see ya.

1713
01:42:55,583 --> 01:42:56,583
Whoo.

1714
01:42:57,541 --> 01:42:59,333
Well, don't you look good.

1715
01:43:01,125 --> 01:43:02,125
Milady.

1716
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:04,166
Hey, Rudy.

1717
01:43:05,541 --> 01:43:09,458
Baby, we have come a long way
from that club and that cow pasture.

1718
01:43:09,541 --> 01:43:12,500
Oh, yes, mama, we have. Yes, we have.

1719
01:43:15,791 --> 01:43:17,291
Oh, oh, Rudy, um...

1720
01:43:18,166 --> 01:43:19,875
I wanted to tell you something.

1721
01:43:20,708 --> 01:43:21,875
Uh...

1722
01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:25,166
I just wanted to say
that I'm so grateful.

1723
01:43:26,500 --> 01:43:30,583
I'm so grateful
for you putting me in this movie,

1724
01:43:30,666 --> 01:43:34,291
'cause I ain't never seen nobody
that looks like me...

1725
01:43:35,458 --> 01:43:37,291
up there on that big screen.

1726
01:43:39,250 --> 01:43:41,916
You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit.

1727
01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:46,083
I may not be sexy, but I'm a real woman...

1728
01:43:46,958 --> 01:43:49,916
and I really appreciate
what you did for me.

1729
01:43:50,791 --> 01:43:51,958
So thank you.

1730
01:43:55,208 --> 01:43:58,208
<i>♪ She would suck, I would suck ♪</i>

1731
01:43:58,291 --> 01:44:01,375
<i>♪ And we would suck together ♪</i>

1732
01:44:01,458 --> 01:44:04,125
<i>♪ Wouldn't we have a hell of a time </i>♪

1733
01:44:04,208 --> 01:44:06,125
<i>♪ Sucking one another? ♪</i>

1734
01:44:06,208 --> 01:44:09,041
Yeah, y'all ready to go?
Put your weight on it!

1735
01:44:09,125 --> 01:44:12,958
Ooh, yes. All right. Look at this ad,
Rudy! You looking hot now.

1736
01:44:13,041 --> 01:44:15,166
Aw, yeah. Put your weight on it.

1737
01:44:15,250 --> 01:44:17,250
That's what I'm talking about.

1738
01:44:17,333 --> 01:44:18,750
Hey, hey, I found a review.

1739
01:44:18,833 --> 01:44:19,958
What's that say?

1740
01:44:23,625 --> 01:44:25,208
Go ahead, man. Just spit it out.

1741
01:44:26,375 --> 01:44:27,708
Go on, say what is it.

1742
01:44:29,708 --> 01:44:33,000
"Dull-emite is a more apt title."

1743
01:44:34,541 --> 01:44:36,875
What'd you say?
What'd you just say? "Dull" or "Dol"?

1744
01:44:36,958 --> 01:44:38,375
-Dull.
-Oh, really?

1745
01:44:38,458 --> 01:44:41,166
Dull-emite. Dull-emite.

1746
01:44:42,125 --> 01:44:43,375
Um...

1747
01:44:43,458 --> 01:44:46,250
"This could be
the lamest film of the year.

1748
01:44:46,333 --> 01:44:50,208
The plot is vague,
and the actors scream their lines.

1749
01:44:51,375 --> 01:44:55,250
Its only touch of originality
is in the introduction of...

1750
01:44:55,333 --> 01:44:57,416
the fat man as romantic hero."

1751
01:45:03,833 --> 01:45:06,208
-What's wrong with being portly?
-Not a damn thing.

1752
01:45:06,291 --> 01:45:09,000
I don't see nothing wrong with adding
a few extra pounds, personally.

1753
01:45:09,083 --> 01:45:10,750
-Exactly. Ain't nothing wrong...
-Fuck them.

1754
01:45:10,833 --> 01:45:12,541
-...with being a little heavyset.
-Mm-hmm.

