1 00:00:38,473 --> 00:00:41,041 [BYE BYE BYEPLAYING] 2 00:00:45,393 --> 00:00:46,655 ♪ Hey, hey 3 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:50,093 ♪ Bye, bye, bye 4 00:00:54,663 --> 00:00:56,404 ♪ Bye, bye 5 00:00:58,536 --> 00:01:00,973 ♪ Oh, oh 6 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:04,020 ♪ I'm doing this tonight 7 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:06,849 ♪ You're probably Gonna start a fight 8 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:09,765 ♪ I know this can't be right 9 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:12,463 ♪ Hey, baby, come on 10 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:15,249 ♪ I loved you endlessly 11 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:18,034 ♪ And you weren't there for me 12 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:23,518 ♪ So now it's time to leave And make it alone 13 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,956 ♪ I know That I can't take no more 14 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,132 ♪ It ain't no lie 15 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:32,309 ♪ I wanna see you Out that door 16 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:34,442 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 17 00:01:34,485 --> 00:01:36,792 ♪ I don't want to be a fool For you 18 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:40,317 ♪ Just another player In your game for two 19 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:43,407 ♪ You may hate me But it ain't no lie 20 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,844 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 21 00:01:45,888 --> 00:01:47,933 ♪ I don't really want To make it tough 22 00:01:47,977 --> 00:01:51,328 ♪ I just wanna tell you That I had enough 23 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:54,592 ♪ It might sound crazy But it ain't no lie 24 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:55,767 ♪ Baby, bye, bye 25 00:01:55,811 --> 00:01:57,204 [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] 26 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,544 Hey, Lexi. It's me, Mikey. 27 00:02:34,371 --> 00:02:35,590 Mikey. 28 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,766 No, no, no, no. Don't hang up. Don't hang up. 29 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:41,770 I got a big fucking surprise for you. 30 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:47,123 WOMAN: Who is it? I was cleaning... 31 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,994 Hey! Surprise! 32 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:50,909 Hey. Hey, Lil. 33 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,694 Oh, my shit. 34 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,696 [CHUCKLES] Nice to see you, too, uh... 35 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,176 How you been? How you been? 36 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,179 Okay... 37 00:02:59,222 --> 00:03:02,007 It's me, Mikey. Remember me?I know. 38 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,096 I know. What are you doing here for? 39 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:06,186 Well, I just came to see Lexi, 40 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,491 and, well, I came to see you of course. 41 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,406 Both of you guys. But is Lexi here right now? 42 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,016 LIL: Lexi! 43 00:03:11,060 --> 00:03:12,104 Thank you.LEXI: What? 44 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:13,845 LIL: You won't believe who's here. 45 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:15,934 Oh, my gosh. 46 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:19,111 Oh, my shit. 47 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:20,417 Surprise! 48 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:22,854 Oh, my God, what the... What are you doing here? 49 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,856 Aw! It's good to see you, too. 50 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,293 Why are you here? 51 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,208 Fuck. Oh, God damn it. Where do I begin. Uh, look... 52 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,339 No, you're not coming in this house. 53 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:30,862 All beat up.That's right. 54 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,690 What... What the fuck?All right... 55 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:35,171 All right, well, I'll tell you what's... 56 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,173 Yeah, why are you here? 57 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,653 LIL: Yeah.MIKEY: Uh, well... 58 00:03:38,696 --> 00:03:39,871 LIL: Why are you here? 59 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,133 Mom, Mom, can you give me a minute? 60 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,222 Lil, I just wanted to come in, 61 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,440 and hang for a couple of days. 62 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:45,181 No, you're not coming in here. 63 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,269 LIL: You're not coming in my house. 64 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,445 Mom, can you just go inside and... 65 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:52,014 The fuck, Mikey?I... I know. 66 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,494 I know. This is unexpected. 67 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,626 Oh, nothing with you is unexpected. 68 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,499 [LAUGHS] You still got that sass! 69 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,718 [CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY] 70 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:02,807 Look, I don't know what you want, 71 00:04:02,851 --> 00:04:04,592 but I can't help you. 72 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:07,682 So it doesn't matter how or why you're here. 73 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:08,900 Go away. 74 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:12,556 MIKEY: Hey, Lil.LEXI: Ma! 75 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,428 God damn it.Look, I don't want 76 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:15,690 to be here, all right? This is embarrassing. 77 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:16,952 LEXI: Well, I don't want you here either. 78 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,562 You think I want to show up like this? 79 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,998 I got my ass fuckin' kicked. I just need a place to crash. 80 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,565 Why can't you be cool?What does it look like? 81 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,219 A hotel?Really? It's like that? 82 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,352 Can you get off the property, please? 83 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,528 What, why... What are you fucking going do? Really? 84 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,051 Well, you... Oh, you want me to call the cops? 85 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,444 I'll call the cops.Don't. Don't fucking... 86 00:04:30,487 --> 00:04:32,315 No, I'm calling the cops.Fuck! 87 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,099 Nine, eight...God... 88 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,145 LEXI: Seven... Faster! 89 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:37,494 I'm technically off the property, 90 00:04:37,538 --> 00:04:38,930 so you can't call the cops, 91 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:41,542 because I'm on public land respecting your boundaries! 92 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,413 Can you keep it down?Can you come over here 93 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:45,459 so I don't have to project my voice, please? 94 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,287 Oh, fuck! 95 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:48,897 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 96 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:51,029 Seriously, I just need a place to crash for a couple of days. 97 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:54,250 What's the big deal?Mikey, go fuck yourself. 98 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,208 Oh, you don't even know what I've been through. 99 00:04:56,252 --> 00:04:58,036 Oh, right.Look at my fucking face! 100 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,647 I just was on a bus for two days. 101 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,431 I had to walk here from the bus station... 102 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:02,954 Why don't you stay with your mama! 103 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:04,956 My mom's in a nursing home in Le Marque. 104 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,828 A care home. I can't sleep there. 105 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:09,439 Mikey, what do you want? 106 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,832 My God, I just...What do you want? 107 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,094 I just fucking told you. 108 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,618 I just need to crash for a couple days. 109 00:05:14,662 --> 00:05:16,141 What, you want money, right? Here. 110 00:05:16,185 --> 00:05:19,797 I don't want fucking money.I got 22 fucking dollars. 111 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:21,538 Here, come get it. I can't come on your property. 112 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,410 Come get your money.You should've called! 113 00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:26,195 If I would've called, you would've said "no." 114 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:27,936 I'm still saying "no," 115 00:05:27,979 --> 00:05:29,372 so you fucked yourself by coming. 116 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:31,635 Oh, please, come on. You know me. 117 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:32,941 Damn straight, I do. 118 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,029 You know me and you know 119 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,117 I wouldn't be literally begging 120 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:36,205 if I had somewhere to go. 121 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,598 And if you don't let me in, 122 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,251 I'm going to sleep in Tarpey fucking Park tonight, 123 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,383 is that what you want? 124 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,471 You said you were never going 125 00:05:41,515 --> 00:05:43,299 to step a foot in Texas again. 126 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:45,997 And then the world fucked me, what can I say. 127 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,696 Peek-a-boo!Ma! 128 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,393 See, your mom's saying, "Let him in. 129 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:51,612 "Let him in and take a shower." 130 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,048 And the dog's like, 131 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:55,311 "Oh, he's a good man, I can tell by his nice energy." 132 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,531 Please let me take a fucking shower. 133 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:58,880 [SHOWER RUNNING] 134 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,198 [TAP RUNNING] 135 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:21,337 MIKEY: The shit got out of fucking control. 136 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:22,599 If I didn't see it with my own eyes, 137 00:06:22,643 --> 00:06:23,861 I wouldn't believe it. 138 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,559 The place turned into a fucking trap house 139 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,212 right under my nose. 140 00:06:27,256 --> 00:06:29,258 Fucking Speigler sends me some scraggly bitch from Ohio 141 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,955 that he promised would be chill. 142 00:06:30,999 --> 00:06:32,696 Her first night in the house, she gets in a fight, 143 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,437 knocks this fucking bitch out. 144 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:37,092 Crack. Right in front of me. I was like, "Holy shit!" 145 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,615 So, anyway, she bounced. 146 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,661 Now, I got to fill the room so I don't lose the month 147 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,053 and her friend comes and stays there 148 00:06:42,097 --> 00:06:43,490 and gets high the whole fucking time. 149 00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:44,969 Why didn't you just kick the bitch out? 150 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:46,449 Well, I had seven hoes 151 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,364 and they're letting MS-13 deal drugs the whole time. 152 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:50,540 Lil, MS13 is a gang you don't want to fuck with. 153 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,629 You're good? You're good? Okay. You need any coffee? 154 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:54,414 All right. Sorry. So, anyway. 155 00:06:54,457 --> 00:06:56,851 Long story short. I ended up hiding out in my room, 156 00:06:56,894 --> 00:06:58,940 because these dudes were straight fucking killers 157 00:06:58,983 --> 00:07:00,289 and I didn't wanna fucking get killed 158 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:02,030 so I played video games the whole time. 159 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,814 Remember the house in Chatsworth? 160 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:05,860 LEXI: Mm-hmm.Well, this place was, like, 161 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,862 maybe five times bigger. Beautiful house. 162 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,341 I had a two-year lease 163 00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,865 with an option to buy it at the end of the lease, right? 164 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:14,477 Well... [CHUCKLES] As usual, shit got fucking crazy. 165 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,784 I snapped, I got up in one of those cholos' faces 166 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:18,046 because I'm not a little bitch. 167 00:07:18,089 --> 00:07:20,048 I came this fucking close to getting shot. 168 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:21,615 This fucking close. 169 00:07:21,658 --> 00:07:22,964 So then I had to crash with Kennedy. 170 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,488 You remember Kennedy? Remember... 171 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,968 Do you remember Kennedy? 172 00:07:27,011 --> 00:07:28,491 Anyway, I had to crash at Kennedy's 173 00:07:28,535 --> 00:07:30,275 for, like, three weeks until he kicked my ass out 174 00:07:30,319 --> 00:07:31,668 'cause someone left his back door open 175 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,757 and his cute little cat got out and got killed. 176 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,367 And it wasn't me, 177 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,412 it was some dumb cunt that he fucked the night before. 178 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,761 I'm sorry, I don't mean to swear. 179 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:39,154 But I don't do that, everyone blames me, like, 180 00:07:39,197 --> 00:07:40,503 "Oh, Mikey's the bad guy." 181 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:41,765 It's, like, whatever, it's bullshit. 182 00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,941 So, anyway, I had to crash at his place. 183 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,421 He kicks me out, 184 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,467 for, like, three nights, I slept on the fucking street, 185 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,511 I slept in a alleyway. 186 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:50,382 I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow. 187 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:52,776 It's fucking bullshit, my neck was so sore, 188 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,387 I got beat up, that's how all this happened. 189 00:07:55,431 --> 00:07:57,477 Two homeless fuckers beat the shit out of me. 190 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,479 They took everything except my phone and my wallet. 191 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:00,784 And the only reason they didn't get that 192 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,439 is the cop showed up and arrested my ass! 193 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,962 Why'd you get arrested? 194 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,095 I have a feelin' there's a whole lot more to this story. 195 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:08,444 I'm sure there is. 196 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,533 MIKEY: It doesn't even matter. Look, guys. 197 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:12,143 This could be fun, this could be cool. 198 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,102 I got a plan. While I was on the bus, 199 00:08:14,145 --> 00:08:16,234 I thought about this, I gave it some serious thought. 200 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:18,149 Lil, you know I'm not a freeloader, right? 201 00:08:18,193 --> 00:08:19,716 While I'm here...How long? 202 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:20,804 MIKEY: "How long" what? 203 00:08:20,848 --> 00:08:22,632 How long do you plan on staying? 204 00:08:22,676 --> 00:08:24,373 Well, I mean, that's up to you, and Lexi of course, 205 00:08:24,416 --> 00:08:26,157 but look, I saw some hiring signs on the way in. 206 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:27,245 I'll go downtown tomorrow, 207 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,856 and I'll get a job that pays cash. 208 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,379 I'll teach fucking karate if I have to. 209 00:08:30,422 --> 00:08:31,772 [LEXI MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY]I just got my green belt. 210 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,774 I'll make cash and I'll help out around here. 211 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,558 You need a man around the house. Okay? 212 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:36,907 I already see shit's falling apart, 213 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,909 I can help out with all that shit, right? 214 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:42,522 I want at least $200 a week. 215 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,393 Thank you, Lil, you're not going to regret this. 216 00:08:44,436 --> 00:08:47,309 Seriously, thank you so much for trusting me... I'll... 217 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:50,181 LEXI: Let's give it a couple of days and see how it goes. 218 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,400 Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with. 219 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,228 I don't want to make you uncomfortable, 220 00:08:53,271 --> 00:08:55,447 I'm here to help. And look, before long, 221 00:08:55,491 --> 00:08:57,232 it'll be like we're still married. 222 00:08:58,189 --> 00:08:59,974 We are still married. 223 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:05,153 Oh, my God, the backyard's a mess. 224 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:07,895 See, you need a guy around... Dude, there's a dragonfly. 225 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,291 WOMAN: [OVER TV] ...find out, when she called you... 226 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:14,815 Now, you traveled? 227 00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,120 WOMAN 2: Yeah.WOMAN 1: How many days later? 228 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,861 WOMAN 1: Okay.[MIKEY GRUNTS] 229 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,210 WOMAN 2: This was about three days. 230 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,560 WOMAN 1: So, she called you and said 231 00:09:20,603 --> 00:09:22,126 they were in a high speed chase... 232 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,040 WOMAN 2: She said I was in a high speed chase, 233 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,564 with Dante...Mornin'. 234 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:26,435 Mornin'. She was chasing him. 235 00:09:26,478 --> 00:09:29,351 He was in the car, she pulled up, 236 00:09:29,394 --> 00:09:31,309 somebody told her...I love this show. 237 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,052 I watch it everyday, so get used to it. 238 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,663 [MIKEY GRUNTS] And from what I was told, 239 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,926 they were doing like 80. 240 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,189 Down a main street. 241 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:44,018 She's trying to catch him, and he hit a pole. 242 00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,367 A fence pole. 243 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:47,064 WOMAN 1: What do you say happened? 244 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,631 MAN 1: I was coming back from the airport, 245 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,372 driving her off as she stated. 246 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:52,635 And when I was at the stop sign, 247 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,246 I had the right of way to...[GRUNTS] Excuse me. 248 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,686 They ran the stop sign and t-boned the car almost. 249 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,297 WOMAN 1: Was this your baby mother in the other car? 250 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,777 MAN 1: No.WOMAN 1: When she calls you 251 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,256 and she tells you, 252 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,388 'cause I believe that conversation happened, 253 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,172 do you call him?WOMAN 2: Yes. 254 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,783 WOMAN 1: And what does he say?WOMAN 2: He like, "Man... 255 00:10:09,826 --> 00:10:13,047 "You know that crazy broad. It's not my fault. 256 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:15,136 "She crazy... I was tryna..." 257 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:17,965 He was in fear for his safety is what he told me. 258 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,401 WOMAN 1: Is that what you said? 259 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,664 MAN 1: No.WOMAN 1: I don't believe you. 260 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,145 Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim 261 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:25,233 for emotional distress. 262 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:26,974 I cannot wait to hear this. 263 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:29,019 Hey, Lil, I'm going to borrow 264 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,586 some of your ground beef, okay? 265 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,674 Okay. 266 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,720 [PEOPLE ARGUING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 267 00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,724 Hey, Lexi? 268 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,073 Hello? 