1 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,105 So, I know what you're thinking. 2 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,357 Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog 3 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:17,111 being chased by a madman with a mustache from the civil war? 4 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:18,317 Well, fo be honest, 5 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,949 it feels like I've been running my whole life. 6 00:01:21,039 --> 00:01:23,701 Is this foo much? Am I going foo fast? 7 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:26,408 It's kind of what I do... You know what? Let's back up. 8 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,926 This is the island where I'm from. 9 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,338 It had everything. 10 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,765 Sandy beaches, cascading waterfalls, 11 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,717 public access fo loop-de-loops. 12 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,643 And I never had fo cafch a school bus 13 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,972 because I could run across the entire island 14 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,852 in less than two seconds. 15 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,683 Also there was no school. 16 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,894 I know, pretty sweet island, right? 17 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:55,570 Yeah! 18 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:59,775 I was born with extraordinary powers and was told to keep them secret. 19 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,953 And like any kia, I did the exact opposite. 20 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,832 That's longclaw. She fook care of me. 21 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:12,379 She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi jf Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice. 22 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,003 Sonic, someone could have seen you. 23 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,755 No one saw me. I'm too fast! 24 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,757 And I wanted to bring you this. 25 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,925 Get down! 26 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:32,149 Turns out, with great power comes great power-hungry bad guys. 27 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:34,226 And I led them right fo us. 28 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,204 Listen carefully, Sonic. 29 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,667 You have a power unlike anything I have ever seen. 30 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:57,090 And that means someone will always want it. 31 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,886 The only way to stay safe is to stay hidden. 32 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:07,092 This world is on the far side of the universe. 33 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,472 You should be safe there. 34 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:11,305 - I don't want to go without you. - You must. 35 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,982 These rings will be your most important possession. 36 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:20,405 If you're ever discovered, use one. 37 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,865 Never stop running. 38 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,902 Now go! 39 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,869 Longclaw! 40 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,538 Goodbye, Sonic. 41 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:33,629 Nol! 42 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,376 Nol! 43 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,824 Come on, one car? 44 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,377 I'm bored. 45 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,001 Tom, do you read me? Are you there? 46 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,842 No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht in Barbados. 47 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,554 With Rihanna. 48 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:25,671 O-m-g. 49 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,347 That's amazing. Please send pics. 50 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,470 No, Wade. I'm at the speed trap. 51 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,724 Already? How did you get back so fast? Barbados is in the ocean! 52 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,554 Hang on, I think I got something. 53 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,732 Hey, buddy! Where's the fire? 54 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,612 Got kids living around here. 55 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,240 I thought that was kind of funny. Sorry. 56 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,296 What? 57 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,623 Tom, we need you down on main street. 58 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,544 There's been a violent gang shoot-out. 59 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:45,417 Just kidding. A duck stole a bagel. 60 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,173 But they do need it back. 61 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,349 Whoa, buddy. You almost got yourself killed out there. 62 00:06:01,444 --> 00:06:03,480 What are you, some kind of adrenaline junkie? 63 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,654 It must be rough being slow all the time. 64 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:09,028 Tell you what. Today is your lucky day. 65 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,830 Have you ever felt so alive? 66 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,743 This is great. You're doing amazing. 67 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,328 Oh, geez! 68 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,838 Good recovery. 69 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,760 Let's keep this our little secret, okay? 70 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:32,010 You never saw me. I was never here. 71 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:48,070 So, what were you expecting? 72 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:52,151 A dirty little hedgehog eating berries and struggling fo survive? 73 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:56,739 Think again. Because I am living my best life on earth. 74 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,494 I've got a library... 75 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,876 A home gym, 76 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,079 and a slate-of-the-art security system. 77 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,603 Oh, no. 78 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:22,059 And if I'm ever discovered, [Ll follow longclaw's instructions 79 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,983 and use my rings lo escape to a new planet. 80 00:07:25,528 --> 00:07:29,237 A nice, safe little world filled only with mushrooms. 81 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:33,737 Gross, smelly mushrooms. 82 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,365 I hate mushrooms. 83 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,831 But let's not worry about all that. 84 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:44,332 This is green hills, the greatest place on earth. 85 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:50,630 These are my people, Ana, aare I say, I am their lovable space creature. 86 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,551 So what if they don't know I exist? 87 00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:57,724 My favorite person is the donut lora, 88 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,181 protector of this town 89 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:03,980 and defender of all creatures, big and small. 90 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,067 Morning. 91 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,937 Donald. Daisy. Daffy. 92 00:08:08,154 --> 00:08:10,611 Donut lord lives with pretzel lady. 93 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:12,863 She is super nice to animals 94 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:15,988 and strangely was born without bones. 95 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:17,986 Ouch, ouch, ouch. 96 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,289 There is one person in town who's actually onto me. 97 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:23,583 He calls me the blue devil. 98 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:25,535 I almost caught him last night. 99 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,461 Say hello to crazy Carl. 100 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,592 We have fun together. 101 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,796 I know you're out there! 102 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:39,803 And I know you're real! 103 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:42,431 No, I'm not! 104 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,604 Movie night is my favorite. 105 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:46,602 Please, please. 106 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,649 Yes! Keanu! 107 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,352 You are a national treasure. 108 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,813 - When I find you... - Pop quiz, hotshot. 109 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,647 There's a bomb on a bus. 110 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,153 "Pop quiz, hotshot." 111 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,863 It's a classic line. 112 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,536 Basically, we're like a family. 113 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,035 Even though we haven't met yet. 114 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:07,620 You don't think your prolonged isolation is making you a bit crazy perhaps? 115 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,625 Crazy? Me? 116 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,298 No way, doc. You got me all wrong. 117 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:16,754 And despite all these so-called friends of yours, deep down, 118 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,884 you're still rather lonely? 119 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,894 Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever? 120 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:45,908 Uh-uh. Hey! No, no. 121 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,617 Get out of there. Come on. 122 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,044 Oh, come on! Get out of there! 123 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,543 Get out of there, you trash pandas. 124 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:56,926 Maddie, as green hills' most respected veterinarian, 125 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,050 what is the fastest way to exterminate a raccoon? 126 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,598 Hi, ozzy. Hello! You're glad to see me. 127 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,885 You don't eat garbage, do you? 128 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,014 What's that? 129 00:10:06,689 --> 00:10:09,522 - Is that what I think it is? - Uh-huh. Open it. 130 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,982 Oh, it's kind of small. Is that bad? 131 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,776 Just open it. 132 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,529 "Dear Thomas, 133 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,500 we have reviewed your application to the San Francisco police department, 134 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,202 and pending interdepartmental review and background check, 135 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:29,659 we are happy to inform you that you have been selected to join our team." 136 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,164 Oh, my god! “Wow. 137 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,163 Oh, my god. 138 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,633 Ta-dal 139 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,125 "San Francisco sucks." 140 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,514 Wrong one! 141 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,882 Ta-dal 142 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,515 - you never had a doubt, huh? - No! Mm-mmm. 143 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,983 - I can't believe this. - Oh, I know! You did it. 144 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,107 Hey, what are those? 145 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,732 Apartments for rent I found on zillow. 146 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:05,821 I thought ozzy and I could fly there tomorrow and check out some neighborhoods. 147 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,241 I mean, this is all happening so fast. 148 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,997 Oh, man. It's the craziest thing. 149 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,329 You apply for the job, you get the job. 150 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,914 Well, pending a background check. 151 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,089 Oh, man. 152 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:20,590 Hope they don't find out about that time you used the neighbor's Wi-Fi. 153 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,636 Correction: I'm still using the neighbor's Wi-Fi. 154 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,640 But, maddie, are you sure you're okay with this? 155 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,764 Thomas Michael wachowski, 156 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:31,187 what did you do the entire time I was in veterinary school? 