1 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,202 What reality garbage are you watching now? 2 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,787 "The Cleansing Hour". 3 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,415 You've never heard of "Father Lance"?! 4 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,000 Every week, an incredible deliverance! 5 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,879 Is that what they call special effects these days? 6 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,464 Here. 7 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,799 You're gonna like this. 8 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,176 I like "The Mindy Project". 9 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,638 Don't you want to witness divine intervention? 10 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,588 Are you seeing this? 11 00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:58,495 It's nice we can choose the clothes together. 12 00:42:59,204 --> 00:43:00,706 We're so lucky 13 00:43:00,747 --> 00:43:02,875 not everybody can do that. 14 00:43:02,916 --> 00:43:05,669 It'll be big on you, but I'd like you to wear 15 00:43:05,711 --> 00:43:06,962 my father's suit. 16 00:43:07,004 --> 00:43:08,046 What do you think? 17 00:43:10,507 --> 00:43:11,341 I don't care. 18 00:43:11,383 --> 00:43:12,176 I'll wear whatever. 19 00:43:12,217 --> 00:43:15,012 No, you must look smart. 20 00:43:15,053 --> 00:43:16,847 It's an important day for me. 21 00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:19,933 Lots of people are coming, you must look perfect. 22 00:43:19,975 --> 00:43:22,686 Then just choose my clothes for me. 23 00:43:22,728 --> 00:43:23,896 I'm not in the mood. 24 00:43:23,937 --> 00:43:24,730 Shoes? 25 00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:29,526 The brown ones are nicer, right? 26 00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:32,112 Those ones rub and give me sores. 27 00:43:32,988 --> 00:43:34,865 I prefer the black ones. 28 00:43:34,907 --> 00:43:35,616 These ones. 29 00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:37,951 They're newer. 30 00:43:37,993 --> 00:43:41,288 They're newer because I never wear them. 31 00:43:41,330 --> 00:43:42,206 They rub. 32 00:43:42,247 --> 00:43:44,625 Then put some plasters on. 33 00:43:44,666 --> 00:43:47,211 Why ask me which shoes I want if you're going 34 00:43:47,252 --> 00:43:48,712 to choose them yourself? 35 00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:50,422 Which tie? 36 00:43:50,464 --> 00:43:51,715 I like these two. 37 00:43:52,758 --> 00:43:54,843 I don't like wearing a tie. 38 00:43:54,885 --> 00:43:57,095 I never wear a tie. 39 00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,096 It's not my style. 40 00:43:58,805 --> 00:43:59,640 Style! 41 00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:02,184 Style What's your style? 42 00:44:03,352 --> 00:44:04,978 You look like a rustic. 43 00:44:05,020 --> 00:44:07,898 I am a rustic and I like the way I look, okay? 44 00:44:09,775 --> 00:44:12,027 Shave that beard off. 45 00:44:12,069 --> 00:44:14,071 You're not going with that great beard. 46 00:44:14,112 --> 00:44:16,990 You're not touching my great beard. 47 00:44:17,032 --> 00:44:19,535 I was practically born with a beard. 48 00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:21,954 You met me with this beard. 49 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:25,457 That beard is going and that's that. 50 00:44:25,499 --> 00:44:28,710 Don't you dare I mean it, okay? 51 00:44:33,799 --> 00:44:34,758 Darling. 52 00:44:39,388 --> 00:44:40,264 That beard. 53 00:44:41,974 --> 00:44:43,433 That beard it's disgusting. 54 00:44:45,018 --> 00:44:45,936 It doesn't suit you. 55 00:44:47,145 --> 00:44:48,188 It never has. 56 00:44:50,274 --> 00:44:52,568 These clothes that we're choosing 57 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:54,862 you'll be wearing for eternity. 58 00:44:54,903 --> 00:44:56,196 We don't have much time 59 00:44:56,238 --> 00:45:00,534 so make an effort and help me with all of this. 60 00:45:01,618 --> 00:45:03,203 You're the star. 61 00:45:03,245 --> 00:45:04,496 Lots of people are coming 62 00:45:04,538 --> 00:45:07,416 to see you one last time at your wake. 63 00:45:07,457 --> 00:45:10,919 So I want you to look handsome and radiant. 