Come on kids.
All she heard was a thud on the roof of the car.
Over and over again.
Thud, thud, thud.
It was the hitchhiker.
A couple picked him up.
Banging the boyfriend,
severed head against the roof of the car
over and over again.
That's not true, that didn't happen.
Did too, my brother told me.
That's just an old story they use to scare kids.
But if you wanna hear a real story,
a story that actually happened right here in Century,
one that is true, I can tell you that.
It's about a man named Wall
who was cursed by a gypsy after he didn't pay what he owed.
And every Halloween he rises to walk the Earth
disfigured as a horrible, evil clown.
I don't think I could handle another scary story.
Don't be such a baby.
What I'm about to tell you could save your life.
The only way he could break the spell
was if he found someone to take his place.
After 100 years cursed to walk the Earth,
Wall thought he found that someone.
He knew if he could get the boy to drink the elixir
maybe he could break his curse.
Come on it's getting late, let's go home.
Hey buddy, you okay?
Happy Halloween.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
See if it's true,
Fancy being a clown boy being one of us.
Too bad for me.
So sad for you.
This here, drink will make you rich.
Giving magic powers too.
It's called the elixir, a potion of fun.
If you drink this drink you'll out live everyone.
Smell a fragrance
just have a taste,
take a little sip become one of us.
Don't make me make you
Dad!
Dad, dad, dad!
Drink.
Help!
What the...
Get away from him.
Dad!
You're gonna live forever.
You're gonna be out your door.
Welcome to the freaking circus, buddy.
You're my freaking boy!
Jordan, honey.
In here, just finishing up some stuff.
Hey babe.
Good morning sweet pie.
It's early, you're already dressed?
Good morning little acorn.
Can we tell people yet?
No.
We need to let the world know.
Not for two more weeks.
Ah, come on man, you're killing me.
I can't take it, I need to tell someone.
No.
What are you up to?
Ah, come on.
That Halloween thing again?
Not even born yet,
mommy's trying to give you nightmares.
You have to go to work.
You're not gonna bring that up at work again,
Are you?
Seriously Jordan, you could lose your job over this.
We can't afford that.
I'm already working a double at the restaurant, okay?
We need to save while you can still work.
There's a kid in jail and a killer on the loose.
I can't just let that go.
Kid in jail, killer on the loose,
and a baby in your belly.
We're the most important thing here, Okay?
Us, family.
Look, I know you feel there's been
an injustice here to this kid.
That's not our problem.
Paying the rent, that's our problem.
Raising a kid, that's gonna be our problem.
You just gonna have to let this thing go, okay?
So mommy is going to be smart now,
not do anything silly,
especially in the first trimester.
More than a second, isn't she?
Isn't she?
Yeah.
You gotta let me tell someone.
No,
please come on, just one person.
No.
Fine.
Later Gator.
Well crocodile.
You're going to be late.
I know.
Nobody, just a ton of blood.
Remind you of anything?
Yeah.
82?
Yeah fortunately.
She was a jogger, I.D still in place.
We just heard what they described as a loud scream.
That's what you're gonna say, right?
No, shriek.
As in the sound of total terror.
Look at this.
- It's the same as - Oh, come on.
last year, and same as the year before that.
Our guy is back.
What if it wasn't the kid?
What if it's the killer clown?
Do you guys need help with this?
- No - No
We're good Rodriguez.
'Cause I can help.
I was first on scene.
Oh, you were first on scene, huh?
Yeah.
So why isn't this whole area cordoned off?
You've got a whole bunch of people
walking around through this crime
scene totally unchecked.
What is that?
Is that the media?
I think it's got something to do with
that TV show they wanna do about us.
You know, that undercover detective show.
Hey man, how do I look?
Is my hair okay?
Really?
Are you serious?
It's from the Chief.
I got one too.
Come to the office immediately and wear a suit.
It's happening, we're on the show.
We're on the show, I knew it.
It doesn't necessarily mean that.
I was on point with the audition,
I knew I nailed it.
And you, you were the one who was telling me
I was wasting everybody's time and money.
No one would hire me,
I'm the stupidest actor,
I was wasting everybody's time,
but you know what?
Are you seriously gonna walk around
through the crime scene?
Oh, right.
Rodriguez, wanna help?
Sure.
Just wrap it all up and notify the next of kin.
Do all the paperwork.
You need to hire a suit.
I have a suit.
I don't need to hire anything.
Hey, I'm gonna be on that show too.
I just haven't got my email yet, that's all.
What are you doing Chuck?
Put that camera away.
I can't man.
I'm making a documentary for my media class.
What on us?
On everything,
It's like a day in the life of Chuck.
Ha ha, Cool.
Hey guys, guys, guys,
come check this out.
You remember that story about
that creepy clown running
around century park?
Yeah.
Yeah, well he's coming out tonight.
What?
Look, it's says blue the clown
is back for one night only.
