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[man on TV] We're gonna rot
in jail forever! Fuck!
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[man 2] So we went upstairs
to kill one...
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One. Which we did.
All right? We did that.
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[man 1] Do not think about...
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[man 2] And yeah,
I didn't think about...
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[man 1] He might come home!
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I mean, you just casually
walked upstairs
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and tried to poison
two innocent boys...
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[men arguing indistinctly on TV]
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Because you're stomping around
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and they think we're
running a daycare!
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-Fuck you!
-[woman screams]
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-Stop!
-[man on couch chuckles softly]
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[arguing on TV,
voices garbled, echoing]
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-[telephone ringing]
-[indistinct conversations]
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[woman] JT Renovations.
Please hold.
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-[phone ringing]
-[man] JT Renovations.
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We also renovate kitchens...
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[telephone solicitors
reciting sales pitches]
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[woman] Great, we'll put you
down for three.
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Uh-huh. Thank you so much.
I got another one.
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[man] Bedrooms, bathrooms,
dungeons, you name it.
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Whatever you need.
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[man] Let me tell you about
a special promotion. Hello?
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I will go fuck myself,
thank you.
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Yo, take nothing personal.
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[man sighs]
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Oh, tight, dude,
you're trying to get fired?
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Cool.
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[man] All right, this is where
all the magic happens.
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The main floor,
the headquarters.
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Let's say hi to, um,
Will and Martin.
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What's up, guys?
How you doing?
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Excellent decorations.
Sweet office.
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-Oh, sweet air.
-[guide] Let's, uh...
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let's keep moving.
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Hi, is this Rick?
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Hi, Rick, this is Martin
from JT Renov--
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Excuse me?
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What the fuck did you just say
to me, you little fuck boy?
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Listen here, Rick,
I got your address
right in front of me, dawg.
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Why don't I come to your house
and skull-fuck your wife
until she loves me?
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How would you like that?
I'll adopt your children
and make them my own.
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Fuck you, fuck you!
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I thought you said
don't take it personal.
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[Martin] Oh, I didn't take
that personal.
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No. I'm just gonna skull-fuck
his wife and raise his children.
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[dispenser gurgling]
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Cheap-ass Daniels.
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[man] Willie?
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[Will sighs] Hey, Jason.
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How's the tour
with the newbies going?
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[Jason] Have you even seen
the numbers the past month?
54
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We're running on fumes. No!
55
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Just keeps hiring more idiots
to replace the other idiots.
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[woman] Hey.
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-[Jason and Will] Hey.
-Jesus, where did you come from?
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I'm a ninja.
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Fuck, I need a cigarette.
You guys want one?
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I can't, they give me
the squirts.
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Well, thank you
for sharing that, Jason.
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Will?
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-Yeah.
-Come on.
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-That was gross.
-Be careful.
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They give you the squirts.
Hey listen, Saturday night.
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I'm doing a party.
It's a Halloween party.
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It's gonna be huge!
Tell it to your friends.
68
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I'm going to... I just did.
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[woman humming softly]
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[loud rock music on car radio]
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-Kelly?
-Yeah.
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[rock music on earbuds]
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[driver] Nice day today, huh?
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Sorry, what?
75
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I said, "Nice day today, huh?"
76
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Oh, yeah. I guess.
77
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[driver] How's it going?
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Fine.
79
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[driver]
You go to school around here?
80
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I bet a lot of guys
hit on you at school, huh?
81
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When everything
is said and done,
82
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I'll have... $12 left over.
83
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We could just man up and ask
Daniels for higher commission.
84
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Amber, he won't even
replace the coffee pot.
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The coffee pot, Amber.
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Point made.
87
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OK.
88
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Hey, you can still give me
a ride to work tomorrow
again, right?
89
00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:59,184
When are you going
to get your car back?
90
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When are you going to start
buying your own weed?
91
00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:05,757
[Will] Oh, great, it was
so nice to speak with you, uh...
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Thanks so much
for your business.
93
00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,995
You have a good day.
94
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Yes!
95
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Where's everyone going?
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Check your email.
Daniels is calling
a floor meeting.
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-[whispering stops]
-[man] Shh!
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You all know this year
has been less than moderate.
99
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The result had nothing to do
with your work ethic.
100
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The company is going to be
taking a new direction.
101
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Unfortunately that does mean
closing down both branches
in our district.
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-[employees murmuring]
-Listen. I commend all of you,
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all of you, for the time
you've given to the firm
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and I wish you all
the best of luck.
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So we'll finish out this week
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with the payroll ending
on Friday.
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-That's it.
-[man] He just fired us.
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-[man 2] I think so.
-[man 3] Oh, no!
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That's it!
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[woman 1] It's always something.
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[woman 2] This is awful,
what am I gonna do?
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-[lawnmower running]
-[squirrel chittering]
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-[man 1] Why do you do that?
-[man 2] Do what?
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[man 1] What? You always compare
our kids to Ryan and Bethann's.
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-[man 2] No, I don't.
-[man 1] You just did it.
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I just did it
in that situation because
I just think it's a good idea
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if Billy and Asher would
play some kind of sport.
118
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Our kids do play sports.
They play softball
and they hate it, OK?
119
00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,822
-Well--
-And it's a girly sport.
120
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It's not a girly sport,
it's the same thing as baseball,
it's just the ball is soft.
121
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It's not even soft,
it's just bigger...
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[man 1] I know the shape
of the ball, Marty!
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-[rock music playing]
-I go to the games, you don't.
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Softball is a good thing
for them to mingle
with other children.
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Sir, could you please turn
the music down?
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I'm trying to have
a discussion with my husband.
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Someone's getting one star.
128
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Great. You know what,
I'm sorry.
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Don't ever get married,
and if you do,
130
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don't get married to this guy
'cause he's an ass--
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Leave the driver out of this.
Don't bring my relationship--
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We're in his car!
Leave him out of it?
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Pay for a therapist,
don't use the ride driver
as our therapist!
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You are not the man
I married.
135
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:08,079
Hundred bucks says Daniels
has a nice comfy chair
136
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,182
and comfy desk just waiting
for him at the new branch.
137
00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:14,219
You think they care about us?
Hell no.
138
00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,187
They don't care if we have
student loans,
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00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:19,157
rent to pay,
they don't give a shit.
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What was that that Daniels
said again?
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[mimicking Daniels]
"I commend you
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on your hard work;
unfortunately,
143
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:25,664
we're a piece of shit company--"
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00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,099
Listen, Amber...
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I'm just gonna say...
this is making my balls tingle,
146
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,706
but it's highly illegal.
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The company stores a list
of every client
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we've done business with, right?
149
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-OK.
-If I were able to get
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00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,981
a copy of the list,
151
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:47,586
we could technically use
those clients ourselves.
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I mean, we already have
the manufacturer's contacts
and they don't care
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00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,826
where the business
is coming from, just as long
as they're getting paid.
154
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:57,696
We just need to set up
an LLC for the invoice.
155
00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:01,866
Yeah, but then we would need
to get into Daniels' computer
156
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,935
and for that we would
need his password, so...
157
00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,271
-[Will groaning]
-[water splashing]
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00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,606
-No!
-What?
159
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,809
Nothing. Fuck.
