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‪NETFLIX 出品

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‪一位智者曾這麼形容愛情

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‪“我們住在由混亂和機率統治的宇宙

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‪只要有一刻遭遇不幸

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‪所有的希望和夢想都會毀於一旦”

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‪你可以的，只要親下去

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‪只要…

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‪她喜歡你，好嗎？

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‪我覺得她喜歡我

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‪她不喜歡我，她喜歡我

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‪你整個週末都在拖時間

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‪你現在快沒時間了

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‪真的快沒時間了

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‪沒錯，你會成功的，這是…

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‪還要等多久？

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‪等一下！

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‪好了

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‪好

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‪-還好嗎？
‪-只是肚子不太舒服而已

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‪-我怕你會錯過班機
‪-不怕，我還有時間

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‪你能相信你妹妹有多幸運嗎？

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‪她被派去羅馬出差
‪我卻要去兵荒馬亂的鬼地方

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‪如果妳想當戰地記者

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‪就要做好心理準備

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‪知道了，小聰明

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‪這個…

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‪這個週末很特別

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‪是啊

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‪我得承認，海莉告訴我她哥哥

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‪也是這個星期來玩時，我有點不開心

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‪不過你沒有我想像中的煩人

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‪那真是我聽過最好聽的話

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‪那是我對人說過最好聽的話

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‪-我倍感榮幸，謝謝
‪-不客氣

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‪不過，說真的，謝謝妳

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‪陪我度過美好的時光

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‪我沒遇過和妳一樣有趣的人

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‪你真會撩妹

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‪不，我保證不是在撩妹
‪我很不會撩妹

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‪我只是實話實說

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‪那麼…

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‪那麼…

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‪傑克？老兄！

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‪太巧了吧？你在這裡做什麼？

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‪-格雷葛！
‪-對，格雷葛

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‪我還記得

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‪抱歉

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‪-我是狄娜，幸會
‪-幸會

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‪我們以前是大學室友

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‪我們常叫他手槍哥

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‪因為他很常打手槍

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‪-那不是我的綽號
‪-不，那絕對是你的綽號

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‪對了

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‪其實我正要回倫敦

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‪-我要去機場
‪-不會吧，我也是

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‪-你騙人
‪-我真的要出發了

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‪-我要開車，可以順便載你
‪-真的嗎？

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‪對啊

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‪沒問題的

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‪你現在要離開了嗎？

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‪對

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‪我現在…

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‪要離開了

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‪好

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‪我想說聲再見

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‪你懂的…

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‪不知道什麼時候還會再見面

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‪好，說吧

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‪再次謝謝妳

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‪陪我度過美好的

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‪-週末
‪-是的

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‪-抱歉，我以為…
‪-好

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‪好的

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‪-很高興認識妳
‪-我也是

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‪真不敢相信

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‪-走吧，手槍哥
‪-好

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‪-你能相信這種巧合嗎？
‪-我意想不到

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‪由於過去的討厭鬼意外地出現

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‪機率隨之改變，並給愛情一記重擊

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‪正如智者所說

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‪“機率有時是個混蛋”

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‪（三年後）

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‪好了

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‪小心一點

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‪我覺得很好看

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‪好了

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‪-妳好美
‪-她太完美了

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‪妳興奮嗎？

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‪好了嗎？

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‪太完美了

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‪-謝謝
‪-不客氣

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‪恭喜！

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‪再見

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‪沒事的，絕對會沒事的

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‪-早安
‪-早安

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‪海莉？

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‪海莉？

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‪等一下

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‪妳還好吧？

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‪-我很好
‪-怎麼了？

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‪結婚的壓力真的很大

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‪我還睡得著完全是因為這些

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‪藥效足以迷昏一匹馬的安眠藥

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‪天啊，我好看嗎？

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‪妳美極了

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‪人生無常

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‪上一刻我和陌生人在停車場打情罵俏

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‪接下來我們交往了六個月
‪彼此相愛，準備結婚

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‪真希望爸媽也在

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‪我知道

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‪是的

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‪-沒事的
‪-好

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‪新娘在這裡嗎？

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‪天啊，親愛的海莉！

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‪妳看起來簡直美呆了

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‪謝謝，布萊恩

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‪一切還好嗎？你知道要做什麼嗎？

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‪-我很好
‪-很好

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‪但我有幾個問題

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‪可以不要叫“伴娘”，改叫“伴男”嗎？

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‪不行，下一題？

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‪因為我是男人，很明顯…

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‪第二題

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‪我會坐在維塔利旁邊嗎？

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‪-不會
‪-好

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‪為什麼？

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‪他現在要拍新電影

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‪妳知道那對我的生涯有什麼影響嗎？

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‪-你終於有生涯？
‪-沒錯

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‪我把所有英國人安排在同一桌
‪但別擔心

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‪-我保證會介紹你們認識
‪-好，抱歉

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‪今天是妳的大日子
‪只要不坐在蕾貝卡旁邊就好

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‪我受不了她一整個晚上纏著我…

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‪-抱歉，我會住嘴
‪-很好

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‪我準備好了

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‪天啊！

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‪真不敢相信！我妹妹要結婚了！

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‪是的

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‪待會見，我要去剪一下頭髮

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‪現在？你會來不及參加證婚儀式

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‪布萊恩？

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‪我們認識多久了？

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‪你們還是這麼不相信我嗎？

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‪-不信
‪-完全不信

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‪我要見費德里柯維塔利
‪頭髮不能亂七八糟的

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‪沒關係，去吧，不要遲到
‪今天是我的婚禮

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‪-拜託不要遲到，布萊恩
‪-今天是我的婚禮，布萊恩

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‪-他一定會遲到
‪-走吧

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‪海莉

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‪-有個小問題
‪-怎麼了？

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‪英國人桌，阿曼達不在那一桌吧？

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‪-她在那一桌，好
‪-聽著

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‪對不起，沒有別的選擇了

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‪你能接受嗎？

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‪妳問我是否能接受
‪坐在討人厭的前女友旁一整天？

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‪不會有事的，好嗎？

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‪我先說清楚

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‪我才不要在國外辦婚禮

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‪我還沒答應要跟你結婚

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‪對，我知道，相信我

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‪我朋友覺得妳還沒答應實在太瘋狂了

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‪和另一個人共度下半輩子是一件大事

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‪我還沒準備好做出決定

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‪我六個月前向妳求婚

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‪-又來了
‪-阿曼達！

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‪真是…

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‪拿去吧

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‪我以為筆管麵在義大利文代表老二

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‪因為長得小小一根

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‪但其實在義大利文也是筆管麵的意思

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‪你買這件是要惹我生氣嗎？

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‪不是，我單純覺得很好看

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‪你看起來像魔術師

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‪妳怎麼…

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‪我可是花了三千元

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‪天啊，阿曼達！

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‪-妳看起來真美
‪-謝謝，親愛的

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‪他們請了歌舞劇表演？

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‪-不，我是阿曼達的男朋友
‪-還是歌舞劇演員

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‪-真是太神奇了
‪-不是

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‪我不知道妳有新男友，太好了

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‪很開心看到妳甩了上一個男人

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‪他叫查茲吧？

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‪我上次聽她說：“我和一個渣男約會”

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‪不，我是查茲

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‪-什麼？
‪-我是查茲

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‪天啊

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‪妳連續跟兩個叫查茲的人約會？

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‪那個名字很少見，真是太狂了

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‪悉尼？那是悉尼嗎？悉尼！

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‪天啊，我不知道

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‪我來了，抱歉

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‪查茲，這位是悉尼

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‪-阿曼達，妳好嗎？
‪-他是我們之前的室友

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‪不知道為什麼穿著蘇格蘭裙

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‪他根本不是蘇格蘭人

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‪對，我其實

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‪已經有點後悔穿這樣了

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‪布料挺厚的

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‪而且已經開始

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‪讓我感到不舒服，我的胯下…

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‪部位

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‪睪丸

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‪-要進去嗎？
‪-好

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‪走吧

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‪你在歌舞劇這一行待多久了？

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‪不是，我是音樂製作人

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‪-另一個查茲到底是誰？
‪-別管了

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‪我寶貝的蛋蛋，應該沒事的

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‪我要想辦法安置它們

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‪妳準備好了嗎？

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‪是的，應該吧

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‪走吧

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‪等一下，傑克

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00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:48,625
‪-聽著…
‪-怎麼了？

216
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:51,208
‪你知道的

217
00:12:52,708 --> 00:12:54,750
‪我願意用一切換來爸爸出現

218
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,125
‪但有你陪著我步入禮堂

219
00:12:58,208 --> 00:13:01,625
‪我也別無所求了

220
00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:11,375
‪你可以幫我顧好這一袋藥嗎？

221
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:12,791
‪謝謝

222
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:14,000
‪好

223
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,416
‪把妳嫁出去吧

224
00:13:19,708 --> 00:13:20,916
‪嫁出去了！

225
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:23,416
‪-走吧
‪-好

226
00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:47,666
‪-布萊恩到底在哪裡？
‪-他快到了

227
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:50,958
‪他為什麼要剪頭髮？他有什麼毛病？

228
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:53,666
‪天啊！我為什麼答應這麼做？

229
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:55,458
‪因為妳愛他

230
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:58,375
‪好嗎？

231
00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:03,916
‪好

232
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:08,125
‪好，出發吧

233
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:10,583
‪對了，我忘記告訴你

234
00:14:10,666 --> 00:14:13,250
‪還記得狄娜？
‪我的美國朋友，你在羅馬見過她

235
00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,541
‪-記得
‪-她來了

236
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:18,958
‪-什麼？
‪-對

237
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250
‪抱歉，等一下

238
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,166
‪妳明明說她不能來

239
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,333
‪再說，她現在有男朋友，對吧？

240
00:14:25,416 --> 00:14:28,833
‪反正她能來，而且還跟男友分手了

241
00:14:28,916 --> 00:14:31,125
‪-來吧，出發
‪-等一下

242
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,250
‪好

243
00:14:34,375 --> 00:14:35,250
‪好

244
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,291
‪是的

245
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:47,416
‪天啊

246
00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:09,416
‪歡迎各位光臨

247
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:12,708
‪我們今天齊聚一堂見證

248
00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,041
‪羅伯特與海莉的婚禮

249
00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,791
‪各位女士、先生們…

250
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:22,375
‪抱歉，說過我來得及

251
00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:28,208
‪安德烈亞，這是我哥哥，傑克
‪這是我的伴娘，布萊恩

252
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,416
‪-你好
‪-你好

253
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,000
‪這是蘇菲雅，羅伯特的媽媽

254
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,500
‪妳好

255
00:15:32,583 --> 00:15:33,541
‪你好

256
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,291
‪你好

257
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,083
‪好啦

258
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:41,166
‪很高興認識你們

259
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,625
‪-他朝我的嘴巴親下去
‪-我也是

260
00:15:46,708 --> 00:15:48,125
‪他好像還把舌頭伸出來

261
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,625
‪原來你不是歌舞劇演員

262
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:51,000
‪不過我很喜歡你的西裝

263
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,458
‪-好看吧？謝謝
‪-是的

264
00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:55,291
‪我六歲的姪子有件一模一樣的西裝

265
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,708
‪-六歲的姪子
‪-感覺是個很酷的孩子

266
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,958
‪對，不過他的褲子和上衣連在一起

267
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,666
‪所以只有一小塊地方
‪能讓小雞雞出來，真可愛

268
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,083
‪不，我有一般的拉鍊

269
00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,708
‪我應該要去認識夫家的親戚

270
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,916
‪去吧…

271
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,000
‪-不要太激動
‪-不會的

272
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,875
‪天啊

273
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,916
‪-她看起來好快樂
‪-是的

274
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,250
‪你真的跑去剪頭髮嗎？

275
00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,166
‪-看起來一模一樣
‪-才不是

276
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,166
‪-真的
‪-比較圓一點

277
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,875
‪-老兄
‪-比較圓一點，傑克

278
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,500
‪好熱

279
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:43,291
‪-對，今天真的很熱
‪-非常熱

280
00:16:43,375 --> 00:16:44,416
‪不過天氣很好

281
00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:45,625
‪好漂亮的洋裝

282
00:16:45,708 --> 00:16:46,958
‪-謝謝
‪-真美

283
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:49,666
‪謝謝，你也是，我不是說那是洋裝

284
00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,041
‪這是蘇格蘭裙

285
00:16:51,708 --> 00:16:53,375
‪我知道

286
00:16:53,916 --> 00:16:56,458
‪傳統蘇格蘭服裝

287
00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:58,166
‪-我知道
‪-對

288
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,125
‪我不是蘇格蘭人

289
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,333
‪-不是嗎？
‪-不是

290
00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,875
‪那你為什麼要穿蘇格蘭裙？

291
00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,166
‪義大利豔陽高照

292
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:17,458
‪這是地衣

293
00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:20,875
‪天啊

294
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,625
‪我覺得那不能…

295
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,916
‪我覺得那不能…

296
00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:25,708
‪妳的另一半呢？

297
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:27,458
‪沒有另一半

298
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:29,333
‪我今天沒有攜伴

299
00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:31,291
‪-我也沒攜伴
‪-是嗎？

300
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:32,625
‪這個嘛…

301
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:34,666
‪-說定了？
‪-說定了

302
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,416
‪婚禮朋友

303
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,166
‪那是我們說好的約定嗎？

304
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,791
‪-我們握手同意了
‪-握手

305
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,666
‪婚禮朋友要做什麼？

306
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,708
‪一起聊個天

307
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,416
‪-妳想喝一杯嗎？
‪-不用了

308
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,500
‪不用錢

309
00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,000
‪-兩杯香檳？
‪-好

310
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:56,000
‪-不用錢，但是…
‪-我馬上回來

