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They say,
if you wanna tell a story right,
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you gotta start
at the beginning.
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Too far? Fine.
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This is me, Harleen Quinzel.
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When I was a kid,
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my dad traded me
for a six-pack of beer.
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But however many times
he tried to ditch me...
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Daddy!
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- ...I kept coming back.
- Ah!
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Eventually,
he found me a new home.
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The good sisters
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of St. Bernadette's
taught me a lot.
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But I was never
an establishment kinda gal.
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All things considered,
I did good.
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I even went to college.
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Got my PhD.
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Had my heart broken
once or twice.
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Finding love,
it's not easy.
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So I threw myself
into my work,
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became a psychiatrist.
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That's when I met him.
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Mr. J. My Joker.
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Oh, I fell hard.
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Like out of a plane
without a parachute,
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right in
your dumb fucking face
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kinda hard.
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I lost all sense
of who I was.
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I only had eyes for Puddin'.
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We all know the saying,
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"Behind every successful man
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there's a badass broad."
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Well, that was me.
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I was the brains
behind some of
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- Mr. J's greatest stunts.
- Ha-ha!
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Not that
he let anyone know it.
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Puddin'?
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I guess all good things
have to come to an end.
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So...
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...we broke up.
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I handled it real mature.
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But Mr. J was super
broke up about it.
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I got an amazing new place
that was all mine.
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It gave me the space
to really reflect
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on the mistakes of my past.
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I had to find
a new identity.
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A new me.
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It wasn't easy.
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But after a while,
I even opened myself up
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to the possibility
of new love.
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Hi.
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Hello, nice baby.
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Here's the thing
about new love...
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I take payment-in-kind.
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...you have to feed it.
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Soon enough,
I was back on my feet.
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Ready to move on,
to make new friends.
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She means fucking business!
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- Oh, here we go!
- Whip me!
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She has taken
a whip from the pivot,
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catapulted to the high side!
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Oh!
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Yeah! Come on!
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It was time for Gotham
to meet the new Harley Quinn,
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so I really
put myself out there.
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Ride that pole
like you ride your man!
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God damn it.
Sit the fuck down.
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What?
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I said sit your skinny ass
down, you dumb slut.
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Okay.
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You broke my fucking legs!
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Oh, boo-hoo.
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What?
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It's not a party without a little
drama, am I right?
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Come on! Turn it up!
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Shots on the house.
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Call me dumb.
I have a PhD, motherfucker.
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- Miss Quinn.
- Romy.
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That was my driver.
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Oh, whoops.
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Well, I'm sure it was his fault.
Consider him fired.
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Consider me grateful.
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Especially since
I know you don't like me.
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I agitate his already delicate
sense of mental equilibrium.
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That and
his obsessive-compulsive need
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to be
the center of attention.
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Will your paramour
be joining us this evening?
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Not tonight, Romy.
Not tonight.
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Well, enjoy yourself,
Miss Quinn.
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And do give
the Joker my best.
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Okay, fine, so I hadn't
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told people
about the breakup.
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But you don't understand.
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Find me a new driver.
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Being Joker's girl
gave me immunity.
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I could do whatever I wanted
to whoever I wanted,
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and no one
ever dared to object.
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And don't let him
give you shit, okay?
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You have to
stick up for yourself.
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Oh, please.
I give it a few days
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before they're back together.
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Even when I did
try and tell people,
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they didn't believe me.
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Come on.
She told me they're really
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broken up this time.
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Sure they are, Shell.
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That's why she's still wearing
that tacky "J" necklace.
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She is going to be running
right back into his arms
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the minute
he snaps his fingers.
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If not him,
the next closest alpha male
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- with a pulse.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Some people
just aren't born
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- to stand on their own.
- Oh, girl,
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- let's drink. Come on.
- All right.
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I knew I needed to find
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some way
to show the world
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that I'd cut ties
with Mr. J for good.
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Harley!
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Some people have the Eiffel
Tower, or Olive Garden.
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The Joker and I?
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Our love bloomed in
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a highly toxic
industrial processing plant.
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And luckily for me,
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I have all
my best ideas drunk.
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I have the best idea!
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The fuck? Hey! Hey!
Come back here!
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This is
where it all began, Puddin'.
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You motherfucker!
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It was the closure
I needed.
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A fresh start.
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A chance to be
my own woman.
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But I wasn't
the only dame in Gotham
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looking for emancipation.
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This is our story.
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And I'm telling it,
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so I'll start
where I fucking want.
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Meet the cop.
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I got 50
says it was turf war.
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Not him.
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Well, as always,
you're wrong, Munroe.
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Her. Renee Montoya.
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Raised on '80s cop shows,
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she's always saying
cheesy shit like...
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There was only one shooter.
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Inside.
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This guy shot out the glass.
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Serrano.
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Yo. Hey.
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Have Ballistics
check for a bullet
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in one of those parked cars.
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Ten years ago,
she broke a career-making case.
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- Did I stutter?
- Go ahead.
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But her partner at the
time took all the credit.
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So while he made captain,
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she got stuck at detective
level with this idiot.
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Okay, you think one guy
got all four?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'm just saying,
we got four dead bodies here, you know.
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- One guy... Bullet holes.
- I'm trying to work.
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I'm sorry. Go ahead and work.
Go ahead.
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The shooter got close before drawing.
Six rounds.
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Two for each of these three.
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Yo, mind your debt.
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I'm telling you.
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That girl, Angelina,
she's a princess.
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- Whoa. Hey.
- Look at this.
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- Is it Halloween?
- Hey. How you doing?
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And it wasn't about them.
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It was all about this guy,
right here.
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Do you know
who I am?
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You fucking bitch.
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And this arrow
through his throat...
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She wanted him
to die slowly.
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- She?
- We got a hair.
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And he's got
a new assassin.
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Who does?
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Roman Beauvais Sionis.
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Jesus Christ.
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This is Montoya.
What the hell was that?
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Shit.
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Wow.
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- Detective.
- Yep?
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Found this necklace.
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Holy shit.
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Good work, Officer.
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What is it?
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Harley Quinn and
the Joker broke up.
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What?
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This was their spot.
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She just publicly updated
her relationship status.
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Harley Quinn just called
open season on herself.
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She did not
think this one through.
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Yeah, no shit
I didn't think it through.
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I'm about to learn
that a lot of people
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in this city want me dead.
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And at the top of
that list is this guy.
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Mr. Keo and his lovely
wife and daughter.
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You kinda forced
my hand here.
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Gotta say,
I'm a little disappointed.
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I gave you a great pitch.
Didn't I?
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And I thought... Shh!
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I thought we could build
something beautiful together.
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I thought we could
be family.
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I'm gonna set you free.
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Mmm...
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What about her?
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I think we can let her go.
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I mean, this is a pretty loud
fucking shitshow of a message.
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Baby. Aww.
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Don't cry.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Is that a snot bubble?
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- Ew. Gross.
- What?
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Oh, I've changed my mind.
Peel it off.
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No. No!
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The wack
job with the penchant
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for peeling faces
is Roman Sionis,
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aka
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Black Mask.
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The fact that he wants me
dead hasn't yet hit my radar.
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See, I was halfway across town,
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hungover,
and thinking about breakfast.
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Egg, bacon,
American cheese.
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Soft, toasted buttered roll.
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Just a dash
of hot sauce.
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Not too much, Sal.
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I wanna taste the cheese.
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What a way to
start my new life.
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With the perfect
egg sandwich.
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Mmm!
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You're a lifesaver, Sal.
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And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay?
I promise.
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That's all the money
I got in the world,
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and it's so worth it.
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I don't know if it's
the stray Armenian arm hair,
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or the fact that
his cheese slices
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are always six months
out of date,
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but no one makes
an egg sandwich like Sal.
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I mean it, Sal.
No one.
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Freeze! Gotham PD.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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Yo! Police.
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It had
been six short hours
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since my little stunt
at Ace Chemicals
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announced to the world
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that Mr. J and I
were dunzo.
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The immunity I'd enjoyed
for so long was gone.
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Cops who never would've
dared come after me before
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were suddenly doing this.
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Ooh!
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Freeze!
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- And what's worse?
- Move!
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Every person I ever
wronged now felt free
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to come and
take their pound of flesh.
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Turns out I wronged
a lot of people.
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Come on, boy. Get him!
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Oh...
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Finally.
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And then...
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We're gonna
get through this, okay?
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...tragedy struck.
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It took losing
something I truly love
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00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,857
for me to see that
the target on my back
265
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,457
was bigger
than I thought.
266
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:01,761
Freeze.
267
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,164
With the walls
closing in around me,
268
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,731
I made a carefully calculated,
269
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,300
highly strategic move.
270
00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:20,147
Fine. It was dumb luck.
But still...
271
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,580
That felt pretty great.
272
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,552
Sorry for busting in
on you like that,
273
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,021
but thanks
for the shortcut.
274
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,522
See ya. Oh!
275
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,925
There she is.
276
00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:32,993
Harley Quinn.
277
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,494
Yeah?
278
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,296
I've waited
a long time for this.
279
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,999
You have?
280
00:16:39,431 --> 00:16:40,967
Oh...
281
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,869
I haven't had breakfast yet.
282
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:45,839
What did I do to you?
283
00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,473
Are you serious?
284
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,043
Look at my face.
285
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:53,412
Look at my face!
286
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,586
Oh...
287
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,489
That wasn't me.
288
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,491
But you dared him
to do it.
289
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,393
Yeah, but I dare
a lot of people
290
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:08,995
to do a lot of things, okay? Come on.
I'm not even with him anymore.
291
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,063
I know.
292
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,866
That means
293
00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,968
there's no one here
to stop me.
294
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,104
- Right.
- You're gonna die, Quinn.
295
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,405
Ooh. A penny.
296
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,413
They're shooting arrows now?
297
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,959
Ah, crap.
298
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,492
Him, too?
299
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,737
Parley?
300
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,477
Fuck, Montoya,
you smell like a dead rat's asshole.
301
00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,980
Not today, Simpson.
302
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,282
Hey, it's Detective Montoya.
Respect your elders.
303
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,383
I mean, your elderly.
304
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,718
You're only a few years
younger than me,
305
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,053
and you're still
behind that desk.
306
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,454
You wanna go there?
307
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,489
Come on. Empty your pockets.
All of it.
308
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,826
Cassandra Cain,
back already?
309
00:18:12,893 --> 00:18:16,096
Thought by now you'd figure
out how not to get caught.
310
00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:18,832
What? No comeback?
311
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,769
You all right?
312
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,705
You smell like shit.
313
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,543
Yo, Simpson.
314
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,880
Any clean clothes
in lost and found?
315
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:39,986
These are serious accusations,
Miss Montoya.
316
00:18:40,053 --> 00:18:41,888
The Sionis family name
is on
317
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,555
half the museums and
schools in Gotham.
318
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,992
And that makes him
immune to the law, Captain?
319
00:18:46,059 --> 00:18:49,728
Montoya's day is
going almost as badly as mine.
320
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,132
Remember the guy
who stole her promotion?
321
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,432
That's him.
322
00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:55,467
He had four people killed
alone last night.
323
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,270
If Roman Sionis is
such a mastermind,
324
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,538
how'd he get fired
from his own fucking company?
325
00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,807
The Janus Corporation is
326
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:02,574
his father's company,
thank you.
327
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,878
And by the way,
they cut him off.
328
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:07,546
Where does the DA's office
stand on all this?
329
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,915
To make
matters worse,
330
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,749
the assistant DA?
That's her ex.
331
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,253
The evidence that Sionis is
linked to these murders...
332
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,255
There's a shipment
coming in.
333
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,488
Drugs?
334
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,124
- A diamond.
- A diamond.
335
00:19:18,191 --> 00:19:19,826
Wow, Montoya.
Should we call the Feds for backup?
336
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:22,162
Listen,
I had a source at the club.
337
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,830
His driver.
338
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,398
He said that Roman couldn't
stop talking about this thing.
339
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:26,632
And he said that
he overheard
340
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:27,733
something about
laser-encoding.
341
00:19:27,801 --> 00:19:29,169
Now, I did some research.
342
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,905
I think
it's the Bertinelli diamond.
343
00:19:31,972 --> 00:19:34,707
You remember the Bertinelli
massacre, right?
344
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,209
Quick history lesson.
345
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,044
Fifteen years ago,
one of the wealthiest
346
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:40,847
Mafia families in Gotham
was gunned down.
347
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,549
It was a power grab,
but the real target
348
00:19:43,615 --> 00:19:45,684
was the Bertinellis'
super-secret
349
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,054
offshore bank accounts,
350
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,755
the details of which
were said to be encoded
351
00:19:49,823 --> 00:19:53,460
in the atomic structure
of a 30-carat diamond.
352
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,161
The rock was lost.
353
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,564
And with it, the only key
to the Bertinelli fortune.
354
00:19:58,630 --> 00:20:00,566
Which is exactly
why Roman Sionis
355
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,203
is trying to
get his hands on it.
356
00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,305
That's what makes him
so dangerous.
357
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,107
He's already
building an army.
358
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,208
If he gets the diamond,
359
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:09,843
he'll have all the money
and connections
360
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,045
to bribe every single
judge and cop
361
00:20:12,112 --> 00:20:14,180
he needs to get a
monopoly on the city.
