1 00:00:08,743 --> 00:00:11,377 (beeping) 2 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,546 (explosion rumbling) 3 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:23,088 (dramatic music) 4 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:49,214 (squawking) 5 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,405 (dramatic music) 6 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:51,210 (radio static) 7 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:53,512 - [Man On Radio] Came to our planet thousands of years ago. 8 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:55,614 What people don't realize is that they irrevocably 9 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:57,449 altered our reality. 10 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,218 What was will never be, 11 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,353 and what will be isn't. 12 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,289 - [Man On Radio] I'm not sure I follow you there. 13 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,307 - Oops. 14 00:02:05,308 --> 00:02:06,324 - [Man On Radio] They shifted the very fabric 15 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:07,326 of space and time. 16 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,695 - Ew. 17 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,430 - [Man On Radio] Time-traveling aliens. 18 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,498 - [Man On Radio] Are they aliens, Bob? 19 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,333 Or are they us. 20 00:02:14,335 --> 00:02:15,534 - All right, goodbye. 21 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:16,768 (radio static) 22 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:19,004 - [Woman On Radio] You call it masculinity, 23 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:21,239 but what it really is, let's be honest, it's chauvinism. 24 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:22,508 - Here we go. 25 00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:24,409 - [Woman On Radio] Men are taught to conquer. 26 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,912 You find it all across history and theology. 27 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,597 Hades abducts Persephone 28 00:02:28,598 --> 00:02:30,281 and takes it to the underworld to be his bride. 29 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:33,152 Her father even allows it to happen, 30 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,620 and speaking of father, 31 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,321 Helen of Joyce was afraid her beauty 32 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:37,856 would start a war amongst her suitors, 33 00:02:37,858 --> 00:02:39,658 only to have her abducted, raped 34 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,627 and to start a war anyway. 35 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:43,228 After that we have the Romans, 36 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,496 no improvement there. - Next. 37 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,198 (radio static) 38 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,332 - [Woman On Radio] It's not just about the orgasm for her. 39 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,334 - Now we're talkin'. 40 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,086 (chuckles) 41 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:52,837 - [Woman On Radio] It's intimacy she's missing. 42 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,740 She wants to be close to you, 43 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:57,609 not just sexually but emotionally. 44 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,711 That's the connection you need to build. 45 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,213 - [Man On Radio] So you mean like talk to her about 46 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:03,382 feelings and stuff while we're doing it? 47 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,684 (laughing) 48 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,454 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 49 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,223 - You've reached the empty shell of the man 50 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:12,391 who used to be Harris. 51 00:03:12,393 --> 00:03:14,359 How may I be of service to you, my liege? 52 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,762 - [Dispatcher] What's your ETA on that pick up? 53 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,633 - Fuck you. 54 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,236 - [Dispatcher] What was that? 55 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:26,538 - I'm here, I think. 56 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,941 Passenger give any better description than county line 10 57 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,342 north of 83? 58 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,510 - [Dispatcher] Like what? 59 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,345 - I don't know, mile marker, a sign, 60 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:36,381 maybe a cactus shaped like a giant dildo. 61 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:38,217 - [Dispatcher] They're all shaped like dildos. 62 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:39,752 - Well, that's true. 63 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,286 - [Dispatcher] Just drive around until you either find her 64 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:44,656 or the hill mutants descend upon the cab and devour you. 65 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,392 Make sure they don't scratch the interior. 66 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,293 - Roger that. 67 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:54,900 What do you know? 68 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,335 Not a prank after all. 69 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,513 (gentle music) 70 00:04:09,984 --> 00:04:11,283 Call for a cab, Miss? 71 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:13,986 - I sure did. 72 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,738 Please tell me you have heat in there. 73 00:04:15,739 --> 00:04:17,489 - As long as you don't mind the smell of burning. 74 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:18,590 - I'll take burning over freezing. 75 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,525 - Don't say I didn't warn you. 76 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,834 So where we headed? 77 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,437 - Corner of Elm and River Drive, please. 78 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,474 - One middle of nowhere comin' right up. 79 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:37,776 (laughs) 80 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,412 (gentle music) 81 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,716 (meter dinging) 82 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,505 - You're right, that smells like burning. 83 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:07,539 - You warm enough yet back there? 84 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,373 - I am. 85 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:09,474 - All right. 86 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,480 - So what's your name? 87 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,682 - Harris. 88 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:17,916 - Can I call you Harry? 89 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:19,551 - Please never do that. 90 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,154 - Okay. 91 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,888 Harris, how long have you been driving? 92 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,324 - 16 years. 93 00:05:25,326 --> 00:05:27,426 Although some nights it feels like forever. 94 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,860 - You must like the road. 95 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,462 - I don't hate it. 96 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:31,963 - Does it ever get boring? 97 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,432 - Occasionally. 98 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:34,933 - What do you do to pass the time? 99 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,836 You know, when not engaged in riveting conversation 100 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,037 with one of your fares. 101 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:40,572 - Games mostly. 102 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:42,908 - What kind of games? 103 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,477 - Like, like I got this one where I see 104 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,778 how many green lights I can catch in a row 105 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,299 before hittin' red. 106 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,116 I never said there were fun games. 107 00:05:52,553 --> 00:05:53,418 - 12. 108 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,353 - [Harris] Huh? 109 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,687 - 12 green lights in a row. 110 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,456 That's my record. 111 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,958 Your game's not original. 112 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,459 - It's respectable, not brag worthy. 113 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,427 - You've done more than 12 green lights in a row? 114 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:03,895 How many? 115 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,530 - See, if I told you you'll feel bad about yourself. 116 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,565 - How many? 117 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,432 - 23. 118 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,601 - Wow, I concede defeat. 119 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,669 - As you should. 120 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,773 - My name is Penny, by the way. 121 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:15,941 - Like the coin? 122 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,876 - Yeah, just like the coin. 123 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:23,515 (gentle music) 124 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,489 - [Harris] So what do you do, Penny like the coin? 125 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,423 - I'm sort of in between jobs. 126 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:32,691 Right now I teach part-time. 127 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:34,559 - Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me. 128 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,061 Literature? 129 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:38,029 Art, history of DC Comics 130 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,065 with the folks on the Jack Kirby years? 131 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,468 - Is that a real thing? 132 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,670 - It was a blow off course seniors could take 133 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:46,872 in my high school. 134 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:50,642 - Hey, I thought Kirby worked for Marvel. 135 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:53,445 - He was at Marvel first 136 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:55,514 but went over to DC in the early '70s. 137 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,415 Very good though. 138 00:06:56,417 --> 00:06:57,783 - Well, thank you. 139 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,920 You obviously took that blow off class, 140 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,555 and you paid attention. 141 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:06,458 - So what do you teach, Penny like the coin? 142 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,092 - I teach dancing. 143 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,661 - Ah, so close. 144 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:12,130 What kind of dance? 145 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,166 - The kind where you take your clothes off. 146 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,004 It's funny, that's usually a conversation starter. 147 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,106 - I guess I never realized there was much of a demand 148 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,541 for teaching people how to strip. 149 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,109 I sort of figured, you know, 150 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,676 you just take it off and shake it. 151 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,512 - Next time you're in front of a mirror, 152 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:29,014 why don't you try that, 153 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,850 and then ask yourself how much would you pay to watch you. 154 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:35,053 - I would probably pay me to keep my clothes on. 155 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,722 - Maybe one day you should come by for a lesson. 156 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,790 I'm serious. 157 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,825 It's a confidence builder. 158 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,092 - So is gettin' drunk. 159 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,128 - Yeah, but who do you do your drinking with? 160 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,796 - Just me. 161 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,997 And you're right, it's the company 162 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:46,998 that makes the difference. 163 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,533 - I would say so. 164 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:52,003 - So, Penny like the coin, 165 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,574 you got a dance partner? 166 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,678 - [Dispatcher] Hey Harris. 167 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,181 - Go for Harris. 