311
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:57,250
‪-不用了
‪-不要亂跑

312
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,041
‪-他在那裡
‪-誰？

313
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,000
‪維塔利

314
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:07,208
‪是的

315
00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:08,583
‪他專門捧紅電影明星

316
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,541
‪電影明星

317
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,458
‪這是我能得到他青睞的好機會

318
00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:14,333
‪-或許你能在致詞時這麼做
‪-是的

319
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:15,875
‪什麼致詞？

320
00:18:16,458 --> 00:18:17,291
‪你的伴娘致詞

321
00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:19,250
‪沒有人跟我說伴娘要致詞

322
00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,875
‪-有，節目表中有寫
‪-不，沒有這回事

323
00:18:22,416 --> 00:18:23,875
‪不會吧

324
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,500
‪我毫無準備

325
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:26,416
‪沒問題的

326
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,583
‪-問題可大了
‪-隨便想點什麼

327
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,125
‪-靠，蕾貝卡在那裡
‪-即興發揮

328
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,250
‪別讓我和她獨處，拜託，她很黏人

329
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:33,541
‪-我擺脫不了她
‪-小子！

330
00:18:34,208 --> 00:18:36,458
‪-你好
‪-妳來了

331
00:18:37,291 --> 00:18:38,333
‪你們知道這代表什麼

332
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,666
‪好玩列車要來載你們出發了

333
00:18:41,083 --> 00:18:41,916
‪謝謝

334
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,541
‪轟隆…

335
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,958
‪好玩列車

336
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,333
‪-上車吧
‪-是啊

337
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,291
‪-你看起來真帥氣
‪-謝謝

338
00:18:49,375 --> 00:18:51,208
‪-你看起來真的很棒
‪-妳也是

339
00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,500
‪看到你真好

340
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:56,625
‪-你看起來很棒
‪-謝謝

341
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:14,875
‪-我要去…
‪-你長高了嗎？

342
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:17,250
‪-你穿跟鞋嗎？
‪-我待會…

343
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,583
‪-傑克？
‪-等一下

344
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:19,958
‪-傑克？
‪-好

345
00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:22,250
‪-我說…
‪-你看起來很有精神

346
00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,666
‪-謝謝
‪-我很喜歡你的西裝

347
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,916
‪非常感謝，我要…

348
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,875
‪我要去找點喝的

349
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,166
‪好，請帶路

350
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:29,875
‪傑克？天啊

351
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:32,500
‪-傑克
‪-妳好

352
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:33,791
‪你好

353
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:35,958
‪-妳好
‪-看到你真好

354
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:37,000
‪你好

355
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,166
‪-看到妳真好
‪-天啊

356
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:41,291
‪我…

357
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:42,458
‪好嗎？你好嗎？

358
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:43,583
‪-我很好
‪-很好

359
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:44,500
‪好

360
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,041
‪妳看起來真美

361
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,333
‪謝謝

362
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,791
‪真不敢相信妳拖著我來到這裡

363
00:19:49,875 --> 00:19:51,958
‪讓我盯著妳睡過的男人

364
00:19:52,041 --> 00:19:53,291
‪不要一直盯著他看

365
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:55,416
‪至少妳找到更好的

366
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,083
‪-什麼更好的？
‪-妳這麼說是什麼意思？

367
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,791
‪我比他帥

368
00:19:59,875 --> 00:20:01,833
‪我比他高，而且我的床上功夫更棒

369
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,666
‪你怎麼知道？你跟他上過床嗎？

370
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,750
‪沒有，很明顯，看看他…

371
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,083
‪這是什麼意思？

372
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,791
‪妳是說他的床上功夫比我厲害？

373
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,958
‪夠了，我沒有時間進行全面評估

374
00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:13,000
‪是嗎？我早就問過別人

375
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:14,583
‪她們都說

376
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:16,083
‪“是的，你很棒，感謝”

377
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,625
‪請站到旁邊

378
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,250
‪什麼？

379
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:25,000
‪遠一點

380
00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,166
‪這樣可以嗎？

381
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:30,625
‪非常好

382
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:46,333
‪妳還好嗎？

383
00:20:46,416 --> 00:20:48,333
‪舉辦婚禮的壓力有點大

384
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,208
‪不，沒事，我們很好

385
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:51,875
‪我好愛妳

386
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,583
‪我要讓妳度過最棒的一天

387
00:20:55,833 --> 00:20:57,666
‪沒有任何事能破壞這一天

388
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,750
‪我坐在車上，停車場空無一人

389
00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,125
‪相信我，完全沒有人

390
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,083
‪海莉過來跟我說…

391
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:40,083
‪我操

392
00:21:44,708 --> 00:21:45,916
‪她說什麼？

393
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,666
‪抱歉

394
00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:50,291
‪-我先失陪一下
‪-好

395
00:21:50,916 --> 00:21:51,833
‪我聽得懂

396
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:54,541
‪不是，那不是她要說的

397
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,250
‪馬克

398
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,250
‪你來這裡做什麼？

399
00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:11,791
‪看到我很驚訝嗎？

400
00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,541
‪對，有點驚訝，其他人都收到邀請函

401
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,708
‪你想做什麼？

402
00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,041
‪我知道！

403
00:22:17,125 --> 00:22:19,458
‪妳覺得妳不得不應付這個場面

404
00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:21,458
‪但我現在來了

405
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:25,250
‪我準備和妳當一對幸福的戀人

406
00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,083
‪什麼？

407
00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:32,083
‪我和我的丈夫已經是幸福的戀人

408
00:22:32,166 --> 00:22:33,583
‪他就在隔壁

409
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,041
‪-你好！
‪-好美的婚禮

410
00:22:35,125 --> 00:22:37,791
‪妳真客氣，我等下去找妳

411
00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:39,875
‪我跟你說過好多次，我不會…

412
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:41,583
‪-恭喜
‪-謝謝

413
00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:44,166
‪-我不喜歡你
‪-我知道

414
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:46,875
‪因為妳以為我不愛妳

415
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,666
‪但我要做浪漫的事來證明我的愛

416
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,208
‪這一點也不浪漫，這是神經病

417
00:22:52,291 --> 00:22:53,541
‪拜託，馬克，請你離開

418
00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,416
‪-請你馬上離開
‪-我才剛到這裡

419
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,583
‪如果你不走，我要叫保全來趕你走

420
00:22:58,083 --> 00:23:00,708
‪妳何不試試看？看會發生什麼事

421
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:02,875
‪-聽好，你這個討厭鬼
‪-海莉

422
00:23:04,041 --> 00:23:05,083
‪羅伯特

423
00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,791
‪這是妳一直提到的英國朋友嗎？

424
00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:09,375
‪你好，我是羅伯特

425
00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,125
‪對，這位是…

426
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,708
‪這位是馬克

427
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:16,666
‪但他是順道過來
‪很遺憾，不能留下來

428
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,333
‪-我可以
‪-不，你不行

429
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,875
‪因為第一，你沒有位子坐

430
00:23:21,958 --> 00:23:23,791
‪這不成問題

431
00:23:23,958 --> 00:23:27,166
‪妳表妹蘿拉臨時不能來
‪所以他可以坐英國人那一桌

432
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,166
‪搞定了，太棒了

433
00:23:30,250 --> 00:23:31,583
‪-我安排一下
‪-太好了

434
00:23:31,958 --> 00:23:33,208
‪羅伯特…

435
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,458
‪好的

436
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,833
‪操

437
00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:41,458
‪-那妳呢？妳有男朋友
‪-對，分手了

438
00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:44,291
‪他以為睡遍了所有員工沒什麼大不了

439
00:23:44,375 --> 00:23:45,583
‪-不會吧
‪-是的

440
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,958
‪所以我不是飛過來
‪參加海莉美麗的羅馬婚禮

441
00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:51,250
‪就是回家揍他一頓

442
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:52,333
‪還來得及

443
00:23:52,416 --> 00:23:55,875
‪妳回去時還是能揍他一頓

444
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:56,833
‪兩全其美

445
00:23:56,916 --> 00:23:59,125
‪我星期二回去，我到時在去揍他

446
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:01,875
‪在這之前…

447
00:24:02,666 --> 00:24:03,500
‪什麼？

448
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,416
‪我經常打聽妳的消息

449
00:24:11,375 --> 00:24:12,291
‪不停地打聽

450
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,583
‪我也會打聽你的消息

451
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,000
‪她在這

452
00:24:22,083 --> 00:24:25,583
‪-妳真是美極了！
‪-妳也是，看到妳真好

453
00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:29,375
‪我要請他過來一下
‪馬上回來，抱歉

454
00:24:29,458 --> 00:24:31,458
‪請稍等一下

455
00:24:50,208 --> 00:24:51,833
‪天啊，海莉

456
00:24:52,333 --> 00:24:54,666
‪她比我印象中還要美

457
00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,375
‪聽好，我知道妳很忙

458
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,291
‪但妳說有一桌坐英國人

459
00:24:58,375 --> 00:24:59,333
‪她坐那一桌嗎？

460
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:02,208
‪你可以閉嘴一下嗎？聽我說

461
00:25:02,291 --> 00:25:03,875
‪我遇到麻煩了

462
00:25:03,958 --> 00:25:06,250
‪-好，怎麼了？
‪-馬克費雪來了

463
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,250
‪-唸書時的那個變態？
‪-是的

464
00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,958
‪妳為什麼要邀請他？

465
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,833
‪我沒有邀請他，是他自己來的

466
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:15,208
‪那就叫他離開
‪不能不請自來參加婚禮

467
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,375
‪傑克，你不懂

468
00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:18,375
‪他說他愛著我

469
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:21,333
‪他還威脅要大吵大鬧，毀掉我的婚禮

470
00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,166
‪-什麼？
‪-我知道，他發瘋了

471
00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:26,333
‪他吸古柯鹼吸瘋了

472
00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:28,958
‪好，別擔心，我會請他走

473
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:31,375
‪不行！他是個未爆彈
‪誰知道他會做出什麼事

474
00:25:31,458 --> 00:25:34,541
‪-好，那要怎麼辦？
‪-我不知道

475
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,333
‪天啊，你有我的藥嗎？

476
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:38,083
‪快點

477
00:25:38,333 --> 00:25:39,958
‪謝謝

478
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:43,083
‪-妳該不會要吐吧？
‪-你最好找桶子

479
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,458
‪操！

480
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:48,083
‪-天啊
‪-怎麼了？

481
00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,875
‪好

482
00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:53,625
‪這是我最近吃的安眠藥

483
00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:55,708
‪只要幾滴，他就會昏睡好幾個小時

484
00:25:55,791 --> 00:25:57,041
‪藥效真的很強

485
00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:58,750
‪妳說什麼？

486
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,750
‪羅伯特把他排到你那一桌

487
00:26:01,375 --> 00:26:03,083
‪天啊，真是太完美了

488
00:26:03,166 --> 00:26:06,000
‪只要在他的香檳杯中滴上幾滴

489
00:26:06,083 --> 00:26:06,958
‪那就太棒了

490
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,666
‪但要謹慎使用，因為我只剩下這些

491
00:26:09,750 --> 00:26:11,541
‪-放進你的口袋
‪-我有個問題

492
00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:12,833
‪什麼？

493
00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:14,125
‪妳發瘋了嗎？

494
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,791
‪我才不要對馬克費雪下藥

495
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,083
‪聽好，傑克

496
00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,875
‪馬克瘋狂到能毀掉這整個婚禮

497
00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,500
‪在我的新家人面前羞辱我

498
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:26,291
‪許多人已經覺得我是個婊子

499
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,458
‪-一定有其他方法
‪-沒有其他方法

500
00:26:28,541 --> 00:26:30,291
‪-沒有，拜託
‪-一定有

501
00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,625
‪-不，沒有其他方法
‪-一定有其他方法

502
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:33,541
‪傑克

503
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:36,625
‪海莉！妳怎麼老是不見蹤影，美人？

504
00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:39,083
‪我們要拍照

505
00:26:40,666 --> 00:26:42,458
‪你的妹妹真是個天使，是吧？

506
00:26:44,666 --> 00:26:45,708
‪-是的
‪-好

507
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:46,875
‪來吧

508
00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:48,666
‪海莉

509
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,083
‪海莉…

510
00:26:52,458 --> 00:26:53,416
‪海莉

511
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,416
‪海莉

512
00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,291
‪她是你妹妹…

513
00:27:02,916 --> 00:27:03,916
‪好吧

514
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:10,875
‪你好

515
00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,583
‪妳欠我一次人情，海莉

516
00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:53,416
‪你知道八個人坐一桌有幾種坐法嗎？

517
00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:56,916
‪別試著計算，算式非常複雜

518
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,958
‪你算不出來

519
00:27:58,458 --> 00:27:59,541
‪但有好幾千種

520
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,916
‪相信我

521
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:02,458
‪待會再去查

522
00:28:03,541 --> 00:28:04,375
‪總之，重點是

523
00:28:04,458 --> 00:28:08,208
‪看似微不足道的事，像是座位的安排

524
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,583
‪其實是一種機率

525
00:28:11,208 --> 00:28:13,750
‪能決定戀情會成功

526
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,041
‪或是失敗

527
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,375
‪各位女士、先生們

528
00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,791
‪請就座，晚餐即將開始

529
00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,583
‪來吧

530
00:28:50,666 --> 00:28:52,666
‪他只是個男人，與其他人無異

531
00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:54,541
‪他是一位英俊

532
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:57,000
‪受人景仰的成功男人

533
00:28:57,083 --> 00:28:59,458
‪但沒關係，快過去打招呼

534
00:28:59,541 --> 00:29:00,625
‪“你好，我是布萊恩”

