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He spent the carnival trying
to win me one of those giant bears.
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Spent all his money, has really bad aim.
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All he ended up with
was this consolation prize.
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Then I thought to myself,
maybe he's my consolation prize.
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[SQUEAKS]
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I'm moving to New York
for college and dreams,
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and he's playing Halo
and contemplating a penis tattoo.
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So I just said it.
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"Maybe we should break up."
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And I was expecting him to say,
"No, I can't live without you, Lucy."
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But instead, he said, "Maybe you're right."
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And that was it.
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Now all I have left of our love is this sad,
second-place duck.
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And all his worldly possessions.
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Lucy, is this his retainer?
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He used to take it out
when we'd make out or have a snack.
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My favorite memories.
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He needs this. He has a shark mouth.
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NADINE:
Don't listen to Amanda.
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Your collecting is quirky and adorable.
You're basically an anthropologist.
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Correct, Nadine.
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I live in a cave of souvenirs,
like The Little Mermaid.
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- Nothing wrong with being sentimental.
- Sentimental?
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It was sentimental when we were 12.
This is full mental.
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A bike tire?
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Okay, this is active trash.
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[LAUGHING]
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What the hell?
29
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- A used condom?
- It's not used. It's in the package.
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Gross matches, old... A Monopoly thimble?
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That's different.
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That's not his.
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I'm sorry, Luce.
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Okay. Breakup tradition.
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Let's wait outside of the liquor store
for someone to buy us a box of wine.
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- And then drink it through Twizzlers.
- Yes!
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- Let's go.
- Let's go.
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Wait, are these his car keys?
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Vroom, vroom, bitch.
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♪ Warm nights
Slow hands ♪
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♪ You let me sleep ♪
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♪ In your arms
With your heart ♪
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♪ In front of me
Sweet words, small clouds ♪
45
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♪ You said to me
You'd be loving me forever ♪
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♪ I remember
Nobody loves me like you do ♪
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♪ I remember
I remember ♪
48
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♪ I remember
I don't want perfect ♪
49
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♪ I want you ♪
50
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♪ I remember
Yes, I remember ♪
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♪ You know
You're the only one ♪
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♪ How could I forget
This love? ♪
53
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♪ I remember, no matter what
It's me and you ♪
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♪ I remember
Yes, I remember ♪
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♪ Long nights
That month you went away ♪
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♪ Phone calls, your voice
It's not the same ♪
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♪ So you drove all night
Just to say ♪
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♪ You'd be loving me forever ♪
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♪ We got lost in the night ♪
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♪ Now we're stumbling
Through the dark ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ And sometimes I wonder
Why we have to work this hard ♪
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♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ I remember
Nobody loves me like you do ♪
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♪ I remember
I remember ♪
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♪ I remember, no matter what
It's me and you ♪
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♪ No matter what
No matter what ♪
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AMANDA:
Lucy, we're leaving.
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♪ I remember your love ♪♪
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Lucy, let's go!
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Lucy!
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[CUSTOMERS CHATTERING]
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- Found it.
- What's happening, Grey Gardens?
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Guest list for the Meszaros opening
at the gallery tonight.
75
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If I lost this,
Eva would have me skinned alive.
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- Okay, she can't possibly be that scary.
- She's terrifying.
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Eva Woolf is the most influential gallerist
in New York.
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- As your lawyer, I'm saying, calm down.
- Well, you're not a lawyer.
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You're in law school.
80
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Whatever. I can still defend myself
when I murder Jeff.
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[MOUTHS]
I love you.
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YULIA: Maybe one day,
our paths will cross again.
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Look at that little baby model.
She has no idea she's an endangered species.
84
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Are you gonna marry Yulia
and get her a green card?
85
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[SIGHS]
86
00:05:06,724 --> 00:05:10,061
Destiny has other plans for us.
Maybe we'll meet in another life.
87
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AMANDA: Does she know that? Oh, God.
NADINE: That I believe in reincarnation?
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[AMANDA & NADINE
CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY]
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NADINE: Well, I saw that coming.
- You know what else I love about Max?
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Oh, please. We're waiting with bated breath.
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Ignore her. She hates joy and confetti.
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Nadine, I've said it five times.
Confetti is trash that falls from the sky.
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Max is a fully grown man.
I went to his place in the West Village.
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[GASPS]
What?
95
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And he cooked me dinner
with ingredients he had in the fridge.
96
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- He has a fridge?
- What?
97
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And you know what else he has?
Coffee-table books.
98
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- Oh!
- So he has a trust fund.
99
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I can't hear his roommates having sex
through the walls because he has none.
100
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You guys are using those noise-canceling
headphones I got you, right?
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They don't work. You are so loud.
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- Sorry.
- Just can't believe he chose little old me.
103
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- That literally makes no sense.
- Are you joking? You are a literal goddess.
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Are you guys exclusive? Have you discussed?
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There's no need. I'm satisfying him
in all areas. What more could he want?
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AMANDA:
Don't be stupid.
107
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The first time Jeff was ever inside me,
108
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I told him I would castrate him
if he ever spoke to another human woman.
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Fine. I'll confirm tonight.
110
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After I impress Eva,
enjoy the open-bar spree,
111
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it'll be the greatest night of my life.
112
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That's what people say in horror movies
before they get herpes and die.
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I'm going to work now.
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No.
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Little souvenir. This was fun.
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- Pay up. They're still together.
- Oh, yeah.
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Snacks for later. Come find it.
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She seems so happy.
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[LUCY SOBBING]
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♪ Baby, have you got no soul? ♪
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♪ Is your heart a gaping hole? ♪
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♪ How come I didn't see that in you? ♪♪
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NICK:
What...?
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- Excuse me. Can you...?
- Let me in.
125
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What are you doing? Please, don't.
126
00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,346
- Hi. For Lucy?
- Why are you getting in? No.
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Lyft. Adolfo in a silver Prius.
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- I'm not--
- 7023 Decatur. Start the ride.
129
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Really? Are you serious?
This is a private car.
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- You're everyone's private driver. Clever.
- No, no, no.
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That's Uber. Also not what I'm saying.
Can you please get out of my car?
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I selected "no talking."
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- Listen, Adolfo, I--
- Adolfo?
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- I would love to hear your story.
- Okay.
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It's just that I've had the worst night
of my life, and I just wanna go home.
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Where are you going?
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7023 Decatur.
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LUCY: Do you have an aux cord?
Or just put on Hot 97.
139
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Anyway, how was your night?
Can't be worse than mine.
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Do you see this grown-man tie, Adolfo?
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Well, this belonged to Max, and it's
practically all I have left of our love
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because tonight,
he shook up my life to its very core.
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[GROANS]
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LUCY:
It didn't start this way, Adolfo. Oh, no.
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I was happy once.
In love like a big, dumb idiot.
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[SINGSONG] This is my favorite part.
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[NORMAL VOICE] Just before the show
when all the art is hung.
148
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It feels like we're getting
the toy store ready for Christmas.
149
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Cute. But Eva gets back today
and we have a lot to do.
150
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I love her so much, gives me diarrhea.
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She discovered Cindy Sherman
in a Laundromat.
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Gave Basquiat his first solo show.
I just wanna grow up to be her.
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Thrilled that I pay you to socialize.
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Max, we are meeting
with Marlene Dumas this afternoon.
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Word is, she split with Zwirner.
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Strategy session, my office.
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Close your mouth, person.
It's unbecoming. Up, up, up.
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Oh, wait. Excuse me,
Mr. Sexpot Gallery Director?
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Hot tip, Marlene Dumas?
Focus on her riskier works.
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I read that she prefers the paintings
that embarrass her.
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You are my favorite secret weapon.
162
00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:02,460
God, you make me look good.
163
00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:06,505
NICK: Wait, he actually said those words?
- He was paying me a compliment.
164
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:10,134
I'm sure the first rule of compliments is,
don't reference yourself in a compliment.
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00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:12,970
Oh.
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00:09:13,054 --> 00:09:17,892
- Don't interrupt. You're derailing my story.
- Oh, sorry. I thought this was my car.
167
00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:21,646
Well, as I was saying,
we were very subtle at work.
168
00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,565
- No one suspected a thing.
- What's going on with you and Max?
169
00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,943
Can I help you, Harvard?
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00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:28,486
I may not have feelings,
171
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,905
a love life of my own,
or any friends, for that matter,
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but I do have eyes.
173
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,575
Okay, you're loitering.
174
00:09:34,659 --> 00:09:37,286
Junior year,
I took a gender study class at Harvard...
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00:09:37,370 --> 00:09:38,204
There it is.
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00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:40,414
...about the social expectations
in a woman's life,
177
00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:44,961
and I think you're unconsciously
subjugating yourself to prop him up.
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LUCY: Classic overachiever.
NICK: She seems really smart.
179
00:09:48,381 --> 00:09:50,716
So we had this art opening
at the gallery tonight,
180
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,220
which is why I'm an absolute vision.
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LUCY:
Thank you.
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[EXCLAIMS]
183
00:10:00,685 --> 00:10:02,228
- Again!
HARVARD: Wow.
184
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,438
You might pace yourself.
This is a work event.
185
00:10:04,522 --> 00:10:07,900
Calm down, Judge Judy.
I am just trying to have fun.
186
00:10:07,984 --> 00:10:11,404
- Do they teach you that at Harvard?
- Yeah. It's a general education course.
187
00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:15,741
- Sounds really fun.
- Wasn't meant to be fun, just educational.
188
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,827
Have you seen Max tonight?
189
00:10:19,912 --> 00:10:22,456
Looks like Dr. Amelia is back from Paris.
190
00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,584
What? What are you talking about?
191
00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,379
Me? I don't know. I'm not fun.
192
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:32,633
Sorry I couldn't go to an Ivy.
I couldn't afford to pretend to row crew.
193
00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:34,593
Sue me. Sue me.
194
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:37,805
Max never uttered a word
about any sexy doctors,
195
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:41,726
and Harvard's an energy vampire,
so I didn't let her get to me.
196
00:10:42,727 --> 00:10:45,521
- Hello...
- Eva.
197
00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:49,442
- You.
- Hello, goddess, you, also.
198
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:52,695
I'm not one of those bitches
that doesn't empower women.
199
00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:56,282
- Well, that is... It's great to hear.
- So you're up.
200
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,658
What?
201
00:10:57,742 --> 00:11:01,037
Max is giving remarks.
Get up there. Introduce him.
202
00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:04,457
To be honest, I've had a few tequilas.
I don't think--
203
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:08,586
I'm not your sorority sister. Just go.
204
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:12,548
LUCY: So like any booze bag with a fear
of public speaking, I had one more.
205
00:11:13,549 --> 00:11:19,347
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
and those who do not subscribe
206
00:11:19,430 --> 00:11:22,558
to traditional gender roles
that are a product of patriarchal society.
207
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:23,809
Am I right?
208
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:28,356
Yikes. Uh.
209
00:11:28,439 --> 00:11:30,524
Uh. Sorry. Um.
210
00:11:30,608 --> 00:11:36,989
I am here to introduce Max Vora,
director of Woolf New York.
211
00:11:37,073 --> 00:11:41,369
Max joined Woolf in 2014.
212
00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:43,913
Um...
213
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:45,972
[DISTORTED]
Where was I?
214
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,876
Um... Oh...
215
00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:51,087
Um...
216
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:53,271
Oh...
217
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,424
Told you so.
218
00:11:55,508 --> 00:11:57,176
[NORMALLY]
Fuck this. Um, okay.
219
00:11:57,259 --> 00:11:58,719
Question for the group.
220
00:11:58,803 --> 00:12:03,849
Speaking of the devil here, when did
dating one person become uncool?
221
00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,851
Because I don't understand.
222
00:12:05,935 --> 00:12:08,646
Jane Austen,
she didn't write about polyamory.
223
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:11,774
No, no, no. It was just Emma.
It wasn't Emmas.
224
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:18,364
Oh, we are living in very muddy times.
People are lying constantly.
225
00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:19,782
- Oh, shit.
- I know.
226
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:24,203
We only have 10 years before we all drown
in the melting ice caps,
227
00:12:24,286 --> 00:12:28,082
but I swear,
the most sacred resource is not the ozone.
228
00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,750
Oh, no. It's honesty.
229
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:32,420
- Excuse me. Hey. Lucy--
- Where is that? Oh, no, no, no, sir.
230
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You stay back. I'm fine. Yep. That--
231
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[LUCY EXCLAIMS]
[CROWD GROANS]
232
00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,301
Are you...?
233
00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,470
[GUESTS MURMURING]
234
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,431
Lucy?
235
00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:45,099
Lucy, I know. I know.
236
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:46,809
- I know.
- Who is she?
237
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:49,562
It's Amelia. She's my ex. It's complicated.
238
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,897
Okay, Lucy, listen. You're a blast.
239
00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:55,818
I don't even use that word,
but it fits for you. You are so funny.
240
00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:58,237
But we're in completely different places
in our lives.
241
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,783
I'm 35 years old. I need to find that thing.
242
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:06,871
And that thing is not me?
243
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:09,415
[SIGHS]
244
00:13:09,498 --> 00:13:11,250
This sucks.
245
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,670
Eva doesn't want you to come in tomorrow.
246
00:13:15,671 --> 00:13:19,008
Right. That's nice of her.
247
00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,720
Personal day would be good.
I'm probably concussed.
248
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:25,347
Eva doesn't think you should come back...
249
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,975
ever.
250
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,853
I'm fired?
251
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:35,566
Honestly, I think you're better off
without him.
252
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,277
Came to New York to have my own gallery.
253
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,822
I can't even hold down a job
as a gallery assistant.
254
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,574
I'm doomed.
255
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:45,868
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
256
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,051
LUCY:
Hello?
257
00:13:47,912 --> 00:13:50,247
Oh, okay.
258
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:54,376
I'm sorry, Adolfo.
259
00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:55,920
Yeah. No, I'll cancel.
260
00:13:56,921 --> 00:13:58,422
Okay.
261
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,718
You're not Adolfo? Who are you?
262
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,220
My name is Nick.
263
00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:08,390
What? Nick, you just drove me home?
Are you insane?
264
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:10,142
What was the plan? You're just gonna...
265
00:14:10,226 --> 00:14:14,688
What? Weaken me with paint fumes
and then just knock me out with lumber?
266
00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:17,691
- Leave me for dead?
- I did you a favor. I, too, had a bad day.
267
00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:19,735
Oh, my God.
268
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:22,154
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, it's locked.
269
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,406
- No. No.
- Oh, shit. This is the end!
270
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:27,618
- Can I say something?
- Help! Help!
271
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,579
- Help, please! Oh, my God!
- It's unlocked.
272
00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:31,763
Oh.
273
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:35,459
Okay. Good night. Thanks.
274
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:37,962
[CAR DOOR SHUTS]
275
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:41,507
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
276
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,178
- She says, "I don't read books."
- God, Nadine.
277
00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:49,682
- Stop dating the pretty, illiterate ones.
- But they make the best accessories.
278
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:52,768
Yeah, but a shared value system is the key
to everlasting love.
279
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,728
I hate everyone, and I want them to die.
280
00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:57,815
So does Jeff. That's why
we've been together for six years.
281
00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:01,318
Jeff never speaks.
That's why you've been together.
282
00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,821
No, but he comes alive when we make love.
283
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:04,905
[DOOR OPENS]
284
00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:07,366
[LUCY GROANS THEN SOBS]
285
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:15,541
Max broke up with me.
286
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:17,725
And I'm fired.
287
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,631
[KONRADSEN'S "ODD MISTAKE"
PLAYING]
288
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:31,724
♪ Hold me closer ♪
289
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:35,185
♪ The rest is an odd mistake ♪
290
00:15:36,729 --> 00:15:39,690
♪ Hold me closer ♪
291
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:43,152
♪ That day was a lot to take ♪
292
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:47,114
♪ Dry your worms out... ♪
293
00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:49,491
LUCY:
I can't believe it's over.
294
00:15:49,575 --> 00:15:51,201
Is that a crab cake?
295
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,413
- It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not.
296
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,707
[PHONE BUZZING]
297
00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,626
That--
298
00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:02,004
Oh, yeah. It's gonna be so great.
299
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:04,840
♪ Do you rest
In a falling state? ♪
300
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:09,053
♪ And do you feel
It's a lot to take? ♪♪
301
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,272
I can't live like this.
We're getting smell complaints.
302
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,733
Do you know that place
where you feel nothingness?
303
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,651
No.
304
00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,027
- Here.
- My breasts?
305
00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:28,322
No. Underneath your breasts.
It's called your heart.
306
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,508
- Oh, my God.
- This is where people keep their hearts.
307
00:16:30,532 --> 00:16:32,701
Try and be sensitive.
308
00:16:32,785 --> 00:16:34,495
Lucy.
309
00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:38,165
You wanna try getting out of bed today?
310
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,334
- I'm busy.
AMANDA: Doing what?
311
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:43,212
This lady's teaching me
to French braid my hair.
312
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,798
It's impossible.
Save yourselves the anguish.
313
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,717
Have you just been masturbating
and braiding your hair for three weeks?
314
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:51,637
Mm-hm. My vibrator
will never break my heart.
315
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,430
Can we be sex positive?
316
00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,557
No one is supposed
to climax that much. Ask Jeff.
317
00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:57,393
Is Jeff in here?
318
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,645
Jeff? Hey! What are you doing?
319
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,856
You can't have a good relationship
because you're mourning the old one.
320
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,525
She's right. You live in the past.
321
00:17:04,608 --> 00:17:09,196
Yeah. It's because the past is filled
with memories and happy times.
322
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:13,617
How is someone your everything one minute
and then they forget you the next?
323
00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,953
Ask Nadine.
She dumps bitches on the regular.
324
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,497
- This is not about me.
- Nadine.
325
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,581
[BUZZING]
326
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,500
- [WHISPERS] Don't do that.
- That's it.
327
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,961
Hey! No! Amanda, stop.
328
00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:25,379
Stop it! Come on.
329
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,755
- No!
- Please, don't. Please.
330
00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:29,591
I need these things. Okay? Trust my process.
331
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,344
We are coming from a good place.
We're worried about you.
332
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,888
- You sit shiva in this room.
- Hovel.
333
00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:37,683
Getting rid of things doesn't mean
getting rid of the memories.
334
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,728
- Marie Kondo says--
- We do not speak of her in this house.
335
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,814
Okay, these things,
they can't just end up in some landfill.
336
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:45,858
Do these things spark joy?
337
00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,068
- Does this spark joy?
- Yes. Clearly. A lot of joy.
338
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,570
- Seriously?
- Yes.
339
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:52,364
At least get rid of the ex memorabilia.
Give it back to them.
340
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:56,285
- What? I just call my exes out of the blue?
- Yeah.
341
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,912
- The ex memorial goes today.
- Fine.
342
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,123
Okay, a few things.
343
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,224
Not this.
344
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:08,005
Yeah, Luce, I don't--
I don't think that I can accept this.
345
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:11,925
Don't you have a box under your bed where
you keep mementos from past relationships?
346
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:16,847
Yeah, I do. And I even have,
like, a thing or two from us, but...
347
00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:18,948
What?
348
00:18:19,475 --> 00:18:23,771
Well, like, your collecting is...
349
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,064
It's creepy.
350
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:30,611
I couldn't be with someone who just needed
to memorialize every second of every day.
351
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:34,406
And not to mention your room.
I mean, whenever I would stay over...
352
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,075
it was like hooking up in a mausoleum.
353
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,162
- I'm sure that's on someone's bucket list.
- I don't--
354
00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:42,289
We broke up because of my stuff?
