1 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:45,915 OK, cool. 2 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,003 One more time. 3 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,484 OK, right. 4 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:52,139 OK. 5 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:57,448 -Narrator: Aristotle said there are three types of friendship. 6 00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,755 The first is friendship of utility, 7 00:00:59,798 --> 00:01:01,844 which happens between you and someone 8 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,890 who's useful to you in some way, like a co-worker. 9 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:07,632 The second is friendship of pleasure, which occurs when two 10 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:10,635 or more people just enjoy one another's company. 11 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:13,073 This can be a simple, natural comradery, 12 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:15,336 or even a buddy. 13 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,034 And the third, called friendship of the good, 14 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,342 is built on pure mutual respect and admiration. 15 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,822 Slower to develop, but more enduring, 16 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:26,347 it's the best friend type stuff. 17 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:29,089 I'm not saying I know more than Aristotle, but I'd like to 18 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,700 propose that there are other types of friendship. 19 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:35,443 One in particular I call friendship of history. 20 00:01:35,486 --> 00:01:37,488 You were close friends with someone, 21 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,838 grew in different directions, to be different people, 22 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:45,931 but still act close, just, well, because. 23 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:47,324 It's just like seeing a person wearing a 24 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,196 life jacket in the supermarket. 25 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:52,024 You might ask, hey, why are you wearing that? 26 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:57,856 The other replies, because I was on a boat yesterday. 27 00:02:04,211 --> 00:02:07,214 ♪ Are you my perfect cure ♪ 28 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:12,697 ♪ Perfect cure for the things that keep me awake ♪ 29 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:17,049 ♪ I look for such a girl, I'll never cause a stir ♪ 30 00:02:17,093 --> 00:02:21,315 ♪ And you were it 31 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:25,232 ♪ Oh, watching the tropic, some things don't change ♪ 32 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:33,370 ♪ You're my perfect cure for the times I hate ♪ 33 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:36,721 -Narrator: This is Jonah, those are his parents, 34 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:39,507 and that was the best picture taken that day. 35 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:41,378 Tortured by their constant judgement 36 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:46,688 and unrealistic expectations, their relationship was 37 00:02:46,731 --> 00:02:48,472 complicated. 38 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,388 Jonah even once saved for an entire year, sending them on a 39 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:54,913 tour of wine country in an attempt to win their approval, 40 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,699 but as usual, things didn't work out for him, 41 00:02:57,742 --> 00:03:00,702 and on their way to the last vineyard an oncoming motorist 42 00:03:00,745 --> 00:03:06,229 collided with them, and both parents died in a fiery wreck. 43 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:09,232 After the funeral, Jonah learned his parents were in severe debt, 44 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:12,931 when the banks repossessed their house and most of their savings. 45 00:03:12,975 --> 00:03:15,499 Confused, Jonah spent what little money was left on a 46 00:03:15,543 --> 00:03:19,938 prostitute named Jolene, whom he didn't , 47 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,766 but kept awake all night talking, 48 00:03:21,810 --> 00:03:23,768 before she eventually robbed him. 49 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,166 What up? 50 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,559 Are you home? 51 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:33,604 No, just organizing shit at my parents' place, why? 52 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,302 Cool if I stop by? 53 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,955 Why are you calling instead of texting? 54 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:39,567 Just in the area. 55 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,264 Alright, see you soon. 56 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:51,143 Stupid, muthafucking, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 57 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:52,449 Ahhhhh! 58 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:55,147 This is Jonah's best friend, Richard, 59 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:57,324 and his upbringing was nearly the opposite. 60 00:03:57,367 --> 00:04:00,196 Close with his father and raised in a household many would 61 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:04,026 consider affluent, Richard was, as you can clearly see, 62 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:06,463 used to things going in a certain way. 63 00:04:06,507 --> 00:04:08,987 His bank account has over six figures in it, which 64 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:12,556 he enjoyed spending lavishly on his two best friends, 65 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,166 but just like his father, 66 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,168 Richard is prone to fits of rage, 67 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:20,999 and one time threw his laptop into his flat screen TV, 68 00:04:21,043 --> 00:04:22,827 all because he couldn't remember the 69 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:25,526 password to his own email account. 70 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:28,224 Stupid motherfucker! 71 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:35,405 ♪ Mellow, dreamy music♪ 72 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:36,841 Hey. 73 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,194 What the hell are you doing? 74 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:54,076 Fucking. 75 00:04:54,119 --> 00:04:57,209 Richard! Richard! 76 00:05:01,562 --> 00:05:03,738 What are you doing? 77 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:07,785 And this is Richard's long term partner, Sacha. 78 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,397 She grew up in a military house who disapproved of the lavish 79 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,616 lifestyle Richard provided her with, 80 00:05:12,660 --> 00:05:17,317 especially her hot pink sports car she named Ziggy Cardust. 81 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,363 Speaking of cars, she was once a witness in a hit and run case, 82 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:23,235 but failed to show in court when Richard and Jonah convinced her 83 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,369 to get drunk instead. 84 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,545 But the accident did inspire her to attend, 85 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:30,286 and graduate from nursing school, 86 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,723 where she now spends her days providing physical 87 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:35,639 and emotional care at a nearby retirement home, 88 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:39,339 and the evenings and weekends pretty much doing the same thing 89 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,210 for these two. 90 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:42,254 Richard. 91 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:43,299 Get off! 92 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,170 Richard, stop! 93 00:05:45,214 --> 00:05:47,129 Richard! 94 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:48,783 Stop it! 95 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,567 Get off him. 96 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,314 Uh oh. 97 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,409 Just, how could you? 98 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:07,584 How could I what? 99 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:08,629 Don't fucking lie to me! 100 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,108 Stop! 101 00:06:10,152 --> 00:06:11,458 I saw the texts. 102 00:06:11,501 --> 00:06:12,850 What texts? 103 00:06:12,894 --> 00:06:14,286 The ones. 104 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:20,423 The ones, oh, it was such a mistake. 105 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,383 How could you fuck her, dude? 106 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:25,123 You are way out of line right now. 107 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:29,824 You two just stay here. 108 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:31,739 I'm gonna get something from the car. 109 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,746 This kitchen is fucked. 110 00:06:58,896 --> 00:06:59,984 What's this? 111 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:01,203 I didn't have time to wrap it yet. 112 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:03,771 Happy early birthday, a-hole. 113 00:07:03,814 --> 00:07:05,076 Huh? 114 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,861 You think those texts were from us fucking? 115 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,819 It started off as a joke, we convinced ourselves 116 00:07:08,863 --> 00:07:10,342 to buy you this stupid thing. 117 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,170 It's got a mahogany stock. 118 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:15,478 So the texts you read that say that night was such a mistake, 119 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:17,349 ha ha, totally worth it though, 120 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:19,656 and I guess as long as he doesn't find out, 121 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:23,007 that was just us talking about buying you a damn harpoon, 122 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,052 for your birthday. 123 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,183 Spear gun. 124 00:07:25,227 --> 00:07:27,316 Whatever. 125 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:33,453 So, you didn't? 126 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,067 Oh no. 127 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,084 And with that, just like they always did, 128 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:59,957 our trio returned to their instinctual roles, 129 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,220 Richard begging for forgiveness for his latest 130 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:05,354 and all too often fits of rage, 131 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,182 Jonah retreating inside himself, 132 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:10,925 reinforcing his beliefs that the world is out to get him, 133 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,754 and Sacha continuing to play her role 134 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:17,714 as girlfriend, mother and referee. 