168 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:04,748 - [Dispatcher] Been some bad weather reports in your area. 169 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:06,985 - Yeah I see it looks like a thunderstorm. 170 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,186 (thunder rumbling) 171 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,120 - [Dispatcher] Come back to the city limits 172 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,655 after your drop off. 173 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,823 - Roger that. 174 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,094 - Is that your boss? 175 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,596 - Yeah. 176 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:18,697 Dispatcher. 177 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,098 - He sounds pleasant. 178 00:08:24,071 --> 00:08:25,370 - He is not. 179 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,670 We're just a few minutes out. 180 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,711 Whoa. 181 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:34,779 Y'all right back there? 182 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:48,527 (thunder rumbling) 183 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:52,964 Goddamn piece of shit. 184 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,641 Harris to dispatch. 185 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,675 - [Dispatcher] Yeah, go. 186 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:04,776 - Ah. 187 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:06,811 - [Dispatcher] What is it? 188 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,581 - I'm not sure. 189 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,316 - [Dispatcher] My coffee's burning. 190 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,585 - My passenger. 191 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,186 - [Dispatcher] I'm enjoying this game as much as you are. 192 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,655 - She disappeared. 193 00:09:16,657 --> 00:09:17,689 - [Dispatcher] She ditched? 194 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,823 - No, she... 195 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:19,991 - [Dispatcher] She what? 196 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,027 She sure as hell didn't beam out of there. 197 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:22,928 - She kinda did. 198 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,763 - [Dispatcher] You been hittin' the sauce? 199 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:26,264 - What do you think? 200 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,732 - [Dispatcher] Well, if you haven't been drinking, 201 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:30,068 then I guess she got abducted by aliens. 202 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,636 - Appreciate that. 203 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:32,804 - [Dispatcher] You sure she didn't ditch? 204 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,072 - I'm quite sure. 205 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,640 - [Dispatcher] I don't know what to tell ya. 206 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,576 There's no protocol for this. 207 00:09:37,578 --> 00:09:39,644 Reset the meter and come back in. 208 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:40,712 Call this one awash. 209 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,748 - Wait, that's it. 210 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,717 - [Dispatcher] What else is there? 211 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,624 - I'm headed back. 212 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,092 - [Dispatcher] That's a roger. 213 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,764 (suspenseful music) 214 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:08,173 (meter dinging) 215 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:09,374 - [Man On Radio] What they don't realize 216 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,776 is that they irrevocably altered our reality. 217 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,612 What was will never be, 218 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,280 and what will be isn't. 219 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,183 - [Man On Radio] I'm not sure I follow you there. 220 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,718 - [Man On Radio] They shifted the very fabric 221 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,686 of space and time. 222 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:23,822 - [Man On Radio] Time-traveling aliens? 223 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,223 - [Man On Radio] Are they aliens, Bob? 224 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:26,891 Or are they us? 225 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:27,726 (radio static) 226 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:29,227 - Garbage. 227 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:30,061 - [Woman On Radio] Women have the right to be pissed off. 228 00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,763 You call it masculinity, 229 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,766 but what it really is, let's be honest, is chauvinism. 230 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,868 Men are taught to conquer. 231 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,704 We find it all across history and theology. 232 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:42,007 Hades abducts Persephone and takes her to the underworld 233 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:42,974 to be his bride. 234 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,709 - I really hope that's soda. 235 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,711 - [Woman On Radio] Her father even allows it to happen. 236 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:47,979 And speaking of father, 237 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,681 Helen of Joyce was afraid her beauty 238 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,182 would start war monster suitors, 239 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,184 only to have her abducted, raped, 240 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:54,953 and to start a war anyway. 241 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:55,787 After that we have... 242 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:56,888 - All right, bye. 243 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,692 - [Woman On Radio] It's not just about the orgasm for her. 244 00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,193 - Yeah. 245 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,328 - [Woman On Radio] You're focusing on the wrong thing. 246 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,897 It's the intimacy she's missing. 247 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,832 She wants to be close to you. - Of course. 248 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,835 - [Woman On Radio] Not just sexually, but emotionally. 249 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,038 That's the connection you need to build. 250 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,272 - [Man On Radio] So you mean like talk to her 251 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:17,142 about feelings and stuff while we're doing it? 252 00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,778 (laughing) 253 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,446 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 254 00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,747 - You've reached the empty shell of the man 255 00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:23,915 who used to be Harris. 256 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,151 How may I be of service to you, my liege? 257 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,919 - [Dispatcher] Do you even know what a liege is? 258 00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,288 - Yeah, it's like a lord. 259 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,424 - [Dispatcher] What's your ETA on that pick up? 260 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:34,859 - Ooh. 261 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,061 Fuck me. 262 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,163 - [Dispatcher] Kiss me first. 263 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,764 - I'm here, I think. 264 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,199 Passenger give any better description 265 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,735 than county line 10, north of 83? 266 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,003 - [Dispatcher] Like what? 267 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,371 - I don't know, a mile marker, a sign, 268 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,907 maybe a cactus shaped like a giant dildo? 269 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:52,143 Actually, scratch that they're all shaped like dildos. 270 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,111 - [Dispatcher] Just drive around 271 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,913 like the idiot that you are, 272 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:56,948 'til you either find her or the ground underneath 273 00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:59,484 breaks open and swallows you into its gaping mouth. 274 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,786 And don't let it scratch the paint job. 275 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,021 - Roger that. 276 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,129 Huh. 277 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,030 Not a prank. 278 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,275 (gentle music) 279 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,780 You call for a cab, Miss? 280 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,298 - Yes, I did. 281 00:12:30,299 --> 00:12:31,815 Please tell me you have heat in there. 282 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,284 - As long as you don't mind the smell of burning. 283 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,253 - I'll take it over freezing. 284 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,889 - Don't say I didn't warn you. 285 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,162 So where are we headed? 286 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,099 - Corner of Elm and River Drive, please. 287 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,300 - So middle of nowhere. 288 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,971 - Yeah. 289 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,441 (meter dinging) 290 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,244 (dramatic music) 291 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,526 You're right, that smell's like burning. 292 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,901 So your name's Harris? 293 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:23,902 - Yes, ma'am. 294 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,504 - Can I call you Harry? 295 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,106 - Not if you want an answer. 296 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,975 - All right, Harris. 297 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,545 Do you like driving a cab? 298 00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:34,546 - I don't hate it. 299 00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:36,281 - Doesn't it get repetitive? 300 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,583 - Not when I'm engaged in riveting conversation 301 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,984 with one of my fares. 302 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:44,823 - Riveting, that's a lot of pressure. 303 00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:47,058 - Ah, you seem up for the task. 304 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,827 - Okay. 305 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,029 What should this riveting conversation consist of? 306 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,231 - Whatever you like, miss, it's your ride. 307 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:56,000 - I'd like to know something about you. 308 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:56,968 - I drive a cab. 309 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,203 - See, I already knew that. 310 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,472 Come on, tell me something unique. 311 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,041 - Unique. 312 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,242 - Everybody's got something unique about them. 313 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,045 - Well, in high school I took a class 314 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,980 on the history of DC comics 315 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,515 with the folks on the Jack Kirby years. 316 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,482 It's unique. 317 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,353 - Yeah, well, that is unique. 318 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,922 Although it's also trivial. 319 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,941 - What, how so? 320 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,959 - Well, you completed the assignment by telling me something 321 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:25,964 about yourself that's specific and unusual, 322 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,434 and therefore you satisfy the definition of the word unique, 323 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,102 but in doing so you didn't actually tell me 324 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,570 anything about you. 325 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,005 - Except that I like Jack Kirby. 326 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,208 - Yeah, but, so do you like Jack Kirby 327 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,643 because you're a comic book fan, 328 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,345 or do you actually like Jack Kirby 329 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,548 because you yourself are a disenfranchised crank. 330 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,550 - Oh, whoa whoa whoa, feisty. 331 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,886 - That would have been something unique. 