160
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,010
I gotta go.
161
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,745
I just thought of something.
162
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,747
Let's just talk
about this later.
163
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:18,016
Hey, Amber...
164
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:21,319
everything's gonna be all right.
165
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,232
[man] That wasn't
the worst part, though.
166
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:38,236
It wasn't even the fact
that I got arrested
167
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:41,940
for possession of crack
and heroin.
168
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:45,643
The worst part wasn't even
that the judge gave me
two to three years.
169
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:49,681
The worst part was that when
I crashed through the table,
170
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:52,050
I killed my neighbor's dog.
171
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,386
I guess they'd been
sleeping underneath there.
172
00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:58,990
It's one of those little
furry terrier types.
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00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,128
Hell...
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00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:08,066
I feel bad because it was
the only dog she had, right?
175
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,201
You know, she loved that thing.
176
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:13,938
It hadn't done anything
to anybody, you know?
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00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,207
Just goes to show you that
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00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,443
it's usually
the most innocent ones
179
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:21,413
that hurt the worst, right?
180
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:25,684
Well, that was 321 days ago.
181
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,853
I was sober for 320 days.
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00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,855
[man] Yeah.
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00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,091
[applause]
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00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,301
[man moaning, panting]
185
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,744
[zipper zips]
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00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,846
[car approaches]
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00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,248
[driver] Jessica, right?
188
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:11,129
[liquid spurting]
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00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,407
Ta-da!
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00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,010
[chuckles]
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00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,151
[woman] Mm.
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00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,157
[Amber] How's your shoulder
been?
193
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,293
Been worse this week.
They put me in stocking.
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00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,529
You know how heavy
those boxes are?
195
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,965
But, you know,
everything's a give and take.
196
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,968
-You still upset about the car?
-Nah, I'm good.
197
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,170
I mean, Will's
helping me out, so...
198
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:57,275
That Will is a great boy.
You need more friends like him.
199
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,446
Um, by the way,
I forgot to tell you,
200
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:06,251
I got some really great leads
this week, so this is for you.
201
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,487
No, honey.
202
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,990
We'll be OK.
203
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,492
We'll be OK.
204
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,061
I promise.
205
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,135
[cell phone buzzing]
206
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:30,175
-Hey.
-[Will] Hey. So I was thinking
about the plan,
207
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:34,012
and it's a cool idea,
but it's probably an A1,
probably A2 felony.
208
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,847
Are you sure we should do this?
209
00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,315
Yeah, let's do it.
210
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,193
[Will] It's best if we wait
till lunch.
211
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,996
Nine times out of ten,
Daniels orders from the deli
212
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,564
across the street;
usually preorders it
213
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:29,133
so it won't take him long
to leave and come back.
214
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,352
That's when I'll do it.
215
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:33,570
All I need you to do
is wait for my cue.
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00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,875
-[Amber] Right.
-From there, just let me know
217
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,010
if you see Daniels coming.
218
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,144
-[Amber] OK.
-Let's get this money.
219
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,088
A footlong.
220
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,291
Extra cheese, no avocado,
no onions.
221
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,027
Yes, ma'am, we do renovations...
222
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,629
Oh, it's not for you
at this time?
223
00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:00,665
Well, thank you so much
for being nice to me.
224
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,367
Goodbye.
225
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:09,574
"Let's burn
this mother fucker down."
226
00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:14,579
No avocado, no onions.
I hate onion.
227
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,082
I'm a nice guy; you wouldn't
like me when I'm angry.
228
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,568
[laughs] Thanks, baby.
229
00:15:20,569 --> 00:15:23,053
Little lunch or something?
Little sliced turkey and Swiss?
230
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,455
Little Subweezy?
231
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,424
Maybe some human flesh,
some virgins?
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00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,993
[Will chuckles]
No, I'm good, man.
233
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,362
I brought my own lunch today,
but thanks, Martin.
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00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,332
All right, man, good for you.
235
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,060
[Daniels] I'm gonna pick up
my lunch.
236
00:15:45,061 --> 00:15:47,078
Why don't you call payroll
before three o'clock?
237
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,513
Got it.
238
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,173
What?
239
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,410
Come on!
240
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,383
What the...
241
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,288
What are you doing?
242
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:36,627
Uh... Mr. Daniels asked me
to do a system restore.
243
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,663
He was having problems
with his email.
244
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:43,201
I took an IT course,
so I'm qualified for this.
245
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:45,436
Will, are you lying?
246
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,743
I'm kidding. [laughs]
247
00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,277
God. [laughs]
248
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,413
[Will chuckles]
249
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,548
He needs to figure
shit out for himself.
250
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:01,619
Thanks, Marion.
251
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,226
What are you doing?
252
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:11,095
[whispering] The password
isn't working.
253
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,499
I know, I'm sorry,
I forgot the numerical.
It's "DirtyDaniels69."
254
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,300
Yeah, he's
a dirty little fucker.
255
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,603
Make sure to swallow that
when you're finished.
256
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,348
All right, now try to print it.
257
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,154
Oh, come on!
258
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,822
[mouthing words]
259
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,324
[whispering] It's not printing!
260
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,803
[mouthing words]
261
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,582
-Hey, boss.
-Not now, Jason.
262
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,551
I was just wondering if our
checks are gonna be mailed--
263
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,553
Talk to Marion, she handles
the payroll, OK?
264
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,122
[Jason] Yeah, I was just
wondering, are we gonna
get our checks--
265
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,190
Jason, just talk to Marion.
266
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,492
[Amber] Oh, my God!
267
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:18,629
-[Daniels] God damnit!
-[Amber] I'm so sorry!
268
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,498
Damn it!
269
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:31,209
[exhales] It's OK.
Uh, just clean up the mess.
270
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,412
Oh, uh, if you'd get me
another sandwich,
271
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,114
but no onion, OK?
272
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,882
Mm-hmm.
273
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,624
Fuck you, Daniels,
fuck you, JT Renovations!
274
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,393
-Let's go out.
-You know I don't
really drink like that.
275
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:52,830
-Just one, just one.
-One means three, Amber.
276
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:56,266
Oh, my God, you know what,
I'm gonna text Jason
and he'll meet us there. Oooh!
277
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,402
Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo...
278
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,772
OK! OK, I'm gonna
drink tonight!
279
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:05,643
[Kaleigh Baker playing
"Travel'n On"]
280
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,547
[man] There you go.
281
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,632
[Jason] All right...
282
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:30,301
So...
283
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,270
Run it by me again.
284
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,806
OK, so we print
a hard copy of the list,
285
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,576
then we start making calls,
setting ourselves up
286
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,811
as independent contractors,
offer rates that
287
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,648
none of the other
local renovating firms can.
288
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,617
We just need a place
to operate out of.
289
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,953
My brother has a house
up in North Hills.
290
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,856
He's always traveling for work,
there's never anyone there.
291
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:55,193
[Will] There's just under
3,000 potential clients
292
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,078
on this list.
293
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:58,962
If we're able to snag
even half of them,
294
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,299
we'll be able to generate--
295
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,634
-A shitload of money.
-In layman's terms,
296
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,969
we just have to convince each
potential client to buy from us.
297
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,505
And that's where I come in.