355
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,710
- Not no.
- Huh.
356
00:18:46,794 --> 00:18:50,756
I think we can take this,
but most of this is crap.
357
00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:54,802
Crap? What? You have a whole shelf
of crap back there.
358
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,261
Those were my mother's.
359
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,347
Oh, so you get it. Right?
360
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:01,517
- No. Those are collectibles. This is crap.
- This is ridiculous.
361
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,687
Literally, no one understands me,
so I'm just gonna just be on my way.
362
00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:08,315
Okay. Are we done?
363
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:11,443
No. No, we're not done.
Can I have a job application?
364
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:15,572
Even after she ghosted me...
365
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,699
I still keep them. Uh...
366
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:22,454
It's contact lenses.
It's pretty gross, actually.
367
00:19:22,955 --> 00:19:24,581
[♪♪♪]
368
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:33,590
Nick, Marcos.
369
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:34,925
- Bump up.
- The usual?
370
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,594
- Yeah, make it a triple.
- Shitty day?
371
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:40,848
Yeah. Eviction notice.
372
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:44,142
MARCOS: I wouldn't say terrible.
NICK: We have 30 days to open.
373
00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,311
Our entire livelihood is in danger.
374
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,438
I don't know how I'm gonna feed
my pregnant wife,
375
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:50,774
but other than that, it's pretty good.
376
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:54,069
Welcome to the hospitality industry.
Basically a slow death.
377
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,738
Are you Asian Gordon Ramsay?
Why would you say that?
378
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,574
- Get out.
MARCOS: Fine, I will.
379
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:02,786
I have to explain to my pregnant wife that
we're not gonna have money in two weeks.
380
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:04,788
- I'm gonna pay you.
- I know you will.
381
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:06,456
- You complete me.
- Goodbye.
382
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,000
- Bye.
- Bye-bye, little Kimchi Taco.
383
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,183
- Goodbye.
- Later.
384
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,254
Goodbye. Don't touch me.
Where's the nearest bridge? Anybody?
385
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:23,765
You'll like it here.
Yeah, the chef is supposed to be good.
386
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,533
[PANTING]
387
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,858
It's okay. Just gonna have a conversation.
388
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:35,319
Yeah.
389
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,738
Okay.
390
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:41,658
You got this. Okay.
391
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,453
MAX:
Thank you.
392
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,124
Excuse me. Can I help you?
393
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:53,003
Uh, hey, girl. Cute dress.
I'm just meeting a friend.
394
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:57,215
- What friend?
- Those ones. Over there. That's my friend.
395
00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,468
MAX: Oh, shit.
- That guy just saw you and ducked.
396
00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,637
No, no, no. He just dropped his menu.
397
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:05,599
- I just gotta talk to him for five minutes.
TAYLOR: I'm sorry. I can't let you do that.
398
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:09,853
Uh, oh, hey, I know that guy. Adolfo-Nick.
What's up, dude?
399
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,688
- Hey.
- Yo. You know her?
400
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,566
- It's a long story.
TAYLOR: Ma'am, I have to ask you to leave.
401
00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:17,235
"Ma'am"? We're the same age. You can relax.
402
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,529
- You're carrying a garbage bag.
- Yeah.
403
00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:24,493
And you tell people where to sit
for a living. And your dress is undone.
404
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:28,038
[LUCY GROANS]
[CROWD GASPS]
405
00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,915
LUCY:
Unhandle me! What the...?
406
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,251
- I care for you so much.
LUCY: Let go of me!
407
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:37,339
- Okay. You can let me go.
- That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.
408
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:40,300
I had it under control until you interfered.
409
00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:43,595
You magically show up everywhere.
Are you my stalker?
410
00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:47,557
I think the words
you're looking for are "thank you."
411
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,560
- And then I say, "You're welcome."
- Oh.
412
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:52,661
I'm Lucy.
413
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,607
Charmed, I'm sure.
414
00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:56,791
[CHUCKLES]
415
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,611
You good, Lucy?
416
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,739
- Yeah, yeah. No, I'm okay.
- Okay.
417
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:04,908
I'm just processing it. Wait. Wait.
418
00:22:04,992 --> 00:22:07,202
Hey, hello. What?
419
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:10,247
You just manhandled me, and you're gonna
just leave me alone on the street?
420
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:13,291
Hey! Hey! You hit her? You just hit her?
421
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,475
- No, no, no.
- No.
422
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:16,211
I see what's going on. You just hit her.
423
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,088
- No.
- Okay. That's cool, man!
424
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,048
- You hit a lady. That's nice.
- No, no, no.
425
00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,651
- I didn't hit her.
LUCY: This is my fault.
426
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,884
WOMAN:
This is not your fault.
427
00:22:22,968 --> 00:22:28,890
Being a woman is like living in a goddamn
nobody-believes-me movie every day, okay?
428
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:32,310
But today is not that day
because we are gonna fight him.
429
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:33,687
- Come at me, homey.
- I really--
430
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:34,730
- Come at me!
- Oh, no.
431
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:37,524
NICK: Oh, my God. Fuck!
- You come at me!
432
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,234
This is all your fault.
433
00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,945
I'm so sorry.
We should get some ice on that.
434
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,031
Here's an idea:
Why don't you leave me alone?
435
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:47,075
No. Only a terrible person would
leave you alone in your time of need.
436
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:50,037
Yeah. And I think
you are that terrible person.
437
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,329
No. I'm nice.
438
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,332
If you got to know me,
you'd be obsessed with me.
439
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,503
Hm...?
440
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:06,136
Oh, great. Okay, the car was just pre-game.
This is where you actually murder me.
441
00:23:06,219 --> 00:23:09,848
- And yet you are still following me.
- What? You're a squatter?
442
00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:11,892
- I guess so.
- Construction worker?
443
00:23:11,975 --> 00:23:13,977
- Sometimes.
- Are we playing 20 questions?
444
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:15,729
- If you must know--
- I must.
445
00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:18,940
It's an old YMCA,
and I'm turning it into a boutique hotel.
446
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:21,359
- What? You're serious?
- Yes.
447
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,070
Welcome to the Chloe Hotel.
448
00:23:23,153 --> 00:23:26,990
I'm building a place that feels
like the spots I fell in love with
449
00:23:27,074 --> 00:23:28,408
when I first moved to New York.
450
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,952
Those little places that only exist here.
451
00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,579
But I've spent five years,
452
00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:39,002
and, as you can see, every cent
that I have, and it's all falling to shit.
453
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:41,296
So, what are you gonna do?
454
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,925
Looks like it's coming together.
Is this gonna be the lobby?
455
00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,594
Heh, heh. Nothing gets by you.
456
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,514
What's gonna happen up there?
457
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:53,183
NICK: That's phase two.
I can't afford to touch it right now.
458
00:23:54,351 --> 00:23:55,451
[WINCES]
459
00:23:55,894 --> 00:23:58,605
- Still hurts?
- Yeah. Just a bit.
460
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,608
- Wait. You're doing it wrong. Give it to me.
- How am I doing it wrong?
461
00:24:01,691 --> 00:24:04,027
Can't have ice touching the skin.
You need a middleman.
462
00:24:05,821 --> 00:24:07,489
Okay. Do you want whiskey?
463
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,449
Yes, please.
464
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:15,956
She really got you good, huh?
465
00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:18,875
Yeah. She sure did.
466
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:23,505
Here. This will cure what ails you.
467
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:28,802
LUCY: Wow, whiskey really is
Mother Nature's painkiller, huh?
468
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,095
NICK:
Mm-hm.
469
00:24:30,804 --> 00:24:33,181
What have you got in here, Lucy?
470
00:24:34,182 --> 00:24:35,183
Oh, my God.
471
00:24:35,267 --> 00:24:36,560
An espresso machine?
472
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:39,020
LUCY: Don't go too deep.
- And a sock.
473
00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,438
- Cat in the Hat.
- Okay.
474
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:43,608
- Yep.
- Oh, my God. Are those toenail clippings?
475
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:46,653
You've seen quite enough, mister. Yeah.
476
00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,405
- I'm gonna...
- Oh, my God.
477
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:52,033
- Thanks for coming.
- I get it. You're a pessimist.
478
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,618
[GASPS]
479
00:24:53,702 --> 00:24:56,663
That is the worst thing
anyone has ever said to me.
480
00:24:56,746 --> 00:25:02,252
You collect these things in anticipation
that your relationships are going to end.
481
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,170
- No.
- It's crazy.
482
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,381
No, no, no. You're wrong.
They're a celebration of memories.
483
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:08,175
- You're a hoarder.
- I'm not a hoarder.
484
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,178
- Hoarder. Hoarder.
- Take it back. I'm not a hoarder. Stop!
485
00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:14,389
You want evidence that your relationships
existed in the first place.
486
00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:18,768
Are you afraid that you won't remember
the guys you dated?
487
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:22,314
I don't need to explain myself to you.
488
00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:26,610
How about you, huh? You've never collected
anything from a past relationship?
489
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,486
No. I'm a minimalist.
490
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:31,990
I can fit everything I own
inside a backpack.
491
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,618
When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'm out.
492
00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:37,245
Nice. You're one of those.
493
00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:38,997
Yeah. One of...
494
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,665
- One of what?
- You know.
495
00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,126
"I'm a lone wolf. I don't need anybody."
496
00:25:43,210 --> 00:25:45,503
But really you are just scared
of showing your insides.
497
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:49,090
Yeah. Everyone either leaves,
disappoints or dies.
498
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:53,345
Okay, Mr. Rogers. Can't wait
for the new show: Uplift the Nation.
499
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,306
So funny. What are you gonna do
with this stuff?
500
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,684
That's a good question.
501
00:26:00,685 --> 00:26:03,813
When love crumbles,
how do you preserve its ruins?
502
00:26:05,232 --> 00:26:08,360
- Why don't you leave it here?
- What? No.
503
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,736
- Come on.
- No, I can't do that.
504
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:12,280
- Just let go.
- No, no, no. It's okay.
505
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,866
- Sure. It'll be okay.
- Okay.
506
00:26:15,867 --> 00:26:17,410
This...
507
00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:20,997
Oh, look. It's a nail. Perfectly placed.
508
00:26:21,998 --> 00:26:23,833
Would you look at that?
509
00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,436
Hmm.
510
00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:30,215
Kind of looks cool.
511
00:26:30,298 --> 00:26:32,384
It's like art in a gallery.
512
00:26:32,467 --> 00:26:34,135
The Sad Gallery.
513
00:26:34,219 --> 00:26:37,764
More like the Broken Heart Gallery.
514
00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:41,059
Do you have a marker?
515
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,854
- What?
- You have a marker, I just...
516
00:26:44,938 --> 00:26:46,231
- No, I don't.
- Come on. Please.
517
00:26:46,314 --> 00:26:48,233
- I have a brilliant idea.
- Why do you want it?
518
00:26:48,316 --> 00:26:51,152
I'm feeling inspired. Let me express.
519
00:26:51,236 --> 00:26:52,362
Uh...
520
00:26:54,239 --> 00:26:55,740
Think fast.
521
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:57,993
Nice.
522
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:01,871
Oh, sure. Draw on the wall.
523
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:26,813
Thank you for letting me express myself.
524
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:28,690
You're welcome.
525
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,946
Wait. What's the security like
in this place?
526
00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:36,698
Is there security?
527
00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,701
You're worried that someone is gonna
break into my unfinished hotel
528
00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,494
and steal your ex-boyfriend's tie?
529
00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:43,788
No. That won't happen, right?
530
00:27:43,872 --> 00:27:46,291
- No, it wouldn't happen.
- No.
531
00:27:46,374 --> 00:27:48,668
No, you're right. I should leave it.
532
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:50,503
Yeah, I can leave this.
533
00:27:50,587 --> 00:27:54,174
It'll be good. I'm... I'm gonna leave it.
534
00:27:54,257 --> 00:27:56,968
No. I can't, actual-- No.
535
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:59,679
- What? You're looking at me.
- I'm not. What?
536
00:27:59,763 --> 00:28:02,557
- I'm sorry. This just got weird.
- It's okay.
537
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:07,312
No, I'm-- I'm gonna go. But I will-- Bye.
538
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:09,731
Bye.
539
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:11,399
He was my high school sweetheart.
540
00:28:11,483 --> 00:28:14,110
He moved across the country,
and we lost touch.
541
00:28:14,194 --> 00:28:18,281
Uh, but smoked too much weed, wouldn't call
you back. He would be a terrible husband.
542
00:28:18,365 --> 00:28:20,617
I make my husband wear it when we ****.
543
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:21,701
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
544
00:28:21,785 --> 00:28:23,453
NADINE:
Lucy? Babe?
545
00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:24,636
Are you okay?
546
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,164
Maybe you could try to get a job?
547
00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:27,540
My birthday week is coming up,
548
00:28:27,624 --> 00:28:29,876
and I expect a really thoughtful
and expensive gift.
549
00:28:29,959 --> 00:28:32,938
NADINE: There's no birthday week.
AMANDA: Yes. It's the week of your birthday.
550
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,547
You're not a 16th-century monarch.
551
00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:37,133
You can't command multiple days
for your personal festivities.
552
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,317
[LINE BEEPS OVER PHONE]
553
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,136
LUCY:
Remember our Monopoly tournaments?
554
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,931
Well, I need a Get Out Of Jail Free card.
555
00:28:43,932 --> 00:28:47,685
Anyway, last night, it was rough.
556
00:28:48,686 --> 00:28:50,772
I wish I could talk to you about it.
557
00:28:51,773 --> 00:28:52,873
Bye.
558
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:54,401
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
559
00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:56,027
NICK:
Lucy.
560
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,613
Nick?
561
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:00,824
- Can I come in?
- Uh...
562
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:05,036
No, no, no. Lucy is dead.
563
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:06,746
How'd she die?
564
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,082
- Decapitated on a roller coaster.
- That's a shame.
565
00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:10,959
She had such a nice head.
566
00:29:14,212 --> 00:29:16,005
And you are not wearing any pants.
567
00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:21,010
Heh. Pants. No. Not wearing those.
568
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:22,303
Uh...
569
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,556
Shoelaces in a bag?
570
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,267
Go ahead. Judge me.
571
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:28,977
No judgments.
572
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:33,481
- Wait. What are you doing here?
- I wanna show you something. Come on.
573
00:29:33,565 --> 00:29:35,900
- How did you get in here?
- Your roommates let me in.
574
00:29:35,984 --> 00:29:38,027
Those bitches.
575
00:29:45,452 --> 00:29:49,664
LUCY: Okay. So this map was just here
when you showed up this morning?
576
00:29:49,747 --> 00:29:51,791
- Yep.
- Who could have left it?
577
00:29:51,875 --> 00:29:54,878
I know a construction worker,
a delivery guy,
578
00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:57,839
one of your multiple personalities?
579
00:29:57,922 --> 00:29:59,424
This is amazing.
580
00:29:59,507 --> 00:30:04,971
There are broken people out there like me,
people who need to let go and move on.
581
00:30:05,054 --> 00:30:08,183
Good. Well, you can take the stuff
and move on.
582
00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:12,228
There's nowhere else like this.
I wish someone had done this for me.
583
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:14,898
The Broken Heart Gallery could be
a community service.
584
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:16,274
No. This is my hotel.
585
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:20,820
It is not some sort of Lost and Found
for hoarder stalkers.
586
00:30:20,904 --> 00:30:22,947
- Again, not a hoarder.
- Hoarder.
587
00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:24,741
No. We've been through this.
588
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,535
Oh, wow, this is the shrine to exes
you were talking about?
589
00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,870
I didn't say-- I--
590
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,914
- It's a direct quote.
- I didn't say that.
591
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:32,707
Lucy, this is my friend Marcos.
592
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,876
Hey. Oh, my God. We're friends now?
593
00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:38,421
That would explain why I'm building
a bar top for you for free.
594
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:40,945
- Can you not--? Don't listen to him.
- Friendship. Servitude.
595
00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,968
I am the godfather to his unborn child.
596
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:47,222
No, he's lobbying
for the position of godfather. Heh.
597
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:50,975
Plot twist: It's not going well.
If I had to guess, you know?
598
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,059
Would you want this man
to be your spiritual guide?
599
00:30:53,102 --> 00:30:55,980
Ha, ha. No. Maybe my TV guide.
600
00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,899
- Am I right?
- Terrible dad joke.
601
00:30:57,982 --> 00:30:59,400
I like her. Let's get to work.
602
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:00,610
- Okay.
- Nice to meet you.
603
00:31:00,693 --> 00:31:03,238
Wait, wait, wait.
604
00:31:03,321 --> 00:31:05,448
I can help. I...
605
00:31:06,449 --> 00:31:09,118
I can help with the hotel
in exchange for gallery space.
606
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,662
- No.
LUCY: No, I can help.
607
00:31:10,745 --> 00:31:16,084
I can-- I can paint. I can saw.
I can lift and lay tile, grout.
608
00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:17,794
- Is that--? That's a thing.
- Yeah.
609
00:31:17,877 --> 00:31:19,128
It's not gonna happen.
610
00:31:19,212 --> 00:31:23,675
That sounds like free labor,
and, Nick, you love free labor, don't you?
611
00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:24,676
LUCY:
You do. Come on.
612
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,095
- Come on.
- You don't have a plan for the balcony yet.
613
00:31:27,178 --> 00:31:31,057
I did say I had a plan for the balcony.
I said it was phase two.
614
00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:33,601
Sorry, balconies are really important.
615
00:31:33,685 --> 00:31:35,162
LUCY: He gets it.
- They're essential.
616
00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,522
- What is going on?
MARCOS: Two people agreeing.
617
00:31:37,605 --> 00:31:40,608
- Maybe eternal friendship. I don't know.
- We're bonding. We're friends?
618
00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,485
We should take it step by step, but sure.
619
00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:43,987
- Okay.
- It's a good start.
620
00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,989
- I hate both of you.
- Is that a yes?
621
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,574
- No. No.
MARCOS: Hell yes.
622
00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:50,660
Of course. We could use the help.
You start tomorrow, 7 in the morning.
623
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:53,288
Get us the coffee, right?
You know, gotta pay the piper.
624
00:31:53,371 --> 00:31:56,583
We do love oat milk. You can get almond milk
if you don't have it.
625
00:31:56,666 --> 00:32:01,045
Soy milk, whatever. Have fun with it.
But nothing with actual dairy.
626
00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:02,839
He gets really sensitive in his tummy.
627
00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:05,842
- Okay. All right. Let's...
- He has IBS, it's embarrassing.
628
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:07,343
- IBS is a real thing.
- Stop it.
629
00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:10,722
- Tell me more about his tummy.
- This is not happening. There is no tummy.
630
00:32:10,805 --> 00:32:12,140
Goodbye.
631
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:14,517
- Dude. What? No.
- We have 30 days. We need help.
632
00:32:18,771 --> 00:32:23,192
♪ I want the good times
The beat and the bass lines ♪
633
00:32:23,276 --> 00:32:27,155
♪ You want the bodyguard
The pool boy and the invites ♪
634
00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:29,741
♪ Yeah, we'll walk the walk
And talk the talk ♪
635
00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,284
♪ To get a rush ♪
636
00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:35,413
♪ I want an in thing
You need an in thing ♪
637
00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:39,584
♪ You want the big job
The flashy car and the sunshine ♪
638
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,419
♪ And I want the city lights ♪
639
00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:43,755
♪ The easy times
It feels right ♪
640
00:32:43,838 --> 00:32:46,424
♪ Oh, it tastes good
To say the words ♪
641
00:32:46,507 --> 00:32:47,967
♪ Well, some are mud ♪
642
00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:50,053
♪ I want an in thing ♪
643
00:32:50,136 --> 00:32:52,138
♪ You need an in thing ♪♪
644
00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:55,141
This is Morris.