269 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:40,248 LEXI: Yeah?Hey. 270 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,989 Uh, I'm not looking too presentable, 271 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:43,294 so I'm going to let this thing go down 272 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,035 before I go on these interviews. 273 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,037 So, few more days, okay? 274 00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:49,953 All right? 275 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,738 LEXI: Sure.Thank you. 276 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,261 MAN 1: [OVER TV] It was, before she started 277 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,263 getting into my business.WOMAN 1: Really? 278 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:56,699 So, that's what your counter claim is about? 279 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,614 She has caused you emotional distress. 280 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,963 MAN 1: Mm-hmm.WOMAN 1: Not baby mom... 281 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,400 Put some clothes on for Christ's sake. 282 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,576 MAN 1: All of them do.WOMAN 1: Okay. 283 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:05,969 MAN 1: They all run together. 284 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:07,623 [AUDIENCE LAUGHS] 285 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,451 WOMAN 1: Your counterclaim is dismissed, sir. 286 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:12,672 Judgment in this case is for the plaintiff $2902. 287 00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,674 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 288 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,591 Not even one men's shirt? 289 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:22,203 LEXI: Beggars can't be choosers, Mikey. 290 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,248 [PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 291 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:57,412 Your last job listed 292 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:59,283 is over 17 years ago. 293 00:11:59,327 --> 00:12:02,069 That's quite a gap in employment. 294 00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,940 MIKEY: Well, you know, I've worked almost everyday 295 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:05,333 for the last 17 years. 296 00:12:05,376 --> 00:12:07,161 It's just I've been self-employed. 297 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,902 What line of work?Oh, mostly entertainment. 298 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,381 I've been living in Los Angeles, 299 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,166 that's why I have the 323 area code right there, 300 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,950 in case you were wondering. But, yeah. 301 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:16,736 Film, television, music, entrepreneurship. 302 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,999 Okay, so why are you interested in working here? 303 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:20,652 Well, I'm living here now.Okay. 304 00:12:20,696 --> 00:12:22,742 We were estranged for a while, I'll be honest. 305 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,134 But, you know, we're both from here. 306 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,528 And, you know, now that we're back living here, 307 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:29,270 we decided to make a run of it. 308 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,054 Well, we do require some experience 309 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:33,187 or some previous training in the service industry. 310 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,580 MIKEY: Mm.And at least one reference. 311 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:38,540 Uh, yeah. That's going to be tricky. 312 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:41,499 MIKEY: But I did work for CiCi's Pizza from '99 and 2000. 313 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,327 I think that branch that I worked for closed. 314 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,720 I put it on there. 315 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,418 But, yeah, you could contact corporate if you like. 316 00:12:47,462 --> 00:12:49,420 Look, if you were incarcerated, that's okay. 317 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:50,682 I just need something 318 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:51,771 from your parole officer.[LAUGHS] 319 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:52,946 All right, look, 320 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,382 I'm going to be straight with you, all right? 321 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:55,905 All right. Tell me. I need that. 322 00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,994 Okay. All right, look, I'll just be honest with you, man. 323 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,822 You don't recognize me, do you? 324 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,781 I'm an adult film actor. 325 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,608 Excuse me? 326 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:05,959 A porn star. I'm a porn star. 327 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:10,398 I know, I've been working 328 00:13:10,441 --> 00:13:11,529 in the adult entertainment industry 329 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,444 since 2001 and, you know, even though... 330 00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:14,837 Did you say porn? 331 00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,013 Hey, you know, it was fun, I think. 332 00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,841 I'm sure it was. [LAUGHS]Yeah, all the ladies... 333 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,234 Why don't you just google me? 334 00:13:20,277 --> 00:13:21,975 Look up "Mikey Saber." 335 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,933 Mikey...Saber. 336 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:28,068 S-A-B-E-R XXX. Go ahead. Search it. 337 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,156 This is unbelievable. 338 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,636 MIKEY: Yeah, that's what they say. 339 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,029 Yeah, just pull down... Yep. 340 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,118 That's me right there, younger me, but... 341 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,819 Oh, that certainly is you.Mm. Yeah. 342 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,603 2,000 movies, six awards, 343 00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:44,084 13 nominations and Hall of Fame, did that. 344 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,737 I want to, you know, start fresh, 345 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:48,653 and really start a new chapter, a new life 346 00:13:48,697 --> 00:13:50,612 with you, and your company, ma'am. 347 00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,092 I'd really like to help you, 348 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:55,443 but, um, my management, they would not permit this. 349 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:59,534 I'm sorry, but you're just simply 350 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:02,276 overqualified for this job. [CHUCKLES] 351 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,104 I'm just not sure our customers 352 00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:08,325 would be comfortable with you waiting on them. 353 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:11,154 They may have seen one of your movies. 354 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,547 Later on, when you get home, 355 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,636 google "Mikey Saber XXX" 356 00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:15,767 and you'll see what I'm talking about. 357 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:16,986 It's some good shit.MAN: Okay. 358 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,074 Yeah, yeah I'll do that.Thanks, man. 359 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,249 Thanks, man. Take care now.Okay. 360 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,733 MIKEY: Stripes, Food King, Dollar General. 361 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,256 I even went to fucking Luby's... 362 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,562 Nobody's hiring. 363 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,477 [TV PLAYING] 364 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,740 At least get your assistance check. 365 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,527 MIKEY: Well, I may be able to get you pay stubs 366 00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,442 from Brazzers or New Sensations, 367 00:14:38,486 --> 00:14:40,836 but I had a falling out with one of the guys over there. 368 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,098 It's a long story. 369 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:43,404 WOMAN: Okay, but you need to be 370 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:44,579 a Texas resident to get benefits. 371 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,841 Oh, no, I'm residing here. 372 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,495 I moved back in with my wife last week. 373 00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,757 WOMAN: In order to be a resident, 374 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,760 you need to reside here for at least 180 days. 375 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,240 So, why don't you come back 376 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,764 when you can provide me with a Texas State ID, 377 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:58,071 and a copy of your marriage license, okay? 378 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,202 Yes, ma'am. 379 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,334 Also, I'm a little confused, 380 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:03,641 is your last name Davies or Saber? 381 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,213 MAN: [OVER TV] During the Bill Kay Ford 382 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,388 auto show sale-a-thon, 383 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,261 get 0% APR for 60 to 72 months, 384 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,045 plus auto show bonus cash... 385 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,090 Morning, Lil. 386 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,222 LIL: Mornin.' 387 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,007 [TV CONTINUES PLAYING] 388 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:22,225 [ALARM BEEPING IN DISTANCE] 389 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,234 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 390 00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,632 [WHINING] 391 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,245 [SIREN CONTINUES WAILING] 392 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,210 MAN: [OVER LOUDSPEAKER] This has been a test 393 00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:53,039 of the emergency warning system. 394 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:04,311 Damn. 395 00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,332 Ernesto! 396 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,511 It's me, Mikey, from high school. 397 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,731 Mikey? Oh. [CHUCKLES] 398 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,820 Mikey. Okay. Okay. 399 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,605 Is your mom here? 400 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,041 Yeah, she's here. 401 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,348 Can I please speak with her really quick? 402 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:43,350 Yeah, she's out in the back.Okay. 403 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:45,004 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 404 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:46,309 Out back.That way? 405 00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,876 Yeah, out back.Okay. 406 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:49,573 Thanks, big dog. 407 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,619 [WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 408 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,412 He retarded. 409 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,371 Don't worry about it, you know the boy is slow. 410 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,895 That's why his head is so big. Don't talk about the boy. 411 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:07,983 I don't need him. 412 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,115 I'm just tellin' you to calm down, 413 00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,246 I'm gonna check his ass. 414 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,466 MIKEY: Pardon me, Leondria. 415 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,945 Hey, it's me, Mikey. 416 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,296 Mikey. 417 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:18,037 Remember me? 418 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,170 It's okay, it's been forever. 419 00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,520 Lil's son in law. Mikey. 420 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,132 Mikey... 421 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,524 MIKEY: Yeah, it's good to see you, ma'am. 422 00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,439 What the hell are you doing around here? 423 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,093 Yeah, I'm back in town. 424 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,009 It's so good to see you again, ma'am, you look great. 425 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,403 Hey, I'm Mikey.My daughter, June. 426 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,753 Uh... 427 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,320 Oh, shit, June. 428 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,625 I haven't seen you since... 429 00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:43,453 Last time I saw you, you were up to my knee. 430 00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,889 You've grown up. 431 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,065 Big girl now. 432 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,244 So, why you back, Mr. Hollywood? 433 00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,376 MIKEY: Oh, uh... 434 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,901 Well, me and the ol' lady trying to give it another go. 435 00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,294 Oh, really? 436 00:17:58,338 --> 00:18:01,036 So you're telling me Lil is letting you stay there? 437 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,213 Well, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, I'm helping out, 438 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,650 and chipping in around the house. 439 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:07,782 Which is why I'm here. 440 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,610 So, I was wondering 441 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:12,526 if maybe I could move some bud for you? 442 00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,223 Like I did back in the day. 443 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,051 LEONDRIA: Hmm... 444 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:19,402 Speaking of back in the day, 445 00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,405 you sound brand new. 446 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,407 Oh, the accent? [CHUCKLING] Yeah... 447 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:27,758 Yeah, I had to lose it for the biz, ma'am. 448 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,760 But y'all know I'm still a Texas boy at heart. 449 00:18:29,804 --> 00:18:31,936 Mm-hmm. You helpin' Lil with the rent? 450 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,242 MIKEY: Of course! 451 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,417 But, uh... 452 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:35,897 I'm kinda cash poor at the moment, 453 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,942 do you think you could put me on Front Street? 454 00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,122 Let's start with an ounce. 455 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,601 MIKEY: Yeah, that'd be great. 456 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,690 Thank you.WOMAN: Hey, June. Hey, Le. 457 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:48,127 LEONDRIA: Hey darlin'. How are you? 458 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,563 I'm good, how are you?LEONDRIA: Good, good, good. 459 00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,652 WOMAN: Good, good, good.LEONDRIA: Everything is fine. 460 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,133 WOMAN: You're looking good. I know. You're looking good. 461 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,873 You ladies have a nice day. 462 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,527 LEONDRIA: You, too, Mikey. 463 00:18:57,571 --> 00:18:59,050 All right, girl... Anyways, girl, so... 464 00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:01,183 [LEONDRIA AND WOMAN CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY] 465 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,098 Yeah, so, I kinda changed the... Yeah. 466 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,534 I like the color.Girl, thank you. 467 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,232 Yeah, what color is that?[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 468 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,584 I bet you any goddamn money, 469 00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,108 his ass gonna smoke that shit himself. 470 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,936 Well, I'm glad I gave him some Reggie Bush. 471 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,372 That's what I'm talking about. 472 00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:17,982 You're smart, baby girl. 473 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,984 A pipe.Okay. 474 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,203 And those baggies.Yeah. 475 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:22,770 And let me get Dutch Masters. 476 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,032 Wait, no, no. Yeah, those. 477 00:19:24,075 --> 00:19:24,989 Those papers right there.Oh, this one? 478 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,077 Yeah, yeah.Oh, okay. 479 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,209 I'm a patriotic boy. 480 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,790 DONALD TRUMP: [OVER TV] ...but to do that, 481 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:45,096 we must break free 482 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,361 from the petty politics of the past. 483 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:52,887 America is a nation of believers, dreamers 484 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:54,497 and strivers 485 00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,282 that is being led 486 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,676 by a group of censors, critics and cynics. 487 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,640 [MAN WHOOPS IN DISTANCE] 488 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:11,732 LEONDRIA: You weren't bullshitting. 489 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,560 I don't bullshit. 490 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,431 Just please don't give me that snicklefritz shit again, 491 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,650 or I won't get repeaters. 492 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:17,738 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 493 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,653 It's not snicklefritz shit, son. 494 00:20:19,696 --> 00:20:20,697 Much better. 495 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,397 Ladies. 496 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:28,705 Hey, Leo. 497 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,272 Hey, June. How's it going?Hey, darlin'. 498 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,882 How are you?Good. 499 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,971 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING ON TV] 500 00:20:34,015 --> 00:20:35,973 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 501 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,023 [CAR APPROACHING] 502 00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:53,426 [DOG WHINES SOFTLY]Yes. 503 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:54,949 [MIKEY BLOWS] 504 00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:56,994 Got 'em. 505 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:58,779 Hello, ma'am. 506 00:20:58,822 --> 00:21:00,563 Hey, how you doin' today, honey? 507 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,826 Doin' good. You got men's clothes, my size? 508 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,306 I got a few over here 509 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,307 hangin' up.Oh. 510 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:07,048 I like this. 511 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:08,658 You think this is a good color on me? 512 00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,138 WOMAN: Oh, absolutely. 513 00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,661 MIKEY: Let me get that. 514 00:21:11,705 --> 00:21:13,620 You have a fitting room? Or do I just have to risk it? 515 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:16,318 Yeah I think this shirt will look real nice on you, hon. 516 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:22,063 If I buy all those clothes, throw this in for a dollar. 517 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:23,151 All right. Deal.Okay? 518 00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:24,239 Deal. 519 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:25,501 MAN: Sold.MIKEY: Sold. 520 00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,589 Sold! 521 00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:30,419 Lil, as a token of my appreciation, 522 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,987 step up from your restaurant ashtray, 523 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,554 and okay...[TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY] 524 00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:37,513 This doesn't change anything, but I do like it. 525 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:38,993 [WATER SPRAYING] 526 00:21:55,923 --> 00:21:58,578 Damn, dope ride. 527 00:21:58,621 --> 00:22:01,276 Uh, yeah, man. Can I help you? 528 00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,322 Wow. 529 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,932 I'm next door. I'm living next door. 530 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,327 Oh, yeah? Wait a second. 531 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,331 Shit, you're Mikey! 532 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:13,723 Yeah. 533 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,898 MAN: Yeah, man, it's... 534 00:22:14,942 --> 00:22:16,378 It's me, man. It's me, Lonnie! 535 00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:18,380 Do I know you? 536 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,514 Well, I mean, kinda. 