298
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,373
Wait, wait, I can convince.
299
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,609
Will, you are way too nice.
300
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:15,446
Jason. Jason, tell her
I can convince.
301
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,682
-Jason?
-We're going to have to
talk about this,
302
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:22,486
but in the meantime,
let's toast to a...
303
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,889
no-boss future...
304
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,357
No bosses!
305
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,824
-No bosses!
-Fuck Daniels.
306
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,927
Mr. Daniels.
307
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:40,938
Ooh, yeah.
308
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,824
All right.
309
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,709
Wait, wait, where are you going?
You leaving already?
310
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,011
Yeah, I'm meeting
this girl I met online.
311
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:49,880
Well, I hope she's a girl,
but, uh, she, uh...
312
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,816
wants to have sex with me.
313
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,252
[billiard balls collide]
314
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,020
That's not funny.
315
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,787
Anyway, she only fucks
guys in their 20s.
316
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,757
This is my last chance.
317
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,725
[Royal Deluxe]
¶ This is how it's gonna be ¶
318
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,762
¶ This is what
you'll think of me ¶
319
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,732
¶ It's goin' down
like I told ya ¶
320
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,301
¶ This is how
it's gonna be ¶
321
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,902
Um, excuse me,
can I get a shot
322
00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,671
and a vodka tonic, please,
323
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,473
and you can put it
on my tab?
324
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,541
What, you can't
take a little joke?
325
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,977
Come on.
What, am I not your type?
326
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:22,980
Is that what's going on?
You don't like...
you don't like blond guys?
327
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,615
That's not what I said.
328
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,817
I'm just messing around.
Oh, my God.
329
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:30,421
We can get out of here.
If this isn't your vibe, like...
330
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,556
-Let's go to the beach...
-I'm good.
331
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:34,725
Let's go to my place.
I got... I got books.
332
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,028
-I'm good, thanks.
-I got movies,
whatever you want, girl.
333
00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:39,830
-I got it at my place.
-I don't wanna go
anywhere with you.
334
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,733
You know,
I'm trying to be nice.
335
00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:45,635
If you ask any of my friends,
I'm like the nicest guy
they know.
336
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,873
Do you think that I'm stupid?
337
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,841
I saw you here with
your girlfriend last week.
338
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,411
-What girlfriend?
-You don't have a girlfriend?
339
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,012
-No, I don't.
-No girlfriend?
340
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,981
-No.
-Hi, excuse me.
341
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,084
Would you mind taking a picture
of me and my boyfriend for me?
342
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:04,588
-Oh, OK.
-Just put your arm around me,
it's just for social media.
343
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,557
No, don't take a picture.
No, no.
344
00:22:06,559 --> 00:22:08,693
-What?
-I'm good, have a good night.
345
00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,394
I thought we were having
a good time.
346
00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,463
[shutter clicking]
347
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,865
Thank you. [sighs]
348
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:16,500
No problem.
349
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,936
I'm Amanda, by the way.
350
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,574
I'm sorry, I'm Will.
351
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,743
-Hi, Will.
-Will. How are ya?
352
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,545
-[Amanda] Good.
-Good.
353
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:29,347
[Amanda] Now. [laughs]
354
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,689
¶ I'll have you begging
for mercy ¶
355
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,092
¶ Begging for mercy, ohh ¶
356
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,565
¶ I'm dangerous ¶
357
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,474
[distant traffic passing]
358
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,376
[truck brakes creaking]
359
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,144
[truck accelerates]
360
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,447
[brakes creaking]
361
00:23:03,449 --> 00:23:05,783
[Will groaning softly]
362
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:36,013
Where the fuck...?
363
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,619
[clears throat]
364
00:23:48,828 --> 00:23:50,060
Where is it?
365
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,699
Oh, Jesus!
366
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:00,438
Oh...
367
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,973
Where's my fucking phone?
368
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:12,516
That's OK, it'll show up.
It'll show up.
369
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:13,984
What the...?
370
00:24:17,924 --> 00:24:20,458
[Will vomiting]
371
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:27,031
[retching]
372
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,133
Fuck!
373
00:24:29,135 --> 00:24:30,234
You OK?
374
00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:31,869
Uggh.
375
00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:33,838
-You don't...
-[Will groans]
376
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,240
...drink much, huh?
377
00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:37,942
I gotta go.
378
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:39,777
Hey, um, my car.
379
00:24:39,779 --> 00:24:42,980
You mind giving me a ride?
380
00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,552
First, you might wanna...
381
00:24:48,553 --> 00:24:50,186
I'll wait for you...
out there.
382
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,992
For fuck sake.
383
00:24:57,964 --> 00:25:01,866
Oh, excuse me.
Did anyone turn in
a cell phone last night?
384
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:05,002
It had a white case.
I think I left it here.
385
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,904
-Let me check.
-Sitting at the bar.
386
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,772
Oh, wait, you said
a white cell phone?
387
00:25:08,774 --> 00:25:11,909
-Yeah, it had a white case.
-No, no, never mind.
388
00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,912
-Sorry, man.
-Fuck!
389
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,647
Shit!
390
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,417
Uh...
391
00:25:19,418 --> 00:25:22,186
Uh... I left my car
parked there last night.
392
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,572
And it's not there.
393
00:25:24,573 --> 00:25:26,957
-Are you the black hatchback?
-Yeah, it was a black hatchback.
394
00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,659
Oh, good,
I'm so glad you're here.
395
00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:30,528
Yeah, they towed it
about two hours ago.
396
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,696
-Fuck! Fuck!
-Sorry, guy.
397
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,849
-Fuck!
-Not your day.
398
00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:37,001
[man on phone] No one is
available to take your call.
399
00:25:37,003 --> 00:25:39,270
-Please leave a message.
-[Will] It's dead.
400
00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,038
Well, can't you still track it?
401
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,841
Take those, that should help.
402
00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:47,077
You know, actually...
403
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:50,848
if I log onto
the "Track My Phone" app...
404
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:53,918
"device response
notification..."
405
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,554
I'll put in your number...
406
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,325
you'll get a notification
the moment it's turned on.
407
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:07,097
Cool. I guess...
now we just wait?
408
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:09,800
And hope.
409
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,836
We could always eat.
410
00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:14,837
Do you know what I'm craving?
French toast.
411
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,841
With like really crispy bacon,
over-easy eggs,
412
00:26:17,843 --> 00:26:20,778
where like the syrup
and the eggs are runny
413
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,314
and it's like all mixed together
and you can...
414
00:26:23,316 --> 00:26:25,115
Am I grossing you out?
415
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:26,817
[Will retches]
416
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,830
[phone chimes]
417
00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:47,138
[coughing]
418
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,173
This is some strong shit.
Where did you get this from?
419
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,976
[burps] Jesus!
420
00:26:54,714 --> 00:26:57,849
Ewww!
421
00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:00,985
That looks like
the Green Goblin's... jizz.
422
00:27:00,987 --> 00:27:03,621
It'll make you feel better,
just drink it.
423
00:27:03,623 --> 00:27:05,956
Get your feet off the couch.
424
00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,026
Oh, so, what's going on
with your case?
425
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,362
My lawyer said that they're
trying to reduce the sentence
426
00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:15,666
to just possession, so...
