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MARTHA: You know, you think
that when you get old,
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you'll pass on
all your junk to your kids,
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and it'll become their problem
to deal with when you're gone.
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Guess what?
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I never had any kids,
and I've got a whole lot of junk.
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Morning.
WOMAN: Hi.
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Can I help you with anything?
You want anything?
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WOMAN: Thank you.
Just looking.
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(MARTHA SIGHING)
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MARTHA". So here I am.
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I'll give it to you
for $30, it's okay.
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You can have this. Look.
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That's $15.
Thanks.
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Got that? $35.
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I just love
estate sales,
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you know, 'cause they, like,
give you a glimpse into a person's life.
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$83.50.
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Did you know the owner?
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I did.
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HOW did she die?
Cancer.
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Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Who was she?
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Nice choice.
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Thank you very much.
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I have lived in this same
apartment for 46 years.
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I don't know
where the years have gone.
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Oh, my God.
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Ah. My mom. She used to
say that we don't die.
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We live on through
the memories we leave behind.
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(SIGHS)
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Good-bye.
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I guess this is it for me.
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(SINGING)
Sometimes I'm tired
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And I wonder
what's so all-fired important
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About being someplace
at some time
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Oh, but I don't really mind
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'Cause I could be
on Easy Street
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And I know that you've got to
take the bitter with the sweet
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I guess it gets to everyone
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You think you're not
having any fun
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And you wonder
what you're doing
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Playing the games you play
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Hey, well
It's true what they say
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If you want to feel complete
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Don't you know that you've got
to take the bitter with the sweet
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(OVER PHONE) Hi, Martha.
This is Lindsay from Dr. Lee's office.
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You missed your appointment
this morning.
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MARTHA: I'd like to
cancel, actually. Uh...
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No, I mean,
what I'm saying is,
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I'd like to cancel
all my appointments.
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But your chemo
starts next week.
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You should really just speak with...
MARTHA: No, Lindsay.
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I'm not doing the treatment.
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(SINGING) A friend of mine
once told me
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And I know he knows
all about feelin' down
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He said everything good
in life you've got to pay for
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But feelin' good is what
you're paving the way for
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Na-Na-Na-Na-Na
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MARTHA: Come on!
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Well...
(SCOFFS) Anytime.
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(CAR HORN HONKING)
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Sorry, but... Yeah.
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WOMAN: Lenny.
LENNY: Okay.
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Go on by.
WOMAN: Go ahead.
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(SIGHS)
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MARTHA: What?
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Hi.
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Hey there!
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Oh, my God.
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(SINGING) And I can tell you
that it's true
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It's a feeling
that can't be beat
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And you've got to do it
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Hi there!
MAN: Hello!
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You've got to take
the bitter with the sweet
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You've got to take
the bitter with the sweet
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You've got to take You've got
to take You've got to take
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The bitter with the sweet
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The bitter with the
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Sweet, sweet, sweet
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Oh, sweet
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Oh!
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Oh, shoot.
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(GROANS)
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Oh, my goodness.
You must be Martha.
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Huh? Oh.
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I'm Vicki.
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This is Gayle and Barbara. Hi!
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Hello.
We are the welcoming committee.
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And this is for you.
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On. on.
(YELPS)
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I'm sorry. Excuse me.
I'm sorry. That's fine.
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Don't worry about it.
It's no problem. Anyway...
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It's just a little
Southern hospitality.
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Now, what brings you
to Sun Springs?
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Oh, I'm just
here to die.
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Well, I think we can aim a
little bit higher than that.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Let's get started
with the tour.
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Uh-huh.
What do you mean, "the tour"?
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You are official.
Wait. Whoa.
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Yeah, let's go.
You gotta protect that pretty skin.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Tackle this one.
We'll put that in your front yard.
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WOMAN: All right, put your hands up.
Come on. Don't be lazy.
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We got everything
you could ever need.
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We've got three golf
courses, two bowling alleys,
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oh,an indoor pool
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and the outdoor pool.
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Yeah.
The works.
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I always say,
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if you are bored
in Sun Springs,
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you just need
to be watered.
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(LAUGHS) Yeah.
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She always says that. She does?
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VICKI: Let's move on.
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All our residents are required
to join at least one club.
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MARTHA; Oh.
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VICKI: Now, there are
over 100 of 'em.
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In the unlikely event that you
can't find the right club for you...
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Fun fact!
What?
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You can start your own. Mmm-hmm.
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Gayle and I started a club
called the Southern Belles.
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Oh, is that a fact?
I'm not allowed to join.
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It's called
the Southern Belles.
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It's not called
the Wisconsin Belles.
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I don't know how many times I
have to explain that to you.
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Oh, and the biggest event of
the year is the Senior Showcase.
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Oh, my God.
Oh. Really?
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All of Sun Springs'
talent on one stage.
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GAYLE: The whole community
comes out to watch.
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It's a real hoot.
You're gonna love it, Martha.
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Well, I mean, I'll...
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Obviously, l will be sure
and check my calendar.
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Great.
But if you'll excuse me, ladies.
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I just wanna say
thanks for the tour.
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I should get going, though.
I really should.
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No, you haven't done
your safety training.
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MARTHA: My what?
VICKI: Safety training.
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MARTHA: Uh-huh.
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MAN: As chief of security,
it's my job to keep our residents safe.
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I run a team of highly trained
volunteers, just like Dorris here.
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Say hi, Dorris.
Hi!
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Hello, Dorris.
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All tips are anonymous.
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So if you see something,
say something.
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Like what?
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Overgrown hedges.
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Excessive lawn
ornamentation.
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If someone has
their Christmas lights
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on past New Year's.
That's a big one.
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Very big-
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Well, are you authorized
to use deadly force?
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Excuse me?
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Well, let's just
say it's July,
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and my neighbor hasn't taken
down his Christmas lights.
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Are you gonna have the
guts to do what it takes?
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Well...
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Mostly we just
issue citations.
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I'm glad you find
this so amusing.
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(LAUGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SCOFFS)
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(SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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Oh, my God.
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Hi!
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Moving in.
Oh.
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I was hoping
you'd be a man.
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Excuse me?
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Did you know single women outlive
single men by almost 10 years?
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And Lord knows there's not enough
erections around here as it is.
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Oh, we're talking
erections, huh? Wow.
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I'm Sheryl.
I live next door. Sheryl.
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Yes, Sheryl.
Good to meet you.
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Hey, you don't
play poker, do you?
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Because I run
a weekly game.
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And we could sure
use another player.
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It's all very hush-hush
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because gambling's
not allowed around here,
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like most things
that are worthwhile.
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You should drop by tonight
and say hi to the guys.
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God, you know,
it's been a very...
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It's a long day for me.
I just moved in.
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But thanks.
I really appreciate what you're...
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The invitation's sweet.
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I get it.
It's really nice.
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Thanks so much
for coming by.
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See ya.
Great.
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Oh, God. Bye.
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Okay.
(LOCK CLICKS)
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(FAINT CHATTERING, LAUGHTER)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, my God.
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Okay. That's it.
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SHERYL: Okay.
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Hey!
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God damn it.
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(CONTINUES KNOCKING)
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Hello!
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Oh, God.
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(TELEPHONE RINGING)
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Hello?
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Yes.
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We'll send somebody
right over
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Hey, Chief.
What is it, Dorris?
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Well, we got a 314 in progress over
there on Pleasant Valley Drive.
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Somebody's getting raped?
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Well, now...
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Mmm...
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What's a noise complaint?
That's a 315.
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Oh. Well, yeah,
that's the one.
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MAN: It's Carl!
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WOMAN: Carl? Come on.
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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Oh.
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Oh.
Hey.
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You didn't call the cops on
me, did you?
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Because if there's a problem,
I hope you can just come straight to me.
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Well, of course.
I mean, same goes for you.
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Good. We need
somewhere to hide.
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Come on, guys.
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I'm sorry, but...
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SHERYL: This'd work.
Over here!
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MARTHA: Well, I...
Howdy, ma'am.
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Hello.
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MAN: Get this out
the way here.
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Hey, Martha!
You want a beer?
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No, no.
Thanks so much.
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SHERYL: Okay. Let's go.
MAN: Here we go.
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SHERYL: Oh, thanks!
Mmm-hmm.
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There you go.
Sorry about the intrusion.
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MARTHA: No, that's fine.
That's absolutely fine.
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I really love having strange men in
my house at all hours of the night.
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(LAUGHS)
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But who is that?
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Oh, that's Ben.
He's Sheryl's gardener.
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MARTHA: Really?
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Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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Okay. Thank you.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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MAN: All right, come on,
ante up now.
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MARTHA: What is this?
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Evening, ma'am.
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Evening. I just wanted to
follow up on your call.
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Don't worry. Everything's
absolutely fine now.
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No, ma'am,
I'm afraid it is not.
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It's never that
quiet over there.
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I didn't see
anyone in the house,
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but there were clear
signs of subterfuge.
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"Subterfuge"?
Yes, ma'am.
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It's like chicanery
or evasion.
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I just want you to know that
Dorris and I will be on stakeout.
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MARTHA: Thank you.
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All right. Bye.
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(CHATTER RESUMES)
254
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,280
MAN: That's on you, Sheryl.
255
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,866
Hey, Martha,
you want a beer?
256
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,620
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
Good night, everyone.
257
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,122
We'll whisper.
258
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,082
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
259
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,252
Just shut up.
260
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:42,007
Oh, God, I can't take it.
261
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:47,888
(HORN HONKS)
262
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,308
SHERYL: Hey!
(HORN HONKS)
263
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,477
MARTHA: Oh! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
SHERYL: Hey there!
264
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,063
Yeah. Hi. Hello.
Hey.
265
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,939
I want to take
you to lunch.
266
00:14:58,065 --> 00:15:01,151
That isn't really necessary.
To say thank you for last night.
267
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,986
Whoa. What a night, right?
Come on.
268
00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,698
I don't take "no" for an answer.
I gathered that.
269
00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:09,034
I bet you haven't
got other plans.
270
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,078
Okay, fine.
Come on, hop in. Hop in.
271
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:13,622
I got it. Okay. I'll get in right now.
We're gonna be late.
272
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,499
I promise
you'll love it.
273
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,667
(SINGING) Playing with
the queen of hearts
274
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,129
SHERYL: So, what brings
you to Sun Springs?
275
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:25,175
Well, I heard really good things
about the Southern Belles.
276
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,719
Yeah.
(LAUGHS) The Southern Belles.
277
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,179
Give me a break.
278
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,808
Bunch of mean ol' gals
and their stupid club.
279
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:34,976
Hi, girls!
WOMAN: Good to see you!
280
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,103
Hey.
281
00:15:36,812 --> 00:15:38,438
What clubs do you belong to?
282
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:42,317
I just turn up, pretend I'm
interested, and eat all the free food.
283
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,194
Will we be
seeing you perform
284
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:47,072
at the Senior Showcase
I've heard so much about?
285
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,700
Oh, no. My only talents
are poker and poking.
286
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,036
"Poker and poking"?
287
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,498
Where are you taking me?
288
00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,375
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
289
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:12,681
The real perk
about this place
290
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:16,101
is that people
are constantly dying.
291
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:19,396
They list all the
funerals in the papers,
292
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,190
and there's always
tons of free food.
293
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,194
Here. Put this in your purse.
No,no,no,no.
294
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,572
Put it in your own purse.
Okay? Thanks.
295
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,490
Mine's already full.
Just shove it in.
296
00:16:30,574 --> 00:16:32,409
No, I don't really want to.
Oh, okay.
297
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,453
Shall we go pay
our respects?
298
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,800
Okay, I'm out of here.
Do you want to have a drink?
299
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:51,219
No, I'll have a drink later, thanks.
I'm out of here.
300
00:16:59,895 --> 00:17:01,021
(PHONE RINGING)
301
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:07,235
(OVER PHONE)
Hey, Martha, it's Sheryl.
302
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,405
We're going to bingo,
and we'd love for you to join us.
303
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,199
There's some great prizes.
304
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,909
Listen, I'm sorry
305
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,702
about taking you to that wake.
306
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:19,289
I know you didn't like it.
I'm sorry. It was...
307
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,541
Anyway, give me a call,
would you?
308
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:25,337
I haven't seen you, and I'd love to...
You know, bingo's fun.
309
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,174
(PHONE RINGING)
310
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:34,638
SHERYL: (OVER PHONE) Oh, hi, Martha.
I was hoping you'd pick up.
311
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,557
We're going bowling,
and we'd love for you to join us.
312
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:40,477
I can teach you. It's simple.
It's all in the wrist.
313
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,562
So give me a call,
why don't you?
314
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,773
Bye.
315
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:49,861
(COUGHS, SIGHS)
316
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,113
(GROANS)
317
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,454
(JINGLE PLAYING)
I'm Tim Nichols.
318
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,915
Now, death can be expensive.
319
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,668
There's the embalming,
the caskets, the flowers,
320
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,170
the funeral and cemetery fees,
321
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,172
just to name a few.
322
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,717
Have you ever wondered
if there's a better way?
323
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,762
Well, now there is.
324
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,432
Send your loved one off in
style by sending their ashes up
325
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:23,645
in one of our custom-made
funeral fireworks.
326
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,022
I guarantee
they'll get a bang out of it.
