1 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:25,958 ‪NETFLIX 出品 2 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:35,833 ‪FEALESS 3 00:01:41,125 --> 00:01:43,958 ‪總部，還是沒有生物蹤跡 4 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:55,875 ‪光速隊長，我們的追蹤器顯示 ‪利牙怪就在你背後 5 00:01:55,958 --> 00:02:00,208 ‪非也，總部，相信我 ‪如果在我正上方，我一定知道 6 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:03,791 ‪牠就在我正上方 7 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:07,875 ‪我用一道光替你送行 8 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:10,416 ‪來吧，大個子 9 00:02:13,583 --> 00:02:15,625 ‪你還真是個肥仔 10 00:02:27,625 --> 00:02:30,375 ‪別提武器了，我該帶些口香薄荷錠 11 00:02:33,208 --> 00:02:35,458 ‪不過你可以先把這當牙線用 12 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:40,083 ‪不好用？ 13 00:02:54,125 --> 00:02:56,083 ‪該叫寶貝們起床了 14 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:57,916 ‪叫寶貝們起床？ 15 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,250 ‪好酷！ 16 00:02:59,333 --> 00:03:03,041 ‪每次他們把武器叫做寶貝 ‪一定是超殺的 17 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:06,791 ‪你在開什麼玩笑？ 18 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,500 ‪你到了《星球大師》的倒數第二關了 19 00:03:09,583 --> 00:03:11,625 ‪還沒有人進到這關 20 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:14,875 ‪所以我的網路暱稱叫“無懼” ‪不是“笨桶” 21 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:17,083 ‪你要取個比笨桶好聽的名字 22 00:03:17,166 --> 00:03:19,125 ‪為什麼？他腦袋像水桶一樣空 23 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:21,041 {\an8}‪-閉嘴 ‪-小心尾巴 24 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:22,791 ‪-小心點 ‪-那刺有毒 25 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:24,000 ‪讓他專心好嗎？ 26 00:03:24,083 --> 00:03:27,958 ‪對，跟你說話的人 ‪可是躲過末日大砲的循環發射 27 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,833 ‪好吧，我們把寶寶叫醒吧 ‪會是什麼呢？ 28 00:03:30,916 --> 00:03:33,666 ‪音爆大砲？電漿雷射粉碎槍？ 29 00:03:33,750 --> 00:03:35,083 ‪熔岩分子融化機？ 30 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:38,416 ‪歡迎參加“帶孩子上班日” 31 00:03:40,125 --> 00:03:41,541 ‪寶寶升級！ 32 00:03:43,416 --> 00:03:45,916 ‪-真的…寶寶？ ‪-這一定是在開玩笑 33 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,833 ‪寶寶會什麼？超能吐奶？ 34 00:03:47,916 --> 00:03:50,250 ‪我努力攀登這史上最難電玩的頂端 35 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,708 ‪結果是換尿布和唱搖籃曲？ 36 00:03:52,791 --> 00:03:53,625 ‪好的，小子 37 00:03:53,708 --> 00:03:57,083 ‪看你們還記不記得 ‪老爸在午睡過後教你們的？ 38 00:04:00,958 --> 00:04:03,291 ‪要比沙拉叉再大一點，小子 39 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:07,416 ‪你慢慢就會了 40 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,333 ‪相信我，孩子們 ‪你們長大之後會更有威力 41 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:14,375 ‪看把拔怎麼做 42 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:39,333 ‪能不能來點爆破？寶寶無聊了 43 00:04:39,416 --> 00:04:42,791 ‪他們害我任務失敗 ‪有太空娃娃車可以給寶寶坐嗎？ 44 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,916 ‪兄弟，你到最後一關了 45 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,500 ‪你是神級玩家！ 46 00:04:47,583 --> 00:04:49,041 ‪叫我無懼 47 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:50,708 ‪沒有什麼能阻擋我 48 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:51,625 ‪絕對沒有！ 49 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,958 ‪除了她 50 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,125 ‪-媽 ‪-乖兒子 51 00:04:57,208 --> 00:04:58,291 ‪只是看你好不好 52 00:04:58,375 --> 00:05:02,083 ‪我想看你有沒有趁我們整個週末不在 ‪就整天玩電動玩具 53 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,083 ‪-怎麼可能？ ‪-我要提醒你 54 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:07,291 ‪你的科學實驗作業二週後就要交了 55 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:09,708 ‪-你的夥伴今晚還是會來？ ‪-對 56 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:11,791 ‪-這傢伙太猛了 ‪-什麼？ 57 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:14,875 ‪我正在做那個好猛的功課 58 00:05:14,958 --> 00:05:17,041 ‪記得要填大學申請表 59 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:20,625 ‪會啦，我還有幾件事要先做完 60 00:05:20,708 --> 00:05:21,958 ‪像是另一個電玩 61 00:05:22,041 --> 00:05:24,875 ‪我沒有…我現在才沒有呢 62 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,916 ‪好，不說了 ‪爸的專題演講馬上要開始了 63 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,791 ‪你知道他一緊張 64 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:32,125 ‪-就會脹氣 ‪-好，我一點也不想知道 65 00:05:32,208 --> 00:05:36,250 ‪-你們週末好好玩，別擔心我 ‪-好，再見，乖兒子 66 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,750 ‪親愛的？好，我也是，掰 67 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:42,875 ‪好，現在來解決這怪獸 68 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:14,208 ‪被噴泉噴死？還真慘 69 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:16,916 ‪進音樂，那甜美的聲響 70 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,750 ‪很好，我贏了 71 00:06:23,166 --> 00:06:26,166 ‪光速隊長，你又來搗蛋了 72 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,875 ‪阿卡尼思博士 73 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:32,625 ‪阿卡尼思 74 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:37,041 ‪-這就是我想打敗的人 ‪-快射他，他長得好像蘆筍 75 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:41,291 ‪你也太可悲了 ‪利用自己的孩子來替你打仗 76 00:06:41,375 --> 00:06:43,916 ‪他們長大之後可能就像他們的父親 77 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,583 ‪我猜你很想知道那種感覺 78 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,541 ‪我們的恩怨還沒結束，隊長 79 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:51,833 ‪除非我把你從宇宙中消滅 80 00:06:51,916 --> 00:06:54,333 ‪並且征服每一個星球，決不罷休 81 00:06:54,416 --> 00:06:57,083 ‪你想用多少狠話威脅都行 82 00:06:57,166 --> 00:07:00,583 ‪但你沒有超能力，永遠不會有 83 00:07:01,666 --> 00:07:03,833 ‪我不會就此罷休，光速 84 00:07:03,916 --> 00:07:06,625 ‪只要哪裡需要英雄，我們就會現身 85 00:07:10,916 --> 00:07:13,833 ‪我會取得你所有的能量，甚至更多 86 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:16,916 ‪等我進到下一關 87 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,166 {\an8}‪老兄，你要進到最後一關了 88 00:07:24,250 --> 00:07:26,458 ‪-有夠猛的 ‪-太狂了 89 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:29,916 ‪這下不得了 ‪“無懼”將成為家喻戶曉的名號 90 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:32,708 ‪不過我要先把這些寶寶弄走 91 00:07:32,791 --> 00:07:34,375 ‪他們只會拖累我 92 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:35,750 ‪我看能不能… 93 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,625 ‪有了，托兒所，很好 94 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,000 ‪看來我可以把他們留在那裡蓄積能量 95 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:41,666 ‪同時裝滿尿布 96 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,958 ‪讓保母負責換尿布，我不必動手 97 00:07:46,416 --> 00:07:48,416 ‪他們的能量現在還很弱 98 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,000 ‪我希望他們能在這裡休息成長 99 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,875 ‪我不希望他們離開我的視線 100 00:07:52,958 --> 00:07:55,458 ‪但我要去銀河議會做簡報 101 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:57,833 ‪他們的母親去週末研討會了 102 00:07:57,916 --> 00:08:00,541 ‪《對抗黑洞毒蝎之注意事項》 103 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,916 ‪-點心都準備好了吧？ ‪-都有了，隊長 104 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,250 ‪有緊急情況，可以用這個聯絡我 105 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,416 ‪-我知道 ‪-我的星際通訊器 106 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,500 ‪我見過 107 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:10,916 ‪好吧 108 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,000 ‪-交給…妳 ‪-你可以放手了 109 00:08:17,041 --> 00:08:18,416 ‪把拔愛妳，寶貝 110 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,958 ‪別忘了我會一直…她走了 111 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:27,208 ‪我們要如何從帶小孩到贏這場遊戲？ 112 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:29,916 ‪-我們回去到處射東西吧 ‪-對，跳過這些 113 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,625 ‪直接開戰吧 114 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:33,791 ‪可是話說回來，我不想錯過這些 115 00:08:33,875 --> 00:08:35,833 ‪這些寶寶可能會有彩蛋 116 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,291 ‪-誰曉得 ‪-說得有道理 117 00:08:37,375 --> 00:08:39,958 ‪高招，難怪你是第一而我是… 118 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:43,458 ‪-2098名 ‪-好慘 119 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:48,750 ‪隨著他們的能量增長 ‪我們會給每個寶寶一個鈀奶嘴 120 00:08:48,833 --> 00:08:53,041 ‪這是為了阻絕他們的能量 ‪免得他們不小心誤用 121 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,708 ‪沒錯，我記得 122 00:08:54,791 --> 00:08:58,750 ‪我們所有遊戲室均採用 ‪加強鋼材、抗雷射、阻燃 123 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,375 ‪防震、防輻射建材 124 00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,000 ‪喔，還有防噓噓 125 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:17,291 ‪（您的孩子由我們照顧保證安全） 126 00:09:28,166 --> 00:09:29,291 ‪肥蛐 127 00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:30,333 ‪專心點 128 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:32,875 ‪我們要去偷寶寶 129 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:36,291 ‪不行，你不能吃掉他們 130 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,041 ‪跟緊了 131 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:49,500 ‪有了 132 00:09:49,583 --> 00:09:50,541 ‪泰特斯 133 