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What I love about Nicole.
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She makes people feel comfortable
about even embarrassing things.
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-You look like you care about animals.
-Yes, I do.
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She really listens
when someone is talking.
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Do you wanna sign up here?
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You know what?
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It's funny, I actually signed up for this
but I never heard from you guys.
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Sometimes she listens too much
for too long.
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Okay, if you email me here--
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-Thank you so much. Have a good day.
-Good luck.
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She's a good citizen.
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-Just call him.
-I'm not calling.
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She always knows the right thing to do
when it comes to difficult family shit.
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Call him.
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I get stuck in my ways
and she knows when to push me
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and when to leave me alone.
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She cuts all our hair.
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Yeah!
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She's always inexplicably
brewing a cup of tea
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that she doesn't drink.
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And it's not easy for her
to put away a sock or close a cabinet
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or do a dish, but she tries for me.
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Nicole grew up in LA around actors
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and directors and movies and TV,
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and is very close to her mother, Sandra,
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and Cassie, her sister.
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Note the wrapping.
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Nicole gives great presents.
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She is a mother who plays, really plays.
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She never steps off playing
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or says it's too much.
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Mom.
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And it must be too much some of the time.
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"...chopped down a Christmas tree..."
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All right.
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Nice. Two, three, four.
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What?
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Are you kidding me? I was just in jail!
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Goddamn it!
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Do not laugh at me. Stop it.
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She's competitive.
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She's amazing at opening jars
because of her strong arms,
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which I've always found very sexy.
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She keeps the fridge over-full.
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No one is ever hungry in our house.
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She can drive a stick.
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How could you?
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After that movie, All Over the Girl,
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she could have stayed in LA
and been a movie star,
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but she gave that up to do theater
with me in New York.
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You might as well get what you paid for.
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She's brave.
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She's a great dancer.
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Infectious.
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She makes me wish I could dance.
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She always says
when she doesn't know something
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or hasn't read a book
or seen a film or a play,
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whereas I fake it or say something
like, "I haven't seen that in awhile."
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My crazy ideas are her favorite things
to figure out how to execute.
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Let's try it...
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crawling...
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but also standing.
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She's my favorite actress.
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What I love about Charlie.
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Charlie is undaunted.
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He never lets other people's opinions
or any setbacks
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keep him from what he wants to do.
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Charlie eats like he's trying
to get it over with
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and like there won't be enough food
for everyone.
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A sandwich is to be strangled
while devoured.
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Is your shirt on backwards?
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But he's incredibly neat,
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and I rely on him
to keep things in order.
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So...
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He's energy-conscious.
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Hey.
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Sorry.
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He doesn't look in the mirror too often.
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I cried four times.
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Me too.
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He cries easily in movies.
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I wonder if it was the same four.
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He's very self-sufficient.
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He can darn a sock
and cook himself dinner and iron a shirt.
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How are we doing over here?
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The peppers are cut.
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He rarely gets defeated, which...
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I feel like I always do.
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...cut some carrots.
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Charlie takes all of my moods steadily.
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He doesn't give in to them
or make me feel bad about them.
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He's a great dresser.
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He never looks embarrassing,
which is hard for a man.
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Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together!
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He's very competitive.
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Oh, come on!
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-What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue?
-Me.
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How much is it? I don't have enough.
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Four hundred and fifty dollars.
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Okay, so I'm done?
I'm done, right? That's it?
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This is so frustrating!
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This is so frustrating.
I always lose at this game.
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-Dad?
-He loves being a dad.
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He loves all the things you're supposed
to hate, like the tantrums,
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the waking up at night.
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I had a bad dream.
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It's okay.
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It's almost annoying how much he likes it,
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but then it's mostly nice.
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Dad, stay.
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He disappears into his own world.
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Shit.
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-What's shit?
-This is our stop.
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He and Henry are alike in that way.
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He can tell people
when they have food in their teeth
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or on their face in a way
that doesn't make them feel bad.
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Did you get it? Perfect.
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Charlie is self-made.
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His parents...
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I only met them once, but...
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he told me there was a lot of alcohol
and some violence in his childhood.
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As soon as she comes with a lookout,
they come in on the camcorder.
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-Camcorder.
-Is that what they're called now?
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He moved to New York from Indiana
with no safety net.
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And now he's more New Yorker
than any New Yorker.
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Made sure they used the right almond milk.
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Genius.
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He's brilliant at creating family
out of whoever is around.
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With the theater company, he cast a spell
that made everyone feel included.
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No one, not even an intern,
was unimportant.
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He could remember all the inside jokes.
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Where do you go when it's windy?
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Oh, yeah, that... that was funny.
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He's extremely organized and thorough.
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He's very clear about what he wants,
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unlike me, who can't always tell.
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Let's stop right there.
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Who wants to start?
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I'm not gonna read this out loud.
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Why is that?
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Because I don't like what I wrote.
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As we mediate your separation
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and eventual divorce...
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things can get quite contentious.
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So I like to begin
with a note of positivity
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for the people I work with to remember
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why they got married in the first place.
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And so that, as you come apart,
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you're reminded that...
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this is a person
you had great feeling for,
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and maybe still do in many ways.
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I'll read mine. I like what I wrote.
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For it to really work,
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you both have to read.
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I'm not going to.
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Okay, um...
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I just think it's a shame
that you guys aren't gonna get to hear
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the wonderful things
you wrote about each other.
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She always says I can't write,
but I think mine's pretty good.
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Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind
once you heard Charlie's.
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I don't wanna hear Charlie's.
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We promised to listen.
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That's right.
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That's the very first step
in this process.
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Well, I think I'm gonna go
if you two are gonna just sit around
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and suck each other's dicks.
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How can this evil allow moderation?
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How can this evil allow moderation?
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How can it be right
to betray the departed?
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How is it human to be so...
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faithless?
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I want no praise from impious men.
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No home with them of quiet ease.
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Noble blood still runs in my veins.
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Shall I fail my father...
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stifling my cries,
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clipping the wings of grief?
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Must his corpse in the ground
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wretchedly waste away,
feebly count for nothing?
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Must his killers gloat,
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-never to pay with blood for blood?
-Must his killers gloat,
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...never to pay with blood for blood?
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Charlie gave me the note,
but it's really for you.
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-He told me to pick up my cues.
-How is that for me?
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Acting is reacting.
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-I'm responding to you.
-I got intimate.
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-And you're slowing me down.
-Frank, it's closing night, you know.
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You don't think Charlie and Nicole
will ever get back together?
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No, I think this time it's really over.
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It still feels weird.
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I feel like my parents are splitting up.
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It's always been Charlie and Nicole.
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-Is Charlie still giving notes?
-Yep.
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You're lucky. I wish I was going to LA.
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You can actually have space in LA.
There's no space here.
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But there's no winter.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I wanna make a toast
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to Charlie
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and to our beloved Nicole,
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who is going to be going out
on a new adventure
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all the way to sunny California.
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And we are also going to try
something new.
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We are going to take our play
to Broadway.
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Yeah!
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It reminds me of when I was a young person
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and went to Broadway for the first time.
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And I'm telling you,
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winning your first Tony at 27,
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it can mess with your head.
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I mean, I was just a baby.
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-Elia Kazan was backstage...
-I'm gonna go over there now.
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-Don't do it. Mary Ann?
-...elbowing Mike Nichols.
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And Mike was jabbing with Dietrich,
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and Marlene, you know,
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she usually was a barrel of monkeys,
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but tonight she was very,
very serious. And of course...
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-Could you give me a second?
-...later I realized, "My, but that--"
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Well, I'd have to study it,
but I'd say you got...
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-Hi.
-Oh.
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Hey, I didn't expect you guys home
until late.
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-How's he doing?
-Good. He went to bed on time.
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No fuss. Read him some
of Cricket in Time Square.
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God, you guys are so attractive.
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Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that
from being said.
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No, it's okay.
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I'll pay for the whole time.
We decided to come home early.
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Hey, thanks. And also...
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...conversation as well as anybody,
but I've gotta run.
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Hasta pronto, if you know what l mean.
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-You're leaving?
-Well, I ain't movin' in.
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Oh, we'll be back when you get your--
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If you don't like that mediator,
we'll find another one.
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-Yeah.
-We might not need a mediator.
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We'll split everything anyway,
I don't care.
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-Me neither.
-You can have most of it.
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We'll get apartments near each other,
make it easier for Henry.
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We'll figure it out.
We want the same things.
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-Right.
-Meantime, the pilot will be fun for you.
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You don't think it's bad, do you?
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I don't ever watch TV,
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so, you know, I can't tell.
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I told Henry I'd come out to LA
in two weeks to see him.
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Yes?
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Nothing.
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I can tell you wanna give me a note.
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No, I don't.
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Yeah, I mean... yes, I do, but I guess...
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I guess it doesn't matter now.
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You won't be with the show anymore.
It's stupid.
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You're not gonna be able to sleep
until you tell me.
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Maybe not.
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Okay, then.
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So there are two things.
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I thought your posture at the top
of scene seven is still too dignified.
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Okay.
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And then...
258
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,885
at the end, I could tell
you were pushing for the emotion.
259
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,053
Well, you know I can't cry on stage
260
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:50,430
and I know you don't like it
when I fake it, but...
261
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:53,975
I thought maybe tonight
it would come, but...
262
00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,145
it didn't.
263
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,397
That's all I had.
264
00:15:00,732 --> 00:15:01,983
Thanks for indulging me.
265
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,157
Good night, Charlie.
266
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:47,654
This is the day, this is the day
That the Lord has made
267
00:15:47,737 --> 00:15:49,823
That the Lord has made
268
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,784
Let us rejoice
269
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:54,494
Let us rejoice and be glad in it
270
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,079
And be glad in it
271
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,123
Mom.
272
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,835
G-ma, summer is for relaxing.
273
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,086
This is the day...
274
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,378
What do you wanna do today?
275
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,048
Hang out and relax with you.
276
00:16:06,631 --> 00:16:08,217
-Me too.
-No relaxing.
277
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,010
Nicole has a hair and makeup test today,
278
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:14,348
and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp
with the cousins.
279
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,391
I hate Fairy Camp.
280
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,727
Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp,
281
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:21,521
and I think this is true.
282
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,612
Henry, go make your mom some coffee
like I taught you.
283
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,239
Mom, wait till you taste my coffee.
284
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:33,742
Oop-a-doodle.
285
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,166
Do you always sleep together?
286
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,459
Even in New York?
287
00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:45,587
No, it's just for right now
while we go through this transition.
288
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,339
Oh, shit.
289
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:50,384
Don't tell Charlie when he gets here.
He hates co-sleeping.
290
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:53,053
Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie.
291
00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,055
Oh, surprise surprise.
292
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,558
-It's as if you have exploded...
-Jesus, it's early.
293
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,435
...into this room.
294
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,855
I can do this part alone.
295
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,398
Fine. I won't look.
296
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:10,154
As long as you're in my house,
wake up is at 6:30 a.m.,
297
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:12,031
and until you know what you wanna do,
298
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,908
we're gonna do what I like to do.
299
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:17,870
I can't just go from what Charlie
wanted to do to what you want to do.
300
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,580
Even though I am 64
301
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,416
and have a dead gay husband,
302
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,294
I manage to get up every day,
303
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:28,005
live my life, and feel pretty good
about myself.
304
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,215
So maybe your mom knows a thing or two.
305
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,050
You know what I would do?
306
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:33,635
About what?
307
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:34,969
When Charlie gets here,
308
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,181
I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs.
309
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:40,267
That's what your father and I did
whenever we hit a speed bump.
310
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:43,812
Didn't you walk in on Dad
blowing the porter in Palm Springs?
311
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:47,691
And I always regretted
getting so upset about it.
312
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:51,653
Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom.
There's nothing for us in Palm Springs.
313
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:54,238
You need to wash your face
before you go to sleep.
314
00:17:54,614 --> 00:17:57,659
When Daddy gets here,
maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride.
315
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:58,577
Yeah.
316
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,787
Or I could go once with Daddy
and once with you
317
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,706
because I wouldn't mind
going twice anyway.
318
00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,040
We'll all go together, sweetheart.
319
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,960
Did you know that Universal Studios
320
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,003
is where I did my first screen test?
321
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,090
On the plane, I re-read the pilot
as if I were Charlie reading it
322
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,925
and I started to think it was just bad.
323
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,635
My agent says it's one to watch.
324
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:18,805
This coffee is good. Thank you.
325
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:19,764
You're welcome.
326
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,141
What if Charlie is on Broadway
327
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,353
with a play I brought him,
which I originated,
328
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,895
and I'm just doing bad TV?
329
00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:30,024
Everyone is only impressed
when they see someone on TV.
330
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:31,818
She's beautiful.
331
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:34,278
-Her wig looks great.
-Where's she been for the past ten years?
332
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,116
Doing weird theater in New York,
downtown shit.
333
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,326
-I saw one. It rained onstage.
-Can I say something?
334
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:40,869
It was good. It was edgy.
335
00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:43,830
Directed by her husband.
Supposedly very controlling.
336
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:46,290
-We're lucky to have her.
-I'm surprised she said yes.
337
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,626
We can thank her divorce.
338
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,918
Can she move her hand?
339
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:51,756
It'll be hard to roto in the hair
on the baby around her fingers.
340
00:18:51,838 --> 00:18:54,549
Can you move your hand
further down the baby?
341
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,596
Where? Like here?
342
00:18:59,679 --> 00:19:00,805
Off the head entirely.
343
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,058
I have to support his head.
344
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,145
No, support the head, of course.
Just try and do it from the shoulders.
345
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,355
-It's perfect.
-Yes, good.
346
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,816
-I can't hold a baby like this.
-She's right, that's gonna look weird.
347
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,902
We can totally do it.
It'll just take time and money.
348
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,821
It's very important
to have this show based on hard science.
349
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:18,907
So we can see your pretty face
and not ours.
350
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:22,160
You should've seen me
before the plants invaded.
351
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,495
I say that with respect.
352
00:19:23,578 --> 00:19:24,954
I was raised by two mothers.
353
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,417
Can you lower the board please, Pablo?
354
00:19:29,709 --> 00:19:31,711
Here? How about here?
355
00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:35,006
-How about now?
-Why is there always a flirty grip?
356
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,301
I can do anything you want.
I need her here two hours before--
357
00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:38,260
Can I say something?
358
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,220
Hold on. What, honey?
359
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,514
She has to know how to hold a baby.
360
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,266
Later on, after she kills Donny...
361
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,684
-She kills Donny?
-That's a secret.
362
00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,727
...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother...
363
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:48,978
to the plant community.
364
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:53,108
That's not gonna make any sense if we feel
like she's a bad mother to her own kid.
365
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,777
-She's right.
-Does Donny know?
366
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:57,361
-Must be nice to get out of New York.
-Well, I'm from out here.
367
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,948
Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU,
living in a shoebox.
368
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:01,991
She says it went up to 104 the other day.
369
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,411
-We are just so excited to have you.
-I'm excited to be here.
370
00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:09,124
We're going for an early aughts aesthetic,
so having your presence just nails that.
371
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,417
What signifies early aughts?
372
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,877
-Into the Girl was on TV...
-All Over the Girl.
373
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,170
...or streaming or something.
374
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,131
You are fucking hot in that movie.
375
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,883
-Carol.
-Fuck it, I speak my mind.
376
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,510
-We're not allowing our son to see it.
-Because you show your tits.
377
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:21,970
-Carol!
-Dennis.
378
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:25,765
This is Carter Mitchum.
He's a futurist at UCLA.
379
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:29,310
He's consulting on all the environmental
stuff for the show so it's accurate.
380
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,938
-Nice to meet you.
-Is it?
381
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:31,980
-What?
-Accurate?
382
00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:33,022
So far, none of it.
383
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,025
This pilot will go.
So just get ready to move back to LA.
384
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:39,112
Everything you were saying back there
was absolutely right.
385
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,241
-If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience.
-Nobody knows we're killing Donny,
386
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,325
including Donny.
387
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,243
I thought--
388
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,912
Let us know if you'd like to be part
of our writer's room.
389
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,122
I bet you'd be really helpful, actually.
390
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,665
Or I could direct.
391
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,084
-No, yeah.
-Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy.
392
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,336
No, do you have a reel?
393
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:58,757
No, because I've never done it.
I watched my husband do it for years.
394
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:00,800
Almost ex-husband.
395
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,927
Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé?
396
00:21:04,053 --> 00:21:05,764
Dennis and I'll talk
to your agent about it.
397
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:08,642
At our theater I always wanted to direct,
and then Charlie would say something
398
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,060
like, "The next one,"
but he was always the director,
399
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:12,603
so there never was a next one.
400
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:16,483
I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married
there would've been.
401
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,985
We're gonna kill him off.
It seems unlikely...
402
00:21:22,071 --> 00:21:23,572
I'm gonna give you a number.
403
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,701
Okay, is it a therapist?
'Cause I have a therapist.
404
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,371
Well, it's my mom's therapist.
We share her.
405
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:32,207
She's a lawyer. She represented me
when I left Dennis.
406
00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:35,334
Oh. You and Dennis are divorced?
407
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,461
Since 2013.
408
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,754
You still work together.
409
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,256
That's nice.
410
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,715
Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker.
411
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,884
Nora got me half of this project
in the settlement.
412
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,344
Oh.
413
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,596
Well, we talked about doing it
without lawyers.
414
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,058
My sister had me meet
a bunch of them already
415
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:51,642
and I just hated them.
416
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,145
Call Nora.
417
00:21:53,978 --> 00:21:55,271
She saved my life.
418
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:58,024
Sorry, I...
419
00:21:58,107 --> 00:21:59,483
look so schleppy.
420
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,027
I had an event at my kid's school.
421
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,530
Let me get this out of the way.
422
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,907
I think you're a wonderful actress.
423
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,492
Thank you.
424
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,411
I loved All Over the Girl,
425
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,830
but the theater stuff too...
426
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,122
You saw the theater stuff?
427
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:15,708
I was in New York last year for my book,
428
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:17,419
which, remind me to give you a copy,
429
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,421
and my publisher took me.
430
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:20,339
Great.
431
00:22:21,214 --> 00:22:22,757
-Thank you.
-You're awesome.
432
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,428
-Well, Charlie directed it.
-I know.
433
00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:29,222
He's very talented.
434
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:30,390
He is.
435
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,933
They're moving it to Broadway.
436
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,061
Well, without me, of course.
437
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:36,896
He was lucky to have you.
438
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:40,650
How are you doing?
439
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,369
-Oh.
-Sorry.
440
00:22:51,995 --> 00:22:52,829
Honey...
441
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,632
You take some breaths.
442
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,886
And while you do,
I'm gonna tell you about myself.
443
00:23:08,803 --> 00:23:10,972
If you should choose to hire me,
444
00:23:11,055 --> 00:23:13,099
I will work tirelessly for you,
445
00:23:13,182 --> 00:23:15,727
and I'm always available by phone or text,
446
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:17,479
except when I'm with my kids.
447
00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:20,399
I insist on doing drop off and pick up
every day at school.
448
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,484
-I understand.
-I've been through this myself.
449
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,362
Thank you, Annie. So...
450
00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:27,696
I know how it feels.
451
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,616
-You do?
-Yes.
452
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:33,370
I have a kid from my ex,
and he's a narcissistic artist...
453
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,705
and verbally abusive.
454
00:23:36,205 --> 00:23:38,707
I'm now with a great boyfriend
who lives in Malibu.
455
00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:40,294
Good.
456
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,046
Well, Charlie's not terrible.
457
00:23:43,129 --> 00:23:44,463
No, of course not.
458
00:23:44,964 --> 00:23:47,592
But they ravish you with attention
in the beginning,
459
00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:50,970
and then once we have babies,
we become the mom
460
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,014
and they get sick of us.
461
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,852
Where do you wanna live now, doll?
462
00:23:58,812 --> 00:23:59,646
Well...
463
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,233
I'm here now, obviously.
464
00:24:03,858 --> 00:24:06,319
I don't know
if the show'll get picked up, but...
465
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:08,863
feels like home.
466
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:11,199
It is home.
467
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,202
It's the only home I've ever known
without Charlie.
468
00:24:14,994 --> 00:24:16,162
You wanna stay here?
469
00:24:17,246 --> 00:24:18,790
Charlie's not gonna want that. He...
470
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,125
He hates LA.
471
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,336
We're interested in what you wanna do.
472
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:27,174
Sounds to me
like you did your time in New York.
473
00:24:28,299 --> 00:24:30,301
He can do some time here, no?
474
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:32,096
He always said we would, but he never...
475
00:24:33,304 --> 00:24:34,138
did.
476
00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:35,890
How old is your son?
477
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:37,434
Henry's eight.
478
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:39,978
He likes LA.
479
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,524
I don't know if it's fair to him.
480
00:24:46,192 --> 00:24:47,651
I want you to listen to me.
481
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:52,156
What you're doing is an act of hope.
482
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,367
Do you understand that?
483
00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:56,745
Yeah.
484
00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:01,000
You're saying,
"I want something better for myself."
485
00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:02,792
I do.
486
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,087
And this, right now, is the worst time.
487
00:25:07,046 --> 00:25:08,547
It will only get better.
488
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:13,970
Wasn't it Tom Petty who said
"The waiting is the hardest part"?
489
00:25:14,053 --> 00:25:14,929
Oh.
490
00:25:15,346 --> 00:25:16,222
I don't know.
491
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,142
I represented his wife
in their divorce.
492
00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,185
I got her half of that song.
493
00:25:21,895 --> 00:25:23,980
Oh, I don't want any money or anything.
494
00:25:25,064 --> 00:25:27,692
I just worried 'cause we weren't
gonna use lawyers, so...
495
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,529
I don't wanna be too aggressive.
496
00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:33,532
I wanna stay friends.
497
00:25:35,241 --> 00:25:37,285
We'll do it as gently as possible.
498
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:39,413
Now...
499
00:25:42,415 --> 00:25:45,001
can you tell me a little more
about what's going on?
500
00:25:45,752 --> 00:25:49,381
Because part of what we're gonna
do together is tell your story.
501
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:53,509
It's difficult to articulate.
502
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:54,636
It's...
