1 00:00:14,291 --> 00:00:15,833 [reflective music plays] 2 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:24,166 [Charlie] What I love about Nicole... 3 00:00:24,833 --> 00:00:28,250 she makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things. 4 00:00:29,416 --> 00:00:31,041 Hey, you look like you care about animals. 5 00:00:31,125 --> 00:00:31,958 Yes, I do. 6 00:00:32,041 --> 00:00:34,291 [Charlie] She really listens when someone is talking. 7 00:00:34,375 --> 00:00:36,416 -Do you want to sign up here? -You know what? I... 8 00:00:36,500 --> 00:00:39,666 It's funny, I actually signed up for this but I never heard from you guys. 9 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,291 [Charlie] Sometimes she listens too much for too long. 10 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,666 Okay, if you email me here-- 11 00:00:43,750 --> 00:00:46,000 -Thank you so much. Have a good day. -Good luck. 12 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:47,583 [Charlie] She's a good citizen. 13 00:00:48,541 --> 00:00:50,166 -Just call him. -[Charlie] I'm not calling. 14 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:53,875 She always knows the right thing to do when it comes to difficult family shit. 15 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:54,958 Call him. 16 00:00:58,833 --> 00:01:00,208 [Charlie] I get stuck in my ways, 17 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:03,333 and she knows when to push me and when to leave me alone. 18 00:01:07,250 --> 00:01:08,750 She cuts all our hair. 19 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,583 Yeah! 20 00:01:20,666 --> 00:01:22,250 She's always inexplicably 21 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:24,833 brewing a cup of tea that she doesn't drink. 22 00:01:29,666 --> 00:01:32,500 And it's not easy for her to put away a sock, or close a cabinet, 23 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:35,000 or do a dish, but she tries for me. 24 00:01:36,125 --> 00:01:40,833 Nicole grew up in LA around actors, and directors, and movies, and TV, 25 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:43,208 and is very close to her mother, Sandra, 26 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:44,916 and Cassie, her sister. 27 00:01:46,375 --> 00:01:48,500 -[Charlie] Hmm. -[Nicole] Note the wrapping. 28 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,708 [blowing] 29 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,958 -[laughing] -[Charlie] Nicole gives great presents. 30 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,791 Uh... [blows] 31 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:07,000 -[shrieks] -[laughs] 32 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,708 [Charlie] She is a mother who plays, really plays. 33 00:02:09,791 --> 00:02:11,000 -Lizard? -Yeah. 34 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,791 [Charlie] She never steps off playing 35 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:15,083 or says it's too much. 36 00:02:15,541 --> 00:02:18,458 -Mom. -And it must be too much some of the time. 37 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,125 "...chopped down a Christmas tree..." 38 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:23,541 All right. 39 00:02:23,875 --> 00:02:25,958 Nice. Two, three, four... What? 40 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,291 Are you kidding me? I was just in jail! 41 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:30,666 Goddamn it! 42 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,583 -Do not laugh at me! Stop it! -[Charlie] She's competitive. 43 00:02:34,666 --> 00:02:38,083 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms, 44 00:02:38,166 --> 00:02:40,166 -which I've always found very sexy. -[sighs] 45 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,458 She keeps the fridge over-full. 46 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:44,375 No one is ever hungry in our house. 47 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:46,791 She can drive a stick. 48 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,083 How could you? 49 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,125 After that movie, All Over The Girl, 50 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,041 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star, 51 00:02:56,125 --> 00:02:58,833 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York. 52 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:01,416 You might as well get what you paid for. 53 00:03:01,958 --> 00:03:03,041 She's brave. 54 00:03:04,041 --> 00:03:05,333 [laughing] 55 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,666 She's a great dancer. 56 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,250 Infectious. She makes me wish I could dance. 57 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,333 She always says when she doesn't know something, or hasn't read a book, 58 00:03:14,416 --> 00:03:15,875 or seen a film or a play, 59 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:19,166 whereas I fake it or say something like I haven't seen it in awhile. 60 00:03:22,291 --> 00:03:26,125 My crazy ideas are her favorite things to figure out how to execute. 61 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:28,750 [stomps] 62 00:03:31,833 --> 00:03:33,083 [Charlie] Let's try it... 63 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:35,916 crawling... 64 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:40,291 but also standing. 65 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:42,958 She's my favorite actress. 66 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:46,916 [Nicole] What I love about Charlie... 67 00:03:47,458 --> 00:03:48,958 Charlie is undaunted. 68 00:03:51,041 --> 00:03:53,750 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks 69 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:55,541 keep him from what he wants to do. 70 00:03:56,791 --> 00:03:59,458 [Henry] And he liked me, so... 71 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:02,416 [Nicole] Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with 72 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,000 and like there won't be enough food for everyone. 73 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,750 A sandwich is to be strangled while devoured. 74 00:04:08,166 --> 00:04:09,791 [mouthful] Is your sweater on backwards? 75 00:04:10,208 --> 00:04:14,041 [Nicole] But he's incredibly neat, and I rely on him to keep things in order. 76 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:17,291 So... 77 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:19,875 [Nicole] He's energy-conscious. 78 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:21,833 Hey. 79 00:04:24,166 --> 00:04:25,000 Sorry. 80 00:04:25,750 --> 00:04:27,750 [Nicole] He doesn't look in the mirror too often. 81 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,375 I cried four times. 82 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:30,375 Me too. 83 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:31,916 [Nicole] He cries easily in movies. 84 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,750 I wonder if it was the same four. 85 00:04:34,416 --> 00:04:37,041 [Nicole] He's very self-sufficient. He can darn a sock, 86 00:04:37,125 --> 00:04:39,250 and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt. 87 00:04:41,125 --> 00:04:42,958 [Charlie] How are we doing over here? 88 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,208 The peppers are cut. 89 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:46,416 [Nicole] He rarely gets defeated, which... 90 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,375 I feel like I always do. 91 00:04:48,458 --> 00:04:49,708 ...I've got some carrots. 92 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,750 [Nicole] Charlie takes all of my moods steadily. 93 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:56,208 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them. 94 00:04:56,291 --> 00:04:57,125 [speaks indistinctly] 95 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,458 He's a great dresser. 96 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:02,041 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man. 97 00:05:02,708 --> 00:05:04,625 Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together! 98 00:05:04,708 --> 00:05:06,083 [Nicole] He's very competitive. 99 00:05:06,166 --> 00:05:07,416 Oh, come on! 100 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,541 -What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? -[Henry] Me. 101 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:11,666 [Charlie] How much is it? 102 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,625 -I don't have enough. -$450. 103 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:16,166 Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it? 104 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,791 This is so frustrating! 105 00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:22,000 This is so frustrating. I always lose. 106 00:05:23,041 --> 00:05:24,458 -Dad. -[Nicole] He loves being a dad. 107 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:27,708 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, like the tantrums, 108 00:05:27,791 --> 00:05:29,041 the waking up at night. 109 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:32,041 I had a bad dream. 110 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:35,000 It's okay. 111 00:05:38,875 --> 00:05:41,083 [Nicole] It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 112 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,166 but... then, it's mostly nice. 113 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,916 Dad, stay. 114 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,166 [Nicole] He disappears into his own world. 115 00:06:17,375 --> 00:06:18,541 Shit. 116 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,333 -[Henry] What's "shit?" -This is our stop. 117 00:06:20,541 --> 00:06:22,833 [Nicole] He and Henry are alike in that way. 118 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:28,083 He can tell people when they have food in their teeth or on their face 119 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:30,250 in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 120 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 [Charlie] Perfect. 121 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,125 [Nicole] Charlie is self-made. 122 00:06:34,666 --> 00:06:35,708 His parents... 123 00:06:36,291 --> 00:06:37,916 I only met them once, but... 124 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:42,375 he told me there was a lot of alcohol and some violence in his childhood. 125 00:06:43,583 --> 00:06:46,250 As soon as she comes with a lookout, they're coming with a camcorder. 126 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,791 -Camcorder. - Is that what they're called? 127 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,833 [Nicole] He moved to New York from Indiana with no safety net, 128 00:06:50,916 --> 00:06:53,166 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 129 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:55,125 I made sure they used the right almond milk. 130 00:06:55,208 --> 00:06:56,041 Genius. 131 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:59,500 [Nicole] He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 132 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:05,583 With the theater company, he cast a spell that made everyone feel included. 133 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,208 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant. 134 00:07:08,291 --> 00:07:10,625 He could remember all the inside jokes. 135 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:13,250 -And where do you go when it's windy? -[laughs] 136 00:07:13,708 --> 00:07:15,500 Oh, yeah, that-- that was funny. 137 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:16,666 [chuckles] 138 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,583 [Nicole] He's extremely organized and thorough. 139 00:07:23,375 --> 00:07:25,583 He's very clear about what he wants, 140 00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:27,875 unlike me, who can't always tell. 141 00:07:28,625 --> 00:07:29,791 Let's stop right there. 142 00:07:50,458 --> 00:07:51,500 [man] Who wants to start? 143 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,458 [Nicole inhales] 144 00:07:59,166 --> 00:08:00,791 I-I'm not going to read this out loud. 145 00:08:03,458 --> 00:08:04,333 Why is that? 146 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:06,666 Because I don't like what I wrote. 147 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,291 As we mediate your separation 148 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,791 and eventual divorce, 149 00:08:14,583 --> 00:08:17,375 things can get quite contentious. 150 00:08:17,458 --> 00:08:20,791 So, I like to begin with a note of positivity, 151 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:25,416 for the people I work with to remember why they got married in the first place. 152 00:08:25,791 --> 00:08:28,458 And so that, as you come apart, 153 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:30,250 you're reminded that... 154 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:33,958 this is a person you had great feeling for, 155 00:08:34,666 --> 00:08:37,125 and maybe still do in many ways. 156 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,625 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote. 157 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,416 For it to really work, 158 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:47,291 you both have to read. 159 00:08:47,375 --> 00:08:48,583 I'm not going to. 160 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,708 Okay, um... 161 00:08:51,375 --> 00:08:55,041 I just think it's a shame that you guys aren't going to get to hear, 162 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:57,583 uh, the wonderful things you wrote about each other. 163 00:08:58,166 --> 00:09:00,833 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good. 164 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,291 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's. 165 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:04,791 I don't want to hear Charlie's. 166 00:09:04,875 --> 00:09:06,125 We promised to listen. 167 00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:07,083 That's right. 168 00:09:08,333 --> 00:09:10,583 That's the very first step in this process. 169 00:09:12,083 --> 00:09:15,416 Well, I think I'm going to go if you two are going to just sit around 170 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,541 and suck each other's dicks. 171 00:09:21,041 --> 00:09:23,166 [door opens, closes] 172 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:26,250 [Nicole, recording] How can this evil allow moderation? 173 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,291 [Nicole] How can this evil allow moderation? 174 00:09:28,375 --> 00:09:29,208 [performers thud] 175 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:31,166 How can it be right to betray the departed? 176 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,083 [performers grunt] 177 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:34,458 How is it human to be so... 178 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,750 faithless? 179 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:38,416 -[performers grunt] -[recording continues] 180 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,666 I want no praise from impious men. 181 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:41,583 [performers grunt] 182 00:09:41,666 --> 00:09:43,875 No home with them of quiet ease. 183 00:09:44,416 --> 00:09:47,166 -[performers grunt] -Noble blood still runs in my veins. 184 00:09:47,958 --> 00:09:49,791 Shall I fail my father... 185 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,208 stifling my cries, 186 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,416 clipping the wings of grief? 187 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:59,125 Must his corpse in the ground wretchedly waste away, 188 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,375 feebly count for nothing? 189 00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:02,291 [Nicole, recording] Must his killers gloat... 190 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,375 [Nicole] Must his killers gloat, 191 00:10:04,625 --> 00:10:07,375 never to pay with blood, for blood... 192 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,333 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you. 193 00:10:10,708 --> 00:10:12,958 -He told me to pick up my cues. -How is that for me? 194 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:14,750 [Frank] Acting is reacting. 195 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:17,375 [Frank] I'm responding to you. You're slowing me down. 196 00:10:17,458 --> 00:10:19,458 [man] Frank, it's closing night, you know. 197 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:22,791 You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together? 198 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:25,458 No, I think this time it's really over. 199 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,541 -It still feels weird. -I feel like my parents are splitting up. 200 00:10:29,916 --> 00:10:31,500 It's always been "Charlie and Nicole." 201 00:10:31,583 --> 00:10:33,000 -Is Charlie still giving notes? -Yep. 202 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,750 You're lucky, Nic. I wish I was going to LA. 203 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,041 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here. 204 00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:38,375 [glass clinking] 205 00:10:39,583 --> 00:10:40,583 Ladies and gentlemen, 206 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,500 I want to make a toast 207 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,125 to Charlie... 208 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:47,458 and to our beloved Nicole, 209 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:51,875 who is going to be going out on a new adventure, 210 00:10:52,416 --> 00:10:54,916 all the way to sunny California. 211 00:10:55,458 --> 00:10:58,666 And we are also going to try something new. 212 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:01,750 We are going to take our play to Broadway. 213 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:04,416 [cheering and applause] 214 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:07,583 It reminds me of when I was a young person 215 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,958 and went to Broadway for the first time. 216 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,041 And I'm telling you, 217 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:14,916 winning your first Tony at 27, 218 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,125 it can mess with your head. 219 00:11:17,208 --> 00:11:20,750 I mean, I was just a baby. Elia Kazan was backstage... 220 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,458 [Mary Ann] I'm going to go over there now. 221 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:25,041 -[Donna] Don't do it. Mary Ann? -[Frank] ...elbowing Mike Nichols. 222 00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,750 And Mike was chatting with Dietrich, 223 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:31,916 and Marlene, you know, she usually was a barrel of monkeys, 224 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,666 but tonight she was very, very serious. 225 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:37,875 Could you give me a second? 226 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,500 [wheels squeaking] 227 00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,125 [man on TV] Well, I'd have to study it, but... 228 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:02,041 [Nicole] Hey. 229 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,583 Oh. Hey, I didn't expect you guys home until late. 230 00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:08,375 -How's he doing? -Good, good. He went to bed on time. 231 00:12:08,458 --> 00:12:09,291 No fuss. 232 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,416 Read him some of Cricket in Times Square. 233 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,458 God, you guys are so attractive. 234 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:15,833 [chuckles] 235 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:18,625 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said. 236 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:19,541 [chuckles] 237 00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:20,833 [Charlie] No, it's okay. 238 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:23,583 I'll pay for the whole time. We decided to come home early. 239 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:26,541 [babysitter] Hey, thanks. And also the travel time. 240 00:12:39,708 --> 00:12:40,541 [turns on TV] 241 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,333 [man 1 on TV] ...conversation as well as anybody, but I've gotta run. 242 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:45,916 [continues indistinctly] ...if you know what I mean. 243 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,666 -[man 2] Y-You're leaving? -[man 1] Well, I ain't moving in. [laughs] 244 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:51,916 -[man 2] We'll be back when you get your-- - [mutes TV] 245 00:12:58,250 --> 00:13:00,625 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one. 246 00:13:00,708 --> 00:13:02,708 -[Nicole] Yeah. -W-We might not need a mediator. 247 00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,750 We'll just split everything anyway, I don't care. 248 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,208 -Me neither. -[Charlie] You can have most of it. 249 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,875 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry. 250 00:13:09,958 --> 00:13:10,833 We'll figure it out. 251 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,708 -We want the same things. -Right. 252 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,125 In the meantime, the pilot will be fun for you. 253 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,000 [sighs] 254 00:13:17,958 --> 00:13:19,625 You don't think it's bad, do you? 255 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:22,958 I don't ever watch TV, so, you know, I can't tell. 256 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,291 Uh-huh. 257 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,833 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him. 258 00:13:38,333 --> 00:13:39,250 Yes? 259 00:13:40,416 --> 00:13:41,291 Nothing. 260 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,333 I can tell you want to give me a note. 261 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:46,291 No, I don't. 262 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:52,333 Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess... 263 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,916 I guess it doesn't matter now. You won't be with the show anymore. 264 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:57,916 It's stupid. 265 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,708 You're not going to be able to sleep until you tell me. 266 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:03,750 [Charlie] Maybe not. 267 00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:05,750 Okay, then. 268 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,916 [Charlie] So, there are two things. 269 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,458 I thought your posture at the top of scene seven is still too dignified. 270 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,416 -Okay. -And then... 271 00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,625 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion. 272 00:14:20,083 --> 00:14:21,666 Well, you know I can't cry on stage, 273 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:24,250 and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but... 274 00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,666 I thought maybe tonight it would come, but... 275 00:14:28,958 --> 00:14:29,791 it didn't. 276 00:14:30,583 --> 00:14:31,875 That's all I had. 277 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,708 Thanks for indulging me. 278 00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:41,958 Good night, Charlie. 279 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:44,208 [thoughtful music plays] 280 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:01,166 [sobbing] 281 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,416 [Sandra] ♪ This is the day ♪ 282 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,333 ♪ This is the day that the Lord has made ♪ 283 00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,208 ♪ That the Lord has made ♪ 284 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,250 ♪ Let us rejoice ♪ 285 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,083 ♪ Let us rejoice and be glad in it ♪ 286 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:29,875 ♪ And be glad in it ♪ 287 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,583 -♪ This is the day ♪ -Mom. 288 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,500 G-ma, summer is for relaxing. 289 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,708 -♪ This is the day... ♪ - What do you want to do today? 290 00:15:37,791 --> 00:15:40,000 Hang out and relax with you. 291 00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:41,875 -Me too. -[Sandra] No relaxing. 292 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,583 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today, 293 00:15:44,666 --> 00:15:48,000 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins. 294 00:15:48,541 --> 00:15:50,041 I hate Fairy Camp. 295 00:15:50,125 --> 00:15:52,333 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp, 296 00:15:52,416 --> 00:15:54,958 and I think this is true. 297 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:55,875 [squeals] 298 00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,083 [laughs] 299 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,250 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you. 300 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:03,791 -Hm? -Mom, wait till you taste my coffee. 301 00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:06,291 [Nicole] Mm. 302 00:16:06,375 --> 00:16:07,500 [Sandra] Oop-a-doodle. 303 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:15,958 Do you always sleep together? Even in New York? 304 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:19,208 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition. 305 00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:20,666 Oh, shit. 306 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:24,000 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here. He hates co-sleeping. 307 00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,625 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie. 308 00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,666 Oh, surprise surprise. 309 00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:32,166 -It's as if you have exploded... -[Nicole] Jesus, it's early. 310 00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:34,041 ...into this room. 311 00:16:34,875 --> 00:16:36,375 I can do this part alone. 312 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:38,041 Fine. I won't look. 313 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:43,666 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m., 314 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:47,416 and until you know what you want to do, we're going to do what I like to do. 315 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:51,166 [Nicole] I can't just go from what Charlie wanted to do to what you want to do. 316 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:54,083 -[toilet flushes] -Even though I'm 64 317 00:16:54,166 --> 00:16:55,958 and have a dead gay husband, 318 00:16:56,041 --> 00:16:58,791 I manage to get up every day, 319 00:16:58,875 --> 00:17:01,625 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself. 320 00:17:01,708 --> 00:17:03,791 So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two. 321 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,583 You know what I would do? 322 00:17:06,166 --> 00:17:07,125 About what? 323 00:17:07,208 --> 00:17:10,666 When Charlie gets here, I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs. 324 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,875 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump. 325 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,291 Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs? 326 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:21,083 And I always regretted getting so upset about it. 327 00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:25,166 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom. There's nothing for us in Palm Springs. 