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:53,875 ‪真希望你和你爸爸一樣強壯 134 00:09:59,583 --> 00:10:00,583 ‪贊德 135 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,750 ‪能打造出他想像的任何東西 136 00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,500 ‪想像一下 137 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,833 ‪綺拉，光速隊長的女兒 138 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:16,458 ‪妳可能是威力最強大的 139 00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,041 ‪笨蛋 140 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:22,625 ‪我愛你，你是我最好的朋… 141 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,958 ‪他把寶寶都偷走了 ‪哇，真是太刺激了 142 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,083 ‪小心陷阱 143 00:10:43,166 --> 00:10:45,958 ‪我得趕緊結束，梅蘭妮要來了 144 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:47,750 ‪我們要做科學實驗作業 145 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:49,666 ‪喔，梅蘭妮，她好猛 146 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,625 ‪算你好運，她也很聰明 147 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,416 ‪我分配到午餐室露易絲 148 00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:56,875 ‪運氣好的話 ‪梅蘭妮會幫我做整份功課 149 00:10:56,958 --> 00:11:00,125 {\an8}‪-抱歉，我去吃晚飯了 ‪-我也是，有精彩的再通知我 150 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:01,083 {\an8}‪好，回頭見 151 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:02,333 ‪我陪你，兄弟 152 00:11:02,416 --> 00:11:04,083 ‪我可不想錯過好戲 153 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,958 ‪終於，回到黑曜岩號 154 00:11:09,041 --> 00:11:11,541 ‪很好，精彩的來了！！ 155 00:11:27,416 --> 00:11:28,250 ‪肥蛐 156 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:32,833 ‪去把目標連到外推器 157 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:36,666 ‪這椅子全是汗而且…好濕 158 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,916 ‪光速隊長 159 00:11:43,291 --> 00:11:46,666 ‪-你好像心急如焚 ‪-阿卡尼思，你好卑鄙！ 160 00:11:46,750 --> 00:11:49,541 ‪你帶走我的孩子！ ‪如果你敢碰他們一根汗毛… 161 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:52,958 ‪拜託，你那些嗆聲就省省吧 162 00:11:53,416 --> 00:11:57,000 ‪我只是打給你 ‪要感謝你激發我這個靈感，隊長 163 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,333 ‪“你沒有超能力，永遠不會有” 164 00:12:00,416 --> 00:12:02,208 ‪要是我找到辦法呢？ 165 00:12:02,291 --> 00:12:05,750 ‪要知道，只要有這全新的外推器 ‪我就會有了 166 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:09,875 ‪而且你那些毫無防衛能力的後代 ‪正好可以把能量給我 167 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:28,166 ‪你一直嫉妒我的超能力 ‪和你爸爸有心結？ 168 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,750 ‪-什麼？ ‪-你爸爸佔領了二、三十個星球 169 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,125 ‪才被我抓去關 170 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:35,291 ‪而你呢？我算一下，一個都沒有 171 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:39,250 ‪我會征服我父親所有的星球 ‪而且更多 172 00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,500 ‪有人好像有點繭自縛 173 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,250 ‪作繭自縛？ 174 00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:47,000 ‪作繭自縛？你竟敢這樣說我！ 175 00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,708 ‪你坐在那個黃金寶座 176 00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:51,416 ‪高高在上 177 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,166 ‪我可不是含著銀湯匙長大 178 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:56,458 ‪但我會努力打造自己的湯匙 179 00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:59,458 ‪哪天我一定能用湯匙壓垮你 180 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:03,875 ‪-‪好大的湯匙 ‪-那不是真的湯匙，光速！ 181 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,000 ‪真是風水輪流轉啊 182 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,291 ‪我會收集你寶寶的能量 183 00:13:24,375 --> 00:13:28,333 ‪到時誰都無法阻擋我征服任何星球 184 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,500 ‪我的偉大計畫已經展開 185 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:44,083 ‪一切就緒 186 00:13:44,166 --> 00:13:47,750 ‪而你可愛的孩子正睡得香甜 187 00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:51,958 ‪完全不知道自己正在 ‪為我無可抵擋的邪惡力量加持 188 00:14:04,041 --> 00:14:06,958 ‪我早已為任何微小的失誤作準備 189 00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:11,416 ‪每個細節全為了我的目標 ‪做最精確的計算 190 00:14:17,583 --> 00:14:18,416 ‪掰掰 191 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:35,458 ‪我也很想跟你繼續互嗆 ‪但我得把這些小傢伙帶回我的小窩了 192 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:39,083 ‪-有好多能量要吸取，時間寶貴啊 ‪-不… 193 00:14:46,916 --> 00:14:47,916 ‪歡迎光臨 194 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,833 ‪發射碼核准 195 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,625 ‪請抓穩 196 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,291 ‪“警告” 197 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:08,541 ‪“最終關卡” 198 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,625 ‪“你是否接受後果？” 199 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,000 ‪-我沒見過這麼怪的訊息 ‪-好詭異 200 00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:18,291 ‪裝腔作勢而已，只是想嚇我 201 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,458 ‪沒在怕的 202 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:22,875 ‪無懼即將成為傳奇 203 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,041 {\an8}‪（繼續？是/否） 204 00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:40,416 ‪好酷，飛越蟲洞最讚了 205 00:15:40,791 --> 00:15:42,291 ‪蟲…洞… 206 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:44,083 ‪這需要咖啡因加持 207 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,208 ‪附議，我要去吃個派 208 00:16:10,791 --> 00:16:11,750 ‪好 209 00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,750 ‪別鬧了 210 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:15,375 ‪等一下 211 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,541 ‪好，別敲那麼用力 212 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:20,416 ‪我一開始就聽到門鈴了 ‪真是的，煩死了 213 00:16:32,166 --> 00:16:35,000 ‪-飆霞將軍 ‪-給我來杯咖啡，黑的 214 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:36,833 ‪幽浮的現況如何？ 215 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:40,333 ‪外星物體在么勾洞洞進入地球大氣層 216 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,750 ‪我們收到物體內部的生命訊號 217 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:46,083 ‪媽祖婆保佑 218 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:50,083 ‪我那杯咖啡要…外帶 219 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,083 ‪不！ 220 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:06,541 ‪廢物 221 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,708 ‪你全身是沒用的皮膚細胞 222 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:11,541 ‪你只要把他們放進外推器就好 223 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,458 ‪我們去打獵吧 224 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,750 ‪梅蘭妮，妳好，快請進 225 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,958 ‪我沒打擾到你什麼吧？ 226 00:17:27,041 --> 00:17:29,833 ‪沒有，我只是在拯救全世界 227 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,416 ‪聽過《星球大師》嗎？ 228 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:34,375 ‪我不太玩電玩 229 00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:38,333 ‪我在網路上還算有名 ‪“無懼”，是我的玩家代號 230 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:43,125 ‪我的時間都用來讀書 ‪全副精神都是為畢業做準備 231 00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:45,166 ‪是啊，我也是 232 00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,083 ‪我想我們一個晚上花個三小時 ‪只要兩個晚上 233 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:50,083 ‪這個週末就能把作業完成 234 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:54,000 ‪或是下星期每天晚上兩小時 ‪我把兩個時程表都訂好了 235 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:59,333 ‪妳也太會訂時程表了 ‪有把上廁所的時間放進去嗎？ 236 00:17:59,416 --> 00:18:01,041 ‪當然，一小時兩次 237 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:03,833 ‪這佔總成績的百分之30，瑞德 238 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,250 ‪我要認真做 ‪所以我們現在開始腦力激盪 239 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:10,541 ‪-我想你一定有一些想法 ‪-當然 240 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:12,583 ‪像是… 241 00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,958 ‪像是太陽能 242 00:18:15,666 --> 00:18:17,583 ‪光的電力 243 00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:20,833 ‪阿卡尼思效應對光速的影響 244 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,291 ‪太空旅行 245 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,708 ‪我想的是幾何電子通訊 246 00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:26,958 ‪或火箭靴 247 00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:29,083 ‪你想做火箭靴？ 248 00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,916 ‪只是幾個大略的想法 249 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:53,625 ‪你看，這就是我不喜歡 ‪雙人作業的原因 250 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208 ‪每次都是我在做所有的事 251 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:02,083 ‪今晚可難熬了 ‪乾脆先第一段休息好了 252 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,958 ‪-洗手間在哪裡？ ‪-走廊過去的第一道門 253 00:19:05,041 --> 00:19:07,375 ‪我去的時候 ‪你至少把筆電打開好嗎？ 254 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,291 ‪寫下一個想法就好 255 00:19:12,708 --> 00:19:15,541 ‪看來她不會幫我做整個作業了 256 00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:18,958 ‪什麼？ 