645
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:57,477
My husband and I got him together.
646
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:58,895
My husband left.
647
00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:02,190
Morris took it pretty hard.
648
00:33:03,191 --> 00:33:05,568
Yeah, he died immediately.
649
00:33:07,111 --> 00:33:11,991
Let me get this straight. You are collecting
other people's junk in addition to your own?
650
00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,371
Oh, shut up, Jeff.
I should text Max about this.
651
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,748
- He likes to be up to date with galleries.
- No.
652
00:33:18,831 --> 00:33:21,167
- Don't do that.
- You're right. I'll slide in the DMs.
653
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,586
- That's more chill.
- You need to get a grip.
654
00:33:23,670 --> 00:33:25,963
He is dating a doctor
with the face of an angel.
655
00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,382
You're a monster.
656
00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:30,551
Thank you.
Okay, you need some sexual Listerine.
657
00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:31,969
Jeff agrees.
658
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,847
What about that new guy, Nick?
659
00:33:34,931 --> 00:33:38,935
Last time I slept with someone
I worked with, it ended very badly.
660
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,580
AMANDA: Oh, my God. That is so true, Jeff.
That does sound like progress.
661
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:42,438
Thank you.
662
00:33:42,522 --> 00:33:45,942
Why don't you invite your "friend" Nick
to my birthday?
663
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:48,986
- I came up with a new theme, murder karaoke.
- Oh.
664
00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,072
It combines my favorite things,
murder and karaoke.
665
00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,990
- A heavenly combo.
- A perfect combination.
666
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,451
NADINE:
You guys.
667
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,245
I am in love.
668
00:33:57,328 --> 00:34:00,915
Her name is Irina, and she's got
tiny baby bones like a baby chick,
669
00:34:00,998 --> 00:34:04,752
and I just wanna build a nest for her
and chew her food for her and feed her.
670
00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,462
Jesus, I give it two weeks.
671
00:34:06,546 --> 00:34:10,007
Do I detect cynicism
from the great believer of love?
672
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,927
She's right. You've banged
more Russian models than a tech billionaire.
673
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,138
- If you were a guy, we would hate you.
- Yeah.
674
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,764
- I don't need this.
- Yes, you do.
675
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:19,183
- No, I don't. No, I don't.
- Yes, you do. Eat the pasta.
676
00:34:19,267 --> 00:34:20,435
Okay.
677
00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:26,774
Hey, Nick, I...
678
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:30,695
- I can't work anymore this week, dude.
- Why?
679
00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:36,117
Your homeboy's been commissioned to build
a new table for that hotel in Fort Green.
680
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,661
Really? That place is so cheesy.
681
00:34:38,745 --> 00:34:41,956
Oh, my God. How dare I take their money
when you don't like their mason jars.
682
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,708
Look, man, I know...
683
00:34:43,791 --> 00:34:47,044
I know things are tough,
but I have a meeting at the bank on Friday,
684
00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:49,046
and I will get you your money.
685
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:51,549
- You are first on my list.
- Oh, there's a list?
686
00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:53,760
Can I see the list, or...?
687
00:34:53,843 --> 00:34:56,262
- It's a theoretical list. Nick...
- It's gonna happen.
688
00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,473
- Come on.
- I can't keep doing this, man.
689
00:34:58,556 --> 00:35:02,310
I got a family. All right?
I have responsibilities. I'm sorry.
690
00:35:03,311 --> 00:35:05,646
Don't shut off on me. I--
691
00:35:05,730 --> 00:35:07,440
Show me those blushy cheeks.
692
00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:10,401
Oh, my God. I just feel so warm inside
when I see them. Show me--
693
00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:12,695
I'm fine, man. Please, just go, okay?
694
00:35:12,779 --> 00:35:14,363
All right.
695
00:35:14,447 --> 00:35:17,825
Good morning, building buds!
Who's ready to work?
696
00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:19,327
Because I am. Check me out.
697
00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:21,996
Look at this belt,
a practical belt for tools.
698
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:22,997
- Mm-hm.
- Ha!
699
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,917
- Here is your coffee, Marky Mark.
- All right, Lucy Liu.
700
00:35:26,918 --> 00:35:30,338
- And then, for you, I got the special milks.
- Thank you.
701
00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:32,439
- Dude.
- Sorry.
702
00:35:32,465 --> 00:35:36,469
Her Majesty looks a little upset
this morning, so tread lightly.
703
00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:40,765
Oh, no. We need to talk about our feelings?
Because the CFO has arrived.
704
00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:42,683
Chief Feelings Officer is here.
705
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:46,145
- Let's hold hands. Okay, bring it in, guys.
- God. Dad jokes. Okay, I'm out.
706
00:35:46,229 --> 00:35:47,355
- See you, dude.
- Bye.
707
00:35:49,023 --> 00:35:50,983
- Who is that?
- Yeah, you're in the right place.
708
00:35:52,026 --> 00:35:54,862
- Hi.
- Hey. Uh... Whew.
709
00:35:54,946 --> 00:35:58,825
- Are you here for the Broken Heart Gallery?
- Yeah. Is this that heartbreak thing?
710
00:35:58,908 --> 00:36:02,161
Yeah. You're in the right place.
Welcome. I'm Lucy, head curator.
711
00:36:02,245 --> 00:36:03,830
Yeah. Willhelmina.
712
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:05,915
So, how's this whole thing work?
713
00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,835
I don't know.
How does this whole thing work?
714
00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:13,214
Well, why don't you we start
by you telling me what you brought and why?
715
00:36:13,297 --> 00:36:17,635
Yeah. Well, met my ex, Gina,
while I was actually--
716
00:36:17,718 --> 00:36:18,818
Oh, wait. Pause.
717
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:21,097
Do you mind if I record this?
718
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:23,766
- Just, you know, for our socials.
- Yeah. Sure.
719
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,434
Take a step back against this.
720
00:36:25,518 --> 00:36:27,228
- Right. Here?
- Ooh, that is perfect.
721
00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:28,771
And go.
722
00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:30,356
I was in the hospital.
723
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:33,192
I was recovering
from a pretty nasty skydiving accident.
724
00:36:33,276 --> 00:36:36,779
She was my nurse
and had a body cast covered all my tats,
725
00:36:36,863 --> 00:36:39,323
so Gina, she drew these ones on for me.
726
00:36:39,407 --> 00:36:41,367
When I could walk, I asked her to marry me.
727
00:36:41,450 --> 00:36:43,536
But then she changed her mind
three weeks later.
728
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:45,788
- No.
- Damn, Gina.
729
00:36:45,872 --> 00:36:47,373
WILLHELMINA:
Anyway, time passed,
730
00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:52,211
but this just sat in the corner
of my bedroom, taunting me.
731
00:36:52,295 --> 00:36:57,758
- How long have you held on to it for?
- Six-- Five years. Five years.
732
00:36:57,842 --> 00:37:01,846
Feels good to admit that, you know?
Then I heard about this place, so...
733
00:37:01,929 --> 00:37:04,515
And how exactly did you hear
about this place?
734
00:37:04,599 --> 00:37:07,685
- My masseuse's Instagram.
- And how did your masseuse hear about it?
735
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:10,688
Don't listen to him.
Are you ready to hand it over?
736
00:37:10,771 --> 00:37:12,815
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
LUCY: Okay.
737
00:37:12,899 --> 00:37:14,317
[GRUNTS]
738
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,152
It has an odor.
739
00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:17,904
Okay. Mm.
740
00:37:17,987 --> 00:37:19,363
LUCY: You did it.
- I did it.
741
00:37:19,447 --> 00:37:20,740
How does it feel?
742
00:37:20,823 --> 00:37:25,786
This is the first time in, like, five years
that I feel a little lighter.
743
00:37:25,870 --> 00:37:27,330
- Really?
- Yeah.
744
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,207
That's amazing. Thank you.
745
00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:33,628
If you ever wanna see this again,
you can visit any time.
746
00:37:33,711 --> 00:37:35,713
- It'll be in my care, right here.
- Okay.
747
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:38,716
Or, perhaps, at another location.
748
00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:41,385
No, definitely at this location.
Don't worry about him.
749
00:37:41,469 --> 00:37:44,388
- Who is he?
- Just one last thing.
750
00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:47,058
We just ask for a small donation.
751
00:37:47,141 --> 00:37:49,518
- Just to keep the gallery going.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
752
00:37:49,602 --> 00:37:52,772
There you go. It's only 5 bucks.
It's all I have.
753
00:37:52,855 --> 00:37:54,357
- Perfect.
- All right.
754
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,067
Thank you so much.
755
00:37:58,194 --> 00:37:59,654
We're in business, baby.
756
00:37:59,737 --> 00:38:03,366
And Bonus Jonas, I'm making you clams.
757
00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:06,994
I'm going to take this.
758
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,210
LUCY:
Thing about breakups is,
759
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,963
someone can ruin your life
just by disappearing, you know?
760
00:38:17,046 --> 00:38:20,174
And then you hang on to the hope
that they'll barrel through your door
761
00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:23,761
full of believable explanations
as to why they didn't actually ghost you,
762
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:26,806
or lose your number,
or just stop loving you.
763
00:38:26,889 --> 00:38:30,810
So what my ex left was a jar
of organic Choconut.
764
00:38:30,893 --> 00:38:34,271
So, heartbroken,
I would spoon it little by little
765
00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:37,650
while listening to Michael Bolton's
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again."
766
00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,235
It's rancid now.
767
00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:42,530
Kind of like my ex-girlfriend's soul.
I hate you. Just kidding.
768
00:38:42,613 --> 00:38:43,739
I hope you die.
769
00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:45,032
How do you get over someone?
770
00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:47,868
You just press some button on your body
and morph into a cyborg?
771
00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:51,163
Just keep going.
Don't look back, don't dwell on anything.
772
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:53,290
Okay, so you just bottle everything up
773
00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:56,293
until you implode
in a fiery act of self-destruction?
774
00:38:56,377 --> 00:38:59,422
No. I manage my expectations.
775
00:38:59,505 --> 00:39:01,173
[♪♪♪]
776
00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:07,263
Marcos took another job.
777
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:10,307
Our interior designer quit last week,
but I'm fine.
778
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:11,892
I'm not upset. Why?
779
00:39:11,976 --> 00:39:16,355
Because I saw it coming a mile away
and I managed my expectations.
780
00:39:16,439 --> 00:39:21,152
Okay, so you don't ask anything of anyone,
which is why you're not asking me right now.
781
00:39:22,153 --> 00:39:25,239
- Asking you what?
- I'll be your interior designer.
782
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:26,574
- Come on!
- Good God.
783
00:39:26,657 --> 00:39:29,785
Designer is just a fancy word for curator.
Or it's the other way around.
784
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:32,788
I don't know, but regardless,
there's cool stuff all around us.
785
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:34,790
You just need someone
to help you look for it.
786
00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:38,335
NICK: Okay, but cool stuff means expensive,
and I'm pretty much broke.
787
00:39:38,419 --> 00:39:42,339
LUCY: The key to collecting is seeing value
where others usually don't.
788
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,051
You know, one lady's trash is
another lady's treasure.
789
00:39:45,134 --> 00:39:46,552
Kind of like relationships.
790
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:49,388
NICK: And where might
one find these treasures?
791
00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:50,723
LUCY:
Well, it is moving day.
792
00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:52,975
First day of the month,
leases start and end,
793
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:56,645
so New Yorkers are leaving pure gold
out on these streets.
794
00:39:56,729 --> 00:39:59,523
She's cute, she's charming,
she's calling my name.
795
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:03,402
- She looks like rats live inside of her.
- Then she's habitable.
796
00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:06,947
Lucy, it's 40 blocks to the Chloe.
We are-- We're not walking.
797
00:40:07,031 --> 00:40:08,032
[CHUCKLES]
798
00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,659
Welcome to the nonviolent firearms show.
799
00:40:10,743 --> 00:40:11,660
Oh, my God.
800
00:40:11,744 --> 00:40:14,747
How do I seem to find myself
in this predicament?
801
00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:20,878
I'm tired. Can we take a break?
802
00:40:20,961 --> 00:40:21,962
[LAUGHS]
803
00:40:22,046 --> 00:40:24,131
Absolutely not. This was your idea.
804
00:40:24,215 --> 00:40:27,343
Fine, but can you distract me?
Tell me your life story.
805
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:29,428
- My life story?
- Yeah.
806
00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,180
But my life hasn't even happened yet.
807
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:34,141
Don't you ever think about
what you're gonna tell your biographer?
808
00:40:35,142 --> 00:40:38,562
- Is that something you think about?
- All the time. It'll begin as such:
809
00:40:38,646 --> 00:40:40,815
"It all started
on a sticky August afternoon."
810
00:40:40,898 --> 00:40:43,692
Oh, my God. Lucy, stop. Stop it.
811
00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:46,654
Okay. Your life story. Go.
812
00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,156
- Really?
- Yes.
813
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,866
Oh, umm...
814
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:55,329
My parents really never settled down.
We moved a ton.
815
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:57,081
That must have been hard.
816
00:40:57,164 --> 00:41:00,167
- Think it make-- Made me independent.
- Hm.
817
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:02,711
So where would you go on holidays?
818
00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:04,421
Grandma's house.
819
00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:07,258
Hm. Tell me more about G-Ma.
820
00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:12,012
Well, she lived in this little place
called Kenosha, which is in Wisconsin.
821
00:41:12,096 --> 00:41:14,056
She looked like a Keebler elf.
822
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:18,394
My grandma loved two things,
football and boxing.
823
00:41:18,477 --> 00:41:21,355
- Mm. Nice.
- She chewed tobacco till she was 90.
824
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:24,108
And I always thought
she was this sweet old grandma,
825
00:41:24,191 --> 00:41:27,111
but it turns out
she was a bookie her entire life.
826
00:41:27,194 --> 00:41:30,322
- Okay, Grandma.
- I know. What a badass!
827
00:41:30,406 --> 00:41:34,076
After she died, they found
a wad of cash under her mattress.
828
00:41:35,077 --> 00:41:36,579
And she left it for me.
829
00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:39,623
- So that's what you used to start the Chloe.
- Yeah.
830
00:41:39,707 --> 00:41:42,626
And then you named it after her?
That's such a sweet tribute.
831
00:41:42,710 --> 00:41:45,588
- I didn't actually--
- Ice cream!
832
00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:47,673
[ICE CREAM TRUCK PLAYING JINGLE]
833
00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:49,925
LUCY:
Hey!
834
00:41:51,635 --> 00:41:53,304
[♪♪♪]
835
00:41:57,433 --> 00:42:00,519
LUCY: You know, we still haven't been
to the coolest little shop in Brooklyn.
836
00:42:00,603 --> 00:42:03,147
Only real insiders know about it.
837
00:42:04,315 --> 00:42:06,483
NICK:
And what about you? Why New York?
838
00:42:06,567 --> 00:42:08,319
I followed a man.
839
00:42:08,402 --> 00:42:10,779
Did the man know you were following him?
840
00:42:10,863 --> 00:42:14,617
He did when I snuck into his apartment,
impaled him with an ice pick
841
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,785
and feasted on his remains.
842
00:42:16,869 --> 00:42:18,287
Frightening.
843
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,789
But what's the real reason?
844
00:42:24,043 --> 00:42:28,589
Well, growing up, my mom was
an art history professor at Bard.
845
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:31,342
So it was winter like 90 months of the year.
846
00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:35,012
So every weekend,
she'd take me to the Hessel Museum.
847
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:41,310
And she taught me
that art tells stories about people, places,
848
00:42:41,393 --> 00:42:44,104
movements, moments in time.
849
00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:51,111
The coolest thing about my mom is,
she really sees art...
850
00:42:51,195 --> 00:42:54,031
in everything.
851
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:56,033
Like, anywhere.
852
00:43:00,496 --> 00:43:03,249
What city has more art than New York?
853
00:43:08,545 --> 00:43:13,217
You know, I think this project is really
having a positive impact on me.
854
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:15,594
I woke up this morning,
my pillow was totally dry.
855
00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:18,097
And then feel my bag. It's so light.
856
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:21,392
I am growing too.
I have not called you a hoarder today.
857
00:43:21,475 --> 00:43:23,310
Ha. Typical man.
858
00:43:23,394 --> 00:43:25,980
Proud of himself for something
that isn't an achievement.
859
00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:28,774
Okay. Good talk. I'm gonna go get a coffee.
860
00:43:28,857 --> 00:43:30,317
Do you want anything?
861
00:43:30,401 --> 00:43:33,153
No, I quit coffee.
Only water or booze for this temple.
862
00:43:33,237 --> 00:43:34,989
I'm Paleo.
863
00:43:35,072 --> 00:43:39,493
- I'm not sure that's what Paleo means.
- No, no. It has to do with nuts.
864
00:43:39,576 --> 00:43:42,663
- Okay. I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
865
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:47,084
- Hi there.
- Hi.
866
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,629
MAX:
I'm here for the 72-inch television.
867
00:43:50,713 --> 00:43:54,133
You guys are like
the last book shop on earth, huh?
868
00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:56,135
We're the real deal.
It was my grandfather's.
869
00:43:56,218 --> 00:43:59,930
Oh, okay. Well, I was about
to say something that--
870
00:44:00,014 --> 00:44:02,725
It wouldn't have gone well.
Anyway, thank you so much.
871
00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:05,144
- Have a great day.
- All right.
872
00:44:06,145 --> 00:44:10,566
- Oh, hey! Your case.
- I got it. I know him.
873
00:44:11,692 --> 00:44:13,694
[♪♪♪]
874
00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:23,203
[BABY CRYING]
875
00:44:23,287 --> 00:44:25,080
Excuse me. Do you mind?
876
00:44:25,164 --> 00:44:27,750
Move! Oh, my God! Move.
877
00:44:28,751 --> 00:44:32,421
Excuse me. Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood? Okay.
878
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,298
Do you have a moment
for Planned Parenthood?
879
00:44:34,381 --> 00:44:36,633
- Uh... Yes.
- Thanks.
880
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:38,510
I gotta go.
881
00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:40,596
Do you have a moment for Planned Parenthood?
882
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:43,307
Oh, you don't care
about reproductive rights?
883
00:44:47,561 --> 00:44:48,979
MAX:
It's a first edition.
884
00:44:49,063 --> 00:44:51,398
- No.
- Yeah.
885
00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:53,067
Lucy! Oh!
886
00:44:55,152 --> 00:44:56,403
Max!
887
00:44:56,487 --> 00:44:58,155
Hi! Oh, my God.
888
00:44:58,238 --> 00:45:00,491
This is so random. Um...
889
00:45:02,117 --> 00:45:03,217
Hi.
890
00:45:03,911 --> 00:45:04,870
[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
891
00:45:04,953 --> 00:45:06,997
- Oh, French.
- Oh, sorry.
892
00:45:07,081 --> 00:45:10,209
I just got back from Paris,
so still in there.
893
00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:13,754
MAX: Heh. This is Amelia.
- Right.
894
00:45:13,837 --> 00:45:17,716
You saw her the night that...
895
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:20,302
Are you okay? I'm a doctor, so...
896
00:45:20,386 --> 00:45:22,930
Me? Me? Me good. Me... I'm great.
897
00:45:23,013 --> 00:45:25,682
Because last time... You know.
898
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,351
Oh.