I'm just waiting, I guess.
427
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:18,769
I mean, I can't believe
they arrested you for weed.
428
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:20,404
Um... [clears throat]
429
00:27:20,405 --> 00:27:22,038
Honestly, at this point,
I just wanna...
430
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,108
put it behind me, you know?
431
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,913
[phone chimes]
432
00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:33,150
Oh, shit! The notification.
433
00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:37,154
It's mapping it,
it's mapping it...
434
00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,889
[Will] What does it say?
What's the location?
435
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:40,824
[Amber] Hold on. Come on, baby,
Come on, baby.
436
00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,292
-[phone chimes]
-I got it.
437
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:46,063
2356 Terramar Street?
438
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:49,400
-It's like 20 minutes away.
-Let's go.
439
00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:57,107
Oh, shit, there he is.
Come on, put that shit out.
440
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,083
-[driver] Yo.
-Hi.
441
00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,819
[Will] Man, it hasn't even
been there 12 hours.
442
00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:14,958
Look, I can't afford that.
Is there like a first-time
tow discount or something?
443
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,461
Hello. Oh, my God,
he hung up on me.
444
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:21,231
-What the fuck.
-This is perfect.
A great way to start over.
445
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:24,435
My car gets towed,
I lost my phone...
446
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,438
[Amanda] One more.
447
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,108
[Will growling]
448
00:28:31,110 --> 00:28:33,944
[driver] Sounds like, um,
a rough day, huh?
449
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:35,979
Well, my buddy here
lost his phone last night,
450
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:39,149
so we are tracking it there.
451
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,485
[Will] Tell everybody.
Scream it out the window.
452
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,953
[Amber] Well, he asked.
453
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,288
[phone chimes]
454
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:45,789
Oh, shit.
455
00:28:45,791 --> 00:28:48,108
[Will] What's wrong?
456
00:28:48,109 --> 00:28:50,426
-Jason just texted.
-Should we tell him?
457
00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:52,863
I don't want him to freak out.
458
00:28:52,864 --> 00:28:55,298
Let's just wait and see
what happens, OK?
459
00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:57,000
[Will] OK.
460
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,386
[Amber] Come on,
stop overthinking it.
461
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:18,155
Get out of the car.
462
00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,291
Thanks for the ride.
463
00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:27,030
You know, for the record,
I am not overthinking.
464
00:29:27,032 --> 00:29:29,967
Can you just give me
a minute, please?
465
00:29:29,969 --> 00:29:32,035
You've had all day.
466
00:30:07,540 --> 00:30:09,439
[knocking on door]
467
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:11,208
[Will] No one.
468
00:30:17,950 --> 00:30:21,285
[doorbell rings]
469
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:36,600
I don't think anyone's home.
470
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:38,267
Are you sure we're in
the right place?
471
00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,037
Yeah, I mean,
that's what my phone said.
472
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,572
Let me look.
473
00:30:43,242 --> 00:30:46,109
-My phone's dead.
-Oh, shit.
474
00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:48,095
Do you know what, Amber,
475
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,080
I think we should just
call the cops.
476
00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,481
[Amber] The cops? What?
477
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,284
-I would--
-I'll go check around back, OK?
478
00:30:54,285 --> 00:30:57,086
Amber, I don't think that's
a good idea; Amber, I don't
think that's...
479
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,857
-Amber!
-We need this phone.
480
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,593
-Amber--
-Just chill right here.
481
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,864
OK, you're doing it.
482
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,313
Oh, this is a bad idea.
483
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:27,017
[Amber, deep voice] What you
doin' outside my house, boy?
484
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,418
-Oh, my gosh.
-[chuckles]
485
00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,220
Oh, you're eating
their food now?
486
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,990
-You want some?
-No.
487
00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:34,491
Come on!
488
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,194
Uggh.
489
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:14,064
[Amber] Hello?
Anybody home?
490
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,399
Anybody?
491
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:18,602
Smells like old person's
breath in here.
492
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,938
God, it does.
493
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:23,073
I'm gonna go this way.
494
00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:24,574
I'm gonna go
this way.
495
00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:35,352
[Amber] Hello?
Anybody home?
496
00:32:52,237 --> 00:32:54,604
[TV playing softly]
497
00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:38,382
[Will] Jeez!
498
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:39,783
Got ya.
499
00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,735
[Will] Don't do that.
500
00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:43,686
-Did you find it?
-No, nothing.
501
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,288
Do you think anybody's here?
502
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:48,091
No. TV was on.
503
00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:49,526
How about I go look upstairs?
504
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,462
OK. I'll keep looking around.
505
00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,618
Hello?
506
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,787
Anybody home?
507
00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:19,349
Amber!
508
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,755
Amber!
509
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:31,161
What?
510
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,463
The fucker sold it.
511
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:36,884
Wait, no, no, that can't be.
512
00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,602
The notification said
that it was here.
513
00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:40,804
Well, maybe he hasn't
shipped it out yet.
514
00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,507
Yeah, no, it's gotta be here
somewhere.
515
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,849
Will. I mean, it wasn't anywhere
up here, right?
516
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,394
Whoa.
517
00:36:04,396 --> 00:36:06,830
[Will coughs]
518
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,733
[Amber coughs]
519
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:11,501
[Will] Filthy.
520
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:24,848
Look, come here.
521
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,919
Isn't that...
522
00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:31,288
[Will] What the fuck?
523
00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,741
[footsteps]
524
00:36:33,742 --> 00:36:36,193
[Will] Hey! Hey, hey,
someone's here!
525
00:36:36,195 --> 00:36:37,727
Hey!
526
00:36:38,931 --> 00:36:40,630
-Hey, hey!
-[Amber] Hey!
527
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,632
-[Amber] Open up!
-[Will] Hey!
528
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:46,870
[Amber] No, let us out! No!
529
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:48,538
[banging on door]
530
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,208
-[Will] Open up!
-[Amber] No!
531
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:53,677
[door rattling]
532
00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:04,754
Got so close, he probably...
Oh, my God!
533
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,990
Please!
534
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:10,227
[Will] Hey!
535
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:13,463
-[Amber] Hey! Open up!
-[Will] Hey, open up!
536
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:16,633
[shouting continues]
537
00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,472
[heart pounding]
538
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:27,510
[voices echoing, fading]
539
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,804
H-Hello?
540
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:58,942
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, listen, please!
541
00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,610
Open the door!
542
00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:04,080
[Amber] Please, just give us
the phone and we'll leave!
543
00:38:04,081 --> 00:38:07,549
-Yeah.
-[man] No. How do I know
you won't call the cops?
544
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,320
-We won't call the cops!
-No, please, just let us out!
545
00:38:10,322 --> 00:38:12,055
You can trust us, please!
546
00:38:12,057 --> 00:38:14,691
Open the door!
547
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:19,496
Hello? Hello!
548
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:23,433
-[hard rock music playing]
-Hello!
549
00:38:23,435 --> 00:38:25,702
Open the door!
550
00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:33,743
-[Will groaning]
-[metal clanging]
551
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:39,232
[Amber pounding on door]
552
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,450
Amber! You've been hitting
that door for over an hour.
553
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,653
He's not gonna open it.
