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(soft soothing music)

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(muffled crosstalk)

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(birds chirping)

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- At the dawn of time,

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the roles of men and
women were well-defined.

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(tribal drum music)

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(hawk screeching)

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He who lived an
adventurous life,

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hunting, foraging and providing,

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while she stayed in the
security of their cave dwelling

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and made what little
they had at home.

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But over millions of years,
something strange happened:

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the lines blurred.

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Call it evolution or
straight up confusion,

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but the modern relationship
is so complicated.

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Just like every other
couple throughout history,

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we had plenty of our own issues.

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While most people
plan a date night,

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see a therapist or
secretly take out

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their frustrations during sex,

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we needed something
much more intense.

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We needed an intervention.

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I guess we should
start at the beginning.

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When Pam and I first met,
like every other guy,

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I was just trying to
scratch out a living.

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(soothing bongo music)

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What about Venice?
- Nah, too cliche.

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- Yeah.

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Tokyo?

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- You know, I don't think
Francesca eats sushi.

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- Yeah well, we
can't just take 'em

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to New York for
dinner this month.

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That's amateur.

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- I don't know,
they're Black Ops.

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Their standards are pretty high.

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- Well I'll think of somethin'.

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- Yeah.

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(soft intriguing music)

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- What about Paris?

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(jet pack whooshing)

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- Well with everything
goin' on there,

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I don't wanna feel
like I'm on-call.

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(soft intriguing music)

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(jet pack whooshing)

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- Nah, you're right.

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I'll think of somethin'
a little more exotic

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off the grid.

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(jet pack thudding)

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You didn't see that or this.

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(jet pack exploding)

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I've got it.
- What?

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- [Corey] Kathmandu.

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- Kathman-fucking-du, yes!

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- The girls are gonna love
the little restaurants

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and dive bars in the Himalayas.

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(soft intriguing music)

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(bullet pinging)
(man wincing)

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The important thing is
what happens in Kathmandu,

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stays in Kathmandu.

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(muffled whispering)
(radar beeping)

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- I've got our target,

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Egan Doyle.

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We don't know what
kind of weapon

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he's trying to
acquire or from whom.

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He's moving quickly
through the concourse.

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(intriguing orchestral music)

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(radar beeping)

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- I'm so sorry, are you okay?

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- [Pam] No no, I'm not okay.

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- What?

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(soft romantic music)

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- That really fucking hurt.

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(radar beeping)

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- Corey, (taps) what's goin' on?

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- I just don't know what
would make you in such a rush.

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You don't have to be running
recklessly through a mall

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without looking
where you're going.

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I mean it was rude

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and I've just gotten
to a point in my life

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where I'm gonna be one of
these people that speaks up,

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so this is me speaking up.

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And I'm just curious what
you might have to say

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other than you're sorry

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because you've already
fucking said that.

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(soft orchestral music)

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- I don't know.

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- Sorry, I overstepped.

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Here I am giving lectures
when I should just be

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I'm handing out free samples.

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- What the hell are
you doin', Corey?

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Go get Egan.

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- It's all about
customer appreciation

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and I want you to know
that I appreciate you.

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- I feel appreciated.

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- Whoa, your hands.

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They're like sandpaper.

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What, are you in
construction or something?

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- What the?

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- No, I'm not in construction.

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I work in cardboard,
sell cardboard boxes.

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- Right well if you want,

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you can join our
membership club.

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We can send you, you
know information,

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specials and coupons.

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I just need your email.

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- Yeah, join the club.

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- Great.

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- I'm Corey.

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- I'm Pam.

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(soft romantic music)

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- Corey.

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Is this thing even working?

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Corey.

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Corey, Corey!

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(earpiece screeching)

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- Shit, I'm sorry.

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I have to go.

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- Is everything okay?

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- Just a business meeting.

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- What about your email?

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- [Corey] Don't
worry, I'll find you.

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(intense intriguing music)

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- Fuck, shit.

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We lost Egan.

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We lost Egan.

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What the fuck?

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(soft orchestral music)
(hawk screeching)

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- Jeez, thought it was a bug.

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Don't freak out, Corey's
gonna be here any minute.

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- So you're looking
at Havenshire County's

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year five figure
skating champion.

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- Wow, you're really good.

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(skates swishing)
(soft romantic music)

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- Oh my god.

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Were you in the
Olympics or something?

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- Just a little ice
hockey growin' up.

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- I knew it.
- What?

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- You're gonna be
one of those guys

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who's good at everything.

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- What's wrong with
being good at everything?

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- Knowing you're
good at everything,

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nothing will ever
make you happy.

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- That's not true.

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I'm totally happy.
- Are you?

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- Yeah, I am.

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- You wanna know what I think?

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I think you're one of those guys

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who's always gonna be
looking up at the clouds

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tryin' to figure
out the next dream,

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the next accomplishment
trying to see

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every little part of the
world and how to escape to it

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all so you don't have
to look in the mirror

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and find out who you really are.

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- Where's the adventure
in that, my dear?

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- The adventure is finding
out what's really inside.

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- It's still kinda early.

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What do you feel like doin'?

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- No, it's your turn.

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You can't expect me to
come up with everything.

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- All right, well we can hop

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a jet to New York, catch a play.

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Jump on a yacht to Tahiti.

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- Yeah.

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- Or we can head to
Kenya for a safari.

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- Your head, it's in the clouds.

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For a guy who sells
cardboard boxes for a living,

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you have quite the imagination.

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- Yeah, I guess I do.

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(Soft romantic music)

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- Look, I've gotta get
up early in the morning

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to open the store, so I think
we should call it a night.

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- Yeah.

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Yeah, we'll call it a rain
check on our next adventure.

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(Corey sighing)

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- Look, I hope I didn't
freak you out earlier

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with my whole anti-thrill
seeking diagnosis.

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- There's something about you.

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There's a word for it.

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You're just--
- Oh god, no.

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No, look I've been
on way too many dates

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where people pretend.

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You know, they're
not themselves.

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It's not me.

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What you see is what you get.

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- No, I get it.

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I'd much rather have
you be real than--

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- Present something I'm not?

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- Right, yeah.

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- I guess if you do
wanna come over, you can.

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But I'm gonna be
watching a movie

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and I have laundry,
like a lot of laundry.

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Stacks of it, in fact.

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- Love to do laundry
and watch a movie.

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(soft romantic music)

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- Great.

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- Great.

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(muffled TV speech)

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- Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm good.

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You?

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- Yeah.

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(whimsical music)

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(gun blasting)
(program whirring)

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- Fuck!
- What the hell

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is wrong with you?

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You're messin' me up.

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- Coffee.
- You never miss.

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- Yeah well, it must be the gun.

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- You know ever since we
failed that Egan mission,

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you haven't been the same.

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- All right Smuts, I failed
one fuckin' mission one time.

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It's bound to happen
sooner or later, 'kay?

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- Well it wouldn't have happened

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if you weren't off
flirting with Pat.

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- It's Pam.
- Whatever.

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Just tell me you're not
gettin' serious with this girl.

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- Trust me.

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Pam and I, we're
just havin' fun.

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There's nothin'
serious about it.

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- [Commentator]
45 seconds to play

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in the sudden death overtime.

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(chips crunching)
(soft romantic music)

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- [Pam] Who would you do

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if you could be someone
completely different?

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- What do you mean?

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- Don't you ever think about
making some drastic change?

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You know, taking
some risk and chance

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just to be something else.

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- Oh yeah, sure.

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I mean why not buy a
three-bedroom house

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and sell boxes from one place

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rather than chase corporate
accounts all over the world?

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- No no no no, you have
to be something else.

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I mean like for me, I've
always always always

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wanted to have my makeup line.

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- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.

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I mean I can see the
packaging field the products.

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I once even worked
for the chemists

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in developing this
firming cream.

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- Firming cream, what
is firming cream?

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- Oh you don't have to worry
about it, you don't need it

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yet.

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- (chuckles softly) All right.

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So if you got it over
here, why not do it now?

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- Now?
- Yeah, now.

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- So says the
cardboard box salesman.

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Why don't you just
change your career

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and become what
you're dying to be?

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- How do you know I won't?

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- Well, I know.

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I mean as much as I see myself
commanding a makeup empire,

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I don't wanna sacrifice
everything I have now.

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I think it'd be easier
climbing Mount Everest.

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- (chuckles softly) I
don't know 'bout that.

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It's pretty difficult.

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I'd imagine.

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Although, the Napelese

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food is pretty good I hear.

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- So how long have
you been thinking

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about that three-bedroom house
with the white picket fence?

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- Ever since I met you.

261
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:08,993
- Yeah?

262
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:11,362
I sort of had a similar thought.

263
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,731
- You did?

264
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,099
- Yeah, like this morning.

265
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,467
I was at Target and I
saw this dinnerware set

266
00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:18,737
and I just suddenly thought
these would be perfect

267
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,739
for our dinner parties.

268
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,509
- You want dinner parties?

269
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,510
- Corey,

270
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:33,384
we're gonna have a
lot of dinner parties.

271
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,375
(romantic jazz music)

272
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,248
- [Man] There you go.

273
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,718
- Is that all?

274
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,386
- Is that gonna make me young
enough to make you the cougar?

275
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,789
- (chuckles softly) Yeah, well

276
00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,791
they do come highly recommended.

277
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,025
- You ever seen one of these?

278
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,560
They take ya all over the world.

279
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,094
You could ride the Harry
train with me there.

280
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,563
- Okay, maybe one day.

281
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,030
- Don't take me off
your boyfriend list.

282
00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,497
- (chuckles softly) I won't.

283
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,268
- Cheers.

284
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,036
- Have a great day.
- See ya soon.

285
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,804
- Bye, thank you
so much. (chuckles)

286
00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:32,043
I don't have a gag reflex
in case you were wondering.

287
00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,815
- Here we go.

288
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:39,584
- You are a moron.
- Mm-hmm, why?

289
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,352
- 'Cause he had a
frickin' black card.

290
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,455
- So?

291
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,557
- So that card is an
insurance policy, Pam.

292
00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:47,292
That card says you
never have to work

293
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,093
at this shitty job ever again.

294
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,829
That card says sorry, Brianna.

295
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,597
I can't make it to
your birthday party

296
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,364
because my husband and I are
vacationing in the Swiss Alps

297
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,234
and then we're going
to our Italian villa

298
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,969
where we're gonna be
waited on hand-and-foot

299
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,004
by bronze-chested man servants.

300
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,506
- Brianna, you know
I'm in a relationship.

301
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,075
- (scoffs) Corey
sells boxes, Pam.

302
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:04,843
Okay?

303
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:05,610
I mean is he cute?

304
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:06,522
Yeah.

305
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:07,433
Does his ass look good
in a pair of jeans?

306
00:14:07,434 --> 00:14:08,344
Sure.

307
00:14:08,345 --> 00:14:09,255
Does he have a good personality?

308
00:14:09,256 --> 00:14:10,166
Why not?

309
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:11,077
But at the end of the day,

310
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,352
he sells cardboard
fucking boxes, Pam.

311
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:15,420
Do you know how boring that is?

312
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,121
- It's not boring.

313
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:18,823
Is he James Bond?

314
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,524
No, but like I don't
want a James Bond.

315
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,527
- Well good 'cause
you got James Bland.

316
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,262
- I just want someone
I can depend on.

317
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,498
Someone that is stable,
like-minded, consistent.

318
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,284
- Well you shoulda told me
you were looking for that

319
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,069
'cause I woulda hooked you
up with my grandfather.

320
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,136
- Okay.

321
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,072
(Brianna gagging)

322
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,490
Okay.

323
00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:36,907
What does he do, eat
your pussy really good?

324
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,543
I don't know, I don't get it.

325
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,245
I can't answer that question.

326
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,180
- [Smuts] You just
quit, what the hell?

327
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,083
- This whole spy life isn't
what I want anymore, Smuts.

328
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,252
You said it yourself,
I haven't been the same

329
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,653
since I failed
that last mission.

330
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,021
It's 'cause I'm not.

331
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,056
- (scoffs) God.

332
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,542
(door buzzing)

333
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:57,027
Please don't start with that
romantic dribble about Pat.

334
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,298
- It's Pam.

335
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:02,366
And yes she's what I care
about, Smuts all right?

336
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:03,969
I love her.

337
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,570
I'm ready to live
that normal life

338
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,171
that we've always
been protecting.

339
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:08,306
(machine whirring)

340
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:09,307
- Really?

341
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,110
Wow, okay.

342
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,047
So you're telling me that
you can't wait to go out,

343
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:19,417
assume your cover,
sell cardboard boxes

344
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:22,453
be chained to a desk,
join a bowling league,

345
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,123
start paying taxes,
get a mortgage,

346
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,258
have a car payment,
fly commercial,

347
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,327
start swimming in
credit card debt?

348
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,463
I mean (chuckles) what are
you gonna tell me next,

349
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:36,100
that ya like drinking
domestic beer?

350
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,204
- I love domestic beer.

351
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,973
(machine whirring)

352
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,709
(soft soothing music)

353
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:47,645
(birds chirping)

354
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:56,154
- Done.
(soft romantic music)

355
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,023
(ceiling crumbling)

356
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,460
(gasps) Holy, it's a
bit of a fixer-upper.

357
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,462
- Yeah, but it's ours.

358
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,415
(lips smacking)

359
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,299
Well our boxes are made
of 100% recycled material.

360
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,069
No, I can't give you a discount.

361
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,404
What I can do is enroll you

362
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,738
in our customer
appreciation program

363
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,074
which does offer
rewards on both orders.

364
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,788
Well I'm sorry to
hear that, sir.

365
00:16:18,789 --> 00:16:20,500
But if you happen
to change your mind,

366
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,212
don't hesitate to call back
and ask for cardboard Corey.

367
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,081
(net clacking)

368
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,482
Ooh.

369
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,750
(soft soothing music)

370
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,919
- Welcome to the team.

371
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,087
- Well let's knock 'em down
and knock 'em back, huh?

372
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,591
Honey, I'm home.
- Taste this.

373
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,094
- Mmm, that's good; what is it?

374
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,746
- Nepalese Momo.

375
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,397
I found them in this amazing
cookbook that I picked up

376
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,899
this week and I
couldn't find the Jimbu,

377
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,400
but I think this'll
taste all right.

378
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,846
- A what?

379
00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:45,291
- It's a Nepalese dried onion.

380
00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,736
I'm testin' for
our dinner party.

381
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:47,672
- What dinner party?

382
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,673
- Corey.
- What?

383
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,244
- We're gonna have a
lot of dinner parties.

384
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,581
(soft romantic music)

385
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:59,684
- God, I hope it stays
like this forever.

386
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:04,756
(crickets chirping)
(fire crackling)

387
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,028
And for the cave people, it
did stay like that forever.

388
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:16,467
But unfortunately, well
we ain't livin' in a cave.

389
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:20,571
(ceiling crumbling)
(Corey gasping)

390
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,340
I thought you were gonna
call and have that fixed.

391
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:27,478
- I thought you were gonna
call and have that fixed.

392
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,449
(Pam sighing)
(dog barking)

393
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,518
(Corey grunting)
(ceiling tile clanking)

394
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,287
- No, we don't have
any plastic bins.

