1 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,026 Salty and sweet. 2 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:36,992 That was my mother. 3 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:41,118 Jj 4 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,166 Always did have a flavor for danger. 5 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:58,548 Pickled in her wine, she so desperately tried. 6 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:15,071 Oh, but she couldn't take care of me, mm-mm. 7 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,194 Not like you did, anyway. 8 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,950 Lord, I know you put me here for a reason, 9 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,374 and lord knows I've tried to forget it. 10 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:32,214 But through all these choppy waters, I thank you, 11 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:36,294 my dear Jesus, for keeping this humble heart beating free. 12 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:44,180 My love, my lord, my savior. 13 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:08,701 I love you, I love you, I love you. I just wanna marry you. 14 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,502 Oh, Jesus, you're my one and only. 15 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:13,956 I swear, I will always... 16 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:15,632 Hey, I told you to clean the... 17 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,794 Really? 18 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:24,384 This is what you're doing in the middle of the goddamn day? Great. 19 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,937 Can't you just be a normal kid? 20 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:05,474 Normal kid? Well, how'd I do? 21 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,179 Yeah, not so great, I guess. 22 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:12,229 But not your fault so much, 23 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:15,980 unless this was all a part of your silly old plan. 24 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:46,719 Fuck me. I can't believe you're making me do this shit. 25 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,642 Hello again. 26 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,399 I'm merle, sex and love addict. 27 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,320 Hi, merle. 28 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,569 Well, in spite of all the progress I've made, 29 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:08,279 I... recently had another bottom line slip. 30 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:12,533 I'm really ashamed. I... 31 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,379 I really thought this time was gonna be different. 32 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,548 A real relationship, you know? 33 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:24,303 That lasted all of six days. 34 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,927 Um, our final night together, he, um... 35 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:33,975 Bit my lip so hard it bled, and I started to cry. 36 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:38,729 Um, and then he told me that he had a fantasy 37 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:42,233 of making love to a woman while she was crying. 38 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,406 So mission accomplished. 39 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,953 But... 40 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,656 He told me that he loved me. 41 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,663 And then after he left, he, um... 42 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,960 Blocked my number and unfollowed me. 43 00:05:03,220 --> 00:05:06,883 And I just feel really worthless. 44 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:24,070 And you said, "I am the light of the world, 45 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:28,150 but he who follows me will not walk in the darkness, 46 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:32,033 but shall have the light of love." 47 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:27,543 Do I know you? 48 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,970 Uh, yeah. I'm, uh... I'm mads, I'm here... 49 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:33,514 Oh, Evie's friend from home. 50 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,510 They do grow 'em pretty in Texas. 51 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,768 You're late. 52 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:43,692 I didn't know there was a set schedule for this shit. 53 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:45,769 Come in. 54 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,904 Wait, so you're... you're not American? 55 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:55,283 - Cause, like, on your TV show you were... - Acting. 56 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:59,366 - Oh. Ah, funny. - Can I get you something? 57 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:02,123 Uh, no, no, I'm cool as a cucumber. 58 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:04,829 So you're out here to be an actress? 59 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,211 Uh, no, no. 60 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,085 Ah, most people are here to be something. 61 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,303 Escape whatever unseen invalidated life they're running from. 62 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:17,304 Are you ambitious? 63 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,762 Ambition always seemed like kind of a pointy word to me. 64 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:26,568 Like, um, arrow or Thorn, you know, it just... 65 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:30,022 I feel like it just depends on the things you're into. 66 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:36,737 Um, but I do think that I'm meant for, um, something or somebody. 67 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:40,619 A romantic. You're a rare animal. 68 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:44,168 Take a word of advice from a kindred spirit: 69 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:49,215 Keep moving before you get stuck. This place is a trap, you know. 70 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,588 Just like those pits down by the museums. 71 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,264 Thousands of years ago, this whole valley was a swamp. 72 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,966 Animals came from hundreds of miles around. 73 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,427 Mammoths, sabretooth cats, 74 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,513 uh, dire wolves, 75 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,395 all lured by the scent of sweet water. 76 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,774 But the ground under this place isn't solid, it's tar. 77 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,856 Black and sticky as the devil's shit. 78 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,651 Those animals, they got trapped in it. 79 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,701 And their dying cries brought out scavengers 80 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:20,030 looking for an easy meal, and they got stuck too. 81 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,787 Thousands of years later, 82 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:26,290 scientists are still pulling fossils out of those pits. 83 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:29,248 Skeletons all mixed up. 84 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:33,802 Be careful, or someday someone will be digging you up. 85 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:39,008 And with so many bones, they won't even be able to tell you apart. 86 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:45,605 The trick to la is take a sip from the spring, spread your wings. 87 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,810 Catch a breeze and ride on out of here before you get stuck. 88 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,644 Um... 89 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:56,032 Why do dealers always sound like preachers? 90 00:08:56,119 --> 00:08:59,532 I mean, honestly, are you a prophet or a pusher? 91 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:02,409 - Just make up your mind. - Hm. 92 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,874 Yeah, I don't know. 93 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,828 Evie tells me you girls are working the club tonight. 94 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:11,756 Uh, yeah. Yeah. I think I might, uh, come by. 95 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,135 You can always work for me, you know. 96 00:09:17,432 --> 00:09:22,768 Uh, look, I just came here 'cause I got a car and I was in the neighborhood. 