328 00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,791 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep. 329 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:29,166 When Daddy gets here, 330 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,750 -maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride. -[Nicole] Yeah. 331 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,333 [Henry] Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you, 332 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,250 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway. 333 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,125 [Nicole] No, we'll all go together, sweetheart. 334 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:41,541 Did you know that Universal Studios is where I did my first screen test? 335 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:44,583 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it, 336 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,625 and I started to think it was just bad. 337 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,250 My agent says it's one to watch. 338 00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:50,375 [Nicole] Mmm. 339 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,208 -This coffee is good. Thank you. -You're welcome. 340 00:17:53,291 --> 00:17:55,500 What if Charlie is on Broadway 341 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,833 with a play I brought him, which I originated, 342 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:59,416 and I'm just doing bad TV? 343 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:03,541 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV. 344 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,125 -[Carol] She's beautiful. -[Dennis] Her wig looks great. 345 00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:07,875 [man 1] Where's she been the past ten years? 346 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,541 [Dennis] Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit. 347 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,750 -I saw one. It rained onstage. -Can I say something? 348 00:18:12,833 --> 00:18:14,291 [Dennis] It was good. Edgy. 349 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,041 Directed by her husband, supposedly very controlling. 350 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,791 -[Carol] We're lucky to have her. -[man 1] I'm surprised she said yes. 351 00:18:19,875 --> 00:18:22,375 -[Carol] We can thank her divorce. -[man 2] Can she move her hand? 352 00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:25,250 It's going to be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers. 353 00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:28,041 Can... you move your hand further down the baby? 354 00:18:31,916 --> 00:18:34,333 -[Nicole] Where? Like here? -Off the head entirely. 355 00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,458 [Nicole] I have to support his head. 356 00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:39,958 No, no, support the head, of course. Just try and do it from the... shoulders? 357 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,833 -[man 1] It's perfect. -[man 2] Yes, good. 358 00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,083 I can't hold a baby like this. 359 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,791 She's right, that's going to look weird. 360 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:50,416 [Dennis] It was very important to me to have this show based on hard science. 361 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,166 So we can see your pretty face and not ours. 362 00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,625 [Nicole chuckles] You should've seen me before the plants invaded. 363 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:56,916 I say that with respect. 364 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,458 I was raised by two mothers. 365 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,875 Can you lower the board please, Pablo? 366 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,083 Here? How about here? 367 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,333 -How about now? -Why is there always a flirty grip? 368 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,708 I can do anything you want. I just need her here two hours-- 369 00:19:10,791 --> 00:19:11,708 Can I say something? 370 00:19:11,791 --> 00:19:13,666 Dennis, hold on. What, honey? 371 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,958 [Nicole] She has to know how to hold a baby. 372 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:18,416 -Later on, after she kills Donny... -[woman] She kills Donny? 373 00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,541 That's a secret. We didn't give the crew those pages. 374 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:23,041 ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother to the plant community. 375 00:19:23,125 --> 00:19:24,666 That's not going to make any sense 376 00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:26,708 if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid. 377 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,208 -She's right. -Does Donny know? 378 00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,708 -Must be nice to get out of New York. -Well, I'm from out here. 379 00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,250 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox. 380 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,416 She says it went up to 104 the other day. 381 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:38,875 -We are just so excited to have you. -I'm excited to be here. 382 00:19:38,958 --> 00:19:42,458 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic, so having your presence just nails that. 383 00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,708 What signifies early aughts? 384 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:45,458 Into The Girl was on TV... 385 00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:47,500 -All Over The Girl. - ...or streaming or something. 386 00:19:47,583 --> 00:19:49,458 You are fucking hot in that movie. 387 00:19:49,541 --> 00:19:51,291 -Carol. -Fuck it, I speak my mind. 388 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:53,916 -We're not allowing our son to see it. -Because you show your tits. 389 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:54,875 -Carol! -Yeah. 390 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:56,583 -Dennis. -This is Carter Mitchum. 391 00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:59,083 He's a futurist at UCLA. 392 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,625 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show so it's accurate. 393 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:04,291 -Nice to meet you. -Is it? 394 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,250 -What? -Accurate? 395 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,291 So far, none of it. 396 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:09,541 This pilot will go. So get ready to move back to LA. 397 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,416 Listen, everything you were saying back there was absolutely right. 398 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,541 -If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience. -Nobody knows we're killing Donny, 399 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,291 -including Donny. -I... I thought-- 400 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,250 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writer's room. 401 00:20:20,333 --> 00:20:22,458 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually. 402 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:23,916 [Nicole] Or I could direct. 403 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:26,416 -No, yeah. -Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy. 404 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,666 No, do you have a reel? 405 00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:32,250 No, because I've-- I've never done it. I watched my husband do it for years. 406 00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,083 Almost ex-husband. 407 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,208 Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé? [light chuckle] 408 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,041 Dennis and I will talk to your agent about it. 409 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,458 At our theater I always wanted to direct, and then Charlie would say something like, 410 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,333 "The next one," but he was always the director, 411 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:45,916 so there never was a next one. 412 00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,958 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married, there would've been. 413 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:52,750 [Dennis] Yeah, no. We're going to kill him off. It seems unlikely... 414 00:20:55,708 --> 00:20:56,916 I'm going to give you a number. 415 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,750 Okay, is it a therapist? Because I have a therapist. 416 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:02,666 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her. 417 00:21:02,750 --> 00:21:05,458 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis. 418 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:06,958 Oh. 419 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,666 You and Dennis are divorced? 420 00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:09,875 Since 2013. 421 00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:11,166 You still work together. 422 00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,541 That's nice. 423 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,041 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker. 424 00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,625 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement. 425 00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,541 Oh. 426 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,208 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers. 427 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:22,375 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already, 428 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,958 and I... just... hated them. 429 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:26,375 Call Nora. 430 00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,583 She saved my life. 431 00:21:30,083 --> 00:21:30,916 Sorry, I... 432 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,291 look so schleppy. 433 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,291 I had an event at my kid's school. 434 00:21:35,416 --> 00:21:36,791 Let me get this out of the way. 435 00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,208 I think you're a wonderful actress. 436 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:40,750 Thank you. 437 00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,583 I loved All Over The Girl, 438 00:21:42,666 --> 00:21:45,083 but the theater stuff too... 439 00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,333 You saw the theater stuff? 440 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,625 I was in New York last year for my book, 441 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,708 which, remind me to give you a copy, 442 00:21:51,125 --> 00:21:52,583 and my publisher took me. 443 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:53,500 Great. 444 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,041 -Thank you. -You are awesome. 445 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:56,958 [chuckles] 446 00:21:58,416 --> 00:22:00,708 -Well, Charlie directed it. -[Nora] I know. 447 00:22:01,291 --> 00:22:02,291 He's very talented. 448 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:03,291 [Nicole] He is. 449 00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,250 They're moving it to Broadway. 450 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,375 Hmm. 451 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:08,333 Well, without me, of course. 452 00:22:08,833 --> 00:22:10,166 He was lucky to have you. 453 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:13,875 How are you doing? 454 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,500 -[sad chuckle] Sorry. -[Nora] Oh. 455 00:22:25,041 --> 00:22:25,875 Honey... 456 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:26,958 [sniffles] 457 00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,125 [sighs] 458 00:22:29,208 --> 00:22:30,083 [cries] 459 00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:31,000 [sniffles] 460 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,041 [sighs] 461 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,875 You take some breaths. 462 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:37,791 [exhales deeply] 463 00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:41,125 And while you do, I'm going to tell you about myself. 464 00:22:41,958 --> 00:22:43,708 If you should choose to hire me, 465 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:46,291 I will work tirelessly for you, 466 00:22:46,375 --> 00:22:49,041 and I'm always available by phone or text, 467 00:22:49,125 --> 00:22:50,583 except when I'm with my kids. 468 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,500 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school. 469 00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:55,708 -I understand. -[Nora] I've been through this myself. 470 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,666 Thank you Annie. So... [sighs] 471 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,916 I know how it feels. 472 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,833 -You do? -Yes. 473 00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:06,583 I have a kid from my ex, who is a narcissistic artist... 474 00:23:07,583 --> 00:23:08,916 and verbally abusive. 475 00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:11,958 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu. 476 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,375 Oh, good. 477 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:16,250 Well, Charlie's not terrible. 478 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,666 No, of course not. 479 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,333 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning... [inhales] 480 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:24,166 and then once we have babies, we become the mom 481 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:26,208 and... they get sick of us. 482 00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,166 Yeah. 483 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,375 Where do you want to live now, doll? 484 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,833 Well... 485 00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,916 I'm here now, obviously. [sniffles] 486 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,541 I don't know if the show will get picked up, but... 487 00:23:40,916 --> 00:23:41,958 it feels like home. 488 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:44,166 It is home. 489 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,375 It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie. 490 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,333 You want to stay here? 491 00:23:50,291 --> 00:23:52,250 Charlie's not going to want that. He... 492 00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,291 He hates LA. 493 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,500 We're interested in what you want to do. 494 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,375 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York. 495 00:24:01,333 --> 00:24:03,083 He can do some time here, no? 496 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,541 He always said we would, but he never... 497 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,208 did. 498 00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,000 How old is your son? 499 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:10,333 Henry's eight. 500 00:24:10,416 --> 00:24:11,666 -Mmm. -Yeah. 501 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,083 He likes LA. 502 00:24:15,958 --> 00:24:17,666 I don't know if it's fair to him. 503 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,750 I want you to listen to me. 504 00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:25,291 What you're doing is an act of hope. 505 00:24:26,375 --> 00:24:27,541 Do you understand that? 506 00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:29,750 Yeah. 507 00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:34,125 You're saying, "I want something better for myself." 508 00:24:34,958 --> 00:24:35,791 I do. 509 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,166 And this, right now, is the worst time. 510 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,583 It will only get better. 511 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:47,041 Wasn't it Tom Petty who said "The waiting is the hardest part"? 512 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:47,958 Oh. 513 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:49,291 I don't know. 514 00:24:49,958 --> 00:24:52,583 -I represented his wife in their divorce. -[sniffles] 515 00:24:52,875 --> 00:24:54,291 I got her half of that song. 516 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,083 Oh, I don't want any money or anything. 517 00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:58,083 Hmm. 518 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:01,083 I just worry because we weren't going to use lawyers, so... 519 00:25:01,916 --> 00:25:03,666 I don't want to be too aggressive. 520 00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,625 I want to stay friends. 521 00:25:08,208 --> 00:25:10,250 We'll do it as gently as possible. 522 00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:11,500 [tea pours] 523 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:12,500 Now... 524 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,291 [sniffles] Oh. 525 00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:18,083 Can you tell me a little more about what's going on? 526 00:25:18,875 --> 00:25:22,416 Because part of what we're going to do together is tell your story. 527 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,291 It's difficult to articulate. 528 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:27,500 It's... 529 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:30,166 not as simple as not being in love anymore. 530 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,583 I understand. 531 00:25:32,916 --> 00:25:36,041 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you. 532 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:39,416 Well, uh... 533 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,500 I was engaged to Ben 534 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:44,333 and living in LA, you know? 535 00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:49,375 And I felt like yes, I want to make movies and marry Ben. 536 00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:52,291 [chuckling] Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time. 537 00:25:52,375 --> 00:25:54,458 -I never felt older in my whole life. -[chuckles] 538 00:25:54,541 --> 00:25:56,791 Anyway, if I was honest with myself, 539 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:59,000 it was like a small part of me felt dead... 540 00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,083 or dead-ish. 541 00:26:00,916 --> 00:26:02,250 You know, you tell yourself, 542 00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,333 "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect." 543 00:26:04,875 --> 00:26:05,750 [slurps] 544 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:08,791 Oh, this tea is delicious. 545 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:11,125 -Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey. -Mm. 546 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,833 Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie. 547 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,750 So, um... 548 00:26:17,083 --> 00:26:19,125 So, yes. So, I was... I was... 549 00:26:19,666 --> 00:26:22,291 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness, 550 00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:23,958 and I went to New York 551 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,333 to meet with this director for this space movie. [blows nose] 552 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:30,125 But one where they take space seriously, like... [sniffles] 553 00:26:30,208 --> 00:26:32,000 sex trafficking in space. 554 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:33,625 You know, it was political. 555 00:26:33,708 --> 00:26:35,625 Or at least they wanted us to think it was. 556 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:36,958 Anyway, it just... 557 00:26:37,750 --> 00:26:41,333 it was really fulfilling the same need that certain fucked up porn does. 558 00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,208 Um, but anyway, so... 559 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:44,708 while I was there... 560 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:47,291 the producer... [sniffles] 561 00:26:47,375 --> 00:26:48,666 invited me to see a play. 562 00:26:48,750 --> 00:26:50,125 [blows nose] 563 00:26:50,458 --> 00:26:53,541 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on. 564 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,000 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. 565 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:58,125 This strange... 566 00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:01,166 surreal, dystopian story, 567 00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:03,041 and it was so well-acted. 568 00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:07,291 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear 569 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,208 who played all his lines looking directly at me, 570 00:27:10,291 --> 00:27:13,583 uh, which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it. 571 00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:16,250 And then later, of course, I learned that it was. 572 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,583 Mmm. 573 00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:22,125 -These cookies are really great too. -I'll send you home with some. 574 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:24,458 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast, 575 00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:28,125 and the bear turned out to also be the director. 576 00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:30,458 He talked to me and... 577 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,083 [laughs] 578 00:27:33,125 --> 00:27:34,166 I talked back. 579 00:27:36,458 --> 00:27:38,875 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma. 580 00:27:39,375 --> 00:27:40,208 And... 581 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,333 it was better than the sex, the talking. 582 00:27:43,791 --> 00:27:44,666 Although the... 583 00:27:45,458 --> 00:27:47,250 the sex was also like the talking. 584 00:27:47,333 --> 00:27:49,666 You know, everything is like everything in a relationship. 585 00:27:49,750 --> 00:27:50,750 Don't you find that? 586 00:27:51,666 --> 00:27:52,541 And, um... 587 00:27:53,125 --> 00:27:54,125 So, we spent... 588 00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,791 the whole night and the next day together and... 589 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:00,458 I just never left. 590 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:04,791 Yes, to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning too. 591 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:07,166 But... I just went along with him and his life 592 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:10,083 because it felt so damn good to feel myself alive. 593 00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:11,500 [inhales deeply, sighs] 594 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:14,708 In the beginning, I was the actress, the star, and... 595 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:19,208 That felt like something, you know. People came to see me at first, but... 596 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,333 the farther away I got from that and... 597 00:28:23,208 --> 00:28:26,166 the more acclaim the theater company got, and I had less and less weight. 598 00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,583 I just became... 599 00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,166 "Who?" 600 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,500 "Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time." 601 00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:33,625 And he was the draw. 602 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:36,166 And... that... 603 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,750 would've been fine, but... 604 00:28:40,625 --> 00:28:41,833 I got smaller. 605 00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,750 I realized I... 606 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,208 I didn't ever really come alive for myself. 607 00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,041 I was just feeding his aliveness. 608 00:28:56,291 --> 00:28:57,125 And... 609 00:28:58,458 --> 00:28:59,583 you know... [sniffles] 610 00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:01,958 he was so smart and creative, it... 611 00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:03,500 it was fine. 612 00:29:04,416 --> 00:29:07,583 You know, I would tell him things at home in private, 613 00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:11,250 and they would work their way into public conversation into his work, and... 614 00:29:11,791 --> 00:29:14,750 For a while, that felt like enough. I mean, I was just so... 615 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:15,750 so... 616 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,250 so flattered that someone like him would... 617 00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:20,500 would find an idea I had worth trying 618 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:23,041 or a comment I made worth repeating and... 619 00:29:23,666 --> 00:29:25,375 and then, I got pregnant. [sniffles] 620 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:28,958 And I thought that having a baby could be ours, could really be ours, 621 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,458 but also really mine. 622 00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:33,916 And... you know, he was so excited. [laughs] 623 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,458 So, it was nice. 624 00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:37,000 For a while. 625 00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,041 I mean, kids, they... 626 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:41,666 they belong to themselves. It's like... 627 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:44,416 the instant they leave your body, it's just... 628 00:29:44,750 --> 00:29:47,583 the process of them going away... 629 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,250 And I didn't belong to myself. 630 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:53,750 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff. 631 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,208 All the furniture in our house 632 00:29:56,583 --> 00:29:57,583 was his taste. 633 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,750 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore 634 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:02,083 because I had never been asked to use it. 635 00:30:02,583 --> 00:30:05,333 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his. 636 00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:08,333 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA, but... 637 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:09,666 they came to nothing. 638 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:12,291 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family. 