503
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,096
not as simple
as not being in love anymore.
504
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,765
I understand.
505
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:02,936
Why don't you start at the beginning?
Wherever that is for you.
506
00:26:05,396 --> 00:26:06,439
Well...
507
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:09,568
I was engaged to Ben
508
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:11,445
and living in LA, you know?
509
00:26:12,403 --> 00:26:16,282
And I felt like yes, I wanted
to make movies and marry Ben.
510
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:19,369
Oh, Jesus,
I was only 19 or 20 at the time.
511
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,162
I never felt older in my whole life.
512
00:26:21,621 --> 00:26:23,873
Anyway, if I was honest with myself,
513
00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:26,125
it was like a small part of me
felt dead...
514
00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,043
or dead-ish.
515
00:26:28,002 --> 00:26:29,337
You know, you tell yourself,
516
00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:31,297
"No one's perfect,
no relationship's perfect."
517
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,927
Oh, this tea is delicious.
518
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,804
Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey.
519
00:26:39,138 --> 00:26:41,850
Anyway, you were asking about Charlie.
520
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:43,643
So, um--
521
00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:46,104
So, yes. So I was...
522
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,316
happy with Ben and aware of the deadness,
523
00:26:49,398 --> 00:26:50,984
and I went to New York
524
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:54,070
to meet with this director
for this space movie.
525
00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:56,447
But one where they take space seriously,
526
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,118
like sex trafficking in space.
527
00:26:59,325 --> 00:27:00,618
You know, it was political.
528
00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:03,330
Or at least they wanted us
to think it was. Anyway.
529
00:27:03,454 --> 00:27:04,413
It just...
530
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,126
it was really fulfilling the same need
that certain fucked up porn does.
531
00:27:09,043 --> 00:27:10,086
But anyway, so...
532
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,880
while I was there...
533
00:27:12,797 --> 00:27:13,923
the producer...
534
00:27:14,423 --> 00:27:15,883
invited me to see a play.
535
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,596
It took place in someone's apartment
with all the lights on.
536
00:27:21,055 --> 00:27:23,141
It was like nothing I'd ever seen before.
537
00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,184
This strange...
538
00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,438
surreal, dystopian story,
539
00:27:28,688 --> 00:27:30,357
and it was so well-acted.
540
00:27:30,439 --> 00:27:34,402
And one of the actors
was this big shaggy bear
541
00:27:34,485 --> 00:27:37,280
who played all his lines
looking directly at me,
542
00:27:37,363 --> 00:27:40,658
which I knew couldn't be the case,
but it felt like it.
543
00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:43,202
And then later,
of course, I learned that it was.
544
00:27:46,455 --> 00:27:49,208
-These cookies are really great too.
-I'll send you home with some.
545
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:51,544
Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast,
546
00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:55,174
and the bear turned out
to also be the director.
547
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,509
He talked to me and...
548
00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,304
I talked back.
549
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,767
The dead part wasn't dead,
it was just in a coma.
550
00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:07,351
And...
551
00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:10,396
it was better than the sex, the talking.
552
00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:11,815
Although the...
553
00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,359
the sex was also like the talking.
554
00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:16,819
You know, everything's like everything
in a relationship.
555
00:28:16,903 --> 00:28:17,862
Don't you find that?
556
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:19,614
And...
557
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:21,365
So we spent...
558
00:28:22,533 --> 00:28:24,660
the whole night
and the next day together and...
559
00:28:26,537 --> 00:28:27,705
I just never left.
560
00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:31,918
Yes, to be honest, all the problems
were there in the beginning too.
561
00:28:32,376 --> 00:28:35,796
But I just went along with him
and his life because it felt so damn good
562
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,173
to feel myself alive.
563
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,928
In the beginning,
I was the actress, the star and...
564
00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,932
that felt like something, you know,
people came to see me at first, but...
565
00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,435
the farther away I got from that and...
566
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:53,356
the more acclaim the theater company got,
and I had less and less weight.
567
00:28:53,439 --> 00:28:54,732
I just became...
568
00:28:55,566 --> 00:28:56,400
"Who?
569
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,278
Well, you know, the actress
that was in that thing that time."
570
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:00,989
And he was the draw.
571
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:03,241
And that...
572
00:29:04,575 --> 00:29:05,993
would've been fine, but...
573
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:08,997
I got smaller.
574
00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:17,088
I realized I...
575
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:22,261
I didn't ever come alive for myself.
I was just feeding his aliveness.
576
00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:24,262
And...
577
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:26,806
you know...
578
00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:29,142
he was so smart and creative, it...
579
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,810
it was fine.
580
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,813
You know, I would tell him things
at home in private
581
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,984
and they would work their way into public
conversation into his work, and...
582
00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,613
for a while, that felt like enough,
I mean, I was just so...
583
00:29:42,196 --> 00:29:45,074
so flattered that someone like him
584
00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,827
would find an idea I had worth trying
585
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:50,371
or a comment I made worth repeating and...
586
00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:52,081
and then I got pregnant.
587
00:29:52,623 --> 00:29:56,169
And I thought that having a baby
could be ours, could really be ours,
588
00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:57,711
but also really mine.
589
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,840
And, you know, he was so excited.
590
00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,633
So it was nice.
591
00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:04,302
For a while.
592
00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:06,304
I mean, kids, they...
593
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,848
they belong to themselves, it's like...
594
00:30:09,223 --> 00:30:11,559
the instant
they leave your body, it's just...
595
00:30:12,101 --> 00:30:14,813
the process of them going away...
596
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:17,566
And I didn't belong to myself.
597
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:21,194
And it was small stuff,
stupid stuff, and big stuff.
598
00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,404
All the furniture in our house,
599
00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:24,864
that was his taste.
600
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,033
I didn't even know
what my taste was anymore
601
00:30:27,116 --> 00:30:29,368
because I'd never been asked to use it.
602
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,622
I didn't even pick our apartment.
I just moved into his.
603
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:35,123
And I made noises
about wanting to move back to LA,
604
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,960
but they came to nothing.
605
00:30:37,043 --> 00:30:39,545
And we'd come here on holidays
because he liked my family.
606
00:30:39,628 --> 00:30:42,298
But if I suggested
we do a year or something,
607
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,258
he'd just put me off.
608
00:30:44,633 --> 00:30:45,801
It would be...
609
00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:49,473
strange if he turned to me and said,
610
00:30:50,264 --> 00:30:51,808
"And what do you wanna do today?"
611
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:56,438
You know, I just watched that documentary
on George Harrison,
612
00:30:56,645 --> 00:30:58,021
and I thought, "Own it.
613
00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:01,359
Just own it.
Be like George Harrison's wife.
614
00:31:01,525 --> 00:31:03,527
Being a wife and a mother, that's enough."
615
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,115
Yeah, then I realized I couldn't
remember her name, so...
616
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,452
This pilot came along.
617
00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:14,455
It shot in LA and it paid so much,
618
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,834
and it was like there was
this little lifeline thrown to me.
619
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:21,045
Here's this bit of earth
that's yours, and...
620
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:25,258
I was embarrassed about it
in front of him, but it was also like...
621
00:31:26,425 --> 00:31:28,552
yeah, this is who I am
622
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,346
and this is what I'm worth.
623
00:31:30,429 --> 00:31:32,015
And maybe it's stupid,
624
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:33,474
but at least it's mine.
625
00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:38,562
And if he had just taken me
into a big hug and said,
626
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,357
"Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure.
627
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,068
Of course I want you to have
a piece of earth that's yours,"
628
00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:45,737
then...
629
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,906
well, then,
we might not be getting divorced.
630
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,240
But...
631
00:31:50,283 --> 00:31:52,285
he made fun of it and...
632
00:31:52,785 --> 00:31:54,995
was jealous like he is, and...
633
00:31:55,955 --> 00:31:58,041
then he realized about the money.
634
00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:01,585
And he told me I could funnel it
back into the theater company.
635
00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,464
And that's when I realized...
636
00:32:06,590 --> 00:32:07,425
he...
637
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,136
truly didn't see me.
638
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:13,972
He didn't see me as something
separate from himself.
639
00:32:15,141 --> 00:32:17,310
And I asked him to say my phone number.
640
00:32:18,644 --> 00:32:19,603
He didn't know it.
641
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:21,355
So I left.
642
00:32:27,778 --> 00:32:30,906
Also, I think he slept
with the stage manager, Mary Ann.
643
00:32:32,616 --> 00:32:34,368
That fucking asshole.
644
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:37,163
Seventy-five... just 70,
645
00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,372
those two zeroes,
646
00:32:38,456 --> 00:32:41,125
-seventy-five point zero zero...
-"If railroad is unowned...
647
00:32:41,209 --> 00:32:43,419
-that's zero cents.
-...you may buy it from the bank."
648
00:32:43,502 --> 00:32:46,297
"Advance to Illios...
649
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:48,507
-Illinois.
-...Illinois Avenue."
650
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,010
"Advance," what does that mean?
651
00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:53,262
It means you've gotta go
to Illinois Avenue.
652
00:32:53,387 --> 00:32:55,556
So where is Illinois Avenue?
653
00:32:55,639 --> 00:32:56,765
That one.
654
00:32:56,849 --> 00:33:00,268
So, Cassie, when Charlie gets here,
you're gonna hand him the envelope.
655
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,021
Why do I have to do it?
656
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,357
Because Nicole is very good
657
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:06,692
at getting people to do things for her.
658
00:33:06,775 --> 00:33:09,111
-That's not what this is.
-I wiped her butt till she was nine.
659
00:33:09,195 --> 00:33:11,155
-She's very seductive that way.
-No.
660
00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:14,033
Mom, legally,
I can't be the one who serves him.
661
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,327
But still, what I'm saying is true.
662
00:33:16,410 --> 00:33:19,330
Do I have to actually hand him
the envelope?
663
00:33:19,413 --> 00:33:22,041
Yes, but I'm gonna tell him in advance
that they're divorce papers.
664
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,253
Nora says it doesn't
have to be so formal. Where is Henry?
665
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:28,422
He's playing in the living room
with Sam, Jules, and Molly.
666
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:29,673
Let's get them upstairs.
667
00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:31,759
-Charlie's gonna be here soon.
-Sam, go upstairs.
668
00:33:31,842 --> 00:33:34,094
So I'll tell Charlie what's happening,
669
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:37,098
and, Cassie,
you then hand him the envelope.
670
00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,016
Okay...
671
00:33:38,682 --> 00:33:39,558
I just get nervous.
672
00:33:39,642 --> 00:33:41,852
Well, can you un-serve?
673
00:33:42,561 --> 00:33:44,480
-What do you mean? Like take it back?
-Yeah.
674
00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,316
-I think so.
-You should check.
675
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,901
In case we change our minds...
676
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,111
I'm not gonna change my mind.
677
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:52,864
-...or we feel too bad for him.
-Maybe in case I do something wrong.
678
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,866
Now you're both just
making me feel bad, okay?
679
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,367
I'm sorry, I'm nervous!
680
00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:58,286
Well, we all are.
681
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,079
And we love Charlie.
682
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:02,165
You have to stop loving him, Mom.
683
00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:03,958
You can't be friends with him anymore.
684
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,795
Charlie and I have our own relationship,
685
00:34:06,877 --> 00:34:08,962
independent of your marriage.
686
00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,466
Just like I'm still friends
with Cassie's ex, Jeff.
687
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,926
Are you still seeing Jeff?
688
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,137
An occasional lunch.
689
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:17,471
I can't believe you!
690
00:34:17,555 --> 00:34:19,432
And he still wants his camera back,
by the way.
691
00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:22,851
Listen, nothing can be independent
of our marriage right now.
692
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,938
I can't believe I even have to explain
this to you. Just be on my side, okay?
693
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:28,858
-Okay.
-And stop seeing Jeff!
694
00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:33,404
Cassie, you're the server.
695
00:34:33,487 --> 00:34:36,115
Just let me practice a few times.
696
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,826
I was never a good auditioner.
697
00:34:37,908 --> 00:34:40,744
-That's because you wanted it too bad.
-It's not an audition.
698
00:34:40,828 --> 00:34:42,413
I'll play Charlie.
699
00:34:42,496 --> 00:34:44,665
It's just my palms are so perspired.
700
00:34:44,748 --> 00:34:47,084
Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope.
701
00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,128
Maybe Nicole should play you.
702
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,421
Did you really just say that?
703
00:34:50,504 --> 00:34:52,798
We don't need to practice.
This is not a performance.
704
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,300
Did we finish the other wine already?
705
00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:55,218
-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah.
706
00:34:56,010 --> 00:34:57,011
Oh!
707
00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:59,806
Okay, let me get him.
You both go in the other room.
708
00:34:59,888 --> 00:35:02,725
Cassie, you make sure that Henry
goes upstairs with Molly and Jules.
709
00:35:02,808 --> 00:35:03,892
Happening now.
710
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,355
-Mom!
-I'm getting my wine.
711
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:09,565
What?
712
00:35:09,648 --> 00:35:11,234
Henry's pooping
in the bathroom downstairs.
713
00:35:11,317 --> 00:35:12,776
Can we transfer him to the one upstairs?
714
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:15,237
-I think it's mid-poop.
-Just grab him when he comes out.
715
00:35:15,321 --> 00:35:16,614
-Cassie?
-What?
716
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:19,950
I'm putting the envelope
over here by the toaster.
717
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:21,119
Copy you.
718
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,501
-Hi.
-Hi.
719
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:29,710
Where's Henry?
720
00:35:29,793 --> 00:35:30,669
He's pooping.
721
00:35:31,337 --> 00:35:32,630
Hi, Henry!
722
00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,133
Does this couch still open?
723
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:36,342
Yeah.
724
00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:40,221
I got off the plane to a text, but don't
tell anyone yet. It's still a secret.
725
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:41,264
Okay.
726
00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:45,518
I won a MacArthur grant.
727
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:49,230
Charlie! Oh, my God, that's great!
728
00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:50,564
Congratulations.
729
00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,692
I'll say it 'cause you can't,
it's the Genius Grant. You're a genius.
730
00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:55,819
Oh, I'm really happy for you.
You deserve it.
731
00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:58,572
It's yours too.
We did all of this together.
732
00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:01,867
Thank you,
but it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it.
733
00:36:02,660 --> 00:36:03,744
I'm starving.
734
00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:06,414
It's good money
and they parse it out over five years.
735
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,666
It means I can keep everyone
in the theater company employed,
736
00:36:08,749 --> 00:36:10,834
-pay my credit card debt.
-So great.
737
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,671
Of course I went instantly to,
"It's all downhill from here.
738
00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:15,339
Now my first Broadway play has to fail."
739
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,257
No.
740
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,176
We just started rehearsals again,
I don't know.
741
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,678
You always don't know at this point
and then it gets there.
742
00:36:20,761 --> 00:36:22,471
Do I? 'Cause I don't remember.
743
00:36:22,555 --> 00:36:24,598
I know, it's true, it'll be great.
744
00:36:24,682 --> 00:36:26,225
Okay, I hope you're right.
745
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:28,227
-Everyone says hi.
-Oh.
746
00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:32,148
Tell them hi. I miss everyone.
747
00:36:32,731 --> 00:36:34,107
You'll see them again when you come back.
748
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,527
Gosh, a MacArthur, Broadway...
749
00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:37,861
it's so exciting.
750
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:40,072
Congratulations, Charlie.
751
00:36:46,579 --> 00:36:47,913
Which bathroom?
752
00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:51,209
-What?
-Is he pooping?
753
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,795
Oh, downstairs.
754
00:36:53,877 --> 00:36:54,878
Is your mom home?
755
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,672
Yeah, she's upstairs.
756
00:36:59,842 --> 00:37:01,510
-Hey, how's it going?
-Nothing yet.
757
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:02,845
-It's me.
-I know.
758
00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,847
-I just got here.
-Hi.
759
00:37:05,013 --> 00:37:06,640
-I brought you something.
-Yay.
760
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,476
Mom's getting me a present too.
761
00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:10,394
-Why?
-For pooping.
762
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:12,646
Oh.
763
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:16,192
-I love you.
-I love you.
764
00:37:16,984 --> 00:37:19,277
I don't think we should reward him
for pooping anymore.
765
00:37:19,362 --> 00:37:21,614
I know, but he holds it in
and it's going on a week.
766
00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:24,367
-It's its own reward. G-ma!
-Charlie-bird!
767
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:28,204
Stop it! Oh, God, I'm huge!
768
00:37:28,287 --> 00:37:30,539
-You're as light as a feather.
-Mom?
769
00:37:31,207 --> 00:37:32,792
Why didn't you respond to my last email?
770
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:36,420
Well, your emails are so articulate.
I get intimidated.
771
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:38,047
-Mom, can you--
-Now I'll lift you!
772
00:37:39,507 --> 00:37:40,341
Mom?
773
00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:42,385
Mom?
774
00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,928
-Mom?
-What?
775
00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:46,096
Upstairs.
776
00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:47,015
Oh.
777
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,350
I'm gonna write ya back now.
778
00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:54,397
Cassie?
779
00:37:55,105 --> 00:37:56,106
Hey, Charlie.
780
00:37:56,190 --> 00:37:57,441
I like your haircut.
781
00:37:57,816 --> 00:37:58,942
Oh, thanks.
782
00:38:00,694 --> 00:38:02,070
-Mom?
-I'll go.
783
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:04,573
Henry's calling you, Nicole!
784
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:05,533
I hear him.
785
00:38:06,617 --> 00:38:07,618
What's going on, Henry?
786
00:38:08,076 --> 00:38:09,703
Can you ask Mom to come?
787
00:38:11,705 --> 00:38:12,915
He wants you.
788
00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:17,169
What kind of pie is that?
789
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:20,798
It's...
790
00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:26,345
pecan.
791
00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:29,432
-Did you make it?
-I don't know.
792
00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:31,308
No, it's store-bought.
793
00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,185
you know Joan's on Third?
794
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:34,603
Oh, yeah, it's good, right?
795
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:35,604
What?
796
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:36,855
The store, yeah.
797
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:39,232
Jules and Molly love it.
798
00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,609
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
799
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,820
I'm just hot!
800
00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:45,573
I'll pour you some water.
801
00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:48,867
Nicole says you're doing a play?
802
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,410
I think you'd like it.
803
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:53,997
It's a great unproduced play
by this really interesting British writer.
804
00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,375
-So you do an English accent?
-Yeah.
805
00:38:56,459 --> 00:38:58,502
-It's more northern England.
-Oh.
806
00:38:58,586 --> 00:38:59,712
What does that sound like?
807
00:39:03,006 --> 00:39:04,592
You want a cup of tea, do ya?
808
00:39:06,134 --> 00:39:07,761
Right. Good.
809
00:39:09,137 --> 00:39:10,973
Oh, thank you, missus.
810
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,433
What is...
811
00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:16,937
-What's this?
-Oh, it's a manila envelope, love.
812
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:17,980
Ooh, can I start over?
813
00:39:18,063 --> 00:39:19,147
Has my name on it.
814
00:39:24,152 --> 00:39:25,028
Oh.
815
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,490
Jesus. Sorry.
816
00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:28,991
You're served.
817
00:39:31,118 --> 00:39:32,870
-What did you do?
-Nothing. I don't know.
818
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,998
I can't lie.
819
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,665
You're being served.
820
00:39:36,749 --> 00:39:39,460
You guys are getting a di--
I don't know, I'm sorry.
821
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:48,469
I was gonna warn you
so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry.
822
00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,316
Feel like I'm in a dream.
823
00:40:05,235 --> 00:40:06,820
We don't have a marriage anymore.
824
00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,531
I know you don't want the disruption,
825
00:40:08,614 --> 00:40:10,158
but you don't wanna be married.
826
00:40:10,824 --> 00:40:12,410
Not really.
827
00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:15,913
But I don't want this.
828
00:40:18,707 --> 00:40:20,959
What did you expect was gonna happen?
829
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,132
I don't know,
I guess I didn't think it through,
830
00:40:27,215 --> 00:40:30,718
but I thought we agreed
we weren't going to use lawyers.
831
00:40:31,219 --> 00:40:32,054
I want...
832
00:40:33,263 --> 00:40:36,641
I don't know, I'm trying to say this
as undramatically as possible.
833
00:40:36,725 --> 00:40:37,935
I want...
834
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,564
an entirely different kind of life.
835
00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:45,025
Let's wait until you finish this pilot
and come back to New York.
836
00:40:45,108 --> 00:40:47,027
Let’s figure it out there,
at home, together.
837
00:40:47,110 --> 00:40:49,446
-Nora's known for being very fair.
-We don't need to do it with envelopes.
838
00:40:49,530 --> 00:40:50,656
-This is Nora?
-Yeah.
839
00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:53,075
She's great. I feel like
we could be friends with her.
840
00:40:53,158 --> 00:40:54,868
Why do I feel like that won't happen?
841
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:56,203
It's just a formality.
842
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,331
-Why--
-You don't respond right away.
843
00:40:58,414 --> 00:41:00,124
Why did Cassie have a pie?
844
00:41:00,207 --> 00:41:02,709
The pie was hers.
The pie wasn't part of it.
845
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:03,919
Are you sure?
846
00:41:04,002 --> 00:41:05,671
What would the pie have to do
with anything?
847
00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,048
I don't know. It somehow makes it worse.
848
00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:11,634
I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie.
849
00:41:12,761 --> 00:41:13,762
So what...
850
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:17,808
what do I do?
851
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:21,895
You get a lawyer too.
852
00:41:25,733 --> 00:41:27,192
"'Well, I guess I better be going.'
853
00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:31,071
Stuart rose from the ditch,
climbed into his car...
854
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,157
and started up the road
that led toward the north.
855
00:41:35,283 --> 00:41:38,036
The sun was just coming up
over the hills on his right.
856
00:41:39,037 --> 00:41:42,415
As he peered ahead into the great land
that stretched before him,
857
00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,459
the way seemed long...
858
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:46,712
but the sky was bright.
859
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:50,258
And he somehow felt
he was headed in the right direction."
860
00:41:53,343 --> 00:41:54,887
I forgot it ended that way.
861
00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,558
Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted,
didn't you think?
862
00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:02,185
He was upset about his boat.