1755
01:45:12,625 --> 01:45:15,750
That's just one review.
What's yours say there, Jerry?

1756
01:45:15,833 --> 01:45:17,291
Um...

1757
01:45:18,833 --> 01:45:24,791
<i>"Dolemite</i> is dreadful, humorless,
and a technically terrible movie."

1758
01:45:24,875 --> 01:45:27,625
Fuck that, Jerry, man.
Critics don't know nothing.

1759
01:45:27,708 --> 01:45:29,833
I don't even know
why they come in the first place.

1760
01:45:29,916 --> 01:45:32,583
They don't even like to have fun.
Nobody care what the critics say.

1761
01:45:32,666 --> 01:45:34,958
And besides, everybody know
when the brothers go to movies,

1762
01:45:35,041 --> 01:45:38,500
they wanna see car crashes,
explosions, and titties.

1763
01:45:38,583 --> 01:45:40,708
-And we've delivered that.
-Sho' did.

1764
01:45:40,791 --> 01:45:42,708
Look at this one right here.
This is perfect.

1765
01:45:42,791 --> 01:45:47,000
<i>"Dolemite</i> isn't fit
for a blind dog to see.

1766
01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:52,666
It is coarse, rude, crude,
and vulgar." Perfect.

1767
01:45:53,291 --> 01:45:56,166
"Perfect"? But why in the world
do you like that one?

1768
01:45:56,250 --> 01:45:58,041
That's gonna make people say,
"I'm going."

1769
01:45:58,125 --> 01:46:01,833
They gonna wanna see just how coarse,
rude, crude, and vulgar <i>Dolemite</i> is.

1770
01:46:02,916 --> 01:46:03,916
I'll be damned.

1771
01:46:36,500 --> 01:46:38,666
Hey, don't nobody worry about nothing.

1772
01:46:38,750 --> 01:46:41,541
No matter what happens,
tonight is a victory already,

1773
01:46:41,625 --> 01:46:43,666
even if don't but five people show up.

1774
01:46:44,375 --> 01:46:46,083
Look how far we came.

1775
01:46:46,166 --> 01:46:50,375
We riding in a limousine on opening night
to see our movie that we made.

1776
01:46:51,291 --> 01:46:54,208
I'm proud of myself. Y'all should
all be proud of y'all selves, too,

1777
01:46:54,291 --> 01:46:56,500
'cause I'm proud of y'all, we family,
and we did a movie.

1778
01:46:56,583 --> 01:46:58,333
-We going to see our movie.
-That's right.

1779
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:01,333
We gotta make a promise
to ourselves.

1780
01:47:01,416 --> 01:47:03,208
-No matter what happens...
-Mm-hmm.

1781
01:47:03,291 --> 01:47:04,583
...we have a great time.

1782
01:47:05,875 --> 01:47:06,875
Hmm?

1783
01:47:06,958 --> 01:47:08,708
- Yeah, you're right.
- Agreed.

1784
01:47:08,791 --> 01:47:09,833
-Okay.
-All right.

1785
01:47:09,916 --> 01:47:11,291
-Yeah, Rudy.
-Thank you, Rudy.

1786
01:47:11,375 --> 01:47:13,291
-You're already a winner.
-We winners.

1787
01:47:13,375 --> 01:47:15,041
-That's right, we're winners.
-Yeah.

1788
01:47:15,125 --> 01:47:17,583
-I feel good.

1789
01:47:18,541 --> 01:47:21,208
- What happened? What's going on?
-Sweet Jesus.

1790
01:47:21,291 --> 01:47:23,166
- What happened?
-Rudy! Rudy, look!

1791
01:47:23,250 --> 01:47:24,291
What's going on?

1792
01:47:25,041 --> 01:47:26,833
Hey, let down the window, man!

1793
01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,416
Holy fuck.

1794
01:47:32,500 --> 01:47:34,375
Rudy, look at all these people.