639 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:15,000 But if I suggested we do a year or something, 640 00:30:15,833 --> 00:30:16,958 he'd just put me off. 641 00:30:17,291 --> 00:30:18,541 It would be... 642 00:30:19,458 --> 00:30:22,250 strange if he turned to me and said, 643 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,666 "And what do you want to do today?" 644 00:30:25,666 --> 00:30:29,000 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison, 645 00:30:29,333 --> 00:30:30,791 and I thought, "Own it. 646 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,458 Just own it. 647 00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,166 Be like George Harrison's wife. 648 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,375 Being a wife and a mother, that's enough." 649 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,833 Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so... 650 00:30:41,666 --> 00:30:43,625 This pilot came along. [sniffles] 651 00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,500 It shot in LA and it paid so much... [sniffles] 652 00:30:47,583 --> 00:30:50,541 And it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me. 653 00:30:50,791 --> 00:30:53,791 Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and... 654 00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:58,291 I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but it was also like... 655 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:03,041 yeah, this is who I am, and this is what I'm worth. 656 00:31:03,125 --> 00:31:06,208 And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine. 657 00:31:07,291 --> 00:31:11,291 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said, 658 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:14,000 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure. 659 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:17,041 Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours." 660 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,333 Then... 661 00:31:18,666 --> 00:31:20,875 Well, then, we might not be getting divorced. 662 00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:21,958 But... 663 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,916 he made fun of it and... 664 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:27,666 was jealous like he is, and... 665 00:31:28,625 --> 00:31:30,708 then he realized about the money. 666 00:31:31,250 --> 00:31:34,375 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company. 667 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,125 And that's when I realized... 668 00:31:39,291 --> 00:31:40,125 he... 669 00:31:41,583 --> 00:31:42,791 truly didn't see me. 670 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:46,708 He didn't see me as something separate from himself. 671 00:31:47,791 --> 00:31:50,000 And I asked him to say my phone number. 672 00:31:50,291 --> 00:31:51,166 [laughs] 673 00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,291 He didn't know it. 674 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:53,791 So, I left. 675 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:54,708 [sniffles] 676 00:31:55,375 --> 00:31:56,458 [Nora] Oh. 677 00:31:58,208 --> 00:31:59,333 Mmm. 678 00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,583 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann. 679 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,041 That fucking asshole. 680 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:08,291 Seventy-five... 681 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:09,750 just 70, 682 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,333 those two zeros, 683 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:13,708 -seventy-five point zero zero... -"If railroad is unowned... 684 00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,083 -that's zero cents. -...you may buy it from the bank." 685 00:32:16,166 --> 00:32:18,875 "Advance to Illios... 686 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,208 -Illinois. -...Illinois Avenue." 687 00:32:21,833 --> 00:32:23,583 "Advance..." what does that mean? 688 00:32:23,958 --> 00:32:25,791 It means you've got to go to Illinois Avenue. 689 00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:28,208 So where is Illinois Avenue? 690 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,125 That one. 691 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:31,333 [Nicole] So Cassie, when Charlie gets here, 692 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,916 you're going to hand him the envelope. 693 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,625 Why do I have to do it? 694 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:38,750 Because Nicole is very good at getting people to do things for her. 695 00:32:38,833 --> 00:32:40,291 That's not what this is. 696 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,500 I wiped her butt until she was nine years old. 697 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:43,791 She's very seductive that way. 698 00:32:43,875 --> 00:32:46,666 No, Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him. 699 00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,958 But still, what I'm saying is true. 700 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,916 Do I have to actually hand him the envelope? 701 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,666 Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance that they're divorce papers. 702 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,875 Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where's Henry? 703 00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,041 He's playing in the living room with Sam, and Jules, and Molly. 704 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:03,291 Let's get them upstairs. Charlie's going to be here soon. 705 00:33:03,375 --> 00:33:04,375 [Cassie] Sam, go upstairs. 706 00:33:04,458 --> 00:33:06,708 [Nicole] So, I'll tell Charlie what's happening, 707 00:33:06,791 --> 00:33:09,708 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope. 708 00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:10,625 Okay... 709 00:33:11,208 --> 00:33:12,083 I just get nervous. 710 00:33:12,166 --> 00:33:14,375 Well, can you un-serve? 711 00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:17,541 -What do you mean? Like take it back? -[Sandra] Yeah. 712 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,916 -I think so. -You should check. 713 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,708 -In case we change our minds... -I'm not going to change my mind. 714 00:33:22,791 --> 00:33:25,458 -...or we feel too bad for him. -Maybe in case I do something wrong. 715 00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,458 Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay? 716 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:28,916 Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous! 717 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,791 Well, we all are. 718 00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:32,666 And we love Charlie. 719 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,625 You have to stop loving him, Mom. 720 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,541 You can't be friends with him anymore. 721 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:39,041 Charlie and I have our own relationship... 722 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:41,291 -[groans] -...independent of your marriage. 723 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,083 Just like I'm still friends 724 00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:45,041 -with Cassie's ex, Jeff. -[sighs] 725 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,500 Are you still seeing Jeff? 726 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,708 An occasional lunch. 727 00:33:48,791 --> 00:33:50,041 I can't believe you! 728 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,958 He still wants his camera back, by the way. 729 00:33:52,041 --> 00:33:55,166 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now. 730 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,291 I can't believe I even have to explain this to you. Just be on my side, okay? 731 00:33:58,375 --> 00:33:59,750 -Okay. -[Cassie] And... 732 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:01,541 stop seeing Jeff! 733 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,916 -[sighs] -Cassie, you're the server. 734 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,333 Just let me practice a few times. 735 00:34:08,708 --> 00:34:10,375 I was never a good auditioner. 736 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:13,208 -That's because you wanted it too badly. -It's not an audition. 737 00:34:13,291 --> 00:34:17,083 -[Sandra] I'll play Charlie. -It's just my palms are so perspired. 738 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:19,541 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope. 739 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:21,583 Maybe Nicole should play you. 740 00:34:21,666 --> 00:34:22,833 Did you really just say that? 741 00:34:22,916 --> 00:34:25,083 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance. 742 00:34:25,166 --> 00:34:26,625 Did we finish the other wine already? 743 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,750 -[both] Yeah. -[door closes] 744 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:28,875 -[yelps] -Oh! 745 00:34:28,958 --> 00:34:30,791 -Oh. -Okay, let me get him. 746 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:32,333 -Okay. -You both go in the other room. 747 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:35,166 Cassie, you make sure that Henry goes upstairs with Molly and Jules. 748 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:36,250 Happening now. 749 00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:40,125 -Mom! -I'm getting my wine. 750 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,833 What? 751 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,666 Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs. 752 00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:45,291 Can we transfer him to the one upstairs? 753 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,750 -I think it's mid-poop. -Just grab him when he comes out. 754 00:34:47,833 --> 00:34:49,041 -Cassie? -What? 755 00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:52,458 I'm... I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster. 756 00:34:52,541 --> 00:34:53,666 Copy you. 757 00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:58,291 [door opens] 758 00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:00,875 -[Charlie] Hi. -Hi. 759 00:35:00,958 --> 00:35:03,125 -[Charlie] Where's Henry? -Uh, he's pooping. 760 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:04,666 Hi, Henry! 761 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:07,416 Does this couch still open? 762 00:35:07,625 --> 00:35:08,458 Yeah. 763 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:12,708 I got off the plane to a text, but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret. 764 00:35:12,791 --> 00:35:13,875 Okay. 765 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,625 -I won a MacArthur grant. -[gasps] 766 00:35:19,041 --> 00:35:19,916 Charlie! 767 00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:21,666 -Oh, my God, that's great! -[laughs] 768 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:22,916 Congratulations. 769 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,166 I'll say it because you can't, it's the genius grant. You're a genius. 770 00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:28,250 Oh, I'm really happy for you. You deserve it. 771 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,833 It's yours too. We did all of this together. 772 00:35:30,916 --> 00:35:31,833 Thank you, but... 773 00:35:32,541 --> 00:35:34,291 it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it. 774 00:35:35,041 --> 00:35:36,166 I'm starving. 775 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,375 It's good money, and they parse it out over five years. 776 00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:41,000 But it means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed, 777 00:35:41,083 --> 00:35:42,041 pay my credit card debt. 778 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,291 So great. 779 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,125 Of course, I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here. 780 00:35:46,208 --> 00:35:48,708 -Now my first Broadway play has to fail." -No. 781 00:35:48,791 --> 00:35:50,750 We just started rehearsals again, and I don't know. 782 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,166 You always don't know at this point, and then, it gets there. 783 00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,750 Do I? Because I don't remember. 784 00:35:54,833 --> 00:35:56,916 I know, it's true, it'll be great. 785 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,500 Okay, I hope you're right. 786 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,666 -Everyone says hi. -[Nicole] Oh. 787 00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,583 [inhales sharply] 788 00:36:02,833 --> 00:36:04,500 Tell them hi. I miss everyone. 789 00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,541 [Charlie] You'll see them again when you come back. 790 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,791 A MacArthur, Broadway... 791 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,291 It's so exciting. 792 00:36:10,833 --> 00:36:12,500 -Congratulations, Charlie. -[chuckles] 793 00:36:19,291 --> 00:36:20,333 Which bathroom? 794 00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:23,541 -What? -Is he pooping? 795 00:36:24,500 --> 00:36:26,000 Oh, uh, downstairs. 796 00:36:26,166 --> 00:36:27,041 Is your mom home? 797 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:28,916 Yeah, she's upstairs. 798 00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,083 [knocking] 799 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,875 -Hey, how's it going? -[Henry] Nothing yet. 800 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,250 -It's me. -[Henry] I know. 801 00:36:35,750 --> 00:36:37,291 -I just got here. -[Henry] Hi. 802 00:36:37,375 --> 00:36:38,958 -I brought you something. -[Henry] Yay. 803 00:36:39,041 --> 00:36:40,708 Mom's getting me a present too. 804 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,875 -Why? -[Henry] For pooping. 805 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:44,916 Oh. 806 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,541 -I love you. -[Henry] I love you. 807 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,583 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore. 808 00:36:51,666 --> 00:36:54,000 Oh, I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week. 809 00:36:54,083 --> 00:36:56,750 -It's its own reward. G-ma! -[Sandra] Charlie-bird! 810 00:36:56,833 --> 00:36:58,708 Oh! [laughing] No! Stop it! 811 00:36:58,791 --> 00:37:00,416 Oh, God, I'm huge! 812 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,583 -You're as light as a feather. -[Nicole] Mom? 813 00:37:02,666 --> 00:37:03,500 [laughing] 814 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:07,000 -Why didn't you respond to my last email? -Well, your emails are so articulate. 815 00:37:07,083 --> 00:37:08,666 -I get intimidated. -[Charlie chuckles] 816 00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:11,000 -Mom, can you-- -[Sandra] Now, I'm going to lift you! 817 00:37:11,083 --> 00:37:13,666 -[Charlie and Sandra laugh loudly] -Mom? 818 00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:14,750 Mom? 819 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:15,750 [laughing loudly] 820 00:37:15,833 --> 00:37:17,083 -Mom? -What? 821 00:37:17,166 --> 00:37:18,250 Upstairs. 822 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,791 -Oh. -[Charlie laughs] 823 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:21,583 I'm going to write you back now. 824 00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:23,333 [Charlie laughs] 825 00:37:25,541 --> 00:37:26,708 Cassie? 826 00:37:27,458 --> 00:37:28,458 Hey, Charlie. 827 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:29,791 I like your haircut. 828 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,250 Oh, thanks. 829 00:37:33,083 --> 00:37:34,416 -[Henry] Mom? -I'll go. 830 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:36,833 [Sandra] Henry's calling you, Nicole! 831 00:37:36,916 --> 00:37:37,875 [Nicole] I hear him. 832 00:37:38,875 --> 00:37:40,333 [Charlie] What's going on, Henry? 833 00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:42,041 [Henry] Can you ask Mom to come? 834 00:37:44,041 --> 00:37:44,958 He wants you. 835 00:37:48,250 --> 00:37:49,500 What kind of pie is that? 836 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:52,958 It's... 837 00:37:57,708 --> 00:37:58,666 pecan. 838 00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,750 -Did you make it? -I don't know. 839 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:03,541 No, it's store bought. 840 00:38:04,250 --> 00:38:05,500 You know Joan's on Third? 841 00:38:05,583 --> 00:38:07,625 -Oh, yeah. It's good, right? -What? 842 00:38:07,916 --> 00:38:09,083 The store? Yeah. 843 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:11,416 Jules and Molly love it. 844 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:12,916 -Are you okay? -Yes. 845 00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,083 I'm just hot! 846 00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:17,875 Uh, I'll pour you some water. 847 00:38:19,375 --> 00:38:21,000 Nicole says you're doing a play? 848 00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:22,625 [Cassie] I-I think you'd like it. 849 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:26,291 It's a great unproduced play by this really interesting British writer. 850 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:28,666 -So, you do an English accent? -[Cassie] Yeah. 851 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,791 -It's more northern England. -[Charlie] Oh. 852 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,000 What does that sound like? 853 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,000 [clears throat] 854 00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:36,875 [imitates English accent] Ooh, you want a cup of tea, do ya? 855 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,333 [laughs] 856 00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:40,041 Right. Good. 857 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:44,750 [imitates English accent] Oh, thank you, missus. What is... 858 00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:46,750 [normal voice] What's this? 859 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:49,000 [English accent] Oh, it's a manila envelope, love. 860 00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:51,416 -[normal voice] Ooh, can I start over? -It has my name on it. 861 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,333 Ooh. 862 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:57,291 Oh. 863 00:38:57,708 --> 00:38:58,791 Jesus. 864 00:38:58,916 --> 00:39:01,250 Sorry. You're served. 865 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:05,125 -What did you do? -Nothing. I don't know. 866 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:07,250 I can't lie. 867 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,791 You're being served. 868 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,625 You guys are getting a div... I don't know, I'm sorry. 869 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:16,791 [sighs] 870 00:39:17,958 --> 00:39:20,708 I was going to warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry. 871 00:39:34,208 --> 00:39:35,583 I feel like I'm in a dream. 872 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,000 We don't have a marriage anymore. 873 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:42,708 I-I know you don't want the disruption, but you don't want to be married. 874 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,625 Not... really. 875 00:39:46,833 --> 00:39:48,041 But I don't want this. 876 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:50,083 [Nicole scoffs] 877 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:53,208 What did you expect was going to happen? 878 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,250 I... I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through, 879 00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:02,875 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers. 880 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,666 I want... [sighs] 881 00:40:05,250 --> 00:40:08,791 I don't know, I'm trying to say this as undramatically as possible. 882 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:10,041 I want... 883 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,708 an entirely different kind of life. 884 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,125 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York. 885 00:40:17,208 --> 00:40:19,208 Let's figure it out there, at home, together. 886 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,166 -Nora's known for being very fair. -We don't need to do it with envelopes. 887 00:40:22,250 --> 00:40:23,083 -This is Nora? -Yeah. 888 00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:25,250 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her. 889 00:40:25,333 --> 00:40:28,583 -Why do I feel like that won't happen? -It's just a formality. 890 00:40:28,666 --> 00:40:30,416 -Why... -You don't have to respond right away. 891 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:32,000 Why did Cassie have a pie? 892 00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:34,875 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it. 893 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:35,791 Are you sure? 894 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:38,083 I mean, what would the pie have to do with anything? 895 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,583 -I don't know. It somehow makes it worse. -[Nicole sighs] 896 00:40:41,458 --> 00:40:43,791 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie. 897 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:45,875 So, what... 898 00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:46,791 [grunts] 899 00:40:48,916 --> 00:40:50,000 What do I do? 900 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:53,875 You get a lawyer too. 901 00:40:57,791 --> 00:40:59,916 [Charlie] "Well, I guess I better be going. 902 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,250 Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car... 903 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,458 and started up the road that led toward the north. 904 00:41:07,375 --> 00:41:10,125 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right. 905 00:41:11,083 --> 00:41:14,583 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him, 906 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:16,458 the way seemed long... 907 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,791 but the sky was bright. 908 00:41:19,625 --> 00:41:22,500 And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction." 909 00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,125 I forgot it ended that way. 910 00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,666 Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think? 911 00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:34,166 He was upset about his boat. 912 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,041 Dad, you go away. 913 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:43,041 Mom, you stay. 914 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:46,375 -Hey, Daddy just got here. -It's okay. 915 00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:48,708 Love you. 916 00:41:52,375 --> 00:41:56,791 You can come back, and wake me up, and read to me later, Daddy, okay? 917 00:41:57,291 --> 00:41:58,125 [Charlie] Okay. 918 00:42:00,666 --> 00:42:02,875 [whispers] Will you come sleep in my bed later? 919 00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:03,791 [Nicole] Yeah. 920 00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:06,041 [crickets chirping] 921 00:42:13,125 --> 00:42:14,000 [gasps] Oh. 922 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:16,458 [whispers] Hang in there, Charlie-bird. 923 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:17,541 Thanks, G-ma. 924 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,458 [sentimental music plays] 925 00:42:41,416 --> 00:42:42,291 [door opens] 926 00:42:47,291 --> 00:42:49,583 -He's in a mommy phase right now. -It's okay. 927 00:42:58,916 --> 00:42:59,750 Whoo! 928 00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:01,916 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine. 929 00:43:02,333 --> 00:43:04,041 -I can imagine. -And didn't eat dinner. 930 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,458 Stressful time. 931 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,750 I hope Henry didn't notice. 932 00:43:07,833 --> 00:43:08,791 I'm sure he didn't. 933 00:43:08,875 --> 00:43:10,500 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents 934 00:43:10,583 --> 00:43:12,166 were probably drunk all the time with me. 935 00:43:12,250 --> 00:43:13,083 Yeah. 936 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:14,458 I'm sorry again. 937 00:43:16,250 --> 00:43:17,083 Thanks. 938 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:19,458 Where are you staying? 939 00:43:23,041 --> 00:43:24,833 Oh, well, I... 940 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:27,416 hadn't... 941 00:43:31,583 --> 00:43:32,541 I guess I'll... 942 00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:37,250 There's a new hotel on Highland that's... 943 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:41,541 supposedly not too expensive and... and pretty nice. 944 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:43,666 [Charlie] Oh, okay, I'll check it out. 945 00:43:44,250 --> 00:43:46,541 [Nicole] Again, that's great about the MacArthur. 946 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:47,750 Thanks. 947 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,000 -Charlie? -Yeah? 948 00:44:00,708 --> 00:44:01,583 Thanks. 949 00:44:01,666 --> 00:44:02,708 [door opens] 950 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:07,583 [door closes] 951 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:09,750 [Jay] Fuck. 952 00:44:09,833 --> 00:44:13,083 -What? -She's being represented by Nora. 953 00:44:13,166 --> 00:44:14,583 She's supposedly very fair? 954 00:44:14,666 --> 00:44:16,458 All right, here's the fact, Jack. 955 00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:20,083 I charge $950 an hour. 956 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:21,625 Ted is 400. 957 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,750 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted. 958 00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:29,083 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer. 959 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,125 -That's more than I can-- -And all your financials. 960 00:44:31,208 --> 00:44:32,750 We need to do a forensic accounting. 961 00:44:32,833 --> 00:44:36,333 [Jay] Which runs anywhere from ten to twenty thousand dollars. 962 00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:39,666 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad, 963 00:44:39,750 --> 00:44:42,083 -right? -You were married here in LA? 964 00:44:42,166 --> 00:44:44,458 Yes... because her mom and sister are out here 965 00:44:44,541 --> 00:44:47,208 -and I'm not close with my family. -Your son was born out here? 966 00:44:47,291 --> 00:44:50,791 Yes, because, again, her mom and sister are out here and I'm not-- 967 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,416 [Jay] So, you got married here, 968 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,250 your kid was born here... 969 00:44:55,833 --> 00:44:57,125 and she served you here? 970 00:44:57,208 --> 00:44:59,000 Yeah, but we lived in New York. 971 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:00,875 Why? 972 00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,833 -Is there a problem? -We'll have to reshape the narrative. 973 00:45:04,916 --> 00:45:08,750 If you're serious about having your child in New York, 974 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:10,458 this is what I suggest. 975 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:13,416 You take your kid... D-Did you say his name was Fred? 976 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:15,000 Henry. 977 00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:16,000 Henry? 978 00:45:16,083 --> 00:45:17,291 Why did I say Fred? 979 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,875 I have a kid named Fred. 980 00:45:18,958 --> 00:45:22,500 You take Henry to New York with you right now. 981 00:45:22,583 --> 00:45:24,875 Then we file an action in New York. 982 00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:26,291 We make this a New York case. 983 00:45:26,375 --> 00:45:28,833 We need to make an argument that you're a New York-based family. 