362
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,216
You said you had
someone on the inside?
363
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,886
Yes. He's...
364
00:20:19,953 --> 00:20:21,087
He's no longer
there, but...
365
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:23,323
So basically,
you have nothing.
366
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,358
You are trying to go after
367
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,228
one of the most litigious and
wealthiest families in Gotham,
368
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,529
and all you've got is
rumors and a hunch?
369
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,165
Well, you know,
370
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,533
the DA's office is building
a case against him, too.
371
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,935
Isn't that right,
Miss Yee?
372
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,904
Listen, if the DA
is willing to throw himself
373
00:20:37,971 --> 00:20:40,672
out in front of this,
it's fine with me.
374
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,841
Captain, no.
375
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,709
Listen, Munroe, find me
376
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,146
some tangible connection
to Sionis, all right?
377
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,448
- Yes, sir.
- Wait, wait, wait. Captain.
378
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,782
This is my case, okay?
379
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,550
I've been working on this
for six months.
380
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:56,222
We need something that we
can actually use, Detective.
381
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,158
And, Miss Montoya,
we do have a dress code.
382
00:21:02,062 --> 00:21:04,230
- Look, I'm sorry about that, but I...
- No.
383
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,899
That is my job
you are fucking with.
384
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,633
What is wrong
with you, Renee?
385
00:21:07,699 --> 00:21:09,402
Me?
He gave my case away.
386
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,004
Oh, poor Renee.
387
00:21:11,071 --> 00:21:12,439
Why don't you pour yourself a drink?
It's almost noon.
388
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,506
Wow.
389
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:19,245
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
390
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,181
Why the fuck haven't you
391
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,482
been picking up your phone?
We've got a situation.
392
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,883
What... What situation?
393
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,318
You didn't hear this
from me,
394
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:27,420
but you gotta find her
before someone else does.
395
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,923
She's got the diamond, and trust
me, Roman will kill her.
396
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:31,590
My diamond? Who?
Who's got it?
397
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,059
This kid.
398
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,062
She's a pickpocket.
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
399
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:38,064
Holy fuck.
400
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,043
Can I help you?
401
00:21:50,110 --> 00:21:51,478
Why, yes.
Yes, you can.
402
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,645
I'm here to
report a terrible crime.
403
00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,350
And what terrible crime
is that?
404
00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:00,987
This one.
405
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,606
Hi, boys.
406
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:25,812
Meeting's over.
407
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,772
Run, piggy, run.
408
00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,416
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
409
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,987
Hold up, hold up.
I'm telling this all wrong.
410
00:23:41,054 --> 00:23:42,655
Let's rewind.
411
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,324
For you to understand
why me,
412
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,892
the cop,
and that dame on the toilet...
413
00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,327
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
414
00:23:47,393 --> 00:23:49,929
...are all looking for
this Cain character...
415
00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:52,565
I gotta take you back
a few days,
416
00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:56,135
to that night I got shitfaced
at the Black Mask Club.
417
00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:03,876
♪ This is a man's world ♪
418
00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:11,484
♪ This is a man's world ♪
419
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,152
This is Dinah Lance.
420
00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,321
♪ But it would be nothing ♪
421
00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:16,990
But she
prefers Black Canary.
422
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:20,293
♪ Nothing ♪
423
00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,028
She's got a killer voice.
424
00:24:22,095 --> 00:24:24,497
♪ Without a woman or a girl ♪
425
00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:25,999
But there
was some other shit
426
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:27,200
going down that night.
427
00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,767
...short notice like this.
428
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:31,104
I'm not talking
superficial partnerships.
429
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:35,675
I'm talking you and me
having each other's backs.
430
00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,176
The Golden Lions can't just
431
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:39,412
wander into
Gotham National Bank.
432
00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,880
I can.
433
00:24:40,947 --> 00:24:43,383
Loans, liquidity, laundering.
434
00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:46,452
Look, if you bring your boys
into the fold,
435
00:24:46,519 --> 00:24:49,956
there are no limits to what
we could achieve together.
436
00:24:50,023 --> 00:24:53,126
I'm building
something special.
437
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,794
I appreciate your offer,
Mr. Sionis.
438
00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:59,032
But with all due respect,
439
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,401
the Golden Lions
are a family business.
440
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:04,971
Fuck family.
All due respect, but fuck that.
441
00:25:05,038 --> 00:25:06,406
Family's a fucking illusion.
442
00:25:06,472 --> 00:25:08,875
You know what my family gave me?
Nothing.
443
00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:10,510
I know what everyone says.
444
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:12,211
"Here comes Roman Sionis.
445
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:14,414
He was handed life
on a silver spoon."
446
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,482
"Gin and tonics at 5:00."
"I'll have the duck."
447
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:19,719
Blah, blah, blah.
Fake fucking fucks.
448
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,423
But look at me now.
449
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,192
I've located
the Bertinelli diamond.
450
00:25:26,259 --> 00:25:28,061
I'm about to own this city.
451
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,996
Not just the East End.
452
00:25:30,063 --> 00:25:31,964
I am thinking big, baby.
453
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:35,034
And I want you there with me.
454
00:25:35,101 --> 00:25:37,236
We could make
our own family.
455
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:38,204
Mr. Sionis,
456
00:25:38,271 --> 00:25:39,739
the Golden Lions
have operated
457
00:25:39,807 --> 00:25:41,507
in Gotham
for nearly 100 years.
458
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,878
We have no need
of your protection.
459
00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:48,381
He's gonna
regret that.
460
00:25:56,689 --> 00:25:59,325
Will you sleep on it?
Will you do that for me?
461
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:01,294
Run it by that
beautiful wife of yours,
462
00:26:01,361 --> 00:26:03,730
and I'll come see you at the
docks, day after tomorrow.
463
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,064
Okay?
464
00:26:12,105 --> 00:26:16,309
♪ This is a man's world ♪
465
00:26:16,376 --> 00:26:18,478
♪ It would be nothing ♪
466
00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:20,480
♪ Without a woman
or a girl ♪
467
00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:24,818
Who's having a good time?
You are.
468
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,352
♪ Lost in the wilderness ♪
469
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,821
Food is good?
470
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,389
Do you need
any more cocktails?
471
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:31,357
♪ Lost in the bitterness ♪
472
00:26:31,424 --> 00:26:33,126
Your good health.
473
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:35,395
♪ He's lost
in the loneliness ♪
474
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,931
♪ He's lost ♪
475
00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:42,769
♪ This is a man's world ♪
476
00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:45,671
♪ It wouldn't be nothing ♪
477
00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:58,951
♪ Without a woman
or a girl ♪
478
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:04,357
Canary's been singing
at Roman's club for years.
479
00:27:04,424 --> 00:27:05,658
Come on!
480
00:27:05,725 --> 00:27:07,160
He calls
her his little bird,
481
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,694
and he's got her wrapped
482
00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:11,197
right around
his fancy little finger.
483
00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,437
Here you go, Canary.
484
00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:18,604
Thank you.
485
00:27:19,873 --> 00:27:22,575
How do you spell "mercenary"?
486
00:27:23,509 --> 00:27:24,977
Merceninny...
487
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,246
Merceran?
488
00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,355
Singer lady woman!
489
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:39,358
You're really, really good.
490
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:40,426
Yeah.
491
00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:48,734
Know what a harlequin is?
492
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:53,673
Janky-ass clown
with bad eye makeup?
493
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,074
Oof!
494
00:27:55,608 --> 00:27:57,109
Ouch!
495
00:28:00,613 --> 00:28:03,049
A harlequin's role
496
00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,185
is to serve.
497
00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:08,454
An audience.
498
00:28:08,956 --> 00:28:11,090
A master.
499
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:17,029
You know, a harlequin's
nothing without a master.
500
00:28:18,832 --> 00:28:23,769
And no one gives two fucks
who we are beyond that.
501
00:28:32,512 --> 00:28:34,547
Yeah, I don't know who
you think I am, lady,
502
00:28:34,614 --> 00:28:35,615
but I'm not her.
503
00:28:38,251 --> 00:28:40,319
Puddin' and I broke up.
504
00:28:47,493 --> 00:28:50,129
I haven't told that
to anyone.
505
00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:53,566
Yeah.
506
00:28:53,633 --> 00:28:55,401
For good this time.
507
00:28:57,103 --> 00:29:00,706
And for the first time
in a long time,
508
00:29:01,975 --> 00:29:04,243
I'm all on my lonesome.
509
00:29:08,849 --> 00:29:10,416
It's great.
510
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,555
Welcome to the club.
511
00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,391
Thanks.
512
00:29:18,457 --> 00:29:22,628
Hey, don't be lonesome.
How about another drink?
513
00:29:22,695 --> 00:29:24,297
- Yes!
- Yeah?
514
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,933
- Yeah.
- It's on me.
515
00:29:25,999 --> 00:29:28,200
- Sure. Drinks!
- Hey, two shots.
516
00:29:31,504 --> 00:29:33,205
Hey.
517
00:29:42,415 --> 00:29:44,750
We're all good here.
518
00:29:57,697 --> 00:30:00,366
- I don't wanna go home.
- Oh, no? No.
519
00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:02,201
No.
520
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:06,405
Let me know
if you're gonna get sick.
521
00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:09,208
Your chariot's arrived.
Oh, there you go.
522
00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,509
Are we getting breakfast?
523
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,211
Hey, buddy,
I'm gonna need some help.
524
00:30:12,278 --> 00:30:13,914
This is my friend.
525
00:30:13,981 --> 00:30:15,381
I told you all about...
526
00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:16,582
Hey, get the door, man.
I got her, I got her.
527
00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:18,618
- There we go.
- Wait.
528
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,786
Isn't that Joker's girl?
529
00:30:20,854 --> 00:30:21,922
Not anymore.
530
00:30:21,989 --> 00:30:23,155
Got room
for one more?
531
00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,423
Hey.
532
00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:26,726
Huh?
533
00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:33,165
I don't need your help.
I got this.
534
00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:35,768
You got this?
You sure about that?
535
00:30:35,836 --> 00:30:37,838
Yeah, no wonder
everyone hates you.
536
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,209
Uh...
537
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,387
You got this!
538
00:30:55,989 --> 00:30:58,391
You motherfucker!
539
00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:01,862
Whoo!
540
00:31:05,132 --> 00:31:08,334
Well, well, well,
well, well, well.
541
00:31:08,401 --> 00:31:11,537
Could that be
our little Miss Lance?
542
00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,339
All these years,
I thought she was just
543
00:31:13,406 --> 00:31:15,842
a pretty face
and a fine set of lungs.
544
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,278
Ooh.
545
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:24,151
Mr. Zsasz,
I've had an amazing idea.
546
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,626
That's my little bird.
547
00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:40,100
Don't touch what you can't
afford, mister.
548
00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:41,367
Shut up.
549
00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:46,305
Oh, songbird.
550
00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:48,474
You drive
as good as you fight?
551
00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:52,578
Who's asking?
552
00:31:52,645 --> 00:31:54,213
The boss.
553
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,949
You're getting promoted.
554
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,519
You're his new driver.
555
00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,123
Huh. Thanks,
but I think I'm good
556
00:32:03,190 --> 00:32:04,390
with the singing gig.
557
00:32:04,457 --> 00:32:06,459
You'll be good
at the driving gig.
558
00:32:07,493 --> 00:32:11,697
Be here tomorrow.
9:00 a.m. Sharp.
559
00:32:11,764 --> 00:32:14,366
So,
that's how Canary got herself a job
560
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,336
driving around
Gotham's newest Godfather.
561
00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:20,639
A position, I might add,
that wouldn't have been vacant
562
00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:23,542
without the help
of yours truly.
563
00:32:30,884 --> 00:32:31,684
Morning.
564
00:32:42,896 --> 00:32:44,697
You're
the one who wanted the kid!
565
00:32:44,764 --> 00:32:46,465
I never wanted her!
566
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:50,636
Let me guess. Parents?
567
00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:52,638
Foster parents.
568
00:32:52,705 --> 00:32:53,706
Right.
569
00:32:54,774 --> 00:32:56,609
Sorry, kid.
570
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:59,411
Sorry about your face.
571
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,915
Shit, you do have something
on your face.
572
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:05,384
You should've seen
the other guy.
573
00:33:08,021 --> 00:33:09,622
Uh...
574
00:33:09,688 --> 00:33:10,790
I want
575
00:33:10,857 --> 00:33:12,658
that kid out of
my fucking house!
576
00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:15,427
You know, kid,
not every day is gonna be like this.
577
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,663
You just gotta
hang in there.
578
00:33:23,636 --> 00:33:25,404
Get something to eat.
579
00:33:26,873 --> 00:33:29,642
Stay outta that.
It's not worth it.
580
00:33:38,251 --> 00:33:39,718
Don't
talk to me like that.
581
00:33:42,755 --> 00:33:44,390
Canary spends the next week
582
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,894
settling in to her new job
as Roman's personal driver.
583
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:58,671
Ew. Okay.
