1 00:00:32,282 --> 00:00:35,024 They say, if you wanna tell a story right, 2 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,817 you gotta start at the beginning. 3 00:00:40,082 --> 00:00:42,243 Too far? Fine. 4 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,080 This is me, harleen quinzel. 5 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:49,167 When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. 6 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:50,735 But however many times he tried to ditch me... 7 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:51,919 Daddy! 8 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:53,584 I kept coming back. “Ah! 9 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:56,011 Eventually, he found me a new home. 10 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:57,158 The good sisters 11 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,673 of St. bernadetfte's taught me a lot. 12 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,886 But I was never an establishment kinda gal. 13 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,812 All things considered, I did good. 14 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,224 I even went to college. 15 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,938 Got my phd. 16 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,977 Had my heart broken once or twice. 17 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,191 Finding love, it's not easy. 18 00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,527 So I threw myself into my work, 19 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:17,858 became a psychiatrist. 20 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,118 That's when I met him. 21 00:01:20,289 --> 00:01:22,951 Mr. j. My joker. 22 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,490 Oh, I fell hard. 23 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,159 Like out of a plane without a parachute, 24 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,439 right in your dumb fucking face 25 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,543 kinda hard. 26 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:32,122 I lost all sense of who I was. 27 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:34,838 I only had eyes for puddin'. 28 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,468 We all know the saying, 29 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:38,136 "behind every successful man, 30 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:39,672 there's a badass broad.” 31 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:41,548 Well that was me. 32 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,558 I was the brains behind some of 33 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,226 - Mr. j's greatest stunts. - Ha-hal 34 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:46,807 not that he let anyone know it. 35 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,001 Puddin'? 36 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:50,983 I guess all good things have to come to an end. 37 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,602 So... 38 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:57,405 We broke up. 39 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,910 I handled it real mature. 40 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,072 But Mr. j was super broke up about it. 41 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:13,122 I got an amazing new place that was all mine. 42 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:20,220 It gave me the space fo really reflect on the mistakes of my past. 43 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:27,060 I had to find a new identity. 44 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,063 A new me. 45 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,480 It wasn't easy. 46 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,437 But after a while, I even opened myself up 47 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:40,069 to the possibility of new love. 48 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:44,121 Hi 49 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:47,156 Hello, nice baby. 50 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:52,327 Here's the thing about new love... 51 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,462 I take payment-in-kind. 52 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,839 You have to feed it. 53 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,346 Soon enough, I was back on my feet. 54 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:14,062 Ready to move on, to make new friends. 55 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,026 She means fucking business! 56 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,637 - Oh, here we go! - Whip me! 57 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,385 She has taken a whip from the pivot, 58 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:22,240 catapulted to the high side! 59 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,942 Oh! 60 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:33,835 Yeah! Come on! 61 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,794 /t was time for Gotham to meet the new Harley Quinn, 62 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,675 so I really put myself out there. 63 00:03:40,846 --> 00:03:43,508 Ride that pole like you ride your man! 64 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:51,141 God damn it. Sit the fuck down. 65 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:52,523 What? 66 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:56,275 I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut. 67 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,611 Okay. 68 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,899 You broke my fucking legs! 69 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,658 Oh, boo-hoo. 70 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:10,791 What? 71 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,535 It's not a party without a little drama, am I right? 72 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:17,079 Come on! Turn it up! 73 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,373 Shots on the house. 74 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:23,168 Call me dumb. I have a phd, motherfucker. 75 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,595 - Miss Quinn. - Romy. 76 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,057 That was my driver. 77 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:28,385 Oh, whoops. 78 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:30,767 Well, I'm sure it was his fault. Consider him fired. 79 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:31,972 Consider me grateful. 80 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:33,803 Especially since I know you don't like me. 81 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:37,186 I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium. 82 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,397 That and his obsessive-compulsive need to be the center of attention. 83 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,563 Will your paramour be joining us this evening? 84 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,525 Not tonight, romy. Not tonight. 85 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:50,404 Well, enjoy yourself, miss Quinn. And do give the joker my best. 86 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,288 Okay, fine, so I hadn't 87 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,519 told people about the breakup. 88 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,204 But you don't understand. 89 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,663 Find me a new driver. 90 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,830 Being joker's girl gave me immunity. 91 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:04,085 I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted, 92 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:07,004 and no one ever dared to object. 93 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:09,931 Two for one you know a bitch buy four 94 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:12,009 and two left feet you know I always drop 95 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,718 first thing a girl did was a bop 96 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:15,770 I'm the whole damn cake and the cherry on top 97 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,189 shook up the bottom made a good girl pop 98 00:05:18,276 --> 00:05:20,671 you ain't even here to party Ken in the club tryna pipe a Barbie 99 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:22,310 and don't let him give you shit, okay? 100 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,229 You have to stick up for yourself. 101 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:27,157 I don't wanna row, row, row the boat 102 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,109 wrist full of rocks and I hope I float 103 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,910 big up yourself 'cause you know they don't 104 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,677 I chew, chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke 105 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,656 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 106 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,707 I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss 107 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,501 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 108 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,374 I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss 109 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,205 I'm a bitch, I'm a boss 110 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,945 I'm a bitch and a boss and I shine like gloss 111 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,729 oh, please. I give it a few days 112 00:05:45,762 --> 00:05:46,922 before they're back together. 113 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,658 Even when I did try and tell people, 114 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,842 they didn't believe me. 115 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:51,285 Come on. She told me they're really 116 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,995 broken up this time. 117 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,247 Sure they are, shell. 118 00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:56,637 That's why she's still wearing that tacky "j" necklace. 119 00:05:58,275 --> 00:06:00,687 She is going to be running right back into his arms 120 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:02,062 the minute he snaps his fingers. 121 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,361 If not him, the next closest Alpha male 122 00:06:04,447 --> 00:06:05,591 - with a pulse. - Mmm-hmm. 123 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,731 Some people just aren't born 124 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:09,178 - to stand on their own. - Oh, girl, 125 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,596 - let's drink. Come on. - All right. 126 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,951 I knew I needed to find 127 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,153 some way to show the world 128 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:16,323 that I'd cut ties with Mr. j for good. 129 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:17,626 Harley! 130 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,171 Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or olive garden. 131 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:24,421 The joker and I? 132 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:28,757 Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant. 133 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,510 And luckily for me, 134 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:38,644 I have all my best ideas drunk. 135 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:42,599 I have the best idea! 136 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,785 The fuck? Hey! Hey! Come back here! 137 00:07:04,299 --> 00:07:06,255 This is where it all began, puddin'. 138 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,714 You motherfucker! 139 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:39,038 It was the closure I needed. 140 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,540 A fresh start. 141 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:42,666 A chance to be my own woman. 142 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:59,097 But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation. 143 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:03,187 This is our story. 144 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:08,230 And I'm telling it, so I'll start where I fucking want. 145 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:11,900 Meet the cop. 146 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:13,565 I got 50 says it was turf war. 147 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:14,743 Not him. 148 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,431 Well, as always, you're wrong, munroe. 149 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,615 Her. Renee Montoya. 150 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,998 Raised on '80s cop shows, she's always saying cheesy shit like... 151 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:23,749 There was only one shooter. 152 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,585 Inside. 153 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,874 This guy shot out the glass. 154 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:29,084 Serrano. 155 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,916 Yo. Hey. 156 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,865 Have ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars. 157 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,756 Ten years ago, she broke a career-making case. 158 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,549 - Did I stutter? - Go ahead. 159 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:42,219 But her partner at the time took all the credit 160 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,637 so while he made captain, 161 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,101 she got stuck at detective level with this idiot. 162 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,062 Okay, you think one guy got all four? 163 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,273 Wait, wait, wait. 164 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,527 I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know. 165 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,494 - One guy... bullet holes. - I'm trying to work. 166 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,487 I'm sorry. Go ahead and work. Go ahead. 167 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:04,374 The shooter got close before drawing. Six rounds. 168 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,397 Two for each of these three. 169 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:07,732 Yo, mind your debt. 170 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:10,067 - I'm telling you. - That girl, Angelina, she's a Princess. 171 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:11,251 - Whoa. Hey. - Look at this. 172 00:09:11,342 --> 00:09:12,902 - Is it Halloween? - Hey. How you doing? 173 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,471 And it wasn't about them. 174 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:30,270 It was all about this guy, right here. 175 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:36,363 Do you know who I am? 176 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,367 You fucking bitch. 177 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,288 And this arrow through his throat... 178 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,796 She wanted him to die slowly. 179 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,052 - She? - We got a hair. 180 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,634 And he's got a new assassin. 181 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:01,809 Who does? 182 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:06,011 Roman beauvais sionis. 183 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,267 Jesus Christ. 184 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,728 This is Montoya. What the hell was that? 185 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:14,422 Shit. 186 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,365 Wow. 187 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,844 - Detective. - Yep? 188 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,404 Found this necklace. 189 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,241 Holy shit. 190 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:26,952 Good work, officer. 