984 00:45:28,916 --> 00:45:29,750 Well, we are. 985 00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,750 Otherwise, you'll probably never see your kid outside of LA again. 986 00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,500 Really? No. 987 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:37,791 [Jay] It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid. 988 00:45:37,875 --> 00:45:41,083 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York, 989 00:45:41,166 --> 00:45:44,000 you made life very difficult for yourself. 990 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:45,333 Yes, but as I said, 991 00:45:45,416 --> 00:45:47,875 we're a New York family, that's just a fact. 992 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,750 She's... here temporarily. 993 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,625 Then why do you think she served you out here? 994 00:45:54,291 --> 00:45:58,416 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York. 995 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,458 Don't quote your kid. 996 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:03,416 He's just telling you what you want to hear. 997 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:07,166 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite. 998 00:46:07,250 --> 00:46:08,750 Let me have the Barber file! 999 00:46:08,833 --> 00:46:10,041 [woman] It's right here. 1000 00:46:10,416 --> 00:46:12,041 [Jay] Move my lunch to 1:30. 1001 00:46:12,125 --> 00:46:13,791 [continues chatting indistinctly] 1002 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:17,541 What's... 1003 00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:21,166 "Exit Goat"? 1004 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:24,208 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company. 1005 00:46:24,291 --> 00:46:25,250 You're a director? 1006 00:46:25,541 --> 00:46:27,083 [Charlie] Theater director, yeah. 1007 00:46:27,166 --> 00:46:29,875 -Anything I've seen? -I don't know. What have you seen? 1008 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:34,541 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway... 1009 00:46:35,791 --> 00:46:36,625 which is exciting. 1010 00:46:36,708 --> 00:46:38,916 We have to make sure that money is protected. 1011 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:41,625 [Charlie] I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money. 1012 00:46:41,708 --> 00:46:44,750 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater. 1013 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,791 I wonder, do we ask for support? 1014 00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:49,916 -Interesting. -[Charlie] From Nicole? 1015 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:51,375 I'm not going to do that. 1016 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,500 Does your wife's family have money? 1017 00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:57,708 Uh, her mother has some from her TV career. 1018 00:46:57,791 --> 00:46:59,125 And her father died. 1019 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:03,625 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid, 1020 00:47:03,958 --> 00:47:05,291 draw her into the case. 1021 00:47:05,375 --> 00:47:08,500 [Ted] In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees. 1022 00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:09,916 No. 1023 00:47:10,583 --> 00:47:12,000 I'm very close to her mom. 1024 00:47:12,375 --> 00:47:15,291 -Nicole's family has been my family-- -Yeah, but that's going to change. 1025 00:47:15,375 --> 00:47:17,208 And I suggest you get used to it. 1026 00:47:17,916 --> 00:47:21,750 -We need to hire a private investigator. -Really? I mean... 1027 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:25,833 -Really? -Does your wife do drugs or anything? 1028 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:26,750 Coke? 1029 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,583 Not in any real way. 1030 00:47:28,958 --> 00:47:31,666 [Jay] Well, we're not going to win if she's the perfect mother. 1031 00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:33,625 She was addicted to Tums for a while. 1032 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:35,000 [laughs] 1033 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:38,208 It wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day. 1034 00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:40,083 Have you noticed anyone following you? 1035 00:47:40,166 --> 00:47:41,000 No. 1036 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:42,166 [scoffs] 1037 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:43,750 [Jay] Well, keep an eye out. 1038 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:46,000 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact 1039 00:47:46,083 --> 00:47:50,166 that Nora is going to portray you as a neglectful, absent father. 1040 00:47:50,666 --> 00:47:52,875 -But I'm not. -[Jay] You live in New York. 1041 00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:54,625 You're consumed with your work. 1042 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:58,541 She and your kid are out here, struggling. 1043 00:47:58,625 --> 00:48:02,000 Nora's going to use that strategy. I'm sure of it. 1044 00:48:02,083 --> 00:48:03,250 But Nicole's not going to lie. 1045 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:06,208 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable, 1046 00:48:06,291 --> 00:48:08,583 and they start from a place of crazy, 1047 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:12,708 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy. 1048 00:48:12,791 --> 00:48:13,666 Which is still crazy. 1049 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,333 Half of crazy is crazy. 1050 00:48:15,416 --> 00:48:18,416 [Ted] You know what people say, "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, 1051 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:20,583 divorce lawyers see good people at their worst." 1052 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:23,500 [Jay] Before this is all over, you're going to hate me and Ted, 1053 00:48:23,583 --> 00:48:26,208 just because of what we represent in your life. 1054 00:48:26,291 --> 00:48:27,291 I'm sure you're right. 1055 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,875 So tell me the story again. You came out here to see your kid. 1056 00:48:29,958 --> 00:48:32,041 -Maybe I'm not explaining this well. -She serves you. 1057 00:48:32,125 --> 00:48:33,750 -We're friendly, we're fine. -What a bitch. 1058 00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:35,958 We're just trying to figure this out. She's not a bitch. 1059 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:37,291 Thanks, but this isn't... 1060 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:38,708 We're doing it a different way. 1061 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:41,791 And... I can't even close to afford this. 1062 00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:46,041 I've got to get back to New York. I have a Broadway play in rehearsals. 1063 00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:50,208 [people chattering] 1064 00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:53,750 [Frank] I was the hot shit at that time. 1065 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:58,791 Young, very sexy, with a great head of hair. 1066 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:01,500 I just so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity. 1067 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:03,000 Or maybe I should thank Nicole. 1068 00:49:03,083 --> 00:49:05,625 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series, so she's moving to LA. 1069 00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:07,291 And they put Henry in school out there. 1070 00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:08,583 Well, is Charlie moving too? 1071 00:49:08,666 --> 00:49:09,750 Not Charlie. 1072 00:49:09,833 --> 00:49:11,041 He won't abandon us. 1073 00:49:11,125 --> 00:49:12,750 And you can't do theater in LA. 1074 00:49:12,833 --> 00:49:15,208 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York 1075 00:49:15,291 --> 00:49:17,041 when she finishes filming her show. 1076 00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:18,541 I wouldn't be so sure. 1077 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:21,541 Nicole was never going to stay in New York, that was obvious. 1078 00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,625 She was probably planning this move all along. 1079 00:49:23,708 --> 00:49:27,041 When she sees an opportunity, believe me, she takes it. 1080 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:29,250 Well, LA is nice. 1081 00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:30,583 The space. 1082 00:49:30,666 --> 00:49:33,833 Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my... 1083 00:49:33,916 --> 00:49:36,000 Okay, how is everyone today? 1084 00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:38,291 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold. 1085 00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:41,125 -Sorry, Charlie. -I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry, 1086 00:49:41,208 --> 00:49:42,916 so I might have to step out. 1087 00:49:44,125 --> 00:49:46,458 So, Charlie, what you're going through now 1088 00:49:46,541 --> 00:49:49,833 is going to be horrible, but it will be over. 1089 00:49:49,916 --> 00:49:51,083 Thanks, Frank. 1090 00:49:51,458 --> 00:49:52,666 -Another thing. -Yeah? 1091 00:49:53,166 --> 00:49:57,291 Fuck as many people as you can right now. 1092 00:49:57,375 --> 00:49:59,583 Women, men. 1093 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,750 -Take what I said seriously. -You might need help wrapping gauze. 1094 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,541 -It needs to stay tight. -Okay, I'm-- I'm confused. 1095 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,791 What... scene is the Invisible Man outfit for? 1096 00:50:07,875 --> 00:50:09,833 No, that's my Halloween costume. 1097 00:50:09,916 --> 00:50:12,458 [laughing] And the Frankenstein is for Henry. 1098 00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:15,375 He's coming here this weekend. 1099 00:50:15,458 --> 00:50:17,333 We're going to trick or treat in the Slope. 1100 00:50:17,416 --> 00:50:19,708 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh. 1101 00:50:19,791 --> 00:50:21,541 -Perfect. -Can I talk to you? 1102 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:23,958 Yeah, over... 1103 00:50:24,625 --> 00:50:27,000 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals, 1104 00:50:27,083 --> 00:50:30,875 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s. 1105 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:32,875 Where'd you find it? 1106 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:35,541 -The library, duh. -Ha! 1107 00:50:35,875 --> 00:50:37,083 Can I come over tonight? 1108 00:50:38,416 --> 00:50:40,333 Mary Ann, it's too hard now. 1109 00:50:40,416 --> 00:50:42,500 I just can't be with anyone right now. 1110 00:50:42,583 --> 00:50:45,500 But we did it when you were married and we shouldn't have done it. 1111 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:47,791 And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it? 1112 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,916 I'm not not married yet. 1113 00:50:51,375 --> 00:50:53,125 [Mary Ann] You're torturing yourself. 1114 00:50:53,375 --> 00:50:55,291 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell. 1115 00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:56,458 -[sighs] -[phone vibrates] 1116 00:50:56,541 --> 00:50:58,541 -I'm relying on you, okay? -Fine. 1117 00:50:58,625 --> 00:51:01,208 -Thanks. -I wish you'd accept generosity better. 1118 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:02,541 Uh, hold on. Let me... 1119 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,916 -Hello? -[Nora] Is this Charlie Barber? 1120 00:51:05,416 --> 00:51:06,250 Yes. 1121 00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:08,125 [Nora] Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw. 1122 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:10,083 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber. 1123 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,250 -Hi. -[Nora] Do you have an attorney yet? 1124 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:13,166 No. 1125 00:51:13,250 --> 00:51:15,750 [Nora] Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay? 1126 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:16,708 Okay. 1127 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:20,333 [Nora] I'm calling because we haven't received your response to our filing. 1128 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:23,875 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play and flying back and forth to LA. 1129 00:51:23,958 --> 00:51:26,041 [Nora] You're going to need to file your response. 1130 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:30,750 -Nicole said there was no rush. - [Nora] It's been more than 30 days 1131 00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:31,833 since you were served. 1132 00:51:31,916 --> 00:51:33,708 By law, you're meant to respond within 30 days. 1133 00:51:33,791 --> 00:51:35,250 I didn't like the first lawyer I met. 1134 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,791 [Nora] It says that very clearly on the document you were given. 1135 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:38,750 Did you read it? 1136 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:40,583 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says. 1137 00:51:40,666 --> 00:51:42,416 We weren't even going to do it with lawyers. 1138 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:43,333 [door opens] 1139 00:51:43,416 --> 00:51:45,666 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt. 1140 00:51:45,750 --> 00:51:48,666 -Nicole said I could take my time. -[Nora] And we've let you take your time. 1141 00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,875 -It comes out during the love scene. -Could you hold a second? What love scene? 1142 00:51:51,958 --> 00:51:53,291 When I hug Beth. 1143 00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:54,375 You don't hug Beth. 1144 00:51:54,458 --> 00:51:56,791 I think it's something we should explore. 1145 00:51:56,875 --> 00:51:59,750 Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it? 1146 00:51:59,833 --> 00:52:01,708 I also have a kind of a thing 1147 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:04,125 -about, uh, tucking things in. -[Nora] Charlie? 1148 00:52:04,416 --> 00:52:05,750 If you don't file your response, 1149 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:08,250 we're going to file a request for default judgment against you. 1150 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:11,208 ...insecurities about my figure. 1151 00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,500 -[Nora] Charlie? -Yes, sorry. 1152 00:52:12,583 --> 00:52:14,750 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth. 1153 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:16,875 [Nora] We'll be able to lay claim to whatever we want. 1154 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,833 W-What do you mean, whatever you want of what? 1155 00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:21,333 [Nora] Your apartment, your things, everything you own. 1156 00:52:21,416 --> 00:52:22,250 We... [sighs] 1157 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:25,166 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff. 1158 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:26,916 She can have pretty much whatever she wants. 1159 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,041 [Nora] And it means we'll set the number for child support at its highest level 1160 00:52:30,125 --> 00:52:32,000 and claim full custody of your child. 1161 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,083 Full custody? 1162 00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:39,458 -I mean, that's not even-- -[Nora] This is what the law says. 1163 00:52:40,416 --> 00:52:43,208 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't. 1164 00:52:43,541 --> 00:52:45,291 [Nora] No, Charlie, I represent Nicole, 1165 00:52:45,375 --> 00:52:47,666 and she's aware of everything I'm saying to you. 1166 00:52:47,750 --> 00:52:49,041 I just spoke to her this morning. 1167 00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:52,333 [Nora] Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call. 1168 00:52:52,416 --> 00:52:54,666 -[cars honking] -[siren wails in the distance] 1169 00:52:55,750 --> 00:52:56,750 Okay, so what do I do? 1170 00:52:56,833 --> 00:52:59,125 [Nora] You need to get a lawyer and respond immediately. 1171 00:52:59,208 --> 00:53:02,583 [Nora] Nicole wants to do this amicably, but you're leaving us no other option. 1172 00:53:02,666 --> 00:53:04,416 I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here? 1173 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,458 -[Nora] I don't know where "here" is. - New York. 1174 00:53:06,541 --> 00:53:08,875 [Nora] Ah! That's what all that honking is? 1175 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:11,583 No, you'll have to come to LA and meet people in LA. 1176 00:53:11,666 --> 00:53:12,625 I'm rehearsing a-- 1177 00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:16,041 [Nora] If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friday, you'll leave us no choice. 1178 00:53:16,125 --> 00:53:17,750 Wh-- Which line? 1179 00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:21,125 I have to take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie? 1180 00:53:45,375 --> 00:53:47,333 [sighs] 1181 00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:51,041 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt. 1182 00:53:52,041 --> 00:53:54,583 -I thought the plane landed at nine. -What are you wearing? 1183 00:53:54,666 --> 00:53:55,583 Sock pants. 1184 00:53:55,833 --> 00:53:57,416 It did. What are sock pants? 1185 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,416 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs. 1186 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,333 He dressed himself. 1187 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:02,708 -There are long pants. Can I talk to you? -It's almost noon. 1188 00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:04,666 There was traffic. We've got to get going. 1189 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:07,375 -Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt? -Henry, can you wait a minute? 1190 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,708 No talking alone. 1191 00:54:08,791 --> 00:54:11,000 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there. 1192 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:12,833 I got a call from your lawyer. 1193 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:15,416 She said you'd take everything and... 1194 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:18,500 custody and everything if I didn't respond. 1195 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:20,375 It's better if we just let the lawyers do this. 1196 00:54:20,458 --> 00:54:22,583 Yeah, but she's saying things I don't think you mean. 1197 00:54:22,666 --> 00:54:24,333 Henry, we need to get going. 1198 00:54:24,416 --> 00:54:25,875 I don't want to go now. 1199 00:54:25,958 --> 00:54:28,250 -Have you gotten a lawyer yet? -That's what I'm here to do. 1200 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,875 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush. 1201 00:54:29,958 --> 00:54:31,125 I have three more clues. 1202 00:54:31,208 --> 00:54:33,750 Why did you start a treasure hunt or whatever so close to my arrival? 1203 00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:35,916 -Cool -You were late. We were killing time. 1204 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,375 Honey, come. We're going to finish the treasure hunt later. 1205 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:40,041 -[Henry] I'm going to be rich! -Okay. 1206 00:54:40,125 --> 00:54:42,291 You're going to go with your daddy, it's going to be fun. 1207 00:54:42,375 --> 00:54:45,625 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward. 1208 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:47,666 He's not going to the dentist. 1209 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:49,708 -I'm trying to help. -I'm staying here. 1210 00:54:49,791 --> 00:54:50,625 Come on. 1211 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:55,458 Henry? 1212 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:03,583 -[Nicole] Got the booster? -[Charlie] I have a booster. 1213 00:55:05,375 --> 00:55:07,000 Oh, wait, no, it's not in. 1214 00:55:07,375 --> 00:55:08,250 What's not in? 1215 00:55:08,708 --> 00:55:10,708 The seat's not connected. 1216 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,500 I asked the rental company to install it. 1217 00:55:15,583 --> 00:55:18,333 Yeah, I think they can't for liability reasons. 1218 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:20,750 -Do you know how these things-- -Let me just... If you... 1219 00:55:20,833 --> 00:55:23,541 -There should be a clip to clip onto. -[Nicole] ...dig... 1220 00:55:26,208 --> 00:55:27,750 -[effort grunts] -[Nicole chuckles] 1221 00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:29,833 Ow! Fuck! 1222 00:55:29,916 --> 00:55:31,708 -[Henry] Why "fuck?" -Something sharp. 1223 00:55:31,791 --> 00:55:33,166 -Can't I stay with Mom? -No. 1224 00:55:33,250 --> 00:55:34,291 Why not? 1225 00:55:34,375 --> 00:55:36,375 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles. 1226 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,333 I don't want to. 1227 00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:38,916 Henry, get in the fucking car! 1228 00:55:41,083 --> 00:55:43,333 I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car. 1229 00:55:48,416 --> 00:55:50,583 How do you spell Lego Bionicles? 1230 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:53,041 [Charlie] That's two words. What does Lego start with? 1231 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,166 Just tell me. 1232 00:55:54,250 --> 00:55:55,500 -Don't you want to learn it? -No. 1233 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:56,958 -It's on the box, anyway. -L... 1234 00:55:57,041 --> 00:55:57,958 Then what? 1235 00:55:58,208 --> 00:56:01,000 E... You know, everyone at the theater says hi. 1236 00:56:01,083 --> 00:56:02,000 [Henry] Hi. 1237 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:02,958 Then what? 1238 00:56:03,041 --> 00:56:04,583 [Charlie] A "g-g-g" sound. 1239 00:56:04,666 --> 00:56:06,625 -Are you excited for Halloween? -J? 1240 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:07,541 G. 1241 00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:09,291 -[Henry] Then what? -And an "O" sound. 1242 00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:11,500 -O? -Are you excited for Halloween? 1243 00:56:11,583 --> 00:56:12,500 [Henry] Yeah. 1244 00:56:12,583 --> 00:56:14,083 I brought both our costumes. 1245 00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:16,458 I'm going as a store-bought ninja. 1246 00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:18,666 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein. 1247 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:20,916 I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore. 1248 00:56:21,000 --> 00:56:21,916 [Charlie] Are you sure? 1249 00:56:23,666 --> 00:56:24,708 Maybe just look at it. 1250 00:56:25,250 --> 00:56:27,875 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man. 1251 00:56:27,958 --> 00:56:29,958 Mom bought me a ninja costume, 1252 00:56:30,166 --> 00:56:32,750 which is better because it costs more. 1253 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,416 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more 1254 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,625 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials. 1255 00:56:36,708 --> 00:56:38,958 The cousins are also going to be ninjas. 1256 00:56:39,041 --> 00:56:40,875 But Henry, we went through all this trouble. 1257 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:45,541 Okay. 1258 00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,583 Whatever you want. 1259 00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:53,875 -[Charlie grunts] -[automated voice] Please take the ticket. 1260 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,583 [grunts] 1261 00:56:56,666 --> 00:56:57,583 [door opens] 1262 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,833 -[Henry] Dad, you're too far. -[Charlie] I know. 1263 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,583 -[horn honks] -[automated voice] Please take the ticket. 1264 00:57:09,291 --> 00:57:11,583 So, I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car 1265 00:57:11,666 --> 00:57:13,791 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know. 1266 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:14,875 I've been here. 1267 00:57:15,125 --> 00:57:18,458 It's an office building, so you've been to places like this before. 1268 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,583 I remember those fish. 1269 00:57:21,708 --> 00:57:23,125 A lot of fish look the same. 1270 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:24,666 [woman] Can I help you? 1271 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,250 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen. 1272 00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:29,083 Oh, hi. Where's your little man? 1273 00:57:29,166 --> 00:57:32,333 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's. 1274 00:57:32,708 --> 00:57:33,541 Okay. 1275 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:36,000 Oh, okay. 1276 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:38,166 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you. 1277 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,041 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize. 1278 00:57:40,125 --> 00:57:43,291 He can't see you because apparently your wife already met with him 1279 00:57:43,375 --> 00:57:45,625 on the 7th of August about representation. 1280 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:47,791 B-But she hired somebody else. 1281 00:57:47,875 --> 00:57:50,208 -Uh... Nora-- -Fanshaw? 1282 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:53,000 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already, 1283 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:55,083 he's legally barred from representing you. 1284 00:57:55,791 --> 00:57:56,625 Oh. 1285 00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,333 -Should we feed the fish? -[Henry] Yeah. 1286 00:57:58,958 --> 00:58:01,375 -[woman] It happens all the time. -Really? 1287 00:58:01,458 --> 00:58:03,750 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking. 1288 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,291 Oh. 1289 00:58:05,375 --> 00:58:08,375 [woman] You know, it's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible 1290 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:10,375 so that their spouse has limited options. 1291 00:58:10,458 --> 00:58:12,458 Oh, I don't think she would've done it deliberately. 1292 00:58:12,541 --> 00:58:13,916 [woman] You'd be surprised. 1293 00:58:14,166 --> 00:58:16,708 Can all of them, like, breathe out of the water? 1294 00:58:18,416 --> 00:58:20,500 Did you go to a lot of offices with your mom? 1295 00:58:20,583 --> 00:58:21,708 Not so many. 1296 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,291 Like 11. 1297 00:58:24,708 --> 00:58:27,250 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy. 1298 00:58:27,333 --> 00:58:28,500 I need somebody today. 1299 00:58:28,583 --> 00:58:31,291 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody. 1300 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:34,208 I didn't know who else to call. There's got to be someone she didn't meet. 1301 00:58:34,291 --> 00:58:35,416 I have a name for you. 1302 00:58:36,458 --> 00:58:38,333 Bert Spitz. 1303 00:58:38,875 --> 00:58:42,166 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency. 1304 00:58:42,625 --> 00:58:43,458 Great. 