97 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:28,224 I'm not really looking to be your friendly neighborhood dope peddler, but thank you. 98 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,401 By the way, I love your big, fat, gold ltd. 99 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:34,070 727? Don't see them around much. 100 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,614 Um... mm-hm. 101 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:42,162 I know your ride, I know your plates, I know your friends. 102 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,785 So what don't I know about you, mads? 103 00:09:58,056 --> 00:10:00,718 Uh, yeah. Yeah. Cool. 104 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:02,390 - Uh... - Thanks for coming by. 105 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:04,092 - Uh-huh. Mm-hm. - Yeah. 106 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,555 Jj 107 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,371 Good morning. 108 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,501 - Little package. - Teddy. 109 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,791 Hey, mads, um... 110 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:43,173 Did you ever hear from that, uh, guy you were fucking at community? 111 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,350 What? 112 00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:48,473 Didn't he get a job out here or something? 113 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,728 No idea what on earth made you think of him. 114 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:55,777 I don't know, maybe it was, um, all these drugs. 115 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,944 Oh, well, well, well. 116 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:05,620 You know, you really oughta quit that dumb-ass job of yours. 117 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,072 Oh, boy. 118 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:12,287 Come on, like, folding $400 sweaters for ten bucks an hour. 119 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:16,840 It's an insult to your post-modern feminist sensibilities. 120 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,336 Oh, is it? 121 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,589 We've got to work to destabilize 122 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,717 the patriarchal norms entrenched into a society 123 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,675 that has caused so much gender inequality. 124 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:29,806 I love how much you care about this. 125 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:34,687 Plus, you'd make way more selling Eric's drugs. 126 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:40,067 Well, well, I also got fired last night. 127 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,319 - Why? - What? 128 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,445 Mm... 129 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:50,958 Because I... kinda sorta... 130 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,251 Fucked the boss's husband again! 131 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,874 - Again? - Again! 132 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,829 That's awesome! 133 00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:59,211 I guess old habits die hard, sweetie. 134 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:03,386 - They do. - Well, then it's settled. 135 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,885 You're working at the club with us now! 136 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,966 - No! - Yes! 137 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,597 I said maybe. 138 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:14,181 Working at the club, aka, selling a bunch of shit-ass drugs 139 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:16,812 to I. A's horniest crackheads. 140 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,572 Yay! She's fun again! 141 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:33,583 Whoo! 142 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:56,181 Oh, come on, mads, it's gonna be fun. 143 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,391 Told you. 144 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,028 You know they say Marilyn's buried here. 145 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,614 And also James Dean, and also Whitney Houston. 146 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,791 - Let's have a séance. - I can't believe this. 147 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,123 Oh, my lord. 148 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:34,720 So, another little sister here from Texas to help Evie out. 149 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,847 Sort of. 150 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,933 Only addy's my actual blood. 151 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,064 We grew up with mads. 152 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,487 She's like our honorary little sister. 153 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,690 Well, we're all family here. 154 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,484 - Hey, gamor. - Hm? 155 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:52,161 - What do you think? - Hm... 156 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,285 Well, let me take a look. 157 00:13:55,376 --> 00:14:02,043 Let's see here, a little vintage jewelry, smoky eye, pouty red lip. 158 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,875 I like it. She's like a gothic Madonna. 159 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:12,553 It's funny you say that because mads has like a little Jesus thing. 160 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,261 - Ooh, Jesus. - Yeah. Um, I'd say that she 161 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,438 takes it to the next level, though. 162 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,482 Mads doesn't just love Jesus, she'd love to fuck Jesus. 163 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:23,025 Hey! 164 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,649 - It's true. - You can't blame her, 165 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:29,278 Jesus is quite sexy. Our first rock star. 166 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,905 - Mm-hm. - Definitely. 167 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:36,240 Well, little does she know, I do fuck you. 168 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:38,666 I fuck you all the time. 169 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,042 Doors open in 20 minutes. 170 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,421 Tits up. 171 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,674 Uh, Carmen, put some lip gloss on, too. 172 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,632 You're looking a little tired. All right, here. Drink that up. 173 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,262 Eleven minutes, come on. 174 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,148 You're my one and only. 175 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,584 Oh, Jesus. 176 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,504 I swear, I will always... 177 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,681 I swear, I will always... 178 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:34,858 Well, there just went 200 bucks of Eric's crap. 179 00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:38,319 Oh, god, I should've listened to you. 180 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,910 Why don't I listen to you? 181 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:53,085 Mom always told me that was never much my strong suit. 182 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,465 Maybe she was right. 183 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,547 Fucking bitch. 184 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,724 A tripping nun. 185 00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:04,686 That is so fucked. 186 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:07,773 There you are. 187 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,608 Are you okay? 188 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,984 Your shift is done. 189 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:20,779 Why don't you just get changed and put on some makeup. 190 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:26,493 We're gonna have a little late-night disco at our place. 191 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,204 Okay. 192 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,194 Fuck! 193 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:23,989 I'm so sorry! Oh, my god! 194 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,038 Who was he?! Who was that guy?! 195 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,560 Oh, my god, he's just some guy I brought home. 196 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:29,664 - I'm sorry. - Who was he?! 197 00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,162 What the fuck just happened? 