554
00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,855
Did you get a window
open at least?
555
00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:46,956
[sighs]
556
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:48,992
Of course.
557
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,727
Ow!
558
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,365
[Will] Great, we're dealing
with a junkie.
559
00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:56,800
[Amber] Ohh!
560
00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,339
Did you notice that
that was the guy that...
561
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:05,008
Driver? Yeah, I know.
562
00:39:06,445 --> 00:39:08,662
[coughs]
563
00:39:08,663 --> 00:39:10,880
-I need some water.
-Oh, shit, are you OK?
564
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:13,750
Is it like your...
your hypo-- the hyp--
565
00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:16,453
Hyperglycemia.
I'll be all right.
566
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,588
I just wish I had
my weed on me.
567
00:39:18,590 --> 00:39:20,523
Does that really work?
You know, like the weed.
568
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:23,126
Does that actually help
your condition?
569
00:39:25,130 --> 00:39:26,496
[sighs]
570
00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:28,598
Well, put it this way.
571
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,468
I went from having
three seizures a day
572
00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:34,037
to three seizures a year.
573
00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:40,009
Gonna try to open
this freezer again.
574
00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,480
I don't know what he...
575
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:45,782
Come on, you...
[straining]
576
00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,017
[straining]
577
00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,620
Come on, you...
578
00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:53,623
[straining] Come on!
579
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,091
Son of...
580
00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:56,726
God damn it!
581
00:39:57,863 --> 00:40:01,498
I always get put
in these situations.
582
00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:05,034
Wait, you're saying this isn't
the first time you've been held
captive in a basement?
583
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:10,440
I mean the phone, Amanda,
JT Renovations, my disability.
584
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:13,543
It's like... fuck my phone,
I don't give a shit
about anything.
585
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:16,413
Don't say that.
I mean...
586
00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:18,882
Don't you know how important
this is to all of us?
587
00:40:18,884 --> 00:40:21,084
-Even with Amanda...
-Ah, the girl from the bar.
588
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:22,952
Yeah, the girl from the bar,
it looks like
589
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,088
she used me as a decoy
or something.
590
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,024
Like she noticed I was
this nice guy
591
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:32,962
who was a fucking pushover,
and so she used me.
592
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:36,699
I think you are probably
the only man ever
593
00:40:36,701 --> 00:40:39,702
to complain about being
used for sex, but...
594
00:40:39,704 --> 00:40:41,638
just sayin'.
595
00:40:45,544 --> 00:40:46,943
Come...
596
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:52,115
What if... How do you know
that that girl didn't
actually like you?
597
00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:55,618
I mean, come on,
you are like the nicest...
598
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,188
most charming guy
I've ever met.
599
00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:04,027
You know what I think?
600
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:07,997
I think you just need
a little more willpower.
601
00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,135
That's cute, Amber, very cute.
602
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,837
Thank you.
603
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:19,075
Gonna try this again.
604
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:24,214
[straining] Come on!
605
00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:27,083
Aaah!
606
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:28,618
Voilà!
607
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:30,920
-Yes!
-Hah! Look!
608
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,889
-Ice!
-Frozen water.
609
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:35,658
Yes, yes, yes, yes,
ya, ya, ya, ya.
610
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:36,893
[crunching ice]
611
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,662
Mmm! Look at all this food!
612
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:40,897
I know, we got dinner!
613
00:41:40,899 --> 00:41:44,033
There's pizza, vegetables...
614
00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,172
What?
615
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,047
Um...
616
00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:04,754
[screaming]
617
00:42:04,756 --> 00:42:07,023
-[screaming continues]
-[banging on door]
618
00:42:14,566 --> 00:42:17,250
[woman on TV] Well, good.
619
00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:19,935
You look great holding
that huge glass of wine.
620
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:22,805
Yeah. You like symmetry?
621
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:27,010
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
what is that?
622
00:42:35,954 --> 00:42:37,220
[bell rings]
623
00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:38,855
[snorts]
624
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,826
What the hell?
625
00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,330
[ringing]
626
00:42:54,306 --> 00:42:56,005
[softly] Oh, shit.
627
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:58,041
I know your mother's
been under the weather
628
00:42:58,043 --> 00:43:00,143
and we bought her
some get-well presents.
629
00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,811
Can we just pop in
for a second?
630
00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:03,747
I haven't seen her
in at least a month.
631
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:05,682
[man] She's been under
the weather the last few days,
632
00:43:05,684 --> 00:43:07,850
so she's kind of sleeping.
633
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:10,853
I understand.
Well, tell her that we came by
634
00:43:10,855 --> 00:43:14,057
and that we hope she gets
better in time for mah jongg,
this Thursday.
635
00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:16,593
Oh, absolutely.
Thank you so much.
636
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,261
[woman] You're welcome, dear.
637
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:19,928
[Will and Amber screaming,
knocking on door]
638
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,799
One more thing.
I was hoping--
639
00:43:22,801 --> 00:43:23,900
[woman grunts]
640
00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:26,169
Let us out, you fuck!
641
00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:32,108
Jacob, right?
That's your name?
642
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,611
Eh... Jacob.
643
00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:37,046
If you just give us the phone,
644
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:39,616
I swear to you
we won't call the cops.
645
00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:42,785
We'll just go on our merry way,
we'll just go home.
646
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,822
It's not here! I...
647
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,891
I gotta go get it.
648
00:43:55,900 --> 00:43:59,168
I'm sorry.
I'm not a bad person, I--
649
00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:02,772
No, no, no, we get it, yeah.
You're not a bad person.
650
00:44:02,774 --> 00:44:04,307
You're not a bad person at all.
651
00:44:04,309 --> 00:44:07,977
You're a fucking psychopath,
you sick fuck!
652
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,462
-Do you hear me?!
-Amber!
653
00:44:09,463 --> 00:44:10,946
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
goddamn it!
654
00:44:10,949 --> 00:44:12,415
[Will] All right, Amber,
chill out!
655
00:44:12,417 --> 00:44:13,983
That's not gonna help us.
656
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,185
That's not gonna help.
657
00:44:16,187 --> 00:44:19,422
[doorbell rings]
658
00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:24,260
-[Jacob] Shit!
-[pounding on door]
659
00:44:24,262 --> 00:44:25,862
Police. Open up.
660
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:31,000
Open up, or we're
gonna have--
661
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,170
-Trick or treat.
-Trick or treat.
662
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,340
I work nights.
663
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,443
Hold on.
664
00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:54,223
"Super sensitive"? Fuck it.
665
00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:58,327
Happy Halloween!
666
00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,929
[child] What is this?
667
00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:02,131
-Come on, guys.
-What is it, Daddy?
668
00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:03,900
[father] It's OK, it's OK.
669
00:45:13,111 --> 00:45:15,478
[exhales loudly]
670
00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:35,398
¶ I... ¶
671
00:45:38,336 --> 00:45:40,269
¶ Don't know ¶
672
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,240
¶ Just what I'm doing ¶
673
00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,445
¶ But I ¶
674
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,749
¶ Have made up ¶
675
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,418
¶ My mind ¶
676
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,220
[Jacob] Mom?
677
00:46:03,762 --> 00:46:06,830
Jacob!