537 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,081 I mean, I live here, obviously. [CHUCKLES] 538 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,431 And, uh... 539 00:22:25,474 --> 00:22:27,128 No, Lexi, man. 540 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,912 Lexi used to babysit me all the time. 541 00:22:28,956 --> 00:22:30,740 Oh, yeah. 542 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,394 Yeah, my parents came home one night, 543 00:22:32,438 --> 00:22:34,265 y'all were humpin' in their bedroom. 544 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,355 You jumped out the window naked! 545 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,226 They called the cops on you and everything. 546 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,749 Yep, yep, now I remember. 547 00:22:39,793 --> 00:22:41,969 Oh, shit, your mother hates me. [LAUGHS] 548 00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,187 Uh, well, I mean, 549 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:45,625 she hated you, man. Uh, yeah, she died. 550 00:22:45,668 --> 00:22:47,670 Oh. Damn, sorry to hear that. 551 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:48,932 No, I mean, it's good, man. 552 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,804 I mean, it happened over a year ago. 553 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:52,240 Bladder cancer. 554 00:22:52,283 --> 00:22:54,068 Shit's a motherfucker.Ah, shit. 555 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,765 That sucks. 556 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:57,419 Hey, we should hang out sometime. 557 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:58,986 Take a spin in this bad boy. 558 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,074 Uh, yeah, man. 559 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,423 What are you even doing back here? 560 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,859 Oh, it's a long story, 561 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,426 but do you think you could take me downtown tomorrow? 562 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,036 We could catch up. 563 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,256 Yeah, dude. I would love to. I got nothin' else to do. 564 00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:10,084 Hell, yeah. Thanks, bro. Uh... 565 00:23:10,127 --> 00:23:11,999 Hey, let's just get you some shoes on this bitch. 566 00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,217 You're good to go. 567 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,263 Yeah, man. I can't wait.All right. 568 00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:17,178 And welcome back, dude! 569 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,049 Fuckin' Mikey, man. Shit. 570 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,703 [WATER SPRAYING] 571 00:23:21,617 --> 00:23:22,618 Fuckin' Mikey. 572 00:23:24,185 --> 00:23:26,100 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 573 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:28,668 [TAP RUNNING] 574 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,722 MIKEY: Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me. 575 00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:42,464 [SCOFFS] 576 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:45,075 Hey, great life choice, guys, seriously. 577 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:50,690 [SOFTLY] So stupid. 578 00:23:54,781 --> 00:23:57,218 [DOOR OPENS] 579 00:23:57,261 --> 00:23:58,393 [DOOR CLOSES]Her doctor cut 580 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,874 her pain meds in half, you fucking asshole. 581 00:24:00,917 --> 00:24:02,005 Yeah, right. 582 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,226 MIKEY: Oh, this is a pimp mobile 583 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:06,967 if I ever rode in one, Lonnie. 584 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:08,621 LONNIE: Man, I'm not gonna lie to you, Mikey, 585 00:24:08,664 --> 00:24:11,537 I never thought I'd see you back in Texas City, brother. 586 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,756 MIKEY: Yeah, me neither. 587 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,455 LONNIE: God, I remember when y'all left, man. 588 00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:18,805 You all were like celebrities, you know? 589 00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:21,111 Fuckin' two porn stars, the couple. Oh! 590 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,635 MIKEY: Yeah? That's cool. 591 00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:25,812 Oh, dude, they used to show Lexi's fuckin' videos 592 00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,162 at every one of the high school parties. 593 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,077 And I got to brag, man, 594 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,644 because she was my neighbor. 595 00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,123 And babysitter. 596 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,343 [LAUGHS] Yeah, man. And babysitter, man. 597 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:36,562 MICKEY: Look, man, I've got 800, 598 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,520 almost 900 subscribers on my Pornhub channel. 599 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,696 And I got one of the highest ratings. 600 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,525 That's not just male talent, that's overall. 601 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:45,527 I've got an 81% positive click rate. 602 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,790 I was at this coffee shop in the Valley, and these people were like, 603 00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,139 "Oh, shit, that's Mikey Saber." 604 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:50,532 Right here, bro. Go right, right, right. 605 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:54,928 Yeah, bro, they recognized me. 606 00:24:54,971 --> 00:24:56,320 They're like, "Oh, that's Mikey Saber. 607 00:24:56,364 --> 00:24:58,453 They took a picture of me, tagged me on Instagram. 608 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,237 And next thing you know, I had 100 new followers. 609 00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,197 LONNIE: 100 followers?Yep. 610 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,242 LONNIE: I don't even have 100 followers. 611 00:25:05,286 --> 00:25:06,461 MIKEY: Well, if you stick with me, 612 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,202 I'll get your followers up, baby. 613 00:25:08,245 --> 00:25:10,073 [LOUD CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]Jenna Haze, man... 614 00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:11,422 [LOUDLY] Huh?Jenna Haze, man... 615 00:25:11,466 --> 00:25:12,815 Oh, yeah, Jenna. 616 00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:14,730 Yeah, I did at least three scenes with her, man. 617 00:25:14,774 --> 00:25:17,690 She's a nasty bitch, let me tell you. 618 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,561 DJ: [OVER SPEAKERS] Make it rain on that ass 619 00:25:19,605 --> 00:25:21,781 if you want to see that cash, right here. 620 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,957 Oh, yeah, if you'd like to see what's in between, 621 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,611 come on and throw some more green right here. 622 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:26,786 All night long. 623 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:29,179 [LOUDLY] She ran my bill up to $1500 bucks. 624 00:25:29,223 --> 00:25:31,138 It's like, who you callin' in Prague, bitch? 625 00:25:31,181 --> 00:25:32,618 Fuck, if I know! 626 00:25:32,661 --> 00:25:35,534 [CHUCKLES] Shit, yeah. But she's a beautiful girl, man! 627 00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,752 I can't hear you.[LOUDLY] I said, 628 00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:38,537 "Yeah, but she's a beautiful girl, man." 629 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:41,104 Oh, yeah, she's fuckin' bangin', bro! She's bangin'. 630 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:44,412 Oh, God, speaking of bangin'. 631 00:25:44,455 --> 00:25:46,414 I need a minute. [GRUNTS] 632 00:25:46,457 --> 00:25:48,503 [LOUD CLUB MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 633 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,943 DJ: Throw that green right there for Diamond, guys. 634 00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:57,381 If you love pussy, well, hey, 635 00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,862 don't be shy to get topside, right here, right now. 636 00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:07,174 Tell your girls there's more where that came from. 637 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:14,398 Mm. 638 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,967 TED CRUZ: [OVER TV] ...who you trust 639 00:26:18,011 --> 00:26:19,490 to defend our freedom, 640 00:26:19,534 --> 00:26:22,363 and to stay faithful to the Constitution. 641 00:26:26,497 --> 00:26:28,499 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER TV] 642 00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:34,375 Psst! 643 00:26:35,942 --> 00:26:37,073 [WHISPERING] Hey!Hey. 644 00:26:37,117 --> 00:26:38,379 Whatcha doing? 645 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,599 I'm watching TV.Oh. 646 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:42,426 No way. What are you watching? 647 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:44,211 [TUTS] None of your business. 648 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:46,343 I love that show.Oh, my God. 649 00:26:46,996 --> 00:26:48,607 Hey, you, uh... 650 00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:51,218 You wanna hang out and stuff? 651 00:26:52,349 --> 00:26:53,960 Do I want to hang out and stuff? 652 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,004 Yeah. 653 00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,050 What? 654 00:26:57,093 --> 00:26:58,094 Do you want to hook up? 655 00:26:59,574 --> 00:27:01,010 Do I want to hook up? 656 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,492 Do... Do you want to fuck? 657 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,236 Are you serious right now, Mikey? 658 00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,630 Yeah, I'm serious, keep it down, your mom... 659 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,632 [SHUSHING] 660 00:27:13,675 --> 00:27:16,635 Come on.Okay, hurry. 661 00:27:18,288 --> 00:27:19,289 Phew. 662 00:27:22,249 --> 00:27:23,816 [TV PLAYING][BOTH PANTING AND MOANING] 663 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,079 [SHUSHING] 664 00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:29,604 ...and no scratches. Look! Burnt cheese... 665 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,650 [MIKEY INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY] 666 00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:34,609 Can I get a drag? 667 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:36,393 Can I get...Yeah. 668 00:27:37,090 --> 00:27:38,569 MIKEY: Mm! 669 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,049 [SIGHS]Your body looks good. 670 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:42,051 You been working out?[EXHALES DEEPLY] 671 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,664 What?So... 672 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:48,188 We're done here. 673 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:49,842 What do you mean? 674 00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,278 What? I can't sleep here? 675 00:27:51,321 --> 00:27:52,366 No. 676 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,847 Really?Go back to the sofa. 677 00:27:54,890 --> 00:27:56,892 Come on now.[MIKEY SIGHS] 678 00:27:56,936 --> 00:27:58,851 Jesus. Oh, my God. 679 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:21,917 That was fun. 680 00:28:29,098 --> 00:28:31,144 Sophie, I fucked your mom last night. 681 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:32,928 Oh, my God, can you keep it down? 682 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,321 Oh, stop.LEXI: Shut your... 683 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:35,452 You love it. 684 00:28:37,367 --> 00:28:39,543 Don't think this is going to become a regular thing. 685 00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,551 Think you can cut the lawn today? 686 00:28:49,379 --> 00:28:51,381 [MOTOR WHIRRING] 687 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,429 [MOTOR TURNS OFF] 688 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,565 [MOTOR STARTS] 689 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:20,149 [PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 690 00:29:20,193 --> 00:29:22,630 MIKEY: That's right, I'm back, I'm back in town, 691 00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:23,718 you've seen me before. 692 00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:24,806 Don't act like you ain't seen me, 693 00:29:24,850 --> 00:29:26,068 she recognized me. 694 00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:29,506 ERNESTO: You know, uh, in high school, 695 00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:30,725 I beat this guy's ass 696 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,379 like 25 years ago.WOMAN: No way. 697 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,381 We had a misunderstanding on the basketball court 698 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,600 over a basketball game. 699 00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,951 ALL: ♪ Happy birthday to you 700 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:41,780 ♪ Happy birthday to you! Happy... ♪ 701 00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:42,998 [WOMAN WHOOPS]MAN: And to many more! 702 00:29:43,042 --> 00:29:44,521 [PEOPLE WHOOP][CHILD SQUEALS] 703 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:46,741 Mom, we just want to say happy birthday. 704 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:50,005 And we hope you have many more. [LAUGHS] 705 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,660 Thank you, honey! 706 00:29:52,703 --> 00:29:55,184 MAN: Yeah.This one. 707 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:58,100 I guess you can set it down, thank you all for comin' out! 708 00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:21,167 Zena. Zena Valentine.Yeah. 709 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,169 Zena. Melissa. Yeah. 710 00:30:23,212 --> 00:30:25,084 Yeah, man, you were in a bunch of her scenes. 711 00:30:25,127 --> 00:30:27,303 Uh, she was in a bunch of my scenes, technically. 712 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,479 But yeah, that was my girl after Lexi. 713 00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:30,741 Bitch goes and marries 714 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:32,874 some rich software dork she met in Vegas. 715 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,006 I think they have a kid, 716 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:35,877 they live in Salt Lake or something. 717 00:30:35,921 --> 00:30:37,531 Boring fucking life. 718 00:30:37,574 --> 00:30:38,880 LONNIE: Wow, man...Yeah. 719 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:40,186 Who do you think discovered her? 720 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:41,317 I got her signed to Renegade, 721 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,666 I taught her the pole. 722 00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:43,842 I dealt with her crazy 723 00:30:43,885 --> 00:30:46,801 drugged-out ass for a year, man. 724 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:49,021 As soon as the bitch's head gets big, they betray you. 725 00:30:50,326 --> 00:30:51,980 That's what happened with Lexi, you know? 726 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:53,677 Really? Lexi?Yep. 727 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,158 Jules Jordan bought her out from under me for 10 grand 728 00:30:56,202 --> 00:30:58,421 the first chance he got, that fucker. 729 00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:00,206 Wait, he bought her? 730 00:31:00,249 --> 00:31:01,685 Yeah, he paid her 10 grand to betray me, 731 00:31:01,729 --> 00:31:03,252 but the joke's on Jules, though. 732 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,254 She went from doing roxies to smokin' tar 733 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:07,866 the minute I wasn't there to straighten her ass out. 734 00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:09,737 We were together for five years. 735 00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:11,173 Five fuckin' years. 736 00:31:11,217 --> 00:31:13,219 She won two AVNs under my watch. 737 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,743 She leaves me, bitch gets shot out in nine months, 738 00:31:15,786 --> 00:31:17,005 couldn't book shit. 739 00:31:17,049 --> 00:31:18,267 And then she goes, and moves in with mommy 740 00:31:18,311 --> 00:31:21,357 exactly one year after she left me high and dry. 741 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,185 Shit.Yeah, shit is right. 742 00:31:23,229 --> 00:31:25,231 Hey, is Whispers in Galveston still open? 743 00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:32,847 [GLASS THUDS] 744 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,023 You're not leaving that dirty glass in the sink. 745 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,678 No, sir.Okay. 746 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:38,766 Clean it up. 747 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:39,898 Okay. 748 00:31:46,556 --> 00:31:48,689 That's right, we all do our share. 749 00:31:48,732 --> 00:31:50,125 Mm-hmm. Okay. 750 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,735 Wait. Where do you think you're going? 751 00:31:51,779 --> 00:31:52,998 What about the others? 752 00:31:53,041 --> 00:31:54,347 Those are yours, too.Lil, look. All right. 753 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,001 The last three houses I lived in had dishwashers, 754 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:57,393 I'm not doing the dishes. 755 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,786 I don't do that shit, right?You do not live here. 756 00:31:58,829 --> 00:32:00,266 This is my kitchen. 757 00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,789 If you can't follow the rules... 758 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,704 Out! Out! Out!Why are you talking to me 759 00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:04,966 like a little kid. Hey, Lexi! 760 00:32:05,010 --> 00:32:06,750 Don't you disrespect your mother-in-law! 761 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:07,926 Your mom's starting shit with me. 762 00:32:07,969 --> 00:32:09,971 Can you please inform her I'm not a dick? 763 00:32:10,015 --> 00:32:11,320 Why would I lie to my mother? 764 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:12,887 Oh, you, too, huh? Really? 765 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,584 You're just gonna turn on me like that, after... 766 00:32:14,628 --> 00:32:15,672 I've been mowing the fucking lawn. 767 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:16,760 Oh, my God.What? 768 00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:17,848 You've been mowing the lawn. 769 00:32:17,892 --> 00:32:19,067 What? Yeah, I've been mowing the lawn. 770 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:19,981 Jesus Christ, Mikey.LIL: You've been leaving 771 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,156 dirty dishes in the sink. 772 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,289 You haven't given me a dime. 773 00:32:23,332 --> 00:32:24,855 I know, but I'm going to pay you guys, 774 00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:26,205 but look, I've been walkin' the dog. 775 00:32:26,248 --> 00:32:27,946 I'm providing protection.She's an outside dog! 776 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,295 She doesn't need walkin', Mikey! 777 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:30,949 I'm providing security. I've been helpin' out. 778 00:32:30,992 --> 00:32:32,254 We don't need security. Do we need a security guard, Mom? 779 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:33,125 Oh, come on.I didn't know that we hired 780 00:32:33,168 --> 00:32:34,561 a security guard. 781 00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:35,823 Yeah, you... You're safe now because I'm here. 782 00:32:35,866 --> 00:32:37,042 LIL: You're always on my couch. 783 00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:39,000 You've been drinking all my Ensures. 784 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:40,088 MICKEY: Listen, I'm trying to get a job. 785 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:42,003 You've been here for three weeks now! 786 00:32:42,047 --> 00:32:43,613 I've been looking for a job the whole time. 787 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:44,571 I want you out of here now.Wait a minute, wait a minute. 788 00:32:44,614 --> 00:32:45,876 Wait, wait. Listen, listen. 789 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,095 I know I said I'd help out with the rent. 790 00:32:47,139 --> 00:32:48,227 LEXI: You did. You did.No, wait a minute. 791 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:49,489 Let me finish. 792 00:32:49,532 --> 00:32:50,925 I know I said I'd help out with the rent. 793 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:52,274 Yeah.So... 794 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,580 I'm not gonna help out with the rent. 795 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:55,234 Well, get the fuck out, then! 796 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:57,192 I'm gonna pay the whole goddamn thing! 797 00:32:59,586 --> 00:33:01,196 Now you're talkin'.Uh-huh. 798 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,024 August is on Mikey, motherfuckers! 799 00:33:03,068 --> 00:33:04,330 Yeah! Look how your eyes light up 800 00:33:04,373 --> 00:33:05,592 like a little Christmas tree. 801 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:06,723 The whole month. The whole month. 802 00:33:06,767 --> 00:33:07,986 MIKEY: Yes, the whole month.Okay. 803 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:10,292 So let's go get some fuckin' donuts, on me, 804 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,077 'cause I take care of shit around here. 805 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,383 And whatever fuckin' donuts you want, let's go. 806 00:33:14,427 --> 00:33:16,995 I just wanted to get you guys taken care of, okay? 807 00:33:17,038 --> 00:33:18,822 LEXI: Thank you.You're welcome. 808 00:33:18,866 --> 00:33:20,476 LIL: My favorite place.[LEXI CHUCKLES] 809 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,304 MIKEY: I know, Lil. You love this place. 810 00:33:22,870 --> 00:33:24,350 LIL: Yes. 811 00:33:24,393 --> 00:33:26,047 MIKEY: I might have one bite. I don't know, I'll see. 812 00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,657 LEXI: You think it's too late for me to get coffee? 813 00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:29,224 MIKEY: You can get coffee whenever you want. 814 00:33:29,268 --> 00:33:30,399 I just don't think it's gonna be 815 00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:31,922 the best coffee in the world, but... 816 00:33:31,966 --> 00:33:34,664 Here, look. I even got the door. I got the door. 817 00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:37,015 I got the door.LEXI: Thank you. 818 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,190 Here we are.LEXI: Mom, come on. 819 00:33:38,233 --> 00:33:39,626 WOMAN: Good evenin'.Hello. 820 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,323 Hello.Whatever these ladies want. 821 00:33:41,367 --> 00:33:43,456 WOMAN: Okay.I want donut holes, 822 00:33:43,499 --> 00:33:45,675 and jelly filled donut, and a cappuccino. 823 00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:47,068 There you go, make it a large. 