191 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:28,836 What is it? 192 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,079 Harley Quinn and the joker broke up. 193 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,373 What? 194 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,087 This was their spot. 195 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,094 She just publicly updated her relationship status. 196 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:43,428 Harley Quinn just called open season on herself. 197 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:45,182 She did not think this one through. 198 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,594 Yeah, no shit I didn't think it through. 199 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:52,061 I'm about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead. 200 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:55,443 And at the top of that list is this guy. 201 00:10:56,698 --> 00:11:00,065 Mr. keo and his lovely wife and daughter. 202 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,779 You kinda forced my hand here. 203 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:05,195 Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed. 204 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:12,453 I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I? 205 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:15,966 And I thought... shh! 206 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,544 I thought we could build something beautiful together. 207 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,383 I thought we could be family. 208 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,186 I'm gonna set you free. 209 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,532 Mmm. 210 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:46,198 What about her? 211 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,829 I think we can let her go. 212 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:55,746 I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message. 213 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,507 Baby. Aww. 214 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,422 Don't cry. 215 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:10,310 Thank you. Thank you. 216 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,686 You're welcome. 217 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,311 Is that a snot bubble? 218 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,608 - Ew. Gross. - What? 219 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,194 Oh, I've changed my mind. Peel it off. 220 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,313 No. No! 221 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,116 The wack job with the penchant 222 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,037 for peeling faces is Roman sionis, 223 00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,158 aka 224 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,073 black mask. 225 00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:38,500 The fact that he wants me dead hasn't yet hit my radar. 226 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,382 See, I was halfway across town, 227 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,885 hungover, and thinking about breakfast. 228 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:51,134 Egg, bacon, American cheese. 229 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:56,477 Soft, toasted buttered roll. 230 00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,108 Just a dash of hot sauce. 231 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,644 Not too much, sal. 232 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,938 I wanna taste the cheese. 233 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,949 What a way to start my new life. 234 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:11,404 With the perfect egg sandwich. 235 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,076 Mmm! 236 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,205 You're a lifesaver, sal. 237 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:21,881 And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise. 238 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:25,092 That's all the money I got in the world, 239 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,878 and it's so worth it. 240 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:33,263 I don't know if it's the stray Armenian arm hair, 241 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,805 or the fact that his cheese slices are always six months out of date, 242 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,567 but no one makes an egg sandwich like sal. 243 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,693 I mean it, sal. No one. 244 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,286 Freezel Gotham pd. 245 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,047 Yeah, I don't think so. 246 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,840 Are you fucking kidding me? 247 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,922 Yo! Police. 248 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,091 It had been six short hours 249 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,306 since my little stunt at Ace chemicals anhounced to the world 250 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,097 that Mr. j and I were dunzo. 251 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,018 The immunity I'd enjoyed for so long was gone. 252 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,609 Cops who never would've dared come after me before 253 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,648 were suddenly doing this. 254 00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,280 Ooh! 255 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,584 Freeze! 256 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,235 - And what's worse? - Move! 257 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,498 Every person I ever wronged now felt free 258 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,109 to come and take their pound of flesh. 259 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,228 Turns out I wronged a lot of people. 260 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,987 Come on, boy. Get him! 261 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,450 Oh... 262 00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,459 Finally. 263 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:36,977 And then... 264 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,539 We're gonna get through this, okay? 265 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,928 Tragedy struck. 266 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,568 It took losing something I truly love 267 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,578 for me to see that the target on my back 268 00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:58,908 was bigger than I thought. 269 00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,078 Freeze. 270 00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:04,414 With the walls closing in around me, 271 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,496 I made a carefully calculated, 272 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,707 highly strategic move. 273 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:20,681 Fine. It was dumb luck. But still... 274 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,061 That felt pretty great. 275 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,526 Sorry for busting in on you like that, but thanks for the shortcut. 276 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,981 See ya. Oh! 277 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,112 There she is. 278 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:33,575 Harley Quinn. 279 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,327 Yeah? 280 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:37,697 I've waited a long time for this. 281 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,578 You have? 282 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,124 Oh... 283 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,412 I haven't had breakfast yet. 284 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,285 What did I do to you? 285 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,920 Are you serious? 286 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,623 Look at my face. 287 00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,835 Look at my face! 288 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,061 Oh... 289 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,095 That wasn't me. 290 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,934 But you dared him to do it. 291 00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,587 Yeah, but I dare a lot of people to do a lot of things, okay? 292 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,647 - Come on. I'm not even with him anymore. - I know. 293 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,687 That means 294 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,527 there's no one here to stop me. 295 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,764 - Right. - You're gonna die, Quinn. 296 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,073 Ooh. A penny. 297 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,834 They're shooting arrows now? 298 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,422 Ah, crap. 299 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,931 Him, too? 300 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,237 Parley? 301 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:59,071 Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole. 302 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,280 Not today, Simpson. 303 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,820 Hey, it's detective Montoya. Respect your elders. 304 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,910 I mean, your elderly. 305 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,688 You're only a few years younger than me, and you're still behind that desk. 306 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:08,952 You wanna go there? 307 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,086 Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it. 308 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,498 Cassandra Cain, back already? 309 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,668 Thought by now you'd figure out how not to get caught. 310 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,340 What? No comeback? 311 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:24,259 You all right? 312 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,182 You smell like shit. 313 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,432 Yo, Simpson. 314 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,402 Any clean clothes in lost and found? 315 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,324 These are serious accusations, miss Montoya. 316 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:44,158 The sionis family name is on half the museums and schools in Gotham. 317 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,698 And that makes him immune to the law, captain? 318 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:50,368 Montoya's day is going almost as badly as mine. 319 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,707 Remember the guy who stole her promotion? 320 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,798 That's him. 321 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:56,044 He had four people killed alone last night. 322 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,049 If Roman sionis is such a mastermind, 323 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,131 how'd he get fired from his own fucking company? 324 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,173 The janus corporation is his father's company, thank you. 325 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,137 And by the way, they cut him off. 326 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,140 Where does the da's office stand on all this? 327 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,554 To make matters worse, 328 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,347 the assistant da? That's her ex. 329 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,766 The evidence that sionis is linked to these murders... 330 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,434 There's a shipment coming in. 331 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,981 Drugs? 332 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,476 - A diamond. - A diamond. 333 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,488 Wow, Montoya. Should we call the feds for backup? 334 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,742 Listen, I had a source at the club. 335 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:23,828 His driver. 336 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,099 He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing. 337 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,518 And he said that he overheard something about laser-encoding. 338 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,907 Now, I did some research. 339 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,577 I think it's the bertinelli diamond. 340 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,337 You remember the bertinelli massacre, right? 341 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,918 Quick history lesson. 342 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,833 Fifteen years ago, one of the wealthiest 343 00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:41,510 mafia families in Gotham was gunned down. 344 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,138 It was a power grab, but the real target 345 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:48,722 was the bertinellis' super-secret offshore bank accounts, 346 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,540 the details of which were said to be encoded 347 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:54,022 in the atomic structure of a 30-carat diamond. 348 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,854 The rock was jost. 349 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,145 And with it, the only key to the bertinelli fortune. 350 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:03,783 Which is exactly why Roman sionis is trying to get his hands on it. 351 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,826 That's what makes him so dangerous. 352 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,532 He's already building an army. 353 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:08,908 If he gets the diamond, 354 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:10,559 he'll have all the money and connections 355 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:14,911 to bribe every single judge and cop he needs to get a monopoly on the city. 356 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,954 You said you had someone on the inside? 357 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,715 Yes. He's... 358 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,840 He's no longer there, but... 359 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,544 So basically, you have nothing. 360 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:26,130 You are trying to go after 361 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,970 one of the most litigious and wealthiest families in Gotham, 362 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,136 and all you've got is rumors and a hunch? 363 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,978 Well, you know, 364 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,105 the da's office is building a case against him, too. 365 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,482 Isn't that right, miss yee? 366 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,643 Listen, if the da is willing to throw himself 367 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,275 out in front of this, it's fine with me. 368 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,484 Captain, no. 369 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:46,867 Listen, munroe, find me some tangible connection to sionis, all right? 370 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,993 - Yes, sir. - Wait, wait, wait. Captain. 371 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,183 I've been working on this for six months. 372 00:20:52,543 --> 00:20:56,206 We need something that we can actually use, detective. 373 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:58,871 And, miss Montoya, we do have a dress code. 374 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,982 - Look, I'm sorry about that, but I... - No. 375 00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:08,222 That is my job you are fucking with. What is wrong with you, Renee? 376 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,928 Me? He gave my case away. 377 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,102 Oh, poor Renee. 378 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,123 Why don't you pour yourself a drink? It's almost noon. 379 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,147 Wow. 380 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:19,980 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What? 381 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,256 Why the fuck haven't you 382 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,175 been picking up your phone? We've got a situation. 