678
00:46:06,831 --> 00:46:09,899
[Amber] Hey!
I have to go to the bathroom!
679
00:46:09,901 --> 00:46:14,237
Come on, man.
Have some human decency!
680
00:46:16,307 --> 00:46:18,040
Please?!
681
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:27,283
Five minutes.
682
00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:32,054
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
683
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,924
[Will] What about me?
684
00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,260
Can-- Can I go too?
685
00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,230
Here, piss in this.
686
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:47,336
[door closes]
687
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,071
[Jacob] Come on.
688
00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,578
What's wrong?
689
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:01,317
All right, just piss.
690
00:47:04,222 --> 00:47:05,922
You could close the door.
691
00:47:05,924 --> 00:47:07,824
No, no, I can't.
I don't trust you, just...
692
00:47:07,826 --> 00:47:08,958
[Amber] Oh, my God.
693
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,459
I won't look.
694
00:47:10,461 --> 00:47:12,295
Thank you.
695
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,337
[urinating]
696
00:47:28,913 --> 00:47:30,146
Keep going.
697
00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:31,614
Wh-What are you doing?
698
00:47:31,616 --> 00:47:33,616
Just-- Just give me one.
699
00:47:33,618 --> 00:47:35,868
What?
700
00:47:35,869 --> 00:47:38,119
Come on, look, if you're
gonna fucking lock me
in that basement,
701
00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:40,590
the least you can do is just
give me a hit, man.
702
00:47:40,592 --> 00:47:43,109
What are you talking about?
703
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,627
I smelled it the minute that
I walked in the living room.
704
00:47:46,931 --> 00:47:49,131
Just, please...
705
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,568
Just sit down.
706
00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:56,138
[TV playing softly]
707
00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:08,985
No, you can't hold it so close.
708
00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:11,471
Listen, I know what I'm doing.
709
00:48:11,472 --> 00:48:13,956
-[man 1 on TV] Who else is here?
-[man 2] No one's here but me.
710
00:48:13,958 --> 00:48:16,492
[man 1] There better not be
anyone else here.
711
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:25,501
[coughs]
712
00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:40,616
[Jacob] Does the guy
downstairs do this shit?
713
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:43,219
He doesn't know shit.
714
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,689
He thinks I got arrested
for weed.
715
00:48:46,691 --> 00:48:49,659
Wait... you got arrested?
716
00:48:49,661 --> 00:48:52,194
And they took my car.
717
00:48:52,196 --> 00:48:54,463
It's very expensive.
718
00:48:54,465 --> 00:48:57,166
You know, but I'm dealing
with it, I am.
719
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,502
What were the charges?
720
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:15,518
Damn.
That's some serious shit.
721
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:27,596
All right, now, come on.
722
00:49:29,033 --> 00:49:30,850
-Come on.
-No, no, no, no no.
723
00:49:30,851 --> 00:49:32,668
I just wanna lay here,
just for like...
724
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:34,337
just a little bit longer.
725
00:49:34,339 --> 00:49:36,305
Do you wanna lay with me?
726
00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:39,008
-Come on.
-No, no, you can't, come on.
727
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,010
-Shh!
-We gotta go, let's go.
728
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:43,379
-Let's go!
-Shh! It's OK.
729
00:49:45,383 --> 00:49:46,649
No...
730
00:49:46,651 --> 00:49:49,218
Stop. Stop...
731
00:49:50,621 --> 00:49:53,122
-[doorbell rings]
-Hey, come on, we gotta go.
732
00:49:53,124 --> 00:49:54,690
-Let's go!
-[Amber] OK.
733
00:49:54,691 --> 00:49:56,257
-Come on!
-[doorbell ringing]
734
00:49:56,260 --> 00:49:58,260
Don't make any noise, all right?
735
00:49:58,262 --> 00:50:01,497
If you do, I'll have
to shoot you, just go!
736
00:50:03,267 --> 00:50:07,670
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
What happened?
737
00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:13,542
[doorbell ringing]
738
00:50:16,514 --> 00:50:20,049
[Jacob] I'm not a fucking
candy man, read the sign.
739
00:50:20,051 --> 00:50:22,151
[man] Trick or treat, bitch!
740
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:24,453
-Yeah.
-Yo, Damian.
741
00:50:24,455 --> 00:50:28,040
I thought I'd stop by,
heard you got some candy, kid.
742
00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:31,626
-Get in here, man.
-Took your sweet ass time
answering the door, homey.
743
00:50:31,629 --> 00:50:33,429
What the fuck's up
with your phone, dude?
744
00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,698
I tried calling you like
three times on the way here.
745
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:39,101
[TV playing softly]
746
00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:40,770
Fuck.
747
00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:42,438
What the fuck got you acting
like a scared little girl?
748
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,042
Yo, man, I need your help.
749
00:50:46,044 --> 00:50:48,644
-No.
-What do you mean no?
750
00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:50,413
You said if I ever needed
your help
751
00:50:50,415 --> 00:50:52,615
with something I couldn't
handle, you'd help me.
752
00:50:52,617 --> 00:50:54,583
[Damian] I'm gonna need
a little taste of something...
753
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,353
-Just fucking listen, Damian.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
754
00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:59,722
I said already,
just put her in the freezer.
755
00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:01,724
No, dude, that's not what
I'm fucking talking about.
756
00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:04,427
-I already fucking did that.
-Then what?
757
00:51:04,429 --> 00:51:07,163
I needed some extra cash
the other night, right?
758
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:09,732
Aren't you still getting your
mom's social security checks?
759
00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:12,301
-Yeah, I'm fucking
getting those, but--
-You've been getting greedy.
760
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,437
No, it's not fucking
greed, Damian.
761
00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:16,572
-You're getting greedy.
-Shut up, it's not
greed, Damian.
762
00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,608
The mortgage, the taxes,
car insurance.
763
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,844
Not to mention
those fucking pills.
764
00:51:21,846 --> 00:51:25,314
I'm sick and tired of dressing
up as a fucking woman.
765
00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:27,383
[Damian] You're not playing.
766
00:51:27,385 --> 00:51:31,353
All right.
So, what the hell happened?
767
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,492
I was at the bar
the other night, man.
768
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,761
I took some dude's phone.
769
00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:42,364
Next thing I know, he's doing
that thing that finds it--
770
00:51:42,366 --> 00:51:45,201
-Fucking tracker.
-Yeah, and get this.
771
00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:47,436
I fucking drove them.
772
00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,773
Hold up, hold up, let me
make sure I'm getting this.
773
00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:55,277
You stole this dude's phone,
and it just so happened
774
00:51:55,279 --> 00:51:57,847
that he was the guy
you were picking up?
775
00:51:57,849 --> 00:52:02,118
-Yeah.
-And then you bring him
back here...
776
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:05,721
to help him find his
stolen phone that you took?
777
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,860
[laughs]
778
00:52:10,862 --> 00:52:14,797
Holy shit!
You can't make
that shit up, man.
779
00:52:14,799 --> 00:52:17,566
It's not fucking funny.
I don't know what to fuckin' do.
780
00:52:17,568 --> 00:52:21,570
-Tell them to fuck off.
-Yeah, it's a little more
fucking complicated than that.