327
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,567
(JINGLE ENDS)
(FIREWORK WHISTLING)
328
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,323
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
329
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,993
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
(DOOR OPENS)
330
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,496
What?
331
00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,171
(SOFTLY) Oh, my God.
What is this?
332
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,556
(BOTH SCREAMING)
333
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,683
What the hell
are you doing?
334
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,226
What am I doing?
335
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,895
Oh, my God.
I thought you were a burglar.
336
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:09,190
You haven't been
out of this place for days.
337
00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,402
I thought you'd slipped
in the shower or something.
338
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,238
I was worried the cats
were getting at you.
339
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,614
I don't have cats.
340
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,283
Jesus Christ!
341
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,744
You could've killed me
with that thing.
342
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,412
Who are you?
343
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,206
Let's have some wine.
Come on. Let's sit down.
344
00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:26,416
Okay, yeah...
(YELPS)
345
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,752
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ!
346
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:33,548
I'm really sorry about being
such a bitch at the wake.
347
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,925
I was mad about something
else, and, you know,
348
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,346
I shouldn't have
taken it out on you.
349
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:42,265
No, I'm sorry for
telling you what to do.
350
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,602
You're a grown-ass woman.
You can do whatever you want.
351
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:46,728
Yeah.
352
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,274
What's this?
353
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,693
Oh, no. It's just
a bunch of old junk.
354
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,945
You were a cheerleader?
355
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,324
Oh. Aren't you
full of surprises.
356
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,785
Miss Pep Squad,
queen of the campus.
357
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,953
Yeah, in another life,
I guess you'd call it.
358
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:09,125
I used to just come running home,
so that I could practice all afternoon.
359
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:12,128
And it drove
my mom totally crazy.
360
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:14,798
That's how bad I wanted it.
Yeah.
361
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:18,468
And I tried out three times,
and I never made the cut.
362
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,928
But get this.
363
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,515
Finally, in my senior year,
I made the varsity squad.
364
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,433
Better late than never.
Yeah.
365
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:27,811
On the day before
our first game,
366
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,773
I found out that
my mother was
367
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:36,861
very sick, sol...
368
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,075
I quit the team, you know,
and started to take care of her.
369
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:46,913
Yeah, and...
(LAUGHS) Oh, my God.
370
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,957
You know, I never...
371
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,459
I never did perform.
372
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,461
No... It's nothing.
373
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,214
Maybe you should
give it another shot.
374
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:59,050
Yeah, maybe the Dallas Cowgirls
have an opening. Right?
375
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,011
Yeah.
376
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,638
You know what?
What?
377
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,890
I really love this.
378
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,060
Mmm-hmm.
I think it's kinda sexy.
379
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:12,021
Don't you think?
Hey...
380
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,815
Could I borrow this?
381
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:14,899
No!
382
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:18,403
No, I can't?
No, I mean, of course you can.
383
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:22,157
'Cause I'm taking pictures
for my Jdate profile.
384
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,034
I didn't know you were Jewish.
Oh, I'm not.
385
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:26,703
Hey.
386
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,540
I'm glad
you're not cat food.
387
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:32,876
Yeah. Thanks.
388
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,003
See ya.
Yeah, see you.
389
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,590
(DOOR OPENS)
390
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,759
(DOOR CLOSES)
391
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,423
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
392
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,845
MARTHA; Hello!
393
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:27,764
Hello?
394
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,557
Shh. Sheryl's not here.
395
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,101
Who are you anyway?
I mean...
396
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:34,646
And don't give me that nonsense
about being the gardener.
397
00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:37,899
I live here. They don't let
anyone under 55 live here,
398
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:40,485
so I gotta keep a low profile.
Oh.
399
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,904
So, Sheryl likes 'em young,
does she, huh?
400
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,572
What? Oh!
401
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,408
Sheryl is my grandma.
What?
402
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:48,701
Oh.
403
00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:49,827
Yeah.
404
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,121
And where is she
anyway, huh?
405
00:22:52,205 --> 00:22:55,959
She substitute teaches at my school
when she needs the extra cash,
406
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,293
so she's down there.
407
00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,753
Sheryl's a teacher?
408
00:22:58,836 --> 00:22:59,963
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
409
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,675
If you can call it that.
I pretend to be sick whenever she's there.
410
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:05,134
It's kind of humiliating.
411
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,972
Ms. Faris is away sick,
so we'll be watching a movie.
412
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,349
Yes?
What's the movie?
413
00:23:11,432 --> 00:23:16,521
It's an educational video
about the dangers of STDs.
414
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,523
Are you even qualified
to be teaching us?
415
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,608
SHERYL:
What's your name?
416
00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:21,859
Chloe.
417
00:23:21,943 --> 00:23:26,197
Well, Chloe, the State of Georgia
has surprisingly low standards
418
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,782
for substitute teachers.
419
00:23:27,865 --> 00:23:31,995
If you've got a problem with that,
you take it up with your congressman.
420
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:35,748
Okay, but we're supposed to
be studying Romeo and Juliet.
421
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,835
Well, today you'll be studying gonorrhea.
(STUDENTS CHUCKLING)
422
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,461
WOMAN: (ON TV)
So you wanna have sex.
423
00:23:40,545 --> 00:23:43,339
You should know what's up
before getting down.
424
00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,507
KIDS: (ON TV) Yeah!
425
00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:47,302
(SINGING) Sex can be
fun But there's STDs
426
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:50,346
Some can be cured
But some you can't treat
427
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,932
Uh-oh
Herpes, oh, no
428
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,142
Hep B, uh-oh
429
00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:56,644
What if it's HIV?
430
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:59,063
GIRL: And one, two,
three, four...
431
00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,149
So you're a teacher, huh?
432
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:05,403
Well, I like to think of
myself as more of a life coach.
433
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,948
I was a teacher.
434
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:10,450
Yeah?
Yes. Yes.
435
00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:13,244
Do you ever miss it?
Sometimes.
436
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:16,205
I mean, God, the hours were
long and the pay was ridiculous,
437
00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:19,000
but, yeah,
I guess I miss it.
438
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:22,211
SHERYL: So, what are you
doing here?
439
00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:24,339
I have an
announcement to make.
440
00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:30,136
We're starting a cheerleading
club at Sun Springs.
441
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,681
Is that the setup
or the punch line?
442
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:36,059
No,no,no, I'm really serious.
Right?
443
00:24:36,142 --> 00:24:37,477
I mean, I have
to join a club.
444
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:38,895
I don't like any
of their clubs,
445
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:41,564
so I'm creating my own.
446
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,358
Yes! I mean, seriously.
447
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:45,401
You do know
how old you are.
448
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:46,653
What's the difference?
I mean,
449
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,780
we'll learn a few moves.
There's nothing to it.
450
00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:50,907
Hey, what's this "we"?
451
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,992
I know this sounds
so crazy, but I...
452
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,120
I can't do it
without you.
453
00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:58,206
What's in it for me?
454
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,707
What do you want?
455
00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,961
I want you to teach Ben
how to drive.
456
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:07,548
All the other kids have got their license.
I think he's embarrassed.
457
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:10,093
I'd teach him myself,
but I don't have a car.
458
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,887
Yeah, no, I can't do that.
Cannot do that.
459
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:15,932
Well, that's the deal.
Take it or leave it.
460
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:20,269
You're the one who told me I should
take up cheerleading again. Right?
461
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,605
Well, I didn't
mean literally.
462
00:25:22,689 --> 00:25:27,068
It was more of a metaphor for,
you know, getting laid or something.
463
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:29,028
You know.
464
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:33,241
So next up we have
Martha Walker's application.
465
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,534
Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
466
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:38,621
Um...
467
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,624
We're starting
a cheerleading club.
468
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,294
But who will you
be cheering for'?
469
00:25:46,504 --> 00:25:47,630
Ourselves.
470
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:50,925
And, of course,
we will be performing
471
00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:52,468
for the Senior
Showcase.
472
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,095
VICKI: Oh, will you?
473
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:57,598
Well, I'm sorry,
but we can't allow this.
474
00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:00,685
Oh, come off it!
Why not?
475
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:03,646
Well, insurance,
for one thing.
476
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,441
There's nothing dangerous about this.
It's just for fun.
477
00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:10,319
Well, we also have Sun Springs'
reputation to think about.
478
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:13,156
It's cheerleading,
not pole dancing.
479
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,490
(LAUGHS)
480
00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,658
Sorry.
481
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:17,243
(LAUGHTER)
482
00:26:18,828 --> 00:26:20,705
Were you ever a
cheerleader, Martha?
483
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:24,208
Not exactly.
VICKI: Well, I was.
484
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:26,002
Captain of my squad.
485
00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,503
What a surprise.
486
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:32,633
And it's a lot more physically
demanding than people realize.
487
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,552
Even for younger women.
488
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:40,558
And may I suggest that you form a club
that's a little more age-appropriate.
489
00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:42,101
Well, I do believe
that you told me
490
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,354
that if I didn't find a
club that I really liked,
491
00:26:45,438 --> 00:26:46,564
I could start my own.
492
00:26:49,567 --> 00:26:51,986
How many members do you have?
So far?
493
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:54,781
Uh...
494
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,325
Just two.
495
00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:59,035
(CHUCKLES)
496
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,495
I'm sorry.
497
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:04,207
You need eight members
to form an official club.
498
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,542
Well, then we're gonna
find eight members.
499
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:08,878
Hi, I'm Olive.
500
00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:12,590
I don't have any
cheerleading experience,
501
00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:15,301
but my husband and I,
we take a tango class.
502
00:27:15,426 --> 00:27:16,552
BOTH: Oh...
503
00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:18,679
It was either tango
or divorce, so...
504
00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,723
You know what you could do
is just show us what you got.
505
00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:22,183
Let me begin.
506
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:26,270
(SINGING) When marimba
rhythms start to play
507
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:31,359
Dance with me, make me sway
508
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:35,446
Like a lazy ocean
hugs the shore
509
00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:40,409
Hold me close, sway me more
510
00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:43,913
(MUSIC ENDS)
511
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:45,331
That was fantastic.
512
00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:46,666
Sweet!
Whoo!
513
00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:47,750
(SINGING)
Let's go, girls
514
00:27:50,962 --> 00:27:52,046
Come on
515
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,548
Wow.
516
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:58,636
I'm going out tonight
I'm feelin' all right
517
00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:02,807
Gonna let it all hang out
518
00:28:02,932 --> 00:28:06,519
Wanna make some noise Really
raise my voice Whoo-hoo.
519
00:28:06,811 --> 00:28:10,439
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
520
00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:13,609
(MUSIC STOPS)
521
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,903
(NEW AGE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
522
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:34,547
(GASPS)
523
00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:41,470
(WHISPERING) Well,
I don't know what to say about this one.
524
00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,267
Namaste.
525
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:48,185
Namaste.
526
00:28:48,477 --> 00:28:50,897
Oh. And "naste."
527
00:28:51,022 --> 00:28:54,108
Namaste. Namaste.
Excuse me. Namaste.
528
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:56,652
Ruby Jenkins! Aerobics!
529
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:57,820
Take it away.
530
00:28:58,029 --> 00:28:59,196
(MUSIC PLAYING)
531
00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:02,950
(SINGING)
I'm every woman
532
00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:06,245
It's all in me
533
00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,999
Anything you want done, baby
I do it naturally
534
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,463
I'm every woman
535
00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,506
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah!
536
00:29:17,590 --> 00:29:19,634
I'm every woman
537
00:29:20,384 --> 00:29:21,510
(SQUEALING)
538
00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:23,930
I'm every woman
539
00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:27,934
I'm every woman
540
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,478
(LAUGHING)
(WHOOPING)
541
00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:35,024
(MUSIC STOPS)
I haven't done that in years.
542
00:29:35,149 --> 00:29:36,484
(STARS AND STRIPES
FOREVER PLAYING)
543
00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,548
(MUSIC STOPS)
MARTHA: Whoo.
544
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,550
Wow! That was great!
545
00:30:01,634 --> 00:30:04,220
Where did you
learn to do that?
546
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,514
I was Miss Carney County.
547
00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:08,683
Runner-up.
548
00:30:08,766 --> 00:30:10,559
1953.
549
00:30:11,644 --> 00:30:13,104
What did the winner do?
550
00:30:13,771 --> 00:30:15,690
Had sex with the judges.
551
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:16,941
Oh. (LAUGHS)
552
00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:18,734
(SNORTS)
553
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,611
Here.
554
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:21,946
No speeding, okay?
555
00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:25,199
Do exactly what I tell you to
do, when I tell you to do it.
556
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,284
Now, you got that?
You got it? Got it.
557
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:28,494
Okay.
558
00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:32,623
What you're going to do
is you're going to back up
559
00:30:32,707 --> 00:30:34,667
and look in your
mirrors. Right?
560
00:30:34,792 --> 00:30:36,127
Okay. Go ahead. Look.
That's good.
561
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:37,294
That's good. Back up a little.
Back a little bit?
562
00:30:37,378 --> 00:30:38,379
Nice and easy.
563
00:30:38,462 --> 00:30:40,006
That's pretty good.
Right there. That's enough.
564
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:43,759
Now I want you to pull
forward and signal. Okay?
565
00:30:43,843 --> 00:30:45,344
Pull forward!