535
00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:01,666
‪看吧，很簡單

536
00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,750
‪他只是人類

537
00:29:03,833 --> 00:29:05,541
‪他和其他人一樣也會上廁所

538
00:29:06,166 --> 00:29:07,208
‪想像他裸體

539
00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:08,958
‪對，裸體男人

540
00:29:09,041 --> 00:29:11,125
‪裸體男人坐在馬桶上拉屎

541
00:29:27,208 --> 00:29:29,375
‪我們坐在一起，太好玩了吧？

542
00:29:29,458 --> 00:29:30,333
‪太棒了

543
00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:38,083
‪謝謝

544
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:43,208
‪謝謝

545
00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:46,583
‪再倒一杯，謝謝

546
00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:52,708
‪妳好

547
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,000
‪妳好

548
00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:56,041
‪我坐這裡，你坐在…

549
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,833
‪-那裡
‪-有點遠

550
00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,458
‪好

551
00:29:59,750 --> 00:30:01,125
‪我們可以互相揮手

552
00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:04,541
‪-妳好
‪-妳好

553
00:30:04,666 --> 00:30:05,916
‪-我是布萊恩
‪-我是狄娜

554
00:30:06,333 --> 00:30:07,166
‪等等

555
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:08,708
‪等一下

556
00:30:10,541 --> 00:30:11,833
‪老兄

557
00:30:14,375 --> 00:30:15,791
‪我想要…

558
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,333
‪乾杯

559
00:30:23,375 --> 00:30:25,083
‪他的老二不可能比我的大

560
00:30:25,166 --> 00:30:27,250
‪或許比較粗，但絕對不會比較長

561
00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:29,166
‪你真的還要繼續說下去嗎？

562
00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:30,500
‪是的

563
00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:34,083
‪你聽清楚，粗細也很重要

564
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:36,541
‪沒有人喜歡又長又細的鉛筆老二

565
00:30:37,166 --> 00:30:38,750
‪-我有鉛筆老二嗎？
‪-能閉嘴嗎？

566
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,875
‪-你很像12歲小孩
‪-我的尺寸才不像

567
00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,416
‪不像，但是你的大腦很像

568
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,875
‪好啊

569
00:30:47,416 --> 00:30:48,375
‪你好

570
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,250
‪開什麼玩笑

571
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,791
‪太好了，我不是坐在妳旁邊

572
00:30:55,875 --> 00:30:57,958
‪我要和不認識的人坐

573
00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:59,500
‪你妹妹在想什麼，傑克？

574
00:30:59,583 --> 00:31:01,583
‪我真的不知道

575
00:31:01,916 --> 00:31:02,833
‪-妳好
‪-你好

576
00:31:03,875 --> 00:31:05,000
‪這真是太棒了，對吧？

577
00:31:08,125 --> 00:31:09,458
‪我們註定要在一起

578
00:31:09,875 --> 00:31:10,833
‪顯然是這樣

579
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,625
‪-大家好
‪-你好

580
00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,458
‪馬克費雪在這裡做什麼？

581
00:31:22,791 --> 00:31:23,833
‪我待會解釋

582
00:31:23,916 --> 00:31:26,458
‪各位女士、先生們，歡迎卡博尼夫婦

583
00:31:37,791 --> 00:31:39,625
‪乾杯，各位，馬克

584
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:41,208
‪歡迎來到第四桌

585
00:31:41,291 --> 00:31:42,791
‪-對，第四桌
‪-乾杯

586
00:31:42,875 --> 00:31:44,500
‪-乾杯
‪-乾杯

587
00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:46,500
‪乾杯

588
00:31:48,875 --> 00:31:50,416
‪-敬我們
‪-乾杯

589
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:51,458
‪可能吧

590
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:55,958
‪謝謝

591
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,583
‪你和阿曼達交往多久了？

592
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,750
‪我們交往了一年左右

593
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:04,166
‪她選擇坐在前男友旁邊

594
00:32:04,250 --> 00:32:05,291
‪而不是現任男友旁邊

595
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,250
‪真是太失禮了

596
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:10,916
‪尤其是考慮到他們之間的關係

597
00:32:11,125 --> 00:32:13,416
‪-什麼意思？
‪-他們純粹是肉慾關係

598
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,791
‪我個人並不相信

599
00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:18,166
‪任何有意義的關係會建立在性愛上

600
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,208
‪所以他們坐在一起真是奇怪

601
00:32:20,291 --> 00:32:22,958
‪對，完全以性愛為基礎，很少交流

602
00:32:23,041 --> 00:32:24,666
‪-聽得懂嗎？
‪-是的

603
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:26,500
‪一直上床，很少說話

604
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,666
‪那種關係能有什麼結果呢？

605
00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:32,125
‪不好意思，可以來杯酒嗎？

606
00:32:32,458 --> 00:32:34,458
‪全都是…

607
00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:36,500
‪-你懂嗎？
‪-是

608
00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:39,500
‪你用了我送你的袖扣

609
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:41,750
‪是的

610
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,166
‪這是我唯一的袖扣

611
00:32:46,125 --> 00:32:46,958
‪去死吧

612
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:50,833
‪聽說妳是記者

613
00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,000
‪-是的
‪-從事新聞業

614
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:54,791
‪沒錯

615
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:56,333
‪很好，一下子就猜到了

616
00:32:57,875 --> 00:32:59,333
‪所以是哪一類記者？時尚嗎？

617
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,291
‪不，我是戰地記者

618
00:33:01,375 --> 00:33:02,750
‪我好像聽說過，等一下

619
00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:03,875
‪妳被綁架過嗎？

620
00:33:04,208 --> 00:33:05,166
‪是的

621
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,958
‪-是的
‪-很驚訝，但沒有惡意

622
00:33:09,041 --> 00:33:11,125
‪妳懂的，不是在說妳粗心

623
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,416
‪-不是粗心
‪-所以發生什麼事？

624
00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:16,333
‪我們在阿富汗報導…

625
00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:17,750
‪那是第一個錯誤

626
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,708
‪阿富汗，想也知道

627
00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:23,458
‪發生什麼事？該不會是

628
00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:25,458
‪塔利班

629
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,750
‪-塔利班，不意外
‪-是的

630
00:33:27,833 --> 00:33:31,125
‪對，塔利班部隊衝進我們的…

631
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:32,166
‪不請自來？

632
00:33:33,541 --> 00:33:34,958
‪-對
‪-當然了

633
00:33:35,041 --> 00:33:37,250
‪-當然
‪-誰會邀請塔利班？

634
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:40,291
‪我們在阿富汗報導

635
00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:42,916
‪然後塔利班部隊衝進來叫我們到外面

636
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000
‪-叫我們排排站，用槍抵著頭
‪-妳穿什麼？

637
00:33:45,083 --> 00:33:47,041
‪-什麼？
‪-妳當時穿什麼？

638
00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:48,583
‪因為很明顯這件衣服…

639
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:50,541
‪不適合他們

640
00:33:50,625 --> 00:33:53,291
‪他們不喜歡露出來的…

641
00:33:55,291 --> 00:33:56,166
‪胸部

642
00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:58,875
‪我不是說妳的胸部露出來了

643
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,958
‪這個…

644
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:03,000
‪他們的眼光肯定很不錯

645
00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:04,250
‪換做是我也會綁架妳

646
00:34:06,708 --> 00:34:09,125
‪試過才知道，最後他們就分手了

647
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,708
‪不是，因為她不停提到他的大屌

648
00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:15,291
‪-真的嗎？
‪-我的也很大

649
00:34:15,375 --> 00:34:17,708
‪-有多大？
‪-比他的大，應該吧

650
00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,458
‪什麼意思？像湯匙還是叉子？

651
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,500
‪-兩隻
‪-你能指出桌上相對的尺寸嗎？

652
00:34:21,625 --> 00:34:23,250
‪兩隻接在一起

653
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:24,916
‪-兩隻接在一起？
‪-是

654
00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:36,083
‪-那個美國人是誰？
‪-海莉的朋友，狄娜

655
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:39,166
‪對，你在羅馬認識的女生
‪你老是提到她

656
00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,291
‪我沒有老是提到她

657
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:43,458
‪拜託，你老是想盡辦法提到她

658
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:46,416
‪我們在那裡待上好幾天

659
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:50,291
‪根本分不清楚是白天還是夜晚…

660
00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:51,666
‪我賣汽車保險

661
00:34:53,958 --> 00:34:55,375
‪-什麼？
‪-我賣汽車保險

662
00:34:58,166 --> 00:34:59,375
‪-好
‪-真的很好

663
00:34:59,708 --> 00:35:00,666
‪好

664
00:35:00,750 --> 00:35:02,916
‪這並沒有聽起來那樣乏味，謝謝

665
00:35:04,125 --> 00:35:06,375
‪-抱歉，請說
‪-沒關係

666
00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:10,958
‪我的同事叫吉姆和傑夫

667
00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:13,458
‪我叫他傑夫，吉姆叫他傑夫瑞

668
00:35:13,916 --> 00:35:16,041
‪吉姆2001年進公司

669
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:18,041
‪然後傑夫…

670
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:19,375
‪-太棒了
‪-謝謝

671
00:35:19,458 --> 00:35:20,291
‪謝謝

672
00:35:20,750 --> 00:35:21,916
‪-謝謝
‪-說對了

673
00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:25,416
‪然後傑夫過了幾年才進公司

674
00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,083
‪我以為她有男朋友

675
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,833
‪已經分手了

676
00:35:28,916 --> 00:35:31,000
‪因為他一直劈腿

677
00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,500
‪太棒了

678
00:35:32,583 --> 00:35:34,833
‪太棒了，你這次要趕緊把握機會

679
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,416
‪我正有此打算

680
00:35:36,500 --> 00:35:40,375
‪所以吉姆和傑夫很愛搞笑

681
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,166
‪妳怎麼喝個不停？

682
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,458
‪-現在的情況很需要喝一杯
‪-是的

683
00:35:45,541 --> 00:35:46,375
‪妳說得對

684
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,375
‪妳被綁架的時候能喝酒嗎？

685
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:11,000
‪還有一次，我必須說

686
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:13,416
‪我停好腳踏車，那時候是春天

687
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,375
‪把車鎖好之後走進公司

688
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:16,958
‪一開門

689
00:36:17,041 --> 00:36:18,041
‪結果糖漿

690
00:36:18,791 --> 00:36:19,791
‪-什麼？
‪-糖漿

691
00:36:19,875 --> 00:36:21,833
‪-糖漿？
‪-門把上都是糖漿

692
00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:24,541
‪而且門底下的地板也全都是糖漿

693
00:36:24,625 --> 00:36:26,333
‪-地毯上也是
‪-又是傑夫的把戲？

694
00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,750
‪是吉姆，怎麼會是傑夫？

695
00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:29,833
‪“傑夫的把戲”意思是…

696
00:36:29,916 --> 00:36:31,916
‪不是傑夫，那是傑夫進公司前的事

697
00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:33,458
‪抱歉…

698
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,041
‪你說得對

699
00:36:36,625 --> 00:36:38,750
‪我在說吉姆，妳在聽我說話嗎？

700
00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:39,666
‪我當然在聽

701
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,916
‪傑夫2008年才進公司

702
00:36:42,666 --> 00:36:43,625
‪不，等一下

703
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:44,916
‪我不騎腳踏車了

704
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,666
‪所以那一年春天…

705
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,583
‪是…

706
00:36:48,791 --> 00:36:51,166
‪200…

707
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,708
‪等一下…

708
00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:55,708
‪-算了吧
‪-倒不如想清楚

709
00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:56,875
‪布萊恩

710
00:36:57,750 --> 00:36:59,458
‪布萊恩，能幫我一個忙嗎？

711
00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:02,791
‪能幫我盯著馬克嗎？
‪只要他一動，就過來找我

712
00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,333
‪我要去把妹了

713
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:06,875
‪祝我好運

714
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:09,666
‪那一年是2006年…

715
00:37:09,750 --> 00:37:11,583
‪對，是2008年，他來了

716
00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,208
‪-抱歉，打擾了
‪-你好

717
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:16,750
‪請問想去吧台喝一杯嗎？

718
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,500
‪-好，我們先失陪一下
‪-聽起來很棒

719
00:37:23,958 --> 00:37:24,791
‪好

720
00:37:25,041 --> 00:37:27,625
‪-你要來嗎，傑克？
‪-當然

721
00:37:44,541 --> 00:37:45,875
‪維塔利

722
00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:48,375
‪-什麼？你要去哪裡？
‪-維塔利