Get wasted with a creepy clown?
Are you feeling me?
That, that sounds really stupid.
I can, going trick to trick my little sister.
Trish still trick retreats?
She's like 22, man,
isn't she a little old for that?
What?
Halloween like Ken?
Yeah, well, bring Trish Madison to park,
get embarrassed and we'll find Ken.
I Feel like John's the one
who goes trick or treating,
and Trisha makes sure he doesn't do anything stupid.
Whatever, man.
Okay people, what do we got?
Oh geez, again with a hand, Ken?
Sorry, just super keyed, talking pets.
Talking pets?
You know, dogs howling in the tone of a human voice.
"Hallo Raggy, I love you"
Anyone else?
They still talk about what went down in Chicago,
escape patients, military coverup.
The half-dead.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
I have a relative up there, could be a story.
I think I prefer Ken story on talking pets.
It's a little more realistic.
What else?
Well, there's the blue clan sightings...
Ah, again.
Well, it's almost Halloween.
You know it's gonna happen again.
He's gonna strike,
he's done every year for the past
- No. - five years.
The Police have got their guy.
The kid?
Mm-hmm.
The kid that's been locked up for years
still killing people?
Come on.
There is no story here, okay?
No killing clowns, no copycat killers.
Nothing, Nada.
I think there's a story here.
We could break this wide open.
Oh sweetheart, we don't break things wide open,
We tabloid.
Hey, listen, don't worry about
what happened in there.
It's bullshit, right?
Margaret, please let me do the boost story.
I have a lead, a serious lead.
What's your lead?
So you want to be a real journalist?
Real journalism is dead.
Go get a Twitter account.
I have a Twitter account.
Good, then you're halfway there.
Hey guys, I found the next of kin.
They weren't happy.
Of course they weren't happy.
You're wearing a suit?
Yeah, didn't you get the email?
Oh, we got the email.
Did you get the email?
Excuse me, TV guys are waiting for us.
Captain.
Come in.
Gentlemen, as you know,
we start filming this new reality TV
show today called undercover detectives.
Congratulations, you're both part of it,
but I don't want any of this going
through your heads.
Remember, this is a major PR activity for the unit.
Everything you say you'll be recorded.
Something funny?
It's just an observation my partner made.
You care to share?
- Not really. - Tell him.
- Tell him
It's good.
Well, I was just thinking the shortened version
of undercover detectives would
probably be UC Dick's, right?
Is that what we're doing here?
- No. - No.
It's good.
Like tonight on UC Dick's, like am I right?
Like big lights.
I didn't come up with the name
detectives just like you.
I'm only on the show.
Captain.
If you keep up this attitude,
I'll get Rodriguez to take your place.
Don't do that.
Is this the TV thing?
The undercover detective thing?
What do you want detective?
I was just seeing if you guys wanted me
to grab you a coffee or a donut.
No, we're good.
No.
Or a piece of fruit?
No, no, no.
You guys?
Thank you.
Well, if you need anything,
you know where I'll be, okay?
Mm-hmm.
Please tell me he's not gonna be on the show.
He's not on the show.
Okay. that would have been a disaster.
Now, as you both know,
Halloween is full of craziness.
We all know what happened last year,
so go and be safe and cash me some bad guys.
Dismissed!
Yes sir.
Detective Ethan Rogers,
This is my partner called Jackson.
Oh Marc Jackson.
Is that Marc with a C or a K?
Wait, let me guess.
I'm saying a C.
Like M-A-R-C, right?
Yeah,
He's good, he's always been good.
I'm telling you, you gonna see
some real detective work today.
Hey.
You wanna get that thing out of my face?
All right.
Thank you.
Hey.
I see the beer, I see it.
Hey dude, no.
Is that a gun?
Hey, flare gun.
Oh, come on man.
Is that a crossbow?
In case of emergency.
You got all from me?
Nope.
Hey, why is your...
He's always filming.
Where's this clown?
It's a pretty big park bro.
Oh look the page said he'd be around
the park after dark and..
Its halloween I want candy
Yeah, okay, okay.
I can't tell but look, it's almost dark now,
so we either wait or should feed the beast.
Very funny.
You know what?
This place is huge.
It's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
But, how hard can it be
to find one weird looking clown?
I mean, he can't hide in the trees.
He's a clown.
Thank you for the sacrifice.
So nice to slice nice.
So why was the chief talking about back there?
Like, what happened on Halloween last year?
Yeah, I'm not sure we're really supposed
to talk about this stuff.
It's still an open case.
Open?
No, no, no, no.
Closed case partner, we got the guy.
so we drive around
until we see crimes.
Nah man, we ain't being cops brother.
We're detectives.
Yo, big dogs.
Listen to this guy.
"Drive around until we see a crime."
Man.
No, listen Marc, Halloween's a different
kind of day for us.
Strange things has been going on,
on Halloween the last couple of years.