257 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:33,500 ‪好怪 258 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,083 ‪寶寶，是遊戲裡的，好… 259 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:46,041 ‪這不是真的吧？ 260 00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:51,166 ‪又一個？他們怎麼全來了？ 261 00:19:51,541 --> 00:19:53,833 ‪來，坐好 262 00:19:54,833 --> 00:19:56,083 ‪寶寶 263 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,375 ‪別亂吃… 264 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:10,083 ‪不對，你們怎麼會在這裡？ ‪這說不通啊 265 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:12,083 ‪把妳放回遊戲去 266 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,875 ‪拜託 267 00:20:15,541 --> 00:20:17,875 ‪這是怎麼回事？我發現一個寶寶 268 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,375 ‪什麼？ 269 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,666 ‪那裡還有？ ‪你什麼時候開始帶小孩的？ 270 00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:25,125 ‪他們不是真的…聽我説 271 00:20:25,208 --> 00:20:27,333 ‪這些寶寶是《星球大師》裡的 272 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,416 ‪別開玩笑了，瑞德 ‪他們到底是誰的小孩？ 273 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,500 ‪可能很難相信，但他們的爸爸是… 274 00:20:33,583 --> 00:20:34,708 ‪光速隊長 275 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,750 ‪他是電玩裡的人物 276 00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:38,958 ‪他們有超能力 277 00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,708 ‪如果你不想做科學實驗作業就直說 278 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,375 ‪聽我説，我會想辦法解決 279 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,541 ‪在那之前，我們還是能做作業 280 00:20:45,625 --> 00:20:48,791 ‪-我只要想辦法讓他們忙就好 ‪-你準備怎麼做？ 281 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,500 ‪玩具，你們要玩具，這裡有 282 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:55,666 ‪這有一隻鞋，還有一顆球 283 00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:59,875 ‪還有這是一隻滑鼠 284 00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:04,583 {\an8}‪怎麼了？這是什麼？別發出那種聲音 285 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:06,416 ‪不行 286 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:08,208 ‪來，這應該有用 287 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:13,750 ‪我去找比較適合他們玩的東西 288 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:14,875 ‪好，太好了 289 00:21:16,833 --> 00:21:19,750 ‪一定有什麼作弊碼可以把你們刪除… 290 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,333 ‪第三隻跑哪兒去了？ 291 00:21:23,875 --> 00:21:26,500 ‪糟了，他跑去哪裡了？好 292 00:21:27,958 --> 00:21:29,708 ‪來，妳玩這個 293 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,083 ‪對，這是球 294 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,375 ‪對，你很棒 295 00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:40,333 ‪好，我知道你想要… 296 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:45,250 ‪現在你們的威力增強了？ ‪拜託，別在這裡鬧 297 00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:50,500 ‪別爬到書櫃上，快下來 298 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:56,916 ‪不可以拿書丟我，懂嗎？那不是玩具 299 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,541 ‪你是壞寶寶 300 00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:04,666 ‪不行 301 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,708 ‪怎麼回事？有人受傷嗎？ 302 00:22:11,958 --> 00:22:15,125 ‪喔，只有你 ‪你帶小孩要更小心才對 303 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:17,833 ‪-他們不是一般… ‪-你想辦法應付這些寶寶 304 00:22:17,916 --> 00:22:20,750 ‪我去廚房工作，至少要有些進度 305 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:27,166 ‪笑吧，你們這些太空小精靈 306 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:30,833 ‪既然是我把你們弄來 ‪我就得想辦法把你們送回去 307 00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,833 ‪喔，該屎，好… 308 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:37,166 ‪那邊還好嗎？ 309 00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,208 ‪小子，你能不能… 310 00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:50,791 ‪你做什麼？教他們職業摔角嗎？ 311 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:52,458 ‪沒有，我剛才就跟妳說了 312 00:22:52,541 --> 00:22:54,958 ‪這些寶寶是從電玩《星球大師》來的 313 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,125 ‪我玩到最後一關 ‪不小心打破了時空定律 314 00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,416 ‪就把他們…帶來了 315 00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:03,041 ‪瑞德，我沒時間聽你鬼扯 316 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:04,458 ‪我是來做正事的 317 00:23:04,541 --> 00:23:07,250 ‪-你能不能專心… ‪-把沙發放下！ 318 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,375 ‪把什麼放下？ 319 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,500 ‪好，你要玩嗎？ 320 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,541 ‪你去玩你的保母遊戲什麼的 321 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,708 ‪我要請威爾森老師幫我換夥伴 322 00:23:18,791 --> 00:23:22,166 ‪-不是我的錯，是這個遊戲 ‪-你別再這麼幼稚了 323 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:26,375 ‪我不能因為你這麼混 ‪而拉低我的總成績 324 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:27,750 ‪你回去玩遊戲吧 325 00:23:27,833 --> 00:23:31,333 ‪看來你在那裡比真實生活更成功 326 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,083 ‪鞋子是誰丟的？ 327 00:23:35,791 --> 00:23:37,833 ‪恭喜你們 328 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,416 ‪你們毀了她一整晚，也毀了我一整晚 329 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,041 ‪你們毀了我一大半的房子，真厲害 330 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:48,041 ‪很好，給自己掌聲鼓勵 331 00:23:56,458 --> 00:23:58,208 ‪電玩寶寶 332 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:05,333 ‪休士頓，衛星1187失聯 ‪你們是否看到… 333 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:10,916 ‪控制中心，你的訊號越來越弱，你… 334 00:24:21,458 --> 00:24:24,541 ‪第二個物體剛進入大氣層 ‪我們正在追蹤 335 00:24:24,625 --> 00:24:28,083 ‪幫我聯絡五角大廈 ‪我要空軍準備大開殺戒 336 00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,000 ‪誰把重要檔案給我 337 00:24:30,083 --> 00:24:32,083 ‪-放在板夾上 ‪-是，長官 338 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,583 ‪我要每兩分鐘有板夾交到我手上 339 00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:35,583 ‪是，長官 340 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:38,791 ‪這給我重打，用粗標楷體 341 00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:39,791 ‪是，長官 342 00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,666 ‪等直昇機降落，我的阿兵哥落地 343 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,500 ‪這裡要有營地準備好，各位 344 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,916 ‪有我在，絕不准那些凸眼外星怪 ‪覬覦我美利堅合眾國 345 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:48,916 ‪是，長官 346 00:25:04,416 --> 00:25:07,291 ‪穿過蟲洞？從電玩裡跑出來？ 347 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,666 ‪我也不會解釋 348 00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,833 ‪但我們要把這些寶寶送回遊戲裡 349 00:25:11,916 --> 00:25:14,250 ‪我們？沒有“我們”這回事 350 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:16,916 ‪這些小孩會把仙女保母折成兩半 351 00:25:18,416 --> 00:25:19,250 ‪別鬧了 352 00:25:19,333 --> 00:25:21,958 ‪你應該聯絡動保處或警方 353 00:25:22,041 --> 00:25:25,250 ‪不能報警 ‪這件事絕不能被我父母知道 354 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,416 ‪我要走了，你自己看著辦 355 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,416 ‪開什麼玩笑？我自己應付不來 356 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:35,416 ‪拜託妳幫我 ‪至少等我想到辦法把他們送回去 357 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:39,125 ‪和太空寶寶周旋 ‪不在我今天的計畫裡 358 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,791 ‪你真可悲 359 00:25:45,791 --> 00:25:47,291 ‪我一定要聯絡我爸媽 360 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:48,958 ‪謝謝 361 00:25:49,041 --> 00:25:51,250 ‪媽，我知道 362 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:55,500 ‪這個作業…比我想的還複雜 363 00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:58,000 ‪可能要弄到很晚 364 00:25:58,458 --> 00:26:00,333 ‪好，再見 365 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:03,666 ‪什麼？ 366 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:05,833 ‪怎麼了… 367 00:26:05,916 --> 00:26:07,708 ‪拜託，泰特斯 368 00:26:10,125 --> 00:26:12,000 ‪臭到我都有畫面了 369 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:14,791 ‪真是人類慘劇 370 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:21,291 ‪我終於找到你的秘密巢穴，阿卡尼思 371 00:26:21,375 --> 00:26:22,416 ‪隊長，小心 372 00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:26,416 ‪走進那個巢穴 ‪如同走進七層死亡千層麵一般 373 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,666 ‪讓我圍上圍兜 374 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:32,250 ‪我要去把我的寶寶找回來 ‪場面不會太好看 375 00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,500 ‪九打一？也太不公平了 376 00:26:57,541 --> 00:26:59,958 ‪看來你們需要充點電 377 00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:05,375 ‪開戰 378 00:27:11,583 --> 00:27:12,416 ‪能量升級 379 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:31,750 ‪抓緊了 380 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:38,583 ‪抱歉，我打斷你了？ 381 00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:44,416 ‪升級 382 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,041 ‪謝謝你們讓我活動一下筋骨 383 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,708 ‪鈀？