383 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,530 What... what situation? 384 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,940 You didn't hear this from me, 385 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,200 but you gotta find her before someone else does. 386 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,610 She's got the diamond, and trust me, Roman will kill her. 387 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,364 - My diamond? Who? Who's got it? - This kid. 388 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,500 She's a pickpocket. Her name's Cassandra Cain. 389 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:38,581 Holy fuck. 390 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,301 Can I help you? 391 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,953 Why, yes. Yes, you can. 392 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,059 I'm here to report a terrible crime. 393 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,934 And what terrible crime is that? 394 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:01,476 This one. 395 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,169 Hi, boys. 396 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:26,501 Meeting's over. 397 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,193 Run, piggy, run. 398 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:36,991 Where can I find Cassandra Cain? 399 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,708 Hold up, hold up. I'm telling this all wrong. 400 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,875 Let's rewind. 401 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:46,497 For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet... 402 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:47,790 Her name's Cassandra Cain. 403 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,550 Are all looking for this Cain character... 404 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,803 I gotta take you back a few days, 405 00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:56,632 to that night I got shitfaced atl the black mask club. 406 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:04,311 This is a man's world 407 00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:11,981 this is a man's world 408 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,820 this is dinah Lance. 409 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:15,985 But it would be nothing 410 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,643 but she prefers black canary. 411 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,998 Nothing 412 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:22,658 she's got a killer voice. 413 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,248 Without a woman or a girl 414 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,775 but there was some other shit 415 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:27,799 going down that night. 416 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,332 Short notice like this. 417 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:31,751 I'm not talking superficial partnerships. 418 00:24:31,929 --> 00:24:35,968 I'm talking you and me having each other's backs. 419 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:39,884 The golden lions can't just wander into Gotham national bank. 420 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,472 I can. 421 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,013 Loans, liquidity, laundering. 422 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:47,186 Look, if you bring your boys into the fold, 423 00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:50,569 there are no limits to what we could achieve together. 424 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,481 I'm building something special. 425 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,363 I appreciate your offer, Mr. sionis. 426 00:24:56,537 --> 00:25:01,782 But with all due respect, the golden lions are a family business. 427 00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:05,580 Fuck family. All due respect, but fuck that. 428 00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:06,874 Family's a fucking illusion. 429 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,213 You know what my family gave me? Nothing. 430 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,998 I know what everyone says. 431 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:15,135 "Here comes Roman sionis. He was handed life on a silver spoon." 432 00:25:15,305 --> 00:25:17,216 "Gin and tonics at 5:00." "I'l have the duck." 433 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,928 Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks. 434 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:24,144 But look at me now. 435 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,680 I've located the bertinelli diamond. 436 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,687 I'm about to own this city. 437 00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,601 Not just the east end. 438 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,565 I am thinking big, baby. 439 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,651 And I want you there with me. 440 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,657 We could make our own family. 441 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:38,863 Mr. sionis, 442 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,075 the golden lions have operated in Gotham for nearly 100 years. 443 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:46,083 We have no need of your protection. 444 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,877 He's gonna regret that. 445 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,013 Will you sleep on it? Will you do that for me? 446 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,720 Run it by that beautiful wife of yours, 447 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,260 and I'll come see you at the docks, day after tomorrow. 448 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,518 Okay? 449 00:26:12,488 --> 00:26:16,322 This is a man's world 450 00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,159 it would be nothing 451 00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,030 without a woman or a girl 452 00:26:22,706 --> 00:26:25,368 who's having a good time? You are. 453 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,032 Lost in the wilderness 454 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,451 food is good? 455 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,081 Do you need any more cocktails? 456 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,335 Lost in the bitterness 457 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:33,171 your good health. 458 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,917 He's lost in the loneliness 459 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,511 he's lost 460 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,969 this is a man's world 461 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:46,264 it wouldn't be nothing 462 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:59,365 Without a woman or a girl 463 00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:04,783 canary's been singing at Roman's club for years. 464 00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:05,957 Come on! 465 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,786 He calls her his little bird, 466 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,578 and he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger. 467 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,168 - Here you go, canary. - Thank you. 468 00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,130 How do you spell "mercenary"? 469 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,390 Merceninny... 470 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:27,728 Merceran? 471 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,439 Singer lady woman! 472 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,438 You're really, really good. 473 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:40,950 Yeanh. 474 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,326 Know what a harlequin is? 475 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,869 Janky-ass clown with bad eye makeup? 476 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,499 Oof! 477 00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,540 Ouch! 478 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,466 A harlequin's role 479 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,636 is to serve. 480 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:08,975 An audience. 481 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:11,516 A master. 482 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,442 You know, a harlequin's nothing without a master. 483 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:24,362 And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that. 484 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:36,162 Yeah, I don't know who you think I am, lady, but I'm not her. 485 00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,798 Puddin' and I broke up. 486 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,554 Yeanh. 487 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,897 For good this time. 488 00:28:57,778 --> 00:29:01,270 And for the first time in a long time, 489 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,698 I'm all on my lonesome. 490 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:10,912 It's great. 491 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,080 Welcome to the club. 492 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:18,541 Thanks. 493 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:22,754 Hey, don't be lonesome. How about another drink? 494 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,627 Yes! Yeah? 495 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,303 - Yeanh. - It's on me. 496 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,881 - Sure. Drinks! - Hey, two shots. 497 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,260 Hey. 498 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,317 We're all good here. 499 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:01,087 - I don't wanna go home. - Oh, no? No. 500 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:02,630 No. 501 00:30:04,636 --> 00:30:06,843 Let me know if you're gonna get sick. 502 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,804 Your chariot's arrived. Oh, there you go. 503 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:11,077 Are we getting breakfast? 504 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,807 Hey, buddy, I'm gonna need some help. 505 00:30:12,978 --> 00:30:14,434 This is my friend. 506 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:15,639 I told you all about... 507 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,292 Hey, get the door, man. I got her, I got her. 508 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,147 - There we go. - Wait. 509 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,267 Isn't that joker's girl? 510 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:22,445 Not anymore. 511 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,812 Got room for one more? 512 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:24,905 Hey. 513 00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:27,276 Huh? 514 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:33,115 I don't need your help. I got this. 515 00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,951 You got this? You sure about that? 516 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,408 Yeah, no wonder everyone hates you. 517 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,629 Uh... 518 00:30:53,894 --> 00:30:54,894 You got this! 519 00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,846 You motherfucker! 520 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:01,901 Whoo! 521 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:08,363 Well, well, well, well, well, well. 522 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,733 Could that be our little miss Lance? 523 00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:16,410 All these years, I thought she was just a pretty face and a fine set of lungs. 524 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:19,043 Ooh. 525 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:24,288 Mr. zsasz, I've had an amazing idea. 526 00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,135 That's my little bird. 527 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:40,433 Don't touch what you can't afford, mister. 528 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:41,976 Shut up. 529 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,189 Oh, songbird. 530 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,937 You drive as good as you fight? 531 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:52,986 Who's asking? 532 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,571 The boss. 533 00:31:54,955 --> 00:31:56,536 You're getting promoted. 534 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,165 You're his new driver. 535 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:04,920 Huh. Thanks, but I think I'm good with the singing gig. 536 00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:06,921 You'll be good at the driving gig. 537 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:12,382 Be here tomorrow. 9:00 A.M. sharp. 538 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,047 So, that's how canary got herself a job 539 00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:17,474 driving around Gotham's newest godfather. 540 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:21,311 A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant 541 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,018 without the help of yours truly. 542 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:28,856 Red for the light gotta stop this thing 543 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,359 find a song to sing that is everything 544 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:32,450 morning. 545 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,490 That I meant to say 546 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:39,034 I meant to say 547 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:45,523 you're the one who wanted the kid! 548 00:32:45,547 --> 00:32:47,128 I never wanted her! 549 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:51,132 Let me guess. Parents? 550 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:53,047 Foster parents. 551 00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:54,221 Right. 552 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:56,763 Sorry, kid. 553 00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,550 Sorry about your face. 554 00:33:00,187 --> 00:33:02,724 Shit, you do have something on your face. 555 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:06,056 You should've seen the other guy. 556 00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:09,612 Uh... 557 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,800 I want that kid out of my fucking house! 558 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,156 You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this. 559 00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:18,159 You just gotta hang in there. 560 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:25,833 Get something to eat. 561 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:30,129 Stay outta that. It's not worth it. 562 00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,022 Don't talk to me like that. 563 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,874 Canary spends the next week 564 00:33:44,898 --> 00:33:48,436 settling in to her new job as Roman's personal driver. 565 00:33:57,619 --> 00:33:59,325 Ew. Okay. 566 00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,488 What she didn't know is that driving Mr. face-peely-pants 567 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,998 was gonna put her right in the crosshairs 568 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:07,371 of my favorite little piggy. 569 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,255 Dinah Lance? 570 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,704 Who the hell are you? 571 00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,124 I'm Renee Montoya, detective with gcpd. 572 00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:20,338 Your predecessor and I had an arrangement. 573 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,223 Oh, really? 574 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:26,228 He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond. 575 00:34:26,773 --> 00:34:28,729 A very special diamond. 576 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:33,105 Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee. 577 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,598 Do you know who you're working for? 578 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,762 You're damn right, I do. He's the man who gave me a job. 579 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,117 Took me off the streets. 