584
00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:00,106
What she didn't know
585
00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:01,808
is that driving
Mr. Face-peely-pants
586
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,343
was gonna put her
right in the crosshairs
587
00:34:04,410 --> 00:34:06,847
of my favorite little piggy.
588
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,647
Dinah Lance?
589
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:09,983
Who the hell are you?
590
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:13,652
I'm Renee Montoya,
detective with GCPD.
591
00:34:16,022 --> 00:34:20,093
Your predecessor
and I had an arrangement.
592
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,594
Oh, really?
593
00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:22,863
He told me
that there was
594
00:34:22,929 --> 00:34:26,099
a shipment coming in.
A diamond.
595
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:29,236
A very special diamond.
596
00:34:29,302 --> 00:34:32,638
Yeah, not interested, lady.
Thanks for the coffee.
597
00:34:34,506 --> 00:34:36,843
Do you know
who you're working for?
598
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:38,477
You're damn right, I do.
He's the man who
599
00:34:38,544 --> 00:34:40,512
gave me a job.
Took me off the streets.
600
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:43,382
Yeah, well, he's also
a very dangerous man.
601
00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:46,253
A criminal. A murderer.
602
00:34:46,319 --> 00:34:47,586
What would
your mother think of
603
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:49,722
you working for
a guy like that, huh?
604
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,992
You have
the same power she had.
605
00:34:52,058 --> 00:34:53,860
Don't you think she
would want you to use it?
606
00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,794
The hell do you know
about my mother?
607
00:34:55,862 --> 00:34:58,899
Back in the day,
she used to help the GCPD.
608
00:34:58,965 --> 00:35:01,567
- She was a good woman.
- Yeah.
609
00:35:01,634 --> 00:35:04,037
She was
a damn good woman.
610
00:35:04,104 --> 00:35:05,504
The kind of woman
611
00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,974
who put everyone else's lives
before her own.
612
00:35:08,041 --> 00:35:10,743
And when she was found
dead in the street,
613
00:35:10,810 --> 00:35:14,881
where the fuck were you
and your boys in blue then?
614
00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:16,883
Now you wanna come
and knock on my door
615
00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,852
and ask me
to help you out
616
00:35:18,919 --> 00:35:21,054
and make the same
mistake she did?
617
00:35:22,822 --> 00:35:25,724
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
618
00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:28,895
That's fair enough.
619
00:35:28,962 --> 00:35:31,031
And I'm sorry
for your loss.
620
00:35:32,365 --> 00:35:34,733
For the record,
621
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:38,204
that would never happen
on my watch.
622
00:35:40,773 --> 00:35:43,442
The Sprang Bridge
Soldiers capituated.
623
00:35:43,509 --> 00:35:45,946
"Capitulated."
Of course they did.
624
00:35:46,012 --> 00:35:48,447
I told you that Keo scene
would send a message.
625
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:51,517
It sure did, boss.
626
00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,485
It sure fucking did.
627
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:55,989
Crossbow Killer
628
00:35:57,057 --> 00:35:59,192
struck again last night.
629
00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:00,860
Rossi and four of his guys.
630
00:36:00,927 --> 00:36:03,863
People don't kill people I
own without my permission.
631
00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,865
Why doesn't this crossbow guy
know that?
632
00:36:05,932 --> 00:36:07,566
- You know that!
- I know it.
633
00:36:07,633 --> 00:36:08,767
Why doesn't this crossbow guy?
634
00:36:08,835 --> 00:36:10,669
Why don't I own
the crossbow guy?
635
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,807
- You should own him.
- I mean, I like crossbows.
636
00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:15,875
Oh, good morning.
Good morning.
637
00:36:15,942 --> 00:36:17,543
- Morning.
- Come in. Come in.
638
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:20,447
We're just finishing up a little business.
Look around.
639
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,349
- You're late.
- It's fine.
640
00:36:22,415 --> 00:36:24,516
Should she come back another
time, 'cause she's late?
641
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,652
No. Isn't this stunning?
642
00:36:28,288 --> 00:36:31,523
That is a Chokwe mask.
643
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:34,626
I got it when I was embedded
with the Mbangani tribe
644
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,762
in Congo-Kinshasa.
Have you ever been?
645
00:36:36,830 --> 00:36:37,897
- I've never been.
- Mmm.
646
00:36:37,964 --> 00:36:39,232
I've heard it's beautiful.
647
00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,900
- It's dirty.
- Oh...
648
00:36:40,967 --> 00:36:45,105
Here, look at this.
Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.
649
00:36:45,171 --> 00:36:46,572
Shuar of Ecuador.
650
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,108
They're amazing people.
Surprisingly gentle.
651
00:36:48,174 --> 00:36:50,176
- I think you might like them.
- Really?
652
00:36:50,243 --> 00:36:52,578
Mmm. They boil the
heads of their enemies
653
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,513
and they make
these little fellas.
654
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,216
- Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
- Mmm-hmm.
655
00:36:56,282 --> 00:36:59,651
Look at those little ears.
And his little haircut.
656
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:01,421
- Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
- Wow.
657
00:37:01,488 --> 00:37:03,456
And now he's just an
ornament in my living room.
658
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:05,624
- Ew! I love it.
- Yeah?
659
00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:07,293
These are
ancient acupuncture models.
660
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,030
As you can see,
they have all the acupuncture points.
661
00:37:10,096 --> 00:37:13,166
And we found these
buried in the mountains.
662
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:16,436
Ace Chemicals got blown
sky high last night.
663
00:37:16,503 --> 00:37:17,871
All right, all right,
664
00:37:17,937 --> 00:37:20,140
let's find the Crossbow Killer.
I get it.
665
00:37:20,206 --> 00:37:22,042
Is he an acupuncture model,
too?
666
00:37:22,108 --> 00:37:23,776
He is not
an acupuncture model.
667
00:37:23,843 --> 00:37:25,345
This is a statue of me.
668
00:37:25,412 --> 00:37:27,013
It was made by a very
famous Gotham artist...
669
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,782
Harley Quinn
did it.
670
00:37:29,849 --> 00:37:32,252
Some kind of "fuck you"
to the Joker.
671
00:37:32,785 --> 00:37:34,054
They split.
672
00:37:35,121 --> 00:37:37,689
What's wrong with you,
Victor?
673
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,827
- Talk about burying the lede.
- Yeah.
674
00:37:40,894 --> 00:37:43,863
This is spectacular news!
675
00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:46,332
She doesn't belong to him,
she belongs to me.
676
00:37:46,399 --> 00:37:47,867
Have the boys
go find her.
677
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,768
Round her up, bring her back.
I want her.
678
00:37:49,836 --> 00:37:51,805
You, I have something
I want you to pick me up.
679
00:37:51,871 --> 00:37:54,340
Something super-duper
important, okay?
680
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,741
- Okay.
- I'll go with you.
681
00:37:55,809 --> 00:37:57,609
- Yeah, go with Victor.
- It's just a pickup.
682
00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,212
No, he's harmless.
683
00:37:59,279 --> 00:38:01,548
Do as you're told. Go.
684
00:38:15,661 --> 00:38:17,464
All right.
We can go.
685
00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:18,865
I'll take that.
686
00:38:18,932 --> 00:38:20,467
Mr. S said for me
to hold on to it.
687
00:38:20,533 --> 00:38:22,368
Go get your car.
688
00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:28,041
That rock.
That rock's about to become the key
689
00:38:28,108 --> 00:38:29,608
to whether or not
I live to
690
00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,878
enjoy my newfound
independence.
691
00:38:35,515 --> 00:38:36,816
Get off me.
692
00:38:36,883 --> 00:38:38,318
What the hell
are you doing here?
693
00:38:38,384 --> 00:38:40,053
You're not the only one
who makes money
694
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,322
off of dumb, rich,
white people.
695
00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:43,890
Well, you know what?
696
00:38:43,957 --> 00:38:45,657
One day you're gonna pick
the wrong pocket, sis.
697
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:48,027
Okay. Whatever.
698
00:38:50,864 --> 00:38:52,599
Dumb-ass kids.
699
00:38:54,801 --> 00:38:56,569
Excuse me. Sorry.
700
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,214
I really like your earrings.
701
00:39:08,281 --> 00:39:09,781
Why, thank you.
702
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,685
There's the thief.
There's the thief.
703
00:39:16,089 --> 00:39:17,223
Get off of me!
704
00:39:17,290 --> 00:39:19,926
That little girl
took my watch.
705
00:39:19,993 --> 00:39:21,928
I didn't do nothing.
706
00:39:24,564 --> 00:39:25,632
Where the fuck's
the diamond?
707
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,300
I just fucking had it.
708
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:29,202
Cass!
709
00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:32,505
Wait!
710
00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:33,940
Wait, wait!
711
00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:36,643
Halt!
712
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,744
Fuck!
713
00:39:58,131 --> 00:39:59,798
In the
storytelling business,
714
00:39:59,866 --> 00:40:03,036
this dummy
swallowing that diamond
715
00:40:03,102 --> 00:40:06,839
is called a complication.
716
00:40:06,906 --> 00:40:10,742
A complication I didn't
exactly need right now.
717
00:40:13,546 --> 00:40:14,746
Parley?
718
00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:20,019
We lost the diamond.
719
00:40:20,086 --> 00:40:21,187
What?
720
00:40:21,254 --> 00:40:22,889
We're really sorry, Mr. S.
This kid...
721
00:40:22,956 --> 00:40:25,258
We never even
got our hands on it.
722
00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:27,793
Ow!
723
00:40:28,628 --> 00:40:30,729
Help!
724
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,798
Get out!
Get out of here!
725
00:40:32,865 --> 00:40:35,001
You, too! Go!
With your fucking sage
726
00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:37,470
stinking my place up.
Fuck off!
727
00:40:37,537 --> 00:40:39,172
Here she is.
728
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,240
She's a child!
729
00:40:40,306 --> 00:40:41,507
- Mr. Sionis.
- She's just a kid.
730
00:40:41,574 --> 00:40:43,142
She's... What?
731
00:40:43,209 --> 00:40:44,978
We have Harley Quinn
downstairs, as requested.
732
00:40:45,044 --> 00:40:46,346
Fuck off! Get out.
733
00:40:46,412 --> 00:40:48,047
Fucking out!
734
00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,816
Fuck!
These are my things.
735
00:40:49,882 --> 00:40:51,517
- This diamond is my things.
- Yes.
736
00:40:51,584 --> 00:40:53,052
My things!
737
00:40:53,119 --> 00:40:54,854
Fucking fuck!
I don't ask for much, do I?
738
00:40:54,921 --> 00:40:56,589
- No.
- Why is this happening to me?
739
00:40:56,656 --> 00:40:57,857
Why?
740
00:40:59,359 --> 00:41:01,361
I'm gonna get
your diamond back.
741
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:03,963
I promise.
742
00:41:04,030 --> 00:41:09,068
Why don't we go downstairs
and kill that Harley bitch?
743
00:41:10,436 --> 00:41:12,572
Blow off a little steam.
744
00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,541
Yeah, I have wanted to do
that for quite some time.
745
00:41:17,310 --> 00:41:20,179
Okay.
I'll go get changed.
746
00:41:35,495 --> 00:41:37,130
Shit, Cass.
747
00:41:42,001 --> 00:41:45,538
I don't care what it
takes, I want my diamond back.
748
00:41:45,605 --> 00:41:47,907
We're working on it.
749
00:41:47,974 --> 00:41:50,810
Now, let's go have a little fun.
750
00:41:55,615 --> 00:42:00,520
Harleen Quinzel.
751
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:01,587
Whoo!
752
00:42:02,989 --> 00:42:04,324
Hiya, Romy.
753
00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:08,094
Do you know why you're here?
Hmm?
754
00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:09,862
When it comes to
me and Roman Sionis,
755
00:42:09,929 --> 00:42:12,732
there are a lot of possible
answers to this question.
756
00:42:12,799 --> 00:42:14,300
Breaking his driver's legs.
757
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,369
There's that time
I called it an "expresso."
758
00:42:16,436 --> 00:42:17,970
Having a vagina in the first
place pisses this guy off.
759
00:42:22,342 --> 00:42:25,111
Constantly interrupting him,
like I'm doing right now.
760
00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:27,413
- You're here because...
- Oh, God, stop.
761
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:29,749
You're gonna do that
thing where you open up
762
00:42:29,817 --> 00:42:31,317
a weird-ass case
of torture devices
763
00:42:31,384 --> 00:42:33,886
while inexplicably
detailing your master plan
764
00:42:33,953 --> 00:42:35,221
and how
I don't fit into it.
765
00:42:35,288 --> 00:42:36,656
I'm building a better...
766
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,257
Seriously, you don't have to.
Really!
767
00:42:38,324 --> 00:42:39,792
You're building
a criminal empire
768
00:42:39,859 --> 00:42:41,694
because Daddy kicked
you out of Janus Corp.
769
00:42:41,761 --> 00:42:43,496
And you think this is a big
"fuck you," but in actuality
770
00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:45,331
it's a very misguided attempt
to win back his respect.
771
00:42:45,398 --> 00:42:48,534
I get it. You're really not
as complicated as you think.
772
00:42:48,601 --> 00:42:50,603
And you're really not as
clever as you think, because
773
00:42:50,670 --> 00:42:52,972
- now I'm gonna slice your...