Strange things as?
Monsters my friend
I'm not talking about werewolves
zombies or anything like that.
I'm talking about bad dudes, murderers, rapists.
I'm not ruling out vampires.
You're not ruling out vampires.
Marc are you filming this?
Yeah.
Listen, don't be saying
that shit on camera, okay?
You're gonna make me look bad.
How's this gonna make you look bad?
Oh, I don't know, we're driving around town
You see Halloween,
it's like a magnet for wrestles,
strange shit goes down today.
Real strange shit.
For real man, that's crazy.
You need coffee?
Coffee?
Jordan.
Jimmy, look, there's been another
murder in century park.
Oh c'mon.
There were five in the last three weeks.
This makes six.
Every year you get shut down with this story.
1980s, Wall the clown.
Wall the clown killed 18 people.
18 that we know of.
And then he disappears.
C'mon, where was no Wall the clown.
What about?
What about boo?
Seriously?
They say that leading up to Halloween,
he takes a human flesh sacrifice,
just to feed his unnatural demon life.
And then he takes the blood from the victim
and creates an elixir just to keep him alive.
Where did you hear that?
Reddit?
The Internet?
Come on.
I don't know.
I just heard it.
A demon killer clown.
Do you remember the creepy clown
sightings last year?
Yeah.
Candy, look at this.
So?
This one.
So the guy likes to have his picture
taken in the park.
Same guy?
Russia, China, Australia, America, Africa.
So the guy likes to travel.
Same day, Jimmy.
All in the same day, same time, same year.
How can it be in the same place,
at exactly the same time?
Now that's the question.
You find something?
Maybe.
Come on, wanna see the dead body.
Jackson, let's go.
Oh man, yeah, this ain't good.
You might wanna stop filming.
You do here your job, man.
I'll do mine.
Any issues take it up with the chief.
Hey, hey, just forget about it, all right?
Take it up with Sanders room get back.
Hey, look at the stomach
Yeah, but it's strange they left the body.
Welcome to Halloween.
I told you he's back, two for two.
Surveillance cameras destroyed, CCTV footage stolen.
Hey, will this be on the show?
No, this won't be on the show,
now all of you, now just step away. all right?
Get out of here, go.
Alright, so what do you
think they're trying to hide?
I don't know,
but it's certainly not like the jogger.
Good line though, right?
What was?
You know, welcome to Halloween.
Yeah, I saw him.
Give me a sec.
Get this.
Welcome to Halloween.
Did you see that?
Unfortunately I did.
you know what?
They're building and building in
the back of the park.
Yeah.
Follow me.
Follow Johnny.
Says they'll be here and they're not.
It's tricker tree.
It's a prank.
You've all been hacked.
Serious no Boo the clown.
Just saw net nerd from laughing his ass off at us, Right?
That's not true.
Okay, he's out here.
I can smell it.
Oh, you can smell it now?
Great.
What the...
Whoa whoa, what's he doing now?
What is that?
Go go.
Call him.
Johnny, what happened?
Well, slow down, slow down.
I can't understand.
We didn't see any accident clowns bro.
Oh Guys, guys.
What the hell
Yeah, that's no wax.
Oh my God, it's Boo the clown.
It's Boo.
Hi Boo, over here.
What are you doing?
Bring him closer.
Did you take a look at this guy?
So creepy.
We got to get out here.
Are you kidding me?
We came out here to frighten the clown.
Brad.
Lock the doors Brad.
Lock the doors.
I'm serious, lock the doors.
Fine, they're locked.
Where did the creepy clown go, Chuck?
After nothing, I don't see anything.
Let me in.
Lock the door.
She told me lock it.
Lock it.
What happened.
He took him, the clown took him.
Well that can't be,
he was right in front of us the whole time.
What do you mean?
I know what I saw, he took Johnny.
We gotta go, we gotta, we gotta go right now.
We're not going anywhere.
We have to go.
We came out here to frighten the clown
and now you're saying he took Johnny?
Trench?
Johnny the monster.
I mean, come on guys.
Trench go.
So this type of murder, is this something
that you see regularly?
Unfortunately, yeah.
There's something particularly off about this case.
I don't know much we can really say is
it's still an ongoing investigation.
summer.
It should be done by then, right?
Jefferson thinks we have a serial killer on the loose,
six houses all at the same memo.
Kitchen knife across the back face juggler,
I mean deep cuts to he.
Or she.
Or she, has been going on a serial killing spree
the last couple of years on Halloween.
And here's the kick the draining the blood.
The blood ah, any leads?
Working on it.
There are little things that this murder..
Or murderers.
That's murder is right,
that are doing that gives them away.
You want to know my theory?
No.
No, no.
One, there is a junkie.
Here we go.
No, no, seriously, he did that.
Or like I said before, vampires.
Vampires.
No, not this again.
Okay, look at the facts, right?
They're older people, right?