824 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,417 Give her an extra-large cup.For here or to go? 825 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:50,332 What do you want, for here?Yeah. 826 00:33:50,376 --> 00:33:51,594 Do you want it here?What do you think? 827 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:52,682 We're just gonna go, 828 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:53,901 we're gonna eat it just on the road? 829 00:33:53,944 --> 00:33:56,512 Give her the largest cappuccino that you got, 830 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,123 and whatever drink she wants.I'll have a small coffee. 831 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,212 Give her a large. Get a... Now's the time. Get a large. 832 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:01,430 Yeah, I'll get a large coffee, and... 833 00:34:01,474 --> 00:34:02,997 And...With lots of cream. 834 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,694 Sure.And a little bit of sugar. 835 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:06,087 What other donuts do you want? 836 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:07,915 Um, I wanna have...She wants a pink. 837 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:09,699 I want a pink... Yeah, pink sparkle, please. 838 00:34:09,743 --> 00:34:11,223 MIKEY: Give her the pink sparkles. Whatever she wants. 839 00:34:11,266 --> 00:34:12,702 LEXI: And then I can get... 840 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:14,400 Ooh, can I get a chocolate, too? Can I get a chocolate? 841 00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,445 Thank you.Whatever they want. Okay? 842 00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:17,751 LIL: Donut holes, please. 843 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,187 MIKEY: Yeah, get the donut holes. 844 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:20,319 Yeah, this is the day to get everything you want. 845 00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:22,408 LIL: This is the day that the Lord hath made. 846 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:24,062 Mr. Moneybags here.Thank you. 847 00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,933 [CHUCKLES] Okay.LIL: All right. 848 00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:27,674 MIKEY: Look at that, huh? We got the holes, you're good. 849 00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:29,241 Is that enough for you guys? 850 00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:30,546 You should get it while we're here 'cause this is it. 851 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:31,765 All right. There you go. That's... 852 00:34:31,808 --> 00:34:32,940 Is that one yours?Is that the cappuccino? 853 00:34:32,983 --> 00:34:34,289 Okay, that's the cappuccino. This one's... 854 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,682 That's the biggest one they got. 855 00:34:35,725 --> 00:34:37,597 I don't know what more you want me to do. All right. 856 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,728 LEXI: Thank you. Thank you so much. 857 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,121 You guys go ahead and sit down. 858 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:41,514 I'll grab this. How much is that? 859 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:45,648 WOMAN: $6:32.[SOFTLY] $6:32. All right. 860 00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:47,955 LIL: Mm-hmm.LEXI: Mm. 861 00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,522 Can I get some napkins, please? 862 00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:51,219 Thank you, yeah.All righty. 863 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:55,310 And here's your change.[CASH REGISTER CLACKS] 864 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,834 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 865 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,011 [TIP JAR CLINKS] 866 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,057 Thank you, kindly. 867 00:35:05,886 --> 00:35:07,888 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY WITH MOUTHFUL] 868 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,892 LIL: Mm. I'm going to save the pink sprinkle, 869 00:35:11,935 --> 00:35:13,154 this one, for last. 870 00:35:13,198 --> 00:35:15,330 This one, I don't know what to do with. 871 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:16,940 I don't know what to do with that one. 872 00:35:16,984 --> 00:35:19,073 I don't know what to do with that, Ma. Look. 873 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,379 All right, I'll have one.Don't you feel like it? Okay. 874 00:35:20,422 --> 00:35:21,815 Just tear me half.Eat the part that doesn't 875 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,033 have the sprinkle on it.I don't want the colored one, 876 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:24,557 just give me half of one of the donut balls. 877 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,167 Half of a donut ball?Why do they call it a hole? 878 00:35:26,211 --> 00:35:28,038 I don't understand why it's a hole if it's the... 879 00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:29,910 The hole is in the middle. 880 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:31,912 That's where it came out of. 881 00:35:31,955 --> 00:35:34,436 Right. Okay, that makes sense. 882 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,438 LEXI: This one doesn't have enough sprinkles on it. 883 00:35:36,482 --> 00:35:37,613 See that?[LIL LAUGHS] 884 00:35:37,657 --> 00:35:39,006 What do you guys, uh... 885 00:35:39,049 --> 00:35:40,573 Can you guys wrap this up? We got to get out of here. 886 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:41,878 LIL: Okay.Excuse me... 887 00:35:41,922 --> 00:35:43,532 What... No, Mom. I am eating. 888 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:47,145 I am going to savor every goddamn sparkle on this donut. 889 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,930 MIKEY: Keep it down.LEXI: What? She don't care. 890 00:35:49,973 --> 00:35:52,237 MIKEY: I know but it's rude, we just came in... 891 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,457 I don't know why he's walkin' so fast. 892 00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:58,068 Just hurry up.Must be a fire somewhere. 893 00:35:58,112 --> 00:35:59,461 LIL: I'm full! 894 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:01,811 Come on, we're full of donuts. 895 00:36:01,855 --> 00:36:04,031 Okay, come on.LIL: I gotta pee. 896 00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:05,641 Stop act... You get so dramatic. 897 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,121 I'm not acting.[LIL LAUGHS] 898 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,427 What, are you training for a marathon? 899 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,168 Lil, will you tell your daughter to... 900 00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,560 LEXI: Is this the Olympics? 901 00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:14,172 Jesus fucking Christ!LIL: Are we going to a fire? 902 00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:16,522 Fire? What do you mean? We're going home. 903 00:36:16,565 --> 00:36:18,263 LIL: I'm full!I can't run 904 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:19,829 in these shoes, Mikey.All right. 905 00:36:19,873 --> 00:36:21,962 LIL: I don't wanna throw up my cookies! 906 00:36:22,005 --> 00:36:24,312 Oh, shit, I forgot... I forgot cigarettes. 907 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,618 LEXI: Oh, I got a pack. 908 00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:27,533 And I forgot rollin' papers. I'll be right back. 909 00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,099 LEXI: All right.Yep. 910 00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:30,144 LIL: All right. 911 00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,606 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 912 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:21,456 LEXI: Psst! 913 00:37:36,036 --> 00:37:37,603 [TV CONTINUES PLAYING] 914 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,867 [VELCRO RIPPING] 915 00:37:54,576 --> 00:37:56,491 [BOTH MOANING LOUDLY] 916 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:10,375 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 917 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,166 [GARGLES, SPITS] 918 00:38:19,209 --> 00:38:21,211 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 919 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:29,394 [DOORBELL DINGS] 920 00:38:34,442 --> 00:38:36,314 [SINGSONG] Hello?[RINGS BELL] 921 00:38:40,535 --> 00:38:41,623 Hi.WOMAN: May I help you? 922 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:44,583 Hi. Yeah. Uh, the ginger that works here, 923 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,498 she works Tuesdays, no? 924 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:49,109 Ginger?Uh, red-haired girl. 925 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:51,067 Raylee.Raylee, yeah. 926 00:38:51,111 --> 00:38:53,896 I called her ginger, but Raylee. Yeah, Raylee. 927 00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:55,724 Are you friend of hers?Very good friends with her, 928 00:38:55,768 --> 00:38:57,291 I just wanted to come say "hi." 929 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,599 I always get Tuesdays and Wednesdays mixed up. So... 930 00:39:00,642 --> 00:39:02,296 Yeah, she doesn't work Tuesdays. 931 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,603 Right, okay. Yeah, I'll just give her a call 932 00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:05,908 or a text or whatever. 933 00:39:09,477 --> 00:39:11,784 But... But she does work Wednesdays, right? 934 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:15,353 Yeah, she works Wednesdays.Okay. Okay. Thought so, yeah. 935 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,746 You want a donut?Uh, how much? 936 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:19,139 [INHALES SHARPLY] 937 00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:21,968 Mm. 938 00:39:22,011 --> 00:39:24,013 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO] 939 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,497 [DOORBELL DINGS] 940 00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,283 Top of the morning to ya. 941 00:39:33,327 --> 00:39:34,720 Good morning, sir. What can I grab you? 942 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:37,287 Uh, it's Mikey, not sir. I'm not that old. 943 00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:38,811 All right, pleased to meet you, Mikey. 944 00:39:38,854 --> 00:39:40,552 What's your name?Uh, Raylee. 945 00:39:40,595 --> 00:39:43,206 Raylee, that's a beautiful name. 946 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,687 What do you recommend?Depends on what you like. 947 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,820 Um, custard one is good.Mm. 948 00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:50,431 Jelly is sweet.Hmm. 949 00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:52,433 Glazed is a favorite.Ooh, is that your favorite? 950 00:39:52,477 --> 00:39:53,739 Mm-hmm.Oh, I might... 951 00:39:53,782 --> 00:39:55,305 I might have to try that one. 952 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:58,265 Uh, what did the donuts do on their first date? 953 00:39:58,308 --> 00:39:59,484 I beg your pardon? 954 00:39:59,527 --> 00:40:00,876 What did the donuts do on their first date? 955 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,225 [CHUCKLES] I don't know. 956 00:40:02,269 --> 00:40:03,401 They glazed 957 00:40:03,444 --> 00:40:04,576 into each other's eyes.[GIGGLES] 958 00:40:04,619 --> 00:40:06,447 [LAUGHS]That's so stupid. 959 00:40:06,491 --> 00:40:08,275 But I can't believe I haven't heard that one before. 960 00:40:08,318 --> 00:40:09,668 Well, I wrote it, you couldn't have heard it. 961 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:11,452 [DOORBELL DINGS]I kinda write donut jokes 962 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:14,237 on the side. It's one of my many talents. 963 00:40:14,281 --> 00:40:15,804 Okay.Yeah. But I'm thinkin', 964 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:17,937 I don't know, maybe I'll just go with the chocolate, 965 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,895 and gotta get some milk with... 966 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:22,245 Oh, you guys go ahead, I'm gonna need a minute. 967 00:40:22,289 --> 00:40:24,204 Thank you, buddy.Hey. What can I grab ya? 968 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:26,075 I would like a large coffee, please. 969 00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:28,817 Mm-hmm.Uh, one hazel cream, 970 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,863 and two chocolate donuts.Okay. 971 00:40:31,777 --> 00:40:33,256 Help yourself to the cream. 972 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,606 And what can I get for you, sir? 973 00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,521 I'll get a coffee black, 974 00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:39,306 and a filled donut, and that'll be it for me. 975 00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:40,612 Sweet. Can they share the same bag? 976 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:42,265 Yes, that's fine.All right. 977 00:40:43,310 --> 00:40:44,398 Good to conserve. 978 00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,834 All righty, and your coffee 979 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:47,967 is coming right up, sir.[DOORBELL DINGS] 980 00:40:49,621 --> 00:40:51,710 RAYLEE: Good morning.MAN: What's the damage? 981 00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:54,016 Uh... $6.32.[BEEPING] 982 00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:55,540 Here you go.Out of ten. 983 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:57,237 [DOORBELL DINGS] 984 00:41:02,634 --> 00:41:05,158 Hey, Ms. Phan, can I get some help out here? 985 00:41:05,201 --> 00:41:07,203 Thank you.Oh! [GIGGLES] 986 00:41:07,247 --> 00:41:09,902 Oh, there's your tip.Thank you. 987 00:41:09,945 --> 00:41:11,294 Next customer, please. 988 00:41:11,338 --> 00:41:13,427 Hey, when do things slow down around here? 989 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,603 Uh, excuse me?What time does it wind down? 990 00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:17,823 Uh, we are slammed until, like, 2:00-ish. 991 00:41:17,866 --> 00:41:19,085 I'll see you at 2:00. 992 00:41:19,128 --> 00:41:20,913 PHAN: Next customer, please.Okay. [CHUCKLES] 993 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:22,784 I'm sorry about that. Uh, what would you like? 994 00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:31,532 [BASS MUSIC BLARING OVER CAR SPEAKERS] 995 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,666 [SIREN WAILS IN DISTANCE] 996 00:41:40,976 --> 00:41:42,064 [DOORBELL DINGS] 997 00:41:42,108 --> 00:41:44,371 I'm back, just like I promised. 998 00:41:44,414 --> 00:41:45,677 I'm a man of my word, 999 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,940 so, in the future, you can always rely on me. 1000 00:41:47,983 --> 00:41:49,942 Mm. Back to tell more donut jokes? 1001 00:41:49,985 --> 00:41:52,553 No, that was actually the only donut joke I had, 1002 00:41:52,597 --> 00:41:54,512 and it took me a very long time to write that one. 1003 00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:55,904 It's all I got. Why, do you have any? 1004 00:41:55,948 --> 00:41:57,993 Actually, I do. [CHUCKLES] 1005 00:41:58,037 --> 00:42:01,736 Um, what do you call a Jamaican donut? 1006 00:42:03,346 --> 00:42:06,001 Hmm, I like where this is going. Give me a minute. 1007 00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:08,830 Uh, Jamaican donut, huh? I'm stumped. 1008 00:42:09,614 --> 00:42:12,399 Cinnamaan. [LAUGHS] 1009 00:42:12,442 --> 00:42:13,661 I got to go.[CHUCKLES] No. 1010 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:15,097 No, no, seriously, that was really... 1011 00:42:15,141 --> 00:42:16,708 That hurt my feelings, that was terrible. 1012 00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:18,753 [LAUGHS]That's okay, I forgive you. 1013 00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:21,713 So Raylee, I'm thinking...Call me Strawberry. 1014 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:25,586 Call you what?Strawberry. 1015 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:26,761 Strawberry?Mm-hmm. 1016 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:28,676 Everybody calls me that.You're kidding. 1017 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:31,505 Okay. How old are you? 1018 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,333 Who's asking?Me. 1019 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:34,943 Why?Come on. 1020 00:42:34,987 --> 00:42:37,293 I'm old enough.For what? 1021 00:42:38,686 --> 00:42:42,821 Oh, God. I'll be 18 in three weeks, okay? 1022 00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:44,866 [SIGHS] I knew it, you're too old for me. 1023 00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:46,738 [GIGGLES] 1024 00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,522 Anyway, Strawberry. 1025 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,480 I can't believe that's your name [CHUCKLES] 1026 00:42:50,524 --> 00:42:51,960 I don't know what donut to get. 1027 00:42:52,004 --> 00:42:53,266 I need your help. 1028 00:42:53,309 --> 00:42:55,703 I really like the look of those donut holes. 1029 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,183 And those, you know... 1030 00:42:57,226 --> 00:42:59,185 Do you frost, do you do the sprinkles, do you do those? 1031 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:00,447 How... Who makes them? 1032 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:02,318 I do the sprinkles, and I fill the cream. 1033 00:43:02,362 --> 00:43:03,450 You fill the cream.Yeah. 1034 00:43:03,493 --> 00:43:04,538 I just want the ones that you make. 1035 00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:05,626 Okay. [CHUCKLES]I want the ones 1036 00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:07,149 that you cream-filled.[CHUCKLES] 1037 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:08,629 Does that sound... Oh, I don't want to get you in trouble. 1038 00:43:08,673 --> 00:43:09,978 [MIKEY CLEARS THROAT] 1039 00:43:10,022 --> 00:43:12,328 I'm thinking maybe a chocolate round, 1040 00:43:12,372 --> 00:43:15,244 or maybe I'll get a strawberry-filled. 1041 00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:17,943 No pun intended.[GIGGLES] Oh, God. 1042 00:43:17,986 --> 00:43:19,771 MIKEY: [WHISPERS SOFTLY] I don't think she likes me very much. 1043 00:43:19,814 --> 00:43:21,816 [WHISPERING] I don't think she likes anyone very much. 1044 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:23,862 [WHISPERING] Yeah, she's a mean boss. 1045 00:43:23,905 --> 00:43:25,994 Anyway, okay. So, yes, I've decided. 1046 00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:27,648 Chocolate round. 1047 00:43:27,692 --> 00:43:31,043 Okay, but you want chocolate sprinkles? 1048 00:43:31,086 --> 00:43:32,653 Chocolate cake? 1049 00:43:32,697 --> 00:43:34,176 Chocolate Bavarian cream? 1050 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,351 There's all those different chocolates? 1051 00:43:35,395 --> 00:43:36,483 [GIGGLING] Mm-hmm.Oh, no. 1052 00:43:36,526 --> 00:43:37,658 Now I got to stay here 1053 00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:38,877 for a few more hours and decide. 1054 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,443 Son of a bitch.[GIGGLES] 1055 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:41,575 Are you trying to keep me here? 1056 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,968 'Cause I'll sit in the corner 1057 00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:44,665 and contemplate this for a while until you get off. 1058 00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:45,927 What time do you get off? 1059 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:48,190 MIKEY: Oh, feels so fucking good! 1060 00:43:48,234 --> 00:43:50,366 Oh, shit! Fuck, yeah, babe![MOANING] 1061 00:43:50,410 --> 00:43:52,542 Yeah, you like that shit?Oh, yeah. 1062 00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:54,153 You like that big dick inside of you, 1063 00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:55,807 you fucking little slut.God, I love this big dick. 1064 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:58,070 [BOTH PANTING] 1065 00:43:58,113 --> 00:44:01,377 Not bad, huh?No, not bad at all. 1066 00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:04,250 And I didn't even have to take one of my magic pills. Hmm. 1067 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,516 Uh, I didn't know you were usin' 'em. 1068 00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:11,213 MIKEY: Well, yeah.Oh. 1069 00:44:11,257 --> 00:44:14,216 You remember how hard it is to keep wood on set all day. 1070 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,218 Yeah. [SIGHS] 1071 00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:18,873 Remember when Kristina Rose almost broke it off? 1072 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:20,701 [CHUCKLING] I do. I do. 1073 00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:22,616 I'm surprised it even works at all. 1074 00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:24,662 Oh, it sure works.[PATTING] 1075 00:44:24,705 --> 00:44:27,186 Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 1076 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:33,105 Love the exterior decorating, sir. 1077 00:44:33,148 --> 00:44:34,193 It's looking spiffy. 1078 00:44:42,070 --> 00:44:44,029 All right, Dad, we'll be back around 5:00. 1079 00:44:48,381 --> 00:44:50,600 MIKEY: You think he remembers me? 1080 00:44:50,644 --> 00:44:53,299 LONNIE: Man, ever since my mom died, 1081 00:44:53,342 --> 00:44:56,084 all he cares about is keeping this place immaculate. 1082 00:44:57,869 --> 00:44:59,784 MIKEY: Matter of fact, I've been screwed out 1083 00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:02,003 of Male Performer of the year literally five times. 1084 00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:03,483 But you know what? 1085 00:45:03,526 --> 00:45:04,745 I don't say shit, it's all good. 1086 00:45:04,789 --> 00:45:06,051 I'm a team player. 1087 00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:07,443 Almost every single girl I did a scene with 1088 00:45:07,487 --> 00:45:09,184 started fucking me off-camera, right? 1089 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:10,577 But the agents hate that shit. 1090 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,361 But what do they expect? You know? 1091 00:45:12,405 --> 00:45:14,407 It's like, girl comes by my model house, 1092 00:45:14,450 --> 00:45:16,801 they see my Hall of Fame trophy on the mantelpiece. 1093 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:19,542 They're like, "Oh, my God. He's famous for fucking." 1094 00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:21,283 LONNIE: Wait, you used to have your own model house? 1095 00:45:21,327 --> 00:45:23,329 I had three model houses, bro. 1096 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:27,072 And the last one... Ooh, that was a savage-ass house. 1097 00:45:27,115 --> 00:45:29,509 Till I started letting agents book bottom bitches in there. 1098 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:30,728 Bottom bitches? 1099 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:31,816 Yeah, bottom bitches 1100 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:33,034 are technically the best of the hookers, 1101 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:34,383 but they're still the hookers, 1102 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:35,515 and that's what they started sending me, 1103 00:45:35,558 --> 00:45:36,777 was the fucking hookers. 1104 00:45:36,821 --> 00:45:38,257 And that's when everything went to shit. 1105 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,868 'Cause see, once a porn chick gets a hooker mentality, 1106 00:45:40,912 --> 00:45:42,478 they become a fucking nightmare. 