781
00:52:21,572 --> 00:52:24,206
No, it's not, I do it
all the time: fuck off!
782
00:52:24,208 --> 00:52:27,143
No, dude, they're
in my basement!
783
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:29,578
You're not playing with me.
784
00:52:29,580 --> 00:52:31,280
I'm fucked.
785
00:52:31,282 --> 00:52:33,382
I'm gonna need a drink.
786
00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:36,218
The guy, how much he weigh?
787
00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:40,189
150. Maybe like 160.
788
00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:41,524
And the girl?
789
00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:42,858
I don't know, she's tight.
790
00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:44,560
Tight?
791
00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:46,729
Yeah, like petite-ish.
792
00:52:46,731 --> 00:52:49,449
She cute?
793
00:52:49,450 --> 00:52:52,168
Yeah, I guess, but that's
not the point, Damian.
794
00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:55,171
All right, we're gonna need
some lime and a shovel.
795
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,940
Why do you need a lime?
796
00:52:57,941 --> 00:53:00,708
Lime. Not limes, lime.
Like quicklime, it's a thing.
797
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,845
Joe Pesci uses it
in Goodfellas.
798
00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:05,231
Gonna help dissolve the body.
799
00:53:05,232 --> 00:53:07,616
Take them out to the desert,
like Palm Springs or something?
800
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:09,919
I don't know,
maybe that's too far.
801
00:53:09,921 --> 00:53:11,787
I can't fucking do that, Damian.
802
00:53:11,789 --> 00:53:13,856
[Damian] Well, then, I guess
I can't help you.
803
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,375
No, no, stop, I'm listening.
804
00:53:16,376 --> 00:53:18,893
I mean, they saw
the body, right?
And if they saw the body,
805
00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:22,765
then that means
they're gonna tell the police
and then we can't get our fix.
806
00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:26,869
Before you do anything,
you still owe me.
807
00:53:28,873 --> 00:53:31,190
The hundo.
808
00:53:31,191 --> 00:53:33,508
I don't forget shit, kid,
I'm a fuckin' encyclopedia.
809
00:53:33,511 --> 00:53:36,545
Hey, can I get one
of your mom's oxy's?
810
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:38,347
[Jacob] I'm all out.
811
00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:39,882
Fuckin' junkie.
812
00:53:41,252 --> 00:53:43,452
[TV playing softly]
813
00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,372
[man on TV] Fuck you!
814
00:53:46,373 --> 00:53:47,890
[sobbing and indistinct
shouting on TV]
815
00:53:47,892 --> 00:53:50,226
You're watching
some weird shit, kid.
816
00:53:54,932 --> 00:53:57,783
Yo, J...
817
00:53:57,784 --> 00:54:00,635
you never even told me how much
you liked my Halloween mask.
818
00:54:02,607 --> 00:54:04,240
J!
819
00:54:04,976 --> 00:54:06,675
[sniffs]
820
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,019
Looky, looky.
821
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:21,657
That fucker's
been holding out on me.
822
00:54:22,893 --> 00:54:24,994
Yeah!
823
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,929
It's fucking full, too.
824
00:54:45,049 --> 00:54:47,549
[man on TV] We're going
to jail for life.
825
00:54:47,551 --> 00:54:49,485
Do you realize that?
826
00:55:07,305 --> 00:55:13,375
Yo, Damian.
I do have another oxy.
827
00:55:13,377 --> 00:55:15,678
I'll just split it.
828
00:55:17,381 --> 00:55:21,016
Just throw me like five bucks.
829
00:55:22,687 --> 00:55:24,019
Damian.
830
00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:29,525
Da...
831
00:55:29,527 --> 00:55:31,860
What the fuck? Damian?
832
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:32,961
Yo, brother!
833
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,563
What the...
834
00:55:36,067 --> 00:55:38,334
Fuckin' bleach?
835
00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:40,936
Fuckin' bleach?
836
00:55:48,579 --> 00:55:50,079
[Jacob running down stairs]
837
00:55:50,081 --> 00:55:52,949
[Jacob] Shit!
838
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:55,818
Bleach! Huh? You fucking
killed him with bleach?
839
00:55:55,820 --> 00:55:59,855
You killed him.
You killed Damian.
840
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:03,625
Well, that was meant
for you, actually.
841
00:56:03,627 --> 00:56:05,060
Hey, um, take it easy--
842
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:06,962
No, shut the fuck up, you idiot!
843
00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:11,867
He was my best friend.
My only friend!
844
00:56:11,869 --> 00:56:13,135
Jacob...
845
00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,087
Just back off!
846
00:56:15,088 --> 00:56:17,038
Can you stop pointing
that at her, please?
847
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:20,008
[Jacob] I'm gonna fucking
kill you, you hear me?!
848
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:24,913
Ohh...
849
00:56:24,915 --> 00:56:26,915
-[Will shouts]
-[nail gun fires]
850
00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:46,935
Amber, run! Amber!
851
00:56:46,937 --> 00:56:48,971
[Jacob groaning]
852
00:56:48,973 --> 00:56:50,539
Run!
853
00:56:50,541 --> 00:56:52,941
[gagging]
854
00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,965
[screaming]
855
00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:19,201
Help! Somebody!
856
00:57:21,806 --> 00:57:24,072
Please, please!
He's trying to kill me!
857
00:57:24,074 --> 00:57:25,974
[voice echoing] Please!
858
00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:28,977
Please!
He's trying to kill me!
859
00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:32,147
He's trying to kill me!
Help!
860
00:57:32,149 --> 00:57:34,883
Ohh! Please! Stop!
861
00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:37,019
-You're preaching to the choir.
-[Amber] Please!
862
00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:38,787
Did you see that zombie
back there?
863
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:41,156
-Oh, it was nice, right?
-That was pretty awesome.
864
00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:43,459
Please don't go!
865
00:57:43,461 --> 00:57:45,794
[distorted cries, echoing]
866
00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:52,468
Please... somebody,
please, help me, please.
867
00:57:52,470 --> 00:57:54,002
[man] Are you OK?
868
00:57:54,004 --> 00:57:57,473
-[evil chuckling]
-[man] You're fucked up!
869
00:57:57,475 --> 00:57:58,907
Help, please!
870
00:57:58,909 --> 00:58:00,509
[girl] What's wrong with her?
871
00:58:00,511 --> 00:58:02,878
[woman] Guys, don't stare,
come on.
872
00:58:10,554 --> 00:58:13,088
Help.
873
00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:17,759
[snarling]
874
00:58:37,147 --> 00:58:38,780
Fuck.
875
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:44,753
Oh, fuck.
876
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,139
[groans]
877
00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:08,977
Fuck!
878
00:59:10,748 --> 00:59:12,180
[door opens]
879
00:59:12,182 --> 00:59:13,882
[closes]
880
00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:27,296
[trance music pounding]
881
00:59:43,847 --> 00:59:46,081
[crowd laughing, shouting]
882
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:50,352
[man] No one is available
to take your call.
883
00:59:50,354 --> 00:59:51,587
Please leave a message.
884
00:59:51,589 --> 00:59:52,854
[groans]
885
00:59:52,856 --> 00:59:54,590
Come on, William!