1795
01:47:35,833 --> 01:47:36,958
Oh, my God.

1796
01:47:45,708 --> 01:47:48,375
-Well done, everybody. Well done, Rudy.
-That is some crowd.

1797
01:48:31,500 --> 01:48:34,166
Mr. Moore? Mr. Moore.
It's an honor to have you here.

1798
01:48:34,250 --> 01:48:37,291
But we need to move you inside!
We're not equipped for this kind of crowd!

1799
01:48:37,375 --> 01:48:39,833
It's crazy. So if we could
just get you to move inside!

1800
01:48:39,916 --> 01:48:41,291
The four chairs to the right.

1801
01:48:46,708 --> 01:48:51,125
Rudy. Rudy. I am your biggest fan.
I know. I have all your albums.

1802
01:48:51,208 --> 01:48:52,500
-Rudy.
-This is crazy.

1803
01:48:53,416 --> 01:48:56,416
All right, let's all keep walking.
We have to get started.

1804
01:48:56,500 --> 01:48:58,916
We already sold out the 10 p.m.
and the midnight.

1805
01:48:59,000 --> 01:49:02,041
And I think we have to add 2 a.m.
just to make everybody happy.

1806
01:49:02,125 --> 01:49:03,833
These people are gonna be here
till 2 a.m.?

1807
01:49:03,916 --> 01:49:06,125
Oh, yes, sir. Your seat's down front.

1808
01:49:06,208 --> 01:49:08,666
Rudy, man. We gonna miss
the opening credits. Come on now.

1809
01:49:08,750 --> 01:49:10,125
Come on, man. My song.

1810
01:49:10,208 --> 01:49:11,291
Give me a minute.

1811
01:49:21,666 --> 01:49:22,666
Autograph?

1812
01:49:22,750 --> 01:49:25,583
-I wanna see the movie.
-I don't know if we can see the movie--

1813
01:49:25,666 --> 01:49:28,625
Say, little man! You sure you old enough
to be up this late at night?

1814
01:49:28,708 --> 01:49:30,791
Oh, he just won't stop talkin' about you.

1815
01:49:30,875 --> 01:49:35,166
-He always doin' your shit.
-I love your rhymin', Rudy. It's so bad.

1816
01:49:35,250 --> 01:49:36,958
No, you the one's that bad.

1817
01:49:37,041 --> 01:49:40,458
I do your rhymin', just like Dolemite.
But then I make it about me.

1818
01:49:40,541 --> 01:49:42,708
Oh, really? Let me hear what you got, boy.

1819
01:49:43,666 --> 01:49:45,791
You heard about Dolemite
and the Titanic.

1820
01:49:45,875 --> 01:49:48,666
There's a new kid around
finna be gi-gan-tic.

1821
01:49:48,750 --> 01:49:52,125
Young boy,
who in the hell do you think you are

1822
01:49:52,208 --> 01:49:54,625
trying to topple
the world's greatest star?

1823
01:49:54,708 --> 01:49:56,833
I use a earthquake to make a milkshake.

1824
01:49:56,916 --> 01:49:58,666
-Hey, that's my line.
-I know more.

1825
01:49:58,750 --> 01:50:01,250
Mighty Donald is my name, and...

1826
01:50:01,333 --> 01:50:04,208
Fuckin' up motherfuckers is my game.

1827
01:50:05,750 --> 01:50:07,458
Boy, you got the gift.

1828
01:50:07,541 --> 01:50:10,166
Don't never let nobody tell you
you can't be anything you wanna be.

1829
01:50:10,250 --> 01:50:11,208
-Understand?
-Yes, sir.

1830
01:50:11,291 --> 01:50:13,250
Rudy, come on.
The film 'bout to start.

1831
01:50:13,333 --> 01:50:16,625
Hey, Lady Reed. Why don't you go on
and watch the movie? I seen it already.

