1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:11,553 Okay. The right combination is to say X is one of those 2 00:00:11,635 --> 00:00:13,096 and two of these. 3 00:00:14,430 --> 00:00:16,974 Well, let's take the equation number two. 4 00:00:17,641 --> 00:00:23,314 If I make a picture that satisfies all the X, Y, Z points 5 00:00:23,397 --> 00:00:25,108 that solve this equation, 6 00:00:25,649 --> 00:00:28,152 well, first of all, the origin is not one of them. 7 00:00:28,236 --> 00:00:32,157 X, Y, Z, it being zero, zero, zero, would not solve it. 8 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:36,661 So, what are some of the points that do solve it? 9 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,458 Now, let's see maybe if X is one and... 10 00:00:43,917 --> 00:00:45,753 Katelyn Ogden was a lot of things, 11 00:00:45,837 --> 00:00:48,506 but she wasn't particularly explosive... 12 00:00:51,634 --> 00:00:53,302 in any sense of the word. 13 00:00:54,345 --> 00:00:56,263 She was a sun dress of a person... 14 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,018 cute, airy, inoffensive. 15 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:03,855 She was quickly becoming the Dalton twins' 16 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:06,566 number one marijuana customer at Covington High. 17 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:09,027 But that's hardly a reason to pop like a zit. 18 00:01:09,109 --> 00:01:10,903 She's all over me! 19 00:01:10,986 --> 00:01:12,863 Spraying all over us. 20 00:01:13,906 --> 00:01:18,411 I wasn't close with Katelyn. She was just, you know, a classmate. 21 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:21,081 Someone I sat behind or passed in the halls every day 22 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,582 from kindergarten to senior year. 23 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,419 We ran in different circles. 24 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:29,588 But lots of people liked her. Guys especially. 25 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,257 I was going to ask her to prom. 26 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:34,635 She was so hot. 27 00:01:35,094 --> 00:01:37,971 I even narrowed down motel room options to two choices. 28 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:42,185 She was so open-minded. 29 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,646 Jed Hayes was particularly crushed. 30 00:01:46,313 --> 00:01:48,148 - Mara! - Oh, my God, Tess! 31 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,902 - Oh, my God. What happened? - Katelyn exploded. 32 00:01:50,984 --> 00:01:52,278 What? Like a bomb? 33 00:01:52,361 --> 00:01:55,197 No. Like... a balloon? 34 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:56,365 What? 35 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,201 Oh, my God, your shoes. 36 00:02:01,829 --> 00:02:05,750 Everyone quickly realized Katelyn Ogden was not a suicide bomber, 37 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:10,170 seeing as the only thing that blew up was Katelyn Ogden. 38 00:02:10,254 --> 00:02:13,257 Her desk remained unscathed by the Ogdenblast. 39 00:02:14,508 --> 00:02:18,971 The only damage her clothes took was cosmetic. 40 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,308 This isn't right. She was just a kid. 41 00:02:22,391 --> 00:02:24,728 It wasn't right. She was just a kid. 42 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,521 This is fucking disgusting. 43 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,733 And it was very fucking disgusting. 44 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,736 After the unprecedented event, 45 00:02:32,818 --> 00:02:36,072 all of our third-period class got taken to the police station. 46 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,450 Which was very exciting. 47 00:02:38,532 --> 00:02:40,617 We got asked a lot of important questions like... 48 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:42,746 Did Katelyn ever say anything suspicious? 49 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,249 About wanting to blow up? All the time. 50 00:02:50,544 --> 00:02:51,628 I was kidding. 51 00:02:57,134 --> 00:03:00,262 Then they took all our clothes and let us shower. 52 00:03:00,930 --> 00:03:02,098 Will I get these back? 53 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:04,725 Do you want these back? 54 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:09,814 I only washed my hair. 55 00:03:10,939 --> 00:03:14,485 Then they gave us a bunch of ugly-as-shit sweat suits and made us wait. 56 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:27,832 It was like a Cronenberg movie. 57 00:03:38,926 --> 00:03:40,719 What do you think happened? 58 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,306 - Aliens? - It wasn't aliens, bro. 59 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,474 I'm just saying. She was there, then she wasn't. 60 00:03:45,557 --> 00:03:46,643 It's not fair. 61 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,770 She was so nice. 62 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,522 I was gonna ask her to prom. 63 00:03:50,604 --> 00:03:52,439 She was very open-minded. 64 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,651 When the hell are they gonna let us out of here? 65 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,861 When they know it's not gonna happen again. 66 00:03:56,944 --> 00:03:58,570 When what's gonna happen again? 67 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,710 It happened again. 68 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,504 It happened again a lot. 69 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:44,450 I'm not going to school tomorrow. 70 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,078 No shit, sweetheart. 71 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:13,145 - Are you hungry? - No, not really. 72 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:17,609 Do you wanna talk? 73 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,735 I think I just wanna go to bed. 74 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:22,946 Okay, kiddo. 75 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,411 - You know, we thought it was a shooter. - Dad... 76 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,497 We didn't have any information. They didn't tell us anything. 77 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:37,461 I'm just trying to say that we're so glad you're okay. 78 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:43,468 And that your classmates are just regular assholes and not evil. 79 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:48,139 That is a silver lining. 80 00:05:54,353 --> 00:05:55,479 Good night. 81 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:23,443 - Is this song... - Yeah, it is definitely sexual. 82 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,653 Right on. 83 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,987 I always wondered what happens to those when someone dies. 84 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:09,988 Fuck me. 85 00:08:10,906 --> 00:08:12,324 I need drugs. 86 00:08:13,992 --> 00:08:15,120 Shrooms? 87 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,371 - Shrooms? - No. 88 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:21,084 Yeah. It's like weed, but a fungi. 89 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:22,876 I've never had shrooms. 90 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:25,295 I honestly cannot think of a better time to start. 91 00:08:25,379 --> 00:08:26,880 It's a terrible time to start. 92 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,718 I would love to start. 93 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:38,143 You're going to make yourself sick. 94 00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:40,186 You brew 'em in liquid so that you don't get sick. 95 00:08:40,269 --> 00:08:42,062 That's what Native Americans do. 96 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,773 - In pumpkin spice lattes? - Yeah. 97 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,942 Pumpkins. Thanksgiving. 98 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:49,903 Here. 99 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,115 Oh, my God. I fucking love it. 100 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,953 Tess McNulty and I have been best friends since elementary school. 101 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,246 Will you be my best friend forever? 102 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:00,790 Obviously. 103 00:09:04,793 --> 00:09:07,713 When Tess' shitbrain dad walked out on her and her mom 104 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,673 we spent a few days at the beach, 105 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:12,259 and we saw these baller old chicks in kimonos, 106 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,971 smoking a hookah with their toes in the sand. 107 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:16,972 Let's do this. 108 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,850 It remains our life plan. 109 00:09:18,932 --> 00:09:21,101 - To Katelyn. - To Katelyn. 110 00:09:26,482 --> 00:09:28,442 No. No. 111 00:09:28,525 --> 00:09:30,361 Stop. Stop! 112 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,281 This is... Put... 113 00:09:34,990 --> 00:09:36,201 Are you done? 114 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,163 I didn't know Katelyn that well beyond social media. 115 00:09:41,246 --> 00:09:42,498 Yeah, I know. Me neither. 116 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:45,250 - Did she get into college yet? - I don't know. 117 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:47,420 I know she wanted to be a journalist though. 118 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:49,839 We have too many excellent journalists as it is. 119 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:56,596 Did Katelyn at least get laid before everything? 120 00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,431 Oh, yeah. She was a total slut. 121 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:00,933 You know what? Good for her! 122 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,311 I agree! Get it while the getting is good. 123 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,270 The only downside is high school boys. 124 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:09,024 I know. I cannot wait to be old. I can't wait to be a cougar. 125 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,528 I'm gonna be like, "Come hither, young man, and pleasure me eagerly." 126 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,989 Hey, mind if I join you guys? 127 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:19,326 Tess, don't look now, but there's a boy staring at us. 128 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,625 I think he's staring at you. 129 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,585 Right you are. 130 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,672 - Hey, Dylan. - Hey, Mara. 131 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,298 - Hey, Tess. - Hi, Dylan. 132 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:34,717 Thanks. 