332 00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,954 - How do you know so much about Kirby? 333 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:51,189 - Well, maybe I took that class too. 334 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,090 - Oh. 335 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,959 Well, all right then. 336 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:55,960 Well, what about you? 337 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:57,161 It's your turn. 338 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,229 - What about me? 339 00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,430 What do you wanna know? 340 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,065 - Well, let's start with what is your name. 341 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,267 (tires screeching) 342 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,270 (glass shattering) 343 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,180 Shit. 344 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:19,183 Penny, are you all right? 345 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,357 - I didn't tell you my name. 346 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:31,262 I didn't tell you my name this time. 347 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,531 - We must've hit an animal or something. 348 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,066 - You remembered me. 349 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,101 Just now you remembered me. 350 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,002 Harris! 351 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,142 Do you remember me? 352 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,477 (dramatic music) 353 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,079 - [Dispatcher] Harris, what's going on? 354 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,080 Why are you stalled? 355 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,451 - We hit something. 356 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,453 It must've run off. 357 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,221 - [Dispatcher] Did it damage the cab? 358 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,291 Harris. 359 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,393 - Harris, remember me this time. 360 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,064 (gasping) 361 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,968 - [Dispatcher] What the hell's going on over there? 362 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,668 - Fuck it. 363 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,705 - [Dispatcher] Harris? 364 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,039 - I... 365 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,174 I don't know. 366 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,042 I lost my fare. 367 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:19,077 - [Dispatcher] What? 368 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,244 Did she ditch? 369 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,114 - Goddamn it, my seat belt's stuck! 370 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,315 - [Dispatcher] Whoa, all right. 371 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,750 Keep your shirt on. 372 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,720 Just call this one awash, okay. 373 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:31,322 Looks like you got some bad weather rolling in over there. 374 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,425 Bring the cab back into the city limits. 375 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,493 - That's a roger. 376 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,129 - [Dispatcher] You all right there? 377 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,664 - Not really. 378 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,067 - [Dispatcher] Don't forget to reset your meter. 379 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:55,013 (radio static) 380 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,170 (ominous music) 381 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,312 (dramatic music) 382 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,156 (meter dinging) 383 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,141 - [Man On Radio] Through government grants 384 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,125 we came to the conclusion that these 385 00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:44,429 so-called extraterrestrials came to our planet 386 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,497 thousands of years ago. 387 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,698 What people don't realize is they 388 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,101 irrevocably altered our reality. 389 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,136 What was will never be, 390 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,805 and what will be isn't. 391 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,707 - [Man On Radio] I'm not sure I follow you there. 392 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,242 - [Man On Radio] They shift at the very fabric 393 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,344 of space and time. 394 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:02,580 - Time traveling aliens. 395 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,182 - [Man On Radio] Are they aliens, Bob? 396 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,283 Or are they us? 397 00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:08,820 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 398 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,154 - Go for Harris. 399 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,122 - [Dispatcher] That was fast. 400 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,790 What's your ETA on that pick up? 401 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,225 - ETA. 402 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:14,859 - Yeah, ETA. 403 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,360 What are you high? 404 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,628 Weather reports in your area aren't pretty 405 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:21,332 and they're getting uglier by the minute. 406 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,134 Hello. 407 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,220 - I'm here. 408 00:18:25,221 --> 00:18:26,304 Yeah, I see the weather up ahead. 409 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,139 I'm almost to the pickup. 410 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,140 - [Dispatcher] Keep me posted. 411 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,508 - Will do, roger that. 412 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,149 Huh. 413 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,299 - Please tell me you have heat in there. 414 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,703 - As long as you don't mind the smell of burning. 415 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,338 - I'll take that over freezing. 416 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,315 - Where we headed? 417 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,451 - Corner of... 418 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,285 - [Both] Elm and River Drive. 419 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,255 - Middle of nowhere. 420 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,863 (meter dinging) 421 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,313 - You're right, that smells like burning. 422 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,447 Smells like burning. 423 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,356 Do you remember me? 424 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,433 - I'm sorry, but have we met before? 425 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,535 - I don't think so. 426 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,270 - It's just I'm pretty good with faces 427 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,772 and you seem so familiar. 428 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,873 - I do? 429 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:09,774 - Very much. 430 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,380 (laughing) 431 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:21,319 You know, I've had the worst deja vu all night. 432 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,920 Like I can predict what the radio is gonna say. 433 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,322 You have ever have one of those nights? 434 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:24,956 - Not really. 435 00:20:24,958 --> 00:20:26,224 - Not really, okay. 436 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:30,828 - Harris, your name's Harris. 437 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:31,761 - Please don't call me Harry. 438 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,264 You were gonna ask me that, weren't you? 439 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,833 See, I knew that, how did I know that? 440 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,301 Were you gonna ask me that? 441 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:37,935 - No. 442 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:38,803 - No, okay. 443 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,406 What's your name? 444 00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:43,241 - Penny. 445 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,343 - Like the coin. 446 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,445 - What? 447 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,846 - Like the coin. 448 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,514 That's what we always say, like the coin, 449 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,618 and then you ask me if I like driving. 450 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:57,255 And then we talk about Jack Kirby and traffic lights 451 00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,758 and high school and stripping. 452 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,426 Ha! 453 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,362 I do know you. 454 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,696 We been here before, the two of us, 455 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,632 me driving you just like this. 456 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,402 And then we always hit bad weather, 457 00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,371 and that's when you disappear from the cab. 458 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,441 Am I crazy? 459 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,577 - Do you think you're crazy? 460 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,780 - I sure as hell sound crazy. 461 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,515 - How are you doing this? 462 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,484 How is this happening all of a sudden? 463 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,719 You've never remembered anything about... 464 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,054 - So I'm right? 465 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,022 We been here before. 466 00:21:31,024 --> 00:21:32,823 I am right, I am right! 467 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,392 Hoo, hoo! 468 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,393 (laughs) 469 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,095 What is this? 470 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:38,796 Did I volunteer for some science experiment or something? 471 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,065 Am I sitting in a lab somewhere 472 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,333 pumped full of cocaine and daffodil juice or something. 473 00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:44,869 - Well, that I can't tell you. 474 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,737 - So you don't know why? 475 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,439 - How much do you remember? 476 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,809 - I remember driving this route with you before. 477 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,411 I can't... 478 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:56,647 (radio static drowns out dialogue) 479 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,716 It's like trying to remember a dream. 480 00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:02,386 How are you so calm about this? 481 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,488 - I've had a lot of time to get used to it. 482 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,407 - Time? 483 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,325 Time, how many times have we taken this drive before? 484 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,560 Five? 485 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:10,561 10? 486 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,363 - A hundred. 487 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:13,898 Maybe more. 488 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,432 It was so many drives together that we started. 489 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,735 And you never remember, 490 00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,104 and I never forget. 491 00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,839 - So I've driven you down this same stretch of road 492 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:25,509 over and over again for a hundred times? 493 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,947 Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo, the fuck. 494 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,383 Are you happy about this? 495 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,619 - Yeah. 496 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,854 I've given up hope you'll ever remember anything. 497 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,422 - Who are you? 498 00:22:38,424 --> 00:22:39,523 - I'm just your fare. 499 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:41,726 I just got in your cab one day. 500 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,894 - This is my fare, okay. 501 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,464 Well, that clears everything up. 502 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:47,398 (laughs) 503 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,633 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 504 00:22:49,635 --> 00:22:50,935 - Go for Harris. 