157 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:33,230 I worked a second job to pay the rent and... 158 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,104 A third job to pay tuition. 159 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,108 You sacrificed for me. I'm happy to sacrifice for you. 160 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:43,074 Babe, are you sure you're okay with this? 161 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,740 I mean, there's been a wachowski protecting this town 162 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,787 for more than 50 years. 163 00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,199 This is a big change. 164 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:53,576 I'm positive. 165 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,213 It's time for this guy to get out there and prove himself. 166 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,168 I love green hills, but, you know, I want to help people in real trouble. 167 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,467 I want someone to turn to me in a life-and-death situation 168 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,218 and I'll be there for 'em. 169 00:12:07,018 --> 00:12:08,133 I get it. 170 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,186 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 171 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,064 And so it is with a heavy heart that I tell you all 172 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,359 that I've accepted a position at the San Francisco police department, 173 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,152 effective immediately. 174 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,028 It's gonna be tough to leave my hometown and all my friendships. 175 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:27,110 But this is something I feel like I need to do 176 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:32,286 to grow... as both an officer and a man. 177 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,203 What do you think, sergeant sprinkles? 178 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,964 That wasn't so bad, right? 179 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,001 Now all I gotto do is... 180 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,545 Tell everyone who isn't a donut. 181 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,974 Whoa, the playoffs! 182 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,304 So cool. 183 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,548 Bottom of the ninth, tie score. 184 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:46,110 And exactly who you want at the plate with the game on the line... Sonic! 185 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,986 But staring him down from the pitcher's mound 186 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:51,285 is the most fearsome southpaw in green hills... 187 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,737 Also Sonic. 188 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,288 Okay. Focus, Sonic. 189 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:57,333 If you win this game, you'll be the most beloved kid in green hills. 190 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,216 Hit it to the guy in left! He's a real space case. 191 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,380 I can't with that guy. 192 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,593 Hey, batter Sonic. Hey, batter Sonic. "Suh-wing," batter Sonic. 193 00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,601 I got it, I got it, I got it! 194 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:25,895 I don't got it. 195 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,830 Go home! Go home! 196 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,658 Come on! 197 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,630 Safe! 198 00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,795 Yes! Yes! I did it! 199 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,676 Did you see that? I did it. I did it. 200 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,774 I really am alone. 201 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:11,031 All alone. Forever. 202 00:15:45,403 --> 00:15:48,691 I'm sure no one noticed that giant blue explosion, right? 203 00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,622 - Hey, Wade. - Hi, Tom. 204 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:02,416 Wade here. 205 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,164 What is going on? 206 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,166 Well, gosh, I think the power's out. 207 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,590 Yeah, no dur! The lights are out. The whole town is freaking out. 208 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,668 - What should I do? - Okay, relax. 209 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,593 Take a deep breath, call Gil, 210 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,763 see if they can locate the downed line, then... 211 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,263 Call zim and see if he can get his generator over to the super q 212 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,593 so the food stays fresh. 213 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:24,476 Call zim before Gil? 214 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:26,979 - Call Gil... hello? - I'll call you back. 215 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,310 Wait! Hello? Was that the end of the instructions? 216 00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,818 Okay, all right. You can do this. 217 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:37,740 What was the first thing he said to do? 218 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,497 Right. Relax. 219 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,729 Twenty minutes ago, 220 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,476 an energy surge knocked out power across the entire pacific northwest. 221 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:07,567 What do we know? 222 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,064 Well, our first instinct was it was an emp. 223 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,563 But electromagnetic pulses don't have that kind of power. 224 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,240 NASA has ruled out meteor strikes or solar flares. 225 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:18,805 The department of energy says it's not a power plant malfunction. 226 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,696 Well, sounds like we're really good at figuring out what it wasn't. 227 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:24,077 This could be a prelude to a larger attack. 228 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,368 I'm suggesting we scramble the fifth and sixth regiment. 229 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,500 No, no, no, no. 230 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,125 This needs a much more sophisticated mind. 231 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,002 Someone who understands technology. 232 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,835 - You want to send in a lab rat? - Not just any lab rat. 233 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,419 A lab rat with teeth. 234 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,675 You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting. 235 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,506 I know, he's a little weird. Weird? 236 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,138 - No. No way. - He's a psychological tire fire! 237 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:46,642 But he's also brilliant. Five phds, IQ off the charts. 238 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,394 And his drone tech is revolutionary! 239 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,350 You're sure he can handle this? 240 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,356 He has a perfect operations record. 241 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:55,358 - Remember the coup in Pakistan? - No. 242 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,905 Or the uprising in azerbaijanistan? 243 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,075 - That's not even a country. - Exactly. 244 00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:01,368 And you can thank robotnik for that. 245 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,572 I can't believe you're bringing that freak into this. 246 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,999 Neither can I, but... 247 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,035 We have no choice. 248 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:35,864 What the... 249 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,335 Are you in charge here? 250 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,590 - Yes, I am... - Nope! 251 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,591 - My... - Wrong! 252 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,013 - Name... - I'm in charge! 253 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,431 - Is major... - Me! 254 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,179 - Ben... - I'm in charge. 255 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,658 You've never seen anything like this before. 256 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:14,647 It says I'm the top banana in a world full of hungry little monkeys. 257 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,068 Allow me to clarify. 258 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,926 In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, 259 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,066 the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. 260 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,447 - Agent stone? - The doctor thinks you're basic. 261 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,620 I'm initiating a sweep sequence. 262 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,706 Ten miles in every direction should suffice. 263 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,959 - Is he still looking at me funny? - Yes, he is. 264 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:34,816 Tell him to stop or I'll pull up his search history. 265 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,546 If you don't stop looking at the doctor, 266 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,362 - he'll take a closer look... - I'm not deaf. 267 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,342 And tell him his men report to me now. 268 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,134 Excuse me? Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize... 269 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,056 I'm sorry, major. What was your name? 270 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,804 - Benning... - Nobody cares! 271 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:52,263 Nobody cares. Listen, major nobody cares. 272 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,644 You know why nobody cares who you are? 273 00:19:54,735 --> 00:19:57,101 Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. 274 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,063 And nobody cares how proud your mommy is 275 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,648 that you're now reading at a third-grade level. 276 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:07,282 Have you finished Charlotte's web yet? Spoiler alert... she dies in the end. 277 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,409 But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. 278 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,000 My babies. 279 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:19,256 You know what I love about machines? 280 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,552 They do what they're told. They follow their programming. 281 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,972 They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water. 282 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,558 Now you do what you're told. 283 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,352 Stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss... 284 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:35,439 And watch my machines do your job. 285 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,652 - Can you feel it, stone? - I can feel it, doctor. 286 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,813 It's evolution, stone. 287 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,365 It's evolution! 288 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,521 - Agent stone? - Doctor. 289 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:29,528 - Nothing at all, doctor. - Of course you don't. 290 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,542 Your eyes weren't expertly trained to spot tracks 291 00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:34,164 by the native American shadow wolves. 292 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,251 That's extraordinary. 293 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,461 No. 294 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,139 What's extraordinary is I've determined the exact height, weight 295 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:51,762 and spinal curvature of this creature, 296 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,343 and my computer can't find a single match for it 297 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,975 anywhere in earth's animal kingdom. 298 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:02,568 This blackout was not a terrorist attack, and that's no baby bigfoot. 299 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,147 This guy is something else... 300 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:09,195 Entirely. 301 00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,028 Divert all search units to the site of the footprint. 