64 00:45:10,961 --> 00:45:12,713 They'll think that I've dressed you badly because 65 00:45:12,754 --> 00:45:14,631 you're a simple villager. 66 00:45:14,673 --> 00:45:18,010 But that's what I am. 67 00:45:18,051 --> 00:45:20,888 That's how I want people to remember me. 68 00:45:20,929 --> 00:45:22,890 With my shirts 69 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:24,641 with tracksuit bottoms 70 00:45:25,350 --> 00:45:26,852 and, above all 71 00:45:26,894 --> 00:45:27,811 with my beard. 72 00:45:29,354 --> 00:45:31,023 Don't touch my beard, okay? 73 00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:34,651 I have to get the flowers 74 00:45:34,693 --> 00:45:37,237 the coffin and call the last guests. 75 00:45:37,279 --> 00:45:39,406 The burial is in three days. 76 00:45:40,490 --> 00:45:42,117 So don't be selfish. 77 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,744 Cooperate a little, please. 78 00:45:43,785 --> 00:45:45,245 Darling 79 00:45:45,287 --> 00:45:48,332 why don't you just wait until I die and you can do it 80 00:45:48,373 --> 00:45:49,583 as you like. 81 00:45:49,625 --> 00:45:53,921 Darling, I don't like to remind you but 82 00:45:53,962 --> 00:45:56,298 the doctor said you have less than 48 hours left. 83 00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:58,258 What if he's wrong? 84 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:01,470 He won't be wrong. 85 00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:36,213 He looks so smart. 86 00:46:36,255 --> 00:46:38,215 Are the clothes his? 87 00:46:38,257 --> 00:46:40,509 Or are they from the funeral home? 88 00:46:40,551 --> 00:46:42,928 It's my father's suit. 89 00:46:42,970 --> 00:46:45,639 We chose it together for the occasion. 90 00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:49,101 Rest assured, dear. 91 00:46:49,142 --> 00:46:51,937 He's more handsome dead than he was alive. 92 00:46:51,979 --> 00:46:55,482 A little too much make-up though, don't you think? 93 00:46:55,524 --> 00:46:58,652 If not he'd be white and would give us the chills 94 00:46:58,694 --> 00:47:01,697 but I think it's a complete waste of time. 95 00:47:01,738 --> 00:47:03,824 He'll start to rot in a few hours. 96 00:47:03,866 --> 00:47:06,034 He looks better without a beard. 97 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:07,536 He looks younger. 98 00:47:07,578 --> 00:47:09,371 He's unrecognizable without it. 99 00:47:09,413 --> 00:47:10,706 He looks gay. 100 00:47:10,747 --> 00:47:13,500 I always told him to shave. 101 00:47:13,542 --> 00:47:16,128 Without that beard, he's so handsome. 102 00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:17,838 He looks like a fairy. 103 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:18,881 Why did you shave him? 104 00:47:21,091 --> 00:47:22,426 It was one of his last requests. 105 00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:29,183 If you don't mind, could you join the others? 106 00:47:29,224 --> 00:47:30,893 I'd like to be alone with him. 107 00:47:59,087 --> 00:48:05,719 Darling! 108 00:48:05,761 --> 00:48:07,137 What the hell are you doing alive? 109 00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:08,805 I don't know. 110 00:48:09,515 --> 00:48:11,183 I just woke up. 111 00:48:11,225 --> 00:48:12,726 My God, what a shock. 112 00:48:12,768 --> 00:48:13,936 How can this be? 113 00:48:13,977 --> 00:48:17,022 The doctor confirmed your death a few hours ago. 114 00:48:17,064 --> 00:48:19,358 He confirmed it badly then. 115 00:48:19,399 --> 00:48:21,026 Because, as you can see, 116 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:22,277 I'm alive. 117 00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:25,322 I feel absolutely fine. 118 00:48:25,364 --> 00:48:27,032 We're burying you in an hour. 119 00:48:29,076 --> 00:48:31,453 Your friends are here, it's all ready. 120 00:48:31,495 --> 00:48:33,914 Even people who don't like you came. 121 00:48:35,624 --> 00:48:38,418 We'll cancel it that's that. 122 00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:43,590 I'll go out right now and explain it all. 123 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:44,883 Are you crazy? 