899
00:45:27,434 --> 00:45:29,436
Right. That night. Oh, my God.
900
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,646
That was such a fun night.
901
00:45:30,729 --> 00:45:33,857
I was just really living my truth
and, like, enjoying myself.
902
00:45:33,941 --> 00:45:35,317
I'm in my mid-20s.
903
00:45:35,401 --> 00:45:37,277
You know, I barely even wash my face.
904
00:45:37,361 --> 00:45:40,197
And sometimes I moisturize, if I feel fancy.
905
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,117
But I just have the collagen
ready to go. I'm 26, so...
906
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,327
Lucy! Hi.
907
00:45:45,411 --> 00:45:47,413
There you are. Uh...
908
00:45:48,455 --> 00:45:50,416
Got the flat white for you.
909
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:54,628
- I...
- Yeah. I'm her assistant, Nick.
910
00:45:54,711 --> 00:45:56,880
- Hey. I'm Max.
- Hi.
911
00:45:56,964 --> 00:46:00,509
This one really knows
how to treat her staff, you know?
912
00:46:00,592 --> 00:46:02,719
- Staff?
NICK: She didn't tell you?
913
00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,681
Lucy started her own gallery.
914
00:46:05,764 --> 00:46:09,184
Yeah. Big deal. I mean,
it's still underground, but it's gonna be...
915
00:46:10,185 --> 00:46:13,480
It's gonna blow up. Big. Big time.
Blowing. Lots of blowing up.
916
00:46:13,564 --> 00:46:15,274
That's, um...
917
00:46:15,357 --> 00:46:17,109
That's exceptional. Um...
918
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:19,862
Where is it? I'd love to come visit.
919
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:23,532
And we would also love you
to come visit sometime,
920
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:26,160
but we are late
for that meeting with that--
921
00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:29,746
- Meeting. Larry.
- Larry! Larry.
922
00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:31,248
- Gagosian?
- Mm-hm.
923
00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:32,332
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
924
00:46:32,416 --> 00:46:34,543
He's like a...
How did you describe him? Like a...
925
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:37,004
Oh, he's like a post-modern teddy bear.
926
00:46:37,087 --> 00:46:39,256
- Just the sweetest guy.
- Yeah.
927
00:46:39,339 --> 00:46:40,549
You know?
928
00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:42,676
- Oh, yeah.
- Never met him.
929
00:46:42,759 --> 00:46:44,928
- We have to--
- Yeah, he hates it when we're late.
930
00:46:45,012 --> 00:46:46,388
- We should really run.
- He does.
931
00:46:46,472 --> 00:46:48,599
- Um, but great to see you.
- Nice to meet you.
932
00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:53,228
Gagosian? Okay. Shit.
933
00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:54,412
[CHUCKLES]
934
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,900
He's just moved on. It's...
935
00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:00,527
Why is it so hard for me
and so easy for him?
936
00:47:00,611 --> 00:47:04,239
- Am I that forgettable?
- Are you kidding me? Max aches for you.
937
00:47:04,323 --> 00:47:08,327
He said so himself.
You're the wild card, the fun, the sparkle.
938
00:47:08,410 --> 00:47:12,247
- You think so?
- I... He thinks so.
939
00:47:12,331 --> 00:47:13,999
- Yes.
- Right.
940
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,045
- Come on. Let's go in here.
- Okay.
941
00:47:19,046 --> 00:47:21,798
LUCY: Do you think Max
and the doctor have moved in together?
942
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:25,552
No. No, Max likes his personal space, so...
943
00:47:26,011 --> 00:47:29,973
Ugh, she probably has an amazing
but crazy skin care routine.
944
00:47:30,974 --> 00:47:32,935
What if he likes it?
945
00:47:34,228 --> 00:47:35,812
Wait, where are we?
946
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:38,440
Great, is this the third attempt at murder?
947
00:47:38,524 --> 00:47:41,944
Can we get it over and done with, please?
Just put me out of my misery.
948
00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,530
Hey, Yan. Do your thing.
949
00:47:45,822 --> 00:47:47,824
[♪♪♪]
950
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:58,544
- What?
YAN: I'll never tire of that reaction.
951
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:01,463
- Yan.
- Hey, man. How's the hotel going?
952
00:48:01,547 --> 00:48:03,131
Excellent.
953
00:48:03,215 --> 00:48:05,634
Don't listen to her.
She's a glass-half-full kind of gal.
954
00:48:05,717 --> 00:48:09,846
You're right, yeah.
It's better to be a brooding cynic.
955
00:48:09,930 --> 00:48:12,474
Can you please go get my sign?
956
00:48:13,517 --> 00:48:15,561
So he just makes anything in neon?
957
00:48:15,644 --> 00:48:17,604
Yeah, including a blinking sign
over your head
958
00:48:17,688 --> 00:48:20,148
- that says "Keep Back 200 Feet."
- Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
959
00:48:20,232 --> 00:48:24,236
Check this out. It's gonna look great
hanging in the lobby of the Chloe.
960
00:48:24,319 --> 00:48:25,904
[SPEAKING LATIN]
961
00:48:25,988 --> 00:48:30,909
It's Latin for "Into the middle of things."
It's what the hotel stands for.
962
00:48:30,993 --> 00:48:35,664
It's a place where people will meet
and intersect in our story.
963
00:48:36,748 --> 00:48:40,335
The Chloe will always be a place
they stopped along the way.
964
00:48:41,336 --> 00:48:44,506
- See? I have feelings.
- Mm...
965
00:48:45,007 --> 00:48:47,009
[♪♪♪]
966
00:49:14,411 --> 00:49:17,664
LUCY: Remember when I drove my car
into a parked school bus?
967
00:49:17,748 --> 00:49:20,834
Well, I'm not the mess you once knew.
968
00:49:20,917 --> 00:49:23,170
I have my shit together.
969
00:49:23,253 --> 00:49:24,630
Promise.
970
00:49:25,631 --> 00:49:28,800
- Hey. Who was that?
- No one.
971
00:49:28,884 --> 00:49:32,554
Oh, hello, fancy pants.
Where are you off to?
972
00:49:32,638 --> 00:49:35,390
Well, we are going to the bank.
973
00:49:35,474 --> 00:49:38,769
I have that meeting, and I am terrified.
974
00:49:38,852 --> 00:49:40,937
This is it. Make or break, right?
975
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:44,566
- I'm coming along to play the race card.
- I think it'll be very effective.
976
00:49:44,650 --> 00:49:46,276
- Thank you.
- Look on the bright side.
977
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,321
The gallery is bringing in
a bunch of revenue.
978
00:49:49,404 --> 00:49:52,866
No. I'm cautiously optimistic
in a very negative way.
979
00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:55,327
- I've lost all hope.
- But we should probably--
980
00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:57,329
Wait, wait. Before you go, take a seat.
981
00:49:57,412 --> 00:49:59,247
- I want you to listen to this.
- We're--
982
00:49:59,331 --> 00:50:02,250
No, come on. It'll just take a minute.
It'll be good for you.
983
00:50:02,334 --> 00:50:04,002
I need to share.
984
00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:07,130
"Dwayne and I met on New Year's Eve.
985
00:50:07,214 --> 00:50:08,965
We stole this bottle of champagne
986
00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:11,343
and resolved to drink it together
the next year.
987
00:50:11,426 --> 00:50:14,805
But Dwayne got sick
and next year never came.
988
00:50:14,888 --> 00:50:17,099
Lately, I've found myself drinking alone,
989
00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:21,228
but this is the one bottle
I can't bring myself to open."
990
00:50:21,311 --> 00:50:24,147
Nope. Nope!
991
00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,443
- Nick, are you crying?
MARCOS: Why--?
992
00:50:28,527 --> 00:50:30,153
No. Why would I...? What?
993
00:50:30,237 --> 00:50:32,322
Why wouldn't you cry? Dwayne is dead, dude.
994
00:50:32,406 --> 00:50:35,158
They're about to drink a bottle together
and now he's a ghost.
995
00:50:35,242 --> 00:50:38,412
He didn't ghost him. He's an actual ghost.
Why would you do that to us?
996
00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:41,248
We said we're about to blackmail a man
into giving us money.
997
00:50:41,331 --> 00:50:43,542
I don't know. Crying's my favorite activity.
998
00:50:43,625 --> 00:50:45,627
- It's true. She's very good at it.
- Thank you.
999
00:50:45,711 --> 00:50:49,756
Last weekend we got together, and we just
re-enacted scenes from The Notebook.
1000
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:51,800
- I wrote you every day.
- Every day?
1001
00:50:51,883 --> 00:50:54,803
- I wrote you every day!
- I never stopped thinking--
1002
00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:59,933
As much as I admire this budding friendship,
we have to go because we are running late.
1003
00:51:00,016 --> 00:51:01,393
Sure.
1004
00:51:01,476 --> 00:51:03,353
- Upper hands. Okay.
- Marcos, let's go.
1005
00:51:03,437 --> 00:51:05,856
- You got this. Good luck.
MARCOS: I'm okay.
1006
00:51:05,939 --> 00:51:09,151
April, 2006. Maxwell Desmond's bar mitzvah.
1007
00:51:09,234 --> 00:51:12,237
So I show up and I do my best move for him.
1008
00:51:13,238 --> 00:51:14,114
He was just kidding.
1009
00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:17,159
He actually had gotten
an over-the-pants handy
1010
00:51:17,242 --> 00:51:19,745
from Jenny Gluck that night. Um...
1011
00:51:19,828 --> 00:51:25,375
So I've kept this yarmulke
as a reminder that men can hurt you.
1012
00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,920
[HEADBAND'S "REBEL" PLAYING]
1013
00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:33,717
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1014
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,802
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1015
00:51:37,596 --> 00:51:40,557
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1016
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,560
♪ I'm a rebel
I'm on another level ♪
1017
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:46,605
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1018
00:51:46,688 --> 00:51:49,524
♪ I'm a rebel
I'm on another level ♪
1019
00:51:49,608 --> 00:51:51,943
♪ I'm a rebel
And I love it, love it ♪
1020
00:51:52,027 --> 00:51:54,112
♪ So I keep running
Running... ♪♪
1021
00:51:54,196 --> 00:51:55,447
LUCY:
"You're not a hoarder."
1022
00:51:55,530 --> 00:51:58,617
"Thank you for saying that.
I do really appreciate that."
1023
00:51:59,618 --> 00:52:01,620
"You hair looks great." "Yours does."
1024
00:52:01,703 --> 00:52:03,455
"Thanking you--"
1025
00:52:03,538 --> 00:52:06,333
Hi. Uh, gallery donation?
1026
00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:08,418
- Is Nick here?
- No.
1027
00:52:08,502 --> 00:52:10,378
Just me. Us.
1028
00:52:10,462 --> 00:52:11,562
[CHUCKLES]
1029
00:52:12,255 --> 00:52:13,355
Cool.
1030
00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:17,093
Uh, do you want me to tell him
you stopped by? Leave a message?
1031
00:52:18,303 --> 00:52:19,403
No.
1032
00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,723
Okay.
1033
00:52:25,268 --> 00:52:27,103
See you later.
1034
00:52:29,648 --> 00:52:31,008
"She kind of seemed like a bitch."
1035
00:52:31,066 --> 00:52:32,067
[GASPS]
1036
00:52:32,150 --> 00:52:34,820
Stop. You can't say that. Go.
1037
00:52:35,821 --> 00:52:37,447
No.
1038
00:52:38,490 --> 00:52:40,909
No! Think about what you said.
1039
00:52:40,992 --> 00:52:45,038
♪ Okay, it's my birthday
Look me right here... ♪♪
1040
00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:47,332
[SCREAMING]
1041
00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,417
[ALL EXCLAIMING]
1042
00:52:53,380 --> 00:52:55,215
ALL:
♪ She's sweet but a psycho ♪
1043
00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:57,050
♪ A little bit psycho ♪
1044
00:52:57,133 --> 00:53:00,136
♪ At night she's screaming
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪
1045
00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:04,474
♪ Oh, she's sweet but a psycho
A little bit psycho ♪
1046
00:53:04,558 --> 00:53:07,936
♪ At night she's screaming
"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind" ♪♪
1047
00:53:08,019 --> 00:53:09,437
[APPLAUDING]
1048
00:53:09,521 --> 00:53:13,400
Ha-ha. That was sweet but psycho.
Next up, we got Ben.
1049
00:53:13,483 --> 00:53:15,527
"I Wanna Know What Love Is."
1050
00:53:15,610 --> 00:53:18,864
Hi, thank you, guys,
so much for coming to my-- Jeff.
1051
00:53:18,947 --> 00:53:21,032
For coming to my birthday.
1052
00:53:21,116 --> 00:53:23,451
I know this is a really important day
for all of us,
1053
00:53:23,535 --> 00:53:26,288
and, you know,
as I was reflecting on my last 27 years,
1054
00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:28,331
I was kind of thinking ahead to my death.
1055
00:53:28,415 --> 00:53:29,958
- What is happening?
- Eyes up.
1056
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:33,545
And I was thinking that at my funeral,
I wanna be taxidermied
1057
00:53:33,628 --> 00:53:36,423
and I want a photo booth
so people can come and take photos of me.
1058
00:53:36,506 --> 00:53:39,175
And I'll have wine and hats
and different things.
1059
00:53:39,259 --> 00:53:41,428
- What do you guys think of that?
- Inspired!
1060
00:53:41,511 --> 00:53:44,472
- Happy birthday, Amanda!
- Happy birthday, Amanda.
1061
00:53:44,556 --> 00:53:46,558
- How's it going?
- Hi!
1062
00:53:46,641 --> 00:53:49,519
- I picked up your dead man cake...
AMANDA: Oh, my God, thank you.
1063
00:53:49,603 --> 00:53:51,163
...that you asked a stranger to get for you.
1064
00:53:51,187 --> 00:53:53,815
This is my wife Randy
and that's my baby inside of her.
1065
00:53:53,899 --> 00:53:56,568
Oh, my God, tell us everything
about being pregnant.
1066
00:53:56,651 --> 00:53:59,112
Pretty terrible so far.
1067
00:53:59,195 --> 00:54:02,532
Well, the making of it was fun,
the creating it.
1068
00:54:02,616 --> 00:54:03,909
I'll shut up.
1069
00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:07,996
♪ I just died
In your arms tonight ♪
1070
00:54:08,079 --> 00:54:11,374
♪ It must have been something you said ♪
1071
00:54:11,458 --> 00:54:16,046
♪ I just died in your arms tonight ♪♪
1072
00:54:16,129 --> 00:54:18,798
I wanna murder your face!
1073
00:54:18,882 --> 00:54:20,008
I love you!
1074
00:54:20,091 --> 00:54:22,844
I wanna push you down the stairs,
I love you so much.
1075
00:54:22,928 --> 00:54:24,596
Do you ever worry about Jeff's safety?
1076
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:26,932
Oh, he's a dead man,
but it is the rule of friendship
1077
00:54:27,015 --> 00:54:31,186
you can't really testify
against your friends, so I know nothing.
1078
00:54:31,269 --> 00:54:34,564
- Totally.
- Hey, I have something to show you.
1079
00:54:35,941 --> 00:54:38,860
- We're in New York Magazine, baby!
- Oh, my God. What?
1080
00:54:38,944 --> 00:54:40,570
- I know. It's...
- Shit.
1081
00:54:40,654 --> 00:54:43,657
- This is amazing news.
- Can't wait until Max sees this.
1082
00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:47,118
- I have moved from denial to anger.
- What do you mean?
1083
00:54:47,202 --> 00:54:51,414
Oh, the five stages of grief.
I am angry at Max and I want revenge.
1084
00:54:51,498 --> 00:54:55,251
And I'm not talking about squirting lube
all over his good suits.
1085
00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:57,629
Is that something that you've done?
1086
00:54:57,712 --> 00:55:00,674
We open the gallery
with a Broken Hearts ball.
1087
00:55:00,757 --> 00:55:04,719
Gatsby style.
Call every influencer in New York.
1088
00:55:07,514 --> 00:55:11,935
Honestly, I'd love to say yes, Lucy,
but I haven't heard if I got the loan.
1089
00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:15,063
It's not looking good. I'm really worried.
1090
00:55:19,442 --> 00:55:21,903
- But if I get it...
- We can do it?
1091
00:55:23,863 --> 00:55:25,573
We can do it.
1092
00:55:25,657 --> 00:55:28,702
- Yes!
- I don't know when.
1093
00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:34,582
All right, next up we got Lucy and Nick
singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
1094
00:55:34,666 --> 00:55:36,751
I don't really-- Lucy, I don't sing.
1095
00:55:36,835 --> 00:55:41,339
We haven't spoken about this,
but I have a really shocking singing voice.
1096
00:55:41,423 --> 00:55:44,509
Karaoke's not about talent.
It's about commitment. Everyone knows that.
1097
00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:46,219
Yeah, but I'll make a fool of myself.
1098
00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:49,305
That is one of life's greatest pleasures.
I should know.
1099
00:55:49,389 --> 00:55:52,517
- Do we have Lucy? Do we have Nick?
LUCY: Yep, coming up.
1100
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,769
I'm sober. I'm dead sober.
1101
00:55:54,853 --> 00:55:56,896
- Thought you might say that.
- Here's some shots.
1102
00:55:56,980 --> 00:56:01,901
- Okay, no, this is very-- We actually--
- No, no, no, that's perfect. Thank you.
1103
00:56:01,985 --> 00:56:04,696
- What's your excuse now, huh?
- Nothing.
1104
00:56:04,779 --> 00:56:06,465
["DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"
PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS]
1105
00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:08,450
[CROWD CHEERING]
1106
00:56:09,034 --> 00:56:12,328
- We got this, Nick. No, Nick!
- I'm gonna go.
1107
00:56:14,748 --> 00:56:18,168
BOTH:
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1108
00:56:18,251 --> 00:56:20,253
♪ I couldn't if I tried ♪
1109
00:56:20,336 --> 00:56:22,338
I like this song.
1110
00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:24,799
♪ Oh, honey, if I get restless ♪
1111
00:56:25,842 --> 00:56:27,844
♪ Baby, you're not that kind ♪
1112
00:56:27,927 --> 00:56:31,097
[ALL HUMMING "DON'T GO BREAKING
MY HEART"]
1113
00:56:31,181 --> 00:56:32,932
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1114
00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:34,559
Oh, damn.
1115
00:56:34,642 --> 00:56:37,270
♪ You take the weight
Off of me ♪
1116
00:56:37,353 --> 00:56:38,813
I love you!
1117
00:56:38,897 --> 00:56:41,191
♪ Oh, honey, when you knock on my door ♪
1118
00:56:42,317 --> 00:56:44,736
♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪
1119
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:47,363
[ALL HUMMING]
1120
00:56:47,447 --> 00:56:51,951
♪ Ooh-hoo
Nobody knows it ♪
1121
00:56:54,537 --> 00:56:58,374
- ♪ Right from the start ♪
- ♪ I gave you my heart ♪
1122
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:03,088
♪ Oh-ho, I gave you my heart ♪
1123
00:57:03,171 --> 00:57:05,632
[ALL HUMMING]
1124
00:57:06,174 --> 00:57:07,374
♪ Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1125
00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:09,469
- Am I on the right rhythm?
- Oh, that's good.
1126
00:57:09,552 --> 00:57:13,139
♪ I won't go breaking your heart
Don't go breaking my heart ♪
1127
00:57:13,223 --> 00:57:17,685
♪ Don't go breaking my
I won't go breaking your heart ♪♪
1128
00:57:17,769 --> 00:57:19,813
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
1129
00:57:22,315 --> 00:57:24,234
Nick, everyone!
