1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:13,000 ["Stuart's Song" playing] 2 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:17,041 [woman] Usually it doesn't snow on Christmas Eve in Laurel, Illinois, 3 00:00:17,666 --> 00:00:20,375 but this year, we're lucky. 4 00:00:21,375 --> 00:00:24,208 ♪ Funny that it happened tonight ♪ 5 00:00:24,375 --> 00:00:25,375 Don't get me wrong. 6 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,166 Sometimes snow can really kick you in the ass. 7 00:00:28,916 --> 00:00:31,083 But it's beautiful and it's magical. 8 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:37,625 And trust me, a little bit of snow can make a big difference. 9 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,708 Even if you don't know it yet. 10 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,791 ♪ Girl, something here is different ♪ 11 00:00:46,208 --> 00:00:48,875 ♪ I couldn't high didn't find ♪ 12 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:49,958 [man] Alright, we're off. 13 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:53,166 Make sure the doors are locked. You take care of yourself, OK? 14 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,500 -Love you. -Love you. 15 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:57,166 [woman] See, here's the thing. 16 00:00:57,666 --> 00:00:59,916 Snow can change the way we look at the world. 17 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:06,583 Or hide the things that are right in front of us. 18 00:01:07,708 --> 00:01:10,375 ♪ Girl, girl, girl ♪ 19 00:01:13,208 --> 00:01:16,791 ♪ I don't need a tree full of girls ♪ 20 00:01:18,833 --> 00:01:21,666 ♪ I didn't and neither make a list ♪ 21 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:28,000 It can even push you down the path you least expect. 22 00:01:29,291 --> 00:01:32,125 ♪ I hope all the rest are like this ♪ 23 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,416 ♪ Oh, girl ♪ 24 00:01:36,416 --> 00:01:41,375 Selling out Chicago's Allstate Arena last night at just 20 years old, 25 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:43,208 huge thanks to Stuart Bale for coming in. 26 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,916 Uh! Before we lose you, 27 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,875 any big plans for the holidays? 28 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:49,291 Still figuring it out. 29 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:05,041 But above all, snow has the power to get you stuck. 30 00:02:06,708 --> 00:02:09,375 And sometimes, just for a moment, 31 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:11,875 and especially on Christmas Eve, 32 00:02:12,791 --> 00:02:15,333 that's exactly where you need to be. 33 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:17,166 ♪ Girl ♪ 34 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:19,958 ♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪ 35 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:23,333 ♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪ 36 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,791 ♪ Christmas that I love you ♪ 37 00:02:30,583 --> 00:02:31,416 [sighs] 38 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:34,000 -Next! -Hi. Uh... 39 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:37,625 I'm looking for a New England farmhand elf. 40 00:02:37,708 --> 00:02:42,916 I ordered it online, but made the mistake of ordering a Volume One. 41 00:02:43,833 --> 00:02:47,625 What you need is a time machine to go back to August when I had some. 42 00:02:48,875 --> 00:02:52,708 Um... [stutters] OK, is there-- Is there anywhere else that might have it? 43 00:02:53,916 --> 00:02:56,083 My mom's entire Christmas kind of depends on it. 44 00:02:56,166 --> 00:02:57,291 On Christmas Eve? 45 00:02:57,416 --> 00:03:00,208 [scoffs] If you find one, you tell me, 'cause I'll make a fortune. 46 00:03:00,958 --> 00:03:01,791 [stallholder] Next! 47 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,250 ["Block List" playing] 48 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:07,208 [Keon] Ta-da! 49 00:03:07,625 --> 00:03:09,375 Remind me again, your DJ name is... 50 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:10,750 K-Pow? 51 00:03:10,833 --> 00:03:11,666 Is it Kapow? 52 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:15,458 No-- No. It's DJ K-Star-Pow-Money. 53 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,708 It's so obvious. 54 00:03:16,791 --> 00:03:18,666 It looks a text a baby would send. 55 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:22,791 Yeah, well show me the baby that got DJ Tempest to come to his party. 56 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:23,791 His name is Rob. 57 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,750 Just like a regular name. 58 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,958 And just 'cause he DJs the Circus Circus pool party 59 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,125 doesn't mean he gets to rename himself Tempest. 60 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:32,333 Look, he's coming to the party and if he likes the set, 61 00:03:32,416 --> 00:03:35,208 he's gonna hook me up with DJ gigs and that's one step closer to my dream. 62 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:36,125 Bam! 63 00:03:36,208 --> 00:03:38,416 So, I locked everything breakable in your father's office. 64 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,583 Oh, what about that lamp? Someone could break that. 65 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,750 -Someone should break that. -Someone should break that. 66 00:03:44,416 --> 00:03:46,333 I'll be at yours in an hour. I'm picking up chips. 67 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,375 What's your dip pairing? 68 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:49,416 It's Movie Marathon Day, so... 69 00:03:49,958 --> 00:03:51,958 -Queso Deluxe! -Queso Deluxe! [chuckles] 70 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:54,500 Imma get my face in that cheese! 71 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,875 Imma eat so much cheese, I'll give myself a heart condition. 72 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,000 [laughs] 73 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:01,041 Oh, my god. We must stop. Alright. 74 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:03,916 Bye, K-Star-Dollar Sign-Pop-Money-Crunch! 75 00:04:04,291 --> 00:04:05,708 Bye! I hate you! 76 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:07,750 -[sighs] -[door closes] 77 00:04:08,333 --> 00:04:09,375 Woof, man. 78 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,791 -My balls just retracted into my body. -What? 79 00:04:12,875 --> 00:04:14,250 Tell her that you like her. 80 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:16,041 [stutters] That's... 81 00:04:17,708 --> 00:04:18,791 You know, I'm going to. 82 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:21,208 Today. 83 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:22,958 I'm gonna do it today. 84 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:24,958 Movie Day. 85 00:04:25,458 --> 00:04:27,458 Is that official? Can I get that in writing? 86 00:04:28,416 --> 00:04:31,208 I've known her since I was five years old, man. It's not that easy. 87 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,375 [chuckling] No, it actually is that easy. 88 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,125 You just have to tell her you want the same relationship, 89 00:04:37,416 --> 00:04:38,375 plus boning. 90 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:40,458 Yeah? That's pretty good, man. 91 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,375 Hey, let me get a pen and write that down, huh? 92 00:04:42,458 --> 00:04:44,291 All I'm saying is you need to live in the truth. 93 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:46,083 There's nothing better than to live in-- 94 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:48,958 Tobin! 95 00:04:49,416 --> 00:04:50,250 What are you doing? 96 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:53,166 I'm not gonna drink until I graduate from college with honors. 97 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:54,583 [sighs] 98 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,708 What are you doing here? You left. 99 00:04:56,916 --> 00:04:59,125 Flight got canceled. Too much snow. 100 00:05:03,625 --> 00:05:04,458 [groans] 101 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,250 Here. You should go, Tobin. 102 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:09,166 [sighs] 103 00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,041 [crash] 104 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:14,250 [Tobin] Whoa! Sorry. 105 00:05:15,083 --> 00:05:16,041 So sorry. 106 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:17,125 [soft music playing] 107 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,833 [Addie] You're being so weird. 108 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:21,583 I don't get it. Why haven't you texted her? 109 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:26,000 Dude, I've written and rewritten, like, 800 texts to her in the last two weeks. 110 00:05:26,208 --> 00:05:27,958 Let me see that picture of her again. 111 00:05:32,333 --> 00:05:34,541 -OK, she's very, very cute. -Isn't she? 112 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,625 OK, we should get going. 113 00:05:36,708 --> 00:05:38,666 I'm dying to show you this present I'm getting you. 114 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:41,125 I just have to make sure you like it 115 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,041 'cause it's a pretty pig commitment. 116 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:45,791 Wait, a pig commitment? Is that a clue? 117 00:05:45,875 --> 00:05:48,916 It's the summation of everything we've been obsessed with since we were 12. 118 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,916 Oh, my god! I can't wait! 119 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 [cellphone buzzing] 120 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:53,250 [sniffs] 121 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,166 -[sighs] -[Dorrie] What's wrong? 122 00:05:56,416 --> 00:06:00,541 [clicks tongue] Oh, nothing. Jeb just liked one of Madison's photos. 123 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:02,291 Yeah, he didn't only like it, 124 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:04,458 he also commented a squid and piano emoji. 125 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:07,541 Wonder what that means. 126 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:08,583 Yeah, I don't know. 127 00:06:09,041 --> 00:06:10,916 Let's go, 'cause I have to be at work after. 128 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:15,541 [Addie] Seriously, though? A squid and piano? 129 00:06:15,708 --> 00:06:16,791 Like, what is that? 130 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,541 Could be a joke, from Debate. 131 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:21,291 Yeah. They're probably debating whether or not to bang right now. 132 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:22,333 [laughs] 133 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,666 And look at his smile. 134 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,458 OK, so he's smiling. So what? 135 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:26,875 In a picture with another girl. 136 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:27,833 [chuckles] 137 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:30,416 He's gonna break up with me. 138 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:33,875 Ads, he would have to be the dumbest human being on Earth to do that. 139 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:37,041 Like, dumber than the people who blow on ice cream before they eat it. 140 00:06:37,875 --> 00:06:39,458 He's not gonna break up with you. 141 00:06:39,541 --> 00:06:40,416 I swear. 142 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:41,666 Mm? 143 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:49,708 Check it out. Tin Foil Woman, in the flesh. 144 00:06:49,791 --> 00:06:51,000 [whispers] In the foil. 145 00:06:51,625 --> 00:06:54,583 Tyler P. saw a NASA pin on the back of her truck. Proves it. 146 00:06:54,791 --> 00:06:57,166 She was the first woman on the space shuttle, but got booted. 147 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,083 No way. 148 00:06:58,458 --> 00:07:00,166 She's on the run for murdering a loan shark. 149 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:05,333 Or she thinks she's a burrito and that the Earth is a giant microwave. 150 00:07:05,708 --> 00:07:07,208 I think she's something cool. 151 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:10,291 D, she's wearing sandwich wrap. 152 00:07:10,666 --> 00:07:13,708 So? Maybe she doesn't care what people think of her. 153 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:15,958 Well, she should. 154 00:07:17,291 --> 00:07:21,208 Or maybe she cares what the important people in her life think, 155 00:07:21,583 --> 00:07:23,041 not people she has to chase. 156 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:25,958 I'm not chasing anyone. 157 00:07:26,416 --> 00:07:28,333 I'm in a relationship, so I care. 158 00:07:28,875 --> 00:07:31,208 I know that could be hard for you to understand. 159 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,375 ["Still Life" playing over the radio] 160 00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:44,125 Jeb's house is right around the corner. 161 00:07:44,833 --> 00:07:46,541 So, I'm just gonna go. 162 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:49,750 [sighs] 163 00:07:54,958 --> 00:07:55,875 [door closes] 164 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,500 That was what I wanted to show you, by the way. 165 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,375 [music grows louder] 166 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,250 [indistinct chatter] 167 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,916 Um... Excuse me. 168 00:08:30,916 --> 00:08:33,166 Look, um... now right now, OK? 169 00:08:33,666 --> 00:08:36,041 I'm really trying to stay low-key, so... 170 00:08:36,625 --> 00:08:37,708 You dropped this. 171 00:08:41,666 --> 00:08:42,625 [mutters] Uh... 172 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,083 I'm so sorry. 173 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:51,333 Even if I was into your music, I'm not the type to throw myself 174 00:08:51,416 --> 00:08:53,166 at someone just because they're famous, so... 175 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:55,125 -You don't seem-- -[train brakes] 176 00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:56,250 -[Julie grunts] -Oh! 177 00:08:58,291 --> 00:08:59,208 That was the train. 178 00:08:59,333 --> 00:09:01,333 ["Stuart's Song" playing] 179 00:09:03,416 --> 00:09:04,250 [sighs] 180 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,958 Oh, my god. Was that Stuart Bale? 181 00:09:12,041 --> 00:09:12,875 [sighs] 182 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,333 I really don't care. 183 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,958 [small inhale] Oh, yeah. Yeah. Neither do I. 184 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:21,583 I just have a friend who'd like to do bad things to him. 185 00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,000 [sighs] 186 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,208 ["The Whole Of The Moon" playing] 187 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:27,291 ♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪ 188 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,666 ♪ You held it in your hands ♪ 189 00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,416 ♪ I had flashes ♪ 190 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,833 ♪ But you saw the plan ♪ 191 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:44,083 ♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪ 192 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,041 -[Duke] Tobin? -Oh! Yeah. Yeah? [groans] 193 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,541 Hey, what's up? 194 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,250 Oh, I'm up, thanks. I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. 