566
00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:46,721
(SCREAMS AND SIGHS)
567
00:30:47,138 --> 00:30:48,514
Okay.
568
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:51,017
You ran right into me.
Do you know how to drive?
569
00:30:51,100 --> 00:30:52,226
Not really.
570
00:30:52,977 --> 00:30:54,228
Oh, my God!
571
00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,564
My mom's gonna kill me!
Okay. Don't worry about it.
572
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:59,066
I'll just get the insurance.
It'll be fine.
573
00:30:59,775 --> 00:31:01,193
I'm sorry. I...
574
00:31:01,861 --> 00:31:03,112
(MUSIC PLAYING)
575
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,992
(SINGING)
Oogum oogum, boogum boogum
576
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:11,871
Boogum, now,
baby You're casting your spell on me
577
00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:17,126
Aren't you hungry?
No, I'm fine. l don’t
578
00:31:17,752 --> 00:31:20,254
really have much of an appetite right
now, that's all.
579
00:31:22,423 --> 00:31:24,800
It must've been embarrassing
for you back there, huh?
580
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:28,137
It's fine. They all think
I'm a weirdo anyway.
581
00:31:29,013 --> 00:31:30,056
Why?
582
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,393
'Cause I live in a
retirement community.
583
00:31:34,477 --> 00:31:37,646
Yeah. I mean,
why do you live here?
584
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:44,028
My parents weren't really
the parenting types.
585
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:48,074
Can I ask you something?
Yeah. Shoot. Yeah.
586
00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:50,785
Why did you move
to Sun Springs?
587
00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:53,621
I don't know. I guess
I just wanted to get away.
588
00:31:53,704 --> 00:31:55,456
I wanted to
simplify my life.
589
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:58,292
Is it working?
Not really.
590
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,002
(MUSIC PLAYING)
591
00:32:01,754 --> 00:32:05,424
(SINGING) Saguquga sathi
bega nantsi Pata Pata
592
00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:10,221
Oh, God. You know what?
We're still one woman short.
593
00:32:10,304 --> 00:32:13,099
Well, it's probably
for the best.
594
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:17,186
I mean, I love those gals.
But let's face it,
595
00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,813
they're not
really cheerleaders.
596
00:32:18,896 --> 00:32:20,940
You know you're supposed
to be helping me. Right?
597
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:25,820
Remember, six women signed up
for the tryouts, but...
598
00:32:25,903 --> 00:32:27,571
Only five showed up.
599
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:31,325
So... Who's the sixth?
600
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,328
(LIQUID POURING)
601
00:32:34,662 --> 00:32:38,165
Nice place you got here.
It's very themed.
602
00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:42,378
Oh, yes. My husband,
he enjoys the game.
603
00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,171
Oh, do YOU Play golf,
by the way?
604
00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:46,090
Oh, no!
SHERYL: No?
605
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:54,557
So, Alice, we notice you signed
up for the cheerleading tryouts.
606
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,435
Oh, yes. I saw your flier.
It sounded fun.
607
00:32:58,519 --> 00:33:00,020
Why didn't you come?
608
00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:02,273
Well, I wanted to.
609
00:33:02,398 --> 00:33:06,402
But my husband doesn't like
me out too much on my own.
610
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:09,155
I took a sewing
class last year,
611
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:12,408
and he had to make his own
dinners on Wednesday night.
612
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:14,827
Well, that sounds
traumatic, of course.
613
00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:18,998
What if we practiced in the morning?
And then you could get home
614
00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:21,500
Yeah.
In time for dinner.
615
00:33:21,584 --> 00:33:23,502
Yeah, well,
it's not just that.
616
00:33:23,586 --> 00:33:25,588
No, he's worried about
the morality of it.
617
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,047
The morality.
Yes.
618
00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:30,426
He says that anyone who wants
to be a cheerleader at my age
619
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:33,721
is either a slut or a
whore, and probably both.
620
00:33:33,846 --> 00:33:37,183
(LAUGHING) Maybe he should just
take his caveman-like opinions
621
00:33:37,266 --> 00:33:39,518
and shove 'em up his you-know-what.
Hey! Alice,
622
00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:42,396
Sorry. we're just a
bunch of nice ladies...
623
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:45,816
...looking for some clean,
wholesome fun.
624
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:47,568
What do you say?
625
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,488
Well, I always did want
to be a cheerleader.
626
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:56,035
(SIGHS) Maybe I could ask
him one more time. Yeah.
627
00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:58,037
Yeah. Go on.
Yeah. Okay.
628
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:04,418
Good luck.
Good luck. Oh, my gosh.
629
00:34:05,044 --> 00:34:06,378
(DOOR CLOSES)
630
00:34:07,171 --> 00:34:11,592
She's a sweetheart.
She's very sweet. Very sweet.
631
00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:14,678
God, he really loves golf.
632
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,222
MARTHA: (WHISPERS) He
sounds like such an asshole.
633
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,098
SHERYL: Okay, here she comes.
634
00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:26,523
So... Did you ask him?
l did.
635
00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:30,778
SHERYL: And what'd he say?
"Over my dead body."
636
00:34:38,077 --> 00:34:41,372
MARTHA: Oh, God,
that was fast, wasn't it?
637
00:34:41,455 --> 00:34:43,916
A little too fast,
if you ask me.
638
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:46,627
He confused his meds,
I'm sure.
639
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:48,337
Alice didn't wanna kill him.
640
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,798
Well, she always wanted
to be a cheerleader.
641
00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:53,050
Oh, come on.
The woman is devastated.
642
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:55,219
I'm sure it was the last
thing that was on her mind.
643
00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,848
See you at practice.
644
00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:07,898
Hello, everyone!
ALL: Hi!
645
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,149
Good morning.
Hi!
646
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:11,110
PHYLLIS: Morning.
Wow, look at you all.
647
00:35:11,193 --> 00:35:14,196
I think we should try
something very simple to begin.
648
00:35:14,822 --> 00:35:16,865
So, if you don't mind,
I would really enjoy
649
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:18,909
seeing you getting
into a straight line.
650
00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:22,246
We're gonna try
some very simple positions.
651
00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:25,165
Now, watch me.
So it's on the count of three.
652
00:35:25,249 --> 00:35:27,626
It's one, two, three...
Boom!
653
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,753
You got that?
Straight arms.
654
00:35:29,837 --> 00:35:33,340
One, two, three,
boom! Jump!
655
00:35:35,092 --> 00:35:37,261
Not quite good.
656
00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:41,473
What's the matter? I'm sorry.
I have a sore shoulder.
657
00:35:41,598 --> 00:35:43,684
Uh-huh.
I had to take an aspirin...
658
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:45,144
(GROANS)
659
00:35:45,269 --> 00:35:48,564
Can I put this down? I have...
Yeah... Okay... That's fine. Good.
660
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:49,940
I have to be careful.
MARTHA: Hmm?
661
00:35:50,024 --> 00:35:52,568
I had my knee
replaced last year.
662
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,361
MARTHA: Well, that's...
No, that's perfectly fine.
663
00:35:54,445 --> 00:35:55,571
You can just bend
at your hips.
664
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,740
I can’t jump too much
'cause I get dizzy.
665
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,284
When I jump too much, I get dizzy.
You do?
666
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,785
Yeah.
SHERYL: Martha?
667
00:36:01,869 --> 00:36:05,331
Maybe we should make a list
of everybody's condition,
668
00:36:05,414 --> 00:36:07,708
just to be aware.
669
00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,418
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
670
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,337
We're not making a list.
671
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,256
You got my dizziness down, right?
Yeah, got that.
672
00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,842
And sciatica.
I have the sciatica.
673
00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:18,427
Oh, right.
ALICE: Is that in English?
674
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,846
OLIVE: My wrist.
Did I mention I had chlamydia?
675
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:23,849
Yeah, that, and a shocking amount
of other personal information.
676
00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,060
So can we get back
to rehearsing?
677
00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:29,021
But what about you, Martha?
Do you have anything to report?
678
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,398
No, I'm fine.
I'm actually...
679
00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:33,484
I'm just as fit
as a fiddle.
680
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:43,452
(SIGHS)
681
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:51,168
Hi. Excuse me. Are you Martha?
And you are?
682
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,129
I'm Tom Lendl.
I'm Helen's son.
683
00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:57,549
Is everything all right?
Well, no. It isn't.
684
00:36:57,633 --> 00:37:01,929
My mother said she needs $100
for some cheerleading club?
685
00:37:02,054 --> 00:37:05,432
Yeah. Why is that any of your business?
I handle my mother's finances.
686
00:37:05,516 --> 00:37:07,851
Well, if Helen
has a problem,
687
00:37:07,935 --> 00:37:09,603
she can talk to me,
and we'll work something out.
688
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:12,940
My mother doesn't need money, okay?
She's got plenty of money.
689
00:37:13,023 --> 00:37:15,609
My father left
her quite a lot.
690
00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,694
It's up to me to make sure
she spends it wisely.
691
00:37:17,778 --> 00:37:20,030
Mmm. I'm sure
you're aware of the fact
692
00:37:20,114 --> 00:37:22,116
that your mother
is an adult.
693
00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:26,703
Well, I don't know if you're
aware, but this place is a cesspool
694
00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:29,039
of con artists
and salesmen.
695
00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:31,333
All trying to take advantage
of gullible old women.
696
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:32,584
It's true.
697
00:37:32,668 --> 00:37:36,088
Thank you, Carl.
I can handle this, okay?
698
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:41,510
One hundred dollars.
For what?
699
00:37:41,635 --> 00:37:44,680
Uniforms for the Senior Showcase.
Uniforms?
700
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:47,266
Yeah. Funny?
701
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,434
(CHUCKING)
702
00:37:48,517 --> 00:37:51,311
You think that's funny?
A little, yes.
703
00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:53,814
Nobody wants to see
a bunch of 80-year-olds
704
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,066
running around in short skirts.
Uh-huh.
705
00:37:57,734 --> 00:37:58,861
It's not gonna happen.
706
00:38:02,114 --> 00:38:03,490
Let's go.
707
00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:17,671
(ON PHONE)
Martha, Vicki here.
708
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,383
The committee regretfully denies
your request for more time
709
00:38:21,467 --> 00:38:23,760
to rehearse in
the recreation center.
710
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:25,971
Now I'm sure you understand.
711
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:30,058
We have to prioritize
the more established clubs
712
00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:32,978
in the lead-up
to the Senior Showcase.
713
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:43,155
So, what's the first thing you're gonna
do when you get your driver's license?
714
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,866
Got any hot dates planned?
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
715
00:38:47,743 --> 00:38:50,412
I don't even have a car.
Yeah, so?
716
00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,457
I mean, get a job and buy one.
I have a job.
717
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,543
Most of my money goes to Sheryl
to help outwith the rent.
718
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:58,337
I work at this pizza place.
719
00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,005
So, hang on. I know. Why don't
you come and work for us?
720
00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:04,885
Because we need music in our
rehearsals, and you'd be a great DJ.
721
00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,304
Yes!
No, thank you.
722
00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:09,014
I think it's embarrassing
enough already.
723
00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,850
No, come on.
How about 40 bucks a rehearsal?
724
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:15,771
Huh?
725
00:39:20,484 --> 00:39:22,236
MARTHA: I've got to show
you something here.
726
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,948
(ALL CHEERING)
727
00:39:26,448 --> 00:39:28,033
This is it!
We got pom-poms!
728
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,952
(ALL CLAMORING)
729
00:39:37,084 --> 00:39:40,587
All right, everybody. Okay.
You ready? Okay. Here I go.
730
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:44,299
Now, five, six,
seven, eight...
731
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:47,427
Jump one, hold two,
arms three, hold four.
732
00:39:47,511 --> 00:39:50,681
Hips five, six.
Clap seven, punch eight!
733
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:52,432
Got it?
Should we do it again?
734
00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:53,809
You want me to do it
one more time for you?
735
00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,143
Yeah, yeah.
Okay. Ready and...
736
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:56,270
(WHISPERS)
This is crazy.
737
00:39:56,353 --> 00:40:01,316
Jump one, hold two,
arms three, hold four.
738
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:06,738
Hips five, six. Clap seven.
Punch eight.
739
00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:08,323
Do you think you have it?
All right.
740
00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,408
You know what
we're gonna do?
741
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:10,534
We're gonna put
this baby to music.
742
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:12,160
Ben, you got the music over there?
Got it.
743
00:40:12,244 --> 00:40:14,913
A little old-school, but...
Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the opinion.
744
00:40:14,997 --> 00:40:16,623
And here we go.
745
00:40:16,707 --> 00:40:17,916
(MUSIC STARTS)
746
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,878
Jump one, hold two.
Arms three, hold four.
747
00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:27,301
Hips five, six. Clap seven.
Punch eight!
748
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,469
(SINGING) See the people
walking down the street
749
00:40:29,553 --> 00:40:32,347
Fall in line just watchin'
all their feet
750
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,517
They don't know
where they want to go
751
00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:37,644
But they're walkin' in time
752
00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:40,939
They got the beat
They got the beat
753
00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:43,191
They got the beat
754
00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:45,777
Yeah, they got the beat
755
00:40:48,322 --> 00:40:51,491
Keep going. Come on. You can do it faster.