- Oh, Jesus Christmas.
774
00:42:53,039 --> 00:42:55,174
Now you're gonna say
that you wanna kill me
775
00:42:55,241 --> 00:42:57,143
to set an example.
Christ, you're boring.
776
00:42:57,210 --> 00:42:59,912
- I wanna kill you...
- Shit.
777
00:42:59,979 --> 00:43:02,281
...because without
the Joker around,
778
00:43:03,817 --> 00:43:05,418
I can.
779
00:43:08,287 --> 00:43:11,391
For all your noise
and bluster,
780
00:43:11,457 --> 00:43:12,860
you're just
a silly little girl
781
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:14,927
with no one around
to protect her.
782
00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:21,267
- Whoa. Wait.
- What?
783
00:43:21,334 --> 00:43:22,870
- Don't kill me.
- Ha! Right.
784
00:43:22,935 --> 00:43:24,637
No, no, no. Seriously. Romy, Roman.
785
00:43:24,704 --> 00:43:26,539
Come on. There's gotta be something,
786
00:43:26,606 --> 00:43:29,108
something we can figure out. Hey!
787
00:43:29,175 --> 00:43:31,377
Wait, wait!
You lost something, right?
788
00:43:31,444 --> 00:43:32,945
You lost something.
I heard you say it.
789
00:43:33,012 --> 00:43:34,213
A diamond.
790
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,053
Yeah.
791
00:43:42,188 --> 00:43:44,390
I can help you
find it.
792
00:43:44,457 --> 00:43:47,593
Seriously.
Look in my pocket.
793
00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:52,165
Other pocket.
794
00:44:01,174 --> 00:44:03,109
I'm starting up
my own business.
795
00:44:03,176 --> 00:44:04,644
See what it says?
Second from the bottom.
796
00:44:09,048 --> 00:44:11,885
I know the East End
better than anybody.
797
00:44:11,951 --> 00:44:15,121
You want this diamond back?
I'm your gal.
798
00:44:15,188 --> 00:44:17,390
Mr. J once lost
a rare photograph
799
00:44:17,457 --> 00:44:18,892
of a nude
Eleanor Roosevelt,
800
00:44:18,958 --> 00:44:21,093
and I found it in a bird's
nest in Robinson Park.
801
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,296
If you let me go,
802
00:44:23,362 --> 00:44:27,300
just for now,
I'll get you that rock back.
803
00:44:27,366 --> 00:44:29,502
What have you got to lose?
If your boys find it first,
804
00:44:29,569 --> 00:44:31,437
swear to God,
you can kill me later.
805
00:44:31,504 --> 00:44:34,106
Pinky swear.
Cross my heart, hope to fart.
806
00:44:34,173 --> 00:44:35,641
You're so tiresome!
807
00:44:37,143 --> 00:44:38,778
If you want my mercy,
808
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:42,315
shut that hole in the middle
of your face and listen.
809
00:44:42,381 --> 00:44:45,218
You're gonna
get me my diamond.
810
00:44:50,891 --> 00:44:55,761
♪ A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental ♪
811
00:44:55,829 --> 00:44:59,732
♪ But diamonds are
a girl's best friend ♪
812
00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:03,469
♪ A kiss may be grand ♪
813
00:45:03,536 --> 00:45:07,740
♪ But it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat ♪
814
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:10,710
♪ Or help you at the automat ♪
815
00:45:13,079 --> 00:45:15,014
♪ Diamonds ♪
816
00:45:15,081 --> 00:45:16,082
I will be waiting.
817
00:45:16,148 --> 00:45:17,183
♪ Diamonds ♪
818
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,317
♪ Diamonds ♪
819
00:45:18,384 --> 00:45:20,052
The diamond.
820
00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:21,487
♪ Diamonds ♪
821
00:45:21,554 --> 00:45:22,622
Romy, Roman.
822
00:45:23,924 --> 00:45:25,291
I will be waiting.
823
00:45:26,994 --> 00:45:28,361
♪ But diamonds ♪
824
00:45:28,427 --> 00:45:31,264
♪ Diamonds are a girl's best ♪
825
00:45:35,134 --> 00:45:38,271
I'll give you till midnight.
826
00:45:38,337 --> 00:45:41,641
And then I'm gonna peel
off that pretty face
827
00:45:41,707 --> 00:45:43,476
and pickle it.
828
00:45:44,043 --> 00:45:45,411
Okay?
829
00:45:48,314 --> 00:45:50,082
Call me
old-fashioned,
830
00:45:50,149 --> 00:45:51,651
but I always thought
the guy
831
00:45:51,717 --> 00:45:53,553
was meant to get
the girl a diamond.
832
00:45:58,591 --> 00:46:01,460
I won't let you down, Romy.
I promise.
833
00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:03,529
Let's make it
half a mil.
834
00:46:03,596 --> 00:46:05,731
It's more fun
if she's got competition.
835
00:46:05,798 --> 00:46:08,969
Send it to every
mercenary in Gotham.
836
00:46:09,036 --> 00:46:11,304
Oh, hey, you're that
singer no one listens to.
837
00:46:11,370 --> 00:46:13,739
Hey, you're the asshole
no one likes.
838
00:46:31,390 --> 00:46:34,193
Jesus. Who the fuck is this?
What?
839
00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,494
We've got a situation.
840
00:46:35,561 --> 00:46:37,064
This kid,
she's got the diamond.
841
00:46:37,129 --> 00:46:39,032
Her name's Cassandra Cain.
842
00:46:39,098 --> 00:46:40,399
Holy fuck.
843
00:46:44,004 --> 00:46:45,638
Where can I find
Cassandra Cain?
844
00:46:45,705 --> 00:46:47,740
Okay.
Now we're good.
845
00:46:51,344 --> 00:46:52,545
Cell seven.
846
00:46:57,550 --> 00:46:59,886
Thanks, doll.
You're a peach.
847
00:47:02,421 --> 00:47:03,689
Hey, I know that guy.
848
00:47:22,642 --> 00:47:25,411
Access denied.
Access denied.
849
00:47:25,478 --> 00:47:27,613
Access denied.
Access denied.
850
00:47:28,781 --> 00:47:30,549
Access denied.
Access denied. Denied.
851
00:47:30,616 --> 00:47:33,285
Denied. Denied. Denied.
Denied. Denied. Denied.
852
00:47:36,322 --> 00:47:38,324
Hmm. Perfect.
853
00:47:53,506 --> 00:47:54,908
Hold up,
hold up.
854
00:47:54,975 --> 00:47:56,575
- Remember me?
- She stole my car!
855
00:47:56,642 --> 00:47:58,210
- Harley Quinn.
- Hey, Quinn!
856
00:47:58,277 --> 00:47:59,846
- Let us out, see what happens.
- Don't mind me, guys.
857
00:47:59,913 --> 00:48:01,815
- You killed my chinchilla!
- Here for the kid.
858
00:48:01,882 --> 00:48:04,051
What's up, girl?
You're the reason I'm in here!
859
00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:05,819
Yeah, sorry about that.
860
00:48:05,886 --> 00:48:07,286
You're dead!
861
00:48:07,353 --> 00:48:08,254
I'm gonna kill
you, Quinn!
862
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,289
Hey, kid.
863
00:48:10,356 --> 00:48:11,624
You're that psycho
864
00:48:11,691 --> 00:48:12,859
- from the roller derby.
- Yeah, yeah.
865
00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:14,527
Are you Cassandra Cain?
866
00:48:14,593 --> 00:48:15,728
Yeah.
867
00:48:27,406 --> 00:48:28,809
I need to know where...
868
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:41,121
Hold, please.
869
00:48:41,188 --> 00:48:43,023
Harley...
870
00:50:03,636 --> 00:50:04,637
Hmm.
871
00:50:08,607 --> 00:50:10,376
I got you,
you little shit.
872
00:50:11,845 --> 00:50:12,846
Who are you guys?
873
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:15,681
Go, go, go.
874
00:50:18,651 --> 00:50:20,053
Keep the kid alive.
875
00:51:18,711 --> 00:51:19,778
Mmm!
876
00:52:21,674 --> 00:52:23,176
A little help.
877
00:52:29,883 --> 00:52:30,817
Mmm...
878
00:52:41,593 --> 00:52:43,629
Does she have
to keep running?
879
00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:15,362
Roman,
you trustafarian fuckbag.
880
00:53:17,496 --> 00:53:18,764
You!
881
00:53:18,832 --> 00:53:19,732
You!
882
00:53:19,798 --> 00:53:21,667
Step away
from the kid.
883
00:53:22,836 --> 00:53:23,837
Drop it.
884
00:53:24,471 --> 00:53:25,671
The phone?
885
00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:27,573
Sure.
886
00:53:41,587 --> 00:53:42,621
Mmm.
887
00:54:02,342 --> 00:54:04,277
Whoa.
888
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:05,744
Oh, good.
You're awake.
889
00:54:05,812 --> 00:54:07,780
Toss that for me, will ya?
890
00:54:21,194 --> 00:54:23,496
What the fuck?
891
00:54:23,562 --> 00:54:25,432
Who did I just blow up?
892
00:54:25,498 --> 00:54:27,500
Either someone
who wants me dead,
893
00:54:27,566 --> 00:54:28,935
or someone looking to collect
894
00:54:29,002 --> 00:54:31,304
the half-million dollar reward
on your head.
895
00:54:31,371 --> 00:54:33,239
Half a million dollars?
896
00:54:33,306 --> 00:54:34,808
Yeah.
897
00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:37,143
Do I look like I'm worth
half a million dollars?
898
00:54:37,210 --> 00:54:39,345
- Not really.
- You've got the wrong kid.
899
00:54:39,412 --> 00:54:41,314
Now, uncuff me.
900
00:54:41,381 --> 00:54:43,049
Oh, sure.
901
00:54:43,116 --> 00:54:44,517
As soon as you
give me the diamond.
902
00:54:44,583 --> 00:54:46,286
What diamond?
903
00:54:52,658 --> 00:54:54,060
Fuck you!
904
00:54:55,661 --> 00:54:57,030
Look at me.
905
00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:01,067
What?
906
00:55:01,134 --> 00:55:03,503
I don't know
nothing about no diamond.
907
00:55:03,570 --> 00:55:04,670
The inflection
in your voice,
908
00:55:04,736 --> 00:55:06,106
the way you can't
hold eye contact,
909
00:55:06,172 --> 00:55:07,440
and the fact that
you're a filthy little thief,
910
00:55:07,507 --> 00:55:08,942
all suggest that you do.
911
00:55:09,008 --> 00:55:11,478
Now, you can give it to
me, or I can give you
912
00:55:11,544 --> 00:55:13,046
to the man
that diamond belongs to.
913
00:55:13,113 --> 00:55:15,315
But trust me when I say,
you're not gonna like
914
00:55:15,381 --> 00:55:16,615
what he's gonna
do to ya.
915
00:55:17,417 --> 00:55:20,553
Now, hand it over.
916
00:55:20,619 --> 00:55:23,022
Yeah, not gonna happen.
917
00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:27,193
- Come again?
- I said I can't.
918
00:55:27,260 --> 00:55:28,461
One more time.
919
00:55:28,528 --> 00:55:30,296
- I can't give it to you.
- Why not?
920
00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:32,298
Because I ate it, okay?
921
00:55:39,506 --> 00:55:40,706
Yes.
922
00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:43,943
What are we even doing here?
923
00:55:44,010 --> 00:55:46,645
There are two ways that
diamond's coming outta ya.
924
00:55:47,580 --> 00:55:48,948
This way,
925
00:55:50,383 --> 00:55:51,951
or this way.
926
00:55:53,987 --> 00:55:55,421
That's what I thought.
927
00:55:55,488 --> 00:55:57,257
Also, I'm outta groceries.
928
00:56:00,726 --> 00:56:03,695
So, how long you been
a mercenary?
929
00:56:04,497 --> 00:56:05,899
Hey, where did you get...
930
00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:08,301
You're so busy
looking at my right hand,
931
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:10,203
you haven't even
thought about my left.
932
00:56:10,270 --> 00:56:12,671
Your left hand is
cuffed to mine.
933
00:56:16,976 --> 00:56:19,045
I'll have
to learn that one.
934
00:56:20,146 --> 00:56:21,680
Can we get this?
935
00:56:21,747 --> 00:56:24,083
You're not gonna try to
run, are you?
936
00:56:24,150 --> 00:56:26,519
Look, if there's really
a half mil on my head,
937
00:56:26,586 --> 00:56:27,921
I figure
I'm better off with
938
00:56:27,987 --> 00:56:29,522
the person who's not
gonna cut me open.
939
00:56:29,589 --> 00:56:32,625
Fine. But if you try to
run, I will kill you.
940
00:56:32,691 --> 00:56:35,028
I do not care
that you're a kid.
941
00:56:37,763 --> 00:56:39,999
I saw that.
942
00:56:40,066 --> 00:56:42,936
Seriously though,
how'd you get to be here?
943
00:56:43,002 --> 00:56:46,306
I mean,
shopping at fancy-ass stores,
944
00:56:46,372 --> 00:56:50,143
you're making bank,
you have your own business.