135 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:19,368 And while he could have said sorry 136 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:23,241 with even more luxury items, 137 00:08:23,285 --> 00:08:27,550 Richard decided today needed to be a special apology, 138 00:08:27,594 --> 00:08:33,556 by taking them out for one of the group's favorite activities. 139 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:38,561 ♪ And when I think of you ♪ 140 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:44,567 ♪ There's no will to the thing in my tears ♪ 141 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:48,092 ♪ It's timeless and it's strong ♪ 142 00:08:48,136 --> 00:08:53,010 ♪ I dream about you my angel ♪ 143 00:08:53,054 --> 00:08:57,145 ♪ And I take a look of love ♪ 144 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:08,678 A little help. 145 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:10,550 Please. 146 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,782 Alright. 147 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,132 Look, I'm trying, alright? 148 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,133 Look at my face. 149 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:30,308 Look at his face. 150 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:31,614 OK, hey, let's make a deal, 151 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:34,835 I grovel and pamper you guys unconditionally, 152 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:38,403 and you just try to remember a time before I went ape shit. 153 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,491 I want a free punch. 154 00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:40,536 Yes, deal. 155 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,624 Punch where? 156 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:42,712 I like this, this plan makes sense. 157 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:43,800 No, it doesn't. 158 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,497 I want reparations. 159 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,153 Even Steven. 160 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:54,550 Exactly. 161 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,638 Not the balls. 162 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:56,683 Please, the balls. 163 00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:57,814 Not the balls! 164 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:58,815 Stay out of it. 165 00:09:58,859 --> 00:09:59,860 Why are you encouraging this? 166 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,252 What if my nose needs surgery? 167 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,471 You could have a deviated septum, causing irregular 168 00:10:02,514 --> 00:10:03,907 sleep patterns and long term health issues. 169 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:04,604 For fucks sakes, just punch me and shut the fuck up. 170 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,996 Deal. 171 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,519 But only one punch, and then, then you'll chill. 172 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,564 Fine. 173 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:09,652 Both of you. 174 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,827 No, this doesn't involve me. 175 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:11,915 What if I let you punch me? 176 00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:13,090 You know where I'm going. 177 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,657 I said no balls. 178 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:17,225 No dice, I'd just as easily go get day drunk somewhere. 179 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:20,837 Fine, but just remember, it behooves you to avoid these guys 180 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,839 if you ever want little Richards one day. 181 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,406 Excuse me. 182 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,670 Wait, no wait, afterwards, that's it then, it's squashed. 183 00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:34,285 I don't want to hear another word about this shit again. 184 00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:35,373 Alright. 185 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,548 Alright. 186 00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:37,593 Fuck it, let's do it. 187 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,681 Hands behind your head. 188 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,204 No, no, actually, behind your back. 189 00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,989 You're gonna want those fingers. 190 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,382 And eyes shut, I don't want you anticipating where it's going. 191 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,470 That's good. 192 00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:46,558 Stop squirming. 193 00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:47,647 You ready? 194 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:48,691 Yeah, I'm fucking ready. 195 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,779 Give it to him. 196 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:50,867 Alright, you know what. 197 00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,434 What? 198 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,914 It's alright. 199 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,045 Ha ha. 200 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,264 Fuck, my wrist. 201 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:57,569 Serves you right. 202 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,440 Just making sure you wouldn't get a concussion 203 00:10:58,483 --> 00:10:59,702 you fucking asshole. 204 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,225 A punch like that, I doubt you could anyways. 205 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,444 You got fire in your hands. 206 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,185 Oh, dude, she can chuck bombs. 207 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,100 Okeydoke, right here where you were before. 208 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:09,059 Arms behind your back, please, thank you. 209 00:11:09,103 --> 00:11:10,582 Stop moving around. 210 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,236 Hey, no, hey, hey, hey, just remember, it behooves you. 211 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,238 Stop saying behooves and uncross those legs. 212 00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,110 Stand up, and take it like a man. 213 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,372 Come on you little bitch, close your eyes. 214 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:18,460 We made a deal. 215 00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,548 I know but. 216 00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:20,680 Just close your eyes. 217 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:21,724 She can't punch that hard, can she? 218 00:11:21,768 --> 00:11:23,030 Yeah. 219 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:24,292 Oh. 220 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,076 Oh. 221 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,556 Almost threw up right there. 222 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,037 Oh. 223 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,909 Are you sorry? 224 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,781 For everything? 225 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,269 Really? 226 00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,098 Really. 227 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,042 ♪ I think it's an illusion ♪ 228 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:22,306 ♪ You try holding your tears back ♪ 229 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:25,309 ♪ You said I was the first one ♪ 230 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:28,660 ♪ Alone is the new black ♪ 231 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:31,794 ♪ Two hearts they turn ♪ 232 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:35,363 ♪ And I will never become ♪ 233 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:38,322 ♪ Two hearts that sum ♪ 234 00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:41,325 ♪ Two one, two one, two one ♪ 235 00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:57,385 ♪ I've got no one to turn to ♪ 236 00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:00,997 ♪ You have no one to look on by ♪ 237 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:04,087 ♪ I've got nothing to tell you ♪ 238 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:07,395 ♪ You have nothing to say to that ♪ 239 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:10,528 ♪ Two hearts they turn ♪ 240 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,705 ♪ And now they'll never become ♪ 241 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:17,013 ♪ Two hearts have some ♪ 242 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:19,842 ♪ Two one, two one, two one ♪ 243 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,029 Can't breathe out of my left nostril. 244 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,553 For all I know I could be bleeding out inside. 245 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,033 Like, the Houdini. 246 00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,426 He died from taking a punch. 247 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,431 -Jonah: You think someone could swim that far? 248 00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:46,826 -Richard: Not a fucking chance, too far. 249 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,312 Hey, can I ask you something? 250 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,924 Shoot. 251 00:13:57,967 --> 00:14:01,579 What made you think we were messing around? 252 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,494 I know it wasn't just the texts. 253 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:04,626 You wouldn't just jump to that conclusion 254 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:08,238 without something else first. 255 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,415 Sometimes, 256 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,722 sometimes it feels like you care about her 257 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,768 the way that I care about her. 258 00:14:24,341 --> 00:14:26,604 Without sounding like a prick. 259 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,779 You're gonna sound like a. 260 00:14:27,823 --> 00:14:31,305 When are you gonna stop fucking around? 261 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:36,353 Look, I know you don't like me bringing it up, 262 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:40,923 but you saw what kind of trouble you caused last year. 263 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:44,622 I appreciate your concern, but until you're in a relationship 264 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,799 longer than three months, don't give me advice. 265 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:48,931 I don't with you. 266 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,628 You do, actually. 267 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,326 I just try and tell you how to keep them around, 268 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,067 so you can stop fucking prostitutes. 269 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,459 Once. 270 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:58,332 Still man. 271 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:09,604 A couple weeks back you guys got into it at my place, remember? 272 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:13,477 What was that all about? 273 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:16,959 Um, I don't know. 274 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:21,268 I don't really remember, but it must not have been 275 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,486 a big deal or anything. 276 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,618 The fuck you talking about? 277 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,967 You two were steaming from the ears. 278 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,013 Well, she was probably just venting about your 279 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:29,319 extra-curricular activities. 280 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,799 What did you say? 281 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,891 Well, 282 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:40,896 nothing about what happened. 283 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,160 OK, look, there's this quote, and it's something to the effect 284 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:53,300 of we accuse people of doing things that we do ourselves. 285 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:16,453 How do I look? 286 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,541 Like an idiot. 287 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:19,195 That sounds about right. 288 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,370 Let's try this thing out. 289 00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,893 Do I have a choice? 290 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,547 Come on, it all started 'cause of this fucking thing. 291 00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,723 Alright, go. 292 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:29,249 Uno, deuce, tre. 293 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:31,033 Happy birthday. 294 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:34,689 Now, give me back my sun. 295 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,169 I got something! 296 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:39,737 Nice. 297 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:45,395 Hey, are we good? 298 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,268 Yeah, we're good. 299 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:58,626 You know, a couple weeks back when you and Jonah got into it 300 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:03,239 at my place, I think that's where I started to get it into 301 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,938 my head that something was going on, so sorry about that. 302 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,071 I said we're good. 303 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,900 What were you guys even fighting about, anyway? 304 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,771 I don't know, probably that stupid thing. 305 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:17,514 Didn't have anything to do with us? 306 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:18,776 Huh? 307 00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,996 You know, what's been going on between us. 308 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,607 No, we don't talk about that shit. 309 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:29,048 We were just arguing about your gift. 310 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,488 Hey, check this bitch out! 311 00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,118 Hey. 312 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:59,121 Huh? 313 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:04,126 You're lurking. 314 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,128 I'm fine. 315 00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:01,923 You got three seconds to tell me 316 00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,185 what the fuck is going on. 317 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,273 Listen. 318 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:05,622 One. 319 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:06,710 Man, nothing is going on. 320 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:07,798 Two. 321 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:08,843 Richard, please. 322 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,584 Three. 323 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:19,027 He figured it out, didn't he. 324 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,725 Uh oh. 325 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:22,770 He asked me about the night we were fighting. 326 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,424 What the fuck did you say to him? 327 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,078 I don't know, I just said it was something about your guys' shit. 328 00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,384 What the fuck, Jay? 329 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,256 I don't know, it just kind of fucking came up. 330 00:19:30,299 --> 00:19:32,388 He was gonna shoot you with the harpoon. 331 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,563 Spear gun. 332 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,564 Whatever. 333 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:35,739 No, no, he wouldn't shoot. 334 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:36,784 Look at your face. 335 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,046 Fuck your fucking face. 336 00:19:38,089 --> 00:19:39,917 Ahhh! 337 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,142 How could you? 338 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,404 Which part? 339 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:03,593 Not the balls. 340 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,900 Fuck! 341 00:20:05,943 --> 00:20:09,077 Oh fuck! 342 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,687 Oh fuck! 343 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:13,951 You were gonna fucking kill me, you fuck. 344 00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:18,173 Help. 345 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,261 Help. 346 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,306 Help somebody please. 347 00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,961 Stop! 348 00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:35,712 Stop! 349 00:20:35,756 --> 00:20:37,279 Why him? 350 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,630 Why him? 351 00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,475 Holy fuck. 352 00:21:06,743 --> 00:21:09,093 He wakes up again, we're fucking dead. 353 00:21:09,137 --> 00:21:10,486 If he doesn't kill us, his dad will. 354 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,096 No way, I've known him for too long. 355 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,229 Jay! 356 00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:19,321 Richard's father is the reason for his six figure bank account, 357 00:21:19,365 --> 00:21:22,498 and the source of his violent temper, so while I wish I could 358 00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:25,762 give you an example of something nice he's done for someone else, 359 00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:30,201 the only story that comes to mind goes as follows: 360 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:31,899 Years back it came to light that 361 00:21:31,942 --> 00:21:34,380 Richard's first grade teacher was, let's say, 362 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,208 being inappropriate with students. 363 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:40,386 A few weeks later, as the school conducted a full investigation, 364 00:21:40,429 --> 00:21:43,345 the teacher suddenly disappeared, 365 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,869 which also happened to coincide with Richard's father 366 00:21:45,913 --> 00:21:48,132 and a few of his rougher colleagues, 367 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:56,489 taking a road trip that very same weekend. 368 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:57,751 Fuck. 369 00:21:57,794 --> 00:21:59,361 We'll say the truth. 370 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,537 We went fishing, he found out we were sleeping together. 371 00:22:01,581 --> 00:22:04,540 Slept. 372 00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:07,891 Sorry, you know what I mean. 373 00:22:07,935 --> 00:22:09,415 No, no, exactly. 374 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:12,156 He found out we slept together, he came after us, 375 00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:13,244 a fight ensued and. 376 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,595 Jay! 377 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:20,948 Fuck. 378 00:22:24,517 --> 00:22:27,258 Oh man, it doesn't seem safe to me, 379 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:31,393 but if you insist on resting right there, by all means. 380 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,569 What? 381 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:36,398 This way if they hook us up to one of those 382 00:22:36,442 --> 00:22:38,269 lie detector things, we can say he fell off, 383 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:41,969 and the machine won't go off like the fourth of July. 384 00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:50,064 Although, his dad's still gonna fucking kill me. 385 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:52,806 At least you'll be in the clear, though. 386 00:22:56,810 --> 00:23:00,857 He has eighty thousand in a safe in his closet. 387 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:03,817 His dad gives him ten grand cash every Christmas. 388 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:07,473 The combination is the last four digits of his phone number. 389 00:23:14,741 --> 00:23:18,527 Come on, you fuck. 390 00:23:18,571 --> 00:23:24,141 Here, try this. 391 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,101 Seriously? 392 00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:28,319 What? 393 00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,060 Just a little exercising. 394 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:34,021 Come on, the lie detector. 395 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:39,461 Yeah, just getting in a little bit of exercising, that's all. 396 00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:40,636 Don't even look at him. 397 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:46,163 Taking the d off. 398 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:47,382 Yeah. 399 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:52,387 Gotta make sure you get your squats in. 400 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,998 There we go. 401 00:24:24,419 --> 00:24:28,205 How's this fit into the lie detector? 402 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:30,294 You two were gonna fucking drown me? 403 00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:31,600 Hey, you tried to kill us first. 404 00:24:31,644 --> 00:24:34,037 I wasn't gonna hurt you, you dick, what the fuck? 405 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,430 You had the harpoon aimed at him. 406 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,518 Spear gun. 407 00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:38,389 You fucking waved that at me. 408 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,521 You strangled me. 409 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:40,566 It doesn't matter anyway, because you, 410 00:24:40,609 --> 00:24:42,089 you're in the water. 411 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:43,438 What the fuck, you pushed me. 412 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,440 No, no, actually I didn't. 413 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:50,314 You rolled in when you were drunk and confessed. 414 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:52,055 I don't think so pal. 415 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:53,230 Fuck you. 416 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,232 Fuck you, you cheating bitch. 417 00:24:55,276 --> 00:24:56,451 Hey, you did it first. 418 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:57,583 That was a year ago. 419 00:24:57,626 --> 00:24:58,845 Come on, Jay, we're out of here. 420 00:24:58,888 --> 00:24:59,889 Wait. 421 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,064 Fuck off. 422 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,065 Fuck, fuck. 423 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,415 See you later, pal. 424 00:25:04,459 --> 00:25:07,418 She can't drive the boat worth shit anyway. 425 00:25:14,991 --> 00:25:19,387 What? 426 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:20,519 Uh oh. 427 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:23,347 Ha ha, looking for these? 428 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,435 Give me those. 429 00:25:24,479 --> 00:25:25,524 Give them back. 430 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:26,568 Fuck you. 431 00:25:26,612 --> 00:25:27,656 Where the fuck are you going? 432 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:28,918 Swimming this way. 433 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:29,919 Get back here, I will shoot you right now. 434 00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:30,964 Shoot me. 435 00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:32,922 I'll drop the keys, fucker. 436 00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:34,097 Get back in the fucking boat. 437 00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:35,577 What are you gonna do, drown yourself? 438 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,448 Apparently I was gonna drown anyway, 439 00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:39,320 might as well take you fucks with me. 440 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:42,410 Get back in the fucking boat, Richard. 441 00:25:42,453 --> 00:25:43,933 We need to make a better deal. 442 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,414 What deal? 443 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:50,287 We need to promise not to kill each other. 444 00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:55,292 What I want to see is guys take every weapon on the boat, 445 00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,946 chuck it overboard. 446 00:25:56,990 --> 00:26:01,168 That's the spear gun, the club, the cutlery. 447 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:03,997 The glass bottles, the flares, the oars, fishes. 448 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,129 fucking everything. 449 00:26:06,173 --> 00:26:08,828 Once I'm convinced that there's nothing on there 450 00:26:08,871 --> 00:26:10,525 that you guys can use against me. 451 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:11,918 Or you could use against us. 452 00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:16,879 Then, and only then, I will swim back, and we'll, 453 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:19,534 we'll just go home. 454 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,014 And once we're back? 455 00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,799 As far as I'm concerned, I don't want to see 456 00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:25,584 either of you two sacks of shit ever again. 457 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:26,628 You won't call the cops? 458 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:27,803 Or tell your dad? 459 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,632 No cops, no dad. 460 00:26:34,854 --> 00:26:38,945 Don't think too long, this key is feeling pretty heavy. 461 00:26:38,988 --> 00:26:46,343 ♪ It's too late for tears ♪ 462 00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:53,350 ♪ It's too late, too late to cry ♪ 463 00:26:53,394 --> 00:27:00,357 ♪ It's too late, for begging me baby ♪ 464 00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:03,665 ♪ I say it's too late, too late to cry ♪ 465 00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:06,842 The fish, get that big ass fish out here. 466 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:12,718 Happy? 467 00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:14,545 Now get back in the fucking boat. 468 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,547 What about the nine iron? 469 00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:22,379 ♪ I could walk out ♪ 470 00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:31,171 -Jonah: Sacha. 471 00:27:31,214 --> 00:27:32,694 He getting it? 472 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:33,739 I think so. 473 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:34,827 It's underneath the stairs. 474 00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,306 No, it's not. 475 00:27:36,350 --> 00:27:37,656 It's down there somewhere. 476 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:39,875 I'm looking with one fucking hand. 477 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:43,313 It's a golf club for Christ's sake. 478 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,054 Hey, Sacha, where are you going? 479 00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:49,058 He needs my help. 480 00:27:49,102 --> 00:27:50,320 I need her help finding it. 481 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:52,714 He doesn't need shit, you're staying here. 482 00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:04,073 Lovely day, huh? 483 00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,162 I got it. 484 00:28:11,124 --> 00:28:12,603 There. 485 00:28:12,647 --> 00:28:16,607 That's it, now get back in the fucking boat. 486 00:28:16,651 --> 00:28:17,696 Suck a dick. 487 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:18,914 Get in the fucking boat. 488 00:28:18,958 --> 00:28:23,614 There's nothing left on the fucking boat. 489 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:29,055 Fuck off. 490 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:31,144 Get the fuck up there, let's go. 491 00:28:48,509 --> 00:28:50,119 No, other side, let's go. 492 00:28:57,170 --> 00:28:58,214 Let me see. 493 00:28:58,258 --> 00:28:59,346 He'll be fine. 494 00:28:59,389 --> 00:29:01,304 We'll worry about it when we get back. 495 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,240 What? 496 00:29:26,721 --> 00:29:28,723 Are you kidding me? 497 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:33,684 Please tell me you're kidding me. 498 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,645 Coast Guard one. 499 00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:40,517 Coast Guard one. 500 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:41,605 Coast Guard one. 501 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:42,824 Coast Guard one. 502 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:49,439 This is the pleasure vessel Naughty Buoy. 503 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:53,008 Coast Guard one. 504 00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:56,707 Coast Guard one. 505 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,492 Coast Guard one. 506 00:29:58,535 --> 00:29:59,885 Coast Guard one, do you hear me? 507 00:29:59,928 --> 00:30:01,843 Did you try all the stations, turning the dials. 508 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,714 Well that explains why you spent four years in school 509 00:30:03,758 --> 00:30:06,021 becoming a glorified butt wiper, doesn't it? 510 00:30:06,065 --> 00:30:09,590 OK, I obviously do more than that. 511 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:11,592 Coast Guard one. 512 00:30:11,635 --> 00:30:13,463 Hello? 513 00:30:13,507 --> 00:30:18,599 Can anyone save me from these two pricks? 514 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:19,992 You two. 515 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:22,908 You two are real pieces of work, you know that? 516 00:30:22,951 --> 00:30:25,519 I can't believe I let you convince me that I was such 517 00:30:25,562 --> 00:30:27,390 a prick that I deserved punches. 518 00:30:27,434 --> 00:30:28,435 Don't even. 519 00:30:28,478 --> 00:30:31,525 No, this isn't right. 520 00:30:31,568 --> 00:30:34,615 I want reparations, I deserve reparations. 521 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:35,746 We said no killing. 522 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:36,878 I'm talking Even Steven. 523 00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,401 You beat me up, I punched you back. 524 00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:40,577 I beat your ass because you fucked my girlfriend. 525 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:42,057 And then you punched me off the boat. 526 00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:43,711 After she hit me with the bottle. 527 00:30:43,754 --> 00:30:44,799 And then you shot me in the hand. 528 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,409 No, she shot you through the hand. 529 00:30:46,453 --> 00:30:48,803 How is this helping? 530 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,936 Well it certainly looked like it helped you after slapping me. 531 00:30:50,979 --> 00:30:52,067 You want to punch me, Richard? 532 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:54,853 You damn right I do. 533 00:31:02,295 --> 00:31:05,907 You two knowingly made me feel like such a piece of shit 534 00:31:05,951 --> 00:31:09,041 that I volunteered for free punches. 535 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:10,912 And then you willingly, 536 00:31:10,956 --> 00:31:15,438 no wait, you gleefully went along with it. 537 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:18,485 What kind of scumbags do that, huh? 538 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:21,096 Huh? 539 00:31:26,319 --> 00:31:27,363 Put your hand on the table. 540 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:28,451 What? 541 00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:33,108 Put your hand on the fucking table. 542 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:35,154 When you got busted this morning, 543 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:38,070 you could have been a man about it, huh? 544 00:31:38,113 --> 00:31:43,118 But you decided to take the bitch route. 545 00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,816 Time to make up for it. 546 00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,961 Oh. 547 00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,920 Other hand. 548 00:32:01,963 --> 00:32:02,964 Richard. 549 00:32:03,008 --> 00:32:04,313 Shut up. 550 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,881 Other hand. 551 00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:14,584 OK, look. 552 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:15,672 Fuck. 553 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:16,760 Stand up. 554 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:17,848 Richard, I swear to God. 555 00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:18,893 It's fine, Jay. 556 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:19,981 You owe me. 557 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,026 I don't owe you shit. 558 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,157 -No? -No. 559 00:32:22,201 --> 00:32:23,202 How's that now? 560 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:24,551 This is just karma. 561 00:32:24,594 --> 00:32:26,161 Oh, so you fucked him to get back at me, huh? 562 00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:30,687 It wouldn't even come close to what you've put me through. 563 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:32,167 Jay. 564 00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:35,866 He tell you what happened? 565 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:39,479 It wasn't just that Richard was fucking his ex. 566 00:32:39,522 --> 00:32:42,917 No, she showed up at the door, pregnant. 567 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,789 And as if that wasn't enough, she wants to keep the baby, 568 00:32:45,833 --> 00:32:49,532 be a part of the family, have a little bit of daddy's money. 569 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:52,274 But instead I let this asshole convince me 570 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:54,363 that it was just a big mistake. 571 00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:57,540 His last big mistake, and that he would talk to her, 572 00:32:57,584 --> 00:33:02,067 and convince her to have an abortion. 573 00:33:02,110 --> 00:33:07,376 And then a month later I see in the paper and on the news, 574 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:10,379 pregnant girl Melissa Fairfax stabbed to death. 575 00:33:10,423 --> 00:33:11,772 I told you a million times, we didn't. 576 00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:17,473 How can I believe anything you say? 577 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:20,128 I mean, Jesus, I would have been gone so fucking fast if I hadn't 578 00:33:20,172 --> 00:33:21,782 been so scared you would do the same thing to me. 579 00:33:21,825 --> 00:33:22,913 No, I would never. 580 00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:27,396 Really? 581 00:33:55,337 --> 00:34:00,125 Hey dipshit, you forget to throw these overboard on purpose? 582 00:34:00,168 --> 00:34:03,998 I must have forgot. 583 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:15,270 Damn it. 584 00:34:27,108 --> 00:34:30,590 Alright, this is what we've got left. 585 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:37,901 That tuna could have come in handy. 586 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,033 That tuna was a weapon. 587 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,296 This is all the water? 588 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:43,124 There's nothing left in the showers, nothing? 589 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:44,473 We didn't fill the tanks. 590 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,997 I thought it was a day trip. 591 00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:50,000 Look, this is gonna keep us OK for a couple days. 592 00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:51,132 It's not the food I'm worried about. 593 00:34:51,176 --> 00:34:52,220 Why not? 594 00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:53,308 You can go for ages without food. 595 00:34:53,352 --> 00:34:55,832 Without water, less than a week. 596 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:57,660 Huh? 597 00:34:57,704 --> 00:34:59,575 I could share some other things I learned in school, 598 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,229 but why bother, right? 599 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,578 I'll just make sure to ask you when it's time to wipe my ass. 600 00:35:02,622 --> 00:35:03,666 Yeah. 601 00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:04,754 What about the toilet? 602 00:35:04,798 --> 00:35:05,842 You mean where you belong? 603 00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:06,930 The water in it. 604 00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,018 It's salt water. 605 00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,107 We could distill it. 606 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:10,151 No, the still's propane. 607 00:35:10,195 --> 00:35:11,370 We don't have propane. 608 00:35:11,413 --> 00:35:12,327 So literally nothing on this boat works? 609 00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:13,676 I thought it was a day trip. 610 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,025 What about the life raft? 611 00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:16,331 We popped that inner tubing. 612 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,724 Fuck's sake. 613 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,465 I didn't anticipate having to discard everything 614 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:21,206 in an effort to ensure my safety. 615 00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:22,381 OK, we can start swimming to shore. 616 00:35:22,424 --> 00:35:23,469 It's too far. 617 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:24,600 How do you know that? 618 00:35:24,644 --> 00:35:26,254 It's too far. 619 00:35:26,298 --> 00:35:27,690 You know at Jaws at the end of the movie, when the two are just 620 00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:29,127 swimming in the ocean, after they killed the shark. 621 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:31,346 Those fuckers are dead, straight up. 622 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:33,043 So wait, get going. 623 00:35:33,087 --> 00:35:34,175 Fuck off. 624 00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:36,699 So what you're saying 625 00:35:36,743 --> 00:35:38,005 is we're screwed? 626 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,921 No, there's a bunch of shipping lanes out here, 627 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:42,052 someone's bound to spot us. 628 00:35:42,096 --> 00:35:43,097 You sure? 629 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,185 Pretty sure. 630 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,230 Give me odds, I want odds. 631 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:48,581 90/10. 632 00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:50,060 10 being no shipping boats? 633 00:35:50,104 --> 00:35:53,238 Yeah. 634 00:35:53,281 --> 00:35:58,721 OK, well 90% I'm rescued, that's not so bad. 635 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:09,123 As the chapter title so eloquently states, 636 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,995 our trio had fallen on a stretch of bad luck, 637 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,911 but as an experienced sailor such as myself would tell you, 638 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:18,088 superstitions on a boat are a powerful thing, 639 00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:21,222 and these three had been inadvertently pushing their luck 640 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,920 from the very start, and here's why, 641 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:26,401 first of all they all set sail on the Friday of a long weekend, 642 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:28,098 when less ships would be departing. 643 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:30,231 It's also terrible luck to sail on a Friday, 644 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,146 as this was the day Christ was crucified. 645 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,409 Then Richard stepped on board with his left foot 646 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:36,194 rather than his right. 647 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,152 Red haired people are also considered bad luck on a boat. 648 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:39,762 Don't know why, they just are. 649 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:40,894 You're also not supposed to bring 650 00:36:40,937 --> 00:36:42,330 anyone named Jonah on board. 651 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:43,766 When the group threw everything off the boat, 652 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,073 they even tossed a metal albatross statue. 653 00:36:46,116 --> 00:36:47,596 A bigtime no-no, 654 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,250 as they're supposed to host the souls of dead sailors. 655 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:51,252 Having a black bag on the boat represents death 656 00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:52,993 and the depths of the sea. 657 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:55,430 And bananas on board are a bad omen for a multitude of reasons. 658 00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:02,655 So when no shipping boats appeared, 659 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:06,006 no rain fell to catch and drink, 660 00:37:06,049 --> 00:37:11,620 and the current pulled them further into the Atlantic Ocean, 661 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:15,450 they flirted with yet another form of friendship, 662 00:37:15,494 --> 00:37:17,322 friendship of survival, 663 00:37:17,365 --> 00:37:20,020 in which you either work together, 664 00:37:20,063 --> 00:37:22,805 or you're 665 00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:40,867 Dude, this is impossible. 666 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:50,529 If only we had, say, a harpoon. 667 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:53,488 Spear gun. 668 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,273 This is useless. 669 00:37:55,316 --> 00:37:57,013 Come to daddy, baby. 670 00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:01,279 Oh, and one last no no on a boat, don't kill seagulls. 671 00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,193 That's a real bad one too. 672 00:38:03,237 --> 00:38:05,631 No fucking way. 673 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:10,505 ♪ Up-tempo soul music ♪ 674 00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:24,867 ♪ I love you brother, you've been taken ♪ 675 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:34,224 ♪ I love you sister, you try to make it for love ♪ 676 00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:41,057 ♪ How do you feel now? ♪ 677 00:38:41,101 --> 00:38:45,714 ♪ Without love 678 00:38:45,758 --> 00:38:51,894 ♪ How do you feel now? ♪ 679 00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:02,252 ♪ I love you, sister ♪ 680 00:39:02,296 --> 00:39:04,864 ♪ You've been faking ♪ 681 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:14,134 ♪ Lying and cheating never could be mistaken for love ♪ 682 00:39:14,177 --> 00:39:21,097 ♪ How do you feel now? ♪ 683 00:39:21,141 --> 00:39:25,841 ♪ Without love 684 00:39:25,885 --> 00:39:30,106 ♪ How do you feel now? ♪ 685 00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:39,594 So this is what you learned at school? 686 00:39:39,638 --> 00:39:41,248 No, I got this from Richard Parker. 687 00:39:41,291 --> 00:39:42,336 Who? 688 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,424 The lion from Life of Pi. 689 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:44,599 Tiger. 690 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:45,948 But yeah. 691 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:48,124 Author got the idea from Edgar Allen Poe, 692 00:39:48,168 --> 00:39:49,952 and I have 693 00:39:49,996 --> 00:39:54,914 had a boyfriend named Richard. 