580 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,950 Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man. 581 00:34:44,124 --> 00:34:46,786 A criminal. A murderer. 582 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,480 What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that? 583 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,712 You have the same power she had. 584 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,642 Don't you think she would want you to use it? 585 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,458 The hell do you know about my mother? 586 00:34:56,636 --> 00:34:59,594 Back in the day, she used to help the gcpd. 587 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:01,675 She was a good woman. Yeah. 588 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,511 She was a damn good woman. 589 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:07,803 The kind of woman who put everyone else's lives before her own. 590 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,143 And when she was found dead in the street, 591 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,651 where the fuck were you and your boys in blue then? 592 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:19,231 Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out 593 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,612 and make the same mistake she did? 594 00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:26,200 Yeah. Good luck with that. 595 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,040 That's fair enough. 596 00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,584 And I'm sorry for your loss. 597 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,416 For the record, 598 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,792 that would never happen on my watch. 599 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,721 The sprang bridge soldiers capituated. 600 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,641 "Capitulated." of course they did. 601 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,927 I told you that keo scene would send a message. 602 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,097 It sure did, boss. 603 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:54,140 It sure fucking did. 604 00:35:54,235 --> 00:35:56,521 Crossbow killer 605 00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,229 struck again last night. 606 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:01,527 Rossi and four of his guys. 607 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,534 People don't kill people I own without my permission. 608 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,535 Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that? 609 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,162 - You know that! - I know it. 610 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:11,291 Why doesn't this crossbow guy? Why don't I own the crossbow guy? 611 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,622 - You should own him. - I mean, I like crossbows. 612 00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:16,167 Oh, good morning. Good morning. 613 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,377 - Morning. - Come in. Come in. 614 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:21,008 We're just finishing up a little business. Look around. 615 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,135 - You're late. - It's fine. 616 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,242 Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late? 617 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:27,097 No. Isn't this stunning? 618 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:31,853 That is a chokwe mask. 619 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:35,231 I got it when I was embedded with the mbangani tribe 620 00:36:35,402 --> 00:36:37,393 in Congo-Kinshasa. Have you ever been? 621 00:36:37,570 --> 00:36:38,650 - I've never been. - Mmm. 622 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:39,778 I've heard it's beautiful. 623 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:41,487 It's dirty. Oh. 624 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:45,571 Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head. 625 00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,235 Shuar of Ecuador. 626 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:48,974 They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle. 627 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,989 - I think you might like them. - Really? 628 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:53,245 Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies 629 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,076 and they make these little fellas. 630 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,961 - Exquisite, aren't they? Look. - Mmm-hmm. 631 00:36:57,132 --> 00:37:00,249 Look at those little ears. And his little haircut. 632 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,213 Yeah, he's 1,000 years old. “Wow. 633 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,156 And now he's just an ornament in my living room. 634 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:06,216 Ew! I love it. Yeah? 635 00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,006 These are ancient acupuncture models. 636 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:10,721 As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points. 637 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:13,887 And we found these buried in the mountains. 638 00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:16,977 Ace chemicals got blown sky high last night. 639 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,517 All right, all right, 640 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,211 let's find the crossbow killer. I get it. 641 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,736 Is he an acupuncture model, too? 642 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:25,899 He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me. 643 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,837 It was made by a very famous Gotham artist... 644 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,532 Harley Quinn did it. 645 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,823 Some kind of "fuck you" to the joker. 646 00:37:33,501 --> 00:37:34,581 They split. 647 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,626 What's wrong with you, Victor? 648 00:37:38,465 --> 00:37:41,457 - Talk about burying the lede. - Yeah. 649 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,920 This is spectacular news! 650 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,840 She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me. 651 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,130 Have the boys go find her. 652 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:50,385 Round her up, bring her back. I want her. 653 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,425 You, I have something I want you to pick me up. 654 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,845 Something super-duper important, okay? 655 00:37:55,023 --> 00:37:56,263 - Okay. - I'll go with you. 656 00:37:56,441 --> 00:37:58,201 - Yeah, go with Victor. - It's just a pickup. 657 00:37:58,359 --> 00:37:59,690 No, he's harmless. 658 00:37:59,861 --> 00:38:01,647 Do as you're told. Go. 659 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:17,997 All right. We can go. 660 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:19,502 I'll take that. 661 00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:21,072 Mr. s said for me to hold on to it. 662 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:22,960 Go get your car. 663 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,712 That rock. That rock's about to become the key 664 00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:32,348 to whether or not I live to enjoy my newfound independence. 665 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,432 Get off me. 666 00:38:37,607 --> 00:38:39,063 What the hell are you doing here? 667 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:40,815 You're not the only one who makes money 668 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,813 off of dumb, rich, white people. 669 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:44,102 Well, you know what? 670 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:46,233 One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis. 671 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,523 Okay. Whatever. 672 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:53,490 Dumb-ass kids. 673 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,206 Excuse me. Sorry. 674 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:08,465 I really like your earrings. 675 00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:10,587 Why, thank you. 676 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,098 There's the thief. There's the thief. 677 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:17,895 Get off of me! 678 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,555 That little girl took my watch. 679 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:22,394 I didn't do nothing. 680 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,340 Where the fuck's the diamond? 681 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,854 I just fucking had it. 682 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:29,449 Cass! 683 00:39:31,995 --> 00:39:33,030 Wait! 684 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,410 Wait, wait! 685 00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:37,205 Halt! 686 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,036 Fuck! 687 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,387 In the storytelling business, 688 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:03,682 this dummy swallowing that diamond 689 00:40:03,860 --> 00:40:06,476 is called a complication. 690 00:40:07,614 --> 00:40:11,152 A complication I didn't exactly need right now. 691 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,162 Parley? 692 00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,406 We lost the diamond. 693 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:21,620 What? 694 00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,500 We're really sorry, Mr. s. This kid... 695 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,787 We never even got our hands on it. 696 00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:28,216 Ow! 697 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,296 Help! 698 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:33,382 Get out! Get out of here! 699 00:40:33,556 --> 00:40:36,798 You, too! Go! With your fucking Sage stinking my place up. 700 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:37,976 Fuck off! 701 00:40:38,144 --> 00:40:39,179 Here she is. 702 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:40,931 She's a child! 703 00:40:41,105 --> 00:40:42,166 - Mr. sionis. - She's just a kid. 704 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:43,190 She's... what? 705 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,599 We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested. 706 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,062 Fuck off! Get out. 707 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:48,692 Fucking out! 708 00:40:48,863 --> 00:40:50,399 Fuck! These are my things. 709 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:52,063 - This diamond is my things. - Yes. 710 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,241 My things! 711 00:40:53,743 --> 00:40:55,449 Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do 1? 712 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,282 - No. - Why is this happening to me? Why? 713 00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:01,906 I'm gonna get your diamond back. 714 00:41:03,044 --> 00:41:04,250 I promise. 715 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:09,544 Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch? 716 00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,841 Blow off a little steam. 717 00:41:13,513 --> 00:41:16,129 Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time. 718 00:41:18,101 --> 00:41:20,683 Okay. I'll go get changed. 719 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:37,613 Shit, cass. 720 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:46,042 I don't care what it takes, I want my diamond back. 721 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:48,373 We're working on it. 722 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:51,210 Now, let's go have a little fun. 723 00:41:56,222 --> 00:42:00,761 Harleen quinzel. 724 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:02,185 Whoo! 725 00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:04,848 Hiya, romy. 726 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:09,099 Do you know why you're here? Hmm? 727 00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:10,838 When it comes to me and Roman sionis, 728 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:13,353 there are a lot of possible answers to this question. 729 00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:14,813 Breaking his driver's legs. 730 00:42:14,907 --> 00:42:16,385 There's that time I called it an "expresso." 731 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,616 Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off. 732 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,706 Constantly interrupting him, like I'm doing right now. 733 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,125 - You're here because... - Oh, god, stop. 734 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,378 You're gonna do that thing where you open up 735 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:32,001 a weird-ass case of torture devices 736 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,541 while inexplicably detailing your master plan 737 00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,920 and how I don't fit into it. 738 00:42:36,054 --> 00:42:38,921 - I'm building a better... - Seriously, you don't have to. Really! 739 00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:40,554 You're building a criminal empire 740 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,077 because daddy kicked you out of janus corp. 741 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:43,954 And you think this is a big "fuck you," but in actuality 742 00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:45,914 it's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect. 743 00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:49,271 I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think. 744 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:50,502 And you're really not as clever as you think, 745 00:42:50,526 --> 00:42:51,356 because now I'm gonna slice your... 746 00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,563 Oh, Jesus Christmas. 747 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,899 Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me 748 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,776 to set an example. Christ, you're boring. 749 00:42:57,950 --> 00:43:00,487 - I wanna kill you... - Shit. 750 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:02,777 Because without the joker around, 751 00:43:04,457 --> 00:43:05,947 I can. 752 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:12,082 For all your noise and bluster, 753 00:43:12,256 --> 00:43:15,339 you're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her. 754 00:43:20,389 --> 00:43:21,925 Whoa. Walt. “What? 755 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,681 - Don't kill me. - Ha! Right. 756 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,537 No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman. 757 00:43:25,561 --> 00:43:27,414 Come on. There's gotta be something, 758 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,558 something we can figure out. Hey! 759 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,560 Wait, wait! You lost something, right? 760 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:33,670 You lost something. I heard you say it. 761 00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,694 A diamond. 762 00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:41,486 Yeanh. 763 00:43:42,912 --> 00:43:45,028 I can help you find it. 764 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:48,164 Seriously. Look in my pocket. 765 00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:52,622 Other pocket. 766 00:44:01,889 --> 00:44:03,169 I'm starting up my own business. 767 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:05,491 See what it says? Second from the bottom. 768 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,812 I know the east end better than anybody. 