[foreboding dark music]
There's an area for [mumbles], too babe.
We have to remodel it a little bit, you know?
But it's there.
And what are we supposed to tell my parents, Marcus?
Tell 'em the truth.
Marijuana's legal now, babe.
So we're not doin' anything wrong,
it's a business opportunity.
Just please give it a chance, baby.
Please give it a chance, baby.
I promise you.
I promise gon' love it.
Sure, whatever.
[soft foreboding music]
[gate squeaking]
[swing creaking]
[birds chirping]
Oh my god, this place looks like a hotel or something.
Yeah, just wait 'til you see the inside.
I did not expect this at all.
Okay, so the furniture inside,
it's pretty old, but don't pay
any attention to that, all right?
Just look at the design of the house.
You'll love it.
It's so dope.
Okay.
[ominous foreboding music]
Hey, [chuckles] what are you doing?
Isn't it tradition to carry you into our new home?
No, babe.
It's a tradition to carry your bride into a new home.
We ain't married yet.
Whatever, girl.
Lemme just get you in this house
before my back go out on me. [Grace chuckling]
[gasps] Wow.
I knew you'd like it.
Trust me, baby.
Once I get these weed plants goin',
we gon' make so much fucking money
that we can make this place look dope.
It definitely needs a thorough cleaning,
but it's amazing. [chuckles]
Yeah.
Oh my god.
This is beautiful.
Told you.
I'm gonna help you with any remodeling ideas you like.
Help?
Well it would've been helpful if you came and talked to me
before you went to this auction.
C'mon babe, stop that. But,
I'm so glad you did.
This place is the bomb! [chuckles]
Yeah, it's yo kitchen, girl.
[yawns] We're not there yet?
Jeez.
[grunts] There's no service up here.
GPS keeps saying it's loading.
So we're lost?
I guess so.
What?
Aw crap, I don't have signal either.
What's the address again?
1517 Springcrest Road.
[soft rock music]
Turn left here.
Left? Left.
Okay but I don't wanna get lost, Miss Leah.
Trust me.
Something is telling me this is the way to go.
Just turn left, go.
Okay, now we're on a dirt road.
[soft rock music]
[GPS beeping]
Oh.
Wait, it says it's right there.
See?
Told ya.
Damn, that was a lucky guess, Leah.
Call it a woman's intuition.
Happens to me all the time.
[ominous foreboding music]
This is really not what I was expecting.
Not at all, no. Wow.
Did she talk.
Now I'm like excited. What?
Seriously, how did they get this place?
That is the question.
Seriously.
Okay. Here.
Thank you. Yeah.
Wow, this is crazy. Here you go, babe.
Oh, [mumbles]. Yeah.
Oh sorry.
It's so big,
wow.
Hey.
Welcome, welcome.
Hey girl! Hi.
[chuckles] These boys didn't drive you crazy
on the drive up, did they? Oh, not at all.
My man. They're so sweet
and I slept the whole way up anyway.
[chuckles] My man.
Whassup, baby?
Yo, I'm so happy to be here.
Man, you didn't tell me this place was this big.
You said you bought a little cottage or somethin'.
This is crazy. Can you believe this?
It's amazing.
Like I had no idea.
This is why I said it was a steal, bro.
Like it's massive.
I don't know what I would do without you.
You're gonna help me decorate everything.
I got you, girl. Super.
I got you, girl. [chuckles]
Yes, great.
Welcome, man. Thanks.
Oh hey. What up, sis?
Hey, sweetie.
Look, thanks so much for coming
and thank you for giving my girl a ride up here.
Of course.
Grace, this is Dominic.
Hi, beautiful. Hi, Dom.
It's so nice to finally meet you.
Nice to meet you. Thanks for having us.
Of course.
Hey, congrats on the new digs.
Y'all are big time now.
Yeah, don't congratulate us just yet.
Let's see how Marcus can turn a profit first.
[chuckles] Hey, put that down.
We got everything.
You just show me the house.
[Leah chuckling]
This place is amazing. I'm so happy to be here.
I was a little worried, not gonna lie.
Did you get lost? Yes, yes.
[Marcus] A little bit? [chuckles]
Wow.
Oh wow, the house came furnished too?
Yup, the old owners left everything
except their personal belongings.
That's cool.
But it hasn't been cleaned yet,
so we're leavin' it covered for the weekend.
Oh my god, I am a sucker for fireplaces
and this one is beautiful.
I know, right?
I love it.
It's gonna be so cozy when it's cold out.
And I can totally see like a beautiful painting
or a mirror up there.
See?
That's why I called you, girl.
I need your eyes and interior decorating skills
to help me with this place.
Yup, this house has definitely a lot of potential.
It is stunning, actually.
I'm sorry, Leah.
I didn't quite get that.
What'd you say there?
I said this house has a lot of potential.
See, baby?
[chuckles] Whatever.
You're not outta the doghouse yet, mister.