1107 00:45:42,522 --> 00:45:44,437 A real pain in my ass. 1108 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,786 Oh, yeah?Yeah. 1109 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:48,093 Dude, I forgot how hot Gulf Coast bitches are. 1110 00:45:48,136 --> 00:45:50,225 I saw this girl over by the donut shop at the refinery. 1111 00:45:50,269 --> 00:45:51,749 She works there, smokin' hot. 1112 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:52,880 Gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous. 1113 00:45:52,924 --> 00:45:55,622 And get this, 17 years old. 1114 00:45:55,665 --> 00:45:57,667 [SINGSONG] Legal as an eagle. 1115 00:45:57,711 --> 00:45:59,191 Oh, yeah?Yeah. 1116 00:46:02,672 --> 00:46:05,153 Hey, man, see that strip of land over there? 1117 00:46:05,197 --> 00:46:06,676 Yeah? 1118 00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:08,983 Them's the Texas Killing Fields, brother. 1119 00:46:16,425 --> 00:46:17,818 Strawberry?Yeah? 1120 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,386 You blaze, right?Why, are you a cop? 1121 00:46:20,429 --> 00:46:22,823 Let's go smoke one.Hmm. 1122 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:25,608 Hey, Ms. Phan. Can I take my ten? 1123 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:40,667 STRAWBERRY: So, what do you do in LA? 1124 00:46:40,710 --> 00:46:43,148 MIKEY: I'm in entertainment.STRAWBERRY: I knew it. 1125 00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:45,672 You have that Hollywood vibe. 1126 00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,282 MIKEY: Yeah, you think?Yeah. 1127 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:48,762 MIKEY: Oh. 1128 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,808 STRAWBERRY: So, what do you do in entertainment? 1129 00:46:51,591 --> 00:46:53,593 MIKEY: Manager slash agent. 1130 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,724 STRAWBERRY: Like, for actors? 1131 00:46:54,768 --> 00:46:57,336 MIKEY: Yeah. That weed is good, right? 1132 00:46:57,379 --> 00:46:58,511 If you or your friends want any, 1133 00:46:58,554 --> 00:47:00,687 I can get a whole bunch more, no problem. 1134 00:47:03,037 --> 00:47:04,952 STRAWBERRY: So... 1135 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:07,868 You live in Hollywood, managing actors, 1136 00:47:07,912 --> 00:47:11,089 but you're in Texas City, riding a bike, 1137 00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,569 sellin' weed, and hittin' on high schoolers? 1138 00:47:13,613 --> 00:47:15,615 MICKEY: Well, my Camaro is in LA. 1139 00:47:15,658 --> 00:47:18,139 You know, I wasn't going to drive all the way to Texas, 1140 00:47:18,183 --> 00:47:19,619 it's like a three-day drive. 1141 00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:22,448 All right, look, 1142 00:47:22,491 --> 00:47:23,797 I'm here taking care of my mom. 1143 00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:25,494 All right? She's not doing too well. 1144 00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:28,584 STRAWBERRY: I'm sorry. 1145 00:47:28,628 --> 00:47:30,325 MICKEY: It's all right. 1146 00:47:30,369 --> 00:47:31,500 STRAWBERRY: But you're a good son 1147 00:47:31,544 --> 00:47:33,328 for being there for your mom.I am. 1148 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:38,203 STRAWBERRY: By the way, who smokes joints anymore? 1149 00:47:38,246 --> 00:47:40,858 That's so old man-y. 1150 00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:43,034 That was fun, we should do that again sometime. 1151 00:47:43,077 --> 00:47:44,731 Yeah, I'll smoke your weed anytime. 1152 00:47:44,774 --> 00:47:46,385 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1153 00:47:46,428 --> 00:47:48,517 Hey, by the way, you can move all your shit 1154 00:47:48,561 --> 00:47:50,606 on the hardhats from the refinery. 1155 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,956 I see them at the end of their shift, 1156 00:47:51,999 --> 00:47:53,696 and they want to kill themselves. 1157 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:54,872 [GIGGLES] 1158 00:47:54,915 --> 00:47:56,177 See you later, alligator. 1159 00:47:56,221 --> 00:47:57,962 In a while, crocodile. 1160 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,667 [SIGHS] 1161 00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:09,756 MAN: [ON TV] Did the dress designer 1162 00:48:09,799 --> 00:48:11,671 cause a prom queen to be late for the ball? 1163 00:48:11,714 --> 00:48:13,325 WOMAN 1: I went there, all he had 1164 00:48:13,368 --> 00:48:15,936 was the cut-out fabric and the applique sewn on. 1165 00:48:15,980 --> 00:48:17,764 That's all he had... 1166 00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:20,332 [GROANS] Oh! Oh, shit!Oh, my gosh. 1167 00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:21,986 MIKEY: I'm sorry! 1168 00:48:22,029 --> 00:48:24,510 Sorry, Lil. Aw, man! 1169 00:48:24,553 --> 00:48:25,990 [TV CONTINUES PLAYING] 1170 00:48:27,556 --> 00:48:29,428 I thought you found my couch comfy. 1171 00:48:29,471 --> 00:48:31,604 Oh, I do, I just... I sleep au naturel. 1172 00:48:32,561 --> 00:48:34,128 Cut the shit.My bad. 1173 00:48:37,001 --> 00:48:38,959 [LIQUID POURING] 1174 00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:45,096 LIL: Mikey. 1175 00:48:45,139 --> 00:48:46,271 All seriousness. 1176 00:48:46,314 --> 00:48:49,143 I appreciate you taking care of the bills. 1177 00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:52,799 That way it keeps Lexi from being on the Craigslist. 1178 00:48:54,322 --> 00:48:55,584 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1179 00:48:55,628 --> 00:48:56,846 Yeah, I understand... Yeah. 1180 00:48:56,890 --> 00:49:00,285 So, I need to know, are you in or out? 1181 00:49:00,850 --> 00:49:02,678 If you're in, 1182 00:49:02,722 --> 00:49:04,506 I welcome you here. 1183 00:49:04,550 --> 00:49:05,812 All right, okay, great. 1184 00:49:05,855 --> 00:49:06,900 'Cause if you're out, 1185 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:07,988 don't let the door hit you in the ass. 1186 00:49:08,032 --> 00:49:09,598 No, no. I'm in. I'm in. 1187 00:49:09,642 --> 00:49:11,600 Okay, fine.I'm paying the fucking rent, 1188 00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:14,647 I pay for groceries...This is about my baby. 1189 00:49:14,690 --> 00:49:16,301 I don't want her getting hurt anymore. 1190 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:19,391 I don't want her doin' clients anymore. 1191 00:49:19,434 --> 00:49:20,609 It's too dangerous. 1192 00:49:20,653 --> 00:49:22,960 I never know when she's coming home. 1193 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:25,527 So, it's up to you. 1194 00:49:27,181 --> 00:49:28,748 I'm in. 1195 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:29,967 Okay? I'm in. 1196 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:34,319 Okay. Good, good. Good.I'm here, all right? 1197 00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:37,148 Thank you.You're welcome. 1198 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:43,850 Anything else? Am I good to go? 1199 00:49:43,893 --> 00:49:46,722 Yes. As long as I don't see your junk anymore. 1200 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:48,855 Deal.[CHUCKLES] 1201 00:49:48,898 --> 00:49:50,552 Your mom's still a trip. 1202 00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:51,858 I know. 1203 00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:55,427 In a good way.[CHUCKLES] Yeah. 1204 00:49:56,776 --> 00:49:57,995 She's a piece of work. 1205 00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:05,393 That smoke stack, 1206 00:50:05,437 --> 00:50:07,265 second one from the left, is that new? 1207 00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:08,396 Has that always been there? 1208 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,268 No, that's always been there. 1209 00:50:10,311 --> 00:50:11,530 Really?Yeah. 1210 00:50:11,573 --> 00:50:12,618 Don't remember. 1211 00:50:12,661 --> 00:50:14,141 And Ma calls that one ol' smokey. 1212 00:50:14,185 --> 00:50:15,360 Oh. 1213 00:50:23,890 --> 00:50:25,239 It's my ex's truck. 1214 00:50:26,980 --> 00:50:29,026 He was supposed to pick it up two years ago. 1215 00:50:30,984 --> 00:50:32,159 Still hasn't. 1216 00:50:41,299 --> 00:50:42,648 Just needs new wheels. 1217 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:47,479 Well, I know you guys get tested, 1218 00:50:47,522 --> 00:50:50,395 which is why I got this, synthetic piss. 1219 00:50:50,438 --> 00:50:52,310 I'll throw it in free with an ounce, 1220 00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:53,572 other than that, 10 bucks a pop. 1221 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:55,313 But, yeah, I got you if you guys ever need it. 1222 00:50:55,356 --> 00:50:57,402 You know, I don't want you guys getting fired and shit. 1223 00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:58,620 Don't drink it. 1224 00:50:58,664 --> 00:51:00,187 [CHUCKLES] I mean...[WORKERS LAUGH] 1225 00:51:00,231 --> 00:51:01,014 Unless you're into that kind of shit, right? [LAUGHS] 1226 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,102 [DOORBELL DINGS] 1227 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:03,190 Good night, Ms. Phan! 1228 00:51:03,234 --> 00:51:04,583 Good night.Good night. 1229 00:51:06,454 --> 00:51:08,413 See you later, alligator. 1230 00:51:08,456 --> 00:51:09,718 Do you want a ride home? 1231 00:51:09,762 --> 00:51:11,938 No, I'm good.Throw it in the back. 1232 00:51:11,981 --> 00:51:13,896 Uh, well... 1233 00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:15,072 Yeah?Yeah. Throw it in the back. 1234 00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:16,725 Okay. 1235 00:51:20,251 --> 00:51:22,992 Which way?MIKEY: Uh, go left here. Go left. 1236 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:24,211 [CLEARS THROAT] We're getting close. 1237 00:51:26,039 --> 00:51:28,128 I really appreciate you driving me home. 1238 00:51:28,172 --> 00:51:29,521 STRAWBERRY: Mm-hmm. 1239 00:51:30,261 --> 00:51:32,132 It's a nice area, huh? 1240 00:51:32,176 --> 00:51:33,307 STRAWBERRY: Yeah, it's fancy. 1241 00:51:33,351 --> 00:51:34,482 I just wanted to buy my mom 1242 00:51:34,526 --> 00:51:37,006 something nice to retire in, you know? 1243 00:51:37,050 --> 00:51:38,225 STRAWBERRY: That's real sweet of you. 1244 00:51:38,269 --> 00:51:39,400 Yeah. 1245 00:51:39,444 --> 00:51:41,141 All right. Yeah, it's right up here. 1246 00:51:41,185 --> 00:51:43,361 Hey, we're getting... Yep. Right up there. There it is. 1247 00:51:45,319 --> 00:51:46,799 Maybe we'll... Can you turn it down? 1248 00:51:46,842 --> 00:51:48,670 'Cause we don't... I don't want to wake up my mom. 1249 00:51:48,714 --> 00:51:50,585 Yeah. Whoa, this is fancy. 1250 00:51:50,629 --> 00:51:51,978 Yeah, it's nice. 1251 00:51:52,979 --> 00:51:55,503 I'd invite you in, but like I said, 1252 00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:57,026 you know, my mom's feelin' sick 1253 00:51:57,070 --> 00:51:58,941 and she don't take too kindly to strangers. 1254 00:51:58,985 --> 00:52:01,553 She's just not all there, up there right now. 1255 00:52:01,596 --> 00:52:02,641 No. Yeah. 1256 00:52:02,684 --> 00:52:04,164 Probably not a good idea, anyway. 1257 00:52:04,208 --> 00:52:05,992 Yeah. So thanks for the ride. 1258 00:52:06,035 --> 00:52:08,168 Anytime. I work on Wednesday. 1259 00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:10,170 Oh, well, I'll see you Wednesday. 1260 00:52:10,214 --> 00:52:11,258 Okay.Okay. 1261 00:52:43,377 --> 00:52:44,639 MIKEY: Look, I'm just glad 1262 00:52:44,683 --> 00:52:46,075 weed is still illegal in Texas. 1263 00:52:46,119 --> 00:52:48,121 You guys have no idea how hard it is 1264 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,384 to move flower in Cali right now. 1265 00:52:50,428 --> 00:52:51,690 I mean, yeah, you know, 1266 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:53,300 selling it to the bitches at my model house, 1267 00:52:53,344 --> 00:52:56,085 but besides that, felons and illegals. 1268 00:52:57,783 --> 00:53:00,873 Hey, don't mess with big oil. 1269 00:53:00,916 --> 00:53:04,050 TCPD kittens next to those Valero guys. 1270 00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:05,530 That goes without saying, 1271 00:53:05,573 --> 00:53:07,793 but you know, keeping it on the DL 1272 00:53:07,836 --> 00:53:09,664 has been the secret to my success all these years. 1273 00:53:09,708 --> 00:53:11,231 How do you think I stayed out of prison? 1274 00:53:11,275 --> 00:53:12,928 How do you think I never got shot? 1275 00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,147 Mom, where's the hot sauce? 1276 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,105 Where the hell it always been. 1277 00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:19,196 No hot sauce, Mom. I don't see it. 1278 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:20,284 LEONDRIA: Did you look in your bedroom? 1279 00:53:20,327 --> 00:53:21,415 You were eatin' pizza there... 1280 00:53:21,459 --> 00:53:22,634 Oh, my God, Mom....the other night. 1281 00:53:22,677 --> 00:53:23,678 I don't... I can't... Where's the hot sauce? 1282 00:53:23,722 --> 00:53:25,376 Why would he take it into his room? 1283 00:53:25,419 --> 00:53:26,681 LEONDRIA: You're laughin', but you were eatin' pizza there. 1284 00:53:26,725 --> 00:53:28,640 Mom, I've checked everywhere in the kitchen! 1285 00:53:28,683 --> 00:53:30,250 Where's the hot sauce? Hey, man. 1286 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:31,599 What are you lookin' at? This ain't got nothin' to do 1287 00:53:31,643 --> 00:53:32,644 with you.Fine. 1288 00:53:33,949 --> 00:53:35,995 The world would collapse without me. 1289 00:53:38,693 --> 00:53:40,434 Did you check under your bed? 1290 00:53:40,478 --> 00:53:43,655 Hey, yo. So, I heard you do porn or something. 1291 00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:44,830 Five AVNs. 1292 00:53:45,874 --> 00:53:47,485 What? That's an STD? 1293 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,313 [CHUCKLING] No, no, no. It's the, uh... 1294 00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:50,575 It's the Adult Film Awards, 1295 00:53:50,618 --> 00:53:53,142 it's like the Academy Awards for what I do. 1296 00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:55,188 Okay, man. That's what's up.Yep. 1297 00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,103 Best Oral three years in a row. 1298 00:53:57,146 --> 00:53:59,018 Best oral?Yep! 1299 00:53:59,714 --> 00:54:01,063 Just one question. 1300 00:54:01,107 --> 00:54:02,891 Ain't that about getting head? 1301 00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:04,676 Well, I mean... 1302 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,678 Yeah, something like that. 1303 00:54:06,721 --> 00:54:08,636 So, then what they got to do with you? 1304 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,509 It's not like you're the one doing any work or anything. 1305 00:54:11,552 --> 00:54:13,902 I'm not doing the work? [BLOWS RASPBERRY] 1306 00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:15,774 Sister, let me tell you somethin'. 1307 00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:17,210 Hey, man, don't call me sister. 1308 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,212 Oh, my bad. June, right, it's June? 1309 00:54:19,256 --> 00:54:20,909 All right, June, look, 1310 00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:22,476 if I won three years in a row, with three different girls, 1311 00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,696 the chances of it being the girl is pretty limited. 1312 00:54:24,739 --> 00:54:26,219 Think about it. 1313 00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,438 No, seriously, look. 1314 00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,266 I'm the one guiding the girl in the scene. 1315 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:30,919 Essentially I'm face-fucking her. 1316 00:54:30,963 --> 00:54:32,399 Pardon my language. 1317 00:54:32,443 --> 00:54:35,620 So the female really has nothing to do with it. 1318 00:54:35,663 --> 00:54:37,056 You know, I'm the one that's holding her head 1319 00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:39,319 for like 15 or 20 minutes while I'm force-fucking her, 1320 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:40,973 so how is that about her, exactly? 1321 00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,322 I got it, man.No, seriously. 1322 00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:43,889 Look, it's about the shit I say, 1323 00:54:43,932 --> 00:54:45,630 the way I hold her face towards the camera 1324 00:54:45,673 --> 00:54:47,632 while she spits, and drools all over herself, 1325 00:54:47,675 --> 00:54:49,808 and I pinch her nose and make her gag. 1326 00:54:49,851 --> 00:54:51,853 It's all technique.I said I got it. 1327 00:55:05,084 --> 00:55:07,086 [SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE] 1328 00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:33,330 Thank you.MAN: Thank you. 1329 00:55:33,373 --> 00:55:34,853 Thanks, D. 1330 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,770 Man, this place is off the chain. 1331 00:55:38,813 --> 00:55:40,946 Thank you so much for hooking this up. 1332 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:42,339 My pleasure. 1333 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:45,429 So tell me more about LA. 1334 00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:49,302 Maybe you should find out for yourself. 1335 00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:50,956 You think I have the money to go? 1336 00:55:50,999 --> 00:55:53,045 [CHAIR SQUEAKS] 1337 00:55:53,088 --> 00:55:55,352 You got a truck, you can go anytime you want. 1338 00:55:55,395 --> 00:55:57,005 That's my mama's truck. 1339 00:55:57,049 --> 00:56:01,358 She just let's me use it 'cause she works from home. 1340 00:56:01,401 --> 00:56:05,362 Well, when I left Texas City, I didn't have a dime. 1341 00:56:05,405 --> 00:56:07,276 I just said to myself, 1342 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,235 "Mikey, one day, you're gonna own this town." 1343 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:10,671 And I just went for it, you know? 1344 00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:13,370 Mm. 1345 00:56:14,458 --> 00:56:16,068 What is he doing behind the counter? 1346 00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:18,287 He's going to help me with my SAT prep. 1347 00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:20,420 No free donuts. 1348 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:22,466 Thank you. 1349 00:56:24,511 --> 00:56:28,689 So you were saying something about just going for it. 1350 00:56:31,823 --> 00:56:33,912 Are you trying to get fired? 1351 00:56:33,955 --> 00:56:35,435 I'm trying to get hired. 1352 00:56:35,479 --> 00:56:39,178 [EXHALES, CHUCKLES][STRAWBERRY CHUCKLES] 1353 00:56:39,221 --> 00:56:42,442 Are you going to help me score high on my SATs? 1354 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:44,183 MIKEY: [CHUCKLING] You get 600 points 1355 00:56:44,226 --> 00:56:45,576 just for signing your name, you know? 1356 00:56:45,619 --> 00:56:47,665 [CHUCKLES] Oh, yeah?Yeah. 1357 00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:50,015 [DOORBELL DINGS] 1358 00:56:50,058 --> 00:56:51,756 Hiya! What can I get for ya today? 1359 00:56:51,799 --> 00:56:53,192 Hi, sweetie. Can I get, uh, two... 1360 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:55,890 Two chocolate covered donuts and a medium coffee? 1361 00:56:55,934 --> 00:56:57,414 All right. 1362 00:56:57,457 --> 00:56:58,763 Good afternoon, sir. 1363 00:57:05,030 --> 00:57:07,424 You're crazy, you know that? 1364 00:57:07,467 --> 00:57:09,774 You could have just waited until now, you know? 1365 00:57:09,817 --> 00:57:11,428 Where's the fun in that? 1366 00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:12,472 Hmm. 1367 00:57:17,085 --> 00:57:18,173 Come here. 1368 00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,104 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 1369 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:39,368 [MUFFLED TV CHATTER] 1370 00:57:39,412 --> 00:57:40,631 Yo, Lonnie! 1371 00:57:41,806 --> 00:57:42,894 Wait up! 1372 00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:45,244 What's up, man? 1373 00:57:45,287 --> 00:57:46,941 What up, big dog, where you going? 1374 00:57:46,985 --> 00:57:48,769 Man, some errands. I got to go to the mall, 1375 00:57:48,813 --> 00:57:50,510 stuff like that.Mm. 1376 00:57:50,554 --> 00:57:52,469 Cool. Cool. I'm rolling with you. 1377 00:57:52,512 --> 00:57:55,254 Uh, just warning you, man, I'm gonna be gone all day. 1378 00:57:55,297 --> 00:57:57,735 Just, uh... So if you don't want to go, 1379 00:57:57,778 --> 00:57:59,040 I mean...Whatever. 1380 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:00,520 I just got to get the fuck out of here. Let's go. 1381 00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:03,523 She's smokin' hot. She made the first move. 1382 00:58:03,567 --> 00:58:04,829 She's got no dad. 1383 00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:07,309 And here's the kicker, she lets me sell weed 1384 00:58:07,353 --> 00:58:09,529 to the hardhats at her work.[LAUGHS] 1385 00:58:09,573 --> 00:58:11,270 I mean, does it get any better than this? 1386 00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:13,359 [NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 1387 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,709 I didn't know you served. 1388 00:58:15,753 --> 00:58:18,233 Uh... Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did, man. 1389 00:58:20,409 --> 00:58:22,063 Thank you for your service. 1390 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:24,065 Yeah, man, no, uh... No problem. 1391 00:58:27,678 --> 00:58:31,682 Man, this place ain't changed much in 15 years, Lonnie. 1392 00:58:31,725 --> 00:58:33,161 Yeah, I know, for real, man. 1393 00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,946 Hey, um... 1394 00:58:34,989 --> 00:58:36,382 I think I'm going to be hanging out over here 1395 00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:37,818 for a while, okay?Okay. 1396 00:58:37,862 --> 00:58:39,385 Yeah, I'll meet you back here in 30, all right? 1397 00:58:39,428 --> 00:58:40,473 Thirty minutes?Yeah, thirty. 1398 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:41,605 All right, sounds good. 1399 00:58:43,998 --> 00:58:46,435 [GAME MUSIC AND SOUND EFFECTS PLAYING] 1400 00:58:53,442 --> 00:58:55,183 [LASERS FIRING IN GAME]Oh, shit! 1401 00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:57,925 Ah... 1402 00:58:59,318 --> 00:59:00,493 [LAUGHS] 1403 00:59:02,495 --> 00:59:03,757 Oh! 1404 00:59:05,629 --> 00:59:06,586 Whoo. 1405 00:59:07,108 --> 00:59:08,806 [GUNSHOTS] 1406 00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:10,851 Oh, come on... 1407 00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:12,940 [GUNSHOTS] 1408 00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:16,117 Whoo! 1409 00:59:16,161 --> 00:59:18,076 MAN: So what's this one, then? 1410 00:59:18,119 --> 00:59:20,382 Uh, that's the one I got when I was in Afghanistan. 1411 00:59:20,426 --> 00:59:23,037 And, uh, that's for my three tours in Iraq. 1412 00:59:23,081 --> 00:59:24,561 [SCOFFING] Bullshit. You're not even wearing 1413 00:59:24,604 --> 00:59:26,650 the proper infantry uniform. 1414 00:59:26,693 --> 00:59:28,390 Well, yeah, of course I am. 1415 00:59:32,307 --> 00:59:33,831 MAN: What's the Army Uniform Regulation? 1416 00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,615 [MAN 2 LAUGHS]The code. 1417 00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:37,399 Uh, to do my best, 1418 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:40,098 to do my duty and to serve my country. 1419 00:59:40,141 --> 00:59:41,186 [LAUGHTER] 1420 00:59:41,229 --> 00:59:43,884 MAN: You sure it's not AR670-1? 1421 00:59:43,928 --> 00:59:46,191 LONNIE: Uh, well, as you guys know, 1422 00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:48,541 there's a lot of different codes in the military. 1423 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:50,630 [LOUDLY] Stolen valor right here, folks. 1424 00:59:50,674 --> 00:59:54,155 This man is not a veteran. He's a fake and a fraud. 