886
00:59:57,695 --> 01:00:01,363
All right, that's more
for the gingerbread man.
887
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,636
[Irish accent] Ooh, ya heard
of the Irish curse!
888
01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,004
[spraying]
889
01:00:10,274 --> 01:00:11,940
[Cockney accent] 'ello!
890
01:00:27,691 --> 01:00:29,324
[gasps]
891
01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:36,164
Will!
892
01:00:36,166 --> 01:00:39,901
Will! Help me!
893
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:49,244
We saw that body in the freezer.
894
01:00:51,081 --> 01:00:52,781
That was my mom.
895
01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:54,182
Oh!
896
01:00:57,855 --> 01:01:00,022
When you're a little kid,
897
01:01:00,023 --> 01:01:02,190
you think
you're gonna live forever.
898
01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:05,994
You think that
the people you love
899
01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:07,963
are never gonna leave you.
900
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:14,136
Over one hundred tumors
for ten freakin' years!
901
01:01:16,106 --> 01:01:20,242
But I never gave up on my mom.
902
01:01:23,781 --> 01:01:25,380
She did.
903
01:01:29,386 --> 01:01:32,421
You broke into my house.
904
01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:35,824
I can't trust you.
905
01:01:35,826 --> 01:01:38,393
[Amber] No, you-you can
trust me, I'm so sorry.
906
01:01:38,395 --> 01:01:39,795
I take it back.
907
01:01:39,797 --> 01:01:41,797
I promise, I understand you.
908
01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:45,333
If God wants to punish me,
He will.
909
01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:50,105
[whispering]
Only He can judge me.
910
01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,074
-[bites]
-[Jacob screaming]
911
01:01:57,881 --> 01:01:59,915
[moaning]
912
01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,084
Fuckin'...
913
01:02:10,461 --> 01:02:12,027
What the fuck!
914
01:02:21,038 --> 01:02:23,939
-[Amber yells]
-[nail gun fires]
915
01:02:23,941 --> 01:02:25,341
[Jacob] Ah, shit!
916
01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:26,742
-[Amber sobbing]
-[Jacob] Fuck!
917
01:02:26,744 --> 01:02:29,411
-[nail gun fires]
-[Amber screams]
918
01:02:31,882 --> 01:02:34,049
[Jacob straining]
919
01:02:36,186 --> 01:02:38,754
Fuck!
920
01:02:38,756 --> 01:02:40,155
-[smoke alarm sounding]
-Shit!
921
01:02:40,157 --> 01:02:42,491
-[Jacob screams]
-Shit!
922
01:02:42,493 --> 01:02:44,126
[alarm continues]
923
01:02:44,128 --> 01:02:45,961
Fuck!
924
01:02:53,170 --> 01:02:54,369
Fuck!
925
01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,043
Jesus.
926
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,150
I'm sorry, Mama.
927
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,159
[groans]
928
01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:04,339
[groaning]
929
01:04:08,979 --> 01:04:11,513
[feet descending stairs]
930
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:35,070
-Mom.
-Jacob!
931
01:04:35,072 --> 01:04:36,404
Oh, fuck!
932
01:04:38,275 --> 01:04:40,308
[body thuds]
933
01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:47,315
[moaning softly]
934
01:05:06,403 --> 01:05:08,603
[TV playing softly]
935
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:17,345
Fuck you, people,
this is my apartment...
936
01:05:33,931 --> 01:05:35,330
[Will sighs]
937
01:05:36,934 --> 01:05:39,401
[coughs]
938
01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,278
[groans]
939
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,421
[coughs]
940
01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:03,425
Amber.
941
01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:07,963
Amber.
942
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:10,098
[straining]
943
01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:13,301
Amber! [coughing]
944
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,373
Amber!
945
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,674
[groans]
946
01:06:22,612 --> 01:06:24,612
[coughing]
947
01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:30,652
[coughs]
948
01:06:30,654 --> 01:06:34,522
[TV playing softly]
949
01:06:34,524 --> 01:06:36,391
[rasping] Amber?
950
01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:37,759
[coughs]
951
01:06:42,099 --> 01:06:44,399
[coughing, gagging]
952
01:06:55,612 --> 01:06:57,412
There's your fuckin'...
953
01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:07,589
[coughing]
954
01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:10,592
Amber!
955
01:07:15,098 --> 01:07:16,297
Oh, no.
956
01:07:16,299 --> 01:07:18,166
Oh, no, no, no, no.
957
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:20,702
Oh, no. Amber!
958
01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:24,039
Oh, no, no, no. Amber!
959
01:07:28,045 --> 01:07:30,045
[Amber gasps]
960
01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:35,583
Are there nails in my back?
961
01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,253
Yeah.
962
01:07:38,255 --> 01:07:40,455
There's one, two...
963
01:07:41,291 --> 01:07:42,424
I'm sorry, three.
964
01:07:42,426 --> 01:07:45,427
OK, that's what I thought.
965
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:47,762
[Will] You know, we should
go to the hospital.
966
01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:50,432
[Amber] Yeah...
967
01:07:51,501 --> 01:07:55,203
Uh, look... I found the phone.
968
01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:57,572
-[Amber coughs]
-Here.
969
01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,609
Let's get the fuck out of here.
970
01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:02,844
[straining]
971
01:08:16,860 --> 01:08:18,793
[horn honks]
972
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:22,397
[Jason] Stick my finger
in my bellybutton?
973
01:08:22,399 --> 01:08:24,850
Wait, say it again?
974
01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:27,302
[Amber] Remember I told you
I was on probation for pot?
975
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:31,706
I lied to you, man.
I'm really sorry,
I don't know why I did it.
976
01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,109
Hey. Hey, it's all good.
977
01:08:34,111 --> 01:08:35,810
Don't worry about it.
978
01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:47,355
What? [laughs]
979
01:08:48,425 --> 01:08:49,791
What's it smell like?
980
01:08:49,793 --> 01:08:51,259
[Amber] Are you serious?
981
01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:53,261
[laughs]
982
01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:56,598
Oh, watch your mouth!
Watch your mouth!
983
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:59,701
[laughs] She's so nasty, man.
984
01:08:59,703 --> 01:09:00,802
All right, I gotta go.
985
01:09:00,804 --> 01:09:02,770
I gotta go, my friends are here.
986
01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:06,474
I'll see you tonight.
All right, bye.
987
01:09:06,476 --> 01:09:08,810
Oh, man.
988
01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:11,246
How are you guys doing?
989
01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,565
Man, that's
some gnar-gnar makeup.
990
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,883
But I'm telling you,
you missed a good party.
991
01:09:15,886 --> 01:09:18,386
Like legendary.
992
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:21,689
This girl went down on me,
she came back up,
993
01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:24,559
man, she looked like she ate
a bag of Cheetos.
994
01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:25,894
[laughs]
995
01:09:25,896 --> 01:09:27,362
[car starts]
996
01:09:27,364 --> 01:09:29,297
[Amber] Oh, my God!
997
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:32,500
[Jason] God, you guys
are so moody!
998
01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,772
[dog barking]
999
01:09:39,476 --> 01:09:42,443
Don't get that fake blood
on my seat, OK?
1000
01:09:42,445 --> 01:09:44,612
[bell rings]