1305 00:58:43,541 --> 00:58:47,000 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago, 1306 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,083 and he went into family law. 1307 00:58:49,166 --> 00:58:51,000 -I called him. -Thank you, G-ma. 1308 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:53,750 -[Sandra] He can see you today at three. -Aw, shit. 1309 00:58:54,416 --> 00:58:56,958 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird. 1310 00:58:57,041 --> 00:58:58,333 [Charlie] You got it. I love you. 1311 00:58:58,416 --> 00:58:59,375 -Aw. - [Henry] Dad! 1312 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:02,041 -I need a new burger. -Why? 1313 00:59:02,125 --> 00:59:06,416 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant, I dropped it. 1314 00:59:07,916 --> 00:59:10,291 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car. 1315 00:59:10,375 --> 00:59:13,333 Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me? 1316 00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:15,333 Because I've been away and want to see you. 1317 00:59:16,083 --> 00:59:19,375 -Jamie Tuber has a little sister -[locks car] 1318 00:59:19,458 --> 00:59:21,958 named, um, Lily Tuber. 1319 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:24,333 -Yeah. -And Lily Tuber is really bossy. 1320 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:25,250 Uh-huh. 1321 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,500 [purring] 1322 00:59:26,583 --> 00:59:30,333 Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do. 1323 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:33,875 It's like a death without a body. 1324 00:59:36,041 --> 00:59:39,333 I know personally. I've been there four different times. 1325 00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:41,041 You've been divorced four times? 1326 00:59:41,125 --> 00:59:42,250 [Bert] Married four times. 1327 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:43,833 Three divorces. 1328 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,208 This last one will stick, God willing. 1329 00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:49,666 That's why I graduated into family law, 1330 00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:52,208 to help people survive this painful time. 1331 00:59:52,791 --> 00:59:53,875 [Bert inhales] 1332 00:59:53,958 --> 00:59:55,166 Here's how I see it. 1333 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:59,541 If we get bogged down in "who did this," and "who did that," 1334 00:59:59,625 --> 01:00:01,250 and "I don't want to pay the two dollars," 1335 01:00:01,333 --> 01:00:04,000 it'll just cost you more money and time and... 1336 01:00:05,041 --> 01:00:06,125 emotional stress, 1337 01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:08,625 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway. 1338 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:09,541 Right. 1339 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:12,833 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure. 1340 01:00:12,916 --> 01:00:16,000 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us. 1341 01:00:16,333 --> 01:00:18,416 You know, most people in my business make up the truth 1342 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,000 so they can get where they need to go. 1343 01:00:20,541 --> 01:00:22,666 You're just transactions to them. 1344 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,625 I-I like to think of you as people. 1345 01:00:24,708 --> 01:00:26,500 Oh, okay, good. [laughs] 1346 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:28,041 And not just you, her too. 1347 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:28,958 Yes. 1348 01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:31,166 [Bert] You know, this can be a really ugly process. 1349 01:00:31,250 --> 01:00:33,916 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible. 1350 01:00:34,208 --> 01:00:35,583 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1351 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:36,958 Um... 1352 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,083 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible. 1353 01:00:40,166 --> 01:00:41,125 Of course you do. 1354 01:00:41,750 --> 01:00:45,750 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start. 1355 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:49,458 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer. 1356 01:00:49,541 --> 01:00:52,291 And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer. 1357 01:00:52,375 --> 01:00:53,833 Oh. I didn't... 1358 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:58,291 -What? -[Bert] Well, at least part of her. 1359 01:00:58,375 --> 01:00:59,958 It doesn't make sense, does it? 1360 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,375 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid. 1361 01:01:04,041 --> 01:01:07,333 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education. 1362 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,375 -It seems ridiculous. -[Bert] Oh, it is. 1363 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:10,791 It is, boy. 1364 01:01:12,375 --> 01:01:14,166 We'll have to respond right away. 1365 01:01:15,791 --> 01:01:17,458 Your son goes to school out here? 1366 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,791 Yeah, temporarily. We agreed. 1367 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:22,833 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her, 1368 01:01:22,916 --> 01:01:25,041 as she's often felt we do things on my terms. 1369 01:01:25,125 --> 01:01:27,375 Be a better husband in divorce. 1370 01:01:27,708 --> 01:01:30,375 [Charlie] I guess something like that, but we live in New York. 1371 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:31,416 [inhales] 1372 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,375 Well, with your kid going to school out here, 1373 01:01:33,458 --> 01:01:34,916 the court may see it differently. 1374 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,041 Will we go to court? 1375 01:01:36,125 --> 01:01:38,125 No, no, we don't want to go to court. 1376 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,291 The courts in California are a disaster. 1377 01:01:40,375 --> 01:01:42,416 No, that's just how we have to think about it. 1378 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:44,666 I'm not sure these are my glasses. 1379 01:01:45,041 --> 01:01:46,750 Where are you living while you're here? 1380 01:01:46,833 --> 01:01:48,125 I'm in a hotel right now. 1381 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:49,416 No, a hotel doesn't look good. 1382 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:50,958 -To who? -The court. 1383 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,958 You just said we weren't going to go to court. 1384 01:01:53,041 --> 01:01:54,291 [Bert] No, of course, of course. 1385 01:01:54,375 --> 01:01:56,875 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court. 1386 01:01:56,958 --> 01:01:57,791 Okay. 1387 01:01:58,291 --> 01:01:59,750 You should get a place in LA. 1388 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:02,916 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons. 1389 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:05,291 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive. 1390 01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,291 I-I guess I could rent our New York apartment. 1391 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,208 Don't rent it. 1392 01:02:08,708 --> 01:02:10,958 You have to continue to prove New York residence. 1393 01:02:11,041 --> 01:02:13,166 And of course, if you have a place in LA, 1394 01:02:13,250 --> 01:02:15,625 it's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it? 1395 01:02:15,708 --> 01:02:16,625 So... 1396 01:02:17,625 --> 01:02:18,750 what do I do? 1397 01:02:18,875 --> 01:02:22,208 [Bert] I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son. 1398 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,083 Many people fight for that time, 1399 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:26,583 then they don't even use it. 1400 01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,333 They just want to win. 1401 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:31,125 [Charlie] This shouldn't be that complicated, right? 1402 01:02:31,208 --> 01:02:32,833 I mean, we're a New York family. 1403 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,583 I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right? 1404 01:02:35,666 --> 01:02:37,708 -I hope so, yes. -[microwave starts] 1405 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:40,083 I see no reason... 1406 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:42,958 You both love your child. 1407 01:02:43,958 --> 01:02:45,125 You respect each other. 1408 01:02:45,458 --> 01:02:47,625 Why this shouldn't be relatively pain-free. 1409 01:02:47,708 --> 01:02:48,791 Right. 1410 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,791 I think you have my glasses. 1411 01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:52,583 [sighs] 1412 01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:54,458 That makes sense. 1413 01:02:54,541 --> 01:02:55,375 [cat purring] 1414 01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:58,166 -[Charlie] What have you been doing? -Reading this magazine. 1415 01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,208 You were reading California Lawyer? 1416 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,125 [Henry] Yeah. 1417 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:03,875 -[Charlie] Okay, I'm almost done. -[cat purring] 1418 01:03:04,291 --> 01:03:06,375 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat. 1419 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:08,458 [continues purring] 1420 01:03:08,541 --> 01:03:11,166 -What kind of pet do you want? -I don't know... 1421 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:14,000 [Bert] I want you to know that eventually this will all be over, 1422 01:03:14,083 --> 01:03:15,875 and whatever we win or lose... 1423 01:03:16,458 --> 01:03:19,375 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together. 1424 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,000 Thank you. 1425 01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:25,000 You're the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human. 1426 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:29,250 [microwave beeping] 1427 01:03:30,083 --> 01:03:32,625 You remind me of myself on my second marriage. 1428 01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:38,625 Come! Come! Come! Come! Oh! [laughs] 1429 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:40,291 [smooches] You have fun with Daddy? 1430 01:03:40,375 --> 01:03:42,500 -[Henry] We drove around to offices. -Oh. 1431 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:45,416 Do you want to see your ninja costume? It's on G-ma's bed. 1432 01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:46,750 -Yeah! -Yeah. 1433 01:03:46,958 --> 01:03:48,541 [Nicole laughs] 1434 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,541 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing 1435 01:03:51,625 --> 01:03:53,125 with the plugs and-- 1436 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,625 Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that-- 1437 01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,541 But he and I had decided together. 1438 01:03:57,625 --> 01:03:59,291 Oh, well, I can't make him be Frankenstein. 1439 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:01,750 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little. 1440 01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:04,750 I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe you can nudge him in that direction. 1441 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:06,083 I'll try. 1442 01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:08,625 What's the... 1443 01:04:09,791 --> 01:04:11,750 Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show? 1444 01:04:12,291 --> 01:04:14,916 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before. 1445 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:16,791 I know, but I didn't say anything then. 1446 01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,125 You don't like it? 1447 01:04:19,208 --> 01:04:22,500 No, I guess it's fine. Is it shorter? I prefer longer but... 1448 01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:24,333 [laughs] 1449 01:04:25,333 --> 01:04:27,541 Oh, sorry, it's just absurd. 1450 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,250 Is everything okay? 1451 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:30,958 Yeah. Why? 1452 01:04:31,458 --> 01:04:34,000 You seem, I don't know, like something is-- 1453 01:04:34,083 --> 01:04:35,208 Everything's fine. 1454 01:04:37,208 --> 01:04:38,916 Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel, 1455 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,958 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30-- 1456 01:04:42,041 --> 01:04:44,500 [Nicole] We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena 1457 01:04:44,583 --> 01:04:46,291 and trick-or-treating with the cousins. 1458 01:04:46,375 --> 01:04:47,541 Cassie lives in Pasadena now? 1459 01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,875 Yes. She and Sam moved there a couple months ago. 1460 01:04:49,958 --> 01:04:51,333 Okay, I don't really know Pasadena. 1461 01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:54,333 -I'll figure it out. What's the address? -My mom is looking forward to it... 1462 01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:56,416 -I'll text Sam. -...and Cassie and Sam are mad. 1463 01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:57,833 -Mad at who? -You. 1464 01:04:57,916 --> 01:05:00,083 -Cassie and Sam? -[Nicole] You can understand that. 1465 01:05:00,166 --> 01:05:02,375 So, I think we should probably do separate Halloweens. 1466 01:05:02,458 --> 01:05:04,958 But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it? 1467 01:05:05,041 --> 01:05:07,291 -Let's do it this way this time. -Do you not want me there? 1468 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:08,250 I'm fine with it. 1469 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,291 -Okay. -[Nicole] It'll be nice for him. 1470 01:05:10,375 --> 01:05:11,708 He'll have two Halloweens. 1471 01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:16,000 What am I going to do with him for second Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard? 1472 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,791 Maybe the hotel has something. Or you can drive to a different neighborhood. 1473 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,333 [snoring] 1474 01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:26,333 [man on TV] The sun sets forever. 1475 01:05:27,583 --> 01:05:30,500 -There shall never be another dawn. -[woman on TV cries] 1476 01:05:30,583 --> 01:05:31,541 [doorbell buzzes] 1477 01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:32,458 [woman] No! 1478 01:05:32,541 --> 01:05:34,125 [man laughs] 1479 01:05:34,208 --> 01:05:36,000 -[man] Lady... -[doorbell buzzes] 1480 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:39,500 I require the solace of the shadows... 1481 01:05:40,541 --> 01:05:41,875 and the dark! 1482 01:05:41,958 --> 01:05:42,791 [turns off TV] 1483 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:04,333 Okay, ready for Halloween? 1484 01:06:05,083 --> 01:06:06,791 -Hi. -Wow, elaborate. 1485 01:06:07,250 --> 01:06:09,750 Sweetheart, don't forget to wear your jacket. It's getting colder. 1486 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:11,916 -[Henry] This is a nice house. -[Charlie] Ready to go back out? 1487 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:13,416 -He has to pee. -[Henry] No, I don't. 1488 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,333 He does. 1489 01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:16,958 Uh, some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear. 1490 01:06:17,041 --> 01:06:19,125 You can keep that Bear-Bear, because I got another one. 1491 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:20,833 Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears? 1492 01:06:20,916 --> 01:06:23,416 -It was his idea. -David Bowie, right? Station to Station? 1493 01:06:24,041 --> 01:06:24,916 Let's Dance. 1494 01:06:25,625 --> 01:06:28,333 Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay? 1495 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:31,125 Have fun. 1496 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:36,375 Go pee and then we're going back out. 1497 01:06:36,791 --> 01:06:38,291 - [Henry] I'm too tired. - [keys jangling] 1498 01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:40,916 [Charlie] Go pee, and then we're going to go drive to Halloween. 1499 01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:43,166 This block looks promising. 1500 01:06:43,958 --> 01:06:45,291 I wish Halloween was over. 1501 01:06:45,375 --> 01:06:46,791 [Charlie] Well, it isn't. 1502 01:06:47,125 --> 01:06:49,458 If we were in New York, we could be walking. 1503 01:06:49,666 --> 01:06:52,666 But I like that we're sitting right now. I like to sit. 1504 01:06:53,125 --> 01:06:56,500 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it. 1505 01:06:56,875 --> 01:06:59,458 [Henry] I think that's why I like Los Angeles better. 1506 01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:00,625 Because you get to sit? 1507 01:07:00,708 --> 01:07:02,833 No, because I like my friends here better. 1508 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,125 That's not true. 1509 01:07:04,833 --> 01:07:07,250 What about Horatio and Poppy? 1510 01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:09,333 Horatio doesn't like me anymore. 1511 01:07:09,791 --> 01:07:11,125 And I don't like Poppy. 1512 01:07:11,583 --> 01:07:12,958 Here, I have Axel. 1513 01:07:13,041 --> 01:07:15,791 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad. 1514 01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:18,166 And my family's here. 1515 01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,333 Besides you. 1516 01:07:21,291 --> 01:07:22,625 [encouraging music plays] 1517 01:07:42,875 --> 01:07:44,625 [rings doorbell] 1518 01:07:48,416 --> 01:07:49,541 Everyone's asleep. 1519 01:07:50,583 --> 01:07:52,041 [rings doorbell] 1520 01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:42,000 I need to pee! 1521 01:08:47,291 --> 01:08:48,666 [urinating] 1522 01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:50,166 Who gave you a lighter? 1523 01:08:53,416 --> 01:08:54,291 Lift the seat. 1524 01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,500 [continues urinating] 1525 01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:02,750 I'm going to have to go back to New York on Monday. 1526 01:09:03,250 --> 01:09:04,291 Did you flush? 1527 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:08,083 [toilet flushes] 1528 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:09,333 [Charlie grunts] 1529 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:12,041 Wash your hands. 1530 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:15,291 [Henry] Will you play with me? 1531 01:09:15,375 --> 01:09:16,208 [faucet turns on] 1532 01:09:16,291 --> 01:09:17,791 I'm tired, honey. 1533 01:09:30,166 --> 01:09:32,250 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York. 1534 01:09:32,333 --> 01:09:34,458 [Henry] Ah, watch out! Whoosh! I'm falling! 1535 01:09:36,958 --> 01:09:39,791 You didn't catch me. 1536 01:09:42,708 --> 01:09:43,541 [Charlie] Okay? 1537 01:09:44,541 --> 01:09:45,791 Why aren't you here more? 1538 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,333 -[Charlie continues playing] -I have to work. 1539 01:09:49,666 --> 01:09:51,666 You know my play is opening on Broadway. 1540 01:09:52,375 --> 01:09:54,333 Is it because you don't want to be near Mom? 1541 01:09:54,416 --> 01:09:56,500 [Charlie] No. You know, like we talked about, 1542 01:09:56,583 --> 01:09:59,125 we both decided not to be together no matter where we are, 1543 01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:00,833 but we both want to be with you. 1544 01:10:01,666 --> 01:10:04,041 But you're not near me if you're in New York. 1545 01:10:04,583 --> 01:10:06,416 Well, we all still live in New York. 1546 01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:08,916 Yeah, but I go to school here. 1547 01:10:09,583 --> 01:10:10,625 Just for right now. 1548 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,916 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play. 1549 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,416 Remember all those kids in buckets? [laughs] 1550 01:10:16,500 --> 01:10:17,666 I like my school here, 1551 01:10:17,750 --> 01:10:20,291 and Mom says we could stay here if we want. 1552 01:10:22,208 --> 01:10:23,083 What do you mean? 1553 01:10:25,250 --> 01:10:26,125 She said that? 1554 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:27,333 [Henry] Yeah. 1555 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:29,166 [thoughtful music plays] 1556 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:35,166 [Henry] Vroom. 1557 01:10:37,208 --> 01:10:38,041 Aah! 1558 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,541 -[Nicole] Hello? -[Charlie] Are you moving out here? 1559 01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:01,333 -[Nicole] Did you find a lawyer? -Yes. Henry says you're moving here. 1560 01:11:01,416 --> 01:11:02,666 Have your lawyer call Nora. 1561 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,083 I want to talk about it as us. 1562 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:05,166 Who the fuck is "us"? 1563 01:11:05,250 --> 01:11:07,333 [Charlie] Let's just get in a room, you and me. 1564 01:11:07,416 --> 01:11:08,958 That's what we always said we'd do. 1565 01:11:09,041 --> 01:11:11,375 -My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything. -It's our divorce. 1566 01:11:11,458 --> 01:11:13,666 They say I could later sue them for malpractice. 1567 01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:16,000 What am I walking into? 1568 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:17,458 What are you walking into? 1569 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:19,166 Yes, what the fuck is going on?! 1570 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:22,875 I read your fucking emails, Charlie! I read them all. 1571 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,041 -When? -[Nicole] I don't know, recently. 1572 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,625 -Shit. -[Nicole] You're a fucking liar. 1573 01:11:26,708 --> 01:11:29,375 -You fucked Mary Ann! - It was after I was sleeping on the couch. 1574 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,125 All this bullshit about working on us. 1575 01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,083 You know what? I have been working. 1576 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:34,833 I've been doing the work alone. 1577 01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,250 How did you read my emails? 1578 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,708 I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck! 1579 01:11:38,791 --> 01:11:39,916 I think that's illegal! 1580 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,583 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA. 1581 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:44,333 Surprise! I have my own opinions. 1582 01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:46,583 How do you even know how to do something like that? 1583 01:11:46,666 --> 01:11:48,583 Surprise! I want things that aren't what you want, 1584 01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:50,541 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady. 1585 01:11:50,625 --> 01:11:53,750 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things. 1586 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:55,458 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA. 1587 01:11:55,541 --> 01:11:57,125 I am conflating, motherfucker! 1588 01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,666 You watch me conflate! 1589 01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,500 Did you just stamp your foot? 1590 01:12:04,958 --> 01:12:07,750 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry. 1591 01:12:10,083 --> 01:12:13,000 -You look like you needed one. -[Nicole] Yes, I do, thanks. 1592 01:12:14,041 --> 01:12:17,041 You know, the Japanese are making really interesting tequila right now. 1593 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:19,000 That's exciting, I guess. 1594 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,875 -What are you so angry about? -My fucking ex-husband. 1595 01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:26,750 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed. 1596 01:12:26,833 --> 01:12:27,833 It's pointless. 1597 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:30,166 It's a game I'm playing with myself. 1598 01:12:31,333 --> 01:12:34,375 Oh, hey, Pablo. Uh, we met at-- 1599 01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:36,500 -You held the bounce board. -The flirty grip. 1600 01:12:37,916 --> 01:12:39,000 [both moan] 1601 01:12:40,166 --> 01:12:42,541 -Here's what I want you to only do, okay? -What? 1602 01:12:42,708 --> 01:12:44,875 -I want you to finger me. -What? 1603 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,833 -Just finger me. -Okay. 1604 01:12:46,916 --> 01:12:49,750 That's all we're going to do, just fingering. Okay? 1605 01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:52,125 I'm changing my whole fucking life. 1606 01:12:52,833 --> 01:12:55,083 [moaning] 1607 01:12:58,208 --> 01:13:01,791 [Nora] Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles. 1608 01:13:01,875 --> 01:13:05,041 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon, 1609 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,958 and Nicole works in Hollywood 1610 01:13:07,041 --> 01:13:09,625 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother 1611 01:13:10,041 --> 01:13:12,833 with classes of swim, art, 1612 01:13:12,916 --> 01:13:15,708 gym, and music, as well as play groups. 1613 01:13:16,666 --> 01:13:19,750 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent, 1614 01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:24,208 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time, 1615 01:13:24,291 --> 01:13:27,583 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California. 1616 01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,458 [Bert] Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact 1617 01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:32,708 that they lived in New York for ten years. 1618 01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:36,250 [Nora] My client worked in New York for several years, that's true. 1619 01:13:36,333 --> 01:13:38,625 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA. 1620 01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:42,375 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers 1621 01:13:42,458 --> 01:13:43,750 to spend time with her family, 1622 01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:45,291 who all live in LA. 1623 01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:47,791 She and Charlie were married in LA. 1624 01:13:48,541 --> 01:13:49,833 Would you like to see the photos? 1625 01:13:49,916 --> 01:13:51,833 [Bert] No, I don't need to see the photos. 1626 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:54,416 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful. 1627 01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:55,541 [inhales] 1628 01:13:55,625 --> 01:13:57,666 It's my client's expectation 1629 01:13:57,916 --> 01:14:00,416 that after this TV show is completed, 1630 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,458 the parties will move back to New York 1631 01:14:02,541 --> 01:14:04,333 where they currently keep an apartment. 1632 01:14:04,416 --> 01:14:07,541 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole 1633 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:10,916 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles during the marriage. 1634 01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:13,916 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York, 1635 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,875 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated. 1636 01:14:18,250 --> 01:14:19,416 [inhales] 1637 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:21,250 In fact, a few years ago, 1638 01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:24,916 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse 1639 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:27,666 that would have taken his work and his family 1640 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:30,083 to Los Angeles for a year. 1641 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:32,541 And he, um... 1642 01:14:32,625 --> 01:14:33,666 turned it down. 1643 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:36,208 Even though that was Nicole's desire. 1644 01:14:36,291 --> 01:14:40,416 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child. 