505 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,870 - [Dispatcher] Weather's gettin' worse out there. 506 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,572 - I see it. 507 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,706 - [Dispatcher] Drop off your fare, 508 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,908 come back into the city limits. 509 00:22:57,910 --> 00:22:59,143 - Roger that. 510 00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,981 No, no no no no no no. 511 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:04,882 No. 512 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:06,884 Penny. 513 00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:09,587 No! 514 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,595 Damn it! 515 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:22,933 Ah! 516 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:27,438 (thunder rumbling) 517 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:32,143 (meter rumbling) 518 00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:33,844 Hoo! 519 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:34,645 - [Man On Radio] Extraterrestrials came to our planet 520 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,780 thousands of years ago. 521 00:23:35,782 --> 00:23:36,847 (laughing) 522 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:38,048 What people don't realize 523 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,683 is that they irrevocably altered our reality. 524 00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,452 What was will never be. 525 00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:42,553 - Unbelievable. 526 00:23:45,158 --> 00:23:47,342 Unbelievable. 527 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,527 - [Man On Radio] Shifted the very fabric of space and time. 528 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,462 - [Man On Radio] Time traveling aliens. 529 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,765 - Are they aliens, Bob? 530 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:56,901 Or are they us? 531 00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:58,569 - [Dispatcher] Dispatch to Harris. 532 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,872 - Yeah, ETA on the pick up, almost there, 533 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:02,873 will keep you posted. 534 00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:03,808 Over and out. 535 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,513 Mmm. 536 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:10,214 Fuck. 537 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:31,602 Get in, the heat smells like burning. 538 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,940 You know what, hey, why don't you sit up front this time? 539 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:37,041 - Is that allowed? 540 00:24:37,043 --> 00:24:38,593 - Who's gonna tell on us? 541 00:24:38,594 --> 00:24:40,144 We're apparently stuck in a time loop for all eternity. 542 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,479 Let's change it up. 543 00:24:43,549 --> 00:24:46,217 (gentle music) 544 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:50,721 - Well. 545 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:52,490 Hi. 546 00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,824 - Wow. 547 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,693 This is really real. 548 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:56,727 - I'm afraid so. 549 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,563 Shall we drive? 550 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:00,798 - We have to go in a different direction. 551 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,099 Don't ask to go to Elm and River, 552 00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:02,967 pick somewhere else. 553 00:25:02,969 --> 00:25:04,235 Anywhere. 554 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:06,170 - I already tried that. 555 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,673 Drives 12 through 22, 556 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:12,243 then again on 49, got desperate that time. 557 00:25:12,245 --> 00:25:14,144 - [Harris] Well, what happened? 558 00:25:14,146 --> 00:25:15,713 - Every road is blocked. 559 00:25:15,715 --> 00:25:16,981 Or forced back that direction. 560 00:25:16,983 --> 00:25:18,148 It's the only way we can go. 561 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:19,583 - Have we ever gotten out and walked? 562 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:21,218 - We get caught in the electric storm 563 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,020 and have to duck back in the cab. 564 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,855 - There has to be something we haven't tried. 565 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:26,590 - Tell you what. 566 00:25:26,592 --> 00:25:28,826 If you come up with something, you make sure to let me know. 567 00:25:28,828 --> 00:25:30,060 I've tried everything I could think of. 568 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:33,731 Why don't we just keep driving to Elm and River 569 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:35,866 and see where it takes us. 570 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,735 - All right. 571 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:39,103 We gotta figure this shit out. 572 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,106 (gentle music) 573 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,174 (sighs) 574 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,948 One thing I don't understand. 575 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,650 - Just one? 576 00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:53,717 - Why can't I remember? 577 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:56,687 - I think a better question is 578 00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:58,255 why did you start remembering. 579 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:01,592 - There was an accident and the partition broke. 580 00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,594 - Oh yeah, I believe I put my face through it. 581 00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:04,762 - I touched your hand. 582 00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:07,565 - Was that it? 583 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,602 Well, whatever it was, I'm grateful. 584 00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:14,672 I know you're anxious to get to the bottom of this, 585 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,941 but I am just happy to have the company. 586 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,643 Wow, that burning smell is way stronger up here. 587 00:26:19,645 --> 00:26:21,111 - Shoulda warned ya. 588 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:22,346 - I am so sorry. 589 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:23,981 I put you through that so many times. 590 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,082 - It's okay. 591 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,350 I don't remember. 592 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,018 (laughs) 593 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,620 You were saying something about 594 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:30,988 how grateful you were for me. 595 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,057 - I was saying. 596 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:36,660 I am. 597 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,231 I'm grateful. 598 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,199 Until now I've been very alone. 599 00:26:45,104 --> 00:26:46,704 - You're not alone anymore. 600 00:26:48,641 --> 00:26:51,141 So, how do we beat this? 601 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:54,345 - I don't know if we can. 602 00:26:54,347 --> 00:26:56,814 - You remember every drive, right? 603 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,782 What's something we never tried before? 604 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,017 - Harris, we're in a cab. 605 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,919 There's a finite amount of things we can do. 606 00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:03,687 - Well, have we ever tried lighting the cab on fire 607 00:27:03,689 --> 00:27:05,389 and running it off the road at 100 miles per hour? 608 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:06,357 - That'd be drive 64. 609 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:07,191 - Really? 610 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:08,359 - No. 611 00:27:08,361 --> 00:27:10,060 Just nothing to light it with. 612 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,261 Well, if this is new for you, 613 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,263 and right now you've got the stamina for it, 614 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:17,067 but for me it's been a very long road. 615 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:19,837 Honestly, I'm just really happy to be able 616 00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:20,938 to have a conversation with you 617 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:22,640 where we can finally move on 618 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,408 from tell me something about yourself. 619 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:25,809 I took a class on Jack Kirby. 620 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,277 Now tell me something about yourself. 621 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:28,912 - I told you about my Jack Kirby class? 622 00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:29,880 - [Penny] Yeah, you mentioned it. 623 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,415 - I am so sorry. 624 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:32,416 - Don't be. 625 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,885 I actually know a lot about you. 626 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,920 Let's see. 627 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,356 I know where you were born. 628 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,825 I know the make and model of every car you've ever driven. 629 00:27:41,827 --> 00:27:44,762 I know your high school mascot, go bulldogs. 630 00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:49,433 I know your favorite album, first celebrity crush. 631 00:27:49,435 --> 00:27:52,403 Oh, I even know your favorite breakfast cereal. 632 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,305 It's Cocoa Puffs. 633 00:27:58,711 --> 00:27:59,844 - I'm... 634 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:00,978 I'm sorry, but I don't know you. 635 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,281 - I'm partial to Fruit Loops. 636 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,282 - Eh. 637 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:07,785 (laughs) 638 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:10,888 - Look, I can't imagine what this is like for you, 639 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:14,091 but if it helps, I consider us friends. 640 00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:16,894 - Friends? 641 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,165 Okay. 642 00:28:22,468 --> 00:28:24,735 I guess I got some catchin' up to do. 643 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:27,938 - Yeah, you do. 644 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,442 (thunder rumbling) 645 00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:32,776 - Do you think has something to do with it, 646 00:28:32,778 --> 00:28:33,777 this loop we're in? 647 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:36,447 - I don't know. 648 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:44,054 - I wonder what would happen if I didn't reset the meter. 649 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,055 - What do you mean? 650 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:48,792 - Nothin', never mind. 651 00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,794 We'll think of something, I'm sure. 652 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:52,863 - [Dispatcher] Dispatch to Harris. 653 00:28:53,733 --> 00:28:55,799 - Not sure why I'm bothering. 654 00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,334 Go for Harris. 655 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:58,769 - [Dispatcher] Some bad weather reports. 656 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,405 - In my area, yeah, I see the storm. 657 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:03,207 Bring the cab back in after my drop off? 658 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,508 - [Dispatcher] That's a roger. 659 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,477 - Will do, my liege. 660 00:29:06,479 --> 00:29:07,344 Harris out. 661 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,249 So, before you disappear. 662 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:13,283 (ominous music) 663 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:14,184 Or not. 664 00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,089 (sighs) 665 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,424 (meter dinging) 666 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:21,792 (thunder rumbling) 667 00:29:21,794 --> 00:29:23,761 What happens to you when you disappear? 668 00:29:23,763 --> 00:29:24,995 Does it hurt? 669 00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:25,896 - No. 670 00:29:26,999 --> 00:29:28,866 It's kind of like falling asleep, 671 00:29:29,869 --> 00:29:32,153 and then the next time I wake up 672 00:29:32,154 --> 00:29:34,438 I'm out on the road in the cold waiting for you. 673 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:37,007 What about you? 674 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,443 - As soon as I reset this meter it's literally like I blink 675 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,078 and I'm back on the road at the very beginning 676 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,981 listening to the worst crap imaginable on the radio. 677 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,483 There we go. 678 00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:46,984 - [Man On Radio] The grandmother is an alien. 