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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Baby, don't make me spell it out
For you ♪
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♪ All of the feelings
That I've got for you ♪
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♪ Can't be explained
But I can try for you ♪
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♪ Yeah, baby
Don't make me spell it out for you ♪
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♪ You keep on asking me the same questions
Why? ♪
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What's the big deal
with this book, anyway?
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It's apparently all deep, but I have
no idea what it's supposed to be about.
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It's... It's about alienation.
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An alien nation? What?
What chapter is that in?
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No, no. Alienation.
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It's about Ignatius
trying to find acceptance
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in a world that wants
nothing to do with him.
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Well, maybe he would find acceptance
if he wasn't such a know-it-all?
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I think his showing off his intelligence
is just a way of protecting himself,
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which is kind of tragic because
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the alienation is
the source of his strength, but then--
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But it's also the source of his problems.
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I think you're starting to get it.
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Um, I should probably go.
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Hey, look, you know...
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I know I've only known you
for, like, two minutes, but...
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would you maybe wanna...
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Would I maybe wanna what?
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Um, never... Never mind.
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Never... Never mind.
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You know that
really, really, really tall girl
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that you go to school with?
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The one that people call LeBron,
Skyscraper, Daddy Long Legs?
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Well, that's me.
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Sixteen years old, six foot one.
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And a half.
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Growing up, my height was
of immense concern to my father.
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Dr. Seeger,
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our daughter is three years old.
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She just reached four feet.
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It's not stopping.
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Can't we give her hormones?
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I read that diethylstilbestrol is very
effective in stunting a child's growth.
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Honey, I don't think it's good to take
anything with that many consonants.
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In some girls, diethylstilbestrol
has successfully stunted growth.
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You know, in others,
it's caused a host of health problems.
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Infertility being one of them.
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Honey, this may be
too soon to talk about, but
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do you even want kids?
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I continued to grow at a rapid pace.
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And guess what?
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Having back row, center placement
in all of your class photos
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isn't exactly a self-esteem booster.
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Now I'm just trying to get through the day
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with as few people as possible
asking me...
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Well, how's the weather up there?
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You think your life is hard?
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I'm a high school junior
wearing size 13 Nikes.
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Men's size 13 Nikes.
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Beat that.
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♪ Ooh, you better ♪
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♪ Ooh, you better ♪
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♪You better hit it
'Cause you should know better ♪
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♪Touch down on the stage
And know I ain't come to play ♪
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♪ Clap, clap when I sing
So I know that you feelin' me ♪
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♪ Oh, if you live this loud
Show it, show it, show it, oh ♪
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Fareeda, how much longer
do I have to endure this?
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Just trying to start my next class off
on a high note.
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Well, I start every class off
on a high note.
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Wow.
Mocking yourself right out of the gate.
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Usually the self-deprecation
doesn't start until lunch.
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-How's the weather up there?
-Hey, what'd you say to my best friend?
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-Fareeda, please.
-Quick, you think you got jokes?
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Say some more funny stuff. Dazzle us.
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-I'm sorry, okay?
-No.
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No, you're not. See, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I'm such good friends
with the girl
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who constantly gets asked
that idiotic question ten times a day,
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because every time she hears it,
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it chips away another little
piece of her soul,
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which, in turn, chips away
another little piece of my soul.
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So, thank you, soul chipper.
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In fact, that's your new nickname.
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Soul Chipper.
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Honestly, what would you do without me?
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I shudder to think.
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Well, stand up straight. Walk tall.
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No slouching!
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How's the weather up there?
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And we're back.
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♪ Hook, line, and sinker ♪
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♪ Wrapped around my finger
I'm a Lone Star man ♪
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♪ Yeah, I'm a big ringer ♪
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This is my super-hot
older sister, Harper,
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who's been winning beauty pageants
since she was six.
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She was spared the tall gene,
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- but at least there is some balance...
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...in the genetic universe.
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She got Grandpa Larry's allergies.
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- What do you think of this one?
- Hmm.
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Let me see it with the wave.
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I don't know.
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I feel like the competition has got a lot
more fierce since I was a contestant,
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so I think you need to step it up.
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So, Jodi.
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How's it goin'?
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Fine.
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You feeling okay?
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Like, no headaches,
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irregular heartbeats or unexplainable--
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Dad, I-- I know that you live with
this constant fear
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that I'm just gonna
keep growing and growing
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until all of my vital organs explode,
but really,
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if I was gonna have major health problems,
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I think I would have had them by now.
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No, Yao Defen's osteoporosis
didn't show up till she was in college.
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She holds the record
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for the world's tallest woman.
She died 2012, age 40.
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-So tragic.
-Okay, and why do you know that?
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And why would you bring it up at dinner?
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I'm just making conversation.
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About tall people dying young?
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Yeah, well, I gotta say something.
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She hardly talks to us anymore.
You just keep to yourself.
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I can't remember the last time
that you sat down at the piano.
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Why don't you play anymore?
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Is... Is it joint pain?
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No.
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It's...
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It's just because...
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when you're good at something,
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other people tend to wanna
watch you do it,
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and I don't need to give people
another reason to look at me.
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You just have to be strong
in the face of adversity.
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I mean, that's how
I got through high school.
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Mom, everyone loved you in high school.
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Oh.
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Ten guys asked you to prom.
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I mean, what adversity
did you face, exactly?
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Well, I was not popular with the girls
in my class because I was so beautiful.
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I mean, I had to say no to nine suitors.
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It was very stressful.
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It was a lot of pressure.
I was like, "No, no.
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Don't call again.
No. Maybe. Flirt a little.
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Flirty, flirty. Still no.
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No, no.
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Eh.
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No, no."
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Anyway, does that count as adversity?
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No, it doesn't.
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Okay.
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Oh! I love it! That's the one.
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But I have 27 more upstairs.
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No, no, no, don't even bother.
It's... It's perfect.
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You're perfect.
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That's really sweet,
but I'm actually really far...
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Ew. Ugh!
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You wanna wipe your hand.
Don't touch your dress with that hand.
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Get a tissue, please.
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Nine?
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Yes, nine!
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There was only 40 people in our class.
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This is Jack Dunkleman.
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And you may be asking, why is he
carrying his books in a milk crate?
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Well, I've been friends with him
for years,
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and that's still a mystery to me.
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What's even more of a mystery is why
he's crazy about someone twice his size.
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-Good mornin'.
-Hi.
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So David Blaine called me,
you'll never believe it.
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He wants to know when you and I
will make magic together.
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You do this every day.
Dunkleman, it's never gonna happen.
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I made you a smoothie.
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Okay, it would be weird.
We've known each other for so long,
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and dating a guy who's shorter than me
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would just draw more attention
to how much of a freak I am.
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Wait, but half the guys in this school
are shorter than you are.
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Hence my conundrum.
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Oh, ho, ho. I would love nothing more
than to hence your conundrum.
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All I'm saying is let your freak flag fly.
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Date a short guy. Wear high heels.
Do something crazy.
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They don't make heels in size 13 men's.
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Even if they did, I wouldn't wear them.
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Look, I know I don't have everything
on your perfect boyfriend checklist, okay?
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But, you know, I'd be willing to bet
I'm clocking in at around... 70%.
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Yeah, I mean, 60%.
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Mm...
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Fifty percent?
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It's a very specific checklist.
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I just think it's crazy
you won't go out with me
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just 'cause what?
You think that at any moment,
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some taller-than-you,
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funny, intelligent, nice, perfect guy
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is just gonna walk through that door?
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I mean, that's... Come on. That's crazy.
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Okay, class, listen up.
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We have a foreign exchange student
joining us today.
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He comes to us all the way from Sweden,
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and he'll be with us
the rest of the school year.
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So be nice and please welcome Stig Mohlin.
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Uh... Hey, hey...
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Okay, yeah, okay,
the guy is decent-looking.
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Yeah, that's, you know,
that's obvious, but,
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you know, you don't know him.
He's probably dumb as a...
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What's... What's he doing?
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Okay.
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He's perfect, yeah.
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He didn't even look at me, okay.
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It's the first time in my life that
I've ever wanted someone to look at me,
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and he doesn't.
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Because to him,
you're not a tall girl.
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I'm not?
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Jodi, the dude's from Sweden.
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It's an entire country filled with giants.
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To him, you're just another girl.
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-I'm going in. Teeth check?
-Ugh!
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-Huge piece of broccoli.
-Where?
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Liz, you're the worst.
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Go get him!
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Ugh, forever alone.
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Kimmy Stitcher.
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Travel enthusiast,
future real estate agent,
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or some other occupation
that involves her face on a bench,
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and one of my OTs...
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original tormentors since childhood.
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Look, guys.
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Jodi's hand is so big,
it doesn't even fit on the clay.
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We're gonna need more paint.
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Kimmy's funny!
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And that's why I want to be
just like Taylor Swift when I grow up.
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Taylor Swift? More like Taller Swift.
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Oh, that's a good one, Kimmy.
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Nice sweatpants, Sasquatch.
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Hey, new guy. I'm Kimmy.
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Well, Hi, Kimmy.
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-How're you liking America so far?
-Oh, I'm liking America very much so far.
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And America likes you very much.
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You speak Swedish?
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I speak a little Swedish.
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Picked up back in 2012
on a family vacay to Stockholm.
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Oh, it's so beautiful there, right?
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Yeah, America's great,
but I do know nothing about New Orleans.
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Consider me your cultural ambassador.
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Walk with me.
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Man, Kimmy works fast.
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I mean, the guy got out of Customs,
what, an hour ago,
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and she's already marking her territory.
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Jodi, Jodi, Jodi.
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Look, all right. I know you want to date
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some guy that's, like,
taller than you and stuff,
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but if you think about it,
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there could be some major consequences.
You know, it could backfire big-time.
249
00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:17,129
Okay, backfire how?
250
00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:20,007
I'm glad you asked.
Let me paint you a word picture.
251
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,634
How long is this picture gonna take?
252
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:22,968
Just let me do my thing.
253
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:28,057
So, let's say that
you and Stig date, okay?
254
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:29,725
You, uh, fall in love,
255
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:31,185
stick together through college,
256
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,521
down the line you get married,
have a baby.
257
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:38,150
And the combined strength
of your tall gene and his tall gene
258
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,946
creates a zygote in your belly the size
of an above-average sized watermelon.
259
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:46,826
Okay? So that would mean that
that puppy's coming out Caesarean.
260
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,787
Through the side door. Do you really
wanna go through the rest your life
261
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,667
with a big, old scar on that beautiful
torso of yours, 'cause, you know,
262
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,960
it's what you're asking for.
263
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,545
He makes a valid point.
264
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,723
Surprise!
265
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,433
Ha!
266
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,935
Mom, what are you doing
with the jumbo Swede?
267
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,813
Well, he's gonna be staying with us.
We're his host family.
268
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,147
What?
269
00:14:17,231 --> 00:14:19,316
Yeah! I wanted to introduce myself to you
at school today,
270
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:22,820
tell you the great news, but your mom
wanted it to be a surprise, so,
271
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,613
-surprise!
-Surprise!
272
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,407
-Got him.
-Why?
273
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,784
Mom, why, why,
why would you do this?
274
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:29,952
Because!
275
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,162
With all the chaos going on
in the world today,
276
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:35,249
there's never been a more vital time
for humanity to open our doors
277
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,710
to strangers from foreign lands.
278
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,505
Mom, the '60s are over, okay?
And you weren't even in them.
279
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,132
Oh, Stig, buddy,
280
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:46,385
we're just...
we're gonna have to ship you back, man.
281
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,971
This isn't a busted Xbox
you bought on eBay.
282
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,431
This is a human being.
283
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,642
A human being who wants to experience
what America is all about.
284
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,643
You know what, Mom?
285
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,897
You know what? What better way for him
to experience what America's all about
286
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,773
than for us to just kick him out of it?
287
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:00,983
You get in the car!
288
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,152
But I sit shotgun.
289
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:04,403
Now.
290
00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:10,242
What should we listen to?
291
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,142
Wow. That is amazing.
That is really some talent you have there.
292
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,019
Man, do I look fat on camera.
293
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,022
Okay, for the next three weeks,
if you see me eating carbs,
294
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,732
I need you to slap me across the face.
295
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,442
No, I'm not doing that.
296
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,444
Okay, and since when did you start
watching carbs?
297
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,780
Since Teen Miss Louisiana.
298
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,782
I'm not taking any chances.
299
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:51,241
Okay, fine.
300
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,953
Um, but I--
I need your help with something.
301
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,496
Sure, what's up?
302
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:57,456
Um...
303
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,210
How do I get a guy to notice me?
304
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:03,253
Oh,
305
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:04,630
my...
306
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,382
God!
307
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,759
Okay, I've been waiting for this day
to come my entire life,
308
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:11,303
and I never thought it would,
but I'm so glad it's finally here!
309
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,554
What day is that?
310
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,975
Um, the day that you finally come
to your big sister and ask her about love.
311
00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:18,185
To finally embrace
312
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:22,022
the sublime splendor that is a woman,
and to stop dressing
313
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:25,859
like a, no offense, very large little boy.
314
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,403
So are you gonna help me or not?
315
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:30,239
I'm going to Extreme Makeover
the crap out of you.
316
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:31,699
Okay.
317
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,367
Who is he?
318
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,869
He... he is an exchange student...
319
00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,162
-Uh-huh.
-...from Sweden.
320
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:40,124
-And, oh, my God, he is so cute.
-What did you just say?
321
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,251
He is an exchange student.
322
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,253
Just... What's wrong?
323
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,091
Walk away.
324
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,634
Excuse me?
325
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:53,012
Just walk away and
forget we ever had this conversation.
326
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,347
-Okay, but you literally--
-I said walk away, damn it!