1832
01:50:16,708 --> 01:50:19,125
These people gonna be out here
till two o'clock in the morning,

1833
01:50:19,208 --> 01:50:21,000
and they came to see Dolemite, so...

1834
01:50:22,625 --> 01:50:23,916
I'm gonna give 'em Dolemite.

1835
01:50:25,583 --> 01:50:26,833
-All right?
-All right.

1836
01:50:26,916 --> 01:50:27,750
Okay.

1837
01:50:32,541 --> 01:50:33,958
Wow.

1838
01:50:38,250 --> 01:50:39,666
Right on.

1839
01:50:53,041 --> 01:50:55,125
Hello, you motherfuckers!

1840
01:50:56,875 --> 01:50:59,333
- We love you, Rudy!
-Yes, ladies and gentlemen.

1841
01:50:59,416 --> 01:51:02,958
I just wanna say it's a pleasure
to have y'all come out here tonight,

1842
01:51:03,041 --> 01:51:05,625
but I'm sorry to tell you,
it's gonna be a bit of a wait!

1843
01:51:07,250 --> 01:51:09,541
But don't worry. Don't nobody leave,

1844
01:51:09,625 --> 01:51:11,500
'cause I promise you
it's gonna be worth it!

1845
01:51:14,041 --> 01:51:17,041
'Cause like I always say,
Dolemite is my name,

1846
01:51:17,125 --> 01:51:19,083
and rappin' and tappin' is my game.

1847
01:51:19,916 --> 01:51:24,041
Yes, I'm young and free
and just as bad as I wanna be.

1848
01:51:25,250 --> 01:51:26,125
Take a look at me.

1849
01:51:26,208 --> 01:51:28,875
I'm a rare specimen of a man,
don't you agree?

1850
01:51:30,125 --> 01:51:34,500
I want you to live the life that you love
and love the life that you live.

1851
01:51:34,583 --> 01:51:37,791
From the frantic Atlantic
to the terrific Pacific,

1852
01:51:37,875 --> 01:51:40,166
be the best of whatever you are.

1853
01:51:40,250 --> 01:51:44,750
Shoot for the moon, and if you miss it,
cling on to a motherfucking star.

1854
01:52:02,791 --> 01:52:03,791
Dance!

1855
01:52:05,083 --> 01:52:05,916
Dance!

1856
01:52:06,583 --> 01:52:08,250
You should be very proud of her.

1857
01:52:08,333 --> 01:52:11,583
For damn near two years,
she's been bugging me about doing this.

1858
01:52:12,375 --> 01:52:13,625
Drive, nigga, drive!

1859
01:52:18,666 --> 01:52:20,000
Stop you.

1860
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:24,708
I'm gonna let 'em know

1861
01:52:24,791 --> 01:52:29,250
that Dolemite is my name,
and fucking up motherfuckers is my name.

1862
01:52:47,583 --> 01:52:49,541
He made me do it!

1863
01:52:49,625 --> 01:52:51,333
Bitch, are you for real?

1864
01:53:12,083 --> 01:53:14,083
<i>♪ Aw ♪</i>

1865
01:53:14,166 --> 01:53:17,666
<i>-♪ He's bad ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Badass ♪</i>

