1 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:49,399 Sorry. 2 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:08,616 -Shalom. -Hi, how are you? 3 00:03:08,651 --> 00:03:09,914 -Welcome. -Thank you. 4 00:03:09,949 --> 00:03:10,684 Please. 5 00:03:25,371 --> 00:03:27,338 You think you can turn it down a little bit? 6 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,603 Thank you. Thank you. 7 00:03:32,675 --> 00:03:33,773 Here we go. 8 00:03:33,808 --> 00:03:34,774 Oh, we're here. 9 00:03:34,809 --> 00:03:36,347 -Yeah. -Great. 10 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,647 Thank you very much and keep the change. 11 00:03:39,682 --> 00:03:41,418 -Oh wow, thank you. -You're welcome. 12 00:03:52,761 --> 00:03:54,024 -There you go. -Thank you. 13 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:54,959 Enjoy. 14 00:04:56,055 --> 00:04:57,362 Oh, hello. 15 00:04:57,826 --> 00:05:00,695 I'm not sure I have the... the right place. 16 00:05:00,730 --> 00:05:01,960 This is apartment 6, isn't it? 17 00:05:02,534 --> 00:05:03,599 Yeah... 18 00:05:03,832 --> 00:05:04,798 Oh. 19 00:05:05,735 --> 00:05:06,503 I'm Michael. 20 00:05:07,372 --> 00:05:08,406 I'm... I'm subletting the apartment. 21 00:05:09,739 --> 00:05:11,101 Yeah. Yes, no, but that's tomorrow. 22 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:12,410 You have the wrong day. 23 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,644 No, I don't, I don't think so. 24 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:17,712 Here. 25 00:05:20,420 --> 00:05:22,046 Okay, so here it says the 8th. 26 00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:23,080 Right. 27 00:05:24,016 --> 00:05:25,522 And that's tomorrow, tomorrow is the 8th. 28 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:28,085 No, tomorrow is the 9th. 29 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,053 Today is the 8th. 30 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,825 -Today is the 8th? -Yeah. 31 00:05:32,091 --> 00:05:34,058 Fuck. I was sure today's the 7th. 32 00:05:34,093 --> 00:05:36,698 Come. Come, please come in. 33 00:05:36,733 --> 00:05:37,930 -Are you sure? -Yeah, yeah. 34 00:05:37,965 --> 00:05:39,470 I'm sorry about the mess. 35 00:05:39,901 --> 00:05:40,966 I'm really sorry about the mess, 36 00:05:42,102 --> 00:05:44,607 we were up all night shooting something for my class 37 00:05:44,642 --> 00:05:45,674 and I didn't sleep for two days now 38 00:05:45,709 --> 00:05:47,643 so I just forgot what day it is. 39 00:05:47,678 --> 00:05:49,040 I was sure today is the 7th. 40 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:53,748 Just give me a few minutes and I will organize everything, okay? 41 00:05:53,783 --> 00:05:56,685 I will make this place look good as new. 42 00:06:23,978 --> 00:06:24,878 Excuse me. 43 00:06:24,913 --> 00:06:25,681 Yeah? 44 00:06:26,717 --> 00:06:27,551 Yeah, actually, I... I think it might be better 45 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,520 if I just book myself into a hotel. 46 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:30,950 No! Please, please, I'm almost finished. 47 00:06:31,886 --> 00:06:32,853 -Five minutes. -No, no, thank you, but... 48 00:06:33,989 --> 00:06:35,020 I think I'd be better off if I stayed at a hotel... 49 00:06:35,055 --> 00:06:38,122 Listen, I promise, I... 50 00:06:39,092 --> 00:06:40,795 Sorry, I have to answer, it's my mom 51 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:43,435 and she won't stop calling me if I don't answer, so... 52 00:06:55,614 --> 00:06:57,482 Come. I will show you the house. 53 00:06:57,517 --> 00:06:59,649 There are a lot of things. 54 00:07:01,917 --> 00:07:03,620 Do you really wanna go to a hotel? 55 00:07:03,886 --> 00:07:06,623 Look around you, this is like the coolest neighborhood ever. 56 00:07:06,658 --> 00:07:07,855 You know there was even a... 57 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:09,857 an article in TimeOut London 58 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:11,694 about the sexiest neighborhoods in the world 59 00:07:11,729 --> 00:07:12,728 and guess who won? 60 00:07:15,634 --> 00:07:16,765 Please stay. 61 00:07:17,768 --> 00:07:18,701 I'm sorry about my fuck-up, 62 00:07:19,704 --> 00:07:21,066 but I promise you, this is a great apartment. 63 00:07:21,101 --> 00:07:22,474 And... 64 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:25,444 I don't know how else to say it, but... 65 00:07:26,777 --> 00:07:28,172 I really need the money. 66 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:15,015 Shit. 67 00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:23,880 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 68 00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:25,915 Hang on just a second. 69 00:11:25,950 --> 00:11:27,345 I'm just trying to... 70 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:29,281 Who are you murdering over there? 71 00:11:29,316 --> 00:11:31,756 Just trying to open a bottle of wine. 72 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:32,856 With a knife? 73 00:11:32,891 --> 00:11:34,253 Couldn't find a corkscrew. 74 00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:36,222 There we go. 75 00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:40,292 Tried you earlier, 76 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,425 I was getting worried. 77 00:11:42,294 --> 00:11:44,461 Oh yeah, sorry, my... my battery died. 78 00:11:45,002 --> 00:11:46,100 Okay. 79 00:11:46,135 --> 00:11:48,168 So how, how was your flight? 80 00:11:48,907 --> 00:11:49,873 Did you get some sleep? 81 00:11:49,908 --> 00:11:50,775 Not much. 82 00:11:51,371 --> 00:11:52,843 Why didn't you take a pill? 83 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,504 I did. Two of them. 84 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,308 -Oh. -I've gotta get Berger 85 00:11:56,343 --> 00:11:58,310 to give me something stronger when I get back. 86 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,752 I... thought he did. 87 00:12:00,952 --> 00:12:01,786 I wish he had. 88 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,349 He said he'd think about raising the dose when I get back. 89 00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:06,021 Okay. 90 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:08,958 So how's Tel Aviv? 91 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:10,795 Ah, I haven't seen that much of it. 92 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,423 It's kind of a strange mixture. 93 00:12:12,931 --> 00:12:14,425 Not sure I can figure it out. 94 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:18,132 You always say that, and you always do by the fifth day. 95 00:12:18,167 --> 00:12:18,935 I guess. 96 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:20,398 How's the apartment? 97 00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:21,773 The apartment... 98 00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,401 It's decent. 99 00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:24,534 Decent? 100 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,008 It's okay, you know. 101 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,439 Well, why... why don't you show me around? 102 00:12:29,211 --> 00:12:30,881 Ah, let's see... 103 00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:32,344 Here we go. 104 00:12:34,117 --> 00:12:36,348 There's the bathroom, you don't wanna go in there. 105 00:12:38,286 --> 00:12:39,890 There's my desk. 106 00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:43,355 Very low-hanging chandelier, 107 00:12:43,390 --> 00:12:44,928 something like that. 108 00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:47,799 And here is the living room, 109 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:48,932 you know, it's pretty standard. 110 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,364 Wait. What's, what's that on the wall? 111 00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:55,070 That is "Nightmare on Elm Street." 112 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,808 Oh, part two! 113 00:12:57,008 --> 00:12:58,403 "Freddy's Revenge." 114 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,274 Who hangs movie posters in their living room? 115 00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:01,978 He's a kid. 116 00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:04,376 I think he's a film student or something. 117 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:08,215 Ah, a room with a view. 118 00:13:08,514 --> 00:13:10,217 Wouldn't go that far. 119 00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:11,548 Just the other buildings, 120 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:14,188 here are the neighbors over there. 121 00:13:18,491 --> 00:13:20,095 It's too dark to see anything 122 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,262 but it's actually a pretty cool location. 123 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,165 It was just chosen by TimeOut London 124 00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:26,367 as one of the sexiest new neighborhoods in the world, so... 125 00:13:27,368 --> 00:13:30,369 Well, TimeOut London makes mistakes too. 126 00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:31,975 You're such a snob. 127 00:13:33,374 --> 00:13:35,374 Here we are back in the kitchen. 128 00:13:35,409 --> 00:13:36,848 Wait, wait... 129 00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,245 Go back to the fridge. 130 00:13:39,512 --> 00:13:40,951 Is that the kid? 131 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,578 Zoom in. 132 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,316 Yep, that's him. 133 00:13:43,351 --> 00:13:45,153 Oh my god, he's hot! 134 00:13:45,188 --> 00:13:47,353 Oh, stop. You could be his dad. 135 00:13:47,388 --> 00:13:48,959 But I'm not. 136 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:50,994 Is he gay? 137 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,325 I don't know. 138 00:13:53,361 --> 00:13:55,361 Okay, I can see you're not in the mood. 139 00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:57,198 I'm sorry, I'm just exhausted. 140 00:13:57,431 --> 00:13:59,530 Fine, I understand. 141 00:13:59,565 --> 00:14:00,938 -Go to bed. -Okay. 142 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,401 -Good night. -Good night. 143 00:14:02,436 --> 00:14:03,501 And don't forget to take your pills. 144 00:14:03,536 --> 00:14:05,569 I won't, I won't, don't worry. 145 00:14:06,209 --> 00:14:08,176 -I love you. -Love you too. 146 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:17,476 David Tartakover 147 00:15:18,712 --> 00:15:21,051 is best known for his politically provocative posters. 148 00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:24,219 His style features minimalist compositions 149 00:15:24,254 --> 00:15:26,287 that use images taken from the media, 150 00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,124 mixed with slogans and text, 151 00:15:28,159 --> 00:15:30,621 inspired by Russian Constructivism. 152 00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:32,425 He has said: 153 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:35,395 "My work is often considered a protest. 154 00:15:35,628 --> 00:15:37,694 "It's not. It's a reaction. 155 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,103 "You have to go with the truth all the way. 156 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:42,501 "Otherwise, what have you accomplished?" 157 00:15:43,603 --> 00:15:47,209 In one iconic poster, a little boy with one eye shut, 158 00:15:47,244 --> 00:15:49,013 possibly shot by a soldier, 159 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:51,708 is juxtaposed with a child's drawing of a flower 160 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:52,709 and the words: 161 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:56,647 "Daddy, what are you doing in the occupied territories?" 162 00:15:58,156 --> 00:15:59,683 One of his most famous works 163 00:15:59,718 --> 00:16:02,323 was the logo he designed for the Peace Now Movement 164 00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:03,720 in 1978. 165 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:09,627 The deceptively simple logo combines the words "Peace" and "Now" 166 00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:12,432 and uses no other symbol or design. 167 00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:17,305 It became the first widely used political sticker in Israel. 168 00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:22,442 His work began to criticize the political establishment 169 00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:25,148 even more sharply after the euphoric... 170 00:16:25,546 --> 00:16:26,413 Hello? 171 00:16:26,448 --> 00:16:28,019 Hi, is this David? 172 00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:30,516 No. This is his husband, Michael. 173 00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:33,024 Hi, Michael, it's Suzanne Shrib calling 174 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,685 from the IBS clinic. 175 00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:36,654 Oh, hi, Suzanne. 176 00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:39,393 Actually I have some terrific news for you and David. 177 00:16:39,428 --> 00:16:40,295 What's that? 178 00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:42,660 We've located a new surrogate for you. 179 00:16:43,762 --> 00:16:46,037 I'm sorry, I'm not sure I understand. 180 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,336 Well, of course we'd like to set up an appointment for both of you to meet her 181 00:16:48,371 --> 00:16:50,272 and give you a chance to form an impression, 182 00:16:50,307 --> 00:16:51,603 see how you feel. 183 00:16:51,638 --> 00:16:53,704 She's young, very bright, 184 00:16:53,739 --> 00:16:56,443 she's getting an MSW at Rutgers. 185 00:16:56,478 --> 00:16:59,611 Sorry, when was the last time you spoke with David? 186 00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:02,350 Oh, about a month ago. 187 00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:05,155 I promised I'd give him a call the moment we had a match. 188 00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:22,529 Oh, hi. 189 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,268 Sorry, I didn't know if you're awake. 190 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:26,863 I just wanted to take something I left here. 191 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:28,271 Oh, no worries, come on inside. 192 00:18:29,374 --> 00:18:30,405 I'll take it and leave, it's in my room, one minute. 193 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:46,619 Sorry, man, I just had to grab my weed. 194 00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:48,258 Can't really fall asleep without it. 195 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,260 Yeah, sure, totally get that. 196 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:51,855 So, you're good? 197 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,198 You're okay? Need anything from me? 198 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,860 -You want some of this maybe? -No, no, I'm good, thank you. 199 00:18:57,731 --> 00:18:59,467 Hey, you hungry? 200 00:18:59,502 --> 00:19:02,668 I just bought some breakfast, you're welcome to join me. 201 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:07,937 -"Sweetbox"? -Yeah, according to my research 202 00:19:07,972 --> 00:19:09,543 it's the best bakery in town. 203 00:19:10,645 --> 00:19:11,380 What? 204 00:19:12,449 --> 00:19:13,349 It's funny that someone has to come from New York 205 00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:16,583 to tell me that the best bakery in town is just around the corner. 206 00:19:16,849 --> 00:19:17,749 Are they good? 207 00:19:17,784 --> 00:19:18,915 You're welcome to try one. 208 00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:22,523 To tell you the truth, I don't really eat anything before lunch. 209 00:19:22,558 --> 00:19:25,526 My breakfast is just black coffee and a cigarette. 210 00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:26,692 Do you mind? -Actually... 211 00:19:30,467 --> 00:19:31,532 So, 212 00:19:32,635 --> 00:19:34,568 what are you doing in Israel, if it's okay to ask? 213 00:19:34,603 --> 00:19:36,669 Of course, I'm a travel writer. 214 00:19:36,704 --> 00:19:38,770 I write a column for The New York Times. 215 00:19:38,805 --> 00:19:41,575 -Really? -Yeah, it's called "The Intrepid Traveler." 216 00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:42,642 "Intrepid"? 217 00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:44,446 Intrepid, it means... 218 00:19:44,679 --> 00:19:46,448 I don't know, resourceful? Brave? 219 00:19:46,483 --> 00:19:47,944 Someone who won't give up, 220 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:49,715 who's strong in the face of adversity. 221 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,421 It's just a name though. 222 00:19:52,753 --> 00:19:54,489 So you're not really intrepid? 223 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:55,886 I try to be. 224 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:58,658 The idea is to write about the... 225 00:19:58,693 --> 00:20:00,330 the city as it really is. 226 00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,234 The local city, not the... the touristy version. 227 00:20:04,930 --> 00:20:06,534 It's your first time in Tel Aviv? 228 00:20:06,899 --> 00:20:08,470 It's actually my second. 229 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,505 I was here for my Bar-Mitzvah. 230 00:20:10,804 --> 00:20:13,673 But that was in Jerusalem about 100 years ago. 231 00:20:14,544 --> 00:20:16,005 Probably wasn't such a great visit 232 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:17,644 if it took you so long to come back. 233 00:20:17,679 --> 00:20:19,514 You are right about that. 234 00:20:19,549 --> 00:20:21,351 It was kind of a difficult visit. 235 00:20:21,914 --> 00:20:23,419 My parents were... 236 00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:25,355 They were constantly fighting. 237 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,688 In fact, a couple of months after that they were divorced. 238 00:20:28,723 --> 00:20:30,261 -Oh... -Yeah. 239 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:32,989 So what did they say when you told them that you're coming back here? 240 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:33,924 Who? 241 00:20:34,729 --> 00:20:36,597 Oh, my parents, oh. 242 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,896 My mom passed away couple of years ago. 243 00:20:38,931 --> 00:20:39,930 I'm sorry, I have to remember 244 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:41,833 not to ask people over 50 this question, 245 00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:42,801 I always do that. 246 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,705 It's okay. 247 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,312 My dad is still very much alive and... 248 00:20:48,677 --> 00:20:51,513 I think he'll be happy when I tell him I came back. 249 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,253 Well, I hope this time you'll have a better experience. 250 00:20:55,453 --> 00:20:58,553 -Yeah. -I think Israelis really try to be nice to tourists. 251 00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:01,688 Yeah, they wanna feed you, they wanna tell you stories, 252 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:02,623 speak English with you 253 00:21:03,626 --> 00:21:04,295 even if they don't know how to speak English. 254 00:21:05,793 --> 00:21:07,397 They just want you to like them. 255 00:21:07,762 --> 00:21:09,300 Why do you think that is? 256 00:21:10,963 --> 00:21:12,270 I don't know. 257 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,404 Maybe it's because we are in the Middle East, 258 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:16,505 but we wanna be treated like we are in the West. 259 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,407 Wow. 260 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,936 Can I quote you on that? 261 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:21,543 Are you making fun of me? 262 00:21:21,578 --> 00:21:22,676 'Cause I was only trying to... 263 00:21:22,711 --> 00:21:24,975 No, no, I wasn't. I meant that. 264 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,042 That was interesting. 265 00:21:27,584 --> 00:21:28,616 Okay. 266 00:21:29,553 --> 00:21:30,783 So what's the plan? 267 00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,721 -You have a plan, right? -Oh, yes, yes. 268 00:21:34,756 --> 00:21:36,657 Not only do I have a plan, 269 00:21:36,857 --> 00:21:38,021 I have a list. 270 00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:40,727 Everything that's highlighted in yellow, 271 00:21:40,762 --> 00:21:42,696 that's top priority, then... 272 00:21:42,731 --> 00:21:44,060 Neve Tzedek. 273 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,700 Sarona, Manta Ray Beach, 274 00:21:46,735 --> 00:21:47,833 Tel Aviv Museum. 275 00:21:47,868 --> 00:21:49,505 Aren't all those the must-sees? 276 00:21:49,705 --> 00:21:50,935 Yeah, yeah, 277 00:21:52,171 --> 00:21:53,839 if you are a Jewish princess on her Birthright tour, yeah. 278 00:21:54,776 --> 00:21:57,579 These places are like the most cliché thing ever. 279 00:21:58,813 --> 00:21:59,515 Florentin? 280 00:22:00,518 --> 00:22:01,979 Yeah, we're not gonna go to Rothschild Boulevard, 281 00:22:02,014 --> 00:22:03,486 you've been there enough. 282 00:22:11,056 --> 00:22:11,824 What's wrong? 283 00:22:12,493 --> 00:22:13,430 They stole my fucking bike. 284 00:22:14,065 --> 00:22:14,860 Second time in six months. 285 00:22:14,895 --> 00:22:16,026 Alright... 286 00:22:16,567 --> 00:22:18,501 Alright, just calm down. 287 00:22:18,866 --> 00:22:19,898 I'm not sure I follow, 288 00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:22,131 you're saying you actually know who stole your bike? 289 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,033 Not exactly, 290 00:22:24,269 --> 00:22:25,871 but if I'm lucky they sold it to the bike shop over there. 291 00:22:27,107 --> 00:22:28,742 Last time those fuckers stole my bike, I found it there. 292 00:23:17,155 --> 00:23:19,122 He's lying, he said it's not my bike. 293 00:23:19,157 --> 00:23:21,597 He wants me to pay 500 shekels for my bike. 294 00:23:21,764 --> 00:23:23,929 Why don't you just call the police? It's your bike. 295 00:23:23,964 --> 00:23:25,634 Forget it, I don't want to do that. 296 00:23:25,669 --> 00:23:26,536 Why not? 297 00:23:27,372 --> 00:23:28,472 The police in this area are racists 298 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:30,903 and the immigrants, the money they'll have to pay a lawyer, 299 00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:32,872 they'll have to steal another 30 bikes. 300 00:23:32,907 --> 00:23:33,774 That's decent of you. 301 00:23:34,777 --> 00:23:35,776 I don't think I could be that cool about it. 302 00:23:36,612 --> 00:23:37,415 I mean, it is your bike, after all. 303 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:38,977 I know, I'm gonna come back later. 304 00:23:39,913 --> 00:23:41,012 I know this guy's son, I'll talk to him. 305 00:23:49,055 --> 00:23:50,428 Want some juice? 306 00:23:50,727 --> 00:23:51,693 Sure. 307 00:23:53,096 --> 00:23:54,157 This is the best pomegranate juice you're gonna get in Tel Aviv. 308 00:23:54,192 --> 00:23:55,565 Maybe in the world. 309 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:06,070 Do you have small change maybe? 310 00:24:08,679 --> 00:24:09,513 Thanks. 311 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,882 Oh, you're right, this is good. 312 00:24:15,917 --> 00:24:16,949 I told you. 313 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,995 Thirsty, huh? 314 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:31,128 Yeah. 315 00:24:34,034 --> 00:24:34,835 You hungry? 316 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,232 A little. 317 00:24:37,735 --> 00:24:39,642 'Cause there's a great restaurant I know with really great Israeli food. 318 00:24:40,172 --> 00:24:41,006 Sounds good. 319 00:24:41,842 --> 00:24:43,943 But we'll have to wait till 3:00. 320 00:24:44,176 --> 00:24:45,241 Why? 321 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,715 'Cause they have a Happy Hour. 322 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:48,486 Yeah, all the food is half price. 323 00:24:48,917 --> 00:24:51,115 Well, it's two hours from now. 324 00:24:51,150 --> 00:24:52,853 If you're hungry, we can go now. 325 00:24:52,888 --> 00:24:53,689 I'm happy to pay. 326 00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:56,054 No, no. It's okay, I can wait. 327 00:25:42,234 --> 00:25:45,169 It's our special hummus with "ful," like fava beans. 328 00:25:45,204 --> 00:25:45,906 Sounds good to me. 329 00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:49,580 -So, two hummus with ful. -Yeah. 330 00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:51,780 One meat soup, one Israeli salad, 331 00:25:51,815 --> 00:25:53,045 and rice with beans. 332 00:25:53,883 --> 00:25:55,014 -Okay. -Sounds great. 333 00:25:55,049 --> 00:25:56,246 How about some shots? On the house? 334 00:25:57,623 --> 00:25:59,282 No, no, I'm great, thank you. 335 00:26:00,791 --> 00:26:01,823 Okay. 336 00:26:01,858 --> 00:26:03,121 You never say no to free shots. 337 00:26:03,156 --> 00:26:04,760 I'm fine with beer, 338 00:26:06,063 --> 00:26:07,928 it's a little early in the day for me to start drinking arak. 339 00:26:07,963 --> 00:26:09,633 Don't worry, I'll drink yours. 340 00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:11,030 That's for you. 341 00:26:12,099 --> 00:26:13,230 That's for you. 342 00:26:15,069 --> 00:26:17,234 -L'chaim. -L'chaim. 343 00:26:27,081 --> 00:26:28,146 So... 344 00:26:29,382 --> 00:26:31,083 Do you write only about travel or also about other things? 345 00:26:31,118 --> 00:26:32,282 What do you mean? 346 00:26:32,317 --> 00:26:33,052 I googled you. 347 00:26:33,721 --> 00:26:35,054 I saw you wrote a book once, 348 00:26:36,157 --> 00:26:37,925 unless there's another writer named Michael Green. 349 00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,158 "Complications," 350 00:26:40,193 --> 00:26:42,193 it says it was a "thrilling debut." 351 00:26:42,228 --> 00:26:45,262 Yes, that was many, many, many years ago. 352 00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:46,769 What was it about? 353 00:26:48,168 --> 00:26:50,069 It's about the world I lived in back then. 354 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,742 New York City in the late '80s, early '90s. 355 00:26:53,074 --> 00:26:55,041 What, like AIDS and stuff like that? 356 00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:56,174 Well... 357 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,307 That's so depressing, 358 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,782 why does everything always has to go back to that? 359 00:27:00,651 --> 00:27:02,719 Well, I didn't go back, I was there. 360 00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:04,721 I sort of wrote the book in real-time. 361 00:27:04,954 --> 00:27:07,658 My first boyfriend, he... he died of AIDS. 362 00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:09,693 Fuck. 363 00:27:18,330 --> 00:27:19,362 Enjoy. 364 00:27:19,397 --> 00:27:20,737 Thank you. 365 00:27:21,267 --> 00:27:22,266 Thanks. 366 00:27:36,381 --> 00:27:37,919 Is that not what you ordered? 367 00:27:37,954 --> 00:27:39,888 It is, but I said no onion. 368 00:27:39,923 --> 00:27:40,350 I hate it. 369 00:27:41,186 --> 00:27:42,858 How do you eat food without onions, 370 00:27:42,893 --> 00:27:44,354 that's what gives it all the flavor. 371 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:45,322 Ichs. 372 00:27:46,193 --> 00:27:46,994 What? 373 00:27:47,930 --> 00:27:51,295 Ah, "ichs," it's like Hebrew for "yuck." 374 00:27:51,803 --> 00:27:52,835 Ah. 375 00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:53,671 Icks. 376 00:27:54,135 --> 00:27:55,970 Not "icks." Ichs. 377 00:27:56,940 --> 00:27:58,104 Ichs. 378 00:28:03,276 --> 00:28:05,749 So, um, what about you, Tomer? 379 00:28:06,048 --> 00:28:08,279 What kind of movies do you wanna make in the future? 380 00:28:08,919 --> 00:28:10,314 Why in the future? I'm already making them. 381 00:28:10,349 --> 00:28:11,788 Oh, great. 382 00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,053 So, what are they about? 383 00:28:13,891 --> 00:28:15,220 What are they about? 384 00:28:16,058 --> 00:28:18,058 It's hard to explain. 385 00:28:18,093 --> 00:28:20,995 It's kind of "artistic horror," I guess, 386 00:28:21,030 --> 00:28:25,131 but I don't wanna, like, put it in a box, you know? I... 387 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:28,035 I wanna make films that will punch you in the face, you know? 388 00:28:28,070 --> 00:28:31,170 I'd rather make my audience vomit than just being fine with it. 389 00:28:32,206 --> 00:28:35,845 Yeah, I think cinema should physically shake you up, 390 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,473 like, like a rollercoaster. 391 00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:40,817 Okay. 392 00:28:46,484 --> 00:28:47,890 You have my number if you need anything. 393 00:28:49,059 --> 00:28:50,288 Yeah. You have everything you need from the apartment? 394 00:28:50,323 --> 00:28:51,256 Yeah. 395 00:28:52,061 --> 00:28:53,225 Where are you staying? 396 00:28:53,997 --> 00:28:54,829 Last night I went to my mother, 397 00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:57,130 but I don't do it again, it's too far. 398 00:28:57,561 --> 00:28:59,165 Where will you be tonight? 399 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:00,804 Not sure. 400 00:29:03,006 --> 00:29:04,808 You know what's the shittiest thing? 401 00:29:06,108 --> 00:29:07,778 Maybe I forgot to lock them. 402 00:29:08,913 --> 00:29:10,308 I forget sometimes. 403 00:29:11,311 --> 00:29:13,784 So, have fun, yeah? 404 00:29:13,819 --> 00:29:14,950 Enjoy real Tel Aviv. 405 00:29:16,316 --> 00:29:17,414 Wait. 406 00:29:18,384 --> 00:29:20,120 What don't you just stay here tonight? 407 00:29:20,155 --> 00:29:22,188 Until you figure something out. 408 00:29:22,223 --> 00:29:23,519 Thanks, but it's cool. 409 00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:26,456 I'm used to subletting my place and crashing at other people's. 410 00:29:27,063 --> 00:29:28,095 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 411 00:29:28,130 --> 00:29:30,295 I mean, you could stay on the sofa. 412 00:29:30,902 --> 00:29:33,804 Maybe in return you could continue to be my tour guide. 413 00:29:34,202 --> 00:29:36,807 Keep showing me around the city like you did today? 414 00:29:38,074 --> 00:29:39,777 -Are you serious? -Yeah. 415 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:44,309 What if I'm like, a serial killer? 416 00:29:44,344 --> 00:29:46,344 Or you, you could be a serial killer. I mean, 417 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,082 you never know. 418 00:30:02,362 --> 00:30:04,032 It's that one. 419 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:19,916 So, I could just be here. 420 00:30:20,215 --> 00:30:22,479 And you don't have to worry about me. 421 00:30:22,514 --> 00:30:23,513 Okay. 422 00:32:20,434 --> 00:32:21,664 Very well done. 423 00:32:23,767 --> 00:32:25,074 Okay. 424 00:32:25,274 --> 00:32:26,504 Anything else? 425 00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:31,608 Horror movies aren't really my thing, to be honest. I... 426 00:32:32,578 --> 00:32:35,348 -I don't always understand -You don't need to understand. 427 00:32:35,383 --> 00:32:37,086 It's... it's what you feel. 428 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,220 It's a physical experience. 429 00:32:39,255 --> 00:32:41,222 Oh, so, it's not meant to be scary? 430 00:32:41,257 --> 00:32:42,718 It's not meant to be anything, 431 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,720 it's what you bring to it, it's... 432 00:32:45,195 --> 00:32:46,359 it's what you see. 433 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:48,427 Oh, interesting. 434 00:32:50,365 --> 00:32:51,694 "Interesting..." 435 00:32:51,729 --> 00:32:52,398 What? 436 00:32:53,033 --> 00:32:54,169 You're probably into what? 437 00:32:54,204 --> 00:32:56,171 Romantic comedies, musicals? 438 00:32:56,635 --> 00:32:57,568 Is that a crime? 439 00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:58,536 No, 440 00:32:59,805 --> 00:33:01,671 but it's very unoriginal to be a gay man who loves musicals. 441 00:33:03,107 --> 00:33:04,542 What, do you have like a poster of Liza Minnelli in your living room? 442 00:33:07,052 --> 00:33:08,282 What's wrong with musicals? 443 00:33:08,812 --> 00:33:11,318 Nothing, and that's the problem. 444 00:33:11,353 --> 00:33:13,683 Everyone is so happy and so gay. 445 00:33:13,718 --> 00:33:14,618 And what's wrong with that? 446 00:33:15,754 --> 00:33:17,555 It's not a question of wrong, it's a question of... 447 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:20,426 Not all of us like cheesy romance and happy endings. 448 00:33:25,664 --> 00:33:26,432 Tomer! 449 00:33:33,144 --> 00:33:35,111 Michael, Daria. Daria, Michael. 450 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,113 Hey, it's nice to meet you. 451 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:40,149 We just saw you in Tomer's film, 452 00:33:40,448 --> 00:33:41,282 you were very good. 453 00:33:42,118 --> 00:33:42,481 Don't believe him, he didn't like it. 454 00:33:43,385 --> 00:33:44,384 I did. 455 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,156 You're welcome to come in. 456 00:33:56,827 --> 00:33:58,695 Daria and her boyfriend Amir had a fight. 457 00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:00,301 We didn't fight, we broke up. 458 00:34:00,336 --> 00:34:02,105 Don't worry, this happens every two weeks. 459 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:04,437 I think they do it just to have a lot of make-up sex. 460 00:34:04,472 --> 00:34:06,109 This time it's different, Tomer. 461 00:34:06,144 --> 00:34:08,342 -What did he do this time? -What did he do? 462 00:34:08,377 --> 00:34:11,147 Well, right in the middle of rehearsal he stops everything 463 00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:12,346 and says I'm ruining the dance. 464 00:34:12,381 --> 00:34:12,775 Me? 465 00:34:13,477 --> 00:34:14,645 He cursed me in fucking Arabic 466 00:34:15,881 --> 00:34:17,054 and it wasn't about anything that happened in the rehearsal, 467 00:34:18,424 --> 00:34:20,585 it was all about something I said about his family a few days ago. 468 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:22,191 What did you say about his family? 469 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:23,753 That maybe he shouldn't invite them. 470 00:34:23,788 --> 00:34:25,392 That maybe it's not for them, 471 00:34:25,427 --> 00:34:26,822 maybe it's too provocative. 472 00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:30,067 I didn't say it in a racist way, you know? 473 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:31,827 In what? 474 00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:33,136 -Racist way! -Oh. 475 00:34:34,339 --> 00:34:36,106 Fuck, I don't know if I want my parents to come either. 476 00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,339 Daria and Amir have a dance show that opens tomorrow. 477 00:34:38,374 --> 00:34:40,671 Oh, great! I love dance. 478 00:34:40,706 --> 00:34:41,705 Yeah. 479 00:34:44,776 --> 00:34:47,381 Here, you're invited. 480 00:34:49,616 --> 00:34:51,484 Oh, it's interesting. 481 00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:52,584 Is this Arabic? 482 00:34:53,620 --> 00:34:55,356 Yes, Amir is Arabic. 483 00:34:55,391 --> 00:34:57,655 And also a pain in the ass. 484 00:34:57,690 --> 00:35:00,691 So everything we do has to have Arabic in it. 485 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:02,858 Even if it's not connected at all. 486 00:35:02,893 --> 00:35:05,432 Tomorrow is their premiere and then they're moving to Berlin together. 487 00:35:05,467 --> 00:35:07,665 -Yeah... -Wait, you're leaving Israel? 488 00:35:08,635 --> 00:35:09,401 Yes. 489 00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:10,899 But I thought you were breaking up. 490 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,340 We are breaking up. 491 00:35:12,375 --> 00:35:13,638 So why are you moving to Berlin with him? 492 00:35:15,411 --> 00:35:16,608 My best friend is dumping me. 493 00:35:16,643 --> 00:35:18,313 I told you, you could come too, 494 00:35:18,348 --> 00:35:19,215 but you didn't want to. 495 00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:22,383 Of course I want to but I need to finish university first, you know. 496 00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,780 Tomer can't move away 497 00:35:23,815 --> 00:35:26,288 because his mother is stuck in the kibbutz. 498 00:35:26,323 --> 00:35:27,487 He will never leave her. 499 00:35:27,522 --> 00:35:28,158 That's bullshit. 500 00:35:29,425 --> 00:35:31,821 So, what do you plan on doing in Berlin? 501 00:35:33,726 --> 00:35:36,265 Basically the same thing, dance, 502 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,300 only with some more people in the audience. 503 00:35:38,335 --> 00:35:41,303 Maybe there I can afford more than a kid's meal at McDonald's. 504 00:35:41,338 --> 00:35:42,436 Wow. 505 00:35:42,471 --> 00:35:44,141 Is that the big dream then? 506 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:46,935 What, a Big Mac? 507 00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,706 Oh, no, I'm fine. Thank you. 508 00:35:49,478 --> 00:35:50,543 I don't know... 509 00:35:51,746 --> 00:35:53,447 I guess I've just given up trying to make it happen here. 510 00:35:54,384 --> 00:35:55,416 Why? 511 00:35:58,553 --> 00:36:00,817 It's so hard to be an artist here, you know? 512 00:36:00,852 --> 00:36:02,885 You have to beg the government for budgets 513 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,392 and then pray that anyone comes, 514 00:36:04,427 --> 00:36:07,263 especially if your partner is a Palestinian. 515 00:36:08,332 --> 00:36:11,234 A couple of years ago, we had a big new show. 516 00:36:12,435 --> 00:36:14,369 A week before the premiere, 517 00:36:14,965 --> 00:36:16,899 everything in Gaza got crazy. 518 00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:18,736 Like, missile attacks, bombings, 519 00:36:18,771 --> 00:36:20,177 you know, all that shit. 520 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:23,840 And at the end we performed in front of three people. 521 00:36:23,875 --> 00:36:25,215 Tomer was one of them. 522 00:36:27,318 --> 00:36:30,583 Well, I hate to be the guy who says, "When I was your age," but... 523 00:36:30,618 --> 00:36:31,683 "When I was your age..." 524 00:36:31,718 --> 00:36:33,586 But, really, 525 00:36:34,556 --> 00:36:36,952 we protested, we got arrested. 526 00:36:37,427 --> 00:36:39,493 We did everything we could to change the world. 527 00:36:40,397 --> 00:36:41,660 Maybe it wasn't very much, 528 00:36:41,695 --> 00:36:44,465 but some... some things did change. 529 00:36:48,603 --> 00:36:49,734 I don't know, 530 00:36:50,572 --> 00:36:52,902 maybe this is my protest, 531 00:36:52,937 --> 00:36:57,346 to leave this place and think only of myself for once. 532 00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,578 To really live, 533 00:36:58,976 --> 00:37:00,613 not only survive. 534 00:37:02,716 --> 00:37:04,947 Isn't it odd that you're moving to Germany? 535 00:37:05,521 --> 00:37:08,720 A place that symbolizes Jewish tragedy. 536 00:37:19,469 --> 00:37:19,995 What's so funny? 537 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:22,965 Nothing, we're just high, but you know that Berlin is like 538 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,802 the coolest place for many years. 539 00:37:24,837 --> 00:37:26,738 Tons of young Israelis move there. 540 00:37:39,621 --> 00:37:40,587 Come. 541 00:39:38,938 --> 00:39:39,805 Michael! 542 00:39:58,793 --> 00:39:59,792 Hey. 543 00:40:01,059 --> 00:40:02,498 Look what I have. 544 00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:05,897 -Wow. -I cut class today 545 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,703 and on the way here I stopped at this like second-hand bookshop 546 00:40:09,738 --> 00:40:11,001 and that's where I found it. 547 00:40:11,036 --> 00:40:12,035 How cool is that? 548 00:40:15,172 --> 00:40:16,171 Tomer. 549 00:40:48,876 --> 00:40:49,908 Bye. 550 00:40:59,183 --> 00:41:00,622 Is that your boyfriend? 551 00:41:02,252 --> 00:41:03,757 I don't have a boyfriend. 552 00:41:04,694 --> 00:41:06,496 We're just hanging out, that's all. 553 00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:10,060 He wanted more, but I'm not into all that. 554 00:41:10,799 --> 00:41:11,897 Why? 555 00:41:13,065 --> 00:41:13,701 Just not. 556 00:41:14,937 --> 00:41:18,508 People today are so desperate for love and relationships, 557 00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:19,674 so when they meet someone cool 558 00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:22,479 they immediately want to define and label and... 559 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:26,241 I mean, why would I wanna have sex with only one person, you know? 560 00:41:27,145 --> 00:41:29,585 I don't wanna tie myself down to anyone. 561 00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,949 A man, a woman. 562 00:41:30,984 --> 00:41:32,214 One partner, two partners, 563 00:41:32,249 --> 00:41:34,689 even 100 partners, you know? I just... 564 00:41:35,824 --> 00:41:37,824 I want to enjoy everything life has to offer. 565 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:43,731 Sure, but one of the things this world has to offer is the... 566 00:41:43,766 --> 00:41:45,601 the love of another human being. 567 00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,934 Some might even say it's the best thing life has to offer. 568 00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:54,709 Do you still fuck? 569 00:41:55,976 --> 00:41:57,074 Excuse me? 570 00:41:57,879 --> 00:41:58,944 You and... 571 00:41:58,979 --> 00:42:00,979 David, you still have sex? 572 00:42:01,982 --> 00:42:03,883 -Well... -You don't have to answer this question 573 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:05,247 -if you don't want to. -No, no. 574 00:42:05,282 --> 00:42:08,855 I'm perfectly okay answering, it's just that, well... 575 00:42:09,957 --> 00:42:12,760 Yeah, we do occasionally have sex. 576 00:42:13,994 --> 00:42:15,125 Occasionally? 577 00:42:15,831 --> 00:42:16,830 What does it mean? 578 00:42:18,064 --> 00:42:20,702 What does that mean? It means occasionally. 579 00:42:22,299 --> 00:42:24,607 Obviously, as a relationship evolves 580 00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:27,269 some things happen less frequently than they once did. 581 00:42:27,711 --> 00:42:29,909 And I'm not just talking about sex. 582 00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:31,845 Lots of things change. 583 00:42:32,947 --> 00:42:34,650 So you have an open relationship? 584 00:42:34,685 --> 00:42:35,882 No... 585 00:42:36,753 --> 00:42:37,785 Not as far as I know. 586 00:42:39,954 --> 00:42:41,052 Wow. 587 00:42:42,255 --> 00:42:43,923 I can't imagine no sex-life, I mean, that would kill me. 588 00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:45,595 Well, I didn't say there was no... 589 00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:47,157 Forget about sex, just... 590 00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,895 kissing. 591 00:42:49,194 --> 00:42:50,930 I mean, don't you miss it? Like... 592 00:42:51,768 --> 00:42:54,769 Like a really good kiss that makes you forget about everything, 593 00:42:54,804 --> 00:42:55,638 you know? 594 00:42:59,237 --> 00:43:00,269 You're a funny one. 595 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,645 Why? 596 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:06,011 Because for Mr. I-don't-want-a-boyfriend- 597 00:43:06,046 --> 00:43:06,979 no-happy-endings, 598 00:43:08,115 --> 00:43:11,148 you sound pretty romantic about the power of a kiss. 599 00:43:16,287 --> 00:43:17,858 I'm gonna take a shower. 600 00:44:35,333 --> 00:44:36,365 Hey! Hey! 601 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,708 It's okay, it's okay. Shh... 602 00:44:38,941 --> 00:44:40,369 Shh... 603 00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:42,745 Hey! 604 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:47,046 He fell in the water. 605 00:44:48,214 --> 00:44:49,279 I'm sorry, I was just worried he might... 606 00:44:51,756 --> 00:44:53,283 -Michal! -I was just, I was only trying to help, 607 00:44:53,318 --> 00:44:54,449 I saw the baby going in the water. 608 00:44:56,926 --> 00:44:58,827 I was only trying to help, I saw him fall and... 609 00:44:58,862 --> 00:44:59,322 It's okay. 610 00:45:04,164 --> 00:45:05,064 I'm really sorry. 611 00:45:05,966 --> 00:45:06,868 -Come on. -It's okay, forget about it. 612 00:45:15,043 --> 00:45:16,207 Jesus. 613 00:46:02,519 --> 00:46:03,518 Hey you. 614 00:46:03,553 --> 00:46:04,420 Hi. 615 00:46:05,126 --> 00:46:06,356 Everything okay? 616 00:46:06,556 --> 00:46:08,160 Yeah, everything's fine. 617 00:46:08,195 --> 00:46:09,524 Tried you earlier. 618 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:11,064 I know, I was busy. 619 00:46:13,068 --> 00:46:16,102 Okay, listen, I just, I talked to Suzanne, 620 00:46:16,137 --> 00:46:18,170 I know she called you earlier, 621 00:46:18,205 --> 00:46:20,271 she wasn't supposed to do that. 622 00:46:20,306 --> 00:46:21,910 I'm really sorry, okay? 623 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:23,373 But let's just wait till you get home 624 00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:25,012 and we can talk about this together, 625 00:46:25,047 --> 00:46:25,782 just the two of us. 626 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:29,511 I mean, at the end of the day, this is good news, right? 627 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,822 Yeah, I thought it was something we were supposed to be doing together. 628 00:46:33,154 --> 00:46:34,087 Michael, come on, 629 00:46:35,423 --> 00:46:37,992 you realize this is just the first step of a very long process. 630 00:46:38,027 --> 00:46:41,094 -Don't you remember? -I realize you want this more than I do, 631 00:46:41,129 --> 00:46:43,932 enough to, you know, go get the ball rolling behind my back. 632 00:46:44,594 --> 00:46:46,869 No, actually, I... 633 00:46:48,466 --> 00:46:51,038 Michael, no balls are rolling 634 00:46:51,073 --> 00:46:52,402 and if you don't wanna talk to her 635 00:46:52,437 --> 00:46:55,108 I will call Suzanne and I will let her know. 636 00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:57,880 But from the information that has been shared with me 637 00:46:57,915 --> 00:47:00,047 this woman sounds pretty amazing. 638 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:03,116 -Maybe even better than Ashley. -I don't wanna meet her. 639 00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:05,316 I don't wanna meet anyone. 640 00:47:05,549 --> 00:47:06,922 Wait, what do you mean? 641 00:47:07,353 --> 00:47:09,023 I want us to let it go. 642 00:47:10,323 --> 00:47:12,092 -Let what go? -You know what. 643 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:15,029 This, the baby. 644 00:47:15,229 --> 00:47:16,327 All of it. 645 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:18,065 Maybe it was a mistake. 646 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,563 Michael, I'm very sorry this happened, 647 00:47:21,598 --> 00:47:24,269 but you don't get to just unilaterally decide this, 648 00:47:24,304 --> 00:47:25,941 -we got to talk about... -Hold on. 649 00:47:29,144 --> 00:47:31,540 Sorry to disturb, but we need to go if we don't wanna be late. 650 00:47:31,575 --> 00:47:33,443 Of course, just give me a second. 651 00:47:33,478 --> 00:47:34,477 Okay. 652 00:47:41,387 --> 00:47:42,320 Who was that? 653 00:47:42,355 --> 00:47:44,927 It was my... landlord. 654 00:47:45,325 --> 00:47:46,962 He's invited me to a dance thing. 655 00:47:46,997 --> 00:47:47,930 A dance thing? 656 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,427 Yes, some of his friends are performing at something, 657 00:47:50,462 --> 00:47:52,165 I really should get going. 658 00:47:52,530 --> 00:47:53,529 Fine. 659 00:47:54,301 --> 00:47:55,905 -Enjoy the dance. -Yeah, okay. 660 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:01,321 Come dance with us. 661 00:51:02,023 --> 00:51:03,323 Ah, I think I'm gonna go home. 662 00:51:04,359 --> 00:51:05,754 -What? -Yeah, I've had a few too many drinks 663 00:51:05,789 --> 00:51:07,096 and you know, all the jetlag. 664 00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:07,789 Have some MD. 665 00:51:08,625 --> 00:51:09,824 -What? -MDMA, it will wake you up. 666 00:51:09,859 --> 00:51:11,364 I'm good, thank you. 667 00:51:11,795 --> 00:51:12,629 Ever tried it? 668 00:51:13,598 --> 00:51:15,467 Ah, yes, I've tried some back in my twenties. 669 00:51:16,338 --> 00:51:17,370 The 1920s? 670 00:51:17,570 --> 00:51:18,767 Very funny. 671 00:51:20,639 --> 00:51:22,738 Go, go, have a good time. 672 00:51:23,510 --> 00:51:24,278 I'll see you back home. 673 00:51:44,696 --> 00:51:46,399 Wow, home already? 674 00:51:46,434 --> 00:51:47,796 What, the party is over? 675 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:49,567 You're wearing pajamas. 676 00:51:50,405 --> 00:51:51,503 Yes, I am, and? 677 00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:53,274 Who wears pajamas? 678 00:51:53,507 --> 00:51:54,539 A lot of people. 679 00:51:54,739 --> 00:51:56,772 Really? Where? In Downton Abbey? 680 00:51:57,874 --> 00:52:01,447 Well, my dad wore pajamas, my grandfather did as well, 681 00:52:01,779 --> 00:52:05,220 which makes me a proud third-generation pajama wearer. 682 00:52:06,289 --> 00:52:07,750 Exactly, it's a grandfather thing. 683 00:52:09,754 --> 00:52:12,260 Why do you always gotta make me feel like such an old man? 684 00:52:12,724 --> 00:52:14,757 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do that, 685 00:52:14,792 --> 00:52:16,660 I don't see you as an old man, really. 686 00:52:19,269 --> 00:52:20,400 What's that? 687 00:52:20,963 --> 00:52:22,600 This guy on "Atraf." 688 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:23,700 "Atraf"? 689 00:52:23,735 --> 00:52:25,669 The Israeli Grindr. 690 00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:27,473 Oh, okay. 691 00:52:28,839 --> 00:52:31,675 So this guy is texting me all the time 692 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:33,908 and he wants me to treat him like a chair. 693 00:52:34,647 --> 00:52:36,383 And it's a pity, 'cause look, he's really hot. 694 00:52:38,486 --> 00:52:39,881 I really don't get this. 695 00:52:40,587 --> 00:52:41,586 What's not to get? 696 00:52:42,722 --> 00:52:44,820 I don't know, ordering in sex like it's a pizza. 697 00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:47,559 How is that any way to meet somebody? 698 00:52:47,594 --> 00:52:49,792 A quick way, no drama. 699 00:52:51,499 --> 00:52:52,894 You see, all these guys are very close. 700 00:52:57,571 --> 00:52:58,471 What do you think about him? 701 00:53:00,376 --> 00:53:01,639 He's good looking. 702 00:53:03,247 --> 00:53:04,642 -Really? -Yeah, I mean... 703 00:53:04,677 --> 00:53:07,546 Come on, how do you resist a body like that? 704 00:53:08,945 --> 00:53:10,582 Should I ask him to come over? 705 00:53:12,421 --> 00:53:13,519 What, for me? 706 00:53:14,258 --> 00:53:15,124 For us. 707 00:53:16,821 --> 00:53:18,887 I have... I don't know, I don't think so. 708 00:53:18,922 --> 00:53:21,263 Too late, he's gonna be here in 7 minutes. 709 00:53:28,503 --> 00:53:29,568 Hi. 710 00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:30,899 Hi. 711 00:53:36,038 --> 00:53:37,246 Hi. 712 00:53:38,579 --> 00:53:39,413 Hi. 713 00:53:39,448 --> 00:53:40,180 I'm Michael. 714 00:53:41,318 --> 00:53:43,417 Kobi. Nice... nice to meet you. 715 00:53:45,652 --> 00:53:47,388 Come on in, have a seat. 716 00:53:58,027 --> 00:53:58,828 Nice pajamas. 717 00:53:59,797 --> 00:54:02,766 Thanks, they've been in my family for years. 718 00:54:10,446 --> 00:54:11,544 Where are you from? 719 00:54:11,777 --> 00:54:14,646 I'm, uh, from the US. New York City. 720 00:54:15,484 --> 00:54:16,714 Cool, cool. 721 00:54:17,354 --> 00:54:19,519 I never been, I would love to go. 722 00:54:21,556 --> 00:54:22,522 Well, you should. 723 00:54:22,887 --> 00:54:23,721 I will. 724 00:54:24,590 --> 00:54:26,757 It's very expensive right now, but... 725 00:54:27,089 --> 00:54:28,297 I will. 726 00:54:42,775 --> 00:54:44,973 Are you two a couple? 727 00:54:46,647 --> 00:54:49,351 No, no, I'm here on business. 728 00:54:50,013 --> 00:54:52,046 Okay, what do you do? 729 00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:54,686 I'm a journalist. A writer. 730 00:54:54,721 --> 00:54:56,358 He writes for The New York Times, 731 00:54:56,591 --> 00:54:57,854 so you better be good. 732 00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,537 Good night. 733 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,153 Oh, fuck... 734 00:57:52,866 --> 00:57:53,832 Fuck. 735 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:03,710 Michael. 736 00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:56,086 Hey, what's going on? 737 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,923 Hi, Tomer. 738 00:59:58,387 --> 00:59:59,958 I think it's best if I got a hotel. 739 00:59:59,993 --> 01:00:01,322 -What? -I really need to work and... 740 01:00:01,357 --> 01:00:02,664 Why? What happened? 741 01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:06,030 Don't worry, you'll be paid in full. 742 01:00:06,065 --> 01:00:06,664 Why are you going? 743 01:00:07,429 --> 01:00:09,297 -Are you Michael? -Yes. 744 01:00:09,332 --> 01:00:11,772 Michael, wait, please. I got us muffins, come on. 745 01:00:11,807 --> 01:00:12,905 Stay. 746 01:00:13,171 --> 01:00:14,973 You have one more night, why would you... 747 01:00:15,206 --> 01:00:17,910 Also my mom wants you to come to the kibbutz for dinner, she... 748 01:00:18,275 --> 01:00:19,846 She's cooking non-stop since last night, 749 01:00:19,881 --> 01:00:20,880 she'll kill me if you don't come. 750 01:00:33,026 --> 01:00:34,157 Stay. 751 01:00:35,325 --> 01:00:36,995 It's okay, you can go. 752 01:01:31,447 --> 01:01:33,084 See this place over there? 753 01:01:34,087 --> 01:01:35,922 There was my first kiss. 754 01:01:36,793 --> 01:01:38,254 Maya Noodleman. 755 01:01:38,289 --> 01:01:40,256 We were 11. 756 01:01:40,995 --> 01:01:43,831 Yeah... We went behind one of the machines and kissed 757 01:01:43,866 --> 01:01:45,294 until she started to cry, 758 01:01:45,835 --> 01:01:47,395 'cause a bee stung her in the eye. 759 01:01:49,905 --> 01:01:50,431 They used to make honey here, 760 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:53,775 that's what made the kibbutz so famous. 761 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:54,908 Oh, sweet, 762 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:56,778 never been to a honey factory. 763 01:01:57,044 --> 01:01:59,473 Oh no, they stopped making honey here many years ago. 764 01:02:00,014 --> 01:02:01,882 They sold everything to some... 765 01:02:02,214 --> 01:02:05,754 giant global corporation, you know. 766 01:02:06,086 --> 01:02:08,383 They still use the kibbutz logo for sales. 767 01:02:08,418 --> 01:02:10,385 To keep it authentic, you know. 768 01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:11,727 That's a pity. 769 01:02:12,389 --> 01:02:14,290 Yeah, maybe. 770 01:02:32,178 --> 01:02:33,441 Nice to meet you, I'm Malka. 771 01:02:33,476 --> 01:02:35,377 I'm Michael, really nice to meet you. 772 01:02:41,385 --> 01:02:44,925 I'm very sorry I didn't have much time to prepare a lot. 773 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,191 Tomer only told me that you are coming in the last minute. 774 01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:54,363 -This is so wonderful. -Thank you. 775 01:02:54,398 --> 01:02:56,398 Especially this, what's this called again? 776 01:02:59,304 --> 01:03:02,107 It's my mom's top-secret pumpkin tahini. 777 01:03:02,274 --> 01:03:04,274 She won't reveal the recipe to anyone. 778 01:03:04,309 --> 01:03:07,211 I don't blame her, it's really delicious, thank you. 779 01:03:07,851 --> 01:03:09,785 Tomer is also a good cook. 780 01:03:10,051 --> 01:03:12,854 He knows how to make a good Israeli breakfast. 781 01:03:13,549 --> 01:03:15,087 Have you made him one? 782 01:03:15,386 --> 01:03:16,990 Didn't have the time yet. 783 01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,388 How long are you going to stay? 784 01:03:20,490 --> 01:03:21,929 I leave tomorrow. 785 01:03:21,964 --> 01:03:23,964 -Already? -Yeah, just here for work. 786 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:27,968 The idea is to see how much I can discover about a city 787 01:03:28,003 --> 01:03:28,430 in just five days. 788 01:03:29,366 --> 01:03:31,400 And what did you discover about Tel Aviv? 789 01:03:34,878 --> 01:03:36,009 I don't know... 790 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,473 Maybe that it's full of contradictions? 791 01:03:38,508 --> 01:03:41,245 You know, it's chaotic and tense, 792 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,017 but at the same time it's completely laid back. 793 01:03:45,383 --> 01:03:46,954 It's unlike any other place I've visited. 794 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:50,320 But that maybe because Tomer here was my guide. 795 01:03:51,026 --> 01:03:54,390 I've enjoyed having him around, seeing the city through his eyes. 796 01:03:55,030 --> 01:03:56,964 I'm sure the feeling is mutual. 797 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:58,933 He never brings anyone back to the kibbutz. 798 01:04:00,970 --> 01:04:02,167 I'm embarrassing you? 799 01:04:03,269 --> 01:04:06,171 I used to be the cool mom, once upon a time. 800 01:04:06,206 --> 01:04:07,436 I was in all his movies, 801 01:04:08,439 --> 01:04:11,407 but now if only he could, he would, poof, 802 01:04:11,442 --> 01:04:12,375 make me disappear. 803 01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,212 I wouldn't make you disappear, 804 01:04:14,412 --> 01:04:16,313 but I might hit the mute button sometimes. 805 01:04:22,992 --> 01:04:24,057 Do you have children, Michael? 806 01:04:25,357 --> 01:04:26,928 No, no, I don't. 807 01:04:27,524 --> 01:04:29,227 And you've never wanted any? 808 01:04:30,131 --> 01:04:33,000 Tomer mentioned that you have a partner for many years. 809 01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:36,003 Yes, well, when we were the right age, 810 01:04:36,038 --> 01:04:38,599 it was much less common for gay men to have children, 811 01:04:38,634 --> 01:04:41,437 and now that it's actually a viable option... 812 01:04:42,209 --> 01:04:43,406 I guess we're just too old. 813 01:04:43,441 --> 01:04:45,144 What are you talking about? 814 01:04:45,179 --> 01:04:47,949 Here in the kibbutz there is a couple, two women, 815 01:04:47,984 --> 01:04:49,280 not young at all, 816 01:04:49,315 --> 01:04:51,150 that just had beautiful twins. 817 01:04:51,185 --> 01:04:52,349 Everything is possible now. 818 01:04:53,022 --> 01:04:54,483 You know, if only I could, 819 01:04:54,518 --> 01:04:56,584 I would have a few more like him. 820 01:04:57,092 --> 01:04:58,993 That's the only one thing I... 821 01:05:03,197 --> 01:05:04,933 -Regret. -Regret, yeah. 822 01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:06,429 Not having more children. 823 01:05:07,531 --> 01:05:09,267 You know, I had him on my own, 824 01:05:09,302 --> 01:05:12,006 well, with a little help from the sperm bank, 825 01:05:12,437 --> 01:05:15,108 also not the most traditional thing, 826 01:05:15,143 --> 01:05:16,978 especially here in the kibbutz. 827 01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:19,310 Everybody said, "This is not right, 828 01:05:19,345 --> 01:05:21,543 "a child should grow up with a father," 829 01:05:21,578 --> 01:05:23,314 but I think it's bullshit. 830 01:05:23,349 --> 01:05:24,645 Father, mother... 831 01:05:25,054 --> 01:05:27,582 The only thing a child needs to grow up is love. 832 01:05:28,189 --> 01:05:30,189 Well, you did a great job with this one, 833 01:05:30,521 --> 01:05:31,960 congratulations. 834 01:05:33,557 --> 01:05:34,358 L'chaim! 835 01:05:35,361 --> 01:05:36,393 But listen, Michael, 836 01:05:37,132 --> 01:05:38,692 it's never too late to have a child. 837 01:05:39,761 --> 01:05:41,563 Any time is the right time. 838 01:05:42,632 --> 01:05:45,105 I'm sure your parents wanted grandchildren, 839 01:05:45,140 --> 01:05:46,700 all parents want grandchildren. 840 01:05:48,506 --> 01:05:51,177 My father certainly didn't, at least not from me. 841 01:05:51,608 --> 01:05:55,412 I mean, when I told him we were even thinking about surrogacy, 842 01:05:55,711 --> 01:05:57,348 he said we were crazy. 843 01:05:57,383 --> 01:05:58,382 That the world had gone mad 844 01:05:59,651 --> 01:06:01,220 for allowing two men to even think about having children. 845 01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:03,189 He will change his mind 846 01:06:04,258 --> 01:06:05,719 once you'll bring him a grandchild, believe me. 847 01:06:08,724 --> 01:06:10,031 I'm not so sure about that. 848 01:06:11,034 --> 01:06:11,626 Why not? 849 01:06:16,039 --> 01:06:18,336 Well, the truth is, 850 01:06:18,569 --> 01:06:20,569 we did try, my husband and I. 851 01:06:21,275 --> 01:06:23,044 Quite recently, in fact. 852 01:06:23,079 --> 01:06:24,210 We... 853 01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,212 we found a wonderful surrogate, 854 01:06:26,247 --> 01:06:28,445 she got pregnant almost immediately. 855 01:06:29,679 --> 01:06:32,746 And everything went really, really well. 856 01:06:34,453 --> 01:06:36,684 We were so happy waiting, you remember what that's like. 857 01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:40,028 All the preparations, we... 858 01:06:40,063 --> 01:06:42,723 we turned the guest room into a nursery and... 859 01:06:43,528 --> 01:06:45,561 And then six months ago, 860 01:06:46,267 --> 01:06:48,762 we made it to the delivery room and... 861 01:06:49,468 --> 01:06:50,731 And things went... 862 01:06:51,470 --> 01:06:52,766 Well, not so good. 863 01:06:54,176 --> 01:06:56,044 We lost our baby. 864 01:06:58,378 --> 01:06:59,542 Oh. 865 01:07:01,777 --> 01:07:03,315 My father, he... 866 01:07:03,548 --> 01:07:07,220 He came to the hospital and he didn't say a thing to me. 867 01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:09,090 Didn't hug me or anything, 868 01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,455 he just stood there with this look on his face, like: 869 01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:13,226 "See? See, I told you so." 870 01:07:18,299 --> 01:07:19,430 Oh my god, 871 01:07:20,334 --> 01:07:21,696 I'm so sorry, I... 872 01:07:22,765 --> 01:07:24,534 didn't mean to spoil the dinner. 873 01:07:27,869 --> 01:07:29,671 It's not as if I actually knew her, 874 01:07:29,706 --> 01:07:32,146 she was, you know, she was just a newborn. 875 01:07:33,281 --> 01:07:35,545 We never even really had a chance to bond with her, 876 01:07:35,580 --> 01:07:37,217 just the idea of her. 877 01:07:39,122 --> 01:07:40,352 In any case, 878 01:07:40,387 --> 01:07:42,156 we've put it behind us now. 879 01:07:54,170 --> 01:07:55,631 What name did you give her? 880 01:07:58,471 --> 01:07:59,833 We named her Sarah, 881 01:08:00,407 --> 01:08:02,209 after my mother. 882 01:08:14,388 --> 01:08:16,322 I'm really so sorry, I... 883 01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:18,720 certainly hadn't planned on... 884 01:08:20,658 --> 01:08:21,459 I'm sorry. 885 01:08:21,890 --> 01:08:23,164 No, no. 886 01:08:23,562 --> 01:08:25,661 It's I who am sorry. 887 01:08:25,696 --> 01:08:27,465 Very, very sorry. 888 01:09:42,542 --> 01:09:44,476 Home sweet home. 889 01:10:27,554 --> 01:10:29,620 So, did you finish packing? 890 01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:35,956 What the fuck? 891 01:10:36,959 --> 01:10:39,729 I can't in good conscience leave you with a closet 892 01:10:39,962 --> 01:10:42,336 that looks like it's been ransacked by baboons. 893 01:10:42,503 --> 01:10:43,568 But that's how I like it. 894 01:10:43,867 --> 01:10:46,032 No, that's how you think you like it. 895 01:10:46,067 --> 01:10:48,342 Why not just give my way a try? 896 01:10:48,377 --> 01:10:50,971 You may surprise yourself and find out you prefer it. 897 01:10:51,578 --> 01:10:53,809 And if you don't, no need to worry, 898 01:10:53,844 --> 01:10:55,811 I guarantee you the baboons will return. 899 01:10:56,077 --> 01:10:58,044 How am I supposed to find anything? 900 01:10:58,079 --> 01:11:00,684 It's very easy, I'm gonna show you. 901 01:11:01,456 --> 01:11:02,686 Your nice shirts, 902 01:11:02,985 --> 01:11:05,018 all two of them, are right here. 903 01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:08,956 Your t-shirts all folded and arranged by color 904 01:11:09,398 --> 01:11:10,529 are up there. 905 01:11:10,993 --> 01:11:13,334 Your jeans, sweaters, 906 01:11:13,765 --> 01:11:16,337 sweatshirts, sweatpants 907 01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:17,437 are there. 908 01:11:17,703 --> 01:11:20,033 Your shoes are down on the floor, 909 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:22,706 your sneakers, your flip-flops. 910 01:11:22,741 --> 01:11:25,071 Your underwear is in this drawer 911 01:11:25,106 --> 01:11:27,040 and your socks are here. 912 01:11:27,075 --> 01:11:29,746 But we have a bit of a problem with your socks. 913 01:11:29,781 --> 01:11:31,616 Come here, give me a hand with this, 914 01:11:32,388 --> 01:11:34,751 we have some serious matchmaking to do. 915 01:11:35,391 --> 01:11:38,887 And please, no projecting your crippling fear of relationships 916 01:11:38,922 --> 01:11:40,922 onto these poor, defenseless socks. 917 01:11:41,463 --> 01:11:43,661 Socks, in case you didn't know, 918 01:11:43,861 --> 01:11:44,959 are monogamous. 919 01:11:45,368 --> 01:11:46,400 They're like swans. 920 01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:54,342 Wait... 921 01:11:54,641 --> 01:11:56,476 What are you doing, what... 922 01:11:56,511 --> 01:11:59,875 You're murdering them, don't roll them into a ball like that, 923 01:11:59,910 --> 01:12:02,042 it makes them lose their elasticity. 924 01:12:02,451 --> 01:12:03,549 Here, you... 925 01:12:04,652 --> 01:12:06,783 You just wanna put them right on top of each other, 926 01:12:06,818 --> 01:12:08,488 look, I'll show you with this. 927 01:12:08,886 --> 01:12:10,424 You just lay 928 01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:13,053 one right on top of the other 929 01:12:13,858 --> 01:12:15,957 and then you ever so gently 930 01:12:16,828 --> 01:12:18,696 just bring them together. 931 01:12:20,535 --> 01:12:21,567 Like a perfect square. 932 01:12:22,537 --> 01:12:23,096 You're crazy. 933 01:12:35,418 --> 01:12:36,516 Excuse me, sir, 934 01:12:36,716 --> 01:12:38,078 have you seen my partner? 935 01:12:38,113 --> 01:12:39,046 Looks just like me, 936 01:12:39,719 --> 01:12:41,582 blue with white stars. 937 01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,692 Um, no, I haven't seen him. 938 01:12:49,190 --> 01:12:50,464 Well, 939 01:12:51,467 --> 01:12:53,467 looks like we're the only single socks left. 940 01:12:54,096 --> 01:12:55,766 I lost my mate too. 941 01:12:58,441 --> 01:12:59,737 Hey, I got an idea. 942 01:13:00,641 --> 01:13:02,069 Why don't we pair up? 943 01:13:03,105 --> 01:13:04,511 No way! 944 01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:05,875 You want me, 945 01:13:06,449 --> 01:13:08,108 a blue sock with white stars, 946 01:13:08,143 --> 01:13:10,946 to pair up with you, a simple yellow sock? 947 01:13:10,981 --> 01:13:11,848 It will never work. 948 01:13:12,488 --> 01:13:14,983 Well, excuse me, geesh. 949 01:13:15,183 --> 01:13:17,084 Here I thought a young, hip, 950 01:13:17,119 --> 01:13:19,691 blue sock with white stars would be open to experimenting. 951 01:13:20,826 --> 01:13:23,629 Why are you such a slave to social conventions? 952 01:13:29,197 --> 01:13:30,801 -Wait. -What? 953 01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:32,539 This song, 954 01:13:32,574 --> 01:13:34,442 you have to hear this song, wait. 955 01:16:37,286 --> 01:16:39,891 May I ask Monsieur to move to the balcony? 956 01:16:39,926 --> 01:16:42,355 The best breakfast in Tel Aviv is now being served. 957 01:16:46,735 --> 01:16:47,866 Ichs. 958 01:16:48,803 --> 01:16:49,368 What? 959 01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:51,067 I thought you hated onion. 960 01:16:52,268 --> 01:16:54,037 Of course I do, but you love it. 961 01:16:55,106 --> 01:16:56,941 Oh, would you care for some bread I just baked, 962 01:16:56,976 --> 01:16:58,173 I mean, bought? 963 01:17:00,408 --> 01:17:04,850 This looks just like the challah my grandfather used to throw at us 964 01:17:04,885 --> 01:17:06,346 every Friday before Shabbat. 965 01:17:07,756 --> 01:17:08,887 Why did he do that? 966 01:17:08,922 --> 01:17:09,888 Who knows, 967 01:17:10,857 --> 01:17:12,187 but basically instead of slicing the bread 968 01:17:12,222 --> 01:17:13,760 he'd just tear pieces off of it 969 01:17:13,795 --> 01:17:16,829 and throw it at anyone who wanted some. 970 01:17:16,864 --> 01:17:20,932 I always thought of it like some old-fashioned religious custom, you know. 971 01:17:20,967 --> 01:17:21,999 The breaking of the bread. 972 01:17:22,935 --> 01:17:24,100 We didn't do those things in the kibbutz. 973 01:17:27,204 --> 01:17:29,875 I have to ask my father what it meant when I call him, 974 01:17:30,845 --> 01:17:32,207 tell him I was back in Israel. 975 01:17:52,196 --> 01:17:53,965 Alright, alright... 976 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:54,999 No, no... 977 01:18:01,205 --> 01:18:02,336 What? 978 01:18:05,374 --> 01:18:07,242 Look at this picture. 979 01:18:07,277 --> 01:18:08,309 -What's happening? -It's a pigeon, but look, 980 01:18:09,245 --> 01:18:11,048 look what's going on behind the pigeon... 981 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:13,116 Are those two people having sex? 982 01:18:13,151 --> 01:18:15,184 -Yes. -Wow. 983 01:18:18,057 --> 01:18:21,190 Look at that, is it real? 984 01:18:56,964 --> 01:18:58,964 You'll tell me when it's online, right? 985 01:18:58,999 --> 01:19:00,130 I mean, the article. 986 01:19:00,330 --> 01:19:02,297 -I will. -'Cause I really wanna read it. 987 01:19:02,332 --> 01:19:03,397 Okay. 988 01:19:07,073 --> 01:19:08,171 And you know what? 989 01:19:08,877 --> 01:19:10,008 What? 990 01:19:10,043 --> 01:19:11,911 I think you should write another book. 991 01:19:12,441 --> 01:19:13,814 Call it: 992 01:19:14,278 --> 01:19:15,816 "The Nightmare Bar-Mitzvah," 993 01:19:16,984 --> 01:19:18,786 and then I'll buy the rights and make a great movie, 994 01:19:18,821 --> 01:19:21,217 which, of course, will be better than your book. 995 01:19:21,252 --> 01:19:24,891 Which will be good too, but you know, just not as good as the movie. 996 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,289 And then I'll win an Oscar. 997 01:19:28,659 --> 01:19:30,226 Yeah... And I'll probably share it with you, you know, 'cause... 998 01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:32,030 I'm nice. 999 01:19:33,198 --> 01:19:36,067 Well, I would like that very much. 1000 01:19:36,102 --> 01:19:37,904 Oscars or no Oscars. 1001 01:19:55,583 --> 01:19:56,450 I think you should try again. 1002 01:19:57,618 --> 01:19:58,551 Huh? 1003 01:19:59,654 --> 01:20:00,993 I think you should try again, I agree with my mom. 1004 01:20:01,862 --> 01:20:03,292 I don't think it's too late for you. 1005 01:20:04,592 --> 01:20:05,866 Wow, 1006 01:20:06,902 --> 01:20:08,363 I thought you didn't believe in happy endings. 1007 01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:11,003 It has nothing to do with happy endings, 1008 01:20:11,038 --> 01:20:13,533 I just think you'll be a good father, 1009 01:20:14,074 --> 01:20:15,172 that's all. 1010 01:20:29,089 --> 01:20:30,418 Well, Tomer, 1011 01:20:30,893 --> 01:20:32,321 I really should get going. 1012 01:20:33,258 --> 01:20:35,159 But thank you for everything. 1013 01:20:35,557 --> 01:20:37,128 You'll be in touch, right? 1014 01:20:37,163 --> 01:20:38,228 About the article and... 1015 01:20:38,263 --> 01:20:39,526 Of course, of course I will. 1016 01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:50,438 Oh... 1017 01:20:51,507 --> 01:20:52,880 Hey, 1018 01:20:55,181 --> 01:20:56,510 it's okay. 1019 01:20:59,053 --> 01:21:00,382 It's okay, Tomer. 1020 01:21:02,551 --> 01:21:04,254 Everything is gonna be okay. 1021 01:21:08,931 --> 01:21:10,161 Oh my god, 1022 01:21:11,497 --> 01:21:14,264 I can't believe I'm crying at the airport, it's so fucking gay. 1023 01:21:16,565 --> 01:21:18,169 Go, go, just... 1024 01:21:18,534 --> 01:21:21,007 Just go, I'm okay. I'm okay. 1025 01:22:35,149 --> 01:22:36,280 Hey, it's me. 1026 01:22:37,151 --> 01:22:38,414 I'm on the plane, 1027 01:22:38,449 --> 01:22:40,515 it's a little too early to call, so... 1028 01:22:41,287 --> 01:22:44,057 If all goes well I'll be home around five this afternoon. 1029 01:22:45,324 --> 01:22:48,061 I was thinking maybe we could go to Stone Park for dinner, 1030 01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:50,591 we haven't done that in a long time. 1031 01:22:52,298 --> 01:22:54,331 Anyhow, I will see you soon.