Yeah, obviously the vampires then.
They're all surrounding the century park area.
Which is where vampires go to private school.
And play on the tee to totter.
Yeah, okay.
And they're all in some type
of hardcore medical treatment.
Like heavy duty drugs shit.
Okay, yeah, that could be something.
That is something.
Yeah, like I said, you're good but
I just said that to make a point.
There's something going on.
It's just not just some mere coincidence
that these people at being slaughtered.
You got to admit it's kind of fucked up shit.
Yeah.
Welcome to UC dicks.
That's why.
But that can't be your child.
What are you people?
It's kinda late.
You wanna grab some Tai.
What?
Tai, it's food, it's not a date.
It's just a necessary part of life.
No, I'm onto something.
You're not gonna give up food for this.
There's a story here, two cops.
And your killer clown.
Yes, these guys are UC dick's, original UCDS.
Who do we know in production?
Go home people.
Margaret, I have a story here.
I know it sounds crazy,
but it involves two cops
and a teen sacrifice.
Sacrifice, oh my God.
You've been trying to get this story made for years.
Ever since they locked up that boy,
I know he didn't do it.
I can prove it.
You sure of this?
One week, that is it.
And after that, your house is mine.
Thank you.
Better be good, one week.
You are, we tie.
Look, there's this car.
What are you doing man?
Come on.
No, don't get out.
Great.
Chuck come on.
I'm good here.
Chuck get out here now.
Chuck, don't go bro.
All right?
This is how I die.
Oh my God, are you getting this?
get out of here, come on.
Come on.
Rodge, a slash right through.
Oh shit.
How hard that would be to do?
Come on man, let's go, let's get out of here.
We need to go get the cops.
We're not going anywhere, Mikey.
Especially without Johnny.
Oh, guys.
Johnny.
You were warned, you read the site.
You came down here for a real good fried.
And his girl, how do you do?
This is what you wanted, right?
Get crazy with your creepy clown.
- No - No.
You have a choice, you can run down way.
There's a lovely little man over there,
probably should have been condemned years ago,
but I'm sure with a little bit of blood
and elbow grease you could make it feel
like home or you can come with me.
Drink my elixir, have fun
What do you think?
Have you got what it takes
to be part of the crew?
Let me show you.
No.
Move in, move in, move in
Hello, 911, someone just killed my friend.
We're in the old abandoned matter
in the middle of century park.
Yes, in century park.
Yes, I know we aren't supposed to be here.
A guy dressed as a clown.
No, not joking.
It was Boo the clown.
Just please send somebody.
Hello, hello, damn it!
The phone went dead.
This way, this way.
Hey, come on.
We have a report about a clown
standing in century park please investigate.
Negative dispatch babysitting the TV people.
So Send Rodriguez.
Negative 296 we are sending all your notes.
Please respond.
Roger then.
I hope you got some clean underwear on.
Remember all those creepy clown
sightings we had over the past few years?
You know the ones that are on the internet?
Yeah.
That's what we're dealing with tonight.
It's Halloween.
People think it's funny to scare off the people.
Okay, off the record.
Just for your own safety Marc,
turn off the camera.
Is it off.
Yeah, yeah, it's off.
Look, we arrested a guy last year
who we think is the clown.
Now I'm not sure.
I mean this thing just keeps on happening.
What the people don't know is that,
wasn't just last year.
It's been the last couple of years
and these murders, they've spread.
Are you sure you got the right guy?
- Yeah. - Pretty sure.
Yeah, pretty sure.
Well, I used to go to the scene with a gun.
We all good, Marc?
Yeah, just hey clowns.
Run, run, run.
Go.
Come on, open up.
Mum, I should have listened to you.
I'm so sorry, the thing is...
I love you.
Hallo, peeka boo, it's me.
Look what we have here.
This is the place
Guys, guys.
Please.
The cops are here.
Welcome to the show.
Nailed it.
He's got their guns.
Run, run.
Just keep going.
Go, go.
Move!
Run Trench.
Even fear can I can smell.
This here?
Yeah.
We FOS?
It looks that way.
FOS?
First on scene.
You got body armor.
No, do I need it?
No.
No, you won't need it.
Look, just keep your head down
and don't do anything stupid.
If anything goes wrong,
we're just back here, okay?
Yeah, okay.
All right, let's go.
Rogers.
Marc go in, okay.
Make sure you got the camera on.
Of course it's on.
Look out.
Go, go, go.
This is all where it went down last year.
The cops were killed here.
Kids were killed here.
Son of a bitch is back.
I knew it.
It's a serial killer.
Who just stepped up his game.
Marc, I gotta go again.
That just felt way too big, please?
Just go with it.
The motherfucker took acting classes
- when he found - You want to go, okay.
Come on, let's get outta here, yeah, yeah.
Woo, woo.
Are you kidding me?
This is where it all went down last year.
The cops were killed here.