Lemme show you guys to your rooms. [chuckles]
[soft foreboding music]
Is [mumbles] over here?
I'm trippin' over this place.
[Grace and Marcus chuckling]
It is enormous.
Well here you go, Leah.
The room is small, but the beds seem comfortable.
I'm sure it's fine, thanks.
Well make yourself at home
and come down whenever you're ready.
I'll make us skinny margaritas.
Yes, please.
[Grace chuckling]
And you two'll be sleepin' right over here.
And this room is for you guys.
Nice.
Ooh. [winces]
Sorry.
The mattress pad and sheets are new, but not the mattress.
But trust me, we disinfected the hell out of it.
Hey look, Marcus already told us
there's old furniture in here, so we're all good.
It's like we're camping.
No it's more like glamping, honey. [chuckles]
Hey, thank you for everything.
No, thank you guys for being here.
I swear if you weren't here, I might kill your best friend.
I now have hope that this
might not be such a bad investment.
Are you kidding me?
This house is incredible.
You guys are definitely gonna make that money
with the Mary Jane. [inhales]
Well let's hope so.
Look, relax a bit.
Marcus is gonna start barbecuing soon and he got tequila.
Hey!
So make sure you hydrate.
Hell yeah, mama.
Thanks, Grace. Okay.
Hey, you're gonna have to chill with the remarks.
What?
I didn't even say anything.
You didn't have to.
Your face said it all.
Look, my boy's trying really hard to get his girl happy
about this house, so try to be optimistic okay?
I am being optimistic.
I just told her how much I liked the fireplace.
Good.
Keep it up, playboy.
Now roll me one of those signature joints
so I can decompress.
We both need to decompress.
I know that's right.
Here is your prescription.
Ooh, shank you.
Boop.
A [mumbles]?
I mean it ain't gonna light itself, babe.
[soft sinister music]
[girl chuckling playfully]
[birds chirping]
[eerie foreboding music]
[crickets chirping]
[barbecue sizzling]
So this motherfucker decides it's time for payback
two fuckin' years later.
Told you I never forget.
That's right.
So we're all in the auditorium
for a rally right before the game
and this fool is in the front row.
He's clappin', he's hollerin' all loud.
As soon as the guy gets up to speak,
you see Marcus' whole demeanor change.
His eyes get all dark and shit.
And not two minutes in to the speech,
he gets up, he runs over to this sucker
and pulls his pants down around his ankles.
Everybody saw his tiny little pinky dick
and busted out laughin'.
[all laughing]
Yo, that shit was hilarious!
That poor guy.
That is so awful, Marcus.
Is that why you didn't graduate high school?
Hold up, hold up.
I graduated; I just wasn't able to walk the stage
for my diploma, but I didn't give a fuck.
That prick was so damn cocky and bullying everybody.
Did you get your ass kicked after that?
Yeah, by his mama.
[all laughing]
Yeah, she beat my ass that day.
I mean he did too later that summer, but I didn't care.
I mean I feel like I wasn't gettin' payback just for me,
but for the whole damn school.
Yes. You know what I'm sayin'?
Like fuckin' Brian Miller, man.
Yeah, jackass.
To Brian Miller: the little-dick jackass.
Oh no no, I can't take another one.
I'm drunk, guys.
Hey, you have to. Yes.
Plus, I'm faded already too.
Come on, Leah.
I got you a big one.
Fine, but you are cleanin' up my vomit later.
Cheers.
Is it like that?
I didn't know that. Cheers.
Salud!
[all grunting]
Brian!
[Grace chuckling]
I gotta piss like crazy.
Where's the bathroom again?
Babe, can you show him where it is?
I got you, man.
C'mon.
[Dominic] Oh my god.
Come on. All right, end of the hall.
Yeah. To the left.
Got it.
[eerie foreboding music]
[chuckles softly] Shit, it's a closet.
[eerie foreboding music]
I know you have some embarrassing stories
about Phil too.
I wanna know everything.
[water trickling]
Leah?
[eerie orchestral music]
Oh shit.
My bad, bro.
Had to get a towel.
Your new boyfriend spilled his beer all over me.
He did? Yeah.
It's all good though, man.
'Bout to take this shit off anyway.
You know what they say,
"It ain't a party 'til somebody spills a drink."
[chuckles] I think this party's over anyway.
[Phillip] What?
It's like 10:30.
[Marcus] Yeah, I know.
But me, I'm not tryin' to be hungover for tomorrow.
You know Grace about to put my ass to work.
[Phillip] She sure is.
You know she is.
[Marcus chuckling]
C'mon, man.
Gee.
Your hair, I just love it. Yeah.
Marcus tell you I spilled a beer on him?
I'm such an idiot. He did.
I was way too animated, tellin' a story
and just knocks you right into it.
Seriously, bro.
It's all good.
I'm 'bout to change and go to bed anyway.