1425 00:59:54,199 --> 00:59:55,940 LONNIE: Give me those back, those are mine. 1426 00:59:55,983 --> 00:59:57,768 MAN 2: Take your jacket off.LONNIE: This is bullshit, 1427 00:59:57,811 --> 00:59:59,334 what do I have to do to convince y'all this is from... 1428 00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:01,467 MAN 2: Take it off or I'm gonna fucking kick your ass. 1429 01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,605 Hey, man. 1430 01:00:13,131 --> 01:00:14,523 [UNLOCKS CAR] 1431 01:00:20,355 --> 01:00:22,619 [NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 1432 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,454 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. 1433 01:00:32,498 --> 01:00:33,978 Wait, what? 1434 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:35,632 Really? I would think someone in your position 1435 01:00:35,675 --> 01:00:36,633 would know what that means. 1436 01:00:37,895 --> 01:00:40,985 Oh, shit. Yeah, man, I kinda had, like, 1437 01:00:41,028 --> 01:00:42,987 a little bathroom mishap in there. 1438 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:44,902 Oh, man, little bathroom mishap. 1439 01:00:44,945 --> 01:00:47,034 Oh, you sure you didn't get pushed in the fountain? 1440 01:00:47,992 --> 01:00:49,254 Shit. 1441 01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:50,777 You fucking saw that, man? 1442 01:00:50,821 --> 01:00:52,692 Dude, I saw the whole fucking thing, bro! 1443 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:53,954 You think I'm stupid? 1444 01:00:53,998 --> 01:00:55,608 I can't be associated with that shit, bro! 1445 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,566 That's fucked up, that you would let me be a part 1446 01:00:57,610 --> 01:00:59,525 of your fucking bullshit scheme, dude! 1447 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:01,962 I'm fuckin' pissed! Dude, what if someone recognized me? 1448 01:01:02,006 --> 01:01:04,704 People know who the fuck I am, dawg. That's wack. 1449 01:01:04,748 --> 01:01:07,402 You need help, bro. It's fucking scandalous, dude. 1450 01:01:09,404 --> 01:01:11,668 I'm sorry, man. Shit, my bad. 1451 01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:18,762 ♪ I'll see all my friends In Hallelujah Square 1452 01:01:18,805 --> 01:01:23,854 ♪ What a wonderful time We'll all have up there 1453 01:01:23,897 --> 01:01:28,075 ♪ We'll sing and praise Jesus What a glory to share 1454 01:01:28,119 --> 01:01:32,732 ♪ And you'll not see a cripple In Hallelujah Square 1455 01:01:32,776 --> 01:01:38,303 ♪ And we'll all live forever In Hallelujah Square ♪ 1456 01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:39,913 Wow.Yes! 1457 01:01:39,957 --> 01:01:42,437 That dope sure makes you guys religious, huh. 1458 01:01:54,798 --> 01:01:56,190 [IMPERCEPTIBLE] 1459 01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:05,025 [DOOR OPENS] 1460 01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:07,941 [DOOR CLOSES] 1461 01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:10,639 [CAR LOCK CHIRPS] 1462 01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:14,643 [TRAIN CHUGGING NEARBY] 1463 01:02:15,427 --> 01:02:16,863 [NASALLY] Just a friend. 1464 01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:19,344 MIKEY: Seems like a very friendly friend. 1465 01:02:19,387 --> 01:02:21,781 Yeah. It's whatever. 1466 01:02:25,263 --> 01:02:27,178 So I blew him at junior prom. 1467 01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:29,658 At junior prom? 1468 01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:32,270 No, not at, after. You know what I mean. 1469 01:02:32,313 --> 01:02:34,272 Anyways, I blew him at junior prom 1470 01:02:34,315 --> 01:02:36,709 and ever since then, he's been clingy as fuck. 1471 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,711 Is he stalking you? 1472 01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,105 No. No, we hang and shit. 1473 01:02:41,148 --> 01:02:43,760 You fuckin' him?When I feel like it. 1474 01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:46,414 It's not like a real thing. 1475 01:02:46,458 --> 01:02:47,764 This guy thinks you're dating. 1476 01:02:48,634 --> 01:02:49,940 No...Raylee, 1477 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:51,985 I need you inside!Okay! 1478 01:02:52,029 --> 01:02:54,379 PHAN: And I told you not to smoke in front. 1479 01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:55,510 [STEPS ON BUTT]Sorry. 1480 01:02:56,990 --> 01:02:58,122 So you gonna keep fucking him? 1481 01:02:58,731 --> 01:03:00,515 That depends. 1482 01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:04,041 Does he know that?Mm-mm! [GIGGLES] 1483 01:03:04,084 --> 01:03:06,130 All right, what's this guy's name? 1484 01:03:06,173 --> 01:03:07,522 Nash. 1485 01:03:07,566 --> 01:03:09,220 Nash? [SCOFFS] 1486 01:03:09,263 --> 01:03:10,482 All right, look. 1487 01:03:10,525 --> 01:03:11,831 I think it's time Nash got it 1488 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,964 that you guys aren't dating. Come on. 1489 01:03:14,007 --> 01:03:15,530 STRAWBERRY: Wait, what? 1490 01:03:15,574 --> 01:03:17,184 [MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]God, this is crazy. 1491 01:03:17,228 --> 01:03:18,795 This is crazy, this is insane. 1492 01:03:18,838 --> 01:03:20,405 I can't believe we're doing this right now. 1493 01:03:20,448 --> 01:03:22,276 Like... [CHUCKLES] 1494 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,104 Like, maybe it's not such a good idea, you know. 1495 01:03:24,148 --> 01:03:26,890 It'll be quick and easy, he'll get the message. 1496 01:03:26,933 --> 01:03:28,674 Okay. But no fightin', okay? 1497 01:03:28,717 --> 01:03:30,197 I just wanna talk to him. 1498 01:03:30,241 --> 01:03:31,764 You promise?Mm-hmm. 1499 01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:35,202 [CHUCKLES] This is crazy. 1500 01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:41,339 Now what?Is this the house? 1501 01:03:41,382 --> 01:03:43,254 Yeah.MIKEY: Mm. 1502 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,169 [HORN BLARING]Oh, my God! [CHUCKLES] 1503 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:50,609 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY ON STEREO] 1504 01:03:52,132 --> 01:03:53,699 [HORN BLARES] 1505 01:03:56,223 --> 01:03:57,964 Wow, that's his mom? 1506 01:03:58,008 --> 01:03:59,574 Hello, ma'am, would you be so kind 1507 01:03:59,618 --> 01:04:01,185 as to send Nash out, please? 1508 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:06,755 MRS. PARKER: Raylee?Hi, Mrs. Parker. 1509 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:15,155 Nice necklace. Fucking dork. 1510 01:04:19,290 --> 01:04:20,552 What is this? What's going on? 1511 01:04:20,595 --> 01:04:23,076 Hey, buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, 1512 01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,731 but [INHALES SHARPLY] you ain't with Strawberry, 1513 01:04:25,774 --> 01:04:28,038 you never were, she's with me now. 1514 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:30,605 You understand?Raylee, what is this? 1515 01:04:30,649 --> 01:04:32,216 I've been trying to tell you, Nash. 1516 01:04:32,259 --> 01:04:33,608 All right, look, bro, so you're not going to call her, 1517 01:04:33,652 --> 01:04:35,175 you're not going to text her 1518 01:04:35,219 --> 01:04:36,046 and you're not going to go by the Donut Hole anymore, 1519 01:04:36,089 --> 01:04:37,221 you understand me? 1520 01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:38,439 Raylee, come on, I need to talk to you. 1521 01:04:38,483 --> 01:04:41,268 Whoa, whoa, whoa, bro. Hold on. Hold on. 1522 01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:43,836 Whoa, hey, no fightin', okay? 1523 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,359 You stay in the car, babe. 1524 01:04:45,403 --> 01:04:46,578 All right, come here. 1525 01:04:46,621 --> 01:04:48,885 Google me, take out your phone right now 1526 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:51,496 and google Mikey Saber. Do it, you got your phone on you? 1527 01:04:51,539 --> 01:04:52,976 What the fuck are you talking about? 1528 01:04:53,019 --> 01:04:54,847 STRAWBERRY: No fightin'!Babe, it's okay. 1529 01:04:54,891 --> 01:04:57,371 20.1 million views on Pornhub, bro. 1530 01:04:57,415 --> 01:04:58,677 I'm not fuckin' with you. 1531 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:00,374 Strawberry's in a different league now, 1532 01:05:00,418 --> 01:05:01,810 do you understand me? You can't compete 1533 01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:03,247 with someone that fucked 1,300 bitches, 1534 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:04,465 do you get what I'm saying? 1535 01:05:04,509 --> 01:05:05,989 Hey, let's not cause a scene! 1536 01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,687 NASH: What are you doing? Who is this? 1537 01:05:08,730 --> 01:05:10,210 Come on.I'm with him now. 1538 01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:11,864 Yeah, you heard it from her mouth, she's with me. 1539 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,039 Are you serious? 1540 01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:14,998 Come on.I'm sorry, dude. 1541 01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:16,825 It was fun, though.It wasn't fun. 1542 01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:24,921 [MUSIC CONTINUES ON STEREO] 1543 01:05:24,964 --> 01:05:26,226 [MOANS] 1544 01:05:27,140 --> 01:05:28,446 Oh, my God! 1545 01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:32,276 Ah... 1546 01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:34,495 [GIGGLES] 1547 01:05:35,801 --> 01:05:37,324 I'll see you tomorrow. 1548 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:39,413 Yeah, you will. 1549 01:05:41,154 --> 01:05:42,677 [CAR DEPARTS] 1550 01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,384 [MACHINERY HUMMING] 1551 01:06:02,567 --> 01:06:05,613 Life's sweet, Sophie. Life is sweet. 1552 01:06:08,703 --> 01:06:10,183 X equals negative-b 1553 01:06:10,227 --> 01:06:12,881 plus or minus the square root of b-squared minus 4ac, 1554 01:06:12,925 --> 01:06:14,274 all over 2a. 1555 01:06:14,318 --> 01:06:16,494 MIKEY: Whoa. That's geometry? 1556 01:06:16,537 --> 01:06:17,712 Algebra. 1557 01:06:17,756 --> 01:06:19,758 [HORN BLARING] 1558 01:06:20,454 --> 01:06:21,455 Shit. 1559 01:06:22,543 --> 01:06:23,936 It's all right, relax. 1560 01:06:23,980 --> 01:06:25,372 No, that's Nash. 1561 01:06:25,416 --> 01:06:26,808 That's Nash?Mm-hmm. 1562 01:06:26,852 --> 01:06:28,201 Shit. 1563 01:06:28,245 --> 01:06:30,029 I think it's time I had a man-to-man with this kid. 1564 01:06:30,073 --> 01:06:31,770 No fightin'. 1565 01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:33,859 You know what, I'm tired of your fucking shit, bro. 1566 01:06:33,902 --> 01:06:35,687 I'm not afraid to fight you, I don't give a fuck. 1567 01:06:35,730 --> 01:06:37,167 [CAR DOORS CLOSE]Oh, what, 1568 01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:38,255 this is your mommy and daddy, 1569 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:39,734 you brought them to the dance? 1570 01:06:39,778 --> 01:06:42,041 You can't handle your shit by yourself, huh, tough guy? 1571 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,912 Sir, your son is fucking with my girlfriend. 1572 01:06:43,956 --> 01:06:45,175 It ain't cool... [GRUNTS] 1573 01:06:45,218 --> 01:06:46,393 [MIKEY GROANS] 1574 01:06:48,526 --> 01:06:50,789 [GRUNTING]NASH: You motherfucker! 1575 01:06:50,832 --> 01:06:53,009 STRAWBERRY: What the fuck! 1576 01:06:53,052 --> 01:06:54,793 What the fuck, Nash, what the fuck! 1577 01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,142 I'm not with you anymore! 1578 01:06:56,186 --> 01:06:57,622 Fuck you, you cheated on me! 1579 01:06:57,665 --> 01:06:59,798 No, I didn't, we were never together! No! No! 1580 01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:02,061 You come to my home, threaten my son, motherfucker! 1581 01:07:02,105 --> 01:07:03,889 It took three of you to fuck me up, you're a pussy! 1582 01:07:03,932 --> 01:07:05,151 MRS. PARKER: What are you talking about, 1583 01:07:05,195 --> 01:07:06,370 what do you mean you're not with him anymore? 1584 01:07:06,413 --> 01:07:07,284 STRAWBERRY: From the start, I fuckin' said 1585 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,198 I never wanted to be with you. 1586 01:07:08,241 --> 01:07:09,895 It was like a casual fucking thing! 1587 01:07:09,938 --> 01:07:11,723 Fuck that shit, you wanted me. 1588 01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:13,029 You're a little slut. 1589 01:07:13,072 --> 01:07:15,118 [SCOFFS] You're a fucking slut! 1590 01:07:15,161 --> 01:07:17,468 Hey, don't call my mama that, what the fuck? 1591 01:07:17,511 --> 01:07:18,991 MRS. PARKER: You ain't got nothin' to say? 1592 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,210 You come near my house again, 1593 01:07:20,253 --> 01:07:21,950 you'll be leaving in a body bag, bitch! 1594 01:07:21,994 --> 01:07:23,604 [GROANS]I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1595 01:07:23,648 --> 01:07:24,997 He should go to the hospital. 1596 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,520 Yeah, maybe you should go to the hospital? 1597 01:07:26,564 --> 01:07:28,087 No. It's not that bad, 1598 01:07:28,131 --> 01:07:30,176 and plus I don't have health insurance, anyway, 1599 01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:31,264 but thank you, Ms. Phan. 1600 01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:32,961 Okay, now stop movin'.All right. 1601 01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:35,094 There's no fighting in my parking lot. 1602 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,965 He flat-out sucker-punched me. 1603 01:07:37,009 --> 01:07:39,272 I would have 100% out-cardio'd that guy. 1604 01:07:39,316 --> 01:07:41,187 Fuck. Sorry for swearing. 1605 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:43,842 [MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO][BOTH MOANING] 1606 01:07:43,885 --> 01:07:45,670 MIKEY: Oh. Oh, shit, be careful, 1607 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,063 that's where he kicked me.I'm gonna come. 1608 01:07:47,106 --> 01:07:48,151 MIKEY: That's right where he kicked me. 1609 01:07:48,194 --> 01:07:50,109 That fuckin' little bitch. Oh. 1610 01:07:50,153 --> 01:07:53,373 Oh, shit. Ah, am I bleeding out of my head? 1611 01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:55,158 Fuck. 1612 01:07:55,201 --> 01:07:57,638 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 1613 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:03,209 We're both going to be hurtin' tomorrow. 1614 01:08:04,167 --> 01:08:05,342 Why is that? 1615 01:08:06,691 --> 01:08:08,780 Let's just say you're blessed. 1616 01:08:08,823 --> 01:08:10,434 [CHUCKLES]Uh-uh. 1617 01:08:10,477 --> 01:08:13,611 Yeah, I can't believe I'm attracted to a ginger. 1618 01:08:13,654 --> 01:08:15,569 You're not allowed to use the G word. 1619 01:08:18,137 --> 01:08:19,182 You have a type? 1620 01:08:19,834 --> 01:08:21,053 Maybe. 1621 01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:22,794 [COUGHS] What's your type? 1622 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:25,971 Let's just say 1623 01:08:26,014 --> 01:08:28,495 I like men, not boys.Mm. 1624 01:08:35,763 --> 01:08:36,895 [TRAIN HORN BLOWING] 1625 01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:38,940 [LEVEL CROSSING BELL CLANGING] 1626 01:08:50,604 --> 01:08:51,649 [DOOR OPENS] 1627 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,565 Oh. Um... 1628 01:08:54,608 --> 01:08:57,959 I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong house. 1629 01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,396 Yeah, 'cause I saw you parked 1630 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,659 in front of my house last night, too. 1631 01:09:01,702 --> 01:09:03,878 No, it's... It's a simple mistake. I'm new in town. 1632 01:09:03,922 --> 01:09:05,924 If I see you around here again... 1633 01:09:05,967 --> 01:09:07,795 No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay. 1634 01:09:09,057 --> 01:09:10,363 [BIKE RATTLING] 1635 01:09:15,716 --> 01:09:17,457 [MOTOR WHIRRING] 1636 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:29,904 [WHIRRING STOPS] 1637 01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:31,645 Honestly, if shit was different, 1638 01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:35,214 I could take over the industry with her. 1639 01:09:35,258 --> 01:09:36,868 Think so?Yeah. 1640 01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:38,826 Within six months, I could see her nabbing Best Newcomer. 1641 01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:40,872 One year and she would sweep the AVNs. 1642 01:09:40,915 --> 01:09:42,352 Tori Black... You know who Tori Black is? 1643 01:09:42,395 --> 01:09:44,223 Yeah, man, of course, I know who Tori Black is. 1644 01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:46,094 All right. Well, uh, she won Performer of the Year 1645 01:09:46,138 --> 01:09:47,661 two years, back to back, right? 1646 01:09:47,705 --> 01:09:49,446 I think that Strawberry's got the potential. 1647 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,534 I'm not exaggerating, 1648 01:09:50,577 --> 01:09:51,970 I really believe this.Okay. 1649 01:09:52,013 --> 01:09:54,799 I think... I think she could win three years in a row. 1650 01:09:54,842 --> 01:09:56,409 With my guidance, of course. 1651 01:09:56,453 --> 01:09:58,672 [NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] 1652 01:10:00,413 --> 01:10:02,850 Doesn't matter, I'm stuck in this shithole anyway. 1653 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,637 Yeah, man, it's gonna be kind of awkward anyway, 1654 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,812 she's gonna have to bang 1655 01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,683 all those other fucking guys on the scene. 1656 01:10:09,727 --> 01:10:11,207 [LAUGHS] I don't give a fuck. 1657 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:13,383 I'll be fucking other bitches, bro. 1658 01:10:13,426 --> 01:10:16,037 Come on. I think it's hot, I don't care. 1659 01:10:17,343 --> 01:10:19,258 Okay, man. 1660 01:10:19,302 --> 01:10:21,042 I mean, seriously, it's part of the game. 1661 01:10:21,086 --> 01:10:22,827 [BREATHING HEAVILY][MIKEY MOANING] 1662 01:10:22,870 --> 01:10:24,916 That was nice.Mm-hmm. 1663 01:10:24,959 --> 01:10:27,440 [TV PLAYING][BOTH MOANING] 1664 01:10:29,573 --> 01:10:30,704 [SIGHS] 1665 01:10:34,317 --> 01:10:35,796 You want to explain those bruises? 1666 01:10:38,321 --> 01:10:39,539 I fell off my bike. 1667 01:10:41,324 --> 01:10:42,281 Mm. 1668 01:10:43,935 --> 01:10:45,850 [BREATHES HEAVILY][MIKEY MOANS] 1669 01:10:45,893 --> 01:10:47,417 Must've been a hard fall. 1670 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:49,636 MIKEY: Mm-hmm. 1671 01:10:51,682 --> 01:10:53,292 [EXHALES DEEPLY][MIKEY MOANS] 1672 01:11:00,430 --> 01:11:02,170 [PEOPLE CHATTERING IN DISTANCE] 1673 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,787 This is eight, I need ten. 1674 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,665 I'm moving a lot of weight for you guys, huh? 1675 01:11:24,105 --> 01:11:25,890 I like those gold teeth. 1676 01:11:25,933 --> 01:11:28,240 I got one dia... I got one diamond, 1677 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:30,547 I had my dentist in Cali put it in. So... 1678 01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:34,986 Yo, get your ass out of here, man. 1679 01:11:37,554 --> 01:11:39,251 All right, say hi to your mom for me. 1680 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:50,654 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 1681 01:11:59,793 --> 01:12:01,142 [DOORBELL DINGS] 1682 01:12:01,186 --> 01:12:03,406 These refinery boys are the best. 1683 01:12:03,449 --> 01:12:04,929 They buy way more weed 1684 01:12:04,972 --> 01:12:07,932 than these skaters and dancers I got to deal with. 1685 01:12:07,975 --> 01:12:09,977 Dancers?Yeah, from the titty bar. 1686 01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:11,370 Oh, strippers. 1687 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:14,155 They prefer the term "dancers," young lady. 1688 01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:16,767 Show some respect.Okay. 1689 01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:17,942 Topless dancers. 1690 01:12:17,985 --> 01:12:20,684 Oh, bottomless, too. They got it all. 1691 01:12:20,727 --> 01:12:22,990 Really?Yeah, what, you never been? 1692 01:12:23,034 --> 01:12:24,252 Well, why would I have been? 1693 01:12:24,296 --> 01:12:26,385 Plus, I'm not even old enough to get in. 1694 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:28,735 That's fine. You want to go? 1695 01:12:28,779 --> 01:12:30,215 Seriously? 1696 01:12:30,258 --> 01:12:31,956 MIKEY: [SINGSONG] Strip club virgin! 1697 01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:33,087 [STRAWBERRY GIGGLES] 1698 01:12:33,131 --> 01:12:35,481 [NU METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 1699 01:12:36,700 --> 01:12:38,397 Hello.MIKEY: Hello. 1700 01:12:38,441 --> 01:12:39,920 How old is she?STRAWBERRY: Eighteen. 1701 01:12:39,964 --> 01:12:41,139 MIKEY: Eighteen. 1702 01:12:41,182 --> 01:12:42,488 Twenty bucks. 1703 01:12:42,532 --> 01:12:43,707 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1704 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,709 You're hotter than all these girls combined. 1705 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,668 If you worked here, they'd be out of a job. 1706 01:12:49,887 --> 01:12:51,541 You want to give her a tip? 1707 01:12:51,584 --> 01:12:52,759 Come on, let's go. Let's give it to 'em. 1708 01:12:52,803 --> 01:12:54,108 It's fun. Come on. 1709 01:12:54,152 --> 01:12:56,763 [NU METAL MUSIC CONTINUES] 1710 01:13:22,136 --> 01:13:23,921 [STRAWBERRY PANTING] 1711 01:13:26,489 --> 01:13:28,882 [BOTH MOANING] 1712 01:13:28,926 --> 01:13:30,188 MIKEY: Right here. Right here. 1713 01:13:30,231 --> 01:13:31,624 STRAWBERRY: Here?MIKEY: Yeah, pull in there. 1714 01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:35,715 I just gotta get some milk. 1715 01:13:37,630 --> 01:13:38,805 [MIKEY SIGHS] 1716 01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,504 All right, well... 1717 01:13:42,548 --> 01:13:44,289 Good night.Oh, I can... 1718 01:13:44,332 --> 01:13:46,378 I can wait and drive you all the way home. 1719 01:13:46,422 --> 01:13:47,553 Oh, no, it's okay. 1720 01:13:47,597 --> 01:13:49,773 I like to ride my bike at night. 1721 01:13:50,382 --> 01:13:52,384 Okay. 1722 01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:54,647 But, technically, that was our first date. 1723 01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:57,433 So you just brought me to a strip joint 1724 01:13:57,476 --> 01:14:00,087 for our first date. Real classy. 1725 01:14:00,131 --> 01:14:01,698 Ooh, snap. 1726 01:14:01,741 --> 01:14:04,135 Mm. Well, I guess we got to do it again. 1727 01:14:04,178 --> 01:14:07,660 You want to go to the pier Friday night? 1728 01:14:07,704 --> 01:14:09,575 Beats liver and onions at Luby's. 1729 01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:11,490 I love Luby's.[LAUGHS] 1730 01:14:16,321 --> 01:14:17,627 HILLARY CLINTON: [ON TV] So, friends, 1731 01:14:17,670 --> 01:14:21,674 it is with humility, determination, 1732 01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:25,243 and boundless confidence in America's promise... 1733 01:14:25,286 --> 01:14:26,549 [MIKEY SIGHS] 1734 01:14:26,592 --> 01:14:29,203 ...that I accept your nomination 1735 01:14:29,247 --> 01:14:32,293 for President of the United States! 1736 01:14:32,337 --> 01:14:33,730 [CROWD ON TV CHEERING]WOMAN: All right, 1737 01:14:33,773 --> 01:14:35,688 Rich Snarkey is with us in Washington. 1738 01:14:35,732 --> 01:14:38,430 Rich, what are these new emails revealing? 1739 01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,953 [TV CHATTER CONTINUES]Yeah? 1740 01:14:41,607 --> 01:14:43,435 Mm. Yeah? 1741 01:14:44,218 --> 01:14:45,524 Daddy want to play? 1742 01:14:45,568 --> 01:14:47,526 [GROANS] I don't know if I'm feeling it. 1743 01:14:47,570 --> 01:14:49,833 Oh, I can feel it. Mm. 1744 01:14:50,660 --> 01:14:53,576 [MUTTERS]Nice and fast. 1745 01:14:53,619 --> 01:14:55,099 I just don't think it's happening today. 1746 01:14:55,142 --> 01:14:56,143 Come on. 1747 01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:58,015 [LEXI MOANS] 1748 01:14:58,058 --> 01:14:59,582 [SEDUCTIVELY] Don't you want to get in me? 1749 01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:02,280 [MOANS] Don't you want to get in this tight little pussy. 