863
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,941
Dad, you go away.
864
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:10,944
Mom, you stay.
865
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:14,365
-Hey, Daddy just got here.
-It's okay.
866
00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:16,617
Love you.
867
00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:24,666
You can come back and wake me up
and read to me later, Daddy, okay?
868
00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:26,084
Okay.
869
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:31,715
-Will you come sleep in my bed later?
-Yeah.
870
00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:42,435
Oh.
871
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:44,562
Hang in there, Charlie-bird.
872
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:45,604
Thanks, G-ma.
873
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:16,885
He's in a mommy phase right now.
874
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:17,803
It's okay.
875
00:43:27,730 --> 00:43:29,857
I'm sorry. I drank too much wine.
876
00:43:30,398 --> 00:43:32,150
-I can imagine.
-Didn't eat dinner.
877
00:43:32,234 --> 00:43:33,485
Stressful time.
878
00:43:34,528 --> 00:43:35,738
I hope Henry didn't notice.
879
00:43:35,821 --> 00:43:36,822
I'm sure he didn't.
880
00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:38,616
Now that I'm a parent,
I realize my parents
881
00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,326
were probably drunk all the time with me.
882
00:43:40,408 --> 00:43:41,243
Yeah.
883
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:42,786
I'm sorry again.
884
00:43:44,162 --> 00:43:45,163
Thanks.
885
00:43:46,331 --> 00:43:47,457
Where are you staying?
886
00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:52,796
Oh, well, I...
887
00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:55,423
hadn't--
888
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:00,971
I guess I'll...
889
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:05,267
There's a new hotel on Highland that's...
890
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:09,521
supposedly not too expensive
and pretty nice.
891
00:44:10,105 --> 00:44:11,690
Oh, okay, I'll check it out.
892
00:44:12,315 --> 00:44:14,151
Again, that's great about the MacArthur.
893
00:44:14,943 --> 00:44:15,778
Thanks.
894
00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:24,911
-Charlie?
-Yeah?
895
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:29,625
Thanks.
896
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:38,466
-Fuck.
-What?
897
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:41,178
She's being represented by Nora.
898
00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:42,637
She's supposedly very fair?
899
00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:44,515
All right, here's the fact, Jack.
900
00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:48,060
I charge $950 an hour.
901
00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:49,602
Ted is $400.
902
00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:52,815
If you have a stupid question,
you call Ted.
903
00:44:54,482 --> 00:44:57,319
To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer.
904
00:44:57,402 --> 00:44:59,404
-That's more than I can--
-And all your financials.
905
00:44:59,487 --> 00:45:00,947
We need to do a forensic accounting.
906
00:45:01,031 --> 00:45:04,326
Which runs anywhere from ten to $20,000.
907
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,830
But if we can all agree right away,
it shouldn't get too bad,
908
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:10,458
-right?
-You were married here in LA?
909
00:45:10,540 --> 00:45:12,667
Yes, because her mom and sister
are out here
910
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:15,463
-and I'm not close with my family.
-Your son was born out here?
911
00:45:15,545 --> 00:45:19,048
Yes, because, again, her mom
and sister are out here and I'm not--
912
00:45:19,132 --> 00:45:20,508
So you got married here,
913
00:45:20,592 --> 00:45:22,302
your kid was born here...
914
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,222
and she served you here?
915
00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:27,140
Yeah, but we lived in New York.
916
00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:28,934
Why?
917
00:45:30,477 --> 00:45:33,063
-There a problem?
-We'll have to reshape the narrative.
918
00:45:33,146 --> 00:45:36,692
If you're serious
about having your child in New York,
919
00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:38,652
this is what I suggest.
920
00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:41,530
You take your kid--
Did you say his name was Fred?
921
00:45:42,447 --> 00:45:43,948
-Henry.
-Henry?
922
00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:45,408
Why did I say Fred?
923
00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:46,993
Well, I have a kid named Fred.
924
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:50,664
You take Henry to New York
with you right now.
925
00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,875
Then we file an action in New York.
926
00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:54,877
We make this a New York case.
927
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,962
We need to make an argument
you're a New York-based family.
928
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:57,880
Well, we are.
929
00:45:57,963 --> 00:46:00,966
Otherwise, you'll probably never
see your kid outside of LA again.
930
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:02,635
Really? No.
931
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,846
It's very hard to convince the courts
to move a kid.
932
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:09,725
As soon as you let your wife
and child leave New York,
933
00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:12,144
you made life very difficult for yourself.
934
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:16,023
Yes, but as I said, we're
a New York family, that's just a fact.
935
00:46:17,524 --> 00:46:18,900
She's here temporarily.
936
00:46:19,317 --> 00:46:21,778
Then why do you think
she served you out here?
937
00:46:22,487 --> 00:46:24,739
I don't... know,
938
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,575
but Henry wants to
go back to New York.
939
00:46:26,658 --> 00:46:28,451
No, don't quote your kid.
940
00:46:29,369 --> 00:46:31,621
He's just telling you
what you wanna hear.
941
00:46:32,497 --> 00:46:35,333
And trust me,
he's telling her the opposite.
942
00:46:35,417 --> 00:46:36,918
Let me have the Barbara file!
943
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:45,761
What's...
944
00:46:47,763 --> 00:46:49,181
"Exit Goat"?
945
00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,393
Exit Ghost. It's the name
of my theater company.
946
00:46:52,475 --> 00:46:53,726
You're a director?
947
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:54,895
Theater director, yeah.
948
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,646
Anything I've seen?
949
00:46:56,730 --> 00:46:58,065
I don't know. What have you seen?
950
00:47:00,692 --> 00:47:02,735
Our production of Electra
is moving to Broadway...
951
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:04,988
which is exciting.
952
00:47:05,072 --> 00:47:07,324
We have to make sure
that money is protected.
953
00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,826
I mean, it's theater,
so it's not a lot of money.
954
00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:13,038
I basically put whatever money I make
back in the theater.
955
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,081
I wonder.
956
00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:15,958
Do we ask for support?
957
00:47:16,541 --> 00:47:18,126
-Interesting.
-From Nicole?
958
00:47:18,210 --> 00:47:19,544
I'm not going to do that.
959
00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:21,714
Does your wife's family have money?
960
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,968
Her mother has some from her TV career.
961
00:47:26,051 --> 00:47:27,469
And her father died.
962
00:47:27,552 --> 00:47:31,889
Well, we could say that we don't want
her mother to see the kid,
963
00:47:32,265 --> 00:47:33,600
draw her into the case.
964
00:47:33,683 --> 00:47:36,728
In that instance,
her mother could pay your legal fees.
965
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:37,980
No.
966
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,315
I'm very close to her mom.
967
00:47:40,523 --> 00:47:43,651
-Nicole's family has been my family--
-Yeah, but that's gonna change.
968
00:47:43,735 --> 00:47:45,445
And I suggest you get used to it.
969
00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:47,990
We need to hire a private investigator.
970
00:47:48,573 --> 00:47:49,991
Really? I mean...
971
00:47:51,618 --> 00:47:54,120
-Really?
-Does your wife do drugs or anything?
972
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:55,038
Coke?
973
00:47:55,663 --> 00:47:56,748
Not in any real way.
974
00:47:57,207 --> 00:47:59,459
Well, we're not gonna win
if she's the perfect mother.
975
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,670
She was addicted to Tums for a while.
976
00:48:03,421 --> 00:48:06,466
Hey, it wasn't nothing.
She was up to a tube a day.
977
00:48:06,549 --> 00:48:08,343
Have you noticed anyone following you?
978
00:48:08,426 --> 00:48:09,261
No.
979
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,138
Well, keep an eye out.
980
00:48:12,222 --> 00:48:14,307
Look, you need to be prepared for the fact
981
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:18,436
that Nora is gonna portray you
as a neglectful, absent father.
982
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,022
But I'm not.
983
00:48:20,105 --> 00:48:21,148
You live in New York.
984
00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:22,816
You're consumed with your work.
985
00:48:23,441 --> 00:48:26,694
She and your kid are out here, struggling.
986
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,989
Nora's gonna use that strategy.
987
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,282
I'm sure of it.
988
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:31,616
But Nicole's not going to lie.
989
00:48:31,699 --> 00:48:34,577
Listen, if we start from a place
of reasonable,
990
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:36,954
and they start from a place of crazy,
991
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:41,001
when we settle, we'll be somewhere
between reasonable and crazy.
992
00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:41,960
Which is still crazy.
993
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,629
Half of crazy is crazy.
994
00:48:43,711 --> 00:48:46,673
You know what people say, "Criminal
lawyers see bad people at their best,
995
00:48:46,756 --> 00:48:49,008
divorce lawyers see good people
at their worst."
996
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:51,804
Before this is all over,
you're gonna hate me and Ted
997
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,515
just because of what we represent
in your life.
998
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,682
I'm sure you're right.
999
00:48:55,765 --> 00:48:57,141
So tell me the story again.
1000
00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:59,644
-You came out here to see your kid.
-Maybe I'm not explaining this--
1001
00:48:59,727 --> 00:49:01,396
-She serves you.
-We're friendly, we're fine--
1002
00:49:01,479 --> 00:49:02,980
-What a bitch.
-We're figuring this out.
1003
00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,191
She's not a bitch.
1004
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:07,027
Thanks, but this isn't--
We're doing it a different way.
1005
00:49:08,403 --> 00:49:09,988
And I can't even close to afford this.
1006
00:49:10,488 --> 00:49:14,451
I gotta get back to New York.
I have a Broadway play and rehearsals.
1007
00:49:18,746 --> 00:49:22,083
I was the hot shit at that time.
1008
00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:24,712
Young, very sexy,
1009
00:49:24,794 --> 00:49:27,129
with a great head of hair.
1010
00:49:27,214 --> 00:49:29,842
I so appreciate that Charlie
gave me this opportunity.
1011
00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:31,384
Or maybe I should thank Nicole.
1012
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:34,054
I heard Nicole's pilot went to series,
so she's moving to LA.
1013
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:35,764
And they put Henry in school out there.
1014
00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:37,181
Is Charlie moving too?
1015
00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:38,350
Not Charlie.
1016
00:49:38,433 --> 00:49:39,517
He won't abandon us.
1017
00:49:39,601 --> 00:49:41,144
And you can't do theater in LA.
1018
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:43,688
Charlie said she and Henry
are coming back to New York
1019
00:49:43,771 --> 00:49:45,440
when she finishes filming her show.
1020
00:49:45,523 --> 00:49:46,899
I wouldn't be so sure.
1021
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,903
Nicole was never gonna stay in New York,
that was obvious.
1022
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,989
She was probably
planning this move all along.
1023
00:49:52,072 --> 00:49:53,949
When she sees an opportunity,
1024
00:49:54,032 --> 00:49:55,408
believe me, she takes it.
1025
00:49:55,492 --> 00:49:58,953
Well, LA is nice. The space.
1026
00:49:59,037 --> 00:50:02,374
Four-time Oscar winner, sucking my...
1027
00:50:02,457 --> 00:50:04,501
-Okay, how is everyone today?
-Hey!
1028
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:06,836
Nobody get too close.
I think I caught Donna's cold.
1029
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,590
-Sorry, Charlie.
-I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry,
1030
00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:11,299
so I might have to step out.
1031
00:50:12,425 --> 00:50:14,844
So, Charlie, what you're going through now
1032
00:50:14,928 --> 00:50:18,223
is going to be horrible,
but it will be over.
1033
00:50:18,306 --> 00:50:19,432
Thanks, Frank.
1034
00:50:19,891 --> 00:50:21,058
-Another thing.
-Yeah?
1035
00:50:21,601 --> 00:50:25,688
Fuck as many people
as you can right now.
1036
00:50:25,772 --> 00:50:27,899
Women, men.
1037
00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:31,278
-Take what I said seriously.
-You might need help wrapping the gauze.
1038
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,445
It needs to stay tight.
1039
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:34,239
Okay, I'm confused.
1040
00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:36,366
What scene
is the Invisible Man outfit for?
1041
00:50:36,449 --> 00:50:38,243
No, that's my Halloween costume,
1042
00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:40,703
and the Frankenstein is for Henry.
1043
00:50:40,787 --> 00:50:42,664
Oh, it's Frankenstein.
1044
00:50:42,747 --> 00:50:45,792
He's coming here this weekend.
We're gonna trick or treat in the Slope.
1045
00:50:45,875 --> 00:50:48,127
I made it more James Whale
than Kenneth Branagh.
1046
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:49,046
Perfect.
1047
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,172
Can I talk to you?
1048
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:52,382
Yeah, over...
1049
00:50:53,091 --> 00:50:55,510
I've typed up the blocking
from the last two rehearsals,
1050
00:50:55,593 --> 00:50:59,306
and here are the director notes
from that Danish production from the '70s.
1051
00:51:00,432 --> 00:51:01,433
Where'd you find it?
1052
00:51:01,516 --> 00:51:03,060
The library, duh.
1053
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:05,687
Can I come over tonight?
1054
00:51:06,938 --> 00:51:08,898
Mary Ann, it's too hard now.
1055
00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:10,943
I just can't be with anyone right now.
1056
00:51:11,026 --> 00:51:13,987
But we did it when you were married
and we shouldn't have done it.
1057
00:51:14,071 --> 00:51:16,281
And now that you're not married,
shouldn't we be doing it?
1058
00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:19,409
I'm not not married yet.
1059
00:51:19,826 --> 00:51:21,160
You're torturing yourself.
1060
00:51:21,786 --> 00:51:23,788
Just make sure
everything doesn't go to hell.
1061
00:51:24,914 --> 00:51:26,999
-I'm relying on you, okay?
-Fine.
1062
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:27,918
Thanks.
1063
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,920
I wish you'd accept generosity better.
1064
00:51:30,003 --> 00:51:31,004
Hold on. Let me...
1065
00:51:31,504 --> 00:51:33,465
-Hello?
-Is this Charlie Barber?
1066
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:34,925
Yes.
1067
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,760
Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw.
1068
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:38,595
I represent your wife, Nicole Barber.
1069
00:51:38,678 --> 00:51:39,512
Hi.
1070
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,888
Do you have an attorney yet?
1071
00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:41,806
No.
1072
00:51:41,889 --> 00:51:44,266
Okay, then it's okay for me
to talk to you directly, okay?
1073
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,185
Okay.
1074
00:51:45,268 --> 00:51:48,814
I'm calling because we haven't
received your response to our filing.
1075
00:51:48,896 --> 00:51:52,233
Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play
and flying back and forth to LA.
1076
00:51:52,317 --> 00:51:54,527
You're going to need
to file your response.
1077
00:51:56,488 --> 00:51:57,822
Nicole said there was no rush.
1078
00:51:57,905 --> 00:52:00,450
It's been more than 30 days
since you were served.
1079
00:52:00,533 --> 00:52:02,160
By law, you're meant to respond within--
1080
00:52:02,244 --> 00:52:03,787
I didn't like the first lawyer I met.
1081
00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:06,205
It says that very clearly
on the document you were given.
1082
00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,290
Did you read it?
1083
00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:09,209
Yeah, but I thought
that's just what it says.
1084
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:10,961
We weren't even gonna do it
with lawyers.
1085
00:52:11,919 --> 00:52:14,338
Charlie, I think I shouldn't
tuck in my shirt.
1086
00:52:14,422 --> 00:52:17,175
-Nicole said I could take my time.
-And we've let you take your time.
1087
00:52:17,259 --> 00:52:19,261
-It comes out during the love scene.
-Could you hold?
1088
00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:20,387
What love scene?
1089
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:21,804
When I hug Beth.
1090
00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:22,889
You don't hug Beth.
1091
00:52:22,972 --> 00:52:25,307
I think it's something
we should explore.
1092
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:28,311
Can't you just tuck it in tighter
or get Donna to safety pin it?
1093
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:30,438
I also have a kind of a thing
1094
00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:32,982
-about tucking things in.
-Charlie?
1095
00:52:33,066 --> 00:52:34,526
If you don't file your response,
1096
00:52:34,609 --> 00:52:37,404
we'll file a request
for default judgment against you.
1097
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,739
...insecurities about my figure.
1098
00:52:39,822 --> 00:52:41,115
-Charlie?
-Yes, sorry.
1099
00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:43,285
Default judgment, what does that mean?
Don't hug Beth.
1100
00:52:43,368 --> 00:52:45,745
We'll be able to lay claim
to whatever we want.
1101
00:52:45,828 --> 00:52:47,539
What do you mean,
whatever you want of what?
1102
00:52:47,622 --> 00:52:49,916
Your apartment, your things,
everything you own.
1103
00:52:49,999 --> 00:52:50,875
We?
1104
00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:53,961
She and I already discussed this.
We don't own that much stuff.
1105
00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:55,296
She can have whatever she wants.
1106
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,175
And it means we'll set the number
of child support at its highest level
1107
00:52:58,258 --> 00:53:00,385
and claim full custody of your child.
1108
00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:03,596
Full custody?
1109
00:53:05,307 --> 00:53:06,516
I mean, that's not even--
1110
00:53:06,599 --> 00:53:08,017
This is what the law says.
1111
00:53:08,976 --> 00:53:11,688
Nicole's not going to do that.
I mean, she won't.
1112
00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:15,818
Charlie, I represent Nicole, and she's
aware of everything I'm saying to you.
1113
00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,610
I just spoke to her this morning.
1114
00:53:18,027 --> 00:53:20,863
Well, I spoke to her five minutes
before I got on the call.
1115
00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:25,452
Okay, so what do I do?
1116
00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,829
You need to get a lawyer
and respond immediately.
1117
00:53:27,912 --> 00:53:31,248
Nicole wants to do this amicably,
but you're leaving us no other option.
1118
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:33,001
I'll get a lawyer.
Can I get a lawyer here?
1119
00:53:33,084 --> 00:53:35,169
-I don't know where "here" is.
-New York.
1120
00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:37,755
Ah! That's what all that honking is?
1121
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:40,258
No, you'll have to come to LA
and meet people in LA.
1122
00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:41,301
I'm rehearsing a--
1123
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:44,221
If you don't respond in Los Angeles
by Friday, you'll leave us no choice.
1124
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:46,431
What? Which line?
1125
00:53:47,014 --> 00:53:49,559
I have to take this.
Can you hold on a second, Charlie?
1126
00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:19,714
Me and Mommy are in the middle
of a super secret treasure hunt.
1127
00:54:20,673 --> 00:54:22,467
I thought the plane landed at 9:00.
1128
00:54:22,550 --> 00:54:23,426
What are you wearing?
1129
00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:24,511
Sock pants.
1130
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:26,053
It did. What are sock pants?
1131
00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:28,055
He doesn't like to feel the breeze
on his legs.
1132
00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:29,515
He dressed himself.
1133
00:54:29,599 --> 00:54:31,309
There are long pants. Can I talk to you?
1134
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:33,311
-It's almost noon.
-There was traffic. We gotta get going.
1135
00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:36,064
-Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt?
-Henry, can you wait a minute?
1136
00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:37,356
No talking alone.
1137
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,651
Just one bit of talking alone,
then I'll be right there.
1138
00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,485
I got a call from your lawyer.
1139
00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:44,071
She said you'd take everything and...
1140
00:54:45,114 --> 00:54:47,158
custody and everything
if I didn't respond.
1141
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,994
It's better if we let the lawyers do this.
1142
00:54:49,076 --> 00:54:50,662
But she's saying things
I don't think you mean.
1143
00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:53,080
Henry, we need to get going.
1144
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:54,707
I don't wanna go now.
1145
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:56,918
-Have you gotten a lawyer yet?
-That's what I'm here to do.
1146
00:54:57,001 --> 00:54:58,545
Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush.
1147
00:54:58,628 --> 00:54:59,796
I've three more clues.
1148
00:54:59,879 --> 00:55:02,424
Why'd you start a treasure hunt
or whatever so close to my arrival?
1149
00:55:03,049 --> 00:55:04,592
You were late. We were killing time.
1150
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:07,053
Honey, come. We're gonna finish
the treasure hunt later.
1151
00:55:07,136 --> 00:55:08,137
-I'm gonna be rich.
-Okay.
1152
00:55:09,013 --> 00:55:10,973
You're gonna go with your daddy,
it's gonna be fun.
1153
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:14,310
And I've got a present for you
when you get back as a reward.
1154
00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:16,396
He's not going to the dentist.
1155
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,398
-I'm trying to help.
-I'm staying here.
1156
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:19,357
Come on.
1157
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:24,154
Henry?
1158
00:55:29,867 --> 00:55:31,035
Got the booster?
1159
00:55:31,118 --> 00:55:32,286
I have a booster.
1160
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,790
Oh, wait, no, it's not in.
1161
00:55:36,207 --> 00:55:37,083
What's not in?
1162
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,461
The seat's not connected.
1163
00:55:42,547 --> 00:55:44,382
I asked the rental company to install it.
1164
00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:47,177
I think they can't
for liability reasons.
1165
00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:49,637
-Do you know how these things--
-Let me just-- Here, if you...
1166
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:52,265
-There should be a clip to clip onto.
-You have to.dig...
1167
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,563
Fuck!
1168
00:55:58,646 --> 00:56:00,565
-Why fuck?
-Something sharp.
1169
00:56:00,648 --> 00:56:01,899
Can't I stay with Mom?
1170
00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:03,025
-No.
-Why not?
1171
00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:05,111
It's my time with you.
I just flew 3,000 miles.
1172
00:56:05,194 --> 00:56:06,070
I don't want to.
1173
00:56:06,153 --> 00:56:07,571
Henry, get in the fuckin' car!
1174
00:56:09,907 --> 00:56:12,034
I'm sorry, but, Jesus,
get in the fuckin' car.
1175
00:56:17,164 --> 00:56:19,416
How do you spell Lego Bionicles?
1176
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:21,378
That's two words.
What does Lego start with?
1177
00:56:21,836 --> 00:56:22,920
Just tell me.
1178
00:56:23,004 --> 00:56:24,171
-Don't you wanna learn it?
-No.
1179
00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:25,714
-It's on the box, anyway.
-L...
1180
00:56:25,798 --> 00:56:27,008
Then what?
1181
00:56:27,091 --> 00:56:29,844
E. You know,
everyone at the theater says hi.