945
00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:52,679
How'd you do it?
Come on, tell me.
946
00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:54,447
Woman to woman.
947
00:56:54,514 --> 00:56:58,651
Being a pickpocket's fine and
all, but I got real potential.
948
00:56:58,717 --> 00:57:00,486
I mean,
how do I be like you?
949
00:57:00,553 --> 00:57:04,824
Well, except for the crazy part.
But other than that.
950
00:57:04,891 --> 00:57:07,961
Number one,
no one is like me.
951
00:57:08,027 --> 00:57:09,761
If you wanted to
even come close,
952
00:57:09,829 --> 00:57:11,130
you would have to
go to medical school.
953
00:57:11,197 --> 00:57:14,234
Become a psychiatrist,
work in an asylum.
954
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,734
Fall in love
with your patient,
955
00:57:15,802 --> 00:57:17,736
break said patient
out of said asylum.
956
00:57:17,804 --> 00:57:19,472
Begin a life of crime.
957
00:57:19,539 --> 00:57:21,207
Jump into a vat of chemicals
to prove yourself to a madman.
958
00:57:21,274 --> 00:57:23,142
Get arrested
by the Batman.
959
00:57:23,209 --> 00:57:24,877
Go back to jail,
get out of jail with a bomb on your neck.
960
00:57:24,944 --> 00:57:26,579
Save the world, go back to
jail, and break out of jail
961
00:57:26,646 --> 00:57:28,948
before breaking up
with the aforementioned madman
962
00:57:29,015 --> 00:57:30,917
and going out
on your own.
963
00:57:33,586 --> 00:57:35,622
Number two...
964
00:57:35,688 --> 00:57:37,257
Six bucks for tap water
965
00:57:37,323 --> 00:57:38,925
with a fucking cucumber stick
in it?
966
00:57:38,992 --> 00:57:40,159
That's crazy.
967
00:57:41,861 --> 00:57:44,063
I'm not shopping
at this store.
968
00:57:45,898 --> 00:57:47,766
I'm robbing this store.
969
00:57:47,834 --> 00:57:50,470
Consider this
your first lesson.
970
00:57:50,536 --> 00:57:52,805
Paying is for dummies.
971
00:57:58,978 --> 00:58:00,513
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
972
00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:02,282
Move it!
973
00:58:07,620 --> 00:58:09,222
Whoops. Ah...
974
00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:14,294
This is Doc's Place.
And this is Doc.
975
00:58:16,963 --> 00:58:18,797
Lotus flower!
976
00:58:18,865 --> 00:58:21,301
- Hiya, Doc. How are ya?
- Good.
977
00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:23,436
He's the Taiwanese grandpa
I never had.
978
00:58:23,503 --> 00:58:25,505
He knows everything
and everyone.
979
00:58:25,571 --> 00:58:27,273
Nothing happens around here,
let me tell you,
980
00:58:27,340 --> 00:58:28,908
without Doc
knowing about it.
981
00:58:28,975 --> 00:58:32,011
And he happens to be
the only person
982
00:58:32,078 --> 00:58:33,913
who actually cares
about me.
983
00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:35,648
- I do?
- Yes, you do.
984
00:58:35,715 --> 00:58:37,216
She's been ordering #32
985
00:58:37,283 --> 00:58:39,419
with extra chili
for many years.
986
00:58:39,485 --> 00:58:40,553
Lesson number two,
987
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:42,488
you always want
extra chili with #32.
988
00:58:42,555 --> 00:58:44,424
So you don't
have to taste his cooking.
989
00:58:44,490 --> 00:58:47,427
Lotus flower, you have to get
upstairs before someone sees.
990
00:58:47,493 --> 00:58:49,796
Everyone's looking for you.
And you.
991
00:58:49,862 --> 00:58:51,764
We know.
992
00:58:51,831 --> 00:58:55,268
I'm telling you,
if you want boys to respect you,
993
00:58:55,335 --> 00:58:57,937
you have to show them
that you're serious.
994
00:58:58,004 --> 00:59:01,474
Blow something up.
Shoot someone.
995
00:59:01,541 --> 00:59:03,943
Nothing gets a guy's
attention like violence.
996
00:59:04,010 --> 00:59:06,112
Shut that door.
Lock it.
997
00:59:06,179 --> 00:59:08,548
Keep your sticky paws
to yourself, okay?
998
00:59:19,359 --> 00:59:20,860
This place...
999
00:59:20,927 --> 00:59:22,895
Well, it ain't much,
but it's better than a prison cell.
1000
00:59:22,962 --> 00:59:24,897
...is so fucking dope.
1001
00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:29,635
Oh, shit.
Is that a hyena in a bathtub?
1002
00:59:29,702 --> 00:59:32,972
I named him Bruce after
that hunky Wayne guy.
1003
00:59:33,039 --> 00:59:35,775
He's my little dumpling,
aren't you?
1004
00:59:35,843 --> 00:59:37,977
Aren't you,
my little baby?
1005
00:59:38,044 --> 00:59:40,046
Aren't you, Brucey?
Yes.
1006
00:59:40,113 --> 00:59:42,014
I love you.
1007
00:59:43,516 --> 00:59:46,953
I never said that.
I love you both equally.
1008
00:59:47,019 --> 00:59:51,290
Who, that? It's Cass.
1009
00:59:53,893 --> 00:59:55,261
You're so pretty.
1010
00:59:57,096 --> 00:59:59,499
Who's this?
1011
00:59:59,565 --> 01:00:01,534
It's a beaver.
1012
01:00:01,601 --> 01:00:02,602
Hmm.
1013
01:00:05,104 --> 01:00:09,375
Does Brucey want a treat?
Does Brucey want a treat?
1014
01:00:11,277 --> 01:00:12,478
What's this?
1015
01:00:16,382 --> 01:00:18,518
It's art.
Don't touch.
1016
01:00:21,421 --> 01:00:23,824
He your
ex or something?
1017
01:00:23,891 --> 01:00:25,558
You don't know
who that is?
1018
01:00:26,959 --> 01:00:28,161
The Joker.
1019
01:00:28,227 --> 01:00:30,997
The Clown Prince of Crime?
1020
01:00:31,063 --> 01:00:32,665
My former partner
in madness?
1021
01:00:32,732 --> 01:00:35,201
The Harlequin of Hate?
The Jester of Genocide?
1022
01:00:35,268 --> 01:00:37,236
You've never heard of him?
1023
01:00:37,303 --> 01:00:39,539
Well, sounds like a dick.
1024
01:00:42,675 --> 01:00:43,676
Huh.
1025
01:00:53,753 --> 01:00:55,121
Milk.
1026
01:01:05,231 --> 01:01:09,235
I'm not going soft or
nothing, but I gotta admit,
1027
01:01:09,302 --> 01:01:11,704
it was kinda nice
having the kid around.
1028
01:01:22,482 --> 01:01:25,451
Give me a #32.
Mild.
1029
01:01:25,518 --> 01:01:27,487
Uh... Yeah, sure.
1030
01:01:48,741 --> 01:01:49,977
Who are you?
1031
01:01:50,042 --> 01:01:51,444
They call me...
1032
01:01:53,679 --> 01:01:54,982
H...
1033
01:01:55,047 --> 01:01:56,716
My bad.
I should've introduced you.
1034
01:01:56,782 --> 01:01:58,251
I'll make it quick.
1035
01:02:02,288 --> 01:02:04,257
Meet the daughter
of the richest,
1036
01:02:04,323 --> 01:02:07,660
most powerful Mafia don
in Gotham City.
1037
01:02:07,727 --> 01:02:10,162
Helena Bertinelli.
1038
01:02:10,229 --> 01:02:12,732
Yep, that Bertinelli.
1039
01:02:14,433 --> 01:02:15,735
One day,
she comes home to find
1040
01:02:15,802 --> 01:02:18,437
her whole family
in the living room.
1041
01:02:18,504 --> 01:02:19,605
Momma.
1042
01:02:21,374 --> 01:02:25,745
Anyone and everyone with
Bertinelli blood is there.
1043
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,018
Oh, and that?
That's Stefano Galante.
1044
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,451
The guy
making the play for
1045
01:02:32,518 --> 01:02:34,754
the Bertinelli
turf and fortune.
1046
01:02:58,511 --> 01:03:01,815
When one of the goons
finds the kid alive,
1047
01:03:01,882 --> 01:03:03,884
the big softy
sneaks her outta there
1048
01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:06,385
and hides her away in Sicily.
1049
01:03:06,452 --> 01:03:08,654
Where she is raised
by his own
1050
01:03:08,721 --> 01:03:11,858
father and brother.
Both assassins.
1051
01:03:19,198 --> 01:03:23,569
She spends the next 15 years
thinking only of revenge.
1052
01:03:24,470 --> 01:03:26,172
So, she starts training.
1053
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,342
When she was ready,
1054
01:03:29,408 --> 01:03:30,743
and by "ready" I mean
1055
01:03:30,811 --> 01:03:32,813
a badass motherfucking
killing machine,
1056
01:03:36,449 --> 01:03:37,750
she moves back
to Gotham.
1057
01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:39,485
Starts working
on that kill list.
1058
01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:50,296
She has the murder stuff
down, but the rest?
1059
01:03:50,363 --> 01:03:51,464
Do you know who I am?
1060
01:03:51,530 --> 01:03:53,967
Do you know who I am?
1061
01:03:54,034 --> 01:03:55,501
Still a
work in progress.
1062
01:03:58,105 --> 01:03:59,806
Do you know who I am?
1063
01:03:59,873 --> 01:04:01,273
The Crossbow Killer.
1064
01:04:01,340 --> 01:04:02,675
They call me...
1065
01:04:02,742 --> 01:04:04,710
The Crossbow Killer.
1066
01:04:04,777 --> 01:04:06,278
They call me...
1067
01:04:06,345 --> 01:04:09,148
The Crossbow Killer?
1068
01:04:09,215 --> 01:04:10,549
They call me...
1069
01:04:13,786 --> 01:04:14,888
Huntress.
1070
01:04:14,955 --> 01:04:17,423
She calls herself Huntress.
1071
01:04:17,490 --> 01:04:20,393
Fucking fabulous,
if you ask me.
1072
01:04:20,459 --> 01:04:23,195
And who are you
looking for?
1073
01:04:29,368 --> 01:04:30,904
Great club.
1074
01:04:30,971 --> 01:04:32,538
Quinn got the girl.
1075
01:04:32,605 --> 01:04:33,606
And?
1076
01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:35,842
And they disappeared.
1077
01:04:37,844 --> 01:04:39,712
Fuck!
1078
01:04:41,114 --> 01:04:42,348
Fuck!
1079
01:04:49,122 --> 01:04:50,690
What is she laughing at?
1080
01:04:52,491 --> 01:04:53,793
Is she laughing at me?
1081
01:04:53,860 --> 01:04:55,261
She is.
1082
01:04:55,327 --> 01:04:57,097
No, she's not.
She's...
1083
01:04:57,164 --> 01:04:59,498
What are you laughing at,
Erika?
1084
01:04:59,565 --> 01:05:01,467
Roman, you gotta
hear this.
1085
01:05:01,534 --> 01:05:04,203
- It's hilarious.
- Get on the table.
1086
01:05:04,270 --> 01:05:05,504
- Oh.
- Ooh.
1087
01:05:05,571 --> 01:05:07,740
You're being a total kook.
1088
01:05:09,076 --> 01:05:11,011
Get on the fucking table.
1089
01:05:12,611 --> 01:05:16,183
This is my club.
Get up now.
1090
01:05:16,248 --> 01:05:17,683
- Okay.
- Now.
1091
01:05:20,319 --> 01:05:21,654
Whoa.
1092
01:05:23,990 --> 01:05:25,324
Now, dance.
1093
01:05:31,230 --> 01:05:33,599
Dance.
Dance, Erika!
1094
01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:34,901
Okay.
1095
01:05:42,541 --> 01:05:45,244
This dress
is fucking hideous.
1096
01:05:46,913 --> 01:05:47,981
Take it off.
1097
01:05:49,950 --> 01:05:51,517
Take your dress off.
1098
01:05:53,586 --> 01:05:55,755
Get up there and
fucking cut it off her.
1099
01:05:56,890 --> 01:05:59,059
Do it now!
1100
01:05:59,126 --> 01:06:01,360
Take her fucking dress off.
1101
01:06:01,427 --> 01:06:03,262
Just rip it off her.
Hurry up!
1102
01:06:03,329 --> 01:06:04,730
Hurry up!
1103
01:06:06,499 --> 01:06:08,168
- Fucking do it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1104
01:06:08,235 --> 01:06:09,236
Do it.
1105
01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:15,641
Yeah. Beautiful.
1106
01:06:30,924 --> 01:06:33,626
You wouldn't betray me,
would you?
1107
01:06:35,829 --> 01:06:37,931
I was just
gonna go look for the girl.
1108
01:06:37,998 --> 01:06:40,267
Oh, no, no, no.
I want you to stay here with me.
1109
01:06:40,332 --> 01:06:43,536
I want you to stay here
with me close.
1110
01:06:43,602 --> 01:06:46,072
You soothe me,
little bird.
1111
01:07:00,553 --> 01:07:01,754
Oh, good.