You can do it even faster.
756
00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,911
All the kids just gettin'
out of school
757
00:40:54,995 --> 00:40:57,998
They can't wait to hang out
and be cool
758
00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:00,751
Hang around 'til quarter
after twelve
759
00:41:00,834 --> 00:41:02,502
No,no,no!
No,no,no!
760
00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,963
Oh, no! We gotta take
this from the top.
761
00:41:05,047 --> 00:41:07,299
(ALL GROANING)
MARTHA: Yeah. All right.
762
00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,551
Now look, Alice,
here's the problem here.
763
00:41:09,635 --> 00:41:11,845
I'm really sorry about this,
but you're too slow.
764
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,805
You gotta...
Fart! Balls! Shit!
765
00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:16,016
Whoa. Oh.
766
00:41:17,351 --> 00:41:18,644
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
767
00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:22,105
My husband didn't like it when I
cursed, so now that he's gone
768
00:41:22,189 --> 00:41:24,399
I'm gonna
give it a shot.
769
00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:27,444
Yeah. I'm also gonna
try reefer cigarettes,
770
00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:30,030
and I'm only gettin' started!
There you go! Okay.
771
00:41:30,113 --> 00:41:32,574
Yes!
MARTHA: Thanks for sharing.
772
00:41:32,658 --> 00:41:36,953
Okay, let's go with this one more time.
Let's do it. You can do it!
773
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:40,874
Cunnilingus! Go!
774
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,834
(SINGING) We got the
beat We got the beat
775
00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:45,545
We got the beat
We got the beat
776
00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:50,258
PHYLLIS: Good-bye, ladies.
See you later. Hey!
777
00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:53,136
The girls are gonna have a drink.
You wanna come?
778
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,514
You know, quite frankly,
779
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,349
we need more
rehearsal time,
780
00:41:57,432 --> 00:41:58,725
not drinks, because
you know why?
781
00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:00,686
We look like a bunch of
old ladies out there.
782
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,814
We are a bunch of
old ladies out there.
783
00:42:03,897 --> 00:42:06,400
And where are
we gonna practice?
784
00:42:06,483 --> 00:42:10,529
I mean, Vicki will hardly let
us use this space as it is.
785
00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:12,698
No, but you need to get us
a space at the school.
786
00:42:12,781 --> 00:42:15,367
No, I can't do that.
I'm in big trouble at the school.
787
00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,787
I was caught handing out
prophylactics in the girls' bathroom.
788
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:21,206
Mmm-hmm. The Senior Showcase
is in two weeks,
789
00:42:21,289 --> 00:42:25,252
and we need rehearsals.
Okay.
790
00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:27,379
I'll ask the principal.
791
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:33,510
He's got a crush on me. Could work.
All right, okay. All right.
792
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:37,305
And one. And two.
793
00:42:37,597 --> 00:42:41,226
And keep your form,
ladies, with the curl.
794
00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:46,273
And three, and four.
Come on, keep that form.
795
00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:49,818
It's all about that bone density.
Welcome to the gun show.
796
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,195
There you go. Ooh.
Look at those.
797
00:42:52,279 --> 00:42:54,656
Look at that.
All right, girl! I love it.
798
00:42:54,740 --> 00:42:57,242
Okay, now, chest presses.
And one.
799
00:42:57,743 --> 00:43:00,036
And two.
Ladies.
800
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,164
And three.
Sewn' ready for the showcase?
801
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,332
And four.
Yes indeed, Miss Vicki.
802
00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:06,918
I'm sorry that
we had to cancel
803
00:43:07,002 --> 00:43:09,087
your rehearsal tomorrow.
804
00:43:09,171 --> 00:43:12,674
I realize that you have got a
lot of training to get done.
805
00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:17,012
Well, don't you worry about it
because Sheryl's already found us
806
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:19,598
a better place to rehearse.
Mmm-hmm.
807
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:22,893
Oh, really?
Where might that be?
808
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:24,561
(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
809
00:43:24,644 --> 00:43:26,396
Come on.
This way, ladies.
810
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,023
OLIVE: What are
we doin' here?
811
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:33,487
Oh. So this is what it's
like being a cheerleader.
812
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,241
I feel like pushing
someone into a locker.
813
00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:40,869
BOY: Cougar alert, yo!
Guys, guys.
814
00:43:41,745 --> 00:43:45,832
You gotta listen to me for a second.
You can't do this, okay?
815
00:43:45,916 --> 00:43:48,251
This is a bad,
bad idea.
816
00:43:48,335 --> 00:43:50,504
Oh, don't be
so dramatic.
817
00:43:50,587 --> 00:43:55,425
Grandma, you are going to humiliate
yourself in front of the entire school.
818
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,969
The entire school?
The entire school?
819
00:43:58,053 --> 00:43:59,262
What are we talking about
here, huh?
820
00:43:59,346 --> 00:44:00,388
Huh?
821
00:44:00,472 --> 00:44:02,516
You don't know?
No.
822
00:44:03,558 --> 00:44:06,853
This is what you wanted.
No, this is not what I wanted.
823
00:44:06,937 --> 00:44:09,064
I wanted a space
to rehearse in.
824
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:12,567
That's what this is. No, this...
This is a pep rally.
825
00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:13,693
Yeah.
Right?
826
00:44:13,777 --> 00:44:17,697
There's a whole school out there,
and we're not ready for an audience, okay?
827
00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:19,115
We can't cancel.
828
00:44:19,199 --> 00:44:22,869
You have no idea what I had to
go through with the principal
829
00:44:22,953 --> 00:44:24,287
just to make this happen.
830
00:44:24,663 --> 00:44:26,331
Well, well, well.
831
00:44:26,414 --> 00:44:28,375
If it isn't the teacher
of the year.
832
00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:31,795
Isn't there a quarterback somewhere
you need to be giving a hand job?
833
00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,463
MARTHA: Okay, all right.
834
00:44:33,547 --> 00:44:36,967
Do you mind just stepping
outside for a moment, please?
835
00:44:37,259 --> 00:44:40,220
What... No!
This is our pep rally.
836
00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,472
They already made us cut
a minute off our routine.
837
00:44:42,556 --> 00:44:45,433
Okay, but just give
us a second, okay?
838
00:44:46,434 --> 00:44:47,978
Whatever.
Whatever.
839
00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:51,815
I just hope your moves are a little
more up-to-date than you are.
840
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:53,775
You bitches
wanna rumble?
841
00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,029
See ya out there.
842
00:44:58,530 --> 00:45:00,198
(ALL CHEERING)
843
00:45:04,786 --> 00:45:06,037
(MUSIC PLAYING)
844
00:45:06,121 --> 00:45:10,041
(SINGING) Working at the video store,
every day's a bore, I just dream away
845
00:45:10,125 --> 00:45:13,920
DVDs are gone for life,
we just get online and go to Pirate Bay
846
00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:15,839
Son of a whore!
847
00:45:18,008 --> 00:45:19,134
Look how young
they are.
848
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,136
OLIVE: With good booties.
849
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:24,014
And they're really good.
RUBY: Mmm-hmm.
850
00:45:24,097 --> 00:45:26,766
They're not that good.
HELEN: You're blind.
851
00:45:26,850 --> 00:45:28,268
I want more than I can take
852
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:29,561
Wow.
853
00:45:29,644 --> 00:45:31,187
I want someone who can dance
854
00:45:31,271 --> 00:45:33,440
Not someone I can talk to
855
00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:35,317
I want someone who can dance
856
00:45:37,444 --> 00:45:39,070
I want someone who can dance
857
00:45:39,154 --> 00:45:40,739
Not someone I can talk to
858
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,074
I want someone who can dance
859
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,287
I want someone who can dance
860
00:45:47,412 --> 00:45:49,122
Not someone I can talk to
861
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,207
I want someone who can dance
862
00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:54,169
I want someone
who can dance
863
00:45:56,546 --> 00:46:01,635
MAN: (ON PA) Let's give it up for our
very own Hillview High cheerleaders!
864
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:04,054
Come on, let's go.
Let's go.
865
00:46:06,306 --> 00:46:09,142
Break a hip.
Get pregnant.
866
00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:12,103
MARTHA: Okay. Excuse me.
Let's go, girls.
867
00:46:12,187 --> 00:46:13,605
MAN: (ON PA)
Next up, a special treat.
868
00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:17,025
A performance from
the Sun Springs All-Stars.
869
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:22,155
Move aside, girls, 'cause these
are the real senior cheerleaders.
870
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:23,573
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(LAUGHTER)
871
00:46:23,657 --> 00:46:25,909
MARTHA: Hello. Thank you.
All right.
872
00:46:25,992 --> 00:46:28,912
Positions. Okay. Come on.
Let's go, let's go.
873
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,082
Okay. Music.
874
00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:34,876
BOY: Hey, Danny, you want me
to get her number for you, man?
875
00:46:36,086 --> 00:46:38,964
Five, six,
seven, eight...
876
00:46:39,172 --> 00:46:42,092
(SINGING) Three, six,
nine The goose drank wine
877
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,886
The monkey chewed tobacco
on the streetcar line
878
00:46:44,970 --> 00:46:47,722
The line broke
The monkey got choked
879
00:46:47,806 --> 00:46:50,308
And they all went to heaven
in a little rowboat
880
00:46:50,392 --> 00:46:52,560
GIRL: Oh, my God.
I can't believe this.
881
00:46:53,228 --> 00:46:56,106
Clap pat, clap slap
882
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,941
Clap pat! Clap your hand
883
00:46:58,024 --> 00:47:01,319
Pat it on your partner's hand
Right hand
884
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,738
Clap pat! Clap your hand
885
00:47:03,822 --> 00:47:05,281
Cross it with your left arm
886
00:47:05,407 --> 00:47:06,908
Pat your partner's left palm
887
00:47:07,784 --> 00:47:09,452
Clap pat! Clap your hand
888
00:47:09,577 --> 00:47:11,037
Pat your partner's right palm
889
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,956
And a right palm again
890
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,290
(MUSIC STOPS)
(ALL GASPING)
891
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:16,793
(GROANS)
892
00:47:19,212 --> 00:47:21,798
Oh, Helen. She's not okay.
She's not okay.
893
00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:24,592
MARTHA: That's all right.
It's okay.
894
00:47:26,386 --> 00:47:27,929
Get the medic.
895
00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:31,933
Oh. Ooh.
896
00:47:33,393 --> 00:47:36,938
Are you all right? I'm fine.
Everyone's making a fuss.
897
00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:38,815
You sure?
HELEN: Yes.
898
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,233
MARTHA: I told you
we weren't ready.
899
00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:42,527
We made complete fools
of ourselves out there.
900
00:47:43,069 --> 00:47:44,279
(ALL CHATTERING)
901
00:47:48,158 --> 00:47:50,493
Oh, shit!
What?
902
00:47:50,577 --> 00:47:52,495
What?
HELEN: What now?
903
00:47:52,579 --> 00:47:54,956
(SINGING) Three, six,
nine The goose drank wine
904
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,458
The monkey chew tobacco on...
905
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:57,751
ALICE: That's us!
OLIVE: Oh, no!
906
00:47:57,834 --> 00:47:59,044
MARTHA: Could I see?
907
00:47:59,127 --> 00:48:01,504
Already has
20,000 views.
908
00:48:01,588 --> 00:48:03,631
Well, you gotta
take it down.
909
00:48:03,757 --> 00:48:05,633
I can't take it off.
Well, there has to be a way, right?
910
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:07,635
I mean, some technical...
No. It's there.
911
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,763
"Old cheerleaders fail."
912
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:11,306
Oh!
913
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,808
(VIDEO PLAYING)
(GIRLS CHATTERING)
914
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:18,188
What? What's going on?
915
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,941
What, you posted it?
916
00:48:22,025 --> 00:48:24,319
Yeah.
Why would you do that?
917
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:28,198
Because it's hilarious.
This is totally going viral.
918
00:48:29,074 --> 00:48:31,242
Wow. (SCOFFS)
919
00:48:31,493 --> 00:48:32,827
What?
920
00:48:34,746 --> 00:48:36,206
What?
921
00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,708
I blame myself.
922
00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:42,170
I mean, this is just the sort of
thing that I knew would happen.
923
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:47,342
Not only has one of our residents
suffered a serious injury,
924
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:51,971
but now her son is
threatening a lawsuit.
925
00:48:52,055 --> 00:48:55,475
Is there anything that
you ladies care to say?
926
00:48:55,558 --> 00:49:00,855
Then, let's put it to a vote.
No.
927
00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:03,733
All of those
in favor of the ban...
928
00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:22,043
It's unanimous.
929
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:26,005
You are hereby ordered
to cease all club activities.
930
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:27,799
Thank you.
931
00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:34,264
Where are you going?
Home.
932
00:49:47,569 --> 00:49:48,987
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
933
00:49:49,946 --> 00:49:51,781
RUBY: You think they
talkin' about us?
934
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:56,369
I don't know.
935
00:49:59,289 --> 00:50:01,499
Not today, Satan.
936
00:50:02,292 --> 00:50:05,170
REPORTER: Local residents from
Sun Springs Retirement Community
937
00:50:05,253 --> 00:50:09,382
have become a viral Internet sensation
following a disastrous performance...
938
00:50:09,465 --> 00:50:10,550
MARTHA: Screw you!