1130
00:57:25,235 --> 00:57:27,570
Does everyone remember
that it's my birthday?
1131
00:57:27,654 --> 00:57:29,030
[ALL CHEERING]
1132
00:57:29,114 --> 00:57:33,159
- How sad are you gonna be when I die?
- Terrified of life without you.
1133
00:57:33,243 --> 00:57:36,746
Unless there's kids involved
and it will probably fill up that void.
1134
00:57:36,830 --> 00:57:38,206
But you'll be missed.
1135
00:57:38,289 --> 00:57:42,001
- You can't marry within a year.
- I won't. Who would I marry?
1136
00:57:42,085 --> 00:57:44,462
- Which one of my friends would you marry?
- Amanda.
1137
00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:47,132
Just kidding. It's not like
I've thought about it before.
1138
00:57:47,215 --> 00:57:48,925
- I think that's a good fit.
- Right?
1139
00:57:49,008 --> 00:57:50,426
I approve of that.
1140
00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:54,305
- You guys talking about death again?
- Mm-hm. It's our foreplay.
1141
00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:58,268
- Mm. Mm.
RANDY: Do it now.
1142
00:57:58,351 --> 00:57:59,686
Yes, ma'am.
1143
00:58:00,687 --> 00:58:02,981
♪ You're cute
When you beep-beep-beep, how do you--? ♪♪
1144
00:58:03,064 --> 00:58:05,209
RANDY: It's not a joke, that's okay.
MARCOS: That wasn't a truck--
1145
00:58:05,233 --> 00:58:08,570
- Can't compare me to a truck.
- It wasn't a truck, but it was like...
1146
00:58:08,653 --> 00:58:10,071
It was a truck backing up.
1147
00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:13,741
- So let me ask you something.
- Sure.
1148
00:58:13,825 --> 00:58:16,536
- You're spending every day with her, right?
- Yes.
1149
00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:19,998
Dude, I haven't seen you this happy since...
Don't make me say her name.
1150
00:58:20,081 --> 00:58:22,792
Okay, can we not talk about this,
please, Marcos?
1151
00:58:22,876 --> 00:58:25,712
You are a straight, white dude in America.
1152
00:58:25,795 --> 00:58:28,590
If your only thing is that
you don't wanna fall in love, like--
1153
00:58:28,673 --> 00:58:30,133
- Can you please--?
- Cry me a river.
1154
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,093
- Marcos, can we please not do this?
- We are.
1155
00:58:32,177 --> 00:58:34,596
We are in the conversation
you don't wanna be in.
1156
00:58:34,679 --> 00:58:37,223
And I'm saying it--
No, I'm saying goodbye. Okay?
1157
00:58:37,307 --> 00:58:38,407
[LUCY WHOOPING]
1158
00:58:38,433 --> 00:58:43,688
♪ Yeah
It's a party in the U.S.A. ♪
1159
00:58:43,771 --> 00:58:48,568
♪ Yeah
It's a party in the U.S.A. ♪♪
1160
00:58:48,651 --> 00:58:51,613
Oh, my God. You guys, I--
1161
00:58:51,696 --> 00:58:54,407
I'm getting too skinny.
I'm wasting away right now.
1162
00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:57,118
I think it's really important
that we go get tacos, like--
1163
00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:59,787
I want a taco and I wanna sleep in a taco.
1164
00:58:59,871 --> 00:59:02,081
- I wanna drive a taco.
- Let's go.
1165
00:59:02,165 --> 00:59:04,125
But wait, where is Nick? Did he...?
1166
00:59:04,209 --> 00:59:07,629
- Oh, he drove Marcos and Randy home.
- Oh.
1167
00:59:07,712 --> 00:59:11,382
Why do you keep talking about Nick?
You should put your penis in his vagina.
1168
00:59:11,466 --> 00:59:14,552
- Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina?
- Yeah.
1169
00:59:14,636 --> 00:59:17,222
- I wanna get a taco first, then you can--
- Okay.
1170
00:59:17,305 --> 00:59:19,098
- [CHANTING] Penis, penis, penis.
- Okay.
1171
00:59:19,182 --> 00:59:23,686
- Tacos first.
- [CHANTING] Tacos, tacos, tacos.
1172
00:59:23,770 --> 00:59:26,606
[ALL SINGING DRUNKENLY]
1173
00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:27,941
LUCY:
Where did Jeff go?
1174
00:59:28,024 --> 00:59:30,860
Oh, he's waiting in bed for me in his mask.
1175
00:59:30,944 --> 00:59:32,570
That's-- Oh, God.
1176
00:59:32,654 --> 00:59:35,949
- I know you love it, you're into that.
- It's too much.
1177
00:59:36,032 --> 00:59:38,201
- Oh.
- Uh...
1178
00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:40,078
Okay.
1179
00:59:42,121 --> 00:59:43,706
Remember me?
1180
00:59:48,253 --> 00:59:49,712
Hey, Max.
1181
00:59:50,713 --> 00:59:53,591
- What are you doing here?
- Just hoping we could talk.
1182
00:59:55,218 --> 00:59:57,720
Okay.
1183
00:59:57,804 --> 00:59:59,472
Go on.
1184
00:59:59,555 --> 01:00:03,601
I don't really know where to start.
1185
01:00:03,685 --> 01:00:04,785
I guess...
1186
01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:08,398
How about "I'm sorry for causing
the worst breakup in the world's history"?
1187
01:00:08,481 --> 01:00:11,693
Or "I'm sorry for using you
like a stepping stone for my career
1188
01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:13,444
like Sigourney Weaver in Working Girl"?
1189
01:00:13,528 --> 01:00:16,781
Or "I'm sorry for treating you
like my own personal sanitary napkin
1190
01:00:16,864 --> 01:00:20,368
that I bled onto heavily
in the heaviest part of my period."
1191
01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:23,288
You know that second day of your period
where you're gushing blood?
1192
01:00:23,371 --> 01:00:25,081
- I've heard of it.
- That's what you did.
1193
01:00:25,164 --> 01:00:26,874
And you didn't even have the courtesy
1194
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,252
to wrap it in toilet paper
when you threw it away.
1195
01:00:29,335 --> 01:00:30,646
MAX: Sorry.
AMANDA: You belong in jail
1196
01:00:30,670 --> 01:00:31,504
for what you've done.
1197
01:00:31,587 --> 01:00:34,841
- We're gonna put a hex on you.
- Yeah, we're bloody witches.
1198
01:00:34,924 --> 01:00:37,135
Ladies, that's enough.
1199
01:00:38,136 --> 01:00:41,556
- Where are your effing socks?
- Uh...
1200
01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:44,726
- That's a good question.
- This is weird for us now, so...
1201
01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:46,561
MAX: Great friends. Wow.
- Yep.
1202
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,980
They brought out some excellent points.
1203
01:00:51,149 --> 01:00:52,525
I'm so sorry.
1204
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:55,862
I don't think I can live without you.
1205
01:00:57,613 --> 01:00:59,866
Uh... Uh...
1206
01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:02,493
- What about Amelia?
- Amelia.
1207
01:01:02,577 --> 01:01:06,122
Come on. Amelia? We broke up.
1208
01:01:06,205 --> 01:01:08,624
I haven't stopped thinking about you
since I ran into you
1209
01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:10,752
and then I read about you
in New York Magazine.
1210
01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:12,754
I was wrong about you, Lucy.
1211
01:01:13,755 --> 01:01:15,715
I wanna be with you.
1212
01:01:17,300 --> 01:01:19,761
Um... I don't know.
1213
01:01:19,844 --> 01:01:21,262
NICK:
Hey.
1214
01:01:22,263 --> 01:01:24,640
LUCY: Hey.
- What's this guy doing here?
1215
01:01:24,724 --> 01:01:27,477
Why is your assistant talking to me
like that?
1216
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,145
I'm not her assistant, guy.
1217
01:01:29,228 --> 01:01:31,189
Why are you bringing her a cake
at 3 a.m., guy?
1218
01:01:31,272 --> 01:01:33,316
- Because I can.
- Guys.
1219
01:01:35,151 --> 01:01:36,251
[SOFTLY]
It's okay.
1220
01:01:38,613 --> 01:01:40,198
I was dropping this off.
1221
01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:43,826
Custom single-layered cake.
1222
01:01:43,910 --> 01:01:46,245
Oh, uh...
1223
01:01:46,329 --> 01:01:49,415
- You brought me Amanda's cake?
- Yeah.
1224
01:01:49,499 --> 01:01:53,378
Well, you know, Marcos paid for it, and...
1225
01:01:54,379 --> 01:01:57,715
I don't know,
he really likes you, so I thought I'd...
1226
01:01:58,841 --> 01:02:00,927
Marcos likes me.
1227
01:02:01,010 --> 01:02:02,470
Right.
1228
01:02:04,680 --> 01:02:06,057
Yeah.
1229
01:02:07,975 --> 01:02:10,645
We were kind of in the middle of something.
1230
01:02:10,728 --> 01:02:12,313
[SIGHS]
1231
01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:17,944
I'm gonna go.
1232
01:02:21,656 --> 01:02:23,074
MAX:
Hey.
1233
01:02:24,951 --> 01:02:26,702
How about it? Let's have a drink.
1234
01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:31,707
I mean, you've seen it so many times,
but Harvard's in the corner, she's cowering.
1235
01:02:31,791 --> 01:02:34,001
- Oh, my God.
- I'm like, "This is crazy."
1236
01:02:34,085 --> 01:02:36,504
- I really miss the Woolf Gallery.
- You do?
1237
01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:39,340
Yeah, of course. It was my dream job.
1238
01:02:39,424 --> 01:02:41,717
It was run by a woman so ahead of her time,
1239
01:02:41,801 --> 01:02:47,014
she gave space and a voice to artists
no one deigned to care about or listen to.
1240
01:02:48,141 --> 01:02:50,852
See, I never even knew you felt that way.
1241
01:02:50,935 --> 01:02:52,035
You never asked.
1242
01:02:52,979 --> 01:02:56,816
You never really asked me
about myself, ever.
1243
01:02:57,817 --> 01:03:02,655
- I know I made a detour--
- A detour? That's what we're calling that?
1244
01:03:02,738 --> 01:03:05,992
Your GPS just didn't work
the day you cheated on me, or what's...?
1245
01:03:06,075 --> 01:03:08,619
It wasn't a detour, it was a big mistake.
1246
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:11,080
Please give me another chance?
1247
01:03:13,374 --> 01:03:16,252
And you're serious about this?
1248
01:03:17,462 --> 01:03:19,464
Would you close your eyes?
1249
01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:23,634
- Okay.
- Can you put your hands out?
1250
01:03:30,016 --> 01:03:32,518
- Okay, open them.
- Wait.
1251
01:03:32,602 --> 01:03:33,728
[♪♪♪]
1252
01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:36,355
What? How did you get this?
1253
01:03:36,439 --> 01:03:37,539
I took it.
1254
01:03:37,607 --> 01:03:39,817
Our love story's not over.
1255
01:03:41,027 --> 01:03:44,780
You broke into the gallery? Oh.
1256
01:03:44,864 --> 01:03:48,451
Wow, we really need to work
on the security situation. Sheesh.
1257
01:03:49,118 --> 01:03:51,120
Just have dinner with me, please?
1258
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:56,375
I'm actually-- I have a lot
of late night commitments, so...
1259
01:03:56,459 --> 01:04:01,047
I figured you'd say that,
so I thought about: "What about breakfast?"
1260
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:04,133
Oh, yeah, no, I'm not a morning person,
so that won't work.
1261
01:04:04,217 --> 01:04:07,136
There is a meal somewhere in the middle.
1262
01:04:08,137 --> 01:04:11,682
- Do you know what it's called?
- Fine. Lunch.
1263
01:04:11,766 --> 01:04:15,186
But no booze, except for rosé.
But that's just pink water.
1264
01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:22,985
Hey! I picked up some vintage rackets.
Thought they might look cool in here, right?
1265
01:04:24,153 --> 01:04:25,613
[LUCY CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1266
01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:30,826
Is everything okay?
1267
01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:35,706
I didn't get the loan.
1268
01:04:36,874 --> 01:04:39,043
So this is it.
1269
01:04:40,461 --> 01:04:42,421
Oh.
1270
01:04:42,505 --> 01:04:45,758
Oh, shit. I'm... I'm so sorry, Nick.
1271
01:04:45,841 --> 01:04:47,301
This really sucks.
1272
01:04:47,385 --> 01:04:50,137
But, hey, we can figure something out.
1273
01:04:50,221 --> 01:04:53,474
- This is just a setback.
- It's not a setback.
1274
01:04:54,475 --> 01:04:55,935
This is real life, Lucy.
1275
01:04:56,018 --> 01:05:00,147
You know, we can't all live
in your fantasy land of magical thinking.
1276
01:05:00,231 --> 01:05:04,110
I can't just go into a closet,
wish really hard, and it will all work out.
1277
01:05:04,193 --> 01:05:06,112
That's not how life works.
1278
01:05:07,113 --> 01:05:08,948
That's what you think of me?
1279
01:05:10,116 --> 01:05:14,453
If the Chloe closes, the gallery closes too.
We're in this together.
1280
01:05:14,537 --> 01:05:17,582
No, we're not. Okay?
1281
01:05:17,665 --> 01:05:20,376
I let myself get distracted,
but not anymore,
1282
01:05:20,459 --> 01:05:22,336
so take your stuff and get out of here.
1283
01:05:23,963 --> 01:05:25,131
So that's it?
1284
01:05:25,214 --> 01:05:27,425
Yeah. That's it.
1285
01:05:27,508 --> 01:05:29,927
[♪♪♪]
1286
01:05:33,848 --> 01:05:35,182
Okay.
1287
01:05:35,266 --> 01:05:38,853
Yeah, you can just shut me out,
but I made a commitment to every person
1288
01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,772
that walked through that door
with their heart on their sleeve.
1289
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:43,873
I am not giving up.
1290
01:05:43,899 --> 01:05:46,027
♪ I had a dream ♪
1291
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:47,486
And you shouldn't either.
1292
01:05:47,570 --> 01:05:50,948
♪ I got everything I wanted ♪
1293
01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:54,535
♪ Not what you'd think ♪
1294
01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:59,999
♪ And if I'm being honest
It might've been a nightmare ♪
1295
01:06:00,082 --> 01:06:01,626
[MUTED DIALOGUE]
1296
01:06:01,709 --> 01:06:05,046
♪ To anyone who might care ♪
1297
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:09,759
♪ Thought I could fly ♪
1298
01:06:11,302 --> 01:06:15,931
♪ So I stepped off the Golden, mm ♪
1299
01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:22,730
♪ I had a dream
I got everything I wanted ♪
1300
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:26,442
♪ But when I wake up, I see ♪
1301
01:06:27,026 --> 01:06:29,820
♪ You with me ♪
1302
01:06:30,112 --> 01:06:35,326
♪ And you say, "As long as I'm here ♪
1303
01:06:35,409 --> 01:06:37,536
♪ No one can hurt you ♪
1304
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:43,167
♪ Don't wanna lie here ♪
1305
01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:46,712
♪ But you can learn to" ♪
1306
01:06:46,962 --> 01:06:50,091
♪ If they knew what they said
Would go straight to my head ♪♪
1307
01:06:50,216 --> 01:06:51,550
LUCY:
If you'll just meet with me,
1308
01:06:51,634 --> 01:06:54,929
I can show you the Broken Heart Gallery
takes a whole new approach to art.
1309
01:06:55,012 --> 01:06:57,723
We're trending on Twitter.
We have 50,000 followers.
1310
01:06:57,807 --> 01:07:01,769
Everyone is damaged.
Have you ever been heartbroken? Hello?
1311
01:07:01,852 --> 01:07:03,020
Hello?
1312
01:07:03,104 --> 01:07:05,481
Oh, my God. He hung up on me.
1313
01:07:05,564 --> 01:07:07,024
Ugh! That was the last one.
1314
01:07:07,108 --> 01:07:10,403
I've tried every gallery
in the greater tristate area.
1315
01:07:10,486 --> 01:07:12,071
You haven't tried everyone.
1316
01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:14,865
Oh, right, yeah.
1317
01:07:14,949 --> 01:07:18,994
I'm sure Eva just misses watching me
eat my own ass in front of her eyes.
1318
01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:21,872
Her and her friends, just ha-ha-ha.
1319
01:07:21,956 --> 01:07:24,166
You never know unless you try.
1320
01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:29,505
No. Eva, she gave me a second chance.
She's not about to give me a third.
1321
01:07:29,588 --> 01:07:33,008
Well, what if a handsome man,
1322
01:07:33,092 --> 01:07:36,679
with a cute, cute butt,
put in a good word for you
1323
01:07:36,762 --> 01:07:40,683
and all you have to do is pick up the phone
and see what happens?
1324
01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:42,852
- Really?
- Maybe.
1325
01:07:43,853 --> 01:07:44,953
Cliffhanger.
1326
01:07:44,979 --> 01:07:48,941
You're erratic, irresponsible,
and, quite frankly, a liability.
1327
01:07:49,024 --> 01:07:54,113
It's young people like you
who reaffirm my choice not to procreate.
1328
01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:58,451
The last time I saw you was like listening
to Brad Pitt talk about architecture.
1329
01:07:58,534 --> 01:08:01,996
- It just went on and on and on.
- Right.
1330
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:04,415
And on and on and on.
1331
01:08:04,498 --> 01:08:06,709
It was utterly relentless.
1332
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:08,169
Please give me a chance.
1333
01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:10,588
The Broken Heart Gallery,
it's changed my life.
1334
01:08:10,671 --> 01:08:13,257
Clearly, otherwise,
you wouldn't be here groveling.
1335
01:08:13,340 --> 01:08:16,343
Oh, well, I think
groveling is a strong term.
1336
01:08:16,427 --> 01:08:18,929
This is the definition of groveling.
1337
01:08:20,723 --> 01:08:22,850
I've learned a few things in my day.
1338
01:08:22,933 --> 01:08:25,811
Never look at your body naked
under a fluorescent light.
1339
01:08:25,895 --> 01:08:30,983
It's only okay to bounce a check once.
After that, it's a thing you're known for.
1340
01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:35,362
And when you see talent, grab it.
1341
01:08:36,655 --> 01:08:40,201
I'd like to include the Broken Heart Gallery
1342
01:08:40,284 --> 01:08:45,247
as an exhibit here at the Woolf in one week.
1343
01:08:45,331 --> 01:08:50,461
Show your collection alongside mine.
1344
01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,046
What?
1345
01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:54,298
Did I drop acid and this is my ego death?
1346
01:08:54,381 --> 01:08:57,134
MAX: Ha-ha.
No, no. It's a huge opportunity.
1347
01:08:57,218 --> 01:09:00,054
Don't worry, I'm gonna be here
to guide you every step of the way.
1348
01:09:00,137 --> 01:09:01,972
Oh, that won't be necessary. Thank you.
1349
01:09:02,056 --> 01:09:04,558
Oh, my God. Thank you so, so much.
1350
01:09:04,642 --> 01:09:06,685
I mean, I don't even know what to say.
1351
01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:12,983
What do you say when Michael Fassbender
invites you to lie naked by his pool?
1352
01:09:17,488 --> 01:09:19,824
I do have one condition.
1353
01:09:19,907 --> 01:09:21,826
I have been working so hard for this.
1354
01:09:21,909 --> 01:09:23,828
This is literally
a lifelong dream come true.
1355
01:09:23,911 --> 01:09:29,750
Well, let me be the first to say
"congratulations" and "you're welcome."