我的能量沒了 384 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,375 ‪大驚喜 385 00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,291 ‪我不在現場 386 00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:00,833 ‪你的心肝寶貝也不在 387 00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:03,041 ‪別客氣，就當在自己家裡 388 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,833 ‪如果你家是個無情的死亡迷宮！ 389 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:13,083 ‪我在迷宮住不習慣 390 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:33,375 ‪肥蛐 391 00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:34,666 ‪很抱歉，主人 392 00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:37,875 ‪把掃描器給我 393 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:38,916 ‪好的 394 00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:43,541 ‪這個爛星球干擾真多 395 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,166 ‪無線電波、衛星電波 396 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:50,375 ‪現在要請我的朋友幫點小忙 397 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:58,791 ‪我的寶貝們，出發吧 398 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,833 ‪去找那些小逃犯 399 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,375 ‪肥蛐，你設成震撼波了嗎？ 400 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,250 ‪果然設好了 401 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:18,833 ‪太空艙就在附近 402 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:21,541 ‪看來我們降落在… 403 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,291 ‪地球？ 404 00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:25,000 ‪是這個名字？ 405 00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:27,208 ‪聽起來像腸胃病毒 406 00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:28,833 ‪或寵物寄生蟲的名字 407 00:29:29,375 --> 00:29:30,583 ‪或某種黏液 408 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,875 ‪對，正是 409 00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,625 ‪諾哥拉軍團一旦進入樹林 410 00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:39,875 ‪就會拉地球 411 00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:14,291 ‪好厲害… 412 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,875 ‪這是我想的那個嗎？ 413 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:21,791 ‪你這混蛋 414 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:25,208 ‪等我找到你 ‪一定把你打到翡翠星雲去 415 00:30:25,291 --> 00:30:28,958 ‪-光速隊長？是你嗎？ ‪-你在跟誰說話？ 416 00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:31,333 ‪是隊長，妳知道嗎？還記得那個… 417 00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:37,083 ‪我是達瑞斯光速隊長 ‪銀河防衛指揮官 418 00:30:37,833 --> 00:30:40,500 ‪我是瑞德，麥肯利高中三年級 419 00:30:40,583 --> 00:30:43,875 ‪你把我的孩子怎麼了？ ‪麥肯利高中三年級的瑞德 420 00:30:43,958 --> 00:30:45,625 ‪我要直接把你汽化 421 00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:49,666 ‪等一下，我們是同一邊的 ‪我跟你一起進行過上百項任務 422 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:53,041 ‪打擊電漿獵鷹、衝出重力監獄 423 00:30:53,125 --> 00:30:54,333 ‪還記得蠕蟲人嗎？ 424 00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:56,583 ‪他是穿瑜珈褲嗎？ 425 00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:59,000 ‪-這叫做制服！ ‪-這叫做制服！ 426 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,333 ‪-你現在是不是不方便？ ‪-沒什麼我處理不了的 427 00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:04,250 ‪日常發揮而已 428 00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,166 ‪別轉移話題 ‪我的寶寶是不是在你那裡？ 429 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:09,541 ‪他們在我這裡，快把我家掀了 430 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:11,250 ‪趕快來把他們接回去 431 00:31:11,333 --> 00:31:14,958 ‪瑞德，沒有其他任務比這個更重要 432 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:16,875 ‪我要你保護我孩子的安全 433 00:31:16,958 --> 00:31:20,291 ‪用鈀奶嘴去阻絕他們的能量 434 00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,458 ‪好 435 00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:25,416 ‪還有，如果寶寶在你那裡 ‪阿卡尼思會找上門 436 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,666 ‪阿卡尼思是誰？ 437 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:28,291 ‪阿卡尼思博士 438 00:31:28,375 --> 00:31:31,333 ‪銀河系最邪惡的人 439 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,791 ‪對，就是那個人 440 00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:45,333 ‪像整型失敗的鬼靈精 441 00:31:45,416 --> 00:31:49,333 ‪如果我的孩子被他抓走 ‪他會把他們的能量據為己有 442 00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:52,041 ‪而他第一個征服的星球會是你們的 443 00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:54,791 ‪好喔，我退出 444 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:57,458 ‪你們倆恐怕都被鎖定了 445 00:31:57,541 --> 00:31:59,500 ‪-我不想被鎖定 ‪-來不及了 446 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:03,125 ‪如果我找得到你們，他也可以 ‪他可能知道你們在哪裡了 447 00:32:03,208 --> 00:32:06,333 ‪等我先追蹤你的訊號 ‪我就能鎖定你們的位置 448 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:10,041 ‪我不能被鎖定，我有自己的計畫 ‪我要去上大學 449 00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,416 ‪我還要結婚 450 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:15,583 ‪我還有兩百美元的絲芙蘭禮券還沒用 ‪我不能被鎖定 451 00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,083 ‪不行！ 452 00:32:17,750 --> 00:32:20,625 ‪-不！ ‪-不！ 453 00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,291 ‪他不見了 454 00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,666 ‪他現在要怎麼找到我們？ 455 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:34,833 ‪瑞德，我們得趕快離開這裡 456 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,750 ‪別以為這樣就能逃過我們的科學作業 457 00:33:05,666 --> 00:33:09,750 ‪我需要巡邏卡車 ‪和午餐的預計抵達時間 458 00:33:09,833 --> 00:33:11,875 ‪這次漢堡不要放洋蔥 459 00:33:12,458 --> 00:33:14,041 ‪不要…洋蔥 460 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:32,416 ‪啊…熟成尿布的氣味 461 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,041 ‪他們的確曾在這裡 462 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:37,791 ‪和我的實驗室好像 463 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,916 ‪他們越來越強了 464 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:53,250 ‪我們得趕緊找到那些小逃犯 465 00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:58,125 ‪我們很接近了，我聞得到 466 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,458 ‪我一定會找到你 467 00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:10,708 ‪別吵好嗎？ 468 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:24,125 ‪好，我們要聯絡父母和警方 ‪這件事鬧得太大了 469 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:27,416 ‪不能通知任何人 ‪光速不是說了，阿卡尼思在追我們 470 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,291 ‪他可能在追蹤我們的電話 471 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:32,083 ‪妳不會害家人有危險，對吧？ 472 00:34:32,166 --> 00:34:35,125 ‪別踢了，拜託你們，太空寶寶 473 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,791 ‪別讓他們把車子拆了 474 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,333 ‪我們來聽音樂好嗎？ 475 00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:57,166 ‪很好，他們喜歡萊諾李奇 476 00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,791 ‪-真的假的？ ‪-他是國寶級歌手耶 477 00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,125 ‪他們真識貨 478 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:07,333 ‪這是什麼？ 479 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:09,958 ‪糟了 480 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,166 ‪好，大家冷靜，寶寶也冷靜 481 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,416 ‪你才要冷靜 482 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,541 ‪我們乾脆把小孩交給他們好了 483 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:24,458 ‪開什麼玩笑？ ‪你沒聽過軍方怎麼對付外星人嗎？ 484 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:39,958 ‪-能不能把音樂關掉？ ‪-可是他是國寶級歌手 485 00:35:41,916 --> 00:35:43,041 ‪你們要去哪裡？ 486 00:35:43,125 --> 00:35:44,375 ‪-露營 ‪-公路旅行 487 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,541 ‪-露營公路旅行，然後去露營 ‪-對，像他說的 488 00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:49,125 ‪外面的空氣還安全嗎？ 489 00:35:49,208 --> 00:35:51,708 ‪這是超前部署，只有我們能問問題 490 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:54,208 ‪我們要檢查所有可疑車輛 491 00:35:55,875 --> 00:35:57,458 ‪我們一點也不可疑 492 00:35:57,541 --> 00:36:01,375 ‪我們的車很正常 ‪我們也很正常，你好嗎？ 493 00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:04,500 ‪-我們要看一下後車廂 ‪-沒問題 494 00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:08,666 ‪面具好帥 495 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:10,541 ‪和達斯維達有關係嗎？ 496 00:36:12,416 --> 00:36:13,666 ‪你帶了烤麵包機 497 00:36:13,750 --> 00:36:16,458 ‪我沒露營過，不知道該準備什麼 498 00:36:17,083 --> 00:36:18,666 ‪你還帶了滑輪鞋 499 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:22,000 ‪我當初沒仔細思考，現在知道了 500 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:26,750 ‪那是泳池浮棍嗎？ 501 00:36:27,833 --> 00:36:28,750 ‪有備無患 502 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:34,125 ‪你不太說話，是嗎？ 503 00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:45,166 ‪-嘿，別亂動！ ‪-掰掰 504 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:48,166 ‪把我的吉普車開回來，快回來！ 