939
00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:12,510
...at a high school pep rally
last Tuesday.
940
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,432
Hey, Mom.
941
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:24,564
It's time for you to get some rest.
I am resting.
942
00:50:24,898 --> 00:50:27,025
Mother, Susan and I are gonna
be staying here for a while.
943
00:50:27,108 --> 00:50:31,279
No, that won't be necessary.
Yes, I think it is necessary.
944
00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:45,585
What's wrong
with you lately?
945
00:50:47,295 --> 00:50:50,048
I just miss
cheerleading.
946
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,804
(MUFFLED ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
947
00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:08,983
(LINE RINGING)
948
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:12,195
MARTHA: Hey. Are you around?
SHERYL: Hi!
949
00:51:16,282 --> 00:51:19,577
So, you went
to the showcase.
950
00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:21,704
Well, I drove by.
I didn't go inside.
951
00:51:22,372 --> 00:51:26,084
Oh, it's too bad.
We had a real shot at that trophy.
952
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:27,752
Do you really think so?
953
00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:32,006
Not really.
I'm just trying to be supportive.
954
00:51:32,131 --> 00:51:36,302
Right. Listen,
lam sorry about the pep rally.
955
00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:41,224
It was a dumb idea.
No, it's not your fault.
956
00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,477
It was.
You know, I...
957
00:51:44,978 --> 00:51:47,146
I miss the girls, though.
958
00:51:47,522 --> 00:51:49,399
Yeah, me too.
959
00:51:49,482 --> 00:51:53,695
I've never had a lot of girlfriends.
It's quite nice.
960
00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:00,994
I miss you too.
I miss you.
961
00:52:03,121 --> 00:52:04,122
Oh, my goodness.
962
00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:08,209
On the bright side...
Uh-huh.
963
00:52:08,293 --> 00:52:11,337
...we're up to half a million hits.
Look at this.
964
00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:14,340
(SINGING) ...went to
heaven in a little rowboat
965
00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,301
Clap pat, clap slap
966
00:52:16,426 --> 00:52:18,052
Clap pat!
967
00:52:18,136 --> 00:52:22,307
I'd like to get my hands on
whoever posted that. Okay?
968
00:52:22,682 --> 00:52:23,683
CHLOE: /can't.
969
00:52:23,808 --> 00:52:26,436
Hey, wait a minute.
What do you mean?
970
00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:28,479
Shh,shh. Listen, listen.
Okay. Huh...
971
00:52:28,563 --> 00:52:29,689
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
972
00:52:29,772 --> 00:52:31,274
CHLOE". on, my God!
973
00:52:31,774 --> 00:52:33,318
The little...
974
00:52:33,443 --> 00:52:35,611
That is Chloe's voice.
It was. Mmm-hmm.
975
00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:37,030
It's Chloe.
That's right.
976
00:52:37,113 --> 00:52:38,740
The cheerleader
did this, okay?
977
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:41,576
Yeah.
978
00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:43,286
Uh-huh.
979
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:50,752
SHERYL: Are you sure
this is a good idea?
980
00:52:50,877 --> 00:52:52,253
Yes. We're gonna talk
to her parents,
981
00:52:52,337 --> 00:52:53,629
and I'm sure they're
going to understand.
982
00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:56,299
I don't think her
parents are home.
983
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,134
Oh.
984
00:53:09,479 --> 00:53:11,773
(SOFTLY) This is... Oh!
What a nightmare! Ugh!
985
00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:14,984
Is this what a teenage
party is all about?
986
00:53:15,193 --> 00:53:16,861
SHERYL: Oh, hey.
MARTHA; What?
987
00:53:17,487 --> 00:53:19,655
Hey, Chloe.
Oh, shit!
988
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:21,491
MARTHA: Did you think
that was funny?
989
00:53:22,325 --> 00:53:26,329
Did you and your friends have a
big laugh at all the old ladies?
990
00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:27,622
I guess
it wasn't enough
991
00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,500
just to humiliate us
in front of the school.
992
00:53:30,583 --> 00:53:32,418
You had to share it
with the whole world?
993
00:53:32,502 --> 00:53:37,882
Isn't it enough to be pretty
and smart and popular?
994
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:40,343
You have to knock
everybody else down, too?
995
00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:41,844
I mean, what?
Wait a minute, now.
996
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,348
No clever retort, huh?
You have nothing to say at all?
997
00:53:45,890 --> 00:53:46,974
(SOBS)
998
00:53:47,183 --> 00:53:48,184
BOTH: Oh.
999
00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:49,268
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
1000
00:53:51,312 --> 00:53:53,731
Okay. No, it's all...
Hey, hey.
1001
00:53:53,815 --> 00:53:57,360
It's all right. It's okay.
There's nothing to cry about, okay?
1002
00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,695
Don't worry.
Don't cry!
1003
00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,697
No, I'm so sorry.
1004
00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:05,159
I didn't know they were gonna post
it, I promise.
1005
00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,912
God, you must hate me.
1006
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:09,914
Oh, we don't
hate you.
1007
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,667
Actually, we need you.
1008
00:54:14,961 --> 00:54:16,003
For what?
1009
00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:19,715
Well, we want you
to be our choreographer.
1010
00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:21,801
SHERYL: Yeah.
MARTHA: That's right.
1011
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:24,887
We're putting our
squad back together,
1012
00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:27,306
and as you may have noticed,
we have a few rough edges.
1013
00:54:27,390 --> 00:54:29,517
But we've seen you,
we have.
1014
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,228
You're good,
and we need some of that.
1015
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:35,857
But with school
and cheering, I...
1016
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,567
I just don't
have the time.
1017
00:54:37,817 --> 00:54:41,446
Oh, that's a shame.
Isn't it, Martha? Oh.
1018
00:54:42,071 --> 00:54:43,948
Oh, yeah. Yeah,
that's a real shame.
1019
00:54:45,783 --> 00:54:48,703
But you know what
would be a real shame?
1020
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:49,787
SH SHERYL What's that?
1021
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:55,334
If Chloe's parents found out
about this totally epic party.
1022
00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:57,462
Oh, that'd be
a terrible shame.
1023
00:54:57,879 --> 00:54:58,963
You wouldn't.
1024
00:54:59,297 --> 00:55:00,840
(CHUCKLES)
We might.
1025
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:02,633
Try us.
1026
00:55:03,009 --> 00:55:04,302
(GROANS SOFTLY)
1027
00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:06,345
God.
1028
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:09,599
MARTHA:
Good morning, ladies.
1029
00:55:11,976 --> 00:55:13,728
What is she doing here?
1030
00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,605
This is Chloe,
right?
1031
00:55:15,688 --> 00:55:19,150
Chloe has something that she
wants to say to everyone.
1032
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,614
I was the one
who took the video.
1033
00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:26,240
Oh, boy.
Come on. Jeez.
1034
00:55:26,324 --> 00:55:29,911
I never meant for it to be posted
online, and I'm sorry.
1035
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:31,621
I'm really sorry.
1036
00:55:32,205 --> 00:55:33,581
Glad you got that
off your chest.
1037
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:36,751
I'm sorry, but there's more that
Chloe has to say. Go on, Chloe.
1038
00:55:39,045 --> 00:55:42,840
And l would really love
to help coach you guys.
1039
00:55:42,924 --> 00:55:43,966
(LAUGHTER)
1040
00:55:44,050 --> 00:55:45,927
Why would we let
her coach us?
1041
00:55:46,052 --> 00:55:48,221
Because, Olive,
in case you haven't noticed,
1042
00:55:48,304 --> 00:55:49,931
we could do with
a little help.
1043
00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:52,058
We're not even
a club anymore.
1044
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,810
Vicki banned us.
Oh, forget Vicki.
1045
00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:57,897
We will practice in secret.
Practice for what?
1046
00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,315
The showcase is over.
1047
00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:02,276
We're gonna find someplace
else to perform, okay?
1048
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,612
We humiliated ourselves.
Everybody saw it.
1049
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,364
And that's the reason
why we need to do this,
1050
00:56:06,864 --> 00:56:08,115
to prove we're not
some joke
1051
00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:10,284
and to show the world
what we can really do.
1052
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:14,497
We really can do this
if we do this together.
1053
00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:17,041
Huh?
1054
00:56:18,167 --> 00:56:19,377
All right, ladies,
1055
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:23,464
I want you to look at your
reflection in the mirror.
1056
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:24,882
Okay?
1057
00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:26,509
What are we doing?
1058
00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,011
Just look at
your reflection, Ruby.
1059
00:56:29,095 --> 00:56:33,099
I want you to really,
really look in that mirror
1060
00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,562
and take in yourselves,
right? Look closely.
1061
00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:40,648
We're all so
self-conscious,
1062
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:46,612
and we're all so worried about
what everyone else is thinking,
1063
00:56:46,696 --> 00:56:49,615
when of course the only thing
that really matters
1064
00:56:49,699 --> 00:56:52,159
is what we think
of ourselves.
1065
00:56:52,243 --> 00:56:55,830
Really, I want you
to take yourself in.
1066
00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,583
Now, on the count of three,
1067
00:56:58,666 --> 00:57:03,671
I want you to say one thing
you like about yourselves.
1068
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,131
Oh, God.
1069
00:57:05,923 --> 00:57:07,883
You can't
be serious.
1070
00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:09,051
My tits!
1071
00:57:09,135 --> 00:57:10,928
Not yet, not yet.
1072
00:57:11,012 --> 00:57:12,888
Let's wait until
the count of three.
1073
00:57:13,389 --> 00:57:14,849
What if you don't
like anything?
1074
00:57:15,808 --> 00:57:18,185
MARTHA: What do you mean?
Then you're not looking hard enough.
1075
00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:21,606
You just have to find what's
great about yourselves, okay?
1076
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,525
All right. Ready?
1077
00:57:25,818 --> 00:57:27,820
(EXHALES) Look.
1078
00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:34,368
Now, one...
1079
00:57:34,452 --> 00:57:36,370
Two... Three!
1080
00:57:36,662 --> 00:57:38,623
(ALL SHOUTING, LAUGHING)
1081
00:57:43,586 --> 00:57:45,129
HELEN: My hair.
1082
00:57:45,671 --> 00:57:48,257
So beautiful.
Thank you.
1083
00:57:48,341 --> 00:57:50,926
My hands.
And?
1084
00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:52,386
Ooh.
My hands.
1085
00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:53,471
My smile.
1086
00:57:54,472 --> 00:57:56,599
MARTHA: Look at that
smile. Okay.
1087
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:58,893
Damn it.
And? No.
1088
00:57:58,976 --> 00:57:59,977
Okay, my wrist.
1089
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,397
Okay.
1090
00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:05,524
They take blood
really good.
1091
00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:08,194
Hound another
good feature of yours.
1092
00:58:08,277 --> 00:58:10,446
Well...
MARTHA: But what about me?
1093
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,740
What's good about me?
There's not one thing.
1094
00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:15,034
Oh, come on.
1095
00:58:15,868 --> 00:58:18,746
MARTHA: All right, let's work!
Let's go! Come on, Chloe.
1096
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,001
Ah. A competition?
Mmm-hmm.
1097
00:58:24,085 --> 00:58:27,588
This is a really big deal.
People come from all over to compete.
1098
00:58:27,672 --> 00:58:30,049
You guys can't compete
next to real cheerleaders.
1099
00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:31,133
Yes, we can.
1100
00:58:31,258 --> 00:58:33,761
The oldest category is 18 plus.
Uh-huh.
1101
00:58:33,886 --> 00:58:36,347
Yeah. So what? We're 18 plus.
1102
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,516
Yeah.
Eighteen plus 50.
1103
00:58:38,891 --> 00:58:40,309
Oh, look.
What?
1104
00:58:40,393 --> 00:58:42,061
It's on in three weeks.
1105
00:58:42,144 --> 00:58:44,355
Well, that's okay,
because Chloe's gonna help us.
1106
00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:45,523
Right, Chloe?
No! No.
1107
00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:48,442
You guys didn't say anything
about a competition.
1108
00:58:48,526 --> 00:58:50,194
Do you know how much
training that involves?
1109
00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:53,322
People train for a
year, not three weeks.
1110
00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:55,157
Okay.
1111
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,119
What do you think?
1112
00:58:59,662 --> 00:59:01,914
I say screw it.
Let's sign up.
1113
00:59:02,707 --> 00:59:03,749
Oh, my God.
Yes.
1114
00:59:04,417 --> 00:59:06,335
Yes!
Come on.
1115
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:09,547
Let's just start with our feet a
little wider than shoulder-width,
1116
00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:10,631
like so.
1117
00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:13,592
And we're just gonna start with
some really easy movements.
1118
00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:16,721
So bring your left
arm like this. Left.
1119
00:59:17,430 --> 00:59:21,600
Good. Down right,
and back up left.
1120
00:59:21,684 --> 00:59:23,310
Right, left.
1121
00:59:23,394 --> 00:59:26,397
Left, right,
let's get dirty!
1122
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,690
Yes! Sexy!
1123
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,150
Whoo!
1124
00:59:29,984 --> 00:59:32,194
(SINGING) I'm a rebel
just for kicks, now
1125
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:34,447
I've been feeling it since
1966, now
1126
00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:36,699
Might be over now
1127
00:59:36,782 --> 00:59:39,326
But I feel it Still
1128
00:59:39,410 --> 00:59:40,619
Two, three...