198 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:34,962 - Oh, my god! - The money is all gone! 199 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,085 - He fucking took the money! - I'm sorry! 200 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,542 That stupid fucking douchebag, he took the money! 201 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,255 That guy with the long hair, I think he took all the drugs! 202 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,464 - Wait! - What the fuck?! 203 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,469 That guy just fucking left! 204 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,064 Fvie... 205 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,642 - Evie, what the fuck?! - I'm sorry. 206 00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,150 - Eight fucking grand! - I'm so sorry. 207 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:04,530 Evie, why do you drag me into this shit?! Huh?! 208 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,744 You're supposed to be my older sister! 209 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,059 - Stop yelling at her. - Don't start. 210 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,493 Okay, it's not helping anything. 211 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,396 - Well, what's the plan? - You need to call Eric. 212 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,523 - You need to call Eric. - Can you just do it, please? 213 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,378 He needs to fucking know 214 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:19,923 why all the money and all his fucking drugs are gone, okay? 215 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,342 Can you just please do it? Because he has a crush on you. 216 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,282 And he's not gonna yell at you, and he always yells at me. 217 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,388 - Oh, my god, Evie. - I need a fucking cigarette. 218 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,120 - You're so much better at this than me. - Where's the lighter? 219 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,226 - I can't do it. - Where the fuck is the lighter? 220 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,769 Um... please. 221 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,142 I'm so sorry. 222 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,602 - Evie... - Just fucking call Eric. 223 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:42,655 - Just go and call Eric. - I'm so sorry. 224 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,864 What the fuck is this? 225 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,833 I don't... 226 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,536 What do you mean gone? 227 00:20:57,631 --> 00:21:00,748 - It's gone. Stolen? - Oh, no. 228 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:03,175 No, no, no. 229 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:07,005 I trusted you guys to fulfill basic services. 230 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,057 This is fucking unprofessional. 231 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:13,432 Yeah, well, I mean, we fucked up. 232 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,604 Well, you better un-fuck it up. 233 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:19,479 This is not some random shit I got off of one of my usual guys. 234 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,526 This is a scary fucking drug dealer 235 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,216 that I'm trying to make a good impression with. 236 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,152 And spoiler alert, this is not impressive! 237 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,575 You know what? How about you just 238 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:31,244 stop being such a little bitch and nut up, okay? 239 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:36,201 It wasn't a kilo, it was 20 grand tops. We'll figure it out. 240 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,286 What's this fucking guy's name? 241 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:42,419 Her name! Queenie, and she does not fuck around! 242 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,472 (Get out! 243 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:08,232 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 244 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,114 So either find who stole that shit 245 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:15,574 or find a way to get me that 20 grand back! Fuck! 246 00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,293 Fuck you too, then. 247 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,634 Fuck! 248 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,634 Guys, he's really fucking freaking out. 249 00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:34,137 - We're being fucking evicted! - No. 250 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:36,594 - What? - We're being evicted! 251 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,733 You know, this is why I left. 252 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,531 This is why I left and went to London, 253 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:52,234 because I didn't want to be fucking poor in americal! 254 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,160 Okay. 255 00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:57,285 And I don't wanna be around a sister who's a fucking crack addict. 256 00:22:57,376 --> 00:23:00,083 Okay, it's a coke addict, not a crack addict. 257 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:03,253 Such a fucking bitch all the time. 258 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,296 - Fuck you. Fuck you. - I'm so tired of it. 259 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,340 Seriously, this could've happened to anybody. 260 00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:11,421 - We all had a party. - Fuck! Fuck! 261 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,715 Fucking hair! 262 00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,731 Fucking dollar bill, please. Oh, god. 263 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:48,374 Fucking poor in America? 264 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:50,881 Who wants to be poor anywhere? 265 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:55,135 The world's one big shit show and I'm right in the middle of it. 266 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,467 Fuck them! Seriously, I'm not poor. 267 00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:01,186 I have you. 268 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:04,015 They can all suck my Jesus dick. 269 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,311 Cocksuckers. 270 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:15,951 Don't look at me like that. Where do you think I'm driving? 271 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,279 I'm trying to look for a place to live, fuck. 272 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:29,215 Okay, well, I fucking tried to get a roof over our heads, 273 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,883 and this bitch, she don't get it. 274 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,678 You know what? Fuck her and her piece of shit house, 275 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:38,383 and the horse she rode in on. She probably fucked him too. 276 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,686 Fuck! 277 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,883 What's up, sexy man? 278 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:30,567 You know, I made a lot of bad decisions. 279 00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:34,021 Some shit you seriously don't... 280 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,070 Agree with. 281 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,116 I don't blame you. 282 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,455 But, you see, I've been trying to be better. 283 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:48,706 Right, I mean... 284 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,501 I definitely be fucking way less. 285 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:54,966 Kinda. 286 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,469 Anyway, right now... 287 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,679 Right now, I need your help more than ever. 288 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:12,940 I need you to walk me down your righteous ways. 289 00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,942 I need you to show me that light because... 290 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:23,324 I really just don't wanna hurt no more people. 291 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,419 Show me a sign. 292 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,714 Show me a sign. 293 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,473 Show me a sign. 294 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,942 You're a fucking badass. 