1866
01:53:17,750 --> 01:53:20,916
<i>♪ The man is out of sight, ooh-ee ♪</i>

1867
01:53:22,250 --> 01:53:26,041
<i>♪ He's a tough son of a gun, y'all ♪</i>

1868
01:53:26,125 --> 01:53:28,958
<i>♪ Alias Dolemite ♪</i>

1869
01:53:30,625 --> 01:53:34,041
<i>♪ I-I-I heard of his coming ♪</i>

1870
01:53:34,125 --> 01:53:37,000
<i>♪ Even before his time ♪</i>

1871
01:53:37,083 --> 01:53:38,791
<i>♪ And I ain't lying</i>
<i>Listen ♪</i>

1872
01:53:38,875 --> 01:53:41,208
<i>♪ On the day that he was born ♪</i>

1873
01:53:41,291 --> 01:53:42,875
<i>♪ His pappy wore a sign ♪</i>

1874
01:53:42,958 --> 01:53:44,958
<i>♪ Saying Dolemite is here ♪</i>

1875
01:53:45,041 --> 01:53:49,458
<i>♪ And this bad, bad brother is mine ♪</i>

1876
01:53:49,541 --> 01:53:51,666
<i>♪ Hey-ey-ey, yeah ♪</i>

1877
01:53:51,750 --> 01:53:53,833
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1878
01:53:53,916 --> 01:53:55,916
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Oh, brother ♪</i>

1879
01:53:56,000 --> 01:53:58,083
<i>-♪ You're outta sight ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1880
01:53:58,166 --> 01:54:00,250
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1881
01:54:00,333 --> 01:54:03,083
<i>-♪ Dolemite, yeah ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1882
01:54:03,166 --> 01:54:04,916
<i>-♪ Yeah, brother ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1883
01:54:05,000 --> 01:54:07,291
<i>-♪ Man, you all right ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1884
01:54:07,375 --> 01:54:11,958
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ He's here to let the whole world know ♪</i>

1885
01:54:12,041 --> 01:54:15,041
<i>♪ How bad a man is he ♪</i>

1886
01:54:15,125 --> 01:54:16,166
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

1887
01:54:16,250 --> 01:54:18,625
<i>♪ So won't you stop ♪</i>

1888
01:54:18,708 --> 01:54:19,833
<i>♪ Look and listen ♪</i>

1889
01:54:19,916 --> 01:54:22,958
<i>♪ While I run down the man's pedigree ♪</i>

1890
01:54:23,041 --> 01:54:24,708
<i>♪ Hey, hey ♪</i>

1891
01:54:24,791 --> 01:54:27,291
<i>♪ Oh, he's cold and bold ♪</i>

1892
01:54:27,375 --> 01:54:29,208
<i>♪ No heart in his soul ♪</i>

1893
01:54:29,291 --> 01:54:31,500
<i>♪ He's rough and ready ♪</i>

1894
01:54:31,583 --> 01:54:36,416
<i>♪ Don't try to stop him</i>
<i>'Cause you'll surely regret it ♪</i>

1895
01:54:40,500 --> 01:54:42,750
<i>♪ The man is dynamite ♪</i>

1896
01:54:43,541 --> 01:54:45,125
<i>♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1897
01:54:45,208 --> 01:54:47,083
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1898
01:54:47,166 --> 01:54:50,166
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1899
01:54:50,250 --> 01:54:52,250
<i>-♪ Yeah, yeah, you're all right ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1900
01:54:52,333 --> 01:54:54,666
<i>-♪ Dolemite ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1901
01:54:54,750 --> 01:54:56,750
<i>-♪ Hey, brother ♪</i>
<i>-♪ Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1902
01:54:56,833 --> 01:54:58,833
<i>♪ Oh, you're outta sight ♪</i>

1903
01:54:58,916 --> 01:55:01,666
<i>♪ Dolemite, Dolemite, Dolemite ♪</i>

1904
01:55:01,750 --> 01:55:05,041
<i>♪ All you fellas who's just ♪</i>

1905
01:55:05,125 --> 01:55:07,708
<i>♪ I think you ought to be told ♪</i>

1906
01:55:07,791 --> 01:55:10,166
<i>♪ All right now ♪</i>

1907
01:55:10,250 --> 01:55:13,208
<i>♪ Look out for time bombs</i>
<i>And Dolemite ♪</i>