723
00:37:48,625 --> 00:37:50,958
‪-要我陪你一起去嗎？
‪-不要

724
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:52,708
‪好

725
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,875
‪我早就說過了…

726
00:37:58,708 --> 00:38:00,500
‪維塔利先生

727
00:38:01,416 --> 00:38:02,833
‪-是的
‪-我叫布萊恩

728
00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:04,500
‪幸會

729
00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,125
‪布萊恩？

730
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,250
‪抱歉

731
00:38:11,708 --> 00:38:13,250
‪我可以坐一下嗎？

732
00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:16,166
‪我想要坐下來

733
00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:19,166
‪沒問題，你需要幫忙嗎？

734
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:20,541
‪-是的
‪-是嗎？

735
00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:23,208
‪維塔利先生，我要告訴你

736
00:38:23,291 --> 00:38:24,916
‪我是你的忠實粉絲

737
00:38:25,458 --> 00:38:27,958
‪-非常感謝
‪-不，我說真的

738
00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:32,250
‪我非常好奇，想要了解

739
00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,833
‪你是從哪裡找到

740
00:38:35,125 --> 00:38:36,291
‪電影的靈感

741
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,250
‪-靈感？
‪-靈感

742
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,375
‪這個啊

743
00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,416
‪靈感的特點就是

744
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,500
‪無法被創造出來

745
00:38:46,583 --> 00:38:48,500
‪它們出現的時機

746
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:51,041
‪像是開心的意外

747
00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:54,208
‪懂我的意思嗎？來自內心深處…

748
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,625
‪內心某個深處，有不可告人的黑暗

749
00:38:58,333 --> 00:39:00,708
‪-黑暗之處
‪-…被蒙蔽住的地方

750
00:39:00,791 --> 00:39:01,916
‪太棒了

751
00:39:07,833 --> 00:39:08,708
‪先生？

752
00:39:17,916 --> 00:39:18,750
‪維塔利

753
00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:23,166
‪-謝謝你過來找我
‪-謝謝

754
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:24,083
‪謝謝

755
00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,125
‪-跟你聊天很愉快
‪-謝謝

756
00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,125
‪是

757
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:31,250
‪謝謝

758
00:39:35,458 --> 00:39:36,291
‪怎麼樣？

759
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,166
‪-維塔利？怎麼樣？
‪-還不錯

760
00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:41,666
‪我就知道

761
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:43,333
‪好精彩的故事，好美妙的夜晚

762
00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,833
‪太狂了，看得出來你很興奮

763
00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:58,458
‪傑夫站著一直笑，手上還戴著手套

764
00:39:58,541 --> 00:39:59,708
‪戴著手套大笑

765
00:40:00,291 --> 00:40:02,375
‪還穿著紫色的運動服

766
00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,708
‪我說：“很順利，跟預期的一樣”

767
00:40:05,791 --> 00:40:07,166
‪悉尼，不好意思

768
00:40:07,833 --> 00:40:09,958
‪我無意冒犯，不過

769
00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:12,541
‪我剛才想要

770
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:15,458
‪私下談話

771
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:17,291
‪也就是

772
00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,583
‪我們兩個人

773
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:19,958
‪男人之間

774
00:40:21,791 --> 00:40:23,166
‪可以請妳…

775
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,000
‪悉尼？

776
00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,958
‪-傑克？
‪-我指的是…

777
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:32,958
‪我指的是我跟狄娜

778
00:40:36,250 --> 00:40:37,250
‪那我要去哪裡？

779
00:40:37,541 --> 00:40:38,875
‪我不知道

780
00:40:39,291 --> 00:40:40,166
‪那裡嗎？

781
00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,000
‪-那裡？
‪-好

782
00:40:46,416 --> 00:40:47,291
‪我讓你們獨處

783
00:40:48,166 --> 00:40:50,291
‪你很酷，待會見

784
00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,583
‪-你也很酷
‪-好

785
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,291
‪我感到很糟糕

786
00:40:54,666 --> 00:40:56,250
‪一定很傷人

787
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,125
‪看看你，你真是個氣度不凡的人

788
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:09,291
‪你非常冷靜，我很喜歡
‪我覺得你很棒

789
00:41:09,375 --> 00:41:11,333
‪我真的覺得你很棒

790
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:12,416
‪但那又怎樣？

791
00:41:15,958 --> 00:41:17,750
‪她愛你

792
00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,125
‪她是你的

793
00:41:21,083 --> 00:41:21,916
‪你可以的

794
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,208
‪對，她絕對愛你

795
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,916
‪快點，趁悉尼還沒回來以前
‪告訴我你最近在做什麼

796
00:41:31,416 --> 00:41:32,458
‪快點？我要說…

797
00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,083
‪用10秒鐘說出你這三年來做過的事

798
00:41:35,166 --> 00:41:36,291
‪-這個…
‪-悉尼做得到

799
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,791
‪自從我們上次見面
‪我談了一場失敗的戀情

800
00:41:39,875 --> 00:41:41,833
‪阿曼達，坐在我旁邊的那位

801
00:41:43,208 --> 00:41:45,166
‪然後我去亞洲旅行

802
00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,791
‪生了一場重病，回到家

803
00:41:47,875 --> 00:41:50,750
‪我最近拿到結構工程師執照

804
00:41:51,041 --> 00:41:51,875
‪終於

805
00:41:52,750 --> 00:41:54,000
‪才花了8秒鐘

806
00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,333
‪妳真的在計時？

807
00:41:55,833 --> 00:41:59,583
‪你還剩2秒鐘，但是你說不下去了

808
00:41:59,666 --> 00:42:02,291
‪我承認，實在說不下去了

809
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:04,125
‪大部分都只是在敷衍

810
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:11,750
‪抱歉，失陪一下

811
00:42:13,333 --> 00:42:14,541
‪你還醒著

812
00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:16,041
‪我當然還醒著

813
00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,458
‪我為什麼不會醒著？
‪總之，我有話要跟妳說

814
00:42:20,083 --> 00:42:21,458
‪好的

815
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:24,291
‪只要你不會說我們註定要在一起

816
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:27,791
‪我們註定要在一起

817
00:42:28,333 --> 00:42:30,041
‪你到底在想什麼，馬克？

818
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:32,583
‪你要我在額頭上刺青嗎？

819
00:42:32,666 --> 00:42:34,291
‪我愛羅伯特

820
00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:36,416
‪不行

821
00:42:37,666 --> 00:42:38,666
‪“不行”是什麼意思？

822
00:42:38,750 --> 00:42:40,916
‪妳不能否認我們之間的關係

823
00:42:41,250 --> 00:42:43,583
‪妳害怕告訴羅伯特，但沒關係

824
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:46,583
‪他必須要知道
‪所以妳不告訴他，我會幫妳

825
00:42:46,666 --> 00:42:48,791
‪各位女士、先生們

826
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:56,083
‪我們有請海莉和羅伯特跳第一支舞

827
00:42:58,666 --> 00:42:59,791
‪待在這裡

828
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:34,625
‪好了，換妳了

829
00:43:35,041 --> 00:43:37,333
‪你可能還記得我是駐外記者

830
00:43:37,666 --> 00:43:40,500
‪我去了一些很可怕的地方

831
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,291
‪我看到很多人中彈，我被綁架

832
00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:44,291
‪回到家中

833
00:43:44,375 --> 00:43:46,416
‪我媽生病去世

834
00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:48,208
‪然後我發現男朋友

835
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:51,916
‪四處找人上床，一點也不挑

836
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,250
‪就是…

837
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:57,041
‪就是這樣

838
00:43:58,791 --> 00:43:59,708
‪沒錯

839
00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,125
‪很遺憾

840
00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,750
‪沒關係，人生就是這樣

841
00:44:03,833 --> 00:44:06,125
‪不，我是說很遺憾妳說了12秒

842
00:44:07,291 --> 00:44:08,208
‪所以…

843
00:44:09,208 --> 00:44:10,458
‪這表示妳輸了

844
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:12,875
‪那麼…

845
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:14,583
‪希望從今以後

846
00:44:15,375 --> 00:44:17,541
‪會一切順利，好嗎？

847
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,416
‪好，祈求好運

848
00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:33,125
‪-妳的禮服！
‪-抱歉

849
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:35,791
‪-我們要去哪裡？
‪-到這裡就好

850
00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:38,541
‪-妳還好嗎？
‪-我並不好

851
00:44:38,625 --> 00:44:40,875
‪-馬克居然還醒著
‪-什麼？怎麼會？

852
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,666
‪傑克，這個計劃很簡單

853
00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:44,291
‪你怎麼能搞砸？

854
00:44:45,583 --> 00:44:47,958
‪妳明知道這是我第一次對別人下藥

855
00:44:48,833 --> 00:44:51,625
‪-我已經很愧疚了，這下子…
‪-我知道

856
00:44:51,708 --> 00:44:55,125
‪拜託你不要讓他接近羅伯特

857
00:44:55,208 --> 00:44:56,458
‪我要去忙一些事

858
00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,333
‪-妳還要做什麼事？
‪-拍更多照片

859
00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,791
‪你跟狄娜怎麼樣？

860
00:45:01,250 --> 00:45:03,041
‪還不錯

861
00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,333
‪-還不錯
‪-太好了

862
00:45:04,416 --> 00:45:06,291
‪妳知道嗎？就像媽媽常說的

863
00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,250
‪抱最大的希望，做最壞的準備

864
00:45:08,416 --> 00:45:10,208
‪我覺得現在就是這樣

865
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:12,458
‪-現在是…
‪-好，太好了

866
00:45:21,291 --> 00:45:22,208
‪蛋蛋好

867
00:45:23,041 --> 00:45:23,875
‪妳好

868
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:25,125
‪-你好
‪-妳好

869
00:45:25,458 --> 00:45:26,416
‪我是克莉絲汀娜

870
00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:27,875
‪妳能拿一下嗎？克莉絲汀娜

871
00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,125
‪我要辦…

872
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:32,833
‪辦一點公事

873
00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:36,000
‪蘇格蘭裙，等一下

874
00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,000
‪抱歉

875
00:45:39,041 --> 00:45:40,125
‪在下面…

876
00:45:41,208 --> 00:45:42,916
‪他們到底怎麼穿的？

877
00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,541
‪像雙截棍一樣纏住了

878
00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,833
‪正在解開

879
00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:55,833
‪變出來了

880
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,083
‪謝謝，我是悉尼

881
00:45:58,166 --> 00:45:59,000
‪好

882
00:45:59,625 --> 00:46:00,500
‪好

883
00:46:01,208 --> 00:46:02,083
‪沒關係

884
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:03,750
‪她走了

885
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:13,958
‪老兄

886
00:46:14,583 --> 00:46:15,416
‪還好嗎？

887
00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,208
‪我只想說，你剛才做得很好

888
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,833
‪你說什麼？

889
00:46:18,916 --> 00:46:22,416
‪你精心策劃
‪在婚禮上坐在阿曼達旁邊

890
00:46:23,750 --> 00:46:27,125
‪你以為我想在我妹妹的婚禮上
‪坐前女友的旁邊？

891
00:46:27,750 --> 00:46:28,708
‪我不是受虐狂

892
00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:31,291
‪-有點太巧了吧？
‪-是嗎？

893
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:32,833
‪是的，你心知肚明

894
00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,750
‪聽著，老兄…

895
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,875
‪我跟阿曼達已經徹底分手了

896
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:40,416
‪我們交往了兩年

897
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:42,708
‪但到了最後，我們都恨對方

898
00:46:42,791 --> 00:46:44,208
‪你的意思是，你恨她？

899
00:46:44,750 --> 00:46:47,083
‪-“恨”是很強烈的字眼
‪-你剛才說的

900
00:46:47,166 --> 00:46:49,083
‪但絕對不喜歡

901
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:50,583
‪你最好小心一點

902
00:46:50,666 --> 00:46:52,416
‪你在說的是我未來的未婚妻

903
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:55,083
‪-真的嗎？
‪-你這是什麼意思？

904
00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:58,708
‪什麼？因為我沒有那個？是嗎？

905
00:46:59,083 --> 00:47:02,333
‪我填不滿？是嗎？你剛才在想什麼？

906
00:47:02,416 --> 00:47:06,541
‪“我面前這個傢伙
‪大家都在嘲笑他的畸形小老二”

907
00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:08,041
‪才不是，他們其實在嘲笑你

908
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,625
‪因為你才是怪人
‪頂著大老二走來走去

909
00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:13,125
‪“快看！我和我的大鵰來參加婚禮

910
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:15,875
‪大家都尊敬我，因為我老二很大

911
00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:19,541
‪真的很粗！請笑納！”

912
00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:25,416
‪-抱歉，我不知道你在說什麼
‪-沒錯

913
00:47:25,750 --> 00:47:27,125
‪離她遠一點

914
00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,500
‪-好
‪-很好

915
00:47:29,583 --> 00:47:30,583
‪-我會的
‪-好

916
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:32,500
‪-好
‪-好

917
00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:34,500
‪-聊得很開心
‪-聊得非常開心

918
00:47:34,583 --> 00:47:36,333
‪-好
‪-好

919
00:47:37,041 --> 00:47:38,416
‪-好的
‪-好

920
00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:45,458
‪-妳好
‪-一切還好嗎？

921
00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:48,083
‪還好

922
00:47:49,333 --> 00:47:51,833
‪-你要喝一杯嗎？
‪-對，我需要喝一杯

923
00:47:51,916 --> 00:47:53,750
‪我不喝白酒了，要改喝琴…

924
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:55,458
‪操

925
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:56,916
‪等一下

926
00:48:00,041 --> 00:48:02,083
‪他想要一杯琴操，謝謝

927
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,125
‪開玩笑的

928
00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:14,458
‪你在做什麼？

929
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,833
‪我很抱歉

930
00:48:17,041 --> 00:48:18,250
‪抱歉

931
00:48:19,333 --> 00:48:20,291
‪為什麼…

932
00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,375
‪先等一下

933
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,041
‪抱歉

934
00:48:25,125 --> 00:48:27,083
‪我知道你還暗戀海莉

935
00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:29,958
‪但她並不喜歡你，所以你要接受現實