1750 01:15:02,323 --> 01:15:04,761 I don't feel it, I'm sorry. I'm just not feeling it. 1751 01:15:04,804 --> 01:15:07,328 Jesus Christ. Okay, okay. 1752 01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:10,549 What?It's fine. 1753 01:15:10,593 --> 01:15:12,812 Whatever. I didn't want to, anyway. 1754 01:15:19,079 --> 01:15:20,907 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 1755 01:15:28,524 --> 01:15:29,568 Lonnie! 1756 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:31,091 [WHIRRING CONTINUES] 1757 01:15:31,135 --> 01:15:32,136 Lonnie! 1758 01:15:32,963 --> 01:15:36,227 Lonnie! Lon... Lonniekins! 1759 01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:38,359 Hey! 1760 01:15:38,403 --> 01:15:40,405 Don't be tied up all day. 1761 01:15:40,448 --> 01:15:41,798 [WHIRRING CONTINUES] 1762 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,931 Hey, Lonniekins. 1763 01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:48,021 Hey, Lexi, what's up?Oh, not much. 1764 01:15:48,065 --> 01:15:49,719 What are you doin'?Oh, you know, 1765 01:15:49,762 --> 01:15:51,155 fartin' around with the old man. 1766 01:15:51,198 --> 01:15:53,374 Oh, yeah.Same shit, different day. 1767 01:15:53,418 --> 01:15:54,985 Oh, I know, I know. [CHUCKLES] 1768 01:15:55,028 --> 01:15:56,160 What are you doin'? 1769 01:15:56,203 --> 01:15:58,423 I'm just, you know, gettin' some air. 1770 01:15:58,466 --> 01:15:59,555 Some sunshine. 1771 01:16:01,513 --> 01:16:03,123 So you and Mikey been hangin' out, huh? 1772 01:16:03,167 --> 01:16:05,648 Yeah. It's been fun having him in town. 1773 01:16:05,691 --> 01:16:07,084 Oh, really?Yeah. 1774 01:16:08,825 --> 01:16:11,392 Is he giving you money for all those rides you're giving him? 1775 01:16:11,436 --> 01:16:12,698 Mm, no. 1776 01:16:12,742 --> 01:16:14,570 I mean, I don't mind, we're buds. 1777 01:16:14,613 --> 01:16:17,137 I know y'all don't have a set of wheels right now, so... 1778 01:16:17,181 --> 01:16:18,922 No, we don't, not right now. 1779 01:16:21,315 --> 01:16:22,621 [LEXI CLEARS THROAT] 1780 01:16:22,665 --> 01:16:24,710 Yeah, you been working out? 1781 01:16:24,754 --> 01:16:26,494 No. 1782 01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:28,932 Oh. You look good.Thanks. 1783 01:16:28,975 --> 01:16:30,673 You sure you haven't been working out? 1784 01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:32,500 I'm positive. 1785 01:16:32,544 --> 01:16:34,415 Can't call you "scrawny Lonnie" no more, 1786 01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:36,069 can I? [LAUGHS] 1787 01:16:38,942 --> 01:16:40,813 You keep Mikey out of trouble now, you hear? 1788 01:16:40,857 --> 01:16:42,467 I'll try. 1789 01:16:42,510 --> 01:16:44,425 Okay, I know you will. 1790 01:16:46,384 --> 01:16:47,428 Good seeing you. 1791 01:16:47,472 --> 01:16:48,778 Good seeing you. Take care. 1792 01:16:52,695 --> 01:16:53,696 MIKEY: There's a lot of rides, 1793 01:16:53,739 --> 01:16:55,698 we could do the roller-coaster. 1794 01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:57,047 STRAWBERRY: Am I tall enough? 1795 01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:59,179 I think it's, like, 48 inches or whatever. 1796 01:16:59,223 --> 01:17:01,007 I'll give you 48 inches or whatever. 1797 01:17:01,051 --> 01:17:02,226 [STRAWBERRY LAUGHS] 1798 01:17:02,269 --> 01:17:04,097 I'm sorry. That was too easy. 1799 01:17:04,141 --> 01:17:05,359 But I got you. It's like, 1800 01:17:05,403 --> 01:17:07,013 if you're scared, just grab onto me, you know. 1801 01:17:07,057 --> 01:17:08,972 I'll hold your hand. 1802 01:17:09,015 --> 01:17:10,800 [METAL RATTLING]So, after this, 1803 01:17:10,843 --> 01:17:13,411 are you gonna fuck me under the boardwalk? 1804 01:17:13,454 --> 01:17:15,805 You're such a little exhibitionist, you know that? 1805 01:17:15,848 --> 01:17:17,067 Look who's talking. 1806 01:17:17,807 --> 01:17:19,243 Wait, what do you mean? 1807 01:17:19,939 --> 01:17:21,854 You know what I mean. 1808 01:17:21,898 --> 01:17:24,335 Mr. Saber. [LAUGHS] 1809 01:17:24,378 --> 01:17:26,380 [SCREAMING] 1810 01:17:28,731 --> 01:17:30,297 [METAL RATTLING] 1811 01:17:30,341 --> 01:17:31,864 [SCREAMING AND LAUGHING] 1812 01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:35,607 [RIDERS SCREAMING] 1813 01:17:37,565 --> 01:17:39,002 Oh, my God! 1814 01:17:40,481 --> 01:17:42,440 Mikey! 1815 01:17:42,483 --> 01:17:44,268 The second I broke up with Nash, 1816 01:17:45,008 --> 01:17:46,096 my Facebook blew up 1817 01:17:46,139 --> 01:17:47,967 with everyone and their fucking grandma 1818 01:17:48,011 --> 01:17:49,490 sending me links to your videos. 1819 01:17:50,753 --> 01:17:51,928 [MIKEY SIGHS] 1820 01:17:51,971 --> 01:17:53,712 And you're cool with it? 1821 01:17:53,756 --> 01:17:55,932 Would I be here if I gave a shit? 1822 01:17:55,975 --> 01:17:57,542 I actually think it's kinda dope. 1823 01:17:58,021 --> 01:17:59,022 MIKEY: Hmm. 1824 01:18:00,545 --> 01:18:02,765 I think it's cool you just said, 1825 01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:04,636 "Fuck it, I'm gonna get paid 1826 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,420 "for doing the thing I love most." 1827 01:18:06,464 --> 01:18:08,727 And as long as you're not hurtin' anybody, 1828 01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:10,729 you do you, man. 1829 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,426 But if you give me something, 1830 01:18:12,470 --> 01:18:14,124 I swear to fuckin' God... [CHUCKLES] 1831 01:18:14,167 --> 01:18:15,473 Us porn folk 1832 01:18:15,516 --> 01:18:17,518 are the most tested people on the whole planet. 1833 01:18:17,562 --> 01:18:18,824 I mean, think about it, 1834 01:18:18,868 --> 01:18:20,826 we got to get tested to work, you know? 1835 01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:22,219 Maybe I gave you somethin'? 1836 01:18:22,262 --> 01:18:24,395 Oh, don't even kid! 1837 01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:29,879 I posted a nude online once. [CHUCKLES] 1838 01:18:29,922 --> 01:18:32,664 I can never tell if you're joking or if you're serious. 1839 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:34,927 My friends and I were messing around 1840 01:18:34,971 --> 01:18:38,061 on that subreddit, Gone Wild. 1841 01:18:38,104 --> 01:18:40,411 We were just trying to see how much attention we could get. 1842 01:18:40,454 --> 01:18:41,760 We weren't even naked, we had, 1843 01:18:41,804 --> 01:18:43,414 like, our stuffed animals like that, you know? 1844 01:18:44,415 --> 01:18:46,156 But this old guy in Ohio 1845 01:18:46,199 --> 01:18:48,332 propositioned us to sell a nude pic. 1846 01:18:48,375 --> 01:18:51,509 And I did, and he Venmo'd me 60 bucks. 1847 01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:53,337 Sixty bucks?Mm-hmm. 1848 01:18:53,380 --> 01:18:55,208 You're a bad, bad girl. 1849 01:18:55,252 --> 01:18:56,427 But 60 bucks ain't shit. 1850 01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:58,864 You should get at least double that. 1851 01:18:58,908 --> 01:19:01,301 So were you planning on ever telling me? 1852 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,868 Yeah. 1853 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,914 It's not something you drop on a civilian. 1854 01:19:04,957 --> 01:19:06,350 [LAUGHS] 1855 01:19:06,393 --> 01:19:08,526 A civilian? Is that what I am? 1856 01:19:09,788 --> 01:19:10,746 Yeah. 1857 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,965 But you don't have to be. 1858 01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:15,794 For reals? 1859 01:19:15,838 --> 01:19:19,363 [SUCKS TEETH] Look, I'm gonna be straight with you. 1860 01:19:19,406 --> 01:19:22,192 I've been in the business almost 20 years, 1861 01:19:22,235 --> 01:19:26,283 and nobody, nobody comes close to you. 1862 01:19:27,937 --> 01:19:30,461 Straight up, you could be a huge star, I'm just saying. 1863 01:19:31,854 --> 01:19:33,856 You're funny. [LAUGHS]Mm-hmm. 1864 01:19:35,466 --> 01:19:36,946 Look, 1865 01:19:36,989 --> 01:19:39,731 I'm already about to have a very awkward senior year. 1866 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,298 MIKEY: Mm. 1867 01:19:41,341 --> 01:19:43,300 I'm not about to have a very awkward rest of my life. 1868 01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:44,344 Ah. 1869 01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:05,235 LEXI: ...but the second time 1870 01:20:05,278 --> 01:20:06,671 I fell out of the tree, remember? 1871 01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:08,934 I fell straight down on the ground and broke my arm, 1872 01:20:08,978 --> 01:20:10,718 so I had a leg broken and an arm broken. 1873 01:20:10,762 --> 01:20:13,069 And then Mom had to wheel me around in the shoppin' cart 1874 01:20:13,112 --> 01:20:14,157 for, like, a month... 1875 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,245 LIL: And you loved that. 1876 01:20:15,288 --> 01:20:16,594 LEXI: It was so embarrassing. 1877 01:20:16,637 --> 01:20:18,291 Aw.MIKEY: Hey! 1878 01:20:18,335 --> 01:20:19,640 [TV PLAYING] 1879 01:20:19,684 --> 01:20:21,512 Hey, Mikey.MIKEY: Hmm. 1880 01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,600 How you doing? 1881 01:20:22,643 --> 01:20:25,342 I'm good. What you doin' here? 1882 01:20:25,385 --> 01:20:26,430 Just catchin' up 1883 01:20:26,473 --> 01:20:28,040 with Lil and Lexi.MIKEY: Mm-hmm. 1884 01:20:28,084 --> 01:20:29,650 Catching up on some old stuff. 1885 01:20:29,694 --> 01:20:31,304 Mm-hmm.Shootin' the breeze. 1886 01:20:31,348 --> 01:20:32,523 Sounds like it.LEONDRIA: Yeah. 1887 01:20:32,566 --> 01:20:33,785 You should let me know next time, 1888 01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:37,006 I'll make some steaks. Hang out with you guys. 1889 01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:38,485 LEONDRIA: Sounds great.Yeah. 1890 01:20:38,529 --> 01:20:40,444 LEONDRIA: Sounds like a plan.Mm-hmm. 1891 01:20:40,487 --> 01:20:42,141 LEONDRIA: Ladies, I'mma get up outta here. 1892 01:20:42,185 --> 01:20:43,621 It's getting late.LEXI: Oh, no. Already? 1893 01:20:43,664 --> 01:20:45,144 LEONDRIA: But your hospitality was good, 1894 01:20:45,188 --> 01:20:47,581 the conversation was boss.LEXI: Aw. 1895 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:49,540 Okay, girls...So good to see you. 1896 01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:50,671 Absolutely. 1897 01:20:50,715 --> 01:20:52,108 So good to see you again, Lele. 1898 01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:53,370 You, too, my baby.Please come back. 1899 01:20:53,413 --> 01:20:55,546 I will. I will.Don't be a stranger. 1900 01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:56,634 You take care of yourself, baby girl. 1901 01:20:56,677 --> 01:20:57,853 You, too.All right? 1902 01:20:57,896 --> 01:20:58,897 Be safe out there. 1903 01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:00,768 Mikey, I'm sure I'll see you soon. 1904 01:21:00,812 --> 01:21:01,944 Yeah, you will. 1905 01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:03,206 LEXI: Thanks, Lele.LEONDRIA: Good night. 1906 01:21:03,249 --> 01:21:04,990 LEXI: Good night.LIL: God bless you. 1907 01:21:11,823 --> 01:21:13,172 [SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]MIKEY: Did it come through? 1908 01:21:13,216 --> 01:21:15,000 MAN: [ON PHONE]: Yeah. Bullshit. 1909 01:21:15,044 --> 01:21:18,134 You see her? She's fuckin' smokin', right? 1910 01:21:18,177 --> 01:21:20,266 You're not gonna believe this, dude. 1911 01:21:20,310 --> 01:21:22,747 Her name is Strawberry.MAN: What? 1912 01:21:22,790 --> 01:21:23,835 Fucking Strawberry. 1913 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,010 You can't make this shit up, man. 1914 01:21:25,054 --> 01:21:26,229 Strawberry?Yeah. No, I... 1915 01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:28,405 Has there even been a Strawberry before? 1916 01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:31,234 [GRUNTS] She's my way back in, man, I'm tellin' you. 1917 01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:34,759 This is like a Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey-level find here. 1918 01:21:34,802 --> 01:21:37,109 Aw, fuck, I'm blessed, I'm so fucking blessed. 1919 01:21:37,153 --> 01:21:39,590 [PUFFING] See, this is my talent, 1920 01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:41,461 I could be a badass scout. 1921 01:21:41,505 --> 01:21:44,334 I got my finger on the pulse of the next generation, baby. 1922 01:21:44,377 --> 01:21:45,901 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 1923 01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:47,076 LONNIE: How do you know she's gonna be down for this, man? 1924 01:21:47,119 --> 01:21:50,035 Oh, she's down, trust me, she's down. 1925 01:21:50,079 --> 01:21:53,299 Plus, she sucks on my fingers while I'm fucking her, bro. 1926 01:21:53,343 --> 01:21:54,561 Oh, yeah? That's cool. 1927 01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:56,955 Yeah, it's cool. You know what that means? 1928 01:21:56,999 --> 01:21:58,043 She likes fingers? 1929 01:21:58,087 --> 01:21:59,827 [LAUGHS] You're so cute. 1930 01:21:59,871 --> 01:22:01,090 [GRUNTS] 1931 01:22:01,133 --> 01:22:03,048 Means she likes having a dick in her mouth 1932 01:22:03,092 --> 01:22:05,790 while getting fucked. It's a telltale sign, bro. 1933 01:22:05,833 --> 01:22:07,313 Oh, yeah?Yeah. 1934 01:22:07,357 --> 01:22:08,967 Any time a girl puts something in her mouth while fucking, 1935 01:22:09,011 --> 01:22:10,751 either they're familiar with that scenario 1936 01:22:10,795 --> 01:22:12,710 or they're intrigued by that scenario. 1937 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,581 Think about it, man, it's just logic. 1938 01:22:14,625 --> 01:22:16,061 I never thought about it that way. 1939 01:22:16,105 --> 01:22:18,107 Yeah, man, no, that's what Lexi did. 1940 01:22:18,150 --> 01:22:19,673 You know, when we first started dating, 1941 01:22:19,717 --> 01:22:21,849 Lexi would suck on my fingers while I was fucking her. 1942 01:22:21,893 --> 01:22:23,416 That's what schooled me to the knowledge 1943 01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:24,504 that she'd slept with 1944 01:22:24,548 --> 01:22:26,028 more than one dude at a time before. 1945 01:22:26,071 --> 01:22:27,812 So when I proposed a threesome, she was in. 1946 01:22:27,855 --> 01:22:29,857 She didn't fight it, she fucking loved it. 1947 01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:30,946 Huh.Yeah. 1948 01:22:32,121 --> 01:22:33,339 [MIKEY GRUNTING] 1949 01:22:33,383 --> 01:22:34,688 Well, what do you think 1950 01:22:34,732 --> 01:22:36,864 Lexi is gonna think about all of this, though? 1951 01:22:36,908 --> 01:22:39,955 Dude, Lexi is the bane of my fucking existence, man. 1952 01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:42,392 Everything that has gone wrong in my life the last 15 years 1953 01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:44,350 pretty much stems back to her. 1954 01:22:44,394 --> 01:22:45,656 [GRUNTS] 1955 01:22:45,699 --> 01:22:47,832 I've forgiven her over and over again. 1956 01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:49,834 I've overlooked so much shit in the name of forgiveness, 1957 01:22:49,877 --> 01:22:51,618 but it doesn't matter, she always fucks me... 1958 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:54,099 Hey, how you doin', sir? 1959 01:22:59,191 --> 01:23:01,324 Go look up the Lexi Lane, Ashley Blue gangbang. 1960 01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:02,586 At the end, I'm fucking Ashley, 1961 01:23:02,629 --> 01:23:04,153 so I wasn't paying attention. 1962 01:23:04,196 --> 01:23:06,894 Lexi starts badmouthing me to the male talent on camera. 1963 01:23:06,938 --> 01:23:07,983 Saying that I'm limp dick and shit, 1964 01:23:08,026 --> 01:23:09,027 and that's a total fucking lie. 1965 01:23:09,071 --> 01:23:10,376 Of course I can get it up, right? 1966 01:23:10,420 --> 01:23:12,335 I didn't know this until the fucking DVD came out. 1967 01:23:12,378 --> 01:23:13,858 I wanted to knock that bitch out. 1968 01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:15,773 Anyway, don't say shit. That stays between us. 1969 01:23:15,816 --> 01:23:17,514 I got you, brother.You got the next set. 1970 01:23:17,993 --> 01:23:19,255 [HUFFING] 1971 01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:20,473 [COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 1972 01:23:20,517 --> 01:23:22,258 Appreciate you.Thank you. 1973 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,392 So... I joined your Pornhub page. 1974 01:23:27,611 --> 01:23:29,265 You watching my scenes? 1975 01:23:29,308 --> 01:23:30,614 Checked out a few. 1976 01:23:30,657 --> 01:23:33,138 I watched the one you won Best Oral for. 1977 01:23:33,182 --> 01:23:36,054 Yeah?Yeah. 1978 01:23:36,098 --> 01:23:38,404 Not that it's not hot watchin' you, but, like... 1979 01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:40,493 Yeah? 1980 01:23:40,537 --> 01:23:44,280 So the girl, plus all the guys she's blowin'... 1981 01:23:47,065 --> 01:23:48,719 Hello, Mr. Mikey. 1982 01:23:48,762 --> 01:23:50,634 Hey, Ms. Phan. 1983 01:23:50,677 --> 01:23:52,984 Uh, I swept outside and watered the plants for you. 1984 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:54,029 Great. 1985 01:23:57,162 --> 01:24:01,036 So the girl, plus all the guys she's blowin', win the award? 1986 01:24:01,079 --> 01:24:02,080 Right. 1987 01:24:02,124 --> 01:24:03,864 But we all share it, the award. 1988 01:24:03,908 --> 01:24:05,823 Okay. But, like, 1989 01:24:05,866 --> 01:24:07,955 she's on her knees blowing a line of guys, 1990 01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:09,218 it's like her scene. 1991 01:24:09,261 --> 01:24:11,089 Why are you winning an award for it? 1992 01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:13,135 Okay, well, that's up for discussion. 1993 01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:16,094 Anyway, you shouldn't be watching that stuff. 1994 01:24:16,138 --> 01:24:18,053 You know, just pretend it doesn't exist. 1995 01:24:18,096 --> 01:24:19,663 Don't watch that stuff, it's not good. 1996 01:24:20,403 --> 01:24:21,752 I'm sorry. 1997 01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:23,667 Did I hurt your feelings?No. It's okay. 1998 01:24:25,147 --> 01:24:26,452 Sorry, I should have asked 1999 01:24:26,496 --> 01:24:28,063 if it was okay if I watched. 2000 01:24:28,106 --> 01:24:29,499 MIKEY: Hmm.[DOOR OPENS] 2001 01:24:31,631 --> 01:24:33,198 MIKEY: Well, if you do want to watch one, 2002 01:24:33,242 --> 01:24:35,766 check out The Fast and the Furious parody I did. 2003 01:24:35,809 --> 01:24:37,550 STRAWBERRY: Are you serious?MIKEY: Hell yeah. 2004 01:24:37,594 --> 01:24:40,553 Fast and the Fury-ass. [LAUGHS] 2005 01:24:40,597 --> 01:24:41,728 Yeah.STRAWBERRY: I love it. 2006 01:24:41,772 --> 01:24:43,165 MIKEY: Clever, right? 2007 01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:45,819 I play Brian O'Conner, that's Paul Walker's character. 2008 01:24:45,863 --> 01:24:47,908 Man, my acting was next level. Seriously. 2009 01:24:47,952 --> 01:24:50,476 I mean, my scenes were miles above the other scenes. 2010 01:24:50,520 --> 01:24:51,912 To this day, people will tweet me and be like, 2011 01:24:51,956 --> 01:24:53,827 "Oh, you were the perfect O'Conner." 2012 01:24:53,871 --> 01:24:56,265 I was actually even nominated for that role. 2013 01:24:56,308 --> 01:24:59,006 Best Supporting Actor in a Parody. 2014 01:24:59,050 --> 01:25:01,618 But I didn't win. It was the big snub of the night. 2015 01:25:01,661 --> 01:25:04,229 There was boos and everything. It was crazy. 2016 01:25:04,273 --> 01:25:07,319 And then Paul Walker goes and gets himself killed, 2017 01:25:07,363 --> 01:25:08,712 which is such a bummer 2018 01:25:08,755 --> 01:25:11,410 because then I'm fucked out of the sequels. 2019 01:25:11,454 --> 01:25:12,803 That sucks.Yeah. 2020 01:25:13,717 --> 01:25:14,761 So... 2021 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:18,722 You want to come over this weekend? 2022 01:25:20,202 --> 01:25:21,725 Come over? What, to your place? 2023 01:25:21,768 --> 01:25:23,857 Yeah. We can spend Saturday night there. 2024 01:25:23,901 --> 01:25:25,163 Uh... Nah, nah, I'm not into 2025 01:25:25,207 --> 01:25:27,122 the whole meet-the-parents thing. 2026 01:25:27,165 --> 01:25:28,906 You think I'd introduce you to my mom? 2027 01:25:28,949 --> 01:25:31,517 Are you fucking kidding me? No. God, no! No. 2028 01:25:31,561 --> 01:25:34,390 She'll be out of town. She got a new boyfriend, 2029 01:25:34,433 --> 01:25:36,914 and they're going to Houston to fuck themselves silly. 2030 01:25:36,957 --> 01:25:39,264 So, we got the place to our own, 2031 01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:41,092 to fuck ourselves even sillier. 2032 01:25:42,354 --> 01:25:43,355 MIKEY: Ah! 2033 01:25:45,575 --> 01:25:46,880 [TV PLAYING] 2034 01:25:47,403 --> 01:25:48,621 Mikey?Yeah? 2035 01:25:50,145 --> 01:25:52,147 You haven't even asked about Eric once. 2036 01:25:54,540 --> 01:25:56,673 You got my Facebook message when it happened. 2037 01:25:56,716 --> 01:25:57,804 We chatted. 2038 01:25:57,848 --> 01:25:59,502 [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV] 2039 01:26:02,679 --> 01:26:04,985 My heart goes out to you. It was a terrible thing. 2040 01:26:11,078 --> 01:26:12,515 So... 2041 01:26:12,558 --> 01:26:15,213 Any word on you getting custody or whatever? 2042 01:26:17,824 --> 01:26:18,825 Yeah. 2043 01:26:19,739 --> 01:26:21,176 Well, I was thinking... 2044 01:26:22,394 --> 01:26:24,614 I have a meetin' with CPS next week. 2045 01:26:24,657 --> 01:26:27,921 And I was thinking you could come with me 2046 01:26:27,965 --> 01:26:30,663 and we could tell the case worker... 2047 01:26:30,707 --> 01:26:32,012 Her name is Mary-Anne, 2048 01:26:32,056 --> 01:26:34,754 she's real nice and she's trying to help me out. 2049 01:26:34,798 --> 01:26:38,062 And we can tell her about how things are going well here 2050 01:26:38,105 --> 01:26:39,106 and, you know... 2051 01:26:40,325 --> 01:26:42,632 Like you and me, and all... 2052 01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:45,374 [SPUTTERS, RUBS HANDS] 2053 01:26:45,417 --> 01:26:46,679 'Cause, I mean, 2054 01:26:46,723 --> 01:26:49,291 if things are going well with you and me and all, 2055 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,988 and I can get a clean test... 2056 01:26:51,031 --> 01:26:52,207 And that's gonna happen? 2057 01:26:53,208 --> 01:26:54,731 No wonder they took him, 2058 01:26:54,774 --> 01:26:56,254 you're right back to where you were in '08 all over again. 2059 01:26:57,342 --> 01:26:58,474 [SIGHS] 2060 01:26:58,517 --> 01:27:00,127 Where's his dad in all this shit anyway? 2061 01:27:00,171 --> 01:27:02,391 Why doesn't he step the fuck up? Seriously. 2062 01:27:05,437 --> 01:27:07,396 Or better yet, why doesn't Leondria go with you, 2063 01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:09,746 being that she's so concerned with our fucking business. 2064 01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:13,315 You know what, fuck this place. 2065 01:27:13,358 --> 01:27:15,230 I'm going to go watch TV with your mom. 2066 01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,103 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 2067 01:27:47,349 --> 01:27:49,220 STRAWBERRY: Don't judge, okay? 2068 01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:50,917 MIKEY: Why would I do that? 2069 01:27:50,961 --> 01:27:53,268 You're talking to a boy who grew up in Texas City, 2070 01:27:53,311 --> 01:27:55,139 so I'm not going to judge anything. 2071 01:27:55,182 --> 01:27:57,576 This is it?STRAWBERRY: Yeah. 2072 01:27:57,620 --> 01:28:00,623 MIKEY: Oh. Uh, I take it back, this place is a shithole. 2073 01:28:00,666 --> 01:28:01,972 Can you take me home, please? 2074 01:28:02,015 --> 01:28:03,190 [STRAWBERRY LAUGHS] 2075 01:28:05,584 --> 01:28:06,890 All right, ta-da. 2076 01:28:06,933 --> 01:28:08,979 Wow. Luxurious.Yeah. 2077 01:28:09,022 --> 01:28:10,502 Can't smoke in here, by the way, 2078 01:28:10,546 --> 01:28:12,461 my mom's trying to quit.That's okay. 2079 01:28:15,072 --> 01:28:16,682 Is this you?Yeah. 2080 01:28:16,726 --> 01:28:18,336 That's the first selfie I ever took. 2081 01:28:18,380 --> 01:28:20,207 Mm.Vintage. 2082 01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:21,731 You want a Coke?Yes. 2083 01:28:23,167 --> 01:28:24,995 And that's your mom? 2084 01:28:25,038 --> 01:28:28,390 Yep. And that's my grandma, and that's me. 2085 01:28:28,433 --> 01:28:30,609 And that's me. And that's me. 2086 01:28:30,653 --> 01:28:31,697 Cute. 2087 01:28:31,741 --> 01:28:32,785 What's back here? 2088 01:28:32,829 --> 01:28:34,004 Ah, that's my mom's room.Oh. 2089 01:28:34,047 --> 01:28:35,266 I am right here. 2090 01:28:40,097 --> 01:28:42,055 Wow. Wow. 2091 01:28:42,795 --> 01:28:43,796 Pink. 2092 01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:45,885 Pink. 2093 01:28:45,929 --> 01:28:47,365 It's supposed to make you happy or something. 