1645 01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:42,625 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain 1646 01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:46,166 when they went to Copenhagen for six months so he could direct a play? 1647 01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:49,333 Now, while I understand Charlie lives in New York... 1648 01:14:49,916 --> 01:14:53,708 and when it's convenient to his work schedule, he flies out to see his son... 1649 01:14:53,791 --> 01:14:56,250 He flies out here every chance he gets, at great expense. 1650 01:14:56,333 --> 01:14:58,541 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full time. 1651 01:14:58,625 --> 01:15:00,125 [Bert] He makes his living in New York. 1652 01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:02,750 -Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? -Good idea. 1653 01:15:02,833 --> 01:15:04,833 I'll order now so it'll come when we're all hungry. 1654 01:15:04,916 --> 01:15:05,875 Yeah. Mm. 1655 01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:08,000 -[Aamir] Everyone good with Manny's? -I'd love Manny's. 1656 01:15:08,083 --> 01:15:09,041 [Nora] Mm-hmm. 1657 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:10,375 Have you had Manny's? 1658 01:15:11,166 --> 01:15:12,041 Oh, you'll love it. 1659 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:14,750 Just really yummy sandwiches and salads. 1660 01:15:14,833 --> 01:15:16,333 I'll have the BLT. 1661 01:15:16,416 --> 01:15:17,250 Dad? 1662 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:18,833 Turkey. 1663 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:20,500 I'll have the BLT. 1664 01:15:20,875 --> 01:15:22,583 -You'll have the kale? -Kale salad. 1665 01:15:29,708 --> 01:15:30,541 [Charlie sighs] 1666 01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,750 [Charlie] Uh... 1667 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:41,625 I don't know, sorry. 1668 01:15:43,791 --> 01:15:45,291 Charlie will have, um... 1669 01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:48,166 the Greek salad, 1670 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:51,375 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing. 1671 01:15:51,458 --> 01:15:52,291 Okay. 1672 01:15:52,375 --> 01:15:54,791 -I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. -[Aamir] Okay, sure. 1673 01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:55,708 Thank you. 1674 01:15:59,416 --> 01:16:02,416 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me. 1675 01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:03,541 Oh, thank you. 1676 01:16:03,625 --> 01:16:04,958 He's a genius. 1677 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:06,208 [both chuckle] 1678 01:16:06,291 --> 01:16:09,083 [Nora] Well, I told Nicole I loved your play. 1679 01:16:09,166 --> 01:16:10,875 -Ah. Really. -[Charlie] Oh, thanks. 1680 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:13,166 You are one smart cookie. 1681 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,375 -Oh, thanks. -[liquid pours] 1682 01:16:15,458 --> 01:16:17,708 I would just love to... [inhales] 1683 01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:20,125 crawl inside that brain. 1684 01:16:20,541 --> 01:16:24,833 There was that one moment when you smell the toast, smell. 1685 01:16:24,916 --> 01:16:25,750 [chuckles] 1686 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,708 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year. 1687 01:16:28,791 --> 01:16:31,250 -Thanks. -[Nora] Truly genius. 1688 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:32,166 Thank you. 1689 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:35,083 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway. 1690 01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,958 They couldn't smell the toast. 1691 01:16:37,166 --> 01:16:38,250 [Nicole chuckles] 1692 01:16:38,333 --> 01:16:39,958 [Nora] It was so emotional. 1693 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:41,166 [laughs] 1694 01:16:41,250 --> 01:16:43,458 It's very competitive, I imagine. 1695 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:48,416 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles, 1696 01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:51,791 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry 1697 01:16:52,250 --> 01:16:54,583 that he see each parent equally. 1698 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,208 [inhales] 1699 01:16:56,375 --> 01:17:00,166 [sighs] It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance. 1700 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,708 -Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it. -[Nora] Mmm. 1701 01:17:02,791 --> 01:17:03,833 I love it too. 1702 01:17:04,666 --> 01:17:07,958 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside, 1703 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:12,250 we don't share your assertion that the couple is an LA-based family. 1704 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:14,625 It was very clearly their deal 1705 01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:18,000 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show. 1706 01:17:18,083 --> 01:17:19,625 I'm not aware of any deal. 1707 01:17:20,416 --> 01:17:22,125 Well, I didn't get it in writing. 1708 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:24,958 [inhales] 1709 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:28,041 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made 1710 01:17:28,125 --> 01:17:31,583 that you Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage? 1711 01:17:31,666 --> 01:17:34,500 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed. 1712 01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:35,666 [Charlie] But... 1713 01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:38,625 So, it's a deal when it's something you want 1714 01:17:38,708 --> 01:17:40,833 and a discussion when Nicole wants it? 1715 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:44,958 Sidebar... 1716 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:49,000 Nora, do you have a spare office where Charlie and I can sidebar? 1717 01:17:49,083 --> 01:17:49,916 Sure. 1718 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:51,916 -Can you, um... -I can show you. 1719 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:53,291 Come on. 1720 01:17:59,291 --> 01:18:02,208 -[inhales] Nora is a very good lawyer. -Uh-huh. 1721 01:18:03,375 --> 01:18:04,708 -Tough, right? -Yeah. 1722 01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:08,166 And you're in a bind because you've shown you're willing to fly out here 1723 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,041 and rent an apartment to see your son. 1724 01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:11,833 -You told me to do that. -I know that. 1725 01:18:11,916 --> 01:18:15,166 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid, not to set a precedent. 1726 01:18:15,250 --> 01:18:17,833 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent. 1727 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:20,250 And a judge might look at it that way. 1728 01:18:20,333 --> 01:18:23,541 What's the alternative? I stay in New York and never come out here? 1729 01:18:23,625 --> 01:18:25,625 No, because then it would look to the court 1730 01:18:25,708 --> 01:18:27,583 like you don't care about seeing your son. 1731 01:18:27,666 --> 01:18:30,833 Court or no court? Stop saying "court" and then "never court." 1732 01:18:30,916 --> 01:18:33,666 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court. 1733 01:18:34,291 --> 01:18:36,958 -Are you aware of how maddening you sound? -I am. 1734 01:18:38,291 --> 01:18:40,083 And I know it seems unfair. 1735 01:18:43,791 --> 01:18:45,125 But imagine if you were... 1736 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,083 a poor mother whose husband abandons her, 1737 01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:50,916 and then refuses to pay anything. 1738 01:18:52,666 --> 01:18:55,416 That's what the system is trying to protect people from. 1739 01:18:57,666 --> 01:18:58,500 Listen... 1740 01:18:59,416 --> 01:19:00,791 if I were representing you-- 1741 01:19:00,875 --> 01:19:02,041 You are representing me. 1742 01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,625 Right, no, of course. No... 1743 01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:08,333 I don't see a judge moving this child from California. 1744 01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:10,208 I think we try and settle today. 1745 01:19:10,625 --> 01:19:12,583 Settle meaning what? 1746 01:19:13,375 --> 01:19:14,333 She gets LA. 1747 01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:15,833 No, Bert, just... 1748 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:17,708 No. 1749 01:19:18,125 --> 01:19:19,708 I mean, we have to win this. 1750 01:19:20,083 --> 01:19:22,791 [Bert] Remember, the win is what's best for Henry. 1751 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:25,291 And if you guys go to court, he's going to get pulled into it. 1752 01:19:25,375 --> 01:19:28,416 But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just... 1753 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:29,750 then I won't... 1754 01:19:30,541 --> 01:19:32,541 I'll never get to really be his parent again. 1755 01:19:32,625 --> 01:19:33,458 It'll be different. 1756 01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:34,583 It won't exist. 1757 01:19:35,041 --> 01:19:36,541 [Bert] So maybe you move here. 1758 01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:38,750 You heard what Aamir said about space. 1759 01:19:38,833 --> 01:19:41,458 Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space! 1760 01:19:41,541 --> 01:19:44,916 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice. 1761 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,041 I've seen these things go on and on, 1762 01:19:47,333 --> 01:19:50,166 and the burden of these battles is immeasurable. 1763 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:54,291 I had a client get colon cancer and die before he and his wife came to agreement. 1764 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:55,833 What about filing in New York? 1765 01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:57,000 [Bert] It's too late. 1766 01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,291 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter. 1767 01:19:59,375 --> 01:20:01,208 They're being reasonable financially, you know? 1768 01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:03,916 You're-- You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money. 1769 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,750 She wouldn't do that. She knows I put all that money back in my theater. 1770 01:20:06,833 --> 01:20:08,416 If this continues, she might. 1771 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:11,125 The actors and crew all rely on that money. 1772 01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:13,166 The court would never agree with this, right? 1773 01:20:13,250 --> 01:20:16,166 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money 1774 01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:17,666 to go to court and prove it. 1775 01:20:20,583 --> 01:20:21,750 I feel like a criminal. 1776 01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:24,333 [Bert] But you didn't commit any crime. 1777 01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,750 It doesn't feel that way. 1778 01:20:25,833 --> 01:20:28,083 If we give on LA right now, 1779 01:20:28,333 --> 01:20:30,166 and then try to make the best deal possible, 1780 01:20:30,250 --> 01:20:32,291 I think we can get her to give on other fronts. 1781 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:34,291 There are no other fronts! 1782 01:20:35,250 --> 01:20:36,416 This is the thing! 1783 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,208 He needs to know that I fought for him! 1784 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:40,125 He'll know. 1785 01:20:40,625 --> 01:20:42,250 [clock ticking] 1786 01:20:54,791 --> 01:20:57,458 [voice breaking] I should never have let her come out here with Henry. 1787 01:20:57,541 --> 01:20:59,916 If it wasn't LA and New York, it'd be something else. 1788 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:03,416 You'd be fighting about a house, or a school district, or... 1789 01:21:04,833 --> 01:21:05,958 You know what this is like? 1790 01:21:06,041 --> 01:21:10,041 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. 1791 01:21:10,125 --> 01:21:12,000 -Do you know this? -I don't. 1792 01:21:12,083 --> 01:21:14,000 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says, 1793 01:21:14,083 --> 01:21:15,458 "I'm going to Rome on holiday." 1794 01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:18,041 And he says, "Oh, really? What... what airline are you taking?" 1795 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:19,541 She says, "Alitalia." 1796 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,875 He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? 1797 01:21:21,958 --> 01:21:24,208 That's the worst... That's terrible. Don't take that." 1798 01:21:24,291 --> 01:21:25,833 He says, "Where are you going to stay?" 1799 01:21:25,916 --> 01:21:27,625 She says, "I'm going to stay at the Hassler." 1800 01:21:27,708 --> 01:21:29,791 "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? 1801 01:21:29,875 --> 01:21:32,791 They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. 1802 01:21:32,875 --> 01:21:34,833 You won't sleep. What are you going to see?" 1803 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:37,333 She says, "I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican." 1804 01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:39,833 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. 1805 01:21:39,916 --> 01:21:41,291 You'll never get to see anything--" 1806 01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:43,583 I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke? 1807 01:21:45,791 --> 01:21:48,166 Whatever happens here, it's temporary. 1808 01:21:48,916 --> 01:21:51,916 He's growing up. He's going to have opinions on the subject. 1809 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:54,250 Time is on your side, Charlie. 1810 01:21:56,000 --> 01:21:58,166 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast. 1811 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:11,166 [Henry] I have most of my coins, like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's... 1812 01:22:11,250 --> 01:22:13,208 -[Nicole] Right. -...but I'm keeping my dollars 1813 01:22:13,291 --> 01:22:15,416 and my one twenty at yours, okay? 1814 01:22:15,875 --> 01:22:20,083 [Nicole] So, that is one twenty plus 50, what is that? 1815 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:21,500 Goddamn it. 1816 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:23,000 What's "Goddamn it"? 1817 01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,958 Did you guys lose power where you are? 1818 01:22:25,041 --> 01:22:27,166 Dad? Did we lose power? 1819 01:22:27,666 --> 01:22:28,500 No. 1820 01:22:29,125 --> 01:22:32,000 [Nicole] There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now... 1821 01:22:32,583 --> 01:22:35,041 [sighs] Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close. 1822 01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:36,625 Her gate won't close. 1823 01:22:36,708 --> 01:22:38,416 -[crickets chirping] -[dog barking] 1824 01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:43,000 Mom! 1825 01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:44,333 Hey. 1826 01:22:44,416 --> 01:22:45,791 [thoughtful music plays] 1827 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:49,208 -[Henry] Can we go see my room? -[Nicole] Yeah, of course. 1828 01:22:49,291 --> 01:22:50,958 -You tried all the-- -I tried everything. 1829 01:22:51,041 --> 01:22:52,750 Sorry I made you come out. 1830 01:22:52,833 --> 01:22:53,666 It's fine. 1831 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:55,791 -I just-- -You don't want your gate open. 1832 01:22:55,958 --> 01:22:56,791 Right. 1833 01:22:57,208 --> 01:23:00,666 -There should be a panel or something-- -Maybe this is something here. 1834 01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:04,208 -It's a cute house. -Oh, yeah. 1835 01:23:04,291 --> 01:23:06,000 I mean, from what I can see. 1836 01:23:06,083 --> 01:23:06,916 Thanks. 1837 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:12,000 You're getting shaggy. 1838 01:23:12,083 --> 01:23:14,666 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter. 1839 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:17,375 You want me to cut it? 1840 01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:19,250 Okay. 1841 01:23:30,166 --> 01:23:31,208 [Nicole] Close your eyes. 1842 01:23:36,291 --> 01:23:37,125 He's out. 1843 01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,291 Maybe he should stay here tonight. 1844 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:41,458 It's my night. 1845 01:24:09,625 --> 01:24:10,541 [yelling in Spanish] 1846 01:24:10,625 --> 01:24:13,291 Hey, come on. We're going. Come on. Let's take a walk. Right? 1847 01:24:13,375 --> 01:24:14,666 Yeah, we're going to take a walk. 1848 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:16,750 -We're taking a walk. -Fine, all right. She's crazy. 1849 01:24:16,833 --> 01:24:18,208 [Nora] We're mostly finished. 1850 01:24:18,833 --> 01:24:21,375 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details, 1851 01:24:21,458 --> 01:24:24,583 and there's a couple minor things hanging, 1852 01:24:24,666 --> 01:24:25,791 but it should be easy. 1853 01:24:26,750 --> 01:24:29,083 And then the judge makes your divorce official. 1854 01:24:29,958 --> 01:24:31,041 Oh. That's good. 1855 01:24:33,875 --> 01:24:35,833 -Fuck me. -[Nicole] What? 1856 01:24:35,916 --> 01:24:37,791 -[Jay speaking indistinctly] -Who's that? 1857 01:24:37,875 --> 01:24:40,625 Oh, Charlie shouldn't have done this. 1858 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:42,291 What do you mean? Where's Bert? 1859 01:24:42,375 --> 01:24:46,000 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table. 1860 01:24:46,416 --> 01:24:47,500 We've got LA, right? 1861 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,625 Not with Jay Marotta representing him. 1862 01:24:50,208 --> 01:24:51,666 This is a street fight now. 1863 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:55,291 And I'm going to have to ask for things that we wouldn't normally ask for. 1864 01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:58,375 This system rewards bad behavior. 1865 01:24:59,833 --> 01:25:01,000 -Jay. -Hey. 1866 01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:01,958 Hi. 1867 01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:04,416 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night. 1868 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:05,958 -Yeah? -Looking very handsome. 1869 01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:09,041 Oh, you know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event. 1870 01:25:09,125 --> 01:25:11,333 -Uh, John Legend's going to play. -[Nora] Oh, love him. 1871 01:25:11,416 --> 01:25:13,458 Okay? It's going to be at the Beverly Hilton, I think. 1872 01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:14,541 -[Nora] Great. -[Jay] Okay? 1873 01:25:14,625 --> 01:25:16,333 She said you're spending more time in Malibu. 1874 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,958 -[Jay] Oh, really? -[Nora] Me too. 1875 01:25:18,041 --> 01:25:20,000 I haven't seen her since that building was ICM. 1876 01:25:20,083 --> 01:25:20,958 [Jay laughs] 1877 01:25:21,041 --> 01:25:22,250 A little history... 1878 01:25:23,833 --> 01:25:26,083 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk 1879 01:25:26,166 --> 01:25:30,791 when he first hires Nicole as an actress in his play in New York City. 1880 01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,041 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director 1881 01:25:34,125 --> 01:25:35,583 of the avant-garde. 1882 01:25:35,875 --> 01:25:39,083 And she's known as the girl in that college sex movie 1883 01:25:39,166 --> 01:25:41,166 who takes her top off. 1884 01:25:41,333 --> 01:25:43,375 -My client will not be slut-shamed... -Ten years on... 1885 01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:44,625 ...for an artistic choice. 1886 01:25:44,708 --> 01:25:47,083 ...and many prestigious theater roles later... 1887 01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:50,166 she becomes an actress of great credibility. 1888 01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,500 And it's because of that credibility, 1889 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:56,625 that she's offered the lead role in a major television show. 1890 01:25:56,708 --> 01:26:00,125 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie. 1891 01:26:00,208 --> 01:26:04,166 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point. 1892 01:26:05,083 --> 01:26:08,833 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money, 1893 01:26:09,375 --> 01:26:11,916 present and future earnings of the show. 1894 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:18,541 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000 1895 01:26:18,625 --> 01:26:20,083 in the form of a MacArthur grant. 1896 01:26:20,166 --> 01:26:22,166 -Of which he gets... -This is for the theater work... 1897 01:26:22,250 --> 01:26:24,916 -...he conducted during the marriage. -...in 125,000 installments 1898 01:26:25,000 --> 01:26:26,250 ...over five years. 1899 01:26:26,333 --> 01:26:28,708 -So by Jay's same logic, this is work... -He uses the money... 1900 01:26:28,791 --> 01:26:31,416 -...that Nicole contributed to. -to employ actors and crew members... 1901 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:34,000 -One at a time, please. -...and to pay debts that he's accumulated 1902 01:26:34,083 --> 01:26:36,958 with his theater company that stars his wife. 1903 01:26:37,708 --> 01:26:38,583 [Ted sneezes] 1904 01:26:39,791 --> 01:26:42,083 -Bless you. -[Nora] Not only did she turn down 1905 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:44,125 a lucrative and successful career in movies 1906 01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:46,500 to perform in his little theater, 1907 01:26:47,083 --> 01:26:51,083 but she actually supplied Charlie with a loan early on to help out. 1908 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,666 -Which he paid back. -She lent her name to the marquee, 1909 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:55,958 which was the principle reason people came to the theater. 1910 01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,791 That may have been true ten years ago. 1911 01:26:57,875 --> 01:27:02,041 [Nora exhales] And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation. 1912 01:27:02,541 --> 01:27:04,083 Now, over the next ten years, 1913 01:27:04,166 --> 01:27:07,250 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows, 1914 01:27:07,375 --> 01:27:09,708 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest 1915 01:27:09,791 --> 01:27:12,458 to be a mom and act in his plays. 1916 01:27:13,041 --> 01:27:17,041 So, while we are willing to be flexible on support, 1917 01:27:17,125 --> 01:27:20,833 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money be split between the parties. 1918 01:27:20,916 --> 01:27:23,375 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant 1919 01:27:23,458 --> 01:27:25,416 dedicated to his genius. 1920 01:27:25,500 --> 01:27:27,000 He became a genius during the marriage. 1921 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:28,000 Oh, come on, Nora. 1922 01:27:28,083 --> 01:27:30,833 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize, 1923 01:27:30,916 --> 01:27:33,208 told Nicole that it belonged to her too. 1924 01:27:33,583 --> 01:27:35,708 That's what people say when they win awards. 1925 01:27:35,791 --> 01:27:38,750 Mmm. No, he was implying what was true. 1926 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:42,916 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage. 1927 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,041 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater 1928 01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:48,708 as a ramshackle downtown dump 1929 01:27:48,791 --> 01:27:50,291 when you're arguing custody, 1930 01:27:50,375 --> 01:27:52,333 but when you want more money, 1931 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:55,083 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director. 1932 01:27:55,166 --> 01:27:56,458 You can't have it both ways. 1933 01:27:56,541 --> 01:27:57,541 Oh, really? Why not? 1934 01:27:58,041 --> 01:28:00,250 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay, 1935 01:28:00,958 --> 01:28:03,375 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant 1936 01:28:03,458 --> 01:28:06,208 was put into a joint marital account, and thus became communal property. 1937 01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:08,916 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account. 1938 01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:12,000 There's not going to be anything left, anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her. 1939 01:28:12,083 --> 01:28:14,666 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage 1940 01:28:14,750 --> 01:28:17,333 takes place in an alternate reality. 1941 01:28:17,916 --> 01:28:23,375 By suddenly moving to LA and insisting on an LA residence, 1942 01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:25,583 Nicole is withholding Henry... 1943 01:28:25,666 --> 01:28:28,416 - [judge] Counsel, please be seated. -...alienating him from his father, 1944 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,458 which has turned Charlie's world upside down. 1945 01:28:31,541 --> 01:28:33,250 -[judge] Counselor? -It amounts to an ambush. 1946 01:28:33,333 --> 01:28:35,500 "Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"? 1947 01:28:35,916 --> 01:28:37,208 Well, those are fighting words, 1948 01:28:37,291 --> 01:28:40,333 and it's simply false and does nothing to further this settlement. 1949 01:28:41,500 --> 01:28:44,375 [sighs] Your recap of this situation is outrageous. 1950 01:28:44,458 --> 01:28:47,458 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state, 1951 01:28:47,541 --> 01:28:50,708 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of this situation 1952 01:28:50,791 --> 01:28:52,708 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs. 1953 01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:55,375 -An extramarital affair. -Do you really want me to go there? 1954 01:28:55,458 --> 01:28:57,416 -Yeah, let's go there. -[Nora] Okay. 1955 01:28:57,583 --> 01:29:00,583 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer 1956 01:29:00,666 --> 01:29:02,083 and reading his emails, 1957 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,583 which, if proven, is a felony. 1958 01:29:04,916 --> 01:29:06,708 And, Nora, I don't think you'd be too happy 1959 01:29:06,791 --> 01:29:10,166 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings. 1960 01:29:10,250 --> 01:29:11,083 What? 1961 01:29:11,166 --> 01:29:13,750 She confided in Charlie one night recently, 1962 01:29:13,833 --> 01:29:16,208 having just carried Henry to bed, 1963 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:20,625 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase. 1964 01:29:21,291 --> 01:29:24,250 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event. 1965 01:29:24,333 --> 01:29:26,500 So you let me know, Nora, 1966 01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:28,916 -and we will go there as needed. -Charlie? 1967 01:29:29,958 --> 01:29:30,958 Can I ask you, 1968 01:29:31,041 --> 01:29:33,041 how do you expect to have more time with Henry 1969 01:29:33,125 --> 01:29:35,583 when you don't exercise the time you already have, 1970 01:29:35,666 --> 01:29:37,958 and exercise it responsibly? 1971 01:29:38,500 --> 01:29:41,208 On a recent visit to Los Angeles, 1972 01:29:41,291 --> 01:29:43,916 after failing to call, text, 1973 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:46,208 communicate in any way, shape, or form, 1974 01:29:46,458 --> 01:29:47,958 Charlie finally arrived two hours late 1975 01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,958 to pick up Henry at Nicole's mother's house. 1976 01:29:50,041 --> 01:29:51,958 At that point, the car seat, 1977 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:55,791 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed, 1978 01:29:55,875 --> 01:29:57,291 was clearly not even belted in. 1979 01:29:57,375 --> 01:30:00,250 -It was just sitting in the back seat. -You have to buckle in the car seat. 1980 01:30:00,333 --> 01:30:01,208 -It's the law. -I know. 1981 01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:03,833 -I thought the rental place did it. -They can't. It's a liability. 1982 01:30:03,916 --> 01:30:05,958 I know that now. Once we discovered that, we fixed it. 1983 01:30:06,041 --> 01:30:06,958 [judge] Counsel? 