1908
01:55:13,291 --> 01:55:15,583
<i>♪ At any time, the man might explode ♪</i>

1909
01:55:15,666 --> 01:55:16,875
<i>♪ Mm-hmm ♪</i>

1910
01:55:21,625 --> 01:55:23,208
<i>♪ Dolemite ♪</i>

1911
01:55:32,291 --> 01:55:33,666
<i>♪ Hoo ♪</i>

1912
01:55:34,333 --> 01:55:37,500
<i>♪ I got fire in my knees</i>
<i>In my bones ♪</i>

1913
01:55:37,583 --> 01:55:40,333
<i>♪ Like hot sauce and chicken grease ♪</i>

1914
01:55:40,875 --> 01:55:42,500
<i>♪ When I'm lookin' at you ♪</i>

1915
01:55:42,583 --> 01:55:44,791
<i>♪ I say, "Mmm-mmm-mmm ♪</i>

1916
01:55:44,875 --> 01:55:46,708
<i>♪ Finger-lickin' good" ♪</i>

1917
01:55:46,791 --> 01:55:49,041
<i>♪ I'd drink your bathwater if I could</i> <i>♪</i>

1918
01:55:50,708 --> 01:55:53,583
<i>♪ Yes, I would if I could ♪</i>

1919
01:55:53,666 --> 01:55:57,041
<i>♪ Clean your whole plate ♪</i>

1920
01:55:57,125 --> 01:56:00,125
<i>♪ Like I should ♪</i>

1921
01:56:02,041 --> 01:56:05,375
<i>♪ 'Cause it's so good, babe ♪</i>

1922
01:56:07,041 --> 01:56:09,416
<i>♪ I got fire in my soul ♪</i>

1923
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:11,500
<i>♪ Don't let them collard greens get cold ♪</i>

1924
01:56:11,583 --> 01:56:12,666
<i>♪ Come find me ♪</i>

1925
01:56:13,583 --> 01:56:15,458
<i>♪ And let me get a little ♪</i>

1926
01:56:15,541 --> 01:56:19,791
<i>♪ Of that mmm-mmm-mmm</i>
<i>Finger-lickin' good ♪</i>

1927
01:56:19,875 --> 01:56:22,125
<i>♪ I'd drink your bathwater if I could ♪</i>

1928
01:56:23,416 --> 01:56:26,166
<i>♪ Yes, I would if I could ♪</i>

1929
01:56:26,250 --> 01:56:29,666
<i>♪ Clean your whole plate ♪</i>

1930
01:56:29,750 --> 01:56:31,083
<i>♪ Like I should ♪</i>

1931
01:56:31,166 --> 01:56:32,333
<i>♪ Whoo ♪</i>

1932
01:56:33,708 --> 01:56:34,708
<i>♪ Yes ♪</i>

1933
01:56:35,833 --> 01:56:36,875
<i>♪ Come on, Bare ♪</i>

1934
01:56:46,958 --> 01:56:49,791
<i>♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na ♪</i>

1935
01:56:51,250 --> 01:56:52,916
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1936
01:56:55,875 --> 01:56:58,041
<i>♪ Ow ♪</i>

1937
01:57:03,166 --> 01:57:05,416
<i>♪ I got fire in my soul ♪</i>

1938
01:57:05,500 --> 01:57:07,708
<i>♪ Don't let them collard greens get cold </i>♪

1939
01:57:07,791 --> 01:57:08,916
<i>♪ Come find me ♪</i>

1940
01:57:09,875 --> 01:57:11,708
<i>♪ And let me get a little ♪</i>

1941
01:57:11,791 --> 01:57:16,250
<i>♪ Of that mmm-mmm-mmm</i>
<i>Finger-lickin' good ♪</i>

1942
01:57:16,333 --> 01:57:18,333
<i>♪ I'd drink your bathwater if I could ♪</i>

1943
01:57:19,625 --> 01:57:22,500
<i>♪ Yes, I would if I could ♪</i>

1944
01:57:22,583 --> 01:57:26,000
<i>♪ Clean your whole plate ♪</i>

1945
01:57:26,083 --> 01:57:29,250
♪ <i>Like I should, babe ♪</i>