679 00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,253 We are the aliens. 680 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,921 I'm an alien. 681 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:52,790 - Do you remember the first time? 682 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:54,809 - Yeah. 683 00:29:54,810 --> 00:29:56,827 - Did something happen to us that caused all this? 684 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:57,828 - Nothing happened. 685 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,831 We drove into some bad weather. 686 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:03,200 (lightening snapping) 687 00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:04,101 That was it. 688 00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:07,805 (radio static) 689 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:17,848 - Have you ever tried holding onto anything? 690 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:19,049 - Like what? 691 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,450 Like your hand? 692 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:22,452 You trying to get me to hold your hand? 693 00:30:23,455 --> 00:30:25,322 - I never said anything about a hand. 694 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,927 - See now you're not even gonna get your hand held. 695 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:31,895 - For research purposes only. 696 00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:34,565 - Oh. 697 00:30:39,104 --> 00:30:39,970 - Wow. 698 00:30:41,073 --> 00:30:43,040 You have very big hands. 699 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,241 - [Penny] Mmm! 700 00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:46,543 All right. 701 00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:01,291 (gentle music) 702 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,495 (radio static) 703 00:31:22,147 --> 00:31:25,115 (thunder rumbling) 704 00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:39,029 (radio frequency squealing) 705 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:45,002 (radio buzzing) 706 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:55,145 (ominous music) 707 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:05,022 - Hello. 708 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:09,593 Is someone out there? 709 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:15,098 Is anyone out there? 710 00:32:20,005 --> 00:32:21,972 - [Man On Radio] I'm out here. 711 00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,607 What the hell's wrong with you? 712 00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:26,543 - Sorry. 713 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,979 - [Man On Radio] Jerk off. 714 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:35,218 (thunder rumbling) 715 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:49,700 - Miss me? 716 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,155 Hey, are you actually a stripper. 717 00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:15,258 - Oh God, that you remembered? 718 00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:18,762 No, I made that up. 719 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,397 By then I was just making stuff up 720 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,299 to get a rise out of you. 721 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:26,103 I was also an FBI agent once and I worked for NASA. 722 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:27,621 - How did I react to that? 723 00:33:27,622 --> 00:33:29,138 - Not nearly as fascinated as you were 724 00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:30,674 about the stripper one. 725 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,208 - Well, what do you actually do? 726 00:33:32,211 --> 00:33:35,078 - Believe it or not, I'm in horticulture. 727 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:36,013 - Huh. 728 00:33:36,015 --> 00:33:37,214 - It's plants and flowers. 729 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:38,448 I run a plant nursery. 730 00:33:40,619 --> 00:33:42,486 - Ah, horticulture huh. 731 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,687 - Yeah. 732 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,455 See, when you tell people I'm in plants, 733 00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:47,324 that's usually a conversation ender. 734 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:50,260 - I like fertilization. 735 00:33:51,797 --> 00:33:53,397 - Is that a plant joke? 736 00:33:53,399 --> 00:33:54,798 - I like plants. 737 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,234 - You've never had anything to say about plants. 738 00:33:57,236 --> 00:33:58,301 Trust me. 739 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:01,738 - Okay, let's play marry fuck kill. 740 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:03,774 Marry, fuck, kill. 741 00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,208 - 'Kay. 742 00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:09,679 - Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande, Miley Cyrus. 743 00:34:10,115 --> 00:34:11,481 Go. 744 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:12,682 - Hey. 745 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,618 How come you don't like to be called Harry? 746 00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,086 - I like to think I'm harry enough as it is. 747 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:18,622 I don't need it pointed out to me constantly. 748 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:20,157 - Do I have to? 749 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:21,591 - Yeah, that's the game. 750 00:34:21,593 --> 00:34:22,726 What about you? 751 00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,061 Penny short for anything like Penelope? 752 00:34:24,063 --> 00:34:25,228 - No. 753 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:26,229 It's just Penny. 754 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,131 You know, like the coin. 755 00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:28,765 - Like the coin. 756 00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:29,699 - Yeah, like the coin. 757 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,201 'Cause she did Wrecking Ball, 758 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:34,137 and I would marry Selena Gomez 759 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:35,505 'cause she's such a good girl. 760 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,507 - Is she? 761 00:34:37,509 --> 00:34:38,408 Okay. 762 00:34:39,812 --> 00:34:41,244 You're trapped on a desert island. 763 00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,680 - Or how about just in a car forever. 764 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,682 - Or that. 765 00:34:45,683 --> 00:34:47,683 And let's say you can be trapped with anybody dead or alive, 766 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:49,086 who would you wanna be trapped with? 767 00:34:49,088 --> 00:34:51,121 Tread lightly, my feelings are fragile. 768 00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:52,389 - Marry, fuck, kill. 769 00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,291 - [Harris] Okay. 770 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:56,293 - Penn Jillette, Teller, Criss Angel. 771 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:58,595 - Pet what? 772 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:00,564 - Let's see. 773 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,501 MacGyver probably. 774 00:35:04,503 --> 00:35:06,503 I mean, I figure he'd, you know, build something 775 00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,505 to get me off the island. 776 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,473 - [Harris] MacGyver. 777 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:10,407 - Yeah. 778 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:12,309 - Penn Jillette and Teller. 779 00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:15,112 I don't know the difference between the two. 780 00:35:15,114 --> 00:35:16,146 This is a hard choice. 781 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,714 This is the game though. 782 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:19,516 Brad Pitt. 783 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,351 - Ah, True Romance. 784 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,253 It's like the first thing he was ever in, 785 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:24,221 he had a tiny part. 786 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:24,855 Anyway, True Romance. 787 00:35:24,857 --> 00:35:26,289 - Christian Slater. 788 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,758 - Isn't it like he always has like 789 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:29,226 a paperclip and a jar of peanut butter or something. 790 00:35:29,228 --> 00:35:30,327 He builds a bomb out of it. 791 00:35:30,329 --> 00:35:31,561 - Fair enough, it was your choice. 792 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,196 You wanted to get off the island. 793 00:35:33,198 --> 00:35:34,631 I was thinking about maybe basking 794 00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:36,466 in the glow of the island. 795 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:37,667 - Well, no. 796 00:35:37,669 --> 00:35:39,269 - Just making the best of my situation. 797 00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:40,754 But that's cool, that's cool. - Well, in that case. 798 00:35:40,755 --> 00:35:42,238 In that case if we were to make the best 799 00:35:42,241 --> 00:35:43,991 of our situation, 800 00:35:43,992 --> 00:35:45,742 I would much rather be in a cab than on an island, 801 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:49,579 and there's no one I'd rather be trapped with than you. 802 00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:50,413 - Thank you. 803 00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:51,248 - [Penny] Mm-hmm. 804 00:35:51,250 --> 00:35:52,315 Yeah, what about you? 805 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,428 - MacGyver? 806 00:35:53,429 --> 00:35:54,540 - [Man On Radio] You know what you are? 807 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:55,652 You are one of those bullshit 808 00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:57,320 sensationalist pseudo scientists. 809 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,256 - I didn't think he would say bullshit on the radio. 810 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:00,690 - [Man On Radio] Without having to take 811 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,159 any responsibility for anyone. 812 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:05,829 - I think Bella's marriage material, 813 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,297 but Jasmine's sexy. 814 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,299 Jasmine's very sexy. 815 00:36:09,301 --> 00:36:13,203 Can I have like a Stepford wife of sorts, 816 00:36:13,205 --> 00:36:14,471 like a robot? 817 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:16,339 - Why would your mind go there? 818 00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,874 You just hate people, don't you? 819 00:36:17,876 --> 00:36:19,209 - Yeah, yeah. 820 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,212 Yeah. 821 00:36:22,214 --> 00:36:22,846 - All right. 822 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:23,914 Well, he's already died. 823 00:36:23,916 --> 00:36:25,716 I don't even (laughs) the other. 824 00:36:25,717 --> 00:36:27,517 - [Man On Radio] Convincing some old lady in Iowa 825 00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:30,353 that time traveling aliens are the reason 826 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,421 her grandkids don't visit. 827 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:32,656 Shame on you. 828 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,456 - [Man On Radio] But Bob, if you listen 829 00:36:33,458 --> 00:36:34,691 to what I'm saying... 830 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:35,926 - [Man On Radio] What exactly are you saying? 831 00:36:35,928 --> 00:36:37,761 - Actually, I think I finally figured out 832 00:36:37,763 --> 00:36:39,630 what they're saying. 833 00:36:39,631 --> 00:36:41,498 So, these time traveling us aliens from the future 834 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:45,569 travel back in time and created us in their/our image. 835 00:36:45,571 --> 00:36:47,837 But in doing so altered our appearance 836 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:49,439 so that we look more like them. 837 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:51,408 Which is us. 838 00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:56,713 - Yeah, but how did we turn into them in the first place? 839 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:59,683 For them to go back in time and create us. 840 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:01,318 See, that would have to happen first 841 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,253 for us to look like them, 842 00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,255 if they're us. 843 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:07,390 Which is us. 844 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:09,359 - Wait. 845 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:13,263 Damn it, I had this. 846 00:37:13,265 --> 00:37:14,497 - No, you didn't. 847 00:37:14,499 --> 00:37:15,966 - [Man On Radio] Get out of my office. 848 00:37:15,968 --> 00:37:16,900 - [Man On Radio] Could I just take the water with me. 849 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:19,336 - But why not me on the island? 850 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,804 Like you, is it... 851 00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,239 - 'Cause can you build a raft 852 00:37:22,241 --> 00:37:23,640 out of coconuts and dental floss? 853 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:25,275 - Why do you wanna get off the island? 854 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:26,977 Why can't we enjoy the island? 855 00:37:26,979 --> 00:37:29,312 Why can't we be islanders. 856 00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:30,547 It's our island. 857 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:31,381 No, that's cool. 858 00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:32,415 It's cool, it's cool. 859 00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:33,350 I'll just drop you... 860 00:37:33,352 --> 00:37:35,002 Oh, this looks like a good spot, 861 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,653 it's the middle of nowhere, perfect for you. 862 00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:40,657 - [Man On Radio] Got through government grants. 