1984 01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:09,500 You can see my courtroom is full 1985 01:30:09,583 --> 01:30:13,125 and there are people who don't have the resources your clients have, 1986 01:30:13,541 --> 01:30:16,750 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith, 1987 01:30:16,833 --> 01:30:19,125 the arguments in the case of this child. 1988 01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,750 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo. 1989 01:30:21,833 --> 01:30:25,416 This remains an LA family for the time being. 1990 01:30:25,708 --> 01:30:28,000 I took over this department recently, 1991 01:30:28,583 --> 01:30:31,208 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases. 1992 01:30:31,291 --> 01:30:35,291 So, I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator 1993 01:30:35,750 --> 01:30:38,708 who knows much more about young children than I do. 1994 01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,500 Once the evaluation is done, 1995 01:30:41,708 --> 01:30:44,458 we'll modify the orders where necessary. 1996 01:30:45,083 --> 01:30:47,000 [doorbell buzzes and rings] 1997 01:30:47,625 --> 01:30:48,458 [door opens] 1998 01:30:49,541 --> 01:30:50,583 Hey. 1999 01:30:51,250 --> 01:30:52,375 Hey, where's Henry? 2000 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,125 He's with Cassie and her kids at laser tag. 2001 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333 You want something to drink? 2002 01:30:57,416 --> 01:31:01,083 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes. 2003 01:31:01,416 --> 01:31:02,541 I'll take a juice box. 2004 01:31:07,166 --> 01:31:08,625 [refrigerator door opens] 2005 01:31:08,708 --> 01:31:10,708 You don't have anything on the walls? 2006 01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:13,875 I don't have anything to put on them except Henry's art, which is being framed. 2007 01:31:13,958 --> 01:31:17,708 I can give you some stuff, you know, until you get some things. 2008 01:31:18,250 --> 01:31:21,458 How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island Ferry? 2009 01:31:21,625 --> 01:31:22,791 Aren't you in that one? 2010 01:31:24,291 --> 01:31:25,625 I guess I... You could... 2011 01:31:25,708 --> 01:31:27,250 -cut me out. -I have to leave a day early 2012 01:31:27,333 --> 01:31:28,541 to New York on the 22nd. 2013 01:31:28,625 --> 01:31:30,666 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday. 2014 01:31:30,750 --> 01:31:33,833 Uh, the 22nd. So, that's the 21st? 2015 01:31:34,416 --> 01:31:36,333 Mmm, we have plans, actually. 2016 01:31:36,416 --> 01:31:39,458 We're going to, um, some thing at LACMA with the cousins. 2017 01:31:40,041 --> 01:31:42,125 But could you change it so I could take him? 2018 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:43,875 Mmm. It's just one night. 2019 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:45,500 -He's looking forward to it. -Really? 2020 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,333 It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it. 2021 01:31:48,625 --> 01:31:49,500 Okay, fine. 2022 01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:51,541 But what? 2023 01:31:51,750 --> 01:31:53,708 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible. 2024 01:31:53,791 --> 01:31:56,625 I am flexible. You come in and out and I adjust based on your schedule. 2025 01:31:56,708 --> 01:31:59,791 -This one night we have tickets to-- -It's not only this one night, but fine. 2026 01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,333 -Henry's teacher wants to meet with us. -You mean his LA teacher? 2027 01:32:03,416 --> 01:32:06,375 Can you, uh, answer the email so we could set a time? 2028 01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,208 Yeah, I've been distracted. 2029 01:32:09,333 --> 01:32:10,458 [Nicole] I understand. 2030 01:32:10,875 --> 01:32:13,416 They just want to rule out everything, you know, with his reading. 2031 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:15,500 [Charlie] I just think he's a little over-anxious. 2032 01:32:15,583 --> 01:32:17,000 I think he wants it too much. 2033 01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:19,000 They said he's off the charts in math. 2034 01:32:19,083 --> 01:32:21,416 [Nicole] He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him. 2035 01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:23,166 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn. 2036 01:32:24,000 --> 01:32:27,250 He's still a lousy Monopoly player because he tries to save all his money. 2037 01:32:27,333 --> 01:32:28,291 [laughs] 2038 01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:29,791 [laughs] 2039 01:32:32,708 --> 01:32:33,541 So... 2040 01:32:34,833 --> 01:32:37,458 -I thought we should talk. -[Charlie] Mm-hmm. 2041 01:32:37,541 --> 01:32:39,541 [Nicole] I feel like maybe things have gone too far. 2042 01:32:39,625 --> 01:32:40,458 Uh-huh. 2043 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:43,791 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house to help me pay Nora. 2044 01:32:43,875 --> 01:32:45,166 [Charlie] I thought I paid Nora. 2045 01:32:45,250 --> 01:32:46,958 You pay 30 percent of Nora. 2046 01:32:47,041 --> 01:32:49,541 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help. 2047 01:32:49,791 --> 01:32:51,791 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays, 2048 01:32:51,875 --> 01:32:54,166 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college. 2049 01:32:54,750 --> 01:32:58,041 It's just that up until now, we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed, 2050 01:32:58,125 --> 01:32:59,458 and this will change that. 2051 01:32:59,625 --> 01:33:00,500 [Charlie] Mm-hmm. 2052 01:33:00,916 --> 01:33:01,916 We have to protect him. 2053 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:02,833 I agree. 2054 01:33:02,916 --> 01:33:06,166 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes, 2055 01:33:06,458 --> 01:33:08,958 they're going to interview Henry in addition to us, 2056 01:33:09,041 --> 01:33:12,125 our friends, family, enemies, 2057 01:33:12,208 --> 01:33:15,500 and then they'll observe us with him, how we are as parents. 2058 01:33:15,583 --> 01:33:17,166 -Sounds awful. -[Nicole] I know. 2059 01:33:17,583 --> 01:33:21,416 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom, I'd never get custody. 2060 01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:24,458 That was a joke. 2061 01:33:25,041 --> 01:33:27,291 -I know. I feel the same way. -[Nicole] Right. 2062 01:33:27,375 --> 01:33:28,291 So... 2063 01:33:29,666 --> 01:33:31,916 Maybe we can figure something out between us. 2064 01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:34,458 You remember I said this to you at the beginning? 2065 01:33:34,541 --> 01:33:36,833 I know you did, but these are different circumstances. 2066 01:33:36,916 --> 01:33:38,750 I was anticipating these circumstances. 2067 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:41,541 Anyway, shall we try this? 2068 01:33:41,625 --> 01:33:42,458 Okay. 2069 01:33:55,750 --> 01:33:56,625 [chuckles] 2070 01:33:57,125 --> 01:33:58,125 I don't know how to start. 2071 01:34:00,666 --> 01:34:03,041 Do you understand why I want to stay in LA? 2072 01:34:03,125 --> 01:34:03,958 No. 2073 01:34:04,041 --> 01:34:05,416 Well... That's not... 2074 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:08,083 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start. 2075 01:34:08,166 --> 01:34:09,291 I don't understand it. 2076 01:34:11,208 --> 01:34:14,000 You don't remember promising that we could do time here? 2077 01:34:14,083 --> 01:34:15,083 We discussed things. 2078 01:34:15,541 --> 01:34:17,000 We were married, we said things. 2079 01:34:17,083 --> 01:34:18,750 We talked about moving to Europe. 2080 01:34:18,833 --> 01:34:20,041 About getting a... 2081 01:34:21,125 --> 01:34:23,250 sideboard, or what do you call it? 2082 01:34:23,333 --> 01:34:25,958 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch. 2083 01:34:26,041 --> 01:34:27,166 We never did any of it. 2084 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:28,958 You turned down the residency at the Geffen 2085 01:34:29,041 --> 01:34:31,208 that would've brought us here for a-- a year. 2086 01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:32,541 It wasn't something I wanted. 2087 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:35,458 We had a great theater company and a great life where we were. 2088 01:34:35,541 --> 01:34:38,083 -You call that a great life? -You know what I mean. 2089 01:34:38,166 --> 01:34:40,875 I don't mean we had a great marriage. I mean, life in Brooklyn. 2090 01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:42,666 Professionally. 2091 01:34:43,166 --> 01:34:45,708 I don't know. Honestly, I never considered anything different. 2092 01:34:45,791 --> 01:34:47,416 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 2093 01:34:47,500 --> 01:34:50,583 I mean, I was your wife. You should've considered my happiness too. 2094 01:34:50,666 --> 01:34:54,291 Come on, you were happy. You've just decided you weren't now. 2095 01:34:55,583 --> 01:34:57,875 Okay. Okay. [sighs] 2096 01:34:57,958 --> 01:34:59,041 [hesitates] Let's... 2097 01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:02,250 M-My work is here now, my family is here. 2098 01:35:02,333 --> 01:35:05,166 And I agreed to put Henry in school here because your show went to series. 2099 01:35:05,250 --> 01:35:08,291 I did that knowing that when you were done shooting, he'd come back to New York. 2100 01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:09,375 Honey, we never said that. 2101 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:12,083 That may have been your assumption, but we never expressly said that. 2102 01:35:12,166 --> 01:35:14,750 -We did say it. -[Nicole] When did we say it? 2103 01:35:14,833 --> 01:35:16,708 I don't know when we said it, but we said it. 2104 01:35:16,791 --> 01:35:18,625 -I thought-- -We said it that time on the phone! 2105 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:20,250 Honey, let me finish. Sorry. 2106 01:35:20,333 --> 01:35:21,625 I keep saying that. 2107 01:35:21,708 --> 01:35:24,583 I thought that if Henry was happy here, 2108 01:35:24,666 --> 01:35:27,500 and my show continued, that we might do LA for a while. 2109 01:35:27,583 --> 01:35:29,791 I was not privy to that thought process. 2110 01:35:29,875 --> 01:35:31,541 [scoffs] The only reason we didn't live here 2111 01:35:31,625 --> 01:35:33,291 is because you can't imagine desires 2112 01:35:33,375 --> 01:35:35,833 other than your own, unless they're forced on you. 2113 01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:38,833 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me, you wish you'd had a different life, 2114 01:35:38,916 --> 01:35:40,250 but this is what happened. 2115 01:35:41,416 --> 01:35:42,875 -So, what do we do? -I don't know. 2116 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,916 Nora says there's no coming back from this. 2117 01:35:47,000 --> 01:35:50,541 Fuck Nora! I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA 2118 01:35:50,625 --> 01:35:52,333 even though I never lived in LA. 2119 01:35:53,291 --> 01:35:55,250 How could you have her say those things about me? 2120 01:35:55,333 --> 01:35:57,000 Jay said them about me too. 2121 01:35:57,541 --> 01:35:58,958 You shouldn't have fired Bert. 2122 01:35:59,041 --> 01:36:00,250 I needed my own asshole. 2123 01:36:00,333 --> 01:36:01,166 [scoffs] 2124 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:05,916 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers said shitty stuff about both of us. 2125 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:07,125 Nora was worse. 2126 01:36:07,500 --> 01:36:08,791 Jay called me an alcoholic. 2127 01:36:08,875 --> 01:36:11,625 You pulled the rug out from under me and you're putting me through hell. 2128 01:36:11,708 --> 01:36:13,416 You put me through hell during our marriage. 2129 01:36:13,500 --> 01:36:14,750 Oh, is that what that was, hell? 2130 01:36:14,833 --> 01:36:17,166 And now you're going to put Henry through this horrible thing 2131 01:36:17,250 --> 01:36:19,666 -so you can yet again get what you want! -It's not what I want. 2132 01:36:19,750 --> 01:36:22,000 I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was... 2133 01:36:22,375 --> 01:36:23,333 was... 2134 01:36:23,708 --> 01:36:24,875 what's best for him. 2135 01:36:24,958 --> 01:36:28,416 Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd get around to Henry and what he wants. 2136 01:36:28,500 --> 01:36:29,416 [Charlie] Fuck off! 2137 01:36:29,500 --> 01:36:32,916 No, you fuck off! If you'd listen to your son, or anyone, 2138 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,750 then he'd tell you that he'd rather live here! 2139 01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:36,625 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry. 2140 01:36:36,708 --> 01:36:38,208 He tells me he likes it better here. 2141 01:36:38,291 --> 01:36:40,458 He tells you because he knows it's what you want to hear! 2142 01:36:40,541 --> 01:36:43,208 He tells me you're on the phone all the time. You don't play with him. 2143 01:36:43,291 --> 01:36:46,416 Because I'm going through a divorce in LA and trying to direct a play in New York! 2144 01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:49,541 Which closed because I wasn't there. It was a huge opportunity for me... 2145 01:36:49,625 --> 01:36:51,541 You're fighting for something you don't even want! 2146 01:36:51,625 --> 01:36:53,000 -And I let everyone down. -[scoffs] 2147 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:55,125 You're being so much like your father. 2148 01:36:55,625 --> 01:36:57,041 Do not compare me to my father! 2149 01:36:57,125 --> 01:36:59,541 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him. 2150 01:36:59,625 --> 01:37:00,875 You're exactly like your mother. 2151 01:37:00,958 --> 01:37:04,083 Everything you were complaining about her, you're doing. You're suffocating Henry. 2152 01:37:04,166 --> 01:37:06,875 First of all, I love my mother. She was a wonderful mother. 2153 01:37:06,958 --> 01:37:09,291 -I'm just repeating what you told me. -Secondly, how dare you 2154 01:37:09,375 --> 01:37:11,208 compare my mothering to my mother! 2155 01:37:11,291 --> 01:37:14,250 I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother! 2156 01:37:14,333 --> 01:37:15,333 You are! 2157 01:37:15,416 --> 01:37:16,958 And you're like my father! 2158 01:37:17,041 --> 01:37:18,458 You're also like my mother! 2159 01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,750 You're all the bad things about all of these people! 2160 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:22,333 But mostly your mother. 2161 01:37:22,416 --> 01:37:23,750 When we would lie in bed together, 2162 01:37:23,833 --> 01:37:26,666 sometimes I would look at you and see her and just feel so gross! 2163 01:37:26,750 --> 01:37:29,458 -I felt repulsed when you touched me! -You're a slob. 2164 01:37:29,541 --> 01:37:31,166 I made all the beds, closed all cabinets... 2165 01:37:31,250 --> 01:37:34,541 The thought of having sex with you makes me want to peel my skin off. 2166 01:37:34,625 --> 01:37:36,958 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere. 2167 01:37:37,041 --> 01:37:39,541 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me, 2168 01:37:39,625 --> 01:37:42,000 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him 2169 01:37:42,083 --> 01:37:45,208 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice. 2170 01:37:45,291 --> 01:37:47,583 You just want to fucking complain about not having a voice! 2171 01:37:47,666 --> 01:37:50,916 I think about being married to you, and that woman is a stranger to me. 2172 01:37:51,458 --> 01:37:53,916 -I mean, we had a child's marriage. -You've regressed. 2173 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:56,625 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic. 2174 01:37:56,708 --> 01:38:00,583 People used to tell me that you were too selfish to be a great artist. 2175 01:38:00,666 --> 01:38:02,375 And I used to defend you. 2176 01:38:02,458 --> 01:38:03,833 They were absolutely right. 2177 01:38:03,916 --> 01:38:06,625 All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack! 2178 01:38:06,708 --> 01:38:09,875 You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain! 2179 01:38:09,958 --> 01:38:13,416 You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategy? 2180 01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:16,583 Fine, but you and I both know you chose this life! 2181 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:19,000 You wanted it until you didn't! 2182 01:38:20,041 --> 01:38:22,291 You used me so you could get out of LA. 2183 01:38:22,375 --> 01:38:23,416 I didn't use you. 2184 01:38:23,500 --> 01:38:25,833 You did, and then you blamed me for it! 2185 01:38:26,000 --> 01:38:28,416 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong, 2186 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,791 how I was falling short! 2187 01:38:29,875 --> 01:38:31,583 Life with you was joyless! 2188 01:38:31,666 --> 01:38:34,208 What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else? 2189 01:38:34,291 --> 01:38:35,875 You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her! 2190 01:38:35,958 --> 01:38:37,833 You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! 2191 01:38:37,916 --> 01:38:38,750 Do you love her? 2192 01:38:38,833 --> 01:38:40,083 No. 2193 01:38:40,166 --> 01:38:42,625 But she didn't hate me. You hated me. 2194 01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:43,791 You hated me. 2195 01:38:43,875 --> 01:38:45,583 You fucked somebody we worked with. 2196 01:38:45,666 --> 01:38:48,166 You stopped having sex with me in the last year. 2197 01:38:48,250 --> 01:38:49,750 I never cheated on you. 2198 01:38:49,833 --> 01:38:50,916 That was cheating on me! 2199 01:38:51,000 --> 01:38:52,958 But there was so much I could have done. 2200 01:38:53,041 --> 01:38:55,666 I was a director in my twenties who came from nothing 2201 01:38:55,750 --> 01:38:58,916 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking Time Out New York! 2202 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,958 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't. 2203 01:39:02,041 --> 01:39:04,291 And I loved you and I didn't want to lose you. 2204 01:39:04,375 --> 01:39:07,208 But I'm in my twenties, and I didn't want to lose that too, 2205 01:39:07,291 --> 01:39:08,833 and I kinda did! 2206 01:39:09,291 --> 01:39:11,666 And you wanted so much so fast. 2207 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:13,458 I didn't even want to get married. 2208 01:39:13,541 --> 01:39:15,125 And fuck it! 2209 01:39:15,458 --> 01:39:17,166 There's so much I didn't do. 2210 01:39:17,250 --> 01:39:19,916 -[Nicole laughs] Thanks for that! -You're welcome! 2211 01:39:20,000 --> 01:39:23,166 I can't believe I have to know you forever! 2212 01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:25,333 You're fucking insane! 2213 01:39:26,125 --> 01:39:28,333 And you're fucking winning! 2214 01:39:28,958 --> 01:39:30,541 Are you kidding me? 2215 01:39:30,916 --> 01:39:32,750 I wanted to be married. 2216 01:39:33,291 --> 01:39:34,625 I'd already lost! 2217 01:39:35,083 --> 01:39:37,416 You didn't love me as much as I loved you! 2218 01:39:39,291 --> 01:39:40,958 What does that have to do with LA? 2219 01:39:43,291 --> 01:39:44,125 What? 2220 01:39:44,208 --> 01:39:47,625 You're so merged with your own selfishness, 2221 01:39:47,708 --> 01:39:50,833 you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore! 2222 01:39:51,208 --> 01:39:53,458 You're such a dick! 2223 01:39:53,541 --> 01:39:56,166 Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead! 2224 01:39:56,250 --> 01:39:59,291 Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay, 2225 01:39:59,375 --> 01:40:03,208 I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die! 2226 01:40:09,416 --> 01:40:10,333 [crying] 2227 01:40:18,875 --> 01:40:20,500 [Charlie continues crying] 2228 01:40:22,958 --> 01:40:25,000 Oh, God! 2229 01:40:26,125 --> 01:40:27,500 [sobbing] 2230 01:40:34,958 --> 01:40:35,791 I'm sorry. 2231 01:40:37,708 --> 01:40:38,666 Me too. 2232 01:40:39,250 --> 01:40:40,583 [Charlie continues crying] 2233 01:40:40,666 --> 01:40:42,458 [thoughtful music plays] 2234 01:41:04,583 --> 01:41:06,875 Okay. No, we can make this nice. 2235 01:41:07,250 --> 01:41:10,625 Um, I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window. 2236 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:13,916 And, uh, do you have things we can put on the walls? 2237 01:41:14,000 --> 01:41:15,333 [continues inaudibly] 2238 01:41:33,541 --> 01:41:35,625 [chuckles] All right, that's it. Thank you very much. 2239 01:41:35,708 --> 01:41:38,083 [woman] We miss you, and it looks great, really. 2240 01:41:38,166 --> 01:41:39,791 -Let us know how it goes, okay? - All right. 2241 01:41:39,875 --> 01:41:41,958 I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday. 2242 01:41:42,291 --> 01:41:44,916 -[woman] Love you. -All right, love you too. Bye. 2243 01:41:45,000 --> 01:41:46,541 [music plays over dialogue] 2244 01:42:09,375 --> 01:42:11,291 Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden? 2245 01:42:11,375 --> 01:42:14,000 We'll have to return some of this stuff, so don't get too used to it. 2246 01:42:14,083 --> 01:42:16,041 I find plants kind of scary. 2247 01:42:16,375 --> 01:42:17,750 These plants are good guys. 2248 01:42:18,750 --> 01:42:20,333 Hey, come here. 2249 01:42:22,916 --> 01:42:23,791 [Henry] Yeah? 2250 01:42:25,583 --> 01:42:28,750 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come and visit us... 2251 01:42:29,750 --> 01:42:32,291 and be with us while we eat dinner. 2252 01:42:32,375 --> 01:42:34,291 -Is it your girlfriend? -No, no. 2253 01:42:34,708 --> 01:42:37,416 -Is it Mommy's boyfriend? -No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend? 2254 01:42:37,500 --> 01:42:39,583 I don't know. Does she? 2255 01:42:39,666 --> 01:42:42,083 -I don't know. -I don't know. 2256 01:42:43,500 --> 01:42:45,125 Why is someone watching us eat dinner? 2257 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,583 I know, it's weird. 2258 01:42:47,375 --> 01:42:49,083 It's just something we have to do. 2259 01:42:49,500 --> 01:42:51,000 Which has to do with... 2260 01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:53,791 Mommy and me figuring out everything... 2261 01:42:54,750 --> 01:42:56,083 and how we're going to be. 2262 01:42:57,041 --> 01:42:57,875 Um... 2263 01:42:58,791 --> 01:42:59,625 You know? 2264 01:43:00,958 --> 01:43:02,125 Will you read to me? 2265 01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:04,458 Sure. Grab your book. 2266 01:43:05,625 --> 01:43:07,458 [woman] Do you use drugs or alcohol? 2267 01:43:07,875 --> 01:43:08,875 I drink alcohol. 2268 01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:11,250 [woman] How much alcohol do you drink? 2269 01:43:12,666 --> 01:43:13,625 Hmm... 2270 01:43:13,708 --> 01:43:15,833 I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner. 2271 01:43:16,083 --> 01:43:18,041 -Sometimes more. -[woman] How much more? 2272 01:43:19,083 --> 01:43:19,916 [sighs] 2273 01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:21,625 It's... Sometimes a... 2274 01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:23,041 a few... 2275 01:43:23,791 --> 01:43:27,208 I... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone. 2276 01:43:27,291 --> 01:43:29,291 -[woman] Okay, who do you split it with? -I mean... 2277 01:43:29,375 --> 01:43:32,958 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine. 2278 01:43:33,041 --> 01:43:35,333 -[woman] Okay. -You know, like at a restaurant. 2279 01:43:35,416 --> 01:43:39,250 When you say, "Do you want to go by the glass or do we get a bottle?" 2280 01:43:40,166 --> 01:43:42,875 -[woman] You get a bottle? -[chuckles] Well, sometimes. 2281 01:43:44,333 --> 01:43:46,541 I mean, sometimes I go by the glass. 2282 01:43:47,250 --> 01:43:48,375 You know, it depends. 2283 01:43:48,458 --> 01:43:50,083 [woman writes notes] 2284 01:43:52,875 --> 01:43:56,041 Did you mean drugs ever? I have done drugs. 2285 01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,375 In college. 2286 01:43:59,375 --> 01:44:02,208 -[woman] Anything since you've been-- -I... I don't do it regularly. 2287 01:44:02,291 --> 01:44:04,000 [woman] Anything since you've been a mother? 2288 01:44:05,250 --> 01:44:06,083 [sighs] 2289 01:44:06,375 --> 01:44:07,666 Pot a few times. 2290 01:44:08,708 --> 01:44:11,625 Coke once at a party. I mean, Henry wasn't with me. 2291 01:44:14,208 --> 01:44:17,166 [woman] What would you say are your strengths as a parent? 2292 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:20,416 Uh... 2293 01:44:22,041 --> 01:44:23,000 [sighs] 2294 01:44:25,291 --> 01:44:26,125 I listen. 2295 01:44:27,583 --> 01:44:28,583 I play. 2296 01:44:30,958 --> 01:44:33,541 I-I put in the time. I... 2297 01:44:34,250 --> 01:44:35,166 love... 2298 01:44:36,166 --> 01:44:37,750 taking care of him... 2299 01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:40,083 watching him grow. 2300 01:44:42,166 --> 01:44:43,125 And sometimes... 2301 01:44:43,708 --> 01:44:47,458 what they say about "it goes so fast" is true, but... 2302 01:44:48,916 --> 01:44:49,958 sometimes it's not. 2303 01:44:50,458 --> 01:44:53,125 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly. 2304 01:44:54,500 --> 01:44:56,166 [woman] What are your weaknesses? 2305 01:44:57,125 --> 01:44:58,166 [sighs] 2306 01:44:59,083 --> 01:45:01,750 I'm too precise. I care too much. 2307 01:45:02,500 --> 01:45:04,416 -[woman] Are those weaknesses? -[sighs] 2308 01:45:06,458 --> 01:45:07,291 Maybe not. 2309 01:45:10,583 --> 01:45:13,208 You know, he can be an asshole and... 2310 01:45:13,958 --> 01:45:16,541 I can get really pissed off, and I'll call him on being an asshole-- 2311 01:45:16,625 --> 01:45:18,000 [Nora] I'm going to stop you there. 2312 01:45:18,458 --> 01:45:20,583 When you do this for real, don't ever say that. 2313 01:45:20,666 --> 01:45:22,833 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine 2314 01:45:22,916 --> 01:45:24,916 and yell at their child and call him an asshole. 2315 01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,500 I get it. I do it too. 2316 01:45:27,208 --> 01:45:29,291 We can accept an imperfect dad. 2317 01:45:29,375 --> 01:45:33,666 Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago. 2318 01:45:34,208 --> 01:45:37,208 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent 2319 01:45:37,291 --> 01:45:41,000 and absent and unreliable and selfish, 2320 01:45:41,125 --> 01:45:43,333 and can all say we want them to be different. 2321 01:45:43,708 --> 01:45:46,791 [chuckles] But on some basic level, we accept them. 2322 01:45:47,083 --> 01:45:49,125 We love them for their fallibilities, 2323 01:45:49,208 --> 01:45:53,041 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers. 2324 01:45:53,125 --> 01:45:56,166 We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually. 2325 01:45:56,250 --> 01:45:59,916 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever 2326 01:46:00,000 --> 01:46:03,458 is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect. 2327 01:46:03,708 --> 01:46:06,458 She's a virgin who gives birth, 2328 01:46:06,916 --> 01:46:11,458 unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when he's gone. 2329 01:46:12,041 --> 01:46:14,750 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking. 2330 01:46:15,083 --> 01:46:16,208 God is in heaven. 2331 01:46:17,208 --> 01:46:21,250 God is the father and God didn't show up. 2332 01:46:21,541 --> 01:46:25,500 So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter. 2333 01:46:26,625 --> 01:46:29,916 You will always be held to a different, higher standard. 2334 01:46:30,333 --> 01:46:33,500 And it's fucked up, but that's the way it is. 2335 01:46:34,125 --> 01:46:36,333 [doorbell buzzes] 2336 01:46:37,375 --> 01:46:38,208 [turns on oven] 2337 01:46:42,791 --> 01:46:44,875 Ooh! Whoosh! 2338 01:46:45,208 --> 01:46:46,041 Oh. 2339 01:46:47,916 --> 01:46:49,833 [doorbell buzzes] 2340 01:46:49,916 --> 01:46:51,041 [inhales deeply] 2341 01:46:52,208 --> 01:46:53,083 [sighs] 2342 01:47:00,458 --> 01:47:03,958 Oh. I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz. 2343 01:47:04,041 --> 01:47:05,333 Hi, I'm Charlie Barber. 2344 01:47:05,958 --> 01:47:07,625 Henry's just playing in his room. 2345 01:47:09,125 --> 01:47:10,500 Nancy, can I get you anything? 2346 01:47:10,583 --> 01:47:13,583 Um, I'm easy. A glass of water? 2347 01:47:22,375 --> 01:47:24,083 It's a new apartment. 2348 01:47:27,458 --> 01:47:28,500 [water pours] 2349 01:47:29,833 --> 01:47:30,916 [inhales] 2350 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,000 Shall we go in here? 2351 01:47:32,291 --> 01:47:33,125 Sure. 2352 01:47:40,125 --> 01:47:41,041 Um... 2353 01:47:44,416 --> 01:47:45,250 [Nancy sips] 2354 01:47:45,625 --> 01:47:46,458 [Nancy gulps] 2355 01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:53,375 Um, what's a day like for the two of you here? 2356 01:47:53,916 --> 01:47:56,208 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course, 2357 01:47:56,291 --> 01:47:58,333 and pick him up, assuming I can do both. 2358 01:47:58,583 --> 01:48:00,708 What prevents you from picking him up? 2359 01:48:01,000 --> 01:48:01,875 Um... 2360 01:48:02,458 --> 01:48:05,791 You know, work. I'm preparing a play I'm directing in a few months. 