1356
01:09:29,834 --> 01:09:32,127
Come on, let's go celebrate.
1357
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:34,213
[♪♪♪]
1358
01:09:45,766 --> 01:09:47,726
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1359
01:09:47,810 --> 01:09:51,647
- Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up--
- Cool, cool, cool. I don't care.
1360
01:09:51,730 --> 01:09:54,567
- Teach me how to break up with someone.
- What?
1361
01:09:54,650 --> 01:09:57,152
- Just walk me through your dumping process.
- Uh-uh-uh.
1362
01:09:57,236 --> 01:10:00,698
We don't call it that. It sounds harsh.
Wait, why are we doing this?
1363
01:10:00,781 --> 01:10:04,869
Because I just-- I need to let Max go.
Once and for all.
1364
01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:06,052
Good.
1365
01:10:06,996 --> 01:10:09,582
Teach me. I'm your vessel.
1366
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:13,711
[INHALES DEEPLY]
1367
01:10:18,507 --> 01:10:23,929
Most stories are stories of... betrayal.
1368
01:10:24,013 --> 01:10:29,143
- Mm-hm.
- But ours is a story of hope.
1369
01:10:30,144 --> 01:10:35,858
Hope that what we shared
will guide you... home.
1370
01:10:36,984 --> 01:10:38,569
Yeah.
1371
01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:40,696
- Come closer.
- Okay.
1372
01:10:41,697 --> 01:10:43,365
Thank you...
1373
01:10:44,658 --> 01:10:46,869
for being my home.
1374
01:10:51,832 --> 01:10:53,083
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
1375
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,210
- Oh, my God!
- I know!
1376
01:10:55,294 --> 01:10:58,005
Okay, but I'm definitely not doing that.
1377
01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:08,682
Hey. Is it time for dinner?
1378
01:11:12,645 --> 01:11:16,440
I just wanna know.
What happened with Amelia?
1379
01:11:17,483 --> 01:11:20,194
You know what happened. That's over.
1380
01:11:20,861 --> 01:11:22,780
Just be honest with me.
1381
01:11:27,201 --> 01:11:29,578
I really thought I was gonna marry her.
1382
01:11:31,038 --> 01:11:32,998
And she wasn't ready.
1383
01:11:33,082 --> 01:11:34,833
And she moved to Paris.
1384
01:11:34,917 --> 01:11:38,712
And then she came back
right when she sensed you could be happy,
1385
01:11:38,796 --> 01:11:41,632
which is always how that happens.
1386
01:11:41,715 --> 01:11:44,301
So you kept hurting me
because she kept hurting you.
1387
01:11:44,385 --> 01:11:47,471
- I didn't mean to hurt you.
- No, of course not.
1388
01:11:48,472 --> 01:11:52,142
You're the hero of your love story
and the villain in mine.
1389
01:11:53,477 --> 01:11:55,604
We're just not meant to be together.
1390
01:11:57,648 --> 01:11:59,316
I'm gonna go.
1391
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:05,948
Paris, it's an amazing place, and...
1392
01:12:06,031 --> 01:12:07,032
[♪♪♪]
1393
01:12:07,116 --> 01:12:11,161
We were staying at La Bristol,
which is incredibly fancy.
1394
01:12:11,245 --> 01:12:13,789
It's a little overrated, if you ask me.
1395
01:12:13,872 --> 01:12:17,793
I drew a bath,
and I wanted her to get in it with me.
1396
01:12:17,876 --> 01:12:21,213
Personally, I hate baths.
They're a warm, wet place to overthink.
1397
01:12:21,296 --> 01:12:26,135
So she left to get a pastry
for... five hours.
1398
01:12:26,218 --> 01:12:29,388
I bummed a cigarette off of Olivier.
1399
01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:33,017
I sat in the tub, shriveling.
1400
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,853
So, naturally,
I realized I had to move to Paris.
1401
01:12:36,895 --> 01:12:38,355
I kept the bath water.
1402
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:41,525
Oh, sweet Jesus, he was gorgeous.
1403
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:42,708
I drank a little.
1404
01:12:42,776 --> 01:12:46,238
So, in conclusion, I've made hoarding chic.
1405
01:12:46,321 --> 01:12:49,616
You'd be proud.
A triumph for pack rats everywhere.
1406
01:12:50,200 --> 01:12:51,577
Who are you talking to?
1407
01:12:52,995 --> 01:12:55,247
Oh, uh... No one.
1408
01:12:55,330 --> 01:12:58,584
You are always making
these weird, sneaky phone calls
1409
01:12:58,667 --> 01:13:00,169
and leaving messages for someone.
1410
01:13:00,252 --> 01:13:05,090
Are you here to talk about my phone bill?
Or are you here to apologize?
1411
01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:08,302
[NICK CLEARS THROAT]
1412
01:13:09,428 --> 01:13:10,679
- I'm sorry.
- Oh.
1413
01:13:10,763 --> 01:13:13,432
Option B. Excellent choice.
1414
01:13:14,516 --> 01:13:17,061
You were the first person I wanted to tell.
1415
01:13:17,144 --> 01:13:22,191
Miraculously, a private lender backed me
and I got the loan.
1416
01:13:23,317 --> 01:13:24,860
- What?
- I did it, I got it.
1417
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:28,864
You got--? That's amazing!
You're not the only one with good news.
1418
01:13:29,865 --> 01:13:32,284
Eva Woolf wants to make
the Broken Heart Gallery
1419
01:13:32,367 --> 01:13:35,162
a reality by sponsoring it at the Woolf.
1420
01:13:35,245 --> 01:13:36,345
No way.
1421
01:13:36,371 --> 01:13:40,334
And despite you being a dick monster,
1422
01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,628
since the hotel is gonna be saved,
1423
01:13:42,711 --> 01:13:45,547
- I wanna keep the exhibit at the Chloe.
- Wow.
1424
01:13:46,632 --> 01:13:48,759
I'm really happy for you, Lucy.
1425
01:13:51,178 --> 01:13:52,721
You deserve it.
1426
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:57,851
I'm sorry. I've never had a guy be happy
for my success before.
1427
01:13:57,935 --> 01:14:01,271
It's kind of weird, but-- No, it's good.
1428
01:14:01,355 --> 01:14:04,650
Wait. How are we gonna pull it off in time?
1429
01:14:04,733 --> 01:14:07,820
Please. I've been waiting my whole life
to pull this off.
1430
01:14:07,903 --> 01:14:09,905
[HEADBAND'S "ON THAT" PLAYING]
1431
01:14:15,911 --> 01:14:17,011
♪ Come on! ♪
1432
01:14:17,037 --> 01:14:18,580
♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪
1433
01:14:18,664 --> 01:14:20,999
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1434
01:14:21,083 --> 01:14:22,960
♪ We on that, I'm on that ♪
1435
01:14:23,043 --> 01:14:25,129
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1436
01:14:25,212 --> 01:14:27,256
♪ As you know
I bring that game ♪
1437
01:14:27,339 --> 01:14:29,258
♪ Everybody know my name ♪
1438
01:14:29,341 --> 01:14:33,303
♪ And I want to hear you say
A-ii, a-ii ♪
1439
01:14:33,387 --> 01:14:35,514
♪ Ain't no need to complicate ♪
1440
01:14:35,597 --> 01:14:37,432
♪ 'Cause I'm here
To set it straight ♪
1441
01:14:37,516 --> 01:14:41,520
♪ Come on, everybody say
A-ii, a-ii ♪
1442
01:14:41,603 --> 01:14:43,856
♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪
1443
01:14:43,939 --> 01:14:45,941
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1444
01:14:46,024 --> 01:14:47,734
♪ We on that, they on that ♪
1445
01:14:47,818 --> 01:14:50,195
♪ And we're just
Getting started ♪
1446
01:14:54,867 --> 01:14:55,701
♪ Come on ♪
1447
01:14:55,784 --> 01:15:01,999
Anastasia, Irina, Valeria, Yulia...
1448
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,503
I need to make it right with the Russians
or Putin is gonna have me poisoned.
1449
01:15:06,587 --> 01:15:07,963
Mm-hm.
1450
01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:10,340
♪ You on that, I'm on that ♪
1451
01:15:10,424 --> 01:15:12,426
♪ It's everything I wanted ♪
1452
01:15:12,509 --> 01:15:14,178
♪ We on that, they on that ♪
1453
01:15:14,261 --> 01:15:16,054
♪ And we're just
Getting started ♪
1454
01:15:16,138 --> 01:15:18,182
♪ Come on! ♪
1455
01:15:20,184 --> 01:15:23,812
♪ Come on!
Come on! ♪♪
1456
01:15:25,147 --> 01:15:26,247
We did it.
1457
01:15:27,107 --> 01:15:28,609
We did.
1458
01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:32,905
We're good together you and me.
A monster and a human.
1459
01:15:32,988 --> 01:15:35,115
A what and a who?
1460
01:15:35,199 --> 01:15:38,410
Well, humans need monsters
to stir things up,
1461
01:15:38,493 --> 01:15:41,079
and monsters need humans
to fix everything they break.
1462
01:15:41,163 --> 01:15:42,748
It's just simple science.
1463
01:15:43,749 --> 01:15:47,836
Do you think, in life,
you ever get to feel successful?
1464
01:15:48,837 --> 01:15:50,047
Or is it just an illusion,
1465
01:15:50,130 --> 01:15:52,799
like, at any given moment,
it could be taken away from you
1466
01:15:52,883 --> 01:15:55,719
because it was never yours to begin with?
1467
01:15:55,802 --> 01:15:58,639
I think everyone feels that way.
1468
01:16:00,015 --> 01:16:00,891
Hmm?
1469
01:16:00,974 --> 01:16:05,562
No one tells you that being an adult is
just walking around, feeling like a fraud.
1470
01:16:05,646 --> 01:16:06,980
You know?
1471
01:16:07,064 --> 01:16:09,358
- Like, who gave me a credit card?
- Ha-ha-ha.
1472
01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:11,860
And how do I cancel
my gym membership? It's...
1473
01:16:12,861 --> 01:16:14,488
What does Congress even do?
1474
01:16:15,489 --> 01:16:17,616
But you do know what Congress does, right?
1475
01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:19,717
Yeah.
1476
01:16:20,577 --> 01:16:22,162
Yeah.
1477
01:16:26,792 --> 01:16:29,127
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
1478
01:16:29,211 --> 01:16:30,504
What do you wanna do?
1479
01:16:31,505 --> 01:16:36,176
Well, you know those sneaky phone calls
I've been making?
1480
01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:39,263
I wanna introduce you to someone.
1481
01:16:41,014 --> 01:16:42,349
I'm in.
1482
01:16:42,808 --> 01:16:44,810
[♪♪♪]
1483
01:16:56,029 --> 01:16:59,157
Good morning, boys.
Brought your lotto tickets.
1484
01:16:59,241 --> 01:17:01,076
And I got a good feeling about this one.
1485
01:17:01,159 --> 01:17:04,830
Remember the deal:
We're gonna split this even. Okay?
1486
01:17:04,913 --> 01:17:07,165
We got a witness, so...
1487
01:17:09,918 --> 01:17:11,753
Hey, Joe.
1488
01:17:13,088 --> 01:17:16,800
I brought your spicy snacks,
but don't tattle on me like last time, okay?
1489
01:17:17,801 --> 01:17:19,386
That's my guy.
1490
01:17:20,387 --> 01:17:22,055
Hey, Cheryl.
1491
01:17:22,139 --> 01:17:23,890
Hi.
1492
01:17:26,435 --> 01:17:27,811
Who's the dime?
1493
01:17:27,894 --> 01:17:29,771
LUCY:
Nick, this is Cheryl.
1494
01:17:29,855 --> 01:17:31,148
Nice to meet you.
1495
01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,442
This little slice isn't your girlfriend,
is she?
1496
01:17:33,525 --> 01:17:36,987
No. I'm as single as a dollar bill.
1497
01:17:37,070 --> 01:17:41,033
Oh. Want a cocktail? I'm buying.
1498
01:17:41,116 --> 01:17:44,244
Sure. I mean,
it's 5:00 somewhere, right? Huh, Cheryl?
1499
01:17:44,328 --> 01:17:46,955
- Can I sit here?
- Yeah, sit down, take a load off.
1500
01:17:47,039 --> 01:17:48,540
Look at you.
1501
01:17:49,541 --> 01:17:51,710
Want to play a board game?
1502
01:18:00,302 --> 01:18:01,402
Monopoly.
1503
01:18:02,637 --> 01:18:04,348
My all-time favorite.
1504
01:18:04,431 --> 01:18:06,058
Me too.
1505
01:18:06,141 --> 01:18:09,311
I used to play almost every night
with my daughter...
1506
01:18:10,604 --> 01:18:12,272
Lucy.
1507
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:16,610
Lucy.
1508
01:18:16,693 --> 01:18:18,945
[♪♪♪]
1509
01:18:21,907 --> 01:18:23,492
I'm sorry, I didn't...
1510
01:18:25,494 --> 01:18:29,956
Yeah. Yeah, so if you could just stop
flirting with my mother, that'd be great.
1511
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:32,918
Her mother. I am far too young.
1512
01:18:33,001 --> 01:18:36,671
Look at this body.
It's as tight as a Mormon teenager.
1513
01:18:36,755 --> 01:18:38,632
- Mom!
- What?
1514
01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,510
Are you jealous?
1515
01:18:41,593 --> 01:18:45,222
You know, a wise woman once told me
jealousy is unbecoming.
1516
01:18:45,305 --> 01:18:47,682
- Oh, really?
LUCY: Mm-hm.
1517
01:18:48,683 --> 01:18:51,645
- You said that.
- Ha. Oh.
1518
01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:53,939
[NICK PLAYS
"DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART"]
1519
01:18:54,022 --> 01:18:56,108
CHERYL:
I love piano players.
1520
01:18:56,191 --> 01:18:58,360
- Is he your boyfriend?
- No.
1521
01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:01,988
- Well, you can't marry him.
- No. No, I would never.
1522
01:19:02,072 --> 01:19:03,907
I'm going to.
1523
01:19:03,990 --> 01:19:05,367
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
1524
01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:07,702
Well, I'll be maid of honor, then.
1525
01:19:07,786 --> 01:19:09,121
Okay.
1526
01:19:09,204 --> 01:19:12,624
Oh. I love this song.
1527
01:19:13,625 --> 01:19:15,710
We used to listen to this
when I cooked dinner.
1528
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:19,339
"Cooked" is a very strong word
for what you used to do with food.
1529
01:19:19,423 --> 01:19:21,508
Come and dance with me.
1530
01:19:28,223 --> 01:19:29,323
[MOUTHS]
Thank you.
1531
01:19:31,643 --> 01:19:36,690
♪ Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it ♪
1532
01:19:36,773 --> 01:19:38,191
[CHERYL & LUCY LAUGHING]
1533
01:19:40,235 --> 01:19:45,240
- ♪ Right from the start ♪
- ♪ I gave you my heart ♪
1534
01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:50,829
- ♪ Oh, oh, I gave you my heart ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, I gave you my heart ♪
1535
01:19:51,955 --> 01:19:58,753
♪ Yeah
And nobody told us ♪
1536
01:20:00,172 --> 01:20:02,591
Thank you for taking me today.
1537
01:20:03,592 --> 01:20:05,802
Thank you for being there.
1538
01:20:07,721 --> 01:20:10,515
It's usually hard,
1539
01:20:10,599 --> 01:20:13,935
but today was really nice.
1540
01:20:15,479 --> 01:20:17,981
Do you want to have a drink with me?
1541
01:20:18,064 --> 01:20:19,524
Yeah.
1542
01:20:22,986 --> 01:20:25,530
We're not gonna drink down here.
1543
01:20:27,032 --> 01:20:29,367
We're going to a bar?
1544
01:20:30,911 --> 01:20:32,954
Can you come with me?
1545
01:20:33,955 --> 01:20:35,499
Okay.
1546
01:20:37,626 --> 01:20:43,089
- ♪ Nobody knows it ♪
- ♪ Nobody knows it ♪
1547
01:20:43,173 --> 01:20:47,886
- ♪ When I was down ♪
- ♪ I was your clown ♪
1548
01:20:47,969 --> 01:20:53,058
- ♪ Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1549
01:20:53,141 --> 01:20:55,894
♪ Nobody knows it ♪♪
1550
01:20:55,977 --> 01:20:59,856
Ahh. I've never been in here.
1551
01:20:59,940 --> 01:21:02,067
I wanna show you something.
1552
01:21:02,484 --> 01:21:04,069
[LUCY GASPS]
1553
01:21:05,529 --> 01:21:08,615
Shut up with that secret trapdoor.
1554
01:21:08,698 --> 01:21:10,367
Just follow me. Come on.
1555
01:21:11,368 --> 01:21:13,245
Watch your head.
1556
01:21:13,328 --> 01:21:15,163
What is this? Hipster Narnia?
1557
01:21:15,247 --> 01:21:17,457
[MEGHA MAAN'S
"WHEN I FALL" PLAYING]
1558
01:21:17,541 --> 01:21:22,337
Wow. You just made this secret, sexy bar
on your own?
1559
01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:26,633
Well, I have many hidden talents.
1560
01:21:26,716 --> 01:21:30,428
Oh, how about you just casually tickling
the ivories back there?
1561
01:21:30,512 --> 01:21:33,348
Way to bury the lede, Piano Man.
1562
01:21:35,934 --> 01:21:37,435
Which one?
1563
01:21:42,315 --> 01:21:44,484
Here's to finishing what we started.
1564
01:21:45,485 --> 01:21:47,320
To finishing what we started.
1565
01:21:50,657 --> 01:21:54,911
♪ A side of the story
I never tried to read ♪
1566
01:21:54,995 --> 01:22:01,167
♪ But it's a feeling
I can't shake ♪
1567
01:22:01,251 --> 01:22:07,299
♪ Is that we never
Gave it all ♪
1568
01:22:07,382 --> 01:22:13,471
♪ And if it's more
Than I can take ♪
1569
01:22:13,555 --> 01:22:16,016
♪ Will you be there
When I fall? ♪♪
1570
01:22:16,099 --> 01:22:17,684
Well...
1571
01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:20,145
So...
1572
01:22:21,146 --> 01:22:23,440
I just saw you naked.
1573
01:22:24,441 --> 01:22:26,276
That is how sex works.
1574
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:27,861
Right.
1575
01:22:28,903 --> 01:22:30,280
But we're...
1576
01:22:30,363 --> 01:22:32,115
We're friends.
1577
01:22:39,873 --> 01:22:42,584
What if we're more than friends?
1578
01:22:45,754 --> 01:22:48,423
How do we find out?
1579
01:22:49,424 --> 01:22:53,094
You know, I've honestly been sitting here,
1580
01:22:53,178 --> 01:22:58,767
just racking my brain through ways
to figure it out.
1581
01:22:58,850 --> 01:23:01,519
And I only seem to have come up
with one solution.
1582
01:23:01,603 --> 01:23:03,188
What's that?
1583
01:23:05,190 --> 01:23:07,859
I think we gotta do it again.
1584
01:23:07,942 --> 01:23:09,042
Yeah, me too.
1585
01:23:28,213 --> 01:23:31,174
NICK [OVER PHONE]: Meet me at the neon store
at 10 a.m. tomorrow.
1586
01:23:31,257 --> 01:23:33,385
I have another surprise for you.
1587
01:23:33,468 --> 01:23:35,053
A surprise?
1588
01:23:35,136 --> 01:23:37,013
Count monster in.