936
00:48:30,041 --> 00:48:31,666
‪是這樣嗎？

937
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:33,208
‪那麼

938
00:48:33,291 --> 00:48:36,125
‪我們三個星期前怎麼會上床？

939
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:42,875
‪-什麼？
‪-沒錯

940
00:48:43,625 --> 00:48:45,916
‪上床

941
00:48:46,291 --> 00:48:47,541
‪給我…

942
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,708
‪我真的不知道現在是什麼狀況

943
00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,083
‪但我知道她很開心

944
00:48:53,333 --> 00:48:55,416
‪請你不要去搞破壞

945
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:56,625
‪好

946
00:48:56,708 --> 00:48:58,875
‪但我會讓她開心！笨蛋！

947
00:48:59,791 --> 00:49:01,041
‪不行

948
00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:02,791
‪好了…

949
00:49:03,291 --> 00:49:04,458
‪天啊，我竟然要這麼做

950
00:49:04,541 --> 00:49:07,041
‪對不起，真的很抱歉

951
00:49:10,166 --> 00:49:11,000
‪-傑克
‪-悉尼！

952
00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:13,625
‪我要先回去飯店換褲子

953
00:49:13,708 --> 00:49:15,291
‪-穿蘇格蘭裙太難受了
‪-太好了！

954
00:49:15,375 --> 00:49:17,708
‪你能幫我一下嗎？悉尼！

955
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,708
‪-悉尼！
‪-好的，傑克

956
00:49:19,791 --> 00:49:21,333
‪-悉尼！
‪-好，我來了

957
00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:24,041
‪-我需要找到一個房間
‪-怎麼了？

958
00:49:24,125 --> 00:49:25,458
‪我等一下會解釋

959
00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,583
‪-我是費德里柯維塔利
‪-我是狄娜

960
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,500
‪-狄娜，很高興認識妳
‪-我也是

961
00:49:31,125 --> 00:49:32,000
‪我好愛你的作品

962
00:49:33,250 --> 00:49:35,416
‪進來了！好

963
00:49:36,083 --> 00:49:37,000
‪-悉尼？
‪-好

964
00:49:37,083 --> 00:49:37,916
‪-櫃子！
‪-好

965
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,708
‪-另一扇門，悉尼！
‪-兩扇門？

966
00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:41,291
‪進去吧，好了

967
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:45,333
‪-請不要把我關在櫃子裡！
‪-再見！

968
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,958
‪-吉姆好像也有那幅畫
‪-是

969
00:49:48,291 --> 00:49:49,250
‪真漂亮

970
00:49:49,833 --> 00:49:50,666
‪拜託！

971
00:49:50,750 --> 00:49:52,333
‪救命！

972
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,416
‪大家好

973
00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:00,541
‪能請妳過來一下嗎？

974
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,041
‪好啊

975
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:03,708
‪抱歉

976
00:50:04,250 --> 00:50:05,166
‪抱歉

977
00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,083
‪傑克？

978
00:50:09,125 --> 00:50:10,083
‪好了

979
00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:11,875
‪我現在就要妳回答

980
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,541
‪什麼，查茲？

981
00:50:13,625 --> 00:50:15,416
‪結婚的事

982
00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:17,666
‪是因為前男友嗎？是他的關係嗎？

983
00:50:17,750 --> 00:50:19,500
‪天啊！別傻了！

984
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:21,541
‪這樣很好

985
00:50:21,958 --> 00:50:23,208
‪因為他說他恨妳

986
00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:28,541
‪真是杯好酒

987
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:32,166
‪他說什麼？

988
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:38,375
‪救命！

989
00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:39,833
‪我在櫃子裡！

990
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,125
‪有人在嗎？

991
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:52,916
‪怎麼了？

992
00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:56,041
‪我剛才聽到奇怪的事

993
00:50:56,375 --> 00:50:59,583
‪顯然妳三個星期前和馬克費雪上床

994
00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,125
‪他這麼說嗎？

995
00:51:02,791 --> 00:51:05,250
‪這真是令人難以相信，他好大的膽子

996
00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:08,083
‪天啊！妳是世上最糟的騙子

997
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,375
‪妳到底在想什麼？

998
00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:12,208
‪我知道，我搞砸了，那是場意外

999
00:51:12,916 --> 00:51:14,333
‪-妳好
‪-妳好

1000
00:51:17,708 --> 00:51:19,958
‪妳怎麼會意外和別人上床？

1001
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:20,916
‪怎麼會這樣？

1002
00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,541
‪請聽我解釋

1003
00:51:22,625 --> 00:51:24,583
‪我前幾週回去倫敦的時候

1004
00:51:24,666 --> 00:51:26,291
‪這場婚禮搞得我壓力很大

1005
00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:28,375
‪我去酒吧喝了幾杯酒

1006
00:51:28,458 --> 00:51:30,125
‪馬克費雪竟然走進酒吧

1007
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,041
‪我們開始聊天，喝了幾杯烈酒

1008
00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,333
‪沒過多久，就自然而然發生了

1009
00:51:34,416 --> 00:51:36,166
‪但那一點意義也沒有，傑克

1010
00:51:36,750 --> 00:51:40,458
‪當然，他居然從15歲就一直暗戀著我

1011
00:51:40,541 --> 00:51:43,125
‪15歲，傑克，之前什麼事都沒發生

1012
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:45,958
‪只是親熱幾次，他摸我的胸部之類的

1013
00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,791
‪-或許我曾經磨蹭他的牛仔褲
‪-我不要知道這些

1014
00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:49,708
‪對不起

1015
00:51:51,125 --> 00:51:52,708
‪天啊，海莉，我以為妳愛羅伯特

1016
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,791
‪天啊，我是真的愛他

1017
00:51:55,208 --> 00:51:57,000
‪我愛他勝過一切

1018
00:51:57,958 --> 00:51:59,500
‪他絕對不能發現

1019
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,208
‪他會傷心死的

1020
00:52:01,875 --> 00:52:03,208
‪各位女士、先生們

1021
00:52:03,291 --> 00:52:07,375
‪現在我們有請伴娘布萊恩上台致詞

1022
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,375
‪布萊恩在哪裡？

1023
00:52:17,625 --> 00:52:18,458
‪布萊恩

1024
00:52:21,583 --> 00:52:22,583
‪老兄

1025
00:52:22,791 --> 00:52:23,666
‪好吧

1026
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,916
‪-他們要你上台致詞
‪-致詞？

1027
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:30,791
‪你要在婚禮上致詞，記得嗎？

1028
00:52:30,875 --> 00:52:32,000
‪-什麼婚禮？
‪-這場婚禮

1029
00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,375
‪我們參加的婚禮，海莉的婚禮
‪你是伴娘

1030
00:52:34,458 --> 00:52:36,375
‪-男伴娘，是的
‪-好

1031
00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:39,750
‪-你想得到維塔利的青睞，記得嗎？
‪-對，維塔利

1032
00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:43,708
‪他在哪裡？

1033
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,458
‪為什麼這些人一直盯著我看？

1034
00:53:28,125 --> 00:53:29,500
‪這場夢越來越奇怪了

1035
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,250
‪連維塔利也是

1036
00:53:38,625 --> 00:53:40,083
‪義大利裔電影導演

1037
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:43,125
‪他挺帥的，對吧？

1038
00:53:44,625 --> 00:53:45,750
‪我喜歡他，可是

1039
00:53:47,250 --> 00:53:49,125
‪我不是同性戀

1040
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:51,083
‪但我還是會上他

1041
00:53:53,416 --> 00:53:55,750
‪希望他能給我一個演電影的機會

1042
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,000
‪演一個角色

1043
00:53:58,416 --> 00:53:59,541
‪小角色就好

1044
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,208
‪我會表現得很好

1045
00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:03,916
‪我會為了你表現得很好

1046
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:09,458
‪讓我演一個角色，混帳！

1047
00:54:19,166 --> 00:54:20,000
‪那是蛋糕

1048
00:54:23,125 --> 00:54:24,000
‪夢中的蛋糕

1049
00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:28,083
‪布萊恩…

1050
00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:39,375
‪-讓我…
‪-不要！

1051
00:54:39,458 --> 00:54:41,458
‪我要帶你去廁所，好嗎？

1052
00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,916
‪請替伴娘鼓掌

1053
00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,208
‪好的

1054
00:54:53,833 --> 00:54:57,125
‪救命！

1055
00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:05,541
‪救命！

1056
00:55:14,208 --> 00:55:15,041
‪謝謝

1057
00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,083
‪美麗的蛋糕

1058
00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:21,541
‪怎麼了？

1059
00:55:22,541 --> 00:55:25,375
‪天啊，工作出了緊急狀況，我要走了

1060
00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:28,875
‪-我可以開車載妳
‪-天啊，那就太棒了

1061
00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,500
‪-非常感謝
‪-好，走吧

1062
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:33,166
‪我在外面等妳

1063
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,625
‪海莉，抱歉

1064
00:55:42,708 --> 00:55:44,000
‪我要先走了，對不起

1065
00:55:44,083 --> 00:55:45,250
‪-不！
‪-工作出了狀況

1066
00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:46,708
‪好吧，別擔心

1067
00:55:47,166 --> 00:55:49,000
‪狄娜要走了，來吧

1068
00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,208
‪-好
‪-天啊！

1069
00:55:53,333 --> 00:55:55,333
‪坐下，布萊恩

1070
00:55:56,625 --> 00:55:57,791
‪天啊

1071
00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:00,333
‪好了

1072
00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:01,666
‪再見，布萊恩

1073
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:03,458
‪再見

1074
00:56:08,333 --> 00:56:09,333
‪狄娜？

1075
00:56:09,875 --> 00:56:11,958
‪傑克，我剛才在找你

1076
00:56:12,041 --> 00:56:13,916
‪-妳該不會要走了？
‪-對，抱歉

1077
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,583
‪我想要說再見，墨西哥有颶風

1078
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:18,583
‪我要趕回去，因為副編輯食物中毒

1079
00:56:18,666 --> 00:56:20,333
‪說來話長，很抱歉

1080
00:56:20,416 --> 00:56:23,458
‪或許我們能下次再聊

1081
00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,916
‪你最近有機會去
‪墨西哥或瓜達拉哈拉市嗎？

1082
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,708
‪我必須要說一件事

1083
00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:30,541
‪好

1084
00:56:31,125 --> 00:56:32,333
‪聽好…

1085
00:56:32,916 --> 00:56:33,791
‪他在那裡！

1086
00:56:33,875 --> 00:56:36,708
‪-你恨我嗎？
‪-什麼？

1087
00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:39,041
‪-查茲說你恨我
‪-我沒有說“恨”這個字

1088
00:56:39,125 --> 00:56:40,166
‪你說過

1089
00:56:40,250 --> 00:56:43,541
‪我確實說了“恨”這個字

1090
00:56:43,625 --> 00:56:44,916
‪但我改掉了

1091
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,125
‪改成“不喜歡”

1092
00:56:46,625 --> 00:56:48,500
‪你真貼心，傑克

1093
00:56:48,583 --> 00:56:49,708
‪妳也不喜歡我

1094
00:56:49,791 --> 00:56:53,291
‪我們為什麼要假裝
‪那段關係不是一場悲劇？

1095
00:56:57,375 --> 00:56:58,833
‪-對吧？
‪-好

1096
00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:02,458
‪好吧，你說得很有道理

1097
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,500
‪-謝謝
‪-好

1098
00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:06,208
‪還有一件事

1099
00:57:06,291 --> 00:57:08,708
‪-什麼？
‪-天啊！傑克！

1100
00:57:08,791 --> 00:57:10,625
‪你這個人渣！

1101
00:57:10,708 --> 00:57:11,916
‪傑克，你還好嗎？

1102
00:57:12,291 --> 00:57:13,541
‪天啊，傑克，等一下

1103
00:57:13,625 --> 00:57:15,083
‪我要嫁給你，查茲

1104
00:57:15,166 --> 00:57:16,833
‪我不知道…

1105
00:57:18,041 --> 00:57:19,083
‪讓我先…

1106
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:21,166
‪我的鼻子很常流血！

1107
00:57:28,625 --> 00:57:29,666
‪我跟海莉上床！

1108
00:57:30,833 --> 00:57:32,875
‪-他說什麼？
‪-沒有！

1109
00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,166
‪他在做什麼？

1110
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,958
‪抱歉，那是真的
‪我跟海莉上床，我們彼此相愛

1111
00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,916
‪海莉，來吧，告訴大家

1112
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,458
‪快下台

1113
00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:47,750
‪海莉…

1114
00:57:48,875 --> 00:57:51,041
‪-不，妳去吧，去拯救世界
‪-我很抱歉

1115
00:57:51,333 --> 00:57:52,500
‪鼻子很常流血

1116
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,416
‪沒關係

1117
00:57:55,166 --> 00:57:56,000
‪去吧

1118
00:57:56,500 --> 00:57:57,666
‪-我會傳訊息給你
‪-好

1119
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,500
‪-可惡
‪-去吧，我沒事的

1120
00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:07,500
‪海莉！

1121
00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,541
‪海莉！

1122
00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:15,166
‪那是真的嗎？

1123
00:58:25,541 --> 00:58:26,583
‪聽好

1124
00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,500
‪不是

1125
00:58:35,416 --> 00:58:36,250
‪好

1126
00:58:36,416 --> 00:58:37,666
‪好，請坐下

1127
00:58:46,708 --> 00:58:51,208
‪維塔利…

1128
00:58:52,208 --> 00:58:53,833
‪讓我演一個角色，混帳

1129
00:59:02,916 --> 00:59:04,125
‪可惡

1130
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:10,833
‪羅伯特，拜託你

1131
00:59:11,291 --> 00:59:12,625
‪請跟我說話

1132
00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:14,916
‪我不敢相信

1133
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
‪妳怎麼能這麼做？

1134
00:59:16,333 --> 00:59:18,541
‪-這是一場惡夢，海莉
‪-我知道

1135
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:21,375
‪我錯了，對不起，我對你的愛…