327
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:00,769
Wow, I'm so sorry.
328
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,563
-Um...
-Yeah, that was--
329
00:17:02,646 --> 00:17:04,356
It's just, an exchange student...
330
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,109
There's, uh, so many factors
working against you, you know.
331
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:09,694
You meet.
332
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,696
High visibility.
333
00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:14,157
Girls circling him like sharks on chum.
334
00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:17,869
You know, I snagged
an exchange student once.
335
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,579
Diego.
336
00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:23,459
Paraguayan. Hairless.
Sweat smelled like cappuccino, light foam.
337
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,252
All the girls wanted him. It was war.
338
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,173
I felt like Custer at Battle of the Bulge.
339
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,134
Yeah, Custer wasn't at
Battle of the Bulge.
340
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:35,387
Yes, he was. I'm learning about him
right now in American History class.
341
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,766
Nunez Community College makes you take
an American History class?
342
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:41,477
A requirement for the Hotel Management
degree! The point is,
343
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,854
if you want a guy to notice you,
344
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,898
you'd have to be willing
to go all the way.
345
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,567
I don't think you're willing.
Think you're ready to go all the way?
346
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,277
I don't know what you're talking about.
347
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,362
Then you just answered your own question.
348
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,759
Ja, good morning, Dunkers!
349
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,054
See you at breakfast.
350
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,600
♪ No, I don't wait for tomorrow ♪
351
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,894
♪ No, I won't give it a break ♪
352
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:25,938
♪ Don't need to beg, steal, or borrow ♪
353
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:28,774
♪ Watch me as I walk this way ♪
354
00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:30,859
♪ I'm busy buildin' an empire ♪
355
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,028
♪ Don't really care what they say ♪
356
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:37,574
♪ I'm only here for a good time
Drown 'em out like Namaste ♪
357
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,624
Look, man, I feel like we could be friends
if you just gave me a chance on this.
358
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:48,293
Look, you're a nice enough guy.
But it's just not gonna work.
359
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,962
Dunkers, man. Why not?
360
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,881
Because I can't be seen around you.
And stop calling me Dunkers!
361
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,341
Why can't you be seen with me?
362
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,801
-You wanna know why?
-Yeah.
363
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,010
You make me UBC.
364
00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,263
Ubc?
365
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:01,306
No, you-- Ugly by comparison.
366
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,100
Look, when I'm not around you,
367
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,936
I am a strong six, weak seven.
368
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,939
But when I am around you,
I'm barely a three,
369
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:09,857
like, barely.
370
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,942
Yeah, but, dude,
I don't know anybody at school.
371
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,488
Trust me, you're gonna have
no trouble making friends.
372
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:34,756
Guys, come on.
He's not that attractive, is he?
373
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,716
Yes.
374
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,802
Well, try living with him.
375
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,387
Okay.
376
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:48,478
Well, this is about to get interesting.
377
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:56,820
Wow.
378
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,698
Like sharks to chum.
379
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,952
♪ England to have my bones ♪
380
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,288
♪ But don't ever give me up ♪
381
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:12,002
♪ I could never get back up
When the future starts so slow ♪
382
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,712
I'm going in.
383
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,380
You are?
384
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,801
No, of course I'm not...
385
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:21,553
going in.
386
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,227
♪ If there's a time
When the feeling's gone ♪
387
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,229
♪ Well, I wanna feel it ♪
388
00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:33,440
♪ You can holler
You can wail ♪
389
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,487
This is like watching a UFC cage match.
390
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,657
But with less body slams
and more crop tops.
391
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,126
Ladies.
392
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:05,639
Oh, oh, oh, oh! And we have a winner! Ah!
393
00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:07,933
So, what's your next class?
394
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,476
Uh, I'm going to Spanish.
395
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,187
Would you like me to walk you to class?
396
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:14,147
Uh, let me guess,
397
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,942
you picked up Spanish
vacationing in Barcelona, right?
398
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,860
Yes, Barcelona.
399
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:19,820
Let's go!
400
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:22,072
Okay.
401
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,335
It's been over a week
and she hasn't left his side.
402
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,504
Every time I see him, they're together.
403
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,756
They eat lunch together,
they go to PE together,
404
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,842
they walk home from school together
every day.
405
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,885
I don't know how much more
I can take.
406
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,430
Sounds like it's mostly just
eating and strolling.
407
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:47,639
Could be a lot worse.
408
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:54,396
♪ Oh, my love ♪
409
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,734
♪ My darling ♪
410
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,319
This is worse.
411
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,447
It's like I've been in love with this girl
since elementary school,
412
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:06,533
and this new guy just steps in
and blows up my seven-year plan.
413
00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:08,869
Like, that's not cool,
and he's going to end up with Kimmy,
414
00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:12,247
and Jodi'll spend the rest of her life
pining for the one guy taller than her.
415
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,790
And where does that leave me?
416
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:16,918
Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like
to go to lunch with my friends
417
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,503
and have them ask me about my problems.
418
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:19,713
Oh, and furthermore...
419
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,715
♪ Your touch ♪
420
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:25,927
♪ A long ♪
421
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:30,265
♪ Lonely time ♪
422
00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:38,148
I've been looking at your painting...
423
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:41,485
...the past couple weeks,
and you got skills.
424
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:45,947
A little Pollock, a little Monet,
425
00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,407
a touch of Rembrandt.
426
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:49,368
Are you just naming artists you know?
427
00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,537
Da Vinci, Picasso, Matisse?
428
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,665
Am I that obvious?
429
00:22:57,125 --> 00:22:59,836
Well, I like what you're doing
with the Van Gogh there.
430
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,797
Oh, well, look who's
the artist-dropper now.
431
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:20,315
Whatcha doing?
432
00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:23,527
Playing Pachelbel's "Canon"
on wine glasses
433
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,612
may have been enough
to win Teen Miss New Orleans...
434
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,533
but if I wanna win Teen Miss Louisiana,
435
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:31,910
I gotta step up my game.
436
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:36,790
Cool.
437
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,209
So, um...
438
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,253
I'm ready to go all the way.
439
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,881
Then let's get to work.
440
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:46,258
Okay.
441
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:50,720
Jesus, Harper!
442
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,472
You almost killed me.
443
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:55,016
Hey, bro,
do you want this or not?
444
00:23:58,728 --> 00:24:00,147
- Lipstick.
- Lady Danger.
445
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,189
Mm, too vampy.
446
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,816
- Crème Cup.
- Not vampy enough.
447
00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,985
- Speak Louder.
- Not vampy enough!
448
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,696
No, no, no, that's just the name
of this one, Speak Louder.
449
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:08,655
My bad.
450
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,200
I look like Grandma's couch.
451
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:15,036
Or a beautiful mermaid princess!
452
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,956
Okay, no. Harper, no!
453
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,166
Oh, that one.
454
00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,334
187 Duo Brush!
455
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,419
Goat fiber.
456
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,920
Did you have to bring Mom along?
457
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,464
Fixing you is a two-person job.
458
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:28,091
You were awesome
on Good Morning New Orleans!
459
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,050
Focus!
460
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,051
Okay.
461
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,514
Now we're talking!
462
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:36,433
You look great.
463
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,269
Thank you, Mom, but it's just...
It's not me.
464
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,022
Okay.
465
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,733
I would like to see some layers
around her face
466
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,943
to accentuate that fabulous
bone structure.
467
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,529
Maybe an inch or two off in the back,
but leave the length,
468
00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,866
followed by some honey-blonde lowlights
all around.
469
00:24:52,949 --> 00:24:54,743
Jodi, what do you think?
470
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:57,829
So you're telling me that a lip gloss
and a lip glass are two different things?
471
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,207
Stop stressing, little sister.
472
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:03,001
Tomorrow we're gonna bring
that little Swedish boy to his knees.
473
00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:05,170
-Not so sure about that.
-Jodi!
474
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,464
Listen to me, okay?
475
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:09,132
If I had that kind of attitude,
476
00:25:09,716 --> 00:25:12,552
I don't think I ever would've gotten
that job with the Hilton Corporation.
477
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,555
You have an unpaid internship
at the Residence Inn.
478
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:18,308
Silly.
479
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,816
Now this is me.
480
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:29,611
You look stunning.
481
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,468
Hello?
482
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,887
Hi, may I speak with Jodi, please?
483
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,432
Uh, yeah. Yeah, this is Jodi.
484
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,894
Hi, uh, my name's Stig. I'm the new
exchange student in your school.
485
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:05,855
Hello?
486
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,150
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi. Hi. Um...
487
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:12,112
Uh, how may I help you?
488
00:26:12,696 --> 00:26:15,365
Well, um,
I don't know many people at school,
489
00:26:15,448 --> 00:26:17,826
and you seem like a really nice person.
490
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:19,953
I was hoping
if you didn't have a date yet,
491
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,205
you'd want to go with me
to the Homecoming dance.
492
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:26,960
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
493
00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:31,840
I mean, going out with you would be,
you know, splendiferous.
494
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:37,178
Now-- Now, that's a word you don't hear
nearly enough of, um...
495
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:43,059
So-- So, I'm guessing that
Dunkleman gave you my number?
496
00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:47,314
No, no. I just looked it up in
the phone book under "Big, ugly giraffe"!
497
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,609
Schnipper.
498
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,612
Gotcha.
499
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,364
Okay, what the hell is wrong with you?
500
00:26:56,823 --> 00:26:59,367
Oh, don't be so best supporting actress.
501
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,453
I saw the way you were looking at Stig
in art class.
502
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,872
Your jaw was practically on the floor.
503
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,082
So, Schnipper and I just thought
we'd have a little fun.
504
00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:07,167
What up?
505
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,338
Besides, you really don't think a guy
as hot as Stig would be into you, do you?
506
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,590
I mean, let's face it, Jodi.
507
00:27:13,673 --> 00:27:16,426
You're the tall girl.
You'll never be the pretty girl.
508
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:20,555
Yeah, well.
509
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,282
- What is taking so long?
- Honey, relax.
510
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,533
There's a whole outfit.
511
00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:43,078
There's makeup, there's hair.
It's a process.
512
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:44,287
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
513
00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,543
Wow!
514
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,302
She looks exactly the same, right?
515
00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:00,470
-Yes!
-Yeah.
516
00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:13,858
♪ What's the difference 'tween me and you?
When no one believe in you ♪
517
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,152
♪ I'm flyer than Beetlejuice
Don't count on the sheep to snooze ♪
518
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:18,697
♪ Till I might eat your food
I party then sleep till noon ♪
519
00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,407
♪ What every day people do ♪
520
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,659
-Hey! What up, Stig?
-Ah, not much, Jake!
521
00:28:23,827 --> 00:28:25,704
You became real popular real fast.
522
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,914
-Hey, Stig.
-Oh, hi, Sheila!
523
00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,332
Okay, like, really, really fast.
524
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,418
Jeez, it's one week
and everyone knows your name?
525
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,503
-Yeah, it's--
-And you're dating Kimmy.
526
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,673
Right? I still don't get why everyone
wants to be friends with me.
527
00:28:37,048 --> 00:28:39,134
Or why a girl as pretty as Kimmy
would want to date me.
528
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,301
What are you talking about?
529
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,803
Well, look at me.
530
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,181
Yeah?
531
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:46,641
I'm a dork.
532
00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:47,600
What do you mean?
533
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:51,020
It's kind of embarrassing,
but in my high school back home,
534
00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:57,152
there's all these super good-looking,
super popular, tall guys, you know?
535
00:28:58,820 --> 00:28:59,779
I'm not one of them.
536
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:03,283
I'm sorry, what you're telling me
is that in your home country,
537
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:04,743
this, all this...
538
00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:05,827
This is ugly?
539
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,163
Oh, yeah, of course, man.
540
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,540
No, that can't be right.
541
00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:11,624
Why?
542
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:15,211
Well, it's just, you know, if that's true,
then that makes you the me of Sweden.
543
00:29:15,462 --> 00:29:16,296
I am?
544
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,256
Man, that's trippy.
545
00:29:19,257 --> 00:29:21,509
If I'm the you of Sweden, then, I mean...
546
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:23,595
who am I here?
547
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,306
Well, who's the most popular,
good-looking guy at your school?
548
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:29,017
The guy that all the girls want to date
and, you know,
549
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,102
-everyone wants to be friends with?
-Ingvar Krueger.
550
00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:32,353
That's you here.
551
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,105
You're Ingvar Krueger.
552
00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,067
I'm Ingvar Krueger.
553
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,322
-I'm Ingvar Krueger, Dunkers!
-Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man.
554
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,866
Man, I'd be, um, screwed in Sweden, huh?
555
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:46,910
Yeah, but it's all right.
556
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,581
Out. Now.
557
00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,458
Excuse me. I'm reading.
558
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,876
You're hiding.
559
00:29:56,503 --> 00:29:57,754
I don't want to run into Kimmy.
560
00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,714
She prank called you, Jodi.
561
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:00,673
So what?
562
00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,802
Easy for you to say.
Okay, nothing rattles you.
563
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:07,096
Plenty of stuff rattles me.
I just roll with it.
564
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,349
Well, this is how I roll.
565
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:12,519
I like your outfit, by the way.
566
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,354
Might be one of your best designs.
567
00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,147
Don't change the subject.
568
00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,235
Okay, Gulliver,
let's see what trouble you get into next.
569
00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:26,908
One day, Jodi, one day
when you get picked on and made fun of,
570
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,827
you're not gonna hide in a bathroom stall.
571
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:32,038
You're gonna stand up and say,
"This is me.
572
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,165
I love all 73 inches of myself,
573
00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:37,085
and there's nothing you can do
that will change that."
574
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,212
That is my wish for you.
575
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:42,674
I just hope I'm there to see it.