295 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,571 Whoo! I love you, jc! 296 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:07,406 I fucking love you! 297 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:10,872 Whoo! 298 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:13,329 Jj 299 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:23,051 - Please tell me you found it. - No, I told you, it's gone. 300 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:26,384 Shit! You guys have forced me to do something I don't want to do. 301 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:27,878 I do not want to give you girls up. 302 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,724 But that queenie plays rough. 303 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,976 You think I'm a fucking idiot 304 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:34,604 just 'cause I have an innie? You're the big dog, 305 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,858 okay, not some low-level, street pawn. 306 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:43,614 No matter how bad we might fuck up, that money is ultimately on you, bud. 307 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,865 I can make you get that money back. 308 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,538 Why are you fronting on me right now? 309 00:27:48,625 --> 00:27:50,741 You're no pimp, you're no killer. 310 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:54,795 You're just a has-been TV actor with a gambling addiction and a coke habit. 311 00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:58,545 And... and my sense tells me 312 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:03,345 that clearly you're broke as fuck, and you're in some real type of trouble 313 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:07,345 because nobody runs a business like that with no security. 314 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:11,475 I mean, that is just desperation behavior. 315 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,978 Uh-huh, out of control. And that shit ends bad. 316 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:20,483 So, like I said, I don't have a problem. 317 00:28:20,574 --> 00:28:21,905 You do. 318 00:28:26,079 --> 00:28:27,740 Why are you even here? 319 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:34,914 Where the fuck is your bedroom? 320 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:39,499 Jj 321 00:29:01,490 --> 00:29:03,776 You're so awesome. 322 00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:10,367 Oh, I can't even stand to breathe when I think of you. 323 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:15,830 I will always be your girl, Jesus. 324 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,419 I wasn't expecting that from you. 325 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,683 Yep, I'm full of surprises. 326 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,930 I gotta go pee. 327 00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,399 Mads? 328 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:47,949 Babe? 329 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,401 Oh, fuck! 330 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,741 You're crazy. This is never gonna work. 331 00:29:52,833 --> 00:29:54,448 Of course it'll work. 332 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:56,454 You ever heard of "Jesus take the wheel"? 333 00:29:56,545 --> 00:30:00,163 Well, in our case, Jesus has taken us by the hips 334 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:02,794 with his manly, calloused carpenter hands 335 00:30:02,884 --> 00:30:06,672 and he is riding us all the way back home to kingdom come. 336 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:10,176 I'm telling you, Jesus will not steer us wrong. 337 00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,808 Uh, I'm an atheist. 338 00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,229 Well, not anymore you're not. 339 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:25,150 Okay, so we're just supposed to tell people we came to Hollywood 340 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,322 to start a convent? 341 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:30,697 Only if they ask. Just keep it simple. 342 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,530 So we'll meet back here in two hours. 343 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,846 Sisters of the faithful. 344 00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:59,605 Hey. Oh, thank you. Do you know where to get waxed around here? 345 00:31:00,942 --> 00:31:05,185 Oh. Wait, two bucks? 346 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,316 That's all you're gonna give Jesus? 347 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,697 Fuck. 348 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,243 Lady, do you want your soul to be damned for all eternity, 349 00:31:17,334 --> 00:31:19,040 tossing Lucifer's salad? 350 00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:21,618 You can afford more, look at you. 351 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:28,170 Oh, thank you. God bless... Jesus Christ! 352 00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:32,049 - You all right? - Oh, hell yeah. Uh, sorry. 353 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,468 Bitch. 354 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:43,315 We are starting a convent here in Hollywood, 355 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:46,894 and if you would like to know more, here is my cell. 356 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:50,947 Look, I wrote it right where Jesus got hammered. 357 00:31:51,034 --> 00:31:54,492 - I dream of being hammered, too. - Thank you. 358 00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,164 Hi, sister. 359 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,618 - I see you like books. - I work at the library. 360 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:03,827 On. 361 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,758 Are you visiting Los Angeles, sister? I haven't seen you before. 362 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:15,431 Uh, well, my little convent back home is just bursting at the seams, 363 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:19,351 so my mother superior sent myself and my sisters 364 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:24,228 down to, you know, look for a new home and spread our, uh, 365 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:28,060 our virginity... di-divinity. 366 00:32:28,155 --> 00:32:29,361 Where are you staying? 367 00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:34,032 Uh, well, I'm leaving that up to the good lord himself. 368 00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:37,532 - Mm-hm. - Well, uh... 369 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,016 I hope it's not too much of a bother, 370 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,281 but one of our board members at our library, 371 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:44,243 Maria Ramirez, everyone calls her sunny. 372 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:47,921 Um, you know, she's a devout catholic and generous donor. 373 00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:50,215 - Um, her husband just died recently... - Oh. 374 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:53,920 And, um, you and the sisters should, uh, go... go see her. 375 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,595 She lives right up the road up there. 376 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:58,344 Um, great place. She takes in nuns all the time. 377 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:02,227 She does? 378 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:06,307 Well, look at god just working his ways. 379 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,921 Well, she's a very kind person. 380 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,666 And listen, she has more than enough space. 381 00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:11,716 You guys should check it out if you need a place to stay. 382 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:15,983 All right? I think she'd love it, so here's her number. 383 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,988 Oops. 384 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,697 Sorry. Um... okay. 385 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,031 That's for you guys. 386 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:27,707 Thank you. Good day, sir. So kind. 387 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:36,465 Two-hundred and seventy-three dollars. 388 00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:38,421 Thank you, Jesus! 389 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:42,101 Yes, that is enough to get a cheap hotel room for a couple of nights. 390 00:33:42,187 --> 00:33:44,394 Or a really nice hotel room for one night. 391 00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,062 No, no, no. 392 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:50,267 We gotta save our money as much as we can. We should, um... 393 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,569 We should go stay with that nice lady. 394 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:56,114 But how do... How do you know she's so nice? 395 00:33:56,201 --> 00:34:01,912 Because she offers to take in stray nuns. 396 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:06,037 Um, she is probably really religious though. 397 00:34:06,127 --> 00:34:08,288 And she's probably seen a lot of nuns before. 398 00:34:08,380 --> 00:34:11,793 So... we should, uh... 399 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:13,589 We should go do our research. 400 00:34:13,677 --> 00:34:16,134 - Mm-hm, up our game. - Okay. 401 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,963 What kind of research? 402 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:23,346 Wait, mads, you want us to go to church? 403 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:26,098 Goddamn right. We're going to church! 404 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:28,976 But first... First we really need to change, 405 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:32,025 'cause the only thing worse than walking into a church impersonating a nun 406 00:34:32,112 --> 00:34:35,024 is walking into a police station impersonating a cop. 407 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:36,696 So let's go. 408 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,409 God. 409 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,916 What do you think you're looking at, old man? 410 00:34:56,011 --> 00:34:57,751 Nothing. 411 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:02,055 Hm. That's "nothing, sister," to you. 412 00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:07,637 - Nothing, sister. - Mm-hm. Good boy. 413 00:35:08,607 --> 00:35:10,893 Now start praying. 414 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:12,853 Dear god... 415 00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:18,571 Please help me with another sister. 416 00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:21,702 Addy! 417 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,277 I like this character! 418 00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:26,363 - I could really get into this! - Bitch. 419 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,795 "Find out..." What? 420 00:35:34,883 --> 00:35:38,296 Fuck! No. No. 421 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,545 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. 422 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:49,553 No. 423 00:36:01,743 --> 00:36:03,108 The fucking gun! 424 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,784 Where the fuck is it? 425 00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,032 Fuck! 426 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,962 Ah! Fuck. 427 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,069 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 428 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:18,559 No! Bucky, no! 429 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,570 No, bucky, no! 430 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:50,181 I'll open the door on one condition. 431 00:37:54,147 --> 00:37:56,388 I was gonna open the door. 432 00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:59,190 My name's tuff, I work for queenie. 433 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:03,816 Sit. 434 00:38:06,201 --> 00:38:07,566 Make me a vodka. 435 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:11,490 It's okay, bucky, this is a friend. 436 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,414 We're just playing a friendly game. 437 00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,787 - I don't think he can breathe. - He's fucking fine. 438 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:20,621 Aren't you, silly Billy? It's just a friendly game, right. 439 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,876 Come on, man, this has nothing to do with the kid. 440 00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:27,336 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Are you allergic to bees? 441 00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,599 What a coincidence. So am I. 442 00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:35,768 Deathly allergic. And when you're allergic to bees, 443 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,811 you need to be prepared. 444 00:38:37,899 --> 00:38:41,141 Do you... know what one of these is? 445 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:42,379 - Oh, Jesus, man, don't. - Ah, ah. 446 00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:45,486 This protects you from the queen. 447 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:50,408 And believe me, you do not wanna get stung by her. 448 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:51,975 What have you done? 449 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,163 What have you done? 450 00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:59,200 Motherfucker! 451 00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:02,055 When you receive the communion, 452 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,936 you're united with Jesus. 453 00:40:07,822 --> 00:40:09,813 And he becomes a part of you. 454 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:36,555 Body of Christ. 455 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,932 May god be with you. 456 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:22,135 Oh, you know, very. 457 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,017 May god be with you. 458 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:28,100 - And to you too, sister. - Sister Julie. 459 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:29,684 Thank you for coming. 460 00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:33,738 - Hm, sister Julie. - Sister Julie. 461 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,111 I think it's time to go. 462 00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:38,822 What was that about? 463 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:43,118 Jj 464 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:56,336 Tuff? Why is there a child? 465 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:03,509 You know I hate them. 466 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:12,144 - Hello, gorgeous. - Hi. 467 00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:17,198 Yuck. Why is he tied like that? 468 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:21,324 I had to use the venom on the kid, and then... 469 00:42:21,414 --> 00:42:22,529 Well, look. 470 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:32,171 Right? 471 00:42:32,258 --> 00:42:35,921 It's for softening the meat. 472 00:42:36,012 --> 00:42:37,127 Ah... 473 00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:40,634 Well... 474 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:44,684 Nice to meet you... Eric. 475 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:05,909 These shoes hurt my feet. 476 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,079 I can finish this off. 477 00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,627 Tuff is so good to me. 478 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:21,550 Huh... so, Eric, 479 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,757 we've been talking about you. 480 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:25,933 What's your purpose? 481 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:28,056 What function do you serve? 482 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,974 If one cannot perform his function, 483 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:36,607 then another must take his place. 484 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:46,704 Oh. Huh. 485 00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:50,409 These are the females who lost my merchandise. 486 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:56,339 Did you know there's a species of carpenter ant in Malaysia? 487 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:02,049 The queen's body is full of poisonous venom. 488 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:06,884 And if her nest is threatened by an outsider, 489 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:11,642 this magnificent creature can explode her own head 490 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:14,519 in a suicide, 491 00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:19,149 and release a substance onto her enemy. 492 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,858 What a soldier. 493 00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:32,083 No. 494 00:44:36,549 --> 00:44:41,088 - No. - This is what I'm talking about, Eric. 495 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,467 - Oh, my god. - Purpose. 496 00:44:44,557 --> 00:44:47,720 - Now you have one. - Oh, my god. 497 00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,769 - Dinner. - Oh, no. 498 00:45:02,742 --> 00:45:05,654 Jj 499 00:46:05,221 --> 00:46:09,260 Sisters, welcome to my home. 500 00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:12,763 You'll have to excuse me, my eyesight isn't what it used to be. 501 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,969 You see, I've become terribly sensitive to the light, 502 00:46:15,064 --> 00:46:18,181 which is a shame, because the light is one of my favorite things 503 00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:20,107 about living in Southern California. 504 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,853 In a moment, Alicia will show you to your quarters, 505 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:28,191 and I hope you can meet me for tea in the sunroom once you've settled in. 506 00:46:28,286 --> 00:46:30,368 Let us know if you need anything. 507 00:46:30,454 --> 00:46:33,912 And thank you so much for coming. Alicia. 508 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:38,793 Uh, thank you for, uh, 509 00:46:38,879 --> 00:46:43,464 having us in your godly home, ma'am. 510 00:46:43,551 --> 00:46:45,212 - Yeah. - Thank you. 511 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:55,597 There's so much space just in this one area. 512 00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:03,060 You know, you guys, the craziest thing about all of this 513 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:07,397 is that that thing, the thing we're wearing around our necks, 514 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,073 is called a wimple. 515 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,651 What the fuck is a wimple? 516 00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:18,332 - Get away with it. - Fuck you. 517 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:25,456 Oh, my god. 518 00:47:27,094 --> 00:47:29,176 I kinda feel bad for sunny. 519 00:47:31,390 --> 00:47:35,508 I mean, all this money and no one to share it with. 520 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:39,221 No, she played her cards right. 521 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:42,478 She gets to do whatever she wants, doesn't have to look after anybody. 522 00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,191 Oh, fuck! 523 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,364 It's Eric. Should I answer it? 524 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:51,657 No! 525 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:03,669 No answer. 526 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,747 Well, we'll try again later. 527 00:48:17,144 --> 00:48:21,763 I don't think we can hit the same spot two days in a row. I think we should rotate. 528 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:23,518 You know, the giving can't always... 529 00:48:23,609 --> 00:48:25,600 Be so giving. 530 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,532 If I may make a suggestion. 531 00:48:33,619 --> 00:48:36,235 Outside the observatory might be a good place. 532 00:48:36,330 --> 00:48:40,073 - Mm. - Lots of foot traffic. 533 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:41,532 - Oh. - Mm. 534 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:44,164 - Thank you. - Yeah. 535 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:48,294 - Thank you so much, Alicia. - You're welcome. 536 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:51,876 Now, if you excuse me, before madam's breakfast gets cold. 537 00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,721 Oh, my god. 538 00:48:55,808 --> 00:48:57,344 She's so fucking hot. 539 00:48:57,435 --> 00:48:59,471 Well, that one's a hot piece of ass. 540 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:01,678 Oh, my god. 541 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,433 The body of Eric katz, 542 00:49:03,524 --> 00:49:05,435 the actor best known for playing uncle darby 543 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,892 in the 90s sitcom, the sokolowiski's, 544 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:11,275 was discovered in his home. Police investigators are saying 545 00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:13,856 the bizarre circumstances surrounding his death 546 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:18,194 are likely attributed to his rumored ties with local drug organizations. 547 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,952 Holy fuck! Fu... fudge. 548 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,771 An unidentified 12-year-old was also discovered in the home... 549 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:27,502 - Oh, my god, poor Eric. - Unconscious but alive, 550 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:29,751 and taken to a local hospital. 551 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:31,833 What are we gonna do? 552 00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:38,222 - Fuck! Ninety-six bucks in change. God! - This is so bad. 553 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,268 That's all the money we have? That's all the profits? 554 00:49:42,354 --> 00:49:44,265 Where the fuck is Jesus today? 555 00:49:45,691 --> 00:49:47,727 Maybe we're being punished. 556 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:50,525 Maybe there's a curse against people that pretend to be saints. 557 00:49:52,281 --> 00:49:54,647 Nuns aren't saints, they're just regular people 558 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,778 who work for god by doing charity. 559 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,530 And, technically, we're homeless, 560 00:49:58,621 --> 00:50:02,910 so really we're just cutting out the middle man. 561 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,037 Oh, you can just justify anything, mads. 562 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:08,289 Why have you been on my dick so much recently, addy? 563 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,120 - I love you and your dick. - Honestly... 564 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:13,208 What the fuck? 565 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:20,677 Scum-sucking piece of shit! Who the fuck fucks with nuns, huh?! 566 00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,759 Why would you steal from a nun?! 567 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:33,978 Now, you might think this is a bit of an excessive reaction. 568 00:50:39,245 --> 00:50:43,033 But we all have our periods synched up, and as you can see, 569 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:46,115 we're already having a pretty cramp ass day. 570 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:53,081 When you receive the communion, you are united with Jesus. 571 00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:56,008 And he becomes a part of you. 572 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:02,048 You once told me the danger of us sinning 573 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,884 isn't that god would stop forgiving us, 574 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:08,938 it's that we will stop seeking his forgiveness. 575 00:51:12,278 --> 00:51:14,485 And so just like you wanted, 576 00:51:14,572 --> 00:51:20,738 I went to confess my sins, past, present and future. 577 00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:23,490 Jj 578 00:51:29,837 --> 00:51:36,675 Ever since I accepted you into my heart as my lord and my savior, 579 00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:39,843 it took me to that sacred place. 580 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:06,950 I'm not sitting across from a mortal man no more. 581 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:11,501 I'm being sent directly through him to you. 582 00:53:02,763 --> 00:53:06,506 It appears the winds have changed since we last met. 583 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:11,890 Sunny skies have given way to a dark cloud that now looms above you. 584 00:53:13,941 --> 00:53:17,684 Dark cloud? What dark cloud? 585 00:53:19,738 --> 00:53:24,823 This trio of sorceresses, they will challenge your reign. 586 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,486 They will be your undoing if you are not careful. 587 00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,827 Those sluts stole my money. 588 00:53:32,918 --> 00:53:35,000 And you mentioned three of them, right? 589 00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:37,703 I only saw two of them. 590 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,999 Bitch, I told you, there's three. 591 00:53:42,094 --> 00:53:46,258 There's three. Three sluts. One slut, two slut, three slut... 592 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:47,554 - That's not a slut. - Oh. 593 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:49,723 Just one, two, three sluts. 594 00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:55,016 Should I kill them? 595 00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,523 Yes. 596 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,239 Kill them. 597 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:14,073 - Nobody misses President Lincoln. - I'm so bored. 598 00:54:14,168 --> 00:54:16,079 We could be at the club right now. 599 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,290 Really? 600 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:21,872 Well, we could sneak on out of here. 601 00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:25,130 - Mm-hm. - Go down the lattice like ninjas. 602 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,552 - Yeah. - Why not? 603 00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:30,426 And I think sunny's asleep. 604 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,512 - Let's go. - Okay. 605 00:54:33,604 --> 00:54:36,562 If you blow our cover, we're fucked. 606 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:45,271 All right, I'll stay here. You go. 607 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,442 - But... - I'm on my period anyway, I'm bloated. 608 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:50,847 I don't wanna be touched by, 609 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,829 - like, gross old men. - Okay, have a good night. 610 00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,497 You guys suck these days. 611 00:54:59,213 --> 00:55:00,703 Oh, I hate this thing. 612 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:07,335 Jj 613 00:55:58,605 --> 00:56:04,350 Huh, so this la bimbo, who is one of the sorceresses, 614 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:08,107 she thinks she's going to crumble our empire. 615 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,659 She's the one that stole your stash, babe. 616 00:56:21,753 --> 00:56:25,621 Eric kept a ledger in the notes on his phone, what a genius, 617 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,957 and she's his points man. 618 00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,303 What? 619 00:56:32,139 --> 00:56:36,883 Well, we're going to make a little example out of her, aren't we? 620 00:56:38,979 --> 00:56:41,265 Have you met my friend? 621 00:56:41,356 --> 00:56:44,974 The coral snake? 622 00:56:45,068 --> 00:56:48,231 They mostly feed on rats, 623 00:56:48,322 --> 00:56:51,780 bats, little rodents. 624 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:54,654 But we've discovered... 625 00:56:54,745 --> 00:57:00,206 This one has an insatiable appetite on human brains. 626 00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:03,284 - Wanna see? - I'm gonna film it. 627 00:57:03,378 --> 00:57:06,415 And then I'm gonna text it to your sorceress friends. 628 00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:03,969 Something's wrong. 629 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:10,355 - She's not picking up her phone. - So call her again. 630 00:58:10,445 --> 00:58:14,609 I did. I called five times. 631 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,907 I feel like, I don't know, it's off or dead. 632 00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:19,531 Just... don't say the word dead. 633 00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,577 Can you please just sit the fuck down? 634 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,405 You're making me even more crazy. 635 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,000 - Holy shit! - What the fuck? 636 00:58:31,091 --> 00:58:34,083 What the fuck happened? Oh, my god. Are you okay? 637 00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:36,418 - Evie. - Sit, sit. 638 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:41,090 - What the fuck? - Okay, I killed them. 639 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:44,426 - Killed who? - Uh, I killed both of them. 640 00:58:44,521 --> 00:58:45,761 - What? - Who? 641 00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:49,314 Queenie and her psycho cowboy sidekick. 642 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,017 - What? - Yeah, they kidnapped me. 643 00:58:52,112 --> 00:58:54,945 They... they tried to kill me. 644 00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,897 - Oh, my god. - But I... I killed them. 645 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,285 Okay, we have to get out of la, you guys. 646 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:05,956 The cops are gonna come after me. I'm a little scared. 647 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:09,876 - Why? - Because I killed them. 648 00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:12,375 Calm down, calm down. 649 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,548 Let me just think. 650 00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,334 We're fine. 651 00:59:17,429 --> 00:59:19,029 - We're fine, you know why? - Why? 652 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:23,345 Because the cops, they don't give a shit. 653 00:59:23,435 --> 00:59:26,723 Yeah. They're never gonna find out because they don't care! 654 00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:30,806 That's just two less bottom-feeding drug dealers that are gone! 655 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:34,359 I mean, you literally just did their jobs tonight. 656 00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:36,732 That they... hallelujah! 657 00:59:36,823 --> 00:59:40,156 Right? 658 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:43,030 Yeah, you killed the motherfucker who killed Eric. 659 00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:44,827 An eye for an eye. 660 00:59:44,915 --> 00:59:47,156 Hey, mads, isn't that in the Bible? 661 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,538 You're sure the fuck right it is. 662 00:59:50,629 --> 00:59:52,415 You know... you know what else? 663 00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:54,963 - What? - We're in the clear. 664 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:58,008 - Oh, my god. - You know what that means, right? 665 00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,131 There's no more killers anymore. 666 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,588 - Mm-hm. - We have money coming in. 667 01:00:02,682 --> 01:00:06,095 - Oh, yeah. - We have a roof over our heads. 668 01:00:06,186 --> 01:00:09,724 This is literally our rebirth. 669 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:11,646 Oh, my god, you're right. 670 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:13,974 - I can't believe that. - Oh, my god! 671 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,401 - I can't believe our luck. - Dude, we're so fucking lucky. 672 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,695 No, no, it's not luck! 673 01:00:18,782 --> 01:00:23,697 It's... it is exactly divine intervention. 674 01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:27,746 I mean, it's clear as day. 675 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,791 This is Jesus coming down and taking the wheel. 676 01:00:30,877 --> 01:00:32,538 Oh, my god. 677 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:35,587 I mean, we all knew he would... Lead us down the right path, 678 01:00:35,674 --> 01:00:39,633 but... but tonight he actually did it. 679 01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,129 Yeah. 680 01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,882 - Thank you, Jesus. - Thank you. 681 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:46,511 I didn't even believe in god before. 682 01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:49,217 - Oh, my god. - Oh, my god, I was so fucking scared. 683 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:52,475 Oh, my god, I was too. I love you guys. 684 01:00:52,566 --> 01:00:54,168 Oh, my god, tell me everything that happened! 685 01:00:54,192 --> 01:00:56,808 Oh, my god! Oh, my god, so okay. 686 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:58,609 - There were snakes. - What? 687 01:00:58,697 --> 01:01:00,779 Two shakes, a black and a red one. 688 01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:02,260 What were they doing with the snakes? 689 01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:03,820 Oh, my god, so one was like... 690 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:21,212 Oh, Jesus. 691 01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:51,033 I know what you're planning on doing. 692 01:01:55,420 --> 01:02:00,460 And I'd think real long and hard before doing it, if I were you. 693 01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:06,048 Yeah, well, you are me. 694 01:02:08,183 --> 01:02:12,017 You've been given a rare gift. A clean slate. 695 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:15,186 Why do you always have to fall back on bad habits? 696 01:02:18,985 --> 01:02:22,102 I've made my decision, and I feel bad enough about it already. 697 01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:24,028 So can you just drop it? 698 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:30,994 But do bad girls go to heaven too? 699 01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:38,080 Well, we'll see about that, won't we? 700 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:51,445 Here's the thing: 701 01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:54,198 I know you like all that 702 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:59,659 meditation, hallelujah, peace on earth bullshit. 703 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,620 But have you ever done heroin? 