302 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,489 That's one small step for man, 303 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,870 one giant leap for me. 304 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,130 Okay, okay. Everything is fine. 305 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,307 You played some baseball, got a little upset, 306 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:36,386 lightning shot out of your butt, and now they're coming for you. 307 00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:39,571 All right, all right. Earth isn't safe anymore. 308 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,519 Time for plan b... mushroomville. 309 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,397 But I gotta take my stuff. Okay, essential items only. 310 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,820 Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, hair gel, night-light. 311 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,943 Funny hat. This half-eaten cantaloupe. 312 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,899 Oh, and my scented candle. 313 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:53,077 My entire comic book collection. Beanbag chair. 314 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,744 Can a beanbag chair fit in a backpack? 315 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,823 No, no, no. Of course not. That's stupid. 316 00:22:56,917 --> 00:23:00,535 Okay, what else? The rings! The rings, yes, of course. 317 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,207 Here we go. Ring time. 318 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,960 Mushroom planet, here I come. 319 00:23:05,843 --> 00:23:07,174 Oh, no. They're right outside. 320 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,967 I gotta go somewhere else. 321 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,303 Goodbye, cave. 322 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,191 Whatcha doing? 323 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,767 Just coloring with jojo and Rachel. 324 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,944 Ah, that sounds half fun. 325 00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:29,192 Hey, exciting stuff here. We had a power outage. 326 00:23:29,283 --> 00:23:31,148 The whole town went dark. 327 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,575 It was like a sign telling me to get out of dodge. 328 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,698 - Wade must have lost his mind. - Yeah. 329 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,201 And he does not have much to lose. 330 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:40,908 How's your sister? Did she convince you to leave me yet? 331 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:44,245 No, but she did tell me to check your phone for dating apps. 332 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,484 The only apps on my phone are the ones that came with it 333 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:48,464 and the olive garden. 334 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,463 - Because when you're there... - You're family. 335 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:54,008 No way. 336 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,887 The raccoons are back. 337 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,843 And they are in for a surprise. 338 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,351 Your surprise better not be my tranquilizer gun. 339 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,441 They're just hungry. 340 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:06,187 And also, that's for bears. 341 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,270 - Good. Now I know it'll work. - Tom! 342 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,481 I'm kidding. I'm just gonna use it to scare 'em. 343 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,815 Possibly to death. 344 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,150 - Love you, honey. Bye! - Tom... 345 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,199 D-1-v-o-r-c-e. 346 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:24,911 Okay, I'm in. 347 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,667 With minimal damage to donut lord's property. 348 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:29,752 Here we go. 349 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,404 It didn't work out on earth, but that's okay. 350 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:32,713 You're going to a safe world. 351 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:35,296 A nice, safe world full of mushrooms... 352 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:38,554 Mushrooms that'll be your only friends. 353 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,555 That sounds awful. I can't do this. 354 00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,682 You have to do it. There's no other option. 355 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:45,775 All right. 356 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,735 Sfpd, pending background check. 357 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,312 Paws in the air! 358 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,699 Uh, meow? 359 00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:07,245 "San... Francisco"? 360 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:30,563 No. 361 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:36,987 What? 362 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,052 The blue devil. 363 00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,446 - Donut lord? - It can talk. 364 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,574 You're not here to abduct me, are you? 365 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:21,071 You abducted me. 366 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,825 Okay, that's a fair point. What are you? 367 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,748 Why are you hiding out in my garage? 368 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,166 I needed somewhere safe. 369 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,619 And you're the only person I could think of, donut lord. 370 00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,067 Why do you keep calling me donut lord? 371 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,958 'Cause you talk to donuts and then eat them if they get out of line. 372 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,796 Again, fair. 373 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:39,299 Wait. Where are all the mushrooms? Why am I still on earth? 374 00:26:39,389 --> 00:26:42,677 What is... oh, no! I lost my rings. 375 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:44,053 What? 376 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:52,354 What's happening? Is this your mother ship? 377 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,651 I'm not in the mood to get probed. 378 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,445 You think you're worried? I'm not even wearing pants. 379 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,325 What the... 380 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:07,268 - They're coming for me! - Who? What's that got to do with me? 381 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,412 I don't have time to explain, but you have to help me. 382 00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:11,543 No, I don't. Why? 383 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:15,122 Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, 384 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,332 feel like spaghetti. 385 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:19,213 I need your help. Please. It's life or death. 386 00:27:27,187 --> 00:27:28,723 Fine. Come with me. 387 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,599 Little help? 388 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,824 All right, stay here. And be quiet. 389 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,657 Good plan. Great plan! We're already working so well together. 390 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,662 Practically finishing each other's sentences. 391 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,711 Okay, bye. 392 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:01,419 Can I help you? 393 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:06,681 Good morning, my rural chum. 394 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:11,687 I'm... from the power company, investigating the blackout. 395 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:15,106 If you don't mind, I'd like to take a few readings inside your house? 396 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,025 No kidding? You're from the power company? 397 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:19,649 You must know my buddy Spencer. We play softball together. 398 00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,150 Spence. 399 00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:23,360 He's a good man. 400 00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:26,906 - Yeah. Come on in! - Great. 401 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,362 Take all the readings you need. 402 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,197 Except, 403 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:33,332 doesn't the power company usually take their readings from outside the house? 404 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,500 That way they can check them even if you're not home. 405 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,547 Also my buddy Spencer works for the gas company, 406 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,274 and he's more of an ultimate frisbee guy. 407 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,918 So, you want to tell me why you think I'm dumb enough 408 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:44,549 to just let you walk inside my house? 409 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:55,730 I'm sorry, mister... wachowski. 410 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,682 But everyone calls me Tom. 411 00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,643 Except my dentist, he calls me Tim. 412 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,538 But it's gone on for so long that it would be weird if I corrected him. 413 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:05,569 Well, Tom whose dentist calls him Tim, 414 00:29:05,661 --> 00:29:09,370 you may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage. 415 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,492 Yep, no lights. Picked up on that. 416 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,416 Twenty minutes ago, I tracked an energy pulse with a similar signature 417 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,585 to the one that caused that disruption. 418 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,431 Listen, mister... 419 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:34,807 Doctor. 420 00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:37,640 Dr. robotnik. But my dentist calls me Rob. 421 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,816 Look, Dr. robotskeez. 422 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,067 I'm sure what you're here for is very serious, 423 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:46,558 but it's got nothing to do with me. 424 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:47,903 You can ask anyone in town. 425 00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,951 - Everyone knows me. - I bet they do. 426 00:29:50,038 --> 00:29:53,280 I'm sure you're hella popular with the jebs and merles and Billy Bobs 427 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:55,957 in this glorified gas-station rest stop. 428 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,251 Betcha go way back to the days of tippin' cows 429 00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,919 and playin' in a jug band! 430 00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:06,047 And maybe someday you'll achieve your goal 431 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:08,800 of getting a costco card or adopting a labradoodle. 432 00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:14,476 But the reality is, I surpassed everything you're ever going to do... 433 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,349 Before I was a toddler. 434 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:21,358 I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula. 435 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,227 I was breastfed, actually. 436 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:26,314 Nice. Rub that in my orphan face. 437 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,235 Mr. wachowski, 438 00:30:28,327 --> 00:30:33,037 are you familiar with us code 904, title 10, article 104? 439 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,037 Yeah, who isn't... 440 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:39,334 "Anyone who attempts to aid an enemy of the United States shall suffer death." 441 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,621 And if I'm the one that catches you, 442 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:44,589 it'll be even worse. 443 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,009 Worse than death? 444 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:53,386 Okay, I'm a ball, just a normal ball. I'm blending in like a ball. 445 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:56,810 Stop talking. No, you stop talking. Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic. 446 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,479 Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me with x-rays. 447 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,306 I had kind of an embarrassing lunch. 448 00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,369 Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 449 00:31:12,537 --> 00:31:13,857 Don't freak out. Don't freak out. 450 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:16,287 I'm freaking out! 451 00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:21,126 Why don't you have your staircase carpeted? 452 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,544 Compared to what I... 453 00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:27,416 0old pipes. Yeah. 454 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:28,967 Probably just the house settling. 