You got it.
1112
01:07:01,822 --> 01:07:03,355
Did you trace the messages?
1113
01:07:03,422 --> 01:07:05,658
You stole evidence
from an active crime scene,
1114
01:07:05,724 --> 01:07:07,093
and then had it
sent to my office.
1115
01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:09,996
Renee, what were
you thinking?
1116
01:07:10,063 --> 01:07:13,099
Roman is the one that put
a price on the kid's head.
1117
01:07:13,166 --> 01:07:14,868
Okay? I had to.
1118
01:07:14,935 --> 01:07:16,303
I can't get into it
right now...
1119
01:07:16,368 --> 01:07:18,071
Renee, you need help.
1120
01:07:18,138 --> 01:07:20,173
What are you talking about?
1121
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,474
She's right.
1122
01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:26,079
You are a good cop, Montoya,
but you've lost your way.
1123
01:07:27,314 --> 01:07:28,714
What?
1124
01:07:28,781 --> 01:07:30,416
I'm sorry.
Okay?
1125
01:07:30,482 --> 01:07:32,319
You gave me no choice.
1126
01:07:32,384 --> 01:07:34,386
- Did you sell me out?
- I'm sorry.
1127
01:07:35,021 --> 01:07:36,522
You're suspended.
1128
01:07:37,523 --> 01:07:39,725
Your badge
and your gun, now.
1129
01:07:43,562 --> 01:07:47,100
If you've ever
watched any cop movie ever,
1130
01:07:47,167 --> 01:07:49,702
you know that this is
when shit gets real.
1131
01:07:49,768 --> 01:07:51,704
What's the point
of the badge,
1132
01:07:53,472 --> 01:07:55,608
when it means
fuck all anyway?
1133
01:07:57,610 --> 01:07:59,511
Right, Captain?
1134
01:07:59,578 --> 01:08:01,413
No cop
ever gets anything done
1135
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,682
until after they've
been suspended.
1136
01:08:05,852 --> 01:08:07,486
Which would've
had me worried,
1137
01:08:07,553 --> 01:08:10,623
only I had
more pressing concerns.
1138
01:08:10,689 --> 01:08:12,391
And that is why
you should never partake
1139
01:08:12,458 --> 01:08:14,793
in paying
federal income taxes.
1140
01:08:14,861 --> 01:08:16,695
Hey,
you'll ruin your nails.
1141
01:08:20,066 --> 01:08:21,334
Thank you.
1142
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:23,370
Anyway, lesson 37.
1143
01:08:23,435 --> 01:08:24,838
Why...
1144
01:08:26,273 --> 01:08:27,640
You said
they wouldn't find us.
1145
01:08:27,706 --> 01:08:30,676
Chillax.
No one knows we're here.
1146
01:08:30,743 --> 01:08:33,579
Harleen Quinzel,
this is Gotham Police.
1147
01:08:33,646 --> 01:08:35,581
Okay.
So they know.
1148
01:08:35,648 --> 01:08:36,950
Let's scram.
1149
01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:40,854
Open the door.
1150
01:08:40,921 --> 01:08:43,089
Holy back door, Beavy.
This is getting outta hand.
1151
01:08:43,156 --> 01:08:44,391
Bruce, come here.
1152
01:08:44,456 --> 01:08:45,791
I can hear you!
Open the door.
1153
01:08:47,027 --> 01:08:48,028
What is that?
1154
01:08:49,229 --> 01:08:51,597
See you in hell, Harley!
1155
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,835
Get under the table!
1156
01:08:58,071 --> 01:09:00,073
Bruce? Bruce!
1157
01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:01,174
Come here! No!
1158
01:09:11,918 --> 01:09:12,919
Bruce?
1159
01:09:14,821 --> 01:09:17,190
Come here, boy.
Bruce?
1160
01:09:20,193 --> 01:09:21,194
Bruce?
1161
01:09:22,929 --> 01:09:23,930
Bruce?
1162
01:09:25,731 --> 01:09:27,801
This doesn't make sense.
1163
01:09:27,867 --> 01:09:30,070
It doesn't make sense.
I don't understand.
1164
01:09:30,971 --> 01:09:32,471
No one knew
we were here.
1165
01:09:32,538 --> 01:09:34,074
No one knew we were
here, except...
1166
01:09:35,075 --> 01:09:36,142
Doc.
1167
01:09:36,209 --> 01:09:37,210
Oh, my God. Doc?
1168
01:09:39,312 --> 01:09:41,513
Doc? Where is he?
1169
01:09:42,983 --> 01:09:44,117
Doc?
1170
01:09:44,184 --> 01:09:48,021
I can't find Bruce.
I can't find him. I...
1171
01:09:54,593 --> 01:09:56,363
No.
1172
01:09:56,429 --> 01:09:58,530
I'm sorry, lotus flower.
1173
01:09:58,597 --> 01:10:00,333
You sold me out?
1174
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:03,569
Too many people offering
me too much money.
1175
01:10:05,005 --> 01:10:07,740
I have enough now to
open up a new restaurant.
1176
01:10:08,507 --> 01:10:09,876
A really nice one.
1177
01:10:09,943 --> 01:10:11,177
But, Doc,
1178
01:10:11,945 --> 01:10:13,746
it's me.
1179
01:10:13,813 --> 01:10:15,815
It's just business.
1180
01:10:42,641 --> 01:10:46,012
This next
bit ain't very pretty.
1181
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,149
- You're right.
- Harley?
1182
01:10:49,715 --> 01:10:50,984
He's right.
1183
01:10:53,253 --> 01:10:54,854
Business is business.
1184
01:10:55,754 --> 01:10:58,224
I've got the kid.
1185
01:10:58,291 --> 01:10:59,492
But I'm gonna need to
1186
01:10:59,558 --> 01:11:01,227
renegotiate
the terms of our deal.
1187
01:11:01,294 --> 01:11:02,862
If I hand her over,
1188
01:11:02,929 --> 01:11:05,398
I want everyone who's
after me to back off.
1189
01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:08,835
Quinn,
bring me the rock now
1190
01:11:08,902 --> 01:11:10,837
and I guarantee
your safety.
1191
01:11:10,904 --> 01:11:14,606
I own this town.
You'll have my protection.
1192
01:11:14,673 --> 01:11:16,342
Fine.
1193
01:11:16,409 --> 01:11:20,679
Meet me at Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap. In one hour.
1194
01:11:30,290 --> 01:11:31,491
Quit judging.
1195
01:11:34,693 --> 01:11:35,895
Zsasz!
1196
01:11:42,601 --> 01:11:44,437
Come on, kid.
1197
01:11:44,504 --> 01:11:46,439
Let's get you
somewhere safe.
1198
01:11:46,506 --> 01:11:47,639
We got them.
1199
01:11:51,578 --> 01:11:53,313
Little bird!
1200
01:11:53,379 --> 01:11:56,748
You're gonna be
driving Mr. Zsasz tonight.
1201
01:11:56,816 --> 01:12:01,020
Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile.
The Booby Trap.
1202
01:12:01,087 --> 01:12:03,423
Do we have
to bring them back?
1203
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:06,960
I think you can manage
a couple of little girls.
1204
01:12:08,094 --> 01:12:10,696
Just bring me back
my diamond.
1205
01:12:57,210 --> 01:12:58,211
What is it?
1206
01:12:59,579 --> 01:13:00,779
Nothing.
1207
01:13:13,759 --> 01:13:15,261
Pull over.
1208
01:13:15,328 --> 01:13:16,529
What?
1209
01:13:16,596 --> 01:13:19,265
Pull the fucking car
over now.
1210
01:13:21,601 --> 01:13:23,469
I gotta take a leak.
1211
01:13:26,472 --> 01:13:29,542
She betrayed you, boss.
She betrayed you.
1212
01:13:29,609 --> 01:13:31,010
Are you sure?
1213
01:13:31,077 --> 01:13:34,013
Your little bird's
a fucking rat.
1214
01:13:41,221 --> 01:13:43,223
You want me
to kill her?
1215
01:13:46,559 --> 01:13:47,627
No.
1216
01:13:47,694 --> 01:13:49,896
No. No.
1217
01:13:49,963 --> 01:13:51,898
I'll come to you.
1218
01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:30,136
I thought we were friends.
And you...
1219
01:14:30,203 --> 01:14:31,871
You saw what it's
like for me out there.
1220
01:14:31,938 --> 01:14:33,606
I didn't have a choice.
1221
01:14:33,673 --> 01:14:36,909
And if you go before he gets
here, everything will be fine.
1222
01:14:38,711 --> 01:14:40,246
Harley.
1223
01:14:40,313 --> 01:14:43,049
I'm sorry, kid. I am.
1224
01:14:53,293 --> 01:14:54,494
That was fast.
1225
01:14:57,730 --> 01:14:59,399
She's in...
1226
01:14:59,465 --> 01:15:00,933
Where's Cassandra Cain?
1227
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,469
You? Again?
1228
01:15:12,745 --> 01:15:13,813
Are you drunk?
1229
01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:15,481
Come on.
1230
01:15:15,548 --> 01:15:16,549
Okay.
1231
01:15:38,938 --> 01:15:40,306
Right in the tit.
1232
01:15:46,245 --> 01:15:48,381
Where's Cassandra Cain?
1233
01:15:49,549 --> 01:15:50,550
Cass.
1234
01:15:57,223 --> 01:15:59,992
You killed my sandwich!
1235
01:16:07,066 --> 01:16:08,468
Bye-bye, birdie.
1236
01:16:09,936 --> 01:16:11,137
Ow!
1237
01:16:12,872 --> 01:16:14,607
No fair.
1238
01:16:14,674 --> 01:16:16,342
Was that really necessary?
1239
01:16:16,409 --> 01:16:18,344
You don't know her
like I do.
1240
01:16:18,911 --> 01:16:20,113
Cass?
1241
01:16:24,016 --> 01:16:25,485
Oh, thank God.
1242
01:16:26,419 --> 01:16:27,754
I'm gonna get you
outta here.
1243
01:16:27,821 --> 01:16:29,122
Did she really tape you
1244
01:16:29,188 --> 01:16:30,990
- to a damn toilet?
- Mmm-hmm.
1245
01:16:32,658 --> 01:16:33,726
Hmm.
1246
01:16:33,793 --> 01:16:35,361
This is nice.
1247
01:16:36,195 --> 01:16:38,030
You're still conscious.
1248
01:16:40,133 --> 01:16:41,467
You can still feel?
1249
01:16:41,534 --> 01:16:44,637
Look at me.
Are you a good girl, now?
1250
01:16:46,239 --> 01:16:50,543
"I'm a good girl.
I'm a good girl."
1251
01:17:01,687 --> 01:17:03,055
I got one
1252
01:17:03,891 --> 01:17:05,224
for all the little birds
1253
01:17:05,291 --> 01:17:09,061
I helped fly away
from this world.
1254
01:17:09,128 --> 01:17:11,964
I'm saving
a special spot for you.
1255
01:17:13,166 --> 01:17:14,634
Right here.
1256
01:17:19,772 --> 01:17:20,773
You're gonna
have to be quiet.
1257
01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:22,008
- Ow!
- Hi.
1258
01:17:22,074 --> 01:17:23,543
What are you guys doing?
1259
01:17:27,513 --> 01:17:30,450
Oh, I know
where the diamond is.
1260
01:17:30,516 --> 01:17:33,686
Is that rock
still inside you?
1261
01:17:36,722 --> 01:17:38,324
Oh, God.
1262
01:17:41,427 --> 01:17:42,462
Stop.
1263
01:17:44,730 --> 01:17:46,098
The hell, Zsasz?
1264
01:17:46,867 --> 01:17:48,034
Cut her open.
1265
01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:49,535
Stop fucking around.
1266
01:17:49,602 --> 01:17:50,970
You heard me.
1267
01:17:51,037 --> 01:17:53,339
Cut her fucking open.
1268
01:17:53,406 --> 01:17:56,409
Okay. No, no. No, no, no.
See, she's just a kid.
1269
01:17:56,476 --> 01:17:58,846
You're a filthy
fucking rat.
1270
01:17:58,912 --> 01:18:00,446
I'm a rat?
1271
01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:04,083
I knew you couldn't be trusted.
Roman's little bird.
1272
01:18:04,150 --> 01:18:06,552
You little fucking bird.
1273
01:18:06,619 --> 01:18:09,288
That's why he needs me
to look out for him.
1274
01:18:11,123 --> 01:18:14,260
That's why he needs me
to take care of him.
1275
01:18:15,829 --> 01:18:18,899
You know you're just
being paranoid, Zsasz.
1276
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:20,199
- Yeah?
- Mmm-hmm.
1277
01:18:20,266 --> 01:18:21,567
Prove it to me.
1278
01:18:22,836 --> 01:18:25,137
Rip open
her little tummy.
1279
01:18:25,204 --> 01:18:26,706
Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
1280
01:18:26,772 --> 01:18:29,108
Now! Rip it open!
1281
01:18:42,755 --> 01:18:44,724
You piece of shit!
1282
01:18:53,032 --> 01:18:54,233
Freeze!
1283
01:18:58,104 --> 01:18:59,539
Don't fucking move.