195 00:09:55,833 --> 00:09:56,666 OK. 196 00:09:57,208 --> 00:09:58,916 See you downstairs when you find a bra. 197 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,041 [chuckles nervously] 198 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:05,125 [Duke sings] ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 199 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:06,333 [hurried footsteps] 200 00:10:08,125 --> 00:10:10,583 -So... about today. -[Tobin] Uh-huh. 201 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:13,666 Do we want to watch movies the entire time, or... 202 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:14,958 I was thinking the same thing. 203 00:10:15,041 --> 00:10:16,375 Totally up for a change. 204 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,250 -And speaking of which-- -Your chest is bleeding. 205 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:23,500 Oh. 206 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,708 Yeah, I was doing push-ups... 207 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,833 over... mm... glass. 208 00:10:28,375 --> 00:10:30,166 -You were doing push-ups? -Mm-hmm. 209 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,416 Over broken glass? 210 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,000 Yup. It motivates me. 211 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,750 You don't know everything about me. 212 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:36,958 I kinda do. 213 00:10:37,958 --> 00:10:39,291 [both chuckle] 214 00:10:41,291 --> 00:10:42,125 So... 215 00:10:42,666 --> 00:10:43,500 [sighs] 216 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,166 Do you remember JP Lapierre? 217 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:47,541 [mumbling] JP Lapierre... 218 00:10:48,166 --> 00:10:49,583 [normal voice] Soccer captain in the grade above us? 219 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:53,958 Yeah. Anyway, he's home and he invited us to his college friend's party today. 220 00:10:54,041 --> 00:10:55,375 -Us? -Well, I mean... 221 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,333 he invited me, but... 222 00:10:58,041 --> 00:10:58,958 Would you wanna go? 223 00:11:00,041 --> 00:11:02,208 With you and JP Lapierre? 224 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,291 [stutters] I don't know, I think it could be fun, 225 00:11:04,375 --> 00:11:05,916 but, like, if you're down. If you're not, I don't-- I-- 226 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,583 If you don't wanna go, that's fine, but I-- 227 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:10,000 No, no. You know, if-- I mean, if you want to go, then... 228 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,208 Really appreciate a buddy. 229 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:15,041 Totally. I am that. 230 00:11:17,666 --> 00:11:19,750 Seriously, I am getting a Band-Aid for your boob. 231 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:23,583 [Duke] So, is Carla OK to drive us? 232 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,375 [Tobin] Oh, she's talked about nothing else. 233 00:11:29,125 --> 00:11:30,333 Did she get a lot of work done? 234 00:11:30,666 --> 00:11:33,750 On the D.L., she got new brake pads, her hood ornament's been straightened, 235 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:34,916 and her side panels buffed. 236 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:35,958 Tastefully done. 237 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,416 -Mm. -You can hardly tell. 238 00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:39,166 [chuckles] 239 00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:42,916 -Very festive. -[chuckles] 240 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,416 [man over PA] Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay. 241 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,625 We are doing everything we can to get you moving as soon as possible. 242 00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,958 Snow on the tracks. [sighs] 243 00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:52,875 Conductor says we'll be here at least an hour. 244 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,666 He also called me "sir", 245 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,750 which answers my concerns about this shirt. 246 00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,833 [sighs] This is ridiculous. I live just over that hill. 247 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:03,750 [sighs] 248 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,375 Just so you know, I'm not stalking you, I'm going home. 249 00:12:07,458 --> 00:12:09,583 I'm just going to that restaurant, so... 250 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:10,750 I'll call TMZ. 251 00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:13,291 [wind howling] 252 00:12:13,375 --> 00:12:14,208 [sighs] 253 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,541 [gentle guitar music playing] 254 00:12:23,583 --> 00:12:24,458 Hey. 255 00:12:25,583 --> 00:12:26,416 [grunts] 256 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,125 [sighs] What are you even doing on a train? 257 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,916 Well, I wanted to take a break from the tour bus. 258 00:12:32,625 --> 00:12:35,375 Feels good to be in the real world for a few hours. 259 00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:37,041 You know, [chuckles] 260 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,125 If the train made you feel real, 261 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,916 Waffle Town is gonna blow your mind. 262 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 ["Killa Shit Funk" playing] 263 00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:54,083 I thought you had the day off. 264 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,041 Oh, you didn't hear? 265 00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:57,833 The universe is against me. 266 00:12:57,916 --> 00:12:59,208 It's not possible, dude. 267 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:02,166 The universe is not some wicked lady. The universe is one infinite hug. 268 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,166 [utensils clang] 269 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,416 First my party gets shut down by my parents, 270 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,875 and then he calls me because Janet-- 271 00:13:07,958 --> 00:13:09,916 She's going through a really rough time right now. 272 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,416 Dirty-ass Janet... 273 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,916 has her car stuck in the driveway? Snowed in? That's so-- 274 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,833 Selfish. 275 00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:16,791 Thank you. 276 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,166 I really need to have this party. 277 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:21,916 Wait. Addie's mom's away! 278 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,833 -Addie's mom's always away. -Yeah! 279 00:13:24,333 --> 00:13:27,083 [stutters] We can have it at her place! Call her! Call her! 280 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,083 OK, first, chill. 281 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:31,125 Second, no. Addie is preoccupied. 282 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,666 What do you mean? Where is he? 283 00:13:34,083 --> 00:13:35,125 He got picked up. 284 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:37,333 Uh... Picked up by who? 285 00:13:37,666 --> 00:13:40,750 I don't know. He told my mom he was going to the Waffle Town. 286 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,833 Was he picked up by a girl? 287 00:13:43,416 --> 00:13:46,041 A bunch of people, but yeah, a girl was driving. 288 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:48,291 I knew it. 289 00:13:49,541 --> 00:13:51,458 [Julie] Say it to yourself. Out loud. 290 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:53,916 Affle Town. 291 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,000 Awful Town. [sighs] 292 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,083 If you're a fan of coffee, do not order one here. 293 00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:03,250 Then maybe we should grab a waffle. 294 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:04,750 What? 295 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:06,416 Why? 296 00:14:07,625 --> 00:14:08,458 Um... 297 00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:12,833 I mean it would be terrible if I got photographed in an Awful Town alone. 298 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,583 Listen, no offense. 299 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,708 I just don't like this place. 300 00:14:17,708 --> 00:14:20,083 Alright, look. I called my car already. 301 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:22,416 You have a hard out. 302 00:14:26,083 --> 00:14:26,958 One waffle. 303 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,833 [soft music playing] 304 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,291 Holy shit! 305 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:36,333 Um-- Stuart, this is Billy. 306 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:38,833 Hi. 307 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:40,416 'Sup? [chuckles] 308 00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,375 I was hoping for some breakfast. 309 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,125 Oh! 310 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:51,416 You uh... Really gonna eat all that? 311 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,708 Oh, yeah, I don't waste any food. [sighs] 312 00:14:54,083 --> 00:14:55,666 Like... ever? 313 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:56,583 Ever. 314 00:14:56,916 --> 00:14:59,166 Mm... What if you're eating something and it falls on the floor? 315 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,958 Then I feed it to my dog. 316 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,291 What if your dog isn't around? 317 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,250 Then I locate a dog. 318 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,750 What if you're on a dog-free island? 319 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:07,916 You're doing a concert on a dog-free island somewhere. 320 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:12,125 I'm sure the island has other animals that eat food that falls on the floor. 321 00:15:12,375 --> 00:15:13,208 Damn it. 322 00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,500 You're probably right. 323 00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,041 So, why don't you ever waste food? 324 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,208 Hunger is... 325 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,250 It's a thing for me, you know? 326 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:26,250 Um... A cause. 327 00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:27,375 Why? 328 00:15:28,708 --> 00:15:30,666 You know, I'm a pretty important person, 329 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:34,125 so I like to do a lot of uh... important charity work. 330 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,583 Come on. 331 00:15:38,416 --> 00:15:39,250 I don't know. 332 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,791 I guess we didn't really grow up with a whole lot. 333 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,375 -I don't know if I want many carbs today. -I definitely want carbs. 334 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,500 [tense notes playing] 335 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,708 Oh, my god! 336 00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:54,541 [dings] 337 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,708 -Let's sit down and just order. -French toast... 338 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,000 [overlapping chatter] 339 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,916 Maybe the universe isn't against me. 340 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,750 Maybe it's telling me to have my party here. 341 00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,708 The universe... always has the answer, Keon. 342 00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:07,791 You just have to subscribe to her newsletter. 343 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,916 Well, does that mean I can have my party here? 344 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,833 Aren't you glad I called you in today? 345 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,416 [chuckling] Dude, yeah! 346 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,083 Yes, thank you! 347 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:18,041 OK, look, you're gonna have to clean up tomorrow. 348 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,291 You're gonna have to play some good music, and you're gonna have to give me 349 00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:23,208 a ride home because I bicycled here this morning 350 00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,875 and it was real slip-slidey out there. 351 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:25,958 -[Keon] Done! -[Billy] OK. 352 00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:27,875 [Keon] Thank you! 353 00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:30,125 [indistinct chatter] 354 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:36,958 [whispers] Keon! 355 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:39,875 That girl and I... 356 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,750 kinda had, like, a thing. 357 00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:44,791 You-- you hooked up? 358 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,541 Yeah, but I don't know, it was more than that, like... [sighs] 359 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:51,000 Have you ever been with someone and you stay up until, like, 4:00 a.m., 360 00:16:51,083 --> 00:16:52,541 just talking about everything, 361 00:16:52,958 --> 00:16:54,833 like how you're both super scared of getting old 362 00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:57,333 and what it felt like the first time you saw the Goblet of Fire 363 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,458 and you're just like, "I can't believe I get to exist at the same time as you!"? 364 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,458 No. But-- Like, I'm really happy for you! [chuckles] 365 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,458 I really, really liked her. 366 00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,208 The way she would, like, talk super fast when she got excited. 367 00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:11,291 It was really cute. 368 00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:13,166 [laughs] 369 00:17:14,916 --> 00:17:15,833 I'm gonna do it. 370 00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,250 I'm going over there. 371 00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:19,458 Play it cool, though. You know how to play it cool. 372 00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:20,625 I can play it cool. 373 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,958 Wait, how do you play it cool? 374 00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:25,458 -You just go over there, -Uh-huh. 375 00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:28,291 and then you ask her if her and her friends will stay for the party. 376 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:29,750 OK. 377 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,208 You got this. 378 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,375 ["On Top Of The World (First Version)" playing] 379 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,166 [sighs] 380 00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,166 Hey! 381 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:44,000 How are you? What are you doing here? 382 00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:45,791 Um... Hi. 383 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,125 It's so crazy. I was actually just thinking 384 00:17:48,208 --> 00:17:50,041 about you this morning when I was in the shower. 385 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,333 [chuckles] 386 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:53,458 Oh, no, not like that. Not like a weird... 387 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,875 No, 'cause I have one of those soaps 388 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:57,458 that has a little toy in the center. 