2361 01:48:06,083 --> 01:48:07,250 Oh, what is that? 2362 01:48:07,666 --> 01:48:10,583 Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth. 2363 01:48:10,666 --> 01:48:12,541 We’re doing it at the Barrow in New York. 2364 01:48:12,625 --> 01:48:14,125 So, you have to be away? 2365 01:48:14,208 --> 01:48:17,333 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA, 2366 01:48:17,416 --> 01:48:18,916 I come back and forth a lot. 2367 01:48:19,375 --> 01:48:21,041 -That sounds difficult. -[Charlie] It is. 2368 01:48:22,000 --> 01:48:24,916 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time, 2369 01:48:25,000 --> 01:48:27,000 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much. 2370 01:48:27,083 --> 01:48:30,708 Well, that can be hard on a child, all that recycled air. 2371 01:48:32,500 --> 01:48:33,916 Well, he's sturdy. 2372 01:48:34,500 --> 01:48:36,791 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant 2373 01:48:36,875 --> 01:48:38,708 because of these superbugs. 2374 01:48:39,291 --> 01:48:41,125 -[oven timer dinging] -Uh-huh. 2375 01:48:42,916 --> 01:48:46,500 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles, you came on a Sunday 2376 01:48:46,583 --> 01:48:48,000 and left on a Thursday. 2377 01:48:48,083 --> 01:48:49,875 Why not stay for a weekend? 2378 01:48:50,375 --> 01:48:55,375 Oh. Um, on that time, I had tech for Electra in New York. 2379 01:48:55,791 --> 01:48:56,958 What's that? 2380 01:48:57,916 --> 01:48:59,750 It was my Broadway debut. 2381 01:48:59,833 --> 01:49:02,041 Oh, I don't know what "tech" is. 2382 01:49:02,125 --> 01:49:05,583 It's the technical part of the production. You figure out the lights. 2383 01:49:05,666 --> 01:49:07,791 -And Monday's our day off. -What's a weekend day like? 2384 01:49:07,875 --> 01:49:10,541 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12. 2385 01:49:10,625 --> 01:49:11,750 Eleven, I'm sorry. 2386 01:49:11,833 --> 01:49:14,250 And so, we go there. And then, afterwards... 2387 01:49:15,208 --> 01:49:18,708 maybe we'll get lunch somewhere, and then, if there's a movie to see... 2388 01:49:18,958 --> 01:49:20,583 [Nancy] Does he like basketball? 2389 01:49:20,666 --> 01:49:21,666 [chuckling] He does. 2390 01:49:21,875 --> 01:49:25,250 His coach, uh, Rick, says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that. 2391 01:49:25,708 --> 01:49:26,875 -Uh-huh. -[Charlie] Ron. 2392 01:49:27,708 --> 01:49:29,666 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron. 2393 01:49:29,750 --> 01:49:31,250 Rick's his dentist in New York. 2394 01:49:31,333 --> 01:49:34,541 Well, you know our home home was-- is in New York. 2395 01:49:34,625 --> 01:49:35,958 That's where we live. 2396 01:49:36,041 --> 01:49:38,166 New York is a long way from here. 2397 01:49:38,708 --> 01:49:40,458 Well, we like it because we can walk. 2398 01:49:40,541 --> 01:49:42,041 You can walk here. 2399 01:49:42,416 --> 01:49:43,375 [Charlie] Not really. 2400 01:49:43,458 --> 01:49:44,916 And the space... 2401 01:49:47,375 --> 01:49:49,375 [Charlie playing] 2402 01:49:51,291 --> 01:49:52,666 Do you like your school? 2403 01:49:53,625 --> 01:49:54,500 I love it. 2404 01:49:54,958 --> 01:49:57,083 [Nancy] What's your favorite part about it? 2405 01:49:57,541 --> 01:49:58,458 I don't know. 2406 01:50:00,041 --> 01:50:00,875 Maybe gym. 2407 01:50:01,333 --> 01:50:02,541 [Charlie] You like math. 2408 01:50:03,708 --> 01:50:04,833 [Henry] Not anymore. 2409 01:50:06,625 --> 01:50:07,833 -Thanks. -You're welcome. 2410 01:50:07,916 --> 01:50:10,416 -But you're getting really good at it. -[Henry] No. 2411 01:50:11,541 --> 01:50:12,958 Well, you are, but... 2412 01:50:15,708 --> 01:50:18,000 What do you and your dad like to do together? 2413 01:50:18,708 --> 01:50:21,291 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie, 2414 01:50:21,375 --> 01:50:23,000 or build a Lego, or something. 2415 01:50:23,791 --> 01:50:25,625 My dad's a great Lego builder. 2416 01:50:26,041 --> 01:50:27,375 [Nancy] And at your mom's? 2417 01:50:28,125 --> 01:50:31,625 At home, I have most of my toys, and there's a pool, 2418 01:50:32,125 --> 01:50:34,166 and I have a tree house and jungle gym. 2419 01:50:35,875 --> 01:50:39,291 We have super secret treasure hunt, which is really fun. 2420 01:50:40,708 --> 01:50:44,208 -Sweetheart? -Army men ride in here and-- 2421 01:50:44,291 --> 01:50:45,916 [Charlie] Want to help me set the table? 2422 01:50:46,500 --> 01:50:47,416 [Henry] Do I have to? 2423 01:50:47,500 --> 01:50:50,083 -Just come in here and grab a plate. -I'm playing. 2424 01:50:50,166 --> 01:50:51,000 Henry? 2425 01:50:52,083 --> 01:50:53,458 Okay. 2426 01:50:54,375 --> 01:50:55,208 Fine. 2427 01:50:59,458 --> 01:51:01,291 -Why are you being like this? -What? 2428 01:51:01,375 --> 01:51:03,250 If I ask you to help out, help out. 2429 01:51:03,333 --> 01:51:05,500 -What is this? -Special Meal. 2430 01:51:06,333 --> 01:51:07,708 What are the green things? 2431 01:51:08,291 --> 01:51:10,375 There aren't green things in Special Meal. 2432 01:51:10,458 --> 01:51:12,750 -[Charlie] It's just a garnish. -Ugh. 2433 01:51:12,833 --> 01:51:13,750 I'll take it off. 2434 01:51:14,875 --> 01:51:16,875 I don't want to eat anything it touched. 2435 01:51:16,958 --> 01:51:20,666 -It doesn't change the taste of anything. -I might want to be a vegetarian. 2436 01:51:21,291 --> 01:51:22,458 Mom's a vegetarian. 2437 01:51:22,541 --> 01:51:23,916 Is she a vegetarian now? 2438 01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:26,291 -Yeah. -Well, then, you should like garnish. 2439 01:51:26,375 --> 01:51:28,250 It's all garnish, vegetarianism. 2440 01:51:30,291 --> 01:51:31,708 I'm done with my water. 2441 01:51:41,750 --> 01:51:43,041 Sure I can't get you anything? 2442 01:51:43,125 --> 01:51:44,833 No, I'm fine, thank you. 2443 01:51:47,458 --> 01:51:48,833 Do the thing with the knife. 2444 01:51:48,916 --> 01:51:50,750 No, I'm not. 2445 01:51:51,708 --> 01:51:52,541 No. 2446 01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:54,416 Come on. 2447 01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:55,958 It's not a dinner thing. 2448 01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:00,458 It's not an any time thing. 2449 01:52:00,958 --> 01:52:02,625 What's the thing with the knife? 2450 01:52:03,458 --> 01:52:04,625 It's hilarious. 2451 01:52:04,708 --> 01:52:07,166 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my keychain, 2452 01:52:07,250 --> 01:52:08,500 which is only for adults. 2453 01:52:10,208 --> 01:52:11,958 And I do a thing with it sometimes. 2454 01:52:13,458 --> 01:52:15,041 You said I could get a knife. 2455 01:52:15,541 --> 01:52:17,416 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older. 2456 01:52:18,125 --> 01:52:18,958 Like ten. 2457 01:52:19,583 --> 01:52:21,000 No, like 20. 2458 01:52:21,666 --> 01:52:22,500 Yeah. 2459 01:52:26,041 --> 01:52:27,916 [Charlie exhales] 2460 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:32,250 [Henry] Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime... 2461 01:52:32,333 --> 01:52:34,333 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it. 2462 01:52:34,416 --> 01:52:36,541 Ugh, I don't want to do it. 2463 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:40,208 -[Charlie] What's the first letter? -I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad? 2464 01:52:40,291 --> 01:52:41,750 No, look. What's the first letter? 2465 01:52:42,125 --> 01:52:44,291 -I don't want to. -It's a T. What sound does T make? 2466 01:52:44,375 --> 01:52:46,708 -Tuh. -Right. Then just do the rest of it. 2467 01:52:47,291 --> 01:52:48,166 Dime. 2468 01:52:49,166 --> 01:52:50,041 No. [laughs] 2469 01:52:50,125 --> 01:52:52,416 You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that? 2470 01:52:55,541 --> 01:52:56,375 Time. 2471 01:52:57,083 --> 01:52:57,916 It's time. 2472 01:52:59,333 --> 01:53:00,208 It's time. 2473 01:53:05,375 --> 01:53:06,375 You'll see, honey. 2474 01:53:06,458 --> 01:53:09,500 One day, it's just going to click and you'll be able to read everything. 2475 01:53:10,333 --> 01:53:11,541 I need a break. 2476 01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:13,750 Can I go play in my room? 2477 01:53:13,833 --> 01:53:14,666 [Charlie] Sure. 2478 01:53:17,083 --> 01:53:17,916 Hey. 2479 01:53:20,250 --> 01:53:21,083 Yeah? 2480 01:53:28,375 --> 01:53:29,500 [inhales] 2481 01:53:29,583 --> 01:53:30,500 [sighs] 2482 01:53:38,625 --> 01:53:40,416 Do you ever observe married people? 2483 01:53:40,500 --> 01:53:41,666 No. Why would I? 2484 01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:44,291 -I was kidding. -Oh. 2485 01:53:55,666 --> 01:53:59,000 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my keychain, 2486 01:53:59,083 --> 01:54:00,791 which his mother got me, actually. 2487 01:54:02,500 --> 01:54:05,000 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself, 2488 01:54:05,083 --> 01:54:07,750 but I retract the blade, but I-I don't do it with him. 2489 01:54:08,625 --> 01:54:09,458 [Charlie chuckles] 2490 01:54:11,041 --> 01:54:12,375 Oh. 2491 01:54:13,250 --> 01:54:14,791 -That's fine. -Are you okay? 2492 01:54:14,875 --> 01:54:17,250 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way. 2493 01:54:17,333 --> 01:54:18,791 -[Nancy] Do you need-- -Yeah. 2494 01:54:20,208 --> 01:54:22,375 Yeah, no, it's fine. 2495 01:54:22,791 --> 01:54:24,041 What else can I tell you? 2496 01:54:24,916 --> 01:54:27,916 -Um, I think I have enough. -You have enough? 2497 01:54:28,416 --> 01:54:31,000 -[Nancy] Are you sure you're okay? -Totally. I'm fine. 2498 01:54:31,625 --> 01:54:34,541 Uh, well, I'll leave you guys for tonight. 2499 01:54:35,125 --> 01:54:36,083 Oh, okay. 2500 01:54:37,000 --> 01:54:40,083 I'll be in touch if I have further questions. 2501 01:54:41,166 --> 01:54:42,666 Uh... Oh, thanks. 2502 01:54:42,750 --> 01:54:43,583 Um... 2503 01:54:44,833 --> 01:54:46,458 Oh, thanks. Um... 2504 01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:51,208 Thanks. Thank you for the water. 2505 01:54:51,291 --> 01:54:53,833 -Oh, yeah, sure. -Are you sure you're okay? 2506 01:54:53,916 --> 01:54:55,291 -Yeah. -[Nancy] Okay. 2507 01:54:56,250 --> 01:54:57,458 -Bye-bye. -[Charlie] Bye. 2508 01:54:57,541 --> 01:54:58,916 [struggling] 2509 01:55:02,416 --> 01:55:03,833 Oh. Sorry. 2510 01:55:05,250 --> 01:55:06,166 All right, let... 2511 01:55:09,041 --> 01:55:10,375 I think you turn the... 2512 01:55:14,125 --> 01:55:15,458 -Okay. -Sorry. 2513 01:55:15,958 --> 01:55:16,791 Okay. 2514 01:55:18,250 --> 01:55:19,416 [breathing heavily] 2515 01:55:54,541 --> 01:55:55,375 [sighs] 2516 01:56:11,791 --> 01:56:12,875 [groans] 2517 01:56:20,458 --> 01:56:21,791 [Henry] Dad, are you okay? 2518 01:56:22,500 --> 01:56:23,875 Yeah, I'm just tired. 2519 01:56:29,166 --> 01:56:30,666 [exhales] 2520 01:56:31,291 --> 01:56:32,625 [liquid pours] 2521 01:56:41,083 --> 01:56:42,625 [Henry] Dad, did she like us? 2522 01:56:44,708 --> 01:56:47,125 Yeah, she thought we were great. 2523 01:56:52,583 --> 01:56:53,833 ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 2524 01:56:53,916 --> 01:56:55,000 ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo ♪ 2525 01:56:55,291 --> 01:56:56,833 ♪ Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo, doo ♪ 2526 01:56:56,916 --> 01:56:59,500 ♪ You could drive a person crazy ♪ 2527 01:56:59,750 --> 01:57:01,125 ♪ You could drive a person mad ♪ 2528 01:57:01,208 --> 01:57:02,166 -♪ Doo-doo ♪ -♪ Doo-doo ♪ 2529 01:57:02,250 --> 01:57:04,875 -♪ Doo! ♪ -♪ First you make a person hazy ♪ 2530 01:57:05,041 --> 01:57:06,458 ♪ So a person could be had ♪ 2531 01:57:06,541 --> 01:57:07,500 -♪ Doo-doo ♪ -♪ Doo-doo ♪ 2532 01:57:07,583 --> 01:57:08,416 ♪ Doo! ♪ 2533 01:57:08,833 --> 01:57:10,125 ♪ But worse than that ♪ 2534 01:57:10,208 --> 01:57:11,416 ♪ A person that ♪ 2535 01:57:11,708 --> 01:57:14,041 ♪ Titillates a person And leaves her flat ♪ 2536 01:57:14,125 --> 01:57:15,916 ♪ Is crazy ♪ 2537 01:57:16,208 --> 01:57:18,583 ♪ He's a troubled person ♪ 2538 01:57:18,875 --> 01:57:23,333 ♪ He's a truly crazy person himself ♪ 2539 01:57:23,416 --> 01:57:25,708 [piano playing] 2540 01:57:25,791 --> 01:57:29,875 ♪ Knock-knock! Is anybody there? ♪ 2541 01:57:29,958 --> 01:57:30,875 [speaks indistinctly] 2542 01:57:31,291 --> 01:57:35,708 ♪ Knock-knock! It really isn't fair ♪ 2543 01:57:36,750 --> 01:57:41,125 ♪ Knock-knock! I'm workin' all my charms ♪ 2544 01:57:41,208 --> 01:57:42,041 [laughter] 2545 01:57:42,125 --> 01:57:45,875 ♪ Knock-knock! A zombie's in my arms ♪ 2546 01:57:45,958 --> 01:57:47,666 [piano playing] 2547 01:57:47,750 --> 01:57:50,250 ♪ All that sweet affection ♪ 2548 01:57:50,500 --> 01:57:52,333 ♪ What is wrong? ♪ 2549 01:57:53,250 --> 01:57:55,666 ♪ Where's the loose connection? ♪ 2550 01:57:55,958 --> 01:57:57,958 ♪ How long, oh Lord, how long? ♪ 2551 01:57:58,041 --> 01:57:59,875 ♪ You're crazy ♪ 2552 01:58:00,166 --> 01:58:02,625 ♪ You're a lovely person ♪ 2553 01:58:02,875 --> 01:58:03,875 ♪ You're a moving ♪ 2554 01:58:03,958 --> 01:58:05,291 ♪ Deeply maladjusted ♪ 2555 01:58:05,375 --> 01:58:06,666 ♪ Never to be trusted ♪ 2556 01:58:06,750 --> 01:58:10,375 ♪ Crazy person yourself ♪ 2557 01:58:12,166 --> 01:58:14,500 ♪ Bobby is my hobby And I'm giving it up ♪ 2558 01:58:15,291 --> 01:58:16,916 [cheering and applause] 2559 01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:21,541 [Nicole] Guys, slow down. 2560 01:58:23,208 --> 01:58:24,041 [Nora] So... 2561 01:58:24,375 --> 01:58:26,750 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York, 2562 01:58:26,833 --> 01:58:27,875 we're mostly done. 2563 01:58:28,166 --> 01:58:29,458 Jay's lost interest, 2564 01:58:29,625 --> 01:58:31,958 and Ted, his associate, is doing the paperwork. 2565 01:58:32,041 --> 01:58:33,791 And we're not taking any money, right? 2566 01:58:33,875 --> 01:58:36,083 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur, 2567 01:58:36,166 --> 01:58:38,333 which I think we could have gotten, by the way, 2568 01:58:38,416 --> 01:58:40,666 and they're not asking for any of the show. 2569 01:58:41,791 --> 01:58:43,375 Thank you for everything, Nora. 2570 01:58:43,708 --> 01:58:45,125 [Nora] You're welcome, doll. 2571 01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,625 To your new home in LA. 2572 01:58:51,416 --> 01:58:52,250 Mmm. 2573 01:58:52,750 --> 01:58:53,583 And... 2574 01:58:53,916 --> 01:58:55,291 whenever Charlie is in LA, 2575 01:58:55,375 --> 01:58:58,416 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45. 2576 01:58:58,875 --> 01:59:01,791 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks. 2577 01:59:02,208 --> 01:59:03,583 I thought we made it equal. 2578 01:59:03,750 --> 01:59:05,416 I tweaked it at the last minute. 2579 01:59:05,500 --> 01:59:08,333 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50/50, 2580 01:59:08,416 --> 01:59:09,875 bragging to his friends. 2581 01:59:10,375 --> 01:59:12,416 -But I don't want to do that. -[Nora] Take it. 2582 01:59:12,875 --> 01:59:13,916 You won. 2583 01:59:15,541 --> 01:59:16,375 Uh-huh. 2584 01:59:30,333 --> 01:59:31,833 [exhales] 2585 01:59:33,625 --> 01:59:35,208 [exhales] 2586 01:59:36,500 --> 01:59:38,208 [reflective music plays] 2587 01:59:40,333 --> 01:59:42,583 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals. 2588 01:59:42,666 --> 01:59:43,500 Nope. 2589 02:00:03,416 --> 02:00:05,208 [laughing] Oh, my God! 2590 02:00:05,458 --> 02:00:06,291 Hi. 2591 02:00:07,916 --> 02:00:09,958 [singing a blues song] 2592 02:00:15,875 --> 02:00:17,375 [chattering indistinctly] 2593 02:00:17,875 --> 02:00:19,833 [laughter and chattering] 2594 02:00:21,750 --> 02:00:24,125 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage. 2595 02:00:24,208 --> 02:00:26,125 But I mean... it was our couch. 2596 02:00:26,208 --> 02:00:28,000 It's not like I was going to buy another couch. 2597 02:00:28,083 --> 02:00:30,458 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch 2598 02:00:30,541 --> 02:00:31,916 and I have no couch, and... 2599 02:00:32,625 --> 02:00:33,916 [woman] Hey, guys, what's up? 2600 02:00:34,791 --> 02:00:37,041 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version. 2601 02:00:39,666 --> 02:00:42,416 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring. 2602 02:00:42,500 --> 02:00:43,500 No, come on. 2603 02:00:43,583 --> 02:00:45,333 No, it's so stupid. I'm sorry. 2604 02:00:45,416 --> 02:00:48,250 -It sounds really tough. -No, no, no, no. It is sad. 2605 02:00:49,166 --> 02:00:50,916 [piano plays] 2606 02:00:55,250 --> 02:00:57,958 ♪ Someone to hold you too close ♪ 2607 02:00:59,125 --> 02:01:02,666 ♪ Someone to hurt you too deep ♪ 2608 02:01:03,208 --> 02:01:05,875 ♪ Someone to sit in your chair ♪ 2609 02:01:05,958 --> 02:01:07,541 ♪ To ruin your sleep ♪ 2610 02:01:07,625 --> 02:01:09,666 It's true, but there's more than that. 2611 02:01:09,875 --> 02:01:11,625 Is that all you think there is to it? 2612 02:01:11,708 --> 02:01:14,041 You have so many reasons for not being with someone, Robert, 2613 02:01:14,125 --> 02:01:16,125 but you haven't got one good reason for being alone. 2614 02:01:16,208 --> 02:01:18,708 C'mon, you're onto something. Robbie, you're onto something. 2615 02:01:18,791 --> 02:01:21,083 ♪ Someone to need you too much ♪ 2616 02:01:22,375 --> 02:01:25,500 ♪ Someone to know you too well ♪ 2617 02:01:26,250 --> 02:01:28,750 ♪ Someone to pull you up short ♪ 2618 02:01:29,083 --> 02:01:30,875 ♪ To put you through hell ♪ 2619 02:01:31,041 --> 02:01:34,500 You see what you look for, you know? You're not a kid anymore, Robbie. 2620 02:01:34,583 --> 02:01:36,708 I don't think you'll ever be a kid again, kiddo. 2621 02:01:36,791 --> 02:01:40,125 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2622 02:01:40,416 --> 02:01:43,666 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2623 02:01:44,083 --> 02:01:47,333 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2624 02:01:47,416 --> 02:01:48,625 [cheering and applause] 2625 02:01:48,708 --> 02:01:52,041 Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. 2626 02:01:52,125 --> 02:01:53,458 Want something. 2627 02:01:54,250 --> 02:01:55,583 Want something. 2628 02:02:00,458 --> 02:02:03,333 ♪ Somebody hold me too close ♪ 2629 02:02:04,333 --> 02:02:07,833 ♪ Somebody hurt me too deep ♪ 2630 02:02:08,083 --> 02:02:10,791 ♪ Somebody sit in my chair ♪ 2631 02:02:11,041 --> 02:02:12,791 ♪ And ruin my sleep ♪ 2632 02:02:12,875 --> 02:02:14,833 ♪ And make me aware ♪ 2633 02:02:14,916 --> 02:02:18,583 ♪ Of being alive ♪ 2634 02:02:18,666 --> 02:02:22,250 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2635 02:02:23,125 --> 02:02:25,875 ♪ Somebody need me too much ♪ 2636 02:02:27,041 --> 02:02:30,166 ♪ Somebody know me too well ♪ 2637 02:02:30,583 --> 02:02:33,166 ♪ Somebody pull me up short ♪ 2638 02:02:33,541 --> 02:02:35,375 ♪ And put me through hell ♪ 2639 02:02:35,458 --> 02:02:37,083 ♪ And give me support ♪ 2640 02:02:37,541 --> 02:02:40,958 ♪ For being alive ♪ 2641 02:02:41,041 --> 02:02:44,708 ♪ Make me alive ♪ 2642 02:02:44,791 --> 02:02:48,000 ♪ Make me alive ♪ 2643 02:02:48,375 --> 02:02:51,958 ♪ Make me confused ♪ 2644 02:02:52,041 --> 02:02:55,541 ♪ Mock me with praise ♪ 2645 02:02:55,750 --> 02:02:59,250 ♪ Let me be used ♪ 2646 02:02:59,333 --> 02:03:03,083 ♪ Vary my days ♪ 2647 02:03:03,833 --> 02:03:05,333 ♪ But alone ♪ 2648 02:03:07,083 --> 02:03:10,416 ♪ Is alone ♪ 2649 02:03:11,000 --> 02:03:17,958 ♪ Not alive ♪ 2650 02:03:18,791 --> 02:03:21,958 ♪ Somebody crowd me with love ♪ 2651 02:03:22,166 --> 02:03:25,500 ♪ Somebody force me to care ♪ 2652 02:03:25,708 --> 02:03:28,375 ♪ Somebody make me come through ♪ 2653 02:03:28,458 --> 02:03:30,166 ♪ I'll always be there ♪ 2654 02:03:30,250 --> 02:03:32,000 ♪ As frightened as you ♪ 2655 02:03:32,083 --> 02:03:35,666 ♪ To help us survive ♪ 2656 02:03:35,750 --> 02:03:38,875 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2657 02:03:39,291 --> 02:03:42,333 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2658 02:03:42,708 --> 02:03:49,666 ♪ Being alive ♪ 2659 02:03:52,083 --> 02:03:53,166 [piano stops playing] 2660 02:03:54,833 --> 02:03:56,833 [exhales] 2661 02:04:03,291 --> 02:04:04,708 [birds chirping] 2662 02:04:05,750 --> 02:04:06,583 [locks car] 2663 02:04:07,625 --> 02:04:08,791 [running footsteps] 2664 02:04:08,875 --> 02:04:10,083 -Hello? -[toy gun firing] 2665 02:04:10,166 --> 02:04:11,541 [running footsteps] 2666 02:04:12,833 --> 02:04:13,875 [toy gun firing] 2667 02:04:14,708 --> 02:04:16,708 [running footsteps] 2668 02:04:19,916 --> 02:04:21,250 -Hello? -[toy gun firing] 2669 02:04:22,916 --> 02:04:25,041 -Hi. Sorry, the door was open. -Shh. 2670 02:04:26,000 --> 02:04:27,041 Oh, okay. 2671 02:04:29,291 --> 02:04:30,500 Whoa! Gotcha! 2672 02:04:30,583 --> 02:04:31,583 Aah! 2673 02:04:32,000 --> 02:04:33,500 Oh, Charlie! 2674 02:04:34,083 --> 02:04:36,583 [laughing] Oh! Was your flight okay? 2675 02:04:36,666 --> 02:04:38,125 -Yeah. -Carter. 2676 02:04:38,208 --> 02:04:39,291 Charlie. 2677 02:04:39,375 --> 02:04:40,541 Nicole's still at work. 2678 02:04:48,083 --> 02:04:49,333 -[Charlie] Hi. -Hi. 2679 02:04:49,416 --> 02:04:50,333 Can I get a hug? 2680 02:04:55,666 --> 02:04:57,083 -Hey, how'd it go? -[Nicole] Hey. 2681 02:04:57,166 --> 02:05:00,166 Good, yeah. Donny's dead now. We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus. 2682 02:05:00,250 --> 02:05:02,375 -[Sandra] Henry's upstairs. -She got an Emmy nomination. 2683 02:05:02,750 --> 02:05:05,208 -She's a great actress. -No, for directing. 2684 02:05:06,875 --> 02:05:08,708 -Congratulations. -[Nicole] Thanks. 2685 02:05:08,791 --> 02:05:11,541 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time. 2686 02:05:11,625 --> 02:05:13,541 -Um, we should get ready. -Yeah. 2687 02:05:13,625 --> 02:05:15,458 -[Nicole] We're the Beatles. -Come on, Charlie. 2688 02:05:15,541 --> 02:05:17,041 I didn't really get a costume together. 2689 02:05:17,125 --> 02:05:19,333 -You could be George Martin. -I don't need to be anything. 2690 02:05:19,416 --> 02:05:21,708 -You've got to be something. -A ghost. I'll get you a sheet. 2691 02:05:21,791 --> 02:05:23,875 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it. 2692 02:05:23,958 --> 02:05:26,833 And we should leave soon. I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else. 2693 02:05:26,916 --> 02:05:29,416 -[Sandra] Am I John or George? -Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00. 2694 02:05:29,500 --> 02:05:31,000 [Carter] You're George. Nicole is John. 2695 02:05:31,083 --> 02:05:32,625 [doors close] 2696 02:05:37,916 --> 02:05:40,791 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA. 2697 02:05:42,416 --> 02:05:44,875 I'm going to direct two plays in rep at REDCAT. 2698 02:05:46,916 --> 02:05:47,750 Oh. 2699 02:05:48,708 --> 02:05:50,250 So, I'm going to be here for a while. 2700 02:05:53,458 --> 02:05:54,416 That's great. 2701 02:05:57,625 --> 02:05:58,500 Are you okay? 2702 02:06:01,125 --> 02:06:01,958 Yeah. 2703 02:06:04,625 --> 02:06:05,833 It's only good. 2704 02:06:06,125 --> 02:06:07,583 -[door opens] -[Sandra] Nicole? 2705 02:06:07,666 --> 02:06:09,708 Can you help me with my zipper? 2706 02:06:17,750 --> 02:06:18,583 [door closes] 2707 02:06:30,083 --> 02:06:33,333 [Henry] "Charlie is... in... cr...--" 2708 02:06:33,416 --> 02:06:34,291 ...something. 2709 02:06:34,375 --> 02:06:35,250 "...neat 2710 02:06:35,666 --> 02:06:39,083 and I re-ly on him 2711 02:06:39,500 --> 02:06:44,000 to keep things in or-der. 2712 02:06:44,875 --> 02:06:46,750 He is energy con..." 2713 02:06:48,000 --> 02:06:51,208 -I don't know what this word is. -You're getting so good at reading. 2714 02:06:51,875 --> 02:06:53,000 What is that? 2715 02:06:54,958 --> 02:06:59,500 "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten. 2716 02:06:59,958 --> 02:07:02,083 He cries eas-ily 2717 02:07:02,541 --> 02:07:04,541 in movies... 2718 02:07:05,625 --> 02:07:08,250 He is very self-suf--" 2719 02:07:09,166 --> 02:07:10,208 Self-sufficient. 2720 02:07:11,666 --> 02:07:14,833 "He can dar-n a sock..." 2721 02:07:14,916 --> 02:07:17,458 That means sew, like a hole. 2722 02:07:18,083 --> 02:07:21,083 "...and cook himself dinner 2723 02:07:21,541 --> 02:07:24,416 and ir..." 2724 02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:25,708 Break it into two parts. 2725 02:07:26,083 --> 02:07:27,791 "...Ur. On." 2726 02:07:27,875 --> 02:07:29,541 Not "ur" but "ire." 2727 02:07:29,833 --> 02:07:30,916 Ire. On. 2728 02:07:31,000 --> 02:07:32,000 Iron. 2729 02:07:33,833 --> 02:07:35,041 "...a shirt. 2730 02:07:36,916 --> 02:07:40,208 He rarely gets def-eated, 2731 02:07:40,500 --> 02:07:42,958 which I fell... 2732 02:07:44,291 --> 02:07:47,625 feel like I always do. 2733 02:07:48,666 --> 02:07:52,041 Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily. 2734 02:07:52,625 --> 02:07:54,833 He doesn't give in to them 2735 02:07:55,166 --> 02:07:57,583 or make me feel bad about them. 2736 02:07:58,458 --> 02:08:00,791 He's a great dress-er and never looks em..." 2737 02:08:01,291 --> 02:08:03,375 -I don't know this one. -Embarrassing. 2738 02:08:04,208 --> 02:08:05,166 "...embarrassing, 2739 02:08:05,666 --> 02:08:09,041 wh-ich is hard for a man." 2740 02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:11,041 You read it now. 2741 02:08:13,333 --> 02:08:14,750 "He's very competitive. 2742 02:08:15,875 --> 02:08:17,583 He loves being a dad. 2743 02:08:18,625 --> 02:08:21,000 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, 2744 02:08:21,416 --> 02:08:22,833 like the tantrums, 2745 02:08:23,333 --> 02:08:24,750 the waking up at night. 2746 02:08:25,375 --> 02:08:27,916 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 2747 02:08:28,291 --> 02:08:29,666 but then, it's mostly nice. 2748 02:08:30,958 --> 02:08:33,000 He disappears into his own world. 2749 02:08:33,083 --> 02:08:35,166 He and Henry are alike that way. 2750 02:08:36,666 --> 02:08:37,875 He can tell... 2751 02:08:38,208 --> 02:08:41,000 people they have food in their teeth 2752 02:08:41,708 --> 02:08:44,583 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 2753 02:08:45,500 --> 02:08:46,875 Charlie is self made. 2754 02:08:47,250 --> 02:08:49,708 His parents, I only met them once, 2755 02:08:49,791 --> 02:08:52,583 but he told me there was a lot of alcohol... 2756 02:08:52,666 --> 02:08:53,875 [mumbling] 2757 02:08:56,250 --> 02:08:58,750 He moved to New York from Indiana 2758 02:08:59,291 --> 02:09:00,416 with no safety net, 2759 02:09:00,500 --> 02:09:03,250 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 2760 02:09:04,041 --> 02:09:07,041 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 2761 02:09:07,416 --> 02:09:08,791 With the theater company... 2762 02:09:09,666 --> 02:09:11,166 he casts a spell... 2763 02:09:11,791 --> 02:09:14,250 that made everyone feel included. 2764 02:09:14,791 --> 02:09:17,541 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant." 2765 02:09:18,916 --> 02:09:19,958 What's an intern? 2766 02:09:20,166 --> 02:09:21,541 Uh, it's like a... 2767 02:09:22,583 --> 02:09:24,166 helper, but who isn't paid. 2768 02:09:24,375 --> 02:09:25,583 Why aren't they paid? 2769 02:09:26,833 --> 02:09:28,583 They're young, they're learning. 2770 02:09:30,041 --> 02:09:32,916 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later. 2771 02:09:33,166 --> 02:09:34,375 Okay, keep going. 2772 02:09:35,708 --> 02:09:39,625 "He could remember all the inside jokes, he's extremely organized and thorough, 2773 02:09:39,833 --> 02:09:43,250 he's very clear about what he wants, unlike me who can't always tell. 2774 02:09:43,791 --> 02:09:46,833 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. 2775 02:09:47,791 --> 02:09:49,708 [thoughtful music playing] 2776 02:10:10,583 --> 02:10:12,208 And I'll never stop loving him, 2777 02:10:12,541 --> 02:10:14,666 even though it doesn't make sense anymore." 2778 02:10:23,000 --> 02:10:24,625 [chattering indistinctly] 2779 02:10:28,875 --> 02:10:31,333 -See you. Good seeing you. -Good seeing you too. 2780 02:10:31,416 --> 02:10:33,083 -Oh, Charlie! -G-ma. 2781 02:10:33,166 --> 02:10:34,791 I'm so happy you came. 2782 02:10:35,416 --> 02:10:36,833 I'll email you that article. 2783 02:10:37,000 --> 02:10:38,083 -Yes, please do. -Yeah. 2784 02:10:38,166 --> 02:10:40,250 -[Charlie] All right. Thank you. -[Carter] Take care. 2785 02:10:44,541 --> 02:10:47,500 We were going to bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out. 2786 02:10:47,583 --> 02:10:48,666 You want to take him? 2787 02:10:50,083 --> 02:10:52,041 -It's your night. -I know. 2788 02:10:52,125 --> 02:10:54,000 -Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning. -Good. 2789 02:10:54,083 --> 02:10:56,250 Yeah, text me when you're up. We'll figure something out. 2790 02:10:56,333 --> 02:10:58,166 You're going to go with your dad, okay? 2791 02:10:58,250 --> 02:10:59,416 -Okay. -[Nicole] Yeah? 2792 02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:12,083 [smooches] I love you. 2793 02:11:12,875 --> 02:11:14,083 [Henry] I love you too. 2794 02:11:19,916 --> 02:11:20,750 Oh, hey. 2795 02:11:33,041 --> 02:11:33,875 Thanks. 2796 02:11:41,458 --> 02:11:43,291 [thoughtful music plays]