124 00:48:44,925 --> 00:48:47,052 It's been a lot of trouble. 125 00:48:47,094 --> 00:48:48,262 There are hundreds of people. 126 00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:50,597 There are high expectations. 127 00:48:50,639 --> 00:48:51,807 That many people came? 128 00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:53,892 It's a success. 129 00:48:55,269 --> 00:48:57,062 I've always been a popular guy. 130 00:48:58,772 --> 00:49:01,692 They'll be happy I'm alive. 131 00:49:01,733 --> 00:49:03,068 Darling 132 00:49:03,110 --> 00:49:04,778 I'm your wife and I love you 133 00:49:05,737 --> 00:49:07,573 but it's too late now. 134 00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:08,866 We're used to the idea now. 135 00:49:10,158 --> 00:49:11,451 What do you mean? 136 00:49:11,493 --> 00:49:13,787 We can't lose face. 137 00:49:13,829 --> 00:49:14,872 We'd look stupid. 138 00:49:14,913 --> 00:49:16,874 I'd be a laughing stock. 139 00:49:19,293 --> 00:49:20,752 There's a lot at stake. 140 00:49:21,837 --> 00:49:22,504 What do you mean? 141 00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:24,631 You have to die. 142 00:49:24,673 --> 00:49:26,842 You can't just resurrect like this. 143 00:49:26,884 --> 00:49:28,218 Are you serious? 144 00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,261 Of course. 145 00:49:31,555 --> 00:49:34,641 Shit You can't do this to me. 146 00:49:34,683 --> 00:49:36,476 Juan, don't talk back to me. 147 00:49:36,518 --> 00:49:38,020 Your mother is here. 148 00:49:38,061 --> 00:49:40,480 My parents are on their way. 149 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:43,150 When they arrive, they want you dead and buried. 150 00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:44,568 We can't let them down. 151 00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:46,737 I don't want to die yet. 152 00:49:47,988 --> 00:49:49,239 I'm not ready. 153 00:49:50,782 --> 00:49:51,366 Darling. 154 00:49:52,910 --> 00:49:53,827 Do you love me? 155 00:49:54,494 --> 00:49:55,454 Yes. 156 00:49:55,495 --> 00:49:57,331 Well, if you really love me 157 00:49:57,372 --> 00:49:58,040 die. 158 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:02,169 You want me to kill myself? 159 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:09,718 My little boy. 160 00:50:12,513 --> 00:50:13,889 My little boy's gone. 161 00:50:15,849 --> 00:50:19,186 Faustina, don't fuss over him you'll crease his suit. 162 00:50:21,605 --> 00:50:22,356 Goodness me. 163 00:50:23,607 --> 00:50:25,692 He's so handsome without his beard. 164 00:50:26,610 --> 00:50:28,529 You shaved my beard in the end. 165 00:50:28,570 --> 00:50:30,822 What are you doing alive? 166 00:50:30,864 --> 00:50:32,741 I don't know but I've woken up. 167 00:50:32,783 --> 00:50:34,409 See? 168 00:50:34,451 --> 00:50:36,036 Fresh as a daisy. 169 00:50:36,078 --> 00:50:37,204 It's a miracle! 170 00:50:37,246 --> 00:50:38,080 Yes. 171 00:50:38,747 --> 00:50:40,999 Of course, I said that to her: 172 00:50:41,041 --> 00:50:44,920 "It's a miracle", but 173 00:50:44,962 --> 00:50:48,507 now I want to go outside and give everybody the good news. 174 00:50:48,549 --> 00:50:50,175 But she won't let me. 175 00:50:50,217 --> 00:50:52,678 She says I have to die. 176 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,346 He wants to cancel the funeral. 177 00:50:54,388 --> 00:50:57,391 He says he doesn't want to be buried until he's dead. 178 00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:58,809 Cancel the funeral? 179 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,895 Are you crazy? 180 00:51:01,937 --> 00:51:04,273 Do you know the amount of people here? 181 00:51:05,315 --> 00:51:07,609 It's the funeral of the year. 182 00:51:08,527 --> 00:51:10,070 It cannot be canceled. 183 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,447 But, Mum? 184 00:51:12,489 --> 00:51:14,741 Don't "mum" me. 185 00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:16,410 You'll be buried today and that's that. 186 00:51:17,828 --> 00:51:20,956 We can't lose face with everybody. 187 00:51:20,998 --> 00:51:23,959 But I don't want to die, Mum. 188 00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:25,085 Son, 189 00:51:25,127 --> 00:51:26,295 don't be selfish. 190 00:51:26,336 --> 00:51:28,839 You have less than one hour 191 00:51:28,881 --> 00:51:29,882 to die. 192 00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:32,050 What rotten luck. 193 00:51:35,012 --> 00:51:36,388 How am I supposed to do it? 194 00:51:38,056 --> 00:51:40,267 I don't know. 195 00:51:40,309 --> 00:51:43,228 I don't know Hold your breath like when you have the hiccups. 196 00:51:44,688 --> 00:51:45,522 Hiccups? 197 00:52:07,878 --> 00:52:08,712 I can't. 198 00:52:09,338 --> 00:52:09,838 I can't. 199 00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:10,964 I'm suffocating. 200 00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:11,924 Darling, that's the idea. 201 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:14,092 I don't like it. 202 00:52:16,011 --> 00:52:17,721 Think of another way. I don't like this one. 203 00:52:18,972 --> 00:52:19,806 Don't cry. 204 00:52:19,848 --> 00:52:21,850 Cooperate a little, son! 205 00:52:23,852 --> 00:52:26,522 If you want me to die then think of something else. 206 00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:29,775 Why don't you cut your veins? 207 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,292 How's it going, darling? 208 00:52:51,171 --> 00:52:53,006 I feel a little dizzy 209 00:52:53,966 --> 00:52:55,759 but that's about it. 210 00:52:55,801 --> 00:52:58,929 The funeral workers are coming in 30 minutes, 211 00:52:58,971 --> 00:53:00,764 they can't find him like this! 212 00:53:01,557 --> 00:53:03,559 Marisa, darling? 213 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,186 Go to the kitchen, get the carving knife and stab me 214 00:53:06,228 --> 00:53:07,604 as many times as it takes. 215 00:53:08,313 --> 00:53:09,106 Me? 216 00:53:09,147 --> 00:53:10,148 Stab you? 217 00:53:10,190 --> 00:53:13,318 How can he be so macabre? 218 00:53:45,184 --> 00:53:45,976 I can't take anymore. 219 00:53:47,060 --> 00:53:48,020 Come on. 220 00:53:49,146 --> 00:53:50,022 Harder. 221 00:53:51,023 --> 00:53:52,024 You won't die. 222 00:53:54,026 --> 00:53:55,485 Don't you feel anything? 223 00:53:55,527 --> 00:53:56,486 My dear 224 00:53:58,030 --> 00:54:00,574 my stomach hurts, but 225 00:54:00,616 --> 00:54:02,326 I think I'm just nervous. 226 00:54:03,410 --> 00:54:04,077 Damn it, Juanito. 227 00:54:04,119 --> 00:54:04,912 Just die! 228 00:54:07,706 --> 00:54:08,832 How's it going? 229 00:54:08,874 --> 00:54:09,583 Mum! 230 00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:10,876 We're running out of time. 231 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,002 People are impatient. 232 00:54:14,963 --> 00:54:17,174 This bastard doesn't want to die. 233 00:54:17,216 --> 00:54:18,091 I'll help. 234 00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:19,718 I found this in the kitchen. 235 00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:20,928 Mum? 236 00:54:20,969 --> 00:54:22,221 What are you going to do? 237 00:54:24,515 --> 00:54:26,475 You keep stabbing him. 238 00:54:26,517 --> 00:54:29,061 I'm going to whisk his stomach. 239 00:54:35,442 --> 00:54:37,361 It's disgusting! 240 00:54:37,402 --> 00:54:39,279 Life is disgusting 241 00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:42,908 death more so. 242 00:54:45,619 --> 00:54:46,745 What beautiful words, Mum. 243 00:55:05,264 --> 00:55:07,057 Why are you smoking? 244 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:08,934 Smoking kills. 245 00:55:10,769 --> 00:55:12,563 It'll take hours for him to bleed out. 246 00:55:14,189 --> 00:55:15,190 It's not working. 247 00:55:17,025 --> 00:55:20,028 But the blood is perfectly fluffy. 248 00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:20,821 Fantastic. 249 00:55:26,869 --> 00:55:27,786 Look at it all. 250 00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:34,710 I didn't want to let anyone down and now it's a disaster. 251 00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:40,799 I gave my life preparing this funeral 252 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,135 for nothing. 253 00:55:50,475 --> 00:55:51,894 Who will clean all this blood? 254 00:55:53,228 --> 00:55:54,730 What will we say? 255 00:55:54,771 --> 00:55:55,939 What will they think of us? 256 00:55:56,773 --> 00:55:57,774 Look! 257 00:55:57,816 --> 00:55:59,193 Look at our dresses 258 00:55:59,234 --> 00:56:00,777 and what we've done to your son. 259 00:56:02,487 --> 00:56:04,031 What do we look like? 260 00:56:04,072 --> 00:56:05,407 You look like what you are: 261 00:56:06,825 --> 00:56:07,576 Two fucking psychopaths. 262 00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:13,957 How dare you insult your mother. 263 00:56:15,876 --> 00:56:17,336 Who does he think he is? 264 00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:19,463 Some manners! 265 00:56:23,175 --> 00:56:24,009 He's not moving. 266 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:25,928 What? 267 00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:28,180 He's not moving 268 00:56:33,727 --> 00:56:34,603 or breathing. 269 00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:37,147 Are you sure? 270 00:56:37,189 --> 00:56:38,148 Yes 271 00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:39,316 yes. 272 00:56:39,358 --> 00:56:40,609 I think you killed him. 273 00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:44,446 I killed 274 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:45,906 my son? 275 00:56:45,948 --> 00:56:47,115 Yes, Faustina. 276 00:56:47,157 --> 00:56:48,116 You killed him! 277 00:56:48,158 --> 00:56:48,742 You killed him! 278 00:56:48,784 --> 00:56:49,368 No. 279 00:56:49,409 --> 00:56:51,662 I can't have done. 280 00:56:51,703 --> 00:56:54,540 Not my son, no. 281 00:56:54,581 --> 00:56:56,542 But Faustina, isn't this what we wanted? 282 00:56:58,210 --> 00:57:00,921 The worst thing that can happen to a mother 283 00:57:00,963 --> 00:57:02,422 is to lose her child! 284 00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:09,847 But, at least 285 00:57:09,888 --> 00:57:12,224 we don't have to cancel the ceremony. 286 00:57:27,281 --> 00:57:28,073 I think I scared them. 287 00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:32,995 They didn't recognize me without my beard. 288 00:57:33,036 --> 00:57:34,162 What do we do now? 289 00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:53,765 Why can't I die? 290 00:57:54,683 --> 00:57:56,685 Why can't I die?! 291 00:59:24,314 --> 00:59:25,983 Dr Gonzalez, please go to surgery. 292 00:59:58,182 --> 01:00:00,017 Now what? you fucking gringo. 293 01:00:00,058 --> 01:00:01,435 I have my green card! 294 01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:09,943 Well yeah. 295 01:00:09,985 --> 01:00:12,029 You can help me, give me my job back. 296 01:00:14,823 --> 01:00:16,074 What the fuck did you do? 297 01:00:16,116 --> 01:00:17,117 What the fuck did you do? 298 01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:18,577 You destroyed my car, fucking gringo! 299 01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:29,004 And the gringo wants to charge us for the wall. 300 01:00:29,046 --> 01:00:31,298 Tell him no, fucking racist gringo! 301 01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,424 We won't pay you shit! 302 01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:50,484 Mr. Trump 303 01:00:50,526 --> 01:00:53,153 look, we are honest people and 304 01:00:53,195 --> 01:00:54,530 we only want to ask you to... 305 01:01:35,988 --> 01:01:37,698 Who changed my case? 306 01:01:37,739 --> 01:01:39,533 Who did you steal this from? 307 01:01:39,575 --> 01:01:41,827 Well, it was there 308 01:01:45,163 --> 01:01:46,999 Play the guitar! 309 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,459 Sing something, but in English, or he won't understand. 310 01:02:03,390 --> 01:02:05,392 Come here Mr. diplomat. 311 01:02:05,434 --> 01:02:07,644 It's up to you to demand him 312 01:02:07,686 --> 01:02:08,645 put it on! 313 01:02:09,605 --> 01:02:11,231 If you don't 314 01:02:11,273 --> 01:02:14,610 he'll step over our people and destroy our culture. 315 01:02:18,614 --> 01:02:20,115 Go, hurry up! 316 01:02:25,996 --> 01:02:27,998 Now, who could save us? 317 01:02:37,508 --> 01:02:38,383 Hey what's that? 318 01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:39,885 It's a miracle! 319 01:02:41,303 --> 01:02:43,096 It's quetzalcoatl. 320 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:44,723 Is it the hail Mary? 321 01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:48,143 It is the hail Mary! 322 01:03:07,579 --> 01:03:09,706 Hell yeah motherfucker!