1284
01:19:01,942 --> 01:19:03,576
Who the fuck are you?
1285
01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:11,818
Go get the kid.
1286
01:19:11,885 --> 01:19:13,386
All right.
1287
01:19:13,452 --> 01:19:15,221
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Back the fuck up!
1288
01:19:15,288 --> 01:19:17,891
- Get away from me. All of you.
- Put that shit down.
1289
01:19:17,958 --> 01:19:19,993
Shoot them, kid.
1290
01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:23,931
You, put that stupid-ass
Robin Hood piece of shit down!
1291
01:19:23,997 --> 01:19:27,066
- Cass, it's okay. Just calm...
- Don't move!
1292
01:19:27,133 --> 01:19:28,802
Okay.
1293
01:19:28,869 --> 01:19:31,170
I don't know what
the fuck is going on.
1294
01:19:31,237 --> 01:19:32,772
But I know
that this shit stick...
1295
01:19:34,407 --> 01:19:36,409
...just tried to gut me.
1296
01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:38,411
And you.
1297
01:19:40,513 --> 01:19:42,315
Thought you were different.
1298
01:19:45,084 --> 01:19:46,485
I'm sorry, kid.
1299
01:19:48,822 --> 01:19:51,591
I'm just a terrible person,
I guess.
1300
01:19:58,564 --> 01:19:59,565
Ooh!
1301
01:20:00,299 --> 01:20:01,634
Ooh, I'm back.
1302
01:20:01,701 --> 01:20:03,603
Okay, I feel like
I've just walked in on
1303
01:20:03,669 --> 01:20:05,171
something I don't
give two shits about.
1304
01:20:05,237 --> 01:20:06,405
This guy's dead,
so I'm just
1305
01:20:06,472 --> 01:20:07,908
gonna get outta your hair. Cool?
1306
01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:10,576
No. Wait. She's lying.
She works for Sionis.
1307
01:20:10,643 --> 01:20:12,778
Excuse me?
I work for Sionis?
1308
01:20:14,347 --> 01:20:17,084
I'm not letting you
sell the kid to him.
1309
01:20:17,149 --> 01:20:18,517
I wasn't going
to sell the kid.
1310
01:20:18,584 --> 01:20:20,219
I was going
to trade the kid.
1311
01:20:20,286 --> 01:20:22,089
Yeah. To save your own stupid skin.
Huh?
1312
01:20:22,154 --> 01:20:23,322
I'm not proud
of what I did,
1313
01:20:23,389 --> 01:20:25,157
but I had
half the city after me.
1314
01:20:25,224 --> 01:20:27,126
Even the fucking
Crossbow Killer.
1315
01:20:27,193 --> 01:20:28,929
I'm not
the Crossbow Killer!
1316
01:20:28,996 --> 01:20:30,196
Whoa.
1317
01:20:31,932 --> 01:20:33,033
They call me...
1318
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,667
Helena Bertinelli.
1319
01:20:34,734 --> 01:20:35,601
For fuck's sake.
1320
01:20:35,668 --> 01:20:37,737
As in
the Bertinelli massacre?
1321
01:20:37,804 --> 01:20:41,808
Sheesh kebab.
That is childhood trauma, right there.
1322
01:20:47,513 --> 01:20:49,582
I killed Galante.
1323
01:20:53,352 --> 01:20:55,022
I killed his firing squad.
1324
01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:02,595
I killed Victor Zsasz.
1325
01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:09,803
And now I'm done.
1326
01:21:11,637 --> 01:21:12,738
Bravo.
1327
01:21:17,777 --> 01:21:19,545
So if you don't mind,
I'm gonna leave now.
1328
01:21:19,612 --> 01:21:21,948
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
1329
01:21:22,015 --> 01:21:23,449
I hate to be the one
to break it to you,
1330
01:21:23,516 --> 01:21:25,852
sweetheart,
but you are not done.
1331
01:21:25,919 --> 01:21:26,987
Who do you think funded
1332
01:21:27,054 --> 01:21:28,621
Galante's little
power grab, huh?
1333
01:21:28,688 --> 01:21:30,456
Galante was
working with Sionis.
1334
01:21:30,523 --> 01:21:32,826
Roman killed your whole
family looking for that rock.
1335
01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:35,761
You don't think
he's gonna kill this kid?
1336
01:21:35,829 --> 01:21:38,464
That diamond is our only
chance of stopping him.
1337
01:21:38,531 --> 01:21:39,699
You guys.
1338
01:21:39,765 --> 01:21:42,334
Hey, I think
you should see this.
1339
01:21:44,838 --> 01:21:45,872
Oh.
1340
01:21:45,939 --> 01:21:47,606
It's Sionis.
1341
01:21:59,953 --> 01:22:02,155
We're fucked.
1342
01:22:02,221 --> 01:22:04,290
He bought himself an army.
1343
01:22:12,966 --> 01:22:13,967
They're all here for me.
1344
01:22:16,136 --> 01:22:17,670
Aren't they?
1345
01:22:24,310 --> 01:22:26,079
- No.
- They're not?
1346
01:22:26,146 --> 01:22:28,347
No, they're not.
1347
01:22:28,414 --> 01:22:29,950
Do you know
what that means?
1348
01:22:30,016 --> 01:22:31,550
That means he's not just
after the kid anymore.
1349
01:22:31,617 --> 01:22:33,053
He's after all of us.
1350
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:35,956
He's sure as hell after me.
I just robbed him.
1351
01:22:36,022 --> 01:22:39,258
You just betrayed him.
You just killed his BFF.
1352
01:22:39,325 --> 01:22:40,693
And you're dumb enough
1353
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:42,795
to be building
a case against him.
1354
01:22:42,863 --> 01:22:45,598
So, unless we all wanna
die very unpleasant deaths
1355
01:22:45,664 --> 01:22:47,366
and let Roman
go finger-fishing
1356
01:22:47,433 --> 01:22:49,035
in the kid's intestinal tract,
1357
01:22:50,536 --> 01:22:51,972
we're gonna have
to work together.
1358
01:22:53,240 --> 01:22:54,607
With you?
1359
01:22:54,673 --> 01:22:55,909
Yeah.
1360
01:22:55,976 --> 01:22:57,476
We're gonna work together,
1361
01:22:57,543 --> 01:22:59,012
and we'll get outta here
in one piece, okay?
1362
01:23:03,216 --> 01:23:04,517
Okay.
1363
01:23:05,451 --> 01:23:07,888
Yeah. Okay.
1364
01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:11,925
Sure.
1365
01:23:11,992 --> 01:23:13,359
Yes!
1366
01:23:13,425 --> 01:23:15,728
But we are gonna need
some serious hardware.
1367
01:23:15,795 --> 01:23:16,796
Mmm-hmm.
1368
01:23:20,533 --> 01:23:23,335
Will this do?
1369
01:23:24,805 --> 01:23:25,771
No.
1370
01:23:25,839 --> 01:23:27,640
Not at all.
1371
01:23:29,810 --> 01:23:31,544
We're dead.
We're fucking dead.
1372
01:23:31,610 --> 01:23:33,880
That slimy jizznozzle!
I can't believe
1373
01:23:33,947 --> 01:23:35,816
- he took it all!
- We're fucked.
1374
01:23:35,882 --> 01:23:38,417
- Fuck!
- Uh, there's this.
1375
01:23:44,790 --> 01:23:45,826
Okay.
1376
01:23:57,204 --> 01:24:01,975
Friends,
brothers, men of Gotham.
1377
01:24:03,043 --> 01:24:07,713
I have funded you.
I've protected you.
1378
01:24:07,780 --> 01:24:11,750
I've scratched your backs
and kept you outta jail.
1379
01:24:11,818 --> 01:24:14,553
Well, now it's time
to say thank you.
1380
01:24:15,788 --> 01:24:17,858
Go show those little bitches
1381
01:24:17,924 --> 01:24:21,727
you don't mess
with Roman Sionis.
1382
01:24:21,794 --> 01:24:25,332
Half a mil to whoever
brings me the girl alive.
1383
01:24:25,397 --> 01:24:27,633
The rest you can kill.
1384
01:24:33,739 --> 01:24:34,740
Dope.
1385
01:24:36,542 --> 01:24:38,178
Oh, no, no, no.
Not that one.
1386
01:24:38,245 --> 01:24:40,446
Sentimental value.
Try this.
1387
01:24:42,514 --> 01:24:43,884
You're kidding.
1388
01:24:43,950 --> 01:24:45,651
What?
Gotta take care of the girls.
1389
01:24:45,718 --> 01:24:47,486
Isn't this fun?
It's just like a sleepover.
1390
01:24:47,553 --> 01:24:49,823
We should order pizza.
Make cosmos.
1391
01:24:49,890 --> 01:24:51,992
- Harley, focus. Yeah.
- Okay.
1392
01:24:53,293 --> 01:24:54,660
Hey, nice.
What the hell is up
1393
01:24:54,727 --> 01:24:55,929
with this bow
and arrow shtick?
1394
01:24:55,996 --> 01:24:57,463
It's not a fucking
bow and arrow.
1395
01:24:57,529 --> 01:24:58,999
It's a crossbow.
I'm not 12.
1396
01:24:59,065 --> 01:25:00,799
I love this chick.
She's got rage issues.
1397
01:25:00,867 --> 01:25:02,534
I don't have rage issues.
1398
01:25:02,601 --> 01:25:05,205
You know,
psychologically speaking,
1399
01:25:05,272 --> 01:25:08,041
vengeance rarely brings
the catharsis we hope for.
1400
01:25:08,108 --> 01:25:09,376
Yeah.
1401
01:25:09,441 --> 01:25:11,912
Are we ready?
Bad guys, just outside.
1402
01:25:16,249 --> 01:25:17,516
Shit. Get down.
1403
01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:20,653
Down here!
1404
01:25:22,355 --> 01:25:23,622
Cass!
1405
01:25:23,689 --> 01:25:25,691
- Follow me!
- Go, go, go, go!
1406
01:25:25,758 --> 01:25:27,227
Go!
1407
01:25:31,563 --> 01:25:33,099
Holy shit!
1408
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,422
What?
1409
01:25:55,487 --> 01:25:57,556
You are so cool.
1410
01:25:57,623 --> 01:25:59,259
Okay. This way.
1411
01:26:08,068 --> 01:26:09,436
Get ready, ladies.
1412
01:26:20,146 --> 01:26:21,414
Don't worry.
You're gonna make it.
1413
01:26:21,480 --> 01:26:22,949
Okay? Okay.
1414
01:26:23,016 --> 01:26:25,751
What the...
Go! Go, go, go!
1415
01:26:26,453 --> 01:26:27,653
Fuck.
1416
01:26:29,788 --> 01:26:30,991
Shit.
1417
01:26:40,967 --> 01:26:42,235
Whoa. Shit!
1418
01:27:01,620 --> 01:27:02,989
Motherfucker.
1419
01:27:16,302 --> 01:27:18,338
Let me go!
1420
01:27:18,405 --> 01:27:20,006
Gotcha.
1421
01:27:21,174 --> 01:27:22,208
This way!
1422
01:27:22,275 --> 01:27:23,810
Come on. Come on.
It's okay. Come on.
1423
01:27:23,877 --> 01:27:25,879
You shouldn't
have to see this.
1424
01:27:25,945 --> 01:27:27,713
Here, hold on to this
for me, okay?
1425
01:27:27,780 --> 01:27:29,082
That's all you think about.
1426
01:27:29,149 --> 01:27:30,450
Just close your eyes
and hold it tight. Okay?
1427
01:27:32,018 --> 01:27:33,987
Here. Get down. Come on.
You'll be safe.
1428
01:28:16,162 --> 01:28:17,163
Canary!
1429
01:28:18,664 --> 01:28:20,567
You okay?
1430
01:28:20,632 --> 01:28:22,235
We gotta go this way!
1431
01:28:24,571 --> 01:28:26,139
Ugh. More?
1432
01:28:26,206 --> 01:28:28,141
When the fuck did she have
time to do a shoe change?
1433
01:28:28,208 --> 01:28:29,342
Come on.
1434
01:28:36,382 --> 01:28:37,383
Thanks.
1435
01:28:50,864 --> 01:28:52,065
Duck!
1436
01:28:56,369 --> 01:28:57,703
- Hair tie?
- Yeah.
1437
01:28:58,605 --> 01:28:59,671
Ah, fuck!
1438
01:29:04,776 --> 01:29:06,045
I got him!
1439
01:29:09,516 --> 01:29:10,817
Get back here, kid!
1440
01:29:14,621 --> 01:29:16,022
Who's got the kid?
1441
01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:29,869
Get down!
1442
01:29:40,280 --> 01:29:42,982
Please, no more.
1443
01:29:47,654 --> 01:29:49,088
So, forgive me yet?
1444
01:29:49,155 --> 01:29:50,223
Get off me.
1445
01:29:54,928 --> 01:29:57,230
Anyone else hungry?
I know a great taco spot.
1446
01:29:57,297 --> 01:29:58,631
- I'm starving.
- I love tacos.
1447
01:29:58,697 --> 01:29:59,999
Really?
1448
01:30:08,208 --> 01:30:09,943
Down! Get down!