863 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:43,526 We came to the conclusion that 864 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:46,029 these so-called extraterrestrials 865 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,531 came to our thousands of years ago. 866 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:49,933 What people don't realize 867 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:52,402 is that they irrevocably altered our reality. 868 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:58,008 (lightening zapping) 869 00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,312 - What happens to you? 870 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,413 No! 871 00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:05,348 Penny! 872 00:38:06,585 --> 00:38:08,318 - I'm doing it. 873 00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,552 - We'll think of somethin'. 874 00:38:10,689 --> 00:38:11,588 Miss me? 875 00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:17,327 (thunder rumbling) 876 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,431 - It gets easier. 877 00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,036 Come on, talk to me. 878 00:38:26,872 --> 00:38:27,771 - It's nothin'. 879 00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,475 What's at Elm and River Drive anyway? 880 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:35,512 - Honestly, I don't even remember. 881 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,747 Hey, why a cab? 882 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:39,416 You never told me. 883 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,868 Why do you drive a cab? 884 00:38:40,869 --> 00:38:42,319 - Why does it matter why I drive a cab? 885 00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:44,721 Or where I went to high school or my favorite Beatle. 886 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,456 None of it matters, nothing matters here. 887 00:38:46,458 --> 00:38:47,357 We're just... 888 00:38:51,596 --> 00:38:52,495 Sorry. 889 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,535 My Pops drove one. 890 00:38:58,537 --> 00:39:00,837 32 years, right up until he croaked at the wheel. 891 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,772 - Did he like it? 892 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,708 - No, absolutely hated it, 893 00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,843 complained about a sore ass all the time. 894 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:09,412 But that was the thing about him, 895 00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:11,614 he just never had it in him to be anything else. 896 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,416 - Had it in him? 897 00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:14,384 How? 898 00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:16,386 - He was a simple guy. 899 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:19,489 Got up, did his job, came home. 900 00:39:19,491 --> 00:39:20,990 Before he knew it he was old, 901 00:39:20,992 --> 00:39:22,892 his life hadn't amounted to anything. 902 00:39:22,894 --> 00:39:25,495 - You say that like you despise him for it. 903 00:39:25,497 --> 00:39:26,696 - No, I just... 904 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,034 I didn't wanna be the same as him. 905 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,807 Joke's on me I guess. 906 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,777 Think you're up for rubbin' my ass a bit. 907 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,115 I'm just tired of drivin'. 908 00:39:49,421 --> 00:39:50,653 - You feel trapped. 909 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:56,493 I know all about what it's like to feel trapped. 910 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:03,600 I'm married back in the world. 911 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:07,437 But it's... 912 00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:09,572 It's not what a marriage should be. 913 00:40:10,409 --> 00:40:11,474 It's not even close. 914 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:18,114 My husband, he's brilliant, but he's cold and he's cruel. 915 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,086 And his work always comes first, which is fine, 916 00:40:23,088 --> 00:40:25,054 what he does is important, 917 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:29,426 and, honestly, I'm relieved not to have to 918 00:40:29,428 --> 00:40:31,495 spend any time with him 919 00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:33,563 outside of social functions and appearances. 920 00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:39,602 But living like that, it makes you alone. 921 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,638 Even when you're around people. 922 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:42,639 See, you don't know what that's like, 923 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:43,606 you don't know what it's like 924 00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:44,908 to live life out in the cold. 925 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,511 - Then why not divorce him? 926 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:50,980 - Because our families are influential 927 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:53,817 and our marriage is an alliance between them. 928 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:56,052 It's not something I can just file some papers 929 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:57,754 and walk away from. 930 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:01,558 So you see, you don't have to be in a time loop 931 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,859 to be trapped. 932 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:06,496 - I'm sorry. 933 00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:07,597 - I'm not. 934 00:41:09,468 --> 00:41:10,567 Not here. 935 00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:11,601 Here I'm not alone. 936 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,005 You can judge me if you want. 937 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,041 As a matter of fact, you probably should. 938 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,244 But part of me, big part of me 939 00:41:21,246 --> 00:41:24,647 is genuinely happy to be here with you. 940 00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:30,920 So what about you? 941 00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:32,755 Is there anybody special? 942 00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:35,158 - Well, in high school my girlfriend dumped me 943 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,494 in front of the band and the dick playing the trombone 944 00:41:37,496 --> 00:41:38,595 went wah-wah. 945 00:41:38,597 --> 00:41:42,098 Everybody laughed at me and I wanted to die. 946 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,701 That was my last serious relationship. 947 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:46,669 - That can't possibly be it. 948 00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:47,704 - No. 949 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,105 That's not it at all. 950 00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,712 - Hey, I get it, it's okay. 951 00:41:55,714 --> 00:41:57,714 We don't have to talk about that. 952 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:01,184 There's plenty of other subjects to discuss. 953 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,785 Hey, did you see that game last night? 954 00:42:02,787 --> 00:42:04,721 - All right, smart ass. 955 00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,657 There was someone. 956 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:09,993 - [Penny] How'd you guys meet? 957 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:12,762 - She got into my cab one day. 958 00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:13,897 - Was she riveting? 959 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,533 - Very. 960 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:20,570 - Yeah, but was she asked you to turn the heat on riveting? 961 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:22,205 - No, not that riveting. 962 00:42:22,207 --> 00:42:23,673 Plus we met in the summer time, 963 00:42:23,675 --> 00:42:26,609 so ironically the first thing she asked me for 964 00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:28,678 was to turn on the air conditioning. 965 00:42:31,616 --> 00:42:33,650 We didn't end well. 966 00:42:33,652 --> 00:42:34,717 I thought we were... 967 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,588 I was deluding myself. 968 00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:39,722 - How so? 969 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:41,257 - She ran off on me one day. 970 00:42:41,259 --> 00:42:43,059 - Did she tell you why? 971 00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:44,860 - Probably didn't wanna be with a lowly cab driver. 972 00:42:44,863 --> 00:42:46,763 - [Penny] I'm sure it's not like that. 973 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:48,731 - Well, whatever it was, 974 00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:50,934 I guess whatever we had wasn't enough. 975 00:42:51,870 --> 00:42:53,036 - Did you ever see her again? 976 00:42:53,038 --> 00:42:53,903 - No. 977 00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:56,606 - Well, suppose you ran into her again. 978 00:42:56,608 --> 00:42:57,674 What would you say? 979 00:42:57,676 --> 00:42:58,708 - Come on. 980 00:42:58,710 --> 00:42:59,742 - What would you say? 981 00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:03,146 (dramatic music) 982 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:08,284 - I'm sorry I didn't know how to fix it. 983 00:43:10,622 --> 00:43:12,188 - What makes you think it's your fault? 984 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,756 - Had to be someone's fault. 985 00:43:15,627 --> 00:43:16,693 - No, it doesn't. 986 00:43:16,695 --> 00:43:21,664 And for what it's worth, I think it's quite noble 987 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:24,801 to transport people to their destinations. 988 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:27,236 There's nothing lowly about being a cab driver. 989 00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:30,073 We all have to get where we're going. 990 00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:32,041 - You say that except I can't for the life of me 991 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,677 get you to Elm and goddamn River Drive. 992 00:43:34,679 --> 00:43:36,045 Some cabby I am. 993 00:43:38,850 --> 00:43:41,851 (dramatic music) 994 00:43:46,358 --> 00:43:49,258 (engine rumbling) 995 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:53,896 (dramatic music) 996 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,787 (suspenseful music) 997 00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:23,760 I'll find you, Penny. 998 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:30,099 (dramatic music) 999 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:33,069 (thunder rumbling) 1000 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:37,907 (lightening snapping) 1001 00:44:40,745 --> 00:44:43,980 (lightening crashing) 1002 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:12,375 (radio squealing) 1003 00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:24,320 (thunder crashing) 1004 00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:28,191 What am I doing? 1005 00:45:28,193 --> 00:45:30,359 What the hell am I doing? 1006 00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:34,197 (thunder rumbling) 1007 00:45:43,808 --> 00:45:47,043 (engine turning over) 1008 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:50,947 Come on. 1009 00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:53,382 (engine turning over) 1010 00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:54,784 Come on! 1011 00:45:54,786 --> 00:45:58,087 (engine turning over) 1012 00:45:58,089 --> 00:45:58,988 Come on! 1013 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:03,259 (thunder rumbling) 1014 00:46:04,896 --> 00:46:06,295 - [Woman] Harris. 1015 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:09,031 (ominous music) 1016 00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:13,903 (thunder rumbling) 1017 00:46:17,909 --> 00:46:19,275 Harris, come back. 1018 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:26,549 (lightening snapping) 1019 00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:33,523 - Harris to Dispatch. 1020 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:37,226 (radio static) 1021 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:44,967 Harris to Dispatch, please come in. 1022 00:46:48,907 --> 00:46:51,541 (metal scraping) 1023 00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,978 (radio beeping) 1024 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:58,981 (thunder crashing) 1025 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:02,451 (ominous music) 1026 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:11,260 - [Voice] Turn back. 1027 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:13,896 - What? 1028 00:47:13,898 --> 00:47:15,431 - [Voice] Come back. 1029 00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:21,003 Turn back! 1030 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:23,539 Turn back! 1031 00:47:26,311 --> 00:47:28,211 (meter chiming) 1032 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:31,214 (thunder rumbling) 1033 00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:37,553 (engine accelerating) 1034 00:48:03,081 --> 00:48:05,047 - Hey, are you okay? 1035 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:09,252 - Just glad to see you. 1036 00:48:11,289 --> 00:48:13,055 - Something happened. 1037 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,257 What happened? 1038 00:48:14,259 --> 00:48:15,157 - Nothin'. 1039 00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:24,333 You're okay. 1040 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:27,136 - Why wouldn't I be? 1041 00:48:29,507 --> 00:48:30,506 - I can't lose you. 1042 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:33,242 - What do you mean? 1043 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:35,378 We're stuck together, remember? 