505 00:36:48,250 --> 00:36:50,083 ‪我們要去坐牢了 506 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:10,708 ‪不，我不想就這麼死掉 507 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:14,625 ‪不要！我不想就這麼死掉 508 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,000 ‪糟了 509 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,875 ‪不！ 510 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:24,541 ‪這是怎麼回事？ 511 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:26,208 ‪-怎麼會？ ‪-怎麼回事？ 512 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:28,166 ‪我們要趕快繼續上路 513 00:37:28,541 --> 00:37:30,208 ‪-有個泡泡 ‪-你看到泡泡？ 514 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,750 ‪我在泡泡裡，一個很大的，紫色的 ‪像一個紫色大氣球 515 00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:35,916 ‪我完全聽不懂，你聽懂了嗎？ 516 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,958 ‪根本聽不懂 517 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,666 ‪我在一個大泡泡裡，是真的 518 00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:42,708 ‪是那些寶寶，其中一還開了我的車 519 00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:43,791 ‪他還追著我跑 520 00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:46,833 ‪什麼？寶寶偷了你的車？ 521 00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,916 ‪你是面具戴太緊嗎？羅尼？ 522 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,958 ‪沒有，我…應該沒有 523 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,375 ‪是寶寶 524 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:57,708 ‪泰特斯… 525 00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,458 ‪把車放下 526 00:38:01,708 --> 00:38:03,416 ‪對，放下 527 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:04,791 ‪不行，不能用丟的 528 00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:10,000 ‪好，他放下了 529 00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,250 ‪不准你吃餅乾了，泰特斯！ 530 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:14,708 ‪真對不起，祝各位一天愉快 531 00:38:15,583 --> 00:38:18,125 ‪好，開始放音樂吧 532 00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:22,583 ‪-我們得趕緊離開公路 ‪-我知道一個合適的地方 533 00:38:34,541 --> 00:38:36,875 ‪我的玄天大帝 534 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:39,958 ‪我們美好的綠色地球正苟延殘喘 535 00:38:41,833 --> 00:38:45,583 ‪我猜這些怪物起碼有二公尺高 536 00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:47,333 ‪某種太空掠食者 537 00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:50,583 ‪有多隻手臂，可能像觸手一樣 538 00:38:51,791 --> 00:38:53,416 ‪如金鋼狼的利爪 539 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:56,958 ‪他們可能會直接從臉射出蜘蛛寶寶 540 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:00,875 ‪將軍 541 00:39:00,958 --> 00:39:02,916 ‪鄰居看到有車在二小時前離開 542 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,083 ‪把車牌號碼給我 543 00:39:04,458 --> 00:39:08,250 ‪放進袋子加上編號，誰把板夾給我？ 544 00:39:08,333 --> 00:39:10,750 ‪將軍，我們在一處檢查哨有所發現 545 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:13,083 ‪他們說情況十分異常 546 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:15,583 ‪定義“十分異常”，大兵 547 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:18,958 ‪-是小寶寶 ‪-小寶寶？ 548 00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:20,375 ‪小寶寶是什麼意思？ 549 00:39:20,458 --> 00:39:23,666 ‪有超能力的外星寶寶，可愛但致命 550 00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:29,208 ‪他們…可能轉變成 ‪他們的人類受害者的模樣 551 00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:32,500 ‪馬上展開全面通緝 552 00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,625 ‪我們要找小嬰兒… 553 00:39:35,083 --> 00:39:37,000 ‪有大規模毀滅力的嬰兒 554 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:42,541 ‪你的行程表裡有如何在樹林生存嗎？ 555 00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:46,333 ‪我可是諾吉瓦營的“年度最佳露營者” ‪電玩小子 556 00:39:57,541 --> 00:39:59,791 ‪來吧，無懼，我們來紮營 557 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,625 ‪來幫個忙好嗎？ ‪你們不是都超強壯的？ 558 00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,750 ‪不行，寶寶，不可以… 559 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000 ‪你有帶衛生紙吧？ 560 00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:32,416 ‪我車上有些得來速收據 561 00:40:33,375 --> 00:40:37,083 ‪我今晚原本要和幾個好姊妹 ‪去紅龍蝦聚餐的 562 00:40:37,166 --> 00:40:39,458 ‪-妳會修嗎？ ‪-不會也要會 563 00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:41,250 ‪不然我就吃不到蟹蟹宴了 564 00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,333 ‪況且這不過是機器，一定有辦法修 565 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:49,541 ‪妳不覺得我們像小孩開大車嗎？ 566 00:40:49,625 --> 00:40:52,875 ‪我們也只能設法盡力，懂嗎？ ‪你能不能也出點力？ 567 00:40:52,958 --> 00:40:56,041 ‪我們要把這件事解決 ‪才能繼續我們的科學作業 568 00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,458 ‪你那腦袋除了破解電玩之外 ‪還能不能有些用處？ 569 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,750 ‪嘿，小東西 570 00:41:03,291 --> 00:41:05,750 ‪不知道你在想些什麼，不知道… 571 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:15,875 ‪說得好，泰特斯 572 00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:22,916 ‪他們跑哪兒去了？ 573 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:24,875 ‪好吧，你們贏了 574 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:30,333 ‪妳好 575 00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,500 ‪維修無線電 576 00:41:37,583 --> 00:41:39,000 ‪維尼拉電線 577 00:41:54,125 --> 00:41:55,541 ‪拜託 578 00:42:22,166 --> 00:42:25,458 ‪泰特斯！別用樹壓你姐姐 579 00:42:28,958 --> 00:42:32,041 ‪-全是他自己弄的 ‪-他真的越來越厲害了 580 00:42:35,375 --> 00:42:38,458 ‪這些零件好小，我實在看不清楚 581 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:40,083 ‪我來試看看 582 00:42:41,375 --> 00:42:43,791 ‪贊德，你會做這個嗎？ 583 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:45,333 ‪做成大的 584 00:42:50,166 --> 00:42:52,000 ‪哇，他真的辦到了 585 00:42:52,083 --> 00:42:53,208 ‪這就行了 586 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,666 ‪看，把這個轉過來，裝上去 587 00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,875 ‪-好，我看到了 ‪-這樣就行了 588 00:43:02,208 --> 00:43:03,541 ‪你真行，贊德 589 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,125 ‪妳辦到了，天才 590 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,958 ‪難道你對我有疑慮？ 591 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,333 ‪謝了 592 00:43:22,375 --> 00:43:25,208 ‪八、九、十，很好，全部都在 593 00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,791 ‪隊長日誌 ‪我仍像老鼠一樣困在迷宮 594 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,750 ‪怎麼走都走不出去 595 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,041 ‪也許不是 596 00:43:38,125 --> 00:43:40,583 ‪隊長日誌，我痛恨迷宮 597 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:46,916 ‪叮？ 598 00:43:48,916 --> 00:43:50,583 ‪開什麼玩笑？ 599 00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,833 ‪開什麼玩笑？ 600 00:44:09,750 --> 00:44:12,958 ‪這裡是監控全鎮的最佳制高點 601 00:44:13,583 --> 00:44:14,666 ‪啟動無人機 602 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,250 ‪-有沒有聽到我説話？ ‪-我整天都在聽，母親 603 00:44:21,333 --> 00:44:22,833 ‪你到底有沒有在聽？ 604 00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:26,916 ‪我要大杯低咖啡因摩卡瑪其朵 ‪去鮮奶油，去奶泡 605 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:31,208 ‪三、四，還有一、二，和三… 606 00:44:31,916 --> 00:44:35,916 ‪趕緊來叩應，我是優優NYC ‪在FM105大聲網等你 607 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,083 ‪快打爆專線，告訴我你想聽什麼 608 00:44:39,291 --> 00:44:41,666 ‪來，別害羞，你上大聲網了 609 00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:43,833 ‪請問大名？ 610 00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:47,250 ‪我是阿卡尼思博士，全宇宙的主宰 611 00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:50,208 ‪好喔，愛因斯坦大大 ‪你想聽哪首暢銷金曲？ 612 00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,708 ‪我沒時間跟你廢話 613 00:44:51,791 --> 00:44:54,125 ‪辮子頭殺手的《我沒時間跟你廢話》 614 00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:55,208 ‪我不是那個意思 615 00:44:55,291 --> 00:44:57,583 ‪MC鹽罐的《我不是那個意思》 616 00:44:57,666 --> 00:44:59,208 ‪我在找小寶寶 617 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:01,750 ‪JJ胡瓜的《尋找我的寶貝》 618 00:45:01,833 --> 00:45:03,458 ‪別耍笨了！ 619 00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:07,250 ‪你將成為我的奴隸 ‪這個星球將會一片荒蕪 620 00:45:09,666 --> 00:45:13,375 ‪恭喜你，大哥 ‪你剛點了本週新曲 621 00:45:13,458 --> 00:45:14,875 ‪怎麼可能？ 622 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:20,000 ‪DJ歐好派的《你將成為我的奴隸 ‪這個星球將是我的荒蕪之地》 623 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:34,250 ‪我們是把這東西裝回去了 ‪但還是不能用 624 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:35,708 ‪也許是電力的問題？ 625 00:45:35,791 --> 00:45:37,333 ‪訊號很弱 626 00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:40,541 ‪我們得劫持一個衛星試試看 627 00:45:40,625 --> 00:45:42,875 ‪用NASA等級的設備 628 00:45:42,958 --> 00:45:45,458 ‪我去聯絡NASA，馬上搞定 629 00:45:45,958 --> 00:45:49,833 ‪其實只要你專心去做，你一點也不差 630 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:51,333 ‪我該說謝謝？ 631 00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:55,333 ‪可能是因為這裡的新鮮空氣 ‪樹木和昆蟲，還有在樹林裡上廁所 632 00:45:55,416 --> 00:45:56,500 ‪讓我開竅了 633 00:45:56,583 --> 00:46:00,541 ‪看看你，竟然對真實世界有感 634 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:03,458 ‪也許你不是只會扯後腿 635 00:46:03,541 --> 00:46:04,833 ‪也許吧 636 00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:07,541 ‪所以…你畢業有什麼計畫 637 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:10,166 ‪還是只想浮沈於虛擬世界？ 