576
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,804
You're not seriously flushing the toilet
to avoid having this conversa...
577
00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:21,004
Did you want to use the piano?
578
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:26,885
I have a few minutes before my next class,
so I'm just in here messing around a bit.
579
00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,012
No, no, no, go ahead. Go ahead.
580
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,472
- Yeah.
- I suck.
581
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:52,827
Relax your hands.
582
00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:55,163
I'm sorry, what?
583
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,874
Y-- You're just trying so hard
to hit the right notes
584
00:31:57,957 --> 00:31:59,292
that your fingers are tensing up.
585
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,127
So just relax your hands.
586
00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,296
All right. Relax.
587
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:07,342
Right.
588
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,064
Not bad.
589
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:23,566
It's better.
590
00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,985
Yeah. Wow, thank you.
591
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,612
You should play something now.
592
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:30,698
-No, no, I don't really play much anymore.
-Oh, come on.
593
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:34,285
I mean, I have a feeling that
you're probably better at this than I am.
594
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,329
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm okay,
595
00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,081
but only because of these.
596
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:40,375
Your hands?
597
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,252
Yeah, I would hope that you use
your hands to play the piano.
598
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,588
No, no, I-- I mean, um...
599
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,925
That's why there are more male
classical pianists than female.
600
00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,803
You know, bigger hands, they move faster,
cover more ground, so...
601
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,430
Lucky me. My hands...
602
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:55,932
Could I-- Can I see 'em?
603
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:58,101
Yeah.
604
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,359
Yeah. You've got big hands.
605
00:33:08,152 --> 00:33:10,363
So you probably could play this,
then, right?
606
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,702
It's Guys and Dolls,
it's my favorite musical.
607
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:17,870
- Me, too. It's a classic.
- Really?
608
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,956
-You like musicals? Oh, my God.
-I do.
609
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,916
You should have seen me in Sweden.
I was in Cats.
610
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,335
-Oh, my God, me, too!
-No, were you really?
611
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,337
No.
612
00:33:27,922 --> 00:33:30,800
No, I-- I don't know
why I said that, actually.
613
00:33:31,217 --> 00:33:33,136
But you should play this with me.
614
00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:35,638
Come on. Here.
615
00:33:49,610 --> 00:33:50,778
Relax your hands.
616
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,197
I got that one. Thanks.
617
00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:07,336
♪ I've never been in love before ♪
618
00:34:07,670 --> 00:34:11,257
♪ Now all at once it's you ♪
619
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,844
♪ It's you forevermore ♪
620
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:21,726
♪ I've never been in love before ♪
621
00:34:22,143 --> 00:34:25,521
♪ I thought my heart was safe ♪
622
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:29,442
♪ I thought I knew the score ♪
623
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:32,945
♪ But this is wine ♪
624
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:36,449
♪ That's all too strange and strong ♪
625
00:34:36,532 --> 00:34:39,534
♪ I'm full of foolish song ♪
626
00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:44,248
♪ And out my song must pour ♪
627
00:34:44,331 --> 00:34:50,463
♪ So please forgive
This helpless haze I'm in ♪
628
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,257
♪ I've really never been ♪
629
00:34:54,759 --> 00:35:00,515
♪ In love before ♪
630
00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,481
Fantastic.
631
00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:09,816
Kimmy. Hi.
632
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,152
Been looking for you. I thought
we were walking to class together.
633
00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:17,240
Yeah, yeah, we're just having a little,
uh, impromptu concert here with, um...
634
00:35:17,698 --> 00:35:18,616
Jodi.
635
00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,244
Uh, Jodi.
It's-- It's nice to formally meet you.
636
00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:26,582
I'm, uh, I'm Stig,
and, uh, this is my girlfriend, Kimmy.
637
00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,918
Girlfriend?
638
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:32,964
Yeah. Girlfriend, girlfriend.
639
00:35:33,047 --> 00:35:34,841
Had the talk last night, made it offish.
640
00:35:35,383 --> 00:35:38,302
Stiggy, baby, would you mind
getting Mama a Diet Slice before class?
641
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,304
Yeah. Sure.
642
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,103
See ya, Jodi.
643
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:53,526
-What are you playing at, beanstalk?
-What are you talking about?
644
00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,695
-You're moving in on my man.
-No, I'm not.
645
00:35:55,778 --> 00:35:58,364
So it's a coincidence the two of you
happened to be here together?
646
00:35:58,447 --> 00:35:59,782
-Yeah.
-Stay away from him.
647
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,700
I will.
648
00:36:00,783 --> 00:36:02,702
Stig and I will be
Homecoming king and queen.
649
00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,744
I don't doubt it.
650
00:36:03,828 --> 00:36:06,247
-Stop agreeing with everything I'm saying!
-Okay.
651
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,166
Ugh!
652
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,855
Hm. Excuse me.
653
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:33,441
Hey.
654
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:34,734
Dad, what is going on?
655
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:36,402
What do you mean?
656
00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:41,032
I mean, why is our house filled with
a bunch of ridiculously tall people?
657
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,533
Who are they?
658
00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:45,745
Oh, just some friends that I invited over
for a little get-together.
659
00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:49,498
Okay, well, why are all your friends
wearing hats that say "Tip Toppers"?
660
00:36:49,832 --> 00:36:51,834
Well, that's because
661
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:55,379
they are not only a group of friends,
662
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:59,258
but they're also, you know, like, a group.
663
00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:00,968
You mean a club.
664
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,845
No. Not a club.
665
00:37:02,929 --> 00:37:04,722
Clubs are lame. Ugh.
666
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:07,058
Crystal Spitz, Chairmen of the Tip Toppers
667
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,227
seven years running,
and it's about to be eight
668
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,979
unless Bob Brickman over there
beats me in the next election.
669
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,147
Which you won't, Bob!
670
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,607
Oh, we'll see, Crystal.
671
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,988
Anyhow, your parents were so kind
672
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,908
to open up their home for us
for our weekly chapter meeting.
673
00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,993
Chapter meeting for what?
674
00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,203
For our tall club.
675
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,416
Tall club? The Tip Toppers is a tall club?
676
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:36,420
Tall Club International has over
200 chapters in the US alone.
677
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:39,006
The Tip Toppers are the third-largest,
678
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,217
although, with our newest member...
679
00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:43,761
-No, no, no.
-...bringing up the tally to 24,
680
00:37:43,844 --> 00:37:46,222
we are now officially tied for second!
681
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,398
Tip Toppers, I think you need
to sing your theme song!
682
00:37:56,691 --> 00:37:57,984
No, no, no, Tip Toppers.
683
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:03,155
♪ O Beautiful, for massive feet ♪
684
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:07,201
♪ For clothes that never fit right ♪
685
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:11,872
♪ For being so gigantic that ♪
686
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:15,668
♪ We're cramped on every flight ♪
687
00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:21,215
Jodi, come on, don't be mad at me.
688
00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:23,843
Look, I...
689
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:27,930
I thought it would be nice
hanging out with other tall people.
690
00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:32,685
And-- And then you could see
that they're perfectly okay being tall.
691
00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:34,687
Being tall sucks.
692
00:38:34,770 --> 00:38:36,731
Seriously.
I only come to these meetings for, like,
693
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:38,357
the free food and the guys.
694
00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,192
Bathroom's this way, right?
695
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:42,153
Ow!
696
00:38:45,364 --> 00:38:46,198
Jodi,
697
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,284
I just want you to feel normal.
698
00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:52,538
Don't you realize
699
00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:55,958
that-- that every time you try
to make me feel more normal,
700
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:58,586
you just end up making me feel like
more of a freak?
701
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:18,439
Height reduction surgery.
702
00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:25,738
Let's see.
703
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,202
Costs $150,000.
704
00:39:32,411 --> 00:39:35,039
"But I know a guy in India
who will do it for cheap."
705
00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:39,126
"Very long recovery time,
extremely painful,
706
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:42,797
but when I learned to walk again,
it was worth it."
707
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:46,008
Why couldn't I have just been normal?
708
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:53,808
Hello?
709
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,227
Hi, Jodi, this is Stig from school.
710
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:58,396
You know what, Schnipper?
711
00:39:59,105 --> 00:40:03,317
You really chose the wrong day
to mess with me, okay?
712
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,029
The next time I see you,
I'm gonna take my size 13 Nikes
713
00:40:07,113 --> 00:40:10,074
and I'm gonna kick you in the nards hard.
714
00:40:10,157 --> 00:40:11,909
Okay, do-- do you understand me?
715
00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:17,915
My big feet plus your tiny little nards
equals pain.
716
00:40:26,132 --> 00:40:28,092
And, uh, and, um...
717
00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,137
This really is Stig,
718
00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:32,471
isn't it?
719
00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:34,723
Yeah, yeah.
720
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:39,895
I'm-- I'm really sorry. I, um...
721
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,525
I thought that you were someone else.
722
00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,527
Oh, it's okay. I, um...
723
00:40:47,027 --> 00:40:50,072
I hope I'm not bothering you.
I-- I just wanted to know if...
724
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:55,244
if maybe you wanted to come over tonight
and watch a musical with me.
725
00:40:55,411 --> 00:40:56,829
Oh, my God.
726
00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:01,876
Jodi?
727
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,100
Hi.
728
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,103
How's it goin'?
729
00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:25,566
Who's at the door?
730
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:26,609
Not now!
731
00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:29,278
Uh, sorry, sorry, just my, uh,
732
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:32,573
Battle Royale partner,
Shoshi from Okinawa, but hey.
733
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:33,991
Hi.
734
00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:35,659
I look ridiculous, don't I?
735
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:36,994
-I-- I'm gonna go.
-What?
736
00:41:37,411 --> 00:41:40,331
No, no, no, you don't look ridiculous.
You look...
737
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:44,543
You... You look amazing.
738
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,879
-Really?
-Yeah, I...
739
00:41:47,630 --> 00:41:50,549
I'm just shocked. You look
a little overdressed for a study night.
740
00:41:50,633 --> 00:41:52,384
Ah, Jodi, hey.
741
00:41:53,844 --> 00:41:54,929
Wow, hi.
742
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,972
- Hi.
- Wow.
743
00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:59,308
Um, thanks for coming over.
744
00:41:59,934 --> 00:42:02,353
Thanks for inviting me.
745
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:03,854
Please come in.
746
00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:07,107
Bye, Dunk.
747
00:42:08,776 --> 00:42:12,488
That was painful.
748
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,241
Who asked you?
749
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:22,164
♪ Why do they think up stories
That link my name with yours? ♪
750
00:42:22,248 --> 00:42:27,795
♪ Why do the neighbors gossip all day
Behind their doors? ♪
751
00:42:28,254 --> 00:42:33,801
♪ I know a way
To prove what they say is quite untrue ♪
752
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:40,266
♪ Here is the gist
A practical list of don'ts
753
00:42:41,350 --> 00:42:44,895
♪ For you ♪
754
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,689
Oh, you guys watching this?
755
00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,274
Yeah.
756
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,150
Okay.
757
00:42:54,780 --> 00:43:00,578
♪ Don't please my folks too much ♪
758
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:07,918
♪ Don't laugh at my jokes too much ♪
759
00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:14,341
♪ People will say we're in love ♪
760
00:43:14,425 --> 00:43:15,509
Who laughs at your jokes?
761
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:17,845
I'm so silly.
762
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:20,806
Salsa.
763
00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:21,807
Forgot.
764
00:43:22,766 --> 00:43:23,809
Be right back, guys.
765
00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:31,525
I'm so sorry.
766
00:43:32,359 --> 00:43:33,360
It's fine.
767
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:36,238
♪ My arm too much ♪
768
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:39,283
I see a lot of ingredients here
that I can use
769
00:43:39,366 --> 00:43:42,036
for a nice little smoothie.
770
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:46,081
Fruits and such.
771
00:43:46,165 --> 00:43:49,585
Hit the gym today, so I'll throw
some protein powder in there.
772
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:50,711
That's always good.
773
00:43:51,211 --> 00:43:52,546
Get those gains.
774
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:57,217
He doesn't seem to want to leave us alone.
775
00:43:57,301 --> 00:43:58,927
Appears that way, yeah.
776
00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,683
Do you think maybe I should just ask
if, you know...
777
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,436
Yeah, I think that'd be a good idea.
778
00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,647
Hey, Dunkers.
779
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:10,606
Yeah?
780
00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:15,319
-Yeah, pal?
-Do you want to watch the movie with us?
781
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:20,282
Pfft! Well...
No, I don't want to... Eh, okay.
782
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,201
That's such a great idea!
783
00:44:24,953 --> 00:44:26,914
All right, cozy time. That's good.
784
00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,123
It's super cozy.
785
00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:30,292
Pssh. Where you going?
786
00:44:41,136 --> 00:44:42,388
Sorry.
787
00:44:44,556 --> 00:44:45,641
Oh.
788
00:44:45,724 --> 00:44:48,227
But if... If I just, like...
789
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:50,729
Yeah.
790
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,608
Um...
791
00:44:58,445 --> 00:44:59,697
There we go.
792
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,198
Yeah.
793
00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:02,408
That's better.
794
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:09,957
So, um, where's your girlfriend tonight?
795
00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,500
At some party.
796
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:14,294
Probably.
797
00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:16,130
And, um...
798
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:20,092
you're my only friend
I'd want to watch a musical with, so...
799
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,678
Yeah, right.
800
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,098
She's so pretty...
801
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:27,933
Kimmy.
802
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,186
But she can be so insecure sometimes,
you know?
803
00:45:32,062 --> 00:45:33,564
-Insecure?
-Yeah.
804
00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,733
After she saw us together
in the music room,
805
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,109
she just kept saying, like,
806
00:45:37,192 --> 00:45:39,903
"Oh, was it really coincidence
that you two were together?
807
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:41,780
Do you think she's prettier than me?"
808
00:45:41,864 --> 00:45:46,368
Okay, Kimmy Stitcher is not insecure
about anything or anyone,
809
00:45:46,452 --> 00:45:47,995
especially not me.
810
00:45:49,830 --> 00:45:51,623
I mean, why-- why wouldn't she be?
811
00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,918
Because there's nothing
to be insecure about.
812
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:58,547
I mean, Kimmy's... She's perfect.
813
00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:02,968
I'm... this.
814
00:46:03,635 --> 00:46:06,638
Are you serious? Being tall is great.
815
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:09,725
Being a tall guy is-- is great, but...
816
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:15,481
when you're tall girl, it's--
it's the only thing that people see.
817
00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:18,025
It's not the only thing I see.
818
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:20,027
What do you see?
819
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,570
I don't know.
820
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:24,573
It's not a tall girl.
821
00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:26,950
Just a girl.
822
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:31,246
A really smart, fun,
823
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:32,581
unique...
824
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:36,919
beautiful girl.
825
00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,681
I-- I'm sorry.
826
00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:52,309
I'm not.
827
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,795
- Good evening, sister.
- Oh, my God.
828
00:47:22,089 --> 00:47:23,298
What are you wearing?
829
00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,009
Allie McKinney, Miss Teen Florida 1993,
830
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,387
states in her autobiography,
The Crowning Achievement,
831
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:32,766
that the key to a perfect-fitting dress is
to buy one that is three sizes too small
832
00:47:32,850 --> 00:47:34,059
and to wear it two hours a day
833
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:36,979
one week before the event
to fit it to your exact body size.
834
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:38,897
Can you even breathe in that thing?
835
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,566
Just forget about whether or not--
836
00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:42,734
Forget about whether or not I can breathe.
837
00:47:42,818 --> 00:47:43,694
Okay.
838
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,447
What happened with the Swede?
839
00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:50,784
Uh, we just watched a movie.
840
00:47:51,743 --> 00:47:52,828
Okay, yeah.
841
00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:56,039
And then he invited Dunkleman
to watch it with us.
842
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:57,207
Oh.
843
00:47:57,374 --> 00:47:58,500
And then, uh...
844
00:47:59,293 --> 00:48:00,752
he called me his friend.
845
00:48:02,337 --> 00:48:03,171
And then, uh...
846
00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:05,841
then I kissed him.
847
00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,012
Wait.
848
00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:11,513
After all that,
849
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:14,308
you kissed him?
850
00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,184
Mm-hm.
851
00:48:16,852 --> 00:48:17,811
Yeah.
852
00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,272
Who are you?
853
00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:24,151
I don't know. I mean, I wasn't planning
on kissing another girl's boyfriend,
854
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:26,153
I mean, even if that girl is Kimmy, but
855
00:48:26,528 --> 00:48:28,447
that's not me. I'm not the other woman.
856
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,032
I mean, I'm barely a woman.
857
00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,618
The situation is getting very ugly,
very fast.
858
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:36,622
Why do you have to gaze out the window
when you're talking to me?
859
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,290
We're in uncharted territory now.
860
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:40,042
I mean,
if Kimmy ever found out about this--
861
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,126
Is that an English muffin?
862
00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:44,004
No.
863
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:46,006
It's not an English muffin.
864
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,382
Don't...
865
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:48,884
I just...
866
00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:53,847
Did you just slap me?
867
00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:56,475
You told me to slap you
if I ever saw you eating carbs.
868
00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,685
I did, but I didn't expect you
to actually do it.
869
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,647
-What if you left a permanent mark?
-Okay, stop talking about yourself,
870
00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:03,273
and tell me how to undo what I just did.
871
00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:06,193
You-- You can't undo it.
872
00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,362
You kissed him, and he kissed you back,
873
00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:10,614
which means girlfriend or not,
you've got a shot at this.
874
00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:12,616
You are forging ahead.
You are in the game.
875
00:49:12,699 --> 00:49:14,242
Just like General Custer.
876
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:15,494
General Custer,
877
00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:17,287
not who you think he is!
878
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:25,879
Hey, Dunkers.
879
00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:27,255
Are you awake?
880
00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:28,507
What? Yeah.
881
00:49:29,007 --> 00:49:30,175
Yeah, man, what's up?
882
00:49:31,134 --> 00:49:32,678
I have to confess something.
883
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:35,931
I cheated on Kimmy tonight.
884
00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:39,518
With Jodi, and she kissed me,
885
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,561
and I kissed her back, and I...
886
00:49:42,062 --> 00:49:43,647
I didn't pull away.
887
00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:46,733
Am I a horrible person?
888
00:49:47,943 --> 00:49:49,778
No, man.
889
00:49:51,154 --> 00:49:52,239
No. People...
890
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,951
These things happen.
People have minor lapses in judgment.
891
00:50:01,456 --> 00:50:02,416
How was it?
892
00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:08,296
It was different than when I kiss Kimmy.
893
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:11,174
It was really good, Dunkers.
It was intense and
894
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:13,927
-passionate, and I could feel her heart--
-Cool.
895
00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:16,179
That's enough, you can stop now.
896
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:20,308
So what should I do?
897
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,146
Uh... You know, man, look.
898
00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:25,230
Well...
899
00:50:27,232 --> 00:50:32,738
You're already in a relationship,
you know, so...
900
00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:34,531
So, um...
901
00:50:35,449 --> 00:50:38,660
I think you should probably
just focus on, you know,
902
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:42,789
nurturing, caring for and continuing...
903
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,167
that relationship.
904
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:48,253
Right, but Dunkers, what if I like Jodi
more than I like Kimmy?
905
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:51,715
Are you okay?
906
00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:53,842
Yeah. I'm fine.
907
00:50:53,925 --> 00:50:54,968
Good.
908
00:50:57,345 --> 00:50:59,222
Look, man, Jodi-- Jodi's great.
909
00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:00,766
Yeah.
910
00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,559
And, you know, she smells...
911
00:51:04,227 --> 00:51:06,313
like a late August midday sun-shower,
912
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:09,900
and she's got skin like sweet,
buttery whipped cream, but...
913
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:15,614
You, my friend, are dating the hottest,
914
00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:18,408
most popular, most sought-after girl
in the whole school, so,
915
00:51:19,159 --> 00:51:22,454
you know, if you keep that up,
you're in line to be Homecoming King.
916
00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:25,373
That's a-- You know, we don't
take that lightly around here.
917
00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:27,250
Right.
918
00:51:27,918 --> 00:51:29,544
Soon enough, you'll be back in Sweden
919
00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:33,215
and, you know,
you'll be living my life again. Ugh!
920
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:36,760
Right? So you should take advantage
of the moment, man.
921
00:51:36,843 --> 00:51:39,679
This is your chance to be Ingvar Krueger.
922
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,389
-Right.
-Yeah.
923
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,477
-But here's the thing.
-Mm-hm.
924
00:51:46,895 --> 00:51:49,397
-I could still be friends with Jodi?
-Eh...
925
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:51,108
-Really? No?
-I...
926
00:51:51,733 --> 00:51:55,112
I just think you might be...
That might lead her on,
927
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:59,032
you know, and it's probably best
for you to cut things off,
928
00:51:59,449 --> 00:52:00,617
just cold turkey.
929
00:52:00,700 --> 00:52:02,452
You know, it's the American way.
930
00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:04,704
Yes.
931
00:52:07,332 --> 00:52:08,291
All right.
932
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,919
-I'm-- I'm glad I have you, man.
-Yeah.
933
00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:13,505
I appreciate your honesty.
That means a lot to me.
934
00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,048
Mm-hm.
935
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:17,968
You kissed Stig?
936
00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:19,344
Could you keep your voice down?
937
00:52:19,427 --> 00:52:21,179
-Am I shouting?
-Yes.
938
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:24,349
Sorry. But it's a big deal,
your first kiss!
939
00:52:24,432 --> 00:52:26,434
So how was it? Give me the deets.
940
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:28,937
Pretty perfect.
941
00:52:29,020 --> 00:52:31,231
I mean, other than the fact
that he's dating someone else.
942
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,816
But am I a terrible person?
943
00:52:32,899 --> 00:52:35,193
No, you're not. She is.
944
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:37,571
She doesn't deserve him. You do.
945
00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:39,447
And I gotta say,
946
00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:40,907
I like new Jodi.
947
00:52:41,533 --> 00:52:42,576
New Jodi?
948
00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:45,662
"Face your fears" Jodi.
"Going after what you want" Jodi.
949
00:52:45,745 --> 00:52:48,582
"Look at me 'cause I look good" Jodi.
950
00:52:48,874 --> 00:52:50,542
it's about time you start following
your own advice.
951
00:52:50,917 --> 00:52:52,711
And when did I ever give that advice?
952
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:56,006
To me. When you convinced me
to stand up to my parents
953
00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:59,050
and tell them I wanted to go to fashion
school instead of becoming a doctor.
954
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,302
Ah. Right.
955
00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:04,139
Do you think they're ever gonna
forgive me about that?
956
00:53:04,556 --> 00:53:06,433
Oh, no. You're dead to them.
957
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:08,643
What's that girl trying to prove?
958
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:12,355
What, does she think makeup and
a new haircut's gonna make her less ugly?
959
00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,735
Do you think she's less ugly?
960
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:22,032
Uh, no, no. No. She's, like, you know,
the same amount of ugly, right?
961
00:53:22,657 --> 00:53:23,575
You're lying.
962
00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:24,993
Huh?
963
00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:26,912
All right, yeah. I mean, look at her.
964
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:31,249
Look at her, she's so confident
and feeling herself and...
965
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:34,294
She's like an independent woman
with golden locks.
966
00:53:35,253 --> 00:53:36,588
She looks kinda hot.
967
00:53:39,424 --> 00:53:40,800
Look, you better watch your back.
968
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,803
She should watch hers.
969
00:53:44,721 --> 00:53:45,972
Here he comes.
970
00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:02,739
What happened last night?
You didn't respond to my text messages.
971
00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:04,950
Uh...
972
00:54:05,367 --> 00:54:07,118
Yeah, that was funny, actually.
973
00:54:07,202 --> 00:54:09,496
I-- I left my phone on "off".
974
00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:10,413
Mm.
975
00:54:10,747 --> 00:54:11,915
Silent, I mean.
976
00:54:12,832 --> 00:54:14,542
No, I think it might be broken.
977
00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:20,382
Oh! Dunkers, man! We got a spot.
978
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,051
Uh, no, that's fine. I'm just gonna--
979
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:25,136
No, you're coming over here. Come on.
980
00:54:28,556 --> 00:54:29,557
Okay.
981
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,519
This is my roommate. This is Dunkers.
982
00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:34,354
Yeah, uh, well, my name's Dunkleman,
983
00:54:34,437 --> 00:54:37,816
and I feel like I'm more of a landlord
than a roommate, so...
984
00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:40,485
Landlord! You're so funny.
985
00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:42,195
He's actually very funny.
986
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:43,947
He does these impressions of people.
987
00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:45,073
What, impressions?
988
00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:46,324
-I don't think--
-The chef one.
989
00:54:46,408 --> 00:54:47,450
Gordon Ramsay.
990
00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:48,576
- I don't do--
- Let's see it.
991
00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:49,494
-Mm-hm.
-Let's see it!
992
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,329
-He's so good at this.
-Yeah, Gordon Ramsay.
993
00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,790
He's like, "You've
been braising that turkey for 15 minutes.
994
00:54:53,873 --> 00:54:54,833
Where's the lamb sauce?"
995
00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:58,336
No, do it. Come on, here. With this.
996
00:54:58,420 --> 00:54:59,504
-Oh, with the sushi?
-Yeah. Please.
997
00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:03,300
"Me nan could make
better sushi than this, and she's blind"!
998
00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,718
-Do the sandwich!
-"You donut."
999
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:06,303
This, I actually love the sandwich bit.
1000
00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:08,346
- "What are you"?
- I don't know!
1001
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,140
"An idiot sandwich"!
1002
00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,392
Kevin Hart, Kevin Hart!
1003
00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:15,437
- Sure, yeah, Kevin.
- In Sweden, they're crazy about this guy.
1004
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,230
All right, all right, all right!
1005
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:19,357
Yeah, you know Kevin, how he does that?
1006
00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:22,193
That's not a Matthew McConaughey thing.
Kevin did it first, actually.
1007
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,070
You know, walk up to him and he's like...
1008
00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,990
What am I watching?
1009
00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:28,825
Unclear.
1010
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,579
♪ All my people up
Plus the sky is up ♪
1011
00:55:33,830 --> 00:55:35,999
You're not really gonna eat Glutio's,
are you?
1012
00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:37,042
They taste like sawdust.
1013
00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:40,503
Well, I can't have gluten and so,
you know, kid's gotta snack.
1014
00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:44,090
How about... Try one of these?
1015
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:46,509
You're gluten-free?
1016
00:55:46,593 --> 00:55:47,802
Since 2012, baby.
1017
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:49,387
All right.
1018
00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,935
Hold up, no. That is not gluten-free.
1019
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,271
-Who makes these?
-Girls Gone Vegan on Chestnut Street.
1020
00:55:58,563 --> 00:55:59,564
I'll take you.
1021
00:56:01,441 --> 00:56:02,942
Where have you been my whole life?
1022
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,781
-I was talking to the cookie.
-Cookie. Yeah. Okay.
1023
00:56:08,698 --> 00:56:09,699
Keep it.
1024
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:18,083
So, what, am I not cool enough for you
to sit and have lunch with anymore?
1025
00:56:18,166 --> 00:56:19,417
No, I was just, um...
1026
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,962
Stig asked me to sit by him for lunch,
and I didn't want to be rude.
1027
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,383
Did he say anything to you
about me recently?
1028
00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:28,635
-Like what?
-I don't know.
1029
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:32,389
He just avoided me all day today, and I
thought we had a fun night last night.
1030
00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,141
-Yeah, I bet you did.
-Excuse me?
1031
00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:36,309
What? Nothing.
1032
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:38,353
He did say something. What did he say?
1033
00:56:38,436 --> 00:56:40,939
-I don't know.
-Excuse me, I'm talking to you.
1034
00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,358
What did he tell you?
1035
00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:47,320
-Well, he said you guys kissed, okay?
-He what?
1036
00:56:47,404 --> 00:56:48,863
You're going after a taken man, Jodi.
1037
00:56:48,947 --> 00:56:51,032
There's plenty of other guys out there,
available ones.
1038
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:52,325
Just tell me what he said.
1039
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:55,245
He said he didn't know who he liked more,
you or Kimmy.
1040
00:56:55,328 --> 00:56:56,704
He said that? Then what'd you say?
1041
00:56:56,788 --> 00:56:59,749
I merely implied that, you know,
maybe he should focus on the relationship
1042
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:01,376
he's already in with Kimmy.
1043
00:57:01,459 --> 00:57:04,921
Oh, so you're looking out for Kimmy now?
I thought you're supposed to be my friend.
1044
00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:06,005
I am your friend.
1045
00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,508
But if you can't have me, nobody can,
isn't that the idea?
1046
00:57:08,591 --> 00:57:10,051
Jodi, don't flatter yourself.
1047
00:57:10,135 --> 00:57:12,679
I actually have a date with Liz
to go to a gluten-free bakery.
1048
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,640
Mm. The start of the beginning
of no great love story ever.
1049
00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:18,101
You may find this hard to believe,
but I care about you
1050
00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:20,520
and I just want to make sure
that you don't get hurt.
1051
00:57:24,232 --> 00:57:25,358
Ow!
1052
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,195
What's happened to you?
1053
00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:30,822
Biking's for losers.
1054
00:57:31,322 --> 00:57:32,490
Hey, can I...
1055
00:57:32,991 --> 00:57:33,908
Can I talk to you?
1056
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:35,952
Yeah, sure. Come in.
1057
00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,415
So, uh...
1058
00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:41,875
What's up?
1059
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:46,421
Oh, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry
that I kissed you last night.
1060
00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:48,423
-Oh, uh, that's okay.
-No.
1061
00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:52,093
It's not. I mean, you have a girlfriend,
and I basically threw myself at you,
1062
00:57:52,177 --> 00:57:55,054
which is probably why you...
blew me off today.
1063
00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:57,265
I just didn't know what to say, honestly.
1064
00:57:57,348 --> 00:57:59,100
No, no, no,
you don't have to say anything.
1065
00:57:59,767 --> 00:58:02,729
You know, in fact, feel free
to just keep blowing me off.
1066
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:04,314
Really?
1067
00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:05,607
-Yeah.
-Why?
1068
00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:10,612
Because if you don't, then I'm just gonna
get my hopes up about happy endings
1069
00:58:10,695 --> 00:58:14,824
that only happen in movies
with actresses that are under six feet.
1070
00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:19,037
I-- I'd still like to be friends,
Jodi, at least.
1071
00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:21,414
Right, yeah. Friends, like,
1072
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:23,500
let's just forget that we kissed
and move on
1073
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:25,335
-like nothing ever happened.
-Yeah.
1074
00:58:25,418 --> 00:58:26,794
-We could do that, right?
-Right.
1075
00:58:26,878 --> 00:58:28,087
Yeah, yeah, totally.
1076
00:58:28,171 --> 00:58:29,088
Oh, great.
1077
00:58:29,172 --> 00:58:30,673
-Yeah, great.
-Good, good.
1078
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:31,841
-Awesome.
-Um...
1079
00:58:32,717 --> 00:58:34,219
I...
1080
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:35,303
High five.
1081
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,806
-Pfft. Higher five.
-Oh.
1082
00:58:53,071 --> 00:58:54,697
Okay, so then how did this end?
1083
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,449
Other than a few scratches, he's fine,
1084
00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:58,368
but we're not on speaking terms
at the moment.
1085
00:58:58,743 --> 00:59:01,496
-Is this your first fight ever?
-I think so.
1086
00:59:01,579 --> 00:59:04,290
He didn't even start the day off
with one of his cheesy pickup lines.
1087
00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,918
So what are you gonna do
about Stig?
1088
00:59:07,752 --> 00:59:10,171
Nothing. He made his choice.
1089
00:59:10,255 --> 00:59:12,131
You don't need him. There'll be more.
1090
00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:13,508
Yeah, well,
1091
00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:16,928
me not getting the guy was always
how this was supposed to end.
1092
00:59:21,808 --> 00:59:22,934
Forget about them.
1093
00:59:23,017 --> 00:59:24,060
Let's go dance.
1094
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:25,645
Jodi.
1095
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:27,730
Get in here.
1096
00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:28,731
Pass.
1097
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:32,610
Not dancing to your high school marching
band before homecoming is bad juju.
1098
00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:34,153
I'll risk it.
1099
00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:00,221
Hey, Jodi.
1100
01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:01,931
We need to talk.
1101
01:00:03,099 --> 01:00:03,975
About what?
1102
01:00:04,058 --> 01:00:04,934
About a guy.
1103
01:00:05,310 --> 01:00:07,770
It's come to my attention,
is very into you.
1104
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:10,189
-Look, I did not mean for anything--
-Schnipper.
1105
01:00:11,858 --> 01:00:12,692
Schnipper?
1106
01:00:13,860 --> 01:00:14,819
He digs your new look.
1107
01:00:15,236 --> 01:00:16,946
We're all going
to the escape room on Friday,
1108
01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,156
and you should come.
1109
01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:20,283
Okay, I'm not falling
for another one of your tricks.
1110
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:23,202
It's not a trick.
He told me to come over and invite you.
1111
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,288
And why should I believe you?
1112
01:00:25,371 --> 01:00:27,415
'Cause I know I haven't always been
the nicest to you,
1113
01:00:27,498 --> 01:00:30,126
but consider this
my way of making it up to you.
1114
01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:31,711
Bye.
1115
01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:39,469
What did that biatch want?
1116
01:00:39,552 --> 01:00:41,763
She just invited me to hang out
Friday night.
1117
01:00:42,221 --> 01:00:44,891
-Why?
-Because apparently Schnipper likes me.
1118
01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:47,518
-They're messing with you again.
-Yeah. That's what I thought.
1119
01:00:48,311 --> 01:00:50,229
But she sounded kind of genuine.
1120
01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:51,939
Oh, you're dreaming.
1121
01:00:52,273 --> 01:00:54,901
Is it really that hard to believe
that Schnipper would like me?
1122
01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:55,943
Yes.
1123
01:00:56,152 --> 01:00:58,321
All the guy does is make fun of you.
1124
01:00:58,404 --> 01:01:01,783
And even if it were true, why would you
wanna go out with Schnipper?
1125
01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:06,663
Maybe if Stig saw that I moved on,
he would realize that he made a mistake.
1126
01:01:06,746 --> 01:01:09,165
Okay, but we have tickets to
Tank and the Bangas on Friday.
1127
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,626
And I'm sure you can find
someone else to go with.
1128
01:01:12,627 --> 01:01:14,879
Wow, so now you're flaking on me?
1129
01:01:15,546 --> 01:01:18,132
Why are you giving me
such a hard time about this?
1130
01:01:18,216 --> 01:01:21,719
Why are you acting so crazy over a guy
who, you just admitted two minutes ago,
1131
01:01:21,803 --> 01:01:22,845
was never going to happen?
1132
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,139
Do you really need validation that badly?
1133
01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,683
If you're not going to have my back,
1134
01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:29,602
I would really just prefer
you keep your opinions to yourself.
1135
01:01:33,564 --> 01:01:35,608
Don't worry, I will.
1136
01:01:58,005 --> 01:01:59,173
Welcome
1137
01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:02,635
to Maison Voodoo.
1138
01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:05,888
It was there
1139
01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,975
where me and my entire clan were murdered
1140
01:02:09,809 --> 01:02:11,519
just last night.
1141
01:02:12,478 --> 01:02:15,231
Now, you have exactly one hour--
1142
01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:18,234
To hunt for clues, find the killer,
meet the same fate, blah, blah, blah.
1143
01:02:18,317 --> 01:02:19,944
It's not our first rodeo. Just let us in.
1144
01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,615
Whatever. I get paid either way.
1145
01:02:24,699 --> 01:02:26,117
Uh, wait right there.
1146
01:02:28,953 --> 01:02:31,956
So, where's
the Homecoming hangout this year?
1147
01:02:37,628 --> 01:02:38,463
Uh...
1148
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:42,592
I mean, well, my mom's going out of town
on a yoga retreat that weekend,
1149
01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:45,511
so I guess I can have
a little get-together at mine.
1150
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:46,512
-Are you serious?
-Yeah.
1151
01:02:46,596 --> 01:02:47,764
That's perfect.
1152
01:02:47,847 --> 01:02:49,056
Party at Dunkleman's!
1153
01:02:49,140 --> 01:02:50,224
No, no, get-together.
1154
01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:53,102
-Party!
-Get-together!
1155
01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,396
-Get-together.
-Party, party, party! Party.
1156
01:02:56,022 --> 01:02:57,899
Get-together. I said...
You guys heard me, right?
1157
01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:00,860
-It's a party.
-Get...
1158
01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:02,028
-Hello?
-Mm-hm.
1159
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:05,448
What?
1160
01:03:06,365 --> 01:03:08,367
Oh. Uh, okay. All right.
1161
01:03:09,827 --> 01:03:11,496
First clue's in the parlor upstairs.
1162
01:03:11,913 --> 01:03:13,915
Stiggy. Stiggy, come on.
1163
01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:20,254
So, since when do you throw parties
or get-togethers?
1164
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:22,965
Well, I'm hanging out with
a pretty popular crew now,
1165
01:03:23,049 --> 01:03:24,383
so it's sort of expected of me.
1166
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,636
-Wow, good for you.
-Thank you.
1167
01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:31,015
♪ Open my heart to my surprise ♪
1168
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:34,560
♪ This is the time
This is the night ♪
1169
01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:38,105
♪ I'm feeling like
A hundred dollar bill, yeah ♪
1170
01:03:38,439 --> 01:03:40,441
♪ Doin' it for the thrill, yeah ♪
1171
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:44,529
♪ No time to waste when time is money
Win the race, yeah ♪
1172
01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:47,740
♪ Oh, oh
Yeah, na na na ♪
1173
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,617
♪ Yeah, na na na na ♪
1174
01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:52,203
♪ We won't ever quit
Tell me ♪
1175
01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:53,704
♪ Are you ready for it ♪
1176
01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:01,379
♪ Are you ready for it ♪
1177
01:04:03,923 --> 01:04:05,091
Guys, I'm tired.
1178
01:04:05,716 --> 01:04:06,551
Let's take a break.
1179
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,470
- But we only have 12 minutes left.
- Plenty of time to escape.
1180
01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:13,182
Plus we have this whole room to ourselves.
Might as well take advantage of it.
1181
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:25,152
♪ So you can go around the block
Or watch what'll happen ♪
1182
01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,112
Hey.
1183
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,948
♪ Might as well get flattened by a car ♪
1184
01:04:29,031 --> 01:04:32,201
♪ You wouldn't let me drive it anyway
Anyway ♪
1185
01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:34,912
♪ I will have to prove myself ♪
1186
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:36,205
♪ Someday ♪
1187
01:04:36,747 --> 01:04:40,293
♪ One day I'm gonna be a big kid ♪
1188
01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:43,129
♪ Big car, big house, big money ♪
1189
01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:46,382
♪ One day I'm gonna be a big kid ♪
1190
01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:54,599
♪ Someday you will see me put together ♪
1191
01:04:57,059 --> 01:04:58,185
Okay, yeah.
1192
01:04:58,519 --> 01:04:59,395
I can't do this.
1193
01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:01,522
Why not? You guys make such a cute couple.
1194
01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:05,443
Okay, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna go.
1195
01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:15,411
Not the way out.
1196
01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:22,877
Neither is that.
1197
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,880
- Well, if you're gonna go, go.
- I'm trying.
1198
01:06:08,422 --> 01:06:09,340
Thanks for meeting me.
1199
01:06:09,632 --> 01:06:10,466
Sure.
1200
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:13,344
What was so important
you needed to meet in private?
1201
01:06:13,761 --> 01:06:17,723
Well, you know that whole plan we had
about, "Let's forget we kissed"?
1202
01:06:18,265 --> 01:06:19,100
Yeah.
1203
01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:20,851
I hate that plan.
1204
01:06:21,477 --> 01:06:23,854
It's a really terrible plan that we made.
1205
01:06:24,188 --> 01:06:25,147
I, uh...
1206
01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,441
I mean, it means I have to see you
kissing Schnipper--
1207
01:06:27,525 --> 01:06:30,111
Which is never gonna happen again.
1208
01:06:30,194 --> 01:06:32,405
-Thank God.
-I honestly did that to make you jealous.
1209
01:06:32,697 --> 01:06:33,948
Well, that worked.
1210
01:06:34,198 --> 01:06:36,826
Genius on my part, then.
1211
01:06:37,118 --> 01:06:38,160
Look, Jodi, I...
1212
01:06:38,911 --> 01:06:41,580
I'll end it with Kimmy
if it means I can be with you.
1213
01:06:42,957 --> 01:06:45,501
I was thinking I would do it tonight,
and, um...
1214
01:06:45,960 --> 01:06:47,712
maybe we could meet up after?
1215
01:06:49,463 --> 01:06:51,549
I, uh, I-- I can't tonight.
1216
01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,676
It's my sister's pageant.
1217
01:06:54,510 --> 01:06:55,511
Right.
1218
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,889
I mean, unless you want to be my plus-one.
1219
01:06:59,557 --> 01:07:00,933
You mean, like, a date?
1220
01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:03,936
Yeah, like a date.
1221
01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,023
I'd love to.
1222
01:07:07,106 --> 01:07:09,316
And then we could go
to Dunker's party together.
1223
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:10,901
But on one condition.
1224
01:07:11,485 --> 01:07:13,446
You be my date
1225
01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:15,364
for Homecoming?
1226
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,159
Yes, of course.
1227
01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:24,415
So, Stig is coming with you tonight,
1228
01:07:24,498 --> 01:07:26,542
-and he asked you to Homecoming?
-That's right.
1229
01:07:26,625 --> 01:07:30,212
Okay, this is all possible because he's
breaking up with Kimmy to be with you?
1230
01:07:30,838 --> 01:07:33,007
Which I feel bad about, but...
1231
01:07:33,632 --> 01:07:35,259
yeah, he is.
1232
01:07:37,928 --> 01:07:39,013
What-- What's wrong?
1233
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:42,725
Nothing. Nothing's--
Nothing's wrong. Um...
1234
01:07:43,642 --> 01:07:44,935
Y-- You know, it was just...
1235
01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:46,729
I don't know. It was...
1236
01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:49,356
It was nice when
you needed me for something.
1237
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,651
We'll probably just go back to
you never needing me for anything again.
1238
01:07:53,694 --> 01:07:54,570
What do you mean?
1239
01:07:55,237 --> 01:07:57,031
Well, up until last month,
1240
01:07:57,114 --> 01:07:58,991
you've never really needed my help
for anything.
1241
01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:03,412
Well, I-- I wanted to, you know,
talk to you about stuff, but...
1242
01:08:04,163 --> 01:08:05,206
Why didn't you?
1243
01:08:06,207 --> 01:08:07,750
I don't know, just because
1244
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,461
you were just busy with all your pageants,
1245
01:08:10,544 --> 01:08:12,880
and I just figured
that you weren't interested.
1246
01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:17,093
You mean more to me
1247
01:08:17,843 --> 01:08:19,220
than any stupid crown.
1248
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:24,225
Then I guess I will come to you
about stuff, then.
1249
01:08:25,725 --> 01:08:26,644
Okay.
1250
01:08:27,853 --> 01:08:28,854
Okay.
1251
01:08:29,563 --> 01:08:30,439
Yeah.
1252
01:08:31,107 --> 01:08:32,942
I mean, who else would I talk to?
1253
01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:36,069
You're my... You're my big sister.
1254
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,282
You're my big little sister.
1255
01:08:41,617 --> 01:08:42,743
That's me.
1256
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,968
So, where is he?
1257
01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:01,845
Late, obviously.
1258
01:09:01,929 --> 01:09:04,348
-But he's definitely coming?
-Yes, he's coming.
1259
01:09:04,598 --> 01:09:07,768
Okay, sorry.
We're just so excited to meet him.
1260
01:09:08,185 --> 01:09:09,812
Okay, please don't embarrass me.
1261
01:09:10,645 --> 01:09:11,522
Never.
1262
01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:12,773
Yeah.
1263
01:09:15,943 --> 01:09:17,653
I'm so going to embarrass her.
1264
01:09:17,736 --> 01:09:18,737
Me, too!
1265
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,910
Ladies and Gentleman,
your Teen Miss Louisiana contestants!
1266
01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:27,328
♪ I know you like what you see ♪
1267
01:09:27,412 --> 01:09:29,790
♪ I bet you heard about me ♪
1268
01:09:29,874 --> 01:09:32,251
♪ Stuck in your head like a dream ♪
1269
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,505
♪ You know you need someone fast ♪
1270
01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,883
♪ So good you keep comin' back ♪
1271
01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:41,676
♪ Turn off you can't miss the party ♪
1272
01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:09,997
♪ Don't need no water
I'm still gonna grow ♪
1273
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:14,543
♪ Girl got no problem sleepin'
Everything peach ♪
1274
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:18,756
♪ Check my credit, check my karma
And you'll see what I mean ♪
1275
01:10:18,839 --> 01:10:20,883
♪ Just move to the beat
Feel it in my feet ♪
1276
01:10:20,966 --> 01:10:23,385
♪ Dance, dance in the street
All eyes on me ♪
1277
01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,888
♪ 'Cause I get what I want
I get what I want ♪
1278
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:27,556
♪ Yeah, I get what I want ♪
1279
01:10:28,265 --> 01:10:30,434
♪ Don't tell me no
I'm still gonna go ♪
1280
01:10:30,517 --> 01:10:32,811
♪ Just tell me yes
Let me see you work ♪
1281
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:34,980
♪ 'Cause I get what I want
I get what I want ♪
1282
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:37,024
♪ Yeah, I get what I want
I get what I want ♪
1283
01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:39,735
♪ Get it, got it, good ♪
1284
01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:44,740
Miss Harper Kreyman everyone!
1285
01:10:51,121 --> 01:10:54,083
I guess the one way that I would work
to make the world a better place
1286
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:57,628
is by using
my hotel management skills, which...
1287
01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:01,298
Where is he?
1288
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:03,175
Don't worry.
1289
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:11,058
...which is all about
meeting and exceeding
1290
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,060
guest expectations.
1291
01:11:13,143 --> 01:11:14,853
Now, wouldn't it be great
1292
01:11:15,312 --> 01:11:19,066
if we could meet and exceed
guest expectations...
1293
01:11:22,861 --> 01:11:25,489
in the ongoing Middle East conflict?
1294
01:11:32,037 --> 01:11:33,247
Thank you so much.
1295
01:11:49,763 --> 01:11:52,224
In your face, Miss Teen Shreveport!
1296
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:54,518
Oh. Oh!
1297
01:11:59,064 --> 01:12:01,191
I'm gonna kill that kid when I see him.
1298
01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:02,568
Don't talk like that.
1299
01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,862
I'm serious.
I'm gonna run over Stig with the car.
1300
01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:06,322
Okay, then you'll go to jail.
1301
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,991
Yeah, well, then I'll do my time
like a man, because
1302
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:12,077
no one stands up my daughter, you hear me?
No one stands up my daughter!
1303
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,746
Watch the road!
1304
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:16,874
Sorry.
1305
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:22,796
Nobody!
1306
01:12:23,797 --> 01:12:26,342
♪ Roll up in the club
And it's a big thunderstorm ♪
1307
01:12:26,425 --> 01:12:28,302
♪ All eyez on me hot gyal protocol ♪
1308
01:12:28,385 --> 01:12:31,180
♪ The place a kick up bere dust
When we're gone ♪
1309
01:12:31,263 --> 01:12:33,557
♪ Defibrillator shock them... clear ♪
1310
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,392
♪ We work hard and we play hard ♪
1311
01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:37,686
♪ Problems when we roll out
Me and mi squad ♪
1312
01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:40,064
♪ All if the cash done
Me draw me black card ♪
1313
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,274
♪ From Africa to yard
Me set the standard ♪
1314
01:12:42,358 --> 01:12:45,778
♪ We chipping and chopping
And pimping and popping and flying ♪
1315
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:47,488
♪ And yachting no we not stopping no ♪
1316
01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:51,283
♪ Country hopping layovers for shopping
No shakiness no flopping ♪
1317
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:55,371
♪ We causing mayhem
Everybody causing mayhem ♪
1318
01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,789
♪ Yes, it's a problem ♪
1319
01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:59,208
♪ Jump around and blaze off the ceiling ♪
1320
01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:01,085
♪ When we come we set off alarm ♪
1321
01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:04,880
♪ Mayhem
Everybody causing mayhem ♪
1322
01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:06,215
♪ Yes, it's the weekend ♪
1323
01:13:06,298 --> 01:13:08,717
♪ Jump around and blaze off the ceiling ♪
1324
01:13:10,135 --> 01:13:11,011
Jodi.
1325
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,932
Ah, Jodi, I'm-- I'm sorry.
Can I explain, please?
1326
01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:16,266
Please, yeah, explain.
1327
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:18,477
I had to help Dunkers
with the party all day,
1328
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:20,437
and then people started showing up early,
1329
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,815
and, I don't know, it got crazy.
1330
01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,734
And honestly, I lost track of time.
I'm sorry.
1331
01:13:27,319 --> 01:13:28,654
Okay, so,
1332
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,781
did you talk to Kimmy?
1333
01:13:31,865 --> 01:13:34,993
I was going to, I was, but then she kept
getting pulled into conversations,
1334
01:13:35,077 --> 01:13:37,037
and I wanted, like,
a quiet moment to do it,
1335
01:13:37,121 --> 01:13:39,415
-you know? So I just--
-Stig, Stig, quick selfie, dude.
1336
01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:41,667
Yeah. All right, yeah.
1337
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,544
-Nice! Yes! Love you, bro.
-Does it work?
1338
01:13:43,627 --> 01:13:45,087
All right. Yeah, you too, man!
1339
01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:49,633
What?
1340
01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:51,468
You're not breaking up with Kimmy.
1341
01:13:52,052 --> 01:13:53,345
You never were.
1342
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:54,638
Jodi, why would you say that?
1343
01:13:54,721 --> 01:13:56,849
Because you like being the popular guy.
1344
01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:02,229
Much more than you like me, so...
1345
01:14:02,312 --> 01:14:04,148
No. Jodi.
1346
01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,607
Hey, come on. Come back.
1347
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,776
Stig, over here, man.
You gotta check this out.
1348
01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,870
Do you... Do you have a date yet?
1349
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:19,830
I do not.
1350
01:14:21,039 --> 01:14:22,416
Do you want to go with me?
1351
01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:24,668
I do, yeah.
1352
01:14:28,922 --> 01:14:29,965
And I don't.
1353
01:14:31,717 --> 01:14:32,759
I do and I don't.
1354
01:14:33,093 --> 01:14:35,262
I'm confused. I thought you liked me.
1355
01:14:35,345 --> 01:14:37,431
I do, I do. I'm just, uh...
1356
01:14:39,016 --> 01:14:40,142
sorta in love...
1357
01:14:41,435 --> 01:14:42,561
with somebody else.
1358
01:14:44,521 --> 01:14:45,397
I know.
1359
01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,775
-What?
-Yeah.
1360
01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:50,986
I see the way that you look at Jodi.
1361
01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:55,491
So why aren't you guys together?
1362
01:14:57,784 --> 01:15:00,996
Um, I don't-- I don't know.
I guess I'm just not her type.
1363
01:15:01,079 --> 01:15:04,791
So you're gonna spend the rest of
your life waiting until you are her type?
1364
01:15:05,834 --> 01:15:08,962
If that's what it takes, then, yeah.
1365
01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:11,673
Okay.
1366
01:15:13,217 --> 01:15:15,010
I'm sorry. I know you must hate me.
1367
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,512
I'm bummed.
1368
01:15:17,304 --> 01:15:18,722
But I don't hate you.
1369
01:15:21,433 --> 01:15:23,143
Your art, though, that, I hate.
1370
01:15:23,727 --> 01:15:25,979
I hate that.
1371
01:15:35,489 --> 01:15:37,074
...fluctuates in this part of the boat.
1372
01:15:37,157 --> 01:15:41,495
They can grow or decline
based on tiny changes in current,
1373
01:15:41,578 --> 01:15:43,580
temperature or even water temperature.
1374
01:15:43,664 --> 01:15:45,499
Only time will tell if these new efforts--
1375
01:16:13,986 --> 01:16:14,945
Jodi?
1376
01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:16,655
You okay?
1377
01:16:22,202 --> 01:16:23,745
Don't worry. I'm not gonna...
1378
01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,707
say anything or do anything to upset you.
1379
01:16:26,790 --> 01:16:27,874
I just, uh...
1380
01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:33,839
just wanna tell you I love you.
1381
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,138
And, uh...
1382
01:16:43,890 --> 01:16:46,059
I'm here if you need me, okay?
1383
01:18:55,397 --> 01:18:58,567
The gnome and the sunflower.
Classic.
1384
01:19:23,133 --> 01:19:25,719
Oh, my God!
1385
01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:27,012
What are you doing here?
1386
01:19:27,387 --> 01:19:29,014
Harper said I could come in.
1387
01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:31,933
Okay, yeah, come in, not,
"Touch Jodi's hair
1388
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,060
-while she's trying to sleep."
-Oh, my God.
1389
01:19:34,144 --> 01:19:35,854
Since when do you know karate?
1390
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:39,399
My mom. She made me take
self-defense classes a few years ago
1391
01:19:39,483 --> 01:19:41,067
when that serial killer was on the loose.
1392
01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:42,903
Okay, what are you doing here?
1393
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,323
-I--
-And-- And what happened to your eye?
1394
01:19:46,406 --> 01:19:50,786
Last night took a crazy turn,
and, um, I-- I took a spill,
1395
01:19:50,869 --> 01:19:52,454
but I'm... ...I'm fine.
1396
01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:54,039
-Does it hurt?
-Not...
1397
01:19:54,456 --> 01:19:55,999
Not so much, um...
1398
01:19:56,917 --> 01:20:01,004
My mom asked me the exact same thing when
she came home a day early from her retreat
1399
01:20:01,087 --> 01:20:03,340
and then grounded me
for wrecking the house.
1400
01:20:05,425 --> 01:20:07,093
-So...
-Yikes.
1401
01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:09,095
So, uh...
1402
01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:11,765
no more Homecoming for me.
1403
01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:16,520
Sorry.
1404
01:20:17,020 --> 01:20:20,899
You have nothing to apologize for.
1405
01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:26,363
I haven't been the best friend recently.
1406
01:20:28,532 --> 01:20:30,659
And, uh, I am sorry.
1407
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,121
But I got you a present.
1408
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,290
To hopefully...
1409
01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,418
try and make up for it.
1410
01:20:40,794 --> 01:20:42,462
So I'm not gonna say anything else.
1411
01:20:42,546 --> 01:20:44,089
-Just open it.
-Okay.
1412
01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:46,508
I-- I like the box.
1413
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:49,427
Open it.
1414
01:20:59,145 --> 01:21:00,355
-High heels.
-Mm-hm.
1415
01:21:00,689 --> 01:21:04,693
They're from a specialty drag queen store
called Scream Queens.
1416
01:21:04,776 --> 01:21:06,194
It's this great place,
1417
01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:07,529
and they gave me a gift card,
1418
01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:10,073
so if I come in, like, nine more times,
I get a free pair.
1419
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,034
They're, uh, beautiful.
1420
01:21:13,118 --> 01:21:14,077
Thank you.
1421
01:21:14,536 --> 01:21:16,538
But I'm never gonna wear them.
1422
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:17,664
Okay.
1423
01:21:18,331 --> 01:21:19,374
Just keep 'em,
1424
01:21:19,916 --> 01:21:20,917
just in case.
1425
01:21:22,252 --> 01:21:23,169
Why?
1426
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,756
I am glad you asked that, actually.
Let me paint you a picture.
1427
01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,508
-Please don't--
-No, no, no, stick with me here.
1428
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,844
We're three years in the future.
1429
01:21:30,927 --> 01:21:32,429
You are at some
1430
01:21:32,929 --> 01:21:37,017
nice college in the Midwest,
Northwestern, maybe Notre Dame.
1431
01:21:38,059 --> 01:21:38,977
And...
1432
01:21:40,228 --> 01:21:41,187
you meet some...
1433
01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:43,356
taller-than-you
1434
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:44,941
nice guy...
1435
01:21:47,569 --> 01:21:49,696
and he really likes you because
1436
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:51,740
of how kind you are.
1437
01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:56,286
And he likes how you sit up front
with your Uber drivers
1438
01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:58,705
'cause you don't want them
to be lonely and...
1439
01:22:00,624 --> 01:22:04,044
how you hate raisins but love Raisin Bran,
1440
01:22:04,127 --> 01:22:05,545
which doesn't make any sense to me.
1441
01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,547
But again, maybe he likes it.
1442
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,761
And he asks you out on a date.
1443
01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:16,389
And you wanna wear your heels.
1444
01:22:17,432 --> 01:22:19,643
And then you try and go out and buy some,
1445
01:22:19,726 --> 01:22:22,270
and you can't get any
'cause there's a snowstorm outside.
1446
01:22:22,354 --> 01:22:25,106
So you think back to this moment
and you go, "Damn.
1447
01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:30,695
I should have kept those heels that
Dunkleman gave me just in case."
1448
01:22:41,623 --> 01:22:44,042
It wouldn't work out with the guy.
It wouldn't. Yeah.
1449
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:46,461
-Right.
-But you'd look amazing, so...
1450
01:22:50,256 --> 01:22:51,174
Thank you.
1451
01:22:53,468 --> 01:22:54,344
Yeah, no problem.
1452
01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:38,013
Hey, Dunkleman, crazy party, huh?
1453
01:23:38,096 --> 01:23:41,099
Well, I just wanted to document it
just as a reminder
1454
01:23:41,182 --> 01:23:43,893
in case you ever think
about throwing a party again.
1455
01:23:44,269 --> 01:23:45,103
Stig.
1456
01:23:45,937 --> 01:23:48,481
What were you and Jodi talking about
in the kitchen earlier?
1457
01:23:48,565 --> 01:23:49,858
Seemed kind of important.
1458
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:57,907
Uh, I-- I messed with her.
1459
01:23:57,991 --> 01:24:00,452
Yeah, Kimmy, I messed with her,
and-- and she was pissed at me.
1460
01:24:00,744 --> 01:24:02,495
- What'd you do?
- Uh...
1461
01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:04,706
Okay, so she came over here the other day,
1462
01:24:04,789 --> 01:24:07,375
and she was saying that the reason
that she left the escape room was
1463
01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:09,961
because she couldn't stand to see me
with, uh, somebody else.
1464
01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:14,007
So, basically just saying
that she's, uh, secretly in love with me.
1465
01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:16,217
What?
1466
01:24:16,301 --> 01:24:18,720
Confessing love?
Dude, that's, like, totally lame.
1467
01:24:18,803 --> 01:24:20,555
Like, I'm definitely
not in love with Jodi.
1468
01:24:21,347 --> 01:24:23,433
Right, so anyways,
I couldn't get her to leave,
1469
01:24:23,516 --> 01:24:24,768
so just to get her off my back,
1470
01:24:24,851 --> 01:24:26,561
I said, "Yeah,
I'll meet up with you tonight.
1471
01:24:26,644 --> 01:24:29,814
We can talk more about it." But, uh...
But I-- I totally stood her up.
1472
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,192
Man! My guy!
1473
01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:33,485
Sauvage, bro.
1474
01:24:33,568 --> 01:24:34,444
Hey!
1475
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,321
Dunkers!
1476
01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,032
Dunkers, what's your--
1477
01:24:40,825 --> 01:24:42,327
Sauvage, bro.
1478
01:24:42,410 --> 01:24:43,495
Hey.
1479
01:24:43,578 --> 01:24:44,746
-What're you--
-Dunkers.
1480
01:24:46,206 --> 01:24:47,832
Dunkers, what's your problem, man?
1481
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,375
You are, man, you are.
1482
01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:52,378
When I met you,
you were genuinely a super nice guy, man.
1483
01:24:52,462 --> 01:24:53,963
But you've turned into such a jerk.
1484
01:24:54,047 --> 01:24:56,549
You're talking trash about Jodi
to all these people in public,
1485
01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,969
but when we're in private, man,
you're confessing your love for her to me.
1486
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:03,014
The crazy thing is you don't even
know a thing about her, man.
1487
01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:05,350
What's her birthday, huh?
What's her middle name?
1488
01:25:05,433 --> 01:25:07,435
What's her favorite color?
What color are her eyes, man?
1489
01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:09,813
-Green.
-No, they're not, they're blue.
1490
01:25:10,230 --> 01:25:14,275
I mean, Jodi has so much to offer.
She's the best person that I know.
1491
01:25:14,359 --> 01:25:17,153
I bet you didn't even know
she's reading the list of 100 best books
1492
01:25:17,237 --> 01:25:18,738
before she turns 21, did you know that?
1493
01:25:18,822 --> 01:25:19,989
And that's what's so funny,
1494
01:25:20,073 --> 01:25:23,034
is you think you're so much cooler
than her, but you're not.
1495
01:25:23,451 --> 01:25:25,453
You guys, none of you guys are.
You think...
1496
01:25:25,829 --> 01:25:28,623
She is so much cooler
than all of you guys combined.
1497
01:25:28,957 --> 01:25:31,376
Yeah, well, she's also taller
than all of us combined, so...
1498
01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,086
- Yeah.
- Hey--
1499
01:25:34,170 --> 01:25:35,171
Dunkers!
1500
01:25:35,797 --> 01:25:37,132
Oh, my God, Dunkers, you okay!
1501
01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,093
Hey, fellas, come on now, come on!
1502
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,804
Come on! Take it easy!
1503
01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:45,223
Guys! Guys, stop!
1504
01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:01,739
♪ I don't know what to say to you ♪
1505
01:26:01,823 --> 01:26:03,575
♪ To get it through your head ♪
1506
01:26:04,117 --> 01:26:07,412
♪ You are watering your roots ♪
1507
01:26:07,495 --> 01:26:09,747
♪ With every tear that's shed ♪
1508
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:12,750
♪ And you'll grow by the day ♪
1509
01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:15,503
♪ Above what they say to you ♪
1510
01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:18,798
♪ Because at the height of everything ♪
1511
01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:21,176
♪ Is a beautiful view ♪
1512
01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:24,012
♪ You're a light so let it shine ♪
1513
01:26:24,095 --> 01:26:26,890
♪ Let it shine up in the sky ♪
1514
01:26:26,973 --> 01:26:30,059
♪ 'Cause my star it is your time ♪
1515
01:26:30,143 --> 01:26:31,477
♪ It is your time ♪
1516
01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:35,148
♪ Stand tall for a lifetime ♪
1517
01:26:35,231 --> 01:26:38,526
♪ You got more
You got more to give ♪
1518
01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,862
♪ Let all of your light shine ♪
1519
01:26:40,945 --> 01:26:43,656
♪ And your eyes are over it ♪
1520
01:26:51,539 --> 01:26:54,626
♪ I'm so electric
I got sunshine in my feet ♪
1521
01:26:55,877 --> 01:26:59,255
♪ A whole new perspective
New possibilities ♪
1522
01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:02,800
♪ Show me your war
I've gone through it ♪
1523
01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:07,388
♪ Ain't scared at all
I'm gonna do it ♪
1524
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,642
♪ So don't ♪
1525
01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,060
♪ Don't pass it up ♪
1526
01:27:12,143 --> 01:27:14,771
♪ Let's go ♪
1527
01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:15,772
♪ Let's fire it up ♪
1528
01:27:15,855 --> 01:27:19,192
♪ This is as good
As good as it gets ♪
1529
01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:23,571
♪ We'll feel all night
Ain't got no regrets ♪
1530
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:27,700
♪ We'll just keep on movin'
Till there ain't nothin' left ♪
1531
01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:31,579
♪ Feels like my heart could beat
Right out of my chest ♪
1532
01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:34,207
♪ This is as good as it gets ♪
1533
01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,877
♪ Yeah
As good as it gets ♪
1534
01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,879
All right, Ruby Bridges High.
1535
01:27:40,296 --> 01:27:42,966
This is the moment
you've all been waiting for,
1536
01:27:43,383 --> 01:27:47,845
the announcement
of your Homecoming King and Queen.
1537
01:27:50,014 --> 01:27:52,892
And to read the names,
please help me welcome to the stage
1538
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:57,647
Ruby Bridges alum and recently-crowned
Teen Miss Louisiana,
1539
01:27:58,189 --> 01:27:59,857
Harper Kreyman.
1540
01:28:04,529 --> 01:28:06,656
Thank you, students. Hello.
1541
01:28:06,739 --> 01:28:09,742
And Principal Preston,
may I just say, you look fantastic.
1542
01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:12,495
Have you lost weight or something?
What is it?
1543
01:28:12,745 --> 01:28:13,830
We'll talk later.
1544
01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:17,917
And now, without further ado,
your Homecoming King and Queen.
1545
01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:20,253
Thank you.
1546
01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:24,048
And the winner is...
1547
01:28:27,176 --> 01:28:28,052
Um...
1548
01:28:28,845 --> 01:28:29,804
You sure?
1549
01:28:29,887 --> 01:28:31,806
-That's what they told me.
-We're sure.
1550
01:28:33,516 --> 01:28:35,518
Kimmy Stitcher and Stig Mohlin.
1551
01:28:45,903 --> 01:28:47,322
Thank you so much!
1552
01:28:52,910 --> 01:28:54,912
Thank you! Thank you, thank you!
1553
01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,540
Thank you! Who would've ever thought?
1554
01:28:57,623 --> 01:28:59,792
Everyone, thank you so much! Oh, no?
1555
01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:02,128
-Baby, Stig baby, we did it!
-Ah!
1556
01:29:03,463 --> 01:29:05,089
♪ Pull up in my ride, yeah ♪
1557
01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:07,759
♪ Bad girl, bumping on Mariah, oh ♪
1558
01:29:07,842 --> 01:29:09,344
♪ She said she getting tired ♪
1559
01:29:09,427 --> 01:29:12,305
♪ Please
Please don't kill the vibe, yeah, oh ♪
1560
01:29:12,388 --> 01:29:14,474
♪ Why you gotta lie
I'm on the road ♪
1561
01:29:15,433 --> 01:29:16,392
What's wrong?
1562
01:29:17,727 --> 01:29:19,020
I can't do this anymore.
1563
01:29:20,063 --> 01:29:20,980
Do what?
1564
01:29:22,273 --> 01:29:23,316
This.
1565
01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:27,487
Or this.
1566
01:29:28,905 --> 01:29:29,822
Why not?
1567
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:32,950
Because I made a mistake.
1568
01:29:33,785 --> 01:29:35,661
Because being Ingvar Krueger
1569
01:29:35,745 --> 01:29:37,830
wasn't as great as
I thought it was going to be.
1570
01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:39,540
What's an Ingvar Krueger?
1571
01:29:40,291 --> 01:29:41,376
Doesn't matter.
1572
01:29:43,252 --> 01:29:45,088
This is because you like Jodi, isn't it?
1573
01:29:47,673 --> 01:29:50,718
Can you explain to me, because I don't
understand. What do you see in her?
1574
01:30:34,220 --> 01:30:36,556
Can I, uh,
have everyone's attention, please?
1575
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:42,854
Uh, hi, I am Jodi.
1576
01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:45,773
You may know me as
1577
01:30:46,274 --> 01:30:47,900
Amazon or Godzilla
1578
01:30:47,984 --> 01:30:50,736
or Jodi the Green Giant,
or any of those other
1579
01:30:51,320 --> 01:30:54,031
insults that you've called me
in the past years, um...
1580
01:30:55,158 --> 01:30:56,367
You know what? I-- I get it.