133 00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:36,635 - How you guys doing? - All right. 134 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,179 Definitely the best memorial service I've ever been to. 135 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:40,472 Best funeral, too. 136 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,017 Second best for me. 137 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,810 My dad's was better. 138 00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:46,687 Well, holy shit, Dylan. 139 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:50,066 It's okay. The Ogdens can just try harder next time. 140 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:51,775 Well, holy shit, Dylan. 141 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:55,404 - Am I bombing this banter thing? - Like the end of Dr. Strangelove. 142 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,032 Don't you think that movie is kind of ruined now? 143 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,533 Yeah, I kind of do. 144 00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:00,993 What's going on? 145 00:11:01,076 --> 00:11:02,327 Yeah, actually, what is going on? 146 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:06,331 I thought talking to you at the funeral might be icky. 147 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:08,876 - Icky? - It's an adjective. 148 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,295 Yeah, I know it's an adj... 149 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,966 Holy shit! 150 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,593 - You're the guy! You have a crush on me! - Hello. 151 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,388 - What's going on? - This is the guy. This is dick pic Dylan. 152 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,639 You sent her a dick pic? 153 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,684 No, that would be gross! 154 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,353 He sent me pictures of Richards. 155 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,105 - That's worse! - How is that worse? 156 00:11:29,563 --> 00:11:31,440 - Why did you text me that? - The Richards? 157 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:33,442 No. The declarative statement. 158 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,698 Katelyn exploded in the middle of precalc, 159 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:42,285 and it got me thinking about life, in an ironic way, 160 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,497 and what would happen if I popped, you know. 161 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,791 And then you said, it might happen again, 162 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:52,253 and I was like, I gotta get shit done, in case she's right. 163 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,471 Do you wanna go to the ladies room with me? 164 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,017 Come on. It'll be fun. 165 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,851 She's gonna go to the bathroom and throw up 166 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,687 because she just drank a shitload of mushrooms 167 00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,855 and she wants you to hold her hair back. 168 00:12:13,857 --> 00:12:14,858 In that case... 169 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,991 I'm not usually like this. I can usually really hold my drugs. 170 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,412 Also, I usually never do drugs. 171 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,621 We live in strange and unusual times. 172 00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,081 That is so true. 173 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:36,840 There are a lot of you. 174 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:40,718 How many? 175 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,471 I'll throw up if I count, but more than one. 176 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,305 That's awesome. 177 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,268 - You should make out. - All right. 178 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,646 How do I do that? 179 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:53,398 With your tongues. 180 00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,649 Oh, shit. 181 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:10,247 I saw Katelyn's dad scratch her stick figure sticker off the back of his car. 182 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:14,168 I always wondered what happens to those when someone dies. 183 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,712 What happens is, I get shroomed. 184 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,966 Hey, did you see Katelyn... 185 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,884 Go boom? No. 186 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:23,845 Did you? 187 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,139 I only heard it. 188 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:32,312 It's weird being right there and missing it. 189 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:37,524 Like, I'm sad I missed it and that makes me feel terrible. 190 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:42,072 Yeah. No, it must be so invigorating. 191 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,698 Invigorating. 192 00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,536 Okay. 193 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,043 You okay? 194 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:02,716 Thanks for saying you like me. 195 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:04,510 Sure. 196 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,389 Hey, would you want to come with me to the homecoming game? 197 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:12,894 What? 198 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,855 I'm trying to think of a reason to say no. 199 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,028 - I could give you some. - Shoot. 200 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,782 Well, maybe just homecoming sucks? 201 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,616 Yeah, but it's fun to make fun of. 202 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,662 - Plus, Halloween. - Yeah, okay. 203 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:36,583 Then maybe I'm just a guy who is interested in grief-induced sex. 204 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,837 Way sluttier girls than me, though. 205 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,841 Probably wouldn't stick around while I hurled either. 206 00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:43,924 True. 207 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:47,553 Well, maybe you just don't really know me. 208 00:14:49,014 --> 00:14:50,472 But I do know you. 209 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,225 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 210 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,727 You're in a bunch of my classes. 211 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,688 You're a movie nerd. You're pretty cute. 212 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,567 Your dad died when a bunch of manure fell on him. 213 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,864 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I just realized I said that out loud. 214 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:09,616 - Now you have to come to the game with me. - I really do. 215 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,037 - I'm so sorry. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 216 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,830 I blame the shrooms. 217 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,499 Okay. Yes. Thank you. 218 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,377 My dad was a farmer. 219 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,004 But he died of a heart attack. 220 00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:25,049 The rumor of him being crushed to death by shit is false. 221 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,345 And impossible, if you've seen any Back to the Future movie. 222 00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:33,307 Kids are cruel. 223 00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,685 - I'm really sorry. - It's okay. 224 00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,563 We're all cruel. 225 00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:47,572 Today was weird. 226 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,283 Tonight was all right. 227 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,955 Yeah. Tonight was all right. 228 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:06,091 This isn't gonna become a regular thing, right? 229 00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:08,550 The intoxication? 230 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:13,055 No. No. I just needed... 231 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,601 I don't know what I needed. 232 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,272 Have you cried yet? 233 00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,485 Have you? 234 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,237 I cry all the time. 235 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,787 It's just not the same without the blood. 236 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,538 I just look like a stupid prom queen. 237 00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:40,250 I should have just dressed up as a sexy witch too. 238 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,084 I'm just a normal witch. 239 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,503 Not even cleavagey. 240 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:46,088 Girl, your sexiness is unavoidable. 241 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:50,300 Shit. They've built her a shrine. 242 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,597 Hey, there's dick pic. 243 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,558 Hello, Quaker Oats. 244 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,810 Are you supposed to be Carrie? 245 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,021 Yes! Oh, my God, thank you! 246 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,189 Yeah. No, it's great. I mean, it would have been really cool... 247 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,525 - Don't say it. - I know. Katelyn fucked it up. 248 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:09,319 I mean, she didn't intentionally... 249 00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,779 You're making it worse. 250 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,201 Your hat. 251 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,996 Hey, will you stop? I don't know you. 252 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:28,214 So, what gives, Hipster Oats? 253 00:17:28,589 --> 00:17:30,674 Our football team are the Quakers. 