389 00:17:58,333 --> 00:17:59,916 [sucks teeth] It's not, I mean... 390 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,625 I'm not like a toddler or anything. 391 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:05,583 It's just one of those, like, "let's bring back the '90s" type things. 392 00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:10,625 Anyway, I got the toy out, finally, this morning, and it was a horse! 393 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,333 And I remember you said 394 00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:16,208 horses are just basically big dogs. 395 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:18,875 So I-- I thought of you. 396 00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,875 OK, whatever. [chuckling] Can we, like, order now? 397 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:28,166 -I definitely want the waffle sandwich. -French toast. 398 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,958 -Can I get the waffle bites? -And, like, the waffle-- 399 00:18:31,041 --> 00:18:33,041 -I'm sorry. -We'll get a couple orders of bacon, 400 00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:34,416 like, maybe four for the table? 401 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,625 Angie, you made it! 402 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,958 -Hey, JP! [giggles] -[grunts] 403 00:18:57,541 --> 00:18:58,833 This is my friend, Tobin. 404 00:18:58,958 --> 00:18:59,875 I know Tobin! 405 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:00,958 -You do? -You do? 406 00:19:01,041 --> 00:19:02,583 Of course! You sat behind me in Physics! 407 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,625 Yeah. Yeah, I mean... I know that, I just didn't think that you'd know that. 408 00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,500 Come on, man. Bring it in. [sighs] Oh, yeah. 409 00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:10,416 So you guys play broomball? 410 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,541 Love broomball! 411 00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:14,666 Alright, sweet! You're on my team. Come on, man. 412 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,041 You love broomball? 413 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,583 I've never heard you once mention broomball. 414 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,916 That's because I don't like talking about broomball. 415 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,833 I love playing broomball. 416 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,791 I'm nice on the ice, which is a phrase 417 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:31,500 other people have used to describe me and how good I am at broomball. 418 00:19:31,583 --> 00:19:34,000 OK, because you usually never like to play sports, so... 419 00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:35,541 [chuckles] Broomball is not a sport! 420 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:37,583 It's a leisurely holiday pastime. 421 00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,416 Besides, who are we playing, the broomball Olympians? 422 00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,583 [Chad] Yo, JP! 423 00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,500 Holy shit! 424 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,416 We came to play! 425 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,625 You guys ready or what? 426 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:46,916 The Reston brothers? 427 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,666 This is their party? I thought they went to jail. 428 00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,750 I think they just got probation for that. 429 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,833 Hey, man. 430 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,833 I saw you roll up in your pussy wagon. 431 00:19:57,916 --> 00:19:58,875 [laughs] 432 00:19:59,291 --> 00:20:00,750 [fake chuckles] That's clever. 433 00:20:02,916 --> 00:20:04,916 ["Let's Get It Together This Christmas" playing] 434 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,375 ♪ Christmas time ♪ 435 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,291 [Duke] JP! 436 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,208 ♪ The world's so fine ♪ 437 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,000 [Tobin] I'm open! 438 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,083 Tobe! 439 00:20:12,958 --> 00:20:14,333 ♪ Brotherhood ♪ 440 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:15,500 [grunts] 441 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:18,208 -[Pete] Woo! [laughs] -Home boy's gonna feel it! [groans] 442 00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:20,500 -You alright, man? -[groaning] Yeah, all good. 443 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:22,791 -You gotta try to stay vertical, my man! -[Tobin sighs] 444 00:20:22,875 --> 00:20:24,875 Ooh! Let's get you back out there, alright? 445 00:20:25,583 --> 00:20:26,458 Come on. 446 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,500 Back up, back up! You got this, T! You got this, T! 447 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:32,125 Come on. Step up, step up! 448 00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:33,416 Hey, look out! 449 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,500 -[grunts] -[JP] Oh! 450 00:20:36,416 --> 00:20:39,916 [Pete] Ooh, ooh, ooh! Woo! Woo! 451 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:41,666 [JP] You alright? 452 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:43,541 [Tobin] Yeah. Yeah. [efforts] 453 00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:48,708 [Tobin] Duke, pass! 454 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,666 -[JP] There you go, T. There you go! -[Duke] All right! 455 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,583 [JP] There you go! 456 00:20:53,833 --> 00:20:55,833 -[Duke] You got this! You got this, man! -[JP] Shoot! Shoot! 457 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,875 -[grunts] -[Chad laughs] 458 00:21:01,541 --> 00:21:02,375 [groans] 459 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,458 [breathes heavily] 460 00:21:04,625 --> 00:21:06,583 ♪ Let's get together ♪ 461 00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,083 [indistinct chatter] 462 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,583 -Oh, yeah, I'm not doing that. -Why? It takes like two seconds! 463 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,583 What-- What are you doing right now? 464 00:21:18,208 --> 00:21:19,250 Nothing, I'm just... 465 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:23,791 They-- They see me, 466 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:27,166 but you know, you don't need to-- 467 00:21:28,375 --> 00:21:29,333 [sighs] 468 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,083 Ah, shit. 469 00:21:36,958 --> 00:21:39,708 It's happening. I'm-- I'm sorry. 470 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:40,958 Go. Men's bathroom window. 471 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,416 Go. Go, go, go. 472 00:21:49,125 --> 00:21:51,291 -Hey! -Was that Stuart Bale? 473 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,125 Mm... Yeah. 474 00:21:53,291 --> 00:21:55,333 Yeah, Stuart Bale is eating at the Waffle Town. 475 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:59,125 And Lady Gaga is just buying tampons at the Gas and Go. So... 476 00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:04,500 No, that was my-- that was my step cousin Bryant... 477 00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:06,458 And his name is Bryant. 478 00:22:06,541 --> 00:22:07,375 Oh, really? 479 00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,666 Then why did he just run off to the bathroom? 480 00:22:09,750 --> 00:22:11,625 Well why would you run to the bathroom? 481 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:12,750 Oh. Ew! 482 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:15,458 -[sighs] -[Stuart grunts] 483 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:20,708 [efforts] I'm sure there's a way to do this and still look cool. Oh! 484 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:22,750 -[grunts] -Nailed it. 485 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:25,750 [sighs] 486 00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:28,833 Yeah, thanks uh... thanks for the help. 487 00:22:29,458 --> 00:22:31,041 Any time. OK. 488 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:32,875 I'm gonna go now. 489 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,375 [Julie] Look, it was... it was really nice 490 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:37,791 and totally bizarre and random to meet you, but... 491 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:39,666 I gotta go. I have a lot to do. 492 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:40,875 Like what? 493 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Like meet my mom. 494 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:45,041 Er-- Don't worry about it. 495 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,833 I mean, I'm not worried, I'm... just... 496 00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:50,875 Look, I have a lot to do. I have things to do. 497 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,416 Like what? Tell me. 498 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:55,833 I have to make a decision that impacts the entire rest of my life, OK? 499 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,083 [panting] 500 00:22:58,250 --> 00:22:59,333 [melancholic music playing] 501 00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:00,250 [sighs] 502 00:23:00,375 --> 00:23:02,541 I got into Columbia. In New York. 503 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:07,250 Also, my mom is sick. 504 00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,000 And we don't know which way it's gonna go, 505 00:23:10,083 --> 00:23:12,083 so I have to stay and I have to take care of her 506 00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,166 because this might be the last year I have with her. 507 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,083 And I asked for a deferral, but they said I'd lose my scholarship. 508 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,500 [Julie sighs] 509 00:23:21,041 --> 00:23:23,500 Sorry for the... massive download. 510 00:23:23,583 --> 00:23:26,041 I just haven't actually said that to anyone. 511 00:23:28,291 --> 00:23:29,833 Anyways, Merry Christmas. I gotta go. 512 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,875 [uplifting ballad playing] 513 00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:33,916 [stutters] Wait. Where are you headed? 514 00:23:34,125 --> 00:23:35,750 I told you, I'm meeting my mom. 515 00:23:36,291 --> 00:23:37,708 At our winter holiday pageant. 516 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,041 Sounds fun. 517 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:40,791 [phone line ringing] 518 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:42,625 [voice over phone] Hey, this is Jeb. 519 00:23:42,708 --> 00:23:44,583 -You know what to do after the beep. -[beep] 520 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:47,625 [sighs] 521 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,333 [beep] 522 00:23:58,708 --> 00:23:59,541 [sighs] 523 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:04,291 Hey! 524 00:24:05,875 --> 00:24:06,708 Hey! 525 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,041 Yeah, can I help you? 526 00:24:14,125 --> 00:24:15,166 Yes, please. Um... 527 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,541 I'm, like, stranded in the snow. 528 00:24:16,625 --> 00:24:18,291 Can you give me a ride to the Waffle Town? 529 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,541 Sure. Yeah, it's snowing. 530 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:23,458 There's no buses running. Yeah, get in. 531 00:24:23,541 --> 00:24:24,583 [sighs] Thank you! 532 00:24:29,708 --> 00:24:30,958 Are you crazy? 533 00:24:31,583 --> 00:24:34,000 -Are you out of your mind? -What? 534 00:24:34,083 --> 00:24:36,958 You don't go getting into people's cars you don't know! 535 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,500 Relax! I have my phone. 536 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:41,000 Well what the hell does that have to do with anything? 537 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,541 Like, if someone were to hurt me, I could call 911. 538 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,291 Well what if they took your phone? 539 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:48,166 Well if the phone was still in the car, it's pinging off the cell towers 540 00:24:48,250 --> 00:24:49,541 and tracking where I am. 541 00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:51,916 Oh, well what good is that if you're murdered? 542 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Well hopefully that knowledge can be a deterrent to the murderer. 543 00:24:58,041 --> 00:24:58,875 OK. 544 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:03,208 What were you doing out there all by yourself anyway? 545 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:04,750 My best friend left me. 546 00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,125 Sounds like a great best friend. 547 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,708 OK, she didn't leave me. 548 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:11,083 I was in a situation she didn't understand. 549 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,625 My boyfriend's being weird. He's not answering any of my texts. 550 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:20,041 He knows where I am, though. 551 00:25:21,041 --> 00:25:23,166 Oh, my god, now you're scared? 552 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,083 You have terrible instincts. 553 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:27,958 Has anyone ever told you that? 554 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,250 It's 'cause you're relying on that thing instead of yourself. 555 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,291 Mm-hmm. 556 00:25:36,583 --> 00:25:39,166 A 156-piece elf village? 557 00:25:39,250 --> 00:25:42,458 [chuckles] Some people's moms, they knit stockings. 558 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:43,875 Mine collects elves 559 00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:45,666 -and their communities. -[Stuart chuckles] 560 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,625 So, what are your plans for the holidays? 561 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:50,791 I'll just be at the hotel. 562 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:53,916 Christmas in a hotel? 563 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,541 I'm used to it. I travel a lot. 564 00:25:56,833 --> 00:25:58,000 Do you like it? 565 00:25:58,166 --> 00:26:01,000 Honestly, I really would love to be 566 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:02,541 in one place, 567 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,583 just for a little while. 568 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,000 Well, maybe we just... we switch. 569 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,875 Singing and dancing can't be that hard. 570 00:26:09,958 --> 00:26:11,958 OK. I'll send you my set list. 571 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,166 [chuckles] 572 00:26:14,791 --> 00:26:16,958 So why your mom like Christmas so much? 573 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:19,416 Uh... 574 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,333 I think... 575 00:26:22,416 --> 00:26:26,625 You know, it's 'cause my-- my dad, he left in between Thanksgiving and Christmas 576 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,291 and now my mom kind of wants Christmas to be... 577 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:34,208 amazing and spectacular and... 578 00:26:34,916 --> 00:26:35,750 for me. 579 00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:37,625 That's sweet. 580 00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:39,916 Kind of, I guess. 581 00:26:40,333 --> 00:26:41,166 [sighs] 582 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,708 [Stuart] This place is beautiful. 583 00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:47,916 It's like the perfect holiday card. 584 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,208 Snow hides a lot. 585 00:26:49,291 --> 00:26:51,208 It's like the Spanx of weather. 586 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:52,875 [scoffs] 587 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,333 Where did you grow up? 588 00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:58,708 Ah. Guessing most people already know that about you. 589 00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:04,750 [birds chirping] 590 00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,333 I grew up in Atlanta. 591 00:27:08,208 --> 00:27:09,500 I grew up more of a loner. 592 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:12,583 But I had music, so... it was cool. 593 00:27:13,166 --> 00:27:14,541 But my dad didn't really like it. 594 00:27:15,583 --> 00:27:17,708 He was real strict. 595 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:20,208 I mean even now, he doesn't think 596 00:27:21,041 --> 00:27:22,833 music is a real job and... 597 00:27:23,208 --> 00:27:24,458 Have you told him it is? 598 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:27,666 The point is... 599 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:31,291 you can do a lot worse than this place, trust me. 600 00:27:31,875 --> 00:27:35,500 [sighs] Yeah, well I guess I have the next several years to find out. 601 00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:40,541 The Reston brothers? 602 00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:42,166 I thought they were in prison. 603 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,875 Well, apparently not. 604 00:27:43,958 --> 00:27:45,750 Dude, get away from them! 605 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:48,291 [sighs] I can't, man. It's... It's their party 606 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,375 and we're here so Duke can hang out with JP Lapierre. 607 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:55,291 -Hello? -That was a moment of silence 608 00:27:55,375 --> 00:27:57,000 for your hopes of ever being with Duke. 609 00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:59,333 Thanks, man. That's... that helps. 610 00:27:59,958 --> 00:28:02,750 Especially since he just finished telling us about his semester in Kenya, 611 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,416 building schools and stuff, 612 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,375 Dude, if she's hooking up with JP Lapierre-- 613 00:28:06,458 --> 00:28:07,583 They're not hooking up. 614 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,833 Yet. 615 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:14,500 I can't leave here, man. 616 00:28:14,583 --> 00:28:15,541 [stutters] You have to! 617 00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,083 I'm having my party at the Awful Town. I need you to bring beer! 618 00:28:18,166 --> 00:28:22,000 [Keon over phone] I have dancers here, OK? You get here, we'll have drink! 619 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,458 OK, I think I have a plan. 620 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:25,125 Thank you! You see? I just-- 621 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,875 Hey, man, I just want to apologize for them. It wasn't cool. 622 00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:30,500 -No, that's cool. That's cool. -No, no. 623 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:33,500 No, no, no. You can be reasonable and calm about it, but I'm not. 624 00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:35,458 It's not OK what they did to you. 625 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:36,875 [JP] You know she's right, T. 626 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:39,416 You bottle up all that emotion, it turns into anxiety. 627 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:42,041 Recently I started doing this Qigong meditation. 628 00:28:42,166 --> 00:28:43,291 I'm sure you've heard of it. 629 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,666 Yeah, you know, I mean... 630 00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,791 I've heard of... meditation. 631 00:28:46,875 --> 00:28:48,791 Anyway, it's this type of mind-body exercise, 632 00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,375 really great for martial arts training. 633 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:52,458 [sighs] I think you'd be really good at it, man. 634 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,166 [chuckling] Thanks, man. 635 00:28:55,791 --> 00:28:57,833 So what do you say we get out of here, huh? 636 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,916 -Uh, yeah, I'm down. -Same. 637 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,583 Cool. And we're taking their keg. 638 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,375 ["Rock The Casbah" playing] 639 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,500 ♪ Now the king told the boogie men ♪ 640 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:12,416 Let's go! 641 00:29:13,458 --> 00:29:14,625 -Go, go, go, go! -Hey! 642 00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:15,541 Hey! 643 00:29:15,791 --> 00:29:16,625 Shit! 644 00:29:16,708 --> 00:29:17,541 [clanks] 645 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,333 -You're dead, man! -That's our keg! 646 00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:21,291 -The car, man! -[Chad] Fucking dead! 647 00:29:22,083 --> 00:29:23,666 -Go, go, go, go, go! -[JP] Woo! 648 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:26,666 ♪ The Sheik he drove his Cadillac ♪ 649 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:29,166 ♪ He went a' cruisin' down the ville ♪ 650 00:29:29,583 --> 00:29:30,583 Alright! 651 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:34,500 ♪ The muezzin was a' standing ♪ 652 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,083 [engine revving] 653 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:39,791 -Woo! -Woo! 654 00:29:40,458 --> 00:29:42,125 -Floor it, T-bird! -I'm trying! 655 00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:46,666 ♪ The Shareef don't like it Rockin' the Casbah ♪ 656 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,208 ♪ The Shareef don't like it Rockin' the Casbah ♪ 657 00:29:50,833 --> 00:29:51,833 Why are we slowing down? 658 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:54,291 [engine weakening] 659 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,541 Oh, no, no, no! 660 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:01,791 -Wait. -Oh, god! 661 00:30:02,416 --> 00:30:03,250 Oh, god! 662 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:06,333 [ignition failing] 663 00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:07,583 Incoming! 664 00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,041 [engine revving] 665 00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,458 Come on, Carla! Don't be a little bitch! 666 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:15,333 Yeah, Carla! Work that ass like I know you can! 667 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:18,041 Guys, I know it's a car, but I'm also a feminist, so... 668 00:30:21,083 --> 00:30:22,041 -Oh! -Ooh! 669 00:30:22,125 --> 00:30:23,000 Go on, man! 670 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:24,375 Gosh! 671 00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,625 [engine stars] 672 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,208 -OK. Come on, let's go. -Alright, we're moving. 673 00:30:29,291 --> 00:30:30,791 -Here we go. -Come on. 674 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:33,625 They're right behind us, bud. Come on! Come on, Carla! 675 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:36,666 -Right here! -Turn right! 676 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,625 ♪ Rock the Casbah ♪ 677 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:41,000 ♪ The Shareef don't like it ♪ 678 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:45,666 ♪ Rockin' the Casbah Rock the Casbah ♪ 679 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:46,666 [indistinct yelling] 680 00:30:46,750 --> 00:30:48,333 Woo! [laughs] 681 00:30:48,666 --> 00:30:50,833 -Oh, my god! -Yeah! Woo! 682 00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:52,208 Way to go, T-man! 683 00:30:52,875 --> 00:30:53,833 [car engine revving] 684 00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:56,791 [Duke] Woo! Yes, Carla! 685 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,750 That was insane! 686 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:01,125 [chuckling] Seriously, T-rex, you're a hero, man! 687 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,416 Wow! Some action hero shit! 688 00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,166 -The way we were sliding and drifting-- -[chuckles] 689 00:31:06,500 --> 00:31:08,291 -[Duke] Uh... Tobin, brake. -[JP] Guys? 690 00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:09,791 -What's happening? -Press the brake! 691 00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:11,958 I'm trying to press the brake! I mean I am pressing it! 692 00:31:12,041 --> 00:31:14,041 -[Duke] Bre-- Stop! No! -[Tobin] No, no, no! 693 00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:14,958 [Tobin groans] 694 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,083 We're in a ditch. 695 00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:19,791 [sighs] 696 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:21,333 Everyone all right? 697 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,541 [clear throat] 698 00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:28,083 Um... Dude? Dude... 699 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,708 I think your nipple's bleeding. 700 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,500 ["Late Night Feelings" playing] 701 00:31:42,666 --> 00:31:44,666 ♪ I weigh the water ♪ 702 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:46,666 ♪ I feel it all ♪ 703 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:50,916 ♪ I ask myself a million questions in the dark ♪ 704 00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:55,500 ♪ I lay in silence, but silence talks ♪ 705 00:31:55,916 --> 00:31:57,916 ♪ It tells me heaven is no closer than it was ♪ 706 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:58,958 -Hey, -[door closes] 707 00:32:00,291 --> 00:32:03,458 I-- I just want to say I don't really know what that was back there, but-- 708 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:06,250 ♪ All mixed up inside ♪ 709 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,958 ♪ When I get too on ya ♪ 710 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:11,333 ♪ And I wanna call ya ♪ 711 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:14,208 ♪ With late night feelings ♪ 712 00:32:14,291 --> 00:32:17,916 ♪ On and on and on Feeling on and on ♪ 713 00:32:18,458 --> 00:32:20,083 ♪ On and on, on and on ♪ 714 00:32:21,166 --> 00:32:23,708 I have not stopped thinking about you. [sighs] 715 00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,000 [door opens] 716 00:32:29,041 --> 00:32:30,000 [door closes] 717 00:32:30,875 --> 00:32:31,958 [door opens] 718 00:32:32,041 --> 00:32:32,875 [door closes] 719 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:35,958 [kids cheering] 720 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:37,916 [Stuart] I want to go sledding. 721 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,041 What? Now? 722 00:32:40,666 --> 00:32:41,500 Yeah. 723 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,208 You don't have a sled. 724 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:46,041 Young moms. 725 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,416 That's my sweet spot. 726 00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:50,625 [chuckles] 727 00:32:51,375 --> 00:32:52,208 [Stuart] Hey. 728 00:32:52,958 --> 00:32:53,791 Hi. 729 00:32:54,166 --> 00:32:56,583 Yeah, you guys mind if I borrow your sled? 730 00:32:56,791 --> 00:32:58,791 Hi, I'm Stuart. Nice to meet you. 731 00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:00,250 -Hello. -[woman giggling] 732 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:01,750 Oh, yeah, let's get a photo. 733 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:03,250 [camera clicks] 734 00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:04,541 Boom! 735 00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:06,916 Alright. Very nice to meet you. 736 00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,166 I'll bring this back, OK? 737 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:11,458 Got us a loaner. 738 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:14,916 [sighs] 739 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:18,625 Is... uh... 740 00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:20,166 that OK? 741 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,625 [clicks tongue] I-- Yep. 742 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:27,166 Wait! 743 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,041 Look... 744 00:33:33,041 --> 00:33:34,291 Anything can happen. 745 00:33:35,458 --> 00:33:36,291 Good... 746 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:38,791 bad... 747 00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:41,541 anything. 748 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,791 [sighs] OK. 749 00:33:46,750 --> 00:33:48,208 -Let's go. -Let's go. 750 00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:50,458 ["It All Feels Right" playing] 751 00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:51,833 -Let's go. -[Julie screams] 752 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:55,166 [Julie] Woo! 753 00:33:55,958 --> 00:33:58,041 [laughs and whoops] 754 00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:06,083 [Stuart] We're good! We're good! 755 00:34:13,333 --> 00:34:15,375 [laughing] 756 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,333 [Stuart] Oh, whoa, whoa! 757 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,333 -Ooh! -[efforts] 758 00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:28,875 [Stuart grunts] 759 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,208 [gasps] 760 00:34:30,333 --> 00:34:31,250 Stuart! 761 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:32,958 [sighs] 762 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,250 [screams] 763 00:34:34,458 --> 00:34:35,916 [groans] 764 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,916 [groans, panting] 765 00:34:46,541 --> 00:34:48,541 [car engine revving] 766 00:34:48,958 --> 00:34:49,916 [Stuart] Whoa! 767 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,416 [Pete and Chad] Woo! 768 00:34:51,750 --> 00:34:53,750 [panting] 769 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:55,916 [sighs] 770 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:02,041 [laughing] 771 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:09,083 [sighs] 772 00:35:17,083 --> 00:35:18,958 So I'm guessing it went well. 773 00:35:19,958 --> 00:35:22,416 And did she say they're gonna stay for the party? 774 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:23,333 Well... 775 00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:26,458 -there wasn't a lot of dialogue. -[chuckles] 776 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,750 But yeah, I think they're staying. 777 00:35:29,125 --> 00:35:31,666 OK, great, great! So, body count. 778 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:34,083 Six dancers, if they stay, 779 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,916 -plus Jeb and company, -[indistinct chatter] 780 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,208 and then Tobin... 781 00:35:37,666 --> 00:35:39,583 -[Dorrie] Wait, Jeb's here? -[Keon] That's 12... 782 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:42,000 Is that too little? Is that weird? 783 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,583 -Do you think that's weird? -What? 784 00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:46,833 [Addie] Does this thing go any faster? 785 00:35:46,916 --> 00:35:49,375 It's a tow truck in a snowstorm. 786 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:50,708 No, it does not. 787 00:35:56,583 --> 00:35:58,541 The answer is not in there. 788 00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:02,375 It's like you're standing on a whale fishing for minnows. 789 00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:06,250 -What? That's a weird metaphor. -You know what? 790 00:36:06,333 --> 00:36:08,083 -Hey! -Look around at the actual world! 791 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,583 You don't know what I need. 792 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,166 And if you don't give me my phone back, I'm gonna call the police. 793 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:13,583 Oh, yeah, really? With what? 794 00:36:15,083 --> 00:36:17,708 -Uh-oh! -OK! Alright, how would you feel 795 00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:19,541 -if I just took your tinfoil hat? -Hey! 796 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:26,000 I don't know why you wear that thing, but I'm pretty sure you're attached. 797 00:36:26,958 --> 00:36:28,333 There are theories, you know. 798 00:36:30,791 --> 00:36:33,458 About you, your hat, your past. 799 00:36:33,916 --> 00:36:35,875 NASCAR driver, ex-cop... 800 00:36:37,166 --> 00:36:38,291 baked potato. 801 00:36:38,375 --> 00:36:41,291 Well what does your magic phone say is the correct one? 802 00:36:41,375 --> 00:36:42,875 What is it with old people and phones? 803 00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:44,875 You know all the things I can do with that phone? 804 00:36:44,958 --> 00:36:47,750 Do you know that I could read a book? Write an essay? 805 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,333 Learn Spanish, track my steps? 806 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,583 Absorb the fact that Jeb has literally never liked 807 00:36:52,666 --> 00:36:54,000 any picture I've posted of us, 808 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:57,125 and that he's going to break up with me on Christmas and start dating Madison, 809 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,833 who he's currently with at the Waffle Town, 810 00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,916 which I know thanks to Bahar Rizwell's Snapchat! 811 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,083 [sighs] 812 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,000 Can you do all of that with your magic hat? 813 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,041 That's what I thought. 814 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:14,958 -I'm gonna take my phone. Hey! -Hey! No! 815 00:37:15,291 --> 00:37:17,375 [woman] Hey, missy! Hey! 816 00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:18,958 -[Addie] Hey! -[woman] Whoa! 817 00:37:21,333 --> 00:37:24,208 [shouts] No! 818 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,625 I'm sorry about that. 819 00:37:34,666 --> 00:37:35,750 [sighs] 820 00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:44,625 Why does everybody call you "The Duke?" 821 00:37:44,791 --> 00:37:46,958 Oh, it's Tobin's fault. 822 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:48,041 Why is that? 823 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:50,666 Growing up, I was always one of the boys. 824 00:37:51,083 --> 00:37:53,333 Tobin thought I should be distinguished for that. 825 00:37:53,416 --> 00:37:55,333 He's an original, I'll give him that. 826 00:37:56,083 --> 00:37:57,875 He must do pretty well with the ladies. 827 00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:58,791 Tobin? 828 00:37:59,958 --> 00:38:00,791 No. 829 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:02,208 No, not really. 830 00:38:02,458 --> 00:38:05,083 Well, [sighs] I think when he gets to college, 831 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,750 that's gonna change. 832 00:38:08,166 --> 00:38:09,666 [Tobin] Sorry about that. [sighs] 833 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,375 -[JP exhales] -Tow truck's on its way. 834 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:16,375 [sighs] 835 00:38:17,375 --> 00:38:18,750 I don't think she suffered. 836 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:21,666 She died doing what she loved. 837 00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,291 Getting really low gas mileage. 838 00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:25,666 [chuckles] 839 00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:29,041 Shit, guys, it's the twins. Come on! 840 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,291 Get down, get down. 841 00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,583 Get down. 842 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,666 Alright. Let's get off the road. 843 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,750 [melancholic music playing] 844 00:38:45,916 --> 00:38:46,750 [grunts] 845 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:02,333 [chuckles] Can't believe I'm hiding out in a church. 846 00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:04,291 [Duke] Wow! Look at this thing. 847 00:39:06,333 --> 00:39:08,333 [Duke] Oh, my god, Tobin, play something! 848 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,833 [JP] No way, man, you play? 849 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,291 [Duke] Yeah, he's so good. 850 00:39:11,666 --> 00:39:13,666 [playing chord in the pipe organ] 851 00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:14,750 Whoa! 852 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,625 Play Whole of the Moon. 853 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,250 [Tobin plays "Whole of the Moon"] 854 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,291 ♪ I pictured a rainbow ♪ 855 00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:45,000 ♪ You held it in your hands ♪ 856 00:39:46,125 --> 00:39:47,666 ♪ I had flashes ♪ 857 00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,791 ♪ But you saw the plan ♪ 858 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:57,041 ♪ I wandered out in the world for years ♪ 859 00:39:58,958 --> 00:40:01,958 ♪ While you just stayed in your room ♪ 860 00:40:02,375 --> 00:40:04,375 ♪ I saw the crescent ♪ 861 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:10,708 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 862 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,666 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 863 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,666 ♪ You were there in the turnstiles, with the wind at your heels ♪ 864 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:26,000 ♪ You stretched for the stars and you know how it feels ♪ 865 00:40:26,083 --> 00:40:27,500 ♪ To reach too high ♪ 866 00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:29,666 ♪ Too far ♪ 867 00:40:30,458 --> 00:40:32,041 ♪ Too soon ♪ 868 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:35,625 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon ♪ 869 00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:37,416 ♪ I spoke about wings ♪ 870 00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,625 ♪ You just flew ♪ 871 00:40:42,958 --> 00:40:45,875 ♪ I wondered, I guessed and I tried ♪ 872 00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:53,958 ♪ You just knew I sighed ♪ 873 00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:02,166 ♪ But you swooned, I saw the crescent ♪ 874 00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,125 ♪ You saw the whole of the moon♪ 875 00:41:11,041 --> 00:41:13,625 ♪ The whole of the moon ♪ 876 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:20,500 ♪ Unicorns and cannonballs, palaces and piers ♪ 877 00:41:20,833 --> 00:41:24,583 ♪ Trumpets, towers and tenements Wide oceans full of tears ♪ 878 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,875 ♪ Flags, rags ferryboats ♪ 879 00:41:27,166 --> 00:41:29,166 ♪ Scimitars and scarves ♪ 880 00:41:29,291 --> 00:41:32,750 ♪ Every precious dream and vision underneath the stars ♪ 881 00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:34,875 ♪ Yes, you climbed on the ladder ♪ 882 00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:37,125 ♪ With the wind in your sails ♪ 883 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,208 ♪ You came like a comet ♪ 884 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,458 ♪ Blazing your-- ♪ 885 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,333 [Duke sings] ♪...trail too high ♪ 886 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,458 [Duke laughs] 887 00:41:44,750 --> 00:41:45,958 [JP laughs] 888 00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,125 Tobin, should we play "Sound and Vision"? 889 00:41:48,625 --> 00:41:50,083 No, I'm-- I'm all good. 890 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,125 -Oh, come on, man. One more. -What? 891 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:54,583 No, I think I'm gonna go check on Carla. 892 00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,625 -The guys are probably gone by now, so... -Wait, wait, wait, we can all go. 893 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:58,666 I'm gonna go alone. 894 00:42:02,250 --> 00:42:03,750 Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 895 00:42:05,250 --> 00:42:06,708 -Hey. -What? 896 00:42:07,958 --> 00:42:09,166 What? What do you mean "What?" 897 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:10,541 You're being weird. 898 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,750 -Leaving suddenly and-- -How is that weird? 899 00:42:14,083 --> 00:42:15,375 -Tobin. -Angie. 900 00:42:16,458 --> 00:42:17,708 Why are you calling me Angie? 901 00:42:17,875 --> 00:42:20,125 Well isn't that what you like to be called? Mm? 902 00:42:20,500 --> 00:42:22,291 God, since when did you get so sensitive? 903 00:42:23,416 --> 00:42:25,583 OK, are you mad about JP? 904 00:42:25,958 --> 00:42:27,625 Why would I be mad about JP? 905 00:42:31,041 --> 00:42:32,000 Are you jealous? 906 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,500 Yeah. Yeah, Angie. 907 00:42:34,875 --> 00:42:36,625 I'm jealous of-- of JP. 908 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,791 I'm jealous of the enlightened, broomball-playing, meditating college boy. 909 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,083 Fine. 910 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,125 Be that way. 911 00:42:59,750 --> 00:43:00,916 [mutters] Oh, shit. 912 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,166 Shit. 913 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:05,666 You a wise man? 914 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:09,125 Are you one of our three wise men? 915 00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,541 Yes, I'm a wise man. 916 00:43:10,958 --> 00:43:11,791 Great. 917 00:43:18,375 --> 00:43:20,375 [indistinct chatter] 918 00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:24,291 No fair! 919 00:43:26,333 --> 00:43:28,250 Um... We didn't order that. 920 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:31,125 -Oh, I know. It's-- -Also, what is that? 921 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:32,416 I call it a "Quaffle Waffle." 922 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:34,750 Best enjoyed with a tall glass of Butterbeer. 923 00:43:38,041 --> 00:43:39,250 It's from Harry Potter! 924 00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:40,708 Isn't that, like, for children? 925 00:43:41,833 --> 00:43:43,875 I'm pretty sure it's universally beloved. 926 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:51,958 Also, I'm supposed to tell you guys 927 00:43:52,041 --> 00:43:54,291 that there's gonna be a party here later, so... 928 00:43:55,083 --> 00:43:56,000 you should stay. 929 00:43:59,708 --> 00:44:01,041 Can I get another iced tea? 930 00:44:06,666 --> 00:44:08,541 -[sighs] -Are they leaving? 931 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,625 Because Tempest just texted me and he said he's gonna roll through. 932 00:44:12,791 --> 00:44:13,875 This is so messed up. 933 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,625 [church bells ringing] 934 00:44:16,708 --> 00:44:18,291 [Julie] Thanks again for walking me here. 935 00:44:18,541 --> 00:44:19,375 It's nothing. 936 00:44:21,791 --> 00:44:23,083 [stammers] Hey, I didn't... 937 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,041 tell my mom about Colombia, so when you meet her, 938 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:28,708 -just don't mention anything. -Why didn't you tell your mom? 939 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,458 Because I didn't want her to worry, 940 00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:32,791 and also, try to convince me to go, so... 941 00:44:33,416 --> 00:44:34,500 [Debbie] Hi, Sweetie. 942 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:35,666 Hey. 943 00:44:36,291 --> 00:44:37,166 [smooches] 944 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:38,833 Here are the clothes you asked for. 945 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:39,875 Thank you. 946 00:44:40,291 --> 00:44:41,750 Why did you need Grandpa's? 947 00:44:43,416 --> 00:44:44,250 Oh. 948 00:44:45,541 --> 00:44:48,208 -Uh... Mom, this is Stuart. -Hi. 949 00:44:48,291 --> 00:44:49,125 Hey. 950 00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:51,083 Are you at school with Julie? 951 00:44:52,666 --> 00:44:53,708 No. [chuckles] 952 00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:55,750 Are you kidding me? 953 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:57,750 You met him on a train. 954 00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,416 -He could be a-- -He's not. 955 00:44:59,583 --> 00:45:00,958 [Stuart] I don't mean to interrupt. 956 00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:04,875 I-- I would just like to say, you know, I'm pretty responsible. 957 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,458 You know, you look like that singer. 958 00:45:08,208 --> 00:45:10,750 He smiles like he's holding in a fart, you know? 959 00:45:12,625 --> 00:45:13,458 [chuckles] 960 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:14,375 Mom! 961 00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:19,208 [snorts] 962 00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:21,000 Oh, my god! 963 00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:23,333 Oh, god. 964 00:45:24,041 --> 00:45:25,791 I-- I'm sorry. 965 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,416 I'll let my publicist know that one. 966 00:45:27,958 --> 00:45:30,333 It's not all the time, you know? 967 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:32,666 Only from certain angles. 968 00:45:32,791 --> 00:45:34,583 OK, Stuart, here's some new clothes. 969 00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:37,875 Mom, you should sit. [inhales] I'm gonna go change. 970 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000 ["Nanã" playing] 971 00:45:56,958 --> 00:45:57,916 Hey, what's up? 972 00:45:58,833 --> 00:45:59,958 Hey, babe... Um... 973 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,041 I thought we were gonna meet up later. 974 00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:02,958 Why? 975 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,000 Did you not want me to know you were here? 976 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:09,250 No, I, you know, just thought-- 977 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,458 What, you just happened not to mention that you were coming here? 978 00:46:14,416 --> 00:46:16,375 That's why you didn't answer any of my texts? 979 00:46:18,958 --> 00:46:20,458 Are you rolling your eyes at me? 980 00:46:20,791 --> 00:46:21,625 No. 981 00:46:22,833 --> 00:46:24,208 [fake coughs] Psycho. 982 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,791 What did you say? 983 00:46:26,541 --> 00:46:27,833 I called you a psycho. 984 00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:29,750 Oh, she did not just call that girl a psycho. 985 00:46:29,833 --> 00:46:31,041 She legit just called her a psycho. 986 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:32,208 [scoffs] Girl! 987 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:33,541 [slurping] 988 00:46:34,083 --> 00:46:34,916 Got it. 989 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:38,000 'Cause as captain of the debate team, 990 00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,083 I know words are super important to you, 991 00:46:40,208 --> 00:46:42,083 so technically, if I were psycho, 992 00:46:42,375 --> 00:46:43,458 I'd probably do this. 993 00:46:44,541 --> 00:46:45,875 -[gasps] -[Jessica] Oh, my god! 994 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,375 -Oh! -Did that just happen? 995 00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:49,541 -[gasps and chuckling] -[Jessica] Oh, my goodness! 996 00:46:49,625 --> 00:46:51,458 What is wrong with you? 997 00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:52,875 Jeb? 998 00:46:53,625 --> 00:46:56,125 No! I'm not going with you. 999 00:46:56,625 --> 00:46:57,583 Excuse me? 1000 00:46:57,666 --> 00:47:00,333 I am just hanging out with my friends. 1001 00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:03,291 OK? I don't have to see you every second of every day. 1002 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,500 It's so annoying. 1003 00:47:08,666 --> 00:47:09,708 Seriously? 1004 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:16,500 Are you OK? 1005 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,875 I mean, is he serious? I'm annoying? 1006 00:47:20,250 --> 00:47:22,458 What the hell? And he's staying in there with her? 1007 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:23,541 Seriously? 1008 00:47:23,791 --> 00:47:25,833 Come on, that was a little over-the-top. You can't-- 1009 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:27,041 Over-the-top? 1010 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,666 -Whose side are you on? -I'm not on a side. 1011 00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:33,291 I just... It's like you're so lost in your own drama, 1012 00:47:33,375 --> 00:47:37,083 you don't even realize the things you say and do impact other people! 1013 00:47:37,458 --> 00:47:39,791 Do you know the day I've had? 1014 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:41,458 -And now Jeb-- -Stop it! 1015 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:43,791 Stop pretending this whole thing is about Jeb! 1016 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,666 What are you talking about? 1017 00:47:45,750 --> 00:47:48,333 I'm talking about your insane need for attention 1018 00:47:48,416 --> 00:47:50,500 from people who don't seem to give a shit about you. 1019 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,125 If Jeb breaks up with you, you'll just find someone else 1020 00:47:53,208 --> 00:47:56,083 to chase after and freak out about and I'll still be here, 1021 00:47:56,958 --> 00:47:59,375 same as always, waiting to do this all over again, 1022 00:47:59,458 --> 00:48:01,625 just hoping you finally figure out 1023 00:48:01,791 --> 00:48:05,291 how to stop caring about people that don't care about you! 1024 00:48:07,833 --> 00:48:09,833 [panting] 1025 00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:18,791 Fine. God damn it! 1026 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:23,916 [singing] At this time of year 1027 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:27,916 In our town 1028 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,291 We recognize traditions 1029 00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:35,333 From all around 1030 00:48:35,958 --> 00:48:39,291 From lions and goddesses 1031 00:48:39,375 --> 00:48:42,291 To frankincense and myrrh 1032 00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:45,708 From Solstice to Kwanzaa 1033 00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:49,333 So much to offer 1034 00:48:50,208 --> 00:48:56,458 From lighting the Diya to Jesus' birth 1035 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:59,916 We're gathered to celebrate 1036 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:03,458 All life on Earth 1037 00:49:04,208 --> 00:49:07,375 So please will you join us 1038 00:49:07,458 --> 00:49:10,541 In singing and cheer 1039 00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:14,291 And acceptance in sharing 1040 00:49:14,375 --> 00:49:18,041 Our cultures this year 1041 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:26,875 Then the wise men traveled across Westeros. 1042 00:49:27,625 --> 00:49:28,625 Welcome. 1043 00:49:29,958 --> 00:49:31,041 This is the best part. 1044 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:34,583 The wise men present the baby Jesus to the goddess Lakshmi, 1045 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:36,666 and then everyone lights the menorah. 1046 00:49:37,541 --> 00:49:41,875 This is one of the best, most insane things I think I've ever seen. 1047 00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:47,125 [laughs] 1048 00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:59,583 Pops, this is uh... Stuart. 1049 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,458 He's gonna be joining us for dinner. 1050 00:50:02,041 --> 00:50:03,166 Why is he wearing my clothes? 1051 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:05,916 Uh... we went sledding and he got wet. 1052 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,750 What kind of a person goes sledding 1053 00:50:07,958 --> 00:50:09,083 in improper attire? 1054 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,333 Uh... 1055 00:50:11,333 --> 00:50:12,625 I do, sir. 1056 00:50:13,208 --> 00:50:15,125 [clears throat] It was my idea. 1057 00:50:15,583 --> 00:50:17,833 So you're spending time with my granddaughter 1058 00:50:18,208 --> 00:50:20,083 and you have bad ideas. 1059 00:50:20,625 --> 00:50:23,666 Stuart, would-- you want to help me in the kitchen? 1060 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Now that is a great idea. [sniffles] 1061 00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,208 I'm gonna... yeah. [chuckles] 1062 00:50:29,708 --> 00:50:32,166 Julie, he's not keeping those slacks. 1063 00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:33,916 [clicks tongue] I'll break it to him gently. 1064 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:36,208 ["Christmas TV" playing] 1065 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:50,875 -[inaudible voice] -[music continues] 1066 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,666 ♪ It's okay to have scars, they will make you who you are ♪ 1067 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:03,250 ♪ It's okay to have fear ♪ 1068 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:05,750 ♪ As long as you're not scared of coming here ♪ 1069 00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:10,000 ♪ And in the middle of the night, just call if you wanna talk ♪ 1070 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:13,375 ♪ 'Cause you know that I wanna talk too ♪ 1071 00:51:14,458 --> 00:51:15,666 Oh, shit! 1072 00:51:16,625 --> 00:51:18,541 ♪ ...think of what might go wrong ♪ 1073 00:51:18,625 --> 00:51:21,166 ♪ But you can't blame me for secretly hoping ♪ 1074 00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:22,708 ♪ That I'll prove you wrong ♪ 1075 00:51:22,791 --> 00:51:27,208 ♪ It's okay that I pray that you will miss your flight ♪ 1076 00:51:27,458 --> 00:51:30,208 ♪ And have to stay with me another night ♪ 1077 00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:32,750 Hey, are you OK? 1078 00:51:33,166 --> 00:51:34,041 What the...? 1079 00:51:34,541 --> 00:51:37,375 [woman] What? I drove around. I saw you fall. 1080 00:51:37,458 --> 00:51:38,958 -Are you, like, stalking me? -No. 1081 00:51:39,041 --> 00:51:41,083 Don't you have somewhere else to be on Christmas Eve? 1082 00:51:41,750 --> 00:51:42,583 Don't you? 1083 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:46,583 No. 1084 00:51:47,250 --> 00:51:48,708 [sniffles] Guess not. 1085 00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,416 [sighs] 1086 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:51,708 Everyone hates me. 1087 00:51:53,541 --> 00:51:55,958 My best friend, my boyfriend... 1088 00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:58,666 Even my own mother doesn't want to spend Christmas with me. 1089 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,416 Wow. That's... 1090 00:52:02,625 --> 00:52:04,458 I'm sorry, that's painful. 1091 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:08,833 And you go and lose my phone. 1092 00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:13,083 So... so now, you... 1093 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:15,458 you basically have nothing. 1094 00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:21,541 Well, you know what? 1095 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:25,416 That is actually a really good time 1096 00:52:25,833 --> 00:52:27,166 to look around 1097 00:52:28,041 --> 00:52:29,750 and see what you really want. 1098 00:52:31,166 --> 00:52:33,958 Like if you could have anything for Christmas, 1099 00:52:34,625 --> 00:52:36,000 what would it be? 1100 00:52:42,208 --> 00:52:43,541 [sighs] 1101 00:52:44,041 --> 00:52:45,625 I want my best friend back. 1102 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,208 OK. 1103 00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:51,583 You want a ride? 1104 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:53,416 [sniffles] Yeah. 1105 00:52:53,958 --> 00:52:55,625 Will you explain the whole tin foil thing? 1106 00:52:55,708 --> 00:52:56,916 No. I'm not doing that. 1107 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:58,333 It was worth a try. 1108 00:53:05,833 --> 00:53:07,750 There's a candy store in the woods. 1109 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,666 So? 1110 00:53:09,083 --> 00:53:11,083 It flouts basic urban planning conventions. 1111 00:53:12,208 --> 00:53:13,791 -Hmm... -I'm with Pops. 1112 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,291 It's weird. 1113 00:53:16,583 --> 00:53:19,375 Hold on, I... personally love it. 1114 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:21,625 -Hm. -You know what you can call it? 1115 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:24,416 If a Treat Falls in the Woods. 1116 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,083 -[laughs] -Yeah, right? 1117 00:53:26,541 --> 00:53:27,666 [laughs] 1118 00:53:27,750 --> 00:53:29,375 -[Debbie] That's amazing. -[Stuart] Right? Yeah! 1119 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:30,750 Am I missing something here? 1120 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,250 -Um... -I Googled you. 1121 00:53:35,125 --> 00:53:36,625 You grab your crotch a lot. 1122 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,250 -[laughs nervously] -Oh, no, I'm just saying, you know? 1123 00:53:40,708 --> 00:53:43,083 Why is music today all about the crotch? 1124 00:53:43,166 --> 00:53:44,291 Oh, come on, Dad. 1125 00:53:44,666 --> 00:53:46,333 Y-- You like Mick Jagger. 1126 00:53:46,458 --> 00:53:47,958 And he wore pants so tight 1127 00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:49,333 you could see everything. 1128 00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:51,375 No, I liked him for his blues influence. 1129 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:53,375 -Not for his-- -Let's not say that out loud. 1130 00:53:53,458 --> 00:53:54,291 [scoffs] 1131 00:53:54,416 --> 00:53:57,833 Exile on Main Street is the finest album ever made. 1132 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,291 -[camera clicks] -Where are the settings? 1133 00:54:00,375 --> 00:54:01,458 You just took a selfie. 1134 00:54:01,541 --> 00:54:04,250 Exile on Main Street, it's a-- it's a great album, 1135 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:06,500 but uh... I think you'll find... 1136 00:54:07,125 --> 00:54:08,291 it's Goat's Head Soup. 1137 00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,708 1973. 1138 00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:12,791 ["100 Years Ago" playing over cellphone] 1139 00:54:14,458 --> 00:54:16,583 Ha! Now, Jagger... 1140 00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:18,708 he could dance! 1141 00:54:18,791 --> 00:54:21,375 Oh, Jagger was the master! Mm-hmm. 1142 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,041 [laughs] 1143 00:54:26,291 --> 00:54:29,041 Wait, wait. What's that supposed to be? 1144 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,250 No, no, no, no, no. 1145 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,583 You gotta stick your chin out. 1146 00:54:32,416 --> 00:54:33,791 Oh, my god. 1147 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,875 Oh, is t-- is this actually happening? 1148 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,041 Mom, take it easy. 1149 00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:41,458 I'm fine. 1150 00:55:42,208 --> 00:55:43,041 Mom? 1151 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:44,000 I'm fine. 1152 00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:46,333 [coughs] 1153 00:55:47,208 --> 00:55:48,041 OK, there you go. 1154 00:55:48,541 --> 00:55:49,375 Just breathe. 1155 00:55:50,208 --> 00:55:52,083 -Just breathe, OK? -[Debbie breathes deeply] 1156 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:55,250 That's it. Just breathe. 1157 00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:04,083 Hey. 1158 00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:05,875 Hey. 1159 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:14,708 Sorry about that. 1160 00:56:16,291 --> 00:56:17,125 With my mom. 1161 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:20,666 You don't need to be sorry. I'm sorry if me... 1162 00:56:22,125 --> 00:56:24,000 being here made it worse. 1163 00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:26,708 No, no, don't worry about that. You... 1164 00:56:26,958 --> 00:56:28,541 You didn't. It's just... 1165 00:56:29,625 --> 00:56:31,541 This is a cycle, you know. 1166 00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:36,000 She says she's fine, she's not, and then I worry. 1167 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,875 Anyway, she's uh... she's doing better. 1168 00:56:39,541 --> 00:56:41,166 -She's laying down. -Good. 1169 00:56:41,708 --> 00:56:45,375 But uh... you can understand why... 1170 00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,041 I need to stay. 1171 00:56:50,833 --> 00:56:51,666 I... 1172 00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,208 understand how that could be difficult. 1173 00:56:56,458 --> 00:56:57,333 Yeah. 1174 00:57:00,916 --> 00:57:02,916 [Julie exhales] 1175 00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,458 I think you should let me help you. 1176 00:57:09,416 --> 00:57:10,291 What do you mean? 1177 00:57:10,750 --> 00:57:13,708 I see how going off to college could be... 1178 00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:15,833 hard, you know, but... 1179 00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:18,166 I see other things too, Julie. 1180 00:57:19,541 --> 00:57:20,791 I see that you're smart. 1181 00:57:22,625 --> 00:57:23,666 I see... 1182 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,375 that you're aching to get out of this town. 1183 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:30,375 So, I mean, I could get you a nurse to help with your mom. 1184 00:57:32,791 --> 00:57:34,583 Like... what? 1185 00:57:36,750 --> 00:57:38,000 I'm a charity case? 1186 00:57:39,541 --> 00:57:41,916 No, that's not what I said. 1187 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,250 No, but it's what you meant. 1188 00:57:43,750 --> 00:57:44,625 No, it's not. 1189 00:57:44,750 --> 00:57:46,208 I mean, you said it yourself. 1190 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,166 You're this famous, important guy 1191 00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:50,500 with all your charities. 1192 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:52,291 I was joking! That was a whole diff-- 1193 00:57:52,375 --> 00:57:55,166 My town doesn't exist just for you to come and prance through it. 1194 00:57:55,250 --> 00:57:57,083 -Prance? -Yeah, like it's some sort of... 1195 00:57:57,416 --> 00:57:58,250 zoo or something. 1196 00:57:58,333 --> 00:58:00,541 I'm not prancing through a zoo. 1197 00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:04,208 No, but you can just leave your tour bus and be a part of the real world, huh? 1198 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:09,458 I would appreciate you not taking my words out of context anymore. 1199 00:58:09,541 --> 00:58:11,166 OK, so what is this then? 1200 00:58:12,458 --> 00:58:13,875 Today. All of this. 1201 00:58:14,125 --> 00:58:15,375 What are you doing here? 1202 00:58:15,458 --> 00:58:17,125 I was having fun. 1203 00:58:17,208 --> 00:58:18,166 Fun? 1204 00:58:18,583 --> 00:58:19,416 Less now. 1205 00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:21,875 [scoffs] 1206 00:58:28,041 --> 00:58:32,416 OK, I understand things are difficult. 1207 00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:33,333 Do you? 1208 00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:37,041 I don't know if you do, Mister Christmas in a Hotel. 1209 00:58:37,333 --> 00:58:39,875 I think that things come pretty easy for you. 1210 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:42,041 I think you just let things roll right off your back. 1211 00:58:42,125 --> 00:58:42,958 Well, they don't. 1212 00:58:44,041 --> 00:58:44,875 You know why? 1213 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:48,875 Because I'm a person, 1214 00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:52,958 but people feel like they can say whatever they want to me. 1215 00:58:53,958 --> 00:58:55,875 And I get it, I'm a fantasy or... 1216 00:58:56,958 --> 00:58:59,291 a joke, or whatever. 1217 00:59:00,583 --> 00:59:02,500 But I have feelings. 1218 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:06,958 I haven't even felt happy in a while. 1219 00:59:07,625 --> 00:59:08,458 You know? 1220 00:59:11,541 --> 00:59:13,291 But I felt good this afternoon. 1221 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:14,875 I feel good being with you. 1222 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,166 I didn't question it, I just took it. 1223 00:59:19,125 --> 00:59:20,791 Life offered it and I took it. 1224 00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:24,458 Why do you think somebody's by themself on Christmas? 1225 00:59:25,833 --> 00:59:27,541 'Cause they're promoting an album. 1226 00:59:27,916 --> 00:59:29,875 Or because they don't have anywhere else to go. 1227 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:34,000 Or... maybe they don't have a family to celebrate it with. 1228 00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:40,416 Maybe the staying in the hotel part is just the best option. 1229 00:59:42,125 --> 00:59:45,166 I might have left my life for a couple hours, but not to... 1230 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:46,666 prance through a zoo. 1231 00:59:50,875 --> 00:59:53,333 But because I wanted to spend more time with you. 1232 00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:59,375 I really didn't mean for that to rhyme. 1233 00:59:59,958 --> 01:00:00,791 [scoffs] 1234 01:00:03,458 --> 01:00:05,333 I didn't mean to say you prance. 1235 01:00:10,208 --> 01:00:11,625 [doorbell ringing] 1236 01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:13,833 [gasps] Um... 1237 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:14,750 Uh... 1238 01:00:15,375 --> 01:00:17,083 I-- I should go get that. 1239 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:26,875 Hey, I'm Kira. I work with Stuart. 1240 01:00:27,875 --> 01:00:31,041 Oh, my god. Please, next time get lost somewhere with a Starbucks. 1241 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:33,708 What the F are you wearing? 1242 01:00:33,791 --> 01:00:35,750 Please tell me nobody got a picture of him in that. 1243 01:00:38,208 --> 01:00:39,041 No. 1244 01:00:40,333 --> 01:00:41,791 Do you have any hand sani? 1245 01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:44,458 ["Ginger" playing] 1246 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:48,958 H-- Hey, guys. J-- Just so you guys know, quick update on what's going on. 1247 01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:50,333 I have alcohol on the way, 1248 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,250 so don't go anywhere. 1249 01:00:52,333 --> 01:00:55,291 It'll be here in a few ticks, and we'll get this party really popping. 1250 01:01:04,375 --> 01:01:05,291 [sighs] 1251 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,333 Billy! 1252 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:09,125 I need some fuel, man! I need some party fuel! 1253 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,833 Well, I would love to help you, Keon, 1254 01:01:10,916 --> 01:01:13,541 but I am not allowed at the liquor store anymore. 1255 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,541 The owner will not serve me. 1256 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,291 I have tried using a disguise and he always knows it's me. 1257 01:01:18,625 --> 01:01:22,208 Anyway, look, you have to let go of your expectations, man. 1258 01:01:22,291 --> 01:01:26,208 Well, Tempest is gonna be here in an hour and this party sucks, so... 1259 01:01:26,291 --> 01:01:27,791 I don't think you're hearing me, Keon. 1260 01:01:27,875 --> 01:01:31,916 The universe will provide for you exactly what you need. 1261 01:01:34,041 --> 01:01:35,833 ["The Right Time" playing] 1262 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:41,916 Oh. 1263 01:01:46,458 --> 01:01:47,291 OK. 1264 01:01:48,166 --> 01:01:49,125 [tapping on cellphone] 1265 01:01:49,208 --> 01:01:50,875 -And... send. -[beeps] 1266 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,791 Done. 1267 01:01:52,791 --> 01:01:54,625 Ugh, god, I hate snow. 1268 01:01:55,250 --> 01:01:57,333 I mean what even is it? Nobody knows, you know? 1269 01:01:58,125 --> 01:02:02,250 OK, listen, I'm gonna send you an NDA, which is like a promise to Stuart 1270 01:02:02,333 --> 01:02:03,875 that you won't post anything, 1271 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:06,500 any pictures, any stories, anything about today. 1272 01:02:06,708 --> 01:02:08,500 I wouldn't do that to him. 1273 01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:10,791 We're friends. 1274 01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,250 Oh, sweetie, no, no, no, no, no. Don't get attached. 1275 01:02:13,583 --> 01:02:15,208 He makes every girl fall in love with him. 1276 01:02:15,291 --> 01:02:16,666 It happens all the time. 1277 01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,583 That's why he's a star, right? 1278 01:02:20,125 --> 01:02:22,166 -It was just one day. -[slow footsteps] 1279 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,625 Oh, thank god. You're hot again. Let's go. 1280 01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:31,625 Say your goodbyes. 1281 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:38,666 Look, she's... uh... 1282 01:02:39,916 --> 01:02:42,166 She's my publicist, so she can be kind of... 1283 01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:43,083 It's fine. 1284 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:47,833 Look, I meant everything I said up there. 1285 01:02:49,416 --> 01:02:50,333 Thank you. I... 1286 01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:53,625 I'm glad we met. 1287 01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:02,125 Come with me. 1288 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:04,625 What? 1289 01:03:05,583 --> 01:03:06,458 Come with me. 1290 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:09,708 I hung out in your world, 1291 01:03:09,791 --> 01:03:10,958 come hang out in mine. 1292 01:03:11,708 --> 01:03:12,833 I can't. 1293 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:14,625 I... 1294 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:16,125 How? 1295 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:18,375 We can figure it out. 1296 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:19,416 [scoffs] 1297 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,333 No, this was-- this was just a day. 1298 01:03:24,708 --> 01:03:26,916 One day doesn't change anything for... 1299 01:03:27,750 --> 01:03:29,208 for-- for either of us. 1300 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:34,750 You... go back on your tour bus and I-- I stay in this town. 1301 01:03:35,500 --> 01:03:37,500 [melancholic music playing] 1302 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,333 You should tell your mom that you got into Columbia. 1303 01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,125 You think you could wait for me? 1304 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:42,875 I don't know, hurry up. I just got a call from dispatch 1305 01:04:42,958 --> 01:04:45,416 about a moron who got himself stuck in a snowbank. 1306 01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:57,916 [sighs] 1307 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:07,083 Hey, so... 1308 01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,416 I'm gonna go to this thing, 1309 01:05:10,291 --> 01:05:11,125 this party. 1310 01:05:11,833 --> 01:05:13,625 JP's friend's party. 1311 01:05:15,666 --> 01:05:16,916 Cool. Cool. 1312 01:05:19,083 --> 01:05:20,750 I'm just waiting for the tow truck. 1313 01:05:21,500 --> 01:05:23,708 And then I should probably deliver this keg. 1314 01:05:26,791 --> 01:05:27,750 Have a great fun. 1315 01:05:29,291 --> 01:05:31,125 Have a great time. Have a great... 1316 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:34,583 Have a great time. I wanted to say have fun and have a great time at the same-- 1317 01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:36,583 No, no, no. O got it. I got it. 1318 01:05:46,833 --> 01:05:48,833 ["100 Years Ago" playing] 1319 01:06:10,291 --> 01:06:11,125 Hey. 1320 01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:13,458 You feeling OK? 1321 01:06:14,583 --> 01:06:15,666 I'm fine, Honey. 1322 01:06:17,208 --> 01:06:18,041 Are you? 1323 01:06:18,333 --> 01:06:20,500 -You don't really need to worry about me. -[chuckles] 1324 01:06:22,416 --> 01:06:23,250 Maybe I do. 1325 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,750 Maybe more than I have been. 1326 01:06:27,291 --> 01:06:28,708 Sorry your friend had to go. 1327 01:06:30,333 --> 01:06:33,083 -He wasn't really my friend. -Right. 1328 01:06:37,541 --> 01:06:38,375 Mom, I'm not... 1329 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,250 going to college. 1330 01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:44,583 [scoffs] What? 1331 01:06:45,041 --> 01:06:46,458 What are you talking about? 1332 01:06:46,916 --> 01:06:49,708 Who's gonna take care of you? Pops? 1333 01:06:50,291 --> 01:06:51,541 -Yes. -Really? 1334 01:06:51,833 --> 01:06:53,500 And who's gonna take care of him? 1335 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:55,125 We will take care of each other. 1336 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:56,375 That's not how it works. 1337 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:59,333 [stammers] I'm not mad at you. 1338 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:01,333 -It's OK if you're mad at me. -I'm mad that-- 1339 01:07:01,416 --> 01:07:03,208 -I'm not mad at you. -You sound mad at me. 1340 01:07:03,291 --> 01:07:04,708 -I'm not mad. -It's OK if you are. 1341 01:07:04,791 --> 01:07:05,916 OK, I'm mad! 1342 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:11,500 Look, I never want to feel it, I never want to say it, but I'm mad. 1343 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:13,833 I'm mad that you think that you're fine and then you're not 1344 01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:17,375 and I'm mad that you think that this is just some perfect little elf village, 1345 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,875 but it's not, it's real life. 1346 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:21,166 And I got into Columbia. 1347 01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,666 [exhales] You got into Columbia? 1348 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:30,416 [sobs] Congratulations! 1349 01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:34,583 Why didn't you tell me? 1350 01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:37,041 Because I can't go. 1351 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:42,083 Were you gonna check with me or just... 1352 01:07:42,916 --> 01:07:45,666 be in charge of the whole situation on your own? 1353 01:07:47,208 --> 01:07:48,166 The second one. 1354 01:07:54,416 --> 01:07:55,250 Listen to me. 1355 01:07:59,208 --> 01:08:00,416 Things happen in life. 1356 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:02,958 Bad things. 1357 01:08:04,583 --> 01:08:07,083 Sickness, divorce. 1358 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:09,208 It's scary. 1359 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:11,875 And it's survival to retreat. 1360 01:08:12,541 --> 01:08:13,708 But if you retreat, 1361 01:08:15,083 --> 01:08:16,750 you also miss the good things. 1362 01:08:17,291 --> 01:08:18,375 Do you understand? 1363 01:08:19,541 --> 01:08:21,666 I know we don't talk about this stuff too much, but-- 1364 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,333 Mom, I can't leave you. What if-- 1365 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:25,333 Your life is to be lived. 1366 01:08:27,875 --> 01:08:29,791 Not put into a neat container 1367 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,083 to try and control. 1368 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,166 It's not possible. 1369 01:08:37,333 --> 01:08:38,166 Trust me. 1370 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,583 And I'm sorry if I haven't been clear enough about this, 1371 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,166 but... I want to now. 1372 01:08:48,083 --> 01:08:51,333 When life offers you something special... 1373 01:08:54,500 --> 01:08:55,458 [tearful] you take it. 1374 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:58,333 [melancholic piano music playing] 1375 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:01,333 [mutters] Baby. 1376 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,708 [Debbie sniffles] 1377 01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,666 I wanted to get you that elf. 1378 01:09:12,375 --> 01:09:13,875 Just to make your Christmas. 1379 01:09:15,875 --> 01:09:16,833 [snorts] 1380 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:19,458 No, Sweetie, 1381 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:22,333 you did make my Christmas. 1382 01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:32,916 OK, so the road is that white thing between the mailboxes. 1383 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:34,791 If you hit a ditch or... 1384 01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:37,958 a living room, you're doing it wrong. 1385 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:39,375 Got that? 1386 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,833 Got it. 1387 01:09:42,125 --> 01:09:43,000 So... 1388 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:45,250 Merry Christmas! 1389 01:09:47,208 --> 01:09:49,041 Thank you. You too. 1390 01:09:53,916 --> 01:09:54,791 Uh... Hey. 1391 01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:58,291 -Why do you wear the-- -No! 1392 01:09:59,541 --> 01:10:00,375 No. 1393 01:10:01,833 --> 01:10:03,833 ["Started Out" playing] 1394 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:07,833 Yeah. 1395 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:18,625 [sighs] 1396 01:10:24,416 --> 01:10:25,666 Merry Christmas, D. 1397 01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:27,500 You got me the pig? 1398 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:30,958 It's an apology pig. 1399 01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,666 D, I'm so sorry. 1400 01:10:34,916 --> 01:10:35,875 I'm sorry too. 1401 01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:40,916 I shouldn't have said that thing about you needing attention. 1402 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:42,958 Or I should have said it... 1403 01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,041 more gently. 1404 01:10:45,791 --> 01:10:46,916 I was frustrated 1405 01:10:47,166 --> 01:10:48,208 and sad 1406 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:50,291 and, um... embarrassed 1407 01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:52,333 about stuff. 1408 01:10:54,416 --> 01:10:55,500 [sighs] 1409 01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:58,416 Dorrie, I'm gonna need you to look at me 1410 01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:01,458 and listen to what I'm about to tell you, OK? 1411 01:11:03,166 --> 01:11:04,541 I don't know what's going on, 1412 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:05,916 but I do know this: 1413 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:09,000 You are 1000% flawless. 1414 01:11:09,583 --> 01:11:12,500 Like there is literally nothing wrong with you. 1415 01:11:12,750 --> 01:11:14,625 You are an incredible friend, 1416 01:11:14,708 --> 01:11:17,458 you make me laugh when I'm freaked out. 1417 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:20,333 Even when I'm being a complete dick, you're still there for me. 1418 01:11:20,416 --> 01:11:23,833 You are the coolest, most badass human being on this planet. 1419 01:11:23,916 --> 01:11:26,875 OK? If you and Beyoncé were trapped in a house that was on fire 1420 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,250 and I could only save one of you, 1421 01:11:29,416 --> 01:11:30,875 I would let Beyoncé die. 1422 01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:32,416 [chuckles] 1423 01:11:33,791 --> 01:11:36,416 And if somebody doesn't see that, that's not your problem 1424 01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:38,583 because you deserve to be with someone 1425 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:41,416 who wants to shout from the rooftops how great you are! 1426 01:11:43,541 --> 01:11:45,541 [music grows louder] 1427 01:11:59,041 --> 01:12:01,041 ["Dubai (Original Mix)" playing] 1428 01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:12,166 Tobin! Yes, you baller! [chuckling] Yeah! 1429 01:12:16,125 --> 01:12:17,875 Hey, Chad, you know, 1430 01:12:18,541 --> 01:12:20,333 I swear I've seen that keg before. 1431 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:22,416 And you know, 1432 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,833 I know I've seen that kid before. 1433 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,333 On his ass, 1434 01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:27,916 on the ice. 1435 01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:32,416 So? 1436 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:33,833 So? 1437 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:36,250 So I stole your keg. 1438 01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:38,916 Come on, man. 1439 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:39,958 Bring it on. 1440 01:12:41,166 --> 01:12:42,541 Try me. Huh? 1441 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:45,875 You don't know my story. You don't know where I'm from. You don't know me. 1442 01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,708 Yeah, I went to piano camp. 1443 01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:49,125 So? 1444 01:12:50,250 --> 01:12:52,833 You know, I used to have a peanut sensitivity, but I beat it. 1445 01:12:52,916 --> 01:12:54,666 [shouts] Do you know how hard that is? 1446 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:55,666 Do you? 1447 01:12:57,000 --> 01:13:00,500 Fear of raccoons? No, couple of months of therapy, and done! 1448 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,000 This guy... 1449 01:13:09,625 --> 01:13:12,125 [laughing] is crazy, man! 1450 01:13:12,208 --> 01:13:14,208 That's what I'm talking about! 1451 01:13:14,416 --> 01:13:16,541 Wearing a weird-ass costume, 1452 01:13:16,833 --> 01:13:18,833 yelling about raccoons and shit, 1453 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:21,041 fucking nipple bleeding? 1454 01:13:21,416 --> 01:13:23,916 Let's get this guy a drink, man! [laughs] 1455 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,875 Let's turn this party up a notch, huh? 1456 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:26,958 [laughs] 1457 01:13:27,041 --> 01:13:28,250 [Hip-hop music playing] 1458 01:13:28,916 --> 01:13:30,041 Whoo! 1459 01:13:32,375 --> 01:13:33,541 So who's thirsty? 1460 01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,083 [crowd cheers] 1461 01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:44,666 Look, I don't know what's going on with you, 1462 01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:47,916 but I'm not doing this hot and cold thing. 1463 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:50,125 I liked you. 1464 01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,750 And when we hung out, I felt like we really got each other. 1465 01:13:55,208 --> 01:14:00,458 I kind of thought you felt the same way and that's rare, you know, but... 1466 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,708 it's bullshit, how you've treated me today. 1467 01:14:04,541 --> 01:14:07,083 Whatever your problem is, it's got nothing to do with me. 1468 01:14:08,333 --> 01:14:09,166 [sighs] 1469 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:11,791 Don't throw up. Own this moment. Don't throw up. 1470 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,500 ["All Night (Extended Club Version)" playing] 1471 01:14:14,583 --> 01:14:17,875 But then the other half of me is like, "Kylie Jenner didn't go to college." 1472 01:14:17,958 --> 01:14:21,250 I can live at home and save money and-- and focus on my songwriting. 1473 01:14:22,958 --> 01:14:25,166 Yeah, I think you should listen to that half of you. 1474 01:14:25,458 --> 01:14:27,208 It's um... a solid plan. 1475 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:31,000 Would you excuse me? 1476 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:35,958 Oh, my god. 1477 01:14:36,833 --> 01:14:38,375 How long was I talking for? 1478 01:14:39,000 --> 01:14:40,750 I'm gonna go get a couple of drinks. 1479 01:14:40,833 --> 01:14:42,541 -I have one. -They're both for me. 1480 01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:47,291 [music stops] 1481 01:14:47,416 --> 01:14:48,750 [cellphone buzzes] 1482 01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:03,875 Hey, yo, it's popping off at the Waffle Town. 1483 01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,708 Get your asses down here now. 1484 01:15:05,791 --> 01:15:08,041 ["All Night (Extended Club Version) playing over cellphone] 1485 01:15:08,291 --> 01:15:10,041 [crowd cheering] 1486 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:12,583 [indistinct yells] 1487 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,083 [Duke] Hey. 1488 01:15:24,375 --> 01:15:25,208 Hey. 1489 01:15:41,583 --> 01:15:43,000 Angie, I'm in love with you. 1490 01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:46,416 And it's not, like, 1491 01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,750 you know, in a traditional sense or anything. It's... 1492 01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:53,291 It's more like, I think of you every moment of the day. 1493 01:15:54,208 --> 01:15:56,541 You know, I just want you to think I'm cool all the time. 1494 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,166 You know, when something funny happens, 1495 01:16:00,250 --> 01:16:02,125 you're the only person I want to tell. 1496 01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,041 When something sad happens, 1497 01:16:05,625 --> 01:16:07,250 I just want to know if you think it's sad. 1498 01:16:10,250 --> 01:16:11,958 And when I saw you with JP, I... 1499 01:16:12,166 --> 01:16:13,416 I-- I wanted to kill him. 1500 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,333 [chuckles] Like I actually wanted to murder him. 1501 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:22,250 I want to be with you for the rest of my life, Angie. 1502 01:16:27,083 --> 01:16:27,916 Wow. 1503 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:33,916 That was actually pretty traditional. 1504 01:16:34,291 --> 01:16:36,250 It was... It was pretty tradi-- [chuckles] 1505 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,000 You know, as soon as I said it, I... 1506 01:16:38,583 --> 01:16:39,416 Yeah. 1507 01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:43,291 Now I want to tell you something. 1508 01:16:48,291 --> 01:16:50,166 I freaked out about it being you, 1509 01:16:51,791 --> 01:16:52,625 for me. 1510 01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:57,750 But it is you. 1511 01:17:00,708 --> 01:17:02,291 And it's always been you. 1512 01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:05,250 ["The Whole Of The Moon" playing] 1513 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:27,916 Can I ask you a question? 1514 01:17:30,250 --> 01:17:31,875 Can we still hang out with JP? 1515 01:17:32,125 --> 01:17:33,083 I like that guy. 1516 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,583 Yeah. 1517 01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,041 Can I ask you a question? 1518 01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:39,166 Yeah. 1519 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,458 What the hell are you wearing? 1520 01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,708 I'm a wise man. 1521 01:17:47,583 --> 01:17:48,666 [chuckles] 1522 01:18:06,833 --> 01:18:08,833 ["Odessa" playing] 1523 01:18:15,666 --> 01:18:17,416 We got sharps on the ground! 1524 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,625 Nobody sit down! Alright, here we go. 1525 01:18:19,708 --> 01:18:22,583 Julie, could you actually save my life and get a mop from the closet? 1526 01:18:22,666 --> 01:18:25,125 -It's by the office. -Uh... Yeah, sure, OK. 1527 01:18:29,833 --> 01:18:31,833 ["Bye-Bye Darling" playing] 1528 01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:35,166 No way. 1529 01:18:38,750 --> 01:18:39,791 Aw, that's nice. 1530 01:18:39,958 --> 01:18:41,625 Oh, hi, guys! 1531 01:18:42,375 --> 01:18:43,708 -Hey. Hi. [chuckles] -Hi! [chuckles] 1532 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:47,583 So, do you guys mind if we borrow some of that electricity 1533 01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:49,250 for these colorful bulbs? 1534 01:18:49,333 --> 01:18:52,166 ♪ To listen to, laugh to, talk in the bath to ♪ 1535 01:18:55,833 --> 01:18:59,666 ♪ Bye-bye darling we don't have a choice ♪ 1536 01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:13,208 ♪ We had a run good run darling don't you cry ♪ 1537 01:19:20,791 --> 01:19:25,625 ♪ I know in the end it's gonna be just fine ♪ 1538 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,291 Hey. 1539 01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:29,958 Hi. 1540 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:33,583 Sorry to interrupt, but um... can I talk to you for a second? 1541 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,291 Dorrie, I'm... 1542 01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:46,458 I'm really sorry. 1543 01:19:48,791 --> 01:19:49,625 You were right. 1544 01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:54,208 When we hung out, that was the best night of my life. 1545 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:57,916 But... I lied to you. 1546 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:00,875 I'm not out. 1547 01:20:03,166 --> 01:20:04,000 Wait, what? 1548 01:20:05,041 --> 01:20:05,875 You... 1549 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:09,041 You had that whole story about your mom... 1550 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:13,875 Yeah, because you told me your story, and it's so exactly how I want mine to go. 1551 01:20:14,958 --> 01:20:16,000 I want to be like you. 1552 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:17,583 You're just... 1553 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:20,500 -You're out and you're so sure of yourself -[chuckles] 1554 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,708 and you're open and you're like... 1555 01:20:22,375 --> 01:20:23,625 -intimidatingly cool. -[chuckles] 1556 01:20:24,708 --> 01:20:27,708 I'm not intimidatingly cool. 1557 01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,208 You know, when I saw you today, I was... 1558 01:20:30,875 --> 01:20:32,041 so excited. 1559 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:34,916 But also crazy scared 'cause... 1560 01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:37,958 my friends don't know, so... um... 1561 01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:40,916 I handled it, like, really badly. 1562 01:20:41,916 --> 01:20:44,625 Like really, really badly. [chuckles] 1563 01:20:47,125 --> 01:20:48,750 But you inspired me. 1564 01:20:49,875 --> 01:20:51,708 I mean, just like that night, you... 1565 01:20:52,541 --> 01:20:53,875 You make me feel brave 1566 01:20:54,416 --> 01:20:58,041 and you make me feel like I want to be the best possible version of myself. So... 1567 01:20:58,166 --> 01:20:59,000 [inhales] 1568 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,958 ["Here Again" playing] 1569 01:21:15,125 --> 01:21:16,041 -Oh! -Oh! 1570 01:21:16,541 --> 01:21:18,375 [laughs] 1571 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:22,000 [crowd cheers and whoops] 1572 01:21:22,083 --> 01:21:22,958 [sighs] 1573 01:21:27,291 --> 01:21:28,666 What's up? What happened? 1574 01:21:30,166 --> 01:21:32,125 Tempest isn't actually coming anymore. 1575 01:21:34,375 --> 01:21:35,750 Oh, OK. 1576 01:21:37,666 --> 01:21:38,708 [huffs] 1577 01:21:39,083 --> 01:21:40,708 That sucks, man. I'm sorry. 1578 01:21:44,458 --> 01:21:45,291 You know, 1579 01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:47,375 I'm OK with it. 1580 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:19,416 Have you seen a pig? 1581 01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,375 Look out for the pig! 1582 01:22:21,916 --> 01:22:23,083 Have you seen a pig? 1583 01:22:23,375 --> 01:22:25,333 What? Like ever? 1584 01:22:25,791 --> 01:22:26,625 Forget it. 1585 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,958 That's my pig! 1586 01:22:31,333 --> 01:22:32,541 -Oh. -[pig snors] 1587 01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:33,791 Cool. 1588 01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:39,833 -Guys, this was a crazy day! -Oh, my god, tell me about it! 1589 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:40,958 [laughs] 1590 01:22:41,041 --> 01:22:43,541 At the beginning of today, I actually hated this song, 1591 01:22:43,625 --> 01:22:45,458 -but now I think I actually-- -[Stuart] Love it? 1592 01:22:45,750 --> 01:22:48,166 ♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪ 1593 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:51,583 ♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪ 1594 01:22:51,666 --> 01:22:52,500 [scoffs] 1595 01:22:52,583 --> 01:22:54,583 ♪ Christmas that I love you ♪ 1596 01:22:54,666 --> 01:22:56,041 What are you doing here? 1597 01:22:56,833 --> 01:22:57,750 I uh... 1598 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:00,458 never got to try that waffle. 1599 01:23:02,500 --> 01:23:03,333 I um... 1600 01:23:03,875 --> 01:23:05,500 I was actually thinking about you, 1601 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:08,083 and um... what I said earlier. 1602 01:23:08,166 --> 01:23:09,041 [inhales] 1603 01:23:10,166 --> 01:23:12,583 Turns out one day actually can make a difference. 1604 01:23:14,583 --> 01:23:18,875 ♪ Oh girl, something here is different ♪ 1605 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:22,083 ♪ I couldn't high didn't find ♪ 1606 01:23:22,333 --> 01:23:24,583 ♪ To high didn't find ♪ 1607 01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:26,625 ♪ To you, girl ♪ 1608 01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:29,375 ♪ This ain't any Christmas ♪ 1609 01:23:29,625 --> 01:23:32,958 ♪ I can't believe that it's the first ♪ 1610 01:23:33,208 --> 01:23:36,083 ♪ Christmas that I love you ♪ 1611 01:23:38,375 --> 01:23:39,583 Holy shit! 1612 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:41,625 Stuart Bale is at my party? 1613 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,041 Oh, yeah, yeah, he was here earlier. 1614 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:45,375 What? 1615 01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,458 So, 1616 01:23:46,916 --> 01:23:48,333 any plans to be in New York? 1617 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:50,041 When does Columbia start? 1618 01:23:51,416 --> 01:23:52,250 [chuckles] 1619 01:23:55,541 --> 01:23:57,541 ["I Don't Wanna Wait Til Christmas" playing] 1620 01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,958 ♪ I wish will it snow either to get Snowden ♪ 1621 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:08,458 ♪ With you ♪ 1622 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,166 ♪ The darlit does his rain to my whole life ♪ 1623 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:15,125 ♪ I so pride to ♪ 1624 01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:19,375 ♪ I don't wanna wait 'til Christmas ♪ 1625 01:24:19,708 --> 01:24:21,291 ♪ To see you ♪ 1626 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:27,916 ♪ I don't wanna wait 'til Christmas to be with you ♪ 1627 01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:32,541 ♪ I don't wanna wait the moment coming ♪ 1628 01:24:36,208 --> 01:24:38,250 [Tin Foil Woman] See? Didn't I tell you? 1629 01:24:38,333 --> 01:24:40,000 Snow can make a difference! 1630 01:24:40,291 --> 01:24:42,250 Especially on Christmas Eve. 1631 01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:45,833 And sometimes it's not just the eve of Christmas, 1632 01:24:46,083 --> 01:24:48,416 it's the eve of everything, 1633 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:50,458 of the rest of your life. 1634 01:24:59,416 --> 01:25:02,041 So even if it gets you stranded, 1635 01:25:02,125 --> 01:25:03,750 or stuck in a snowbank, 1636 01:25:03,833 --> 01:25:05,708 or makes you fall on your ass, 1637 01:25:06,333 --> 01:25:09,875 sometimes, you just gotta let it snow. 1638 01:25:14,458 --> 01:25:16,458 ["Don't Rush" playing] 1639 01:27:46,416 --> 01:27:48,416 [gentle music playing] 1640 01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:21,708 ["Stuart's Song" playing] 1641 01:32:17,875 --> 01:32:21,375 [Tin Foil Woman singing] Girl, something here is different 1642 01:32:21,458 --> 01:32:24,125 [humming] 1643 01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:27,125 [speaking] That is such a good song!