Kids were killed here.
Son of a bitch is back.
I knew it, I barreled the camera.
Marc, let me go again, please.
There he is, Marc.
Drop the weapon.
Put it down now.
where did he go?
Wait.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Come on, let's go.
Marc.
Keep joking.
Come here.
They told me I don't need body armor,
this is bullshit, man.
I got shotgun.
Oh.
Come on, let's get you back inside.
I love this job.
This is the best job I ever had.
The things we do
We're dealing with pimps.
We're dealing with prostitution,
we're dealing with drug dealers, drug users.
We're dealing with organized crime.
Baby, is that you.
Let me just turn this off.
So how am I two favorite people?
No, come on.
What?
Can't I be happy to see you both?
Are you craving some weird combination
like, I dunno, milk and celery?
That's disgusting.
Suit yourself, just saying.
I know people who know people.
I'm fine, thank you.
So how was your day?
I got my story.
What story?
The clown story?
Yeah.
Okay.
You don't sound very happy.
No, no, I am happy, it's awesome.
It's just a lot of people have
died around that story, yeah.
We're just about to start a
family and everything.
Is it safe?
Of course it's safe.
You're not gonna lose me or us, okay?
But I have to do this story.
People are turning a blind eye,
but there are people being slaughtered
and kids being falsely imprisoned.
Sounds real safe.
You don't have to worry.
Jimmy's coming with me, okay.
Jimmy's coming.
There's nothing going on there.
No, I know.
It's not what I mean,
you need to tell him.
You need to tell him that you're pregnant.
Hey, if I'm not there, he needs to protect you.
Okay just, will you tell him?
I'll tell him.
Don't make me call him.
I will, I'll tell him.
Well, congratulations on your story baby, okay?
I know how hard you worked for it.
Just be safe.
Are you listening?
I have to call some.
We have to call for help.
Still no signal on my phone.
Guys, I need to call my parents.
Yeah, I hate to be a milk kill here guys,
but can you keep it down?
Psychopath is still out there.
This is your fault man.
Coming out here..
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no.
He was just there.
- What the fuck? - What?
I told you was a bad fucking
idea coming out here tonight.
Guys, we gotta hide.
Come on, come on, let's go.
Hello, it's me.
So you chose to run, good for you.
Let's play a little game of swapsies.
I'll give you a boon, take it.
And you give me...
Come on, let's go,
let's get to the car, move.
Let's go go.
Son of a bitch.
Let's go to the car.
That was mine.
wait, have you ever used one of those?
Okay, uh-huh.
Okay, what else we got right here?
Wait, no, come on.
She gets a crossbow.
You get a baseball bat.
I get a flare gun?
All right then here, take this.
Oh, funny, you know what?
If I catch something, I'll set up a flare.
I'll let you know.
Stay close man.
Come on, we gotta go.
Come on you guys, move it.
You were here to be part of this year sacrifice,
to make this juice, is made nice.
juice.
Haaa!
Come on man.
What?
Come on.
Come on, It's Halloween, man.
Tell me you don't get in the spirit
of the whole thing.
Oh, I do, after work.
After work, before work.
It's always about work with you, Stevie, isn't it?
Why so serious boy?
You know that super fine lady of yours,
I don't know how she puts up with you, man.
You left her home alone
tonight on Halloween.
Come on, man.
Crazy things happen around this place.
It's like cursed.
For your information,
She's not at home alone, okay?
She's actually out, on assignment.
Oh, yeah, where?
You're following up this reporter?
Don't tell me she's in the park.
That kid they arrested didn't kill those people.
It was the clowns.
I can't believe you let her go in there.
Well, she's a journalist.
What was I supposed to do?
Anyway, She's not alone, okay.
She's with a work colleague.
Tell me where to send the flowers bro.
She was good, too good for you.
Crazy, man, crazy.
Oh, I will, happy Halloween.
I'm not touching that, you should know.
If you drink it, you're free to go.
You're lying.
Well, I can certainly see why
they called you the waa.
Waa, waa, waa, always complaining.
You know that I created you.
I made you immortal and then you do this.
No, you killed my family,
that's what you did.
You created a monster, made me your kid.
You're not grateful, pain in the ass.
But I'm stronger than you, smarter now too.
I am the shining future
and you are a relic of the past.
You have no future, you'll die in the sun.
Not so sure anymore of you,
does it burn, when the sun touches your skin?
You need to stay in darkness like me now,
without seeing sun ,
you will be done.
You know, I don't think that's true.
Not true at all.
I think you're bluffing
and I'm going to call.
You'll drink this old man
if it's the last thing you do.
I don't think so, I'm not thirsty today.
And rot in this cell or become a Boo.
will die before I become a boo.
I am more.
Reception is dead.
Are you guys getting any signal?
- Oh, Joe. - No.
No, nothing.
We're not even that far out.
I'm know why it's not working.
Chuck, we've been jammed.