769 00:44:12,859 --> 00:44:15,726 You want this diamond back? I'm your gal. 770 00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:19,236 Mr. j once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt, 771 00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,693 and I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson park. 772 00:44:21,868 --> 00:44:23,950 If you let me go, 773 00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,954 just for now, I'll get you that rock back. 774 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:30,244 What have you got to lose? If your boys find it first, 775 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:32,116 swear to god, you can kill me later. 776 00:44:32,295 --> 00:44:34,661 Pinky swear. Cross my heart, hope to fart. 777 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,212 You're so tiresome! 778 00:44:37,842 --> 00:44:39,503 If you want my mercy, 779 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,544 shut that hole in the middle of your face and listen. 780 00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:45,676 You're gonna get me my diamond. 781 00:44:51,772 --> 00:44:56,516 A kiss on the hand may be quite continental 782 00:44:56,694 --> 00:45:00,312 but diamonds are a girl's best friend 783 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:04,152 a kiss may be grand 784 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:08,240 but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat 785 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:11,281 or help you at the automat 786 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,493 diamonds 787 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:16,815 I will be waiting. 788 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:17,839 Diamonds 789 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:18,965 diamonds 790 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,168 the diamond. 791 00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:21,916 Diamonds 792 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:23,174 romy, Roman. 793 00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,108 I will be waiting. 794 00:45:27,642 --> 00:45:29,007 But diamonds 795 00:45:29,185 --> 00:45:31,722 diamonds are a girl's best 796 00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:37,807 I'll give you till midnight. 797 00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:42,107 And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face 798 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:43,987 and pickle it. 799 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,906 Okay? 800 00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:50,653 Call me old-fashioned, 801 00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:54,039 but I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond. 802 00:45:59,382 --> 00:46:02,124 I won't let you down, romy. I promise. 803 00:46:02,301 --> 00:46:04,212 Let's make it half a mil. 804 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:06,469 It's more fun if she's got competition. 805 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:09,426 Send it to every mercenary in Gotham. 806 00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,925 Oh, hey, you're that singer no one listens to. 807 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,310 Hey, you're the asshole no one likes. 808 00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:34,788 Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What? 809 00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:36,144 We've got a situation. 810 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,624 This kia, she's got the diamond. 811 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,581 Her name's Cassandra Cain. 812 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:41,120 Holy fuck. 813 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,341 Where can I find Cassandra Cain? 814 00:46:46,512 --> 00:46:48,298 Okay. Now we're good. 815 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:53,059 Cell seven. 816 00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:00,477 Thanks, doll. You're a peach. 817 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,234 Hey, I know that guy. 818 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:26,131 Access denied. Access denied. 819 00:47:26,218 --> 00:47:28,129 Access denied. Access denied. 820 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:30,878 Access denied. Access denied. Denied. 821 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,715 Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. 822 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:38,761 Hmm. Perfect. 823 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,390 Hold up, hold up. 824 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,254 - Remember me? - She stole my car! 825 00:47:57,416 --> 00:47:58,810 - Harley Quinn. - Hey, Quinn! 826 00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:00,604 - Let us out, see what happens. - Don't mind me, guys. 827 00:48:00,628 --> 00:48:02,493 - You killed my chinchilla! - Here for the kid. 828 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,578 What's up, girl? You're the reason I'm in here! 829 00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:06,372 Yeah, sorry about that. 830 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,752 You're dead! 831 00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:08,987 I'm gonna kill you, Quinn! 832 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,296 Hey, kid. 833 00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:12,261 You're that psycho 834 00:48:12,348 --> 00:48:13,492 - from the roller derby. - Yeah, yeah. 835 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:14,926 Are you Cassandra Cain? 836 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,261 Yeanh. 837 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:29,354 I need to know where... 838 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:41,661 Hold, please. 839 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:43,292 Harley... 840 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:44,481 Let you think you get the picture 841 00:48:44,505 --> 00:48:47,292 bitch, you don't know how good I treat ya 842 00:48:47,383 --> 00:48:50,170 shake it off this pride and glory 843 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:53,003 you dig up so many stories 844 00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:55,713 oh, you're so under the thumb 845 00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:58,550 four fingers from a knuckle sandwich 846 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,135 try my blood it's just a starter 847 00:49:01,230 --> 00:49:04,142 no one tastes like me, yeah 848 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:08,518 I'm pretty like a car crash 849 00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:11,070 ugly as a lullaby 850 00:49:11,740 --> 00:49:13,776 you really wanna try it 851 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:16,359 experiment on me 852 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,570 experiment on me 853 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,372 experiment on me 854 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,205 experiment on me 855 00:50:04,126 --> 00:50:05,126 Hmm. 856 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,796 I got you, you little shit. 857 00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:13,384 Who are you guys? 858 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:16,169 Go, go, go. 859 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:20,631 Keep the kid alive. 860 00:51:19,201 --> 00:51:20,281 Mmm! 861 00:51:28,544 --> 00:51:29,909 Whoa black Betty, bam-ba-lam 862 00:51:30,004 --> 00:51:31,619 yeah black Betty, bam-ba-lam 863 00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:33,796 black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam 864 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:35,167 damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam 865 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:37,420 she's always ready, bam-ba-lam 866 00:51:37,511 --> 00:51:39,422 she's all rock steady, bam-ba-lam 867 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:40,923 whoa black Betty, bam-ba-lam 868 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:43,597 yeah black Betty, bam-ba-lam 869 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:49,439 all right 870 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:02,737 Whoa black Betty, bam-ba-lam 871 00:52:02,828 --> 00:52:04,534 go black Betty, bam-ba-lam 872 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,578 really gets me high, bam-ba-lam 873 00:52:21,472 --> 00:52:22,302 Oh, yeah 874 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,389 a little help. 875 00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:24,849 All right 876 00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:28,686 all right 877 00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,310 oh, yeah 878 00:52:30,397 --> 00:52:31,557 mmm. 879 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:32,649 All right 880 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,437 oh, yeah 881 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,070 Does she have to keep running? 882 00:53:13,023 --> 00:53:15,856 Roman, you trustafarian fuckbag. 883 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,153 You! 884 00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,356 You! 885 00:53:20,531 --> 00:53:22,112 Step away from the kid. 886 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,325 Drop it. 887 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:26,119 The phone? 888 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:27,992 Sure. 889 00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,052 Mmm. 890 00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:04,404 Whoa. 891 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:06,360 Oh, good. You're awake. 892 00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,241 Toss that for me, will ya? 893 00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:24,045 What the fuck? 894 00:54:24,219 --> 00:54:25,959 Who did I just blow up? 895 00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,049 Either someone who wants me dead, 896 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:29,463 or someone looking to collect 897 00:54:29,558 --> 00:54:31,278 the half-million dollar reward on your head. 898 00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:33,467 Half a million dollars? 899 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:34,896 Yeanh. 900 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:37,475 Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars? 901 00:54:38,025 --> 00:54:39,856 - Not really. - You've got the wrong kid. 902 00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:41,813 Now, uncuff me. 903 00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,727 Oh, sure. 904 00:54:43,906 --> 00:54:45,216 As soon as you give me the diamond. 905 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,855 What diamond? 906 00:54:53,332 --> 00:54:54,572 Fuck you! 907 00:54:56,335 --> 00:54:57,541 I ook at me. 908 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:01,753 What? 909 00:55:01,924 --> 00:55:04,040 I don't know nothing about no diamond. 910 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:06,529 The inflection in your voice, the way you can't hold eye contact, 911 00:55:06,553 --> 00:55:09,511 and the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do. 912 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,093 Now, you can give it to me, or I can give you 913 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:13,720 to the man that diamond belongs to. 914 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:15,885 But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like 915 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:17,014 what he's gonna do to ya. 916 00:55:18,023 --> 00:55:20,514 Now, hand it over. 917 00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:23,517 Yeah, not gonna happen. 918 00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:27,650 - Come again? - I said I can't. 919 00:55:27,825 --> 00:55:28,985 One more time. 920 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,774 - I can't give it to you. - Why not? 921 00:55:30,953 --> 00:55:32,864 Because I ate it, okay? 922 00:55:40,128 --> 00:55:41,128 Yes. 923 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:43,874 What are we even doing here? 924 00:55:44,758 --> 00:55:47,044 There are two ways that diamond's coming outta ya. 925 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:49,426 This way, 926 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:52,429 or this way. 927 00:55:54,726 --> 00:55:55,932 That's what I thought. 928 00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:57,809 Also, I'm outta groceries. 929 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,107 So, how long you been a mercenary? 930 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,522 Hey, where did you get... 931 00:56:06,697 --> 00:56:09,029 You're so busy looking at my right hand, 932 00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:10,905 you haven't even thought about my left. 933 00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:13,067 Your left hand is cuffed to mine. 934 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:19,539 I'll have to learn that one. 935 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,909 Can we get this? 936 00:56:22,421 --> 00:56:24,753 You're not gonna try to run, are you? 937 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:27,039 Look, if there's really a half mil on my head, 938 00:56:27,217 --> 00:56:29,897 I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open. 939 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:33,177 Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. 940 00:56:33,348 --> 00:56:35,509 I do not care that you're a kid. 941 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:39,768 I saw that. 942 00:56:40,814 --> 00:56:43,556 Seriously though, how'd you get to be here? 943 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:47,022 I mean, shopping at fancy-ass stores, 944 00:56:47,195 --> 00:56:50,278 you're making bank, you have your own business. 945 00:56:50,991 --> 00:56:53,232 How'd you do it? Come on, tell me. 946 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:54,570 Woman to woman. 947 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:59,204 Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential. 948 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,239 I mean, how do I be like you? 949 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:05,002 Well, except for the crazy part. But other than that. 950 00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:08,581 Number one, no one is like me. 951 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:11,796 If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school. 952 00:57:11,970 --> 00:57:14,928 Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum. 953 00:57:15,098 --> 00:57:18,306 Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum. 954 00:57:18,477 --> 00:57:19,557 Begin a life of crime. 955 00:57:19,728 --> 00:57:22,040 Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman. 956 00:57:22,064 --> 00:57:23,725 Get arrested by the Batman. 957 00:57:23,899 --> 00:57:25,585 Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck. 958 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,170 Save the world, go back to jail, and break out of jail 959 00:57:27,194 --> 00:57:29,560 before breaking up with the aforementioned madman 960 00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:31,353 and going out on your own. 961 00:57:34,201 --> 00:57:36,112 Number two... 962 00:57:36,328 --> 00:57:39,491 Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? 963 00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:40,665 That's crazy. 964 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:44,533 I'm not shopping at this store. 965 00:57:46,588 --> 00:57:47,623 I'm robbing this store. 966 00:57:48,507 --> 00:57:50,964 Consider this your first lesson. 967 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:53,216 Paying is for dummies. 968 00:57:59,685 --> 00:58:00,685 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 969 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:02,801 Move it! 970 00:58:08,235 --> 00:58:09,725 Whoops. Ah... 971 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:14,817 This is doc's place. And this is doc. 972 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,367 I otus flower! 973 00:58:19,538 --> 00:58:21,995 - Hiya, doc. How are ya? - Good. 974 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:26,249 He's the taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone. 975 00:58:26,420 --> 00:58:28,106 Nothing happens around here, let me tell you, 976 00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:29,495 without doc knowing about it. 977 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:32,085 And he happens to be the only person 978 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,507 who actually cares about me. 979 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:36,168 - I do? - Yes, you do. 980 00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:39,884 She's been ordering ♪32 with extra chili for many years. 981 00:58:40,058 --> 00:58:43,300 Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with ♪32. 982 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,081 So you don't have to taste his cooking. 