1129
00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:44,999
Did you try
to hit me?
1130
00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:47,668
You make mash-ups, right?
Yeah, yeah, I can.
1131
00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:49,837
Could you maybe cut
something together for us?
1132
00:59:49,962 --> 00:59:52,840
Yeah, for sure. Oh, yes!
Thank you so much.
1133
00:59:56,427 --> 00:59:58,053
Leave it with a baby
sitter, mama...
1134
00:59:58,137 --> 01:00:00,681
Two, three,
and four, five.
1135
01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:03,225
Move it! Come on,
ladies, keep up!
1136
01:00:04,143 --> 01:00:05,603
Move it, Alice!
1137
01:00:06,604 --> 01:00:08,856
Punch,punch.
One, two, three.
1138
01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,817
Punch,punch.
One, two, three, punch.
1139
01:00:11,901 --> 01:00:14,820
Might've had your fill,
but you feel it still
1140
01:00:14,904 --> 01:00:17,364
Just let me change
out of this dance stuff.
1141
01:00:17,448 --> 01:00:20,910
Maybe you could just leave it on.
(CHUCKLES)
1142
01:00:23,037 --> 01:00:25,539
I always wanted
to date a cheerleader.
1143
01:00:25,915 --> 01:00:27,082
Rah-rah-rah.
1144
01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:29,877
(SINGING)
We could fight a war for peace
1145
01:00:30,711 --> 01:00:32,546
I'm a rebel
just for kicks, now
1146
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:34,340
Give in to that easy living
1147
01:00:34,423 --> 01:00:36,425
Goodbye to my hopes
and dreams
1148
01:00:36,509 --> 01:00:39,261
Feel that, right?
1149
01:00:39,929 --> 01:00:42,389
We could wait
Until the walls come down
1150
01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:44,600
CHLOE: Super, super low.
Lower.
1151
01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:46,227
Oh, my God!
(EXCITED CHATTER)
1152
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,896
Evelyn! What?
1153
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:51,649
PAIGE:
Five, six, seven, eight.
1154
01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,028
What's going on with you?
Where have you been?
1155
01:00:56,111 --> 01:00:59,406
Sorry, it's been
really crazy, so I...
1156
01:00:59,490 --> 01:01:01,158
Well, get your
shit together.
1157
01:01:01,242 --> 01:01:04,036
You miss one more practice,
and we're voting you off the squad.
1158
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:08,958
Are you okay? You look like shit.
No, I'm fine.
1159
01:01:09,041 --> 01:01:11,252
Thank you. No,
I haven't been sleeping well. I'm fine.
1160
01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:14,255
You're so skinny.
Let's get started, okay?
1161
01:01:14,797 --> 01:01:15,923
Is that new?
1162
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,758
Thought we could use
a little bit more bass.
1163
01:01:17,883 --> 01:01:20,094
Ah. You've shown a lot of interest
lately, haven't you?
1164
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,140
(SINGING) I'm a rebel
just for kicks, now
1165
01:01:25,224 --> 01:01:28,102
I been feeling it since
1966, now
1166
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:31,230
Might be over now,
but I feel it still
1167
01:01:35,109 --> 01:01:36,569
I'm a rebel
just for kicks now
1168
01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:39,697
Let me kick it
like it's 1986, now
1169
01:01:40,364 --> 01:01:43,367
Might be over now,
but I feel it still
1170
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:46,287
Might've had your fill
But I feel it still
1171
01:01:50,583 --> 01:01:52,251
Do you think you're
irreplaceable?
1172
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:55,004
I like to think I bring a
certain dignity to the position.
1173
01:01:55,087 --> 01:01:58,090
Do you think that I would
hesitate to take your little badge
1174
01:01:58,173 --> 01:02:00,926
and take your little cards
and give 'em to Dorris?
1175
01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:03,679
Dorris is a trainee.
She doesn't have the experience.
1176
01:02:03,762 --> 01:02:06,140
They're up to something,
I know it.
1177
01:02:06,223 --> 01:02:09,310
And either you are
too stupid to find it out,
1178
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,228
or you're just
not even tryin'.
1179
01:02:11,312 --> 01:02:12,980
lam definitely tryin'.
1180
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:16,692
Well, then find out what they're
plannin' and shut it down.
1181
01:02:16,984 --> 01:02:18,277
Or I'll shut you down.
1182
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:22,197
DORRIS: Yeah.
(DOOR CLOSES)
1183
01:02:25,326 --> 01:02:26,327
Backstabber.
1184
01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:29,455
MARTHA: So, Chloe,
I've been working on an idea,
1185
01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:33,667
something that, I don't know,
would make us stand out, you know?
1186
01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:36,128
Trust me,
you guys are gonna stand out.
1187
01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:38,505
Yeah, but I do want you to bear with
me, all right?
1188
01:02:39,298 --> 01:02:40,341
You can do it.
Okay.
1189
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:41,508
Okay, I'm down.
1190
01:02:41,592 --> 01:02:42,968
Okay. All right.
Show us, then.
1191
01:02:43,052 --> 01:02:44,303
I'm excited to see it.
1192
01:02:44,553 --> 01:02:46,138
Mmm. Oh!
1193
01:02:46,221 --> 01:02:47,640
Here we are! Okay.
1194
01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:49,850
Are you ready for the new move?
All right.
1195
01:02:49,934 --> 01:02:51,143
EVELYN: New move?
1196
01:02:51,226 --> 01:02:52,519
Oh, I didn't tell you?
1197
01:02:57,274 --> 01:02:59,026
Right? What do you think? Oh.
1198
01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:00,569
You want to try it or not?
ALL: Yeah!
1199
01:03:00,653 --> 01:03:02,404
I knew you would.
I want to see it.
1200
01:03:02,488 --> 01:03:03,906
I'm not surprised.
1201
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:08,035
That's nice.
There was something about“
1202
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,037
Maybe we should have those
elbows stick out wider.
1203
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,623
And... One!
1204
01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,500
(SINGING)
I'm coming out
1205
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:17,211
I want the world to know
1206
01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:18,545
It's sexual.
1207
01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:22,466
Walk, walk, walk, walk.
1208
01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:26,345
Now, that was fantastic.
1209
01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:28,013
This is good, right?
1210
01:03:28,097 --> 01:03:29,890
You're strong.
That's it. Let's do it.
1211
01:03:30,474 --> 01:03:33,477
Walk, walk. No, no.
That was not walk.
1212
01:03:34,395 --> 01:03:37,272
No, we got it.
We're gonna be fine.
1213
01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:39,984
Okay, ready,
and walk, walk, walk.
1214
01:03:43,654 --> 01:03:45,698
Let's do it one
more time.
1215
01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:48,117
Can you take over, Chloe?
CHLOE: Yeah, yeah, of course.
1216
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:49,910
Okay, that's good. Oh, my God!
1217
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,162
CHLOE: Oh, yeah.
I like this move.
1218
01:03:52,246 --> 01:03:54,456
Let's get it.
Left foot forward.
1219
01:03:54,832 --> 01:03:57,001
(MARTHA RETCHING)
1220
01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:34,663
Okay, ladies,
let's breathe in,
1221
01:04:34,747 --> 01:04:37,291
plié, and bring
your arms up.
1222
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,169
And exhale
and go all the way down.
1223
01:04:40,252 --> 01:04:42,087
(MARTHA GROANS) OW!
1224
01:04:42,171 --> 01:04:44,173
CHLOE: Let's hang there
for a minute,
1225
01:04:44,673 --> 01:04:47,301
and slowly roll up.
1226
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,095
Feel your spine.
1227
01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,222
Yeah.
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
1228
01:04:52,306 --> 01:04:53,932
Roll your shoulders back.
(CAR LOCK CHIMES)
1229
01:04:54,308 --> 01:04:55,309
Nice.
1230
01:04:55,392 --> 01:04:57,352
Excuse me.
Could I get a word, please?
1231
01:04:57,436 --> 01:04:58,812
Where's Helen?
1232
01:04:58,979 --> 01:05:00,564
I'm taking her
out of this club.
1233
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,441
It's obvious she can't
handle the peer pressure.
1234
01:05:02,524 --> 01:05:04,026
What are you talking
about, peer pressure?
1235
01:05:04,109 --> 01:05:06,028
That's absurd. And look at
me when you're talking to me.
1236
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,613
Not only do you
break her ankle,
1237
01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:09,907
now you want to publicly
humiliate her again
1238
01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,700
with this stupid dance
competition.
1239
01:05:11,784 --> 01:05:13,827
No, Helen is a really big
part of this team.
1240
01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:15,579
You can't just take her
out of the competition.
1241
01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:17,247
Step back and let the adults
talk, okay?
1242
01:05:17,331 --> 01:05:19,041
I don't need some little
slut telling me what to do.
1243
01:05:19,124 --> 01:05:22,377
What?
What did you just call her?
1244
01:05:23,170 --> 01:05:25,089
TOM: Now, that was...
No, seriously.
1245
01:05:25,172 --> 01:05:27,174
What did you
just call her?
1246
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,343
That was out of line.
I apologize... Say it again.
1247
01:05:29,468 --> 01:05:32,179
Please, could you, ma'am...
I dare you. What did you call her?
1248
01:05:32,262 --> 01:05:35,390
Ma'am, get your hand out of my face.
Don't tell me what to do!
1249
01:05:35,474 --> 01:05:38,102
(STAMMERING)
Okay, I'm leaving.
1250
01:05:38,185 --> 01:05:40,145
I'll go.
1251
01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:42,189
(CAR LOCK CHIMES)
1252
01:05:42,356 --> 01:05:43,398
(LAUGHTER)
1253
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:45,442
What?
1254
01:05:45,526 --> 01:05:46,777
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1255
01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:50,948
(SINGING) Because your
good girl's gonna go bad
1256
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:52,574
Ruby!
1257
01:05:52,741 --> 01:05:56,370
I'm gonna be the swingin'est
swinger you've ever had
1258
01:05:57,246 --> 01:06:00,499
If you like 'em painted up
Powdered up
1259
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:02,709
Then you ought to be glad
1260
01:06:02,835 --> 01:06:06,797
Cause your good girl's
gonna go bad
1261
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:09,258
CHLOE: Yeah!
1262
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:10,968
All right!
1263
01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:14,596
I'll even learn to like
the taste of whiskey
1264
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,349
I'd like to propose
a toast to Helen.
1265
01:06:17,599 --> 01:06:19,434
To Helen!
To Helen!
1266
01:06:19,518 --> 01:06:22,604
PHYLLIS: To Helen.
May she outlive her children.
1267
01:06:22,688 --> 01:06:24,565
Hear, hear!
Yes!
1268
01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:26,066
Glad I didn't have any.
1269
01:06:26,859 --> 01:06:29,486
CHLOE: Yes!
PHYLLIS: That's good.
1270
01:06:29,653 --> 01:06:31,155
CHLOE: Wow!
EVELYN: Yeah!
1271
01:06:31,822 --> 01:06:33,407
Oh. Um...
1272
01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:38,245
Excuse me for a minute,
but I left a little something on lane 20.
1273
01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:39,454
Ooh.
1274
01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:43,333
OLIVE: She said "a little
something." RUBY: Be careful, baby.
1275
01:06:43,458 --> 01:06:46,879
He's kinda cute, don't you think?
Go, Alice!
1276
01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:50,007
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
1277
01:06:50,132 --> 01:06:51,258
OLIVE: Whoo!
1278
01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,509
Yeah!
1279
01:06:52,843 --> 01:06:54,636
Can you believe
she's the same woman
1280
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:56,471
who wasn't allowed
to join the club?
1281
01:06:57,097 --> 01:06:58,891
She should've killed that
husband years ago.
1282
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,058
(EXCLAIMS)
1283
01:07:01,268 --> 01:07:03,604
MARTHA: Joy!
Kill the husband.
1284
01:07:06,315 --> 01:07:10,444
Sheryl, that was so badass of you
to stick up for me back there.
1285
01:07:10,611 --> 01:07:11,778
Aw.
1286
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:13,488
You're one of us now.
1287
01:07:14,323 --> 01:07:16,366
Except with
higher boobies.
1288
01:07:17,743 --> 01:07:19,661
PHYLLIS: To higher boobies!
OLIVE: Higher boobies!
1289
01:07:21,747 --> 01:07:25,042
CHLOE: And she scores.
PHYLLIS: Grab for the joy.
1290
01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:28,253
It is so great to
see you so happy.
1291
01:07:28,337 --> 01:07:31,048
I think maybe more alcohol
in my life or something.
1292
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:34,176
OLIVE: We all love you.
1293
01:07:35,427 --> 01:07:38,263
Here we just love.
PHYLLIS: Yeah!
1294
01:07:44,102 --> 01:07:46,313
I'll be right back.
I'll be right back.
1295
01:07:48,732 --> 01:07:50,817
SHERYL: Okay. You want me
to come with you?
1296
01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:19,012
(GROANS)
1297
01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:33,652
Why didn't you tell me?
Why would I?
1298
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:38,407
Because you tell your friends when
you've got cancer, for Christ's sake.
1299
01:08:42,661 --> 01:08:44,079
Anyway...