704 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:05,372 We both know I have. 705 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:09,551 'Cause there's not one minute in my life 706 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,923 where I'm not thinking about it. 707 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:16,474 It's the total escape of feeling. 708 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:20,224 Pure oblivion. 709 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,812 Sweet Jesus, 710 01:04:24,903 --> 01:04:29,693 she almost makes me forget you. 711 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,691 Hello? 712 01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:20,368 Help! Help! Somebody! 713 01:05:20,458 --> 01:05:23,746 Somebody help! Help! Help! 714 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,448 Jc? 715 01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,461 Holy shit! 716 01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,713 With tattoos? 717 01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:20,591 Whoa. Fuck me, that's badass. 718 01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:31,943 Holy shit, I've been waiting to meet you my whole life. 719 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,024 Wow. 720 01:06:40,246 --> 01:06:41,531 Jesus. 721 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:45,790 I'm sorry. 722 01:06:47,378 --> 01:06:49,710 I love you so much. 723 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:53,920 I'm sorry I'm such a fuckup. 724 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,544 But from now on... 725 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,764 I swear, I wanna do right by you, lord. 726 01:07:03,895 --> 01:07:07,387 I do, I... I wanna be different. 727 01:07:07,482 --> 01:07:11,225 And I know I... I know I've been saying that this whole time, but... 728 01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:14,482 We also know that... 729 01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:20,363 You know, I kinda have a gift for rationalizing things. 730 01:07:22,747 --> 01:07:28,538 From now on, I wanna be the kinda person that makes you proud. 731 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,997 I swear, from this rebirth and this... 732 01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:39,553 This fresh start that you've so generously given me... 733 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:46,934 I swear it in my soul, lord, I swear it in my soul. 734 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,024 Thank you, lord. 735 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:56,937 Thanks. 736 01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:09,574 Honey? 737 01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:12,744 Sweetie, it's time to take your meds. 738 01:08:25,059 --> 01:08:29,393 Where... where the fuck is Jesus? 739 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,846 He's in your heart, sweetie. 740 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:33,806 He's in all of our hearts. 741 01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,029 - Mads. - Mads. 742 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:46,444 Are you okay? 743 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:53,035 Jj 744 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:03,465 Hello? Alicia? 745 01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:05,884 Sisters? 746 01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,306 Who is that? 747 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,512 Beautiful place you have here, madam. 748 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,815 - Wouldn't you agree, my dear? - Yeah, very fancy. 749 01:09:15,902 --> 01:09:18,439 Sort of lovely old knickknacks. 750 01:09:18,529 --> 01:09:20,269 Who are you people? 751 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:23,072 Oh, who we are is of little consequence. 752 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,242 But a little bee told me 753 01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:30,789 that you might be hiding a few fugitives from justice. 754 01:09:30,875 --> 01:09:32,581 Fugitives? 755 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:35,331 Yeah, well, you didn't think they was real nuns, did you? 756 01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:40,506 Oh, my word. Seems like someone has been taking advantage 757 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:44,177 of the kindness of a lonely, stupid old woman. 758 01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:45,503 Ooh... 759 01:09:45,598 --> 01:09:47,714 Nobody's here, and if you don't leave, 760 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,515 I'm going to call the cops. 761 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:53,891 Since it appears that you're at a loss for sight, 762 01:09:53,981 --> 01:09:57,473 here's my blow... by blow! 763 01:09:59,153 --> 01:10:03,943 - Now, my associate, tuff... - Associate? 764 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:07,116 I'm sorry, I just want to be professional. 765 01:10:07,954 --> 01:10:11,913 Oh. Okay. Fine. 766 01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:16,333 - And now, my partner and paramour... - Okay. 767 01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:20,664 Tuff, is standing right above you. 768 01:10:20,758 --> 01:10:24,626 He has a gun to your head. 769 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,383 And if you don't tell us where those little bitches are 770 01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,885 by the time I count to three, 771 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:34,561 he's going to blow your old, rich brain out. One! 772 01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:36,729 If it's money you want, I have money. 773 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:40,400 It's not about money! Two! 774 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,147 Dear lord Jesus, 775 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:46,106 - assign your spirit unto me. - Three! 776 01:10:50,079 --> 01:10:53,071 - It's the god squad, bitch! - That's right. 777 01:10:56,878 --> 01:10:58,038 On! 778 01:10:59,338 --> 01:11:00,453 Tuff! 779 01:11:07,597 --> 01:11:10,589 Tuff! 780 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:21,853 So you believe in Jesus? 781 01:11:24,405 --> 01:11:26,646 Jesus is just a statue. 782 01:11:27,825 --> 01:11:28,905 (50. 783 01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:37,782 He's made as a cruel construct 784 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:40,334 by this old, white male, 785 01:11:40,421 --> 01:11:45,836 who was so vulnerable, so weak. 786 01:11:45,927 --> 01:11:50,261 You better keep me dead, or I'm gonna sing. 787 01:11:50,348 --> 01:11:53,135 J joy to the world & 788 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:55,968 I the huns are fucked j 789 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,278 Okay, well, I'll admit, 790 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:17,285 maybe another one of those potentially excessive overreactions. 791 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,661 But, hey, whatever. 792 01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:23,040 It's just me over here doing some of god's dirty work. 793 01:12:23,130 --> 01:12:27,590 And, come on, someone had to shut that bitch up. 794 01:13:01,794 --> 01:13:04,080 Sunny invited us all to stay. 795 01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:08,289 But if this was my first step into my born again virginity, 796 01:13:08,384 --> 01:13:11,171 I wanted to start fresh across the board. 797 01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:14,049 That means saying goodbye to my qirls. 798 01:13:17,310 --> 01:13:20,848 Instead of turning everybody into the police for impersonating nuns, 799 01:13:20,938 --> 01:13:23,975 sister Julie made them pay penance to the church. 800 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:28,397 Which I hear is a pretty shit fine. 801 01:13:32,366 --> 01:13:35,233 I also heard the church got a new priest too. 802 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:40,664 Apparently, after our carnal encounter, father sexy pants had a crisis of faith. 803 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:44,538 He gave up the priesthood and decided to take up male modeling. 804 01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:46,540 Yeah, it really suits him too. 805 01:13:46,631 --> 01:13:48,667 And, as for me... 806 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:53,669 Well, as for me, you weren't done with me yet. 807 01:13:56,182 --> 01:13:59,970 I don't know if the father is Eric, that priest, 808 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:02,677 or fuck, could be anyone else. 809 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:06,435 All I know is, sweet lord Jesus, 810 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:10,268 you brought me to the city of angels for a purpose, 811 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:14,231 and now I'm off to spread your light. 812 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:21,658 I love you, Jesus! 813 01:14:24,752 --> 01:14:26,743 Jc's my man! 814 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:07,052 Jj