1589
01:23:40,016 --> 01:23:42,143
So now that you and Nick are "gu-goh"...
1590
01:23:43,436 --> 01:23:45,897
Is that what you think
heterosexual sex looks like?
1591
01:23:45,980 --> 01:23:49,693
Makes me nervous just thinking about it,
but now that you guys are, you know,
1592
01:23:49,776 --> 01:23:51,194
what have you collected from him?
1593
01:23:51,277 --> 01:23:53,321
A safety net because she rescued him.
1594
01:23:53,405 --> 01:23:55,490
Well, we're partners.
Partners help each other.
1595
01:23:55,573 --> 01:23:59,035
AMANDA: And visit each other's moms.
- That's very serious.
1596
01:23:59,119 --> 01:24:01,079
Oh, and by the way, my mom fully hit on him.
1597
01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:02,372
Cheryl is a legend.
1598
01:24:02,455 --> 01:24:04,541
- Oh, yes. Cheryl.
- Get it, Cheryl.
1599
01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:05,724
BARISTA:
Lucy.
1600
01:24:10,422 --> 01:24:13,425
- How much I owe you?
- No, no, no. These are on me.
1601
01:24:13,508 --> 01:24:15,135
It's the least I could do.
1602
01:24:15,218 --> 01:24:17,846
Your gallery has helped me so much.
1603
01:24:18,847 --> 01:24:20,682
After Dwayne died, I was lost.
1604
01:24:20,765 --> 01:24:23,852
One minute we were laughing,
stealing that bottle of champagne.
1605
01:24:23,935 --> 01:24:25,145
And the next...
1606
01:24:27,731 --> 01:24:29,691
I kept everything that he owned.
1607
01:24:30,692 --> 01:24:35,029
The thought of letting go meant
facing reality and I just couldn't, so...
1608
01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,865
Again, you really helped.
1609
01:24:36,948 --> 01:24:38,533
[♪♪♪]
1610
01:24:38,616 --> 01:24:40,201
Wow.
1611
01:24:40,285 --> 01:24:41,619
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
1612
01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:45,707
- So I'll see you at the gallery opening?
- Yes. Most definitely.
1613
01:24:45,790 --> 01:24:47,751
And I'm gonna bring a date.
1614
01:24:47,834 --> 01:24:49,586
Nice.
1615
01:24:51,463 --> 01:24:53,631
Look at you, Oprah, healing the masses.
1616
01:24:53,715 --> 01:24:57,510
I think what Amanda is trying to say is,
you're very inspiring.
1617
01:24:57,594 --> 01:25:01,723
- You should have your own TED Talk.
- No, I'm trying to say she's Dolly Parton.
1618
01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:05,226
We had eight blissful years together.
1619
01:25:05,310 --> 01:25:08,188
He was really focused on work, but, um...
1620
01:25:09,230 --> 01:25:11,065
That's what I loved about him.
1621
01:25:12,066 --> 01:25:15,195
His passion, his intellect.
1622
01:25:15,278 --> 01:25:17,697
This is how I like to remember him.
1623
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:20,617
[SIGHS]
1624
01:25:20,700 --> 01:25:22,952
I mean, isn't he beautiful?
1625
01:25:23,536 --> 01:25:25,538
[BIG THIEF'S "MASTERPIECE"
PLAYING]
1626
01:25:31,544 --> 01:25:35,215
♪ Years, days ♪
1627
01:25:35,298 --> 01:25:38,968
♪ Makes no difference to me, babe ♪
1628
01:25:39,052 --> 01:25:43,890
♪ You look exactly the same to me ♪
1629
01:25:46,518 --> 01:25:49,854
♪ Ain't no time ♪
1630
01:25:49,938 --> 01:25:53,566
♪ Crossing your legs inside the diner ♪
1631
01:25:53,650 --> 01:25:59,614
♪ Raising the coffee to your lips
The steam ♪
1632
01:26:01,032 --> 01:26:05,620
♪ You saw the masterpiece
She looks a lot... ♪♪
1633
01:26:05,745 --> 01:26:07,163
Nick?
1634
01:26:07,247 --> 01:26:09,541
NICK:
So if you just wanna come through...
1635
01:26:10,542 --> 01:26:12,001
Lucy.
1636
01:26:13,670 --> 01:26:15,129
Hi.
1637
01:26:15,213 --> 01:26:16,339
Hi.
1638
01:26:16,422 --> 01:26:17,522
I, um...
1639
01:26:18,299 --> 01:26:20,093
This is my...
1640
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,095
I'm Chloe.
1641
01:26:22,178 --> 01:26:24,180
[♪♪♪]
1642
01:26:28,935 --> 01:26:30,520
Um...
1643
01:26:34,983 --> 01:26:37,151
Lucy. Wait. Stop, okay?
1644
01:26:37,235 --> 01:26:40,405
Chloe? As in the Chloe Hotel?
1645
01:26:40,488 --> 01:26:43,283
- You told me it was for your grandma.
- No, I didn't. You assumed.
1646
01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:44,784
Like you always do.
1647
01:26:44,868 --> 01:26:46,411
You never corrected me.
1648
01:26:46,494 --> 01:26:48,037
- You built this for her?
- No.
1649
01:26:48,121 --> 01:26:50,290
- Are you with her?
- No. If you just give me a second
1650
01:26:50,373 --> 01:26:51,958
- to explain it to you--
- Explain what?
1651
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:57,881
You mocked me for keeping Max's tie
and you built a hotel in her honor?
1652
01:26:57,964 --> 01:27:00,842
That's not fair.
You started a gallery for Max.
1653
01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:03,845
No. No. You don't get to do that.
1654
01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:07,849
I showed you exactly who I am.
From the very beginning.
1655
01:27:08,933 --> 01:27:10,935
I introduced you to my mom.
1656
01:27:11,978 --> 01:27:15,356
And now you've lied to me? I feel like--
I don't-- I don't even know you.
1657
01:27:15,440 --> 01:27:19,027
I wanted to tell you, okay?
I just didn't know when or how.
1658
01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:22,405
It's not easy for me to open up
like it is for you.
1659
01:27:23,406 --> 01:27:25,450
No, it's not easy for anyone, Nick.
1660
01:27:27,035 --> 01:27:30,914
The best part about being selfish is,
you get to do it alone.
1661
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:34,459
This is clearly a bad time. I'm gonna go.
1662
01:27:34,542 --> 01:27:38,755
No. Your name is on the door. You stay.
1663
01:27:38,838 --> 01:27:40,089
I'll go.
1664
01:27:40,173 --> 01:27:42,175
[♪♪♪]
1665
01:27:44,135 --> 01:27:48,222
Hey. I guess she slipped this under the door
one night when I was working late.
1666
01:27:49,182 --> 01:27:54,103
I didn't find it, you know,
until two years after we broke up.
1667
01:27:56,731 --> 01:27:58,608
NADINE: Tonya's out of my life.
- Obviously.
1668
01:27:58,691 --> 01:28:01,694
I had to dump her ass, you know?
Like N'Sync. Like "Bye, Bye, Bye."
1669
01:28:01,778 --> 01:28:02,987
- Hey, guys!
- Okay, I don't--
1670
01:28:04,489 --> 01:28:06,574
Is Lucy home?
1671
01:28:08,660 --> 01:28:10,078
She's on the roof? Great. Thanks.
1672
01:28:10,161 --> 01:28:14,415
Just so you know, if a gorgeous woman
just pushed you off the roof,
1673
01:28:14,499 --> 01:28:19,462
and she, you know-- She was wearing
a blue, really, like, beautiful jumpsuit.
1674
01:28:19,545 --> 01:28:22,799
And you fell to the ground
and you just died instantly.
1675
01:28:22,882 --> 01:28:25,843
And your lifeless body was
just kind of sitting there.
1676
01:28:25,927 --> 01:28:28,721
- And then this other girl...
- Who's also gorgeous.
1677
01:28:28,805 --> 01:28:30,515
- Gorgeous.
- Who's a stay-at-home model.
1678
01:28:30,598 --> 01:28:32,684
Stay-at-home model in a purple top.
1679
01:28:32,767 --> 01:28:37,689
If she was just driving this monster truck
and she just kept running over your face.
1680
01:28:37,772 --> 01:28:40,441
Just over and over and over and over.
1681
01:28:40,525 --> 01:28:44,362
Yeah. And, like, you were completely
not recognizable anymore.
1682
01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:49,617
We would say it was an accident.
Yeah. And we have two alibis and a Jeff.
1683
01:28:49,701 --> 01:28:52,578
And I know from law school,
that's a really strong case.
1684
01:28:53,246 --> 01:28:55,790
NADINE:
Ironclad.
1685
01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:58,850
Cool.
1686
01:28:59,669 --> 01:29:02,714
Okay. Goodbye. Nice to--
1687
01:29:02,797 --> 01:29:04,590
Jeff. Great.
1688
01:29:25,903 --> 01:29:27,905
[♪♪♪]
1689
01:29:31,159 --> 01:29:33,953
Listen, I wanted to tell you that...
1690
01:29:36,372 --> 01:29:38,082
What?
1691
01:29:41,711 --> 01:29:45,423
The Broken Hearts Ball is your night,
and I just wanted you to know that...
1692
01:29:46,424 --> 01:29:49,677
I'm gonna steer clear of the hotel, okay?
1693
01:29:50,678 --> 01:29:53,097
The Chloe Hotel?
1694
01:29:54,557 --> 01:29:58,603
For what it's worth,
I was only showing her around.
1695
01:29:58,686 --> 01:30:05,568
I named the hotel after her a long time ago,
and it got too late and too expensive...
1696
01:30:06,903 --> 01:30:08,571
to change it.
1697
01:30:12,575 --> 01:30:14,535
I'm sorry.
1698
01:30:23,377 --> 01:30:24,837
Okay.
1699
01:30:49,278 --> 01:30:51,948
Many artists have fallen in love with me.
1700
01:30:52,031 --> 01:30:53,699
Oh, wow.
1701
01:30:53,783 --> 01:30:57,870
I didn't see you there.
But, yes, I know about all your lovers.
1702
01:30:58,871 --> 01:31:02,416
That's a very strange thing to say.
Very odd.
1703
01:31:03,417 --> 01:31:07,171
I have something for your installation.
1704
01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,676
I married a man
who was jealous about everything.
1705
01:31:11,759 --> 01:31:14,387
If I was enthusiastic about a book,
about a place,
1706
01:31:14,470 --> 01:31:17,181
about a flower, about a human being...
1707
01:31:17,265 --> 01:31:19,058
jealous.
1708
01:31:23,062 --> 01:31:24,564
There's nothing inside.
1709
01:31:24,647 --> 01:31:27,483
I left him. I sold the ring.
1710
01:31:27,567 --> 01:31:29,819
I started the Woolf Gallery,
1711
01:31:29,902 --> 01:31:34,240
and I vowed to represent artists
who made me feel enthusiastic.
1712
01:31:34,323 --> 01:31:35,825
I never looked back.
1713
01:31:36,450 --> 01:31:38,202
Wow.
1714
01:31:38,286 --> 01:31:40,246
Did you regret marrying him?
1715
01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:41,429
Never.
1716
01:31:42,206 --> 01:31:45,376
I wouldn't be me
if our paths hadn't crossed.
1717
01:31:45,459 --> 01:31:48,504
I also wouldn't be me if I hadn't let go.
1718
01:31:50,214 --> 01:31:52,592
Pain, my dear, is inevitable.
1719
01:31:53,593 --> 01:31:58,055
It's what you do with it that matters.
1720
01:31:58,639 --> 01:32:01,642
[MITSKI'S "FIRST LOVE/
LATE SPRING" PLAYING]
1721
01:32:12,820 --> 01:32:16,240
♪ The black hole... ♪
1722
01:32:16,324 --> 01:32:18,868
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey. How you doing?
1723
01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:20,494
What are you doing?
1724
01:32:20,578 --> 01:32:23,247
- Oh, hello! Thank you.
- I've never seen her do that before.
1725
01:32:23,331 --> 01:32:24,790
NADINE:
That's weird.
1726
01:32:24,874 --> 01:32:27,376
♪ Window ♪
1727
01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:31,214
♪ Where you sleep ♪
1728
01:32:32,089 --> 01:32:37,887
♪ Wild women
Don't get the blues ♪
1729
01:32:38,387 --> 01:32:41,724
♪ But I find that ♪
1730
01:32:41,807 --> 01:32:45,853
♪ Lately I've been crying ♪
1731
01:32:45,937 --> 01:32:50,816
♪ Like a tall child ♪
1732
01:32:50,900 --> 01:32:53,861
♪ So please, hurry ♪
1733
01:32:53,945 --> 01:32:57,323
♪ Leave me
I can't breathe ♪
1734
01:32:57,406 --> 01:33:01,827
♪ Please don't say
You love me ♪
1735
01:33:01,911 --> 01:33:08,417
♪ Tell me "don't"
So I can crawl back in ♪♪
1736
01:33:19,470 --> 01:33:21,472
[♪♪♪]
1737
01:33:21,889 --> 01:33:25,309
I don't really know what I'm doing here.
1738
01:33:26,477 --> 01:33:30,231
I don't know.
I've never been broken up with.
1739
01:33:31,274 --> 01:33:33,109
I don't know what it is about this room,
1740
01:33:33,192 --> 01:33:35,945
but there's something about it
that's so much less...
1741
01:33:36,028 --> 01:33:37,029
"Hoardery"?
1742
01:33:37,113 --> 01:33:40,700
Doesn't look like a homeless woman
just lives here in her free time.
1743
01:33:40,783 --> 01:33:44,412
Ha, ha. You know what? I should
throw you guys out in the trash.
1744
01:33:44,495 --> 01:33:46,831
Marie Kondo your asses. How about that?
1745
01:33:46,914 --> 01:33:50,543
- Is Nick coming tonight?
- Yeah. Inquiring minds wanna know.
1746
01:33:50,626 --> 01:33:54,046
Don't know, don't care.
It's my night. I'm just doing me.
1747
01:33:55,339 --> 01:33:56,674
- Fine. Later.
- No, now.
1748
01:33:56,757 --> 01:33:59,218
- You always say later and you never pay.
- I always pay.
1749
01:33:59,302 --> 01:34:02,680
- You owe me so much--
- Pay? Wait, what? What is going on here?
1750
01:34:02,763 --> 01:34:05,766
- What secrets do you hold?
- Nothing.
1751
01:34:05,850 --> 01:34:06,726
Nadine?
1752
01:34:06,809 --> 01:34:09,520
We bet that you
and Nick would get back together.
1753
01:34:09,603 --> 01:34:12,857
I said no. I won, obviously. I always win.
1754
01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:15,359
- You what?
NADINE: We bet on all your relationships.
1755
01:34:15,443 --> 01:34:17,194
How do you think I afford this lifestyle?
1756
01:34:17,278 --> 01:34:20,031
- Wait. How much have you bet over the years?
- Like...
1757
01:34:20,114 --> 01:34:21,365
- Pennies.
- Barely anything.
1758
01:34:21,449 --> 01:34:23,659
No, tell me right now. You tell me. You...
1759
01:34:23,743 --> 01:34:26,120
Seven hundred and ninety-eight dollars,
34 cents.
1760
01:34:27,455 --> 01:34:31,375
Now? You choose to speak now?
Oh, we're getting a divorce.
1761
01:34:31,459 --> 01:34:32,559
We were never married.
1762
01:34:32,585 --> 01:34:36,047
Well, hurry up and ask me
so I can fricking divorce you already!
1763
01:34:38,174 --> 01:34:40,384
- Will you marry me?
- Get out!
1764
01:34:40,468 --> 01:34:44,680
That's why I think possums are pretty much
the coolest animal in the entire world.
1765
01:34:44,764 --> 01:34:48,392
But if you're gonna have possums in there,
meerkats need to be in the conversation.
1766
01:34:48,476 --> 01:34:51,228
They can stand up on hind legs like this,
looking around everywhere.
1767
01:34:51,312 --> 01:34:54,607
They also can run on four legs.
Feed them bugs if they were your pet.
1768
01:34:54,690 --> 01:34:55,900
They run around in the desert.
1769
01:34:55,983 --> 01:34:58,986
MARCOS: Don't touch that jerky.
It's too close to the bug spray.
1770
01:34:59,987 --> 01:35:02,823
- So you're really not coming?
- I don't know, man.
1771
01:35:02,907 --> 01:35:05,701
Don't feel well and I'm worried
about the hotel opening and...
1772
01:35:05,785 --> 01:35:08,120
I think I'm coming down
with a fever. So, yeah.
1773
01:35:08,204 --> 01:35:10,122
Do you mind feeling my forehead?
1774
01:35:10,206 --> 01:35:11,791
- It's really hot, right?
- You're fine.
1775
01:35:11,874 --> 01:35:12,833
That's what I thought.
1776
01:35:12,917 --> 01:35:15,127
We have to go.
I didn't put heels on to show up late.
1777
01:35:15,211 --> 01:35:18,297
Real comforting.
You guys are gonna be great parents.
1778
01:35:18,381 --> 01:35:21,842
A sick man disgusts me. You need
to explain to him what's going on.
1779
01:35:21,926 --> 01:35:24,095
No, I don't. He's a moron. Look at him.
1780
01:35:24,178 --> 01:35:25,554
Like you're so evolved?
1781
01:35:25,638 --> 01:35:28,682
- All men are morons. We let you run things.
- Not the humanity speech.
1782
01:35:28,766 --> 01:35:31,977
You ruined the planet, started wars,
killed the bees. You raped and pillaged.
1783
01:35:32,061 --> 01:35:34,647
And if you opened your eyes
to what was going on in the world,
1784
01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:36,482
you'd never stop crying.
1785
01:35:37,650 --> 01:35:40,027
I feel I had nothing to do with that,
but I will take it.
1786
01:35:40,111 --> 01:35:42,571
As far as men go?
He's way stupider than I am.
1787
01:35:42,655 --> 01:35:45,741
You do realize I'm standing right here
and I can hear you?
1788
01:35:45,825 --> 01:35:47,243
Yeah, well, I pointed at you.
1789
01:35:47,326 --> 01:35:50,329
Listen up. You're not sick.
You need to tell him what's going on.
1790
01:35:50,413 --> 01:35:51,789
- No, I don't.
- I will be outside.
1791
01:35:51,872 --> 01:35:54,291
- Can you please come back?
- We're not going to be late!
1792
01:35:54,375 --> 01:35:55,918
All right.
1793
01:35:57,002 --> 01:36:00,005
- Nick, you're not sick, buddy.
- Oh, I feel very ill.
1794
01:36:00,089 --> 01:36:02,675
- Right. You're heartbroken, bro.
- No, I'm not.
1795
01:36:02,758 --> 01:36:05,803
- Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1796
01:36:07,513 --> 01:36:11,142
- Where do you think the money came from?
- I don't know. Where did--? What?
1797
01:36:11,225 --> 01:36:13,769
- The loan that saved your ass.
- Yes?
1798
01:36:13,853 --> 01:36:17,731
- The hotel you named after another woman?
- What about it?
1799
01:36:17,815 --> 01:36:20,651
Remember
that mysterious private lender, Nick?
1800
01:36:20,734 --> 01:36:21,735
[♪♪♪]
1801
01:36:21,819 --> 01:36:24,947
Lucy convinced Eva Woolf
to float you the money, man.
1802
01:36:25,030 --> 01:36:27,992
She saved your ass.
It's like she's your knight in shining armor
1803
01:36:28,075 --> 01:36:30,286
and you're the stupidest princess
I have ever met.