1044 00:48:40,118 --> 00:48:42,919 You're not gonna lose me. 1045 00:48:42,921 --> 00:48:45,521 (dramatic music) 1046 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,377 (uplifting music) 1047 00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,216 - My seat belt's stuck. 1048 00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:17,119 (heavy breathing) 1049 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:21,724 Wow, that's really impressive. 1050 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:25,628 That was impressive. 1051 00:49:57,695 --> 00:50:00,663 (thunder rumbling) 1052 00:50:06,237 --> 00:50:09,205 (thunder crashing) 1053 00:50:15,113 --> 00:50:17,446 - [Penny] So what happened after we left 1054 00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:18,614 each other last time? 1055 00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:20,649 - [Harris] Doesn't matter, you were right. 1056 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,651 - Well, I'm used to that. 1057 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:25,421 But pray tell in what context are you referring? 1058 00:50:25,423 --> 00:50:27,790 - [Harris] At first all I wanted was to get out of this. 1059 00:50:27,792 --> 00:50:28,691 - [Penny] Go on. 1060 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:34,163 - What if we were meant to be here with each other? 1061 00:50:35,099 --> 00:50:36,265 What if this is a gift? 1062 00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:40,403 Let's just stay here. 1063 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,172 What do you think? 1064 00:50:43,174 --> 00:50:46,342 No more loneliness, no more empty lives, 1065 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:48,544 just you and me. 1066 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:51,213 - Are you sure? 1067 00:50:51,215 --> 00:50:52,448 You can live with that? 1068 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,183 - I think so. 1069 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,218 - And that'll be enough? 1070 00:51:00,324 --> 00:51:03,092 (gentle music) 1071 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:16,572 (thunder rumbling) 1072 00:51:33,157 --> 00:51:36,158 (car crashing) 1073 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,527 - Where did you get that scar? 1074 00:51:41,399 --> 00:51:42,298 - What scar? 1075 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:44,767 - The one on your head, 1076 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,869 right where it went through the partition. 1077 00:51:52,577 --> 00:51:54,643 If time was resetting, how did that heal? 1078 00:51:58,349 --> 00:51:59,415 You're not resetting. 1079 00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:02,651 That must mean neither am I. 1080 00:52:02,653 --> 00:52:04,186 What's going on? 1081 00:52:04,188 --> 00:52:05,187 That scar looks old. 1082 00:52:05,189 --> 00:52:05,821 Where did that time go? 1083 00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:06,689 Where was I? 1084 00:52:06,691 --> 00:52:07,623 - Harris. 1085 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,724 - No, tell me the truth, Penny! 1086 00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:09,758 What is going on? 1087 00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:10,693 What don't I know? 1088 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:11,861 - Don't ask those questions. 1089 00:52:11,863 --> 00:52:14,196 Don't pull on the thread. 1090 00:52:14,198 --> 00:52:15,748 - What don't I know? 1091 00:52:15,749 --> 00:52:17,299 - Just stay here with me, just be happy with me. 1092 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,334 - Just be... 1093 00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:19,569 - Be here with me. 1094 00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:20,803 - Are you the one keeping me here? 1095 00:52:22,306 --> 00:52:23,205 (thunder crashing) 1096 00:52:23,207 --> 00:52:24,306 - No. 1097 00:52:29,147 --> 00:52:29,778 It was... 1098 00:52:29,780 --> 00:52:30,613 (whispers) 1099 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:31,447 - What? 1100 00:52:31,449 --> 00:52:32,281 Who? 1101 00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:33,315 Who is keeping me here? 1102 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:35,651 (groaning) 1103 00:52:39,390 --> 00:52:40,456 - Harris. 1104 00:52:40,458 --> 00:52:41,357 Harris! 1105 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,259 Don't drink the water. 1106 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:46,262 (thunder crashing) 1107 00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:49,832 (ominous music) 1108 00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:59,308 (meter dinging) 1109 00:53:01,412 --> 00:53:04,446 (radio squealing) 1110 00:53:08,219 --> 00:53:09,752 - [Dispatch] Harris, come in. 1111 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:12,889 - Yeah, I'm here. 1112 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:14,390 - [Dispatch] What's your ETA on that pick up? 1113 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:15,758 - Any minute, I'll keep you posted. 1114 00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:16,759 Harris out. 1115 00:53:33,344 --> 00:53:35,978 (dramatic music) 1116 00:54:08,946 --> 00:54:10,279 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1117 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:12,481 no, no, no, no, no, no. 1118 00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:22,491 (ominous music) 1119 00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:32,401 - Elm and River. 1120 00:54:41,946 --> 00:54:43,912 Elm and River Drive. 1121 00:55:26,924 --> 00:55:29,358 - [Penny] Come back to me. 1122 00:55:33,030 --> 00:55:35,531 - I'll find you, Penny. 1123 00:55:35,533 --> 00:55:37,433 Where is Penny? 1124 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:38,667 - Who's Penny? 1125 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:43,939 - Who is Penny. 1126 00:55:45,943 --> 00:55:47,376 There was someone. 1127 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,098 - [Penny] How did you guys meet? 1128 00:55:52,099 --> 00:55:53,482 - [Harris] She got into my cab one day. 1129 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:55,050 - [Penny] Was she riveting? 1130 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:55,951 - Very. 1131 00:55:58,556 --> 00:55:59,988 We didn't end well. 1132 00:56:03,494 --> 00:56:05,961 (gentle music) 1133 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:10,132 Hi. 1134 00:56:10,134 --> 00:56:11,066 - [Penny] Hi. 1135 00:56:11,068 --> 00:56:13,369 - You call for a cab, Miss? 1136 00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:14,770 - Yeah, I did. 1137 00:56:14,772 --> 00:56:16,805 Do you have air conditioning in there? 1138 00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:17,973 - I do. 1139 00:56:17,975 --> 00:56:19,808 We're fancy, it works and everything. 1140 00:56:20,678 --> 00:56:22,144 - That's awesome, thank you. 1141 00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:25,581 (gentle music) 1142 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:05,781 You know, legend has it that the star Altair is a man, 1143 00:58:06,584 --> 00:58:07,983 and the star Vega is a woman, 1144 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:10,853 and they loved each other very much. 1145 00:58:10,855 --> 00:58:13,622 But they weren't allowed to be together. 1146 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:15,991 So the milky way was created as a barrier 1147 00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:17,159 to keep them apart. 1148 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:21,797 However, every year their star paths would cross 1149 00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:24,666 and they would get to spend one moment together 1150 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,635 as they passed each other by. 1151 00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:27,703 Isn't that romantic? 1152 00:58:31,642 --> 00:58:34,910 Are you gagging back there, how sappy this is? 1153 00:58:34,912 --> 00:58:37,179 - No, I'm not gagging, I'm bummed. 1154 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:38,247 That's really sad. 1155 00:58:40,618 --> 00:58:42,618 - Love stories usually are. 1156 00:58:43,654 --> 00:58:46,121 (gentle music) 1157 01:00:26,290 --> 01:00:29,124 (rain pattering) 1158 01:01:21,745 --> 01:01:22,844 - For the ride. 1159 01:01:35,759 --> 01:01:38,927 (thunder crashing) 1160 01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:52,074 - [Dispatcher] Harris, come in. 1161 01:01:55,279 --> 01:01:56,144 Harris. 1162 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:04,920 - Yeah. 1163 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:06,822 - [Dispatcher] Did you make the drop off? 1164 01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:12,494 - What's happening to me? 1165 01:02:12,496 --> 01:02:13,929 - [Dispatcher] Nothin'. 1166 01:02:13,931 --> 01:02:14,930 You're doing your job. 1167 01:02:15,766 --> 01:02:17,766 - What is my job? 1168 01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:19,201 - [Dispatcher] You work for me. 1169 01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:23,071 - What is my job? 1170 01:02:24,441 --> 01:02:28,310 - [Dispatcher] Harris, you are the fairy man. 1171 01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:37,486 (thunder crashing) 1172 01:02:37,488 --> 01:02:38,386 Harris? 1173 01:02:41,759 --> 01:02:42,457 - No. 1174 01:02:44,228 --> 01:02:45,127 No. 1175 01:02:46,497 --> 01:02:48,029 I have a life. 1176 01:02:48,031 --> 01:02:49,865 I'm a cab driver, I remember that, 1177 01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:50,932 I remember... 1178 01:02:56,774 --> 01:02:57,940 Penny. 1179 01:02:57,941 --> 01:02:59,107 - [Dispatcher] Well, you had a life, 1180 01:02:59,109 --> 01:03:01,943 and I'm sure it was a moderately decent one, 1181 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:03,378 but it's long over. 1182 01:03:06,283 --> 01:03:09,084 (dramatic music) 1183 01:03:37,014 --> 01:03:40,415 (car crashing) 1184 01:03:40,417 --> 01:03:43,318 (engine rumbling) 1185 01:04:06,243 --> 01:04:07,142 - Who are you? 1186 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:09,144 - [Dispatcher] Really? 1187 01:04:09,146 --> 01:04:10,512 It's not obvious? 1188 01:04:10,514 --> 01:04:12,581 We're gonna actually do this. 1189 01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:17,552 Well, throughout the ages I've been called many things. 1190 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,120 None of them positive. 1191 01:04:19,122 --> 01:04:20,956 I don't know why people hate me so much, 1192 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,991 I'm sort of a necessary evil. 1193 01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:24,626 I mean, without me there would be 1194 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:28,430 no turning of the tides, no progress. 1195 01:04:28,432 --> 01:04:32,000 Life as they all know it would cease to exist. 1196 01:04:36,573 --> 01:04:38,940 - So you... 1197 01:04:38,941 --> 01:04:41,308 - [Dispatcher] I am the receiver of many. 1198 01:04:42,946 --> 01:04:44,613 - Death. 1199 01:04:44,615 --> 01:04:46,014 - [Dispatcher] Personified. 1200 01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:02,564 - Penny. 1201 01:05:04,268 --> 01:05:05,100 What about Penny? 1202 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:06,001 Where is she? 1203 01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,436 - [Dispatcher] Penny. 1204 01:05:08,438 --> 01:05:10,005 It's cute, right? 1205 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:12,073 It's a cute name. 1206 01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:14,976 Your Penny, as she likes to be called these days, 1207 01:05:14,978 --> 01:05:17,078 is home right now. 1208 01:05:18,081 --> 01:05:19,548 - Home. 1209 01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:21,016 - [Dispatcher] You know, it's not your fault, 1210 01:05:21,018 --> 01:05:22,484 what happened with you two. 1211 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:24,352 I don't actually blame you. 1212 01:05:24,354 --> 01:05:25,253 Persephone. 1213 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:27,989 Penny and I have been havin' problems 1214 01:05:27,991 --> 01:05:31,259 for, let's see, ever. 1215 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:32,994 I tried to make her happy, I really did, 1216 01:05:32,996 --> 01:05:35,063 but these arranged relationships 1217 01:05:35,065 --> 01:05:38,033 they just never work out, do they? 1218 01:05:38,035 --> 01:05:39,134 - So she's... 1219 01:05:39,136 --> 01:05:40,702 - [Dispatcher] Harris. 1220 01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,038 She's my wife. 1221 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:48,109 - My husband, he's brilliant, but he's cold. 1222 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:50,545 - Time, how many times have we taken this drive before? 1223 01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:51,613 Five, 10? 1224 01:05:51,615 --> 01:05:53,114 - And he's cruel. 1225 01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:54,516 - I don't wanna be the same as him. 1226 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:56,117 - How much do you remember? 1227 01:05:57,187 --> 01:05:58,520 Don't drink the water! 1228 01:05:58,522 --> 01:06:00,488 Harris, remember me this time. 1229 01:06:01,959 --> 01:06:03,591 - [Dispatcher] She hates me. 1230 01:06:03,593 --> 01:06:05,360 I mean hates me, 1231 01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:10,065 and every year she takes these trips away from here, 1232 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:11,466 away from me. 1233 01:06:11,468 --> 01:06:13,034 Up above. 1234 01:06:13,036 --> 01:06:14,436 She just can't wait, you know. 1235 01:06:14,438 --> 01:06:17,472 She just can't wait to get away. 1236 01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:20,108 And on one of those little trips 1237 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:22,210 she met you. 1238 01:06:24,014 --> 01:06:26,314 Really did a number on you, didn't she? 1239 01:06:26,316 --> 01:06:27,549 - She... 1240 01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:29,835 - [Dispatcher] I'd like to point out right now 1241 01:06:29,836 --> 01:06:32,120 that I'm not the bad guy here, that I'm the victim. 1242 01:06:32,122 --> 01:06:34,689 You guys were the ones who ran around on me. 1243 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:39,127 I was forgiving, I was lenient, I was merciful. 