395
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,239
We don't have any
metal containers.

396
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,190
We don't sell steel
drums, just boxes.

397
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:44,595
Plain old fucking
cardboard boxes. (sighs)

398
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,199
- [Rick] It's all
about personality.

399
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,235
(lights buzzing)
(clock ticking)

400
00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,603
It's all about passion.

401
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,175
It's all about
believing what you sell.

402
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,613
- Look I don't know what you
want me to do here, Rick.

403
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,682
All right?

404
00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,750
I watched the training video,
I followed the sales manual.

405
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,818
At the end of the day, I
mean they're just boxes.

406
00:18:11,157 --> 00:18:12,156
- No, Corey.

407
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,227
They're not just boxes.

408
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:19,263
These are containers that move
the treasures of our lives.

409
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,367
- (sighs) Right, okay.

410
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,369
- Remember our motto,

411
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:29,874
"Think outside the box."

412
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,546
(soft swing music)

413
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,497
- Hey, Freddy.

414
00:18:36,498 --> 00:18:37,447
(claps) C'mon baby, let's go.

415
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,360
You got this.

416
00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:39,271
Four pins, that's all we need.

417
00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:40,182
C'mon.

418
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,489
(bowling pin clacking)

419
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:45,456
- Loser!
- Woo!

420
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,300
- Hey, what the fuck?

421
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,802
First we lose to Polly's Pies,

422
00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,304
then Tim's Auto Body
and now Diana's Floral?

423
00:19:00,874 --> 00:19:01,706
I mean what is this?

424
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,691
I don't get it.

425
00:19:03,692 --> 00:19:05,675
Do you even realize that
we are the laughing stock

426
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:06,844
of this league?

427
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:10,148
Every time you throw a
gutter or miss a spare,

428
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,517
you guys just laugh if
off and it's not funny.

429
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,286
I mean I've tried to
help you guys, right?

430
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,188
I mean Ted, I bought
you finger grips.

431
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,456
Where the hell they at?

432
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,160
Fred, I bought you lessons.

433
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:23,678
Bob.

434
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:25,195
Bob you know if
anybody was on my side,

435
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,315
I thought it'd be you.

436
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:29,433
I bought you a wrist guard
and you don't even wear it.

437
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,439
- Well why don't you quit?
- No.

438
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,275
Winners don't quit, Ted.

439
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,910
Winners win.

440
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,544
- I honestly don't give
a shit about winning.

441
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,230
- Yeah, man.

442
00:19:42,231 --> 00:19:43,914
Do you know how much shit I
have to deal with at home?

443
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,250
I don't need extra pressure,
I don't want stress.

444
00:19:46,252 --> 00:19:48,886
I come here to drink beers
and catch up with my guys.

445
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:52,890
- Hey, I forgot
to tell you guys.

446
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,792
My dual hood grill
just showed up.

447
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,594
It's incredible.

448
00:19:57,897 --> 00:20:01,599
- Oh man, I am so
jealous right now.

449
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,871
(foreboding intriguing music)

450
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,509
(camera clicking)

451
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,511
(soft swing music)
(singers vocalizing)

452
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,763
- I'm kinda tired.

453
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,366
- Yeah, I'm kinda tired too.

454
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:37,468
Maybe tomorrow.

455
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,371
- Definitely tomorrow.

456
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:43,908
(Corey sighing)

457
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,676
- Wow, you were totally right.

458
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:48,012
This definitely
beats happy hour.

459
00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:49,880
You know serial killers
hang out here, right?

460
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,582
- Okay look, you
didn't have to come.

461
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,784
I told you I had to
get the track lighting.

462
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,454
- Listen to yourself.

463
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,722
You've been on like
this Joan of Arc,

464
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:58,989
mother of misery
routine for a week.

465
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,792
- Here we go.

466
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,593
- I'm just saying I get
why you're depressed.

467
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,394
You get up, go to
work, you come home.

468
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,964
You watch "Dance
Mom" for 12 hours,

469
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,933
then you pass out and
do it all over again.

470
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,802
It's enough to make
anybody miserable.

471
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,670
- If I lied to you and
told you I was miserable,

472
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,725
would that make you stop?

473
00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:14,779
- I don't want you
to be miserable.

474
00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:15,833
I just want you to be that Pam

475
00:21:15,834 --> 00:21:16,887
that I used to know, you know?

476
00:21:16,888 --> 00:21:17,941
The Pam who was like it's
four p.m., who cares?

477
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:21,445
Let's go get drunk or let's
go on a crazy shopping spree

478
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,547
even though we both have no
money in our bank accounts.

479
00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:26,651
The Pam that just had
that like joie de vivre.

480
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:28,853
- Brianna, I am happy.

481
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,088
Look, you just don't understand

482
00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:31,322
what it's like to be
in a relationship.

483
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:33,508
There's a lot going on.

484
00:21:33,509 --> 00:21:35,693
Corey and I've gotta you know
finish stuff with the house.

485
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,562
We're decorating rooms,
refinishing hardwood,

486
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:40,298
installing track lighting.

487
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,501
It's a lot.

488
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,502
You know, there's just not
enough time for joie de vivre.

489
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:47,605
- Okay, well we better make
some time for margaritas

490
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,307
'cause this bitch is craving.

491
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:50,308
- Okay.

492
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,993
- (scoffs) I wish you
would've married James Bond

493
00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:53,677
instead of James Bland.

494
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,645
- James Bond?

495
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,814
James Bond, really?

496
00:21:56,815 --> 00:21:58,982
'Cause he was an emotionally
unstable womanizing alcoholic.

497
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,718
- Yeah, but that's kinda hot.

498
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:05,089
- Wow, this place is amazing.

499
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,658
How come we've never
hung out here before?

500
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,360
- You're not funny.

501
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,184
- You're wrong.

502
00:22:11,185 --> 00:22:13,007
You see I'm Rodney
fuckin' Dangerfield, man.

503
00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:14,830
I'm tellin' you comedy
is tragedy and this place

504
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,301
is fucking depressing.

505
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:18,868
- I warned you I had to pick
up a light package, right?

506
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,271
You knew what you
were gettin' into.

507
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,672
- Yeah, you warned me all right

508
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:24,408
and all this really excites you.

509
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,877
- Yes, this really excites me.

510
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:30,881
- Damn, you need a vacation.

511
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:31,882
- What?

512
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,618
- A vacation.

513
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,353
A place you can
swim with dolphins,

514
00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:39,390
squirrel suit off a cliff,
hovercraft over a lake.

515
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,360
I don't know, just
anything to feel your mojo

516
00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:47,498
that's so obviously
been neutered by this
suburban insanity.

517
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,368
- Yeah well, I'd love to go
to some tropical destination

518
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,503
with warm sunshine and
cold drinks, Smuts.

519
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,971
But what problems
does that solve?

520
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:57,074
(cellphone buzzing)

521
00:22:58,945 --> 00:23:00,962
Hello.

522
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,980
(whimsical music)

523
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:04,415
What the hell, I'm here now.

524
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,951
Well why would you
have me come here

525
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,953
if you were gonna get it?

526
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,056
(sighs) Okay.

527
00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:17,528
- (whistles) You really
do have a lotta problems.

528
00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:19,497
- Spy means nothin'.

529
00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:23,167
- Yeah well, you're
not a spy anymore.

530
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:25,853
(light clanking)

531
00:23:25,854 --> 00:23:27,537
- I feel like we should
take a trip somewhere,

532
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:28,406
get outta here.

533
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:29,774
- Go where?

534
00:23:29,776 --> 00:23:31,075
- I don't know, anywhere.

535
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:35,713
England, France, Nepal.

536
00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:37,065
- Cool.
- Yeah,

537
00:23:37,066 --> 00:23:38,416
instead of reading and
tryin' to replicate,

538
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:40,101
you know let's go.

539
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:41,785
Boots on the ground, taste
the food, see Mount Everest.

540
00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,788
Just escape.

541
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:47,491
- I've always wanted
to see Mount Everest.

542
00:23:47,493 --> 00:23:49,126
- Could cash in
some airline miles,

543
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,095
go for a week, just
enough time to recharge.

544
00:23:51,097 --> 00:23:52,830
- Refresh.
- Invigorate.

545
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:56,167
Just forget about all
our troubles, you know?

546
00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:57,134
- What troubles?

547
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,205
- Not troubles, just stresses.

548
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,608
Life's little crosses
we all have to bear.

549
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,227
- Yeah?

550
00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:07,845
But we agreed that we'd
spend money on the house

551
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:10,214
instead of carelessly
dropping out on vacations.

552
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,949
I mean for instance,

553
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,683
we still have to install
the track lighting.

554
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,188
- Yeah, but do we really
want the track lighting?

555
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,457
- Of course we want
the track lighting.

556
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,692
It's part of the lighting
package that we picked out.

557
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,494
And if we don't have that,

558
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:25,029
what is the point of
having this island

559
00:24:25,031 --> 00:24:26,914
in the kitchen
without the island?

560
00:24:26,915 --> 00:24:28,798
Where are we gonna put the
stools that we had pre-ordered?

561
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,235
Without stools, where's
everyone gonna congregate

562
00:24:31,237 --> 00:24:32,478
at the dinner party?

563
00:24:32,479 --> 00:24:33,720
- What dinner party?

564
00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:34,962
- Corey.
- What?

565
00:24:34,963 --> 00:24:36,204
- We're gonna have a
lot of dinner parties.

566
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:37,208
- We are?

567
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,677
- Yeah.

568
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,482
(soft bossa nova music)

569
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:57,194
(Corey grunting and thudding)
(birds chirping)

570
00:24:57,196 --> 00:25:01,165
(intriguing foreboding music)

571
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,002
(Corey wincing)

572
00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:14,178
- What the hell is this?

573
00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:19,016
- This is an intervention.

574
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,618
- [Spies] Hi, Corey.

575
00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:23,654
- (chuckles) An intervention.

576
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,156
What the fuck do I need an
intervention for, Smuts?

577
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:28,993
- Listen man, we know
you're miserable.

578
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,044
- Miserable?

579
00:25:30,045 --> 00:25:31,094
No, I am not miserable.

580
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:32,663
My life is great.

581
00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,864
- We've been watching.

582
00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,100
Your life sucks.

583
00:25:36,102 --> 00:25:37,735
- You've been spying on me.

584
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,669
- We're spies.

585
00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,737
That's what we do.

586
00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:40,771
- Oh my god.

587
00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:42,573
- We wouldn't be true spies

588
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:45,042
if we allowed you to
waste away like this.

589
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,011
- Yeah, so you
decided to shoot me.

590
00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:48,279
Great.

591
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,546
- I had to test
the new tranq gun.

592
00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:53,684
(soft intriguing music)

593
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:54,852
- Who the hell is this?

594
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,921
- Remora aka Suckerfish.

595
00:25:56,923 --> 00:25:58,806
Smuts gave me the code name.

596
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:00,690
After you left, he brought
me into handle the grunt work

597
00:26:00,693 --> 00:26:01,776
he didn't wanna do.

598
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:02,860
Isn't that right, Smuts?

599
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,963
- Yeah, thanks.

600
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,234
I mean he's my minion basically.

601
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:14,605
- As much as I
appreciate being dragged

602
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:16,974
all the way down here
and told my life sucks,

603
00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:19,043
you're wrong.

604
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,678
I love my life.

605
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,313
I love that I get to
wake up every morning,

606
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:23,981
go to work and come home.

607
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,249
No chance of being shot.

608
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:26,717
No chance of being blown up.

609
00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,369
Now call me crazy,

610
00:26:28,370 --> 00:26:30,020
but the change is
actually quite refreshing.

611
00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,191
(gun cocking)

612
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:36,093
Really?

613
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:39,196
- Corey, this is a safe place.

614
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,415
- Why do you keep
talking like that?

615
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,633
- Corey, Smuts and I wanted
to create a circle of trust

616
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:44,835
so you felt comfortable.

617
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:45,803
- Corey,

618
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:49,873
there's somebody we'd
like you to meet.

619
00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,276
- Oh, fantastic.
(door clanking)

620
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,612
Fine, but then I'm leaving.

621
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,982
- Okay, thank you.

622
00:26:59,318 --> 00:27:02,820
(wheelchair squeaking)

623
00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,031
- Corey, my name
is Dr. Studebaker

624
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:15,633
and I have been
doing some analysis

625
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:19,036
on the field research
I was provided. (snaps)

626
00:27:19,038 --> 00:27:20,638
I prepared a few images.

627
00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,007
(slides clicking)
(soft bossa nova music)

628
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,008
Frustration,

629
00:27:25,945 --> 00:27:26,944
anger.

630
00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:30,564
- Big one.

631
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:31,214
- [Dr. Studebaker] Denial

632
00:27:34,053 --> 00:27:35,886
and finally, acceptance.

633
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:42,326
- (claps) Bravo, Smuts.

634
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,294
You put a few pictures
together, what's the point?

635
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,997
- My point is the reason you
can't settle into suburban life

636
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,766
has nothing to do
with the life itself.

637
00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:50,668
- Oh, well I can
maintain an erection

638
00:27:50,670 --> 00:27:51,802
if that's what
you're gettin' at.

639
00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,671
- I know, we have the slides.

640
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:57,675
Corey, you have
unfinished business.

641
00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,277
- What the hell are
you talkin' about?

642
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,346
- You failed your last mission

643
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:05,349
and rather than face your
failure, what did you do?

644
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:06,717
You ran away.

645
00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:09,987
I believe that failure's
causing these strong emotions

646
00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,989
of frustration in
your present life

647
00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,826
and until you succeed
at a final mission,

648
00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:17,861
you won't be able to settle into

649
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:20,064
a peaceful and
tranquil existence.

650
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:24,968
- Well, thank you
very, very much

651
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:26,470
for the psychobabble bullshit.

652
00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:27,938
But trust me when I tell you

653
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,274
my life is perfectly fine, okay?

654
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:33,110
And the last thing I need
is to chase some lunatic

655
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:34,712
half way across the globe.

656
00:28:34,714 --> 00:28:37,147
- You know, you
wouldn't have to go far.

657
00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:38,248
The mission's here.

658
00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,250
Egan's back.

659
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:42,886
(soft intriguing music)

660
00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,405
- Great.

661
00:28:44,406 --> 00:28:45,923
Then you won't have to go
far to get him, will ya?

662
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,791
- Egan recently got married

663
00:28:47,793 --> 00:28:51,061
and is mysteriously
honeymooning here.

664
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:54,398
We believe he's tryin' to
acquire plans for a weapon

665
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,866
from a local sell.

666
00:28:55,868 --> 00:29:01,739
(intense foreboding music)
(slides clicking)

667
00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:08,245
We've arranged for you to come
back for this one mission.

668
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,081
You start tomorrow.

669
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,854
- What the hell don't
you understand, Smuts?

670
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,288
I'm just not interested, okay?

671
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:20,124
- Corey, they're only doing this

672
00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:21,492
because they care about you.

673
00:29:21,494 --> 00:29:22,960
They want to help.

674
00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,396
- I don't need their help

675
00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:27,831
and I damn sure don't need
this fucking intervention.

676
00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:28,832
- Okay.

677
00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:40,043
(soft somber music)

678
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:55,359
(seagulls squawking)
(helicopter blades whirring)

679
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:01,932
(soft patriotic music)

680
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:03,934
- Lemme guess,

681
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,803
the shrink was right and
you're only doing this

682
00:30:05,805 --> 00:30:08,038
so you can settle down
in your married life?

683
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,473
- I hate you.

684
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,541
- Welcome back.

685
00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,080
- Egan's set to arrive
Friday before noon.

686
00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:20,851
He'll be stayin' in a
suite at the Pines Hotel

687
00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:23,821
and unlike your
perfect marriage,

688
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:25,956
we're convinced his is a cover.

689
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:27,391
- So what's our strategy?

690
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,359
- You're to mirror
his every move.

691
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:32,196
You've come in town
for your honeymoon

692
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:34,231
and will be stayin'
in adjacent suite

693
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:35,599
with one of our field agents

694
00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:37,234
who's gonna pretend
to be your wife.

695
00:30:37,236 --> 00:30:39,236
- Hold on, hold on.

696
00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:41,237
You want me to pretend to
be married to someone else?

697
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,890
- Yeah.

698
00:30:42,891 --> 00:30:44,541
- (chuckles softly) This
is the best you guys

699
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,009
could come up with?

700
00:30:46,011 --> 00:30:49,580
Wow you didn't drag me all
the way down here for this

701
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:50,547
did you, Smuts?

702
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,851
- Smuts has had me
prepare the research

703
00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,070
and all of our modeling confirms

704
00:30:56,071 --> 00:30:58,288
that pretending to be married
gives us the greatest access.

705
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:02,109
- Relax, Corey.

706
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,094
You can still clip
coupons, trim hedges

707
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,864
and come home to
Pam every night.

708
00:31:06,866 --> 00:31:09,900
I just need you to bond
with Egan and his Mrs.

709
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:14,538
and get the plans for a weapon
that could wipe us all out.

710
00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:17,074
We don't know what it is.

711
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:19,609
It could be a laser, it
could be an atom bomb.

712
00:31:19,612 --> 00:31:21,512
I don't know.

713
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:23,413
I just know that
lives are at risk!

714
00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,450
Are you willing to have
blood on your hands

715
00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,353
because you're married
all of a sudden?!

716
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:33,957
That's on you, brother.

717
00:31:36,896 --> 00:31:39,680
- All right.

718
00:31:39,681 --> 00:31:42,465
Fine I'll do it, but I'm
only doin' it for Pat.

719
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:46,270
(soft patriotic music)

720
00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:49,339
- Once you befriend
Egan and his new bride,

721
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:52,309
you should be close
enough to use this.

722
00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:55,312
(buttons beeping)

723
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:08,926
(machine whirring)

724
00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:13,196
- Smuts told me to play around
in a lab for a few weeks

725
00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:15,332
and I came up with this.

726
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:16,934
It's actually a
visual lie detector.

727
00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:17,818
See these buttons?

728
00:32:17,819 --> 00:32:18,701
Itty-bitty cameras.

729
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,237
When you speak directly to Egan,

730
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:21,928
it'll scan his face,

731
00:32:21,929 --> 00:32:23,618
send that information
back to these monitors

732
00:32:23,619 --> 00:32:25,308
where we can determine
if he's lying or not.

733
00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,177
- And we're sure this works.

734
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,514
- Corey, you ever think
about leaving Pam?

735
00:32:30,516 --> 00:32:33,150
- No, absolutely not.

736
00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:35,085
(device buzzing)

737
00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:36,086
- It works.

738
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:39,990
Let's make sure to fully
weaponize Corey's house

739
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:42,576
for his own protection.

740
00:32:42,577 --> 00:32:45,161
Oh and since you're back, we'll
go ahead and pick up the tab

741
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,631
on your domestic beers.

742
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:52,135
(soft intriguing music)

743
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,209
- Smuts, I'm on-site.

744
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:00,471
The preventative
security measures

745
00:33:00,472 --> 00:33:01,732
are ready to be installed.

746
00:33:01,733 --> 00:33:02,993
You can count on me.

747
00:33:02,994 --> 00:33:04,254
I'm takin' care of business,
doing it by the book:

748
00:33:04,255 --> 00:33:05,515
tackling objectives,
checking boxes.

749
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,019
Smuts?

750
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:12,055
- [Rick] Where
the hell is Corey?

751
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:14,975
- He wanted me to tell you

752
00:33:14,976 --> 00:33:17,260
that he has set up
several off-site meetings

753
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,397
with potential buyers and that
you should be proud of him

754
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,532
because he's thinkin'
outside of the box.

755
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:25,385
- All right, get back to work.

756
00:33:25,386 --> 00:33:27,136
A-B-C, always be cardboarding.

757
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,376
- Here's your key.

758
00:33:32,377 --> 00:33:34,211
Agent Panzant's
waiting for you inside.

759
00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,079
I hear she's hot.

760
00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,215
- What's your point?

761
00:33:38,216 --> 00:33:40,350
- My point is it's your
job to hook up with her.

762
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:42,419
- I'm married, remember?

763
00:33:42,421 --> 00:33:45,355
I'm only doin' this to
get Egan, find closure.

764
00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,656
- Uh-huh.

765
00:33:46,658 --> 00:33:48,158
- (scoffs) Trust me.

766
00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:49,659
Once this is over, it's
gonna take my relationship

767
00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:51,160
to a whole other
level, all right?

768
00:33:51,163 --> 00:33:52,162
- Sure.

769
00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:54,498
- Whoa hey, hold up.

770
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:56,433
You're not comin' in?

771
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,634
- Why would I do that?

772
00:33:57,636 --> 00:34:01,171
- I don't know, we just
always worked together.

773
00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,739
- Right.

774
00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,376
Oh my gosh.

775
00:34:07,146 --> 00:34:09,713
Oh my gosh!

776
00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:13,450
You're afraid to be alone
in a room with a hot girl.

777
00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:17,354
What, are you afraid you're
gonna give into the temptations

778
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,522
on the other side of that door?

779
00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:19,990
- All right, all right.

780
00:34:19,991 --> 00:34:21,457
- Like a real therapy session

781
00:34:21,460 --> 00:34:24,127
where you're just takin'
out your daily aggressions.

782
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:26,413
- Is that how you do it?
- Then when it's all done,

783
00:34:26,414 --> 00:34:28,698
you guys just lay in like a
kiddie pool of your own sweat

784
00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:33,336
in the middle of the bed
exhausted, but feelin' good.

785
00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:35,338
Secret is safe with me, dude.

786
00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:37,607
Spy's honor.

787
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,278
- You're an idiot.

788
00:34:45,551 --> 00:34:47,651
(sensual jazz music)

789
00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:48,969
- I hope you don't mind.

790
00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:50,286
I'm a sort of a method spy.

791
00:34:52,291 --> 00:34:53,824
- Method spy, huh?

792
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,358
- You know, like
a method actress.

793
00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,761
I have to live it to be it.

794
00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,147
- Right.
- And to be honest,

795
00:35:00,148 --> 00:35:02,532
our whole relationship,
our marriage,

796
00:35:05,504 --> 00:35:07,571
I'm just not really feeling it.

797
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:11,741
- Feeling what?
- Us, together as a couple.

798
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,243
I mean, think about it.

799
00:35:13,245 --> 00:35:14,711
Would someone like
me ever actually

800
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,179
be attracted to
someone like you?

801
00:35:16,181 --> 00:35:17,747
- Oh okay, I see.

802
00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,583
Then how do you
know someone like me

803
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:21,418
would be attracted
to someone like you?

804
00:35:23,489 --> 00:35:24,855
- 'Cause you look married.

805
00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,828
- Okay.

806
00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,130
¶ Please don't give up on me ¶

807
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,831
¶ I know that ¶

808
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:38,168
(cellphone buzzing)

809
00:35:40,139 --> 00:35:41,439
- Where are you?

810
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,740
Is everything okay?

811
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,041
- Everything's fine.

812
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,342
Everything's fine.

813
00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:46,643
I got a ton of work to do
so don't wait up, okay?

814
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:50,280
(intriguing bongo music)

815
00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:02,425
(glove squishing)

816
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:07,197
(razor scratching)

817
00:36:07,199 --> 00:36:10,867
(rhythmic orchestral music)

818
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,642
- This is much better.

819
00:36:18,644 --> 00:36:22,379
- I'm not agreeing, but
I'm not disagreeing.

820
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,114
- I totally think we should
be one of those couples

821
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:25,848
who just can't keep their
hands off each other.

822
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,250
(hand smacking)

823
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,386
See you at nine tomorrow.

824
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,521
- Yeah, see you at nine.

825
00:36:33,592 --> 00:36:34,591
Smuts, fill me in.

826
00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:35,559
Gimme the details.

827
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:36,526
What's the skinny?

828
00:36:37,930 --> 00:36:40,730
- I had to buy 50k
in boxes from Corey,

829
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:42,966
so his boss wouldn't
get suspicious.

830
00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:44,284
- Got it.

831
00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:45,601
Did you consider spacing
out the deliveries

832
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:46,836
to make it look more legitimate?

833
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:48,205
Just an idea.

834
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:49,839
You wanna grab a
beer after this?

835
00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:53,610
Smuts?

836
00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,949
- Corey?
- You're still up.

837
00:36:58,951 --> 00:37:00,483
- Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

838
00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:04,838
What?!

839
00:37:04,839 --> 00:37:05,888
- What, what's goin' on?

840
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:08,558
- Your hair.

841
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,763
- Oh yeah, got it cut.

842
00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,765
Just thought a little
style couldn't hurt.

843
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:17,834
- But it's kinda ridiculous.

844
00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:21,104
- All right, so maybe she
went a little overboard.

845
00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,871
I don't see why you have
to freak out about it.

846
00:37:22,874 --> 00:37:23,740
- I'm not freaking out.

847
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:24,975
- A little bit.

848
00:37:24,977 --> 00:37:26,432
- Okay, I am.

849
00:37:26,433 --> 00:37:27,888
But if I suddenly came home

850
00:37:27,889 --> 00:37:29,344
with some weird and crazy
hairdo, you'd freak out too.

851
00:37:29,348 --> 00:37:31,070
- You did.

852
00:37:31,071 --> 00:37:32,793
You cut your hair short.

853
00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,516
- Okay wait, you're saying
you don't like my hair?

854
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,953
- What?

855
00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:38,487
- When I came home with it cut,
you said you loved my hair.

856
00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:40,021
- What was I
supposed to say, Pam?

857
00:37:40,022 --> 00:37:41,555
Wow honey, did you
just join the Marines?

858
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,660
- Oh okay, I'm sorry.

859
00:37:43,661 --> 00:37:44,960
I didn't realize
that our relationship

860
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:48,031
was one based on looks alone.

861
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:48,932
- You know what
I'm tryin' to say.

862
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,267
- No, I don't.

863
00:37:52,271 --> 00:37:53,937
Something else you
haven't told me yet?

864
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,940
- No. (sighs)

865
00:37:57,943 --> 00:37:59,676
- What is going on?!

866
00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:00,844
- (grunts) What's goin' on?

867
00:38:00,846 --> 00:38:02,412
What's wrong?

868
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:03,713
- Your chest.

869
00:38:06,018 --> 00:38:08,551
- Oh yeah, I used a little
men's hair body removal cream.

870
00:38:08,553 --> 00:38:09,986
What's the big deal?
- Oh my god.

871
00:38:09,988 --> 00:38:11,921
- What?
- Nothing, it's just

872
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,593
you call me to tell me
that you're working late

873
00:38:16,595 --> 00:38:19,996
and little did I know that you
were on your way to the spa,

874
00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:21,965
turning yourself
into a metrosexual.

875
00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:29,773
Everything just seems a little
bit suspicious, that's all.

876
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,709
- Nothing is going on

877
00:38:32,710 --> 00:38:34,410
that needs to make
you suspicious, okay?

878
00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:45,055
(Corey breathing heavily)
(button clicking)

879
00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:48,525
(electricity buzzing)

880
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:54,831
(laser blasting)
(tub clanking)

881
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,932
- What was that?

882
00:38:57,736 --> 00:38:59,903
- Just somethin' else
I'm gonna have to fix.

883
00:38:59,905 --> 00:39:03,473
(soft foreboding music)

884
00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:05,725
- Oh god, it's not happening.

885
00:39:05,726 --> 00:39:06,875
It can't be happening.

886
00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:08,695
Oh, it's happening.

887
00:39:08,696 --> 00:39:09,745
He's having an affair.

888
00:39:11,616 --> 00:39:13,616
- Well fuckin' duh, dude.

889
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:15,135
God, it'd be so much easier

890
00:39:15,136 --> 00:39:16,653
if his ass didn't
look so good in jeans.

891
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:18,355
- I mean where the
fuck did it go wrong?

892
00:39:18,357 --> 00:39:19,656
- Where did it go wrong?

893
00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:21,008
I mean come on, look at the guy.

894
00:39:21,009 --> 00:39:22,359
He sells fuckin'
boxes for a living.

895
00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:23,702
He's desperate.

896
00:39:23,703 --> 00:39:25,044
Of course he's gonna fall
for some firm ass model

897
00:39:25,045 --> 00:39:26,386
who lives for
alcohol and orgasms.

898
00:39:26,387 --> 00:39:27,728
He probably shocked
he could get her.

899
00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:29,116
I mean, I was shocked.

900
00:39:29,117 --> 00:39:30,500
Come on, can you believe it?

901
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:33,770
- But what should I do?

902
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,573
You know, do I steal his phone?

903
00:39:36,575 --> 00:39:37,730
- Yes.

904
00:39:37,731 --> 00:39:38,886
- Hack into his email?
- Fuck yeah.

905
00:39:38,887 --> 00:39:40,042
- I can't just spy on the guy.

906
00:39:40,045 --> 00:39:41,411
- Oh, yes you can.

907
00:39:42,447 --> 00:39:43,113
- Really?

908
00:39:43,115 --> 00:39:44,047
But I can't.

909
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:44,980
- You can.
- I shouldn't.

910
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:46,183
- You should.

911
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:47,384
- What am I even talking about?

912
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:48,585
I'm driving myself crazy.

913
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,203
- It's okay.

914
00:39:50,204 --> 00:39:51,820
It's okay to go crazy
'cause he's a dick, okay?

915
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:53,656
And dicks make bitches crazy.

916
00:39:54,659 --> 00:39:56,626
Look at me, you
need to spy on him.

917
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,061
That way you can catch
him in the motel,

918
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,529
you can kick down the door

919
00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:00,996
and kick that collegiate
nympho to the curb.

920
00:40:00,997 --> 00:40:02,463
I'll be there and I'll be
videotaping everything.

921
00:40:02,464 --> 00:40:03,930
We'll put it on YouTube,
we'll get a ton of views.

922
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:04,934
It'll be great.

923
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:12,742
(painting clacking)
(couple panting pleasurably)

924
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,481
(sensual jazz music)

925
00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:19,082
- The sound's drivin' me wild.

926
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,685
- Are we really gonna sit here

927
00:40:22,687 --> 00:40:24,487
and listen to this shit all day?

928
00:40:26,158 --> 00:40:30,460
- Trust me, I've done a lotta
sex stakeouts in my day.

929
00:40:30,462 --> 00:40:31,928
Either Egan's a really good spy

930
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:34,531
or homeboy's really fuckin'.

931
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,073
Get the camera.
- Excuse me.

932
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,909
- Told you I'm method.

933
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:47,811
My character's in the mood.

934
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,712
- All right, I am not
method and my character--

935
00:40:50,916 --> 00:40:52,749
- Actually this is a
really bad angle for you.

936
00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:55,151
Can you just crane your
neck to left a little bit?

937
00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:56,503
- What the hell are you doin'?

938
00:40:56,504 --> 00:40:57,854
- Huh?
- You better not be gentle.

939
00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:59,789
- (chuckles) C'mon, man.

940
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,723
This is for my Christmas
party blooper reel.

941
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:03,860
Remember that footage I
got of you and Graciela

942
00:41:03,862 --> 00:41:04,915
from two years ago?

943
00:41:04,916 --> 00:41:05,969
- Smuts, how many times
do I have to tell you

944
00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:07,023
that I am fuckin' married?

945
00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:08,077
- Personally, I think
open relationships

946
00:41:08,078 --> 00:41:09,131
are quite progressive.

947
00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:12,602
- Wow you're a real
freak, aren't you?

948
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,771
Just shut up and point
the camera, all right?

949
00:41:14,773 --> 00:41:16,873
Now if you could just
get a little closer,

950
00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,608
make it feel real.

951
00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:19,876
(cellphone buzzing)

952
00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:21,511
- Hello?

953
00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,046
Hey, baby.

954
00:41:23,047 --> 00:41:24,580
- No no no, we'll never
use any of this wife stuff.

955
00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:25,615
It's not that kind of a movie.

956
00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:27,284
- What am I up to?

957
00:41:27,285 --> 00:41:28,952
Just bangin' lots of boxes.

958
00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,220
- There we go.

959
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:31,487
- No no no no, do not do that.

960
00:41:31,490 --> 00:41:33,068
Do not do that.

961
00:41:33,069 --> 00:41:34,647
I will do it in 15
minutes and I'll be there.

962
00:41:34,648 --> 00:41:36,226
- Just bring it down
a little bit please.

963
00:41:36,228 --> 00:41:37,827
- Okay, bye.

964
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:41,030
Listen as much fun as
this is, I have to go.

965
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,165
- Now?
- Now?

966
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:43,417
- Yeah, now.

967
00:41:43,418 --> 00:41:44,668
You're the one who told me

968
00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:45,919
not to let Pam get
suspicious, remember?

969
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,170
- (scoffs) You
totally killed it.

970
00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:48,538
- Well Smuts can fill in.

971
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:49,606
Have a blast.

972
00:41:49,608 --> 00:41:50,624
- You can't leave.

973
00:41:50,625 --> 00:41:51,641
We're in the middle
of a mission.

974
00:41:51,643 --> 00:41:52,909
- So am I.

975
00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:54,911
It's called savin' my marriage.

976
00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:58,915
- Sound like a mission
impossible, right?

977
00:42:17,802 --> 00:42:19,969
- What, that's stainless.

978
00:42:19,971 --> 00:42:21,804
Thought we talked
about brushed nickel.

979
00:42:21,806 --> 00:42:24,541
- Oh, well we changed our mind.

980
00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:27,944
- But the brushed nickel
goes with the vanity hangers.

981
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:30,146
- Yeah, I'm changing
the vanity hangers.

982
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:32,682
- So then what's the purpose
of me being here, Pam?

983
00:42:32,684 --> 00:42:34,083
- I wanted your input.

984
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,655
(shopping cart rattling)

985
00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:42,058
(soft intriguing music)

986
00:42:48,967 --> 00:42:52,035
(foreboding music)

987
00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:00,877
(soft intriguing music)

988
00:43:03,114 --> 00:43:04,347
- Get here.

989
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:07,684
(both grunting)

990
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:09,836
Where's the gun?

991
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,987
Where is it?! (breathes heavily)

992
00:43:18,163 --> 00:43:21,164
(scanner beeping)

993
00:43:22,901 --> 00:43:25,001
- What the hell was that?
- What?

994
00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:27,070
Nothing, gonna be fine.

995
00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:32,141
- Corey, you just had
a guy in a headlock.

996
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:34,210
- You know it's better to
be safe than sorry, right?

997
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,945
- I mean imagine
if someone we knew

998
00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,714
had seen you acting like that.

999
00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:39,499
(cellphone buzzing)

1000
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,283
Never would've come to
one of our dinner parties.

1001
00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:42,819
- What dinner parties?

1002
00:43:45,624 --> 00:43:46,990
Hey, Rick.

1003
00:43:46,992 --> 00:43:49,392
- Corey, get your ass
in the office now.

1004
00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:51,127
- Okay, I'm on my way.

1005
00:43:52,330 --> 00:43:55,031
I gotta get back to the
office, I'll see you then?

1006
00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:55,999
- Sure.

1007
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:59,302
(soft intriguing music)

1008
00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,770
- Nice hair.

1009
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:01,804
- Nice clothes.

1010
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,074
- Nice ass.

1011
00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:07,043
- You wanted to
see me there, Rick?

1012
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,649
- Cardboard Corey's back.

1013
00:44:14,419 --> 00:44:16,052
- He is.

1014
00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:17,387
- Goin' to Pines Hotel.

1015
00:44:17,389 --> 00:44:19,789
Three days, two nights,
all-expense paid.

1016
00:44:20,725 --> 00:44:21,791
- Boy, the Pines.

1017
00:44:22,661 --> 00:44:24,394
I don't know what to say.

1018
00:44:24,396 --> 00:44:25,928
- You think you're shocked.

1019
00:44:25,930 --> 00:44:27,347
- I couldn't believe it

1020
00:44:27,348 --> 00:44:28,765
when that 10,000 box
order came through.

1021
00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:30,850
- 10,000.

1022
00:44:30,851 --> 00:44:32,934
- You broke the company
record, broke my record.

1023
00:44:33,938 --> 00:44:36,072
You damn near broke
the world record.

1024
00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,707
How'd you do it?

1025
00:44:37,709 --> 00:44:39,242
- Oh you know, Rick.

1026
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:41,227
I just took your advice

1027
00:44:41,228 --> 00:44:43,211
and (clicks) thought
outside the box.

1028
00:44:43,214 --> 00:44:45,982
- Mm-hmm, well you're not
gettin' off that easy.

1029
00:44:46,751 --> 00:44:48,206
- I'm not?

1030
00:44:48,207 --> 00:44:49,662
- Starting today, I'm gonna
have the rest of the guys

1031
00:44:49,663 --> 00:44:51,118
follow us to your meetings.

1032
00:44:51,122 --> 00:44:53,189
You know, see how a real
professional does it.

1033
00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:54,357
- Wow Rick, you know.

1034
00:44:55,927 --> 00:44:57,377
I don't want the
other guys to know.

1035
00:44:57,378 --> 00:44:58,828
You know I like to work alone.

1036
00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,096
Just me, you know?

1037
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,363
It helps me kinda focus in.

1038
00:45:02,367 --> 00:45:04,167
- Takes teamwork to
make a dream work.

1039
00:45:07,005 --> 00:45:08,738
You did watch tape two, right?

1040
00:45:11,142 --> 00:45:12,175
- Yeah.

1041
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:14,210
(rhythmic drum music)

1042
00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:16,244
- Hey Corey, congrats
on that hotel thing.

1043
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:17,730
- [Corey] Yeah
thanks a lot, Bob.

1044
00:45:17,731 --> 00:45:19,214
- I thought I was
gonna win this year.

1045
00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:21,851
But 10,000 boxes, huh?

1046
00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:26,233
That's somethin'.

1047
00:45:26,234 --> 00:45:27,611
- Trust me, it's nothin'.

1048
00:45:27,612 --> 00:45:28,989
- Yeah, but I don't
need a five-star suite.

1049
00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:31,828
Just another place my wife
wouldn't have sex with me.

1050
00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,897
- Okay, yeah.

1051
00:45:34,899 --> 00:45:36,199
- We'll see you tonight.

1052
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,001
- Tonight?
- Bowling, remember?

1053
00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:40,336
Got the tournament,
Diana's Floral.

1054
00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,204
- Shit.

1055
00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,305
Yeah, right.

1056
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,405
Of course, I'll
see you guys there.

1057
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,511
- I told you to be here at 6:03.

1058
00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:51,013
It's 6:10, where
the hell were you?

1059
00:45:51,015 --> 00:45:52,348
- Oh I'm sorry, Smuts.

1060
00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:54,283
Before your little intervention,

1061
00:45:54,285 --> 00:45:57,286
I had something called a
life that I had to deal with.

1062
00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,155
- I always just
called it pitiful.

1063
00:45:59,157 --> 00:46:00,423
- How tight are these?

1064
00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:02,992
(Corey grunting)

1065
00:46:02,994 --> 00:46:04,644
Well it's funny you say that

1066
00:46:04,645 --> 00:46:06,295
because this whole time I've
been dealin' with the fact

1067
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:11,434
that you bought 10,000
boxes from me in one day.

1068
00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:13,937
What happened to the fact that
I told you to space it out,

1069
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,004
you know make it look legit?

1070
00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:16,406
- What'd you expect me to do,

1071
00:46:16,407 --> 00:46:17,807
go in and fill out
a form every day?

1072
00:46:17,809 --> 00:46:18,941
I'm not gonna waste my time.

1073
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,443
I've got things to do.

1074
00:46:20,445 --> 00:46:22,095
- Things to do.

1075
00:46:22,096 --> 00:46:23,746
Oh, that's great.

1076
00:46:23,747 --> 00:46:25,397
Well just so you
know thanks to you,

1077
00:46:25,398 --> 00:46:27,048
now I'm dealing with heat
from home, heat from work.

1078
00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:28,317
- Actually, I'm in heat.

1079
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,287
Is that odd?

1080
00:46:33,057 --> 00:46:35,925
(computer whirring)

1081
00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:38,461
Actually, I'm in heat.
- Yes.

1082
00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,431
- Goddammit.

1083
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,065
All right, let's get
our head in the game.

1084
00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:46,335
Claudia and Egan's restaurant
reservation is for seven p.m.

1085
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:50,306
- How come your suit fits?

1086
00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:51,507
- Oh, thank you.

1087
00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:55,478
(birds chirping)

1088
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,215
- [Brianna] He is not even
going to recognize you.

1089
00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,927
- Brianna, I look like a hooker.

1090
00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,361
I'm supposed to be undercover,

1091
00:47:12,363 --> 00:47:14,430
not auditioning for strip clubs.

1092
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:19,468
Look, every year when I wanted
to start my own business,

1093
00:47:19,470 --> 00:47:22,905
I would go out and buy
something smart, sophisticated.

1094
00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,842
Something that says
I mean business.

1095
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:28,144
So this is me.

1096
00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:31,514
I'm finally saying
I mean business.

1097
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,416
- I love it.

1098
00:47:33,417 --> 00:47:35,317
You just need to hire my
lip girl and you're done.

1099
00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:38,120
- God, who am I kidding?

1100
00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:39,055
I can't do this.

1101
00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:39,989
I don't want to do this.

1102
00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,525
This is not who I am.

1103
00:47:42,527 --> 00:47:45,361
- Pam, you listen to me, okay?

1104
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,463
You need to reclaim yourself.

1105
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:50,266
You are a sexy, wild bitch.

1106
00:47:52,003 --> 00:47:54,103
- That would be embarrassing.

1107
00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:56,639
Some risks aren't worth taking.

1108
00:47:57,942 --> 00:48:01,510
(sensual jazz music)
(glasses clinking)

1109
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,012
- You see 'em?

1110
00:48:03,014 --> 00:48:04,280
- Oh you mean the sexy couple

1111
00:48:04,281 --> 00:48:05,547
that's actually
having a good time?

1112
00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:15,075
Vodka, meat.
- Club soda.

1113
00:48:15,076 --> 00:48:16,259
- He'll have a martini.

1114
00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,427
- Club soda.
- Straight up with a twist.

1115
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,432
- What are you doin'?

1116
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,951
- What are you doing?

1117
00:48:24,952 --> 00:48:26,469
You know, you should be
believable as my husband.

1118
00:48:26,471 --> 00:48:28,221
- Believable?

1119
00:48:28,222 --> 00:48:29,972
Let's not forget I'm the
one who's married here.

1120
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:31,685
- Oh please.

1121
00:48:31,686 --> 00:48:33,397
Another big night
for you at home

1122
00:48:33,398 --> 00:48:35,109
is probably watching reruns
and eating leftovers,

1123
00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,479
but our marriage is not stuck

1124
00:48:36,481 --> 00:48:38,147
on opposite sides of the bed.

1125
00:48:38,149 --> 00:48:39,649
- Oh trust me, darling.

1126
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,150
My marriage happens
all over the bed.

1127
00:48:45,390 --> 00:48:46,389
- Thank you.

1128
00:48:47,525 --> 00:48:48,524
Cheers.

1129
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:54,330
(glasses clinking)
(Alexandria chuckling softly)

1130
00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:55,598
Okay, big picture.

1131
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,999
We need to connect with Egan,

1132
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:58,601
so you need to connect with me.

1133
00:48:58,603 --> 00:49:00,670
So drink up, look at me
like you wanna fuck me

1134
00:49:00,672 --> 00:49:02,972
and check your baggage
with the bellhop.

1135
00:49:03,975 --> 00:49:05,642
- What baggage?

1136
00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:07,310
- What do you
mean, what baggage?

1137
00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:08,978
Remember Corey, this
is your intervention.

1138
00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:12,148
- You knew about that.

1139
00:49:12,150 --> 00:49:15,351
(sensual jazz music)

1140
00:49:17,956 --> 00:49:19,288
- Has anyone considered
they might actually

1141
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,090
just be here on their honeymoon?

1142
00:49:23,594 --> 00:49:25,461
- No chance.

1143
00:49:25,462 --> 00:49:27,329
Everything they do is
too connected, forced.

1144
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:32,368
Trust me, that's not
what married people do.

1145
00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:34,103
- Ooh.

1146
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,017
- What are you doin'?

1147
00:49:48,019 --> 00:49:49,018
- What?

1148
00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:51,988
Should I stop?

1149
00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:58,627
Is it bad?

1150
00:49:58,629 --> 00:49:59,628
Huh?

1151
00:50:01,699 --> 00:50:05,301
Is it not what
married people do?

1152
00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:08,504
- Alex, sit down.

1153
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,106
- Why?

1154
00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:12,408
- Because you're
drawing attention.

1155
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:13,509
- Really?
- Yeah.

1156
00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:15,511
- Who's looking at me?

1157
00:50:17,382 --> 00:50:18,681
Are the waiters watching?

1158
00:50:19,484 --> 00:50:20,750
What about Egan?

1159
00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:23,586
Is he watching?

1160
00:50:25,056 --> 00:50:26,789
What about you?

1161
00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,557
Are you watching?

1162
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,159
- You're gonna blow this.

1163
00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:31,160
- Oh, you.

1164
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,297
(sensual jazz music)

1165
00:50:39,237 --> 00:50:42,471
(Alexandria thudding)

1166
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:58,554
(hands smacking)
(intense tribal drumming)

1167
00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:06,529
(sensual jazz music)

1168
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:13,302
(intense electro music)

1169
00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,162
Get up.

1170
00:51:39,163 --> 00:51:41,497
(rhythmic saxophone music)

1171
00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:11,393
(Alexandria sighing)

1172
00:52:11,395 --> 00:52:15,397
(Alexandria chuckling softly)

1173
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:41,157
(sensual jazz music)

1174
00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:47,096
I'm sorry I borrowed
your husband,

1175
00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,663
but this place
was a little dead.

1176
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,825
- Are you kidding?

1177
00:52:50,826 --> 00:52:52,051
That was the most fun
we've had on our honeymoon.

1178
00:52:52,052 --> 00:52:53,277
- Wait, you're on
your honeymoon?

1179
00:52:53,278 --> 00:52:54,503
We're on our honeymoon.

1180
00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:55,838
- Shut up.
- Yeah.

1181
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,841
- Shut up.
- Oh, I love you.

1182
00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:01,343
Hopefully we'll see
you guys some more.

1183
00:53:01,345 --> 00:53:03,846
- Well we're gonna be
hanging by the pool tomorrow.

1184
00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:05,481
Just drop on by.

1185
00:53:05,483 --> 00:53:06,849
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1186
00:53:06,850 --> 00:53:08,216
- I hope you don't
mind if we turn in.

1187
00:53:08,217 --> 00:53:09,583
I just got super tired.

1188
00:53:09,587 --> 00:53:13,322
(Alexandria chuckling)

1189
00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:14,323
- Bye.

1190
00:53:19,463 --> 00:53:22,464
Okay, so now we have a pool
date with them tomorrow.

1191
00:53:22,466 --> 00:53:24,767
I guess you convinced
them you wanna fuck me.

1192
00:53:25,503 --> 00:53:27,236
(watch beeping)

1193
00:53:27,238 --> 00:53:28,504
- Shit, I gotta go.

1194
00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:30,272
- Go where?!

1195
00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:33,676
- Bowling tournament.
- Pfft. (chuckles)

1196
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,380
- You guys shoulda seen
this Home & Garden Show.

1197
00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:40,282
Took up the entire Civic Center.

1198
00:53:40,284 --> 00:53:44,620
I mean they had pools,
tubs, lawn care, everything.

1199
00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:46,455
I even won a raffle.

1200
00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,756
- What'd you win?

1201
00:53:47,758 --> 00:53:50,292
- Leaf blower, a good one too.

1202
00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:51,894
- Nice.
- No shit.

1203
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,495
- You're excited about
a leaf blower, Bob?

1204
00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:55,965
- And you'll be too.

1205
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:57,633
Come fall all those
trees in your yard,

1206
00:53:57,635 --> 00:53:59,902
you're gonna be beggin'
me to borrow it.

1207
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:02,805
- No, I just mean
there's gotta be more

1208
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,873
to get excited about, right?

1209
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,543
Leaf blowers and goddamn
home shows, is that it?

1210
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:10,246
- It's an acquired appreciation.

1211
00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:14,350
- Look, all I'm sayin'
is you guys even notice

1212
00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,552
that all we ever talk
about is the yard

1213
00:54:16,554 --> 00:54:19,488
or adding a deck or
buying a new grill?

1214
00:54:20,891 --> 00:54:22,908
There's got to be more to life

1215
00:54:22,909 --> 00:54:24,926
than the fuckin' hardware
store, am I right?

1216
00:54:27,598 --> 00:54:29,048
- No, not really.

1217
00:54:29,049 --> 00:54:30,499
The only thing that
excited me last year

1218
00:54:30,501 --> 00:54:32,635
was when I put a
kegerator in my garage.

1219
00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:34,003
- [Fred] That was awesome.

1220
00:54:37,275 --> 00:54:40,442
- So you're tellin' me that
this is all there is to life?

1221
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:43,712
What we're livin' right
here, right now, this is it?

1222
00:54:44,715 --> 00:54:46,548
- Yeah, how hard is it?

1223
00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,267
You get married.

1224
00:54:48,268 --> 00:54:49,985
You watch each other
go to complete hell.

1225
00:54:49,987 --> 00:54:52,688
Have a kid maybe
two, stop having sex.

1226
00:54:52,690 --> 00:54:54,990
Save for retirement, get
the golden handshake.

1227
00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:57,026
Play golf on the weekends.

1228
00:54:57,027 --> 00:54:59,061
Take a dick pill, realize
that was a mistake.

1229
00:54:59,063 --> 00:55:00,996
Pick out where you want
your ashes scattered,

1230
00:55:00,998 --> 00:55:04,533
leave everything to the
kids and hopefully you know,

1231
00:55:04,535 --> 00:55:06,769
a lotta people show
up at your funeral.

1232
00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,671
- I'll come to
your funeral, Fred.

1233
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,657
- Thanks, Ted.

1234
00:55:11,658 --> 00:55:13,875
- Corey, it's not like
there's some grand adventure

1235
00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,778
out there waiting for us.

1236
00:55:15,780 --> 00:55:18,347
(Ted gulping)

1237
00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:20,749
We're just livin' life
like everyone else.

1238
00:55:21,986 --> 00:55:23,719
- And you guys are
okay with that?

1239
00:55:25,623 --> 00:55:27,089
(soft intriguing music)

1240
00:55:27,091 --> 00:55:28,457
- [All] Yeah.

1241
00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:30,459
- Aren't you?

1242
00:55:33,397 --> 00:55:35,331
- Yeah, 'course I am.

1243
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:48,744
- You're home late.

1244
00:55:49,613 --> 00:55:50,612
- I had bowling.

1245
00:55:51,682 --> 00:55:52,681
- Really?

1246
00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:54,383
Then why were there two messages

1247
00:55:54,384 --> 00:55:56,084
from the guys wondering
where you were?

1248
00:55:56,085 --> 00:55:57,785
- Well I showed up late
'cause I had to work late.

1249
00:55:57,788 --> 00:55:59,021
Big day at the office.

1250
00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,891
- Another one?

1251
00:56:01,892 --> 00:56:04,760
- Actually, I won
the all-expense paid
resorts vcation.

1252
00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:09,832
- Well then let's go.

1253
00:56:09,834 --> 00:56:11,633
- Wait, you wanna go?

1254
00:56:11,635 --> 00:56:13,836
- Yes, let's go this weekend.

1255
00:56:13,838 --> 00:56:15,604
- No, I can't.

1256
00:56:15,606 --> 00:56:17,005
- You can't what?

1257
00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,574
You were the one
that wanted to take

1258
00:56:18,575 --> 00:56:20,142
a spur-of-the-moment
trip, why not do it?

1259
00:56:22,380 --> 00:56:23,529
- Because I can't, Pam.

1260
00:56:23,530 --> 00:56:24,679
You know, all right?

1261
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:25,829
I mean plus, I thought
we were gonna do stuff

1262
00:56:25,830 --> 00:56:26,979
around the house.
- Like what?

1263
00:56:27,852 --> 00:56:30,018
- (sighs) Track lighting.

1264
00:56:30,020 --> 00:56:31,653
- Are you mocking me?

1265
00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:34,123
- Are you mocking me?

1266
00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:35,924
- Are you drunk?

1267
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:39,278
- I'm not drunk, Pam.

1268
00:56:39,279 --> 00:56:41,396
I had a few martinis
and a couple of beers.

1269
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,149
- What's gotten into you?
- What's gotten into you?

1270
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:45,666
- I just wanna do
something different.

1271
00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:47,503
- And I just wanna
lay on the couch.

1272
00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:48,670
- Fine.

1273
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:50,005
- Fine.

1274
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:53,409
(pillows thudding)

1275
00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:54,443
(sighs) What was that for?

1276
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:55,511
- The couch.

1277
00:56:55,513 --> 00:56:56,512
Goodnight.

1278
00:57:06,056 --> 00:57:10,459
(tribal drum music)
(fire crackling)

1279
00:57:10,461 --> 00:57:14,163
- Blissfully committed
to their simple routine,

1280
00:57:14,165 --> 00:57:17,032
the cave people never felt
the need to seek excitement

1281
00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:18,667
from the outside world.

1282
00:57:20,571 --> 00:57:23,972
Unfortunately for us,
well that outside world

1283
00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:27,109
was quickly unraveling
any sense of routine.

1284
00:57:32,716 --> 00:57:33,949
Morning.

1285
00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:40,055
- Morning.

1286
00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,989
(rhythmic intriguing music)

1287
00:57:44,061 --> 00:57:46,462
Operation: Catch
Corey is back on.

1288
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,420
- [Man] Rick says
we're all goin'

1289
00:57:54,421 --> 00:57:55,704
on a sales call together.

1290
00:57:57,775 --> 00:57:59,608
- Yeah, lemme just
confirm everything

1291
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,477
and we'll get on outta here.

1292
00:58:01,479 --> 00:58:02,478
- Alrighty.

1293
00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:07,015
(soft intriguing music)

1294
00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:17,159
- Oh, that little sneak.

1295
00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:43,018
(device whirring)

1296
00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,987
- (scoffs) My god, do
you ever wear clothes?

1297
00:58:44,989 --> 00:58:46,489
- Excuse me, what
you're seeing here

1298
00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:47,990
is top-of-the-line
tactical gear.

1299
00:58:47,992 --> 00:58:50,225
This spy-kini she's wearing
is completely bulletproof,

1300
00:58:50,227 --> 00:58:52,261
fireproof and waterproof.

1301
00:58:52,262 --> 00:58:54,296
- My character sees your
character wearing this.

1302
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:58,267
Oh I assumed you're small.

1303
00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,939
- You're tellin' me
these can stop a bullet.

1304
00:59:03,941 --> 00:59:05,207
- Sure.

1305
00:59:05,209 --> 00:59:06,525
- Don't get shot.

1306
00:59:06,526 --> 00:59:07,842
- They're waiting
down by the pool.

1307
00:59:07,845 --> 00:59:08,944
- Yeah, I'm not wearing these.

1308
00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,312
- You're gonna have to.

1309
00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:11,679
They've already
stitched the cameras in.

1310
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:12,681
- Where?

1311
00:59:15,252 --> 00:59:18,020
(pen beeping)

1312
00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:20,088
- Here, just put it on.

1313
00:59:21,825 --> 00:59:23,759
(soft rhythmic drumming)

1314
00:59:23,761 --> 00:59:26,328
- All right, I'll put 'em on.

1315
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:30,032
But I'm not doin'
it for you guys,

1316
00:59:31,235 --> 00:59:33,635
I'm gonna do it for
the mission, for Pam.

1317
00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:47,583
(doorknob squeaking)
(soft intriguing music)

1318
01:00:00,598 --> 01:00:02,931
- Oh hey, how are you guys?

1319
01:00:08,672 --> 01:00:09,805
- I've got a visual.

1320
01:00:13,010 --> 01:00:15,143
- I just feel so stupid.

1321
01:00:15,145 --> 01:00:17,779
I mean here I am
following my own husband

1322
01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:19,147
into a fucking honeymoon suite.

1323
01:00:19,149 --> 01:00:20,616
- Oh my god, he's a
frickin' polygamist.

1324
01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:21,934
I knew it.

1325
01:00:21,935 --> 01:00:23,251
Everybody watches a couple
episodes of "Big Love"

1326
01:00:23,252 --> 01:00:24,568
and then they think they
can do whatever they want.

1327
01:00:24,569 --> 01:00:25,885
Sorry honey, we're closed.

1328
01:00:25,889 --> 01:00:26,755
- Oh my god, there they are.

1329
01:00:28,258 --> 01:00:31,326
Oh it would just be so much
easier if she's a mess,

1330
01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,817
but she's--
- Pam.

1331
01:00:32,818 --> 01:00:34,307
(vocalizes) I do not even
wanna hear what she looks like

1332
01:00:34,308 --> 01:00:35,797
because there is no way in hell

1333
01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:37,299
that she's prettier than you.

1334
01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:40,186
All right, tell me
what she looks like.

1335
01:00:40,187 --> 01:00:41,737
- Like some femme
fatale Bond villain

1336
01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,672
that just graduated from
Harvard with a degree

1337
01:00:43,674 --> 01:00:44,973
in you know fucking up my life.

1338
01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:46,108
- Stop.

1339
01:00:46,110 --> 01:00:47,398
You have to take the reins here.

1340
01:00:47,399 --> 01:00:48,687
You're his wife, okay?

1341
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:49,976
You cannot let this
other woman win.

1342
01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,348
(soft intriguing music)

1343
01:00:57,121 --> 01:00:59,321
- Hey when you got it,
you flaunt it right?

1344
01:01:04,328 --> 01:01:06,228
- When we first decided
to honeymoon here,

1345
01:01:06,230 --> 01:01:08,930
so many people were like,
"Well that's different,

1346
01:01:09,933 --> 01:01:11,767
"but it's just so
beautiful here."

1347
01:01:13,937 --> 01:01:16,772
- I know, I had never been
to upstate New York before.

1348
01:01:16,774 --> 01:01:18,807
But the moment he proposed,

1349
01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:21,076
he insisted he had
to honeymoon here.

1350
01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:24,046
- I'm at a total loss.

1351
01:01:24,047 --> 01:01:25,680
This is not the
man that I married.

1352
01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:27,082
- You need to go confront him.

1353
01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:28,283
- I can't.
- You can.

1354
01:01:28,285 --> 01:01:29,651
What do you want me to do?

1355
01:01:29,652 --> 01:01:31,018
You want me to drive up there?

1356
01:01:31,019 --> 01:01:32,385
I'll drive up there and I
will cut Corey's dick off.

1357
01:01:32,386 --> 01:01:33,752
I will Lorena Bobbitt
that motherfucker.

1358
01:01:33,757 --> 01:01:35,791
I will take his dick and I
will throw it in the forest

1359
01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:36,959
and a little squirrel
will pick it up

1360
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:38,126
and run away and
put it in its nest

1361
01:01:38,128 --> 01:01:39,294
and he'll never have it again.

1362
01:01:39,296 --> 01:01:40,162
He'll be dickless.

1363
01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:41,480
- Brianna.

1364
01:01:41,481 --> 01:01:42,797
- I can cut his nuts
off if that's better.

1365
01:01:42,798 --> 01:01:44,114
If the dick's too much,

1366
01:01:44,115 --> 01:01:45,431
you know I can always
take the balls.

1367
01:01:45,436 --> 01:01:46,947
My grandma used to do it
with the hens all the time.

1368
01:01:46,948 --> 01:01:48,459
- Look, no one's nuts
are being cut off.

1369
01:01:48,460 --> 01:01:49,971
- (sighs) Well then you
need to go confront him.

1370
01:01:49,973 --> 01:01:53,075
(soft intriguing music)

1371
01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:55,944
- So why did you decide to
honeymoon in Glens Falls?

1372
01:01:55,946 --> 01:01:57,379
- We've been jet-setting
around the world

1373
01:01:57,381 --> 01:02:00,449
for the last two years
straight for business,

1374
01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:03,752
so we wanted something
quaint and charming,

1375
01:02:03,754 --> 01:02:06,888
a bit out of the
way, off-the-grid.

1376
01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:12,628
- How 'bout you guys?

1377
01:02:12,629 --> 01:02:14,129
What made you select
a place off-the-grid?

1378
01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:16,331
- Same.

1379
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,401
Off-the-grid's the desired
honeymoon destination,

1380
01:02:19,403 --> 01:02:20,802
am I right?

1381
01:02:20,804 --> 01:02:24,406
(intense intriguing music)

1382
01:02:40,791 --> 01:02:42,124
You know service
is kinda slow here.

1383
01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:43,459
I think I'm gonna go
order from the bar.

1384
01:02:43,460 --> 01:02:44,793
Do you guys want anything?

1385
01:02:44,794 --> 01:02:46,127
- Why don't we split a
decent bottle of champagne?

1386
01:02:47,297 --> 01:02:48,296
- Great idea.

1387
01:02:49,833 --> 01:02:51,032
- Little birdie's on the move.

1388
01:02:51,969 --> 01:02:53,869
- That's my birdie.

1389
01:02:53,871 --> 01:02:58,273
(intriguing orchestral music)

1390
01:02:58,275 --> 01:02:59,908
- You have something I need.

1391
01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:04,346
(fingers whacking)

1392
01:03:06,450 --> 01:03:09,217
(man thudding)

1393
01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:19,528
(pen tearing)

1394
01:03:23,801 --> 01:03:24,366
- Shit.

1395
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:24,932
- [Remora] What happened?

1396
01:03:25,836 --> 01:03:28,270
(soft intriguing music)

1397
01:03:28,272 --> 01:03:29,337
- Can you help me?

1398
01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:37,279
- Almost got it.
- All right, all right.

1399
01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:38,346
That's fine.

1400
01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,548
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1401
01:03:39,550 --> 01:03:42,818
(glasses clinking)

1402
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:47,355
- Honey, you're sweating.

1403
01:03:47,357 --> 01:03:48,907
Why don't you take
a dip and cool off?

1404
01:03:48,908 --> 01:03:50,458
- And you should reapply
the sunscreen, sweetheart.

1405
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,260
You're startin' to burn.

1406
01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:53,261
- Fine.

1407
01:03:57,301 --> 01:03:58,500
- [Remora] All right
Corey, play it off.

1408
01:03:58,502 --> 01:04:00,402
Don't let Egan suspect anything.

1409
01:04:00,404 --> 01:04:03,939
(soft intriguing music)

1410
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:16,484
- Mmm, feels so good.
(moans pleasurably)

1411
01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:23,425
- Do you wanna grab a beer
or something after this?

1412
01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:25,227
- How many times do
I have to tell you?

1413
01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:27,362
I don't wanna hang.

1414
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,231
I don't wanna grab a beer.

1415
01:04:29,232 --> 01:04:31,099
We're not gonna watch
the game together.

1416
01:04:31,101 --> 01:04:33,134
- Okay, I just see how
cool you and Corey are

1417
01:04:33,136 --> 01:04:35,403
and I was hoping that someday
you and I might have that,

1418
01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:38,106
be more than just two
guys saving the world.

1419
01:04:38,108 --> 01:04:40,158
- Suckerfish, Corey and I,

1420
01:04:40,159 --> 01:04:42,209
we've been buddies
since we were teens.

1421
01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:45,146
We were recruited together
and we trained together.

1422
01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:49,618
We've spoiled some pretty
crazy plots around the globe.

1423
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:50,619
I mean,

1424
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:57,025
you know I'm the only one
that knows Corey's real name?

1425
01:04:58,195 --> 01:04:59,194
- Wow.

1426
01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:04,432
- You and I, we just
don't have that history.

1427
01:05:06,536 --> 01:05:08,370
- Yeah you and I don't
have that history yet,

1428
01:05:08,372 --> 01:05:09,604
but someday we might.

1429
01:05:09,606 --> 01:05:13,608
- I just don't really
see that happening.

1430
01:05:14,511 --> 01:05:16,578
(intriguing orchestral music)

1431
01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,580
- [Remora] Oh shit,
look who's here.

1432
01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:23,618
- Aw, shit.

1433
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,458
Aw, shit.

1434
01:05:32,229 --> 01:05:33,561
This is bad.

1435
01:05:33,563 --> 01:05:35,163
This is really bad.

1436
01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:42,304
(cellphone buzzing)

1437
01:05:43,073 --> 01:05:46,408
(intriguing spy music)

1438
01:05:50,514 --> 01:05:53,648
(cellphone buzzing)

1439
01:05:58,555 --> 01:06:02,490
(Alexandria scoffing)

1440
01:06:02,492 --> 01:06:04,492
- Hey, what's up?
- Oh nothing.

1441
01:06:04,494 --> 01:06:06,228
What's up with you?

1442
01:06:06,229 --> 01:06:07,963
- Is there a reason you
called me three times, Pam?

1443
01:06:07,965 --> 01:06:09,397
I just stepped out of a meeting.

1444
01:06:09,399 --> 01:06:10,632
- Oh, what kind of a meeting?

1445
01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,000
- A business meeting.

1446
01:06:12,001 --> 01:06:13,367
- Oh yeah, what were
you talking about?

1447
01:06:13,370 --> 01:06:14,669
- Why are you acting like this?

1448
01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:15,982
- Acting like what?

1449
01:06:15,983 --> 01:06:17,294
I'm just tryin' to ask
you about your day,

1450
01:06:17,295 --> 01:06:18,606
see if you're doin' all right.

1451
01:06:18,608 --> 01:06:20,075
Curious what you're up to.

1452
01:06:20,076 --> 01:06:21,543
- That's why you called?
- Mm-hmm.

1453
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:22,928
Oh no, actually.

1454
01:06:22,929 --> 01:06:24,312
I need you to drop by the store.

1455
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,381
- What?
- Yeah, it's on your way home.

1456
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,417
- Okay fine, just text it to me.

1457
01:06:29,419 --> 01:06:30,618
- Why can't you write it down?

1458
01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:31,619
- Pam.

1459
01:06:34,257 --> 01:06:36,524
Just tell me and
I'll remember, okay?

1460
01:06:36,526 --> 01:06:39,294
- Okay some cinnamon, cardamom,

1461
01:06:39,296 --> 01:06:41,780
semi-sweetened dark chocolate,

1462
01:06:41,781 --> 01:06:44,265
pine nuts, mocha extract,
light syrup, cocoa powder,

1463
01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:47,669
pastry shells and some
(inhales) Popsicle sticks.

1464
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:48,887
- Okay, got it.

1465
01:06:48,888 --> 01:06:50,104
- Okay, now repeat
it back to me.

1466
01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:52,157
- What?

1467
01:06:52,158 --> 01:06:54,208
- Just repeat it,
so I know you know.

1468
01:06:54,211 --> 01:06:55,210
- I know what it is, Pam.

1469
01:06:55,212 --> 01:06:56,277
- Then repeat it.

1470
01:06:56,279 --> 01:06:59,514
(intriguing orchestral music)

1471
01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:02,283
- Popsicle sticks, cinnamon.

1472
01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:06,788
- Some cinnamon, cardamom,
semi-sweetened dark chocolate,

1473
01:07:06,790 --> 01:07:09,391
pine nuts, mocha
extract, cocoa powder,

1474
01:07:09,393 --> 01:07:11,292
pastry shells and
Popsicle sticks.

1475
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:12,427
- Fine.

1476
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:14,229
- Did you write it down?

1477
01:07:14,231 --> 01:07:16,031
- Pam, I told you I'll remember.

1478
01:07:16,033 --> 01:07:16,698
- Oh really?

1479
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,923
Oh I'm so sorry.

1480
01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:21,147
I don't know what's
wrong with me.

1481
01:07:21,148 --> 01:07:23,371
Here I am rambling on and on
while you're trying to work.

1482
01:07:23,373 --> 01:07:25,707
That's it, you're hard
at work by the pool,

1483
01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:29,110
having some tramp rubbing
sun lotion in your back.

1484
01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:30,378
- Pam?
- What?

1485
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,780
What's the matter?

1486
01:07:31,781 --> 01:07:33,181
You've too many
wives to remember?

1487
01:07:33,183 --> 01:07:35,316
- No Pam, just wait.

1488
01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:36,329
What's with the hat?

1489
01:07:36,330 --> 01:07:37,341
(Pam grunting)
(purse smacking)

1490
01:07:37,342 --> 01:07:38,353
(Smuts scoffing)

1491
01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:39,696
- God.

1492
01:07:39,697 --> 01:07:41,038
Swear to god, we need to put
an restraining order on her.

1493
01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:42,380
- Yeah, she can
be a little crazy.

1494
01:07:42,381 --> 01:07:43,722
Maybe I should just check.

1495
01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:47,629
(intriguing orchestral music)

1496
01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,130
- That's his ex-fiancee.

1497
01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,533
She's a tad bit delusional.

1498
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,476
(cellphone buzzing)

1499
01:08:01,478 --> 01:08:03,711
- Shit, yeah?

1500
01:08:03,713 --> 01:08:06,614
(razor buzzing)

1501
01:08:06,616 --> 01:08:09,184
- I hate making these calls.
- What calls?

1502
01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,636
- The ones where
I let people go.

1503
01:08:10,637 --> 01:08:12,087
- What're you
talkin' about, Rick?

1504
01:08:12,089 --> 01:08:13,388
I'm your best salesman, righT?

1505
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,823
I mean I won the free trip.

1506
01:08:14,825 --> 01:08:16,224
My sales are through the roof.

1507
01:08:16,226 --> 01:08:17,859
- T-E-A-M.

1508
01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:20,528
I want team players,
not prima donnas.

1509
01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,730
Guys see what you're doin'
and start coppin' attitudes,

1510
01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:24,655
doin' things their way.

1511
01:08:24,656 --> 01:08:26,579
Next thing you know, the
whole company goes to shit

1512
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:28,503
because you wanna play
the game your way.

1513
01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:30,605
- I mean I think I'm settin'
an example here, Rick.

1514
01:08:30,607 --> 01:08:32,240
You know, raising
the bar a little bit.

1515
01:08:32,242 --> 01:08:34,175
- What bar, what example, huh?

1516
01:08:34,177 --> 01:08:35,493
You just left.

1517
01:08:35,494 --> 01:08:36,810
I don't even know where
the hell you are right now.

1518
01:08:36,811 --> 01:08:38,127
- I went on assignment.
- Bullshit.

1519
01:08:38,128 --> 01:08:39,444
That's what I used
to say to my wife

1520
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,249
when I was fuckin' her sister.

1521
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:42,283
That's it, Corey.

1522
01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,419
You're fired.

1523
01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:45,820
- Fuck.

1524
01:08:45,822 --> 01:08:51,159
(tires screeching)
(intriguing spy music)

1525
01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:53,862
Pam, you gotta let me explain.

1526
01:08:53,864 --> 01:08:56,131
- (scoffs) I would love
to hear your explanation

1527
01:08:56,133 --> 01:08:58,766
or you could just go with
I'm screwing somebody else.

1528
01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:00,401
- I'm not having an affair.

1529
01:09:00,403 --> 01:09:01,369
- I know, I know.

1530
01:09:01,371 --> 01:09:02,960
You married her.

1531
01:09:02,961 --> 01:09:04,550
You're on your honeymoon,
congratufuckinlations.

1532
01:09:04,551 --> 01:09:06,140
- Pam, just listen to me.

1533
01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:07,909
Calm down and let
me explain myself.

1534
01:09:07,911 --> 01:09:09,777
(doorbell dinging)

1535
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,146
Who the fuck is that?

1536
01:09:11,815 --> 01:09:12,814
- The dinner party.

1537
01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,959
- Dinner party?

1538
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,502
What fucking dinner party, Pam?

1539
01:09:17,503 --> 01:09:19,045
I mean my god, you
keep goin' on and on

1540
01:09:19,046 --> 01:09:20,588
about these dinner
parties that don't exist!

1541
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:21,556
We bought dishes.

1542
01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:23,191
We bought a bar.

1543
01:09:23,192 --> 01:09:24,825
I installed a water feature

1544
01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:26,459
all for these dinner parties
that never seem to happen.

1545
01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:28,196
- I am not canceling
my dinner party

1546
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:31,366
just because you had
some sordid affair.

1547
01:09:31,368 --> 01:09:33,568
- I wasn't cheating.

1548
01:09:33,570 --> 01:09:36,538
(doorbell dinging)

1549
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:38,806
All right look, I'm gonna tell
'em that we made a mistake

1550
01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:40,175
and we'll do this another night.

1551
01:09:40,177 --> 01:09:41,176
- No!

1552
01:09:41,711 --> 01:09:43,378
No no, no you won't.

1553
01:09:43,380 --> 01:09:45,346
You are not ruining
my dinner party

1554
01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:47,248
just because our
marriage is over.

1555
01:09:48,852 --> 01:09:54,189
(doorbell dinging)
(intense intriguing music)

1556
01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:55,957
- Hey, everybody.

1557
01:10:00,197 --> 01:10:01,696
- Is this one of them
swingers parties?

1558
01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,332
'Cause we didn't
bring any rubbers.

1559
01:10:04,334 --> 01:10:05,900
- (chuckles) We
just thought that

1560
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,552
it would be fine for tonight.

1561
01:10:07,553 --> 01:10:09,203
- Just would be fun to
get dressed up because--

1562
01:10:09,206 --> 01:10:11,206
- Yeah, well we wanted
tonight to be a--

1563
01:10:11,208 --> 01:10:12,740
- It's a theme party.
- Yeah.

1564
01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,244
- What kinda theme?

1565
01:10:16,245 --> 01:10:17,878
- A spy theme dinner, Bob.
- Yes, exactly.

1566
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,548
You see 007 just
got outta the pool.

1567
01:10:20,550 --> 01:10:22,461
- [Corey] And Agent 99 here

1568
01:10:22,462 --> 01:10:24,373
was just about to
make some drinks.

1569
01:10:24,374 --> 01:10:26,285
- I've got martinis;
shaken, not stirred.

1570
01:10:26,289 --> 01:10:28,323
- Who wants to be
Money Penny? (claps)

1571
01:10:28,325 --> 01:10:29,557
All right, shall we?

1572
01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,961
(intriguing drum music)

1573
01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:37,966
(door bashing)

1574
01:10:54,584 --> 01:10:59,687
- Cheers.
(glasses clinking)

1575
01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:07,462
- You know Pam, we woulda
perfectly understood

1576
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:08,763
if you needed to cancel.

1577
01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:11,933
- Why would I have to cancel?

1578
01:11:11,935 --> 01:11:13,701
- Well if I got
fired, the only party

1579
01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:17,405
we'd be havin' that night
is my funeral. (chuckles)

1580
01:11:18,842 --> 01:11:22,677
(soft orchestral music)

1581
01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:24,713
- You know what?

1582
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:26,748
I think he did say
something about that.

1583
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,423
- You weren't supposed
to say anything, Ted.

1584
01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:37,558
- Here are my Parmesan
portobello slices

1585
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,760
with sun-dried tomato.

1586
01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:41,462
- Pam, these are so good.

1587
01:11:41,464 --> 01:11:43,698
Do you have a secret ingredient?

1588
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:45,400
- Oh I'm sorry, Bob.

1589
01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,303
My secret is what you
see is what you get.

1590
01:11:48,305 --> 01:11:52,607
No little white lies,
no half-truths, no
funny little fibs.

1591
01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,908
- Bob, will you
excuse us a second?

1592
01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:55,221
- Why?

1593
01:11:55,222 --> 01:11:56,533
No, they're fine.

1594
01:11:56,534 --> 01:11:57,845
They already know that
you lost your job.

1595
01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,981
I just found out from Fred.

1596
01:11:59,983 --> 01:12:01,700
- Oh, I'm Ted.

1597
01:12:01,701 --> 01:12:03,418
- Pam, you have
to let me explain.

1598
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:07,455
- Trust me, this way
it'll be so much easier

1599
01:12:07,457 --> 01:12:08,723
to split up the assets.

1600
01:12:14,431 --> 01:12:17,865
- Corey, now that we're not
competin' over the trip,

1601
01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:20,768
you wanna tell me how you
sold so many damn boxes?

1602
01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:26,841
(doorbell dinging)
(intense intriguing music)

1603
01:12:27,844 --> 01:12:29,610
- [Brianna] What
the fuck is this?

1604
01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:32,013
- Brianna, are you okay?

1605
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:33,715
- Am I okay?

1606
01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:35,800
Am I okay?

1607
01:12:35,801 --> 01:12:37,884
I just spent an hour in
the car convincing myself

1608
01:12:37,887 --> 01:12:40,855
you didn't leap to your death
and here you are having a--

1609
01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:42,090
- [Pam] A dinner party.

1610
01:12:43,026 --> 01:12:44,625
- A dinner party.
- Yeah.

1611
01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:46,394
- Well why wasn't I invited?

1612
01:12:46,396 --> 01:12:49,530
- It's sort of a couples-only.

1613
01:12:49,532 --> 01:12:50,943
- Oh, couples-only.

1614
01:12:50,944 --> 01:12:52,355
Why are you still
wearing that costume?

1615
01:12:52,356 --> 01:12:53,767
- 'Cause it's a spy
theme dinner party.

1616
01:12:53,770 --> 01:12:55,703
- Oh, a spy theme dinner party.

1617
01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,638
Ooh, so fancy.

1618
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,706
You know what, Pam?

1619
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:01,693
I just can't believe
after hours of me

1620
01:13:01,694 --> 01:13:04,679
listening to your marital
woes, this is how I'm treated.

1621
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:08,783
But if the name's not
taken, I'm Pussy Galore.

1622
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:13,921
(doorbell dinging)
(intense intriguing music)

1623
01:13:14,691 --> 01:13:16,658
- The hell are you doin' here?

1624
01:13:16,659 --> 01:13:18,626
- We have to get you--
- Hi, I'm Pam.

1625
01:13:18,628 --> 01:13:20,528
I didn't get to
introduce myself earlier

1626
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,797
because you're whoring yourself
around with my husband.

1627
01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:25,099
But I just want to let
you know that tomorrow

1628
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:27,252
we are getting a divorce.

1629
01:13:27,253 --> 01:13:29,404
But tonight I'm having
my dinner party, okay?

1630
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:30,605
- I came by to say
that I'm sorry.

1631
01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:32,084
- Sorry you got caught or sorry

1632
01:13:32,085 --> 01:13:33,562
that you're a whore
that lacks style?

1633
01:13:33,563 --> 01:13:35,040
- Sorry because this
isn't what it looked like.

1634
01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,160
- Exactly.

1635
01:13:36,161 --> 01:13:37,277
- Don't insult my intelligence.

1636
01:13:37,278 --> 01:13:38,394
- No, I'm serious.

1637
01:13:38,395 --> 01:13:39,511
Alexandria here is an actress.

1638
01:13:39,516 --> 01:13:40,548
- A method actress actually.

1639
01:13:40,550 --> 01:13:42,183
- Superbly talented.

1640
01:13:42,185 --> 01:13:43,951
- Okay I saw, remember.

1641
01:13:45,455 --> 01:13:46,454
- Right.

1642
01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:49,340
You see, sweetheart.

1643
01:13:49,341 --> 01:13:51,057
I found out that a huge
potential client and his wife

1644
01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:52,794
were gonna be honeymooning
over at that hotel.

1645
01:13:52,796 --> 01:13:56,197
So I thought why not hire
an actress to play my wife,

1646
01:13:56,199 --> 01:13:58,566
go to the hotel, bond with
guy and make the big sale.

1647
01:13:58,568 --> 01:14:00,034
- Yeah I mean, it was
completely legitimate.

1648
01:14:00,036 --> 01:14:02,003
I've been in the business
since I was a kid.

1649
01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,571
Lots of musical theater.

1650
01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,290
- Yeah, whatever.

1651
01:14:05,291 --> 01:14:07,008
Look, why don't you help
yourself to a doggie bag

1652
01:14:07,010 --> 01:14:08,793
and then you can choke on it?

1653
01:14:08,794 --> 01:14:10,577
- Oh, I'm staying here
'cause Corey hired me

1654
01:14:10,580 --> 01:14:11,612
to be here for the dinner party.

1655
01:14:11,614 --> 01:14:13,548
- That's right, I did.

1656
01:14:13,550 --> 01:14:14,749
- To do what?

1657
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:18,853
- To teach dance.

1658
01:14:19,856 --> 01:14:20,855
Cue the music.

1659
01:14:21,991 --> 01:14:24,759
(drum rolling)

1660
01:14:26,796 --> 01:14:28,095
(tribal drum music)

1661
01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:29,530
Dance with me.

1662
01:14:40,009 --> 01:14:41,642
- You lucky son of a bitch.

1663
01:14:46,983 --> 01:14:47,949
- Spin me.

1664
01:14:49,252 --> 01:14:50,485
Egan's on his way.

1665
01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:56,191
- You could not have
hired her tonight.

1666
01:14:56,192 --> 01:14:58,493
You didn't even remember that
we were having a dinner party.

1667
01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:02,063
- You have to get these
people out of here.

1668
01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:04,031
Go ahead and ask
your wife to dance.

1669
01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:08,636
You have to get these
people out of here.

1670
01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:10,438
- Fine.

1671
01:15:10,439 --> 01:15:12,239
If people are dancing,
we're dancing.

1672
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:17,612
("Wheels Fall Off" by Madyx)

1673
01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:46,007
(car engine roaring)
(tires screeching)

1674
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:49,710
¶ You can try to stop me ¶

1675
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:50,845
¶ You can ¶

1676
01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:52,680
¶ You can try to stop me ¶

1677
01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:57,818
¶ And I'm goin' 'til
the wheels fall off ¶

1678
01:15:58,588 --> 01:15:59,820
- I need you to come clean.

1679
01:15:59,822 --> 01:16:01,088
Just be honest with me.

1680
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:04,825
I mean if I have ever
meant anything to you

1681
01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,928
in any level at any point,

1682
01:16:06,930 --> 01:16:10,598
I deserve to know
what's going on.

1683
01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:21,943
- You're right.

1684
01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:25,146
(doorbell dinging)
(eerie foreboding music)

1685
01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:33,254
(gun blasting)
(bullets pinging)

1686
01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:39,927
- Nobody moves.

1687
01:16:41,898 --> 01:16:43,598
Where is it?

1688
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:44,365
- Don't know.

1689
01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:46,667
- I want my pen back.

1690
01:16:46,668 --> 01:16:48,201
- All right all
right, take it easy.

1691
01:16:48,204 --> 01:16:50,705
But leave them outta
this, they're innocent.

1692
01:16:52,875 --> 01:16:54,242
- No no, yeah you're right.

1693
01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:55,610
We should just keep
this between us,

1694
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:56,978
but I like a little
bit of insurance.

1695
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:58,947
- [Corey] No.

1696
01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,915
- I want my pen back
with the plans on it

1697
01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:02,883
delivered in an hour and why
don't you gas up the jet?

1698
01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:03,985
- A jet?
- Mm-hmm.

1699
01:17:03,987 --> 01:17:05,653
- And if I can't
get it here by then?

1700
01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,320
- Then your wife will die.

1701
01:17:07,323 --> 01:17:08,723
- She's not his wife.

1702
01:17:08,725 --> 01:17:10,036
This is his wife.

1703
01:17:10,037 --> 01:17:11,348
- Yeah, could someone
just please explain to me

1704
01:17:11,349 --> 01:17:12,660
what the hell is going on?

1705
01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:15,062
- Honey, I'm a spy.

1706
01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:16,197
- Okay, enough of
that charade already.

1707
01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:17,164
- No, I am.

1708
01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,116
I'm serious.

1709
01:17:19,117 --> 01:17:21,067
We work for the government
as part of an elite taskforce

1710
01:17:21,070 --> 01:17:23,137
trained to stop high-tech
futuristic weapons

1711
01:17:23,139 --> 01:17:26,240
from falling in the hands
of fuckfaces like this guy.

1712
01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:28,075
- Okay, well this
definitely falls

1713
01:17:28,077 --> 01:17:30,044
under reconcilable differences.

1714
01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:34,281
(phone clucking ringtone)

1715
01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,117
- Hello?

1716
01:17:36,118 --> 01:17:37,952
- Smuts, I need you to
bring me the pen right away.

1717
01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,027
- Okay.

1718
01:17:46,028 --> 01:17:47,361
- You guys weren't
actually married?

1719
01:17:47,363 --> 01:17:49,063
- No.

1720
01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,065
- But your ring seemed so real.

1721
01:17:51,067 --> 01:17:52,667
- It was cubic zirconia.

1722
01:17:52,669 --> 01:17:53,834
- Shut up.
- Mm-hmm.

1723
01:17:53,836 --> 01:17:56,003
- Shut up.
- Yeah.

1724
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,705
- So is mine.

1725
01:17:57,706 --> 01:17:59,406
- Wait, but you guys
seem so happy together.

1726
01:17:59,407 --> 01:18:01,107
- No, you guys seemed
so happy together.

1727
01:18:01,110 --> 01:18:02,476
- Thank you.
- Okay.

1728
01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:03,843
Nobody's actually
happy here, okay?

1729
01:18:03,844 --> 01:18:05,210
Let's review: you
and I aren't married.

1730
01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:06,981
These two aren't married.

1731
01:18:06,982 --> 01:18:08,749
The only people here that
are really married are them.

1732
01:18:08,751 --> 01:18:09,951
- Oh, no.

1733
01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:11,152
No, actually we're
getting a divorce.

1734
01:18:11,153 --> 01:18:12,353
(Egan scoffing)
(oven beeping)

1735
01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:14,255
Oh fuck, my lasagna.

1736
01:18:14,257 --> 01:18:15,923
- Whoa, excuse me?

1737
01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:17,058
- My lasagna, it's burning.

1738
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,359
I need to get it.

1739
01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:19,427
- Are you kidding me?

1740
01:18:19,429 --> 01:18:21,145
- Are you kidding me?

1741
01:18:21,146 --> 01:18:22,862
Do you want this
house to burn down?

1742
01:18:22,865 --> 01:18:24,243
- I don't care.

1743
01:18:24,244 --> 01:18:25,622
- To him sweetheart,
I don't think

1744
01:18:25,623 --> 01:18:27,001
your lasagna's the
key issue here.

1745
01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:31,372
- It's actually not my
lasagna, it's Stouffer's.

1746
01:18:31,374 --> 01:18:33,974
- You want me to serve
Stouffer's at our dinner party?

1747
01:18:33,976 --> 01:18:35,910
- Well I was gonna
make it from scratch,

1748
01:18:35,912 --> 01:18:39,113
but you in the midst were
playing spy meets adulterer

1749
01:18:39,115 --> 01:18:41,849
meets probably the worst
husband in the world.

1750
01:18:41,851 --> 01:18:43,284
- Honey, I think
you're overreacting

1751
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:44,785
just a little bit
here, all right?

1752
01:18:44,787 --> 01:18:46,387
I'm gonna take care of this.

1753
01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:47,988
- Overreacting?
(oven door slamming)

1754
01:18:47,990 --> 01:18:49,623
Overreacting.

1755
01:18:49,624 --> 01:18:51,257
Do you know how
humiliating this is?

1756
01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:54,128
You know how heartbreaking it is

1757
01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,863
to have your marriage
be over within...

1758
01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:57,064
Okay.

1759
01:18:57,066 --> 01:18:58,365
Oh (mumbles), in a year?

1760
01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:01,529
Seriously?

1761
01:19:01,530 --> 01:19:02,923
I'm now a statistic.

1762
01:19:02,924 --> 01:19:04,317
I'm one of those,

1763
01:19:04,318 --> 01:19:05,711
one of those people
where you probably

1764
01:19:05,712 --> 01:19:07,105
had some I don't know Navy
SEAL mental training shit

1765
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:10,277
where you know how to handle
all these sorts of situations

1766
01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,046
to probably diffuse a
bomb under pressure.

1767
01:19:12,048 --> 01:19:13,147
- The hell is she doin'?

1768
01:19:13,149 --> 01:19:16,117
(crickets chirping)

1769
01:19:16,119 --> 01:19:17,752
- I'm leaving.

1770
01:19:17,754 --> 01:19:19,854
I'm packing my things.

1771
01:19:19,855 --> 01:19:21,955
You can shoot me if you want,
but otherwise I'm moving out.

1772
01:19:23,159 --> 01:19:24,759
- Can you stop her?

1773
01:19:24,761 --> 01:19:25,977
- Can you stop her?

1774
01:19:25,978 --> 01:19:27,194
- Yeah, I could shoot her.

1775
01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:30,798
(soft foreboding music)

1776
01:19:35,972 --> 01:19:36,971
- Let's go.

1777
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:40,341
(soft intriguing music)

1778
01:19:40,343 --> 01:19:42,143
- I knew we should've
gone to Nepal.

1779
01:19:42,145 --> 01:19:43,310
If not Nepal, Paris.

1780
01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,112
If not Pairs, London.

1781
01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:47,481
I mean just done something,

1782
01:19:47,482 --> 01:19:49,849
anything to escape the confines
of this ridiculous place.

1783
01:19:49,852 --> 01:19:51,819
- Pam, sweetheart.

1784
01:19:51,820 --> 01:19:53,787
Let's just get through this
and we can reset, okay?

1785
01:19:53,790 --> 01:19:55,423
We'll call it a
second honeymoon.

1786
01:19:55,424 --> 01:19:57,057
We can go to all those
places, I promise.

1787
01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:58,692
- Okay, so now you don't mind

1788
01:19:58,693 --> 01:20:00,326
about skipping our
weekend projects?

1789
01:20:00,329 --> 01:20:02,196
You know putting off
the track lighting,

1790
01:20:02,198 --> 01:20:05,800
not even fixing the ceiling
that constantly crumbles.

1791
01:20:12,074 --> 01:20:14,125
- How many times do I
have to tell you, Pam

1792
01:20:14,126 --> 01:20:16,177
that I will get to it
when I fucking get to it.

1793
01:20:16,946 --> 01:20:18,345
(ceiling crumbling)

1794
01:20:18,347 --> 01:20:20,848
Press the red button
under the bed.

1795
01:20:21,818 --> 01:20:23,017
(button beeping)

1796
01:20:23,019 --> 01:20:24,151
- Holy shit.

1797
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:28,222
(laser blasting)

1798
01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:30,090
Okay, what is that?

1799
01:20:30,092 --> 01:20:32,393
- That's a high-tech electrical
charge particle solidifier.

1800
01:20:32,395 --> 01:20:34,829
In short, force field.

1801
01:20:34,831 --> 01:20:37,932
- So you just had this
stuff here the whole time?

1802
01:20:39,101 --> 01:20:40,000
- Yeah, pretty much.

1803
01:20:40,002 --> 01:20:40,968
Sorry.

1804
01:20:40,970 --> 01:20:43,404
- You never thought about
pulling out one of these gizmos

1805
01:20:43,405 --> 01:20:45,839
when we were getting intimate?

1806
01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:48,943
- You would've wanted that?

1807
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:50,978
- Yeah, I would've tried that.

1808
01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:53,981
- Well, we can.

1809
01:20:53,982 --> 01:20:56,983
- Corey, I'm not having
anymore dinner parties.

1810
01:20:57,954 --> 01:21:02,223
(soft intriguing music)
(window crashing)

1811
01:21:06,128 --> 01:21:11,265
(knife stabbing)
(man wincing)

1812
01:21:16,005 --> 01:21:18,939
(door squeaking)

1813
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:24,411
(intriguing jazz music)

1814
01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:37,458
Anyone for charades?

1815
01:21:38,661 --> 01:21:40,127
- Who wants a nightcap?

1816
01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:46,567
- [Dispatcher] 60
off 10th Avenue.

1817
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,753
- Come on.

1818
01:21:48,754 --> 01:21:50,938
(muffled radio speech)

1819
01:21:54,343 --> 01:21:56,310
- I just have one question.

1820
01:21:56,312 --> 01:21:57,912
- Yeah?

1821
01:21:57,914 --> 01:21:59,280
- Is your real name Corey?

1822
01:22:02,051 --> 01:22:03,150
- I wish it was.

1823
01:22:06,055 --> 01:22:07,054
- Goodbye.

1824
01:22:08,224 --> 01:22:11,625
(soft intriguing music)

1825
01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:19,500
(device beeping)

1826
01:22:24,240 --> 01:22:27,574
- Where are ya headed?
- Does it matter?

1827
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:34,548
(intriguing bongo music)

1828
01:22:41,123 --> 01:22:42,723
(name tag tearing)

1829
01:22:42,725 --> 01:22:44,325
- Whoa, hey.

1830
01:22:44,327 --> 01:22:46,226
Were you serious?

1831
01:22:46,228 --> 01:22:48,095
- Brianna, wasn't it your idea

1832
01:22:48,097 --> 01:22:49,997
for me to get out of
here and see the world?

1833
01:22:49,999 --> 01:22:51,498
- I mean it was and
then we tried it

1834
01:22:51,500 --> 01:22:53,634
and it was really
exhausting, you know?

1835
01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:54,924
It's like kinky sex.

1836
01:22:54,925 --> 01:22:56,213
You think you want it
'til you actually have it

1837
01:22:56,214 --> 01:22:57,502
and end up with a
penis in your ear.

1838
01:22:57,506 --> 01:22:59,139
- That's disgusting.

1839
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,642
- Do you even have a plan?

1840
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:02,693
- Yeah.

1841
01:23:02,694 --> 01:23:03,743
- What's your plan?

1842
01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:05,612
- To climb Mount Everest.

1843
01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:08,182
- To climb Mount
Everest, really?

1844
01:23:08,184 --> 01:23:11,352
What, are you working for
"National Geographic" now?

1845
01:23:11,354 --> 01:23:15,222
(soothing bossa nova music)

1846
01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:36,310
- Undercover: Discover
who you really are.

1847
01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:41,315
(wind whistling)

1848
01:23:47,390 --> 01:23:48,406
(ice tool clanking)

1849
01:23:48,407 --> 01:23:49,423
- [Smuts] What about Cairo?

1850
01:23:50,326 --> 01:23:51,291
- Yeah?

1851
01:23:53,295 --> 01:23:56,030
- Cozumel?
- Cozumel's cool.

1852
01:23:57,166 --> 01:24:01,535
- (breathes heavily)
Dude, what's wrong?

1853
01:24:02,438 --> 01:24:03,670
- Nothin's wrong, man.

1854
01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:05,439
- Okay.

1855
01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:08,675
- Oh, what about Rio?

1856
01:24:08,677 --> 01:24:10,044
- I like Rio, you know that.

1857
01:24:10,046 --> 01:24:11,111
- I love Rio.

1858
01:24:12,448 --> 01:24:13,647
What?

1859
01:24:13,649 --> 01:24:15,282
You're not excited about Rio.

1860
01:24:15,284 --> 01:24:16,583
Okay, you must've forgotten

1861
01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,869
about that night
in the rainforest.

1862
01:24:18,870 --> 01:24:21,154
- I didn't forget about the
night in the rainforest, Smuts.

1863
01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,190
Why can't we keep
it simple, you know?

1864
01:24:23,192 --> 01:24:24,058
Like in the movie.

1865
01:24:24,060 --> 01:24:25,059
- What?

1866
01:24:26,095 --> 01:24:27,311
Okay, okay.

1867
01:24:27,312 --> 01:24:28,528
Three feet, three
feet, three feet.

1868
01:24:30,466 --> 01:24:32,332
Okay, that's it.

1869
01:24:32,334 --> 01:24:33,600
The sun's sizzling your brain.

1870
01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:34,835
We've climbed too close.

1871
01:24:34,837 --> 01:24:36,737
C'mon, we need some UV.

1872
01:24:37,573 --> 01:24:39,373
Here, use this.

1873
01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:40,507
It really works.

1874
01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:41,442
- Yeah, I know.

1875
01:24:41,444 --> 01:24:43,261
I got the whole line.

1876
01:24:43,262 --> 01:24:45,079
Even their eye moisturizer's
incredible, isn't it?

1877
01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:46,480
Soothing, too.

1878
01:24:46,482 --> 01:24:48,315
- You really miss her, don't ya?

1879
01:24:50,086 --> 01:24:51,085
- I do not.

1880
01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:54,421
- From my perspective, you
never stopped loving her.

1881
01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,223
No matter what your cover was,

1882
01:24:56,225 --> 01:24:58,225
you can't disguise
what's in your heart.

1883
01:24:58,227 --> 01:25:00,194
(somber piano music)

1884
01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:01,161
- Yeah.

1885
01:25:02,631 --> 01:25:04,581
Yeah, maybe.

1886
01:25:04,582 --> 01:25:06,532
- You know, I really
didn't hear what you said.

1887
01:25:06,535 --> 01:25:09,636
But that sounded really
fucking beautiful, Suckerfish.

1888
01:25:09,638 --> 01:25:10,637
- Thanks, man.

1889
01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:15,709
- Hey, you wanna get a
beer with me later on?

1890
01:25:15,711 --> 01:25:16,710
- I'd like that.

1891
01:25:16,712 --> 01:25:18,378
- Just kidding.

1892
01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:20,247
I'm not for the sweet
stuff, let's move.

1893
01:25:20,249 --> 01:25:23,250
(both grunting)

1894
01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:25,185
(ice crumbling)

1895
01:25:25,187 --> 01:25:27,454
Hold up, we got a problem.

1896
01:25:28,858 --> 01:25:32,192
(soft tribal music)

1897
01:25:42,271 --> 01:25:43,537
- Excuse me, sir.

1898
01:25:43,539 --> 01:25:44,404
(man mumbling)

1899
01:25:44,406 --> 01:25:45,806
Jimbo?

1900
01:25:45,808 --> 01:25:47,241
- Very good Jimbo.

1901
01:25:50,246 --> 01:25:51,645
Debit or credit?

1902
01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:58,385
(jet whooshing)
(rhythmic Asian music)

1903
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:23,477
- "Pam, I hope you
enjoy the basket.

1904
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,163
"I think it would've
been perfect

1905
01:26:26,164 --> 01:26:28,848
"for the second dinner
party we never got to have."

1906
01:26:30,819 --> 01:26:32,186
Dinner party.

1907
01:26:33,422 --> 01:26:34,955
What dinner party?

1908
01:26:45,434 --> 01:26:48,735
(soft bluegrass music)

1909
01:27:03,485 --> 01:27:08,622
(tranq dart whooshing)
(Corey grunting)

1910
01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:15,963
(soft intriguing music)
(Corey wincing)

1911
01:27:17,466 --> 01:27:19,466
- What the hell is this?

1912
01:27:19,468 --> 01:27:23,003
- Corey, this is
an intervention.

1913
01:27:23,005 --> 01:27:24,338
- Oh god, not again.

1914
01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:25,422
For what?

1915
01:27:25,423 --> 01:27:26,505
- Because you're miserable.

1916
01:27:26,508 --> 01:27:27,908
- I'm not miserable.

1917
01:27:29,511 --> 01:27:31,378
- Oh, no no no no.

1918
01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:32,696
What?

1919
01:27:32,697 --> 01:27:34,013
- Yeah, we started dating
after the dinner party.

1920
01:27:34,014 --> 01:27:35,330
- You've been dating
Brianna this whole time

1921
01:27:35,331 --> 01:27:36,647
and you didn't tell me?

1922
01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:39,019
- Look, what was
I supposed to say?

1923
01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:41,387
I mean I'm in covert ops with
your ex-wife's best friend?

1924
01:27:41,390 --> 01:27:43,490
- I love it when
he talks like that.

1925
01:27:43,492 --> 01:27:44,491
- You guys?

1926
01:27:46,662 --> 01:27:48,295
I figured you hated me.

1927
01:27:48,297 --> 01:27:51,498
I was a total pain in the ass
and completely self-centered.

1928
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:53,700
- I don't care what you were.

1929
01:27:53,702 --> 01:27:55,486
After I canned your ass,

1930
01:27:55,487 --> 01:27:57,271
these guys wouldn't shut
up about your spy tactics.

1931
01:27:57,273 --> 01:27:58,705
When I finally let them try it,

1932
01:27:58,707 --> 01:28:00,707
they broke all
your sales records.

1933
01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:03,043
- Yup, made him go method.

1934
01:28:03,045 --> 01:28:04,795
- We also got a bowling coach

1935
01:28:04,796 --> 01:28:06,546
and kicked the shit
outta Diana's Floral.

1936
01:28:06,548 --> 01:28:08,515
- Bob's been wearin'
his wrist guard.

1937
01:28:08,517 --> 01:28:10,951
- (chuckles) All right, well

1938
01:28:10,953 --> 01:28:12,619
this is all well and good, guys.

1939
01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:14,554
But somebody please tell me

1940
01:28:14,556 --> 01:28:17,958
why the hell you went through
all this trouble and what for?

1941
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,826
- [Pam] Because I had to
test the new tranq gun.

1942
01:28:20,763 --> 01:28:24,498
(soothing romantic music)

1943
01:28:26,402 --> 01:28:27,918
- Hey.

1944
01:28:27,919 --> 01:28:29,435
- It's actually my tranq gun.
- Dude.

1945
01:28:29,438 --> 01:28:32,056
- So you're the reason
for this intervention?

1946
01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:34,675
- Well if you're not too busy
tryin' to save the world,

1947
01:28:34,677 --> 01:28:36,943
I thought we should
give us another shot,

1948
01:28:37,746 --> 01:28:38,879
a different shot.

1949
01:28:38,881 --> 01:28:41,282
You know if you
hadn't been a spy,

1950
01:28:41,283 --> 01:28:43,684
I would've never woken up
and realized who I really am.

1951
01:28:44,853 --> 01:28:47,654
- What about just being
still looking in the mirror?

1952
01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:50,891
- Where's the adventure
in that, my dear?

1953
01:28:50,893 --> 01:28:53,427
- So does this mean we get
to take a second honeymoon?

1954
01:28:53,429 --> 01:28:54,561
- Anywhere you want.

1955
01:28:54,563 --> 01:28:57,548
- What do you think
about Kathmandu?

1956
01:28:57,549 --> 01:29:00,534
- Oh you know what they say,
"What happens in Kathmandu,

1957
01:29:00,536 --> 01:29:02,536
"stays in Kathmandu."
- "Stays in Kathmandu."

1958
01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:05,806
(soft romantic music)

1959
01:29:07,009 --> 01:29:09,676
- [Corey] Okay, so maybe
the whole intervention thing

1960
01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:12,412
was a little extreme.

1961
01:29:14,516 --> 01:29:17,417
But if we embrace our
primal caveman instincts

1962
01:29:17,419 --> 01:29:19,553
instead of hiding
from them in suburbia,

1963
01:29:21,090 --> 01:29:25,625
we'll realize that every
day can be an adventure.

1964
01:29:25,627 --> 01:29:28,895
(soft romantic music)

1965
01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:48,482
¶ But I'm goin' 'til
the wheels fall off ¶

1966
01:29:48,484 --> 01:29:52,386
("Wheels Fall Off" by Madyx)

1967
01:29:58,527 --> 01:30:02,562
¶ You can try to stop me ¶

1968
01:30:02,564 --> 01:30:04,765
¶ You can try to stop me ¶

1969
01:30:04,767 --> 01:30:07,401
¶ But I'm goin' 'til
the wheels fall off ¶

1970
01:30:07,403 --> 01:30:09,669
¶ You ¶

1971
01:30:09,671 --> 01:30:11,972
¶ You ¶

1972
01:30:11,974 --> 01:30:13,874
¶ You you ¶

1973
01:30:13,876 --> 01:30:15,359
¶ You ¶

1974
01:30:15,360 --> 01:30:16,843
¶ You you you ¶

1975
01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:21,782
¶ You can try to stop me ¶

1976
01:30:21,784 --> 01:30:25,102
¶ You can try to stop me ¶

1977
01:30:25,103 --> 01:30:28,421
¶ But I'm goin' 'til
the wheels fall off ¶

1978
01:30:29,024 --> 01:30:31,925
¶ Don't call me your baby ¶

1979
01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,427
¶ Mistake me for a lady ¶

1980
01:30:33,429 --> 01:30:35,012
¶ Don't you ¶

1981
01:30:35,013 --> 01:30:36,596
¶ Don't you know
that I'm crazy ¶

1982
01:30:36,598 --> 01:30:38,999
¶ Don't you know that I'm ¶

1983
01:30:39,001 --> 01:30:41,034
¶ Don't say that you want me ¶

1984
01:30:41,036 --> 01:30:42,169
¶ Don't say that you ¶

1985
01:30:42,171 --> 01:30:43,703
¶ You need me ¶

1986
01:30:43,705 --> 01:30:46,039
¶ Don't you dare believe me ¶

1987
01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:51,144
¶ Don't you know that I'm ¶

1988
01:30:54,683 --> 01:30:59,152
¶ But I'm goin' 'til
the wheels fall off ¶

1989
01:30:59,154 --> 01:31:03,089
(intriguing orchestral music)