254 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:34,346 No, not your costume. The crush you say you have on me. 255 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:38,892 I want, like, a timeline. 256 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,230 So... 257 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,025 First day of school. 258 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,942 New town after my dad died. 259 00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:52,822 First time I saw you is right after Spiros introduced me in front of the class. 260 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,907 You must be Dylan. Welcome. 261 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:58,036 Class, I'd like for you to meet Mr. Dylan Hovemeyer. 262 00:17:58,118 --> 00:18:02,499 He's new here, so please, don't be yourselves. Be nice. 263 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,630 It was a good first impression. 264 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,468 A few weeks later, I saw you at the Moonlight, 265 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,387 and when Jed tried wrapping his arm around you... 266 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,687 And then, on the day after the election... 267 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,190 Mara, why are you wearing that? 268 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,233 Because I'm motherfucking grieving. 269 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,236 You got detention for the profanity. 270 00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,070 Motherfucking worth it. 271 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,366 It's clichéd, but you wrote a poem last spring 272 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:41,830 that made me feel like you understood me, even though we barely talked. 273 00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,207 I friended you on Facebook afterwards. 274 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,084 I looked at your pictures sometimes. 275 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,877 I even gave you my number, but I think you forgot 276 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,172 or never saved it in your phone. 277 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:54,759 I hoped we'd run into each other during the summer but never did. 278 00:18:55,384 --> 00:19:00,140 And then it was senior year and I thought, why try? We're going to college. 279 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:06,646 And that made me sad, because you seemed so cool and original. 280 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:09,816 But then... 281 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,362 When Katelyn died, I didn't see you anywhere. 282 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,866 You had two backpacks. One of them was hers. 283 00:19:22,537 --> 00:19:23,829 Are you okay? 284 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,582 I don't know what to do with this. 285 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,292 I can take care of it for you. 286 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:38,802 When what happens again? 287 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,436 And when you said it might happen again, 288 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:51,148 I thought, whoa, maybe I've been wasting my entire life 289 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,109 preparing for a year that may never come for me. 290 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,611 So fuck it. 291 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,364 I'm going to tell you how I feel. 292 00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,157 I'm going to spend my savings on a car. 293 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,951 I'm not going to be scared anymore. I'm not... 294 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:07,332 Wait, are you even listening to me? 295 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,125 Yeah. Sorry. No. 296 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,044 Seriously, that was wonderful. 297 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,673 I don't want you to think I was not paying attention... 298 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:18,134 'Cause it kind of looks like you're just taking pictures of the game. 299 00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,179 No! No. Not of the game. Never of the game. 300 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:26,558 I'm waiting for the "We Love Cocks" moment. 301 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,521 I would have never guessed that was what was about to be said. 302 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:32,774 Okay. Look. 303 00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:38,278 Every game, Harper Wie, Perry Love and Steve Cox, for just one brief moment, 304 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:41,157 line up for the "We Love Cocks" moment. 305 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,951 - That's so immature. - It really is. 306 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,877 I have a moment for you... 307 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,588 where I knew I liked you. 308 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:00,051 You like me? 309 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,095 Maybe. 310 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,976 It was, like, forever ago. 311 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:11,730 And I was just chilling and then you looked me in the eye and you said, 312 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,230 "Mara... 313 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,900 we love cocks." 314 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:20,738 Mara... 315 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:24,409 we love cocks. 316 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,708 Did something happen? 317 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:12,874 Perry Love was that guy that just made everything better. 318 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,920 He was like air conditioning. And then he was news. 319 00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:18,921 We all became news. 320 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,801 The popping was given the sexy moniker of "The Covington Curse." 321 00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,010 Stupid fucking curse. 322 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,971 By the way, Perry Love was gay. 323 00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,057 I didn't even know that until the memorial. 324 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:32,769 And when my bro came out to us in sixth grade, we loved him. 325 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,645 Come on. 326 00:22:34,729 --> 00:22:36,271 Because he was our best bro. 327 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,400 And we're progressive like that. 328 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:42,278 Our boy... 329 00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:46,657 Our boy was too much rock for this world, bitch! 330 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,206 It was a nice moment. 331 00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:55,709 Of course, what we didn't know at the time was... 332 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,251 School's canceled. 333 00:23:00,422 --> 00:23:01,673 For how long? 334 00:23:05,844 --> 00:23:07,761 But we're just going to keep applying to colleges. 335 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:10,682 So you'll be all set once this blows over. 336 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,732 Well, at least now you can't say, 337 00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,942 "Things were so much harder back in my day." 338 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,612 You're right. 339 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,781 You have it way worse. 340 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,143 Oh, my God. 341 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:58,937 Of course, you don't drive a Hyundai or something like that. 342 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,357 It reminded me of this Springsteen song. 343 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,361 - Which one? - The one about the milk truck driver. 344 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,570 There's a Springsteen song about a milk truck driver? 345 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:10,157 - Guess you'll have to find out. - I swear to God, I'm never gonna find out. 346 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,576 I just bought it today. 347 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,162 Why? 348 00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:20,669 I was saving up for a college car, but then I thought I might die tomorrow. 349 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,961 - So I went to the dealer... - Of milk trucks. 350 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,758 And I saw it and I laughed and I thought other people would laugh too. 351 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,176 It was cheap, so why not? 352 00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:32,347 Just get me through till graduation, baby. 353 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,348 That should be our school slogan. 354 00:24:34,932 --> 00:24:36,017 It really should. 355 00:24:36,601 --> 00:24:37,644 You ready to go? 356 00:24:38,228 --> 00:24:39,395 In your milk truck? 357 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:41,230 Fuck, yeah. 358 00:24:41,815 --> 00:24:42,816 Fuck, no! 359 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,192 We are never forgetting them! 360 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,282 - I love you, bro. - I love you too, man. 361 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,243 I love you guys too. 362 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,915 I really need this drink. Can I take it? Please? 363 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,085 - Why, why, why? - Please, please. I'm gonna grab it. 364 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,128 - Okay? - Okay. 365 00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:05,379 Have fun. 366 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,431 You wanna go for a walk? 367 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,599 I love walks. 368 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,862 - How's your drink? - It's very tequila-y. 369 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:33,907 Hey, are you drinking... Yeah, you're drinking straight tequila. 370 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:36,076 I mean... no? 371 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,912 I'm just drinking beer. 372 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,331 Drink big, bro! 373 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,915 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 374 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,211 What if alcohol is what makes it happen? 