638 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:13,583 ‪至少在電玩世界裡 ‪不會被人取笑或上課被當 639 00:46:13,666 --> 00:46:16,375 ‪或畢業舞會約伴被拒絕 ‪在那裡就是開心 640 00:46:16,458 --> 00:46:20,166 ‪在這個真實世界裡 ‪我希望能上麻省理工學院 641 00:46:20,666 --> 00:46:22,916 ‪主修生化工程 642 00:46:23,708 --> 00:46:25,791 ‪哇，妳都計畫好了 643 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:29,250 ‪當然，連鴨子也有既定路線，瑞德 644 00:46:29,333 --> 00:46:31,791 ‪牠們不會隨波逐流 645 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,291 ‪難道你只想凡事看著辦？ 646 00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:39,458 ‪我不想再弄這個了，我們來弄三明治 647 00:46:40,958 --> 00:46:43,583 ‪希望妳喜歡燻牛肉 ‪你們喜歡燻牛肉嗎？ 648 00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:44,833 ‪黑麥麵包夾燻牛肉 649 00:46:44,916 --> 00:46:47,666 ‪加點酸白菜、芥末 ‪我的特製魯賓三明治 650 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:49,791 ‪嘿，別鬧脾氣 651 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,208 ‪看它們倆 ‪它們不會鬧脾氣，你們看 652 00:46:52,833 --> 00:46:54,083 ‪你好，湯匙先生 653 00:46:54,166 --> 00:46:56,125 ‪這是外太空來的湯匙博士 654 00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:57,208 ‪離我遠一點 655 00:46:57,708 --> 00:47:00,458 ‪我有博士學位！ 656 00:47:01,500 --> 00:47:02,583 ‪那這個呢… 657 00:47:03,375 --> 00:47:05,833 ‪我是芥末上校，現在是什麼狀況？ 658 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:09,708 ‪拜託，別吵架，我只是溼紙巾 659 00:47:22,625 --> 00:47:25,541 ‪你們別這樣玩湯匙博士 ‪這樣會弄傷他 660 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:27,125 ‪我們來玩躲貓貓 661 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:29,000 ‪-這傢伙很愛躲貓貓 ‪-對 662 00:47:29,791 --> 00:47:31,416 ‪躲… 663 00:47:31,958 --> 00:47:32,791 ‪躲…貓貓 664 00:47:32,875 --> 00:47:34,791 ‪-瑞德，別嚇他 ‪-我開始囉 665 00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:36,625 ‪-你會讓他啟動能量 ‪-準備囉 666 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:38,916 ‪你看不到我的臉，我跑哪兒去了？ 667 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,833 ‪-你玩過頭了 ‪-躲貓貓！ 668 00:47:43,916 --> 00:47:47,541 ‪-我不是跟你說別嚇他嗎？ ‪-好，大家都給我上車！ 669 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:50,541 ‪隊長日誌：更多迷宮 670 00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:55,416 ‪這區域不太一樣，也許有出口 671 00:47:59,666 --> 00:48:02,041 ‪不，完全相反 672 00:48:04,833 --> 00:48:06,125 ‪那聽起來是… 673 00:48:08,958 --> 00:48:10,125 ‪活的 674 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,708 ‪看來阿卡尼思的怪獸生了寶寶 675 00:48:17,375 --> 00:48:19,666 ‪真巧，被寶寶殺死 676 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:21,500 ‪也太諷刺了 677 00:48:27,583 --> 00:48:29,250 ‪至少他留下蹤跡 678 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:34,958 ‪（注意！前方危險） 679 00:48:40,833 --> 00:48:43,000 ‪贊德！ 680 00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,708 ‪贊德，別亂動 681 00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:14,791 ‪沒事了，贊德 682 00:49:19,375 --> 00:49:20,500 ‪怎麼回事… 683 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,958 ‪駕駛還在車上！ 684 00:49:23,041 --> 00:49:24,333 ‪車門卡住了！ 685 00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,458 ‪等一下，先別急，好嗎？ 686 00:49:29,041 --> 00:49:30,083 ‪這… 687 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,666 ‪乖孩子，泰特斯，你等一下 688 00:49:35,666 --> 00:49:37,291 ‪為什麼打不… 689 00:49:37,375 --> 00:49:38,208 ‪開！ 690 00:49:39,875 --> 00:49:43,000 ‪我沒事，那孩子喝了多少奶？ 691 00:49:44,250 --> 00:49:46,916 ‪妳看，這些寶寶成了英雄 692 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:47,916 ‪好棒，泰特斯 693 00:49:50,541 --> 00:49:51,500 ‪不太棒 694 00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:57,500 ‪車裡載了什麼？ 695 00:49:57,583 --> 00:50:00,041 ‪只是博物館裡的無價之寶 696 00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,833 ‪無可替代的17世紀明朝寶物 697 00:50:07,416 --> 00:50:09,250 ‪我家鑰匙也在裡面 698 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:11,875 ‪這樣掉下去不算高，應該沒事… 699 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,208 ‪好，大家都來吃奶嘴 700 00:50:16,125 --> 00:50:17,666 ‪我們還是趕緊走吧 701 00:50:18,708 --> 00:50:19,625 ‪糟了 702 00:50:26,291 --> 00:50:29,708 ‪把你們的人類外皮穿著 ‪把手舉起來讓我們看得到 703 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:31,791 ‪外星壞蛋退下！ 704 00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,208 ‪我不是外星壞蛋 705 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:35,875 ‪外星壞蛋都這麼說 706 00:50:35,958 --> 00:50:39,333 ‪你敢從臉上發射蜘蛛寶寶 ‪我們就把你殲滅 707 00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:40,750 {\an8}‪（綺拉） 708 00:50:41,958 --> 00:50:45,541 ‪別被他們可愛的舉止 ‪和胖嘟嘟的臉頰騙了 709 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,041 ‪馬上把這個區域隔離 710 00:51:18,791 --> 00:51:21,500 ‪小心點，遠離他們的口和手 711 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:23,416 ‪我們沾到唾液了 712 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,666 ‪還有糞便檢體 ‪把這些尿布送到疾管局！ 713 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,000 ‪他們只是小寶寶，別傷害他們 714 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:32,416 ‪他們喜歡萊諾李奇 ‪尤其是他的精選輯 715 00:51:32,500 --> 00:51:35,208 ‪好喔，檢測結果確定你們是人類 716 00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:37,458 ‪我要知道你們為什麼替他們做事 717 00:51:37,541 --> 00:51:39,291 ‪這是天大的誤會 718 00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:43,333 ‪我只是打電玩的時候 ‪不小心打開了蟲洞 719 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,958 ‪《星球大師》聽過嗎？ 720 00:51:45,041 --> 00:51:47,041 ‪你用這個想打給誰？ 721 00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:50,291 ‪俄國人？法國人？法裔加拿大人？ 722 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:53,250 ‪加拿大裔俄國人？火星共產黨？ 723 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:56,833 ‪不是的，不過有另一個人 ‪妳更應該擔心 724 00:51:57,708 --> 00:51:59,500 ‪我真不敢相信她跟你這麼說 725 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:03,083 ‪是真的，然後她跟我説 ‪她想和其他人交往 726 00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:04,750 ‪也太冷漠了 727 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:06,583 ‪她單身嗎？ 728 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:09,208 ‪什麼？你是認真在問她… 729 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:11,666 ‪你說什麼？奈特 730 00:52:14,541 --> 00:52:15,375 ‪奈特 731 00:52:16,291 --> 00:52:17,166 ‪總部… 732 00:52:20,916 --> 00:52:22,208 ‪暫停一下 733 00:52:42,875 --> 00:52:44,375 ‪妳把我搞混了 734 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:46,541 ‪我們追蹤外星太空艙找到你們 735 00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:50,500 ‪但我們的背景調查 ‪竟然出現紅龍蝦餐廳、絲芙蘭 736 00:52:50,583 --> 00:52:54,000 ‪粉紅莓優格和一個叫抗痘網的網站 737 00:52:54,083 --> 00:52:57,541 ‪什麼？怎麼會…我沒聽過… 738 00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:00,750 ‪在我服役於海軍陸戰隊、海豹隊 739 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:04,416 ‪洛杉磯警局、聯邦調查局 ‪和獲選年度女童軍領導的歲月裡 740 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,416 ‪我從沒聽過這些… 741 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:07,875 ‪將軍，有入侵者出現 742 00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:09,125 ‪他們正朝著… 743 00:53:10,041 --> 00:53:11,041 ‪朝著哪裡？ 744 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,583 ‪快回答，大兵！ 745 00:53:13,333 --> 00:53:14,416 ‪回報現況！ 746 00:53:16,250 --> 00:53:19,708 ‪在我搞清楚狀況之前 ‪你們別輕舉妄動也別想跑 747 00:53:19,791 --> 00:53:21,250 ‪-聽懂嗎？ ‪-讓我們幫忙 748 00:53:21,333 --> 00:53:23,708 ‪別亂動，別亂跑 749 00:53:25,833 --> 00:53:27,375 ‪她以為自己是誰？ 750 00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:30,875 ‪他們不能把我們關在這裡 ‪一定有辦法可以出… 751 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,958 ‪-我什麼都沒聽到 ‪-沒錯 752 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,083 ‪是他，阿卡尼思博士 753 00:53:40,458 --> 00:53:42,250 ‪我們要去開車兜風 754 00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:45,000 ‪肥蛐，把他們放進越野車裡 755 00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:50,125 ‪請在你們星球史上記住這一天 ‪輪累們！ 756 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:56,333 ‪我的小幫手將讓我成為 ‪宇宙無敵最強者 757 00:54:04,791 --> 00:54:05,875 ‪這是什麼？ 758 00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:08,166 ‪他們走了 759 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:10,541 ‪什麼？我們要不要去追？ 760 00:54:10,916 --> 00:54:12,250 ‪然後要做什麼？ 761 00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,916 ‪我看到警訊，卻充耳不聞 762 00:54:16,291 --> 00:54:17,541 ‪我一心想贏 763 00:54:19,208 --> 00:54:21,000 ‪這不是遊戲，是真的 764 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:24,375 ‪整個地球要完蛋了，都是我的錯 765 00:54:24,458 --> 00:54:27,666 ‪-拜託，你是無懼耶 ‪-別那樣叫我 766 00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:31,000 ‪我不是無懼，我是無用 767 00:54:52,208 --> 00:54:54,041 ‪我運氣真好，他們正在長牙 768 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:58,833 ‪我沒有外表那麼可口 ‪我想騙誰？我可能美味滿點 769 00:55:00,166 --> 00:55:03,125 ‪沒必要再掙扎了，根本走不出去 770 00:55:04,125 --> 00:55:06,291 ‪我再也見不到我的寶寶了 771 00:55:09,791 --> 00:55:13,291 ‪我會籌辦紅十字會 ‪募捐食物活動、校慶舞會 772 00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:16,125 ‪我會募款美金八千元拯救大象 773 00:55:16,208 --> 00:55:19,375 ‪可是這個？我已經想破頭了，瑞德 774 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,916 ‪如果這是電玩就簡單多了 775 00:55:33,791 --> 00:55:34,708 ‪等一下 776 00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,750 ‪如果這真的是電玩呢？ 