1244 01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:41,696 Yeah, so I sentenced you to an eternity 1245 01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:44,165 of being my fairy man, 1246 01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,735 but I took away your memory of that little trump, 1247 01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,236 and do I get to forget? 1248 01:06:48,238 --> 01:06:49,738 No. 1249 01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:53,341 I have to live with what you guys did, so to speak. 1250 01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:56,578 Oh, and by the way, she's still messing with you. 1251 01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:59,180 She just had to tell you about the water. 1252 01:07:00,050 --> 01:07:02,050 You wanna know something? 1253 01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:04,319 She's the one who put it there. 1254 01:07:06,056 --> 01:07:10,191 - So every year she takes a trip away from here, 1255 01:07:11,161 --> 01:07:13,194 and every year... 1256 01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:16,097 - [Dispatcher] You drive her back. 1257 01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:18,099 There are many ways for her to leave here, 1258 01:07:18,101 --> 01:07:22,037 but there is only ever one way back. 1259 01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:24,039 - The fairy man. 1260 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:27,675 - [Dispatcher] You know, just because 1261 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,210 you're aware of yourself now 1262 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:32,213 doesn't mean you get to stop working. 1263 01:07:32,215 --> 01:07:33,181 Moonlight's burning, Harris. 1264 01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:35,517 Fares are piling up. 1265 01:07:35,519 --> 01:07:37,218 We have a job to do, 1266 01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:40,622 and we pride ourselves on our service. 1267 01:07:40,624 --> 01:07:42,524 So reset your meter. 1268 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:43,758 Dispatch out. 1269 01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:12,554 (sobbing) 1270 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:28,329 (sighs) 1271 01:09:37,908 --> 01:09:40,642 (meter dinging) 1272 01:09:41,945 --> 01:09:44,779 (dramatic music) 1273 01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:05,500 - You're such a jerk! 1274 01:10:05,502 --> 01:10:06,868 - It wasn't even me. - I hate you! 1275 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:08,336 - It wasn't me. 1276 01:10:08,338 --> 01:10:09,821 - Yeah, it wasn't you. - I wasn't even there. 1277 01:10:09,822 --> 01:10:11,305 - It wasn't you, like, when you Mom came home. 1278 01:10:11,308 --> 01:10:13,608 - And just about then I started to expand my thinking. 1279 01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:16,778 Trying new places, high end groceries for example. 1280 01:10:16,780 --> 01:10:20,315 (speaking in foreign language) 1281 01:10:20,317 --> 01:10:21,349 - What? 1282 01:10:21,351 --> 01:10:22,250 - Ah. 1283 01:10:23,853 --> 01:10:26,955 Know where we can stop for a cheeseburger? 1284 01:10:26,957 --> 01:10:29,524 - I mean you can really clean up outside a place like that. 1285 01:10:29,526 --> 01:10:30,992 - Look what you did to my shoe! 1286 01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:32,527 You broke my shoe. - You did that yourself. 1287 01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:34,862 - These are the most expensive shoes I have. 1288 01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:37,265 (speaking in foreign language) 1289 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:40,301 - I, I don't, I don't... 1290 01:10:40,303 --> 01:10:41,970 - Hey. 1291 01:10:41,972 --> 01:10:43,004 Cheeseburger. 1292 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:46,641 - Spring break gone bad? 1293 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:49,010 - Dude. 1294 01:10:49,012 --> 01:10:51,412 - Say no more, young squire, say no more. 1295 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:53,681 I, I, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1296 01:10:53,683 --> 01:10:58,319 Stay in the cab, you don't wanna jump out, die twice. 1297 01:10:58,321 --> 01:11:00,421 Actually, tell me what happened. 1298 01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:03,024 - So I got locked in the bathroom for 45 minutes. 1299 01:11:03,026 --> 01:11:04,993 - People think the secret to panhandling 1300 01:11:04,995 --> 01:11:06,427 is having the right sign. 1301 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:08,630 That's not the secret at all. 1302 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,031 - You tried to get me... - Oh my God. 1303 01:11:10,033 --> 01:11:11,466 - You're so annoying. - This guy's gonna give you... 1304 01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:12,767 - [Woman] A lot of money, but he's not. 1305 01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,370 (whistling) 1306 01:11:17,874 --> 01:11:18,873 - Elm and River. 1307 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:21,542 (speaking in foreign language) 1308 01:11:21,544 --> 01:11:22,644 - Elm and River. 1309 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:23,878 Elm and... 1310 01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,280 Elm and River. 1311 01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:26,814 We actually don't eat down here at all. 1312 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:30,318 I feel like I should warn you. 1313 01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:34,322 - So the secret is not to wear shoes, man. 1314 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:34,956 - Oh. 1315 01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,759 (feet squeaking) 1316 01:11:47,570 --> 01:11:48,436 Oh. 1317 01:11:55,378 --> 01:11:57,345 Went out with a bang, huh? 1318 01:11:57,347 --> 01:11:59,614 (laughing) 1319 01:12:00,984 --> 01:12:03,685 - This isn't one of those like gas, grass or ass 1320 01:12:03,687 --> 01:12:04,919 kind of cabs, is it? 1321 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:05,853 - I... 1322 01:12:05,855 --> 01:12:07,088 - Seemed to have left my wallet. 1323 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:11,025 (speaking in foreign language) 1324 01:12:11,027 --> 01:12:12,093 - You know, we got radio. 1325 01:12:12,095 --> 01:12:14,395 I mean it's like XM. 1326 01:12:14,397 --> 01:12:16,898 Are you a vaper or a bonger? 1327 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:19,534 - I'm a chonger. 1328 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:21,602 That's a cheeseburger bonger. 1329 01:12:21,604 --> 01:12:22,437 - Yeah, I'm here. 1330 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:23,471 - Wow. 1331 01:12:23,473 --> 01:12:24,105 - Yeah. 1332 01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,540 - Well welcome. 1333 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,575 You know, if I could, if could, if I could just 1334 01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:29,477 for a minute. 1335 01:12:29,479 --> 01:12:32,847 It's some compelling stuff, like time traveling aliens 1336 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:36,584 and I've listened to it like a hundred times. 1337 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:40,655 (speaking in foreign language) 1338 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,457 Elm and river! 1339 01:12:42,459 --> 01:12:43,391 - Yeah! 1340 01:12:43,393 --> 01:12:45,526 (yelling) 1341 01:12:45,528 --> 01:12:46,761 - Got my money on her. 1342 01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:50,098 ¶ Hello my ragtime gal ¶ 1343 01:12:52,969 --> 01:12:55,069 - Where the hell is this? 1344 01:12:59,142 --> 01:13:01,709 (gentle music) 1345 01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,891 (thunder rumbling) 1346 01:13:28,004 --> 01:13:30,905 (engine rumbling) 1347 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,677 (gentle music) 1348 01:13:41,718 --> 01:13:43,851 - Please tell me you have heat in there. 1349 01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,186 - It smells like burning. 1350 01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:47,588 - Always does. 1351 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:01,669 I'm sorry. 1352 01:14:01,671 --> 01:14:03,204 Was this presumptuous of me? 1353 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:04,071 - Not at all. 1354 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,643 It's been a long year. 1355 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:11,512 (gentle music) 1356 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:34,569 (thunder rumbling) 1357 01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:36,037 Why does that happen every time you get in my cab? 1358 01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:38,573 What's that about? 1359 01:14:38,575 --> 01:14:41,542 - That's just my husband getting ready for a fight, 1360 01:14:42,145 --> 01:14:43,077 which I will win. 1361 01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:44,912 - Ah. 1362 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:49,684 - I looked for you, 1363 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,553 then next year when I went back 1364 01:14:54,190 --> 01:14:55,857 I found your cab. 1365 01:14:55,859 --> 01:14:57,191 - Did you now? 1366 01:14:57,193 --> 01:14:58,259 - I had it restored. 1367 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:01,496 I even drove it around a couple of times. 1368 01:15:01,498 --> 01:15:03,598 - [Harris] Oh, and how'd she treat ya? 1369 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,666 - She didn't like me as much as she liked you. 1370 01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:07,268 - Well, who does? 1371 01:15:11,774 --> 01:15:12,840 - I'm sorry, Harris. 1372 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,109 I'm sorry for everything. 1373 01:15:16,846 --> 01:15:17,462 - Wait. 1374 01:15:17,463 --> 01:15:18,079 It's been a year again here, 1375 01:15:18,081 --> 01:15:19,714 you really wanna spend it this way? 1376 01:15:20,717 --> 01:15:21,949 - You're right. 1377 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,718 How do you wanna spend it? 1378 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,754 - Well, my seat belt's stuck again. 1379 01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:33,594 - You can drink the water. 1380 01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,998 It's there so you don't have to remember. 1381 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,067 - I know, but I'm always afraid I'll forget ya again. 1382 01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:44,839 Besides, I started to see the nobility 1383 01:15:44,841 --> 01:15:46,908 in getting people to their destination. 1384 01:15:51,714 --> 01:15:52,813 - Selfish. 1385 01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:56,183 I was selfish, but you started to remember me. 1386 01:15:56,185 --> 01:15:58,219 - [Harris] Stop, it's okay. 1387 01:15:58,221 --> 01:15:59,587 - I'm sorry. 1388 01:15:59,589 --> 01:16:01,556 - I'm eternally grateful for what you did. 1389 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:02,156 - Eternal. 1390 01:16:02,158 --> 01:16:02,990 - Mm-hmm. 1391 01:16:02,992 --> 01:16:04,325 That's purgatory humor. 1392 01:16:05,628 --> 01:16:10,298 Look, I once told you that remembering you 1393 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,033 was like waking up from a dream. 1394 01:16:13,636 --> 01:16:15,603 I've had a long time since then to make sense of it, 1395 01:16:15,605 --> 01:16:17,305 to think about why it even happened in the first place, 1396 01:16:17,307 --> 01:16:21,175 and one thing I know for sure is before that night 1397 01:16:21,177 --> 01:16:24,145 I felt like I'd forgotten my way home 1398 01:16:24,147 --> 01:16:27,315 even though it was right in front of me. 1399 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,720 But when I remembered you and us that was home. 1400 01:16:39,662 --> 01:16:41,963 I remembered you because you're the one thing in my life 1401 01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,030 worth holdin' onto. 1402 01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:46,367 - It's 20 minutes a year. 1403 01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:47,735 Is it really worth that much to you? 1404 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:50,271 - It's worth its price in gold, baby. 1405 01:16:50,273 --> 01:16:52,773 (laughs) 1406 01:16:52,775 --> 01:16:54,976 That's fairy man humor there. 1407 01:16:54,978 --> 01:16:56,711 - I got that. 1408 01:16:56,713 --> 01:16:58,346 - Many people go their entire lives 1409 01:16:58,348 --> 01:17:00,014 without finding any meaning. 1410 01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:01,681 Believe me, I've driven my share of them in the past year. 1411 01:17:01,684 --> 01:17:04,251 I consider myself lucky to get 20 minutes. 1412 01:17:06,155 --> 01:17:07,788 So come on. 1413 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:09,790 This is our 20 minutes. 1414 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,392 Let's talk about something more interesting 1415 01:17:11,394 --> 01:17:13,044 than eternal suffering. 1416 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,695 I get enough of that in my day job. 1417 01:17:15,832 --> 01:17:16,864 - Okay. 1418 01:17:16,866 --> 01:17:18,199 - [Harris] Yeah? 1419 01:17:18,201 --> 01:17:19,033 - Yeah. 1420 01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:20,267 Yeah. 1421 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,136 - Okay, marry fuck kill. 1422 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:23,371 (laughs) 1423 01:17:23,373 --> 01:17:24,739 - You go first. 1424 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:27,408 (gentle music) 1425 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,704 - You would not believe the amount of ways 1426 01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:31,005 that people die naked. 1427 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:40,881 Well, Miss, I believe this is your stop. 1428 01:18:43,352 --> 01:18:45,319 - Please reconsider. 1429 01:18:45,321 --> 01:18:47,488 - Penny, it's my choice. 1430 01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:48,756 This is what I want. 1431 01:18:53,129 --> 01:18:54,895 As long as I can remember you I got hope. 1432 01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:58,933 - Then I'll always be waiting for you. 1433 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:03,304 - And I'll always be here to drive you. 1434 01:19:07,844 --> 01:19:10,945 (uplifting music) 1435 01:19:43,446 --> 01:19:46,247 (dramatic music)