1804
01:36:30,369 --> 01:36:32,913
No. You know what?
I'm not a stupid princess. Take these.
1805
01:36:32,997 --> 01:36:36,000
I didn't mean it literally.
Don't take offense.
1806
01:36:36,083 --> 01:36:38,669
Oh, so I'll just pay for this--?
1807
01:36:38,752 --> 01:36:40,754
[♪♪♪]
1808
01:36:55,186 --> 01:36:58,439
I can't believe you did this
with your crazy.
1809
01:36:58,522 --> 01:37:00,566
LUCY:
My crazy is beautiful.
1810
01:37:00,649 --> 01:37:02,443
Crazy beautiful.
1811
01:37:03,444 --> 01:37:06,447
I mean, team spirit or-- What?
I don't know. Where's Jeff?
1812
01:37:06,530 --> 01:37:10,326
I hate him. I love him. I mean, I hate him.
What are you doing to me?
1813
01:37:11,076 --> 01:37:12,620
How's this?
1814
01:37:12,703 --> 01:37:14,997
- My body's not rejecting it.
- No?
1815
01:37:15,080 --> 01:37:16,248
No, that's too much. Don't.
1816
01:37:16,332 --> 01:37:19,168
♪ I always say
What I'm feeling ♪
1817
01:37:19,251 --> 01:37:21,587
♪ I was born
Without a zip on my mouth ♪
1818
01:37:21,670 --> 01:37:24,673
♪ Sometimes I don't
Even mean it ♪
1819
01:37:24,757 --> 01:37:27,551
♪ It takes a little while
To figure me out ♪
1820
01:37:27,635 --> 01:37:29,678
♪ I like my coffee
With two sugars in it ♪
1821
01:37:29,762 --> 01:37:31,430
♪ High heels
And my jewelry dripping ♪
1822
01:37:31,514 --> 01:37:33,807
♪ Drink and I get all fired up
Hey, hey, hey ♪
1823
01:37:33,891 --> 01:37:35,309
♪ Insecure
But I'm working with it ♪
1824
01:37:35,392 --> 01:37:36,661
♪ Many things
I could get rid of ♪
1825
01:37:36,685 --> 01:37:38,896
♪ Ain't about to give it up ♪
1826
01:37:38,979 --> 01:37:41,273
♪ I made a few mistakes
I regret it nightly ♪
1827
01:37:41,357 --> 01:37:43,984
♪ I broke a couple hearts
That I wear on my sleeve ♪
1828
01:37:44,068 --> 01:37:46,695
♪ My mama always said
"Girl, you're trouble" and ♪
1829
01:37:46,779 --> 01:37:50,199
♪ And now I wonder, could you
Fall for a woman like me? ♪
1830
01:37:50,282 --> 01:37:52,785
♪ And every time we touch
Boy, you make me feel weak ♪
1831
01:37:52,868 --> 01:37:55,454
♪ I can tell you're shy
And I think you're so sweet ♪
1832
01:37:55,538 --> 01:37:57,540
♪ Spending every night
Under covers ♪
1833
01:37:57,623 --> 01:38:01,335
♪ And still I wonder, could you
Fall for a woman like me? ♪
1834
01:38:01,418 --> 01:38:03,420
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
1835
01:38:05,631 --> 01:38:07,800
♪ A woman like me ♪
1836
01:38:09,510 --> 01:38:12,513
♪ I made a few mistakes
I regret it nightly... ♪♪
1837
01:38:15,182 --> 01:38:17,643
LUCY:
Hello, hoarders and art freaks.
1838
01:38:17,726 --> 01:38:20,271
Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.
1839
01:38:20,354 --> 01:38:22,690
[ALL CHEERING]
1840
01:38:22,773 --> 01:38:26,151
Yes! Yes.
1841
01:38:26,235 --> 01:38:29,905
This gallery does not have
hundred-thousand-dollar paintings
1842
01:38:29,989 --> 01:38:31,865
or precious sculptures.
1843
01:38:31,949 --> 01:38:36,287
It has... crap. A lot of it.
1844
01:38:36,370 --> 01:38:37,246
[PEOPLE CHUCKLING]
1845
01:38:37,329 --> 01:38:40,249
But these are the things we keep,
1846
01:38:40,332 --> 01:38:44,837
the souvenirs that tell the stories
of our lives,
1847
01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:47,256
even if that is a half-eaten crab cake.
1848
01:38:47,339 --> 01:38:48,507
[PEOPLE LAUGHING]
1849
01:38:48,591 --> 01:38:50,593
[♪♪♪]
1850
01:38:51,802 --> 01:38:53,971
- Hey, I need that order.
- I thought you canceled it.
1851
01:38:54,054 --> 01:38:56,390
- Yeah. Can you un-cancel it?
- Yeah.
1852
01:38:57,057 --> 01:38:58,767
I began collecting
1853
01:38:58,851 --> 01:39:02,104
because I lost someone a long time ago.
1854
01:39:03,063 --> 01:39:06,692
Her body is still here,
but her memory is gone.
1855
01:39:08,611 --> 01:39:11,238
So, in many ways, she is gone too.
1856
01:39:12,239 --> 01:39:14,283
My mother was my first heartbreak.
1857
01:39:15,993 --> 01:39:22,082
I was afraid I would end up like her,
that I would forget and be forgotten.
1858
01:39:23,250 --> 01:39:27,963
So I clung to things,
which kept me from moving forward.
1859
01:39:28,964 --> 01:39:32,468
Heartbreak is the loneliest,
most isolating feeling in the world.
1860
01:39:33,010 --> 01:39:35,888
And the truth is, it happens to us all.
1861
01:39:37,014 --> 01:39:39,350
It is the great equalizer.
1862
01:39:40,476 --> 01:39:44,480
And without heartbreak,
I wouldn't have built this place.
1863
01:39:45,481 --> 01:39:50,903
So, I guess, in the end,
the thing that broke me...
1864
01:39:50,986 --> 01:39:52,780
also made me whole.
1865
01:39:52,863 --> 01:39:56,825
NICK:
Lucy! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
1866
01:39:57,368 --> 01:39:59,411
WOMAN:
Whoa! Sorry.
1867
01:39:59,495 --> 01:40:01,205
Okay.
1868
01:40:01,288 --> 01:40:02,956
[PANTING]
1869
01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:04,583
Lucy.
1870
01:40:04,667 --> 01:40:06,335
Uh...
1871
01:40:06,418 --> 01:40:09,463
So I'd like to direct your attention
to some of the installations...
1872
01:40:09,546 --> 01:40:11,256
Lucy!
1873
01:40:12,341 --> 01:40:15,344
Well, this is awkward.
1874
01:40:15,427 --> 01:40:17,596
Nick! What are you doing?
1875
01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:21,684
What does it look like?
It's... It's a grand gesture.
1876
01:40:23,811 --> 01:40:25,312
This is kind of a bad time.
1877
01:40:25,396 --> 01:40:28,440
If you just wanna wait patiently, quietly,
until I'm done--
1878
01:40:28,524 --> 01:40:30,192
No. No, I can't do that.
1879
01:40:30,275 --> 01:40:31,402
[♪♪♪]
1880
01:40:31,485 --> 01:40:32,986
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
1881
01:40:33,070 --> 01:40:34,905
The map was mine.
1882
01:40:34,988 --> 01:40:36,615
[SHUSHING]
1883
01:40:36,699 --> 01:40:38,617
- Wait. What?
- The map.
1884
01:40:39,618 --> 01:40:42,830
I put the map in here. I know I said he...
1885
01:40:43,831 --> 01:40:47,376
It's kind of random. I don't know.
I was just trying to throw you off.
1886
01:40:47,459 --> 01:40:51,880
I met Chloe working at a hotel.
And she was...
1887
01:40:51,964 --> 01:40:53,465
I fell in love with her.
1888
01:40:54,591 --> 01:40:57,177
And then she left me for my boss.
1889
01:40:58,178 --> 01:40:59,430
And I was devastated.
1890
01:41:00,431 --> 01:41:04,893
And I promised myself that I would never
let anyone make me feel that way again.
1891
01:41:05,894 --> 01:41:07,396
And then I met you.
1892
01:41:08,397 --> 01:41:14,319
And so I put the map on the wall
because I wanted to see you again.
1893
01:41:15,487 --> 01:41:17,281
Oh, uh...
1894
01:41:17,698 --> 01:41:20,117
Could have just asked me
to dinner or something.
1895
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:22,786
- Yeah. In hindsight.
- Next time.
1896
01:41:22,870 --> 01:41:24,830
Probably. Good thing, you know?
1897
01:41:26,331 --> 01:41:32,463
But love makes you do crazy,
stupid, irrational things, and--
1898
01:41:32,546 --> 01:41:38,218
And I guess what I'm trying to say,
Lucy, is I love you.
1899
01:41:38,302 --> 01:41:41,305
[CROWD SIGHING, MURMURING]
1900
01:41:44,725 --> 01:41:46,351
Uh...
1901
01:41:50,773 --> 01:41:53,192
Try it again. Try it again.
1902
01:41:53,275 --> 01:41:55,194
I love you, Lucy.
1903
01:41:55,277 --> 01:41:58,363
Yeah, I heard you.
Gonna get back to my speech now.
1904
01:41:58,781 --> 01:42:00,657
[CROWD MURMURING]
1905
01:42:00,783 --> 01:42:02,075
Maybe I should just...
1906
01:42:02,159 --> 01:42:04,953
- You should stay.
- Sort of awkward that you're not...
1907
01:42:05,037 --> 01:42:06,663
[SOFTLY]
Oh, my God.
1908
01:42:06,747 --> 01:42:08,582
RANDY:
Love him back! Right?
1909
01:42:08,665 --> 01:42:14,171
- Yeah, I think you should love him back.
NADINE: You should love him back.
1910
01:42:14,254 --> 01:42:18,509
I know that was sweet, but you don't know
what the context is, so...
1911
01:42:18,592 --> 01:42:20,594
- Love him back.
- Love him back!
1912
01:42:20,677 --> 01:42:22,513
ALL [CHANTING]:
Love him back! Love him back!
1913
01:42:22,596 --> 01:42:25,349
Oh, we're chanting? We're chanting now.
1914
01:42:25,432 --> 01:42:29,144
- Love him back! Love him back!
- Whoa, okay. Okay, this is--
1915
01:42:29,228 --> 01:42:32,189
Love him back! Love him back!
1916
01:42:32,272 --> 01:42:35,484
Okay, enough! Be quiet.
1917
01:42:47,913 --> 01:42:52,084
Just... Excuse me. Thank you, excuse me.
1918
01:42:52,167 --> 01:42:54,169
[♪♪♪]
1919
01:42:58,257 --> 01:42:59,357
Hi.
1920
01:43:00,092 --> 01:43:03,345
I'm a lump of coal. I feel nothing.
1921
01:43:03,428 --> 01:43:04,888
[♪♪♪]
1922
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:10,769
I changed the name of the hotel.
1923
01:43:11,854 --> 01:43:14,106
It's no big deal.
1924
01:43:21,738 --> 01:43:26,410
Okay, if I didn't do this, they would
all turn on me, so this is for them.
1925
01:43:26,493 --> 01:43:28,495
[CROWD CHEERING]
1926
01:43:36,879 --> 01:43:40,007
You're the only person
I didn't collect anything from.
1927
01:43:41,008 --> 01:43:42,108
Why's that?
1928
01:43:42,843 --> 01:43:44,761
Because I love you too.
1929
01:43:44,845 --> 01:43:46,722
[ALL CHEERING]
1930
01:43:46,805 --> 01:43:49,057
Okay, okay.
1931
01:43:49,391 --> 01:43:52,519
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
1932
01:43:52,603 --> 01:43:54,271
♪ That we are young in love ♪
1933
01:43:54,354 --> 01:43:56,899
♪ Young in love
Young and in love ♪
1934
01:43:56,982 --> 01:44:00,319
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
1935
01:44:00,402 --> 01:44:01,778
♪ If we stay young in love ♪
1936
01:44:01,862 --> 01:44:04,781
♪ Young in love
Young and in love ♪
1937
01:44:04,865 --> 01:44:07,075
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1938
01:44:07,159 --> 01:44:08,744
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1939
01:44:08,827 --> 01:44:10,370
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1940
01:44:10,454 --> 01:44:12,748
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1941
01:44:12,831 --> 01:44:14,499
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1942
01:44:14,583 --> 01:44:16,376
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1943
01:44:16,460 --> 01:44:18,462
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1944
01:44:18,545 --> 01:44:20,505
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1945
01:44:20,589 --> 01:44:23,342
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
1946
01:44:23,425 --> 01:44:25,719
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
1947
01:44:25,802 --> 01:44:27,888
♪ Young and in love ♪
1948
01:44:27,971 --> 01:44:31,266
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
1949
01:44:31,350 --> 01:44:33,435
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
1950
01:44:33,518 --> 01:44:35,562
♪ Young and in love ♪
1951
01:44:35,646 --> 01:44:37,689
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1952
01:44:37,773 --> 01:44:39,566
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1953
01:44:39,650 --> 01:44:41,360
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1954
01:44:41,443 --> 01:44:43,570
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1955
01:44:43,654 --> 01:44:45,280
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1956
01:44:45,364 --> 01:44:47,115
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1957
01:44:47,199 --> 01:44:49,201
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1958
01:44:49,284 --> 01:44:51,078
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1959
01:44:52,829 --> 01:44:57,751
Okay. Hi. Okay...
1960
01:44:59,795 --> 01:45:02,714
This is the bottle
from the first whiskey we shared together.
1961
01:45:02,798 --> 01:45:07,803
And this is the pen Lucy used
to defile my hotel,
1962
01:45:09,179 --> 01:45:13,266
and this is the hotel room key from
when Lucy and I first started connecting--
1963
01:45:13,350 --> 01:45:14,977
What are you doing?
1964
01:45:15,060 --> 01:45:18,939
I'm doing the thing about the stuff,
you know, that the other people did.
1965
01:45:19,940 --> 01:45:21,775
I'm sorry. She has no manners.
1966
01:45:21,858 --> 01:45:25,112
Okay, that's cute, but you don't need this
1967
01:45:25,195 --> 01:45:27,114
because we're never breaking up.
1968
01:45:27,197 --> 01:45:28,615
Not even in a zombie apocalypse.
1969
01:45:28,699 --> 01:45:31,368
I'm sorry, he's such a hoarder.
1970
01:45:31,451 --> 01:45:35,205
We don't use that term. It's derogatory.
1971
01:45:35,288 --> 01:45:37,916
No, taught you so well.
1972
01:45:38,458 --> 01:45:41,461
[INGRID MICHAELSON'S
"YOUNG AND IN LOVE" PLAYING]
1973
01:45:46,508 --> 01:45:48,844
♪ We're young and in love ♪
1974
01:45:48,927 --> 01:45:50,804
♪ And we're running
Like the wind ♪
1975
01:45:50,887 --> 01:45:52,639
♪ We got it all ♪
1976
01:45:54,099 --> 01:45:56,476
♪ We're never alone ♪
1977
01:45:56,560 --> 01:46:00,856
♪ If we got each other
We can save the world ♪
1978
01:46:02,149 --> 01:46:06,111
♪ Explosions in the sky ♪
1979
01:46:06,194 --> 01:46:09,406
♪ I see colors fly ♪
1980
01:46:09,489 --> 01:46:15,704
♪ It's like the Fourth of July
In your eyes ♪
1981
01:46:17,956 --> 01:46:21,501
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
1982
01:46:21,585 --> 01:46:23,879
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
1983
01:46:23,962 --> 01:46:25,714
♪ Young and in love ♪
1984
01:46:25,797 --> 01:46:29,217
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
1985
01:46:29,301 --> 01:46:31,470
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
1986
01:46:31,553 --> 01:46:33,472
♪ Young and in love ♪
1987
01:46:33,555 --> 01:46:35,432
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1988
01:46:35,515 --> 01:46:37,392
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1989
01:46:37,476 --> 01:46:39,311
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1990
01:46:39,394 --> 01:46:41,229
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1991
01:46:41,313 --> 01:46:43,190
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1992
01:46:43,273 --> 01:46:45,067
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1993
01:46:45,150 --> 01:46:46,985
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
1994
01:46:47,069 --> 01:46:48,236
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
1995
01:46:48,320 --> 01:46:50,572
♪ Boy, turn it up ♪
1996
01:46:50,655 --> 01:46:53,366
♪ Play the music loud
So we can sing along ♪
1997
01:46:53,450 --> 01:46:57,746
♪ And teach me all the words
To all your favorite songs ♪
1998
01:46:57,829 --> 01:47:02,250
♪ We can make this moment last
All summer long ♪
1999
01:47:03,794 --> 01:47:07,547
♪ Explosions in the sky ♪
2000
01:47:07,631 --> 01:47:11,218
♪ I see colors fly ♪
2001
01:47:11,301 --> 01:47:14,596
♪ It's like
The Fourth of July ♪
2002
01:47:14,679 --> 01:47:18,975
♪ In your eyes ♪
2003
01:47:19,559 --> 01:47:22,687
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
2004
01:47:22,771 --> 01:47:25,273
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
2005
01:47:25,357 --> 01:47:26,983
♪ Young and in love ♪
2006
01:47:27,067 --> 01:47:30,445
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
2007
01:47:30,529 --> 01:47:33,031
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
2008
01:47:33,115 --> 01:47:34,991
♪ Young and in love ♪
2009
01:47:35,075 --> 01:47:37,077
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2010
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:38,954
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2011
01:47:39,037 --> 01:47:40,872
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2012
01:47:40,956 --> 01:47:42,791
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2013
01:47:42,874 --> 01:47:44,709
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2014
01:47:44,793 --> 01:47:46,586
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2015
01:47:46,670 --> 01:47:48,255
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2016
01:47:48,338 --> 01:47:50,006
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
2017
01:47:50,090 --> 01:47:53,301
♪ And you break my walls down ♪
2018
01:47:53,385 --> 01:47:57,556
♪ 'Cause you make me
Fall apart ♪
2019
01:47:57,639 --> 01:47:59,766
♪ In a good way ♪
2020
01:48:01,059 --> 01:48:05,105
♪ In a good way ♪
2021
01:48:05,188 --> 01:48:08,108
♪ In a good way ♪
2022
01:48:08,191 --> 01:48:11,236
♪ Old enough, old enough
Old enough to know ♪
2023
01:48:11,319 --> 01:48:13,697
♪ That we are young in love
Young in love ♪
2024
01:48:13,780 --> 01:48:15,407
♪ Young and in love ♪
2025
01:48:15,490 --> 01:48:18,952
♪ You and me, we can see
Time will stand still ♪
2026
01:48:19,035 --> 01:48:21,496
♪ If we stay young in love
Young in love ♪
2027
01:48:21,580 --> 01:48:23,456
♪ Young and in love ♪
2028
01:48:23,540 --> 01:48:25,542
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2029
01:48:25,625 --> 01:48:27,252
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2030
01:48:27,335 --> 01:48:29,546
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2031
01:48:29,629 --> 01:48:31,548
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2032
01:48:31,631 --> 01:48:33,508
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2033
01:48:33,592 --> 01:48:35,427
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2034
01:48:35,510 --> 01:48:37,220
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2035
01:48:37,304 --> 01:48:38,972
♪ Young and in love ♪
2036
01:48:39,055 --> 01:48:41,016
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2037
01:48:41,099 --> 01:48:42,809
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2038
01:48:42,893 --> 01:48:44,644
♪ Yeah, we are young
And in love ♪
2039
01:48:44,728 --> 01:48:48,064
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪♪