1 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:14,529 J» let me tell you a secret » 2 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,074 j» put it in your heart and keep it 3 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:20,903 > something that I want you to know j» 4 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,868 j» do something for me j» 5 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:27,201 j listen fo my simple story » 6 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,912 > and maybe we'll have something fo show j 7 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,715 j» you tell me you're cold on the inside » 8 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,760 > how can the outside world > 9 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:40,305 j» be a place that your heart can embrace? » 10 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:44,510 j» be good to yourself 'cause nobody else » 11 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:48,348 j has the power to make you happy » 12 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,933 j» how can I help you? » 13 00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,019 j please let me try fo » 14 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,944 j / can heal the pain » 15 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,819 j that you're feeling inside » 16 00:01:57,909 --> 00:02:00,321 > whenever you want me j» 17 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:04,371 > know that I will be waiting for the day » 18 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,541 j» that you say you'll be mine » 19 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,221 You look like you need another. 20 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:28,099 - What are you, psychic? - Look deep into my eyes. 21 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,604 Yeah. You're feeling very thirsty. 22 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:34,184 Oh, you are very good. 23 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:35,359 And... 24 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,360 - Oh, yeah, this is your favorite song. - That was so psychic. 25 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,407 No, that was you playing it four times in a row. 26 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:45,158 Well, love me, love George Michael. We're kindred spirits. 27 00:02:45,248 --> 00:02:47,614 - How so? - We're both singers. 28 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,543 Uh, we're both famously misunderstood and underappreciated in our time. 29 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,776 All that's gonna change, 'cause tomorrow I've got a big audition for the west end. 30 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:56,756 And you, uh, came into town for it? 31 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:59,756 No, I, uh, moved out on my flatmate today. 32 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,713 - So, what, you're gonna move back home? - Oh, kill me now. 33 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:06,392 - Uh-oh. Family issues. - Yeah. Let me count the ways. 34 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:10,141 Uh, anger, shame, resentment, embarrassment... and that's just my mum. 35 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,188 - Do you want to hear about my sister? - No. 36 00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:13,731 Okay, so what's your plan? 37 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,686 I'll figure it out, you know. It'll be fine. Something will turn up. 38 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,812 Or someone. 39 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:20,950 Mm. 40 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,199 Morning, gorgeous. 41 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:28,285 This bed, it's like sleeping on a pile of kittens. 42 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:33,995 If that thought's comfortable and not completely horrifying. 43 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,749 I'm gonna dash down the street. 44 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:39,754 I need some ginger root, fresh beets, for my famous breakfast power juice. 45 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:42,678 - Cool. - And a cappuccino while you wait. 46 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:43,799 Wow. 47 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,972 And lashings of hot water if you fancy a shower. 48 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:48,432 - Bliss. - I'll be right back. 49 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,137 Ah... 50 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,475 Surprise! 51 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,933 Guess who got back from the conference a day early. 52 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,392 God, I've missed you. 53 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,481 - God, who are you? - I'm the... plumber. 54 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,636 - The plumber? - Look, this isn't what it looks like. 55 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,276 - I needed a bed for the night, and he... - Ed. 56 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,077 Ed was just so understanding. 57 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,871 I have gobs of issues, all right? 58 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,561 Accommodation, because I've run out of options 59 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,396 because I've really messed up for a number of reasons. 60 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,500 - And he... - Ed. 61 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,078 Ed just seemed to get that. 62 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,792 Did you shag him? 63 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,591 Ohl 64 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,043 look, you took my bag... 65 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:26,724 Ow! 66 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,468 Why is my life so shit? 67 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:35,397 J last Christmas, I gave you my heart > 68 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,770 j but the very next day » 69 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,443 j» you gave it away » 70 00:04:40,530 --> 00:04:44,648 j this year, fo save me from tears j» 71 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:48,486 > 1 give it fo someone special » 72 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:53,491 j last Christmas, I gave you my heart > 73 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:57,294 j but the very next day you gave it away » 74 00:04:57,380 --> 00:04:58,495 oh... 75 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:02,629 J this year, fo save me from tears j» 76 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:07,304 > 1 give it fo someone special » 77 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,492 It's not funny, Klaus. 78 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:31,490 It's incredible how unfunny it is. 79 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:39,040 J» tell me, baby, do you recognize me? » 80 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,873 > well, it's been a year it doesn't surprise me » 81 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:47,928 > happy Christmas I wrapped it up and sent it » 82 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,394 Christ. 83 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,860 Oh, I'm sorry, George. 84 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:08,945 Happy. Happy. Happy. Happy. 85 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,003 Hey, you're early. 86 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,124 You are never early. What are you up to? 87 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,378 Accommodation issues. 88 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,801 Mm. So the usual. What did you do this time? 89 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,596 - Fry someone's fish? - No. No, that was last week. 90 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,516 You are going to run out of friends with sofas. 91 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:45,523 You have been sick. You need to take care of yourself better. 92 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,696 - Santa, I didn't know you cared. - I don't care. 93 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,177 I just don't want you to drop dead in front of the customers. 94 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,692 I don't have enough tinsel to cover your corpse. 95 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:54,277 Get to work, elf. 96 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,002 I don't know. You're gonna have to help me decide. 97 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,421 - They're both so darling. - I tell you what. 98 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:07,874 Let's pretend Mary had twins, and you can get both. 99 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,008 - You must just love your job. - Love it. 100 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:13,429 It's like being in a dream. 101 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:16,508 All the joys and the love of Christmas 102 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,265 every single day of the year. 103 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:23,520 - Now, which baby is it going to be? - He's gorgeous, but this one... 104 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,650 - He looks like he's having a lot of fun. - Oh, yeah, and a lot more to come. 105 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,655 But this one? Look at him. He's more like my idea of... 106 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,107 - Jesus Christ. - You think so too? 107 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:34,443 - Katarina. - Excuse me for just one moment. Santa! 108 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,869 - I need a word. - I'm at work. You could've called. 109 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,164 You're not answering your phone. Remember? 110 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:41,832 I've come from work. I need to get back, so get out here. 111 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,462 That's my analyst. So sorry. Santa, can you get down here, please? 112 00:07:45,548 --> 00:07:47,539 Please? Thank you. 113 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,175 Santa? 114 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,589 Are you there? 115 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,593 Mum needs you to ring her. 116 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:59,885 Every time she contacts you and gets no response, she contacts me. 117 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,062 Yesterday, 17 times. Just do it. 118 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:05,231 Oh, don't just stand there issuing commands. I am an adult. 119 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,809 You are the furthest thing from an adult that I know. 120 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:10,608 I need time to myself. 121 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,816 I'm asking you to do a single thing, Katarina. 122 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,367 - It's "Kate." - Whatever. Just ring her. Contact her. 123 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:17,660 Give me one good reason. 124 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,658 You've missed five doctor's appointments. 125 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,411 You've got one tomorrow, which you know. You have to be there. 126 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,788 She's also planning a dinner to celebrate my promotion. 127 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:28,212 And you not ringing her is seriously affecting my life. 128 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:31,132 Will you be inviting alba to the dinner? 129 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,127 Just ring your mother. 130 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,098 Christ. 131 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,976 Jenna, it's me. Listen, darling, I'm sorry to leave this message. 132 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:44,099 I just really need a bed for the night. Even possibly a few nights. 133 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,602 You're my bestie. Please. I know. Just... 134 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:50,436 Hey, elf! This is my elf. Santa has elves, you know. 135 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,145 Little helpers. 136 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:55,607 I have nicknamed her "lazy the elf ♪ because she appears never to work. 137 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,702 That's me. 138 00:08:56,786 --> 00:08:59,619 She could also be called "crushing disappointment the elf." 139 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,727 - I'm just... - "Waste of payroll the elf," 140 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,959 "bleeding me dry the elf," "why on earth is she even here the elf." 141 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:41,444 - What? - Jesus. 142 00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:43,619 - Where did you come from? - What are you looking at? 143 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,042 Look. There. You see it? 144 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,790 - Ah. - Just above the lip of the roof there. 145 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,963 It's quite unusual to see a bird like that in town. 146 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,881 Blimey. 147 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,719 - Oh, damn it! - Here. I think it just pooed in your eye. 148 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,137 Yeah, I think so. 149 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,659 - Good-bye, my people. - Sorry. 150 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,389 Ow. 151 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,580 - Where have you been? - Oh. A shitting bird just shat in my eye. 152 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,390 - Is there a bird in here? - No. 153 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,601 Some bloke was outside the shop playing silly buggers. 154 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,186 Maybe you can focus your attention 155 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,338 on the silly buggers inside the shop. 156 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,227 Oh! My phone. Sorry. Sorry. 157 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,653 I'm sorry, Santa. 158 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,857 Yeah! Jenna? Yes! 159 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,764 Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I'll be with you around 8:00. Okay. 160 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,724 - Get off the phone, elf! - Okay, I got to go. Bye. 161 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:26,865 - I'm just gonna get the shit out my eye. - Time to sparkle! 162 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,623 J» just hear those sleigh bells jinglin' ring-ting-tinglin' foo » 163 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:33,420 there you are, sir. Enjoy your festive hybrid hanukkah bush. 164 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,215 - Merry Christmas to you. Thank you. - Thank you. Take care. 165 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,759 D> she drives me crazy » 166 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,950 - your mother again? - I curse the day I was born. 167 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,010 - Me too. - Ha. Funny, no. 168 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,621 I installed everything on her phone, from snapchat to Instagram. 169 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,803 It means I can disappoint her in more ways than ever. 170 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,100 - Mothers are hell. - Oh, yeah. 171 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,683 Mm. Hello. 172 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,734 - Leave him to me. - Oh? 173 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:58,985 You'll just flirt with him, and he'll forget to buy anything. 174 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,774 - Hi. - How can I help you? 175 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,735 Wouldn't mind finding him in my stocking. 176 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,539 - Hi. - Ah! Hi. Hi. 177 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:11,333 - I came in to check on your eye. - It's fine. 178 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,457 It's good luck, you know. “What is? 179 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:14,958 Getting pooed on by a bird. 180 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,165 - Bollocks is it. - No, seriously. 181 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:20,172 So I thought I'd see if you fancied a little stroll with me. 182 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:22,424 Oh, that's my luck, going for a stroll with you? 183 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,515 Might be. 184 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,591 Look, did you find me on swiper? 185 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,845 - Swiper? - Yeah. 186 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,956 The modern dating application you might have heard of. 187 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,516 Oh. So not. 188 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,849 - To be honest, you're not really my type. - To be honest, you're not really mine. 189 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,027 Well, maybe we should just leave it then. 190 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,945 I do like a challenge though. 191 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,898 You considered base jumping? 192 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,904 - Japanese blowfish? - No, I have. 193 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,906 But right now I'm considering a stroll with you. 194 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,613 Consider away, because it's a no. 195 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,791 Is there anything I could improve upon to, say, persuade you? 196 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,493 - No. - Any reason in particular? 197 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,399 Because you're weird, this is weird, and I don't know you. 198 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,004 So, please, could you just leave, okay? 199 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:59,673 - Shoo. Just go. Just go. - Hold on. This is weird. 200 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,968 Weirder than grabber or swiper or whatever it's called? 201 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,090 Yeah. 202 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:05,512 Oh, just... 203 00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:09,051 Weirder than total strangers deciding on one photoshopped image 204 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,557 whether or not to engage in immediate foreplay? 205 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,138 I'm busy. You're weird. Good-bye. 206 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,485 Um... 207 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,450 Do you need any... 208 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,797 - Good evening. - Good Eve... 209 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,300 Can I help you? 210 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,003 I think so. 211 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,681 Go on then. 212 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,597 What is it you were looking for? 213 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,348 Uh... 214 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,024 This. 215 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,021 That is very nice. 216 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,398 It's Mr. claus, I believe. 217 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,604 Yes. 218 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,280 Upon his vehicle. 219 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:05,402 Yes. 220 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,697 Do you have something dissimilar? 221 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:13,248 Yes. We have many dissimilar items. 222 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,628 For instance, this Christmas gibbon. 223 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:33,388 It is amusing. 224 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,270 I think so too. 225 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,814 I'll come back for it. 226 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,105 Yes. 227 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,825 Yes. 228 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,164 Yes. 229 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:04,211 Wow. That was like watching a short Scandinavian film. 230 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,013 Are you all right? 231 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:13,224 - Yes, I'm fine. - Wait. Hang on. Did you like him? 232 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,302 You're so mysterious, I can't tell. 233 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:19,639 - Of course not. - Oh, my god, you did like him. 234 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,395 I don't know anything about him. 235 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,226 And you're fantasizing, elf, 236 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:26,404 because all you seem to think about these days is sex. 237 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,526 Ooh. 238 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,870 Oh, my god! He's coming back. “Where? 239 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,538 Got you. I knew you liked him. 240 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:40,585 Well, now I know. You like your men tall, shy and translucent. 241 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,787 Like a squid, but with bones and less legs. 242 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,873 Shut up, lock up, and good night. 243 00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:46,173 Mm-hmm. 244 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,260 Oh, shit. 245 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,505 Arse, head and hole! 246 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,224 Piss off, Klaus! 247 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,900 Sorry! Late for an audition. 248 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,950 Sorry! Bugger! 249 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,071 No, no! Please wait! Please wait! Please wait! 250 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,827 He was... he was very good. 251 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,704 Not for me. 252 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,831 - Charming. - Jarring. 253 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,755 - I would put him in "maybe plus.” - "Maybe plus." 254 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,634 Hi. 255 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,800 - Hi. Sorry. - Hi. Oh. 256 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,448 - So sorry. I'm late. - Sorry. 257 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,087 The auditions are closed now. 258 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,343 I was on the list. My name's Kate andrich. 259 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,235 There was a terrible accident on the way here. 260 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,680 Was Santa involved? 261 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,136 She was, actually, yeah. 262 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,348 "She"? Oh, is this like a "god being a woman now" thing? 263 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,934 Oh, no. These are my work clothes. Don't worry about it. 264 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,734 Where do you work? Elf and safety? 265 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,574 Not exactly. 266 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,774 Uh, I'm so sorry. You're gonna have to 267 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,530 - come back next time. - It's too late. 268 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:58,158 You know what? Let her go. Who knows? She might be the next Streisand. 269 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:01,662 We don't know. Plus, I've never seen an elf audition before. 270 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,250 Um, yeah. Take it away, you weird little north pole-Ian. 271 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:08,706 It's Kate. Where can I plug in my music? 272 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,462 The sound engineer's gone home. 273 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,137 - Great. - A cappella. The penalty for lateness. 274 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,181 Yeah, I can do that. Okay. Sure. 275 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,436 Okay. 276 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:25,181 J» raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens > 277 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,234 j bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens > 278 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:31,529 j» brown paper packages tied up with string » 279 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,232 j» these are a few of my favorite things » 280 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,739 - stop! Stop. - » when the dog bites... » 281 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,906 - you've got the part. - Don't I need to... 282 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,537 Oh, uh, sorry. No, no, no, it was... 283 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,243 It was shit. 284 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:50,173 J jingle bell, jingle bell jingle bell rock » 285 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,294 whoa! 286 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,626 - You. Again. - What do you mean, "again"? 287 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,303 - Did you follow me here? - No, I made a delivery here. 288 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,006 - Yeah? - Are elves always so cynical? 289 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,808 Yes, relentlessly. These are dark times. 290 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:05,764 So having not followed you here, and having made my delivery, 291 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,144 and you having bumped into me by chance, 292 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:10,070 here we are. 293 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,061 "Here we are"? 294 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,337 Well, for instance, we could go for a walk. 295 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,359 Why do you keep trying to take me for a walk? I'm not a dog. 296 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,944 - You are wearing a collar. - Oh, lol. You know what? 297 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:23,031 - I'm just not in the mood for a walk. - Why? 298 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,459 Well, fine. Okay. 299 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,251 I was just incredibly bad at what I do 300 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,249 in front of people who could've given me a job. 301 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,750 I thought you had a job. 302 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,332 Yes, but it's not what I "do" do. I'm not a career elf. 303 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,421 What do you do? 304 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,056 Sing. 305 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,051 Wow. That's pretty amazing. 306 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,884 I just can't seem to... at the moment. 307 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,220 Anyway, boring, boring, boring. La, la, la. 308 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,645 I'm not bored. 309 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,815 - Actually, who are you? - I'm Tom. 310 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,362 Kate. 311 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,722 - Why are you so flexible? - Why are you dressed like an elf? 312 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,614 You know why. And you know what? 313 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:02,495 I have had my fill of utterly hilarious elf jokes for one night. 314 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,867 Cover me. 315 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,416 - Here? - Here. 316 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,457 You are now my cupboard door. 317 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,548 - Do you do this often? - Only when I have to. 318 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:20,963 - Oh, piss off. Nice covering. - I'm trying my best here. 319 00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,886 Okay. Oh, no. Hang on. 320 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,019 - Where are we going? - This way. Come on. 321 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,155 Oh... 322 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,364 Look at that. 323 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,612 - You never seen this alleyway before? - Nope. 324 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,864 This is the narrowest alley in London. 325 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,913 My mate hendo calls it "fat man's squeeze." 326 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,833 - It's pretty cool, though, isn't it? - Sure. Why not? 327 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,329 I like hidden places. 328 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,289 Has anyone ever told you there's something slightly serial killer-y about you? 329 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,046 No. Come to think of it, no one's ever said that to me before. 330 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,253 - Ah. - Never more than once, anyway. 331 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:06,976 - Why are you always dancing about? - Look up. 332 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,564 Oh, wow. 333 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,061 - Are they mice? - Yeah, I think so. 334 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,318 There must be a story attached to them. I'll have to find out one day. 335 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,521 - Yeah. I mean, it's very... - Come on. 336 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,945 You are so strange. 337 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,277 - You're so weird! - Keep looking up. 338 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,059 Oh. Ow! 339 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,119 - You okay? - No! 340 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:32,543 Just my luck. I face-plant into a pile of rubbish 341 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,588 because I wasn't looking where I was going like a bloody normal person. 342 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,633 - You're not used to looking up. - Or smelling like a bin. 343 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,710 - Have you seen this? - Seen what? 344 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,804 Oh, my god! Yeah. 345 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,849 I've walked down this street many times. I've never seen that before. 346 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,927 Like I say, follow me. 347 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,039 This is cool. 348 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,171 Welcome to my secret little garden. 349 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,545 I had no idea this existed. 350 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,126 Not many people do. 351 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:24,639 Oh. 352 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,931 Ooh. Have a look over there. 353 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,598 - It's Gideon. - Yes. 354 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:30,301 - He's recently divorced. - Oh. 355 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,728 He owes £748 in child support. 356 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,105 How do you know? 357 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:38,104 I heard him have a very loud phone conversation behind that shrub. 358 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,686 He probably thought no one could hear him. 359 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,239 - Oh, and that's Geoff, a mafia Don. - Really? 360 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,237 No. He works at burger king. 361 00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,819 He's also a vegan, so very conflicted. 362 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,538 Who's she? 363 00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,659 That's Ursula. She lives in the flats round the back. 364 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,166 She runs a brothel down in bethnal green. 365 00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,043 Some of the girls used to come, take a seat, 366 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:02,796 have a chat, and then go back to work. 367 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,465 Do you think she was giving them tips? 368 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:08,172 No. More like a bit of support. 369 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,685 - I want to talk to her. - No, you can't do that. No, no. 370 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,347 Everyone keeps everyone's secrets here. It's like an unspoken rule. 371 00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,103 You just told me Gideon's. 372 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,726 Fair point. 373 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,358 You're one of us now. 374 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,738 So when's your next audition? 375 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:35,791 Saturday. It's for frozen. What's that? 376 00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,369 You... you really don't know? 377 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,670 - No, really. - Okay. 378 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:44,217 It's a film about two sisters who used to get on really well, and then don't, 379 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:48,387 because one of them has a problem with ice. 380 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,760 And the production is on ice! 381 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,263 Huh. So you can skate as well as sing? 382 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,265 - No. - You can't skate? 383 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:58,689 Never tried it. I'm gonna wing it. It'll be cool. 384 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,438 - I really enjoyed our walk today. - Ditto. 385 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,987 Would you like to repeat the experience? 386 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:08,066 - Would you like to give me your number? - I don't have a phone. 387 00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:14,163 I was just beginning to think you're not as weird as you look. 388 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,242 Before you throw me in the bin with the rest of your battered conquests, 389 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,748 it's not completely true... I do have a phone. 390 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:23,080 - It's just locked in a cupboard. - Why? 391 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,338 I got so tired of staring at my hand all day. You should try it. 392 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:29,199 - [Phone ringtone: "She drives me crazy" I - That's like saying you should try death. 393 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:32,841 - Somebody really wants to get hold of you. - Someone really isn't gonna get a chance. 394 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,597 No. 395 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,771 Ditch that. All of your stresses will just melt away. 396 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,565 Oh, but I just like stress. 397 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:43,517 Oi. You getting on? 398 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:45,978 - Yeah. - Your chariot awaits. 399 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,564 Indeed. 400 00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,866 - I'll see you at the store. - Okay. 401 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:54,195 - And don't forget... look up. - Oh, for god's sake, shut up, will you? 402 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,518 - Hi. - Hi. Thank you so much. 403 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,274 - Thank you so much. - It's okay. 404 00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:32,074 And your suite, madame. Ta-da! 405 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,949 You called just before we got the crib up, so there was still room. 406 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,749 Yeah. This is gonna be so good for my sex life. 407 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:51,471 - Hey, ruf. - Hey, Kate. 408 00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:52,795 - Thanks for this. - Holding up? 409 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:55,427 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, fine. Totally fine. - How's it all been? 410 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:57,178 [Ringtone: "She drives me crazy"I 411 00:23:57,269 --> 00:24:00,511 - reentry and all that. How's Santa? - Oh, you know, fine. 412 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,932 Her usual curt, Asian self. 413 00:24:04,026 --> 00:24:05,891 I thought you might have decided to move on. 414 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,351 No, no. 415 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,090 With something that started as a Saturday job? 416 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,400 Yeah. Comfy where I am. 417 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,318 And what about your folks and mad marta, 418 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,653 - with her law firm and her briefcase? - Oh. 419 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:22,037 I stay out of contact with the crazies, just to give myself a bit of space. 420 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:26,040 - Are the doctors keeping in touch? - How about being pregnant? Huh? 421 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,168 - For crying out loud, how's that? - It's a total conspiracy, is what it is. 422 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,625 - Yeah? - They lie to you about pregnancy. 423 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,462 You know the whole glowing, mother-to-be image you see in the ads? 424 00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:37,047 It's just bollocks. Genuine bollocks. 425 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,554 It's just a nine-month-long trauma 426 00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:41,289 - spent piddling into cups... - Of course it is. 427 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:44,146 Being poked up the vag by strangers with cold hands, 428 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,771 and if men had to do this shit, we would have contraceptive beer. 429 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,146 Actually, if men had to do it, 430 00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:51,399 - the human race would just die out. - Shh. 431 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:55,233 No, ruf. I know you know all this, and I know you're fed up with feminism... 432 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,865 I'm not fed up with feminism. No, I mean she's not listening. 433 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,121 That's not right. 434 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:10,460 This is a fish knife. I'm trying to cut a passion fruit with a fish knife. 435 00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:14,089 - If anyone can do it, you can. - It's your fault. You did this. 436 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,921 > Wake me up before you go-go » 437 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,507 j» don't leave me hangin'on like a yo-yo » 438 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:20,601 > wake me up » 439 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:25,228 well, hey, sleeping beauty. 440 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,397 - Hi. - Come and grab some food. 441 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,484 Oh, yeah. 442 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,935 Oh! Good sleeping. 443 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,864 Anyone up for a, you know, pizza? Bottle of rioja? 444 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:36,690 Mm. Celiac. 445 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,650 - Oh, yeah. I forgot. - And preggers. 446 00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,237 So we ain't drinking either, party girl. 447 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:44,539 Okay. Well, I'm off out. 448 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:47,834 Okay. I'll see you later. I won't be too late. I promise. 449 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,128 Yeah, all right. Peace out. 450 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,592 Don't. She's my oldest friend. 451 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:58,241 - I know it seems like she's... - The most selfish woman in the world? 452 00:25:58,265 --> 00:26:00,927 Oof. Harsh. She's been ill. 453 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:04,977 I'm over the galleon, but one more thing, and my legendary Patience will crumble. 454 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,020 Don't bring that up. She burned her eyebrows off. 455 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,519 Her eyebrows will grow back. You know what won't grow back? 456 00:26:11,445 --> 00:26:13,686 - Oh, my... - My matchstick galleon. 457 00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:15,567 No, I agree. One, and she's out. 458 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:19,775 Wakey, wakey, London. Here's something to start your day. 459 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,040 No! Not again! Stop. Shh. 460 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,883 - You take me for full english now? - No. You had the full english last night. 461 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,844 Hi. 462 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,721 Morning. Hello. 463 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,554 Happy? A good morning. It's brilliant. It's lovely, isn't it? 464 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:49,559 Wow. Someone looks not rested. 465 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,515 What? Me? No, fine. Totally fine. 466 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:56,320 - Able to leap sofas in a single bound... - Oh, my god! No, no, no! 467 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:24,765 - Just gonna write this out for you. - They've had a right go, haven't they? 468 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,264 - Probably just kids. - Yeah, I reckon it's just kids. 469 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:30,687 I just said. This is your crime number. You'll need it for insurance. 470 00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,981 - What happened? - Break-in, I'm afraid. 471 00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:34,808 Very common this time of year. 472 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,360 - Place like this is a prime target. - Lovely, it is. 473 00:27:38,157 --> 00:27:39,522 Is that a crocodile with pom-poms? 474 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,193 - Yes. - And, uh, who's this? 475 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,573 This is my employee. 476 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:49,031 She locked up last night, so please ask her if she saw anything. 477 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,285 Nothing out of the ordinary. 478 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,192 - Are you writing that down? - How do you spell "ordinary"? 479 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,753 Well, we're done here. We'll be in touch if we hear anything. 480 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:02,336 - Mm, pity. It's a lovely place. - It is. I love Christmas. 481 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,762 No, you don't. 482 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,035 You make "have a merry Christmas" sound like a death threat. 483 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:07,515 What are you talking about? 484 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,470 - Merry Christmas. - Have yourself a merry Christmas, yeah? 485 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:12,646 - You see? You just did it. - What do you mean? 486 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:13,848 Let me get my phone out. 487 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,212 I'll record you, and you'll realize you sound like Jason statham. 488 00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,131 That's a good thing, 'cause I love Jason statham, 489 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,591 - so that's not an insult. - Santa, I... 490 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:21,321 - Don't talk to me. - But, listen, I... 491 00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:24,616 I said, "don't talk to me." You forgot to lock up. 492 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,239 Don't deny it. 493 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:27,866 I can pay you back. 494 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,788 Now, you listen to me, and you listen good. 495 00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:36,540 You were great at your job when you started. 496 00:28:36,632 --> 00:28:38,873 That's why I took you on full-time. 497 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:43,506 You've got a way with people, and I felt so lucky to have you. 498 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:47,048 - Thanks. - But I don't feel lucky anymore. 499 00:28:48,018 --> 00:28:50,725 Since you came back, you started losing your shit. 500 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:53,098 It's like you don't care about anything. 501 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:57,774 So now, you care about this. 502 00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:02,237 I had to smash my own window to make it look like a break-in. 503 00:29:02,324 --> 00:29:04,986 Otherwise I wouldn't get the insurance. 504 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,911 You turned me into someone who broke the law. 505 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:17,374 I can't believe I'm even giving you another chance, but I am, because... 506 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,421 I am a good person. Yeah. 507 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:23,672 But one more thing, and you're out. 508 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:29,715 So clean up your mess, you stupid, stupid girl. 509 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:39,224 » joy fo the world » 510 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,838 » joy fo the world » 511 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:43,353 > the lord is come! 512 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:47,532 J' let earth receive her king j 513 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,321 j prepare him room 514 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:55,282 js and heaven and nature sing j» 515 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,743 js and heaven and nature sing j» 516 00:29:57,838 --> 00:30:00,295 j and heaven, and heaven > 517 00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:02,623 js and nature sing j 518 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:08,716 hey. 519 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,887 Hey. 520 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:12,473 Were you coming to see me? 521 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:17,183 - Great. - You okay? 522 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:18,855 Yeah. No, we had a break-in, 523 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,978 - and Santa's taken it really badly. - Right. 524 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,340 And I got chucked out of my digs this morning, so I've got nowhere to stay. 525 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,025 - Hmm. - Anyway, I'm homeless again. 526 00:30:26,116 --> 00:30:27,481 That bad, huh? 527 00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:28,782 Yep. 528 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:29,949 Okay. 529 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:34,058 - You should come with me then. - You were so coming to see me. 530 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,743 - Mm-mmm. - Yep. 531 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:36,914 - Nope. - Yep. 532 00:30:37,002 --> 00:30:38,458 Not in your wildest dreams. 533 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:39,830 - Uh, yeah. - This way. 534 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:42,503 - Yeah, you were coming to see me. - Uh-uh. 535 00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:45,291 Here we are. 536 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,636 - What is this? - Your people. The homeless. 537 00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,805 Oh, Christ. 538 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,598 Well, thanks, bono 539 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,802 or Mother Teresa or whoever wins the moral superiority prize. 540 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,762 You're the one who used the word "homeless." 541 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,269 I meant I haven't got a place to stay that I've chosen. 542 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,046 I choose not to go back to my parents' house. 543 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:06,187 - And they live here in London? - Yeah, kind of, sort of. 544 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,926 Christ, if I'm going home, I'm gonna need a drink. 545 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:11,737 How about you leave it, and you go home alarmingly sober? 546 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,615 Bugger off, person who has never met my parents. 547 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:15,786 Okay. 548 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,164 Where are you going? 549 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:21,330 - I'm going in there. - Well, you're not homeless? 550 00:31:21,421 --> 00:31:22,706 No, I volunteer in here. 551 00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:28,379 Christ, why don't you just get "Saint" tattooed on your forehead? 552 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:31,086 Oh, boy. Just can't help it, can you? 553 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:32,675 Help what? 554 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,511 Never mind. Good luck. 555 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,434 - Oh. - Good night. 556 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,560 J somebody told me 557 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,480 j' boy, everything she wants j 558 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,530 j is everything she sees > 559 00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:55,194 j I guess I must have loved you 560 00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:59,327 j' because I said you were the perfect girl for me 561 00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,418 j baby j 562 00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:03,084 j and how we're six months older > 563 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:06,087 js and everything you want j 564 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,916 - I and everything you see > - Hi. Yeah, I need a cab. 565 00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:11,877 J is out of reach, not good enough » 566 00:32:17,519 --> 00:32:21,432 I honestly think she preferred it when I was ill. 567 00:32:21,523 --> 00:32:24,856 You know? Like it made her more important, more center-stage. 568 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:28,561 And all she's done, really, since the operation, 569 00:32:28,655 --> 00:32:32,068 is try to interfere and control my life. 570 00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:33,759 How do you even know if you have a life? 571 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,555 Does anything official arrive that tells you? 572 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:37,945 Like an envelope that's like, "dear so-and-so. 573 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,246 You now have a life. We wish you'd get on with it." 574 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,166 - Hmm. - Oh, everything's just such a mess. 575 00:32:43,253 --> 00:32:44,993 How did I even get here? 576 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:46,828 Through the tunnel. 577 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:48,333 Yeah. 578 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,208 Here we are. 579 00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,669 Mm. Thanks, dad. 580 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,721 You coming in? 581 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,844 No, no, no. Your mother is still up. 582 00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:00,766 I like to wait until she's asleep. 583 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:02,765 She talks less. 584 00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:09,435 Why don't you just get a divorce, huh? Been avoiding each other for years. 585 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,487 Ah. No, divorce is for the rich. 586 00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:13,814 Ah. 587 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,904 Get some rest, Katarina. You look done in. 588 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,235 It's "Kate." 589 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,330 Ah. 590 00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,451 Don't pick up anyone dodgy. 591 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:24,407 Yeah. 592 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:25,709 Love you. 593 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,010 Oh. 594 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:47,768 Mum? 595 00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,897 Mum, would you let me in? 596 00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:55,188 Mum? Would... mum! 597 00:33:56,785 --> 00:33:58,946 Nailed it shut. Mental. 598 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,325 Kgb! Open up! Kgb! 599 00:34:05,752 --> 00:34:08,084 Stop. Stop. You are very bad girl. 600 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,954 - Would you prefer the kgb? - Kgb... 601 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,291 You don't make joke about what you don't understand. 602 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,613 Yeah, well, can I just come in? 603 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:17,798 What you done”? You look like dead person. 604 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,629 Oh, yeah. Thanks. Great parenting. Great. 605 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,932 - Why don't you ring me? You have phone. - It's broken. 606 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:28,389 Why you say that? Why you not ring me when I worry about you? 607 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:30,849 Not to hear nothing. 608 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:36,439 No call, no Twitter, no snapchat shot. 609 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:38,569 I think, "she's dead, she's had lapse, 610 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:42,198 she's never coming home, like her father who is never here." 611 00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:47,158 - My life is hell, Katarina. - It's "Kate." It's "Kate." 612 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:51,245 "Kate" is not a name. "Katarina" is name. 613 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:56,174 Katarina. Cat is animal. Cat, dog. 614 00:34:56,261 --> 00:34:59,253 What I call marta? Dog. I call you cat. Meow. 615 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:02,009 Yeah, no, great, but can I get some sleep? 616 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,307 One of us should sleep. 617 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:05,850 I don't sleep. 618 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,598 This is very... 619 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:09,600 This is naughty. Yeah. 620 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:14,230 - Mum! Can I please just go to sleep? - Yes, you sleep. We talk morning. 621 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:16,232 - You are clean, hmm? - Yeah, yeah. 622 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,279 - Pillow. Pillow. - Okay. Yeah, it's a pillow. 623 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,106 - Head. Sleep. - Yeah, I'm gonna... 624 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,651 - Mm. - Yeah, okay. 625 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,246 - Okay. Good night. - Naughty. 626 00:35:32,589 --> 00:35:33,749 Oh, god. 627 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,363 So, tell me about the diet. Keeping up with the fruit and veg? 628 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:05,454 Yeah, fine. 629 00:36:05,538 --> 00:36:07,779 She's eating rubbish when she is outside. 630 00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:10,786 When she's at home, she's eating my food, and it's good. 631 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,959 I'm sure it is. What about sleep? 632 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,357 - It's all right. - She never sleeps. 633 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:15,381 Exercise? 634 00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:16,625 - Religiously. - Not at all. 635 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,206 - Alcohol? - Every once in a while. 636 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:20,132 Oh, she's drinking like the pirate. 637 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,572 - You say you're okay. - Yep. 638 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,636 And your mother says the opposite. Who do I believe? 639 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,588 - Me, obviously. - Me, the mother, of course. 640 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,801 All right, all right, listen. There's nothing conclusive here, 641 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,728 but you, Kate, you've got to take care of your heart. 642 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:35,558 You need to rest more, eat better, drink less, 643 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,188 and stop being so angry. 644 00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:38,278 Da. 645 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:41,355 And you, Mrs. andrich, you need to worry less. 646 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,362 I not sleeping. Can you please give me something for sleeping? 647 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:47,739 Mrs. andrich, you've been given everything there is 648 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:50,072 for sleep, anxiety, panic attacks, the lot. 649 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:52,144 You have the best that modern medicine has to offer. 650 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:56,332 - Then what can I do? - Join a club. Hmm? Talk to other people. 651 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,833 Enjoy time with your friends. 652 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,125 - All my friends were murdered. - Okay, fine. 653 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,585 Thank you so much for your time. Let's go, mum. Come on. 654 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,887 - Come on. I know. Out we get. - Thank you. 655 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,774 - Sorry. Let's go. - We'll see you in a month. 656 00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:12,748 Thank you! 657 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:13,772 Bloody hell. 658 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:31,241 Can I help? 659 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:32,697 No. 660 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,532 I'm having a self-pity party. 661 00:37:34,627 --> 00:37:36,583 Ooh. Am I invited? 662 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,129 Only if you promise to judge me. 663 00:37:40,216 --> 00:37:42,457 Oh, you definitely don't need any help doing that. 664 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,004 Or maybe you do. 665 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,419 I'm very good at tidying up. 666 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,303 Yes. 667 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:10,364 These expensive? 668 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,490 Just... 669 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,331 Idiot. Follow me. 670 00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,952 Ah. Ta-da. 671 00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:23,419 All right, Mr. muscle, you can get to refreshing that tree. 672 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:24,510 This one? Yeah. 673 00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,629 Going home always makes me crazy. 674 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,926 - How was it? - Hell. Mum sung me to sleep. 675 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,223 You're the only person who can make being sung to sleep sound like waterboarding. 676 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:41,558 Well, it's not that dissimilar. 677 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,861 These, um, folk songs make you want to string yourself up. 678 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:47,572 Is that where you get your singing from? 679 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,446 Yeah, she was a singer back in the homeland. 680 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:52,243 - Where was that? - Former yugoslavia. 681 00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:53,914 We had to escape. 682 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,829 - Because of the war? - Exactly. 683 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,787 Mm. Must have been hard. 684 00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:01,290 Yeah. Dad was a lawyer. 685 00:39:01,381 --> 00:39:04,544 Um, and now he stays away from home as much as he can 686 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,340 because he'd rather be dead. 687 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:10,215 Except he's a minicab driver, which is sort of the same thing. 688 00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,300 Can he not practice here? 689 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:16,431 No, he couldn't afford to retrain, so he's out all the time. 690 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:19,263 Also to avoid my mother, who's given to depression 691 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,689 in much the same way as, um... 692 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,232 What? 693 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:26,319 You're looking at me like some sort of science experiment that's gone wrong. 694 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,446 Sorry. No, I'm interested. 695 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,533 Hmm. 696 00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:32,404 Your mother... when was the last time you saw her not being depressed? 697 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,996 Ooh, I think when I got really ill. 698 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,664 And she was happy about that? 699 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:42,960 No, but she was happy about the attention. 700 00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:46,756 I mean, I got a lot of attention, but I was unconscious. 701 00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,667 She got more. 702 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:51,548 The doctors, the nurses, the hospital staff. 703 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:53,838 Drama. God, she loved it. 704 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:58,309 She sort of flowered under it, like a late blossoming or something. 705 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:01,513 Anyway, when I got better, it all went away, 706 00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:03,599 and she's just never been the same since. 707 00:40:03,693 --> 00:40:05,684 Maybe she enjoyed being needed again. 708 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,019 Oh, trust you to come up with something understanding. 709 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:12,782 That is truly horrific. I mean, who buys this stuff? 710 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:14,109 Santa. 711 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:18,993 She's Chinese, so she's got access to some really freaky outlets. 712 00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:22,367 She just loves Christmas more than anything else. 713 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:25,624 - More than taste or sanity. - Yes, exactly. 714 00:40:25,715 --> 00:40:28,673 And that isn't even the nastiest thing we sell. 715 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,297 - Inconceivable. - Hang on. 716 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:36,635 - Dun, dun, dah! - Oh! 717 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,387 Check it out. “What is it? 718 00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:40,810 Is that donkey actually smiling at me? Yeah. Yeah. 719 00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,138 - And that baby has a full set of teeth. - Oof. 720 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:45,564 I sold four of these last week. I'm that good. 721 00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:49,110 Oh, it's a techno manger. 722 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:51,904 Yeah. It's a disco nativity scene. 723 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,856 Is that really a good nutritional choice? 724 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,317 Oh, god, don't you start. 725 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,570 - Where are you? - Look up. 726 00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,209 Yeah. 727 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:04,625 After what you've been through, 728 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,499 shouldn't you be eating quinoa or Kale or something? 729 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,627 Yeah, but this admittedly rank burger 730 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:13,300 is all part of my grand plan to become a famous singer 731 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,003 and die like Kurt cobain, 732 00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,430 Amy winehouse and all the rest at the age of 27. 733 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,633 How old are you? 45 734 00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,138 oh. Good to have dreams. 735 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,345 Not really. I'm 26. 736 00:41:23,439 --> 00:41:24,895 Oh, thank god. You still have time. 737 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,603 Come on. Get rid of that. 738 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,560 Let's go. I've got a surprise for you. 739 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:36,574 - Ugh. Really? - Mm! Yummy! 740 00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:40,995 There's something wrong with me. I'm too trusting. 741 00:41:41,082 --> 00:41:43,198 Down a dark alley again with a complete stranger. 742 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:47,001 I don't even... I mean, seriously... 743 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,705 - All right then. - Need a hand? 744 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,086 No. 745 00:41:53,928 --> 00:41:55,168 Oh. 746 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:56,573 - Oh, my god. - That looked painful. 747 00:41:56,597 --> 00:41:58,303 Yeah. I'm fine! 748 00:41:58,391 --> 00:42:00,302 You're fine. That was like poetry in motion. 749 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:01,393 - Piss off. - Come on. 750 00:42:01,477 --> 00:42:04,059 Sure. I never wanted kids anyway. 751 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:08,898 Okay. Now I am intrigued. 752 00:42:08,985 --> 00:42:11,146 - How are you gonna dispose of my body? - Shh! 753 00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,478 I am shushing. 754 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:17,011 Stay back. 755 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:19,276 Are you seriously doing a James Bond impression? 756 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,702 Now is not the time for unpleasantness. 757 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:24,997 Now is the time for romance! 758 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,003 You like? 759 00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:37,593 I like, yeah. 760 00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,130 Let's go. 761 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:44,680 J these are the days of the open hand .» 762 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,267 j they will not be the last 763 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,057 j look around now j 764 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:56,112 j these are the days of the beggars and the choosers j 765 00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,737 j this is the year of the hungry man > 766 00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,532 whose place is in the past 767 00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:05,955 j hand in hand > 768 00:43:06,042 --> 00:43:11,537 js with ignorance and legitimate excuses j 769 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:15,419 j the rich declare themselves poor 770 00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,923 j and most of us are not sure > 771 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:20,378 j if we have too much j” 772 00:43:20,473 --> 00:43:22,885 j but we'll take our chances > 773 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:26,138 j 'cause god's stopped keeping score > 774 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,972 j I guess somewhere along the way j 775 00:43:30,066 --> 00:43:34,605 j' he must have let us all out to play j 776 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:36,026 j turned his back j” 777 00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,651 j and all god's children > 778 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,528 j crept out the back door 779 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:47,705 js well, maybe we should all be praying for time j 780 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,584 oil 781 00:43:49,669 --> 00:43:50,669 - oh, sorry! - Oh, crap. 782 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:51,959 You can't be in here! 783 00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:53,046 - Yeah, no. - Sorry, no. 784 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,372 - We're leaving. - Absolutely, we're leaving. 785 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,177 - Ow! - I'm coming. I'm com... 786 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:08,142 I would... I call that a successful date. 787 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:11,721 Fun, free, illegal, romantic. 788 00:44:11,816 --> 00:44:13,477 And practical too. Don't forget. 789 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,728 Why practical? 790 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:16,229 Your audition. 791 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,901 Remember? Yes. 792 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,571 I'd like to think that I played a part in your rise to stardom. 793 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,445 Remember me when you're at the top. 794 00:44:23,536 --> 00:44:25,322 No chance. Tom who? 795 00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:27,407 Actually, Tom who? 796 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:30,083 Webster. 797 00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:33,497 Ah. You look like a Webster. 798 00:44:36,132 --> 00:44:37,372 Now what? 799 00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,416 Now I've got to go to work. 800 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,383 Um... 801 00:44:44,473 --> 00:44:45,963 You knew. 802 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,969 I work nights. Yes. 803 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,101 I knew. 804 00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:53,555 It's night. Cool. Okay. 805 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,185 How you gonna get home? 806 00:44:55,276 --> 00:44:56,766 Oh, the bus. 807 00:44:58,154 --> 00:44:59,564 You gonna be okay? 808 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,901 As okay as I'll ever be on the bus. 809 00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:05,904 Okay, then. I'll come find you at the shop. 810 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:10,409 I'm not sure if I've still got a job. Santa kind of hates me. 811 00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:12,706 Maybe you should do something nice for Santa. 812 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:15,538 Good luck. 813 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:21,711 Look up. 814 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,716 Christ. 815 00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:35,100 - So this is our selection of nutcrackers. - Working hard over here. 816 00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:37,477 - Mm. - You know, from the ballet? 817 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,728 - Tchaikovsky? - Ah! 818 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,902 Which kind of music is this? I want something... 819 00:45:41,989 --> 00:45:44,901 This is Christmas music. You must enjoy it. 820 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:55,287 - This is a big nutcracker. - Can my nuts fit inside there? 821 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:56,939 It depends on how big are your nuts. 822 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,043 But it's too big. We can't take that with us. 823 00:45:59,090 --> 00:46:01,923 Santa, um, I think I can take over from there. 824 00:46:02,009 --> 00:46:04,170 Because, um, there's also someone here, 825 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,969 a gentleman who requires your specific assistance. 826 00:46:07,056 --> 00:46:09,513 Yes, you can have a look. Think about it. 827 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:12,913 I'm gonna show you to the even bigger nutcrackers around the corner. 828 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:14,052 There's bigger nuts? 829 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,182 For your big nuts. Here we are. 830 00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,941 Have you come back for the gibbon? 831 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:25,233 Of all the things in my life, 832 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:28,487 this is my best thing. 833 00:46:29,954 --> 00:46:30,954 What is? 834 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:33,037 Christmas. 835 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,084 Really? 836 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:38,033 This is why I love to come in here. 837 00:46:38,629 --> 00:46:42,463 I also love it. That is why I have this shop. 838 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,249 Oh, wow. 839 00:46:48,347 --> 00:46:51,885 Have a Holly jolly Christmas j» 840 00:46:51,976 --> 00:46:54,058 js and in case you didn't hear 841 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:59,939 js oh, by golly have a Holly jolly Christmas j 842 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:05,569 Kate, that was lovely. Thank you. 843 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,022 Wonderful. I can smell the commitment. 844 00:47:08,117 --> 00:47:10,887 Do you know we have people turn up here, never been on an ice rink before? 845 00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,118 I just couldn't imagine. 846 00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:16,368 Do you know we had a woman turn up in a crop top? 847 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,099 - In a crop top to audition. - I remember. 848 00:47:18,127 --> 00:47:19,788 Do you remember her flip-flops? 849 00:47:20,379 --> 00:47:22,244 Thank you. We'll be in touch. 850 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:24,376 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 851 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,004 - I think she'd be good for the horse. - Do you think so? 852 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:28,094 Oh, no! 853 00:47:29,805 --> 00:47:30,885 Are you all right? 854 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:34,511 I, uh, I did that just in case you thought I was too perfect. 855 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,801 Okay. 856 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,060 Okay. 857 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,854 Thank goodness for a heavy woolen tight. 858 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:42,101 Idiot. 859 00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:44,855 Skaters fall. It's fine. 860 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,662 So it went well, and I am happy. 861 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:04,916 Good. 862 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:07,714 All set for your date? Good lord. 863 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:13,880 Okay. Right, um... “What? 864 00:48:13,974 --> 00:48:15,885 We're just gonna need to dial this down. 865 00:48:15,976 --> 00:48:17,261 I'm making an effort. 866 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,804 He's gonna think he's wandered into the llama enclosure. Close. 867 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:24,390 - Ow. - Mm-hmm. 868 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:27,272 Ow. Yeah. 869 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:29,775 - Serves you right. - So I defer to the swiper queen. 870 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,737 There we are. 871 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,530 So, where is see-through taking you? 872 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,706 I have no idea. What's his name? 873 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:44,081 I can't pronounce it. Lots of glottal stops. 874 00:48:46,173 --> 00:48:49,290 Oh, when I try to say it, I sound like a cat with a fur ball. 875 00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:52,176 So I've decided to call him boy. 876 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,754 Hmm. Well, at least your name's easier to pronounce. 877 00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:56,760 What? Huang qing shin? 878 00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:00,176 You're not really called Santa? 879 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:03,312 Of course not, idiot. I chose it for the shop. 880 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:04,764 Really? 881 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,601 When I worked at the pet shop, I called myself kitty. 882 00:49:07,695 --> 00:49:09,151 - No. - Mm-hmm. 883 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:13,447 And at the health food shop, I was miso. 884 00:49:13,534 --> 00:49:15,525 - No, no. - Mm-hmm. Yes, yes. 885 00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:18,156 Guess what it was in the bakery on the edgware road. 886 00:49:18,247 --> 00:49:21,330 - Uh... crumpet? Sausage roll? - Muffin. 887 00:49:21,417 --> 00:49:23,658 Muffin? "Muff" for short. 888 00:49:23,752 --> 00:49:26,835 - Excellent. - More important is, how do I look? 889 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,299 Really hot. 890 00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,544 - Did you just giggle like a girl? - I am a girl. 891 00:49:34,638 --> 00:49:36,629 - Not really. - Oh, shut up. 892 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:38,635 And where's this man of yours? 893 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:42,059 The one you keep looking out the window for instead of working. 894 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,895 I don't know. He hasn't got a phone. 895 00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:47,018 Oh. He's wise. 896 00:49:47,610 --> 00:49:49,896 - What is he doing with you? - Nothing. 897 00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:51,321 Hmm. 898 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:55,527 Don't worry, elf. He'll turn up. 899 00:50:42,915 --> 00:50:44,826 Hi. Excuse me. I'm looking for someone. 900 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,453 - Who's that then? - Uh, Tom. 901 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,125 Ah, ah, ah. 902 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:51,204 - Would you like a biscuit, Arthur? - Have you got a bourbon, Danny boy? 903 00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:54,165 No, but can I press you to a custard cream? 904 00:50:54,260 --> 00:50:57,297 - Ooh. I wish somebody would. - Tom, did you say? 905 00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,844 Yeah, Tom. Um, he's tall... 906 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,263 Tom! 907 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,886 Take your pick, young lady. 908 00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,352 Right. Yeah, see, the thing is, he's not homeless. 909 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,179 What's he doing here then? 910 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,312 Um, well, he works here. Nights, I think. 911 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,985 Ah, I don't see the night lot, me. He must be a volunteer. 912 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,358 - Yes. That's... - Oi, Danny! Give us a hand? 913 00:51:17,449 --> 00:51:20,031 Speaking of which, be a pet and serve the teas 914 00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,905 while I get the soup sorted. 915 00:51:21,996 --> 00:51:25,079 And only two biscuits each, mind. I'm not made of bloody biscuits. 916 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,907 And watch this one, 'cause last week he filled his pockets. 917 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:29,617 Come on then! Tea's up! 918 00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:34,668 - I'm Tom. Ex-grenadier. - Lovely. Um... 919 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:35,758 Will I do? 920 00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:38,585 Do you know, actually, it's a whole different Tom. 921 00:51:38,679 --> 00:51:42,171 But would you like a biscuit? I could make some tea. 922 00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,009 - Just the two then? - Just... 923 00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:53,891 Anyone like a cup of tea? 924 00:51:55,362 --> 00:51:56,852 Try and keep it down to ten. Oi, oi. 925 00:51:57,906 --> 00:52:00,773 - Nice of you to volunteer. - I didn't. I was press-ganged. 926 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:04,322 - You want to help us with the soup? - No. Thank you, but no. 927 00:52:04,413 --> 00:52:06,995 If Tom Webster does come in, could you just tell him 928 00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,947 that Kate needs to talk to him? 929 00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:10,783 Not "needs." "Would like"? 930 00:52:11,503 --> 00:52:13,960 Yeah. Yeah. 931 00:52:14,048 --> 00:52:16,209 - Got it. - Yeah, 'cause he doesn't have a phone. 932 00:52:16,300 --> 00:52:20,168 - Would you like soup? You've earned it. - No, I'm good. Thanks. 933 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,761 Dan, what do you reckon? 934 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,678 Bit up herself, I thought. 935 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:32,559 And she's very happy. 936 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,732 - I show you picture. - You showed me, mum. 937 00:52:34,818 --> 00:52:36,979 A little beautiful picture. 938 00:52:37,071 --> 00:52:39,608 - Hey. - Oh! Oh, at last! 939 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,484 - There she is. - Hey, at last. 940 00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:44,442 I was so worried. Where you are, huh? 941 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:46,948 I was volunteering at a homeless shelter. 942 00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,075 - What it mean? - It means helping, mum. 943 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,531 You? Helping? Yes. 944 00:52:50,626 --> 00:52:54,084 Sure, you were. And I just rescued an orphan from a burning car. 945 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,753 Did I miss something? 946 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,296 Oh, wow. 947 00:52:59,468 --> 00:53:01,780 I'm sorry. The dinner to celebrate your promotion. 948 00:53:01,804 --> 00:53:04,045 Second promotion. Great achievement. 949 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:05,379 Thank you, dad. 950 00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,466 - Now you are here, we have krem for a. - I'm sorry. 951 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,427 - Seriously, marta, I am sorry. - It doesn't matter. 952 00:53:11,522 --> 00:53:13,854 Oh, thanks a lot, mum. Your favorite. 953 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:15,431 I'm all right, actually. 954 00:53:15,526 --> 00:53:17,767 Is there something wrong with your favorite cake now? 955 00:53:17,861 --> 00:53:19,601 No. I'm just not hungry. 956 00:53:20,823 --> 00:53:24,361 There's always something, isn't there? Like, you're hungry, you're not hungry. 957 00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:28,410 You're tired, you're overexcited. You've got a tummy ache. 958 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,864 Gosh, you're so tiresome, Katarina. 959 00:53:31,959 --> 00:53:34,041 Marta, it's "Kate." 960 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,368 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 961 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,169 - You taught her this terrible word? - Of course not. 962 00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,293 Do you even know what nabijem te na kurac means? 963 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:41,464 Yeah, I actually do. 964 00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,918 It means, "I will nail you to my dick." 965 00:53:44,012 --> 00:53:46,048 - Yeah, I knew that. - Not "dick." "Penis." 966 00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:48,051 Well, "dick" means "penis." 967 00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:50,474 - Dick means penis? - Dick means penis. 968 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,927 - No, dick is our neighbor. - It also means penis. 969 00:53:53,605 --> 00:53:55,186 Dick, our neighbor, is called penis? 970 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:56,684 Dick is penis. Penis is dick. 971 00:53:56,775 --> 00:53:58,670 - That's the same word. - Would you stop saying dick and penis? 972 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:00,630 - Just... I'm trying to explain. - Whatever, you know? 973 00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,817 - I'm just so bored of your shit. - Marta, stop. She's ill. 974 00:54:03,907 --> 00:54:06,774 - She's not ill anymore, mum. - She is not ill anymore, Petra. 975 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,281 And what you know? What you know anything about this family? 976 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,828 - You're never here. - I'm not ill anymore, all right? 977 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:14,827 She is still ill. Why is she still working in silly Christmas shop 978 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:17,330 when she was always the bright one? 979 00:54:18,714 --> 00:54:19,749 Shh. 980 00:54:20,215 --> 00:54:21,421 You are very hard worker. 981 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:26,172 Wha... oh, right, yeah. Well, apparently, with my pathetic, inferior little brain. 982 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:30,131 Now she's wasting her life, which only a miracle save her. 983 00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:33,342 - Wasting my life. Thanks, mum. - And you have job you dream of. 984 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:36,395 Yeah, except that I didn't dream of it, did 1? You did. 985 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,643 Dad can't be a lawyer here, so I had to be, 986 00:54:38,734 --> 00:54:41,100 no matter what I might have actually wanted to do. 987 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:42,651 Would you rather drive minicab? 988 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:45,980 Look what it done to him. He look thousand years old. 989 00:54:46,074 --> 00:54:47,735 Oh, thanks. 990 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,138 And you, you sit there and you think it's absolutely acceptable 991 00:54:50,162 --> 00:54:51,389 to say that she's cleverer than me, 992 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,558 and I'm expected to swallow it just because she's been ill. 993 00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:54,822 Marta, calm down. 994 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,454 Don't you dare tell me to calm down, all right? 995 00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:02,587 Katarina, or Kate, or whatever your name is now, 996 00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:04,210 because you're ashamed of who you are. 997 00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:06,087 Oh, I'm ashamed of who I am? 998 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:08,715 What about you? Where's alba? 999 00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:10,556 Shut up. 1000 00:55:10,641 --> 00:55:13,474 On your big celebration dinner, where is your girlfriend? 1001 00:55:14,686 --> 00:55:18,019 Alba? Alba is... alba is marta's flatmate. 1002 00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:21,598 And that's how it's always gonna be. I bet she's really happy about that. 1003 00:55:22,986 --> 00:55:24,522 What she say? 1004 00:55:26,406 --> 00:55:27,862 God, you're a piece of work. 1005 00:55:31,787 --> 00:55:32,822 Marta. 1006 00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:34,987 - Marta. - Marta. 1007 00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:37,917 Eh... 1008 00:55:39,044 --> 00:55:40,909 Eat. You look like skeleton. 1009 00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:45,164 I got to go. 1010 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,712 Good-bye, mum. 1011 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:54,093 I will nail you to my dick. 1012 00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:08,651 » so every day I see you in some other face » 1013 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:11,607 j» they crack a smile, talk a while » 1014 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,694 j» and try to take your place > 1015 00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:22,247 j» my memory my memory serves me far too well .> 1016 00:56:25,632 --> 00:56:28,465 j I just sit here on this mountain > 1017 00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:30,713 j' thinking to myself > 1018 00:56:30,804 --> 00:56:33,887 j you're a fool, boy why don't you go down 1019 00:56:33,974 --> 00:56:39,059 j' find somebody find somebody else ./ 1020 00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:44,732 j» my memory my memory serves me far too well .> 1021 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:47,981 - hey. What're you doing out so late? - Where have you been? 1022 00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:49,732 - What's up? - "What's up?" 1023 00:56:49,823 --> 00:56:51,609 Me not being able to find you is what's up. 1024 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:54,407 You just... you've been disappearing for days on end. 1025 00:56:54,494 --> 00:56:56,701 - Two days. - And I've been trying to find you. 1026 00:56:56,788 --> 00:57:00,531 So take your stupid phone out of your cupboard and contact me. 'Cause... 1027 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:05,954 Because I've just been really stupid. I've been really, really stupid. 1028 00:57:06,673 --> 00:57:09,380 It's a bit of a stretch, but have you had a couple drinks? 1029 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,631 Oh, bugger off with your cleanly manliness, all right? 1030 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:15,303 Just go back to work. Leave me alone. 1031 00:57:15,390 --> 00:57:17,802 No, I've just come back from helping the needy. 1032 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:18,928 Great. 1033 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:22,807 You know, just a bit of psych work. I work with the severely distressed. 1034 00:57:22,898 --> 00:57:24,980 - When they get off on one. - Oh. 1035 00:57:25,067 --> 00:57:28,025 In fact, you're severely distressed and have just gone off on one, 1036 00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:30,067 so I'm glad that we bumped into each other. 1037 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,486 Shall we go get my phone from that cupboard? 1038 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:38,656 Okay. 1039 00:57:42,084 --> 00:57:43,369 Let's go. 1040 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,075 Where are you taking me? 1041 00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:47,999 Home. 1042 00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:58,926 It's down here. Yeah. 1043 00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:23,989 Come on in. 1044 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,045 Oh, wow. You weren't kidding. 1045 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,088 Place is so tidy. 1046 00:58:36,179 --> 00:58:38,090 - Come take a seat. - No. I can't. 1047 00:58:38,181 --> 00:58:40,217 I'll crease something or just spontaneously wee. 1048 00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:42,970 I'm gonna sit on the floor. 1049 00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:45,010 There's plenty of seats. 1050 00:58:47,232 --> 00:58:48,267 Nice landing. 1051 00:58:50,944 --> 00:58:52,184 You're not yourself. 1052 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,644 No? 1053 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:54,979 Maybe I'm wrong. 1054 00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:56,688 Wrong about what? 1055 00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:59,240 Maybe this is more you than anything. 1056 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:07,074 I'm a mess. 1057 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:09,705 Kind of. 1058 00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,538 In here. 1059 00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:20,716 When I was ill... 1060 00:59:22,434 --> 00:59:23,924 It was a heart thing. 1061 00:59:25,687 --> 00:59:27,052 Right. 1062 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:30,305 I had a heart transplant. 1063 00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,732 I don't tell people 'cause they get weird, 1064 00:59:32,819 --> 00:59:34,810 but I don't think you'll get weird. 1065 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:37,316 No. 1066 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,784 Oh... 1067 00:59:50,545 --> 00:59:51,876 Is this okay? 1068 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:14,645 They took out my heart. 1069 01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:19,563 They took it and threw it away, 1070 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:22,650 and I... And I don't know what they put back, 1071 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:25,201 but it felt weird 1072 01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:27,370 and different and strange and... 1073 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:30,324 And like I'd lost my most special part. 1074 01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,372 And they kept telling me I was lucky to be alive. 1075 01:00:37,425 --> 01:00:39,757 But I didn't feel alive. 1076 01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:41,335 I just felt half dead. 1077 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:54,681 Come here. 1078 01:01:02,075 --> 01:01:03,906 I was supposed to be special. 1079 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:06,777 I didn't ask to be, but... 1080 01:01:07,706 --> 01:01:09,412 They made me feel special when I was ll, 1081 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:13,208 and then I was special when I nearly died and had a transplant, but... 1082 01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:18,538 Then they just expected me to be normal and get on with life. 1083 01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:21,716 There's no such thing as normal. 1084 01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:23,589 It's a stupid word. 1085 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,420 Does a lot of damage. 1086 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,510 Nothing feels right. 1087 01:01:32,397 --> 01:01:35,730 You're the only person 1088 01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:38,024 that makes me feel, like, I don't know... 1089 01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:42,524 Solid. 1090 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:46,070 Like I exist. 1091 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:52,076 I'm a part-time cycle courier who doesn't even have a phone. 1092 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:53,532 I know. 1093 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:55,242 It's pretty sad. 1094 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,624 And I could sing before. 1095 01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:00,205 Turns out, 1096 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,666 I can't do anything. 1097 01:02:05,305 --> 01:02:09,514 I think the whole being-special thing is overrated. 1098 01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:15,479 I think just to be a human being is hard. 1099 01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:17,271 You know, really hard. 1100 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,433 You seem to manage all right. 1101 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:22,690 One thing someone said to me helped me. 1102 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,112 "Every little action of the common day 1103 01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,660 makes or unmakes character." 1104 01:02:31,790 --> 01:02:36,250 It just means that you're built of everything you do. 1105 01:02:38,129 --> 01:02:39,585 And that's okay. 1106 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:46,380 Who am I? 1107 01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,012 I don't know. 1108 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,683 What's all this "me" business anyway, hmm? 1109 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:56,102 What's wrong with... 1110 01:02:56,189 --> 01:02:58,555 Not knowing, you know, being inconsistent? 1111 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,141 Just uncertain. 1112 01:03:01,236 --> 01:03:02,976 Why do you have to be anything? 1113 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:10,366 Tom? 1114 01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:13,077 Yeah”? 1115 01:03:16,376 --> 01:03:17,866 Can we lie down? 1116 01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:20,414 Absolutely. 1117 01:03:21,881 --> 01:03:23,246 - Come on. - Okay. 1118 01:03:23,341 --> 01:03:26,048 - Oh. Gently does it. - Oh, my god. 1119 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,137 - Jump in there. - Oh, the bed. 1120 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:32,555 In the bed there. 1121 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:34,852 Bed! 1122 01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:37,268 What... 1123 01:03:38,690 --> 01:03:41,807 Tom, I said "we." 1124 01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:45,318 This is close enough for now. We hardly know each other. 1125 01:03:45,405 --> 01:03:46,895 Wha... uh. 1126 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:50,278 What do you mean? We ju... 1127 01:03:50,368 --> 01:03:53,986 I told you everything there is to know about me. There is nothing more to know. 1128 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:56,617 You've just poured out some very heavy-duty stuff. 1129 01:03:56,708 --> 01:03:58,949 I think you should just sleep for a bit. 1130 01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:01,876 Sing me to sleep? 1131 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,079 - Like your mum? - No, no. 1132 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,130 Oh, dear god, not like my mum. 1133 01:04:06,593 --> 01:04:08,299 I'm a terrible singer, really. 1134 01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,502 - Everyone can sing. - Mm-mmm. Not me. 1135 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,807 You sing. You're the singer. 1136 01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:18,635 If I sing a lullaby... 1137 01:04:20,106 --> 01:04:22,017 Will you kiss me good night? 1138 01:04:29,908 --> 01:04:32,149 J» let me tell you a secret » 1139 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:36,323 j» put it in your heart and keep it 1140 01:04:37,957 --> 01:04:40,289 > something that I want you to know j» 1141 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,869 > do something for me » 1142 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:47,334 j listen fo my simple story » 1143 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:50,500 > maybe we'll have something fo show j» 1144 01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:54,087 j» you tell me you're cold on the inside » 1145 01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:57,340 > how can the outside world > 1146 01:04:58,019 --> 01:05:01,307 j» be a place that your heart can embrace? » 1147 01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,397 j» be good to yourself » 1148 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:07,442 j» 'cause nobody else » 1149 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:12,064 j has the power to make you happy » 1150 01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:33,384 Go to sleep. 1151 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:34,756 Mm. 1152 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:03,577 J let me fell you a secret 1153 01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,785 j put it in your heart and keep it > 1154 01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:10,338 j something that I want you to know 1155 01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:12,632 j do something for me > 1156 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:16,428 j' listen to my simple story j 1157 01:06:16,514 --> 01:06:19,256 js and maybe we'll have something to show > 1158 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:21,181 j' you tell me you're cold on the inside > 1159 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,885 - can I get one of them? - There you go. 1160 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,436 J how can the outside world j” 1161 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:29,232 j' be a place that your heart can embrace > 1162 01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,184 j' be good fo yourself > 1163 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:35,192 j 'cause nobody else has the power > 1164 01:06:35,283 --> 01:06:38,446 they called foday the brexit betrayal rally. 1165 01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:40,072 - And ukip said... - Mum? 1166 01:06:40,163 --> 01:06:42,199 - Mum? - They hate us. 1167 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:44,997 - You all right? - They send us all back. 1168 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,088 Hmm. You're early. 1169 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,336 Don't tell me even your mother kicked you out. 1170 01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:57,214 No, I'm just... Doing something for someone. 1171 01:06:57,305 --> 01:06:59,637 - How was your date? - Really nice. 1172 01:06:59,724 --> 01:07:01,430 Are you really gonna call him boy? 1173 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,349 He likes it. What does he do? 1174 01:07:03,436 --> 01:07:05,677 He's an expert on Sauerkraut. 1175 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:07,057 Mm, you're kidding. 1176 01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:08,889 I wish I were. 1177 01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:10,723 Now I must learn to love Sauerkraut, 1178 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:13,525 which will be hard because I am not a sour person. 1179 01:07:14,155 --> 01:07:15,486 You'll do it for love. 1180 01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,734 Hey, there's a latte for you on the shelf. 1181 01:07:20,912 --> 01:07:22,868 What do you want? 1182 01:07:23,915 --> 01:07:24,915 Nothing. 1183 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:26,750 Then why? 1184 01:07:26,834 --> 01:07:27,949 Uh... 1185 01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:30,243 'Cause it's Monday. 1186 01:07:30,338 --> 01:07:31,794 Get to work. 1187 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,383 Okay. 1188 01:07:56,698 --> 01:07:57,698 Okay. 1189 01:08:09,460 --> 01:08:13,203 J» dashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh » 1190 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,538 j» o'er the fields we go » 1191 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,965 j laughing all the way j 1192 01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:21,465 j' bells on bobtail ring making spirits bright .> 1193 01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:25,265 j what fun it is fo ride and sing a sleighing song tonight .» 1194 01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:27,637 j hey, jingle bells, jingle bells 1195 01:08:27,729 --> 01:08:28,969 what have we here then? 1196 01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:30,143 J jingle all the way 1197 01:08:30,231 --> 01:08:33,223 j oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh 1198 01:08:33,318 --> 01:08:34,628 j hey, jingle bells, jingle bells 1199 01:08:34,652 --> 01:08:37,815 uh, you know we could book you for causing an obstruction? 1200 01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:39,361 Oh, all right now, 1201 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:42,156 PC trenchant old baggage, leave her alone. 1202 01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,003 I'm just saying she's causing an obstruction. 1203 01:08:44,037 --> 01:08:45,743 Turn a blind eye. 1204 01:08:45,830 --> 01:08:49,197 J 'tis the season to be jolly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la » 1205 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:51,157 that is quite the slippery slope. 1206 01:08:51,878 --> 01:08:54,335 What next, huh? Turn a blind eye to robbery? 1207 01:08:54,422 --> 01:08:56,003 - Oh, come on, you. - Arson? 1208 01:08:56,090 --> 01:08:57,455 - Come on, now. - Murder? 1209 01:08:57,550 --> 01:09:00,041 You have been like this all day. 1210 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,001 J» laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha » 1211 01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:05,008 j bells on bobltail ring making spirits bright » 1212 01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:09,593 > what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight » 1213 01:09:10,521 --> 01:09:11,931 j» hey j 1214 01:09:27,205 --> 01:09:28,991 Yeah! 1215 01:09:33,378 --> 01:09:34,663 Oh. 1216 01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:44,169 J' deck the halls with boughs of Holly fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la » 1217 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,096 j 'tis the season fo be jolly » 1218 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:51,096 £5.75, two Euros and a fox's glacier mint. 1219 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,348 - Less than minimum wage then. - 0i. 1220 01:09:53,439 --> 01:09:55,680 Yeah, I know it's not much. 1221 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:58,357 No, that's an hour of pure heart and soul. 1222 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:00,564 That's riches, that is. 1223 01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:02,236 Thanks. You're welcome. 1224 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:04,943 So did you find your Tom, then? 1225 01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,149 Yeah. 1226 01:10:06,244 --> 01:10:08,235 Nice. Good for you. 1227 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:09,535 Thank you. 1228 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:12,204 I'm just gonna leave that right there. 1229 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,872 Go nicely with your tea. 1230 01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:16,159 - See you soon. - See you. 1231 01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:18,540 - See you later. - Don't even know where that's been. 1232 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:20,292 Dan, she doesn't have to help, you know. 1233 01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:23,921 Listen, I've seen more of these little middle-class do-gooders 1234 01:10:24,011 --> 01:10:25,421 than you've had hot dinners, mate. 1235 01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:28,425 Dan, I can't take your attitude. You're so negative. 1236 01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,098 Eat your mint. 1237 01:10:31,185 --> 01:10:33,426 So I didn't get that frozen job. 1238 01:10:33,521 --> 01:10:35,057 You're fired. 1239 01:10:35,148 --> 01:10:37,104 It's funny. I'm all right about it, actually. 1240 01:10:37,191 --> 01:10:40,854 I'm not sure how I feel about the whole auditioning thing in general. 1241 01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:44,358 I'm not sure it's that good for me. I might just give it a break. 1242 01:10:46,451 --> 01:10:48,487 What's wrong with you? “What? 1243 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:50,614 That sounds like quite a healthy choice. 1244 01:10:50,705 --> 01:10:54,038 I haven't heard you make one of those in a very long time. 1245 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:57,083 Don't panic. I will go out and get shit-faced later. 1246 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:03,088 - You're rehired. - Ooh. 1247 01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:09,295 Hello, boy. 1248 01:11:14,353 --> 01:11:16,560 It is a fermented mini cabbage hedge. 1249 01:11:17,064 --> 01:11:18,064 Blimey. 1250 01:11:18,149 --> 01:11:21,312 Thank you. It's beautiful. 1251 01:11:21,402 --> 01:11:22,892 It was my grandmother's. 1252 01:11:23,529 --> 01:11:25,736 Oh, that's lovely. That's very nice. 1253 01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,779 Mm. Go away. 1254 01:11:30,369 --> 01:11:33,987 J» I'm dreaming of a white Christmas j» 1255 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:36,197 > well, I guess it would be nice » 1256 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:38,704 j if I could touch your body » 1257 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,786 j I know not everybody » 1258 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,792 j has got a body like you, mmm j» 1259 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:46,920 j» but I gotta think twice » 1260 01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:48,672 j before I give my heart away » 1261 01:11:48,763 --> 01:11:51,095 j» and I know all the games you play » 1262 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,513 j» because I play them too j» 1263 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,596 > oh, but I need some time off » 1264 01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:58,302 j» Donald, where's your troosers? J» 1265 01:11:59,774 --> 01:12:02,607 j» time fo pick my heart up off the floor » 1266 01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:06,027 £27.35, 1267 01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:08,149 some sort of a weird token thing 1268 01:12:08,241 --> 01:12:09,822 and a strepsil. 1269 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,318 - It's coming along nicely. - Yeah, that's 'cause of Arthur. 1270 01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:14,572 Bollocks it is. 1271 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,074 J» 'cause I gotia have faith » 1272 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,622 j I gotta have faith » 1273 01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:21,291 j» because I got fo have faith faith, faith » 1274 01:12:21,379 --> 01:12:23,607 Arthur, you do know that you don't have to audition. 1275 01:12:23,631 --> 01:12:25,417 - I want to. - But you're in. 1276 01:12:25,508 --> 01:12:27,419 They'll think I'm a dick if I don't. 1277 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:28,821 - Fair enough. - Fair enough. Yeah. 1278 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:33,214 J» there was a young lady called flaurie » 1279 01:12:33,307 --> 01:12:38,176 > who laid on her back in a quarry » 1280 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:41,058 j» "I'm ready," she cried > 1281 01:12:41,148 --> 01:12:43,685 > with her legs open wide » 1282 01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:49,942 > 11 have a blue Christmas &» 1283 01:12:50,032 --> 01:12:51,397 > without you » 1284 01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:54,780 j» melody, melody » 1285 01:12:54,871 --> 01:12:58,113 j» god rest you merry gentlemen j» 1286 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:02,037 I could drop quite easily. 1287 01:13:02,128 --> 01:13:03,914 This is my floor show. 1288 01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:07,748 J» land of hope and glory © 1289 01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,019 Thank you very much. 1290 01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:27,812 - So0 how's your Tom? - Oh, well, I just wish I knew. 1291 01:13:27,904 --> 01:13:30,646 I haven't heard from him in days. He's disappeared again. 1292 01:13:30,740 --> 01:13:32,446 It's a bit annoying, if I'm honest. 1293 01:13:32,533 --> 01:13:35,616 He seems to be disappearing a lot. Is he a magician? 1294 01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:36,818 Well, you never know. 1295 01:13:37,455 --> 01:13:39,696 Probably just scared of what he feels about you. 1296 01:13:39,790 --> 01:13:41,280 You know, blokes and that. 1297 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:42,834 Yeah. 1298 01:13:44,170 --> 01:13:46,377 - Well... - Bon appétit. 1299 01:13:46,464 --> 01:13:48,125 Boom. Thank you. 1300 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:50,001 - See you soon, Kate. - Bye. 1301 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,147 = 1302 01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:40,597 Hi. 1303 01:14:43,020 --> 01:14:44,100 Hi. 1304 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,312 How have you been? 1305 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:49,310 Missing you. 1306 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:19,011 Missing and kissing. It's almost like we're having a relationship. 1307 01:15:25,021 --> 01:15:27,103 Kate, there's something I've got to tell you. 1308 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,890 Oh, god. 1309 01:15:30,985 --> 01:15:33,772 The "there's something I've got to tell you" moment. Okay. 1310 01:15:33,863 --> 01:15:35,979 Okay, let's go through the list. Um... 1311 01:15:39,410 --> 01:15:41,116 You're gay? 1312 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:43,486 - No, it's... - Married? 1313 01:15:44,373 --> 01:15:46,705 - No, there's... - Uh, you need space? 1314 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:51,582 - You can't depend on me. - I don't depend on you. 1315 01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:52,672 Kate. 1316 01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:55,043 Who said anything about depending on anyone? 1317 01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:56,715 Listen, you said it yourself. 1318 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,544 You've been having a tough time after all the trauma and... 1319 01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,742 - Look, I'm just worried... - Oh, so now it's my issue? 1320 01:16:01,766 --> 01:16:04,007 - No, you... - Look, if this is about commitment, 1321 01:16:04,101 --> 01:16:06,934 then you just need to say it, because I... 1322 01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:09,637 I can't do this anymore. 1323 01:16:09,732 --> 01:16:11,268 I look for you. 1324 01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,849 I look for you everywhere, and you're never there. 1325 01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,069 And it makes me feel really bad about myself. 1326 01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:22,901 And I'm finally getting better and not feeling bad about myself. 1327 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:26,157 I'm not gonna heal my heart... 1328 01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:30,533 And then give it to someone who is going to break it. 1329 01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:36,246 - I won't. - Kate... 1330 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:09,896 Why don't you lot go back to where you came from? 1331 01:17:10,543 --> 01:17:15,003 Yeah, you. Speak english, or get out of my sodding country. 1332 01:17:15,589 --> 01:17:16,920 All of you! 1333 01:18:04,388 --> 01:18:06,674 - Hello. - Hi. Alba? 1334 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,089 I'm Kate. Kate? 1335 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,391 Katarina. 1336 01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,512 Yep. Just wondering if marta was in. 1337 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:16,188 She doesn't want to talk to you. 1338 01:18:16,901 --> 01:18:18,607 Yeah. Okay. 1339 01:18:19,236 --> 01:18:20,646 I understand. Uh... 1340 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,737 Could you just tell her that I'm very sorry? 1341 01:18:25,284 --> 01:18:27,525 That I will probably never stop being sorry. 1342 01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:29,819 That I'm glad that she has you. 1343 01:18:31,498 --> 01:18:35,958 And I'm sorry that you and I never got the chance to know each other. 1344 01:18:37,504 --> 01:18:39,586 - Wait. - Oh, for god's sake. 1345 01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:44,838 - Hi. Look, I'm sorry about everything. - Please don't come here uninvited again. 1346 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,261 I wish mum and dad knew you were happy. 1347 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:50,340 It's none of their business. 1348 01:18:51,435 --> 01:18:54,393 Saying sorry doesn't change everything. You do understand that? 1349 01:18:56,523 --> 01:18:57,523 Yeah. 1350 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:13,491 Oh, god. Hey. 1351 01:19:14,541 --> 01:19:15,747 Look... 1352 01:19:17,044 --> 01:19:19,330 We weren't so lucky, you and I. 1353 01:19:19,421 --> 01:19:22,538 Mum is a piece of work. You're right about that. 1354 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:26,759 But I guess maybe we're all a bit damaged in this family. 1355 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:30,296 And I do appreciate you stopping by. 1356 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:38,731 One second. 1357 01:19:41,986 --> 01:19:42,986 Hey. 1358 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,194 Hi. 1359 01:19:45,281 --> 01:19:48,648 I was just... I was just wondering if I could buy you a drink. 1360 01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:49,982 You look like you need another. 1361 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,076 Actually, I don't. 1362 01:20:00,296 --> 01:20:01,581 I really don't. 1363 01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,755 Thank you though. 1364 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:10,381 J» so if you love me > 1365 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,963 j» say you love me j» 1366 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:19,266 j» but if you don't, just let me go j» 1367 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:28,153 Thanks. 1368 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:31,528 That is really nice. Mm. 1369 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:33,526 Mm. 1370 01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:35,952 Was that physical intimacy? 1371 01:20:37,583 --> 01:20:39,164 That was minimal. 1372 01:20:40,127 --> 01:20:41,367 How's boy? 1373 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:44,120 Interesting. And weird. 1374 01:20:44,965 --> 01:20:47,126 I've never eaten so much fermented cabbage. 1375 01:20:47,217 --> 01:20:51,005 Yuck. Have you had sex yet? 1376 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:54,713 - No. - Hmm. All right. 1377 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:57,220 And have you had sex with Tom yet? 1378 01:20:57,311 --> 01:20:59,176 === 1379 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,978 - no, it's never gonna happen. - Why? 1380 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:06,646 We... he just won't commit because he thinks I depend on him too much, 1381 01:21:06,737 --> 01:21:10,980 and he basically said that I had made a career out of being a victim. 1382 01:21:11,825 --> 01:21:14,407 Hmm. I like this man. 1383 01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:19,576 Let me see. "A very messy Christmas.” 1384 01:21:22,044 --> 01:21:23,204 Hi, mum. 1385 01:21:31,428 --> 01:21:32,588 Ah, yeah. 1386 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:38,928 They're not gonna send you back. 1387 01:21:39,686 --> 01:21:42,348 You live here. This is your home. 1388 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:44,638 I know how it start. 1389 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:47,399 They point a finger. 1390 01:21:48,195 --> 01:21:52,609 They say, "those people, they are reason your life is bad." 1391 01:21:53,325 --> 01:21:56,192 And people believe. They believe. 1392 01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,492 I know. 1393 01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:07,165 I blame the poles. 1394 01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:09,799 Okay. 1395 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:15,051 Okay. 1396 01:22:15,139 --> 01:22:17,130 Cup of tea? 1397 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:21,050 Hmm? Nice cup of tea. Nice cup. Okay. 1398 01:22:21,145 --> 01:22:23,511 > I won't let you down > 1399 01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,846 j I will not give you up j 1400 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,523 j' gotta have some faith in the sound > 1401 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:31,522 j it's the one good thing that I've got 1402 01:22:31,613 --> 01:22:33,945 js I won't let you down j 1403 01:22:34,032 --> 01:22:36,444 so please don't give me up j 1404 01:22:36,535 --> 01:22:40,824 j 'cause I would really, really love to stick around j” 1405 01:22:40,914 --> 01:22:42,074 js oh, yeah j 1406 01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:49,749 Cheers. 1407 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:57,757 J' bravo, mama > 1408 01:23:02,352 --> 01:23:05,435 ' heaven knows I was just a young boy > 1409 01:23:05,522 --> 01:23:08,059 j didn't know what I wanted fo be > 1410 01:23:08,150 --> 01:23:10,687 j didn't know what I wanted fo be > 1411 01:23:11,862 --> 01:23:15,901 j I was every little hungry schoolgirls pride and joy .» 1412 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,323 js and I guess it was enough for me j 1413 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,526 j I say, I guess it was enough for me j 1414 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,161 - yeah? - It'll do. 1415 01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:26,076 Sorry, mate. 1416 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:29,376 J» brand-new clothes and a big, fat place on your rock and roll TV » 1417 01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:37,168 j» but today the way I play the game is not the same, no way » 1418 01:23:37,262 --> 01:23:39,127 tell Rufus this one's much harder to torch. 1419 01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:41,968 I nearly popped the baby out then. 1420 01:23:43,727 --> 01:23:46,469 J / think there's something you should know » 1421 01:23:46,563 --> 01:23:49,100 j [think it's time I fold you so j» 1422 01:23:49,191 --> 01:23:51,773 j» there's something deep inside of me j» 1423 01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,317 j» there's someone else I've got to be » 1424 01:23:54,404 --> 01:23:56,770 j» take back your picture in a frame j» 1425 01:23:56,865 --> 01:23:59,277 j» take back your singing in the rain » 1426 01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:01,950 j 1 just hope you understand » 1427 01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:04,699 > sometimes the clothes do not make the man > 1428 01:24:04,790 --> 01:24:08,874 > all we have fo do now > 1429 01:24:11,630 --> 01:24:13,590 j is fake these lies and make them true somehow j» 1430 01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:19,502 > all we have fo see > 1431 01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:21,837 j is that I don't belong to you j» 1432 01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:23,513 Tom? 1433 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:24,661 J» and you don't belong to me j» 1434 01:24:24,685 --> 01:24:26,550 no, that one is down 30 thou. 1435 01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:28,556 - Yeah, it's a real turd of a flat. - Tom? 1436 01:24:29,273 --> 01:24:32,891 Someone's here. Look, okay, bye. Sorry. It's been a mad day. 1437 01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:35,476 I'm Andy. Sorry I'm so casual. 1438 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:38,859 - Oh, that's okay. - Are you Mrs. challis? 1439 01:24:38,949 --> 01:24:41,565 - No. No, sorry. - No, I didn't think you were. 1440 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:43,651 No. Are you waiting for Tom? 1441 01:24:43,745 --> 01:24:45,701 Uh, I don't think so, unless he's with you. 1442 01:24:45,789 --> 01:24:47,199 No, I just came to find him. 1443 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:49,282 - Oh, he'll probably turn up. - Right. 1444 01:24:49,376 --> 01:24:51,742 - So, shall we get started, then? - Ooh, started on what? 1445 01:24:51,837 --> 01:24:53,623 Just taking a little look, huh? 1446 01:24:57,217 --> 01:24:59,458 Right. I've looked, and there it is. 1447 01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:01,589 Small but compact. It's neat. 1448 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:04,171 - That's one of its selling points. - It's for sale? 1449 01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,302 Oh, yeah. Freehold, this one. Not for rental. 1450 01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:08,054 That's why he keeps it so tidy. 1451 01:25:08,145 --> 01:25:10,727 Oh, yeah. There's no room for clutter here. 1452 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:13,601 But there is plenty of storage space. 1453 01:25:13,692 --> 01:25:16,855 Voila. Ah. What have we got here? 1454 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:19,069 Oh, my god. 1455 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,992 Literally in the cupboard. No wonder it died. 1456 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:27,239 - I'll give it to him. Don't worry. - Give it to who? 1457 01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:29,037 Tom. “Who's that then? 1458 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:32,074 Tom, who lives here but is selling the flat. 1459 01:25:32,169 --> 01:25:35,127 No. No one lives here. It's been empty for months. 1460 01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:36,419 Maybe he was squatting. 1461 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:39,168 What? Was there a squatter here? 1462 01:25:39,635 --> 01:25:41,591 - Oh, bloody hell! - Um... 1463 01:25:41,678 --> 01:25:44,215 Excuse my language. It's typical, that is. 1464 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:47,093 It's that probate stuff that stops us from getting on with our jobs. 1465 01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:49,078 - "Probate"? - Yeah. You know, when someone dies. 1466 01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:51,514 It's a pain in the fundament. “Who's died? 1467 01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,015 The previous owner. 1468 01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:56,808 - Who? - Uh, someone Webster, I think. 1469 01:25:56,902 --> 01:25:59,393 Youngish bloke. Sad, really. 1470 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,353 It was last Christmas, by all accounts. 1471 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,852 Madam. Hello. 1472 01:26:39,569 --> 01:26:41,730 Madam? Are you all right? 1473 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:43,482 Yeah. 1474 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:46,232 You just sort of folded up. 1475 01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:48,612 Are you really all right? Yeah. 1476 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:55,533 J» these are the days of the open hand » 1477 01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:59,415 j» they will not be the last » 1478 01:27:00,590 --> 01:27:01,921 j look around now j 1479 01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:08,212 j these are the days of the beggars and the choosers j 1480 01:27:08,306 --> 01:27:12,049 j this is the year of the hungry man > 1481 01:27:12,853 --> 01:27:15,686 whose place is in the past 1482 01:27:16,523 --> 01:27:18,605 j hand in hand > 1483 01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:20,651 hi. 1484 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:25,150 > With ignorance and legitimate excuses » 1485 01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:29,153 j» the rich declare themselves poor » 1486 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:32,702 > and most of us are not sure j» 1487 01:27:33,373 --> 01:27:35,409 qd if we have foo much > 1488 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:37,741 > but we'll take our chances j» 1489 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:40,828 j» 'cause god's stopped keeping score > 1490 01:27:41,631 --> 01:27:44,919 j» I guess somewhere along the way » 1491 01:27:46,303 --> 01:27:47,463 oil 1492 01:27:47,554 --> 01:27:49,545 j» he must have let us all out fo play » 1493 01:27:50,932 --> 01:27:55,426 > turned his back and all god's children 1494 01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,227 j» crept out the back door » 1495 01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:01,891 > and it's hard to love, mmm j» 1496 01:28:02,861 --> 01:28:05,443 > there's so much fo hate j» 1497 01:28:06,782 --> 01:28:10,115 j» hanging on fo hope j» 1498 01:28:11,161 --> 01:28:14,745 > when there is no hope fo speak of » 1499 01:28:15,332 --> 01:28:19,701 > and the wounded skies above » 1500 01:28:20,295 --> 01:28:23,412 j» say it's much foo late » 1501 01:28:26,384 --> 01:28:29,091 > maybe we should all » 1502 01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:32,546 j be praying for » 1503 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:34,427 > timed 1504 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:41,355 j» do you think we have time? » 1505 01:28:45,946 --> 01:28:49,313 j» do you think we have time? » 1506 01:28:59,125 --> 01:29:00,661 Why can I feel you? 1507 01:29:04,214 --> 01:29:05,954 Because I'm a part of you. 1508 01:29:09,094 --> 01:29:10,834 Take care of my heart. 1509 01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:13,504 I promise. 1510 01:29:14,808 --> 01:29:17,140 It was always going to be yours one way or another. 1511 01:30:46,149 --> 01:30:52,065 Come in here! Roll up! Roll up, you shower of gobblers. 1512 01:30:52,155 --> 01:30:54,646 You, you load of tossers, in. 1513 01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,636 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dora, dora, dora. - And you're a tosser too. 1514 01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:58,696 I'm loving the work. Wrong vibe, though, yeah? 1515 01:30:58,787 --> 01:31:01,324 - You can't call the audience names. - And you're a wanker. 1516 01:31:01,414 --> 01:31:03,120 Don't I know it, dora. 1517 01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:34,485 Hi. 1518 01:31:34,572 --> 01:31:36,904 Hello, hello, hello. 1519 01:31:36,992 --> 01:31:41,156 Um, right. So, I knew the lighting would be crap, so I brought my own. 1520 01:31:46,584 --> 01:31:50,122 Yes, yes, yes. Thank you. All right, we've got lots to get through. 1521 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:53,956 I just want to say a massive thank-you to everyone who's put so much hard work in. 1522 01:31:54,050 --> 01:31:58,464 Mum, for making the most ginormous krempita I think everyone enjoyed. 1523 01:32:02,475 --> 01:32:05,808 My mother, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Thank you. 1524 01:32:05,895 --> 01:32:07,431 You're famous for your krempita. 1525 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:12,061 I'd like to thank everyone individually, but Dan said no speeches were allowed. 1526 01:32:12,152 --> 01:32:13,392 Yeah. Now, get off, elf. 1527 01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:15,602 Yes. Thank you, Daniel. 1528 01:32:15,697 --> 01:32:17,608 Seconds away. I just, um... 1529 01:32:18,533 --> 01:32:20,194 I just want to say this one thing. 1530 01:32:20,744 --> 01:32:24,783 We are so lucky to be alive. 1531 01:32:25,415 --> 01:32:26,746 Hear, hear. 1532 01:32:27,917 --> 01:32:32,536 We are so lucky to be able to help each other 1533 01:32:32,630 --> 01:32:35,588 in little ways and in big ways. 1534 01:32:36,259 --> 01:32:40,127 The reason we are lucky is because 1535 01:32:40,221 --> 01:32:43,463 helping each other is, in fact, 1536 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:45,469 what makes us happy. 1537 01:32:45,560 --> 01:32:47,926 That's all. 1538 01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:51,016 Give us a song, Kate! 1539 01:32:51,107 --> 01:32:52,597 A song? 1540 01:32:54,235 --> 01:32:55,941 Yeah, I think I've got one up my sleeve. 1541 01:33:00,283 --> 01:33:02,695 Qd last Christmas > 1542 01:33:02,786 --> 01:33:04,572 j» [ Gave you my heart » 1543 01:33:05,288 --> 01:33:07,779 j but the very next day » 1544 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:09,580 j» you gave it away » 1545 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:12,625 j» this year» 1546 01:33:12,712 --> 01:33:14,873 > to save me from tears >» 1547 01:33:16,216 --> 01:33:18,673 > 1 give it fo someone special » 1548 01:33:34,359 --> 01:33:37,317 J last Christmas, I gave you my heart > 1549 01:33:37,403 --> 01:33:41,316 j but the very next day you gave it away » 1550 01:33:41,407 --> 01:33:44,740 j this year, fo save me from tears j» 1551 01:33:44,828 --> 01:33:47,615 > 1 give it fo someone special » 1552 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:51,782 j» once bitten and twice shy » 1553 01:33:52,418 --> 01:33:55,876 j I keep my distance but you still catch my eye » 1554 01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:57,500 j» tell me, baby » 1555 01:33:57,590 --> 01:34:00,002 - do you recognize me? - No! 1556 01:34:00,093 --> 01:34:02,550 J it's been a year it doesn't surprise me » 1557 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:04,298 merry Christmas! 1558 01:34:04,389 --> 01:34:06,254 > I wrapped it up and sent it » 1559 01:34:06,349 --> 01:34:09,716 j» with a note saying, "I love you" I meant it b> 1560 01:34:09,811 --> 01:34:12,769 > now I know what a fool I've been > 1561 01:34:12,856 --> 01:34:16,849 j» but if you kiss me now I know you'd fool me again » 1562 01:34:16,943 --> 01:34:20,026 j last Christmas, I gave you my heart > 1563 01:34:20,113 --> 01:34:23,981 j but the very next day you gave it away » 1564 01:34:24,075 --> 01:34:27,363 j this year, fo save me from tears j» 1565 01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:30,320 > 1 give it fo someone special » 1566 01:34:31,457 --> 01:34:34,164 j last Christmas, I gave you my heart > 1567 01:34:34,252 --> 01:34:38,211 j but the very next day you gave it away » 1568 01:34:38,298 --> 01:34:41,586 j this year, fo save me from tears j» 1569 01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:44,543 > 1 give it fo someone special » 1570 01:35:11,831 --> 01:35:15,415 And now, on with the show! 1571 01:35:29,974 --> 01:35:31,680 Christmas tiramisu. 1572 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,764 - Nice! - Amazing! 1573 01:35:35,855 --> 01:35:38,972 - Thank you, alba. - Marta is so... 1574 01:35:39,067 --> 01:35:42,855 She is so lucky to have you, because she... 1575 01:35:42,946 --> 01:35:46,109 She is very, very 1576 01:35:46,199 --> 01:35:47,939 bad cook, very bad. 1577 01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:50,616 Mum, that isn't a compliment. That's just rude. 1578 01:35:50,703 --> 01:35:53,115 What is rude? Why? Why is rude? 1579 01:35:53,206 --> 01:35:56,323 I am being nice to alba, your girlfriend. 1580 01:35:57,085 --> 01:35:59,667 What I say? Nothing. Katarina. 1581 01:35:59,754 --> 01:36:02,120 - Yes. - Before we eat lesbian pudding... 1582 01:36:02,215 --> 01:36:03,580 - Yep. - Mum! 1583 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:06,587 What? You have your song, your big song in party. 1584 01:36:06,678 --> 01:36:09,090 - Yes. - I know I not so important to do that. 1585 01:36:09,180 --> 01:36:10,636 Oh, mum! 1586 01:36:10,723 --> 01:36:12,714 - Hey, you are. Yes, you are. - I not. 1587 01:36:12,809 --> 01:36:16,802 - Tell her she is. Yeah. - Now I sing an old song from Croatia, 1588 01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:20,647 from my grandmother, for my family. 1589 01:36:38,042 --> 01:36:41,626 Oh, come on, Petra. The war is over long time ago. 1590 01:36:41,713 --> 01:36:44,204 Stop killing us with the song. 1591 01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:47,541 - Sing it cheerfully, for god's sake. - What it's mean, "cheerfully"? 1592 01:36:47,635 --> 01:36:49,967 Veselo. It's Christmas! 1593 01:37:00,898 --> 01:37:01,898 Come on! 1594 01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:12,240 D> so you raise another glass j» 1595 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:16,912 j looking for a different space j» 1596 01:37:16,998 --> 01:37:20,616 j I was leaning on the grass » 1597 01:37:20,710 --> 01:37:25,545 j» dreaming of a sunnier day » 1598 01:37:25,631 --> 01:37:29,089 > oh, it never came j» 1599 01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:33,637 j» how could it have, baby? » 1600 01:37:33,723 --> 01:37:37,341 > where the present meels the past » 1601 01:37:37,435 --> 01:37:41,644 > it's hard fo be more than we've seen » 1602 01:37:42,732 --> 01:37:45,144 j» your daddy was a drinker » 1603 01:37:46,069 --> 01:37:51,029 j just kept drinking till the shit he was thinking sounded true » 1604 01:37:51,115 --> 01:37:54,073 > your mama was a thinker > 1605 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,946 j» she just wasn't thinking » 1606 01:37:56,037 --> 01:38:00,622 j» on the day that she looked at him and said "I do” > 1607 01:38:00,708 --> 01:38:04,826 j» 'cause I will always, I will always I will always, I will always » 1608 01:38:04,921 --> 01:38:07,833 j» try to get my shit together » 1609 01:38:08,966 --> 01:38:12,379 j» I guess we always guess we always knew » 1610 01:38:12,470 --> 01:38:15,337 j that it would be stormy weather » 1611 01:38:15,431 --> 01:38:18,343 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1612 01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,470 j» the way that we showed you » 1613 01:38:20,561 --> 01:38:23,724 j» the way that we told you was decent > 1614 01:38:23,815 --> 01:38:27,899 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1615 01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:32,319 j» this is how we want you to get by » 1616 01:38:32,907 --> 01:38:35,569 > my daddy was a toker » 1617 01:38:36,369 --> 01:38:41,284 j» just kept smoking till the jokes he could tell got very blue » 1618 01:38:41,374 --> 01:38:44,582 > my mama was a joker » 1619 01:38:44,669 --> 01:38:46,079 j if she was a hippie > 1620 01:38:46,170 --> 01:38:50,755 j» then I guess she was trippin' on a high love you » 1621 01:38:50,842 --> 01:38:55,085 j» 'cause I will always, I will always I will always, I will always » 1622 01:38:55,179 --> 01:38:58,046 j» try to get my shit together » 1623 01:38:59,225 --> 01:39:02,638 j» I guess we always guess we always knew » 1624 01:39:02,728 --> 01:39:05,561 j that it would be stormy weather » 1625 01:39:05,648 --> 01:39:08,481 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1626 01:39:08,568 --> 01:39:10,650 j» the way that we showed you » 1627 01:39:10,736 --> 01:39:13,944 j» the way that we told you was decent > 1628 01:39:14,031 --> 01:39:18,149 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1629 01:39:18,244 --> 01:39:21,236 j» this is how we want you to get by » 1630 01:39:21,330 --> 01:39:24,572 j» on your sorry lives j 1631 01:39:28,629 --> 01:39:31,666 j» take another, take another » 1632 01:39:38,764 --> 01:39:41,426 J I never picked a fight in my life » 1633 01:39:41,517 --> 01:39:43,473 j» or raised a hand fo my wife » 1634 01:39:43,561 --> 01:39:47,270 j» or saw my children as things fo bully » 1635 01:39:47,356 --> 01:39:49,722 2 I never dropped a pill in a drink » 1636 01:39:49,817 --> 01:39:52,024 j I know how low you can sink » 1637 01:39:52,111 --> 01:39:55,945 > my heart my heart is better than that » 1638 01:39:56,032 --> 01:40:00,150 j I never picked a fight in my life or raised a hand fo my wife j 1639 01:40:00,244 --> 01:40:03,828 j» or saw my children as things fo bully » 1640 01:40:03,915 --> 01:40:06,452 2 I never dropped a pill in a drink » 1641 01:40:06,542 --> 01:40:08,828 j I know how low you can sink » 1642 01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:13,414 > my heart my heart is better than that » 1643 01:40:18,554 --> 01:40:22,638 J looking for a different space j» 1644 01:40:26,938 --> 01:40:30,977 j» dreaming of a sunnier day » 1645 01:40:31,734 --> 01:40:35,147 > oh, it never came j» 1646 01:40:35,238 --> 01:40:38,947 j» how could it have, baby? » 1647 01:40:39,867 --> 01:40:43,610 > where the present meels the past » 1648 01:40:43,704 --> 01:40:48,073 > it's hard fo be more than we've seen » 1649 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:57,215 > it's hard fo be more than we've seen » 1650 01:41:04,684 --> 01:41:08,222 J» I guess we always guess we always knew » 1651 01:41:08,312 --> 01:41:11,054 j that it would be stormy weather » 1652 01:41:11,148 --> 01:41:14,060 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1653 01:41:14,151 --> 01:41:16,107 j» the way that we showed you » 1654 01:41:16,195 --> 01:41:19,437 j» the way that we told you was decent > 1655 01:41:19,532 --> 01:41:23,616 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1656 01:41:23,703 --> 01:41:27,742 j» this is how we want you to get by » 1657 01:41:27,832 --> 01:41:30,790 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1658 01:41:30,876 --> 01:41:32,912 j» the way that we showed you » 1659 01:41:33,004 --> 01:41:36,087 j» the way that we told you was decent > 1660 01:41:36,173 --> 01:41:40,337 j» this is how we want you to get high > 1661 01:41:40,428 --> 01:41:43,261 j» this is how we want you to get by » 1662 01:41:43,347 --> 01:41:46,760 j» on your sorry lives j 1663 01:41:49,228 --> 01:41:53,767 > my heart my heart is better than that » 1664 01:41:58,904 --> 01:42:03,193 J looking for a different space j» 1665 01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:12,074 j» dreaming of a sunnier day » 1666 01:42:12,168 --> 01:42:15,501 > oh, it never came j» 1667 01:42:15,588 --> 01:42:19,376 j» how could it have, baby? » 1668 01:42:20,384 --> 01:42:24,002 > where the present meels the past » 1669 01:42:24,096 --> 01:42:28,510 > it's hard fo be more than we've seen » 1670 01:42:32,480 --> 01:42:37,315 > it's hard fo be more than we've seen »