1182
00:56:29,927 --> 00:56:31,721
Hi. Then what?
1183
00:56:31,804 --> 00:56:33,348
A "G" sound.
1184
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,392
-Are you excited for Halloween?
-J?
1185
00:56:35,475 --> 00:56:36,351
G.
1186
00:56:36,434 --> 00:56:38,061
-Then what?
-And an "O" sound.
1187
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:40,271
-O?
-Are you excited for Halloween?
1188
00:56:40,355 --> 00:56:41,356
Yeah.
1189
00:56:41,439 --> 00:56:42,940
Brought both our costumes.
1190
00:56:43,024 --> 00:56:45,234
I'm going as a store-bought ninja.
1191
00:56:45,318 --> 00:56:47,445
But we agreed.
I had Donna make you a Frankenstein.
1192
00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:50,698
-I don't wanna be a Frankenstein anymore.
-Are you sure?
1193
00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:53,493
Maybe just look at it.
1194
00:56:53,910 --> 00:56:56,746
It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein
and the Invisible Man.
1195
00:56:56,829 --> 00:56:58,915
Mom bought me a ninja costume
1196
00:56:58,998 --> 00:57:01,626
which is better because it costs more.
1197
00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:03,378
Technically, the Frankenstein cost more
1198
00:57:03,461 --> 00:57:05,422
when you factor in Donna's time
and the materials.
1199
00:57:05,505 --> 00:57:07,757
The cousins are also gonna be ninjas.
1200
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,551
But Henry,
we went through all this trouble.
1201
00:57:13,220 --> 00:57:14,346
Okay.
1202
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:15,432
Whatever you want.
1203
00:57:20,895 --> 00:57:22,313
Please take the ticket.
1204
00:57:26,818 --> 00:57:28,611
-Dad, you're too far.
-I know.
1205
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:31,198
Please take the ticket.
1206
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,539
So I'm not comfortable
leaving the bags in the car
1207
00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,792
where I've given the key to someone
I don't really know.
1208
00:57:42,875 --> 00:57:43,960
I've been here.
1209
00:57:44,043 --> 00:57:47,296
It's an office building,
so you've been to places like this before.
1210
00:57:47,922 --> 00:57:49,466
I remember those fish.
1211
00:57:50,633 --> 00:57:52,009
A lot of fish look the same.
1212
00:57:52,552 --> 00:57:53,636
Can I help you?
1213
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,264
I'm Charlie Barber.
I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen.
1214
00:57:56,347 --> 00:57:57,932
Oh, hi. Where's your little man?
1215
00:57:58,015 --> 00:58:01,477
I don't have it this time.
I keep my skeletons at my mom's.
1216
00:58:01,561 --> 00:58:02,395
Okay.
1217
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:04,897
Oh, okay.
1218
00:58:05,147 --> 00:58:07,149
I'm sorry. We tried to reach you.
1219
00:58:07,233 --> 00:58:08,943
Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize.
1220
00:58:09,026 --> 00:58:12,154
He can't see you because apparently
your wife already met with him
1221
00:58:12,238 --> 00:58:14,490
on the 7th of August about representation.
1222
00:58:15,324 --> 00:58:16,783
But she hired somebody else.
1223
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,161
-Nora...
-Fanshaw?
1224
00:58:19,370 --> 00:58:21,998
But unfortunately, because she consulted
with Mr. Cohen already,
1225
00:58:22,081 --> 00:58:23,958
he's legally barred from representing you.
1226
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,502
Oh.
1227
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:27,129
-Should we feed the fish?
-Yeah.
1228
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,339
-It happens all the time.
-Really?
1229
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:32,425
If you have a ticket,
I can validate your parking.
1230
00:58:33,175 --> 00:58:34,135
Oh.
1231
00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:37,221
It's common that people meet
with as many lawyers as possible
1232
00:58:37,304 --> 00:58:39,306
so that their spouse has limited options.
1233
00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:41,433
Oh, I don't think
she would've done it deliberately.
1234
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:42,769
You'd be surprised.
1235
00:58:43,019 --> 00:58:45,647
Can all of them, like,
breathe out of the water?
1236
00:58:47,273 --> 00:58:49,233
Do you go to a lot of offices
with your mom?
1237
00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:50,652
Not so many.
1238
00:58:52,236 --> 00:58:53,529
Like 11.
1239
00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:56,241
I don't think anyone
would have stealed the bags, Daddy.
1240
00:58:56,323 --> 00:58:57,533
I need somebody today.
1241
00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,119
If I don't respond by tomorrow,
she said I could lose custody.
1242
00:59:00,411 --> 00:59:03,122
I didn't know who else to call.
There's gotta be someone she didn't meet.
1243
00:59:03,205 --> 00:59:04,248
I have a name for you.
1244
00:59:05,458 --> 00:59:07,210
Bert Spitz.
1245
00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:11,088
He was the entertainment lawyer
at Roberto's agency.
1246
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:12,424
Great.
1247
00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:16,178
But then he kind of got pushed
into retirement a few years ago,
1248
00:59:16,260 --> 00:59:18,012
and he went into family law.
1249
00:59:18,095 --> 00:59:19,931
-I called him.
-Thank you, G-ma.
1250
00:59:20,014 --> 00:59:22,684
-And he can see you today at three.
-Aw, shit.
1251
00:59:23,392 --> 00:59:25,937
We never had this conversation,
Charlie-bird.
1252
00:59:26,020 --> 00:59:28,314
-You got it. I love you.
-Dad!
1253
00:59:28,397 --> 00:59:30,899
-I need a new burger.
-Why?
1254
00:59:31,067 --> 00:59:35,362
Because you made us carry your bags
into the restaurant, I dropped it.
1255
00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:38,950
That's fine. I'll give you mine.
Get in the car.
1256
00:59:39,408 --> 00:59:42,369
Why did you bring me today
if you couldn't hang out with me?
1257
00:59:42,453 --> 00:59:44,121
Because I've been away and wanna see you.
1258
00:59:45,039 --> 00:59:48,375
Jamie Tuber has a little sister
1259
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:51,003
named Lily Tuber.
1260
00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:53,631
-Yeah.
-And Lily Tuber is really bossy.
1261
00:59:55,466 --> 00:59:59,095
Getting divorced with a kid can be
one of the hardest things you'll ever do.
1262
01:00:01,055 --> 01:00:02,849
It's like a death without a body.
1263
01:00:05,017 --> 01:00:08,312
I know personally.
I've been there four different times.
1264
01:00:08,395 --> 01:00:09,688
You've been divorced four times?
1265
01:00:10,189 --> 01:00:11,232
Married four times.
1266
01:00:11,649 --> 01:00:12,650
Three divorces.
1267
01:00:13,818 --> 01:00:15,487
This last one will stick, God willing.
1268
01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:18,697
That's why I graduated into family law,
1269
01:00:19,031 --> 01:00:21,200
to help people survive this painful time.
1270
01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,203
Here's how I see it.
1271
01:00:25,538 --> 01:00:28,583
If we get bogged down in "who did this"
and "who did that,"
1272
01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:30,377
and "I don't want to pay the two dollars,"
1273
01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:33,004
it'll just cost you more
in money and time and...
1274
01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:35,131
emotional stress,
1275
01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:37,716
and you'll probably end up
with the same result anyway.
1276
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:38,968
Right.
1277
01:00:39,051 --> 01:00:42,346
I mean, I agree with that philosophy.
She does too, I'm sure.
1278
01:00:42,429 --> 01:00:44,931
And I always go with the truth,
no matter where that takes us.
1279
01:00:45,432 --> 01:00:47,434
Most people in my business
make up the truth
1280
01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:49,019
so they can get where they need to go.
1281
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,688
You're just transactions to them.
1282
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:53,650
I like to think of you as people.
1283
01:00:53,733 --> 01:00:54,859
Oh, okay, good.
1284
01:00:55,610 --> 01:00:57,069
And not just you, her too.
1285
01:00:57,153 --> 01:00:58,029
Yes.
1286
01:00:58,112 --> 01:01:00,197
You know, this can be
a really ugly process.
1287
01:01:00,281 --> 01:01:02,909
But I also believe
it doesn't have to be terrible.
1288
01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:04,618
I'm glad to hear you say that.
1289
01:01:06,621 --> 01:01:09,123
I'd love to keep expenses down
as much as possible.
1290
01:01:09,206 --> 01:01:10,124
Of course you do.
1291
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:14,796
I charge 450 an hour
and I need a $10,000 retainer to start.
1292
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:18,550
I'll see if I can get an advance
on the Broadway transfer.
1293
01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:21,428
And keep in mind
you'll have to pay for her lawyer.
1294
01:01:21,510 --> 01:01:22,969
Oh. I didn't--
1295
01:01:25,389 --> 01:01:27,349
-What?
-Well, at least part of her.
1296
01:01:27,433 --> 01:01:28,892
It doesn't make sense, does it?
1297
01:01:29,393 --> 01:01:32,479
I mean, you're doing this
because you love your kid.
1298
01:01:33,064 --> 01:01:36,400
And in doing so, you're draining money
from your kid's education.
1299
01:01:36,483 --> 01:01:38,444
-It seems ridiculous.
-Oh, it is.
1300
01:01:38,736 --> 01:01:39,862
It is, boy.
1301
01:01:41,363 --> 01:01:43,240
We'll have to respond right away.
1302
01:01:44,826 --> 01:01:46,619
Your son goes to school out here?
1303
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,871
Yeah, temporarily, we agreed.
1304
01:01:49,246 --> 01:01:51,916
Her pilot went to series
and I wanted to accommodate her.
1305
01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:54,210
She's often felt we do things on my terms.
1306
01:01:54,293 --> 01:01:56,420
Be a better husband in divorce, huh?
1307
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:59,256
I guess something like that,
but we live in New York.
1308
01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:02,552
Well, with your kid
going to school out here,
1309
01:02:02,635 --> 01:02:04,011
the court may see it differently.
1310
01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,137
Will we go to court?
1311
01:02:05,221 --> 01:02:07,056
No, we don't wanna go to court.
1312
01:02:07,556 --> 01:02:11,102
Courts in California are a disaster.
That's just how we have to think about it.
1313
01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:14,188
I'm not sure these are my glasses.
1314
01:02:14,271 --> 01:02:15,815
Where are you living while you're here?
1315
01:02:16,357 --> 01:02:17,233
In a hotel right now.
1316
01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:18,525
No, a hotel doesn't look good.
1317
01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:20,068
-To who?
-The court.
1318
01:02:20,527 --> 01:02:23,197
-You said we weren't going to go to court.
-No, of course.
1319
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:25,992
We have to prepare to go to court,
hoping we don't go to court.
1320
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:26,909
Okay.
1321
01:02:27,409 --> 01:02:28,827
You should get a place in LA.
1322
01:02:29,411 --> 01:02:32,206
And get a place near her.
It looks better for custody reasons.
1323
01:02:32,289 --> 01:02:34,416
She's in West Hollywood.
That'll be expensive.
1324
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:36,252
I guess I could rent
our New York apartment.
1325
01:02:36,335 --> 01:02:37,253
Don't rent it.
1326
01:02:37,837 --> 01:02:40,172
You have to continue to prove
New York residence.
1327
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:42,508
And, of course, you have a place in LA.
1328
01:02:42,591 --> 01:02:44,885
It's hard to show you all live
in New York, isn't it?
1329
01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:45,845
So...
1330
01:02:46,428 --> 01:02:47,513
what do I do?
1331
01:02:48,014 --> 01:02:51,392
I recommend you spend as much time
as you can with your son.
1332
01:02:52,184 --> 01:02:54,228
Many people fight for that time,
1333
01:02:54,311 --> 01:02:55,521
then they don't even use it.
1334
01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,689
They just wanna win.
1335
01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:59,692
This shouldn't be that complicated, right?
1336
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:01,652
I mean, we're a New York family.
1337
01:03:02,111 --> 01:03:04,739
I think it's all
pretty straightforward. Right?
1338
01:03:05,322 --> 01:03:06,615
I hope so, yes.
1339
01:03:07,909 --> 01:03:09,326
I see no reason...
1340
01:03:09,911 --> 01:03:12,163
you both love your child,
1341
01:03:13,205 --> 01:03:14,623
you respect each other,
1342
01:03:14,707 --> 01:03:16,751
why this shouldn’t be
relatively pain-free.
1343
01:03:16,834 --> 01:03:19,962
-Right.
-I think you have my glasses.
1344
01:03:22,423 --> 01:03:23,549
That makes sense.
1345
01:03:24,633 --> 01:03:25,801
What have you been doing?
1346
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,344
Reading this magazine.
1347
01:03:27,428 --> 01:03:29,388
You were reading California Lawyer?
1348
01:03:29,471 --> 01:03:30,306
Yeah.
1349
01:03:30,389 --> 01:03:31,848
Okay, I'm almost done.
1350
01:03:33,475 --> 01:03:35,477
I wouldn't expect too much from that cat.
1351
01:03:37,730 --> 01:03:39,566
What kind of pet do you want?
1352
01:03:39,648 --> 01:03:40,482
I don't know...
1353
01:03:40,566 --> 01:03:43,194
I want you to know
that eventually this will all be over,
1354
01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:45,071
and whatever we win or lose...
1355
01:03:45,612 --> 01:03:48,615
it'll be the two of you
having to figure this out together.
1356
01:03:49,366 --> 01:03:50,451
Thank you.
1357
01:03:50,534 --> 01:03:53,745
Your the first person in this process
who's spoken to me like a human.
1358
01:03:59,376 --> 01:04:01,837
You remind me of myself
on my second marriage.
1359
01:04:05,883 --> 01:04:07,510
Come! Oh!
1360
01:04:08,469 --> 01:04:09,511
You have fun with Daddy?
1361
01:04:09,595 --> 01:04:10,887
We drove around to offices.
1362
01:04:10,972 --> 01:04:13,390
Oh. Do you wanna see your ninja costume?
1363
01:04:13,474 --> 01:04:14,766
It's on G-ma's bed.
1364
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:15,977
-Yeah!
-Yeah.
1365
01:04:17,937 --> 01:04:20,940
You know, I had Donna build him
this whole Frankenstein thing
1366
01:04:21,023 --> 01:04:22,483
with plugs and--
1367
01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:24,943
Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas,
so he wanted to do that--
1368
01:04:25,027 --> 01:04:26,779
He and I had decided together.
1369
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,781
Oh, well, I can't make him
be Frankenstein.
1370
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:30,867
I'm not asking you to,
but maybe you can help me out a little.
1371
01:04:30,950 --> 01:04:33,911
I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe
you can nudge him in that direction.
1372
01:04:34,536 --> 01:04:35,371
I'll try.
1373
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:37,957
What's the...
1374
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:41,002
Did you dye your hair again?
Is that for your show?
1375
01:04:41,543 --> 01:04:44,171
No, this is me. It was this way
when I saw you before.
1376
01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,048
I know, but I didn't say anything then.
1377
01:04:47,216 --> 01:04:48,384
You don't like it?
1378
01:04:48,467 --> 01:04:51,762
No, I guess it's fine.
Is it shorter? I prefer longer but...
1379
01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,809
Sorry, it's just absurd.
1380
01:04:57,434 --> 01:04:58,519
Is everything okay?
1381
01:04:58,602 --> 01:05:00,229
Yeah. Why?
1382
01:05:00,729 --> 01:05:03,315
You seem, I don't know,
like something is--
1383
01:05:03,399 --> 01:05:04,525
Everything's fine.
1384
01:05:06,527 --> 01:05:08,279
Okay, I'm gonna check in at the hotel,
1385
01:05:08,362 --> 01:05:11,448
but I should be able
to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30--
1386
01:05:11,532 --> 01:05:13,784
We're going to Cassie's
in Pasadena,
1387
01:05:13,868 --> 01:05:15,578
and trick-or-treating with the cousins.
1388
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:17,579
-Cassie lives in Pasadena now?
-Yes.
1389
01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:20,624
-She and Sam moved there a couple months--
-I don't really know Pasadena.
1390
01:05:20,707 --> 01:05:23,544
-I'll figure it out. What's the address?
-My mom is looking forward to it.
1391
01:05:23,627 --> 01:05:25,128
-I'll text Sam.
-Cassie and Sam are mad.
1392
01:05:25,587 --> 01:05:27,131
-Mad at who?
-You.
1393
01:05:27,714 --> 01:05:29,383
-Cassie and Sam?
-You can understand that.
1394
01:05:29,466 --> 01:05:31,677
So I think we should probably
do separate Halloweens.
1395
01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:34,263
But if you're okay with it,
then shouldn't they be okay with it?
1396
01:05:34,346 --> 01:05:36,598
-Let's do it this way this time.
-Do you not want me there?
1397
01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:37,558
I'm fine with it.
1398
01:05:37,641 --> 01:05:39,601
-Okay.
-It'll be nice for him.
1399
01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:41,019
He'll have two Halloweens.
1400
01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:45,316
What am I gonna do with him for second
Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard?
1401
01:05:45,399 --> 01:05:47,068
Maybe the hotel has something.
1402
01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:49,111
Or you can drive
to a different neighborhood.
1403
01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:55,743
Sun sets forever.
1404
01:05:56,911 --> 01:06:00,873
There shall never be another dawn.
1405
01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:01,791
No!
1406
01:06:03,667 --> 01:06:04,793
Lady...
1407
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,840
I require the solace of the shadows
1408
01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,217
and the dark...
1409
01:06:30,652 --> 01:06:33,822
Okay, ready for Halloween?
1410
01:06:34,531 --> 01:06:36,283
-Hi.
-Wow, elaborate.
1411
01:06:37,243 --> 01:06:39,328
Don't forget to wear your jacket.
It's getting colder.
1412
01:06:39,411 --> 01:06:41,122
-This is a nice house.
-Ready to go back out?
1413
01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:42,706
-He has to pee.
-No, I don't.
1414
01:06:42,789 --> 01:06:43,665
He does.
1415
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,502
Some of his men are in here
and also Bear-Bear.
1416
01:06:46,585 --> 01:06:48,420
You can keep that Bear-Bear.
I got another one.
1417
01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:50,214
Does he know
that there are two Bear-Bears?
1418
01:06:50,297 --> 01:06:52,799
-It was his idea.
-David Bowie, right? Station to Station?
1419
01:06:53,425 --> 01:06:54,468
Let's Dance.
1420
01:06:55,011 --> 01:06:57,889
Henry, have a great Halloween
with Daddy, okay?
1421
01:06:59,848 --> 01:07:00,682
Have fun.
1422
01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:05,646
Go pee and then we're going back out.
1423
01:07:06,688 --> 01:07:07,814
I'm too tired.
1424
01:07:07,898 --> 01:07:10,316
Go pee and then we're gonna go drive
to Halloween.
1425
01:07:10,943 --> 01:07:12,570
This block looks promising.
1426
01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,821
I wish Halloween was over.
1427
01:07:14,905 --> 01:07:16,448
Well, it isn't.
1428
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:19,034
If we were in New York,
we could be walking.
1429
01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:21,162
But I like how we're sitting right now.
1430
01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:22,288
I like to sit.
1431
01:07:22,704 --> 01:07:25,957
That's true, Los Angeles
does have sitting going for it.
1432
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:28,960
I think that's why
I like Los Angeles better.
1433
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:30,129
Because you get to sit?
1434
01:07:30,212 --> 01:07:32,339
And because I like my friends here better.
1435
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:33,674
That's not true.
1436
01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:36,677
What about Horatio and Poppy?
1437
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:38,804
Horatio doesn't like me anymore.
1438
01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,932
And I don't like Poppy.
1439
01:07:41,015 --> 01:07:42,474
Here I have Axel.
1440
01:07:42,558 --> 01:07:45,394
Axel's hilarious.
I think you'd like him, Dad.
1441
01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,688
And my family's here.
1442
01:07:48,897 --> 01:07:49,856
Besides you.
1443
01:08:18,052 --> 01:08:19,178
Everyone's asleep.
1444
01:09:10,562 --> 01:09:11,730
I need to pee!
1445
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,780
Who gave you a lighter?
1446
01:09:22,949 --> 01:09:23,825
Lift the seat.
1447
01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:32,293
Gonna have to go back to New York
on Monday.
1448
01:09:32,834 --> 01:09:33,752
Did you flush?
1449
01:09:40,634 --> 01:09:41,593
Wash your hands.
1450
01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:44,513
Will you play with me?
1451
01:09:45,889 --> 01:09:47,348
I'm tired, honey.
1452
01:09:59,736 --> 01:10:01,905
Did you hear me?
I have to go back to New York.
1453
01:10:01,988 --> 01:10:04,032
Ah, watch out! I'm falling!
1454
01:10:06,618 --> 01:10:09,621
You didn't catch me.
1455
01:10:12,249 --> 01:10:13,250
Okay?
1456
01:10:14,126 --> 01:10:15,377
Why aren't you here more?
1457
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:18,547
I have to work.
1458
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:20,925
You know my play is opening on Broadway.
1459
01:10:22,050 --> 01:10:23,969
Is it because you don't wanna
be around Mom?
1460
01:10:24,052 --> 01:10:24,886
No.
1461
01:10:25,095 --> 01:10:26,179
You know, like we talked about,
1462
01:10:26,263 --> 01:10:28,808
we both decided not to be together
no matter where we are,
1463
01:10:28,890 --> 01:10:30,476
but we both wanna be with you.
1464
01:10:31,268 --> 01:10:33,645
But you're not near me
if you're in New York.
1465
01:10:34,188 --> 01:10:35,982
Well, we also live in New York.
1466
01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:38,650
Yeah, but I go to school here.
1467
01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:40,319
Just for right now.
1468
01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,530
Like that time we were in Copenhagen
for my play.
1469
01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,407
Remember all those kids in buckets?
1470
01:10:46,158 --> 01:10:49,829
I like my school here, and Mom says
we could stay here if we want.
1471
01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:52,831
What do you mean?
1472
01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:55,917
She said that?
1473
01:10:56,084 --> 01:10:56,918
Yeah.
1474
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:26,782
-Hello?
-Are you moving out here?
1475
01:11:28,325 --> 01:11:29,576
-Did you find a lawyer?
-Yes.
1476
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:30,994
Henry says you're moving here.
1477
01:11:31,077 --> 01:11:32,328
Have your lawyer call Nora.
1478
01:11:32,413 --> 01:11:33,747
I wanna talk about it as us.
1479
01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:34,873
Who the fuck is us?
1480
01:11:34,956 --> 01:11:37,000
Let's just get in a room, you and me.
1481
01:11:37,083 --> 01:11:38,501
That's what we always said we'd do.
1482
01:11:38,585 --> 01:11:41,046
-My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything.
-It's not up to them. It's our divorce.
1483
01:11:41,129 --> 01:11:43,339
They say I could later sue them
for malpractice.
1484
01:11:44,258 --> 01:11:45,676
What am I walking into?
1485
01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:47,135
What are you walking into?
1486
01:11:47,219 --> 01:11:48,846
Yes, what the fuck is going on?
1487
01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:52,558
I read your fucking emails, Charlie!
I read them all.
1488
01:11:53,141 --> 01:11:54,893
-When?
-I don't know, recently.
1489
01:11:54,976 --> 01:11:56,311
-Shit.
-You're a fucking liar.
1490
01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:59,023
-You fucked Mary Ann!
-It was after I was sleeping on the couch.
1491
01:11:59,105 --> 01:12:01,066
It was bullshit about working on us.
1492
01:12:01,149 --> 01:12:02,818
You know what? I have been working.
1493
01:12:02,901 --> 01:12:04,528
I've been doing the work alone.
1494
01:12:04,611 --> 01:12:05,946
How did you read my emails?
1495
01:12:06,029 --> 01:12:08,406
I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck!
1496
01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:09,616
I think that's illegal!
1497
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:12,453
Don't give me this shit
about being surprised about LA.
1498
01:12:12,536 --> 01:12:14,037
Surprise! I have my own opinions.
1499
01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:16,289
How do you even know
how to do something like that?
1500
01:12:16,373 --> 01:12:17,959
I want things that aren't what you want,
1501
01:12:18,041 --> 01:12:20,251
because, surprise,
you were fucking another lady.
1502
01:12:20,336 --> 01:12:23,464
It was one time! I think you're conflating
two different things.
1503
01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:25,216
Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA.
1504
01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:26,843
I am conflating, motherfucker!
1505
01:12:26,925 --> 01:12:28,426
You watch me conflate!
1506
01:12:32,681 --> 01:12:34,600
Did you just stamp your foot?
1507
01:12:34,683 --> 01:12:37,478
I don't think I've ever done that before.
I'm just so angry.
1508
01:12:39,980 --> 01:12:41,231
You look like you needed one.
1509
01:12:41,315 --> 01:12:42,524
Yes, I do, thanks.
1510
01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:46,778
You know, the Japanese are making
really interesting tequila right now.
1511
01:12:47,529 --> 01:12:48,697
That's exciting, I guess.
1512
01:12:50,073 --> 01:12:51,282
What are you so angry about?
1513
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,743
Fucking ex-husband.
1514
01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:56,579
I spent all this time feeling guilty,
and he's so self-absorbed.
1515
01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:57,539
It's pointless.
1516
01:12:58,081 --> 01:12:59,916
It's a game I'm playing with myself.
1517
01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:04,129
Oh, hey, Pablo. We met at--
1518
01:13:04,212 --> 01:13:06,256
-Oh, you held the bounce board.
-The flirty grip.
1519
01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:12,428
-Here's what I want you to only do, okay?
-What?
1520
01:13:12,554 --> 01:13:13,764
I want you to finger me.
1521
01:13:14,264 --> 01:13:15,723
-What?
-Just finger me.
1522
01:13:16,182 --> 01:13:18,434
-Okay.
-That's all we'll do, just fingering.
1523
01:13:18,935 --> 01:13:19,770
Okay?
1524
01:13:20,186 --> 01:13:21,897
I'm changing my whole fucking life.
1525
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:31,657
Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry,
was born here in Los Angeles.
1526
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:35,327
He currently attends Laurel Elementary
in Laurel Canyon,
1527
01:13:35,411 --> 01:13:36,870
and Nicole works in Hollywood
1528
01:13:36,953 --> 01:13:39,831
while also maintaining a full schedule
as a mother
1529
01:13:39,915 --> 01:13:42,626
with classes of swim, art,
1530
01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:45,546
gym, and music, as well as play groups.
1531
01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:49,633
Nicole is Henry's
primary custodial parent,
1532
01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:54,095
and to the extent that Charlie would like
to exercise his custodial time,
1533
01:13:54,179 --> 01:13:57,390
he should be making efforts
to visit Henry here in California.
1534
01:13:57,474 --> 01:13:59,351
Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact
1535
01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:02,688
that they lived in New York for ten years.
1536
01:14:02,771 --> 01:14:06,066
My client worked in New York
for several years, that's true.
1537
01:14:06,149 --> 01:14:08,443
But Nicole was born and bred
right here in LA.
1538
01:14:09,069 --> 01:14:12,322
She and Charlie would come here
most holidays and summers
1539
01:14:12,406 --> 01:14:13,574
to spend time with her family,
1540
01:14:13,657 --> 01:14:15,158
who all live in LA.
1541
01:14:15,742 --> 01:14:17,744
She and Charlie were married in LA.
1542
01:14:18,370 --> 01:14:19,788
Would you like to see the photos?
1543
01:14:19,871 --> 01:14:21,665
No, I don't need to see the photos.
1544
01:14:22,123 --> 01:14:24,084
Although I'm sure
they both look beautiful.
1545
01:14:25,544 --> 01:14:27,754
It's my client's expectation
1546
01:14:27,838 --> 01:14:30,340
that after this TV show is completed,
1547
01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:32,301
the parties will move back to New York
1548
01:14:32,384 --> 01:14:34,261
where they currently keep an apartment.
1549
01:14:34,344 --> 01:14:37,513
And it's my understanding
that Charlie promised Nicole
1550
01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:39,516
that they would spend more time
in Los Angeles
1551
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,767
during the marriage.
1552
01:14:40,851 --> 01:14:43,770
But because of his insistence
that his work keep them in New York,
1553
01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:47,816
Nicole ended up staying there much longer
than she ever anticipated.
1554
01:14:49,401 --> 01:14:51,320
In fact, a few years ago,
1555
01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:54,198
Charlie was offered a residency
at the Geffen Playhouse
1556
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:57,868
that would have taken his work
and his family
1557
01:14:57,993 --> 01:14:59,995
to Los Angeles for a year.
1558
01:15:00,787 --> 01:15:02,080
And he...
1559
01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:03,540
turned it down.
1560
01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:06,084
Even though that was Nicole's desire.
1561
01:15:06,167 --> 01:15:10,296
He wanted to maintain consistency
for his family and his child.
1562
01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:12,673
Was this the same consistency
he wanted to maintain
1563
01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:16,177
when they went to Copenhagen
for six months so he could direct a play?
1564
01:15:16,261 --> 01:15:19,305
Now, while I understand that Charlie
lives in New York...
1565
01:15:19,806 --> 01:15:22,225
and when it's convenient
to his work schedule,
1566
01:15:22,308 --> 01:15:24,102
he flies out to see his son...
1567
01:15:24,185 --> 01:15:26,271
He flies out here every chance he gets
at great expense.
1568
01:15:26,354 --> 01:15:28,606
I don't see any reason you can't
be out here full-time.
1569
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:30,025
He makes his living in New York.
1570
01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,736
-Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch?
-Good idea.
1571
01:15:32,819 --> 01:15:34,738
I'll order now so it'll comes
when we're hungry.
1572
01:15:34,821 --> 01:15:35,781
Yeah.
1573
01:15:35,864 --> 01:15:36,990
Everyone good with Manny's?
1574
01:15:37,073 --> 01:15:37,908
I'd love Manny's.
1575
01:15:39,117 --> 01:15:40,410
Have you had Manny's?
1576
01:15:41,077 --> 01:15:41,953
You'll love it.
1577
01:15:42,037 --> 01:15:44,665
Just really yummy sandwiches and salads.
1578
01:15:44,748 --> 01:15:46,333
I'll have the BLT.
1579
01:15:46,416 --> 01:15:47,292
Dad?
1580
01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:49,085
Turkey.
1581
01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:50,420
I'll have the BLT.
1582
01:15:50,504 --> 01:15:52,339
-You'll have the kale?
-Kale salad.
1583
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:11,649
I don't know, sorry.
1584
01:16:13,777 --> 01:16:15,195
Charlie will have...
1585
01:16:17,155 --> 01:16:18,114
the Greek salad,
1586
01:16:18,198 --> 01:16:21,617
but with lemon and olive oil
instead of the Greek dressing.
1587
01:16:21,702 --> 01:16:22,744
Okay.
1588
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,830
-I'll have the Chinese chicken salad.
-Okay, sure.
1589
01:16:24,913 --> 01:16:25,956
-Thank you.
-Yep.
1590
01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:32,378
Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant.
Nicole told me.
1591
01:16:32,462 --> 01:16:33,588
Oh, thank you.
1592
01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:35,048
He's a genius.
1593
01:16:36,382 --> 01:16:37,425
Well, I told Nicole,
1594
01:16:37,509 --> 01:16:39,136
I loved your play.
1595
01:16:39,219 --> 01:16:41,179
-Oh, thanks.
-Really.
1596
01:16:41,304 --> 01:16:43,181
You are one smart cookie.
1597
01:16:44,224 --> 01:16:45,475
Oh, thanks.
1598
01:16:45,559 --> 01:16:47,144
I would just love to...
1599
01:16:47,894 --> 01:16:50,105
crawl inside that brain.
1600
01:16:50,564 --> 01:16:54,818
There was that one moment
when you smell the toast. Smell!
1601
01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:58,697
It was literally my favorite thing
that I saw that year.
1602
01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:01,241
-Thanks.
-Truly genius.
1603
01:17:01,324 --> 01:17:02,158
Thank you.
1604
01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:05,371
I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway.
1605
01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:06,954
They couldn't smell the toast.
1606
01:17:08,414 --> 01:17:10,208
It was so emotional.
1607
01:17:11,752 --> 01:17:13,545
It's very competitive, I imagine.
1608
01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:18,592
Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles,
1609
01:17:18,675 --> 01:17:21,803
Nicole, of course,
agrees that it will be best for Henry
1610
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,931
that he see each parent equally.
1611
01:17:27,183 --> 01:17:30,186
It's very nice out here, Charlie.
You should give it a chance.
1612
01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:32,730
Yeah, and the space... can't beat it.
1613
01:17:32,814 --> 01:17:34,024
I love it too.
1614
01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:38,028
But all of our personal feelings
about the two cities aside,
1615
01:17:38,111 --> 01:17:42,282
we don't share your assertion
that the couple is an LA-based family.
1616
01:17:42,365 --> 01:17:44,825
It was very clearly their deal
1617
01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:48,121
that they would go back to New York
after Nicole finished her show.
1618
01:17:48,204 --> 01:17:49,664
I'm not aware of any deal.
1619
01:17:50,957 --> 01:17:52,543
I didn't get it in writing.
1620
01:17:55,086 --> 01:17:58,214
Charlie, is this like the deal
that you made
1621
01:17:58,298 --> 01:18:01,634
that you Nicole would spend more time
in LA during your marriage?
1622
01:18:01,718 --> 01:18:04,555
We didn't have a deal.
It was something we discussed.
1623
01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:05,889
But...
1624
01:18:05,972 --> 01:18:08,725
So it's a deal
when it's something you want
1625
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:10,894
and a discussion when Nicole wants it?
1626
01:18:14,230 --> 01:18:15,148
Sidebar...
1627
01:18:16,274 --> 01:18:19,235
Nora, do you have a spare office
where Charlie and I can sidebar?
1628
01:18:19,319 --> 01:18:20,486
Sure.
1629
01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:21,987
-Can you...
-I can show you.
1630
01:18:22,614 --> 01:18:23,490
Come on.
1631
01:18:30,038 --> 01:18:32,290
-Nora is a very good lawyer.
-Uh-huh.
1632
01:18:33,416 --> 01:18:34,792
-Tough, right?
-Yeah.
1633
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,379
And you're in a bind because you've shown
you're willing to fly out here
1634
01:18:38,463 --> 01:18:40,173
and rent an apartment to see your son.
1635
01:18:40,256 --> 01:18:42,258
-You told me to do that.
-I know that.
1636
01:18:42,342 --> 01:18:45,345
And I'm doing that because I want
to see my kid, not to set a precedent.
1637
01:18:45,428 --> 01:18:47,930
Yes, but unfortunately,
you are setting a precedent.
1638
01:18:48,765 --> 01:18:50,476
And a judge might look at it that way.
1639
01:18:50,558 --> 01:18:53,769
What's the alternative? I stay in New York
and never come out here?
1640
01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,814
No, because then it would look
to the court
1641
01:18:55,897 --> 01:18:57,774
like you don't care about seeing your son.
1642
01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:58,984
Court or no court?
1643
01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,944
Stop saying "court"
and then "never court."
1644
01:19:01,027 --> 01:19:03,655
Well, the way this is going,
we may have to go to court.
1645
01:19:04,447 --> 01:19:06,407
Are you aware of how maddening you sound?
1646
01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:07,408
I am.
1647
01:19:08,451 --> 01:19:10,245
And I know it seems unfair.
1648
01:19:13,957 --> 01:19:15,333
But imagine if you were...
1649
01:19:16,251 --> 01:19:19,254
a poor mother whose husband abandons her
1650
01:19:19,337 --> 01:19:21,047
and then refuses to pay anything.
1651
01:19:22,883 --> 01:19:25,511
That's what the system
is trying to protect people from.
1652
01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:28,597
Listen...
1653
01:19:29,555 --> 01:19:30,931
if I were representing you--
1654
01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,183
You are representing me.
1655
01:19:32,267 --> 01:19:33,726
Right, no, of course. No.
1656
01:19:34,519 --> 01:19:38,481
I don't see a judge
moving this child from California.
1657
01:19:38,564 --> 01:19:40,358
I think we try and settle today.
1658
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,736
"Settle" meaning... what?
1659
01:19:43,611 --> 01:19:45,946
-She gets LA.
-No, Bert, just--
1660
01:19:47,073 --> 01:19:48,074
No.
1661
01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:49,868
I mean, we have to win this.
1662
01:19:50,326 --> 01:19:52,954
Remember,
the win is what's best for Henry.
1663
01:19:53,038 --> 01:19:55,456
And if you guys go to court,
he's gonna get pulled into it.
1664
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:58,709
But if he stays here
and I stay in New York, that's just...
1665
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:00,045
then I won't...
1666
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,714
I'll never get
to really be his parent again.
1667
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:03,632
It'll be different.
1668
01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:04,758
It won't exist.
1669
01:20:05,258 --> 01:20:06,634
So maybe you move here.
1670
01:20:07,343 --> 01:20:08,929
You heard what Amir said
about the space?
1671
01:20:09,012 --> 01:20:11,640
Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space!
1672
01:20:11,723 --> 01:20:15,101
I'll do whatever you want me to do,
but this is my advice.
1673
01:20:15,185 --> 01:20:17,395
I've seen these things go on and on,
1674
01:20:17,562 --> 01:20:20,356
and the burden of these battles
is immeasurable.
1675
01:20:20,440 --> 01:20:24,485
I had a client get colon cancer and die
before he and his wife came to agreement.
1676
01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:26,154
What about filing in New York?
1677
01:20:26,279 --> 01:20:27,155
It's too late.
1678
01:20:27,530 --> 01:20:29,490
And even if you did,
I don't think it would matter.
1679
01:20:29,574 --> 01:20:31,576
They're being reasonable financially,
you know?
1680
01:20:31,659 --> 01:20:34,245
You're lucky they didn't ask
for half your grant money.
1681
01:20:34,329 --> 01:20:36,957
She wouldn't do that. She knows
I put all that money back in my theater.
1682
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,625
If this continues, she might.
1683
01:20:39,084 --> 01:20:41,336
The actors and crew
all rely on that money.
1684
01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:43,463
A court would never agree
with this, right?
1685
01:20:43,546 --> 01:20:46,466
Whether they do or not,
it'll cost you half your grant money
1686
01:20:46,549 --> 01:20:47,883
to go to court and prove it.
1687
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,180
I feel like a criminal.
1688
01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:54,641
But you didn't commit any crime.
1689
01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:56,058
It doesn't feel that way.
1690
01:20:56,142 --> 01:20:58,519
If we give on LA right now,
1691
01:20:58,603 --> 01:21:00,480
and then try to make
the best deal possible,
1692
01:21:00,563 --> 01:21:02,523
I think we can get her
to give on other fronts.
1693
01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:04,525
There are no other fronts!
1694
01:21:05,485 --> 01:21:06,736
This is the thing!
1695
01:21:07,403 --> 01:21:09,447
He needs to know that I fought for him!
1696
01:21:09,530 --> 01:21:10,365
He'll know.
1697
01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:27,632
I should never have let her
come out here with Henry.
1698
01:21:27,841 --> 01:21:30,218
If it wasn't LA or New York,
it'd be something else.
1699
01:21:30,301 --> 01:21:33,763
You'd be fighting about a house
or a school district or...
1700
01:21:35,098 --> 01:21:36,224
You know what this is like?
1701
01:21:36,307 --> 01:21:40,353
This is like that joke about the woman
at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome.
1702
01:21:40,436 --> 01:21:41,854
-You know this?
-I don't.
1703
01:21:42,355 --> 01:21:44,357
This woman is at her hairdresser
and she says,
1704
01:21:44,440 --> 01:21:45,858
"I'm going to Rome on holiday."
1705
01:21:45,942 --> 01:21:48,487
And he says, "Oh, really?
What airline are you taking?"
1706
01:21:48,569 --> 01:21:50,155
She says, "Alitalia."
1707
01:21:50,238 --> 01:21:52,157
He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy?
1708
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:54,617
That's the worst--
That's terrible. Don't take that."
1709
01:21:54,700 --> 01:21:56,201
He says, "Where are you gonna stay?"
1710
01:21:56,286 --> 01:21:57,913
She says, "I'm gonna stay at the Hassler."
1711
01:21:57,996 --> 01:22:00,165
"The Hassler? What, are you kidding?
1712
01:22:00,248 --> 01:22:03,251
They're renovating the Hassler.
You'll hear hammering all night long.
1713
01:22:03,334 --> 01:22:05,211
You won't sleep. What are you gonna see?"
1714
01:22:05,295 --> 01:22:07,713
She says, "I think I'm gonna try
to go to the Vatican."
1715
01:22:07,797 --> 01:22:10,174
"The Vatican?
You'll be standing in line all day long.
1716
01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:11,384
You'll never see anything--"
1717
01:22:11,467 --> 01:22:13,469
I'm sorry, Bert,
am I paying for this joke?
1718
01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:18,391
Whatever happens here, it's temporary.
1719
01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:22,270
He's growing up.
He's gonna have opinions on the subject.
1720
01:22:22,687 --> 01:22:24,564
Time is on your side, Charlie.
1721
01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:28,526
Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast.
1722
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:41,497
I have most of my coins,
like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's,
1723
01:22:41,581 --> 01:22:45,585
but I'm keeping my dollars
and my one twenty at yours, okay?
1724
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:48,922
So that is one twenty
1725
01:22:49,005 --> 01:22:51,842
plus 50, what is that? Goddamn it.
1726
01:22:52,425 --> 01:22:53,468
What's "Goddamn it"?
1727
01:22:53,551 --> 01:22:55,386
Did you guys lose power where you are?
1728
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:56,429
Dad?
1729
01:22:56,512 --> 01:22:57,513
Did we lose power?
1730
01:22:58,098 --> 01:22:58,932
No.
1731
01:22:59,474 --> 01:23:01,976
There's rolling blackouts
in the hills and now...
1732
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,438
Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close.
1733
01:23:05,521 --> 01:23:06,981
Her gate won't close.
1734
01:23:12,570 --> 01:23:13,404
Mom!
1735
01:23:17,742 --> 01:23:19,619
-Can we go see my room?
-Yeah, of course.
1736
01:23:19,702 --> 01:23:21,329
-Tried all the--
-I tried everything.
1737
01:23:21,412 --> 01:23:23,164
Sorry I made you come out.
1738
01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:24,165
It's fine.
1739
01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:25,876
-I just--
-You don't want your gate open.
1740
01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:27,168
Right.
1741
01:23:27,668 --> 01:23:29,212
Should be a panel or something
on the side--
1742
01:23:29,295 --> 01:23:30,839
Maybe this is something here.
1743
01:23:33,216 --> 01:23:34,634
-It's a cute house.
-Oh, yeah.
1744
01:23:34,717 --> 01:23:36,469
I mean, from what I can see.
1745
01:23:36,552 --> 01:23:37,387
Thanks.
1746
01:23:41,307 --> 01:23:42,392
Getting shaggy.
1747
01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:45,186
Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter.
1748
01:23:46,646 --> 01:23:47,772
You want me to cut it?
1749
01:23:48,689 --> 01:23:49,524
Okay.
1750
01:24:00,618 --> 01:24:01,619
Close your eyes.
1751
01:24:06,707 --> 01:24:07,583
He's out.
1752
01:24:08,209 --> 01:24:09,710
Maybe he should stay here tonight.
1753
01:24:10,962 --> 01:24:12,005
It's my night.
1754
01:24:40,950 --> 01:24:43,911
Hey, come on. We're going.
Come on. Let's take a walk. Right?
1755
01:24:43,995 --> 01:24:46,206
Yeah, we're gonna take a walk. Let--
We're taking a walk.
1756
01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,458
We're mostly finished.
1757
01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:51,962
Bert and I hammered out 90 percent
of the details,
1758
01:24:52,045 --> 01:24:55,048
and there’s a couple minor things hanging,
1759
01:24:55,131 --> 01:24:56,382
but it should be easy.
1760
01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,469
And then the judge
makes your divorce official.
1761
01:25:00,428 --> 01:25:01,554
Oh. That's good.
1762
01:25:04,390 --> 01:25:06,142
-Fuck me.
-What?
1763
01:25:07,310 --> 01:25:08,311
Who's that?
1764
01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:12,190
-Charlie, you shouldn't have done this.
-What do you mean? Where's Bert?
1765
01:25:12,815 --> 01:25:16,819
This means that everything
we've agreed upon now is off the table.
1766
01:25:16,902 --> 01:25:18,070
We've got LA, right?
1767
01:25:18,154 --> 01:25:20,115
Not with Jay Marotta representing him.
1768
01:25:20,656 --> 01:25:22,157
This is a street fight now.
1769
01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:25,787
And I'm gonna have to ask for things
that we wouldn't normally ask for.
1770
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,832
This system rewards bad behavior.
1771
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:31,667
-Jay.
-Hey.
1772
01:25:31,751 --> 01:25:32,668
Hi.
1773
01:25:32,752 --> 01:25:35,045
I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night.
1774
01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:37,132
-Yeah?
-Looking very handsome.
1775
01:25:37,215 --> 01:25:39,760
You know, you should come
to our Stand Up To Cancer event.
1776
01:25:39,842 --> 01:25:42,094
-John Legend's gonna play.
-Oh, I love him.
1777
01:25:42,178 --> 01:25:44,055
Okay. It's gonna be
at the Beverly Hilton, I think.
1778
01:25:44,139 --> 01:25:44,973
-Great.
-Okay?
1779
01:25:45,056 --> 01:25:47,517
-She said you're spending time in Malibu.
-Oh, really?
1780
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,728
Me too. Haven't seen her
since that building was ICM.
1781
01:25:51,562 --> 01:25:52,897
A little history.
1782
01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:56,651
Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk
1783
01:25:56,734 --> 01:25:59,320
when he first hires Nicole as an actress
1784
01:25:59,404 --> 01:26:01,281
in his play in New York City.
1785
01:26:01,989 --> 01:26:04,700
He's a well-regarded
up-and-coming director
1786
01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:05,993
of the avant-garde.
1787
01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:07,703
And she's known
1788
01:26:07,787 --> 01:26:11,749
as the girl in that college sex movie
who takes her top off.
1789
01:26:11,957 --> 01:26:14,001
-My client will not be slut-shamed...
-Ten years on...
1790
01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:16,171
-...for an artistic choice.
-...and many prestigious
1791
01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:17,672
theater roles later...
1792
01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:21,217
She becomes an actress
of great credibility.
1793
01:26:21,301 --> 01:26:23,344
And it's because of that credibility,
1794
01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:27,182
that she's offered the lead role
in a major television show.
1795
01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:30,685
This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie.
1796
01:26:30,768 --> 01:26:34,647
Your Honor, we shouldn't have
to pay support money at this point.
1797
01:26:35,148 --> 01:26:39,360
In fact, Charlie is entitled
to half her TV money,
1798
01:26:39,985 --> 01:26:42,446
present and future earnings of the show.
1799
01:26:45,074 --> 01:26:49,119
Charlie's just received
the enormous sum of $650,000
1800
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:50,747
in the form of a MacArthur grant.
1801
01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:52,748
-Of which he gets...
-This is for the theater work...
1802
01:26:52,832 --> 01:26:55,585
-...in $125,000 installments...
-...he conducted during the marriage.
1803
01:26:55,668 --> 01:26:56,836
over five years.
1804
01:26:56,919 --> 01:26:58,754
-So by Jay's same logic...
-He uses the money...
1805
01:26:58,838 --> 01:27:01,632
-...that Nicole contributed to.
-...to employ actors and crew members...
1806
01:27:01,716 --> 01:27:04,635
-One at a time, please.
-...and to pay debts that he's accumulated
1807
01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:07,472
with his theater company
that stars his wife.
1808
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:12,685
-Bless you.
-Not only did she turn down a lucrative
1809
01:27:12,768 --> 01:27:14,812
and successful career in movies
1810
01:27:14,895 --> 01:27:17,106
to perform in his little theater,
1811
01:27:17,690 --> 01:27:19,900
but she actually supplied Charlie
1812
01:27:19,984 --> 01:27:21,694
with a loan early on to help out.
1813
01:27:21,777 --> 01:27:24,279
-Which he paid back.
-She lent her name to the marquee,
1814
01:27:24,364 --> 01:27:26,616
which was the principle reason
people came to the theater.
1815
01:27:26,699 --> 01:27:28,409
That may have been true ten years ago.
1816
01:27:29,076 --> 01:27:32,579
And in turn, she helped establish
Charlie's reputation.
1817
01:27:33,206 --> 01:27:34,707
Now, over the next ten years,
1818
01:27:34,790 --> 01:27:37,877
she was subsequently offered parts
in movies, TV shows,
1819
01:27:37,960 --> 01:27:40,462
most of which she turned down
at Charlie's behest
1820
01:27:40,546 --> 01:27:43,091
to be a mom and act in his plays.
1821
01:27:43,674 --> 01:27:47,720
So while we are willing
to be flexible on support,
1822
01:27:47,803 --> 01:27:51,474
we contend that half of Charlie's
grant money be split between the parties.
1823
01:27:51,557 --> 01:27:54,102
I don't see how you can claim
that she gets half a grant
1824
01:27:54,185 --> 01:27:56,062
dedicated to his genius.
1825
01:27:56,145 --> 01:27:57,646
He became a genius
during the course of the marriage.
1826
01:27:57,730 --> 01:27:58,814
Oh, come on, Nora.
1827
01:27:58,898 --> 01:28:01,651
Charlie himself, upon hearing
that he received the prize,
1828
01:28:01,734 --> 01:28:03,861
told Nicole that it belonged to her too.
1829
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,364
That's what people say
when they win awards.
1830
01:28:07,156 --> 01:28:09,408
No, he was implying what was true.
1831
01:28:10,117 --> 01:28:13,578
His genius was an intangible asset
built during the marriage.
1832
01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:16,832
Nora, I like how you refer
to Charlie's theater
1833
01:28:16,916 --> 01:28:19,502
as a ramshackle downtown dump
1834
01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:21,086
when you're arguing custody,
1835
01:28:21,170 --> 01:28:23,255
but when you want more money,
1836
01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,926
he's a big, rich, genius
Broadway director.
1837
01:28:26,008 --> 01:28:27,134
You can't have it both ways.
1838
01:28:27,218 --> 01:28:28,553
Oh, really? Why not?
1839
01:28:28,761 --> 01:28:31,013
And whether you think
it's fair or not, Jay,
1840
01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:34,267
the first monetary installment
from the MacArthur grant
1841
01:28:34,350 --> 01:28:36,895
was put into a joint
marital accountant, and thus...
1842
01:28:36,977 --> 01:28:39,772
Fuck. You shouldn't have put
that money in a joint account.
1843
01:28:39,855 --> 01:28:42,817
There's not gonna be anything left,
anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her.
1844
01:28:42,900 --> 01:28:45,486
Nora, I have to say
that your account of this marriage
1845
01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:48,030
takes place in an alternate reality.
1846
01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:50,866
By suddenly moving to LA
1847
01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:54,204
and insisting on an LA residence,
1848
01:28:54,287 --> 01:28:56,414
Nicole is withholding Henry...
1849
01:28:56,497 --> 01:28:59,209
-Counsel, please be seated.
-...alienating him from his father,
1850
01:28:59,292 --> 01:29:02,170
which has turned Charlie's world
upside down.
1851
01:29:02,253 --> 01:29:03,713
-Counselor?
-It amounts to an ambush.
1852
01:29:03,796 --> 01:29:06,215
"Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"?
1853
01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,093
Well, those are fighting words,
1854
01:29:08,175 --> 01:29:11,053
and it's simply false and does nothing
to further this settlement.
1855
01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:15,099
Your recap of the situation is outrageous.
1856
01:29:15,182 --> 01:29:18,268
And although California is,
without doubt, a no-fault state,
1857
01:29:18,353 --> 01:29:21,564
it bears mentioning
in the accurate recap of the situation
1858
01:29:21,647 --> 01:29:23,441
that Charlie had had extramarital affairs.
1859
01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:26,194
-An extramarital affair.
-Do you really want me to go there?
1860
01:29:26,277 --> 01:29:28,196
-Yeah, let's go there.
-Okay.
1861
01:29:28,279 --> 01:29:31,491
Nicole has admitted
to hacking Charlie's computer
1862
01:29:31,574 --> 01:29:32,867
and reading his emails,
1863
01:29:32,950 --> 01:29:35,327
which, if proven, is a felony.
1864
01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:37,538
And, Nora,
I don't think you'll be too happy
1865
01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:40,958
if I ask Nicole about her alcohol
consumption in the evenings.
1866
01:29:41,041 --> 01:29:41,876
What?
1867
01:29:41,959 --> 01:29:46,881
She confided in Charlie recently,
having just carried Henry to bed,
1868
01:29:46,964 --> 01:29:51,343
that she was having trouble standing
while walking down the staircase.
1869
01:29:52,052 --> 01:29:55,014
And from what I understand,
this is not an isolated event.
1870
01:29:55,598 --> 01:29:57,392
So you let me know, Nora,
1871
01:29:57,475 --> 01:29:59,685
-and will go there as needed.
-Charlie?
1872
01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:01,896
Can I ask you,
1873
01:30:01,979 --> 01:30:03,898
how do you expect
to have more time with Henry
1874
01:30:03,981 --> 01:30:06,358
when you don't exercise the time
you already have?
1875
01:30:06,442 --> 01:30:08,653
And exercise it responsibly?
1876
01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:12,072
On a recent visit to Los Angeles,
1877
01:30:12,156 --> 01:30:14,784
after failing to call, text,
1878
01:30:14,867 --> 01:30:17,286
communicate in any way, shape, or form,
1879
01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:19,747
Charlie finally arrived two hours late
to pick up Henry
1880
01:30:19,830 --> 01:30:20,915
at Nicole's mother's house.
1881
01:30:20,998 --> 01:30:22,875
At that point, the car seat,
1882
01:30:22,958 --> 01:30:26,712
which he had assured Nicole
had been professionally installed,
1883
01:30:26,796 --> 01:30:28,255
was clearly not even belted in.
1884
01:30:28,339 --> 01:30:31,092
-It was sitting in the back seat.
-You have to buckle in the car seat.
1885
01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:32,176
-It's the law.
-I know that.
1886
01:30:32,259 --> 01:30:34,428
-I thought the rental place did it.
-No, they can't do it. It's a liability.
1887
01:30:34,512 --> 01:30:36,764
I know that now.
Once we discovered that, we fixed it.
1888
01:30:36,847 --> 01:30:37,765
Counsel?
1889
01:30:38,766 --> 01:30:40,393
You can see my courtroom is full
1890
01:30:40,476 --> 01:30:44,022
and there are people who don't have
the resources your clients have,
1891
01:30:44,397 --> 01:30:47,608
and I'm fairly certain
you haven't exhausted, in good faith,
1892
01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:50,027
the arguments in the case of this child.
1893
01:30:50,110 --> 01:30:52,612
In the meantime,
we'll keep the status quo.
1894
01:30:52,697 --> 01:30:56,158
This remains an LA family
for the time being.
1895
01:30:56,576 --> 01:30:58,828
I took over this department recently,
1896
01:30:59,412 --> 01:31:02,165
and I'm still becoming acquainted
with the cases.
1897
01:31:02,247 --> 01:31:06,126
So I'm going to appoint
an expert evaluator
1898
01:31:06,627 --> 01:31:09,547
who knows much more
about young children than I do.
1899
01:31:10,214 --> 01:31:12,591
Once the evaluation is done,
1900
01:31:12,675 --> 01:31:15,303
we'll modify the orders where necessary.
1901
01:31:20,516 --> 01:31:21,434
Hey.
1902
01:31:22,101 --> 01:31:23,227
Hey, where's Henry?
1903
01:31:23,811 --> 01:31:25,980
He's with Cassie and her kids
at laser tag.
1904
01:31:27,231 --> 01:31:28,190
You want something to drink?
1905
01:31:28,273 --> 01:31:31,944
I have unfiltered tap water,
beer, and some juice boxes.
1906
01:31:32,403 --> 01:31:33,404
I'll take a juice box.
1907
01:31:39,577 --> 01:31:41,162
You don't have anything on the walls?
1908
01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:43,539
I don't have anything
except Henry's art,
1909
01:31:43,623 --> 01:31:44,790
which is being framed.
1910
01:31:44,874 --> 01:31:46,542
I can give you some stuff,
1911
01:31:46,626 --> 01:31:48,503
you know, till you get some things.
1912
01:31:49,169 --> 01:31:52,089
How about that great picture
of Henry on the Staten Island ferry?
1913
01:31:52,548 --> 01:31:53,508
Aren't you in that one?
1914
01:31:55,259 --> 01:31:56,886
I guess I... I guess you can cut me out.
1915
01:31:56,969 --> 01:31:59,346
I'm gonna have to leave a day early
to go to New York on the 22nd.
1916
01:31:59,430 --> 01:32:01,599
So I was wondering
if I could take Henry that Friday.
1917
01:32:02,141 --> 01:32:04,643
The 22nd, so that's the 21st?
1918
01:32:05,978 --> 01:32:07,396
We have plans, actually.
1919
01:32:07,480 --> 01:32:10,358
We're going to something at LACMA
with the cousins.
1920
01:32:11,025 --> 01:32:12,818
But could you change it
so I could take him?
1921
01:32:14,069 --> 01:32:15,487
It's just one night.
He's looking forward to it.
1922
01:32:15,571 --> 01:32:18,949
-Really?
-It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it.
1923
01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:20,451
Okay, fine.
1924
01:32:21,744 --> 01:32:22,703
But what?
1925
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,705
No, I'm just asking you to be flexible.
1926
01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:27,625
I am flexible. You come in and out
and I adjust based on your schedule.
1927
01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:30,670
-This one night we have tickets to--
-It's not only this one night, but fine.
1928
01:32:31,045 --> 01:32:32,755
Henry's teacher wants to meet with us.
1929
01:32:32,838 --> 01:32:34,298
You mean his LA teacher?
1930
01:32:34,465 --> 01:32:37,302
Can you answer the email
so we could set a time?
1931
01:32:37,677 --> 01:32:39,178
Yeah, I've been distracted.
1932
01:32:40,262 --> 01:32:41,263
I understand.
1933
01:32:41,806 --> 01:32:44,350
They just wanna rule out everything,
you know, with his reading.
1934
01:32:44,433 --> 01:32:47,561
I just think he's a little over-anxious.
I think he wants it too much.
1935
01:32:48,103 --> 01:32:50,105
They said he's off the charts in math.
1936
01:32:50,189 --> 01:32:52,357
He quits too easily
when things aren't easy for him.
1937
01:32:52,441 --> 01:32:54,109
You know, he's like us, he's stubborn.
1938
01:32:54,944 --> 01:32:58,197
He's still a lousy Monopoly player
'cause he tries to save all his money.
1939
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:04,704
So...
1940
01:33:05,788 --> 01:33:07,289
I thought we should talk.
1941
01:33:08,541 --> 01:33:10,501
I feel like maybe things
have gone too far.
1942
01:33:11,418 --> 01:33:14,838
I mean, my mom's taking out a loan
against the house to help me pay Nora.
1943
01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:16,173
I thought I paid Nora.
1944
01:33:16,256 --> 01:33:17,967
You pay 30 percent of Nora.
1945
01:33:18,092 --> 01:33:20,594
Well, I'm going broke too,
if that's any help.
1946
01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:22,763
I've just agreed
to direct two shitty plays,
1947
01:33:22,847 --> 01:33:25,140
and we can forget putting anything away
for Henry's college.
1948
01:33:25,641 --> 01:33:29,103
It's just that up until now, we've been
able to keep Henry somewhat removed,
1949
01:33:29,186 --> 01:33:30,395
and this will change that.
1950
01:33:31,939 --> 01:33:32,898
We have to protect him.
1951
01:33:32,982 --> 01:33:33,899
I agree.
1952
01:33:33,983 --> 01:33:37,277
Nora says that the evaluator
will come into our homes,
1953
01:33:37,361 --> 01:33:39,989
they're gonna interview Henry
in addition to us,
1954
01:33:40,072 --> 01:33:43,117
our friends, family, enemies,
1955
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:46,495
and then they'll observe us with him,
how we are as parents.
1956
01:33:46,579 --> 01:33:48,164
-Sounds awful.
-I know.
1957
01:33:48,664 --> 01:33:52,084
I feel like if anybody observed me on any
given day as a mom, I'd never get custody.
1958
01:33:54,545 --> 01:33:55,463
That was a joke.
1959
01:33:56,130 --> 01:33:58,298
-I know. I feel the same way.
-Right.
1960
01:33:58,382 --> 01:33:59,299
So...
1961
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:02,887
Maybe we can figure
something out between us.
1962
01:34:03,387 --> 01:34:05,555
You remember I said this to you
at the beginning?
1963
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,850
I know you did,
but these are different circumstances.
1964
01:34:07,933 --> 01:34:09,769
I was anticipating these circumstances.
1965
01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:12,563
Anyway, shall we try this?
1966
01:34:12,647 --> 01:34:13,481
Okay.
1967
01:34:28,162 --> 01:34:29,163
I don't know how to start.
1968
01:34:31,707 --> 01:34:34,168
Do you understand why I wanna stay in LA?
1969
01:34:34,251 --> 01:34:35,085
No.
1970
01:34:35,210 --> 01:34:36,545
Well... that's not...
1971
01:34:36,629 --> 01:34:39,174
Charlie, that's not a useful way
for us to start.
1972
01:34:39,256 --> 01:34:40,340
I don't understand it.
1973
01:34:42,259 --> 01:34:45,054
You don't remember promising
that we could do time here?
1974
01:34:45,137 --> 01:34:46,180
We discussed things.
1975
01:34:46,555 --> 01:34:48,098
We were married, we said things.
1976
01:34:48,182 --> 01:34:49,809
We talked about moving to Europe.
1977
01:34:49,892 --> 01:34:51,101
About getting a...
1978
01:34:52,227 --> 01:34:54,396
sideboard or what do you call it?
1979
01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:57,024
A credenza, to fill the empty space
behind the couch.
1980
01:34:57,107 --> 01:34:58,233
We never did any of it.
1981
01:34:58,317 --> 01:35:00,110
You turned down
the residency at the Geffen
1982
01:35:00,194 --> 01:35:02,279
that would've brought us here for a year.
1983
01:35:02,362 --> 01:35:03,697
It wasn't something I wanted.
1984
01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:06,534
We had a great theater company
and a great life where we were.
1985
01:35:06,617 --> 01:35:08,077
You call that a great life?
1986
01:35:08,160 --> 01:35:09,161
You know what I mean.
1987
01:35:09,244 --> 01:35:11,956
I don't mean we had a great marriage.
I mean life in Brooklyn.
1988
01:35:12,832 --> 01:35:13,749
Professionally.
1989
01:35:14,166 --> 01:35:16,877
I don't know. Honestly,
I never considered anything different.
1990
01:35:16,961 --> 01:35:18,629
Well, that's the problem, isn't it?
1991
01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:21,674
I mean, I was your wife.
You should've considered my happiness too.
1992
01:35:21,757 --> 01:35:25,428
Come on, you were happy.
You've just decided you weren't now.
1993
01:35:26,804 --> 01:35:27,805
Okay.
1994
01:35:29,139 --> 01:35:30,099
Let's--
1995
01:35:30,766 --> 01:35:33,603
My work is here now, my family is here.
1996
01:35:33,686 --> 01:35:36,564
And I agreed to put Henry in school here
because your show went to series.
1997
01:35:36,647 --> 01:35:39,859
I did that knowing that when you were done
shooting, he would come back to New York.
1998
01:35:39,942 --> 01:35:40,776
Honey, we never said that.
1999
01:35:40,860 --> 01:35:43,195
That may have been your assumption,
but we never said that.
2000
01:35:43,278 --> 01:35:44,321
We did say it.
2001
01:35:44,655 --> 01:35:45,990
When did we say it?
2002
01:35:46,073 --> 01:35:48,408
I don't know when we said it,
but we said it.
2003
01:35:48,492 --> 01:35:51,370
-We said it that time on the phone!
-Honey, let me finish. Sorry.
2004
01:35:51,453 --> 01:35:52,746
I keeps saying that.
2005
01:35:52,830 --> 01:35:55,791
I thought that if Henry was happy here,
2006
01:35:55,875 --> 01:35:58,628
and my show continued,
that we might do LA for a while.
2007
01:35:58,711 --> 01:36:00,921
I was not privy to that thought process.
2008
01:36:01,463 --> 01:36:04,424
The only reason we didn't live here
is because you can't imagine desires
2009
01:36:04,508 --> 01:36:06,968
other than your own,
unless they're forced on you.
2010
01:36:07,052 --> 01:36:10,014
Okay, you wish you hadn't married me,
you wish you'd had a different life,
2011
01:36:10,097 --> 01:36:11,348
but this is what happened.
2012
01:36:12,557 --> 01:36:14,017
-So what do we do?
-I don't know.
2013
01:36:16,228 --> 01:36:18,105
Nora says
there's no coming back from this.
2014
01:36:18,188 --> 01:36:19,064
Fuck Nora!
2015
01:36:19,148 --> 01:36:21,734
I hate fucking Nora telling me
I always lived in LA
2016
01:36:21,817 --> 01:36:23,569
even though I never lived in LA.
2017
01:36:24,486 --> 01:36:26,405
How could you have her
say those things about me?
2018
01:36:26,488 --> 01:36:28,157
Jay said them about me too.
2019
01:36:28,824 --> 01:36:30,200
You shouldn't have fired Bert.
2020
01:36:30,284 --> 01:36:31,535
I needed my own asshole.
2021
01:36:33,162 --> 01:36:37,207
Let's just both agree both of our lawyers
said shitty stuff about both of us.
2022
01:36:37,291 --> 01:36:38,292
Nora was worse.
2023
01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:40,085
Jay called me an alcoholic.
2024
01:36:40,169 --> 01:36:42,797
You pulled the rug out from under me
and you’re putting me through hell.
2025
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,590
You put me through hell
during our marriage.
2026
01:36:44,673 --> 01:36:45,924
Oh, is that what that was, hell?