777 00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:39,583 ‪你會怎麼做？ 778 00:55:40,333 --> 00:55:43,541 ‪不知道，我會去找工具，補充能量 779 00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:47,166 ‪我絕不會放棄 780 00:55:49,458 --> 00:55:52,500 ‪妳知道嗎？ ‪我這輩子都透過螢幕在生活 781 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:55,458 ‪只在虛擬世界無懼有什麼用？ 782 00:55:55,541 --> 00:55:58,666 ‪我要開始在這裡 ‪這個真實世界裡真正無懼 783 00:55:58,750 --> 00:56:02,208 ‪哇，有人從沙發站起來了 784 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:04,416 ‪我們設法離開這裡，好嗎？ 785 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:09,916 ‪等一下，我剛才怎麼完全沒想到？ 786 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,125 ‪那是衛星電話 787 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:14,416 ‪是超級強力無線對講機 788 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,375 ‪和衛星相連，NASA等級的設備 789 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,958 ‪能放大我們的訊號 ‪妳就能修好通話器了 790 00:56:20,041 --> 00:56:23,125 ‪對！我們去阻止那個鬼精靈臉 791 00:56:24,166 --> 00:56:25,041 ‪開戰了！ 792 00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:29,916 ‪將軍，妳一定要相信我們 793 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,166 ‪我們是好人，我們會去阻止壞人 794 00:56:32,250 --> 00:56:33,833 ‪只要能及時追上他們 795 00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:48,083 ‪哇！是黑曜岩號 796 00:56:48,166 --> 00:56:50,125 ‪親眼看到更酷了 797 00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:51,958 ‪等一下再自拍好嗎？ 798 00:56:53,541 --> 00:56:55,333 ‪-小心看路 ‪-該屎！ 799 00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:00,458 ‪你不是說你騎過摩托車？ 800 00:57:00,541 --> 00:57:02,666 ‪-對，在《星球大師》裡 ‪-什麼？ 801 00:57:13,708 --> 00:57:15,625 ‪好，就看這一下了 802 00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:21,500 ‪抱歉，這和火箭機車很不一樣 803 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,958 ‪來吧 804 00:57:24,208 --> 00:57:25,291 ‪我想我們連上了 805 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:29,250 ‪喂？隊長，請回答 ‪隊長，你聽得到我們嗎？ 806 00:57:30,041 --> 00:57:31,125 ‪我是光速 807 00:57:31,208 --> 00:57:32,791 ‪很高興又聽到你們的聲音 808 00:57:32,875 --> 00:57:34,166 ‪-聯絡上了！ ‪-好耶！ 809 00:57:34,625 --> 00:57:37,166 ‪-‪阿卡尼思抓了你的寶寶 ‪-什麼？ 810 00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:39,750 ‪他們在黑曜岩號裡 ‪我們不會讓他們逃走 811 00:57:39,833 --> 00:57:41,541 ‪我終於查到你的位置了 812 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:46,375 ‪別讓阿卡尼思吸走寶寶的能量 ‪不然地球就完蛋了 813 00:57:46,791 --> 00:57:48,208 ‪好，我們可以辦到 814 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:50,875 ‪我玩過每一關 ‪我對艦上每個角落一清二楚 815 00:57:50,958 --> 00:57:53,083 ‪阿卡尼思比不上我的專… 816 00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:54,916 ‪我吞了一隻蟲 817 00:58:06,958 --> 00:58:08,375 ‪我們追得上他們嗎？ 818 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:09,666 ‪我們一定可以 819 00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:14,666 ‪如果我們降落在上面 ‪就能從引擎進氣孔進去 820 00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:15,625 ‪等等，什麼？ 821 00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:18,708 ‪-相信我，我做過這件事 ‪-但不在真實生活裡 822 00:58:21,250 --> 00:58:22,541 ‪準備要跳了 823 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,750 ‪我從沒準備好要跳 824 00:58:41,333 --> 00:58:43,458 ‪也可以從這邊進去 825 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:58,291 ‪如果無懼不放棄，我也不會 826 00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:01,958 ‪我只要找到出路就好 827 00:59:03,666 --> 00:59:05,208 ‪寶寶奶瓶獎勵 828 00:59:06,291 --> 00:59:08,083 ‪讓英雄有用武之地 829 00:59:15,333 --> 00:59:17,791 ‪銀河系噴奶冠軍，接招！ 830 00:59:34,166 --> 00:59:35,666 ‪該去接孩子了 831 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:41,375 ‪我的天 832 00:59:43,541 --> 00:59:45,541 ‪什麼？ 833 00:59:48,458 --> 00:59:50,125 ‪我的關老爺 834 00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:52,625 ‪看來那些孩子沒說錯 835 00:59:53,041 --> 00:59:55,458 ‪-快把鳥放出去飛了 ‪-是的，長官 836 00:59:55,541 --> 00:59:58,500 ‪任何龍蝦頭太空侵略者 ‪都別想打敗我 837 00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:00,541 ‪-是，長官 ‪-如果他以為雷射槍 838 01:00:00,625 --> 01:00:03,833 ‪和立領外套就能當上月球大王，這… 839 01:00:03,916 --> 01:00:06,916 ‪他顯然沒領教過人類意志 840 01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:10,208 ‪-好，我講完了 ‪-是，長官 841 01:00:36,958 --> 01:00:38,500 ‪很好 842 01:00:38,583 --> 01:00:40,750 ‪把椅子連接到機器上 843 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,458 ‪吸收艙已經準備好了 844 01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:47,166 ‪他們的小小能量綻放得好耀眼 845 01:00:47,250 --> 01:00:50,083 ‪這次絕對是大豐收 846 01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:56,291 ‪從他們DNA分離出來的組合基因 847 01:00:56,375 --> 01:00:59,291 ‪將放進這個植入器裡 848 01:01:07,708 --> 01:01:10,666 ‪啟動外推器，我要進入繭艙了 849 01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:26,208 ‪不對，從“設定”進去 ‪選“喜好”，然後選“能量等級” 850 01:01:27,291 --> 01:01:29,166 ‪不是“工具”！是“能量等級”！ 851 01:01:54,958 --> 01:01:56,041 ‪有了 852 01:01:57,208 --> 01:01:58,708 ‪我感覺到了 853 01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:04,625 ‪你準備怎麼做？ 854 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,375 ‪你去找寶寶，我把這艘太空船停下來 855 01:02:08,666 --> 01:02:10,166 ‪我們該怎麼做？ 856 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:11,208 ‪很簡單 857 01:02:11,291 --> 01:02:13,708 ‪好，這裡的格局我背得很熟 858 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:15,708 ‪妳一直沿著這個隧道走 859 01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:19,666 ‪然後會看到一堆可怕的機關 860 01:02:20,333 --> 01:02:23,333 ‪-然後直接穿過去 ‪-聽起來好危險 861 01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:25,083 ‪是很危險 862 01:02:25,166 --> 01:02:27,291 ‪什麼都別碰，好嗎？ 863 01:02:27,375 --> 01:02:29,083 ‪到A實驗室，不是B實驗室 864 01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:32,208 ‪因為那是他培養怪物 ‪和讓動物突變的地方 865 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:35,541 ‪我記得那裡有一隻雙頭墨魚 ‪手上還拿著劍 866 01:02:36,625 --> 01:02:37,833 ‪別擔心，妳可以的 867 01:02:37,916 --> 01:02:39,291 ‪我想我們交換好了 868 01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:42,458 ‪不行，只有我知道如何穿過防衛雷射 869 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:43,916 ‪還有防衛無人機 870 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:46,083 ‪還有防衛蜜蜂 871 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:49,000 ‪不是什麼科技名稱，就是普通蜜蜂 872 01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,333 ‪你是說真的假的？ 873 01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:53,333 ‪真的有很多蜜蜂 874 01:02:53,958 --> 01:02:55,750 ‪我會破壞飛行控制器 875 01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:58,875 ‪然後穿過酷刑房和壁球場 876 01:02:58,958 --> 01:03:01,250 ‪然後我…不知道還有什麼… 877 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:02,791 ‪怎麼了？ 878 01:03:03,458 --> 01:03:05,541 ‪-我痛恨這個計畫 ‪-五分鐘後見 879 01:03:05,958 --> 01:03:08,125 ‪事後我們會一笑置之，我保證 880 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:15,333 ‪看到飛機了 881 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:17,583 ‪好，飛行員，持續注意 882 01:03:17,666 --> 01:03:20,666 ‪我們跟緊一點，機上有平民 883 01:03:23,250 --> 01:03:24,958 ‪我們開警示槍吧 884 01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:34,166 ‪這是美國政府的命令 ‪跟著我們到降落地點 885 01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,583 ‪否則將強制降落 886 01:03:41,208 --> 01:03:42,500 ‪他失控了！ 887 01:03:42,583 --> 01:03:43,583 ‪馬上遠離！ 888 01:03:48,041 --> 01:03:51,875 ‪這傢伙不會輕易退讓 ‪我們得這東西打下來 889 01:03:52,333 --> 01:03:55,625 ‪將軍，我們正等您下令發射飛彈 890 01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:04,333 ‪不會吧！天啊，我找到你們了 891 01:04:07,250 --> 01:04:10,458 ‪我恐怕會送命，但這比電玩好玩多了 892 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:24,416 ‪把手舉起來！ 893 01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:26,625 ‪全部舉起來… 894 01:04:27,083 --> 01:04:28,583 ‪讓我看得到 895 01:04:28,666 --> 01:04:30,583 ‪全部都舉起來了嗎？ 896 01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:33,666 ‪馬上將太空船降落！ 897 01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,375 ‪好喔，再多來一點 898 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:41,041 ‪我的媽呀！這太好玩了 899 01:04:48,666 --> 01:04:49,708 ‪妳找到他們了！ 900 01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:54,041 ‪是好消息也是壞消息 ‪讓太空船降落最好的辦法就是墜毀 901 01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:56,916 ‪我們要趕緊躲到安全的地方 ‪來，帶著他們 902 01:04:59,500 --> 01:05:00,625 ‪先別開火！ 903 01:05:00,708 --> 01:05:03,125 ‪有人正要從內部破壞 904 01:05:06,791 --> 01:05:07,750 ‪這下不妙 905 01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:12,125 ‪我們要趕緊逃走 ‪到逃生艙之類的東西，或許… 906 01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:43,916 ‪找個東西抓住 907 01:06:15,166 --> 01:06:16,875 ‪你的逃生艙已就定位 908 01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:20,125 ‪謝了 909 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,375 ‪能量通過我的血管 910 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:48,375 ‪更好，更強 911 01:06:48,458 --> 01:06:50,458 ‪威力倍增 912 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:56,458 ‪這狀況還真是屎料未及 913 01:06:56,541 --> 01:06:58,583 ‪說屎到屎就到 914 01:07:05,166 --> 01:07:09,250 ‪我從那笨小子的無聊遊戲脫身 915 01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:11,916 ‪該征服你們的星球了 916 01:07:12,375 --> 01:07:14,500 ‪你得先過我這一關 917 01:07:14,875 --> 01:07:16,416 ‪看妳帶兵來了 918 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,458 ‪我也沒空手 919 01:07:35,375 --> 01:07:36,208 ‪發射！ 