694 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,481 OK. 695 00:39:56,524 --> 00:39:59,309 So in like the 1800s, Poe wrote a book about a shipwreck, 696 00:39:59,353 --> 00:40:01,442 so these guys get stuck in a lifeboat. 697 00:40:01,486 --> 00:40:03,749 Out of food and water, but they capture a sea turtle 698 00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:05,315 and drink its blood to survive. 699 00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:07,317 So let me get this straight, you're getting your survival 700 00:40:07,361 --> 00:40:12,584 tips from the same guy who wrote about the spaghetti monster. 701 00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:14,673 OK, so they drink the sea turtle's blood. 702 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:21,506 ♪ Opera singing 703 00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:24,987 Again, this is a story. 704 00:40:25,031 --> 00:40:28,338 So the sea turtle nourishes them for a while, 705 00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:29,862 but it's not enough. 706 00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,298 And they can't catch any more turtles, 707 00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:32,734 and after a few days they realize 708 00:40:32,778 --> 00:40:34,214 that if they don't get anything to eat or drink 709 00:40:34,257 --> 00:40:36,825 ASAP, they'll die. 710 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,871 So they decided to draw straws on who's gonna 711 00:40:38,914 --> 00:40:41,830 sacrifice themselves so the other two can live. 712 00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,658 So they draw straws. 713 00:40:43,702 --> 00:40:49,490 ♪ Opera singing 714 00:40:49,534 --> 00:40:53,799 And this one cabin boy gets the short stick. 715 00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:57,193 The boy sacrifices himself, and the other two drink his blood, 716 00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:59,500 eat him, and they're rescued a few days later, 717 00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:01,067 and live happily ever after. 718 00:41:01,110 --> 00:41:03,591 Minus the mental trauma of eating their friend, correct? 719 00:41:03,635 --> 00:41:06,246 His name? 720 00:41:06,289 --> 00:41:07,334 Richard Parker. 721 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:11,077 Again, fiction. 722 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,514 So, like 50 years later, off the coast of England, 723 00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,342 I think, there's a shipwreck. 724 00:41:15,385 --> 00:41:18,214 And these three guys get stuck on a lifeboat. 725 00:41:18,258 --> 00:41:19,868 Fiction or real this time? 726 00:41:19,912 --> 00:41:23,219 Real. 727 00:41:23,263 --> 00:41:25,700 So just like in the book, they end up capturing 728 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:28,050 a sea turtle and drinking its blood to survive, 729 00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:31,532 and just like in the book, 730 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:33,795 it's not enough, 731 00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:36,232 so they decided to draw straws. 732 00:41:36,276 --> 00:41:45,415 ♪ Opera singing 733 00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,691 The young man who got the short stick, 734 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:00,953 Richard. 735 00:42:00,996 --> 00:42:03,433 No. 736 00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:05,174 Parker. 737 00:42:05,218 --> 00:42:07,655 That's why the tiger's name is Richard Parker in Life of Pi, 738 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:09,352 because of this crazy coincidence. 739 00:42:09,396 --> 00:42:13,182 You do realize, though, that the moral of this story seems to be 740 00:42:13,226 --> 00:42:16,795 that drinking seagull blood is not gonna be enough. 741 00:42:16,838 --> 00:42:18,100 We're gonna have to sacrifice one of us 742 00:42:18,144 --> 00:42:20,450 for the good of the group. 743 00:42:28,981 --> 00:42:32,462 Well, 744 00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:35,335 cheers. 745 00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:55,877 -Sacha: Why did I suggest this? 746 00:42:57,183 --> 00:42:59,577 OK. 747 00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:08,498 Ugh. 748 00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:10,979 How long would this actually help us? 749 00:43:11,023 --> 00:43:12,024 I mean, this can't be safe. 750 00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,503 Safe enough, and I don't know. 751 00:43:13,547 --> 00:43:14,635 Just drink it, you pussy. 752 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:15,680 Look, I don't think I can. 753 00:43:15,723 --> 00:43:16,768 Alright, give it here. 754 00:43:16,811 --> 00:43:17,856 No, it's not that bad. 755 00:43:17,899 --> 00:43:18,944 No, it really is. 756 00:43:18,987 --> 00:43:19,988 Seriously, if you don't want it. 757 00:43:20,032 --> 00:43:21,120 Stop, stop it. 758 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,165 It's not bad. 759 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:42,445 What a waste. 760 00:43:42,489 --> 00:43:43,664 Oh God. 761 00:43:43,708 --> 00:43:45,013 Oh God, that's awful. 762 00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:47,537 I need something to get this taste out of mouth. 763 00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:49,365 You've got ocean water, you've got motor oil. 764 00:43:49,409 --> 00:43:50,410 Urine. 765 00:43:50,453 --> 00:43:51,541 You can still go? 766 00:43:51,585 --> 00:43:52,760 I haven't for days. 767 00:43:52,804 --> 00:43:53,674 I almost would drink piss at this point. 768 00:43:53,718 --> 00:43:56,198 Wait. 769 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:58,200 I'm kidding, I'm not drinking piss. 770 00:43:58,244 --> 00:43:59,854 I hope you forgot to throw this out. 771 00:43:59,898 --> 00:44:03,379 And not motor oil. 772 00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:06,034 From when we bought the boat. 773 00:44:06,078 --> 00:44:08,689 You couldn't remember that before the fucking seagull. 774 00:44:08,733 --> 00:44:11,866 I forgot about it. 775 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:13,259 Would this dehydrate me more? 776 00:44:13,302 --> 00:44:15,870 Alcohol while lost at sea was not in my curriculum. 777 00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:18,743 Fuck it. 778 00:44:18,786 --> 00:44:20,614 Easy tiger, come on. 779 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:21,876 Hey, hey, hey, come on. 780 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,662 Over here, come to mama. 781 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:26,228 Oh. 782 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:32,713 Oh. 783 00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:36,238 I love Scotch, suddenly. 784 00:44:36,282 --> 00:44:37,326 Hey, where are you going? 785 00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:38,414 I'll give it, I'll give. 786 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:39,502 Hey, hey! 787 00:44:39,546 --> 00:44:40,939 Listen to me. 788 00:44:40,982 --> 00:44:48,468 I'll give it, once you or you tell me how and when 789 00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:50,165 y'all started fucking. 790 00:44:50,209 --> 00:44:51,558 Dude, come on, this is. 791 00:44:51,601 --> 00:44:53,081 Uh uh. 792 00:44:53,125 --> 00:44:55,562 No one gets another drop until someone tells me. 793 00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:56,955 And what's knowing gonna do at this point? 794 00:44:56,998 --> 00:44:59,261 I'm not mad anymore, I swear to God. 795 00:44:59,305 --> 00:45:01,655 I got my Even Steven, got bigger problems now. 796 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:06,834 I just wanna know. 797 00:45:09,315 --> 00:45:11,360 New Years. 798 00:45:11,404 --> 00:45:15,364 Hand it over. 799 00:45:24,547 --> 00:45:26,941 You passed out for the millionth time, 800 00:45:26,985 --> 00:45:31,685 and Jay and I were up cleaning for the millionth time, 801 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:36,037 he knew I was upset, and it just happened. 802 00:45:36,081 --> 00:45:38,213 I was also really drunk. 803 00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:42,957 Well don't make it sound like I took advantage of you. 804 00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:45,655 Does that make it better? 805 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:46,787 How many times? 806 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:50,008 Just the once, I swear. 807 00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:54,316 What'd I catch you guys arguing about? 808 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,404 We. 809 00:45:55,448 --> 00:45:59,147 No, you. 810 00:45:59,191 --> 00:46:01,367 I wanna hear it from you. 811 00:46:06,024 --> 00:46:08,026 She and I, we. 812 00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:27,001 You know, 813 00:46:27,045 --> 00:46:31,353 when you dropped those urns, 814 00:46:31,397 --> 00:46:33,399 I was just sitting there, 815 00:46:33,442 --> 00:46:41,581 staring at them, and thinking, why aren't I more upset? 816 00:46:41,624 --> 00:46:43,235 That this pile of shit on the ground is 817 00:46:43,278 --> 00:46:47,935 what's left of my parents, right? 818 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:52,722 And I just didn't care. 819 00:46:52,766 --> 00:46:55,856 There was no nostalgia, nothing. 820 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,771 I just. 821 00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:09,870 I just thought we could take off together is all. 822 00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:18,618 But she said if we did, 823 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:21,273 you or your dad would come after us. 824 00:47:24,319 --> 00:47:26,234 That's the truth. 825 00:47:57,439 --> 00:47:59,267 Hey, who was better? 826 00:47:59,311 --> 00:48:00,268 What? 827 00:48:00,312 --> 00:48:01,313 In bed. 828 00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:02,401 Seriously? 829 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:03,445 No, I mean it, who was better? 830 00:48:03,489 --> 00:48:04,925 Dude, you're just asking for it. 831 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:07,493 Hey, I'm not mad anymore, come on, this is cathartic. 832 00:48:07,536 --> 00:48:09,669 Seriously, if we're all gonna fucking die out here, 833 00:48:09,712 --> 00:48:11,410 then who gives a fuck, right? 834 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:13,238 Come on. 835 00:48:13,281 --> 00:48:14,369 Ugh. 836 00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:15,936 Give it. 837 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:18,460 Alright, but no fighting, either of you. 838 00:48:18,504 --> 00:48:19,505 This is gonna be good, huh? 839 00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:20,636 This is stupid. 840 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,681 No, who gives a shit, come on. 841 00:48:21,724 --> 00:48:22,856 It's funny. 842 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:23,944 Sorry. 843 00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:26,164 For what? 844 00:48:26,207 --> 00:48:27,252 He's better. 845 00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:29,428 -Yes! -What? 846 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:30,472 - It's not important. -Well it is to me. 847 00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:31,647 Am I bad? 848 00:48:31,691 --> 00:48:32,648 No, no, no. 849 00:48:32,692 --> 00:48:34,737 He's just. 850 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,304 Ha ha. 851 00:48:36,348 --> 00:48:38,959 This is some bullshit, I'm a disadvantage here, 852 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:41,831 he knows all your, all your stuff, 853 00:48:41,875 --> 00:48:43,007 and if I ever got a chance to. 854 00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:44,095 I said sorry. 855 00:48:44,138 --> 00:48:45,139 If you just told me what you like. 856 00:48:45,183 --> 00:48:47,272 No, no, no, it's not that. 857 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:48,360 Shut up. 858 00:48:48,403 --> 00:48:49,491 And you, you weren't. 859 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:50,623 I'll take you to the desk right now, 860 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,667 and I'll change your mind right now. 861 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:53,017 I wouldn't be able to. 862 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:54,844 Why the hell not? 863 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,934 You're, you're too soft. 864 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,848 Soft? 865 00:48:58,892 --> 00:48:59,980 Soft? 866 00:49:00,024 --> 00:49:01,329 I'm so glad I asked. 867 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:04,376 You got your moves from the softcore channel. 868 00:49:04,419 --> 00:49:05,507 That's enough. 869 00:49:05,551 --> 00:49:06,552 Enough. 870 00:49:06,595 --> 00:49:07,683 You're vanilla. 871 00:49:07,727 --> 00:49:08,771 Vanilla? 872 00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:11,035 Yeah. 873 00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:12,514 Are you fucking with me? 874 00:49:12,558 --> 00:49:14,690 Very vanilla for someone who has sex with prostitutes. 875 00:49:14,734 --> 00:49:16,344 One time, that happened one fucking. 876 00:49:16,388 --> 00:49:20,174 Vanilla goes with everything, it's a classic. 877 00:49:20,218 --> 00:49:21,915 Everybody likes, it goes along with everything. 878 00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:24,048 You want mint chocolate chip when it's a special occasion, 879 00:49:24,091 --> 00:49:26,050 but you don't want to eat that every fucking day. 880 00:49:26,093 --> 00:49:27,877 Jay, Jay, vanilla is fine. 881 00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:31,098 A lot of girls really like vanilla. 882 00:49:31,142 --> 00:49:33,274 Isn't that what everybody wants, the safe, reliable, 883 00:49:33,318 --> 00:49:34,754 vanilla flavor, put a little bit of fudge or something 884 00:49:34,797 --> 00:49:36,843 on top or something. 885 00:49:36,886 --> 00:49:38,540 Shut the fuck up. 886 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:41,935 Jay, I cheated on my long-term boyfriend with his best friend. 887 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,720 Finally it's articulated, we got it out. 888 00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:46,374 I can guarantee you, the last thing I was 889 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:49,899 looking for was classic, safe vanilla. 890 00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:56,602 I can't believe this. 891 00:49:56,645 --> 00:49:58,647 I said sorry. 892 00:49:58,691 --> 00:50:02,912 Oh, hey, gear down big rig. 893 00:50:02,956 --> 00:50:06,394 Fuck it, you know what, you got a weird sex face. 894 00:50:06,438 --> 00:50:07,569 A what? 895 00:50:07,613 --> 00:50:08,788 You heard me, your sex face is strange. 896 00:50:08,831 --> 00:50:10,311 It's fucking weird. 897 00:50:10,355 --> 00:50:12,357 Right? It's like you're about to sneeze at all times. 898 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,401 What? 899 00:50:13,445 --> 00:50:14,576 It's like. 900 00:50:14,620 --> 00:50:15,664 That's it. 901 00:50:15,708 --> 00:50:17,579 I do not do that. 902 00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:19,799 Yes you do, she absolutely does it. 903 00:50:19,842 --> 00:50:23,759 You know what, when you're on top you sweat so much 904 00:50:23,803 --> 00:50:25,065 it's like I'm taking a shower. 905 00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:26,240 Ew. 906 00:50:26,284 --> 00:50:27,720 It's not that bad. 907 00:50:27,763 --> 00:50:30,114 I feel like covering my face with a towel sometimes, 908 00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,072 because there's just like a monsoon. 909 00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:35,249 of Richard just raining down upon me. 910 00:50:35,293 --> 00:50:37,773 A monsoon. 911 00:50:37,817 --> 00:50:39,297 Tsunami. 912 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:41,342 Nasty, it's nasty. 913 00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:42,430 That's fucked up, man. 914 00:50:42,474 --> 00:50:45,346 You need to get that checked. 915 00:50:49,829 --> 00:50:51,874 Vanilla. 916 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:54,138 Vanilla. 917 00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:55,965 Fuck me. 918 00:50:56,009 --> 00:50:59,447 Fuck. 919 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:03,147 Careful with that. 920 00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:06,454 That can't be good. 921 00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:09,153 Let me see. 922 00:51:11,024 --> 00:51:12,721 OK, go, go, salt water, go. 923 00:51:12,765 --> 00:51:15,420 No, the salt water isn't doing shit. 924 00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:16,551 Hand me the Scotch. 925 00:51:16,595 --> 00:51:17,639 No, no, we're not wasting it on that, 926 00:51:17,683 --> 00:51:18,727 the salt water is the same thing. 927 00:51:18,771 --> 00:51:20,381 It's the same thing as salt water. 928 00:51:20,425 --> 00:51:21,426 Go. 929 00:51:21,469 --> 00:51:22,514 Go. 930 00:51:22,557 --> 00:51:23,602 Go. 931 00:51:23,645 --> 00:51:27,127 Fine. 932 00:51:28,346 --> 00:51:32,176 I think I'm drunk. 933 00:51:35,744 --> 00:51:37,659 Monsoon Richard. 934 00:51:37,703 --> 00:51:42,099 Ha ha ha. 935 00:51:45,711 --> 00:51:50,542 Hey, true or not, I appreciate the vote of confidence. 936 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:52,718 Why would I lie about that? 937 00:51:52,761 --> 00:51:59,507 I don't know, maybe you feel bad about the way it all went down. 938 00:51:59,551 --> 00:52:01,596 I don't feel bad. 939 00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:14,435 Did you kill her, or did your dad? 940 00:52:21,355 --> 00:52:24,532 I thought we were putting it all out there. 941 00:52:28,928 --> 00:52:33,367 I already told you, we didn't do it. 942 00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:31,251 Fuck! 943 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:32,948 Fucking, fucking hurts. 944 00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:34,123 It hurts. 945 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:36,691 Jay! 946 00:53:36,735 --> 00:53:37,953 It's gonna be alright. 947 00:53:37,997 --> 00:53:39,303 You're probably just hungry and thirsty dude. 948 00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:40,608 I don't know if it was the fucking bird 949 00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:42,523 or the Scotch or what, but it fucking hurts. 950 00:53:42,567 --> 00:53:43,959 Oh shit. 951 00:53:44,003 --> 00:53:45,787 Holy fuck. 952 00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,354 That's fucking bad, isn't it? 953 00:53:47,398 --> 00:53:48,790 Sacha, what do we do? 954 00:53:48,834 --> 00:53:50,966 We usually treat infections like this antibiotics. 955 00:53:51,010 --> 00:53:54,143 Well, when we don't have those? 956 00:53:57,146 --> 00:54:00,672 We gotta stop the infection from reaching his heart. 957 00:54:00,715 --> 00:54:02,978 You mean we? 958 00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:03,979 No, no, no. 959 00:54:04,023 --> 00:54:05,633 Are you serious? 960 00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:06,895 I don't know how else to stop the infection from spreading. 961 00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:10,682 No, no, no, we don't even have any knives. 962 00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:11,813 Sacha, stop! 963 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:13,293 He's fucking dying, Richard. 964 00:54:13,337 --> 00:54:16,296 Look, I'm right here, I'm not fucking dying, I'm good. 965 00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,645 Couldn't this kill him too, I mean, 966 00:54:17,689 --> 00:54:19,778 when the new cut gets infected? 967 00:54:19,821 --> 00:54:22,824 I know you two can hear me, look, I'm fine, I swear. 968 00:54:22,868 --> 00:54:25,871 Look, look, look, look. 969 00:54:30,310 --> 00:54:35,315 Ahhh. 970 00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:42,191 Oh fuck, it feels like there's ants crawling in my veins. 971 00:54:42,235 --> 00:54:44,324 Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay. 972 00:54:44,368 --> 00:54:45,978 If we don't do this, 973 00:54:46,021 --> 00:54:54,682 if this reaches your heart or your brain, you're dead, 100%. 974 00:54:54,726 --> 00:54:57,032 Be brave. 975 00:55:14,354 --> 00:55:15,355 Richard, give me your belt. 976 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:16,487 What did he say? 977 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:17,531 Nothing, just give me your belt. 978 00:55:17,575 --> 00:55:18,706 What did he say? 979 00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:19,707 Just fucking help me. 980 00:55:31,545 --> 00:55:34,243 Ready? 981 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,293 Wait! 982 00:55:44,819 --> 00:55:47,387 OK, now you can go. 983 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:48,388 Seriously? 984 00:55:48,432 --> 00:55:49,911 Look, I'm fucking thirsty. 985 00:55:49,955 --> 00:55:52,479 His blood could be toxic. 986 00:55:52,523 --> 00:55:54,089 I don't fucking know any more. 987 00:55:56,004 --> 00:55:57,571 Oh my God. 988 00:56:01,445 --> 00:56:03,098 Richard! 989 00:56:03,142 --> 00:56:05,623 Oh, fuck! 990 00:56:10,454 --> 00:56:12,107 Fuck off dude! 991 00:56:12,151 --> 00:56:13,282 Richard, where's the God damn tape? 992 00:56:13,326 --> 00:56:14,414 I don't know. 993 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,808 Fuck off. 994 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,785 That was a terrible fucking idea. 995 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:42,529 Hey. 996 00:56:42,573 --> 00:56:44,183 Can I have some? 997 00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:46,794 I told you. 998 00:56:48,579 --> 00:56:51,930 Idiot. 999 00:56:51,973 --> 00:56:53,975 Come on! 1000 00:56:56,978 --> 00:57:05,987 ♪ Where I go, I fall back asleep ♪ 1001 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:22,526 ♪ Why call in sick if everyone, not me ♪ 1002 00:57:29,924 --> 00:57:39,020 ♪ Old strangers come in and out discreet ♪ 1003 00:57:48,552 --> 00:57:49,944 Fuck. 1004 00:57:49,988 --> 00:57:52,599 I don't know, I still can't figure this shit out. 1005 00:57:52,643 --> 00:57:54,558 I think he has sepsis. 1006 00:57:54,601 --> 00:57:56,473 What? 1007 00:57:56,516 --> 00:58:02,696 Blood poisoning. 1008 00:58:02,740 --> 00:58:06,526 Hey, if he dies, 1009 00:58:06,570 --> 00:58:09,224 can we? 1010 00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:11,400 What? 1011 00:58:11,444 --> 00:58:13,968 What? 1012 00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:16,188 Is he edible? 1013 00:58:16,231 --> 00:58:17,842 No. 1014 00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:19,583 No, as in he's not edible, or no? 1015 00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:21,498 No, as in we're not eating anybody. 1016 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:23,500 Sacha, what the fuck? 1017 00:58:23,543 --> 00:58:29,593 I can raise one of the straws so you don't pick it. 1018 00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:31,203 You two deserve each other. 1019 00:58:31,246 --> 00:58:32,900 What? 1020 00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:35,903 Do you want to know what he whispered to me last night? 1021 00:58:35,947 --> 00:58:37,209 He asked me if I thought about 1022 00:58:37,252 --> 00:58:41,561 using the glass shard on you instead of him. 1023 00:59:54,939 --> 00:59:58,595 Fuck! 1024 00:59:58,638 --> 01:00:00,335 It's OK. 1025 01:00:00,379 --> 01:00:02,337 You're gonna be alright. 1026 01:00:10,432 --> 01:00:13,827 Deep breaths, OK. 1027 01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,308 Deep breaths. 1028 01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:18,179 Just breathe. 1029 01:00:18,223 --> 01:00:20,747 Yeah, OK. 1030 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:25,012 OK. 1031 01:00:25,056 --> 01:00:28,668 You're not being honest with me, are you? 1032 01:00:28,712 --> 01:00:32,585 What? 1033 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,675 Richard Parker. 1034 01:00:38,983 --> 01:00:44,162 Don't you think it's time we draw straws? 1035 01:00:44,205 --> 01:00:48,732 I'm on my way out if something doesn't change soon. 1036 01:00:48,775 --> 01:00:50,037 If I don't eat or drink something soon, 1037 01:00:50,081 --> 01:00:53,040 I'm gonna die, right? 1038 01:00:53,084 --> 01:00:54,694 It's me you're gonna eat. 1039 01:00:54,738 --> 01:00:56,000 No, no, that won't be a problem. 1040 01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,697 I heard that, you fuck. 1041 01:00:57,741 --> 01:00:59,568 I also heard what you said last night. 1042 01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:01,745 You're the one dying, why don't you be a man 1043 01:01:01,788 --> 01:01:03,964 for once and volunteer yourself. 1044 01:01:04,008 --> 01:01:06,575 We wouldn't even be here right now if it wasn't for you. 1045 01:01:06,619 --> 01:01:08,142 Oh, whatever crush you're harboring, 1046 01:01:08,186 --> 01:01:10,710 let it go dude, it's fucking embarrassing. 1047 01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:11,972 No, you're embarrassing. 1048 01:01:12,016 --> 01:01:13,582 You had your shot man, she didn't pick you. 1049 01:01:13,626 --> 01:01:16,455 No, but I wouldn't fuck around on her, would I? 1050 01:01:16,498 --> 01:01:18,109 You hear that Sacha? 1051 01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:21,982 Even after what happened last year, he still cheats on you. 1052 01:01:24,985 --> 01:01:25,986 You're a fucking idiot. 1053 01:01:26,030 --> 01:01:27,640 I'm the idiot? 1054 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:29,120 All of that shit you pulled that year, 1055 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,599 and you still couldn't learn your fucking lesson. 1056 01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:31,731 Just tell her you love her, huh. 1057 01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:32,906 I would do anything for her. 1058 01:01:32,950 --> 01:01:36,083 Well you most certainly did do anything. 1059 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,173 You're so chivalrous, why don't you tell her 1060 01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:42,873 what you did to my ex. 1061 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,222 What? 1062 01:01:44,265 --> 01:01:47,747 Wait, that can't be right, can it? 1063 01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:51,446 You're the mistreated nice guy. 1064 01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:53,057 Fuck is going on, guys? 1065 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:58,105 You hate me, you're scared of me for what you think I did. 1066 01:01:58,149 --> 01:02:01,108 Way to run right into the real psycho's arms. 1067 01:02:07,898 --> 01:02:10,335 Jay? 1068 01:02:15,557 --> 01:02:16,645 Sacha. 1069 01:02:16,689 --> 01:02:19,344 Sacha, I. 1070 01:02:21,389 --> 01:02:26,133 Look, I knew if you left it was over. 1071 01:02:26,177 --> 01:02:28,570 The three of us wouldn't hang out, and you would be gone. 1072 01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:31,182 You wouldn't be around anymore. 1073 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:40,757 I was gonna try and convince her to get rid of the baby, 1074 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:45,152 but she, 1075 01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:47,851 she wouldn't listen, OK? 1076 01:02:47,894 --> 01:02:52,507 It was an accident. 1077 01:02:56,642 --> 01:02:58,165 Hey, hey, hey. 1078 01:02:58,209 --> 01:02:59,297 No, no. 1079 01:02:59,340 --> 01:03:01,342 I was just trying to keep us together. 1080 01:03:01,386 --> 01:03:03,040 But I'm the asshole, right? 1081 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:04,302 He's the gentleman? 1082 01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:05,912 You just use us, that's all you do. 1083 01:03:05,956 --> 01:03:07,566 I spend all my money on you guys. 1084 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:10,047 You'd never leave your mom's basement if it wasn't for me. 1085 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:11,700 You do all that shit for you. 1086 01:03:11,744 --> 01:03:13,224 Not us. 1087 01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:18,185 So you can have a good fucking time, you selfish prick. 1088 01:03:18,229 --> 01:03:21,362 I have nothing. 1089 01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:25,018 My family left me nothing. 1090 01:03:25,062 --> 01:03:31,633 I never asked you for anything, you never offered. 1091 01:03:31,677 --> 01:03:39,380 You have no idea what it's like to work for everything. 1092 01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:52,741 I think we should draw straws. 1093 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:48,667 OK. 1094 01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:54,673 Before we start, everyone clear on the rules? 1095 01:05:07,338 --> 01:05:10,297 No begging. 1096 01:05:10,341 --> 01:05:12,952 No pleading. 1097 01:05:12,996 --> 01:05:19,480 This is so the other two can continue to live. 1098 01:05:26,009 --> 01:05:31,144 You first. 1099 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:41,938 Pick. 1100 01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:58,084 Alright Jay. 1101 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:07,615 Fuck you. 1102 01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,202 Fucking Richard Parker. 1103 01:06:29,246 --> 01:06:31,813 Wait, dude. 1104 01:06:31,857 --> 01:06:32,901 We can't let her do this. 1105 01:06:32,945 --> 01:06:33,990 We said no pleading. 1106 01:06:34,033 --> 01:06:36,166 You're not the one who's pleading. 1107 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,301 You're just gonna let her do this? 1108 01:06:41,345 --> 01:06:45,784 Fucking off yourself if you're so offended. 1109 01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:50,049 I didn't think so. 1110 01:06:58,666 --> 01:07:03,062 Can you do it yourself? 1111 01:07:17,337 --> 01:07:18,730 OK. 1112 01:07:18,773 --> 01:07:21,646 OK. 1113 01:07:24,301 --> 01:07:32,744 We'll draw straws again to see who has to 1114 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:36,748 take her out. 1115 01:07:46,018 --> 01:07:47,063 I'll do it. 1116 01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:53,286 What? 1117 01:07:53,330 --> 01:07:57,638 You get to pick this time. 1118 01:07:57,682 --> 01:08:00,250 Even Steven. 1119 01:08:04,341 --> 01:08:08,910 Pick Rich. 1120 01:08:08,954 --> 01:08:11,739 Pick. 1121 01:08:27,929 --> 01:08:29,017 Hmm. 1122 01:08:46,905 --> 01:08:50,517 You always have to come up even, don't you? 1123 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,098 I don't want to do this. 1124 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:08,361 Just get it over with. 1125 01:09:13,975 --> 01:09:15,063 No. 1126 01:09:15,107 --> 01:09:16,108 This is what we said we'd do. 1127 01:09:16,152 --> 01:09:17,544 No. 1128 01:09:22,767 --> 01:09:26,292 You fuck. 1129 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:39,827 We had a deal. 1130 01:09:56,670 --> 01:09:59,238 Hey. 1131 01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,769 You OK? 1132 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:18,257 Oh. 1133 01:10:21,347 --> 01:10:23,784 You hungry? 1134 01:10:29,747 --> 01:10:32,140 Come on. 1135 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:52,857 Stay here. 1136 01:11:06,958 --> 01:11:09,482 I found this when I was looking for the golf club. 1137 01:11:09,526 --> 01:11:10,744 I need her help finding it. 1138 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:13,312 He doesn't need shit, you're staying here. 1139 01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:25,498 Here, sit. 1140 01:11:25,542 --> 01:11:27,500 Sit. 1141 01:11:32,462 --> 01:11:34,551 Check this out. 1142 01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:40,687 Excuse me. 1143 01:11:55,746 --> 01:11:57,530 The fuse box is in there. 1144 01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:06,234 I pulled the ignition. 1145 01:12:06,278 --> 01:12:09,542 This little guy is why the boat wouldn't start. 1146 01:12:12,458 --> 01:12:16,854 It gave us a chance to get rid of him. 1147 01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:19,683 For the lie detector. 1148 01:12:19,726 --> 01:12:24,340 You were so good. 1149 01:12:24,383 --> 01:12:28,256 Spirit of God and that Richard Parker shit, such a good idea. 1150 01:12:31,259 --> 01:12:32,957 Just. 1151 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,090 Just shitty luck with my arm. 1152 01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:39,006 And you pulling the short straw. 1153 01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,922 But didn't that just show how little he cared? 1154 01:12:41,966 --> 01:12:44,577 How he was willing to let you die? 1155 01:12:52,324 --> 01:12:55,762 None of that matters anymore. 1156 01:12:55,806 --> 01:12:58,417 We can run away now. 1157 01:12:58,461 --> 01:13:00,767 Together. 1158 01:13:03,814 --> 01:13:06,599 You said that. 1159 01:13:06,643 --> 01:13:11,256 You said that we're gonna run away together. 1160 01:13:11,299 --> 01:13:15,782 You said that we could get the cash in his closet, 1161 01:13:15,826 --> 01:13:19,960 and get out of here. 1162 01:13:20,004 --> 01:13:22,615 You said that. 1163 01:13:25,879 --> 01:13:27,881 I. 1164 01:13:27,925 --> 01:13:30,797 I thought I said 1165 01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,321 you could take the cash. 1166 01:13:39,676 --> 01:13:43,114 You. 1167 01:13:43,157 --> 01:13:46,291 You aren't gonna come? 1168 01:13:49,860 --> 01:13:51,992 I. 1169 01:13:59,391 --> 01:14:04,004 Of course I am. 1170 01:14:04,048 --> 01:14:06,006 Of course. 1171 01:14:06,050 --> 01:14:09,749 OK, now. 1172 01:14:09,793 --> 01:14:11,185 Eat. 1173 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:16,495 I'll get us home as soon as possible. 1174 01:14:16,539 --> 01:14:19,542 We'll just have to say we found the fuse 1175 01:14:19,585 --> 01:14:23,110 after we drew straws, 1176 01:14:23,154 --> 01:14:25,330 OK? 1177 01:14:25,373 --> 01:14:28,202 OK. 1178 01:14:42,129 --> 01:14:45,785 Don't worry, 1179 01:14:45,829 --> 01:14:48,396 I'll get us home. 1180 01:16:08,999 --> 01:16:10,653 You ready? 1181 01:16:30,107 --> 01:16:33,937 Jesus, you do have a good punch. 1182 01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:35,939 You know someone once told me, 1183 01:16:35,982 --> 01:16:39,159 the sea finds out everything you've done wrong, 1184 01:16:39,203 --> 01:16:42,336 so between his bad luck name and his now public sins, 1185 01:16:42,380 --> 01:16:44,512 I think it's fair to say 1186 01:16:44,556 --> 01:16:46,602 Jonah had this coming. 1187 01:18:11,208 --> 01:18:13,166 And while we still don't know the reason behind the 1188 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:17,736 red headed superstition, we do know that, for whatever reason, 1189 01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:19,738 it definitely holds true. 1190 01:18:44,589 --> 01:18:47,461 Fuck. 1191 01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:31,685 Moving on. 1192 01:22:31,729 --> 01:22:35,863 Perfect, print it, let's go, alright.