1136
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:22,791
‪不，結束了

1137
00:59:22,875 --> 00:59:26,083
‪-請聽我解釋
‪-不，我不想跟妳說話

1138
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:28,166
‪再也不想跟妳說話，結束了

1139
00:59:28,625 --> 00:59:30,375
‪-婚禮結束了！
‪-羅伯特！

1140
00:59:30,458 --> 00:59:31,541
‪天啊！

1141
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:38,416
‪就這樣

1142
00:59:39,416 --> 00:59:42,541
‪一點厄運就能鑄成大錯

1143
00:59:43,666 --> 00:59:45,750
‪但要是情況有不同呢？

1144
00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,750
‪還記得我曾說過

1145
00:59:48,833 --> 00:59:52,250
‪八個人坐一桌有上千種坐法嗎？

1146
01:00:51,125 --> 01:00:52,000
‪乾杯

1147
01:00:52,708 --> 01:00:53,625
‪乾杯

1148
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,375
‪最後

1149
01:00:55,791 --> 01:00:59,291
‪還有一絲希望能順利發展

1150
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:02,041
‪大家好

1151
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:12,916
‪操

1152
01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:16,916
‪-怎麼了？
‪-操

1153
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,125
‪傑克？

1154
01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:20,833
‪靠！

1155
01:01:21,291 --> 01:01:23,416
‪-傑克，怎麼…
‪-我不應該在這裡

1156
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:24,750
‪什麼？傑克

1157
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,375
‪不好意思

1158
01:01:29,458 --> 01:01:30,541
‪不好意思

1159
01:01:31,041 --> 01:01:31,875
‪操！

1160
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,166
‪失陪一下

1161
01:01:49,083 --> 01:01:50,791
‪你到底在做什麼？

1162
01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:52,750
‪我吃了強烈的安眠藥

1163
01:01:52,833 --> 01:01:55,708
‪在你妹妹的婚禮上嗑藥真的很奇怪

1164
01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,958
‪我不是故意的，白痴！

1165
01:01:59,250 --> 01:02:00,791
‪別吐了，傑克，你讓我想吐

1166
01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,416
‪天啊！怎麼樣才能用手指催吐？

1167
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,500
‪我做不到

1168
01:02:06,041 --> 01:02:08,625
‪你要幫我，把手指伸進我的喉嚨

1169
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:11,750
‪-什麼？
‪-我自己做不到

1170
01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:13,625
‪我需要你的幫忙，好嗎？

1171
01:02:13,708 --> 01:02:16,375
‪你的手指很大、很長、很奇怪

1172
01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:18,291
‪可以伸得更深

1173
01:02:18,375 --> 01:02:21,166
‪我必須要獲得維塔利的青睞
‪我不能這麼做

1174
01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:23,166
‪要是我在餐桌上睡著
‪狄娜會怎麼想？

1175
01:02:23,250 --> 01:02:26,250
‪-她會覺得我很掃興
‪-是的

1176
01:02:26,333 --> 01:02:27,916
‪拜託，布萊恩，幫幫我

1177
01:02:28,375 --> 01:02:30,791
‪-我不想
‪-我真的需要你的幫助

1178
01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,333
‪我真的不想

1179
01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,041
‪拜託，今天是海莉的婚禮

1180
01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:40,000
‪-好
‪-好

1181
01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:42,791
‪但我要你記住我是個好朋友

1182
01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:44,583
‪好，很棒的朋友

1183
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:47,166
‪-最好的朋友
‪-你是我最好的朋友

1184
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:54,958
‪各位女士、先生們，歡迎卡博尼夫婦

1185
01:03:02,833 --> 01:03:05,125
‪你想要怎麼…

1186
01:03:05,208 --> 01:03:07,208
‪-不要！
‪-給我你的手指

1187
01:03:07,291 --> 01:03:08,916
‪-好
‪-手指伸直

1188
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:09,958
‪伸直了

1189
01:03:12,375 --> 01:03:13,916
‪不要！

1190
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,458
‪天啊，這是我這輩子最糟糕的一刻

1191
01:03:18,083 --> 01:03:19,000
‪不會吧

1192
01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:28,541
‪抱歉，我只是…

1193
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,250
‪我只想確認你們是否平安，還好嗎？

1194
01:03:31,750 --> 01:03:32,708
‪還好嗎？

1195
01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,583
‪對，我要去找…

1196
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,500
‪我要去找東西…

1197
01:04:05,833 --> 01:04:06,916
‪很好，謝謝，可以…

1198
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:08,375
‪可以給我…

1199
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,416
‪一杯咖啡嗎？

1200
01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,166
‪-謝謝
‪-我不知道

1201
01:04:17,958 --> 01:04:19,458
‪真希望妳沒有…

1202
01:04:19,541 --> 01:04:21,041
‪我們可以假裝

1203
01:04:21,125 --> 01:04:23,166
‪妳剛才看到的事沒發生過嗎？

1204
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,541
‪那是個難以磨滅的畫面

1205
01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:27,166
‪很難忘記

1206
01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:29,916
‪是的，不對

1207
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,583
‪有一個非常

1208
01:04:32,333 --> 01:04:34,000
‪非常合理的解釋

1209
01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,333
‪這個故事很好笑

1210
01:04:35,625 --> 01:04:37,291
‪非常好笑

1211
01:04:38,041 --> 01:04:41,416
‪我會跟妳說，但今天不能說

1212
01:04:41,750 --> 01:04:43,875
‪我們可以試著忘記嗎？

1213
01:04:48,125 --> 01:04:49,250
‪好，我會試試看

1214
01:04:49,333 --> 01:04:50,500
‪-很好
‪-好

1215
01:04:50,833 --> 01:04:52,333
‪真是奇怪

1216
01:04:52,708 --> 01:04:54,208
‪我知道

1217
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,833
‪-不過…
‪-抱歉，繼續說吧

1218
01:04:55,916 --> 01:04:58,625
‪妳本來要告訴我

1219
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:01,625
‪自從上次見面後過得如何

1220
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,125
‪最重要的大概就是工作

1221
01:05:04,958 --> 01:05:06,833
‪工作佔據了我大部分時間

1222
01:05:07,291 --> 01:05:10,958
‪老實說，我唯一停下來的時候

1223
01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:12,208
‪是我媽生病的時候

1224
01:05:16,458 --> 01:05:18,708
‪我媽得了癌症末期讓你感到無趣嗎？

1225
01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,000
‪不是

1226
01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:22,916
‪繼續

1227
01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:24,583
‪-你確定嗎？
‪-是的

1228
01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:26,666
‪好

1229
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,416
‪你知道

1230
01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:37,291
‪我跟你說過我們的感情很好

1231
01:05:39,416 --> 01:05:40,583
‪說真的

1232
01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,416
‪這件事真的是

1233
01:05:44,500 --> 01:05:47,083
‪一個很大的打擊

1234
01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:57,750
‪老實說，我還是無法對這些事釋懷

1235
01:05:59,916 --> 01:06:00,791
‪為什麼是她？

1236
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:03,625
‪為什麼？

1237
01:06:03,708 --> 01:06:04,750
‪我不會

1238
01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:06,916
‪我通常不會

1239
01:06:08,125 --> 01:06:09,458
‪對人說這些事

1240
01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,500
‪因為那樣很奇怪

1241
01:06:14,083 --> 01:06:15,875
‪這真的讓我很難過

1242
01:06:19,291 --> 01:06:21,375
‪我不覺得我走出來了

1243
01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:27,500
‪說實話，我不覺得我能夠走出來

1244
01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,666
‪你在開什麼玩笑？

1245
01:06:44,916 --> 01:06:46,166
‪抱歉，等一下

1246
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:49,166
‪-你為什麼還醒著？
‪-我為什麼不是醒著？

1247
01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:55,333
‪烈酒！

1248
01:06:55,916 --> 01:06:57,791
‪-烈酒？
‪-烈酒！

1249
01:06:57,875 --> 01:06:59,833
‪-她說烈酒
‪-烈酒！

1250
01:06:59,916 --> 01:07:01,125
‪請給她一杯烈酒

1251
01:07:03,041 --> 01:07:04,291
‪好了

1252
01:07:05,125 --> 01:07:06,916
‪-瑪蒂理查
‪-什麼？

1253
01:07:07,000 --> 01:07:09,583
‪瑪蒂理查從來沒抱怨過我的床上功夫

1254
01:07:09,666 --> 01:07:12,625
‪她總是說滿分10分，我有7,5分

1255
01:07:13,125 --> 01:07:15,500
‪而且我大多數時候沒有完全勃起

1256
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:17,208
‪所以想像妳得到的性愛

1257
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,125
‪我真幸運，對吧？

1258
01:07:22,583 --> 01:07:24,250
‪做得好…

1259
01:07:24,333 --> 01:07:25,666
‪對，妳很幸運

1260
01:07:26,666 --> 01:07:27,791
‪妳應該要感到幸運

1261
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,250
‪加油…

1262
01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,375
‪過去向他打招呼吧

1263
01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:50,458
‪布萊恩，走開

1264
01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:55,500
‪傑克

1265
01:07:56,541 --> 01:07:57,916
‪傑克…

1266
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:01,833
‪傑克！

1267
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,791
‪怎樣？

1268
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,166
‪查茲向我求婚

1269
01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:16,083
‪我剛才說，查茲向我求婚

1270
01:08:17,125 --> 01:08:18,166
‪恭喜

1271
01:08:33,208 --> 01:08:34,125
‪操

1272
01:08:47,541 --> 01:08:48,666
‪你想做什麼？

1273
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:50,875
‪老兄

1274
01:08:51,791 --> 01:08:53,625
‪別毀了我妹妹的婚禮，好嗎？

1275
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:55,000
‪太混亂了

1276
01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:57,500
‪我沒有要毀掉婚禮

1277
01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:01,125
‪我要拯救她

1278
01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,791
‪各位女士、先生們

1279
01:09:05,208 --> 01:09:06,208
‪不，馬克

1280
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:12,083
‪我們有請海莉和羅伯特跳第一支舞

1281
01:09:34,708 --> 01:09:37,291
‪傑克…

1282
01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,333
‪-拜託
‪-布萊恩

1283
01:09:41,416 --> 01:09:43,041
‪起來，傑克

1284
01:09:46,291 --> 01:09:47,583
‪天啊

1285
01:09:47,958 --> 01:09:49,458
‪傑克，醒來

1286
01:09:55,833 --> 01:09:56,791
‪傑克

1287
01:09:58,375 --> 01:09:59,333
‪傑克

1288
01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,083
‪傑克

1289
01:10:02,833 --> 01:10:05,375
‪-你在做什麼？
‪-我在幫你

1290
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,125
‪賞我一巴掌叫做幫我？

1291
01:10:07,208 --> 01:10:09,125
‪好，回去睡覺吧

1292
01:10:09,208 --> 01:10:10,625
‪不是，抱歉

1293
01:10:10,708 --> 01:10:12,583
‪抱歉，我知道你想幫忙

1294
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,666
‪我的壓力真的很大

1295
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:16,666
‪海莉的問題很多

1296
01:10:16,750 --> 01:10:19,541
‪你總是替海莉解決問題

1297
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:22,166
‪對，她是我妹妹，她需要我

1298
01:10:25,541 --> 01:10:27,375
‪而且我覺得狄娜討厭我

1299
01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,750
‪為什麼？

1300
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:34,166
‪她跟我說她媽生病時，我睡著了

1301
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,583
‪不會吧

1302
01:10:37,166 --> 01:10:38,333
‪是的

1303
01:10:39,625 --> 01:10:40,833
‪我是混蛋

1304
01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:42,583
‪不，你不是混蛋，傑克

1305
01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,375
‪-我是
‪-你不是

1306
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,000
‪你可能是我認識過最好的人

1307
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,416
‪但你不能老是把別人放在第一位

1308
01:10:51,333 --> 01:10:52,708
‪我很擔心你

1309
01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:56,791
‪好

1310
01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:01,666
‪我愛你

1311
01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,916
‪-好啦
‪-我的意思是

1312
01:11:10,041 --> 01:11:11,416
‪我真的很愛你

1313
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:14,000
‪不只是朋友那樣

1314
01:11:15,958 --> 01:11:17,000
‪好

1315
01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,291
‪跟羅伯特說了嗎？

1316
01:11:27,375 --> 01:11:29,041
‪還沒，走開

1317
01:11:29,125 --> 01:11:30,291
‪我會等到蛋糕出場

1318
01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,166
‪天啊

1319
01:11:40,083 --> 01:11:41,833
‪傑克，跟我來

1320
01:11:41,916 --> 01:11:43,708
‪-過來
‪-拜託，我太累了

1321
01:11:43,791 --> 01:11:44,875
‪起來，拜託

1322
01:11:45,541 --> 01:11:47,333
‪你吃下安眠藥了，對吧？

1323
01:11:47,916 --> 01:11:48,750
‪傑克！

1324
01:11:50,416 --> 01:11:51,791
‪你這個沒用的傢伙

1325
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:54,000
‪-請你醒過來
‪-我醒了

1326
01:11:54,083 --> 01:11:55,916
‪-走路！
‪-我在走路

1327
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:58,791
‪-真是的
‪-我在走路

1328
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:03,750
‪-妳要帶我去哪裡？
‪-隱密的地方

1329
01:12:04,791 --> 01:12:06,166
‪這裡很隱密

1330
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,125
‪傑克，拜託

1331
01:12:10,208 --> 01:12:12,666
‪-為什麼大家都要打我？
‪-我需要你

1332
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:13,583
‪為什麼？

1333
01:12:13,666 --> 01:12:16,541
‪這真的很重要嗎？

1334
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:18,541
‪為什麼不能放鬆一下，上床睡覺？

1335
01:12:18,916 --> 01:12:23,000
‪馬克要告訴羅伯特我跟他上床

1336
01:12:23,666 --> 01:12:26,250
‪是發生在…妳們年輕的時候嗎？

1337
01:12:31,375 --> 01:12:32,208
‪多久前的事？

1338
01:12:32,291 --> 01:12:33,541
‪三個星期前

1339
01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,583
‪天啊

1340
01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,333
‪羅伯特會離開我！我活該！

1341
01:12:37,416 --> 01:12:39,583
‪因為我總是搞砸一切！

1342
01:12:39,666 --> 01:12:41,458
‪-不，妳沒有
‪-我有！

1343
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:43,708
‪我是個大爛人

1344
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:45,958
‪妳不是爛人

1345
01:12:47,625 --> 01:12:48,458
‪好嗎？

1346
01:12:49,250 --> 01:12:50,875
‪妳是我妹妹

1347
01:12:52,750 --> 01:12:56,125
‪妳是世界上最幽默
‪最聰明、最有愛心的人

1348
01:12:56,208 --> 01:13:00,583
‪如果羅伯特不能原諒妳犯的愚蠢錯誤

1349
01:13:00,666 --> 01:13:03,125
‪-傑克
‪-聽好

1350
01:13:03,208 --> 01:13:05,625
‪如果他不能原諒妳

1351
01:13:08,750 --> 01:13:09,750
‪還有我在

1352
01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,000
‪我永遠都在

1353
01:13:17,541 --> 01:13:18,625
‪我們可以一起當爛人

1354
01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,166
‪我跟妳好像都有同樣的問題

1355
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,833
‪是嗎？

1356
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:40,250
‪我們只是害怕
‪談一場真正的戀情，因為…

1357
01:13:42,541 --> 01:13:45,000
‪我們知道失去所愛的人有多簡單

1358
01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:59,250
‪-傑克
‪-我還醒著

1359
01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:02,416
‪-我還醒著…
‪-拜託

1360
01:14:02,833 --> 01:14:04,458
‪-拜託
‪-我還在

1361
01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:08,541
‪要喝咖啡嗎？

1362
01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:10,083
‪-好
‪-好

1363
01:14:11,958 --> 01:14:15,916
‪我回到我的辦公桌後發現

1364
01:14:19,250 --> 01:14:20,708
‪他們砸壞了我的筆電

1365
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:21,750
‪吉姆和傑夫？

1366
01:14:22,333 --> 01:14:23,875
‪舊的筆電，不是我常用的那台

1367
01:14:25,625 --> 01:14:27,166
‪吉姆和傑夫似乎是混蛋

1368
01:14:28,541 --> 01:14:29,625
‪舊筆電而已

1369
01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:32,416
‪天啊，我必須告訴你

1370
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:34,625
‪-他們才不是你的朋友，乾杯
‪-乾杯

1371
01:14:38,083 --> 01:14:39,916
‪-你喝了嗎？
‪-我正在喝

1372
01:14:41,708 --> 01:14:43,125
‪天啊，我需要麵包

1373
01:15:01,625 --> 01:15:02,458
‪你好！

1374
01:15:03,666 --> 01:15:05,041
‪你穿藏青色真帥氣

1375
01:15:08,875 --> 01:15:10,041
‪-蕾貝卡？
‪-怎麼了？

1376
01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:11,750
‪妳為什麼喜歡我？

1377
01:15:13,458 --> 01:15:17,250
‪我是極為自戀又神經質的骯髒鬼

1378
01:15:18,250 --> 01:15:21,041
‪是的，不過

1379
01:15:21,625 --> 01:15:24,583
‪我想我不在乎那些特質

1380
01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:26,833
‪妳不覺得我是白痴嗎？

1381
01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:30,375
‪是啊，沒錯

1382
01:15:30,458 --> 01:15:32,333
‪你的確是個大白痴

1383
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,625
‪-對
‪-好吧

1384
01:15:36,541 --> 01:15:38,666
‪但總是會有一兩個人

1385
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,458
‪說我是大白痴

1386
01:15:44,250 --> 01:15:46,958
‪你是一個大白痴

1387
01:15:47,041 --> 01:15:50,625
‪其實是我最喜歡你的原因

1388
01:15:53,250 --> 01:15:56,458
‪或許我的意思是，我喜歡你做自己

1389
01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:01,750
‪那實在是

1390
01:16:03,958 --> 01:16:07,000
‪沒有人對我說過那種話

1391
01:16:07,083 --> 01:16:09,500
‪他們通常喜歡的是我裝出來的樣子

1392
01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,083
‪偶爾啦

1393
01:16:13,666 --> 01:16:14,500
‪這樣啊

1394
01:16:16,375 --> 01:16:18,125
‪跟我在一起，你不用假裝

1395
01:16:44,208 --> 01:16:45,041
‪謝謝

1396
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,541
‪不，謝謝妳

1397
01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:50,041
‪-抱歉，我不知道…
‪-不會

1398
01:16:50,125 --> 01:16:51,750
‪-我不…
‪-我只是…

1399
01:16:51,833 --> 01:16:53,125
‪我絕對不…

1400
01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,375
‪因為這很…

1401
01:16:56,583 --> 01:16:57,833
‪你想要再…

1402
01:16:57,916 --> 01:16:59,541
‪-再來一次嗎？
‪-很好

1403
01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:00,833
‪-好嗎？
‪-好

1404
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,083
‪她是你的

1405
01:17:20,250 --> 01:17:21,375
‪-馬克！
‪-你想做什麼？

1406
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:24,166
‪-我想跟你聊聊
‪-沒什麼好聊的

1407
01:17:24,250 --> 01:17:26,208
‪馬克，拜託…

1408
01:17:26,291 --> 01:17:28,375
‪請你聽好

1409
01:17:28,458 --> 01:17:30,833
‪我知道你對海莉的感覺

1410
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,958
‪或許有些事並不是註定好的

1411
01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:36,375
‪-這件事不一樣
‪-只是…

1412
01:17:38,333 --> 01:17:40,833
‪我知道的是，海莉值得幸福

1413
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:41,750
‪是的

1414
01:17:44,083 --> 01:17:46,041
‪但她跟羅伯特在一起很幸福

1415
01:17:50,416 --> 01:17:54,541
‪如果你真的關心她，請你放手吧

1416
01:18:10,791 --> 01:18:12,541
‪好…

1417
01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:26,291
‪傑克

1418
01:18:26,583 --> 01:18:28,250
‪-傑克
‪-悉尼

1419
01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,416
‪-我現在的狀態很不好
‪-傑克，你對女生很有一套

1420
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:34,666
‪我想問你有沒有什麼建議

1421
01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:36,458
‪相信我

1422
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:41,458
‪我不是最適合尋求建議的人

1423
01:18:41,541 --> 01:18:43,125
‪-你就是，傑克
‪-現在不是

1424
01:18:43,541 --> 01:18:46,250
‪我知道我的性感程度不比

1425
01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:47,958
‪布萊德彼特

1426
01:18:53,625 --> 01:18:55,833
‪但我現在開始擔心我可能…

1427
01:18:57,166 --> 01:18:59,041
‪或許我想太多了，不過…

1428
01:19:00,583 --> 01:19:01,666
‪我很無聊嗎？

1429
01:19:03,875 --> 01:19:04,708
‪傑克？

1430
01:19:10,666 --> 01:19:11,666
‪傑克？

1431
01:19:21,958 --> 01:19:24,208
‪-悉尼？
‪-抱歉，傑克

1432
01:19:24,875 --> 01:19:25,750
‪請說

1433
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:27,416
‪聽好

1434
01:19:27,833 --> 01:19:31,208
‪-試著多聽別人說話
‪-是，因為你是專家

1435
01:19:31,291 --> 01:19:32,333
‪-不是
‪-你是

1436
01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:33,375
‪是的

1437
01:19:33,458 --> 01:19:35,333
‪-試著…
‪-你讓別人有機會說話

1438
01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:38,625
‪-悉尼…
‪-你會創造出一種感覺

1439
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:44,958
‪多聽別人說話

1440
01:19:45,375 --> 01:19:47,458
‪我知道他們是你的朋友，不過

1441
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,708
‪不要再說吉姆和傑夫的事了

1442
01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:54,708
‪我跟他們沒那麼熟

1443
01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:00,083
‪那你為什麼一直提到他們？

1444
01:20:01,416 --> 01:20:03,791
‪或許會讓人覺得我的人緣很好

1445
01:20:04,708 --> 01:20:05,708
‪那樣沒有用

1446
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:08,625
‪沒有用

1447
01:20:14,291 --> 01:20:16,000
‪-絕對沒有用嗎？
‪-這…

1448
01:20:16,083 --> 01:20:17,583
‪不要再提到吉姆和傑夫了

1449
01:20:18,083 --> 01:20:19,041
‪拜託

1450
01:20:20,166 --> 01:20:21,000
‪仔細傾聽

1451
01:20:22,333 --> 01:20:23,166
‪祝好運

1452
01:20:24,416 --> 01:20:25,541
‪-祝你成功
‪-好

1453
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,875
‪各位女士、先生們

1454
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:49,041
‪現在我們有請伴娘布萊恩上台致詞

1455
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:52,041
‪-你要去哪裡？
‪-可惡，是我

1456
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:53,166
‪是你

1457
01:21:13,916 --> 01:21:14,791
‪大家好

1458
01:21:16,958 --> 01:21:19,125
‪抱歉我不會說義大利語

1459
01:21:31,333 --> 01:21:33,000
‪愛情真是奇怪，對吧？

1460
01:21:34,333 --> 01:21:36,291
‪有時候不可預測

1461
01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:38,541
‪撲朔迷離

1462
01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:41,625
‪不過我認為

1463
01:21:42,416 --> 01:21:43,958
‪最重要的就是

1464
01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:47,708
‪你的伴侶

1465
01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,375
‪愛上你做自己的樣子

1466
01:21:51,541 --> 01:21:52,583
‪有你就夠了

1467
01:21:53,541 --> 01:21:55,458
‪你也愛上他做自己的樣子

1468
01:21:55,875 --> 01:21:57,958
‪那就是海莉和羅伯特的關係

1469
01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,583
‪也是我和蕾貝卡的關係

1470
01:22:05,458 --> 01:22:06,291
‪野蠻人！

1471
01:22:06,375 --> 01:22:08,125
‪對不起，天啊

1472
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:14,708
‪我愛死妳了，海莉

1473
01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:18,416
‪我很高興看到妳幸福

1474
01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,125
‪我希望這能永遠持續下去

1475
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:25,916
‪敬海莉和羅伯特

1476
01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,875
‪敬海莉和羅伯特

1477
01:22:30,375 --> 01:22:31,208
‪謝謝

1478
01:22:42,375 --> 01:22:43,666
‪那樣可以嗎？

1479
01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,958
‪我覺得很棒，你說得很好

1480
01:22:48,250 --> 01:22:50,916
‪-我要再喝一杯
‪-好

1481
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:20,791
‪我和海莉…

1482
01:23:27,500 --> 01:23:28,708
‪海莉和…

1483
01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:32,875
‪海莉…

1484
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:34,875
‪海莉…

1485
01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:40,541
‪海…海莉

1486
01:23:56,041 --> 01:23:56,958
‪海莉…

1487
01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,583
‪還有

1488
01:24:00,208 --> 01:24:01,083
‪羅伯特

1489
01:24:09,166 --> 01:24:10,000
‪我祝福你們

1490
01:24:11,583 --> 01:24:13,583
‪永浴愛河

1491
01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,791
‪謝謝

1492
01:24:31,875 --> 01:24:33,333
‪我等一下就回來

1493
01:24:38,250 --> 01:24:40,041
‪-我要跟他說話
‪-好

1494
01:24:41,625 --> 01:24:42,875
‪-給妳
‪-謝謝

1495
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:51,208
‪馬克

1496
01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:26,125
‪還好嗎？

1497
01:25:28,875 --> 01:25:29,791
‪我一直在想

1498
01:25:31,416 --> 01:25:32,333
‪我們

1499
01:25:33,208 --> 01:25:34,541
‪或許我們不應該結婚

1500
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,291
‪因為

1501
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:40,458
‪妳顯然不愛我

1502
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:44,000
‪這樣不會有好結果，對吧？

1503
01:25:47,875 --> 01:25:48,708
‪對吧？

1504
01:25:50,916 --> 01:25:54,375
‪你一定會遇見適合你的幸運女孩

1505
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,583
‪是的

1506
01:25:57,833 --> 01:26:00,125
‪尤其是你雄偉的生殖器

1507
01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:02,875
‪我就知道

1508
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:06,083
‪但妳能這麼說真是太好了

1509
01:26:06,166 --> 01:26:09,583
‪因為我心裡一直很忐忑

1510
01:26:09,708 --> 01:26:11,833
‪是的

1511
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:32,000
‪不，你們的西瓜有太多籽了

1512
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,208
‪你說錯了

1513
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:34,458
‪你錯了

1514
01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:36,250
‪在美國，我們不吃西瓜籽

1515
01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:38,083
‪我們種的西瓜沒有籽

1516
01:26:38,166 --> 01:26:39,166
‪我不知道怎麼辦到的

1517
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:46,500
‪-你好
‪-妳好

1518
01:26:47,333 --> 01:26:49,250
‪-我叫克莉絲汀娜
‪-克莉絲汀娜？

1519
01:26:49,333 --> 01:26:51,333
‪-克莉絲汀娜
‪-我叫悉尼

1520
01:26:51,541 --> 01:26:53,041
‪-悉尼
‪-妳好

1521
01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:56,666
‪-你是做什麼的，悉尼？
‪-我賣汽車保險

1522
01:26:58,416 --> 01:26:59,916
‪沒有聽起來這麼無聊

1523
01:27:00,625 --> 01:27:02,000
‪我的同事們…

1524
01:27:04,750 --> 01:27:06,541
‪說說妳自己，妳是做什麼的？

1525
01:27:06,958 --> 01:27:08,791
‪-我嗎？
‪-妳做什麼？

1526
01:27:09,500 --> 01:27:12,291
‪-我在郵局上班
‪-郵局？

1527
01:27:12,375 --> 01:27:14,583
‪-對，在羅馬
‪-妳在開玩笑吧？羅馬？

1528
01:27:15,208 --> 01:27:16,916
‪-我有個朋友
‪-太有趣了，請說

1529
01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:19,458
‪-她是我的同事，茱莉亞
‪-茱莉亞

1530
01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:20,625
‪-茱莉亞
‪-繼續說

1531
01:27:20,708 --> 01:27:23,166
‪-對，她是個瘋女人
‪-瘋女人

1532
01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:25,125
‪-很好笑
‪-對，太棒了

1533
01:27:25,208 --> 01:27:26,875
‪-是的
‪-她聽起來很不可思議

1534
01:27:30,041 --> 01:27:32,208
‪-我喜歡你的蘇格蘭裙
‪-小心！

1535
01:27:32,833 --> 01:27:33,958
‪一步一步來

1536
01:27:35,333 --> 01:27:36,583
‪你自己一個人來嗎？

1537
01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,083
‪對，我自己一個人

1538
01:27:40,333 --> 01:27:41,625
‪妳自己一個人來嗎？

1539
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:43,500
‪是，我一個人

1540
01:27:58,541 --> 01:27:59,625
‪現在幾點了？

1541
01:28:01,208 --> 01:28:03,958
‪不知道

1542
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:06,750
‪不知道

1543
01:28:06,833 --> 01:28:08,833
‪-你被困住了嗎？
‪-是的

1544
01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:11,000
‪因為是無籽西瓜

1545
01:28:13,166 --> 01:28:14,041
‪可惡

1546
01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,833
‪天啊，我要走了

1547
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,166
‪再見

1548
01:28:20,958 --> 01:28:21,791
‪海莉！

1549
01:28:21,958 --> 01:28:23,333
‪-抱歉
‪-狄娜

1550
01:28:24,166 --> 01:28:25,958
‪妳好美，我替妳感到開心

1551
01:28:26,291 --> 01:28:28,875
‪我再打給妳，我要趕去上班

1552
01:28:28,958 --> 01:28:30,250
‪-現在？
‪-對，抱歉

1553
01:28:30,333 --> 01:28:31,916
‪愛妳，再見

1554
01:28:38,583 --> 01:28:39,458
‪狄娜？

1555
01:28:41,041 --> 01:28:42,666
‪看看誰醒過來了

1556
01:28:46,125 --> 01:28:46,958
‪妳好

1557
01:28:47,708 --> 01:28:50,791
‪我對剛才的事感到抱歉

1558
01:28:52,041 --> 01:28:55,416
‪今晚不像我計劃中那樣

1559
01:28:55,500 --> 01:28:56,625
‪是嗎？

1560
01:28:57,041 --> 01:28:58,708
‪人生中有什麼事照計劃走呢？

1561
01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:01,125
‪說得也是

1562
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,000
‪-可惡
‪-妳要走了嗎？

1563
01:29:06,083 --> 01:29:07,166
‪是，我得走了

1564
01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:10,791
‪我有16通公司的未接來電
‪我剛才喝太多了，沒注意到

1565
01:29:13,416 --> 01:29:14,291
‪我…

1566
01:29:15,416 --> 01:29:16,333
‪我原本…

1567
01:29:17,125 --> 01:29:18,166
‪我原本想要親妳…

1568
01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:20,166
‪那天晚上

1569
01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:21,458
‪我…

1570
01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:25,083
‪我覺得我們之間很來電

1571
01:29:25,958 --> 01:29:28,125
‪我知道這似乎很瘋狂

1572
01:29:28,208 --> 01:29:31,500
‪因為我們只認識幾天而已

1573
01:29:32,708 --> 01:29:36,041
‪我從來沒有經歷過這種感覺

1574
01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:39,125
‪之後也沒遇過

1575
01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:43,750
‪我覺得妳也有同感

1576
01:29:48,125 --> 01:29:49,083
‪所以我只想

1577
01:29:49,166 --> 01:29:50,541
‪我只想知道

1578
01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:53,041
‪這是不是我的幻覺

1579
01:29:59,375 --> 01:30:00,666
‪那不是你的幻覺

1580
01:30:02,083 --> 01:30:03,875
‪我們只是錯過了那一刻

1581
01:30:05,375 --> 01:30:06,666
‪-天啊
‪-是的

1582
01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:09,083
‪是的

1583
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,833
‪我…

1584
01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,458
‪好

1585
01:30:28,333 --> 01:30:29,166
‪是的

1586
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,000
‪好，謝謝

1587
01:30:53,083 --> 01:30:53,916
‪謝謝

1588
01:30:57,708 --> 01:30:59,666
‪你跟蕾貝卡在一起？

1589
01:30:59,750 --> 01:31:00,791
‪我也不曉得

1590
01:31:01,458 --> 01:31:03,791
‪不知道為什麼，就發生了

1591
01:31:06,208 --> 01:31:07,166
‪美國人呢？

1592
01:31:08,041 --> 01:31:08,916
‪她走了

1593
01:31:10,791 --> 01:31:11,791
‪真可惜

1594
01:31:13,541 --> 01:31:15,500
‪有些事並非註定能成功

1595
01:31:15,583 --> 01:31:16,416
‪是的

1596
01:31:17,041 --> 01:31:18,125
‪像我和演戲

1597
01:31:19,666 --> 01:31:20,666
‪-真的嗎？
‪-對

1598
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,083
‪我發現我不需要演戲，我做自己就好

1599
01:31:27,291 --> 01:31:28,625
‪所以就是這樣

1600
01:31:28,916 --> 01:31:29,791
‪就這樣

1601
01:31:30,625 --> 01:31:32,208
‪結束了，收山

1602
01:31:32,875 --> 01:31:34,458
‪總是要改變的，對吧？

1603
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:37,166
‪-不能一直…
‪-你在這裡

1604
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:39,125
‪-你好
‪-你好

1605
01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:41,541
‪你的致詞讓我很感動

1606
01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,250
‪-真的嗎？
‪-真的

1607
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,583
‪非常感謝

1608
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,000
‪-你是海莉的演員朋友？
‪-是的

1609
01:31:47,458 --> 01:31:48,916
‪我正在拍一部新電影

1610
01:31:49,166 --> 01:31:50,416
‪你何不拿我的名片

1611
01:31:50,708 --> 01:31:52,916
‪明天早上打給我的助理？

1612
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:54,208
‪-好
‪-我們去喝咖啡

1613
01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:55,875
‪-好，太好了，我會的
‪-好

1614
01:31:55,958 --> 01:31:58,041
‪-我愛喝咖啡
‪-再見

1615
01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:00,041
‪我的天啊

1616
01:32:00,125 --> 01:32:03,583
‪-真是太不可思議了，發生什麼事？
‪-不知道

1617
01:32:04,125 --> 01:32:06,666
‪我以為你不再演戲了

1618
01:32:06,750 --> 01:32:08,916
‪不，那只是廢話，我最愛演戲

1619
01:32:11,625 --> 01:32:13,333
‪至少我們其中一人走運了

1620
01:32:13,958 --> 01:32:15,583
‪你在說什麼？我們都很幸運

1621
01:32:16,083 --> 01:32:17,166
‪真的嗎？

1622
01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:21,625
‪你有沒有想過

1623
01:32:21,708 --> 01:32:25,166
‪你出生的機率有多小？

1624
01:32:26,541 --> 01:32:28,708
‪如果歷史上有一件事改變

1625
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:31,750
‪只要數百萬祖先中有一位

1626
01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:34,583
‪沒有在特定的一刻相遇

1627
01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:36,666
‪你就不會存在

1628
01:32:39,166 --> 01:32:41,208
‪你不會活在世界上

1629
01:32:43,333 --> 01:32:44,625
‪-那是你瞎掰的嗎？
‪-不是

1630
01:32:44,708 --> 01:32:47,625
‪這是維塔利電影中的一句名言
‪但這是真的，對吧？

1631
01:32:47,708 --> 01:32:48,541
‪對

1632
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:51,375
‪這挺嚇人的

1633
01:32:52,041 --> 01:32:53,666
‪但只要我們對自己誠實

1634
01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,416
‪其他就是機率的問題

1635
01:32:56,041 --> 01:33:00,000
‪我想人生就是要適時把握機會

1636
01:33:51,958 --> 01:33:53,416
‪我可以晚點回電嗎？

1637
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,333
‪謝謝

1638
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:06,416
‪妳好

1639
01:34:08,416 --> 01:34:09,250
‪你好

1640
01:34:13,875 --> 01:34:15,041
‪出來慢跑嗎？

1641
01:34:22,291 --> 01:34:23,291
‪狄娜？

1642
01:34:24,416 --> 01:34:25,583
‪-你好
‪-天啊！

1643
01:34:25,666 --> 01:34:27,541
‪-我認識你嗎？
‪-還記得我們在…

1644
01:34:27,625 --> 01:34:28,625
‪滾開

1645
01:34:30,958 --> 01:34:32,291
‪說真的，滾開

1646
01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:40,416
‪好

1647
01:34:59,750 --> 01:35:00,750
‪大家好

1648
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:03,250
‪等一下，你不應該坐在那裡

1649
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,625
‪我坐在這裡

1650
01:35:08,375 --> 01:35:11,416
‪你在搞什麼鬼？那是怎麼一回事？

1651
01:35:13,833 --> 01:35:15,375
‪他是最了不起的演員

1652
01:35:15,458 --> 01:35:17,708
‪-我不知道
‪-不，他真的很優秀

1653
01:35:18,250 --> 01:35:19,375
‪-好
‪-謝謝

1654
01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,666
‪你要是…

1655
01:35:20,750 --> 01:35:24,791
‪你要是不找他演電影，你就是笨蛋

1656
01:35:24,875 --> 01:35:26,708
‪-笨到不行的笨蛋
‪-冷靜一點

1657
01:35:26,791 --> 01:35:28,833
‪如果他更喜歡你，他就會跟蹤你

1658
01:35:28,916 --> 01:35:30,541
‪-我不是跟蹤狂
‪-他不是跟蹤狂

1659
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:32,583
‪-我喜歡觀察人
‪-但他是個瘋狂的粉絲

1660
01:35:32,958 --> 01:35:35,458
‪小心他會在你洗澡時闖進去說
‪“我想看你的電影”

1661
01:35:35,541 --> 01:35:36,791
‪-不會！
‪-謝謝

1662
01:35:38,083 --> 01:35:40,041
‪抱歉，我的天啊

1663
01:35:40,125 --> 01:35:41,833
‪-我不是故意的！
‪-來了！

1664
01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:44,833
‪我以為冷的比熱的好

1665
01:35:48,083 --> 01:35:50,125
‪希望他沒有燙到老二

1666
01:35:58,666 --> 01:35:59,791
‪-你好
‪-你好

1667
01:36:09,333 --> 01:36:10,166
‪謝謝！

1668
01:36:13,875 --> 01:36:15,458
‪沒有要吐，只是乾嘔而已

1669
01:36:15,541 --> 01:36:17,458
‪布萊恩！

1670
01:36:19,833 --> 01:36:21,875
‪有隻狼在舔寶寶的屁眼！

1671
01:36:22,916 --> 01:36:24,083
‪我不喜歡

1672
01:36:27,458 --> 01:36:29,833
‪蘇格蘭裙讓我胯下起疹子

1673
01:36:30,041 --> 01:36:31,750
‪他來了！

1674
01:36:32,458 --> 01:36:33,541
‪你的大鵰！

1675
01:36:33,625 --> 01:36:35,166
‪-掏出來
‪-什麼？

1676
01:36:35,250 --> 01:36:37,666
‪各位快來看！傑克要掏出大鵰了！

1677
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,041
‪你在做什麼？

1678
01:36:50,250 --> 01:36:52,541
‪這些英國人都瘋了