2027
01:36:46,008 --> 01:36:47,885
Now you'll put Henry
through this horrible thing
2028
01:36:47,968 --> 01:36:49,554
so you can yet again get what you want!
2029
01:36:49,636 --> 01:36:53,014
It's not what I want. I mean,
it's what I want, but it's what was...
2030
01:36:53,682 --> 01:36:54,849
was...
2031
01:36:54,934 --> 01:36:56,060
what's best for him.
2032
01:36:56,143 --> 01:36:58,353
Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd
get around to Henry
2033
01:36:58,437 --> 01:36:59,688
and what he actually wants.
2034
01:36:59,772 --> 01:37:00,731
Fuck off!
2035
01:37:00,815 --> 01:37:02,149
No, you fuck off!
2036
01:37:02,232 --> 01:37:04,193
If you'd listen to your son, or anyone,
2037
01:37:04,276 --> 01:37:05,945
then he’d tell you
that he’d rather live here!
2038
01:37:06,028 --> 01:37:07,822
Stop putting your feelings about me
onto Henry.
2039
01:37:07,905 --> 01:37:09,449
He tells me he likes it better here.
2040
01:37:09,531 --> 01:37:11,616
He tells you because he knows
it's what you wanna hear!
2041
01:37:11,700 --> 01:37:14,453
He tells me you're on the phone all
the time. You don't even play with him.
2042
01:37:14,536 --> 01:37:17,664
Because I'm going through a divorce in LA
and trying to direct a play in New York!
2043
01:37:17,748 --> 01:37:21,001
Which closed because I wasn't there.
It was a huge opportunity...
2044
01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:22,753
Fighting for something
you don't even want!
2045
01:37:24,296 --> 01:37:25,923
You're being so much like your father.
2046
01:37:26,924 --> 01:37:28,258
Do not compare me to my father!
2047
01:37:28,342 --> 01:37:30,760
I didn't compare you to him.
I said you were acting like him.
2048
01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:32,096
You're exactly like your mother.
2049
01:37:32,179 --> 01:37:33,848
Everything you were complaining about her,
you’re doing.
2050
01:37:33,931 --> 01:37:35,307
You're suffocating Henry.
2051
01:37:35,390 --> 01:37:37,601
First of all, I love my mother.
She was wonderful mother.
2052
01:37:37,684 --> 01:37:38,935
I'm just repeating what you told me.
2053
01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:42,481
Secondly, how dare you
compare my mothering to my mother!
2054
01:37:42,564 --> 01:37:45,484
I may be like my father,
but I am not like my mother!
2055
01:37:45,567 --> 01:37:48,278
You are! And you're like my father!
2056
01:37:48,362 --> 01:37:49,779
You're also like my mother!
2057
01:37:49,864 --> 01:37:51,991
You're all the bad things
about all of these people!
2058
01:37:52,449 --> 01:37:53,700
But mostly your mother.
2059
01:37:53,784 --> 01:37:56,120
When we'd lie in bed together,
sometimes I would look at you
2060
01:37:56,203 --> 01:37:57,913
and see her and just feel so gross!
2061
01:37:57,997 --> 01:38:00,708
-I felt repulsed when you touched me!
-You're a slob.
2062
01:38:00,791 --> 01:38:03,628
-I made the beds, closed cabinets...
-The thought of having sex with you...
2063
01:38:03,752 --> 01:38:05,795
makes me wanna peel my skin off.
2064
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:08,257
You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere.
2065
01:38:08,340 --> 01:38:10,885
You'll think you found
some better opposite guy than me,
2066
01:38:10,968 --> 01:38:13,345
and in a few years,
you'll rebel against him
2067
01:38:13,428 --> 01:38:16,473
because you need to have your voice,
but you don't want a voice.
2068
01:38:16,556 --> 01:38:18,850
You just wanna fucking complain
about not having a voice!
2069
01:38:18,934 --> 01:38:22,187
I think about being married to you,
and that woman is a stranger to me.
2070
01:38:22,729 --> 01:38:25,189
-I mean, we had a child's marriage.
-You've regressed.
2071
01:38:25,274 --> 01:38:27,902
You've gone back to your life
before you met me, it's pathetic.
2072
01:38:27,985 --> 01:38:31,947
People used to tell me that you were
too selfish to be a great artist.
2073
01:38:32,031 --> 01:38:33,658
And I used to defend you.
2074
01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:35,116
They were absolutely right.
2075
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:37,912
All your best acting is behind you.
You're back to being a hack!
2076
01:38:37,995 --> 01:38:41,165
You gaslighted me!
You're a fucking villain!
2077
01:38:41,248 --> 01:38:44,709
You want to present yourself as a victim
because it's a good legal strategy?
2078
01:38:44,793 --> 01:38:46,420
Fine, but you and I both know
2079
01:38:46,503 --> 01:38:47,879
you chose this life!
2080
01:38:48,505 --> 01:38:50,424
You wanted it until you didn't!
2081
01:38:51,466 --> 01:38:53,593
You used me so you could get out of LA.
2082
01:38:53,677 --> 01:38:54,719
I didn't use you.
2083
01:38:54,803 --> 01:38:57,096
You did and then you blamed me for it!
2084
01:38:57,389 --> 01:38:59,724
You always made me aware
of what I was doing wrong,
2085
01:38:59,808 --> 01:39:01,100
how I was falling short!
2086
01:39:01,185 --> 01:39:02,895
Life with you was joyless!
2087
01:39:02,978 --> 01:39:05,523
What, so then you had to go
and fuck someone else?
2088
01:39:05,605 --> 01:39:07,191
You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her!
2089
01:39:07,274 --> 01:39:09,151
You should be upset
that I had a laugh with her!
2090
01:39:09,234 --> 01:39:10,069
Do you love her?
2091
01:39:10,152 --> 01:39:11,486
No.
2092
01:39:11,570 --> 01:39:12,779
But she didn't hate me.
2093
01:39:12,863 --> 01:39:13,948
You hated me.
2094
01:39:14,031 --> 01:39:15,240
You hated me.
2095
01:39:15,324 --> 01:39:16,951
You fucked somebody we worked with.
2096
01:39:17,034 --> 01:39:19,494
You stopped having sex with me
in the last year.
2097
01:39:19,578 --> 01:39:21,079
I never cheated on you.
2098
01:39:21,163 --> 01:39:22,247
That was cheating on me!
2099
01:39:22,331 --> 01:39:24,374
But there was so much I could have done.
2100
01:39:24,458 --> 01:39:27,169
I was a director in my 20s
who came from nothing
2101
01:39:27,252 --> 01:39:30,339
and was suddenly on the cover
of fucking Time Out New York!
2102
01:39:30,422 --> 01:39:33,300
I was hot shit and I wanted
to fuck everybody and I didn't.
2103
01:39:33,383 --> 01:39:35,719
And I loved you
and I didn't wanna lose you.
2104
01:39:35,802 --> 01:39:38,638
But I'm in my 20s
and I didn't wanna lose that too,
2105
01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:40,181
and I kinda did!
2106
01:39:40,557 --> 01:39:43,102
And you wanted so much so fast.
2107
01:39:43,185 --> 01:39:44,895
I didn't even wanna get married.
2108
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:46,438
I mean, fuck it!
2109
01:39:46,855 --> 01:39:48,648
There's so much I didn't do.
2110
01:39:49,399 --> 01:39:51,276
-Thanks for that!
-You're welcome!
2111
01:39:51,360 --> 01:39:54,613
I can't believe
I have to know you forever!
2112
01:39:54,696 --> 01:39:56,698
Oh, you're fucking insane!
2113
01:39:57,449 --> 01:39:59,701
And you're fucking winning!
2114
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:01,912
Are you kidding me?
2115
01:40:02,579 --> 01:40:04,123
I wanted to be married.
2116
01:40:04,748 --> 01:40:05,999
I'd already lost!
2117
01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:08,793
You didn't love me as much as I loved you!
2118
01:40:10,795 --> 01:40:12,339
What does that have to do with LA?
2119
01:40:14,674 --> 01:40:15,509
What?
2120
01:40:15,592 --> 01:40:19,095
You're so merged
with your own selfishness,
2121
01:40:19,179 --> 01:40:22,307
you don't even identify it
as selfishness anymore!
2122
01:40:22,641 --> 01:40:24,851
You're such a dick!
2123
01:40:24,935 --> 01:40:27,730
Every day I wake up
and I hope you're dead!
2124
01:40:27,812 --> 01:40:30,774
Dead like... if I could guarantee
Henry would be okay,
2125
01:40:30,857 --> 01:40:32,401
I'd hope you'd get an illness
2126
01:40:32,484 --> 01:40:34,611
and then get hit by a car and die!
2127
01:40:54,756 --> 01:40:56,466
Oh, God!
2128
01:41:06,268 --> 01:41:07,227
I'm sorry.
2129
01:41:09,146 --> 01:41:10,105
Me too.
2130
01:41:36,548 --> 01:41:38,342
Okay, no, we can make this nice.
2131
01:41:39,509 --> 01:41:42,221
I would take the smaller plants
and put them by the window.
2132
01:41:42,846 --> 01:41:44,806
And do you have things
we can put on the walls?
2133
01:42:05,410 --> 01:42:07,246
All right, that's it. Thank you very much.
2134
01:42:07,329 --> 01:42:10,916
We miss you and it looks great, really.
Let us know how it goes, okay?
2135
01:42:10,999 --> 01:42:13,417
All right. I'll see you guys on Monday.
2136
01:42:13,835 --> 01:42:15,920
-Love you.
-All right, love you too. Bye.
2137
01:42:40,987 --> 01:42:43,239
Why do we have so many plants
all of a sudden?
2138
01:42:43,323 --> 01:42:45,534
We'll have to return some of that stuff,
so don't get used to it.
2139
01:42:45,617 --> 01:42:47,827
I find plants kind of scary.
2140
01:42:47,911 --> 01:42:49,037
These plants are good guys.
2141
01:42:50,289 --> 01:42:51,874
Hey, come here.
2142
01:42:54,459 --> 01:42:55,335
Yeah?
2143
01:42:57,045 --> 01:42:58,838
Tomorrow, this woman is going to come
2144
01:42:58,922 --> 01:43:00,256
and visit us...
2145
01:43:01,300 --> 01:43:03,510
and be with us while we eat dinner.
2146
01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:06,179
-Is it your girlfriend?
-No.
2147
01:43:06,263 --> 01:43:08,974
-Is it Mommy's boyfriend?
-No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend?
2148
01:43:09,057 --> 01:43:11,142
I don't know. Does she?
2149
01:43:11,226 --> 01:43:12,186
I don't know.
2150
01:43:12,811 --> 01:43:13,645
I don't know.
2151
01:43:15,063 --> 01:43:16,690
Why is someone watching us eat dinner?
2152
01:43:16,773 --> 01:43:18,149
I know, it's weird.
2153
01:43:18,942 --> 01:43:20,527
It's just something we have to do.
2154
01:43:21,069 --> 01:43:22,570
Which has to do with...
2155
01:43:23,155 --> 01:43:25,324
Mommy and me figuring out everything...
2156
01:43:26,325 --> 01:43:27,534
and how we're gonna be.
2157
01:43:30,370 --> 01:43:31,205
You know?
2158
01:43:32,497 --> 01:43:33,707
Will you read to me?
2159
01:43:34,874 --> 01:43:36,084
Sure. Grab your book.
2160
01:43:37,211 --> 01:43:38,670
Do you use drugs or alcohol?
2161
01:43:39,463 --> 01:43:40,464
I drink alcohol.
2162
01:43:41,089 --> 01:43:42,506
How much alcohol do you drink?
2163
01:43:45,427 --> 01:43:47,387
I don't know, glass of wine with dinner.
2164
01:43:47,846 --> 01:43:48,805
Sometimes more.
2165
01:43:48,888 --> 01:43:49,848
How much more?
2166
01:43:51,683 --> 01:43:53,393
It's-- Sometimes a...
2167
01:43:54,060 --> 01:43:54,894
few...
2168
01:43:55,562 --> 01:43:58,982
I... sometimes split a bottle of wine
with someone.
2169
01:43:59,065 --> 01:44:00,942
-Okay, who do you split it with?
-I mean...
2170
01:44:01,025 --> 01:44:04,696
if I'm having dinner with someone
and we order a bottle of wine.
2171
01:44:04,779 --> 01:44:06,615
-Okay.
-You know, like at a restaurant.
2172
01:44:07,031 --> 01:44:10,869
When you say, "Do you wanna go
by the glass or do we get a bottle?"
2173
01:44:11,786 --> 01:44:12,746
You get a bottle?
2174
01:44:13,330 --> 01:44:14,539
Well, sometimes.
2175
01:44:15,123 --> 01:44:18,167
But... I mean,
sometimes I go by the glass.
2176
01:44:18,877 --> 01:44:20,044
You know, it depends.
2177
01:44:24,549 --> 01:44:27,636
Did you mean drugs ever?
I have done drugs.
2178
01:44:29,095 --> 01:44:30,096
In college.
2179
01:44:31,265 --> 01:44:33,475
-Anything since you've been--
-I don't do it regularly.
2180
01:44:33,933 --> 01:44:35,434
Anything since you've been a mother?
2181
01:44:38,021 --> 01:44:39,313
Pot a few times.
2182
01:44:40,399 --> 01:44:43,318
Coke once at a party.
Henry wasn't with me.
2183
01:44:45,862 --> 01:44:48,823
What would you say
are your strengths as a parent?
2184
01:44:56,998 --> 01:44:57,957
I listen.
2185
01:44:59,376 --> 01:45:00,252
I play.
2186
01:45:02,712 --> 01:45:05,257
I put in the time. I...
2187
01:45:05,965 --> 01:45:06,800
love...
2188
01:45:07,842 --> 01:45:09,428
taking care of him...
2189
01:45:10,178 --> 01:45:11,721
watching him grow.
2190
01:45:13,848 --> 01:45:14,891
And sometimes...
2191
01:45:15,475 --> 01:45:19,146
what they say about "it goes so fast"
is true, but...
2192
01:45:20,730 --> 01:45:21,815
sometimes it's not.
2193
01:45:22,232 --> 01:45:24,902
Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly.
2194
01:45:26,236 --> 01:45:27,612
What are your weaknesses?
2195
01:45:30,782 --> 01:45:32,283
I'm too precise.
2196
01:45:32,367 --> 01:45:33,452
I care too much.
2197
01:45:34,286 --> 01:45:35,454
Are those weaknesses?
2198
01:45:38,164 --> 01:45:39,123
Maybe not.
2199
01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:44,839
You know, he can be an asshole and...
2200
01:45:45,755 --> 01:45:48,383
I can get really pissed off
and I'll call him on being an asshole--
2201
01:45:48,467 --> 01:45:49,718
I'm gonna stop you there.
2202
01:45:50,176 --> 01:45:52,303
When you do this for real,
don't ever say that.
2203
01:45:52,387 --> 01:45:54,556
People don't accept mothers
who drink too much wine
2204
01:45:54,639 --> 01:45:56,725
and yell at their child
and call him an asshole.
2205
01:45:56,808 --> 01:45:58,226
I get it. I do it too.
2206
01:45:58,935 --> 01:46:01,062
We can accept an imperfect dad.
2207
01:46:01,145 --> 01:46:05,399
Let's face it, the idea of a good father
was only invented like 30 years ago.
2208
01:46:06,067 --> 01:46:08,945
Before that,
fathers were expected to be silent
2209
01:46:09,028 --> 01:46:12,949
and absent and unreliable and selfish,
2210
01:46:13,032 --> 01:46:15,118
and can all say
we want them to be different.
2211
01:46:15,869 --> 01:46:18,872
But on some basic level, we accept them.
2212
01:46:18,955 --> 01:46:20,957
We love them for their fallibilities,
2213
01:46:21,040 --> 01:46:24,919
but people absolutely don't accept
those same failings in mothers.
2214
01:46:25,003 --> 01:46:28,047
We don't accept it structurally
and we don't accept it spiritually.
2215
01:46:28,131 --> 01:46:31,760
Because the basis
of our Judeo-Christian whatever
2216
01:46:31,843 --> 01:46:33,928
is Mary, Mother of Jesus,
2217
01:46:34,012 --> 01:46:35,513
and she's perfect.
2218
01:46:35,597 --> 01:46:38,142
She's a virgin who gives birth,
2219
01:46:38,683 --> 01:46:40,935
unwaveringly supports her child
2220
01:46:41,019 --> 01:46:43,229
and holds his dead body when he's gone.
2221
01:46:43,813 --> 01:46:46,858
And the dad isn't there.
He didn't even do the fucking.
2222
01:46:46,941 --> 01:46:47,984
God is in Heaven.
2223
01:46:49,152 --> 01:46:51,070
God is the father
2224
01:46:51,154 --> 01:46:53,031
and God didn't show up.
2225
01:46:53,365 --> 01:46:57,369
So you have to be perfect and Charlie
can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter.
2226
01:46:58,537 --> 01:47:01,748
You will always be held
to a different higher standard.
2227
01:47:02,165 --> 01:47:05,293
And it's fucked up,
but that is the way it is.
2228
01:47:32,904 --> 01:47:35,907
I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz.
2229
01:47:35,990 --> 01:47:37,158
Hi. I'm Charlie Barber.
2230
01:47:37,826 --> 01:47:39,369
Henry's just playing in his room.
2231
01:47:41,037 --> 01:47:42,205
Nancy, can I get you anything?
2232
01:47:42,997 --> 01:47:45,458
I'm easy. A glass of water?
2233
01:47:54,718 --> 01:47:55,927
It's a new apartment.
2234
01:48:02,892 --> 01:48:04,185
Shall we go in here?
2235
01:48:04,268 --> 01:48:05,103
Sure.
2236
01:48:22,328 --> 01:48:25,206
What's a day like for the two of you here?
2237
01:48:25,832 --> 01:48:28,251
Well, if he has school,
I take him there, of course,
2238
01:48:28,334 --> 01:48:30,211
and pick him up, assuming I can do both.
2239
01:48:30,545 --> 01:48:32,506
What prevents you from picking him up?
2240
01:48:34,340 --> 01:48:35,508
You know, work.
2241
01:48:35,592 --> 01:48:37,552
I’m preparing a play
I’m directing in a few months.
2242
01:48:38,011 --> 01:48:39,387
Oh, what is that?
2243
01:48:39,596 --> 01:48:42,516
Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth.
2244
01:48:42,599 --> 01:48:44,434
We’re doing it at the Barrow in New York.
2245
01:48:44,518 --> 01:48:46,019
So you have to be away?
2246
01:48:46,102 --> 01:48:49,313
Yes, recently, since Nicole's
been working on the show in LA,
2247
01:48:49,397 --> 01:48:50,814
I come back and forth a lot.
2248
01:48:51,274 --> 01:48:52,942
-That sounds difficult.
-It is.
2249
01:48:53,985 --> 01:48:54,986
And expensive.
2250
01:48:55,069 --> 01:48:56,905
I'll try to take him
with me some of the time,
2251
01:48:56,988 --> 01:48:58,948
but Nicole doesn't like for him
to fly so much.
2252
01:48:59,032 --> 01:49:02,368
Well, that can be hard on the child,
all that recycled air.
2253
01:49:04,412 --> 01:49:05,829
Well, he's sturdy.
2254
01:49:06,414 --> 01:49:10,626
Some parents won't take their kids to
a restaurant because of these superbugs.
2255
01:49:14,839 --> 01:49:17,258
I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles,
2256
01:49:17,341 --> 01:49:18,426
you came on a Sunday
2257
01:49:18,510 --> 01:49:19,969
and left on a Thursday.
2258
01:49:20,053 --> 01:49:21,805
Why not stay for a weekend?
2259
01:49:22,305 --> 01:49:23,264
Oh...
2260
01:49:23,682 --> 01:49:27,311
that time I had tech
for Electra in New York.
2261
01:49:27,769 --> 01:49:28,895
What's that?
2262
01:49:29,813 --> 01:49:31,856
It was my Broadway debut.
2263
01:49:31,940 --> 01:49:33,983
Oh, I don't know what "tech" is.
2264
01:49:34,067 --> 01:49:37,528
It's the technical part of the production.
You figure out the lights.
2265
01:49:37,612 --> 01:49:39,823
-And Monday's our day off in the theater.
-What's a weekend day like?
2266
01:49:39,906 --> 01:49:42,576
Well, out here, he has basketball
on Saturday at 12:00.
2267
01:49:42,659 --> 01:49:43,785
Eleven, I'm sorry.
2268
01:49:43,868 --> 01:49:46,162
So we go there, and then afterwards...
2269
01:49:47,205 --> 01:49:50,499
maybe we'll get lunch somewhere
and then if there's a movie to see...
2270
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:52,501
Does he like basketball?
2271
01:49:52,711 --> 01:49:53,837
He does.
2272
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:57,215
His coach, Rick, says
he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that.
2273
01:49:57,674 --> 01:49:58,883
-Uh-huh.
-Ron.
2274
01:49:59,759 --> 01:50:01,636
Sorry, his coach's name is Ron.
2275
01:50:01,720 --> 01:50:03,305
Rick's his dentist in New York.
2276
01:50:03,387 --> 01:50:06,515
Well, you know our home home was...
is in New York.
2277
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:07,892
That's where we live.
2278
01:50:08,017 --> 01:50:10,144
New York is a long way from here.
2279
01:50:10,645 --> 01:50:12,439
Well, we like it because we can walk.
2280
01:50:12,522 --> 01:50:14,066
You can walk here.
2281
01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:15,399
Not really.
2282
01:50:15,483 --> 01:50:16,817
And the space...
2283
01:50:23,241 --> 01:50:24,658
Do you like your school?
2284
01:50:25,660 --> 01:50:26,495
I love it.
2285
01:50:26,953 --> 01:50:28,705
What's your favorite part about it?
2286
01:50:29,539 --> 01:50:30,624
I don't know.
2287
01:50:32,041 --> 01:50:32,876
Maybe gym.
2288
01:50:33,292 --> 01:50:34,418
You like math.
2289
01:50:35,754 --> 01:50:36,838
Not anymore.
2290
01:50:38,673 --> 01:50:39,966
-Thanks.
-You're welcome.