983 00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:47,847 Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees. 984 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:50,352 Everyone's looking for you. And you. 985 00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,563 We know. 986 00:58:52,738 --> 00:58:55,946 I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you, 987 00:58:56,116 --> 00:58:57,981 you have to show them that you're serious. 988 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,159 Blow something up. Shoot someone. 989 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:04,533 Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence. 990 00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:06,573 Shut that door. Lock it. 991 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,125 Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay? 992 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,175 This place... 993 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,549 Well, it ain't much, but it's better than a prison cell. 994 00:59:23,643 --> 00:59:25,304 1s so fucking dope. 995 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:30,393 Oh, shit. Is that a hyena in a bathtub? 996 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:33,400 I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy. 997 00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:36,319 He's my little dumpling, aren't you? 998 00:59:36,490 --> 00:59:38,572 Aren't you, my little baby? 999 00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:40,653 Aren't you, brucey? Yes. 1000 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,442 I love you. 1001 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:47,573 I never said that. I love you both equally. 1002 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:51,793 Who, that? It's cass. 1003 00:59:54,549 --> 00:59:55,755 You're so pretty. 1004 00:59:57,803 --> 00:59:59,464 Who's this? 1005 01:00:00,138 --> 01:00:01,799 It's a beaver. 1006 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:03,182 Hmm. 1007 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:09,895 Does brucey want a treat? Does brucey want a treat? 1008 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,025 What's this? 1009 01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:19,066 It's art. Don't touch. 1010 01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:23,908 He your ex or something? 1011 01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:26,119 You don't know who that is? 1012 01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:28,784 The joker. 1013 01:00:28,959 --> 01:00:31,575 The clown prince of crime? 1014 01:00:31,753 --> 01:00:33,414 My former partner in madness? 1015 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:35,829 The harlequin of hate? The Jester of genocide? 1016 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:37,872 You've never heard of him? 1017 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,087 Well, sounds like a dick. 1018 01:00:43,265 --> 01:00:44,265 Huh. 1019 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:55,565 Milk 1020 01:01:06,204 --> 01:01:09,867 I'm not going soft or nothing, but I gotta admit, 1021 01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:12,248 it was kinda nice having the kid around. 1022 01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:25,879 Give me a ♪32. Mild. 1023 01:01:26,057 --> 01:01:28,013 Uh... yeah, sure. 1024 01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:50,537 Who are you? 1025 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:51,947 They call me... 1026 01:01:54,252 --> 01:01:55,252 H 1027 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:57,293 My bad. I should've introduced you. 1028 01:01:57,380 --> 01:01:58,711 I'll make it quick. 1029 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:08,131 Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful mafia Don in Gotham city. 1030 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:10,765 Helena bertinelli. 1031 01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:13,302 Yep, that bertinelll. 1032 01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:18,853 One day, she comes home to find her whole family in the living room. 1033 01:02:19,027 --> 01:02:20,142 Momma. 1034 01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:26,323 Anyone and everyone with bertinelli blood is there. 1035 01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:31,578 Oh, and that? That's Stefano galante. 1036 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:35,332 The guy making the play for the bertinelli turf and fortune. 1037 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:02,564 When one of the goons finds the kid alive, 1038 01:03:02,737 --> 01:03:07,026 the big softy sneaks her outta there and hides her away in sicily. 1039 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:12,445 Where she is raised by his own father and brother. Both assassins. 1040 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:24,089 She spends the next 15 years thinking only of revenge. 1041 01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:26,833 So, she starts training. 1042 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:29,965 When she was ready, 1043 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:31,255 and by “ready” I mean 1044 01:03:31,349 --> 01:03:33,385 a badass motherfucking killing machine, 1045 01:03:37,188 --> 01:03:39,975 she moves back to Gotham. Starts working on that kill list. 1046 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,907 She has the murder stuff down, but the rest? 1047 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:52,112 Do you know who I am? 1048 01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:54,699 Do you know who I am? 1049 01:03:54,914 --> 01:03:56,234 Still a work in progress. 1050 01:03:58,752 --> 01:04:00,288 Do you know who I am? 1051 01:04:00,462 --> 01:04:01,872 The crossbow killer. 1052 01:04:02,047 --> 01:04:03,127 They call me... 1053 01:04:03,298 --> 01:04:05,163 The crossbow killer. 1054 01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,878 They call me... 1055 01:04:07,052 --> 01:04:09,714 The crossbow killer? 1056 01:04:09,888 --> 01:04:11,048 They call me... 1057 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:15,351 Huntress. 1058 01:04:15,518 --> 01:04:18,055 She calls herself huntress. 1059 01:04:18,229 --> 01:04:20,561 Fucking fabulous, if you ask me. 1060 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,603 And who are you looking for? 1061 01:04:30,075 --> 01:04:31,406 Great club. 1062 01:04:31,576 --> 01:04:32,691 Quinn got the girl. 1063 01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:34,119 And? 1064 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,403 And they disappeared. 1065 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:40,247 Fuck! 1066 01:04:41,753 --> 01:04:43,038 Fuck! 1067 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,217 What is she laughing at? 1068 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,258 Is she laughing at me? 1069 01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:55,432 She is. 1070 01:04:56,017 --> 01:04:57,177 No, she's not. She's... 1071 01:04:57,811 --> 01:04:59,551 What are you laughing at, Erika? 1072 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:02,099 Roman, you gotta hear this. 1073 01:05:02,273 --> 01:05:04,104 - It's hilarious. - Get on the table. 1074 01:05:04,943 --> 01:05:05,943 - Onh. - Ooh. 1075 01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,150 You're being a total kook. 1076 01:05:09,697 --> 01:05:11,187 Get on the fucking table. 1077 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:16,075 This is my club. Get up now. 1078 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:18,198 - Okay. - Now. 1079 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,160 Whoa. 1080 01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:25,747 Now, dance. 1081 01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:34,002 Dance. Dance, Erika! 1082 01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:35,465 Okay. 1083 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,639 This dress is fucking hideous. 1084 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:48,565 Take it off. 1085 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:51,986 Take your dress off. 1086 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:56,281 Get up there and fucking cut it off her. 1087 01:05:57,454 --> 01:05:58,864 Do it now! 1088 01:05:59,747 --> 01:06:01,362 Take her fucking dress off. 1089 01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:03,831 Just rip it off her. Hurry up! 1090 01:06:04,002 --> 01:06:05,242 Hurry up! 1091 01:06:07,213 --> 01:06:08,773 - Fucking do it. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1092 01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:09,882 Do it. 1093 01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:16,131 Yeah. Beautiful. 1094 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:34,104 You wouldn't betray me, would you? 1095 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,654 I was just gonna go look for the girl. 1096 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,819 Oh, no, no, no. I want you to stay here with me. 1097 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:43,283 I want you to stay here with me close. 1098 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:46,666 You soothe me, little bird. 1099 01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:02,427 Oh, good. You got it. 1100 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:03,842 Did you trace the messages? 1101 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:06,386 You stole evidence from an active crime scene, 1102 01:07:06,481 --> 01:07:07,841 and then had it sent to my office. 1103 01:07:09,150 --> 01:07:10,731 Renee, what were you thinking? 1104 01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:13,439 Roman is the one that put a price on the kid's head. 1105 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,190 Okay? I had to. 1106 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:18,573 - I can't get into it right now... - Renee, you need help. 1107 01:07:18,743 --> 01:07:20,074 What are you talking about? 1108 01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,326 She's right. 1109 01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:26,661 You are a good cop, Montoya, but you've lost your way. 1110 01:07:27,961 --> 01:07:28,961 What? 1111 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:31,002 I'm sorry. Okay? 1112 01:07:31,172 --> 01:07:32,878 You gave me no choice. 1113 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,789 - Did you sell me out? - I'm sorry. 1114 01:07:35,593 --> 01:07:36,958 You're suspended. 1115 01:07:38,221 --> 01:07:40,212 Your badge and your gun, now. 1116 01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:47,511 If you've ever watched any cop movie ever, 1117 01:07:48,022 --> 01:07:50,354 you know that this is when shit gets real. 1118 01:07:50,525 --> 01:07:52,186 What's the point of the badge, 1119 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,064 when it means fuck all anyway? 1120 01:07:58,324 --> 01:07:59,324 Right, captain? 1121 01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:04,153 No cop ever gets anything done until after they've been suspended. 1122 01:08:06,624 --> 01:08:10,788 Which would've had me worried, only I had more pressing concerns. 1123 01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:14,663 And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes. 1124 01:08:15,633 --> 01:08:17,169 Hey, you'll ruin your nails. 1125 01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,878 Thank you. 1126 01:08:22,056 --> 01:08:24,012 Anyway, lesson 37. 1127 01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:25,220 Why... 1128 01:08:26,894 --> 01:08:28,259 You said they wouldn't find us. 1129 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:31,305 Chillax. No one knows we're here. 1130 01:08:31,482 --> 01:08:34,189 Harleen quinzel, this is Gotham police. 1131 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,850 Okay. So they know. 1132 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:37,477 I et's scram. 1133 01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:41,033 Open the door. 1134 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,407 Holy back door, beavy. This is getting outta hand. 1135 01:08:43,745 --> 01:08:44,865 Bruce, come here. 1136 01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:46,472 I can hear you! Open the door. 1137 01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:48,582 What is that? 1138 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,041 See you in hell, Harley! 1139 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,333 Get under the table! 1140 01:08:58,635 --> 01:09:00,546 Bruce? Bruce! 1141 01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:01,755 Come here! No! 1142 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,440 Bruce? 1143 01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:17,775 Come here, boy. Bruce? 1144 01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:21,782 Bruce? 1145 01:09:23,451 --> 01:09:24,451 Bruce? 1146 01:09:26,454 --> 01:09:28,035 This doesn't make sense. 1147 01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:30,614 It doesn't make sense. I don't understand. 1148 01:09:31,751 --> 01:09:34,618 No one knew we were here. No one knew we were here, except... 1149 01:09:35,630 --> 01:09:36,630 Doc. 1150 01:09:36,798 --> 01:09:37,798 Oh, my god. Doc? 1151 01:09:39,926 --> 01:09:41,917 Doc? Where is he? 1152 01:09:43,513 --> 01:09:44,548 Doc? 1153 01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:48,552 I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I... 1154 01:09:55,274 --> 01:09:56,274 No. 1155 01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,683 I'm sorry, lotus flower. 1156 01:09:59,278 --> 01:10:00,859 You sold me out? 1157 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,987 Too many people offering me too much money. 1158 01:10:05,785 --> 01:10:08,197 I have enough now to open up a new restaurant. 1159 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:10,278 A really nice one. 1160 01:10:10,456 --> 01:10:11,741 But, doc, 1161 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:13,948 it's me. 1162 01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:16,284 It's just business. 1163 01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:46,531 This next bit ain't very pretty. 1164 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,700 - You're right. - Harley? 1165 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:51,493 He's right. 1166 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,323 Business is business. 1167 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,247 I've got the kid. 1168 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,713 But I'm gonna need to renegotiate the terms of our deal. 1169 01:11:01,883 --> 01:11:03,589 If I hand her over, 1170 01:11:03,676 --> 01:11:06,133 I want everyone who's after me to back off. 1171 01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:09,553 Quinn, bring me the rock now 1172 01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:11,471 and I guarantee your safety. 1173 01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:15,180 I own this town. You'll have my protection. 1174 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:16,810 Fine. 1175 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:21,099 Meet me at amusement mile. The booby trap. In one hour. 1176 01:11:30,870 --> 01:11:32,076 Quit judging. 1177 01:11:35,374 --> 01:11:36,374 /sasz! 1178 01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,463 Come on, kid. 1179 01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:46,544 Let's get you somewhere safe. 1180 01:11:47,136 --> 01:11:48,216 We got them. 1181 01:11:52,225 --> 01:11:53,225 Little bird! 1182 01:11:54,227 --> 01:11:56,843 You're gonna be driving Mr. zsasz tonight. 1183 01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:01,231 Go. Fetch. Amusement mile. The booby trap. 1184 01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:03,349 Do we have to bring them back? 1185 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:07,445 I think you can manage a couple of little girls. 1186 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:10,481 Just bring me back my diamond. 1187 01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:58,748 What is it? 1188 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:01,209 Nothing. 1189 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,721 Pull over. 1190 01:13:15,892 --> 01:13:17,052 What? 1191 01:13:17,226 --> 01:13:19,808 Pull the fucking car over now. 1192 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:24,062 I gotta take a leak. 1193 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,062 She betrayed you, boss. She betrayed you. 1194 01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:31,649 Are you sure? 1195 01:13:31,824 --> 01:13:34,486 Your little bird's a fucking rat. 1196 01:13:42,001 --> 01:13:43,741 You want me to kill her? 1197 01:13:47,173 --> 01:13:48,173 No. 1198 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,081 No. No. 1199 01:13:50,676 --> 01:13:52,337 I'll come to you. 1200 01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,546 I thought we were friends. And you... 1201 01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:34,004 You saw what it's like for me out there. I didn't have a choice. 