1449
01:30:10,009 --> 01:30:11,578
You're okay.
You're okay.
1450
01:30:11,644 --> 01:30:14,247
Just breathe. Just breathe.
Let me check it.
1451
01:30:16,715 --> 01:30:17,951
Get off!
1452
01:30:18,017 --> 01:30:19,385
I got you.
1453
01:30:19,452 --> 01:30:21,087
Ooh!
1454
01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:23,656
Aren't you glad you wore that?
Sexy and bulletproof.
1455
01:30:23,722 --> 01:30:26,626
Harley! No!
Get off me!
1456
01:30:26,693 --> 01:30:27,759
Harley!
1457
01:30:27,827 --> 01:30:29,395
They got the kid.
Shit!
1458
01:30:29,462 --> 01:30:33,900
We can't let them get her.
I trust you.
1459
01:30:33,967 --> 01:30:35,802
- One bullet?
- Please help me!
1460
01:30:35,868 --> 01:30:37,370
Has anyone
got any bullets?
1461
01:30:37,437 --> 01:30:39,606
Fuck. I'm out.
1462
01:30:39,672 --> 01:30:42,809
I can't get out there.
I just need to get through.
1463
01:30:42,875 --> 01:30:44,776
- We gotta go. We gotta move.
- Shit.
1464
01:30:44,844 --> 01:30:46,512
Guys, they're in the car.
1465
01:30:46,579 --> 01:30:48,481
They're getting away.
1466
01:30:48,548 --> 01:30:50,083
- Get in there!
- Get off!
1467
01:30:52,518 --> 01:30:54,420
Shit! I'm out.
1468
01:30:54,487 --> 01:30:56,189
Guys, come on.
They're closing in.
1469
01:30:57,724 --> 01:31:00,994
Canary, you know
what you have to do!
1470
01:31:01,060 --> 01:31:03,997
Cover your ears!
You better get her back.
1471
01:31:24,017 --> 01:31:26,319
Told ya she had
a killer voice.
1472
01:31:47,674 --> 01:31:48,875
Need a ride?
1473
01:32:14,701 --> 01:32:15,902
Get her!
1474
01:32:46,834 --> 01:32:48,634
Oh!
1475
01:32:59,412 --> 01:33:00,513
Whip me!
1476
01:33:00,580 --> 01:33:01,614
What?
1477
01:33:01,681 --> 01:33:03,049
- Whip me!
- Okay.
1478
01:33:10,890 --> 01:33:12,091
Kid!
1479
01:33:12,658 --> 01:33:13,659
Harley!
1480
01:33:14,794 --> 01:33:15,995
Shoot her!
1481
01:33:24,470 --> 01:33:25,738
Harley!
1482
01:33:25,806 --> 01:33:27,306
Hit the brakes!
1483
01:33:46,959 --> 01:33:48,327
No!
1484
01:34:01,707 --> 01:34:02,708
Uh-oh.
1485
01:34:29,735 --> 01:34:31,037
Kid!
1486
01:34:42,982 --> 01:34:44,417
Harley!
1487
01:35:02,201 --> 01:35:03,769
Well,
we always did share
1488
01:35:03,837 --> 01:35:05,171
a love of the dramatic.
1489
01:35:05,238 --> 01:35:06,439
Didn't we?
1490
01:35:08,774 --> 01:35:10,443
And look at us now.
1491
01:35:11,777 --> 01:35:14,380
But don't you see?
You're trying to kill me.
1492
01:35:14,447 --> 01:35:17,083
I'm the only one
who can protect you!
1493
01:35:19,685 --> 01:35:22,154
You know you can't
stand on your own, Quinn.
1494
01:35:22,221 --> 01:35:23,589
You're not the type!
1495
01:35:24,925 --> 01:35:28,160
But me?
You need me!
1496
01:35:42,408 --> 01:35:45,511
Here's the thing,
Romy baby.
1497
01:35:47,413 --> 01:35:49,549
Your protection is
based on the fact
1498
01:35:49,615 --> 01:35:51,852
that people
are scared of you.
1499
01:35:51,919 --> 01:35:53,820
Just like
they're scared of Mr. J.
1500
01:35:59,292 --> 01:36:02,061
But I'm the one
they should be scared of.
1501
01:36:02,128 --> 01:36:04,564
Not you, and not Mr. J.
1502
01:36:04,630 --> 01:36:08,035
'Cause
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
1503
01:36:15,374 --> 01:36:16,642
Shit.
1504
01:36:18,177 --> 01:36:19,947
That was super embarrassing.
1505
01:36:20,013 --> 01:36:21,581
Hmm. Sure was.
1506
01:36:21,647 --> 01:36:25,451
You think you can beat me?
You're a fucking moron.
1507
01:36:26,987 --> 01:36:29,188
I'm sorry, kid.
1508
01:36:29,255 --> 01:36:30,924
And I'm sorry
I tried to sell you.
1509
01:36:30,991 --> 01:36:32,692
That was a dick move.
1510
01:36:34,293 --> 01:36:36,930
For what it's worth,
1511
01:36:36,997 --> 01:36:40,633
you made me want to be
a less terrible person.
1512
01:36:41,767 --> 01:36:43,169
Ew.
1513
01:36:43,235 --> 01:36:46,238
If we're apologizing for shit,
I should tell you something.
1514
01:36:46,305 --> 01:36:47,607
Excuse me!
1515
01:36:47,673 --> 01:36:50,209
I stole something from you.
1516
01:36:50,276 --> 01:36:52,278
You slippery-fingered
little turd.
1517
01:36:52,345 --> 01:36:53,947
I took your ring.
1518
01:36:54,014 --> 01:36:55,348
My ring?
1519
01:36:58,018 --> 01:36:59,218
Dope.
1520
01:37:19,171 --> 01:37:21,074
Cass! Harley!
1521
01:37:21,140 --> 01:37:22,575
We're okay.
1522
01:37:26,212 --> 01:37:27,747
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1523
01:37:28,547 --> 01:37:30,449
- He's gone?
- Mmm-hmm.
1524
01:37:30,516 --> 01:37:32,652
Good. Fuck that guy.
1525
01:37:32,718 --> 01:37:34,487
Yeah. Tacos?
1526
01:37:35,655 --> 01:37:37,057
No, but seriously.
1527
01:37:37,124 --> 01:37:38,992
You were very impressive
with that bow.
1528
01:37:39,059 --> 01:37:40,192
Very impressive.
1529
01:37:40,259 --> 01:37:41,494
It's a crossbow.
1530
01:37:41,560 --> 01:37:42,863
I appreciate that.
Thank you.
1531
01:37:42,929 --> 01:37:44,363
- Mmm-hmm.
- Morning margaritas!
1532
01:37:44,430 --> 01:37:45,564
Thank you. I got you.
1533
01:37:45,631 --> 01:37:46,766
- You drink, right, kid?
- Yeah.
1534
01:37:46,833 --> 01:37:48,334
I don't think so.
1535
01:37:48,401 --> 01:37:50,436
And I love that fucking
name, Huntress.
1536
01:37:50,503 --> 01:37:52,039
- Really?
- Yeah.
1537
01:37:52,105 --> 01:37:53,572
Oh, great name.
1538
01:37:53,639 --> 01:37:54,674
Wow.
1539
01:37:54,740 --> 01:37:57,343
Um... I really like
how you were able
1540
01:37:57,410 --> 01:37:59,512
to kick so high
in those tight pants.
1541
01:37:59,578 --> 01:38:01,114
- Yeah, that is cool.
- Yeah.
1542
01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:02,949
- Thanks.
- Oh, um...
1543
01:38:03,016 --> 01:38:05,451
Thanks for the car.
1544
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:08,487
You're welcome.
1545
01:38:08,554 --> 01:38:10,489
Kid, if that burrito
doesn't make you shit,
1546
01:38:10,556 --> 01:38:12,591
I don't know what will.
1547
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:15,394
Give me a minute.
1548
01:38:17,164 --> 01:38:18,364
Yes!
1549
01:38:18,431 --> 01:38:20,934
Right.
1550
01:38:22,435 --> 01:38:23,904
I've given her prune
juice, laxatives.
1551
01:38:23,970 --> 01:38:26,272
I mean, the kid's got
a stomach made of steel.
1552
01:38:26,338 --> 01:38:28,607
And you know what?
I owe you an apology.
1553
01:38:29,208 --> 01:38:30,811
Me?
1554
01:38:30,877 --> 01:38:34,413
I underestimated you.
And I'm sorry.
1555
01:38:35,748 --> 01:38:37,750
I'm used to it.
1556
01:38:37,818 --> 01:38:41,220
Uh, Harley!
Bring the colander.
1557
01:38:42,823 --> 01:38:43,924
Ladies.
1558
01:38:43,990 --> 01:38:45,658
Have fun with that.
1559
01:38:46,960 --> 01:38:49,528
So, what now?
1560
01:38:49,595 --> 01:38:50,897
Sionis is gone,
but it's just
1561
01:38:50,964 --> 01:38:53,066
a matter of time
before some other asshole
1562
01:38:53,133 --> 01:38:54,533
tries to finish
what he started.
1563
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:55,701
Right.
1564
01:38:55,768 --> 01:38:59,139
We gotta clean this city
from the inside out.
1565
01:38:59,206 --> 01:39:01,540
Does she always talk like
the cop in a bad '80s movie,
1566
01:39:01,607 --> 01:39:03,043
or is that just me?
1567
01:39:03,110 --> 01:39:04,211
Fuck you.
And fuck you.
1568
01:39:04,276 --> 01:39:05,611
What?
1569
01:39:05,678 --> 01:39:07,814
I mean,
we were amazing there.
1570
01:39:07,881 --> 01:39:09,182
Yeah! Hell yeah!
1571
01:39:09,248 --> 01:39:12,718
I agree completely.
So I'll do that, as well.
1572
01:39:12,785 --> 01:39:13,686
Thank you.
1573
01:39:13,753 --> 01:39:14,955
Right.
1574
01:39:15,021 --> 01:39:16,022
Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
1575
01:39:18,892 --> 01:39:20,026
She stole my fucking car!
1576
01:39:20,093 --> 01:39:21,161
What?
1577
01:39:25,232 --> 01:39:26,599
I'm sorry.
1578
01:39:26,665 --> 01:39:28,235
I know
what you're thinking.
1579
01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:30,203
You think I'm a dick
after all that.
1580
01:39:30,269 --> 01:39:33,907
But you heard what the cop said.
Sionis is gone.
1581
01:39:33,974 --> 01:39:39,745
And those guys?
They're gonna be just fine.
1582
01:39:39,813 --> 01:39:41,280
Montoya's boss picked up
1583
01:39:41,347 --> 01:39:43,116
the gangbangers
at the Booby Trap.
1584
01:39:43,183 --> 01:39:46,585
And took all the credit
while he was at it.
1585
01:39:46,652 --> 01:39:47,686
Again.
1586
01:39:53,193 --> 01:39:54,895
It was the kick in
the balls she needed
1587
01:39:54,961 --> 01:39:56,796
to see that she had
nothing to prove
1588
01:39:56,863 --> 01:39:59,431
to those blowhard assholes.
1589
01:39:59,498 --> 01:40:02,068
She quit the same day.
1590
01:40:06,338 --> 01:40:08,674
We got the secret bank codes
off the diamond.
1591
01:40:08,741 --> 01:40:11,343
And Huntress
got her family money back.
1592
01:40:12,478 --> 01:40:13,679
She's using it to fund
1593
01:40:13,746 --> 01:40:15,481
a little
crime-fighting outfit.
1594
01:40:18,185 --> 01:40:22,488
They call themselves
the Birds of Prey.
1595
01:40:22,555 --> 01:40:25,524
I call them
dorky little do-gooders.
1596
01:40:27,894 --> 01:40:31,031
The rock itself was worth
a chunk of change,
1597
01:40:31,097 --> 01:40:32,531
so I pawned it.
1598
01:40:32,598 --> 01:40:34,366
And I invested the cash
in a little startup
1599
01:40:34,433 --> 01:40:36,036
making waves
in the East End.
1600
01:40:40,140 --> 01:40:41,875
Oh! And I found Bruce.
1601
01:40:41,942 --> 01:40:44,443
He was wandering
around Chinatown.
1602
01:40:44,510 --> 01:40:45,912
I guess it proves the theory
1603
01:40:45,979 --> 01:40:48,514
that hyenas
really do have nine lives.
1604
01:41:08,500 --> 01:41:12,339
Yeah, yeah.
I made the kid my apprentice.
1605
01:41:12,404 --> 01:41:14,140
Call me a softy.
1606
01:41:15,407 --> 01:41:16,675
I dare ya.
1607
01:41:21,214 --> 01:41:22,581
Mmm!
1608
01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:43,122
Are you dummies
still sitting there?
1609
01:48:43,189 --> 01:48:45,191
Fine. Since you
stuck it out this long,
1610
01:48:45,258 --> 01:48:47,493
I'll tell you
a super-duper secret secret.
1611
01:48:47,560 --> 01:48:49,228
But you can't
tell anyone.
1612
01:48:49,295 --> 01:48:51,798
Okay.
Did you know that Batman...