He must be seeing some sort of tilt.
No, it's not a guy, telling you it's a demon.
Maybe you should put that thing away.
No, not out of your life, man.
This is gonna be our only evidence
that we had nothing to do
with those deaths in there.
I'm telling you,
this guy is a demon.
Really?
I tell you the guy is a demon,
and you've got nothing to say.
All right, what is he done?
I didn't know.
I don't know who he is.
I'm pretty sure you'll organized some
serious therapy after all this.
No, he's a demon.
He says on his page that he's gonna
make a sacrifice on Halloween.
Bullshit, Chuck and you know it.
A demon from hell has a social media page.
Oh, well he killed your brother, didn't he?
I bet he's already taken the soul Trish.
Say it again.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Say it again.
Trish, just put the crossbows down.
Trish, I'm Sorry, I'm sorry Trish, I'm scared.
Don't you ever talk
about my brother again?
Asshole.
Trish, I'm sorry.
You're a jerk, man.
I thought I saw somebody out there.
The radio is getting no reception.
We're screwed.
No, no, we'll make it partner.
Let me pull this out.
No.
Come on, let me pull it out.
No, you're not pulling out.
Okay, all right, fine, I won't pull it out.
Dude, it broke off
Dispatch we need officers
and paramedics over at century park.
We have an officer down,
repeat, officer down
Okay, I don't know who you are
or what's your malfunctioning?
What's my name?
Crazy bitch ass clown.
Call me the crazy clown again.
Call me just one more time
and you'll see how crazy I get,
when you're swinging from your hide.
You hear me,
I'm coming for your Ryman ass.
They call me Boo, good to you, time to die.
Why are you doing this?
Well, it's Halloween.
I've been shot.
Oh, just stay with me, I got him.
He's gone, I'll get some help.
He shot me.
It's gonna be okay partner.
Welcome to my frigging circus.
You okay?
Yeah, it's just Steve.
Is Steve okay?
Yeah, he's great.
Good, I wouldn't want to have to kick his ass.
He wanted me to ask you
if you can keep me safe tonight?
Right, he thinks the clowns
are going to get us.
No, actually we're having an
announcement to make soon.
Oh, Oh, oh, holy shit.
Congratulations!
Thanks man.
Boy or girl.
It's 10 weeks, that's why we
haven't told anyone yet.
So you're gonna call him Jimmy?
Hell no, what if it's a girl?
Jemimah, Jemica, Jelila.
Jelila, you're an idiot.
AB look at here, UCDs in the house.
Hi, Samuel Rodriguez.
Jordan.
This is my camera man, Jimmy.
Hey man, what's up?
How are you doing?
I can't complain.
You know, there's been some reports
of some crazy clowns in this park.
It's probably just a couple of kids
playing pranks, you know, Halloween,
it's all part of the biz, I guess.
That's my catchphrase from the show.
Are you guys ready to go?
I'm used to shooting things pretty fast,
so I hope you can keep up with my pace.
Let's do it.
is up.
Hey bro.
Okay, I just want to say this one more time.
There is currently a police operation
being conducted in the century park area.
So what would you like the residents do?
We're asking older residents to stay
away from the park tonight
until we can the operation.
Thank you for your time.
Oh, that's what you feel?
Oh, he's our guy, thank you.
You go, man, I got to cover it.
I think we should cut through here.
Guys, guys get down.
Where prey tell are you off to tonight?
No, we have to continue the fright.
We thought we heard a noise.
Yeah, caught our attention here.
Get down, get down.
Stand your post.
Quick clown and around
or boo will bury you underground.
Shoot it straight.
Seriously.
Not standing around, ah boy.
Did you want that?
Your brother's killer getting away?
They killed Brad, they killed John,
I just want to go home.
Yeah, all the way home.
it's true that.
doing nothing.
You guys are the death of that party.
Let's do this.
Well, we thought we should have a look
and give it the all clear.
Well, if there's something in the bushes,
don't wait and see, fire your goddamn weapon.
What's the boo got to do to get a ryman around here?
He should be dead.
No more jokes asshole.
Are there more?
On Halloween there are always more,
more than you imagine,
and there we drop one by one,
to pave the way
Really?
We better go get the cops.
I'm not leaving.
Not after what they've done.
They're not supernatural.
They're just some fucked up guys
dressed in clown suits, that's all.
And I'm going to kill them.
Okay, calm down
Look, someone's gonna get the cops,
and I am leaving.
Whatever, I'll go.
Here check this.
Here is the GPS in the camera.
Hopefully it won't be chatting too, okay?
Okay bro, I'm staying with it.
Will you be okay?
Sure, got a flare gun.
I'll be all right.
Do you know where to go?
Yeah, I'll be fine.
I'll bring back the
Take care of that, that's my life.
Let's go kick some a ass.
Help, somebody help me, help.
You don't need help, you're already dead.
And the help that you crave
is the attention I dread.
Let me out of here you bastard.
I need you to shush!
Be really, really quiet.
'Cause what I'm about to do,
and with you, you know
Let me go you motherfucker.
Help, somebody please help me.
What are the shush?
Do you not understand?
Now as punishment, do I drill your neck,
your nose or your hands?
You motherfucker, you motherfucker?
You're thinking, you're going
to get out of this.
Sadly for you, let truth be told.
This here room is the last
Your offer of sacrifice, although greater that I.
You're sick, you motherfucker.
And most definitely be a fun.
We have to do this ritual every Halloween.
It's like a thing for the gods
Guy, we have a problem.
There's more cops in the gate.
It seems that they traced us
to our humble state.
Did you bring friends?
No.
If they heard what you do?
or for the slaughter?
No.
Or for the stew?
Don't do that.
Get him and bring him down here.
We can top up the elixir with fear.
Don't do that.
You motherfucker!
You ready?
Set.
Here we are at century park,
and as it's Halloween, we've decided
to come out in search of a clown named boo.
With us tonight we have detective Samuel Rodriguez,
and you may know him from the hit TV show UCDs.
Thank you for being my bodyguard here tonight.
You're very welcome.
So UCDs is a very successful
run in the past few years.
It has, it's been a crazy ride.
Now, is it true that in the pilot episode,
you actually lost some officers
right here in century park?
Yeah, still remains one of those
mysteries to this very day.
We believe they came across
a drug deal that went bad.
Mark Castle was the cameraman that
night and he also lost his life.
We think that after witnessing
other offices dying,
he took his own life.
With a shotgun?
Yes.
From the car?
Sure, each vehicle was fitted with a
Mossberg five 90 pump action shotgun.
The pressure leads to suicide.
It's a sad story.
Well, this definitely is the most confusing
mystery the city has ever seen.
Do you think we'll see a clown
or clowns here tonight?
No.
But you're still willing
to come and search with me?
Sure, if that makes you happy.
It sure does, Let's go find boo.
That handsome clowns.
Are you getting this guy?
Yeah.
Let's go.
What was that?
Do you see anything?
It's probably just bears.
They're a lot scarier than clowns, right?
Bear is a real.
You know those things were peculiar.
Come on, let's not start on them.
Over here.
Who's coming for you?
Hey you, you with the gun.
Put your hands in the air.
Go on, run.
Okay, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Are you always dressing like..
Hey
Why you always wanna like
Who are these people?
Where are we wearing the same costume?
Maybe we should just go.
What?
We know where they are now.
We gotta get the cops, get some help.
Yeah, actually I think that's a good idea.
Just follow me, I'll show you inside.
Careful of the floor, Jimmy.
You're gonna have to watch your step,
there's a lot of jagged edges.
You don't wanna cut yourselves.
Careful.
Got it.
Oh my gosh.
Well, this is scary.
Yeah, well you don't wanna be living here,
that's for sure.
So this is where Charles Finley
said he saw the clowns.
Correct, but we've gone over the place.
We've found nothing.
Nothing, no DNA, no bloodstains?
Not a thing.
Surely you found some kind of evidence
of DNA from a squatter or something?
Nothing.
Okay, we're set.
So this is where your fellow officers were found?
Yes, this unfortunately is where a sick young
man killed some of our officers.
And they were your friends?
Well, mostly.
I mean they all gave me a hard time,
but you know that's all part of the biz.
Got it.
Thanks.
Good?
Yup, just doing some cutaways.
Did you see the falling off his jacket?
Yeah, I did.
Now it just says C dicks, Okay.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Let's go.
Are you getting this stuff?
Come on, this is incredible.
You think this is cool,
wait until you see the tunnels
I'm going to show you.
Jordan, pick up your phone.
in the park.
You and Jimmy got to get the hell out of there.
That'd be now.
No, we can't let you go.
You know too much, here you must stay.
You should try your hush.
This is the room where nightmares come true.
Consider it your tomb,
your temple of doom.
Now, which item to use?
Hmm, which one is best?
This one.
This one seems fancy.
May not need the rest.
No, no fuck.
What did you say little boy on the wall?
Will you drink the elixir?
Use of life, hairs on your chest
Come, fuck yourself.
So the choice has been made.
Sacrifice found.
We'll mix your blood with mine,
the elixir we'll create,
keep the nightmare alive
and drink to your fate.
I'll keep her alive, I promise you this.
Don't worry about that.
Just try not to piss.
Well, this is creepy.
Yeah, well, everyone here knows the stories.
So it doesn't surprise me that there were
things like this in this tunnel.
Well, this used to be a subway tunnel, right?
Correct, but there's an old war tunnel down here.
They used to use it to store supplies, you know,
keep high ranking officials
and dignitary safe during possible
missile strikes or air strikes,
that sort of thing.
Now are just forgotten.
Come on, follow me in here.
Come on.
Right here, Jordan.
Hey, it's Jordan, leave a message.
Look Jordan, I need to tell you something.
Is there an incident with an
officer in the park?
Okay, call me as soon as you can.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah I'm good.
Are you okay.
Yeah, it's just the smell of this place.
It's a funny smell, can you smell it?
No, I can't smell anything.
I guess I just have a crazy sensitive nose.
Come on, let's keep heading down.
Let's go.
Okay guys, it's not too much further.
What the fuck?
What?
I saw something.
Well, it's probably nothing.
It's good that I'm doing playback.
There's a clown.
I told you I wasn't crazy.
Oh, cameraman Jimmy just thought he saw
something in these halls.
We've gone over playback.
And if you look at my phone,
there's definitely something
or someone in here with us.
It's likely that they're just
kids playing a prank.
I mean, it is Halloween after all.
Come on, keep following me.
Jordan, I think we should leave.
Yeah, I think you're right.
Please don't leave, you have to stay.
It's Halloween, I wanna play.
I said don't leave.
There's two of them.
I thought you heard,
running back this way is kind of absurd.
As I'm standing here,
now you've been heard.
Ready to stab you.
Killing is my plan, wouldn't go that way?
This way is no, no.
It must be confusing.
Which way do you go, go?
What do we do?
Look.
Boo.
Run, run.
Coming with you.
We're going the wrong way Jordan.
We're going the wrong way.
What the hell just happened?
Did you see that?
How the hell do we get out of here?
Hey boo, boo.
Go, go, go.
Run.
What the hell happened in Rodriguez?
Oh, this isn't creepy?
Run.
Come on this way.
Oh my God.
What the hell is this?
Oh my God.
That's one of the cops that went missing.
That's Jepson.
There's a story here, two cops.
These guys are UC Dick's original UCDS.
That's the missing girl for the year earlier.
Halloween is full of craziness.
We all know what happened last year.
I knew that kid was innocent.
We arrested a guy last year who
we think is the clown.
Please kid, put the gun down.
The kid has been locked up for years,
you're still killing people, come on.
Are you sure you got the right guy?
Chuck Finley was innocent, I knew it.
There's one alive, get her down.
Oh my God, I'll cut you down.
Don't worry, We're gonna get you out of here.
Instead just kill me.
Kill me, kill me.
You can't escape.
I won't let you.
You should've done what she asked you to.
No I can't, I just don't have the heart.
So I keep her there safe in the dark.
Now, your friend with the camera,
he just won't do, it's time for that man
to become a boo.
Oh shit.
Jimmy.
Over here.
Jordan.
Sit down.
Will you drink the brain?
That's he question I asked.
Are you serious or not?
We'll all have a blast.
Elixir in the jug?
Okay, she thought so.
Last chance to answer.
Do it, you're good to go.
I drank the blade.
I drink it too.
Drink our elixir, you'll become a boo.
I'll drink it.
I'll drink the elixir.
Give it to me.
Take a sip to change your life.
You'll be okay for a while.
You'll bang your wife.
Halloween gotta go back and drink some water.
Or think.
How do you feel?
Feels good, don't it?
Oh man, brought you a sacrifice.
If allow.
Unlock these chains.
You're dead.
Not dead yet honey.
Hurry up and Kill her quick.
I have my own, I need to stake.
Back off you freak.
You're an abomination.
I can smell what's inside you.
The boo, the boo has finally spread
and now he keeps me here locked up, barely fed.
See here, we're connected you and I.
You know nothing about.
Wrong, I know everything about you
and your unborn spawn.
You need my bloodline to survive.
If you want to keep that baby of yours alive.
He will kill me, you must help me.
He'll be at his weakest soon.
Take this and when the first light from the
all saints day sun strikes the earth,
his mischievous done,
get to the light.
What's taken so long?
Go.
Kill him off, get to the light, get to the light.
Jimmy.
Not anymore.
Get to the light.
Kiss the sun.
I think it's time you came into the light.
Will you?
No.
Jimmy.
What just happened?
You're a clown.
Oh my God, did I?
You tried to kill me.
What's the last thing you remember?
Walking into the tunnel,
to torture chamber?
I drank the elixir.
Oh my God, are you okay?
The baby?
I think I'm okay,
but I don't know.
Can we tell anybody yet?
And that's a story of how the all powerful,
all knowing boo began.
You're so full of crap.
How do you know all of this?
My mom told me.
Your mom?
She's a journalist, she knows all about it.
I never want to have Halloween again.
Lily, honey, time to go.
Jordan.
You guys.
I've gotta go, my dad's here.
But don't forget what I've told you.
Boo's everywhere and he's coming for you tonight.
Come on, baby, we gotta get ready for a night.
Mommy's waiting for us in the car.
Hey kids, she told you about boo,
don't worry, you'll be out soon.
I'll see you guys around.