Yes, we should all go to bed
because we have a busy day tomorrow
gettin' this place in order.
[sighs] Actually I'm exhausted from the drive,
so we're ready for bed too.
I brought our coffee pot with us
and I got some good stuff for breakfast.
Ooh, I can help.
I have an inner Ina Garten inside of me
just dyin' to get out.
Ooh, wonderful.
Seven a.m., you guys.
[Marcus] Oh c'mon, babe.
Seriously?
More like nine please?
C'mon.
It's the weekend, come on.
[sighs] Fine, nine it is. Wow.
There's some bottles of water in the fridge, you guys.
You'll thank me in the morning.
Thank you, babe. Thank you, Grace.
[soft foreboding music] [crickets chirping]
So what do you think of Dominic?
He's cool.
Phil seems to really like him.
Yeah, I can see that.
He's really nice.
As long as Phil's happy, I'm happy.
So
are you happy or are you still mad at me?
Still mad at you.
Baby, this house was a steal at the auction.
All I was tryin' to do was invest in somethin'
to make us some money for our future, that's all.
I know that.
But you have to talk to me about these things, okay?
We're a team,
so I wanna be a part of all the decisions from now on.
Got it.
Understood.
Now get over here and gimme some booty.
Lemme clean up first.
I'll be right back.
[lips smacking]
Hurry up.
[water trickling]
[soft foreboding music]
[crickets chirping]
[door squeaking and slamming]
Marcus!
[water trickling]
Marcus.
[eerie foreboding music]
[sinister orchestral music]
[girl humming]
[ominous roaring] [Leah shrieking]
[soft foreboding music]
[Leah gasping]
[soft foreboding music]
[birds chirping]
[egg cracking] [pan sizzling]
[window squeaking]
The hell is this?
Hey girl. Hey.
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
I'm sorry, guys.
I just didn't sleep well at all.
Oh, you too?
Marcus couldn't sleep either.
I just had a really bad dream.
All that alcohol.
I always have crazy dreams when I'm drunk too.
It was just terrible. [sighs]
You'll feel better
once you eat somethin'. Yes, eat.
I need you today.
I brought all of these with me to give you an idea
of some of the things I wanna do in here.
Okay I'm sure once I eat, I'll feel better.
Let's do it.
Yay, I'm so excited.
Lemme grab these plates.
Can you tell the boys that breakfast is ready?
They're outside.
Sure.
Strike. Damn it, man!
[Phillip chuckling]
Man, you cheatin' bro.
Strike. Damn it!
[Leah] Hey guys, breakfast is ready.
Oh hey, Leah. Hey, Leah.
C'mon man, one more bro.
One more. All right.
All right man, don't be mad when I strike your ass out.
[Marcus exhaling]
[bat whooshing]
Yeah, baby.
Hell yeah!
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout, P!
That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
Why you mad, P?
Don't be mad.
Don't be mad, P.
Finally, I thought I was playin'
with my grandma there for a minute.
Oh really?
Okay.
Your grandma, huh?
Yeah, my grandma. Okay.
Please, you know my grandma.
I know, she's humongous.
Humongous? Yeah, but she's got a donk.
[muffled crosstalk]
She's a good cook. She can cook really good.
[soft foreboding music] [birds chirping]
That looks good.
[muffled crosstalk]
Ooh okay, babe.
Look at you.
Damn, this look good.
Thank you.
Don't thank me.
Dominic basically did everything.
I practically took over her kitchen.
Sorry, Grace.
Please, I loved it.
Look, we're gettin' pizza tonight,
but you can help me make dinner tomorrow
since you love to cook.
My pleasure.
Whoa, Dominic.
I don't know what you put in these eggs,
but they're the best I've ever had.
All the praise goes to Barefoot Contessa.
Her recipes never fail.
[Marcus yawning]
Oh no, none of that.
You need to drink more coffee, Marcus.
I don't know, I'm just so tired though.
You mean hungover.
Nah man, I couldn't sleep with all the noise.
I'm still surprised none of y'all heard it.
Leah, you didn't hear it?
I didn't, no.
That shit is crazy.
It was so loud like scratchin' or somethin'.
I think we might have mice.
Mice? Yeah.
You guys need to check that out today.
I can't live with rodents in here.
I mean maybe there's some traps or somethin'
in the shed out there.
Don't worry, we take care of it.
Oh no no no, I don't do mice and sheds and stuff.
Just kitchens.
Fine, us real men will tackle it.
Real men? [punches]
I got your real man right here.
[all laughing]
Yeah, man. The hell is this?
I have no idea.
[door creaking]
That shit has a little spring thing on the door
for opening and closing.
That's pretty cool.
Wow, there's a lotta shit in here.
I know, right?
We need to get rid of it before Grace sees it.
Definitely.
Then maybe you could turn this
into a game room or somethin'.
Yeah, maybe a workout room.
My punching bag, boxin' equipment and shit.
Look at you. You know, I could be.
[Phillip chuckling]
Damn it, man.
Who am I kiddin', bro?
This room's gonna be whatever Grace wants it to be.
Exactly. What the fuck?
Exactly, knowin' that is half the battle.
[door banging] [intense foreboding music]
[Marcus] Shit!
That fuckin' spring thing.
[Phillip] Hold on, bro.
I got a flashlight.
There we go.
[Marcus] I wouldn't even fuckin' [mumbles].
What we lookin' at? So they left you a horse.
[Phillip] [chuckles] Cute.
[Marcus chuckling]
[Marcus] That's funny?
[Phillip] How are you gonna find anything up in here?
[Marcus] We just fuckin' look at everything.
Fuckin' see.
Shit, so much random shit in here.
[mouse chirping]
Oh okay, okay.
Hold this for me, brother.
I got you. Thanks, man.
[soft foreboding music] [boxes clanking]
[Phillip] A mixture of kid toys and shit.
[Phillip gasping]
[Marcus] What happened?
Where's the flashlight, bro?
[Phillip] I dropped it.
I'm tryin' to find it now.
[Marcus] God, dude.
Oh man, c'mon bro.
[crickets chirping] [eerie orchestral music]
Phil?
[Phillip] Yeah.
[door clanking]
[sighs] You find it now?
I got it.
What'd you see, man; a rat or somethin'?
Nah, I thought I saw somethin'.
But I was trippin'.
Here.
Maybe there's somethin' in there.
All right.
Look, this is what I was talking about
for your bedroom.
It's rustic chic, but it still has those warm tones
so you can relax.
Yes, I love that.
Yeah, with those curtains too.
Cute.
It's gonna look so good,
plus it's gonna help you guys get in the mood.
Yeah we'll need it, girl.
You know, Marcus is like a old man.
He passes out after five minutes of being in bed nowadays.
Oh no, really? Yes, girl.
I tease him and tell him
he's not supposed to be actin' like that
until after we're married. [chuckles]
Yeah, that is true.
But enough about me,
how are things with you in the love department?
[scoffs] Nonexistent.
Really? Mm-hmm.
So you haven't been with anyone since Kevin?
Nope.
My god, Leah.
That was two years ago.
Don't remind me.
Do you miss him?
Not anymore.
And what about sex?
Please tell me you're at least gettin' some.
Nope, not that either.
In two years?
I know.
Did I just hear you say two years?
Whoa, you eavesdropping on us?
No, I was going around the house
tryin' to find a place to get reception so I can Snapchat,
but there's not a single fucking signal in here.
I know, sorry.
We're havin' someone set up the cable and wifi next week.
Okay two years without sex is unacceptable, honey.
What's really goin' on?
Exactly, that's what I wanna know.
Look if I had a choice, I'd be having sex all the time.
But I don't.
Ooh yes you do, girl. You're a hot piece of ass.
Don't give us that shit.
I've been busy getting my business off the ground.
I've had more than eight clients this year
and thankfully, it's been great.
Been super busy.
Babe, you've got to find time
in your life for yourself too.
And now you sound like my mother.
Listen, when the right guy comes along, I'll be so ready.
But until then, I'm focusing on me and my business, okay?
Well at least get yourself a vibrator.
Who says I don't have one?
Ooh, I don't know. [chuckles]
Oh hey, guys.
Thought you were never comin' back.
Bad news.
There's no traps in the greenhouse.
We have to go in town to get some.
I'll roll with you if you want.
Well, I wanna go too.
See the town.
All right, cool.
So y'all wanna go now?
We could set some traps before dark.
Yeah, let's all go.
I just gotta get my shoes.
Let's see what's in here right quick.
Random lady.
Wow, they're pretty.
Oh my god.
[soft foreboding music]
What? What is it?
Remember when I told you
I had a really bad dream last night?
Yeah?
This young girl was in my dream.
Get the fuck outta here.
No way.
I swear to god.
She was in my dream and it was creepy as hell.
What happened in the dream?
She was living in this house.
But the house was different.
That don't sound creepy to me.
It got creepy after that.
She was painting and then she got all scary.
I don't remember.
[Marcus chuckling softly]
Guys, I'm serious.
She was in my dream
I believe you.
It's just weird as hell.
Look let's go into town, get the traps and grab some lunch.
I wanna see what this city has to offer.
And I wanna get a tour of the grounds before it gets dark.
All right, [mumbles].
Let's do it.
[soft foreboding music]
All right, let's just get outta here.
[birds chirping]
Where are you takin' us? You [mumbles]?
Damn, this is almost as big as the house itself.
[Marcus] It's crazy, bro.
It was probably [mumbles], dude.
Actual greenhouse. Yeah.
It's like actually green. Of course
I can help you with the door.
[doors whooshing]
This right here is where we gon' make our millions.
[Dominic chuckling]
Gonna use that area over there;
it'll turn it into like a greenhouse, you know?
We'll grow the best weed in California.
Yeah. That's what's up.
Do you already have all your seeds and stuff?
Nah but you know, I get 'em.
I'm takin' an online course on how to grow right now.
It seemed pretty easy.
Hold up.
You don't even smoke weed.
How you gonna grow it?
It's agriculture, man.
I'll figure it out.
Well you are in Ojai,
where some of the best pot comes from.
See?
Look man, I can help you out with this if you want.
I mean if you need a business partner.
Get the fuck outta here, man.
You are the last person I need around my weed plants.
Oh, it's like that?
Yeah, it's like that.
Okay.
I'm just sayin' I'm here if you need me.
Okay.
Or if you need someone to test that shit out.
We got you, right?
If he needs somebody to test that shit out right, babe?
Hey, what are you lookin' at over there?
Oh nothin', it's just a lotta wood.
I know, right?
It came with the property too.
Hey, you guys should bring
some of that wood up to the house.
We could use it by the fireplace
'cause you know it's gonna get cold later.
For sure.
Not now.
Let's go and try and get the traps before it gets dark.
All right.
[wood banging]
"Not now."
Man, Grace got you pussy whipped.
Yup, just the way I like it.
You don't know what you're missin', bro.
[Phillip] Get off me, fool.
[Marcus] Gracie come to me, baby!
[soft foreboding music]
Hello.
Hi, I'm Grace and this is my fiance Marcus
and these are our friends.
We just moved into the house here.
Oh wow.
Welcome.
Listen, you happen to have a card on you or somethin'?
We're gonna need a good gardener
or someone to help us out with all this land.
Sorry, no.
Okay, do you know anyone around here
that may be able to help us out then?
No, I don't.
You are a gardener, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Listen man, is there a reason why you can't help us out?
Look, I'm just you know, really busy.
I have a lotta clients.
Do you know who might've worked with the people
that lived here before?
No.
Did you even know the people that lived here before?
I didn't know them, but I heard about them.
Heard of them?
What do you mean?
I meant I heard that they lived here.
Okay look, I really gotta go.
[soft foreboding music]
Okay.
[truck engine whirring]
Is it me or was that guy kinda weird?
Yeah, he was interesting.
[Phillip chuckling]
Do you think he was crazy or something?
I don't know, just weird.
And did you hear what he said
about the people that lived here?
He heard they lived here.
Maybe he just meant he heard of who they were.
I don't know, somethin' was off about him.
I know that's right.
Let's go.
[car engine roaring]
Let's get tequila. Yeah, tequila.
C'mon, babe. You got this.
[muffled crosstalk]
Doin' it, baby. Doin' this for you.
Yes. [chuckles] Baby.
Yeah!
[claps] That right there.
Woo. Nice.
All right Marcus, you're up.
Okay okay, let's see what we got.
I'ma go with this one.
C'mon, get out.
Get out.
Yes.
Two for you, baby!
Your turn.
Wait, whoa whoa.
Why are you guys picking on me?
You just gave me a shot before Grace!
Oh no it's nothin' personal, man.
I'm a gentleman, so I'm not gonna be
handin' out drinks to the ladies.
You just give me a shot.
I'm not gonna be handin' out
drinks to the ladies anymore.
Babe, you don't let me finish.
Just take your shot, Dom.
C'mon, you're slowin' down the game.
Whatever.
I told you guys it's literally impossible to get me drunk,
so you can just ganging up on me if you want, all right?
Yeah!
Who the fuck is that?
I don't know.
Maybe they were just turning around.
Seriously, turnin' around
all the way up the damn driveway?
You guys should keep that gate locked.
Probably right.
[Marcus] Whose turn is it?
Mine.
[vocalizes] Let's see what I do.
Two for you, baby.
No way, you guys are definitely cheating.
No fucking way! Come on.
C'mon, take it.
[All] Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
Yeah!
'Attaboy. That's how you take it.
[all chuckling]
[soft foreboding music]
So are you gonna tell me why you're upset
or are you just gonna stand there,
give me the silent treatment?
Do I have to tell you what I'm upset about?
Well I'm not a mind reader, Dominic.
So please, by all means.
How 'bout you and your high school sweetheart,
Marcus, down there?
Oh my god, high school sweetheart?
He's my best friend!
My oldest friend.
We should be best friends.
Are you really gonna make this a competition now?
You're my boyfriend.
Now of course you're gonna turn this
into pitting me-- okay,
I would just never treat you like that with my friends
and you know it. Oh, god.
I've been nothing but good to you.
[Phillip] Yeah because you're so perfect.
I know.
Hey, stay outta their business.
Shh, be quiet.
Can't hear.
You shouldn't be listenin'.
You are turning this into something that it's not.
We were just fucking with you.
It's like an initiation!
It's something we used to do back in the neighborhood.
Well excuse the hell outta me
for not understanding the rules of your neighborhood.
Fuck this.
You could've at least warned me, Phil!
Warn you?
You need a warning?
It's a simple fucking game, what's the big deal?
Jesus. And any fucking time
you open your mouth around him,
I don't even understand who you are anymore.
Seriously, Dominic? Yes!
Fucking relax!
We were just fucking with you!
Turning this into a fuckin' now you're a victim again.
Typical.
You gotta take the attention and make it all about you.
We were having a good weekend.
It was a simple fucking game.
We were all having fun.
Yeah, we were teasing you a little bit.
Big fucking deal.
Fuck you, Phil.
Great. [chuckles sarcastically]
[crickets chirping]
[Phillip snoring]
[dog barking]
[sighs] Shit.
[soft foreboding music]
Come on.
Seriously?
Fuck. [sighs]
[leaves rustling] [Dominic wincing]
Come on, c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon.
Wait.
There.
There we go.
C'mon, stay stay stay.
Yes!
Okay. [sighs and grunts]
[chuckles] What's up, y'all?
I know it's been a while since you've seen me,
but I have been stuck up here in Ojai
for the last couple of days with zero reception.
Plus no cable, no phone, no nothing.
I realize now that I am addicted to social media
and so this is the first and the last time
that I will be coming up into the boondocks.
I mean unless of course someone wants to invite me
to a five-star vineyard and then count me in.
Anyways it's two a.m. and I can't sleep,
so I just thought I'd come up here into the wilderness.
See?
[soft foreboding music] [crickets chirping]
Okay, you probably can't see
because it's dark as fuck out here.
Anyways, I just wanted to send you guys a video
and see what's goin' on in the real world.
See you soon, bitches. [smooches]
What's up, y'all?
It's about two a.m. right now and I can't sleep,
so I thought I would just walk all the way
out here into the wilderness.
See?
[eerie foreboding music]
What the fuck? [breathes heavily]
Hey guys, did you see that shit or am I goin' crazy?
[chuckles softly] Maybe it's just cabin fever.
I gotta get the fuck outta here.
[intense foreboding music]
[branches rustling]
[Dominic screaming]
[eerie foreboding music]
[woman wincing]
[Woman] He's coming.
[eerie orchestral music]
[Leah shrieking]
[soft foreboding music]
[Leah gasping] [fist bashing]
Ow.
Oh my god, what are you doin' in here?
I heard loud screaming and I wanted to check on you.
Screaming?
I was screaming?
I had another nightmare.
Something's not right, Grace.
What?
What do you mean?
What was your dream about?
Someone was killed.
[eerie foreboding music]
It was awful.
I'm so sorry.
Do you want me to stay in here with you?
Please, please.
I can't stay here alone.
[soft foreboding music]
It's okay, just close your eyes.
It'll be okay.
[birds chirping]
Good morning. Hey, Leah.
Morning.
I see you finally got some sleep.
Oh yeah, finally.
Well, coffee's hot.
I just made a fresh pot since you all missed the first one
I made at eight a.m.
[sighs] I can't tell you the last time I slept this late.
Well I'm just glad you were able to go back to sleep.
I was worried about you.
Grace told me.
You had a nightmare?
Yeah it was so strange,
but I was able to sleep like a baby after you walked in.
What's up, guys?
Morning. Yo.
Hey, Phil.
Here, take this one.
Oh, thanks.
I didn't cook this morning,
but there's bagels and cream cheese in the fridge.
Cool.
Where's Dominic?
We haven't seen him this morning.
We thought he was with you.
No.
When I woke up this morning, he was gone.
That's weird.
I've been up since about 7:30
and I haven't seen him at all this morning.
Whatever.
He probably just wants me to worry.
We got into a fight last night.
Really?
We know, man.
The hell were you guys arguin' about?
What, you heard us?
Of course we did.
I'm pretty sure the whole fuckin' neighborhood heard y'all.
Damn.
It was stupid.
Nothing, really.
But Dom gets so worked up about these things;
maybe he went for a walk or something.
It's a pretty long walk.
Are you sure he didn't leave?
Is the car still here?
Yeah, I already checked.
The car's outside, all his stuff is here.
Trust me.
Guys, he's just looking for attention.
He probably went on the longest walk
so that I could be worried about him.
I know him too well.
[soft foreboding music]
Where could he possibly go around here though?
Yeah, man.
Maybe we should go look for him.
We should definitely go look for him.
No!
I mean this is exactly what he wants, attention.
I'm not giving it to him.
Maybe he took a walk and got lost.
You should be worried, Phil.
I agree.
And I'm sorry guys,
but I don't have a good feeling about this.
Fine, I'll go look for him.
Can I finish my coffee first?
I'll come with you, bro.
We'll all go.
Wonderful.
[Marcus] What'd you do, Dominic man.
[eerie foreboding music]
[birds chirping]
Dominic!
Dom!
Dominic!
What the fuck, man?
I feel we walk at least two miles already.
Why can't we just get in the car and drive around?
Dominic!
You're right, Leah.
Let's just go get the car.
And what, drive all the way back into town?
That's at least seven miles.
What else do you suggest, Phil?
I'm telling you if he walked seven miles,
he wouldn't come back.
He's probably back in LA laughing at us right now.
But didn't you say he left all his stuff in the house?
Exactly.
The only thing I didn't see was his cellphone,
which doesn't surprise me one bit.
And what about this morning,
you didn't hear him wake up or last night?
You kiddin' me?
Phil could sleep through a hurricane.
[Leah scoffing]
I'll tell you one thing,
I'm gonna kick his ass when I see him.
This shit isn't funny anymore.
Let's just walk down that way and check here real quick.
The fuck is he at, man?
Dom!
Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Hey.
Sorry to disturb you,
but we're lookin' for our friend.
Have you seen anyone wandering around here?
Is someone missin'?
Yeah, we have a friend who wasn't at our house.
We thought maybe he took a hike and got lost,
but we haven't been able to find him.
Caucasian, 'bout six feet tall, blond hair.
Here here, this is him.
Sorry man, I haven't seen anyone.
But I just started my shift
and I'm gonna be workin' late tonight,
so I can give you a call if I see anything.
Yeah, unfortunately our phone service
doesn't work out here.
Can I give you our address?
In case you see him,
maybe you could ride him up to the house.
Sure.
[Marcus] Our address is 1517 Springcrest Road.
Got that?
You guys bought that house?
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, I drove by there last night because I saw lights on.
Oh, so that was you in our driveway.
Yeah, I came up because I didn't know
the house finally sold.
I was shocked to see people moved in.
What do you mean by that?
[sinister foreboding music]
Well there've been a lot of people and animals
that went missing here, so most people
sold their homes and left town.
Wait, really?
So the town is deserted?
Okay look, I'm not gonna bullshit you guys.
Did your realtor tell you about the people
that lived in that house?
No, didn't have a realtor.
Okay look, I've only been working security
for over a year, so I don't have details.
But a couple years ago,
the people in that house went missing.
What?
Were they ever found?
Actually it was a woman and her daughter
and no, no one ever found them.
Their blood was all over the house, but no bodies.
Wait wait, are you serious?
As a heart attack.
It's the same woman and daughter from my dreams.
I mean at first, they thought it was her ex-husband,
but his alibi panned out.
This is fucked up.
Look, you guys seem like really cool people
so I don't wanna lie to you, okay?
There's just been way too many people
that have gone missing in this area;
dead animals and shit.
That's why they hired me.
Oh my god.
Wait, so how many people have gone missing?
So far, think like 30 people.
Oh my god, get the fuck outta here.
But it's been happening for years.
Well that's why everyone moved outta the neighborhood,
especially because they can't find one
of those children from that cult.
Danny, somethin'?
I can't remember.
A kid in a cult?
Yeah, there was a big cult here back in the day
doin' crazy stuff, then they did a sting operation.
But by the time they caught up to them,
every single member had committed suicide
besides one of the children, Danny.
He got away and no one has ever found him.
[soft foreboding music]
Come on, you guys seriously don't know any of this?
Hell no, man.
We're from LA!
I knew there was somethin' wrong here.
I'm sorry, guys.
I just thought you guys should know what's up.
Look, I wasn't even gonna take this job
because all this stuff.
But you know, I just had a baby girl and I need the money.
One thing for sure, I don't get outta this car
if I don't have to.
You guys should take care of yourselves out there.
We won't be living here after all,
so don't worry about us.
Look, I'll my eyes open for your friend.
If I see him, I'll drive him to your place.
Thank you.
Of course.
Good luck.
I can't believe you didn't look into the history
of the house before you bought it, Marcus.
I did.
I Googled it and saw nothing.
Aren't they supposed to tell you that by law?
They didn't mention it, bro.
Okay you guys, I'm really worried about Dominic now.
Yeah.
I think we should just pack our stuff and go.
And what if he comes back to the house
and we're not there?
I'm not leaving him stranded out here.
Look, let's just go back to the house.
Maybe he's there.
And what if he's not?
I'm not spending one more night in that house.
I wanna leave ASAP.
Yeah I agree, I'm ready to go.
You guys, we cannot leave him out here.
I'm not doing that.
Look there's only a few hours of daylight, man.
We'll go back to the house.
We'll pack our stuff up.
If he's not there before we leave,
then we'll go see the police.
Is that cool?
'Kay.
All right, let's go.
I don't wanna be here when it gets dark.
Fuck!
[gravel crunching]
[wolf howling]
All right, bags are packed and ready to go.
Great, this is ready.
We can eat then go.
I'm not hungry at all, Grace.
I just wanna find Dom.
You said you wanted to wait a while in case he came back.
I know, but it's dark already
and now I definitely think we should go to the police.
Fine.
Lemme take this out and clean up.
I'm gonna just drive my car down to the street real quick
and see if I can get reception.
Maybe this time he'll answer.
All right, [mumbles].
[car engine roaring]
[Phillip sighing]
Finally, a signal.
Jesus Christ. [sighs]
[cellphone ringing]
[Dominic] What's up, y'all?
Dom, where the fuck are you?
We've been lookin' for you for hours.
This shit isn't funny!
I hope you're okay.
Just call me back and let me know
that you're okay so I can stop worrying. [sighs]
What's up, y'all?
I know it's been a while since you've seen me,
but I have been stuck up here in Ojai
for the last couple days.
This motherfucker.
[eerie foreboding music]
Dominic, what the fuck?
Dom,
Dominic!
Dom!
What the hell, Dom?
Dom!
Dominic,
Dom!
Dom, what the hell?
[sinister foreboding music]
Dom, what are you doing in here?
Dominic! [breathes heavily]
[knife stabbing]
[Phillip thudding]
All right, we are all done.
We can get outta here.
What's taking your boy so long?
I don't know.
Let's just finish loadin' the car and drive down there.
This is bullshit.
Make sure you guys bring everything you need.
[intense foreboding music]
[Leah screaming]
[Leah] The fuck?!
Go, get inside!
What the fuck is that?
Call the police, Marcus. [weeps]
Shit!
I don't have reception, remember?
[Leah] What happened to Phillip?
Should've just run straight to the car.
Can't believe this shit.
[Leah] [weeps] What are we gonna do?
[Leah and Grace screaming and panicked breathing]
We gotta get outta here! No, no, no, no.
Somebody's out there!
[eerie foreboding music]
Yeah it looks like a deserted car,
but it's in the middle of the road
in front of the Springcrest residence.
[Man Over Radio] Go find out if it's their car.
If not, tell them we're gonna have to report it
if it's in the middle of the road.
Man, you know I don't mess with that house.
It's Rashad.
We have to make a run for it, you guys.
It's our only hope of gettin' out of here.
I don't know.
How do we know that's Rashad?
Are you kiddin' me?
He told us earlier that he'd be on patrol.
We have to go now before he leaves.
All right, let's just leave it here tonight.
If it's still here in the morning, we'll tow it then.
[Man On Radio] Come on, man.
Are you serious?
You're really scared of that house?
Yeah, I ain't goin' up there.
It's dark as hell right now too.
[Man On Radio] Rashad, this is your job.
This is what you get paid to do.
I suggest you do it if you wanna stay employed.
Copy that.
I'm goin' now.
Man, hell no!
[eerie orchestral music]
That's a long run, Grace.
I don't know if we could make it.
You know what, Marcus?
I'm no longer listenin' to the shit you have to say.
You're the reason why we're even in this mess
and every time I follow your lead,
you take us to some bullshit.
I'm tryin' to keep you safe.
Listen to me!
No, I'm not doing anything you say
because you fuck everything up.
I'm gonna run to Rashad and have him take me to the police.
You guys can stay here if you want.
Fuck!
[door banging]
Grace, no! Leah wait,
I'll bring her back!
[Leah weeping]
[intense foreboding music]
Rashad!
[eerie foreboding music] [Leah gasping and shrieking]
Rashad!
Rashad, you gotta take us to the police!
[Rashad thudding] [Grace shrieking]
[knife slashing] [Grace wincing]
Grace!
[intense foreboding music]
Leah.
[door knocking]
Leah, open the door!
Leah,
please!
Open the door!
Leah, Leah.
Not here. Open the door!
[door banging]
Leah.
What the fuck, Leah?
Open the door!
Leah, open the door!
Fuck, Leah!
Open the door!
[door banging]
Come on, Leah.
Help with this table.
Fuck.
Get the fuck outta here!
[Leah] What was that?
[Marcus] We gotta get the fuck outta here or we gonna die.
Where's Grace?
She's dead, Leah.
Motherfucker killed her.
What do you mean?
What happened out there?
He killed Grace.
He killed Phil.
He killed everyone. No.
[Marcus] We gotta figure somethin' out.
No no no. If he comes in here,
we have to fight his ass.
What?
No, no!
[window shattering]
Fuck, get over here!
[ball bouncing] [eerie foreboding music]
[boots stomping]
Fucker!
[Marcus grunting] [fists thudding]
[Marcus thudding] [pitchfork clanking]
[blood spurting]
[intense foreboding music]
[soft foreboding music]
[Leah shrieking] [knife stabbing]
[Leah panicked breathing]
[pitchfork clanking]
[soft foreboding music]
[pitchfork stabbing] [monster wincing]
[ominous foreboding music]
[Leah gasping and weeping]
[eerie foreboding music]
[Leah gasping]
[crickets chirping]
[knife slashing]
[sinister orchestral music]