455 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,715 Nothing to see here! 456 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,005 Hey! 457 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:39,765 Here's the thing. 458 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:42,723 I'm never wrong. 459 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:45,897 Well, first time for everything, I guess. 460 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,352 Would you like some cake? 461 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:50,727 I hear raccoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage. 462 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,373 Look at that. 463 00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:06,747 I was right. 464 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,297 Shall we try this again? 465 00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:25,690 I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where it is. 466 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,422 - Five. - I don't know what you're talking about. 467 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:28,936 - Four. - Hey, tough guy. I'm a cop. 468 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,299 And you're threatening an officer. 469 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:32,905 How can you threaten somebody who never existed? Three. 470 00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,275 Come on! Rack your brain. 471 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:40,706 You might be able to come up with some lame excuse to go on living, in two... 472 00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:42,745 One. 473 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:44,952 Wait! Don't hurt him! 474 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,388 This feels excessive. 475 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:05,180 Stay behind me. 476 00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:23,619 Don't worry. I got it right where I want it! 477 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:29,713 Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver packages with these things? 478 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:35,169 This was a horrible plan! What was I thinking? 479 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:39,089 I'm gonna puke! 480 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:46,100 Come on! We gotta get out of here. 481 00:33:46,191 --> 00:33:48,182 Oh, don't tell me that's all you got! 482 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,516 I'm just getting started! 483 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,818 Let me know if you want to go round two with the blue. 484 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,590 Doctor! Are you okay? 485 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:16,092 I saw a guy race out of here and thought... 486 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:17,885 That you should stop them? 487 00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:20,092 Open your mouth 488 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,591 and say you thought that you should stop them. 489 00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:26,224 No, I thought that maybe I should check to see if you were okay. 490 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,914 You know what's hard about being the smartest person in the world? 491 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:33,352 You got that one. 492 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,986 Whatever this creature is, it's our job to secure it, 493 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:42,990 neutralize it, uncover the source of its power. 494 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,491 And if it resists... 495 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:48,784 We take it apart... piece by piece. 496 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,961 See what makes it tick. 497 00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:54,672 - Stone? - Doctor? 498 00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,374 Call optical illusions. 499 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,718 Tell them I need new frames. 500 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:00,882 They know what kind I like. 501 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,973 Oh, and bring that quill. 502 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,471 Yes, doctor. 503 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:12,524 All right, pal, you need to start talking right now. 504 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,023 Who are you? What are you? 505 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,729 I'm a hedgehog! I feel like that's obvious. 506 00:35:17,824 --> 00:35:19,189 And I'm in big trouble. 507 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:20,524 Oh, you're in big trouble? 508 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,097 You're not the one who punched some government weirdo back there. 509 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,908 You think you have problems? I lost my rings. 510 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:27,719 - Rings? What are you talking about? - Okay. 511 00:35:27,792 --> 00:35:31,455 Rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. 512 00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:34,003 And now mine are on top of a pointy building 513 00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,456 I've only ever seen on your skintight t-shirt. 514 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:37,461 Hey. 515 00:35:37,552 --> 00:35:39,508 So, I'd like you to take me to San Francisco 516 00:35:39,596 --> 00:35:42,838 so I can get back my rings and use them to go to the mushroom planet. 517 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,425 Mushroom planet. Yes! 518 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:48,388 Right. 519 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,814 Okay, pal, out you go. 520 00:35:53,902 --> 00:35:55,642 - I'm sorry, what? - Look. 521 00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:58,820 This is the worst possible time for me to get myself into trouble, okay? 522 00:35:58,907 --> 00:36:01,023 You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. 523 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:04,280 Now, please, go find your rings and your mushroom land. 524 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:06,098 Hopefully I'm gonna wake up in a hospital bed 525 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,643 and the doctor's gonna tell me that my colonoscopy was a big success. 526 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:09,667 Okay? So goodbye. 527 00:36:10,335 --> 00:36:12,951 - Okay. Goodbye. - Goodbye. 528 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:18,715 - Why aren't you leaving? - I don't know where San Francisco is. 529 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:19,882 It's west. West? 530 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,255 - Straight shot, can't miss it. - Fine. That's cool. 531 00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,178 I'm totally cool saying goodbye now. 532 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:33,472 So, as I crashed into the cold, dark water of the pacific, 533 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:35,272 I realized a few things. 534 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:38,313 A, I have no idea where I'm going. 535 00:36:38,405 --> 00:36:40,646 B, salt water stings. 536 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:45,029 C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now, but I am. 537 00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,985 Why“? Because you shot me! 538 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,991 - I know. - You shot me! 539 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:53,246 All right, I heard you the first time. You don't have to pile it on. Good grief. 540 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:56,203 I'm wet. I'm cold. 541 00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,162 There's a fish on my head! 542 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:01,466 And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own. 543 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,761 All right, get in the truck. 544 00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:10,592 Really? You're gonna help me? 545 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:13,332 I guess it is a little bit my fault that all this is happening to you. 546 00:37:13,356 --> 00:37:16,473 Not a little bit. Entirely. It is entirely your fault. 547 00:37:16,568 --> 00:37:18,328 Okay, it's entirely my fault. Are you coming? 548 00:37:18,862 --> 00:37:19,897 Yes. 549 00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:23,365 Road trip! 550 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:25,617 What am I doing? 551 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,639 All right, there's gonna be rules on this trip. 552 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:31,496 Number one, do exactly as I say all the time. 553 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,661 - Got it? - Got it, donut lord. 554 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,367 Would you stop with the "donut lord"? 555 00:37:36,212 --> 00:37:37,793 I have a name. It's Tom. 556 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,423 I'm Sonic. 557 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:42,131 Sonic. Sonic. 558 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,627 So you've been spying on us all for years. 559 00:37:45,722 --> 00:37:47,158 I mean, I wouldn't call it “spying.” 560 00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,513 We were all just hanging out, 561 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,182 only I wasn't invited and no one knew I was there. 562 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:53,760 I can't believe crazy Carl was right all this time. 563 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:56,562 Yeah. You should call him super observant Carl instead. 564 00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,978 Oh, my god, stop the car right now! “What? What? 565 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,230 "The world's largest rubberband ball"? 566 00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:04,529 - We gotta see it! - No. No. 567 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,278 No, this is not some fun family road trip, okay? 568 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:11,077 The government wants to dissect you and arrest me. This is serious. 569 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:14,239 You're right. It was lame. 570 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,746 Gift shop was cool though. I got you a mouse pad. 571 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,497 When are we gonna get there? 572 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,670 We will get there when we get there. 573 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,646 I'm gonna go check in with Wade, see if he knows what's going on. 574 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,228 You're gonna see Wade in that glass thing? 575 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,279 What is it, a teleportation box? 576 00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,115 It's a pay phone. 577 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:53,570 It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives from the law, which is us. 578 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,585 Stay in the car. I don't want anybody seeing you. 579 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,334 Fine. 580 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:20,556 Okay, okay. That is the coolest place on earth, but you have to stay in the car. 581 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:32,529 Be strong. Be strong. 582 00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:41,834 Hello. Green hills police department. 583 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,661 - Wade, it's me. - Hj 584 00:39:43,756 --> 00:39:45,246 I'm so glad that you called. 585 00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,798 So, some guys came in asking some questions. 586 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,547 They're a little creepy. 587 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:52,299 Kind of reminded me of the guys from men in black, 588 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:55,678 but not as likable or charming as will Smith. 589 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,053 Wait, what kind of questions? 590 00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:00,512 Questions about terrorism? 591 00:40:00,607 --> 00:40:03,724 I told them that I've gone ice fishing with Tom. 592 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,228 He doesn't know how to make a bomb. 593 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,686 He can't even make bait in the cold. 594 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:09,800 All right, Wade, listen to me. This is really important. 595 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,314 Don't tell them that we talked, okay? 596 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,949 You know, I think they already know. 597 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,125 Mr. wachowski. 598 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,377 Tom. 599 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:24,877 I want you to know that the only other person 600 00:40:24,964 --> 00:40:28,172 who ever punched me in the face was the school bully. 601 00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:30,796 He hit me in the cafeteria, causing a blunt-force contusion 602 00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:33,503 to the soft tissue surrounding my orbital bone. 603 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:35,634 Humiliated me in front of the entire school! 604 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:37,386 And do you know what I did in response? 605 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:40,594 I'm assuming that you reported him to the principal's office 606 00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,625 'cause that kind of behavior is really unacceptable. 607 00:40:42,649 --> 00:40:45,937 No. I examined the inefficiency of a world where brawn trumped brain, 608 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,985 and I used technology to resolve that inefficiency. 609 00:40:49,072 --> 00:40:52,155 The boy ate his meals through a straw for a year. 610 00:40:52,241 --> 00:40:53,981 And I have never lost a fight again. 611 00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:55,494 Until today. 612 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,068 Hey, hooray for me then, huh? 613 00:40:57,163 --> 00:41:00,155 No, because you're about to become the bully with the straw! 614 00:41:00,249 --> 00:41:02,831 I'm coming for you, Mr. wachowski. 615 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:04,284 And when I catch you, ['ll... 616 00:41:05,380 --> 00:41:06,836 Hello. 617 00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:08,003 Hello? 618 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:09,675 Hello, hello, hello? 619 00:41:09,759 --> 00:41:13,001 I think he actually hung up, because I notice that the light isn't on. 620 00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:14,586 Thank you, officer brainfart. 621 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:16,797 If you give me a second, I can get an outside line. 622 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:19,098 No. Don't be bothered. 623 00:41:19,185 --> 00:41:24,100 You just sit there and be "u"... 'Seless. 624 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,779 No one's gonna erase my memory here? 625 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,779 I will tell people about this! 626 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:43,289 Okay, not exactly the healthiest meal, but... 627 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,495 Sonic? 628 00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,880 Oh, no. 629 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,166 No, no! 630 00:41:58,766 --> 00:41:59,766 Yeah! 631 00:42:08,192 --> 00:42:09,648 Howdy, pardner! 632 00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:11,171 I'm not your partner. Come on. We're leaving. 633 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,937 But there's a zz top cover band. You gotta see their beards. 634 00:42:14,032 --> 00:42:16,552 You're gonna have to catch 'em some other time. Let's go. Get up! 635 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:19,534 If we stay, I promise I won't say another word for the rest of the trip, 636 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,156 starting... now. 637 00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:24,868 Welcome to the piston pit. What can I get you fellas? 638 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,245 I want nachos and buffalo wings. Oh, and guac. 639 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,702 Funny word, isn't it? Guac, guac! Guac. 640 00:42:29,797 --> 00:42:33,961 Hey, no kids allowed in here. What's he got on, some kind of mask? 641 00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:38,591 He's actually 43 years old and suffers from a very rare skin disease 642 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:42,970 that stunts his growth and makes him look... like that. 643 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,267 The face, I was born with. 644 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,719 The confidence, I picked up along the way. 645 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:49,772 - Make his a mello yello, please. - Okay. 646 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:53,643 - You owe me one. - I never sat on a barstool before. 647 00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:55,194 So squishy! 648 00:42:55,281 --> 00:42:56,862 Oh, look at this. It spins. 649 00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:58,860 - Yes. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 650 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:00,657 - That's nice. - I feel sick. 651 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,828 Are you having fun? Gonna check this off the ol' bucket list, huh? 652 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,906 Big night for you. What's a bucket list? 653 00:43:06,959 --> 00:43:08,824 A bucket list is... 654 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,502 It's a list of things you want to do in your life 655 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,955 before you, well, kick the bucket. 656 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,665 I've never kicked a bucket either! 657 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,466 Oh, I gotta make my list. 658 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,679 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. 659 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:23,882 Oh, Sonic! 660 00:43:24,727 --> 00:43:25,967 Uh-huh. 661 00:43:30,983 --> 00:43:32,268 What? What's the matter? 662 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,692 There's so much stuff I've never done. 663 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:38,567 And now that I'm leaving earth forever, I guess I missed my chance. 664 00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:47,768 Well, I guess this is the kind of place you could get a lot of living done 665 00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,453 in a short period of time. 666 00:43:50,294 --> 00:43:51,534 I suppose we can spare an hour. 667 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,166 What? You're gonna bucket-list with me? 668 00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:57,090 - Sure, why not? - You won't regret this. 669 00:43:57,176 --> 00:43:58,666 Oh, I'm pretty sure I will. 670 00:44:23,369 --> 00:44:24,484 New high score! 671 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:34,122 Wait a second. Is this bull missing a head, or does it have two butts? 672 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:38,456 This is easy. 673 00:44:38,551 --> 00:44:39,666 Okay. 674 00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,672 I'm a cowboy, baby! 675 00:44:48,936 --> 00:44:50,551 I'm okay. 676 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:57,277 Yeah! 677 00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:01,524 Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. 678 00:45:01,616 --> 00:45:03,106 Nice work, Romeo. 679 00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:06,533 - Glad you're having a good time. - I am having a good time! 680 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:09,488 I'm having the best time. I mean, what could go wrong? 681 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:15,201 Can we help you? 682 00:45:15,296 --> 00:45:16,911 We don't like your kind around here. 683 00:45:17,006 --> 00:45:18,962 Our kind? What kind is that? 684 00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:22,260 Hipsters. 685 00:45:23,095 --> 00:45:24,631 - How dare you. - Hey. You know what? 686 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,202 We were leaving anyway. Weren't we? There's not a problem here. 687 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:29,348 - No, no, no, it's okay. - No, no, no, we're leaving. 688 00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:32,177 I know exactly how to handle this situation. 689 00:45:33,272 --> 00:45:34,887 Pop quiz, hotshot. 690 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:37,314 You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog 691 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,517 who's seen way too many action movies. 692 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:42,024 What do you do? What do you do? 693 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:46,148 Am I crazy? It's supposed to break, right? 694 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,766 Break, please. Break, please. Break this bottle, please. 695 00:45:50,790 --> 00:45:52,280 - Please, please, please. - Sonic? 696 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:54,376 Uh-oh! 697 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:05,755 Nice going! 698 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,552 Thanks! It's awesome right? 699 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,076 All right, who's next? Who wants some? 700 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:10,761 Who do I get to beat up? 701 00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,676 Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress? 702 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:15,807 Still waiting on those buffalo wings. 703 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,351 Why, you! 704 00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:27,117 Uh-oh! 705 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:30,578 Really? 706 00:48:03,339 --> 00:48:04,339 Ole' 707 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,563 - So, should we get out of here? - Yeah, time to go. 708 00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,811 That was amazing! Wait a second. Did we even pay our tab? 709 00:48:27,905 --> 00:48:29,270 It doesn't matter! 710 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:31,365 Watch this, watch this. I always wanted to do this. 711 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,904 - Get 'em! - See ya, suckers! 712 00:48:37,998 --> 00:48:41,161 I can't say for sure, but I think they liked me. 713 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:44,372 Come on! Don't let 'em get away! 714 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:47,962 - Yes! - Yeah! 715 00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,381 - Yes! - Ouch! 716 00:48:49,468 --> 00:48:52,175 - He got you pretty good. - I'm all right. I've been hit harder. 717 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:54,094 Did you see how much toilet paper I used? 718 00:48:54,181 --> 00:48:57,389 The next person that goes into that bathroom will have nothing to wipe with! 719 00:48:58,310 --> 00:49:00,551 The floors were sticky. The crowd was rough. 720 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:02,136 And the odds were against us. 721 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:05,519 But there was no stopping donut lord and the blue blur. 722 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:08,066 Scratch another one off my list. 723 00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,361 You are a weird little dude. 724 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:24,621 Okay. 725 00:49:24,712 --> 00:49:25,952 So, what are we gonna do now? 726 00:49:27,882 --> 00:49:30,999 I'm gonna pass out watching TV. I think you should too. 727 00:49:31,093 --> 00:49:32,629 But this is my last night on earth. 728 00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:34,460 I want to soak up every last second. 729 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,638 All right, anything you can find to do in this room, you knock yourself out. 730 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:46,389 Good times. 731 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,278 Oh, come on. 732 00:49:50,946 --> 00:49:52,777 That's awful. What did you eat? 733 00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:55,231 I think it's called a chili dog? 734 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,908 You might want to check your fur on that one, buddy. 735 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:01,988 Hey. So, what's this next planet you're supposed to go to like? 736 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,414 It's no earth, I can tell you that. 737 00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:08,245 There's no people, just breathable air and giant mushrooms and stuff. 738 00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:10,496 Well, look at it this way. 739 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:13,298 At least you won't be the only "fun-guy." 740 00:50:13,969 --> 00:50:16,381 No. Don't ever do that again. 741 00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:18,887 I liked it. 742 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,100 I'm really gonna miss this place. 743 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:26,896 I know I have to leave earth to be safe, but what if longclaw was wrong? 744 00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:30,016 Maybe I could have a life here. 745 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:37,106 All right. We should get some sleep. 746 00:50:38,410 --> 00:50:39,900 You sleep. Don't worry about me. 747 00:50:39,995 --> 00:50:43,158 I'm gonna stay up all night enjoying earth while I can. 748 00:50:43,832 --> 00:50:45,493 Sure, kid. 749 00:50:45,584 --> 00:50:47,745 As long as we're on the road by 8:00. 750 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,675 I had a chili dog. That's why my farts smell. 751 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:16,354 Thomas wachowski, accused of committing an act of domestic terrorism. 752 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,281 Wachowski is considered armed and dangerous. 753 00:51:19,368 --> 00:51:21,233 Any information regarding his whereabouts 754 00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:24,070 should be reported lo local authorities immediately. 755 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:31,789 Did he say where he was going? 756 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:37,917 Maybe. Maybe not. 757 00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:40,172 Like I'd ever tell you. 758 00:51:41,724 --> 00:51:43,430 Stand down, agent stone. 759 00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:45,803 This well-meaning citizen obviously doesn't understand 760 00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,179 the urgency of the matter. 761 00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:51,142 Really? 762 00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:56,276 Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop. 763 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:01,531 Left yourself open. 764 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,961 Judging by the quickest route to San Francisco, 765 00:52:05,998 --> 00:52:09,161 the approximate speed of their vehicle, and local weather conditions... 766 00:52:10,794 --> 00:52:12,204 They should be... 767 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,833 Right about... 768 00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:17,422 Here. 769 00:52:17,509 --> 00:52:21,127 - That's brilliant, sir. - Thanks... for nothing. 770 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:26,514 - So, what's on your bucket list? - Who, me? 771 00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:28,202 Yeah. Everyone has a bucket list, right? 772 00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,932 Sure, but, I mean, you're the one leaving earth, 773 00:52:31,023 --> 00:52:33,355 and I'm not planning on dying anytime soon. 774 00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:36,775 Don't be so sure. Your best friend is a magnet for danger. 775 00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,195 - Are you anointing yourself as the bestie? - Mm-hmm. 776 00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,648 A little presumptuous, but... I mean... what, no... 777 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:46,452 I like you, of course, but, you know, we're not best friends. 778 00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:49,078 You tucked me in last night. 779 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:50,781 Fine, fine, fine. Best animal friend. 780 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:52,616 - That would be my dog, ozzy. - Okay. 781 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:56,169 Let's drop this increasingly humiliating topic of conversation. 782 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:57,962 Bucket list. Give it to me! 783 00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:00,082 Okay, there is one thing. 784 00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,669 In green hills, I've always felt, 785 00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:07,052 I don't know, more like a babysitter than a real cop, you know? 786 00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:10,054 So I want a chance to prove myself, under real pressure. 787 00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:13,387 I'm gonna move to San Francisco, become a street cop. 788 00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:15,973 And, I don't know, see if I have what it takes. 789 00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:18,111 What? 790 00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:20,978 Why... why is your face doing that? 791 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:23,029 You're leaving green hills? 792 00:53:23,659 --> 00:53:24,774 Okay. 793 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,610 B-b-but why? Why would you leave green hills? 794 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:30,350 This may be hard for you to understand, but green hills is a small town. 795 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:31,580 It's a very small town. 796 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:34,500 It's not small. There are hundreds of people. 797 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:35,996 That's a small town, dude! 798 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:38,921 It's a perfect town, and the people need you. 799 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:42,374 Please. I clean out their gutters. I jump-start their cars in the winter. 800 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,863 They could call anybody to do that. 801 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:47,926 Sure, they can call anybody, but they don't. They call you. 802 00:54:05,033 --> 00:54:07,445 Eeny, meeny, miny... 803 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:09,450 Mayhem. 804 00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:22,902 - You're not making any sense. - Would you calm down? 805 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:25,542 You come from a great town with great people and, by my count, 806 00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,548 zero bad guys trying to kill you! 807 00:54:29,683 --> 00:54:30,683 Besides, 808 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:34,386 what could possibly be more important than protecting the people you care about? 809 00:54:41,028 --> 00:54:42,268 Look, I get your poi... 810 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:45,646 Yeah! 811 00:54:52,956 --> 00:54:56,790 You know what? I was wrong about you. You're not the donut lord at all. 812 00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:58,583 You're more like the jerk lord. 813 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:01,036 Have you noticed the harpoon stuck in our dash? 814 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:08,089 Sonic! 815 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,886 I was forced from my home. 816 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:11,659 Your home is perfect, and you're leaving it. 817 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,344 Why would you do that? 818 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:16,559 - Your body! - Oh, no, not again! 819 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:17,682 Hey! Hold on! 820 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:19,513 - Why? - Because I'm gonna do this. 821 00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:39,662 Sonic! 822 00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:42,043 Sonic! 823 00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:48,672 Guess I had a bonus life. 824 00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:52,592 Oh, yeah, baby! 825 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:55,925 Sonic, one. Big tank, zero. I'm sorry. 826 00:55:56,019 --> 00:55:58,305 - Did we get that on camera? - How are you not dead? 827 00:55:58,397 --> 00:56:00,103 I have no idea. 828 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:02,397 - Do you see me dancing? - Yes, I saw you dance. 829 00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:03,940 Is that all you got? 830 00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:05,938 No, but thank you for asking. 831 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:12,358 - Uh-oh. - Sonic! Get back in the truck! 832 00:56:12,452 --> 00:56:14,317 You go. I'll catch up. 833 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:27,585 I think that tank just had a baby. 834 00:56:40,147 --> 00:56:41,182 Incoming! 835 00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:46,441 - It's my turn! - You just had one. It's mine! 836 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:48,610 Hey, stop fighting or I'm taking that thing away! 837 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:49,732 Yeah, right, dad. 838 00:57:01,627 --> 00:57:02,627 Where are you going? 839 00:57:02,711 --> 00:57:05,453 Just drive the car. I'll take care of this. 840 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:07,412 And if I don't make it, just ditch me. 841 00:57:07,507 --> 00:57:08,747 You seem good at that. 842 00:57:18,727 --> 00:57:20,763 Hey, everyone! Welcome back to my livestream. 843 00:57:20,854 --> 00:57:23,061 Today we're destroying robots. Step one. 844 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:29,897 Yes, we did it! 845 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:37,067 We did not do it. Who is this guy? 846 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:39,699 Ever wonder where your tax dollars are going? 847 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:40,825 My turn. 848 00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:43,828 Here, just keep us going straight. I put it in cruise control. 849 00:57:43,919 --> 00:57:45,659 I feel just like vin diesel. 850 00:57:45,754 --> 00:57:47,585 "It's all about family, Tom." 851 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:55,798 Quick suggestion. 852 00:57:55,889 --> 00:57:58,756 Roll up into a ball and smash him with your body. 853 00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:02,218 Where'd you learn how to drive? 854 00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,682 Here. In this truck. It's happening as we speak. 855 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,975 I can't reach it. Bring him in closer. 856 00:58:10,070 --> 00:58:12,527 - What? - Bring it in closer! Hit the brakes. 857 00:58:12,614 --> 00:58:13,820 You mean this one? 858 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:15,981 The other brakes! 859 00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:33,336 Give me a big, fat break! 860 00:58:39,266 --> 00:58:41,427 This one is cute. Let's keep him. 861 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:46,011 Oh, come on! 862 00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:48,597 How could something so adorable be so terrible? 863 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,230 You've got car insurance, right? 864 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:01,363 Buzz off. 865 00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:03,070 That doesn't sound good. 866 00:59:03,165 --> 00:59:05,497 - No, beeping is bad. Get rid of it! - I'm trying. 867 00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,324 Throw it out the win... throw it anywhere! 868 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:09,705 - I can't get it off. - All right, I'm pulling over. 869 00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,507 - Did I get it? - Nope. 870 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:22,224 Here. Hold still. 871 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:25,388 It's going, it's going... 872 00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:26,719 It's still here. 873 00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:31,143 Get off me. 874 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:33,194 Nailed it! 875 00:59:42,704 --> 00:59:44,035 Sonic! 876 00:59:51,463 --> 00:59:52,623 No, no. 877 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:03,467 Hey. Come on. You're all right. Wake up. Wake up. 878 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:11,896 Did we get 'em? 879 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,599 No, there they are. 880 01:00:14,694 --> 01:00:17,185 They are real survivors, those two. 881 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:23,700 Can we have a moment”? 882 01:00:26,665 --> 01:00:28,075 Pin yourself to the wall. 883 01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:31,787 You know, I won't miss you when you're gone. 884 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:35,746 Human beings are unreliable and stupid, and I care very little about them. 885 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:38,548 But my machines are diligent, relentless. 886 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,466 They're everything to me! 887 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:19,831 Come on, buddy. 888 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:22,292 You're gonna be all right. You'll be all right. 889 01:01:28,018 --> 01:01:29,058 - Is maddie here? - No, no. 890 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:30,496 - Not today. Goodbye. - It's an emergency! 891 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,476 - Bye-bye. - Rachel, stop! Please! Maddie! 892 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:34,054 Don't do this. This is important. 893 01:01:34,149 --> 01:01:36,294 - Oh, my god! Rachel, let him in. - I am calling the police. 894 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,525 No, I am calling the FBI. I am calling the CIA. 895 01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:40,464 - Stop. Don't do that. - I am calling your mother. 896 01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,149 - Okay, got it. - Maddie, can we talk? 897 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:43,150 Tom, what's going on? 898 01:01:43,241 --> 01:01:45,344 You're all over the news. I've been trying to call you. 899 01:01:45,368 --> 01:01:47,138 I had to ditch my phone so they couldn't track me. 900 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:48,572 - Ditch his phone? - Track you? 901 01:01:48,663 --> 01:01:51,075 - Uncle Tommy! - Jojo! Hey! 902 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,657 Now your niece is an accessory to treason. 903 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,272 - No, she's not. - Would you calm down? 904 01:01:55,337 --> 01:01:57,328 Calm down? I will not calm down! 905 01:01:57,422 --> 01:01:59,037 - Enough. - Yes, calm down. Stop talking. 906 01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,293 No. Ozzy, please. Good to see you too. 907 01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:04,175 Little lord baby Jesus. 908 01:02:04,262 --> 01:02:05,547 What is that, Tom? 909 01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:07,004 Is that plutonium? Is it e-mails? 910 01:02:07,098 --> 01:02:08,804 Yes, it's plutonium. 911 01:02:08,892 --> 01:02:11,725 Can we please go in the other room and talk... stop it, ozzy. Quit it! 912 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:13,517 This is why I told you he was no good. 913 01:02:13,605 --> 01:02:15,971 - I'm not engaging. - No, ozzy, quit it. 914 01:02:18,026 --> 01:02:20,187 Ozzy, no! Ozzy, no! 915 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,110 Oh, catch me, jojo. 916 01:02:25,158 --> 01:02:26,273 Thank god. 917 01:02:27,786 --> 01:02:29,572 Can I get a glass of water? 918 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,672 I just thought you might like a latte with steamed Austrian goat milk. 919 01:04:14,601 --> 01:04:16,512 What do I look like, an imbecile? 920 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:19,811 Of course I want a latte. I love the way you make them! 921 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,986 Ready the prototype. 922 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:30,814 With this kind of power, 923 01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:34,822 my machines can finally reach their full potential. 924 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:42,997 He's gonna be okay, jojo. 925 01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:47,084 Oh, thank god. He's gonna be okay, right? 926 01:04:47,175 --> 01:04:49,666 I'm a vet, Tom. I don't even know what I'm looking at here. 927 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,877 He's a hedgehog. Or so he says. 928 01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:53,632 - It talks? - Almost constantly. 929 01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:55,217 Okay. 930 01:04:56,935 --> 01:04:58,266 Holy... what? 931 01:04:58,353 --> 01:04:59,809 His pulse is super fast. 932 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:01,727 That actually might be normal for him. 933 01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:03,455 I don't know. You gotta help him, maddie. 934 01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:05,265 I don't know his physiology. 935 01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,897 He doesn't seem to have any broken bones. 936 01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:10,194 He's just really banged up. 937 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,699 Oh, look at his poor little feet. 938 01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:20,531 Hang in there, buddy. You're gonna be all right. 939 01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:26,332 Jojo? Untie your mother. Jojo! 940 01:05:26,423 --> 01:05:28,505 Untie mommy. 941 01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:30,707 Sweetie. Jojo! 942 01:05:34,013 --> 01:05:35,378 I have to go to the bathroom. 943 01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:37,589 He's gonna be okay, right? 944 01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,595 He'll snap out of this. He'll wake up soon? 945 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:41,347 Oh, smelling salts! 946 01:05:41,438 --> 01:05:44,805 Don't you have, like, vet smelling salts, like, for cats or parakeets or something? 947 01:05:44,899 --> 01:05:48,312 - No. They don't make cat smelling salts. - They should. 948 01:05:48,403 --> 01:05:52,567 I have human smelling salts in my human first aid kit. 949 01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:55,198 Okay. 950 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,909 - Here we go. - Come on, buddy. 951 01:05:58,997 --> 01:05:59,997 Gotta go fast! 952 01:06:03,334 --> 01:06:05,746 Where am I? What year is it? Is the rock president? 953 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:07,498 Whoa, buddy, you're okay. Calm down. 954 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:08,795 Hi, pretzel lady! 955 01:06:08,882 --> 01:06:10,338 Hi. 956 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,502 Tom? Yeah. 957 01:06:12,594 --> 01:06:13,754 Can I talk to you, please? 958 01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,259 Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest. 959 01:06:19,350 --> 01:06:20,931 You got it. I am great at resting. 960 01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:22,509 I rest faster than anybody. 961 01:06:22,604 --> 01:06:23,844 Still talking. 962 01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:27,726 First of all, can we take a moment to acknowledge how under control I've been? 963 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,523 - Amazing. - Didn't freak out. 964 01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:31,943 - No. - Totally calm. 965 01:06:32,030 --> 01:06:33,145 Thank you. 966 01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:35,609 Second of all... 967 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:39,367 What the heck is going on? Is that thing an alien? 968 01:06:39,454 --> 01:06:43,197 Okay, so, remember how crazy Carl is always going on about the blue devil? 969 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:44,701 The blue devil! 970 01:06:44,792 --> 01:06:46,908 - That's him? He's real? - Yeah. 971 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,959 What is he doing here? What are you doing here? 972 01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:53,461 I kinda, sorta, shot our little blue friend with your trang gun. 973 01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:56,088 - No, you did not. - I didn't mean to. 974 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,135 Okay. This is kinda hard for me to explain. 975 01:06:58,223 --> 01:06:59,963 And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy. 976 01:07:00,058 --> 01:07:03,676 He has to get to the Transamerica building, and I promised I'd take him. 977 01:07:03,770 --> 01:07:06,011 Uh-uh! Aliens? 978 01:07:06,105 --> 01:07:08,562 Maddie, your husband's lost his mind. 979 01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:10,641 Use this as an opportunity to leave him. 980 01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:12,441 No one would judge you. 981 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:19,107 So you won't hurt your feet anymore. 982 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,697 - Really? - Uh-huh. 983 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:24,533 No one's ever given me a gift before. 984 01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:27,373 I gotta check that off my bucket list. 985 01:07:37,303 --> 01:07:38,964 All right! Looking good! 986 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,141 Okay. 987 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:46,051 You said you wanted to help people in real trouble, right? 988 01:07:47,021 --> 01:07:48,386 Well, that's what you're doing. 989 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,973 Blue alien hedgehogs still count as people. Right? 990 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:53,353 I think so too. Yeah. 991 01:07:53,444 --> 01:07:54,650 - I think. - Okay. 992 01:07:54,737 --> 01:07:56,898 I love you. Did I tell you that already? 993 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:58,821 I don't deserve you. You know that? 994 01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,193 I know that. 995 01:08:03,037 --> 01:08:07,246 So, you're supposed to be Tom's best friend that he won't shut up about. 996 01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:10,541 Well, I don't see the appeal. 997 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:13,957 Stop! 998 01:08:14,048 --> 01:08:16,255 That is very gross. 999 01:08:17,677 --> 01:08:18,883 = Sean 1000 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:22,178 so, my truck still runs, but it's pretty much totaled. 1001 01:08:22,265 --> 01:08:24,326 You think your sister would mind if we borrowed her car? 1002 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:25,931 You have got to be kidding me! 1003 01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:28,581 - She'll be fine. - Yeah, let's do that. 1004 01:08:28,605 --> 01:08:29,890 Mm-hmm. 1005 01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:32,267 This is my house! 1006 01:08:33,026 --> 01:08:34,482 Coming through! 1007 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,568 Now this is my turn, and I go around him. 1008 01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:41,068 Sorry! And, perfect park. 1009 01:08:41,159 --> 01:08:43,137 - What are you, crazy? - Is there anything you didn't hit? 1010 01:08:43,161 --> 01:08:44,867 Why did we let the alien drive? 1011 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,912 Hey, I got us here. And please, five stars. 1012 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:52,621 - So, this is it? - That's it. That's your pyramid. 1013 01:08:53,046 --> 01:08:55,128 Wow, look at that thing! 1014 01:08:55,214 --> 01:08:56,374 What happens now? 1015 01:08:58,009 --> 01:08:59,874 - He's... gone. - Yep. 1016 01:09:01,220 --> 01:09:03,586 No good. You need a special key to get to the roof. 1017 01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:05,972 What now? 1018 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:09,388 Time for me to abuse the power entrusted to me. 1019 01:09:19,197 --> 01:09:20,812 We got a jumper on the roof. 1020 01:09:20,907 --> 01:09:23,787 Gotta get up there fast or we're gonna have a human pancake on our hands. 1021 01:09:24,285 --> 01:09:26,071 You came all the way from Montana. 1022 01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:28,903 Yeah. That's how serious it is. 1023 01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:34,795 Okay. 1024 01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:38,004 You just saved a life. 1025 01:09:46,891 --> 01:09:49,473 How much longer? I can't breathe in here. 1026 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:54,103 Hello? Anybody there? 1027 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,932 - Do you have your child in that bag? - No. 1028 01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:00,151 I mean, yes, it's a child, but it's not mine. 1029 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:02,280 It's not your child. 1030 01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:04,860 Relax. I'm a cop, okay? 1031 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:06,470 Plus, he likes it in there, don't you, buddy? 1032 01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:07,984 Why would I like it in here? 1033 01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:10,912 This is worse than the dog cage you had me in earlier. 1034 01:10:11,874 --> 01:10:12,874 Such a kidder. 1035 01:10:15,670 --> 01:10:17,456 - Okay. - No, I'm scared of the dark! 1036 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:19,295 Is anybody there? 1037 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,386 What were you keeping in this bag? 1038 01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,016 A jar of pickled farts? 1039 01:10:36,107 --> 01:10:37,597 All right. What are we looking for? 1040 01:10:41,195 --> 01:10:42,275 This. 1041 01:10:43,114 --> 01:10:45,070 Okay. What happens now? 1042 01:10:45,158 --> 01:10:48,220 Now all I have to do is think of where I want the other end of the ring to appear, 1043 01:10:48,244 --> 01:10:49,244 and I throw it. 1044 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:51,323 So, that's it? We did it? 1045 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:52,745 Yeah. We did it! 1046 01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:57,037 Hey. Sorry we didn't get to do everything on your bucket list, pal. 1047 01:10:57,128 --> 01:10:59,835 It's okay. I did the ones I needed the most. 1048 01:11:00,882 --> 01:11:03,294 You two are so cute. 1049 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:05,625 - Oh, please. What? - We are not. 1050 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,051 No. We're not cute. 1051 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,800 We are a couple of loose cannons just living by our own rules. 1052 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:10,891 Exactly. 1053 01:11:10,975 --> 01:11:12,090 Really? Yeah. 1054 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:14,927 And our rules include expressing heartfelt emotions. 1055 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:16,431 If you say so. 1056 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:18,934 - Okay, then. - All right. 1057 01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:22,129 - You gotta go, right? - Yeah, I gotta go. 1058 01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:23,393 I gotta go. We gotta go too. 1059 01:11:23,488 --> 01:11:25,069 See... all right, bye-bye. 1060 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:31,572 Just one more thing. 1061 01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:41,544 I'm sorry I was so hard on you. 1062 01:11:44,342 --> 01:11:47,425 I know it's a tough decision for you to leave green hills. 1063 01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:51,926 Walking away from something you care about has to be painful. 1064 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:54,223 You're not sure you really want to go, huh? 1065 01:11:55,353 --> 01:11:58,686 I don't want to go, but I can't stay. 1066 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:01,264 As long as I'm here, I put everyone in danger. 1067 01:12:01,901 --> 01:12:03,391 I can't do that. 1068 01:12:04,278 --> 01:12:08,362 I just want you to know that these last two days have been 1069 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:10,986 the best two days of my life. 1070 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:15,807 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 1071 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,992 but I'm actually gonna miss you, you little blue devil. 1072 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,207 I'll miss you too, donut lord. 1073 01:12:21,254 --> 01:12:22,254 Thank you. 1074 01:12:22,922 --> 01:12:23,922 For what? 1075 01:12:24,924 --> 01:12:26,380 For saving my life. 1076 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:47,230 Okay. Did someone leave their "find my phone" on? 1077 01:13:14,015 --> 01:13:16,631 Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. wachowski. 1078 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,513 Are you enjoying the clam chowder? 1079 01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:21,832 It's the government wack job who keeps trying to kill us. 1080 01:13:21,856 --> 01:13:23,312 Unsuccessfully! 1081 01:13:23,399 --> 01:13:25,319 Nice of you to swing by on your way to comic-con. 1082 01:13:25,359 --> 01:13:26,565 Yeah, what are you wearing? 1083 01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:33,072 It's a flight suit, designed to modulate my body temperature and reduce drag. 1084 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:34,740 Yeah, and yet you still are one. 1085 01:13:35,494 --> 01:13:36,609 Good one. 1086 01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:38,660 You are catching fire, Thomas. 1087 01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:41,114 And speaking of heat, I see you've taken a lover. 1088 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:45,330 Does she have a name, or should we just call her "collateral damage"? 1089 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:46,536 Hey, watch your mouth. 1090 01:13:47,006 --> 01:13:49,067 Unless you want a little more of what I gave you earlier. 1091 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:50,547 I punched him in the face. 1092 01:13:50,635 --> 01:13:52,876 He punched him right in the face! It was awesome! 1093 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:55,882 The time for talking is over! It's time to push buttons. 1094 01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,136 Your flying eggs are pretty impressive, Mr. eggman, 1095 01:13:59,226 --> 01:14:01,512 but let's face it, you'll never catch me. 1096 01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,469 Confidence! 1097 01:14:03,564 --> 01:14:05,600 A fool's substitute for intelligence. 1098 01:14:13,491 --> 01:14:14,776 That's not good. 1099 01:14:15,618 --> 01:14:18,781 Sonic, I know you got the super speed and everything, but maddie and I... 1100 01:14:18,871 --> 01:14:20,682 Totally defenseless? Probably gonna get blown up? 1101 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,037 Pretty much, yeah. 1102 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:25,332 Don't worry. I know exactly what to do. 1103 01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:34,716 I was not expecting that. 1104 01:14:35,096 --> 01:14:37,803 But I was expecting not to expect something, so it doesn't count. 1105 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:39,566 Come on! 1106 01:15:39,994 --> 01:15:41,609 Come on, come on, come on. 1107 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:56,128 No, no, no! 1108 01:16:08,731 --> 01:16:09,766 Hi, Tom. 1109 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:12,064 Glad you're here. Could use some help. 1110 01:16:12,151 --> 01:16:13,891 Old bessie's about to give birth. 1111 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:16,360 Give me a minute. 1112 01:16:19,116 --> 01:16:22,358 Can I give you one genius piece of advice? 1113 01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:24,443 Don't run. 1114 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,870 It'll only hurt more if you do. 1115 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,243 And it's bad for your joints. They've proved it. 1116 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:31,667 All right, eggman. You wanna get fast? 1117 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:32,914 Let's get fast. 1118 01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,540 The hard way it is. 1119 01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,485 That was an illegal left, by the way. 1120 01:17:01,325 --> 01:17:03,281 So, here we are again. 1121 01:17:03,369 --> 01:17:05,075 We've been through so much together. 1122 01:17:05,162 --> 01:17:07,744 Now you understand why there's a psychotic robot doctor 1123 01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:10,073 chasing a supersonic blue hedgehog. 1124 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,749 Want to know how it ends? Yeah, me too. 1125 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,719 How is this possible? 1126 01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:33,896 No one's ever caught up to me before. 1127 01:17:41,323 --> 01:17:42,323 Coming through! 1128 01:17:43,617 --> 01:17:44,617 Sacrebleu/ 1129 01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:47,905 excusez-moi, monsieur! 1130 01:17:51,876 --> 01:17:54,208 Here we go. Room to open it up. 1131 01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:04,627 I can't lose him! 1132 01:18:18,944 --> 01:18:21,651 If you can't beat 'em, blind 'em. 1133 01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,819 Lost visual contact. 1134 01:18:31,874 --> 01:18:35,537 You're not allowed up there! It's one of the seven wonders! 1135 01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:12,570 You're an astonishing little creature. 1136 01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,074 It'll be fun to take you back to the lab 1137 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:19,410 for a litany of invasive exploratory procedures. 1138 01:19:20,381 --> 01:19:22,042 Any last words? 1139 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:25,750 Guac. I like that word. 1140 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:29,824 I don't have to tell you how many scientific breakthroughs 1141 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:32,214 have been made possible by animal testing. 1142 01:19:32,309 --> 01:19:33,389 You're being very selfish. 1143 01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:34,637 Going my way? 1144 01:19:34,728 --> 01:19:35,934 What the... 1145 01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:43,316 Who the hell do you think you are? 1146 01:19:46,657 --> 01:19:48,147 I'm the donut lord, you son of a... 1147 01:19:53,289 --> 01:19:54,995 Autopilot, adjust. 1148 01:19:55,749 --> 01:19:57,159 Why? 1149 01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:00,038 Why would you throw your life away for this thing? 1150 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:01,994 That's why I don't have friends. 1151 01:20:02,089 --> 01:20:04,171 Next thing you know, you're somebody's best man. 1152 01:20:04,258 --> 01:20:07,458 They want to have the wedding out of town. Like nobody has anything better to do! 1153 01:20:08,721 --> 01:20:10,757 Anyway, where were we? 1154 01:20:10,848 --> 01:20:13,385 Oh, yes. You were about to die. 1155 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:17,350 That's our sheriff you're messing with. 1156 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:22,352 And our blue devil, who, as everyone can see, 1157 01:20:22,443 --> 01:20:26,857 is a very real creature and not at all invented by me. 1158 01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:31,277 - Careful. - Just... just put it away. 1159 01:20:31,368 --> 01:20:32,574 Tom? 1160 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:48,169 I don't mean to be indelicate here, 1161 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:51,673 but someone should get some ice, keep the body fresh. 1162 01:20:54,683 --> 01:20:56,924 He's just a silly little alien. 1163 01:20:57,436 --> 01:20:58,846 He didn't belong here! 1164 01:21:01,065 --> 01:21:02,350 That little alien... 1165 01:21:03,359 --> 01:21:06,726 Knew more about being human than you ever will. 1166 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:08,519 His name was Sonic. 1167 01:21:09,656 --> 01:21:11,066 This was his home. 1168 01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:13,490 And he was my friend. 1169 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:39,759 He's all yours. 1170 01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:42,853 Everyone get back! 1171 01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:49,105 I think you have something that belongs to me. 1172 01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:01,989 This is my power. 1173 01:22:02,084 --> 01:22:04,666 And I'm not using it to run away anymore. 1174 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:08,211 I'm using it to protect my friends. 1175 01:23:06,523 --> 01:23:07,638 Now you've done it! 1176 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,018 Guess what, eggman? 1177 01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:11,646 I'm not leaving earth. You are. 1178 01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:13,564 Donut lord? 1179 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:04,949 - I told you, you got this. - Hey, we got this. 1180 01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:20,008 - I think these belong to you. - Thank you very much. 1181 01:24:21,431 --> 01:24:24,639 - No more pushing people off of buildings. - You know I can't promise that. 1182 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:31,222 - You did pretty good, space 'hog. - Thanks, donut lord. 1183 01:24:31,316 --> 01:24:34,433 You're gonna have to explain this "donut lord" thing. 1184 01:24:34,528 --> 01:24:36,610 Nope, sorry. That's for me and the little guy. Right? 1185 01:24:37,447 --> 01:24:39,688 We got our thing, you got your thing with your... sister. 1186 01:24:39,783 --> 01:24:40,783 Oh, my god, my sister. 1187 01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:45,577 Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. 1188 01:24:45,664 --> 01:24:47,279 Jojo, put on my fitbit... 1189 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,036 So I can at least get some steps. 1190 01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:51,458 We can never go back there. 1191 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:53,838 I mean, are we"? 1192 01:24:56,592 --> 01:24:58,753 'Cause it kind of feels like we're home right now. 1193 01:24:59,595 --> 01:25:00,630 Really? 1194 01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:06,716 I kind of feel like I checked the "save a life" box off my bucket list. 1195 01:25:09,313 --> 01:25:13,147 Now all I want to do is spend my life with the people I care about. 1196 01:25:14,568 --> 01:25:15,808 I want to check that box. 1197 01:25:17,154 --> 01:25:18,860 Okay, I like that. 1198 01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,022 All right, everybody. Nothing to see here. 1199 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:23,197 Let's disperse. 1200 01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:25,150 Just another ordinary day in green hills. 1201 01:25:25,245 --> 01:25:26,701 Carl, I'll take that chain saw. 1202 01:25:27,456 --> 01:25:29,242 Come on. Let's go! 1203 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,869 You act like you've never seen a fight 1204 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:35,544 between an intergalactic space rodent and a robot with a doctorate. 1205 01:25:44,723 --> 01:25:46,008 You got enough there? 1206 01:25:46,475 --> 01:25:48,591 - Yes, Mr. manager. - Need any more? 1207 01:25:48,685 --> 01:25:50,095 You get that away. 1208 01:26:00,739 --> 01:26:02,149 Mr. and Mrs. wachowski? 1209 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:03,824 Yes? 1210 01:26:06,703 --> 01:26:08,739 A token of appreciation from your government 1211 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:11,867 for keeping quiet about recent incidents which never occurred. 1212 01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:15,618 Wow! 1213 01:26:16,171 --> 01:26:18,787 - Wonder what it is. - Money to fix the house? 1214 01:26:18,882 --> 01:26:21,123 Letter from the president? You'll see. 1215 01:26:21,218 --> 01:26:22,628 Okay. 1216 01:26:25,764 --> 01:26:27,846 Olive garden. Yeah. 1217 01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:30,390 The way you said "you'll see" made me think 1218 01:26:30,477 --> 01:26:32,357 it was something better than the things we said. 1219 01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:34,557 Have you tried their never ending pasta bowl? 1220 01:26:35,232 --> 01:26:36,688 It never ends. 1221 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:39,061 - That sounds... fancy. - Mm-hmm. 1222 01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:41,313 Well, thank you. We appreciate the gesture. 1223 01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:45,356 Hey. I guess we can close the file on that robotnik guy, huh? 1224 01:26:45,450 --> 01:26:46,450 Just disappeared. 1225 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:51,074 I'm sorry, but no such person exists or ever has existed. 1226 01:26:52,541 --> 01:26:53,747 I wish that were true. 1227 01:26:53,834 --> 01:26:56,826 You haven't by any chance been in contact with a certain alien creature 1228 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,251 since the incident, have you? 1229 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:02,547 Uncle Sam would love to have a chat with him. Very casual. Brunch, perhaps. 1230 01:27:04,344 --> 01:27:06,551 You mean the little blue guy. No. 1231 01:27:06,638 --> 01:27:08,629 - No, nothing. No. - Mm-mmm. 1232 01:27:08,724 --> 01:27:10,885 - Doubt we'll ever hear from him again. - Mm-mmm. 1233 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:12,977 Very well. 1234 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:14,972 Okay. 1235 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:16,599 - Thank you. - Great. 1236 01:27:18,734 --> 01:27:19,734 Yep. 1237 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,771 To be honest, I'm pretty pumped about the pasta bowl. 1238 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,486 So, do you guys wanna watch a movie or what? 1239 01:27:28,577 --> 01:27:31,472 Sorry, buddy. It's a school night. It's time for you to go back to your cave. 1240 01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:33,612 What? It's 3:00 in the afternoon! 1241 01:27:33,707 --> 01:27:35,288 You know how you get when you're tired. 1242 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:36,865 Me” I'm not like anything. 1243 01:27:37,419 --> 01:27:40,161 - You guys are so uncool. - Yeah, yeah, we know. 1244 01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:43,764 - Hey, buddy, where you going? - You said I have to go back to my cave. 1245 01:27:44,384 --> 01:27:45,544 We did. 1246 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,899 Oh, my... are you kidding me? 1247 01:28:04,404 --> 01:28:05,814 I can't believe it. 1248 01:28:06,239 --> 01:28:07,479 How did you... 1249 01:28:08,366 --> 01:28:10,448 It's... it's all here. 1250 01:28:20,670 --> 01:28:23,207 Look at this! Are you kidding? And the beanbag? 1251 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,289 No way! How did you even get this? 1252 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:26,964 And you got it all the way over... 1253 01:28:28,094 --> 01:28:29,925 I love it, I love it! 1254 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:36,262 Well, welcome home. 1255 01:28:36,353 --> 01:28:38,890 Thank you, so much. 1256 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:49,442 Oh, no, you don't. 1257 01:28:49,533 --> 01:28:52,275 No second-best animal friends allowed in my room. 1258 01:28:52,869 --> 01:28:54,029 Wait. What are you doing? 1259 01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,452 Stay away from me. Stop it! 1260 01:28:56,540 --> 01:28:58,531 I'm warning you. I've got nunchucks! 1261 01:28:58,625 --> 01:29:01,116 Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay. 1262 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:21,804 My grasp on sanity remains... absolute. 1263 01:29:23,567 --> 01:29:25,148 Isn't that right, agent stone? 1264 01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:32,439 Why don't you get a head start? 1265 01:29:34,369 --> 01:29:36,234 Do some rock-connaissance. 1266 01:29:37,622 --> 01:29:40,534 Rock-connaissance! Come on! That's hilarious! 1267 01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:42,365 What's the matter with you? 1268 01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:45,994 Here's the "sitch." Uninhabited planet. 1269 01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:51,216 No resources. No supplies. No apparent way home. 1270 01:29:53,763 --> 01:29:55,344 A lesser man would die here. 1271 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:00,304 I'll be home by Christmas. 1272 01:30:19,956 --> 01:30:21,867 Rock-connaissance! 1273 01:30:25,045 --> 01:30:26,956 Come on! Cheer up! 1274 01:32:28,960 --> 01:32:31,417 If these readings are accurate, he's here. 1275 01:32:31,504 --> 01:32:32,789 I found him. 1276 01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:34,667 I just hope I'm not too late.