1581
01:30:56,451 --> 01:31:00,329
I'm-- I'm tall, really, really tall,
and it's the thing that's haunted me
1582
01:31:00,913 --> 01:31:02,039
my entire life.
1583
01:31:02,331 --> 01:31:03,416
It's, um,
1584
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:05,293
it's defined me.
1585
01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:10,756
But I think it's time that I come up
with a new definition.
1586
01:31:11,632 --> 01:31:13,134
-And I'd like to say one thing.
-Harper.
1587
01:31:13,217 --> 01:31:14,552
-My moment, not yours.
-One thing.
1588
01:31:14,635 --> 01:31:16,429
-Not mine. Okay.
-Not yours.
1589
01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:24,270
I'm so much more than just a tall girl.
1590
01:31:25,146 --> 01:31:26,230
I'm a sister.
1591
01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:30,485
I'm a best friend.
1592
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:34,864
Mostly a good one, sometimes a bad one.
1593
01:31:34,947 --> 01:31:35,907
Sorry.
1594
01:31:36,949 --> 01:31:38,659
I'm smart.
1595
01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:39,785
I'm fun.
1596
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:43,080
And I've made mistakes.
1597
01:31:43,956 --> 01:31:46,876
I've kissed a guy who I knew
had a girlfriend.
1598
01:31:47,418 --> 01:31:48,252
What?
1599
01:31:49,378 --> 01:31:50,463
And I'm sorry.
1600
01:31:52,089 --> 01:31:53,174
That was wrong.
1601
01:31:54,884 --> 01:31:56,719
And I play piano,
1602
01:31:56,802 --> 01:31:59,430
and I'm-- I'm really, really good at it.
1603
01:32:00,348 --> 01:32:04,810
Being tall, actually, is what makes me,
me, and I-- I like me.
1604
01:32:04,894 --> 01:32:06,646
And you should like you.
1605
01:32:07,063 --> 01:32:08,564
We're all good enough.
1606
01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:12,318
And once we realize this,
no one can take it away.
1607
01:32:12,818 --> 01:32:15,112
So go ahead and--
and keep making fun of me.
1608
01:32:15,196 --> 01:32:18,324
Keep calling me names, keep asking me,
"How's the weather up there?" Because...
1609
01:32:20,034 --> 01:32:21,202
I can take it.
1610
01:32:24,622 --> 01:32:27,291
Because the weather up here,
it's-- it's pretty great.
1611
01:32:34,382 --> 01:32:35,550
Yeah, Jodi!
1612
01:32:43,099 --> 01:32:44,850
♪ Would you believe me now ♪
1613
01:32:45,434 --> 01:32:48,980
♪ If I told you
I got caught up in a wave? ♪
1614
01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:51,399
♪ Almost gave it away ♪
1615
01:32:52,650 --> 01:32:54,485
♪ Would you hear me out ♪
1616
01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:58,531
♪ If I told you
I was terrified for days? ♪
1617
01:32:58,614 --> 01:33:00,366
Was that how you imagined it?
1618
01:33:01,033 --> 01:33:02,034
Even better.
1619
01:33:02,118 --> 01:33:06,664
♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it
Tried to slow it all down ♪
1620
01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:08,916
I have to go.
1621
01:33:09,000 --> 01:33:12,128
♪ You must be so happy now ♪
1622
01:33:15,214 --> 01:33:20,553
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
1623
01:33:20,636 --> 01:33:26,350
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
1624
01:33:26,892 --> 01:33:29,061
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
1625
01:33:29,145 --> 01:33:30,146
Jodi, wait!
1626
01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:31,647
Wait.
1627
01:33:33,482 --> 01:33:36,110
Oh. Oh, Jodi, I'm so sorry.
1628
01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:38,487
I'm-- I'm so sorry for everything.
1629
01:33:38,779 --> 01:33:41,198
-Thank you.
-Your speech was beautiful.
1630
01:33:43,242 --> 01:33:45,411
Thank you for saying that.
1631
01:33:45,745 --> 01:33:46,704
Yeah.
1632
01:33:49,874 --> 01:33:51,208
I broke it off with Kimmy.
1633
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:52,918
Finally.
1634
01:33:54,503 --> 01:33:55,421
Look,
1635
01:33:56,047 --> 01:33:57,381
is there any chance
1636
01:33:58,132 --> 01:33:59,717
that we can start over?
1637
01:34:00,009 --> 01:34:00,968
Please?
1638
01:34:04,764 --> 01:34:06,265
I'd love to start over.
1639
01:34:11,646 --> 01:34:14,148
But just not with you.
1640
01:34:17,526 --> 01:34:21,739
♪ Oh, I couldn't stop it
Tried to figure it out ♪
1641
01:34:22,198 --> 01:34:26,577
♪ But everything kept moving
And the noise got too loud ♪
1642
01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:29,789
♪ With everyone around me saying ♪
1643
01:34:29,872 --> 01:34:33,751
♪ "You should be so happy now" ♪
1644
01:34:35,169 --> 01:34:40,424
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
1645
01:34:40,508 --> 01:34:46,263
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
1646
01:34:46,514 --> 01:34:48,307
-Hey.
-Hey.
1647
01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:55,981
Um...
1648
01:34:58,275 --> 01:35:01,570
Why didn't you tell me the real reason
you got that black eye?
1649
01:35:04,323 --> 01:35:05,700
It didn't seem important.
1650
01:35:06,492 --> 01:35:07,827
Okay, but you...
1651
01:35:08,119 --> 01:35:11,956
you, like, defended my honor
and you took a punch for me.
1652
01:35:12,581 --> 01:35:13,541
Yeah, well...
1653
01:35:14,041 --> 01:35:16,168
-Yeah, well, I guess I-- I did that.
-Mm.
1654
01:35:20,798 --> 01:35:21,716
What?
1655
01:35:23,342 --> 01:35:24,301
Nothing.
1656
01:35:26,011 --> 01:35:30,766
I'm just making some mental revisions
to my perfect boyfriend checklist.
1657
01:35:32,643 --> 01:35:34,437
Well, did I make it over 50%?
1658
01:35:35,438 --> 01:35:36,731
Way over.
1659
01:35:44,280 --> 01:35:49,326
Uh, to let you know, the only major
sticking point is the milk crate.
1660
01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:52,371
I-- I really don't get why you don't just
1661
01:35:52,455 --> 01:35:55,791
put your stuff in a backpack
like a normal person.
1662
01:35:56,751 --> 01:36:00,921
Um, well, because I knew the day
would come where I would need it,
1663
01:36:01,213 --> 01:36:02,757
and I wanted to be ready.
1664
01:36:04,633 --> 01:36:05,801
Ready for what?
1665
01:36:11,390 --> 01:36:16,479
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
1666
01:36:16,562 --> 01:36:21,776
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
1667
01:36:21,859 --> 01:36:22,777
For this.
1668
01:36:23,068 --> 01:36:25,196
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
1669
01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:27,448
♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
1670
01:36:30,534 --> 01:36:32,953
Short handles
on roll-away suitcases,
1671
01:36:33,537 --> 01:36:37,124
my feet hanging off
every bed I've ever slept in,
1672
01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:39,543
having to sit sideways on airplanes.
1673
01:36:40,044 --> 01:36:43,798
We've all got something about ourselves
we wish we could change.
1674
01:36:44,256 --> 01:36:46,884
But it's completely out of our control.
1675
01:36:47,551 --> 01:36:50,679
The only thing that we can control
is how we deal with it.
1676
01:36:51,305 --> 01:36:53,682
And the way I see it, we have two choices.
1677
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:55,851
We can lay low,
1678
01:36:56,310 --> 01:36:57,728
or we can stand tall.
1679
01:36:59,230 --> 01:37:03,734
♪ If you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
1680
01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:09,615
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
1681
01:37:10,115 --> 01:37:12,201
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
1682
01:37:12,409 --> 01:37:14,495
♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
1683
01:37:22,753 --> 01:37:24,880
♪ And do you believe me now ♪
1684
01:37:25,130 --> 01:37:28,717
♪ That I always had
The best intentions, babe? ♪
1685
01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,095
♪ Always wanted to stay ♪
1686
01:37:31,595 --> 01:37:38,561
♪ With everyone around me saying
"You should be so happy now" ♪
1687
01:37:40,145 --> 01:37:45,401
♪ Oh, if you keep reaching out
Then I'll keep coming back ♪
1688
01:37:45,484 --> 01:37:51,740
♪ And if you're gone for good
Then I'm okay with that ♪
1689
01:37:51,824 --> 01:37:53,993
♪ If you leave the light on ♪
1690
01:37:54,076 --> 01:37:56,245
♪ Then I'll leave the light on ♪
1691
01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:17,558
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
1692
01:38:19,435 --> 01:38:21,437
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
1693
01:38:23,772 --> 01:38:26,191
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
1694
01:38:28,068 --> 01:38:30,070
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
1695
01:38:31,822 --> 01:38:33,908
♪ Hit it!
I wanna rock right now ♪
1696
01:38:33,991 --> 01:38:35,993
♪ I'm Rob Base and I came to get down ♪
1697
01:38:36,076 --> 01:38:38,245
♪ I'm not internationally known ♪
1698
01:38:38,329 --> 01:38:39,955
♪ But I'm known to rock the microphone ♪
1699
01:38:40,039 --> 01:38:42,541
♪ Because I get stupid
I mean outrageous ♪
1700
01:38:42,625 --> 01:38:44,627
♪ Stay away from me if you're contagious ♪
1701
01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:46,712
♪ 'Cause I'm the winner
No, I'm not a loser ♪
1702
01:38:46,795 --> 01:38:48,923
♪ To be an MC is what I choose-a ♪
1703
01:38:49,006 --> 01:38:51,091
♪ Ladies love me, girls adore me ♪
1704
01:38:51,175 --> 01:38:53,218
♪ I mean, even the ones who never saw me ♪
1705
01:38:53,302 --> 01:38:55,304
♪ Like the way that I rhyme at a show ♪
1706
01:38:55,387 --> 01:38:58,223
♪ The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause ♪
1707
01:39:00,351 --> 01:39:02,603
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
1708
01:39:04,605 --> 01:39:06,649
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
1709
01:39:08,943 --> 01:39:11,320
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
1710
01:39:13,238 --> 01:39:15,282
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
1711
01:39:16,992 --> 01:39:19,870
♪ Hit it! My name is Rob
I gotta real funky concept ♪
1712
01:39:19,954 --> 01:39:21,830
♪ Listen up,
'Cause I'm gonna keep you in step ♪
1713
01:39:21,914 --> 01:39:24,083
♪ I got an idea
That I wanna share ♪
1714
01:39:24,166 --> 01:39:26,168
♪ You don't like it
So what, I don't care ♪
1715
01:39:26,251 --> 01:39:28,253
♪ I'm number-one, the uno, I like comp ♪
1716
01:39:28,337 --> 01:39:30,464
♪ Bring all the suckers
'Cause all them I'll stomp ♪
1717
01:39:30,547 --> 01:39:32,549
♪ Bold and black but I won't protect ♪
1718
01:39:32,633 --> 01:39:34,843
♪ All of my followers
'Cause all I want is respect ♪
1719
01:39:34,927 --> 01:39:36,887
♪ I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture ♪
1720
01:39:36,971 --> 01:39:38,973
♪ A slick brother
That can easy outfox ya ♪
1721
01:39:39,056 --> 01:39:41,308
♪ 'Cause I'm Rob
The last name Base, yeah ♪
1722
01:39:41,392 --> 01:39:43,310
♪ And on the mic
I'm known to be the freshest ♪
1723
01:39:43,394 --> 01:39:45,521
♪ So let's start
It shouldn't be too hard ♪
1724
01:39:45,604 --> 01:39:47,606
♪ I'm not a sucker
So I don't need a bodyguard ♪
1725
01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:49,566
♪ I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest ♪
1726
01:39:49,650 --> 01:39:52,027
♪ Don't smoke Buddha
Can't stand sess, yes ♪
1727
01:39:54,113 --> 01:39:56,573
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
1728
01:39:58,409 --> 01:40:00,452
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
1729
01:40:02,705 --> 01:40:05,249
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
1730
01:40:06,917 --> 01:40:09,003
♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
1731
01:40:10,754 --> 01:40:13,465
♪ Hit it!
The situation that the Base is in ♪
1732
01:40:13,549 --> 01:40:15,551
♪ I'm kinda stingy
That's why I don't wanna lend ♪
1733
01:40:15,634 --> 01:40:17,803
♪ A funky rhyme
To a foe or a good friend ♪
1734
01:40:17,886 --> 01:40:19,847
♪ But listen up
'Cause I want you to comprehend ♪
1735
01:40:19,930 --> 01:40:22,141
♪ 'Cause I'm the leader
The man superior ♪
1736
01:40:22,224 --> 01:40:24,143
♪ I take care of ya
And then ya get wearier ♪
1737
01:40:24,226 --> 01:40:26,311
♪ So just sit
My rhymes are not counterfeit ♪
1738
01:40:26,395 --> 01:40:28,439
♪ The record sells
Which makes this one a hit ♪
1739
01:40:28,522 --> 01:40:30,649
♪ It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert ♪
1740
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♪ Take off your shirt
Make sure it don't hit the dirt
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01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:34,903
♪ I like the kids, the guys, the girls ♪
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01:40:34,987 --> 01:40:37,031
♪ I want the ducats
'Cause this is Rob Base's world ♪
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01:40:37,114 --> 01:40:39,366
♪ I'm on a mission
Ya better just listen ♪
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♪ To my rhymes
'Cause I'm all about dissin' 'cause ♪
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♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
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♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪
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01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:54,715
♪ It takes two to make a thing go right ♪
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♪ It takes two to make it outta sight ♪