920 01:07:39,875 --> 01:07:41,750 ‪這些雕蟲小技 921 01:07:42,125 --> 01:07:44,458 ‪我只好像打蒼蠅一樣把你們殲滅 922 01:07:50,041 --> 01:07:53,333 ‪今天我宣布成為地球之王 923 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:57,458 ‪首要任務，我們要把名字改了 924 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:29,416 ‪這下糟了，一定有辦法阻止他才對 925 01:08:29,500 --> 01:08:32,750 ‪-我們要先把寶寶送去避難 ‪-他們怎麼了？ 926 01:08:32,833 --> 01:08:33,666 ‪我不知道 927 01:08:33,750 --> 01:08:37,291 ‪他們進了那個機器之後就一蹶不振 928 01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,625 ‪保護好他們，我有辦法了 929 01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:42,500 ‪等等，瑞德，你瘋了嗎？ 930 01:08:43,583 --> 01:08:44,958 ‪小心點 931 01:09:05,541 --> 01:09:09,375 ‪我還是不想就這麼死掉！我不要 932 01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:17,875 ‪（冰淇淋） 933 01:09:19,583 --> 01:09:21,125 ‪那好難聽的是… 934 01:09:22,125 --> 01:09:25,125 ‪你想用冷凍甜點卡車來取笑我？ 935 01:09:38,041 --> 01:09:39,041 ‪不！ 936 01:09:39,375 --> 01:09:42,250 ‪你是那個一路礙事的男孩 937 01:09:43,291 --> 01:09:46,416 ‪你已經達成目的了 ‪我們對你沒有威脅 938 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,791 ‪拜託你去征服其他星球 939 01:09:50,666 --> 01:09:51,666 ‪他們在這兒 940 01:09:52,041 --> 01:09:54,791 ‪我正在想那些小傢伙跑哪兒去了呢 941 01:09:54,875 --> 01:09:59,083 ‪對不起，我想我該斬斷光速血脈了 942 01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:00,833 ‪我不會讓你傷害他們！ 943 01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:04,000 ‪我愛摧毀誰都可以 944 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:06,041 ‪尤其是這幾個寶寶 945 01:10:06,125 --> 01:10:07,291 ‪給我閃開！ 946 01:10:07,750 --> 01:10:09,416 ‪不可能，綠豆頭 947 01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:13,500 ‪這亂局是我惹出來的 ‪就該由我來收拾 948 01:10:13,583 --> 01:10:16,875 ‪如果會擋了你的路，無論如何… 949 01:10:17,625 --> 01:10:19,041 ‪我非堅持到底不可 950 01:10:21,458 --> 01:10:24,416 ‪好熱血的演說 951 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:27,791 ‪所以你準備怎麼辦？電玩小子 ‪用演講射我？ 952 01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:29,916 ‪明明很振奮人心 953 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:32,833 ‪我要從展現武力開始來建立威信 954 01:10:34,875 --> 01:10:38,083 ‪這是殺雞儆猴 955 01:10:39,166 --> 01:10:43,458 ‪哪個腦殘到想當英雄的，必死無疑 956 01:10:46,291 --> 01:10:48,291 ‪灰飛煙滅 957 01:10:52,166 --> 01:10:54,250 ‪你到時就會知道 958 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,583 ‪無懼是什麼意思 959 01:11:01,208 --> 01:11:02,125 ‪什麼？ 960 01:11:06,750 --> 01:11:07,583 ‪綺拉！ 961 01:11:10,291 --> 01:11:11,458 ‪怎麼可能？ 962 01:11:11,916 --> 01:11:14,333 ‪她衝破圍籬了！ 963 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:26,458 ‪瑞德！ 964 01:11:29,375 --> 01:11:30,541 ‪泰特斯？ 965 01:11:33,416 --> 01:11:35,000 ‪是馮迪索的聲音 966 01:11:36,750 --> 01:11:37,708 ‪來擊掌 967 01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,833 ‪擊掌 968 01:11:56,458 --> 01:11:59,500 ‪他們跑了，各位，攻擊！ 969 01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:05,583 ‪妳好閃，女孩！ 970 01:12:08,750 --> 01:12:10,333 ‪太好了，綺拉！ 971 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:34,625 ‪真是天生玩家 972 01:12:35,041 --> 01:12:37,583 ‪上車，我們去搞些破壞 973 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:47,541 ‪還不趕快逃命，死蟾蜍 974 01:13:06,375 --> 01:13:07,625 ‪不！ 975 01:13:08,416 --> 01:13:09,291 ‪把它停下來！ 976 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:21,416 ‪她現在真是無所不能，是吧？ 977 01:13:22,791 --> 01:13:24,666 ‪阿卡尼思脖子上有個東西 978 01:13:25,250 --> 01:13:27,958 ‪把那個拿下來，就能除去他的能量 979 01:13:28,833 --> 01:13:31,166 ‪-她聽不懂 ‪-她當然懂 980 01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:35,166 ‪妳有妳把拔的眼睛 ‪這雙眼睛能射出死光 981 01:13:35,250 --> 01:13:37,833 ‪記得他教妳的，妳一定可以 982 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:16,458 ‪不！ 983 01:14:16,541 --> 01:14:17,416 ‪很好！ 984 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:18,875 ‪正中紅心 985 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,083 ‪我感覺到能量逐漸消失 986 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:27,375 ‪超能力不能用偷的 987 01:14:28,625 --> 01:14:30,250 ‪不！ 988 01:14:30,833 --> 01:14:33,333 ‪不！ 989 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:37,041 ‪不！ 990 01:14:49,208 --> 01:14:51,583 ‪遲到總比不到好！ 991 01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:54,416 ‪這句口號氣勢不夠，刪掉！ 992 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:56,166 ‪隊長！你來了！ 993 01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:10,333 ‪你知道嗎？青蛙頭 ‪你害我錯過蟹蟹宴 994 01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:12,583 ‪我七年來從沒錯過蟹蟹宴 995 01:15:12,666 --> 01:15:14,833 ‪所以我現在心情很不好 996 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,708 ‪她很不錯，她是哪個遊戲的？ 997 01:15:21,791 --> 01:15:23,625 ‪不，她是真人 998 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:27,500 ‪我是來幫忙的，將軍 999 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,958 ‪他們一定是你的孩子 1000 01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:33,333 ‪看來一切都在…掌握之中 1001 01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:40,833 ‪綺拉在哪裡？ 1002 01:15:41,416 --> 01:15:43,083 ‪她就是那個沒有… 1003 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:44,791 ‪超能力的 1004 01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:47,125 ‪把拔！ 1005 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:49,708 ‪妳有超能力了 1006 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,041 ‪把拔！ 1007 01:15:54,541 --> 01:15:55,791 ‪他們長得好快 1008 01:15:56,791 --> 01:15:59,750 ‪奶嘴呢？該讓他們靜下來了 1009 01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:03,625 ‪沒有奶嘴 ‪有人有萊諾李奇的歌嗎？ 1010 01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:06,166 ‪我車上有海軍准將合唱團的專輯 1011 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:07,916 ‪那不一樣，大兵 1012 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:12,041 ‪你！像賭上性命一樣 ‪放些萊諾李奇的音樂 1013 01:16:12,708 --> 01:16:14,208 ‪反正不是第一次了 1014 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,916 ‪-我們不需要救護車 ‪-那毯子呢？ 1015 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,666 ‪-做什麼用？ ‪-不知道 1016 01:16:38,125 --> 01:16:40,166 ‪反正我們每次都會給毯子 1017 01:16:41,166 --> 01:16:43,500 ‪這個週末真是太瘋狂了 1018 01:16:43,583 --> 01:16:46,083 ‪不過也是我這輩子最棒的一次 1019 01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:48,708 ‪真的？這可不在妳計畫裡 1020 01:16:49,916 --> 01:16:52,250 ‪我覺得你欠我一頓螃蟹大餐 1021 01:16:52,333 --> 01:16:54,083 ‪-是嗎？ ‪-是的 1022 01:16:54,625 --> 01:16:56,541 ‪好吧，沒問題 1023 01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:00,708 ‪可是我們還沒開始做科學實驗作業 1024 01:17:00,791 --> 01:17:01,625 ‪嘿，兩位 1025 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,416 ‪你們是不是掉了這個 1026 01:17:05,583 --> 01:17:07,333 ‪也許我們完成了 1027 01:17:08,041 --> 01:17:08,875 ‪哇 1028 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:13,291 ‪太好了，完全不是我所計畫的 1029 01:17:14,375 --> 01:17:15,583 ‪謝謝你，無懼 1030 01:17:15,666 --> 01:17:18,666 ‪你在我困難的時候拯救大局 ‪不是每個人都做得到 1031 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:23,333 ‪我在幾天前絕對辦不到 ‪真實世界是全新關卡 1032 01:17:23,416 --> 01:17:25,958 ‪要是沒有笨桶的幫忙，我也來不了 1033 01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:28,125 ‪等一下，笨桶？ 1034 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:29,916 ‪你們認識？ 1035 01:17:30,500 --> 01:17:31,791 ‪怎麼了？瑞德 1036 01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:33,041 ‪這…是怎麼回事？ 1037 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:35,083 ‪你知道我一定挺你到底的 1038 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:37,625 ‪不然是誰給他寶寶奶瓶獎勵的‪？ 1039 01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:40,500 ‪看來我們合力 ‪完成了最後一關，艾略特 1040 01:17:40,583 --> 01:17:42,708 ‪沒錯，我們合力闖關成功 1041 01:17:42,791 --> 01:17:45,000 ‪無懼和終結者 1042 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,375 ‪再見，贊德 1043 01:17:48,958 --> 01:17:50,208 ‪要保持樂觀 1044 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:55,125 ‪泰特斯，出發前來一個？ 1045 01:17:59,416 --> 01:18:00,416 ‪還有妳 1046 01:18:05,916 --> 01:18:06,916 ‪我會想念妳的 1047 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:19,083 ‪你們倆把那個收好 ‪也許我們哪天還需要你們 1048 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:20,708 ‪你們接著要去哪裡？ 1049 01:18:21,458 --> 01:18:23,375 ‪英雄一定有用武之地 1050 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,833 ‪你想得到我們的科學作業 ‪得到甲上嗎？ 1051 01:18:53,916 --> 01:18:54,916 ‪真是謝天謝地 1052 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,833 ‪不然我爸媽永遠不會原諒我 ‪把家裡弄得一團亂 1053 01:18:58,916 --> 01:19:00,625 ‪我們終於可以約會了 1054 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:05,291 ‪你這週末真的打破了現實定律 1055 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:08,958 ‪我們會不會只是某人的電玩人物？ 1056 01:19:09,333 --> 01:19:11,333 ‪我已經分不清虛實了 1057 01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:15,666 ‪這個？這對我而言夠真實了 1058 01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,041 ‪開戰了，無懼 1059 01:19:31,125 --> 01:19:33,708 ‪看來我們要朝下一關邁進 1060 01:28:57,958 --> 01:28:58,791 ‪掰掰 1061 01:28:58,875 --> 01:29:00,875 ‪字幕翻譯：蔡宛玲