1300
01:08:45,414 --> 01:08:47,624
The doctor says
you'll be out tomorrow.
1301
01:08:47,708 --> 01:08:52,212
And once they drain away all the
fluid, you'll be feeling fine,
1302
01:08:52,296 --> 01:08:55,090
and that's good because the
competition's in three days.
1303
01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,968
I'm not going.
Oh, yes, you are.
1304
01:08:58,051 --> 01:08:59,094
The hell you're not.
1305
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:00,971
No, you don't
even need me.
1306
01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:03,473
Yes, of course we need you.
1307
01:09:03,557 --> 01:09:05,100
You're the leader.
1308
01:09:05,183 --> 01:09:08,228
And I'm not gonna let
you quit just like that.
1309
01:09:08,312 --> 01:09:13,025
You are coming to the competition
if I have to drag you there myself.
1310
01:09:16,278 --> 01:09:17,446
I'm dying.
1311
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:24,202
Well,
1312
01:09:25,996 --> 01:09:31,001
you were dying yesterday,
and you're gonna be dying next week.
1313
01:09:32,294 --> 01:09:33,962
And in the meantime,
1314
01:09:34,755 --> 01:09:36,923
you should be dancing
your ass off.
1315
01:09:38,258 --> 01:09:40,510
Isn't that what this
was all about?
1316
01:09:43,889 --> 01:09:45,724
I'm scared.
1317
01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:49,603
I'm...
1318
01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,356
I'm scared.
I know, I know.
1319
01:09:52,439 --> 01:09:53,690
I'm sorry.
1320
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:56,610
I know you're scared,
of course.
1321
01:09:57,402 --> 01:09:59,196
MARTHA: I'm so scared.
1322
01:09:59,279 --> 01:10:02,282
Sometimes you just have to
look that shit in the face
1323
01:10:02,366 --> 01:10:03,992
and tell it to
go to hell.
1324
01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,869
(LAUGHS)
1325
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:10,457
Thank you.
Okay.
1326
01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:13,877
Thank you
1327
01:10:16,088 --> 01:10:17,798
for being my friend.
1328
01:10:21,635 --> 01:10:23,678
Your feet are cold.
I know.
1329
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:56,378
I don't think
she's coming.
1330
01:10:56,920 --> 01:10:58,463
We're gonna be late.
1331
01:10:59,005 --> 01:11:00,465
Well, maybe we
should just go on...
1332
01:11:00,549 --> 01:11:03,301
No! Ruby, you sit
your ass down.
1333
01:11:03,385 --> 01:11:06,555
Nobody's going anywhere
without Martha.
1334
01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:08,723
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
1335
01:11:09,933 --> 01:11:10,934
It's okay.
(HORN HONKING)
1336
01:11:12,352 --> 01:11:13,520
RUBY: At last!
ALICE; All right!
1337
01:11:13,603 --> 01:11:14,604
See?
1338
01:11:14,771 --> 01:11:16,940
OLIVE: I see her.
Oh, I know.
1339
01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:18,608
Girl, what took you so long?
MARTHA: I know, I know.
1340
01:11:18,692 --> 01:11:22,195
Well, everybody's here.
No. We got a stop to make.
1341
01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:25,782
Okay? We gotta get Helen.
1342
01:11:25,949 --> 01:11:27,409
(STAMMERING)
1343
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:30,579
I can't do this. Yes, you can.
You're gonna be fine.
1344
01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:33,707
And, Chloe, why don't you sit
in the front with Ben, okay?
1345
01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:35,125
All right.
All right.
1346
01:11:37,586 --> 01:11:40,338
Sure.
Do you want some free advice?
1347
01:11:40,547 --> 01:11:44,259
You cannot wait for Chloe
to notice you, okay?
1348
01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:46,887
What? I'm not...
Yeah. No, no.
1349
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:49,556
A girl like that,
she gets a lot of attention.
1350
01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:52,601
And you have to
be reckless, right?
1351
01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:55,479
What does that mean?
It means life is short
1352
01:11:55,562 --> 01:11:58,148
and make your
move already, okay?
1353
01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:11,620
(SNIFFLES)
1354
01:12:11,703 --> 01:12:13,371
COMMENT AT OR:
Patterson, back to throw.
1355
01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:15,123
Across the middle,
caught by Bishop!
1356
01:12:18,710 --> 01:12:20,378
What?
Shit, Tom is here.
1357
01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:22,547
Shit. Okay, we need
a distraction.
1358
01:12:22,631 --> 01:12:25,425
I mean...
Oh, God.
1359
01:12:26,176 --> 01:12:28,261
I love being a cheerleader Yeah.
1360
01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:30,138
Do it. Do it.
1361
01:12:30,305 --> 01:12:32,641
COMMENTATOR: At the 35, 30-yard line...
(GLASS BREAKING)
1362
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:33,892
(CAR ALARM BLARES)
1363
01:12:35,227 --> 01:12:36,728
Is that our car?
1364
01:12:46,988 --> 01:12:48,156
Son of a...
1365
01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:55,038
What are you doing here?
1366
01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:57,999
It's a rescue mission.
1367
01:13:04,714 --> 01:13:05,966
No, but...
1368
01:13:06,049 --> 01:13:08,093
Now be quiet.
This way. Come on.
1369
01:13:08,176 --> 01:13:09,177
Jesus.
1370
01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:10,428
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
1371
01:13:11,846 --> 01:13:14,391
Security. Chief Carl.
Carl, you're not gonna believe this shit.
1372
01:13:14,474 --> 01:13:17,269
Somebody threw a rook
into my goddamn window!
1373
01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:18,853
Any idea
who might've done it?
1374
01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,356
The gang she's always
hanging around with?
1375
01:13:23,650 --> 01:13:26,152
ALICE: Watch that tree.
MARTHA: No, no, wait a minute.
1376
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:28,446
Call Vicki.
1377
01:13:28,530 --> 01:13:30,824
Sweetie.
She's not in there.
1378
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:31,908
What?
1379
01:13:31,992 --> 01:13:33,785
OLIVE: Door closing!
Okay!
1380
01:13:33,868 --> 01:13:35,078
Go, go!
CHLOE: Hurry, Sheryl!
1381
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,330
There we go.
Praise Jesus!
1382
01:13:37,414 --> 01:13:39,457
MARTHA: Come on. Come on, Ben.
Go! Let's go!
1383
01:13:39,541 --> 01:13:40,625
You gotta be kidding me.
1384
01:13:44,546 --> 01:13:47,215
Mother, get out
of the van now.
1385
01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:50,135
(ALL CHEERING)
1386
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:52,387
SHERYL: Who's the little slut now?
PHYLLIS: Drive!
1387
01:13:57,809 --> 01:13:59,477
(ALL CHEERING)
1388
01:14:01,313 --> 01:14:02,772
Please stop.
1389
01:14:02,856 --> 01:14:04,816
And, Dorris, get out.
Please get out.
1390
01:14:04,899 --> 01:14:08,278
Please get out, out.
Out, out.
1391
01:14:08,361 --> 01:14:10,780
Okay, let's go, Carl. Let's go.
All right, hang on.
1392
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:12,240
You in?
I'm set.
1393
01:14:12,324 --> 01:14:13,950
Oh, there they are!
1394
01:14:14,034 --> 01:14:15,744
Cut 'em off! Cut 'em off! Okay.
1395
01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:20,582
(VICKI STAMMERING)
1396
01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,920
Turn off the engine
and step out of the vehicle.
1397
01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:27,464
Drive! Drive!
1398
01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:29,382
CHLOE: Go, Ben!
OLIVE: Go!
1399
01:14:29,466 --> 01:14:31,468
Oh, my God.
Where are they goin'?
1400
01:14:31,551 --> 01:14:33,386
Just follow 'em.
Follow 'em? Where?
1401
01:14:33,470 --> 01:14:36,473
Just follow them.
Just turn around.
1402
01:14:37,474 --> 01:14:39,017
Today, Carl.
1403
01:14:39,142 --> 01:14:40,226
Oh.
1404
01:14:40,810 --> 01:14:42,437
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1405
01:14:44,856 --> 01:14:48,026
Well, can you turn this thing on?
The siren...
1406
01:14:48,735 --> 01:14:50,320
Okay, all right.
(SIREN BLARING)
1407
01:14:50,779 --> 01:14:51,780
Good.
1408
01:14:52,489 --> 01:14:56,826
Why are we chasin' them again?
Oh, for pity's sake.
1409
01:14:56,910 --> 01:15:00,288
They are an unofficial club.
1410
01:15:00,914 --> 01:15:04,626
Go faster!
It does not go any faster.
1411
01:15:04,709 --> 01:15:06,169
Floor it.
It's floored!
1412
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:08,213
Well, this was
a ridiculous purchase,
1413
01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:10,382
and I don't know
why you didn't express that
1414
01:15:10,465 --> 01:15:12,300
at the time the check
was being written!
1415
01:15:12,759 --> 01:15:13,760
(HORN HONKING)
1416
01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:16,012
(HORN HONKING)
1417
01:15:16,304 --> 01:15:17,555
(TIRES SCREECH)
1418
01:15:17,639 --> 01:15:18,640
Oh.
1419
01:15:19,015 --> 01:15:20,517
MAN; Hi, Vicki!
1420
01:15:36,783 --> 01:15:38,284
VICKI: Where are
you all goin'?
1421
01:15:38,368 --> 01:15:40,704
Headed to the cheerleading
competition. Wanna go?
1422
01:15:40,787 --> 01:15:43,331
Is that a serious
question, David?
1423
01:15:44,332 --> 01:15:46,084
And what do you think
you're doin'?
1424
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,837
I'm wanna see what's gonna happen.
Well, go on, then.
1425
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,547
CARL: I'm goin'
Just go on with your bad self.
1426
01:15:50,630 --> 01:15:51,673
CARL: lam goin'.
1427
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:54,300
Panty chaser! Turncoat!
1428
01:15:54,384 --> 01:15:56,469
Sticks and stones, Vicki.
Sticks and stones.
1429
01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:58,221
Traitor.
1430
01:16:00,557 --> 01:16:02,225
(ENGINE STARTS)
(MEN LAUGH)
1431
01:16:02,851 --> 01:16:05,186
MARTHA: Hurry!
CHLOE: Where's the...
1432
01:16:05,270 --> 01:16:06,896
OLIVE: Come on!
CHLOE: Okay!
1433
01:16:07,021 --> 01:16:08,982
The music! Here.
I got it, I got it.
1434
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:11,276
Yes. I'll check us in.
Don't worry. Here, you got it?
1435
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:12,652
SHERYL: I got it.
MARTHA: Thank you.
1436
01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,237
Um, hi. Where do
l sign in?
1437
01:16:14,446 --> 01:16:16,906
Sure. Which squad is your
granddaughter competing in?
1438
01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:20,618
My granddaughter
is not competing.
1439
01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:23,163
lam. Sun Springs.
1440
01:16:23,455 --> 01:16:26,708
And it says here
you've been disqualified.
1441
01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:31,004
CHLOE: Just breathe,
stretch.
1442
01:16:31,129 --> 01:16:32,964
You got this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1443
01:16:33,047 --> 01:16:34,424
CHLOE: Don't even
worry about it.
1444
01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:36,342
Just worry about your
routine and everything.
1445
01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:40,346
You need anything?
Yes. Air.
1446
01:16:40,472 --> 01:16:42,557
PHYLLIS: Yeah.
CHLOE: You've just gotta breathe.
1447
01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:45,226
Oh, shit.
1448
01:16:45,310 --> 01:16:46,811
MAN: (ON PA)
For the very first time,
1449
01:16:46,895 --> 01:16:49,773
all the way from
Jacksonville, Florida.
1450
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,318
What are you doing here?
I thought you quit.
1451
01:16:53,568 --> 01:16:55,153
We came to cheer.
1452
01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:59,115
Are you serious?
1453
01:16:59,199 --> 01:17:02,702
They're competing?
Yeah. We are.
1454
01:17:05,997 --> 01:17:07,582
Okay.
1455
01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:09,000
Pathetic.
1456
01:17:09,083 --> 01:17:11,461
GIRL: Bye-bye.
1457
01:17:11,544 --> 01:17:12,796
GIRL 2: Good luck.
1458
01:17:13,505 --> 01:17:14,506
Hey.
1459
01:17:15,173 --> 01:17:18,259
Hey. What'd she mean
about you quitting?
1460
01:17:18,343 --> 01:17:21,429
Oh, I was just too busy, you
know, with school and everything.
1461
01:17:21,513 --> 01:17:25,141
I couldn't do both.
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
1462
01:17:25,266 --> 01:17:29,145
We didn't want you quitting for us.
No, no, no. l wanted to.
1463
01:17:29,854 --> 01:17:31,689
I've never had
a grandma before,
1464
01:17:31,773 --> 01:17:33,691
and now it's like
I have eight.
1465
01:17:35,902 --> 01:17:37,237
Aw!
1466
01:17:38,029 --> 01:17:40,281
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1467
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:51,709
Your group is too
old to compete.
1468
01:17:51,793 --> 01:17:54,754
The entry form says there's
an 18-and-over category,
1469
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:56,005
and we're over 18.
1470
01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:59,384
This competition is for young women only.