1202 01:14:34,428 --> 01:14:37,340 And if you go before he gets here, everything will be fine. 1203 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,635 Harley. 1204 01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:43,514 I'm sorry, kid. I am. 1205 01:14:53,823 --> 01:14:55,063 That was fast. 1206 01:14:58,369 --> 01:14:59,369 She's in... 1207 01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,527 Where's Cassandra Cain? 1208 01:15:01,706 --> 01:15:04,038 You? Again? 1209 01:15:13,384 --> 01:15:14,384 Are you drunk? 1210 01:15:14,552 --> 01:15:15,837 Come on. 1211 01:15:16,137 --> 01:15:17,137 Okay. 1212 01:15:39,618 --> 01:15:40,824 Right in the tit. 1213 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:48,912 Where's Cassandra Cain? 1214 01:15:50,129 --> 01:15:51,129 Cass. 1215 01:15:57,970 --> 01:16:00,427 You killed my sandwich! 1216 01:16:07,772 --> 01:16:09,012 Bye-bye, birdie. 1217 01:16:10,608 --> 01:16:11,608 Ow! 1218 01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:14,812 No fair. 1219 01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:16,769 Was that really necessary? 1220 01:16:17,198 --> 01:16:18,859 You don't know her like I do. 1221 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:20,575 Cass? 1222 01:16:24,705 --> 01:16:26,036 Oh, thank god. 1223 01:16:27,208 --> 01:16:28,368 I'm gonna get you outta here. 1224 01:16:28,459 --> 01:16:29,824 Did she really tape you 1225 01:16:29,919 --> 01:16:31,409 - to a damn toilet? - Mmm-hmm. 1226 01:16:33,255 --> 01:16:34,255 Hmm. 1227 01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:35,879 This is nice. 1228 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:38,462 You're still conscious. 1229 01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:42,086 You can still feel? 1230 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:45,222 Look at me. Are you a good girl, now? 1231 01:16:46,977 --> 01:16:51,095 "I'm a good girl. I'm a good girl." 1232 01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:03,490 I got one 1233 01:17:04,537 --> 01:17:09,327 for all the little birds I helped fly away from this world. 1234 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:12,371 I'm saving a special spot for you. 1235 01:17:13,879 --> 01:17:15,210 Right here. 1236 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:21,446 You're gonna have to be quiet. 1237 01:17:21,470 --> 01:17:22,585 - Ow! - Hi 1238 01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:24,094 what are you guys doing? 1239 01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:30,847 Oh, I know where the diamond is. 1240 01:17:31,313 --> 01:17:34,271 Is that rock still inside you? 1241 01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,809 Oh, god. 1242 01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:42,984 Stop. 1243 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:46,533 The hell, zsasz? 1244 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,611 Cut her open. 1245 01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:49,995 Stop fucking around. 1246 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,201 You heard me. 1247 01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:52,994 Cut her fucking open. 1248 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:56,786 Okay. No, no. No, no, no. See, she's just a kid. 1249 01:17:57,256 --> 01:17:59,372 You're a filthy fucking rat. 1250 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:00,665 I'm a rat? 1251 01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:04,381 I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird. 1252 01:18:04,847 --> 01:18:06,508 You little fucking bird. 1253 01:18:07,433 --> 01:18:09,765 That's why he needs me to look out for him. 1254 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:14,724 That's why he needs me to take care of him. 1255 01:18:16,650 --> 01:18:18,982 You know you're just being paranoid, zsasz. 1256 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:20,897 - Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 1257 01:18:20,988 --> 01:18:22,103 Prove it to me. 1258 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:25,735 Rip open her little tummy. 1259 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:27,195 Yeah, that's not gonna happen. 1260 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,530 Now! Rip it open! 1261 01:18:43,344 --> 01:18:45,300 You piece of shit! 1262 01:18:53,687 --> 01:18:54,687 Freezel 1263 01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,061 don't fucking move. 1264 01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:04,107 Who the fuck are you? 1265 01:19:11,330 --> 01:19:12,330 Go get the kid. 1266 01:19:12,498 --> 01:19:13,908 All right. 1267 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:16,083 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Back the fuck up! 1268 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,563 - Get away from me. All of you. - Put that shit down. 1269 01:19:18,587 --> 01:19:20,794 Shoot them, kid. 1270 01:19:20,965 --> 01:19:24,708 You, put that stupid-ass Robin hood piece of shit down! 1271 01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:27,627 - Cass, it's okay. Just calm... - Don't move! 1272 01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:28,805 Okay. 1273 01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:31,714 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 1274 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:33,344 But I know that this shit stick... 1275 01:19:35,145 --> 01:19:36,885 Just tried to gut me. 1276 01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:38,898 And you. 1277 01:19:41,277 --> 01:19:42,767 Thought you were different. 1278 01:19:45,739 --> 01:19:46,979 I'm sorry, kid. 1279 01:19:49,660 --> 01:19:52,117 I'm just a terrible person, I guess. 1280 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,086 Ooh! 1281 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,005 Ooh, I'm back. 1282 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:05,748 Okay, I feel like I've just walked in on something I don't give two shits about. 1283 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:08,238 This guy's dead, so I'm just gonna get outta your hair. Cool? 1284 01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:11,254 No. Wait. She's lying. She works for sionis. 1285 01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:12,842 Excuse me? I work for sionis? 1286 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:17,642 I'm not letting you sell the kid to him. 1287 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:20,805 I wasn't going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid. 1288 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:22,644 Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh? 1289 01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:25,730 I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me. 1290 01:20:25,904 --> 01:20:27,690 Even the fucking crossbow killer. 1291 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,480 I'm not the crossbow killer! 1292 01:20:29,616 --> 01:20:30,616 Whoa. 1293 01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:33,571 They call me... 1294 01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:34,746 Helena bertinelli. 1295 01:20:35,289 --> 01:20:36,289 For fuck's sake. 1296 01:20:36,457 --> 01:20:38,448 As in the bertinelli massacre? 1297 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:42,368 Sheesh kebab. That is childhood trauma, right there. 1298 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:49,841 I killed galante. 1299 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:55,639 I killed his firing squad. 1300 01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:02,847 I killed Victor zsasz. 1301 01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,354 And now I'm done. 1302 01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:13,274 Bravo. 1303 01:21:18,582 --> 01:21:20,288 So if you don't mind, I'm gonna leave now. 1304 01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:21,536 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1305 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,798 I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done. 1306 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,998 Who do you think funded galante's little power grab, huh? 1307 01:21:29,468 --> 01:21:31,049 Galante was working with sionis. 1308 01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,552 Roman killed your whole family looking for that rock. 1309 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,838 You don't think he's gonna kill this kid? 1310 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,091 That diamond is our only chance of stopping him. 1311 01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:40,269 You guys. 1312 01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:42,769 Hey, I think you should see this. 1313 01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,436 Oh. 1314 01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:48,108 It's sionis. 1315 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:02,156 We're fucked. 1316 01:22:02,876 --> 01:22:04,707 He bought himself an army. 1317 01:22:13,554 --> 01:22:14,554 They're all here for me. 1318 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:18,175 Aren't they? 1319 01:22:24,982 --> 01:22:26,597 - No. - They're not? 1320 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:28,015 No, they're not. 1321 01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:30,351 Do you know what that means? 1322 01:22:30,529 --> 01:22:32,340 That means he's not just after the kid anymore. 1323 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:33,570 He's after all of us. 1324 01:22:33,991 --> 01:22:36,232 He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him. 1325 01:22:36,869 --> 01:22:39,827 You just betrayed him. You just killed his bff. 1326 01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,830 And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him. 1327 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,249 So, unless we all wanna die very unpleasant deaths 1328 01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:49,628 and let Roman go finger-fishing in the kid's intestinal tract, 1329 01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:52,618 we're gonna have to work together. 1330 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:55,001 With you? 1331 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:56,214 Yeanh. 1332 01:22:56,722 --> 01:22:57,907 We're gonna work together, 1333 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,651 and we'll get outta here in one piece, okay? 1334 01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:04,969 Okay. 1335 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,434 Yeah. Okay. 1336 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,400 Sure. 1337 01:23:12,571 --> 01:23:13,936 Yes! 1338 01:23:14,114 --> 01:23:16,230 But we are gonna need some serious hardware. 1339 01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:17,325 Mmm-hmm. 1340 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,737 Will this do? 1341 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:26,334 No. 1342 01:23:26,502 --> 01:23:28,117 Not at all. 1343 01:23:30,172 --> 01:23:32,163 We're dead. We're fucking dead. 1344 01:23:32,341 --> 01:23:34,081 That slimy jizznozzle! 1345 01:23:34,259 --> 01:23:36,654 - Li can't believe he took it all! - We're fucked. 1346 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:38,839 - Fuck! - Uh, there's this. 1347 01:23:45,312 --> 01:23:46,347 Okay. 1348 01:23:58,075 --> 01:24:02,535 Friends, brothers, men of Gotham. 1349 01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:07,581 I have funded you. I've protected you. 1350 01:24:08,544 --> 01:24:11,877 I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail. 1351 01:24:12,589 --> 01:24:15,001 Well, now it's time to say thank you. 1352 01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:21,967 Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman sionis. 1353 01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:25,891 Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive. 1354 01:24:26,061 --> 01:24:27,892 The rest you can kill. 1355 01:24:34,236 --> 01:24:35,236 Dope. 1356 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,695 Oh, no, no, no. Not that one. 1357 01:24:38,865 --> 01:24:40,856 Sentimental value. Try this. 1358 01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,444 - You're kidding. - What? Gotta take care of the girls. 1359 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,080 Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. 1360 01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,491 We should order pizza. Make cosmos. 1361 01:24:50,669 --> 01:24:52,534 - Harley, focus. Yeah. - Okay. 1362 01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:56,459 Hey, nice. What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shtick? 1363 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:59,625 It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12. 1364 01:24:59,803 --> 01:25:01,614 I love this chick. She's got rage issues. 1365 01:25:01,638 --> 01:25:03,094 I don't have rage issues. 1366 01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:05,969 You know, psychologically speaking, 1367 01:25:06,143 --> 01:25:08,600 vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for. 1368 01:25:08,687 --> 01:25:09,687 Yeanh. 1369 01:25:09,813 --> 01:25:12,429 Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside. 1370 01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:18,151 Shit. Get down. 1371 01:25:19,948 --> 01:25:21,108 Down here! 1372 01:25:22,993 --> 01:25:23,993 Cass! 1373 01:25:24,161 --> 01:25:26,368 - Follow me! - Go, go, go, go! 1374 01:25:26,496 --> 01:25:27,616 Go! 1375 01:25:32,252 --> 01:25:33,662 Holy shit! 1376 01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:55,931 What? 1377 01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:57,732 You are so cool. 1378 01:25:58,320 --> 01:25:59,651 Okay. This way. 1379 01:26:08,622 --> 01:26:10,032 Get ready, ladies. 1380 01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:22,111 Don't worry. You're gonna make it. 1381 01:26:22,135 --> 01:26:23,625 Okay? Okay. 1382 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,216 What the... go! Go, go, go! 1383 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:28,099 Fuck. 1384 01:26:30,519 --> 01:26:31,519 Shit. 1385 01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:42,819 Whoa. Shit! 1386 01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,506 Motherfucker. 1387 01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,854 Let me go! 1388 01:27:19,025 --> 01:27:20,515 Gotcha. 1389 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:22,737 This way! 1390 01:27:22,904 --> 01:27:24,440 Come on. Come on. It's okay. Come on. 1391 01:27:24,614 --> 01:27:26,150 You shouldn't have to see this. 1392 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,315 Here, hold on to this for me, okay? 1393 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:29,554 That's all you think about. 1394 01:27:29,578 --> 01:27:31,338 Just close your eyes and hold it tight. Okay? 1395 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:34,488 Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe. 1396 01:28:16,708 --> 01:28:17,708 Canary! 1397 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:20,496 You okay? 1398 01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:22,786 We gotta go this way! 1399 01:28:25,217 --> 01:28:26,217 Ugh. More? 1400 01:28:26,593 --> 01:28:28,633 When the fuck did she have time to do a shoe change? 1401 01:28:28,762 --> 01:28:29,762 Come on. 1402 01:28:36,978 --> 01:28:37,978 Thanks. 1403 01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:52,576 Duck! 1404 01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:58,117 Hair tie? Yeah. 1405 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:00,331 Ah, fuck! 1406 01:29:05,465 --> 01:29:06,545 I got him! 1407 01:29:10,136 --> 01:29:11,251 Get back here, kid! 1408 01:29:15,267 --> 01:29:16,507 Who's got the kid? 1409 01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:30,322 Get down! 1410 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:43,450 Please, no more. 1411 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:49,506 So, forgive me yet? 1412 01:29:49,676 --> 01:29:50,756 Get off me. 1413 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:57,926 Anyone else hungry? I know a great taco spot. 1414 01:29:58,101 --> 01:29:59,301 - I'm starving. - I love tacos. 1415 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:00,467 Really? 1416 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:10,715 Down! Get down! 1417 01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:12,354 You're okay. You're okay. 1418 01:30:12,532 --> 01:30:14,773 Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it. 1419 01:30:17,370 --> 01:30:18,370 Get off! 1420 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:20,016 I got you. 1421 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,040 Ooh! 1422 01:30:21,541 --> 01:30:24,203 Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof. 1423 01:30:24,377 --> 01:30:27,244 Harley! No! Get off me! 1424 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,422 Harley! 