375 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:49,798 No! 376 00:25:57,973 --> 00:25:59,350 What do you think does? 377 00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:01,935 I don't know. 378 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,314 - That's not good enough! - Well, I don't! 379 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,817 The cosmic bullshit of the universe, right? 380 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,611 - Lame. - I'm sorry. 381 00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:18,661 I'm writing this book called All The Feels. 382 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:21,538 It's about this guy who when he touches people, 383 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,917 he takes all their feelings and then they die. 384 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,797 I just wanted you to know something about me that no one else does. 385 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,758 - Are you drunk? - Dude, yeah. 386 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,176 - Are you? - No. 387 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:37,638 How many cups have you had? 388 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,892 I don't know. 389 00:26:41,476 --> 00:26:42,894 Oh, shit. 390 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:46,772 Tell me something, just for me. 391 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:53,654 Okay, well, after my dad died, 392 00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:59,159 I would go to this old barn with a tape player 393 00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,036 and dance by myself. 394 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:03,914 Like, to Bon Jovi. 395 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,501 Yeah, I'd just cry and dance 396 00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:11,338 and then rewind and cry and dance. 397 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,092 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 398 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,970 And people are literally blowing up. 399 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:22,099 Actually, they're not just people. 400 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,644 They're seniors. 401 00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:26,855 - Is that true? - Yeah. 402 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,733 Also, we stopped walking. 403 00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,821 The shocks keep coming. 404 00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,251 I really wanna kiss you, man. 405 00:27:49,752 --> 00:27:50,878 Yeah? 406 00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,048 Yeah. 407 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:24,120 - We should probably go, right? - No. 408 00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:32,127 You taste like tequila. 409 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:50,270 Fuck me. 410 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:02,784 Special Agent Rosetti. Thank you, ladies, for coming in. 411 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,913 Let me be the first to say, I'm... I'm truly sorry. 412 00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:09,874 - It's okay. - Yeah. I mean, it could be worse, right? 413 00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:11,375 We could be Republicans. 414 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:13,877 That was funny. 415 00:29:14,712 --> 00:29:15,922 Thank you. 416 00:29:16,006 --> 00:29:19,509 So, you ladies blow people up? 417 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,011 No, ma'am. 418 00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:25,223 Do you think there's someone killing everyone? 419 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:27,726 I think we've effectively ruled that out. 420 00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:31,186 I mean, unless there's a mad scientist or a warlock on the loose. 421 00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:35,191 Kids are literally blowing up, so, I mean, that could be a possibility, right? 422 00:29:35,942 --> 00:29:37,693 If you believe in warlocks. 423 00:29:38,694 --> 00:29:40,821 I don't know what I believe anymore. 424 00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:45,076 Do you have any idea why it's happening, though? 425 00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:49,038 At the moment, no. 426 00:29:49,122 --> 00:29:51,583 But we're close to figuring it out. 427 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,003 Or so I'm told. 428 00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:59,966 Wait, so what you're saying is, we're fucked. 429 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:02,634 No. What I'm saying is that I need help. 430 00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:07,640 Listen. Everyone's scared, and scared people all want the same thing. 431 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,224 Which is? 432 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,394 To survive. 433 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,063 - Right. - Yeah. 434 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:16,983 - We would actually love to survive. - Yeah. 435 00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:18,777 - That'd be sick. - Good. 436 00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:21,153 So bring me something. 437 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,406 What do you want? 438 00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:27,576 Drugs? 439 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:29,204 That's what she said. 440 00:30:29,287 --> 00:30:31,456 She thinks drugs is making us pop? 441 00:30:31,538 --> 00:30:33,958 I think it's less accusational and more, 442 00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:37,586 what the holy fuck is going on, let's rule shit out-onal. 443 00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:41,799 So, you're not gonna tell this Scully wannabe they came from us? 444 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:45,386 Girl, do I look like Benicio Del Toro to you? 445 00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:49,307 I don't know what that means. 446 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:52,227 Me neither. I need to rewatch Traffic. 447 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:55,355 We're gonna sidebar. 448 00:30:55,438 --> 00:30:57,273 - Do your thing. - Okay. 449 00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:01,902 What? What do you think? 450 00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:04,197 I think we gotta get rid of them. 451 00:31:04,989 --> 00:31:06,700 - I got her to go for it too. - Okay. 452 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,828 All right, we're down. What do you want? 453 00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,247 That's the best part. 454 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,374 America's reimbursing me. 455 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:18,586 - So you're buying... - Everything. 456 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:24,759 God bless America! 457 00:31:24,843 --> 00:31:27,220 Okay. I'm gonna get the keys. 458 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:28,388 Keys? 459 00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:31,807 We don't keep our shit at home. 460 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,728 We hide it. 461 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,730 Never know when the feds are gonna fuck ya. 462 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,482 I have a question. 463 00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:41,942 Suitcase-related? 464 00:31:42,027 --> 00:31:43,653 Suitcase-related. 465 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:45,989 - Leaving Jersey tomorrow. - Yeah. 466 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,781 Getting the fuck outta Dodge. 467 00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,408 Do you guys think it's Covington? 468 00:31:49,491 --> 00:31:52,578 I don't know what it is, but I also don't really want to find out. 469 00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:55,956 So how you been holding up during all this garbage? 470 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,752 Hanging in, yo. 471 00:31:58,835 --> 00:32:00,920 Started making out with a real sweet boy. 472 00:32:01,003 --> 00:32:02,796 No shit! Who? 473 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,257 I'll see you in twenty. Don't do shrooms! 474 00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:05,883 Hovemeyer. 475 00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,553 You know, the world is a cra... 476 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,606 Fuck! Go, go, go! 477 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:22,275 - Fuck! - It's flooded with Joe. 478 00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:24,234 Hurry! Jenna, come on! 479 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:27,404 Wait. I can't see anything. I can't... 480 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:30,325 - Put your foot on the brake. - His shoes are there. 481 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:32,659 I'll move his shoes. Just steer. 482 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:23,711 Mara! 483 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,548 Mara! 484 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:31,927 Mara! 485 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:33,805 Mara! 486 00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:36,015 Mara. 487 00:33:37,642 --> 00:33:39,269 Are you okay? Are you okay? 488 00:33:42,313 --> 00:33:44,983 Are you okay? Where's Joe and Jenna? 489 00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:47,777 - I think they're dead. - They are? 490 00:33:49,278 --> 00:33:53,282 I tried to get them off, but they won't come out of my clothes. 491 00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:56,076 I thought it was you. 492 00:34:15,972 --> 00:34:18,682 No. Dude, the sweat suit? 493 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,226 Sorry, I just didn't have time to think. 494 00:34:22,019 --> 00:34:23,313 I'm not wearing this. 495 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:28,568 Hey, I called Rosetti. 496 00:34:29,693 --> 00:34:30,695 Smart. 497 00:34:41,039 --> 00:34:42,791 What was it like? 498 00:34:47,336 --> 00:34:49,463 It really fucking sucked. 499 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:06,230 What the hell is this ET bullshit? 500 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,610 Hey. Hey. 501 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,405 Hey, get your fucking hands off of him! 502 00:35:13,487 --> 00:35:16,323 - Hey, get your fucking hands off of him! - Hey, don't grab her! 503 00:35:16,407 --> 00:35:18,742 - Put her down! Stop! - Get your fucking hands off of me! 504 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:21,204 - Mara! - Get your hands off of me right now! 505 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:22,830 - Mara! - I said, get off! 506 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:36,635 Mara, I'm Dr. Rolanda. 507 00:35:37,804 --> 00:35:39,222 We're here to help you, okay? 508 00:35:40,556 --> 00:35:42,349 Help yourself, lady. 509 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,080 Okay. 510 00:36:04,164 --> 00:36:07,042 This is just going to be monitoring your vitals. That's all it is. 511 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,670 We're just going to do a little bit of blood work. 512 00:36:10,753 --> 00:36:13,088 Just making sure that everything is normalized. 513 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,632 We're gonna get you out of here in no time. 514 00:36:15,717 --> 00:36:18,677 - Okay, okay. - All right. It's okay, it's okay. 515 00:36:20,972 --> 00:36:22,599 ET. 516 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:30,690 Elliott. 517 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:36,362 ET. 518 00:36:37,780 --> 00:36:39,865 Elliott. 519 00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:42,911 ET! 520 00:36:42,994 --> 00:36:44,621 Elliott! 521 00:36:45,663 --> 00:36:49,333 ET! 522 00:36:59,552 --> 00:37:00,762 Hey, Mara. 523 00:37:03,014 --> 00:37:05,392 Mara. Hey. 524 00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:07,602 Yo. 525 00:37:10,355 --> 00:37:11,563 Where are we? 526 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:14,567 I don't know. 527 00:37:15,275 --> 00:37:17,528 But I think they're doing tests on us. 528 00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:19,114 The whole class is here. 529 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,545 They asked me a bunch of questions. 530 00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:37,298 Like what? 531 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:40,426 Like what I've had to eat and drink in the past couple months, 532 00:37:40,510 --> 00:37:42,512 and the places I've visited. 533 00:37:43,221 --> 00:37:45,597 And my list of sexual partners. 534 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:47,767 What did you say? 535 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:52,480 I just told them... your mom. 536 00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:58,235 - Nice. - I knew you'd like that one. 537 00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:03,408 Have you ever done it? 538 00:38:08,621 --> 00:38:09,831 Are you gonna ask me? 539 00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,919 I don't actually care. 540 00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:17,255 You don't? 541 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,548 No. 542 00:38:19,632 --> 00:38:23,677 Just don't, like, screw anyone while you're my girlfriend. 543 00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:26,681 Am I your girlfriend? 544 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:29,893 - Are you? - Am I? 545 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,105 Do you wanna be my girlfriend? 546 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:41,820 I guess that would be fine. 547 00:38:46,576 --> 00:38:47,702 Cool. 548 00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,543 What's gonna happen to us now? 549 00:38:57,628 --> 00:39:00,923 I think we just, you know, date. 550 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,552 No, I meant in this plastic world. 551 00:39:08,139 --> 00:39:12,519 I think this is our life now. 552 00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:28,367 So, our beloved government quarantined us in tents, 553 00:39:28,451 --> 00:39:31,538 trying to make pills that would keep our blood inside our bodies. 554 00:39:31,621 --> 00:39:32,706 It was a blast. 555 00:39:33,206 --> 00:39:34,958 What's your name for the record, please? 556 00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:36,876 Mara Carlyle. 557 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,128 Cox. Steve Cox. 558 00:39:39,211 --> 00:39:41,047 - Cole. - Cole what? 559 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:43,967 Cole wants a lawyer. 560 00:39:44,884 --> 00:39:47,887 - How old are you, Becky? - Seventeen. 561 00:39:47,971 --> 00:39:49,806 - Seventeen. - I'm 17. 562 00:39:51,016 --> 00:39:52,392 Not for long. 563 00:39:53,643 --> 00:39:55,686 What can you tell me about Katelyn Ogden? 564 00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:58,523 She's hot. I'd tap it. 565 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:00,942 I was gonna take her to prom. 566 00:40:01,025 --> 00:40:02,943 Tell me about Perry Love. 567 00:40:03,027 --> 00:40:04,153 He was hot. 568 00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,197 I'd tap that too. 569 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,034 - What did you dream about last night? - Doughnuts. 570 00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:10,785 You can ask my lawyer. 571 00:40:10,869 --> 00:40:13,954 - Do you get angry, Becky? - Yeah, I'm angry all the time. 572 00:40:14,039 --> 00:40:16,666 - Are you angry right now? - Fuck, yeah. 573 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,585 What is it you want to do in college? 574 00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:22,422 Stay alive. 575 00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:28,928 At least we were comfortable. 576 00:40:29,637 --> 00:40:31,264 So uncomfortable. 577 00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:34,808 Always smells weird in here. 578 00:40:35,601 --> 00:40:38,730 Like feet and cinnamon buns. 579 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:41,483 Yeah, more feet. 580 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:46,780 You okay? 581 00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:51,076 What if it happens to you? 582 00:40:52,952 --> 00:40:55,538 - It won't. - How do you know that? 583 00:40:57,831 --> 00:40:59,000 Promise. 584 00:40:59,918 --> 00:41:01,211 I can't promise you. 585 00:41:01,293 --> 00:41:03,170 No, why? Just promise me. 586 00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,048 Promise or I'll scream. 587 00:41:11,721 --> 00:41:13,472 - Stop it. - Promise. Please. 588 00:41:13,556 --> 00:41:15,099 It'll be fine. 589 00:41:16,226 --> 00:41:20,980 That's not very convincing. But if you go, like, I'm coming. 590 00:41:21,606 --> 00:41:23,942 And if I go, I'm taking you too. 591 00:41:25,275 --> 00:41:28,987 I'm serious. We're being roomies down there. 592 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,699 'Cause we both know we're not going up there. 593 00:41:30,782 --> 00:41:33,117 I'm fucking down. I love you. Oh, my God. 594 00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:34,952 - I love you too. - Down to that. 595 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:49,466 I am so bored! 596 00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:52,512 I'm so bored! 597 00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:54,388 How long do we have to stay in this condom? 598 00:41:54,472 --> 00:41:56,057 For a while, I think. 599 00:41:56,141 --> 00:41:58,351 At least we know we're super healthy. 600 00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:02,563 - We should try to break out. - I already tried that. 601 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,566 Why would we try and break out? 602 00:42:04,648 --> 00:42:06,859 I got here as soon as I heard about this place. 603 00:42:06,943 --> 00:42:08,403 This is where they're going to cure us. 604 00:42:08,485 --> 00:42:12,489 Those conservative weirdos with the signs, they said that we were cursed. 605 00:42:12,574 --> 00:42:16,244 Everyone's online trying to figure out why it's happening and who's next. 606 00:42:16,911 --> 00:42:18,663 Whose fault do they think it is? 607 00:42:18,746 --> 00:42:20,581 Bro, it's no one's fault. 608 00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:23,710 But if it's a curse, it's someone's fault. 609 00:42:23,793 --> 00:42:25,211 But, bro, there's no curse. 610 00:42:26,128 --> 00:42:28,047 I don't care why it's happening. 611 00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:29,882 I just want to figure out how to stop it. 612 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:31,967 Maybe we just have to graduate. 613 00:42:36,056 --> 00:42:39,016 I'm looking at you right now and really feel like we should make out. 614 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:40,643 Stop. 615 00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:43,855 - Stop making that face. - What face? 616 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:53,197 Hey. How are you doing? 617 00:42:54,324 --> 00:42:55,407 Right now? 618 00:42:56,451 --> 00:43:00,121 No. I mean, like, with the Daltons and everything. 619 00:43:01,539 --> 00:43:03,750 Can we talk about it later? 620 00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:08,045 I just want you to know you can talk to me. 621 00:43:08,672 --> 00:43:10,798 I'd rather just make out with you. 622 00:43:10,882 --> 00:43:14,552 - But later, I mean. - There is no later. 623 00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:19,223 That was fucking deep, son. 624 00:43:20,516 --> 00:43:21,934 That's what your mom said. 625 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:24,269 That was great! 626 00:43:28,023 --> 00:43:30,275 We know these are scary times. 627 00:43:30,735 --> 00:43:34,948 But with your help, we are sure a cure is right around the corner. 628 00:43:38,702 --> 00:43:40,412 Now, we know this hasn't been ideal, 629 00:43:40,494 --> 00:43:45,000 but we're doing everything we can to help solve this problem as quickly as possible. 630 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:48,711 We in Washington will continue to push forward to find a cure, 631 00:43:48,795 --> 00:43:52,673 so that you good kids can go back to the lives that you so richly deserve. 632 00:43:53,925 --> 00:43:55,844 Now, does anybody have any questions? 633 00:43:55,927 --> 00:43:57,429 - Yeah. - Yes. 634 00:43:57,512 --> 00:43:59,597 Firstly, thank you for talking to us. 635 00:43:59,681 --> 00:44:00,974 - Super cool. - You're very welcome. 636 00:44:01,056 --> 00:44:03,434 Secondly, how come whenever someone from Washington 637 00:44:03,518 --> 00:44:05,311 says that they're doing everything to help us, 638 00:44:05,394 --> 00:44:09,231 it usually means that nothing is getting done and we're all screwed? 639 00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:15,279 Perhaps my PowerPoint wasn't clear... 640 00:44:15,362 --> 00:44:17,740 No, it was clear. It just sucked. 641 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:20,994 Unless this is a magical slide show that can cure us, 642 00:44:21,077 --> 00:44:24,706 I don't get what you're doing that can actually help us. 643 00:44:24,789 --> 00:44:27,500 Hey, I get it. I do. 644 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,626 You have every reason to be angry. 645 00:44:29,710 --> 00:44:33,881 But I just want all of you to know that you have all of our thoughts and prayers. 646 00:44:35,842 --> 00:44:37,427 I don't want that shit unless it works. 647 00:44:38,052 --> 00:44:40,054 If you can't fix us, then just tell us. 648 00:44:40,137 --> 00:44:42,514 We have too many assclowns lying to us as it is. 649 00:44:42,599 --> 00:44:43,807 Mara is right. 650 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,101 You politicians don't care about us. 651 00:44:46,186 --> 00:44:49,105 The only people who care about us is us. 652 00:44:49,188 --> 00:44:51,815 Quakers! Yeah, baby! 653 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,360 Quakers! Quakers! 654 00:44:53,443 --> 00:44:54,861 Quakers! Quakers! 655 00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:56,695 Quakers! Quakers! Quakers! 656 00:46:14,606 --> 00:46:16,025 Go fuck yourself. 657 00:47:04,449 --> 00:47:05,492 Mom. 658 00:47:13,416 --> 00:47:14,918 Yes! 659 00:47:17,628 --> 00:47:19,880 Wait. Where are all the Christmas decorations? 660 00:47:21,382 --> 00:47:24,051 I don't think people felt very festive this year, you know. 661 00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,179 - Yeah. - Bummer. 662 00:47:43,445 --> 00:47:45,699 Oh, my God! You got a tree! 663 00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:47,158 We got a tree! 664 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,994 Oh, my God! This is so cool! 665 00:47:50,077 --> 00:47:52,579 A real one too. Not one of those fake ones. 666 00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:54,874 We gotta put some more ornaments on this thing. 667 00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:57,836 I'm gonna go get changed. I'm gonna go get changed. Wait right here. 668 00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:01,423 I'm home! 669 00:48:02,757 --> 00:48:03,967 Room! 670 00:48:05,677 --> 00:48:08,555 Are they really gonna call the pill the Snooze Button? 671 00:48:08,637 --> 00:48:11,016 That's what that Dr. Rolanda lady said on the news. 672 00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:12,392 Yeah. I know her. 673 00:48:12,851 --> 00:48:14,269 She's pretty professional. 674 00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:16,604 For a bitch. 675 00:48:16,688 --> 00:48:19,648 She can call it whatever she wants as long as it works. 676 00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:21,275 True that. 677 00:48:23,193 --> 00:48:25,447 That is a sweet tree. 678 00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:27,407 Hey. 679 00:48:32,871 --> 00:48:34,079 This feels like a trap. 680 00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,750 We know you smoke pot. You're terrible at hiding it. 681 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,251 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 682 00:48:39,835 --> 00:48:41,670 Just let him be the cool dad. 683 00:48:46,425 --> 00:48:48,802 You're busted. I'm just joking. 684 00:48:57,478 --> 00:48:58,730 Come on. 685 00:49:09,907 --> 00:49:12,034 Is this what adulthood is like? 686 00:49:12,952 --> 00:49:18,083 Yeah, it's like this, except with more anxiety and complete terror. 687 00:49:20,293 --> 00:49:22,461 We just gotta get you through graduation. 688 00:49:23,338 --> 00:49:27,050 Everyone keeps saying that. You really think that's the winner? 689 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,346 I gotta think something. 690 00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:36,976 Sick tree! 691 00:49:58,914 --> 00:50:01,668 I don't think I've ever been in a girl's room before. 692 00:50:02,918 --> 00:50:04,086 I mean, one that I've dated. 693 00:50:04,170 --> 00:50:06,798 Well, I guess you can tick that off your bucket list. 694 00:50:10,385 --> 00:50:11,928 Also, I got you a present. 695 00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:14,764 No! I haven't had time to get you one. 696 00:50:17,434 --> 00:50:18,435 What? 697 00:50:20,853 --> 00:50:22,021 What is it? 698 00:50:23,023 --> 00:50:25,608 It's my body... 699 00:50:27,568 --> 00:50:30,904 in a sexual situation. 700 00:50:38,788 --> 00:50:40,248 Never gotten that before. 701 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:43,376 You okay? 702 00:50:49,882 --> 00:50:51,467 Can I tell you something? 703 00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:53,428 Yeah. 704 00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:58,849 I'm just so glad I didn't explode all over you. 705 00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:03,563 I just kept thinking, please don't explode. 706 00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:05,481 Please don't explode. 707 00:51:05,565 --> 00:51:08,275 - You guys have it so tough. - So tough. 708 00:51:11,112 --> 00:51:12,572 I really like you. 709 00:51:14,490 --> 00:51:16,076 I really like you too. 710 00:51:33,217 --> 00:51:35,094 Do you think we're safe now? 711 00:51:37,179 --> 00:51:39,473 I don't know. I hope so. 712 00:51:40,182 --> 00:51:42,393 I say we just stick to the plan, go back to school 713 00:51:42,476 --> 00:51:44,186 and take it one day at a time. 714 00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,396 What? 715 00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:49,400 - What to what? - The school part. 716 00:51:51,110 --> 00:51:52,778 You didn't hear? 717 00:51:53,362 --> 00:51:54,905 No! 718 00:51:54,989 --> 00:51:56,574 Come on. Go! 719 00:51:57,157 --> 00:51:59,451 Move! Come on! 720 00:52:00,869 --> 00:52:01,913 Move! 721 00:52:04,289 --> 00:52:06,918 All the other classes are meeting at the community center 722 00:52:07,001 --> 00:52:08,503 so they don't catch our disease. 723 00:52:08,585 --> 00:52:09,795 Why? 724 00:52:10,463 --> 00:52:11,840 It could be worse. 725 00:52:12,673 --> 00:52:13,675 How? 726 00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:15,427 We could be like Katelyn. 727 00:52:15,510 --> 00:52:18,596 Katelyn wasn't the first person I saw blow up. 728 00:52:19,472 --> 00:52:21,182 When I was stationed... 729 00:52:22,307 --> 00:52:27,438 I saw a buddy of mine, Mark Jensen, step on a land mine. 730 00:52:27,938 --> 00:52:29,732 No goodbyes, no last words. 731 00:52:29,815 --> 00:52:32,943 Just... that's it. 732 00:52:34,403 --> 00:52:35,572 That was it. 733 00:52:36,697 --> 00:52:39,783 I'm not about to sit here and tell you that everything is gonna be okay, 734 00:52:39,867 --> 00:52:41,161 because that's bullshit. 735 00:52:41,994 --> 00:52:43,454 I mean, I don't know. 736 00:52:45,081 --> 00:52:47,876 But I do know that I will help you graduate. 737 00:52:49,126 --> 00:52:51,086 - That sound good? - Yeah. 738 00:52:51,170 --> 00:52:52,172 Yeah? 739 00:52:54,798 --> 00:52:56,092 Cole. 740 00:52:58,302 --> 00:52:59,887 Can I get a bathroom pass? 741 00:53:04,059 --> 00:53:05,268 Just go, man. 742 00:53:30,918 --> 00:53:33,128 You're not gonna abduct us again, are you? 743 00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:35,048 Firstly, I never did that. 744 00:53:35,130 --> 00:53:37,091 Secondly, no. 745 00:53:37,175 --> 00:53:38,677 We're really confident that the Snooze... 746 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:40,679 Don't say it. 747 00:53:42,764 --> 00:53:44,891 Snooze Button. 748 00:53:46,059 --> 00:53:47,143 Fuck. 749 00:53:47,226 --> 00:53:48,769 What do you have against it? 750 00:53:49,228 --> 00:53:52,064 - Literally just the name. - Okay. What would you call it? 751 00:53:52,190 --> 00:53:54,943 I don't know. Something sciencey. 752 00:53:55,025 --> 00:53:57,903 It has a sciencey name that nobody remembers. 753 00:53:57,987 --> 00:54:01,825 Why? 'Cause it's a dozen syllables long. Hence, the nickname. 754 00:54:01,907 --> 00:54:04,993 Thank you so much for FBI-splaining the concept of nicknames to me. 755 00:54:05,077 --> 00:54:07,663 You're welcome. Now get out of here. You're healthy. 756 00:54:11,543 --> 00:54:12,794 Why are you still here? 757 00:54:14,128 --> 00:54:16,422 In my office? 'Cause I work here. 758 00:54:16,505 --> 00:54:19,134 No, like, if you think it's all done and cured, 759 00:54:19,217 --> 00:54:20,552 why are you still here? 760 00:54:21,052 --> 00:54:23,762 There are a dozen grunts that can take my blood pressure. 761 00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:24,848 You have a badge. 762 00:54:24,931 --> 00:54:26,599 Everyone here has a badge. 763 00:54:28,726 --> 00:54:30,436 You don't think it's done, do you? 764 00:54:33,815 --> 00:54:36,735 You know what they say. Hope for the best. 765 00:54:37,152 --> 00:54:38,778 Prepare for the worst! 766 00:54:40,612 --> 00:54:42,448 - Is that a sex thing? - No. 767 00:54:42,907 --> 00:54:44,867 But maybe. Ready? 768 00:54:48,288 --> 00:54:50,248 - Yeah. - You're good. Just go forward. 769 00:54:50,331 --> 00:54:51,666 Am I gonna hurt myself? 770 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,585 You probably will, but it won't be my fault. 771 00:54:55,503 --> 00:54:57,797 - What are you doing? - I don't know. I'm just scared. 772 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,590 - Why are you scared? - I don't know. 773 00:54:59,673 --> 00:55:01,509 - I'm so trustworthy. - I'm so nervous. 774 00:55:01,592 --> 00:55:02,760 It's okay. 775 00:55:02,844 --> 00:55:05,096 But you need to be careful 'cause this is a dangerous place. 776 00:55:05,179 --> 00:55:08,349 Okay. Wait, what does that mean? What does that mean? 777 00:55:08,432 --> 00:55:10,143 What am I getting myself into? 778 00:55:10,226 --> 00:55:12,686 Stand right here. Ready? And now you're gonna twirl. 779 00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:16,024 - One, two, three. - This is fun. I like this. 780 00:55:16,065 --> 00:55:17,692 - Okay. - Okay. 781 00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:20,528 - Are you ready? - No. 782 00:55:21,278 --> 00:55:22,447 Okay, I'm ready. 783 00:55:28,827 --> 00:55:29,996 Were you prepared? 784 00:55:31,831 --> 00:55:32,874 No. 785 00:55:33,750 --> 00:55:38,588 I was like, what should I get my boy toy for Valentine's/his birthday. 786 00:55:39,172 --> 00:55:43,677 And I thought, he had it so tough when he was a kid, 787 00:55:44,302 --> 00:55:48,347 he would dance by himself in a barn to '80s music. 788 00:55:53,853 --> 00:55:58,441 So maybe he'd like to know he wasn't by himself anymore. 789 00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:08,117 - This is cool. - Yeah? 790 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:10,161 Yeah. 791 00:56:12,789 --> 00:56:13,915 Thanks, Mara. 792 00:56:58,126 --> 00:56:59,919 Can we talk about something? 793 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:01,921 You're pregnant. 794 00:57:02,005 --> 00:57:03,715 I am. It's triplets. 795 00:57:03,797 --> 00:57:06,133 - My seed is mighty! - It is. 796 00:57:08,762 --> 00:57:11,014 - Okay. Go on. - Okay. 797 00:57:12,931 --> 00:57:14,683 What happens after we graduate? 798 00:57:15,434 --> 00:57:18,355 You mean, like, with us? 799 00:57:19,021 --> 00:57:20,148 Yeah. 800 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,733 I actually haven't thought that far ahead. 801 00:57:22,817 --> 00:57:25,362 - I know, it's silly, but... - I know I want to be with you. 802 00:57:27,072 --> 00:57:28,365 Yeah? 803 00:57:29,824 --> 00:57:31,492 Yeah. I mean... 804 00:57:31,576 --> 00:57:35,579 You're, like, the best thing to come out of spontaneous combustions for me. 805 00:57:35,663 --> 00:57:38,166 - The very best? - The very best. 806 00:57:38,248 --> 00:57:39,750 - I love you. - Fuck! 807 00:57:41,335 --> 00:57:42,920 - You can't say that! - I'm so sorry! 808 00:57:43,003 --> 00:57:44,588 You can't say that! 809 00:57:45,005 --> 00:57:47,132 - Are you kidding me? - I'm sorry. I screwed that up. 810 00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:48,843 - Yeah, you did! - Oh, my God! 811 00:57:49,302 --> 00:57:51,805 - Say it to me later on, okay? - No. 812 00:57:52,722 --> 00:57:54,182 Okay. Yeah, I'll say it. 813 00:58:01,856 --> 00:58:02,941 Hey. 814 00:58:04,608 --> 00:58:08,822 Maybe this summer, we can just drive around for a while. 815 00:58:10,114 --> 00:58:11,281 I'd like that. 816 00:58:12,909 --> 00:58:15,412 If we're not fleshy dead bits. 817 00:58:15,494 --> 00:58:17,329 If we're not fleshy dead bits. 818 00:58:30,635 --> 00:58:32,804 Have you heard of the infinite monkey theorem? 819 00:58:32,887 --> 00:58:35,515 No, but I'm way into how that sounds. 820 00:58:36,141 --> 00:58:40,186 It's the idea of, like, if you have infinite monkeys 821 00:58:40,269 --> 00:58:42,355 and you give them all infinite typewriters 822 00:58:42,438 --> 00:58:45,733 and an infinite amount of time, they'll write Shakespeare. 823 00:58:46,985 --> 00:58:48,361 The word "Shakespeare"? 824 00:58:48,445 --> 00:58:50,280 No, like a full play of his. 825 00:58:50,362 --> 00:58:51,947 Sound like pretentious fucking monkeys. 826 00:58:52,032 --> 00:58:54,826 - Stop. - Can't they write something else? 827 00:58:54,909 --> 00:58:58,204 They'll literally write every book ever written, because they can't not. 828 00:58:59,039 --> 00:59:00,915 They can't... not. 829 00:59:01,666 --> 00:59:04,169 - I think about this a lot. - Okay. 830 00:59:05,378 --> 00:59:07,588 I think it helps explain what's happening. 831 00:59:08,130 --> 00:59:10,841 You think monkeys are writing books that make us explode? 832 00:59:10,925 --> 00:59:13,803 No, the idea that because you can't say with certainty 833 00:59:13,887 --> 00:59:15,388 that something won't happen, 834 00:59:15,472 --> 00:59:18,141 then eventually it has to happen, like the Big Bang. 835 00:59:19,391 --> 00:59:22,394 I like my idea about evil monkeys writing plays better. 836 00:59:27,025 --> 00:59:28,485 This is taking forever, isn't it? 837 00:59:31,570 --> 00:59:33,030 I don't think she's coming. 838 00:59:35,532 --> 00:59:37,493 No one's ever been scared of me before. 839 00:59:38,744 --> 00:59:39,953 Let's go somewhere else. 840 00:59:40,038 --> 00:59:42,331 No. This is where we go. 841 00:59:42,414 --> 00:59:44,541 This is our spot. This is our thing. 842 00:59:44,626 --> 00:59:49,047 I know. But maybe it's not our thing anymore. 843 00:59:57,554 --> 00:59:58,681 Whatever. 844 01:00:04,436 --> 01:00:07,940 The last thing I want is for you to feel like science fair projects. 845 01:00:08,692 --> 01:00:11,568 Because of your help, the CDC and the FDA 846 01:00:11,652 --> 01:00:14,113 have been working around the clock with Washington 847 01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:19,285 to make the Snooze Button available over the counter to all Americans. 848 01:00:19,369 --> 01:00:22,247 So, what is the Snooze Button? 849 01:00:24,206 --> 01:00:28,002 For starters, it's not, sadly, a cure, but it is... 850 01:00:29,628 --> 01:00:30,838 a treatment. 851 01:00:32,090 --> 01:00:33,341 Give you an example. 852 01:00:34,050 --> 01:00:35,719 Sometimes you're typing on your computer 853 01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:39,222 and, out of nowhere, it turns off, crashes. 854 01:00:41,349 --> 01:00:43,559 When that happens to us, we're not so lucky. 855 01:00:45,394 --> 01:00:46,603 Can I get a volunteer? 856 01:00:46,688 --> 01:00:47,814 Yeah. 857 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:50,692 Steve, great. Come on up. 858 01:00:55,030 --> 01:00:56,948 Okay. Yes. 859 01:00:57,699 --> 01:01:00,617 - This is for our bros. - Yeah! 860 01:01:00,702 --> 01:01:04,164 Okay. Steve, can I get you to pat your head, please? 861 01:01:04,246 --> 01:01:05,289 That's it? 862 01:01:06,041 --> 01:01:07,083 Can you rub your belly? 863 01:01:07,625 --> 01:01:08,835 Yeah, come on. 864 01:01:09,543 --> 01:01:11,003 Okay, stand on one foot. 865 01:01:12,422 --> 01:01:13,548 Jump up and down. 866 01:01:16,300 --> 01:01:17,344 This is bullshit. 867 01:01:24,434 --> 01:01:25,435 Run! 868 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,485 Mara! 869 01:01:33,985 --> 01:01:35,737 Come on, get up. Come on. 870 01:01:45,163 --> 01:01:46,748 - Mara! - Tess! 871 01:01:52,878 --> 01:01:53,962 Come on. 872 01:02:21,032 --> 01:02:22,534 Open the door! 873 01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:33,378 Mara! Mara! 874 01:02:33,961 --> 01:02:36,297 Come on. This way is faster. 875 01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:38,465 - What the fuck is happening? - They were wrong. They were... 876 01:02:41,427 --> 01:02:42,429 When you do... 877 01:03:16,045 --> 01:03:17,422 Mara! 878 01:03:29,641 --> 01:03:31,935 - Are you okay? - No. 879 01:03:32,728 --> 01:03:35,522 - Are you? - I'm just glad you're still here. 880 01:04:24,947 --> 01:04:27,574 A fragment of his jawbone hit my forehead. 881 01:04:31,746 --> 01:04:32,831 I never felt it. 882 01:04:32,914 --> 01:04:34,874 Mara! Mara! 883 01:04:38,460 --> 01:04:40,004 I never felt anything. 884 01:04:40,713 --> 01:04:41,797 Okay. 885 01:04:42,757 --> 01:04:44,009 Oh, my God. 886 01:04:45,969 --> 01:04:47,012 Hey. 887 01:05:13,204 --> 01:05:15,539 All I remember is wanting to die. 888 01:05:51,076 --> 01:05:52,077 Honey? 889 01:05:55,163 --> 01:05:56,914 Dylan's mom called for you. 890 01:05:58,541 --> 01:06:00,794 She just wanted to see how you were doing. 891 01:06:45,547 --> 01:06:47,132 Mara, can you open the door? 892 01:06:49,592 --> 01:06:50,677 Please. 893 01:06:53,554 --> 01:06:56,265 Mara, I just want to make sure that you're okay. 894 01:07:07,985 --> 01:07:09,237 Oh, my God. 895 01:07:14,617 --> 01:07:17,202 All right, you're gonna need vodka... 896 01:07:18,038 --> 01:07:19,539 dry vermouth, 897 01:07:19,621 --> 01:07:21,373 grenadine and ice. 898 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,001 Mix three parts vodka... 899 01:07:27,963 --> 01:07:30,759 with one part vermouth. 900 01:07:34,054 --> 01:07:35,472 Fill with ice... 901 01:07:36,639 --> 01:07:38,016 and stir... 902 01:07:40,393 --> 01:07:43,646 before pouring into a martini glass. 903 01:07:45,148 --> 01:07:46,149 Okay. 904 01:07:46,231 --> 01:07:47,942 And then, with the grenadine, 905 01:07:48,025 --> 01:07:52,196 you're gonna basically pour the entire fucking bottle into the martini. 906 01:07:54,365 --> 01:07:58,036 And now you have my brand-new cocktail which I've called, 907 01:07:58,119 --> 01:08:00,914 "All of My Friends and Boyfriend Are Dead." 908 01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,589 Well, I have a couple of questions. 909 01:08:11,298 --> 01:08:13,217 Okay, but hold on. 910 01:08:13,300 --> 01:08:15,219 No, please don't. 911 01:08:21,309 --> 01:08:23,645 - You can have the next one. - Okay. 912 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:27,606 - I'm not equipped to deal with this. - I know, right? 913 01:08:27,690 --> 01:08:31,485 But I've literally found one thing that makes that feeling go away. 914 01:08:33,070 --> 01:08:34,447 What is it? 915 01:08:35,364 --> 01:08:36,782 Alcohol. 916 01:08:39,327 --> 01:08:42,329 - Why are you whispering? - 'Cause it's a secret. 917 01:08:43,122 --> 01:08:45,375 'Cause I'm underage. 918 01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:48,127 Don't tell anyone, though. 919 01:09:25,789 --> 01:09:27,000 Tessy! 920 01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,085 Mara. 921 01:09:29,168 --> 01:09:31,755 Tessy! Let's go fuck shit up. 922 01:09:32,296 --> 01:09:34,548 - How did you get here? - I walked, yo. 923 01:09:35,007 --> 01:09:36,925 - That's, like, ten miles. - I know. 924 01:09:37,010 --> 01:09:38,970 I'm fucking Wonder Woman. 925 01:09:39,429 --> 01:09:40,971 Come on. Let's go do something. 926 01:09:43,099 --> 01:09:45,685 Let's go throw water balloons full of red paint at kids. 927 01:09:45,769 --> 01:09:46,978 Mara. 928 01:09:47,061 --> 01:09:49,104 No. We have to go to school. 929 01:09:49,189 --> 01:09:50,481 Fuck school! 930 01:09:50,564 --> 01:09:52,024 No! I can't fuck school! 931 01:09:52,524 --> 01:09:54,777 I need to get the fuck out of here! 932 01:09:54,860 --> 01:09:58,489 And what happened to Dylan, it sucks. It really fucking sucks. And I'm sorry. 933 01:09:58,989 --> 01:10:03,411 But people have been dying for seven fucking months. 934 01:10:03,494 --> 01:10:06,206 I'm losing my mind. I don't want to die. 935 01:10:06,288 --> 01:10:07,498 Well... 936 01:10:08,957 --> 01:10:10,125 then don't die. 937 01:10:11,043 --> 01:10:12,252 - Easy. - No. 938 01:10:12,337 --> 01:10:15,298 - Stop being a bitch. Help me out. - I can't help you the way you want me to. 939 01:10:16,256 --> 01:10:17,509 How do I want you to? 940 01:10:18,217 --> 01:10:21,680 You want to stop existing until you actually stop existing. 941 01:10:25,766 --> 01:10:28,228 - What's with the van? - They don't want us driving anymore. 942 01:10:29,395 --> 01:10:31,605 Just come hang with me instead. 943 01:10:32,399 --> 01:10:36,152 If you don't, I'll never get a beach house with you, ever. Ever. 944 01:10:36,235 --> 01:10:38,613 As if we're going to live that long anyway. 945 01:10:51,042 --> 01:10:52,669 I fucking hate you! 946 01:11:46,055 --> 01:11:47,097 Fuck. 947 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:49,641 Fuck. 948 01:12:00,819 --> 01:12:02,072 What's up? 949 01:12:14,501 --> 01:12:16,878 Hey, it's like a metaphor. 950 01:12:16,961 --> 01:12:18,963 - Mara. - What? 951 01:12:19,046 --> 01:12:20,297 Are you gonna arrest me? 952 01:12:20,381 --> 01:12:22,007 No, I just came by to see if you needed help. 953 01:12:22,091 --> 01:12:23,217 Here. Have a drink. 954 01:12:30,307 --> 01:12:31,850 What the fuck? 955 01:12:32,769 --> 01:12:34,479 An agent's car? 956 01:12:34,561 --> 01:12:36,105 It was funny at the time. 957 01:12:36,189 --> 01:12:38,817 It was funny? What time was it funny? 958 01:12:38,942 --> 01:12:41,319 - Like, 4:00. - That's not what I fucking meant. 959 01:12:41,403 --> 01:12:42,529 No shit, Dad. 960 01:12:42,612 --> 01:12:45,949 - Are you still drunk? - One thousand percent. 961 01:12:46,032 --> 01:12:47,617 Where do you even get alcohol? 962 01:12:47,701 --> 01:12:49,911 Besides here? I steal it. 963 01:12:50,994 --> 01:12:52,413 Why would you tell me that? 964 01:12:52,497 --> 01:12:55,500 'Cause you asked and I'm drunk, so why would I lie? 965 01:12:55,582 --> 01:12:57,376 To make us feel better. 966 01:12:57,793 --> 01:12:59,336 That's all you care about. 967 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:01,297 I've heard you call people about "helping" me. 968 01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:04,175 We've called them in front of you. We only care about you. 969 01:13:04,259 --> 01:13:06,386 Why do you think we're applying to all these colleges? 970 01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:08,387 I don't want to go to any fucking colleges. 971 01:13:08,470 --> 01:13:10,806 I don't give a fuck what you do as long as you're alive. 972 01:13:10,890 --> 01:13:12,934 That is what's gonna make us feel better. 973 01:13:13,018 --> 01:13:15,520 Yeah? Well, I'm going to die in a violent explosion full of blood. 974 01:13:15,603 --> 01:13:17,896 Probably all over you. Feel better? 975 01:13:26,823 --> 01:13:28,908 Fuck off. 976 01:16:24,458 --> 01:16:25,585 Tequila? 977 01:16:27,212 --> 01:16:29,756 What kind of tequila? No. It's okay. I'm okay. 978 01:16:38,681 --> 01:16:40,934 Did you just send me a beach house listing? 979 01:16:42,810 --> 01:16:43,811 Maybe. 980 01:16:44,561 --> 01:16:46,230 But we're never gonna be old. 981 01:16:47,649 --> 01:16:52,278 But we're already really... really old. 982 01:16:56,615 --> 01:16:57,867 I'm leaving tonight. 983 01:17:01,203 --> 01:17:02,956 I need my life to start. 984 01:17:04,164 --> 01:17:06,208 Even if it's just a few minutes long. 985 01:17:16,176 --> 01:17:17,761 I hope you live forever. 986 01:17:18,846 --> 01:17:20,305 Like an elf. 987 01:17:22,100 --> 01:17:23,476 Elves live forever? 988 01:17:24,728 --> 01:17:27,646 Unless they're murdered or die from grief. 989 01:17:28,230 --> 01:17:29,523 That's what Dylan said. 990 01:17:31,984 --> 01:17:33,235 He was a nerd. 991 01:17:35,654 --> 01:17:37,072 Yeah, he was all right. 992 01:17:41,118 --> 01:17:42,411 I'll see you inside? 993 01:17:56,384 --> 01:17:58,052 You'll always be my best friend. 994 01:19:09,832 --> 01:19:11,208 What the fuck is this? 995 01:19:12,042 --> 01:19:14,295 It's... It's grad. 996 01:19:14,378 --> 01:19:15,880 No. It's prom. 997 01:19:15,963 --> 01:19:17,090 It's both. 998 01:19:21,845 --> 01:19:24,014 That's fucking stupid. 999 01:20:08,099 --> 01:20:09,184 Becky Burke. 1000 01:20:17,984 --> 01:20:20,320 I just wanna say I'm sorry for killing everyone. 1001 01:20:20,403 --> 01:20:23,155 - Okay. Mara, just... - No. It's cool, man. 1002 01:20:26,408 --> 01:20:28,411 I'm sorry I'm the curse. 1003 01:20:29,203 --> 01:20:30,996 I always have been. I did the math. 1004 01:20:31,081 --> 01:20:34,626 From Katelyn to Perry and the Daltons... 1005 01:20:36,336 --> 01:20:37,545 and Dylan... 1006 01:20:39,506 --> 01:20:41,716 I'm the reason why it happened. 1007 01:20:43,801 --> 01:20:45,177 And I don't know why. 1008 01:20:46,095 --> 01:20:47,596 I'm not a great person. 1009 01:20:50,225 --> 01:20:53,353 And I hate myself so much for hurting everyone. 1010 01:20:56,480 --> 01:20:57,815 I'm so sorry. 1011 01:21:00,150 --> 01:21:03,654 I wish they were all here to celebrate this dumb bullshit. 1012 01:21:03,738 --> 01:21:05,657 - Okay. Thank you, Mara. - Hey. 1013 01:21:05,739 --> 01:21:06,824 Also... 1014 01:21:08,618 --> 01:21:11,037 Springsteen is really good. 1015 01:21:11,746 --> 01:21:13,748 I found that out the hard way. 1016 01:21:22,131 --> 01:21:23,298 Thank you, Mara. 1017 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:27,177 Claire Hacklon. 1018 01:21:29,096 --> 01:21:30,472 It's all my fault. 1019 01:21:31,765 --> 01:21:33,183 I'm the curse. 1020 01:21:33,893 --> 01:21:36,980 I wasn't a good enough Christian and now Jesus is punishing me. 1021 01:21:37,063 --> 01:21:39,149 Boo! Sit down, whore! 1022 01:21:42,277 --> 01:21:44,237 No, no! It's my fault! 1023 01:21:44,319 --> 01:21:46,072 I wanted to be top of the class 1024 01:21:46,155 --> 01:21:49,367 and I think I, like, willed all my competition to die. 1025 01:21:49,451 --> 01:21:51,118 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. 1026 01:21:51,202 --> 01:21:53,246 - I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no. 1027 01:21:54,247 --> 01:21:56,166 It was me! It was definitely me! 1028 01:21:56,248 --> 01:21:58,251 I used to steal food from the cafeteria! 1029 01:23:16,121 --> 01:23:18,581 I love you too, you know. 1030 01:23:57,203 --> 01:24:01,416 Hi, Dylan's mom. 1031 01:24:02,292 --> 01:24:03,543 Hi, Mara. 1032 01:24:04,293 --> 01:24:05,502 Can I join you? 1033 01:24:30,444 --> 01:24:32,488 I'm sorry I didn't come to the funeral. 1034 01:24:34,490 --> 01:24:35,699 I understand. 1035 01:24:36,993 --> 01:24:38,536 It's a cool headstone, though. 1036 01:24:40,287 --> 01:24:41,455 He designed it. 1037 01:24:42,332 --> 01:24:43,416 Really? 1038 01:24:47,753 --> 01:24:50,215 The first time Dylan and I ever really hung out... 1039 01:24:51,925 --> 01:24:53,677 I was super sick on shrooms... 1040 01:24:55,511 --> 01:24:57,096 and I saw so many of him. 1041 01:25:00,850 --> 01:25:02,394 And it was beautiful. 1042 01:25:07,981 --> 01:25:10,609 And now I can't even see one of him. 1043 01:25:16,323 --> 01:25:18,617 He told me he held your hair. 1044 01:25:19,993 --> 01:25:21,078 He told you that? 1045 01:25:23,372 --> 01:25:25,750 Did you think I was bad news bears? 1046 01:25:27,543 --> 01:25:28,586 No. 1047 01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:33,591 No, I just... I thought you were in a lot of pain... 1048 01:25:34,926 --> 01:25:37,012 and didn't know how to deal with it. 1049 01:25:48,439 --> 01:25:50,983 I don't know what to do with my body. 1050 01:25:55,113 --> 01:25:57,282 It feels like I'm dying. 1051 01:26:04,956 --> 01:26:07,167 I'm so scared all the time. 1052 01:26:11,921 --> 01:26:14,923 Sometimes I wish I would just die so it was over. 1053 01:26:22,349 --> 01:26:24,809 That's just what life feels like sometimes. 1054 01:26:24,893 --> 01:26:26,935 Life fucking sucks. 1055 01:26:27,645 --> 01:26:29,022 It does. 1056 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:30,814 It really does. 1057 01:26:33,109 --> 01:26:34,652 Why is this happening? 1058 01:26:40,574 --> 01:26:44,162 Did you hear about the man in Florida with the sinkhole? 1059 01:26:46,122 --> 01:26:49,209 He was asleep in his bed and a sinkhole opened. 1060 01:26:49,292 --> 01:26:51,544 His bed fell right down into it. 1061 01:26:52,252 --> 01:26:54,380 His brother heard him shouting from the next room. 1062 01:26:54,463 --> 01:26:59,551 He ran over and found this giant pit where the room used to be. 1063 01:27:00,636 --> 01:27:03,472 He could hear his brother screaming for help, 1064 01:27:03,555 --> 01:27:06,433 but it was impossible to help him. 1065 01:27:07,851 --> 01:27:09,854 They never even got his body out. 1066 01:27:12,189 --> 01:27:13,817 Great. 1067 01:27:13,899 --> 01:27:16,568 Now I have to be afraid of sinkholes too. 1068 01:27:18,947 --> 01:27:20,573 It's just life. 1069 01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:24,284 I'm sure he didn't deserve it. 1070 01:27:26,328 --> 01:27:28,163 None of you deserve this. 1071 01:27:30,833 --> 01:27:33,502 But deserve's got nothing to do with it. 1072 01:27:36,213 --> 01:27:37,548 That's a good line. 1073 01:27:37,631 --> 01:27:40,467 I stole it from Clint Eastwood. 1074 01:27:49,226 --> 01:27:51,061 I think Dylan got it. 1075 01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:55,483 The answer, I mean. 1076 01:28:02,157 --> 01:28:03,408 God. 1077 01:28:04,743 --> 01:28:06,745 What am I supposed to do now? 1078 01:28:11,291 --> 01:28:13,126 Do you want to come over for dinner next week? 1079 01:28:16,503 --> 01:28:18,340 Yeah, sure. 1080 01:28:19,966 --> 01:28:21,217 Thanks. 1081 01:28:28,725 --> 01:28:30,518 Are you okay? 1082 01:29:37,127 --> 01:29:38,336 I'm sorry. 1083 01:30:47,654 --> 01:30:50,824 After a few months, there were no more explosions. 1084 01:31:02,462 --> 01:31:05,215 Everyone left and we were free to leave. 1085 01:31:06,507 --> 01:31:09,176 It was super anticlimactic. 1086 01:31:11,470 --> 01:31:14,306 The man was like, "Hey, the Snooze Button works. 1087 01:31:14,390 --> 01:31:18,519 We just got that last batch wrong. But we swear this new batch is legit." 1088 01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:22,439 I think they just want to sell me pills for the rest of my life. 1089 01:31:47,215 --> 01:31:49,050 Are you sure this thing is safe? 1090 01:31:49,134 --> 01:31:50,969 I mean, compared to what? 1091 01:32:07,569 --> 01:32:10,321 Call us every hour. Or even more often. 1092 01:32:10,404 --> 01:32:11,905 Yeah. Call us a lot. 1093 01:32:12,573 --> 01:32:14,283 You know, I actually think I will. 1094 01:32:41,019 --> 01:32:44,481 They're going to tear down the school, which makes sense. 1095 01:32:48,902 --> 01:32:52,572 They're also going to make a memorial for the departed, which makes less sense, 1096 01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:55,324 because, let's be honest... 1097 01:32:56,451 --> 01:32:58,619 that sappy shit's gonna suck. 1098 01:33:00,537 --> 01:33:04,750 By the end of the school year, 31 students in the senior class died. 1099 01:33:14,886 --> 01:33:16,096 I didn't die. 1100 01:33:16,970 --> 01:33:18,931 I guess I'll never know why. 1101 01:33:29,317 --> 01:33:31,653 So, what did we learn? 1102 01:33:32,737 --> 01:33:34,197 What did we learn? 1103 01:33:35,407 --> 01:33:38,368 At the end of the day, it's all a... 1104 01:33:40,453 --> 01:33:41,871 Fuck this shit, man. 1105 01:33:41,954 --> 01:33:45,417 The world is a fucking cruel piece of shit and nothing makes sense, 1106 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:48,211 and the only thing you can do is put your middle fingers up 1107 01:33:48,293 --> 01:33:50,337 and be all, like, fuck you, life! 1108 01:33:50,421 --> 01:33:52,089 Suck my dick! 1109 01:33:52,172 --> 01:33:54,550 I'm gonna be amazing in spite of all life's shit. 1110 01:33:55,135 --> 01:33:58,346 I'm gonna travel the world, I'm gonna get my bachelors of bullshit, 1111 01:33:58,430 --> 01:34:00,056 I'm gonna write some books 1112 01:34:00,140 --> 01:34:03,476 and make a low-to-minimum wage, but do really well online. 1113 01:34:03,560 --> 01:34:05,395 I'll probably date some nice boys. 1114 01:34:05,478 --> 01:34:07,021 I'll probably marry a few of them. 1115 01:34:07,104 --> 01:34:10,065 And sometimes, late at night when the world is quiet... 1116 01:34:10,984 --> 01:34:13,278 I'll tell them about Dylan 1117 01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,404 and what he meant to me, 1118 01:34:15,488 --> 01:34:17,657 and how I think about him every day. 1119 01:34:18,908 --> 01:34:22,620 I'll probably have a bunch of kids and be a dope mom, and then... 1120 01:34:22,703 --> 01:34:25,247 No, you know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna be president. 1121 01:34:25,331 --> 01:34:26,750 I, Mara Carlyle... 1122 01:34:26,832 --> 01:34:29,793 Trump's gonna look up at me from his gold-crusted coffin and go, 1123 01:34:29,877 --> 01:34:31,962 "Who the fuck is this bitch?" And I'll tell him... 1124 01:34:32,046 --> 01:34:34,882 That's President Bitch to you, motherfucker. 1125 01:34:34,966 --> 01:34:38,636 The Big Bang happened out of nowhere, for no reason. 1126 01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:42,015 Or maybe God set it all into motion. Who knows? 1127 01:34:42,097 --> 01:34:44,516 But then, like, the dinosaurs died 1128 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,936 because a meteor hit the Earth at the exact worst spot imaginable. 1129 01:34:49,355 --> 01:34:50,731 Fuck, man. 1130 01:34:52,149 --> 01:34:54,652 And volcanoes erupt, and drunk drivers drive, 1131 01:34:54,735 --> 01:34:58,907 and sinkholes collapse, and sometimes people explode. 1132 01:35:00,074 --> 01:35:03,118 And I guess that just means bad shit is gonna happen. 1133 01:35:03,203 --> 01:35:04,621 It's inevitable. 1134 01:35:05,204 --> 01:35:06,747 And so, here we are. 1135 01:35:06,831 --> 01:35:09,751 I'm gonna live the life I want to have right now. 1136 01:35:09,833 --> 01:35:12,921 I'm not gonna waste time waiting for a day that may never come for me. 1137 01:35:13,630 --> 01:35:14,838 So fuck it. 1138 01:35:14,922 --> 01:35:16,423 I'm gonna stay at the beach house 1139 01:35:16,507 --> 01:35:18,635 and smoke a hookah with my toes in the sand. 1140 01:35:19,219 --> 01:35:22,346 I don't know what's gonna happen next. I hope it's cool. 1141 01:35:22,430 --> 01:35:24,891 All I know is I could die any second now. 1142 01:35:24,974 --> 01:35:26,768 Hell, so could you. 1143 01:35:26,850 --> 01:35:29,938 Nothing's fair, but it's a beautiful world, 1144 01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:32,523 and I'm happy I get to be here. 1145 01:35:33,608 --> 01:35:35,360 If only for a little while. 1146 01:35:38,070 --> 01:35:39,780 The fuck else can you do?