What's goin' on here?
1471
01:17:59,467 --> 01:18:01,886
(GASPS) Oh, my God! Chief Carl.
1472
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:05,974
Well, she's saying
that we can't compete.
1473
01:18:06,057 --> 01:18:08,434
You didn't mention your
age on the application.
1474
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:11,688
Chief Carl,
special branch division.
1475
01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:14,566
You're in express violation
of both state and federal law,
1476
01:18:14,649 --> 01:18:16,693
statute 42, section 8,
verse 3.
1477
01:18:17,110 --> 01:18:18,945
If you don't let
these women compete,
1478
01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:20,905
I'm gonna have to haul your
ass down to the station
1479
01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:23,741
and throw the book at you
for age discrimination.
1480
01:18:23,825 --> 01:18:28,288
Now, we can do this the easy way
or we can do it the hard way.
1481
01:18:28,705 --> 01:18:31,207
And just for the record,
I prefer the hard way.
1482
01:18:34,752 --> 01:18:36,421
You're on
in ten minutes.
1483
01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:40,341
My God, that was amazing.
I can't believe they fell for it.
1484
01:18:40,425 --> 01:18:42,010
I just made that whole
thing up right there.
1485
01:18:42,093 --> 01:18:43,553
Oh, you did, didn't you?
Come on, let's go.
1486
01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:56,149
MARTHA: Oh, my God.
What took you so long?
1487
01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:58,693
Everybody's freaking out.
I feel sick.
1488
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:02,322
My stupid dickhead husband was right.
I can't do this.
1489
01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,949
You're not going anywhere.
No,no,no.
1490
01:19:05,033 --> 01:19:07,035
All right, ladies, huddle up. Come on.
MARTHA: Okay, let's huddle.
1491
01:19:07,118 --> 01:19:08,912
Come on.
Okay.
1492
01:19:10,413 --> 01:19:13,166
Guys, don't worry
about the audience.
1493
01:19:13,499 --> 01:19:16,210
Just follow each other
like we practiced, okay?
1494
01:19:16,294 --> 01:19:17,587
We got this.
1495
01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:20,965
Martha, anything
you'd like to add?
1496
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:23,593
(MARTHA SIGHS)
1497
01:19:23,885 --> 01:19:25,595
I know I told you
we could do this.
1498
01:19:26,304 --> 01:19:27,722
But the truth is,
I have no idea
1499
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:29,557
what's gonna
happen out there.
1500
01:19:29,641 --> 01:19:31,935
Maybe we'll make fools
of ourselves, right?
1501
01:19:33,728 --> 01:19:36,606
(SIGHS) But I do
know one thing.
1502
01:19:37,148 --> 01:19:41,194
There's no one I'd rather go
out there with than you ladies.
1503
01:19:43,738 --> 01:19:48,034
I love you.
I love you all. Okay?
1504
01:19:48,117 --> 01:19:50,119
Now I know you're scared. Whoo.
1505
01:19:50,620 --> 01:19:52,872
I'm scared too.
Scared?
1506
01:19:54,248 --> 01:19:58,419
But, you know, sometimes you just
have to look that shit in the face
1507
01:19:58,503 --> 01:19:59,671
and tell it to
go to hell.
1508
01:19:59,754 --> 01:20:00,838
(ALL CHEERING)
1509
01:20:06,469 --> 01:20:07,929
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1510
01:20:08,596 --> 01:20:09,764
(SINGING)
Drop it
1511
01:20:10,264 --> 01:20:12,850
MAN: (ON PA) They're the
Southern Attitude Cheerleaders,
1512
01:20:12,934 --> 01:20:14,852
and they showed us
that attitude this year.
1513
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:21,359
Our next squad comes from the
Sun Springs Retirement Community.
1514
01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:24,654
Seriously?
1515
01:20:34,455 --> 01:20:35,707
Hey-
Hey-
1516
01:20:36,582 --> 01:20:38,209
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1517
01:20:42,463 --> 01:20:45,216
(SINGING) Three, six,
nine The goose drank wine
1518
01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:48,094
The monkey chewed tobacco
on the streetcar line
1519
01:20:48,302 --> 01:20:50,888
The line broke
The monkey got choked
1520
01:20:50,972 --> 01:20:53,558
And they all went to heaven
in a little rowboat
1521
01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:55,935
Clap pat, clap pat
1522
01:20:56,227 --> 01:20:59,105
Clap pat, clap slap
1523
01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:01,232
Clap pat
Clap your hand
1524
01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:03,067
Pat it on your partner's hand
1525
01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:04,527
Right hand
1526
01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:05,820
Oh, my Olive.
1527
01:21:06,988 --> 01:21:08,156
They're amazing.
1528
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:12,076
Pat your partner's left palm
My mother told me
1529
01:21:13,119 --> 01:21:17,957
If I was goody
That she would buy me
1530
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:20,752
A rubber dolly
1531
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,837
Let me see you
Make a clap now
1532
01:21:23,212 --> 01:21:25,506
Clap your hand
And pat it on your partner
1533
01:21:25,757 --> 01:21:28,468
Clap your hand and cross it
with your left arm
1534
01:21:28,843 --> 01:21:31,304
Pat your hand now on
your partner's right palm
1535
01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:32,597
Now again, your right arm
1536
01:21:32,722 --> 01:21:34,724
Slap your thighs along-long
1537
01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:37,018
Clap your hand
and pat it on your partner
1538
01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:40,104
Clap your hand and cross it
with your left arm
1539
01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,773
The music's perfect.
1540
01:21:43,024 --> 01:21:45,860
Now again, your right arm
Slap your thighs along-long
1541
01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:47,487
My mother told me
1542
01:21:48,154 --> 01:21:50,239
If I was goody
1543
01:21:50,907 --> 01:21:53,201
That she would buy me
1544
01:21:53,868 --> 01:21:56,162
A rubber dolly
1545
01:21:56,704 --> 01:21:59,123
My auntie told her
1546
01:21:59,624 --> 01:22:01,459
I kissed a soldier
1547
01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:02,668
Mwah
1548
01:22:02,752 --> 01:22:03,961
Now she won't buy me
1549
01:22:04,045 --> 01:22:05,463
Now.
Okay.
1550
01:22:05,797 --> 01:22:07,590
A rubber dolly
1551
01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:11,094
Clap pat, clap pat
1552
01:22:11,219 --> 01:22:12,804
(WHISTLE BLOWING)
Clap pat
1553
01:22:13,971 --> 01:22:15,723
(SONG CHANGES)
Spread it, spread it like
1554
01:22:17,475 --> 01:22:18,976
Oh, yeah!
1555
01:22:21,896 --> 01:22:23,147
Whoo!
1556
01:22:29,862 --> 01:22:32,365
Spread it like
peanut butter jelly
1557
01:22:33,574 --> 01:22:35,701
Do it like I owe you
some money
1558
01:22:37,203 --> 01:22:39,831
Spread it like
peanut butter jelly
1559
01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:43,084
Do it like I owe you
some money
1560
01:22:43,251 --> 01:22:45,253
Money, money
1561
01:22:48,714 --> 01:22:49,966
Spread it like
1562
01:22:50,049 --> 01:22:51,050
(EXCLAIMS)
1563
01:22:57,390 --> 01:22:59,559
I'll give you something to do
1564
01:23:02,895 --> 01:23:04,564
Visualize it
1565
01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:09,443
(ALL CHEERING)
1566
01:23:14,782 --> 01:23:17,827
ANNOUNCER: That was the
Sun Springs All-Stars
1567
01:23:17,910 --> 01:23:20,580
from Sun Springs Retirement Community.
(MOUTHING) Thank you.
1568
01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:24,000
And what a performance!
What a response from the audience!
1569
01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:36,637
Thank you!
1570
01:23:48,441 --> 01:23:50,026
(SCREAMING)
1571
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:24,143
ANNOUNCER: Coming up next, a special
performance by the Sun Springs Cheerleaders,
1572
01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:28,814
supporting ovarian cancer research
in memory of Martha Walker.
1573
01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:33,152
CHLOE: Okay, everyone,
two minutes.
1574
01:24:33,277 --> 01:24:34,528
Let's huddle in.
1575
01:24:34,695 --> 01:24:35,947
Huddle in.
1576
01:24:38,991 --> 01:24:40,868
Don't worry about
the crowd.
1577
01:24:41,369 --> 01:24:42,995
It's just us out there.
1578
01:24:44,038 --> 01:24:45,248
You got this.
1579
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:49,710
Sheryl, anything
you'd like to add?
1580
01:24:51,045 --> 01:24:52,296
Just one thing.
1581
01:24:53,547 --> 01:24:56,676
We're doing this
for Martha.
1582
01:25:00,096 --> 01:25:01,472
ALL: For Martha.
1583
01:26:02,283 --> 01:26:03,284
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1584
01:26:16,339 --> 01:26:17,923
(SINGING) Spread it like
1585
01:26:20,009 --> 01:26:21,552
Visualize it
1586
01:26:21,677 --> 01:26:23,304
I'll give you something to do
1587
01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:33,105
Spread it like
1588
01:26:33,564 --> 01:26:35,858
Sleepless nights
at the chateau
1589
01:26:36,025 --> 01:26:37,068
Visualize it
1590
01:26:37,234 --> 01:26:38,986
I'll give you something to do
1591
01:26:40,905 --> 01:26:43,491
Kush kush, wherever we go
1592
01:26:43,574 --> 01:26:44,658
Visualize it
1593
01:26:44,742 --> 01:26:46,452
I'll give you something to do
1594
01:26:47,787 --> 01:26:50,039
To get a wildfire burning
1595
01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:51,332
Visualize it
1596
01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:53,417
I'll give you something to do
1597
01:26:55,044 --> 01:26:57,505
Ace high, I'm going all in
1598
01:26:57,588 --> 01:26:58,631
Visualize it
1599
01:26:58,798 --> 01:27:00,674
I'll give you something to do
1600
01:27:01,634 --> 01:27:03,344
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1601
01:27:04,595 --> 01:27:05,930
Come on, everybody
1602
01:27:06,972 --> 01:27:09,183
I say, let's play a game
1603
01:27:10,059 --> 01:27:12,561
I betcha
I can make a rhyme
1604
01:27:13,104 --> 01:27:15,314
Out of anybody's name
1605
01:27:15,856 --> 01:27:17,775
Sheryl!
Sheryl, Sheryl, bo-beryl
1606
01:27:18,025 --> 01:27:19,443
Banana-fana-fo-feryl
1607
01:27:19,527 --> 01:27:20,903
Fee-fi-mo-meryl
1608
01:27:21,946 --> 01:27:23,239
Sheryl
1609
01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:25,408
Who's next?
Alice!
1610
01:27:25,533 --> 01:27:28,369
Alice, Alice, bo-balice
Banana-fana-fo-falice
1611
01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:30,079
Fee-fi-mo-malice
1612
01:27:30,162 --> 01:27:31,664
Alice
1613
01:27:31,747 --> 01:27:32,873
Now Olive!
Olive!
1614
01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:35,960
Olive, Olive, bo-bolive
Banana-fana-fo-folive
1615
01:27:36,043 --> 01:27:37,586
Fee-fi-mo-molive
1616
01:27:37,670 --> 01:27:39,213
Olive
Evelyn!
1617
01:27:39,296 --> 01:27:41,132
Evelyn, Evelyn, bo-bevelyn
1618
01:27:41,215 --> 01:27:42,591
Banana-fana-fo-fevelyn
1619
01:27:42,675 --> 01:27:44,135
Me-my-mo-mevelyn
1620
01:27:44,218 --> 01:27:45,302
Evelyn
Ruby!
1621
01:27:45,428 --> 01:27:47,888
Ruby, Ruby, bo-buby
Banana-fana-fo-fu by
1622
01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:49,473
Fee-fi-mo-muby
1623
01:27:49,723 --> 01:27:51,100
Ruby
Phyllis!
1624
01:27:51,183 --> 01:27:52,476
Phyllis, Phyllis
Bo-bhyllis
1625
01:27:52,601 --> 01:27:53,978
Banana-fana-fo-fhyllis
1626
01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:55,521
Fee-fi-mo-mhyllis
1627
01:27:55,688 --> 01:27:57,064
Phyllis
Check Helen!
1628
01:27:57,148 --> 01:27:58,899
Helen, Helen, bo-belen
1629
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,818
Banana-fana-fo-felen
1630
01:28:00,901 --> 01:28:03,154
Fee-fi-mo-melen, Helen
Hey, everybody
1631
01:28:03,279 --> 01:28:04,613
Come on, everybody
1632
01:28:05,573 --> 01:28:07,992
I say, let's play a game
1633
01:28:08,451 --> 01:28:11,537
I bet ya
I can make a rhyme
1634
01:28:11,704 --> 01:28:13,914
Out of anybody's name
1635
01:28:14,331 --> 01:28:17,126
Sing it with me
on
1636
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:21,547
Martha
1637
01:28:21,714 --> 01:28:22,715
Go, Martha, go, Martha
1638
01:28:22,798 --> 01:28:24,508
Go, go, go, Martha
1639
01:28:24,592 --> 01:28:25,759
Go, Martha, go, Martha
1640
01:28:25,843 --> 01:28:27,928
Go, go, go, Martha, yeah