1425 01:30:28,506 --> 01:30:30,121 They got the kid. Shit! 1426 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,417 We can't let them get her. I trust you. 1427 01:30:34,679 --> 01:30:36,385 - One bullet? - Please help me! 1428 01:30:36,556 --> 01:30:37,841 Has anyone got any bullets? 1429 01:30:38,016 --> 01:30:39,597 Fuck. I'm out. 1430 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,846 I can't get out there. I just need to get through. 1431 01:30:43,563 --> 01:30:45,349 - We gotta go. We gotta move. - Shit. 1432 01:30:45,523 --> 01:30:47,263 Guys, they're in the car. 1433 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:49,128 They're getting away. 1434 01:30:49,152 --> 01:30:50,562 - Get in there! - Get off! 1435 01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,150 Shit! I'm out. 1436 01:30:55,325 --> 01:30:57,005 Guys, come on. They're closing in. 1437 01:30:58,370 --> 01:31:01,112 Canary, you know what you have to do! 1438 01:31:01,790 --> 01:31:04,452 Cover your ears! You better get her back. 1439 01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:26,845 Told ya she had a killer voice. 1440 01:31:48,294 --> 01:31:49,294 Need a ride? 1441 01:32:15,321 --> 01:32:16,321 Get her! 1442 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:49,219 Oh! 1443 01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,029 Whip me! 1444 01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:02,159 What? 1445 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:03,491 - Whip me! - Okay. 1446 01:33:11,544 --> 01:33:12,544 Kid! 1447 01:33:13,254 --> 01:33:14,254 Harley! 1448 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:16,423 Shoot her! 1449 01:33:25,016 --> 01:33:26,016 Harley! 1450 01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,558 Hit the brakes! 1451 01:33:47,622 --> 01:33:48,982 No! 1452 01:34:02,303 --> 01:34:03,303 Uh-oh. 1453 01:34:30,331 --> 01:34:31,446 Kid! 1454 01:34:43,636 --> 01:34:44,921 Harley! 1455 01:35:02,906 --> 01:35:05,773 Well, we always did share a love of the dramatic. 1456 01:35:05,950 --> 01:35:06,950 Didn't we? 1457 01:35:09,370 --> 01:35:10,951 And look at us now. 1458 01:35:12,624 --> 01:35:15,036 But don't you see? You're trying to kill me. 1459 01:35:15,210 --> 01:35:17,496 I'm the only one who can protect youl! 1460 01:35:20,506 --> 01:35:22,838 You know you can't stand on your own, Quinn. 1461 01:35:22,926 --> 01:35:24,132 You're not the type! 1462 01:35:25,553 --> 01:35:28,295 But me? You need me! 1463 01:35:43,154 --> 01:35:46,021 Here's the thing, romy baby. 1464 01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:51,777 Your protection is based on the fact that people are scared of you. 1465 01:35:52,538 --> 01:35:54,403 Just like they're scared of Mr. j. 1466 01:36:00,004 --> 01:36:02,416 But I'm the one they should be scared of. 1467 01:36:02,799 --> 01:36:05,256 Not you, and not Mr. j. 1468 01:36:05,426 --> 01:36:08,338 'Cause I'm Harley fucking Quinn. 1469 01:36:16,104 --> 01:36:17,184 Shit. 1470 01:36:18,856 --> 01:36:20,517 That was super embarrassing. 1471 01:36:20,650 --> 01:36:22,265 Hmm. Sure was. 1472 01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:25,935 You think you can beat me? You're a fucking moron. 1473 01:36:27,615 --> 01:36:29,196 I'm sorry, kid. 1474 01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:33,239 And I'm sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move. 1475 01:36:34,998 --> 01:36:36,534 For what it's worth, 1476 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:41,163 you made me want to be a less terrible person. 1477 01:36:42,338 --> 01:36:43,338 Fw. 1478 01:36:43,506 --> 01:36:46,839 If we're apologizing for shit, I should tell you something. 1479 01:36:47,010 --> 01:36:48,295 Excuse me! 1480 01:36:48,469 --> 01:36:50,801 I stole something from you. 1481 01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:52,883 You slippery-fingered little turd. 1482 01:36:53,057 --> 01:36:54,263 I took your ring. 1483 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:55,802 My ring? 1484 01:36:58,646 --> 01:36:59,646 Dope. 1485 01:37:19,834 --> 01:37:21,244 Cass! Harley! 1486 01:37:21,794 --> 01:37:23,079 We're okay. 1487 01:37:26,883 --> 01:37:28,293 You okay? Yeah. 1488 01:37:29,302 --> 01:37:31,167 - He's gone? - Mmm-hmm. 1489 01:37:31,262 --> 01:37:33,093 Good. Fuck that guy. 1490 01:37:33,264 --> 01:37:34,970 Yeah. Tacos? 1491 01:37:36,434 --> 01:37:37,554 No, but seriously. 1492 01:37:37,643 --> 01:37:39,508 You were very impressive with that bow. 1493 01:37:39,687 --> 01:37:40,847 Very impressive. 1494 01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:41,999 It's a crossbow. 1495 01:37:42,023 --> 01:37:43,083 I appreciate that. Thank you. 1496 01:37:43,107 --> 01:37:44,668 - Mmm-hmm. - Morning margaritas! 1497 01:37:44,692 --> 01:37:45,878 Thank you. I got you. 1498 01:37:45,902 --> 01:37:47,233 - You drink, right, kid? - Yeah. 1499 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:48,609 I don't think so. 1500 01:37:49,113 --> 01:37:50,774 And I love that fucking name, huntress. 1501 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:52,355 - Really? - Yeah. 1502 01:37:52,742 --> 01:37:53,822 Oh, great name. 1503 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:55,160 Wow. 1504 01:37:55,536 --> 01:38:00,155 Um... I really like how you were able to kick so high in those tight pants. 1505 01:38:00,333 --> 01:38:01,810 - Yeah, that is cool. - Yeah. 1506 01:38:01,834 --> 01:38:03,114 - Thanks. - Oh, um... 1507 01:38:03,628 --> 01:38:05,914 Thanks for the car. 1508 01:38:07,507 --> 01:38:08,838 You're welcome. 1509 01:38:09,300 --> 01:38:11,211 Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit, 1510 01:38:11,302 --> 01:38:13,088 I don't know what will. 1511 01:38:15,056 --> 01:38:16,091 Give me a minute. 1512 01:38:17,809 --> 01:38:18,809 Yes! 1513 01:38:19,102 --> 01:38:20,888 Right. 1514 01:38:22,688 --> 01:38:24,644 I've given her prune juice, laxatives. 1515 01:38:24,816 --> 01:38:26,852 I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel. 1516 01:38:27,026 --> 01:38:29,108 And you know what? I owe you an apology. 1517 01:38:29,862 --> 01:38:30,862 Me? 1518 01:38:31,697 --> 01:38:34,860 I underestimated you. And I'm sorry. 1519 01:38:36,285 --> 01:38:37,570 I'm used to it. 1520 01:38:38,621 --> 01:38:41,283 Uh, Harley! Bring the colander. 1521 01:38:43,376 --> 01:38:44,376 Ladies. 1522 01:38:44,585 --> 01:38:46,166 Have fun with that. 1523 01:38:47,547 --> 01:38:49,583 So, what now? 1524 01:38:50,341 --> 01:38:51,672 Sionis is gone, but it's just 1525 01:38:51,759 --> 01:38:53,590 a matter of time before some other asshole 1526 01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,041 tries to finish what he started. 1527 01:38:55,096 --> 01:38:56,096 Right. 1528 01:38:56,264 --> 01:38:59,006 We gotta clean this city from the inside out. 1529 01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:02,262 Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie, 1530 01:39:02,353 --> 01:39:03,673 or is that just me? 1531 01:39:03,729 --> 01:39:04,764 Fuck you. And fuck you. 1532 01:39:04,939 --> 01:39:06,054 What? 1533 01:39:06,441 --> 01:39:08,272 I mean, we were amazing there. 1534 01:39:08,443 --> 01:39:09,979 Yeah! Hell yeah! 1535 01:39:10,153 --> 01:39:13,145 I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well. 1536 01:39:13,322 --> 01:39:14,322 Thank you. 1537 01:39:14,449 --> 01:39:15,569 Right. 1538 01:39:15,616 --> 01:39:16,616 Whoa. Whoa, whoa! 1539 01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:20,534 She stole my fucking car! 1540 01:39:20,705 --> 01:39:21,705 What? 1541 01:39:25,877 --> 01:39:26,877 I'm sorry. 1542 01:39:27,044 --> 01:39:28,875 I know what you're thinking. 1543 01:39:28,963 --> 01:39:30,624 You think I'm a dick after all that. 1544 01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:34,632 But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone. 1545 01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:39,592 And those guys? They're gonna be just fine. 1546 01:39:40,600 --> 01:39:41,994 Montoya's boss picked up 1547 01:39:42,018 --> 01:39:43,883 the gangbangers at the booby trap. 1548 01:39:44,061 --> 01:39:46,973 And took all the credit while he was at it. 1549 01:39:47,148 --> 01:39:48,354 Again. 1550 01:39:54,071 --> 01:39:55,607 It was the kick in the balls she needed 1551 01:39:55,781 --> 01:39:59,239 to see that she had nothing to prove to those blowhard assholes. 1552 01:40:00,203 --> 01:40:02,194 She quit the same day. 1553 01:40:07,251 --> 01:40:09,333 We got the secret bank codes off the diamond. 1554 01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:11,790 And huntress got her family money back. 1555 01:40:13,174 --> 01:40:15,916 She's using it to fund a little crime-fighting outfit. 1556 01:40:19,055 --> 01:40:22,092 They call themselves the birds of prey. 1557 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:25,974 I call them dorky little do-gooders. 1558 01:40:28,689 --> 01:40:32,773 The rock itself was worth a chunk of change, so I pawned it. 1559 01:40:32,944 --> 01:40:35,026 And I invested the cash in a little startup 1560 01:40:35,112 --> 01:40:36,318 making waves in the east end. 1561 01:40:40,743 --> 01:40:42,654 Oh! And I found Bruce. 1562 01:40:42,745 --> 01:40:45,031 He was wandering around Chinatown. 1563 01:40:45,206 --> 01:40:48,664 I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives. 1564 01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:12,271 Yeah, yeah. I made the kid my apprentice. 1565 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:14,728 Call me a softy. 1566 01:41:16,070 --> 01:41:17,150 I dare ya. 1567 01:41:21,826 --> 01:41:23,032 Mmm! 1568 01:41:28,124 --> 01:41:29,830 Diamonds are a girl's best friend 1569 01:41:29,917 --> 01:41:32,033 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1570 01:41:32,128 --> 01:41:34,665 Southern girl in me I ain't afraid to catch a case 1571 01:41:34,755 --> 01:41:37,462 vvs's on me and I flooded out the face 1572 01:41:38,092 --> 01:41:40,048 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1573 01:41:40,136 --> 01:41:42,252 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1574 01:41:42,346 --> 01:41:44,837 I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes 1575 01:41:44,932 --> 01:41:47,048 I don't need you all my diamonds dripping wet 1576 01:41:48,311 --> 01:41:50,643 I'm a super shero, bitch don't try me, hoe 1577 01:41:50,730 --> 01:41:53,187 bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload 1578 01:41:53,274 --> 01:41:55,686 all the best things in life come for free 1579 01:41:55,776 --> 01:41:58,188 but don't you think that applies to me 1580 01:41:58,279 --> 01:41:59,673 I do what I want 'cause I know that I'm hot 1581 01:41:59,697 --> 01:42:00,966 I ain't a band but you know how I rock 1582 01:42:00,990 --> 01:42:02,217 don't need no clippers to give you a chop 1583 01:42:02,241 --> 01:42:03,468 took me to dinner then I took him out 1584 01:42:03,492 --> 01:42:04,772 I like it when you call me crazy 1585 01:42:04,827 --> 01:42:06,112 long as you keep callin' baby 1586 01:42:06,203 --> 01:42:07,431 he think it's cute that I know how to shoot 1587 01:42:07,455 --> 01:42:08,849 don't you get scared if I point it at you 1588 01:42:08,873 --> 01:42:10,829 broke up with my ex dumped him in a text 1589 01:42:10,916 --> 01:42:13,453 would wish you the best but I already left 1590 01:42:13,544 --> 01:42:16,001 date night with my bitches gettin' real twisted 1591 01:42:16,088 --> 01:42:18,750 you know what you could do? Give my ass a bunch of kisses 1592 01:42:18,841 --> 01:42:21,082 I love me this much 1593 01:42:21,177 --> 01:42:23,668 my pear shape all dripped up 1594 01:42:23,763 --> 01:42:25,594 it's freezing 1595 01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:27,929 in my bag 1596 01:42:28,893 --> 01:42:31,305 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1597 01:42:31,395 --> 01:42:33,386 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1598 01:42:33,481 --> 01:42:35,938 I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes 1599 01:42:36,025 --> 01:42:38,357 I don't need you all my diamonds dripping wet 1600 01:42:39,320 --> 01:42:41,561 I know how to work a gun I don't need a range 1601 01:42:41,656 --> 01:42:44,147 and I can take a hit I ain't scared of the pain 1602 01:42:44,241 --> 01:42:46,653 and I don't really bang but I came with the gang 1603 01:42:46,744 --> 01:42:49,235 and if you get too close I might snatch off your chain 1604 01:42:49,330 --> 01:42:51,992 you want me to be a little more lady-like? 1605 01:42:52,083 --> 01:42:54,227 Come through with my girls and beat your ass on ladies' night 1606 01:42:54,251 --> 01:42:57,243 you don't want to go toe to toe with my pedicure 1607 01:42:57,338 --> 01:42:59,579 everyone you know be like "bro, how you handle her?" 1608 01:42:59,674 --> 01:43:01,289 Diamonds are my new boyfriend 1609 01:43:01,384 --> 01:43:03,875 so that mean I will never ever fuck with you again 1610 01:43:03,969 --> 01:43:06,506 and I ain't never need him so it's so easy to leave him 1611 01:43:06,597 --> 01:43:09,430 and I be doing me I ain't never tryin' to please him 1612 01:43:09,850 --> 01:43:11,556 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1613 01:43:12,395 --> 01:43:14,306 diamonds are a girl's best friend 1614 01:43:14,397 --> 01:43:16,979 I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes 1615 01:43:17,066 --> 01:43:19,523 I don't need you all my diamonds dripping wet 1616 01:43:19,610 --> 01:43:22,352 cartier, cartier, cartier 1617 01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:27,239 got Bridges to burn and places to run 1618 01:43:27,326 --> 01:43:29,282 yeah, this smile is a loaded gun 1619 01:43:30,329 --> 01:43:32,911 it's my party, my body, my business 1620 01:43:32,998 --> 01:43:35,785 it's my town and my ground and my hit-list 1621 01:43:35,876 --> 01:43:38,333 it's my world and you're just living in it 1622 01:43:38,421 --> 01:43:40,833 did I did I, did I finish? 1623 01:43:40,923 --> 01:43:43,335 They are my girls and it's us who's deciding 1624 01:43:46,137 --> 01:43:48,799 leave your name and we'll call if we like jt 1625 01:43:48,889 --> 01:43:51,175 if we, if we, if we like it 1626 01:43:51,267 --> 01:43:53,883 no more “Mrs. sweet and miss nice 1627 01:43:53,978 --> 01:43:56,435 no more - Mrs. fucking polite 1628 01:43:56,522 --> 01:43:59,059 - time's up - Mrs. taking what's mine 1629 01:43:59,150 --> 01:44:01,357 you don't need him 1630 01:44:01,444 --> 01:44:03,730 got Bridges to burn and places to run 1631 01:44:03,821 --> 01:44:05,857 yeah, this smile is a loaded gun 1632 01:44:07,783 --> 01:44:10,900 all these fakers they come to a stop with me 1633 01:44:10,995 --> 01:44:13,077 trying to step on my rungs 1634 01:44:13,164 --> 01:44:15,997 all these boys trying to play my discography 1635 01:44:16,083 --> 01:44:18,699 never heard of them once 1636 01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:21,251 they keep chasing my props 1637 01:44:21,338 --> 01:44:23,795 but I'm leaving them numb 1638 01:44:27,762 --> 01:44:30,378 Bridges to burn and places to run 1639 01:44:30,473 --> 01:44:32,930 Bridges to burn and places to run 1640 01:44:33,017 --> 01:44:35,554 Bridges to burn and places to run 1641 01:44:35,644 --> 01:44:37,976 Bridges to burn and places to run 1642 01:44:38,063 --> 01:44:40,805 no more “Mrs. sweet and miss nice 1643 01:44:40,900 --> 01:44:43,437 no more - Mrs. fucking polite 1644 01:44:43,527 --> 01:44:45,939 - time's up - Mrs. taking what's mine 1645 01:44:46,030 --> 01:44:48,362 you don't need him 1646 01:44:48,449 --> 01:44:51,031 I've got got Bridges to burn and places to run 1647 01:44:51,118 --> 01:44:53,530 bang bang and your party's done 1648 01:44:53,621 --> 01:44:56,033 I've got got Bridges to burn and places to run 1649 01:44:56,123 --> 01:44:58,079 yeah, this smile is a loaded gun 1650 01:44:58,709 --> 01:45:01,496 I've got got Bridges to burn and places to run 1651 01:45:01,587 --> 01:45:03,418 bang bang and your party's done 1652 01:45:04,006 --> 01:45:06,463 I've got got Bridges to burn and places to run 1653 01:45:06,550 --> 01:45:08,541 yeah, this smile is a loaded gun 1654 01:45:17,603 --> 01:45:20,720 I found you naked on the floor, hungover 1655 01:45:20,815 --> 01:45:23,727 got some number written sloppy on your palm 1656 01:45:23,818 --> 01:45:24,898 it's over 1657 01:45:24,985 --> 01:45:28,318 yeah, I recognize just who you truly are, a liar 1658 01:45:28,405 --> 01:45:32,023 so I set all of your records and your clothes on fire 1659 01:45:32,117 --> 01:45:34,028 like what's up? 1660 01:45:34,119 --> 01:45:35,905 I'm gone now 1661 01:45:35,996 --> 01:45:37,827 feeling good, feeling great 1662 01:45:37,915 --> 01:45:39,405 I'm done now 1663 01:45:39,875 --> 01:45:41,160 like bye-bye 1664 01:45:41,710 --> 01:45:43,246 I'm set free 1665 01:45:43,838 --> 01:45:46,079 not on my mind, no lie you're just a bad 1666 01:45:46,173 --> 01:45:47,288 you're just a bad memory 1667 01:45:53,764 --> 01:45:55,129 You're just a bad memory 1668 01:46:01,522 --> 01:46:02,807 You're just a bad memory 1669 01:46:03,566 --> 01:46:06,603 bad, bad, bad memory 1670 01:46:07,319 --> 01:46:10,231 bad, bad, bad memory 1671 01:46:11,156 --> 01:46:13,989 bad, bad, bad memory 1672 01:46:14,910 --> 01:46:17,447 bad, bad, bad memory 1673 01:48:41,473 --> 01:48:43,759 Are you dummies still sitting there? 1674 01:48:43,934 --> 01:48:45,925 Fine. Since you stuck it out this long, 1675 01:48:46,020 --> 01:48:48,227 I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret. 1676 01:48:48,397 --> 01:48:49,887 But you can't tell anyone. 1677 01:48:50,065 --> 01:48:52,226 Okay. Did you know that Batman...