2291
01:50:40,049 --> 01:50:41,550
But you're getting really good at it.
2292
01:50:41,635 --> 01:50:42,469
No.
2293
01:50:43,553 --> 01:50:45,139
Well, you are, but...
2294
01:50:47,682 --> 01:50:50,059
What do you
and your dad like to do together?
2295
01:50:50,644 --> 01:50:53,438
When I'm at my dad's,
we sometimes watch a movie
2296
01:50:53,521 --> 01:50:55,022
or build a Lego or something.
2297
01:50:55,815 --> 01:50:57,692
My dad's a great Lego builder.
2298
01:50:58,109 --> 01:50:59,402
And at your mom's?
2299
01:51:00,194 --> 01:51:02,571
At home, I have most of my toys,
2300
01:51:02,656 --> 01:51:06,159
and there's a pool
and I have a tree house and jungle gym.
2301
01:51:07,911 --> 01:51:09,829
We have super secret treasure hunt,
2302
01:51:09,913 --> 01:51:11,330
which is really fun.
2303
01:51:12,874 --> 01:51:16,377
-Sweetheart?
-Army men ride in here and--
2304
01:51:16,460 --> 01:51:17,961
Wanna help me set the table?
2305
01:51:18,421 --> 01:51:19,588
Do I have to?
2306
01:51:19,673 --> 01:51:22,133
-Just come in here and grab a plate.
-I'm playing.
2307
01:51:22,216 --> 01:51:23,051
Henry?
2308
01:51:24,093 --> 01:51:25,679
Okay.
2309
01:51:26,470 --> 01:51:27,430
Fine.
2310
01:51:31,517 --> 01:51:33,352
-Why are you being like this?
-What?
2311
01:51:33,687 --> 01:51:35,314
If I ask you to help out, help out.
2312
01:51:35,396 --> 01:51:37,815
-What is this?
-A special meal.
2313
01:51:38,441 --> 01:51:40,026
What are the green things?
2314
01:51:40,401 --> 01:51:42,528
There aren’t green things
in a special meal.
2315
01:51:42,612 --> 01:51:43,738
It's just the garnish.
2316
01:51:44,906 --> 01:51:45,824
I'll take it off.
2317
01:51:46,825 --> 01:51:48,952
I don't wanna eat anything it touched.
2318
01:51:49,035 --> 01:51:52,622
-Doesn't change the taste of anything.
-I might wanna be a vegetarian.
2319
01:51:53,331 --> 01:51:54,540
Mom's a vegetarian.
2320
01:51:54,624 --> 01:51:56,000
Is she a vegetarian now?
2321
01:51:56,584 --> 01:51:58,377
-Yeah.
-Well, then you should like garnish.
2322
01:51:58,461 --> 01:52:00,338
It's all garnish, vegetarianism.
2323
01:52:02,423 --> 01:52:03,757
I'm done with my water.
2324
01:52:13,852 --> 01:52:15,228
Sure I can't get you anything?
2325
01:52:15,311 --> 01:52:17,021
No, I'm fine, thank you.
2326
01:52:19,565 --> 01:52:21,024
Do the thing with the knife.
2327
01:52:21,109 --> 01:52:22,861
No, I'm not...
2328
01:52:23,820 --> 01:52:24,654
No.
2329
01:52:25,613 --> 01:52:26,655
Come on.
2330
01:52:26,948 --> 01:52:28,032
It's not a dinner thing.
2331
01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:32,578
It's not an any time thing.
2332
01:52:33,079 --> 01:52:34,706
What's the thing with the knife?
2333
01:52:35,581 --> 01:52:36,832
It's hilarious.
2334
01:52:36,916 --> 01:52:39,377
No, it's dumb.
I have a small knife on my keychain.
2335
01:52:39,460 --> 01:52:40,753
Which is only for adults.
2336
01:52:42,421 --> 01:52:43,881
I do a thing with it sometimes.
2337
01:52:45,675 --> 01:52:47,261
You said I could get a knife.
2338
01:52:47,761 --> 01:52:49,513
A jackknife, yeah, when you're older.
2339
01:52:50,304 --> 01:52:51,222
Like ten.
2340
01:52:51,765 --> 01:52:53,182
No, like 20.
2341
01:52:53,808 --> 01:52:54,643
Yeah.
2342
01:53:00,148 --> 01:53:04,527
Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime...
2343
01:53:04,610 --> 01:53:06,612
Honey, stop guessing.
You're so close. Stay with it.
2344
01:53:06,696 --> 01:53:08,865
Well, I don't wanna do it.
2345
01:53:08,948 --> 01:53:10,199
What's the first letter?
2346
01:53:10,283 --> 01:53:12,368
I don't wanna do it.
Can I do the iPad?
2347
01:53:12,451 --> 01:53:13,911
No, look. What's the first letter?
2348
01:53:14,370 --> 01:53:16,539
-I don't want to.
-It's a T. What sound does T make?
2349
01:53:16,622 --> 01:53:18,832
-Tuh.
-Right. Then just do the rest of it.
2350
01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,459
Dime.
2351
01:53:21,377 --> 01:53:22,211
No.
2352
01:53:22,295 --> 01:53:24,588
You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that?
2353
01:53:27,759 --> 01:53:28,760
Time.
2354
01:53:29,260 --> 01:53:30,094
It's "time."
2355
01:53:31,470 --> 01:53:32,430
It's "time."
2356
01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:39,728
You'll see, honey.
One day it's just gonna click
2357
01:53:39,813 --> 01:53:41,105
and you'll be able to read everything.
2358
01:53:42,565 --> 01:53:43,774
I need a break.
2359
01:53:44,150 --> 01:53:45,944
Can I go play in my room?
2360
01:53:46,027 --> 01:53:46,861
Sure.
2361
01:53:49,238 --> 01:53:50,114
Hey.
2362
01:53:52,408 --> 01:53:53,242
Yeah?
2363
01:54:10,927 --> 01:54:12,637
Do you ever observe married people?
2364
01:54:12,720 --> 01:54:13,929
No. Why would I?
2365
01:54:14,722 --> 01:54:16,265
-I was kidding.
-Oh.
2366
01:54:27,986 --> 01:54:29,237
The knife thing is...
2367
01:54:29,487 --> 01:54:31,405
I carry this knife on my keychain,
2368
01:54:31,489 --> 01:54:33,032
which his mother got me actually.
2369
01:54:34,784 --> 01:54:37,329
And I do this thing for his mom
where I pretend to cut myself,
2370
01:54:37,411 --> 01:54:39,830
but I retract the blade,
but I don't do it with him.
2371
01:54:43,292 --> 01:54:44,127
Oh.
2372
01:54:45,586 --> 01:54:47,045
-That's fine.
-Are you okay?
2373
01:54:47,130 --> 01:54:49,548
Yeah, I must not have retracted
the blade all the way.
2374
01:54:49,632 --> 01:54:50,466
-Do you need--
-Yeah.
2375
01:54:52,468 --> 01:54:54,637
Yeah, no, it's fine.
2376
01:54:55,096 --> 01:54:56,347
What else can I tell you?
2377
01:54:57,598 --> 01:54:58,932
I think I have enough.
2378
01:54:59,017 --> 01:55:00,059
You have enough?
2379
01:55:00,643 --> 01:55:03,271
-Are you sure you're okay?
-Totally. I'm fine.
2380
01:55:04,397 --> 01:55:06,899
Well, I'll leave you guys for tonight.
2381
01:55:07,400 --> 01:55:08,359
Oh, okay.
2382
01:55:09,318 --> 01:55:12,321
I'll be in touch
if I have further questions.
2383
01:55:14,073 --> 01:55:15,324
Oh, thanks.
2384
01:55:17,118 --> 01:55:18,286
Oh, thanks.
2385
01:55:21,372 --> 01:55:23,499
Thanks. Thank you for the water.
2386
01:55:23,582 --> 01:55:26,127
-Oh, yeah, sure.
-Are you sure you're okay?
2387
01:55:26,210 --> 01:55:27,586
-Yeah.
-Okay.
2388
01:55:28,504 --> 01:55:29,755
-Bye-bye.
-Bye.
2389
01:55:34,718 --> 01:55:36,136
Oh. Sorry.
2390
01:55:37,555 --> 01:55:38,722
All right, let...
2391
01:55:41,517 --> 01:55:42,893
I think you turn the...
2392
01:55:47,231 --> 01:55:48,357
Sorry.
2393
01:55:48,441 --> 01:55:49,275
Okay.
2394
01:56:52,922 --> 01:56:54,132
Dad, are you okay?
2395
01:56:54,882 --> 01:56:56,216
Yeah, I'm just tired.
2396
01:57:13,442 --> 01:57:14,986
Dad, did she like us?
2397
01:57:17,113 --> 01:57:19,573
Yeah, she thought we were great.
2398
01:58:52,708 --> 01:58:54,042
-Come on.
-Guys, slow down.
2399
01:58:55,711 --> 01:58:56,920
So...
2400
01:58:57,004 --> 01:58:59,381
because Charlie dropped his claim
to New York,
2401
01:58:59,465 --> 01:59:00,716
we're mostly done.
2402
01:59:00,799 --> 01:59:04,512
Jay's lost interest,
Ted, his associate's, doing the paperwork.
2403
01:59:04,595 --> 01:59:06,430
And we're not taking any money, right?
2404
01:59:06,514 --> 01:59:08,599
We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur,
2405
01:59:08,682 --> 01:59:10,518
which I think
we could have gotten, by the way,
2406
01:59:10,934 --> 01:59:13,186
and they're not asking
for any of the show.
2407
01:59:14,272 --> 01:59:15,731
Thank you for everything, Nora.
2408
01:59:16,232 --> 01:59:17,441
You're welcome, doll.
2409
01:59:18,442 --> 01:59:20,153
To your new home in LA.
2410
01:59:25,449 --> 01:59:27,910
And whenever Charlie is in LA,
2411
01:59:27,993 --> 01:59:30,954
I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45.
2412
01:59:31,372 --> 01:59:34,208
So you'll have Henry an extra day
every two weeks.
2413
01:59:34,750 --> 01:59:36,084
I thought we made an equal.
2414
01:59:36,294 --> 01:59:38,087
I tweaked it at the last minute.
2415
01:59:38,171 --> 01:59:40,924
I just didn't want him
to be able to say he got 50/50,
2416
01:59:41,006 --> 01:59:42,424
bragging to his friends.
2417
01:59:42,925 --> 01:59:44,968
-But I don't wanna do that.
-Take it.
2418
01:59:45,386 --> 01:59:46,804
You won.
2419
02:00:12,871 --> 02:00:15,165
Hi. You look like a guy
who really cares about animals.
2420
02:00:15,249 --> 02:00:16,084
Nope.
2421
02:00:36,145 --> 02:00:37,480
Oh, my God!
2422
02:00:37,980 --> 02:00:38,814
-Hey.
-Hi.
2423
02:00:48,657 --> 02:00:49,992
You hear some guy screaming?
2424
02:00:54,372 --> 02:00:56,832
The couch was technically hers,
pre-marriage.
2425
02:00:56,915 --> 02:00:59,042
But, I mean, it was our couch.
2426
02:00:59,126 --> 02:01:00,585
It's not like
I was gonna buy another couch.
2427
02:01:00,669 --> 02:01:02,963
But then when it comes time to split,
it's suddenly her couch.
2428
02:01:03,046 --> 02:01:04,464
And I have no couch and...
2429
02:01:07,510 --> 02:01:09,637
I'm sitting on the floor
is the short version.
2430
02:01:12,306 --> 02:01:15,143
I'm sorry.
This is all so self-pitying and boring.
2431
02:01:15,226 --> 02:01:16,144
No, come on.
2432
02:01:16,227 --> 02:01:18,104
No, I'm so stupid. I'm sorry.
2433
02:01:18,187 --> 02:01:20,523
-Sounds really tough.
-No, it is sad.
2434
02:04:41,682 --> 02:04:42,516
Hello?
2435
02:04:52,818 --> 02:04:53,652
Hello?
2436
02:04:55,779 --> 02:04:57,823
Hi, sorry, the door was open.
2437
02:04:58,907 --> 02:05:00,075
Oh. Okay.
2438
02:05:02,160 --> 02:05:03,370
Whoa! Gotcha!
2439
02:05:05,456 --> 02:05:07,916
Charlie, oh!
2440
02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:09,543
Was your flight okay?
2441
02:05:09,627 --> 02:05:11,003
-Yeah.
-Carter.
2442
02:05:11,086 --> 02:05:12,170
Charlie.
2443
02:05:12,254 --> 02:05:13,296
Nicole's still at work.
2444
02:05:20,888 --> 02:05:22,222
-Hi.
-Hi.
2445
02:05:22,305 --> 02:05:23,223
Can I I get a hug?
2446
02:05:28,479 --> 02:05:29,980
Hey, how'd it go?
2447
02:05:30,063 --> 02:05:30,898
Good, yeah.
2448
02:05:30,981 --> 02:05:33,275
And Donny's dead now.
I shot the scene where--
2449
02:05:33,358 --> 02:05:35,277
-Henry's upstairs.
-She got an Emmy nomination.
2450
02:05:35,819 --> 02:05:38,113
-She's a great actress.
-No, for directing.
2451
02:05:39,782 --> 02:05:41,617
-Congratulations.
-Thanks.
2452
02:05:41,700 --> 02:05:44,119
Now I know what you were
so obsessed with all the time.
2453
02:05:44,912 --> 02:05:46,497
-We should get ready.
-Yeah.
2454
02:05:46,580 --> 02:05:47,873
Oh, we're the Beatles.
2455
02:05:47,956 --> 02:05:50,000
-Come on, Charlie.
-I didn't get a costume together.
2456
02:05:50,083 --> 02:05:52,210
-You could be George Martin.
-I don't need to be anyone.
2457
02:05:52,294 --> 02:05:54,379
-You've gotta be something.
-A ghost. I'll get you a sheet.
2458
02:05:54,463 --> 02:05:56,590
I have the album cover
if anyone needs to reference it.
2459
02:05:56,674 --> 02:05:58,175
And we should leave soon.
2460
02:05:58,258 --> 02:06:00,385
I'm saying that as much for me
as anyone else.
2461
02:06:00,469 --> 02:06:02,263
-Am I John or George?
-Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00.
2462
02:06:02,345 --> 02:06:03,931
You're George. Nicole is John.
2463
02:06:10,854 --> 02:06:13,816
I wanted to tell you
I took a residency at UCLA.
2464
02:06:15,358 --> 02:06:17,819
I’m gonna direct two plays
and rep at REDCAT.
2465
02:06:19,905 --> 02:06:20,739
Oh.
2466
02:06:21,740 --> 02:06:22,866
So I'll be here for a while.
2467
02:06:26,537 --> 02:06:27,413
That's great.
2468
02:06:30,666 --> 02:06:31,584
Are you okay?
2469
02:06:34,211 --> 02:06:35,045
Yeah.
2470
02:06:37,631 --> 02:06:38,716
It's only good.
2471
02:06:39,508 --> 02:06:40,551
Nicole?
2472
02:06:40,634 --> 02:06:42,678
Can you help me with my zipper?
2473
02:07:03,156 --> 02:07:06,869
"Charlie is incr..." something.
2474
02:07:07,494 --> 02:07:08,578
"...neat
2475
02:07:08,662 --> 02:07:12,082
and I rely on him
2476
02:07:12,541 --> 02:07:16,920
to keep things in order.
2477
02:07:17,921 --> 02:07:19,923
He is energy con..."
2478
02:07:21,049 --> 02:07:24,052
-I don't know what this word is.
-You're getting so good at reading.
2479
02:07:24,887 --> 02:07:26,013
What is that?
2480
02:07:28,015 --> 02:07:32,519
"He doesn't look in the mirror too often.
2481
02:07:32,978 --> 02:07:35,188
He cries easily
2482
02:07:35,606 --> 02:07:37,566
in movies.
2483
02:07:38,817 --> 02:07:41,278
He is very self-suf..."
2484
02:07:42,195 --> 02:07:43,238
Self-sufficient.
2485
02:07:44,823 --> 02:07:47,951
"He can darn a sock..."
2486
02:07:48,035 --> 02:07:50,453
That means sew, like a hole.
2487
02:07:51,121 --> 02:07:54,291
"...and cook himself dinner
2488
02:07:54,708 --> 02:07:57,503
and ur..."
2489
02:07:57,586 --> 02:07:58,712
Break it into two parts.
2490
02:07:59,129 --> 02:08:00,923
"...ur on."
2491
02:08:01,006 --> 02:08:02,883
Not "ur" but "ire."
2492
02:08:02,966 --> 02:08:04,051
Ire. on.
2493
02:08:04,134 --> 02:08:05,052
Iron.
2494
02:08:06,887 --> 02:08:08,138
"...a shirt.
2495
02:08:10,015 --> 02:08:13,351
He rarely gets defeated
2496
02:08:13,644 --> 02:08:16,063
which I fell...
2497
02:08:17,355 --> 02:08:20,692
feel like I always do.
2498
02:08:21,902 --> 02:08:25,197
Charlie takes all of my moods steadily.
2499
02:08:25,781 --> 02:08:28,033
He doesn't give in to them
2500
02:08:28,283 --> 02:08:30,702
or make me feel bad about them.
2501
02:08:31,536 --> 02:08:33,871
He's a great dresser
and never looks em..."
2502
02:08:34,372 --> 02:08:36,458
-I don't know this one.
-Embarrassing.
2503
02:08:37,292 --> 02:08:38,335
"...embarrassing,
2504
02:08:38,752 --> 02:08:42,089
which is hard for a man."
2505
02:08:43,090 --> 02:08:44,132
You read it now.
2506
02:08:46,426 --> 02:08:47,844
"He's very competitive.
2507
02:08:49,012 --> 02:08:50,723
He loves being a dad.
2508
02:08:51,849 --> 02:08:54,059
He loves all the things
you're supposed to hate,
2509
02:08:54,517 --> 02:08:55,893
like the tantrums,
2510
02:08:56,519 --> 02:08:57,895
the waking up at night.
2511
02:08:58,480 --> 02:09:01,149
It's almost annoying
how much he likes it,
2512
02:09:01,483 --> 02:09:02,900
but then it's mostly nice.
2513
02:09:04,069 --> 02:09:05,988
He disappears into his own world.
2514
02:09:06,113 --> 02:09:08,115
He and Henry are alike that way.
2515
02:09:09,783 --> 02:09:10,951
He can tell
2516
02:09:11,326 --> 02:09:14,121
people they have food in their teeth
2517
02:09:14,830 --> 02:09:17,666
or on their face in a way
that doesn't make them feel bad.
2518
02:09:18,709 --> 02:09:20,043
Charlie is self-made.
2519
02:09:20,418 --> 02:09:22,879
His parents, I only met them once,
2520
02:09:22,963 --> 02:09:25,716
but he told me
there was a lot of alcohol...
2521
02:09:29,386 --> 02:09:31,846
He moved to New York from Indiana
2522
02:09:32,430 --> 02:09:33,640
with no safety net,
2523
02:09:33,724 --> 02:09:36,352
and now he's more New Yorker
than any New Yorker.
2524
02:09:37,227 --> 02:09:40,188
He's brilliant at creating family
out of whoever is around.
2525
02:09:40,605 --> 02:09:41,939
With the theater company...
2526
02:09:42,816 --> 02:09:44,317
he casts a spell...
2527
02:09:44,943 --> 02:09:47,404
that made everyone feel included.
2528
02:09:47,946 --> 02:09:50,783
No one, not even an intern,
was unimportant."
2529
02:09:52,117 --> 02:09:53,160
What's an intern?
2530
02:09:53,994 --> 02:09:55,078
It's like a...
2531
02:09:55,746 --> 02:09:57,498
helper, but who isn't paid.
2532
02:09:57,580 --> 02:09:58,831
Why aren't they paid?
2533
02:10:00,042 --> 02:10:01,752
They're young, they're learning.
2534
02:10:03,295 --> 02:10:05,839
I don't know, maybe if they do a good job,
they get paid later.
2535
02:10:06,381 --> 02:10:07,632
Okay, keep going.
2536
02:10:08,967 --> 02:10:12,846
"He could remember all the inside jokes,
he's extremely organized and thorough,
2537
02:10:13,096 --> 02:10:16,474
he's very clear about what he wants,
unlike me who can't always tell.
2538
02:10:17,059 --> 02:10:20,103
I fell in love with him
two seconds after I saw him.
2539
02:10:43,836 --> 02:10:45,295
And I'll never stop loving him,
2540
02:10:45,754 --> 02:10:47,673
even though
it doesn't make sense anymore."
2541
02:11:02,104 --> 02:11:03,689
See you. Good to see you again.
2542
02:11:03,772 --> 02:11:04,773
Good seeing you too.
2543
02:11:04,857 --> 02:11:06,442
-Oh, Charlie!
-G-ma.
2544
02:11:06,524 --> 02:11:08,025
I'm so happy you came.
2545
02:11:08,651 --> 02:11:10,195
I'll email you that article.
2546
02:11:10,278 --> 02:11:12,280
-Yes, please do. Thank you.
-Yeah.
2547
02:11:12,364 --> 02:11:13,323
Take care.
2548
02:11:17,744 --> 02:11:20,288
We were gonna bring him to dinner,
but he's so wiped out.
2549
02:11:20,831 --> 02:11:21,915
You wanna take him?
2550
02:11:23,375 --> 02:11:25,377
-It's your night.
-I know.
2551
02:11:25,460 --> 02:11:26,544
-Yeah.
-Good.
2552
02:11:26,628 --> 02:11:27,837
-I'll drop him back in the morning.
-Yeah.
2553
02:11:27,921 --> 02:11:29,507
Text me when you're up.
We'll figure something out.
2554
02:11:29,589 --> 02:11:31,133
You're gonna go with your dad, okay?
2555
02:11:31,508 --> 02:11:32,759
-Okay.
-Yeah?
2556
02:11:44,687 --> 02:11:45,605
I love you.
2557
02:11:46,189 --> 02:11:47,315
I love you too.
2558
02:11:53,196 --> 02:11:54,031
Oh, hey.
2559
02:12:06,126 --> 02:12:07,169
Thanks.