2094 01:28:47,409 --> 01:28:48,410 Yeah. 2095 01:28:49,628 --> 01:28:50,890 Wow. 2096 01:28:50,934 --> 01:28:52,718 [BIRDSONG] 2097 01:28:57,157 --> 01:28:59,377 So, tell your mom I'm moving in. 2098 01:28:59,421 --> 01:29:00,987 [STRAWBERRY LAUGHS] 2099 01:29:01,031 --> 01:29:03,250 [WAVES CRASHING][SEAGULLS CALLING] 2100 01:29:04,426 --> 01:29:06,036 You feel the sunshine? 2101 01:29:09,169 --> 01:29:10,649 MIKEY: By the way, what sign are you? 2102 01:29:12,738 --> 01:29:14,305 STRAWBERRY: Why? 2103 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:17,395 MIKEY: Uh... I mean, I don't even believe in astrology, 2104 01:29:17,439 --> 01:29:18,614 but I'm just asking. 2105 01:29:20,224 --> 01:29:21,443 STRAWBERRY: A bad sign. 2106 01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:22,879 [BOTH LAUGH] 2107 01:29:22,922 --> 01:29:24,620 I don't believe in that shit, either. 2108 01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:25,664 MIKEY: Yeah. 2109 01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:34,847 You know, before this place was about black gold, 2110 01:29:34,891 --> 01:29:36,196 it was about black ivory. 2111 01:29:36,893 --> 01:29:38,416 Oh, yeah?Yeah. 2112 01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:40,418 I don't understand. 2113 01:29:40,462 --> 01:29:42,420 Slave trade, silly.Oh. 2114 01:29:42,464 --> 01:29:44,117 Slaves were sold here. 2115 01:29:44,161 --> 01:29:47,730 Some, like, famous French pirate ran the show. 2116 01:29:47,773 --> 01:29:50,341 A French pirate? I bet he had really good style. 2117 01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,343 [LAUGHS]I bet he dressed good. 2118 01:29:52,387 --> 01:29:55,041 When I was little, my mama would take me out here 2119 01:29:55,085 --> 01:29:56,956 and we'd go hunting for pirate booty. 2120 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,044 Ooh.[LAUGHING] 2121 01:29:58,088 --> 01:29:59,742 I love pirate booty.STRAWBERRY: Ooh. 2122 01:29:59,785 --> 01:30:01,657 Tell me more.[BOTH CHUCKLE] 2123 01:30:02,222 --> 01:30:03,963 [GRUNTS] 2124 01:30:04,007 --> 01:30:06,226 I'm coming to get ya.[GASPS] 2125 01:30:07,489 --> 01:30:09,229 [MOANING]MIKEY: Fuck! 2126 01:30:10,622 --> 01:30:12,319 [FOOD SIZZLING] 2127 01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:15,497 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2128 01:30:21,633 --> 01:30:24,984 This is prime Texas beef right here. 2129 01:30:25,028 --> 01:30:28,161 This might be the one thing this place has above LA. 2130 01:30:28,205 --> 01:30:30,294 Besides you, of course.[GIGGLES] 2131 01:30:30,337 --> 01:30:33,950 You're like an extraterrestrial around here. 2132 01:30:33,993 --> 01:30:37,214 When I look at you, I don't think Gulf Coast, 2133 01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:39,477 you know... Well, besides the sexy drawl. 2134 01:30:39,521 --> 01:30:41,348 You jerk. It's not that bad. 2135 01:30:41,392 --> 01:30:42,654 It's pretty bad.[CHUCKLES] 2136 01:30:42,698 --> 01:30:44,090 Stop makin' fun of me. 2137 01:30:44,134 --> 01:30:46,702 I'm not. I had one, but I lost it, 2138 01:30:46,745 --> 01:30:50,053 after living in LA for a while, you lose it. 2139 01:30:50,096 --> 01:30:52,490 I remember being at work when I first got there, 2140 01:30:52,534 --> 01:30:54,057 these guys made fun of me 'cause I was like, 2141 01:30:54,100 --> 01:30:55,537 [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] "Hi, I'm Mikey." 2142 01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:57,756 And they all said, "You sound like a dumb hick." 2143 01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,497 So, yeah, just lost it. 2144 01:31:00,585 --> 01:31:02,021 Well, 2145 01:31:02,065 --> 01:31:03,719 another year or so and I'm out of here. 2146 01:31:04,894 --> 01:31:08,463 Why wait?I told you. Moolah. 2147 01:31:08,506 --> 01:31:10,421 I didn't have any money when I left. 2148 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:14,294 I have no friends. No connections. 2149 01:31:14,338 --> 01:31:17,428 I'll be your friend. I'll be your connection. 2150 01:31:17,472 --> 01:31:18,821 Don't fuck with me. 2151 01:31:19,343 --> 01:31:20,475 I'm not. 2152 01:31:24,174 --> 01:31:26,481 [SOFT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER] 2153 01:31:36,447 --> 01:31:38,493 [STRAWBERRY MOANS] 2154 01:31:38,536 --> 01:31:40,582 STRAWBERRY: This is nice.Mm-hmm. 2155 01:31:41,626 --> 01:31:44,194 Hold up. [GRUNTS] I got an idea. 2156 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:49,808 Whoa, what are you doing? 2157 01:31:49,852 --> 01:31:53,246 Let's shoot a scene, for us. Just for us. 2158 01:31:54,204 --> 01:31:55,553 [STRAWBERRY SIGHS] 2159 01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:58,121 All right, but if we do that, we're using my phone. 2160 01:31:59,078 --> 01:32:00,384 Why, you don't trust me? 2161 01:32:00,427 --> 01:32:03,082 Well, you could lose your phone, motherfucker. 2162 01:32:03,126 --> 01:32:05,215 You could lose your phone, motherfucker. 2163 01:32:05,258 --> 01:32:08,261 Well, then it would be on me.Mm, true dat. 2164 01:32:10,002 --> 01:32:11,482 [LAUGHING]Look at that, look at that. 2165 01:32:11,526 --> 01:32:13,789 You see that, you see how good you look? 2166 01:32:13,832 --> 01:32:15,225 [STRAWBERRY MOANING] 2167 01:32:15,268 --> 01:32:18,010 You film here, take it. Take it. 2168 01:32:18,054 --> 01:32:19,838 [CHUCKLES]MIKEY: Mm-hmm. 2169 01:32:19,882 --> 01:32:21,405 [MOANS, CHUCKLES]MIKEY: Yeah. 2170 01:32:21,448 --> 01:32:23,799 [STRAWBERRY MOANING OVER PHONE SPEAKER] 2171 01:32:25,931 --> 01:32:28,281 That's so hot.I know. 2172 01:32:28,325 --> 01:32:30,109 You're telling me. 2173 01:32:30,153 --> 01:32:31,981 Look at that, look at that, 2174 01:32:32,024 --> 01:32:34,157 you know how to play to the camera and everything. 2175 01:32:35,767 --> 01:32:38,596 You see how you make sure your face is always seen 2176 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,032 and you're aware of the camera? 2177 01:32:41,294 --> 01:32:43,819 That's skill right there. That's crazy. 2178 01:32:45,037 --> 01:32:47,213 If this doesn't show you that you can be a star, 2179 01:32:47,257 --> 01:32:49,215 I don't know what will. 2180 01:32:49,259 --> 01:32:51,435 You really think so?I know so. 2181 01:32:52,088 --> 01:32:53,524 STRAWBERRY: Hmm. 2182 01:32:53,568 --> 01:32:55,744 I'm not into that swinger stuff though. 2183 01:32:57,006 --> 01:32:58,616 Swinger stuff?Yeah. 2184 01:32:58,660 --> 01:33:00,487 I like fucking you, 2185 01:33:00,531 --> 01:33:02,315 and I don't want to fuck anybody else. 2186 01:33:02,359 --> 01:33:05,449 And I don't want to think about you fucking other girls. 2187 01:33:05,492 --> 01:33:06,624 [MIKEY CHUCKLES] 2188 01:33:06,668 --> 01:33:08,626 It'll be just us. 2189 01:33:08,670 --> 01:33:10,933 It's called "couple scenes." 2190 01:33:10,976 --> 01:33:13,326 It'll be exclusive, just me and you. 2191 01:33:13,370 --> 01:33:15,938 Getting paid to do what we just did. 2192 01:33:15,981 --> 01:33:17,809 Shit, you would have made $2,000 2193 01:33:17,853 --> 01:33:20,116 for that video right there.Mm. 2194 01:33:20,159 --> 01:33:22,161 How many times did you come?Three times. 2195 01:33:22,205 --> 01:33:25,425 You would have been paid two grand to come three times. 2196 01:33:25,469 --> 01:33:26,513 I'm not that good at math, 2197 01:33:26,557 --> 01:33:28,037 but that's a really good deal. 2198 01:33:29,995 --> 01:33:32,171 I have to sleep on it, 2199 01:33:32,215 --> 01:33:34,565 but it's not like I don't already have the porn star name. 2200 01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:36,349 Right?[BOTH CHUCKLE] 2201 01:33:39,483 --> 01:33:40,484 You play? 2202 01:33:41,093 --> 01:33:42,660 No, I eat off of it. 2203 01:33:42,704 --> 01:33:44,096 You're such a smart-ass.[CHUCKLES] Yeah. 2204 01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:46,403 Yeah, since I was six. 2205 01:33:48,405 --> 01:33:49,928 You going to play me something? 2206 01:33:49,972 --> 01:33:52,278 Gonna make me? [CHUCKLES]Mm-hmm. Hmm. 2207 01:33:52,322 --> 01:33:53,410 Okay. 2208 01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:04,116 [PLAYS KEYBOARD] 2209 01:34:04,160 --> 01:34:07,206 ♪ I'm doing this tonight 2210 01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:10,166 ♪ You're probably Gonna start a fight 2211 01:34:10,209 --> 01:34:13,691 ♪ I know this can't be right 2212 01:34:13,735 --> 01:34:16,651 ♪ Hey, baby, come on 2213 01:34:16,694 --> 01:34:19,654 ♪ I loved you endlessly 2214 01:34:19,697 --> 01:34:22,482 ♪ When you weren't There for me 2215 01:34:22,526 --> 01:34:28,663 ♪ So now it's time to leave And make it alone 2216 01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:32,318 ♪ And I know That I can't take no more 2217 01:34:32,362 --> 01:34:34,581 ♪ It ain't no lie 2218 01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:37,672 ♪ I wanna see you Out that door 2219 01:34:37,715 --> 01:34:39,935 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 2220 01:34:39,978 --> 01:34:41,937 ♪ Don't really want To make it tough 2221 01:34:41,980 --> 01:34:45,331 ♪ I just want to tell you That I've had enough 2222 01:34:45,375 --> 01:34:48,726 ♪ It might sound crazy But it ain't no lie 2223 01:34:48,770 --> 01:34:50,728 ♪ Baby, bye, bye... 2224 01:34:50,772 --> 01:34:52,904 ♪ I don't know The ending yet... 2225 01:34:52,948 --> 01:34:54,253 ♪ Bye [CHUCKLES] 2226 01:34:54,297 --> 01:34:55,994 [PLAYING END NOTES] 2227 01:34:57,561 --> 01:34:59,694 [SLURPING][INDISTINCT TV CHATTER] 2228 01:35:17,450 --> 01:35:19,452 [TV CHATTER CONTINUES] 2229 01:35:20,932 --> 01:35:22,629 [TAP RUNNING] 2230 01:35:33,684 --> 01:35:34,685 LEXI: So... 2231 01:35:35,991 --> 01:35:37,209 Where were you? 2232 01:35:40,169 --> 01:35:42,824 I texted you. I was gone for the weekend. 2233 01:35:44,564 --> 01:35:46,566 [CHUCKLES DRYLY] I know. 2234 01:35:51,180 --> 01:35:52,964 That's not my question.[DISHES CLATTER] 2235 01:35:54,487 --> 01:35:55,619 Where were you? 2236 01:35:58,491 --> 01:35:59,928 You serious right now? 2237 01:35:59,971 --> 01:36:01,581 Yeah, I'm fuckin' serious. 2238 01:36:02,844 --> 01:36:04,106 I was in this cute little town 2239 01:36:04,149 --> 01:36:05,716 called none of your fuckin' business Texas. 2240 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:07,544 How about that's where I was. 2241 01:36:07,587 --> 01:36:08,893 Oh, were ya?Yeah. 2242 01:36:09,851 --> 01:36:11,113 That sounds like a lot of fun. 2243 01:36:11,156 --> 01:36:12,549 I hope you had a good fuckin' time! 2244 01:36:14,986 --> 01:36:17,336 What the fuck was that, huh? Huh? Huh? 2245 01:36:17,380 --> 01:36:18,424 Get your fuckin' hands off me! 2246 01:36:18,468 --> 01:36:20,296 Hey, Lil, come get your daughter! 2247 01:36:20,339 --> 01:36:22,428 Huh?Mikey, go fuck yourself! 2248 01:36:22,472 --> 01:36:24,691 Okay. Look! Look! Look! Look! 2249 01:36:24,735 --> 01:36:26,084 [BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY] 2250 01:36:26,128 --> 01:36:27,912 I was makin' us money, okay? 2251 01:36:27,956 --> 01:36:31,046 I had to go down to Corpus Christi to pick up some shit. 2252 01:36:31,089 --> 01:36:33,178 For us!Oh, I don't believe you! 2253 01:36:33,222 --> 01:36:34,701 You don't believe me?I don't fuckin' believe you! 2254 01:36:34,745 --> 01:36:36,051 You don't believe me? 2255 01:36:36,965 --> 01:36:38,923 [DOOR THUDS]MIKEY: Huh? 2256 01:36:38,967 --> 01:36:41,708 Four weeks ago, I had zip, huh. 2257 01:36:41,752 --> 01:36:44,146 Now I got 3K! Look at it! 2258 01:36:44,189 --> 01:36:45,495 Give me a fucking break! 2259 01:36:45,538 --> 01:36:46,931 When was the last time you had money like that 2260 01:36:46,975 --> 01:36:48,454 under your fucking roof, huh? 2261 01:36:48,498 --> 01:36:50,848 Now, if you want me to keep paying for rent and food, 2262 01:36:50,892 --> 01:36:52,284 shut the fuck up! 2263 01:36:52,328 --> 01:36:54,243 And I'm not cleaning that shit up, either! 2264 01:36:57,376 --> 01:36:58,595 [DOOR OPENS] 2265 01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:06,864 She's in, man. She's fuckin' in! 2266 01:37:06,908 --> 01:37:08,257 LONNIE: Yeah? She's in?Yeah. 2267 01:37:08,300 --> 01:37:10,650 I'm still ironing out the details, but guaranteed, 2268 01:37:10,694 --> 01:37:13,653 I'll have her shooting scenes by September, baby! 2269 01:37:13,697 --> 01:37:15,481 That's pretty impressive though, man. 2270 01:37:15,525 --> 01:37:17,875 Three weeks, you convinced a girl to do porn? 2271 01:37:17,919 --> 01:37:19,964 Like, what the fuck. [LAUGHS] 2272 01:37:20,008 --> 01:37:21,836 I couldn't convince my first girlfriend 2273 01:37:21,879 --> 01:37:24,273 to give me a blowjob for three fucking years. 2274 01:37:24,316 --> 01:37:25,796 [LAUGHING]Hey, man, 2275 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:29,626 what can I say, baby, I'm good at what I do. Ha-ha! 2276 01:37:29,669 --> 01:37:31,454 So that means you're going to be leaving? 2277 01:37:31,497 --> 01:37:33,282 Yeah, I'm leaving. 2278 01:37:33,325 --> 01:37:35,588 Well, when are you leaving? 2279 01:37:35,632 --> 01:37:37,373 Basically, I need enough to float us 2280 01:37:37,416 --> 01:37:38,983 until she starts shootin'. 2281 01:37:39,027 --> 01:37:41,377 I'm thinkin' I could have that by the end of August, easy. 2282 01:37:41,420 --> 01:37:43,640 Dude, it's going to suck for you to go. 2283 01:37:43,683 --> 01:37:45,294 I know, man, it's going to suck 2284 01:37:45,337 --> 01:37:47,252 not hanging with you, anymore, Lonnie. 2285 01:37:47,296 --> 01:37:49,254 You're my guy! But, dude, 2286 01:37:49,298 --> 01:37:50,777 I'm on top of my game right now, 2287 01:37:50,821 --> 01:37:52,823 on, like, every single possible level. 2288 01:37:52,867 --> 01:37:55,260 Physical stamina, my mind is sharp. 2289 01:37:55,304 --> 01:37:56,522 Now that I'm making money, 2290 01:37:56,566 --> 01:37:58,960 I'm taking 5-HTP for serotonin in my brain. 2291 01:37:59,003 --> 01:38:01,179 [PUFFS] Dude, with my skill and ability 2292 01:38:01,223 --> 01:38:02,615 and my eidetic memory shit, 2293 01:38:02,659 --> 01:38:04,139 there's no denying what I could do. 2294 01:38:04,182 --> 01:38:06,228 The universe is on my side, bro. 2295 01:38:06,271 --> 01:38:07,664 Yeah? 2296 01:38:07,707 --> 01:38:10,232 Saber Entertainment's first signed contract girl. 2297 01:38:10,275 --> 01:38:12,190 Strawberry! Huh? You like that? 2298 01:38:12,234 --> 01:38:13,496 I do, yeah. 2299 01:38:13,539 --> 01:38:15,498 Just Strawberry. No need for anything fancy, 2300 01:38:15,541 --> 01:38:17,195 all the biggest celebrities have one name. 2301 01:38:17,239 --> 01:38:18,718 Cher. Prince. Madonna. 2302 01:38:18,762 --> 01:38:20,895 Ooh, I'm getting a LLC for Saber Entertainment. 2303 01:38:20,938 --> 01:38:23,288 Yeah?I had a DBA for Mikey Saber, 2304 01:38:23,332 --> 01:38:25,943 but, uh, I didn't pay my annual fees, so it expired, 2305 01:38:25,987 --> 01:38:28,163 and I had a falling out with my old business partner. 2306 01:38:28,206 --> 01:38:30,339 But I do have Mike Saber trademarked. 2307 01:38:30,382 --> 01:38:31,862 That's cool.Yeah. 2308 01:38:31,906 --> 01:38:33,777 Oh, it's going to be a big announcement at AdultCon, bro. 2309 01:38:33,820 --> 01:38:35,605 Yeah?Yeah, dude. 2310 01:38:35,648 --> 01:38:36,911 You know what, this small-town life, 2311 01:38:36,954 --> 01:38:38,390 it just ain't for me, man. 2312 01:38:38,434 --> 01:38:40,827 No offense. But, like, I'm a big-city guy, you know. 2313 01:38:40,871 --> 01:38:42,829 Dude, if you want, I can hook you up with Leondria 2314 01:38:42,873 --> 01:38:44,222 so you can have my clientele. 2315 01:38:44,266 --> 01:38:45,528 Hell yeah!Yeah. 2316 01:38:45,571 --> 01:38:47,269 I just don't want you selling fuckin' flags 2317 01:38:47,312 --> 01:38:48,705 for the rest of your life, you know what I mean? 2318 01:38:48,748 --> 01:38:50,098 Oh, here's the exit right here, bro! 2319 01:38:50,141 --> 01:38:52,665 Fuck! Shit! What the fuck![TRUCK HORN BLARES] 2320 01:38:52,709 --> 01:38:54,537 Dude, we're fucked, dude, we're fucked! 2321 01:38:54,580 --> 01:38:56,017 LONNIE: I fuckin' know, man. 2322 01:38:56,060 --> 01:38:57,844 MIKEY: We're fucked! We're fucked! 2323 01:38:57,888 --> 01:38:59,107 Oh, my God, Lonnie, 2324 01:38:59,150 --> 01:39:01,370 why'd you fuckin' pull off like that, man? 2325 01:39:01,413 --> 01:39:02,458 LONNIE: I didn't do anything, man, 2326 01:39:02,501 --> 01:39:03,546 I just fuckin' took the turn 2327 01:39:03,589 --> 01:39:05,461 like you fuckin' asked me to, man! 2328 01:39:05,504 --> 01:39:07,463 MIKEY: Stop the car, man. Stop the fucking car. 2329 01:39:07,506 --> 01:39:09,682 Stop the fucking car! Stop![TIRES SQUEAL] 2330 01:39:11,423 --> 01:39:12,598 Where you going? 2331 01:39:14,252 --> 01:39:16,037 [QUIETLY] Crap! Fuck! 2332 01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:18,300 [MIKEY PANTING] 2333 01:39:18,343 --> 01:39:20,258 [ENGINE IDLING]Listen. Listen! 2334 01:39:21,085 --> 01:39:22,478 Asshole, look at me. 2335 01:39:22,521 --> 01:39:24,393 [CONTINUES PANTING] 2336 01:39:24,436 --> 01:39:25,960 I was never with you. 2337 01:39:26,003 --> 01:39:28,484 You don't know me. I don't know you. 2338 01:39:28,527 --> 01:39:30,921 This never happened. Are you listening to me? 2339 01:39:30,965 --> 01:39:32,009 What are we going to do? 2340 01:39:32,053 --> 01:39:34,707 "We"? You did this, not me! 2341 01:39:34,751 --> 01:39:36,579 Look at me, you don't know me. Say it. Say it. 2342 01:39:36,622 --> 01:39:38,015 You don't know me, say it. 2343 01:39:38,059 --> 01:39:40,409 I don't know you, man. [GASPING IN FEAR] 2344 01:39:40,452 --> 01:39:41,671 MIKEY: Fuck! 2345 01:39:42,628 --> 01:39:44,674 [LONNIE RETCHES] 2346 01:39:44,717 --> 01:39:46,154 [INDISTINCT TV CHATTER] 2347 01:39:47,198 --> 01:39:49,679 Jesus Christ! What the fuck, Mikey! 2348 01:39:49,722 --> 01:39:50,985 MIKEY: [QUIETLY] Fuck. 2349 01:39:52,073 --> 01:39:53,857 [EXHALING HEAVILY] 2350 01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:03,388 [KNOCK ON DOOR]LEXI: Mikey? 2351 01:40:03,432 --> 01:40:04,694 Yeah, no, I'm fine.LEXI: You okay? 2352 01:40:04,737 --> 01:40:05,782 Yeah, I'm okay, thanks. 2353 01:40:05,825 --> 01:40:06,913 You scared the shit out of me. 2354 01:40:06,957 --> 01:40:08,176 I know. I just don't feel good. 2355 01:40:08,219 --> 01:40:10,265 Are you sure you're okay?Yup, thank you. 2356 01:40:11,135 --> 01:40:12,528 [MUFFLED TV CHATTER] 2357 01:40:14,269 --> 01:40:15,792 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 2358 01:40:15,835 --> 01:40:17,576 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 2359 01:40:21,015 --> 01:40:22,190 NEWSCASTER: According to authorities, 2360 01:40:22,233 --> 01:40:23,887 the 22-car pileup was caused 2361 01:40:23,930 --> 01:40:26,324 by a reckless driver that fled the scene. 2362 01:40:26,368 --> 01:40:28,718 LIL: I hope they find who's responsible for this. 2363 01:40:28,761 --> 01:40:30,415 Better not be a drunk driver. 2364 01:40:30,459 --> 01:40:32,374 Oh, they will find them. 2365 01:40:33,810 --> 01:40:37,422 They'll do some kind of CSIstuff. Investigation. 2366 01:40:37,466 --> 01:40:38,728 [LIL SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] 2367 01:40:38,771 --> 01:40:40,599 Can you guys keep it down? I can't hear. 2368 01:40:40,643 --> 01:40:41,905 Oh, man.Geez, I'm sorry, 2369 01:40:41,948 --> 01:40:43,080 Mikey gives a shit about something... 2370 01:40:43,124 --> 01:40:44,429 Shut up. I can't hear the announcer. 2371 01:40:44,473 --> 01:40:46,040 LEXI: I can't hear anything 'cause you're talking! 2372 01:40:46,083 --> 01:40:46,605 Seriously, that's tragic shit, you guys are joking around. 2373 01:40:46,649 --> 01:40:48,129 Jesus Christ. 2374 01:40:48,172 --> 01:40:50,087 NEWSCASTER: Witnesses say...[CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 2375 01:40:50,131 --> 01:40:51,001 ...that the reckless driver crossed from the far left lane 2376 01:40:51,045 --> 01:40:52,089 in front of a semitruck, 2377 01:40:52,133 --> 01:40:53,656 causing the truck to jackknife, 2378 01:40:53,699 --> 01:40:55,919 resulting in a chain-reaction crash 2379 01:40:55,962 --> 01:40:58,095 that came out of nowhere. 2380 01:40:59,227 --> 01:41:00,228 Hey. 2381 01:41:01,272 --> 01:41:02,447 Hey. How you doing? 2382 01:41:04,101 --> 01:41:07,017 Yeah. Everything's good. 2383 01:41:07,061 --> 01:41:09,715 Uh... Yeah, we were just watching the news. 2384 01:41:09,759 --> 01:41:10,890 Shit's crazy, right? 2385 01:41:11,630 --> 01:41:14,111 [SNIFFLES] I know. 2386 01:41:14,155 --> 01:41:16,505 Um, look, some business stuff came up, 2387 01:41:16,548 --> 01:41:17,897 so I'm not sure I can make it tonight. 2388 01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:20,378 No, no, it's all good, 2389 01:41:20,422 --> 01:41:21,901 just some business stuff I got to take care of. 2390 01:41:23,294 --> 01:41:24,643 Yeah. 2391 01:41:24,687 --> 01:41:26,776 Okay. Okay, bye. 2392 01:41:29,996 --> 01:41:31,346 [SOPHIE PANTING] 2393 01:41:35,872 --> 01:41:37,613 [MUFFLED TV CHATTER] 2394 01:41:44,010 --> 01:41:46,056 LEXI: Mikey! Mikey! 2395 01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:47,231 Oh, my God, there's fuckin' cops 2396 01:41:47,275 --> 01:41:48,406 outside of fuckin' Lonnie's! 2397 01:41:48,450 --> 01:41:50,669 [SINGSONG] Something's goin' down! 2398 01:41:50,713 --> 01:41:51,801 What?LIL: Come quick, 2399 01:41:51,844 --> 01:41:54,064 there's cops next door, oh, my gosh! 2400 01:41:55,196 --> 01:41:56,501 The sheriff's here, too! 2401 01:41:58,242 --> 01:41:59,765 LEXI: Holy shit. 2402 01:41:59,809 --> 01:42:01,115 LIL: Those sarge are gorgeous. 2403 01:42:01,158 --> 01:42:02,464 LEXI: This is fuckin' crazy. 2404 01:42:02,507 --> 01:42:04,988 LEXI: Oh, my God, Ma, the news. Fucking news is... 2405 01:42:05,031 --> 01:42:07,208 I'm gonna go check it out.Wait... 2406 01:42:07,251 --> 01:42:08,470 LEXI: Come on. 2407 01:42:08,513 --> 01:42:09,993 [INDISTINCT TV CHATTER] 2408 01:42:10,907 --> 01:42:12,213 Mom, come on. 2409 01:42:24,529 --> 01:42:26,227 [MACHINERY HUMMING] 2410 01:42:31,232 --> 01:42:32,537 REPORTER: [ON TV] Thank you, Nathan. 2411 01:42:32,581 --> 01:42:34,931 Texas city resident, Lonnifer Hill, 2412 01:42:34,974 --> 01:42:38,021 is in custody at the Galveston County Jail. 2413 01:42:38,064 --> 01:42:39,196 He is scheduled to make 2414 01:42:39,240 --> 01:42:41,285 his court appearance this afternoon... 2415 01:42:41,329 --> 01:42:43,505 Morning.LEXI: Morning. 2416 01:42:43,548 --> 01:42:44,723 REPORTER: According to his attorney, 2417 01:42:44,767 --> 01:42:47,291 a bond is not being considered at this time. 2418 01:42:47,335 --> 01:42:48,466 NEWSCASTER: Thank you, Lily. 2419 01:42:48,510 --> 01:42:50,903 Of the 14 individuals taken to hospitals, 2420 01:42:50,947 --> 01:42:52,514 eight are still being treated. 2421 01:42:52,557 --> 01:42:53,689 There will be a lot of investigation 2422 01:42:53,732 --> 01:42:54,777 into every action that led to this. 2423 01:42:54,820 --> 01:42:55,865 MIKEY: I'm gonna get some milk. 2424 01:42:55,908 --> 01:42:56,953 One of the State Representatives... 2425 01:42:56,996 --> 01:42:58,041 Okay. ...of this area, 2426 01:42:58,084 --> 01:43:00,391 Blake Farenthold, has told News 12... 2427 01:43:06,267 --> 01:43:07,442 [INDISTINCT TV CHATTER] 2428 01:43:07,485 --> 01:43:09,226 Hey, watch your bike there, man. 2429 01:43:09,270 --> 01:43:11,620 WOMAN: [ON TV] I mean, the cars just kept coming and coming. 2430 01:43:11,663 --> 01:43:14,362 REPORTER: De Leo made it out, untouched, but shaken. 2431 01:43:14,405 --> 01:43:16,842 NEWSCASTER: That had to be so scary for those drivers. 2432 01:43:16,886 --> 01:43:19,018 Channel 5 spoke to the neighbor of the individual 2433 01:43:19,062 --> 01:43:21,847 allegedly responsible for the incident last night. 2434 01:43:21,891 --> 01:43:26,635 It's shocking! I mean, I've known him forever. 2435 01:43:26,678 --> 01:43:29,855 SHOP OWNER: They got him, man. Son of a bitch! 2436 01:43:29,899 --> 01:43:31,205 He's the sweetest guy...$3. 2437 01:43:31,248 --> 01:43:34,338 ...always shy, but nice. Great, great neighbor. 2438 01:43:38,168 --> 01:43:41,606 Hey. They've been playing my interview all morning. 2439 01:43:41,650 --> 01:43:43,652 I should have put on some makeup. 2440 01:43:43,695 --> 01:43:45,958 Looked like shit. [CHUCKLES] 2441 01:43:48,396 --> 01:43:49,571 [SIGHS] 2442 01:43:51,442 --> 01:43:53,662 Mr. Hill has no prior convictions, 2443 01:43:53,705 --> 01:43:56,273 however, this isn't his first run-in 2444 01:43:56,317 --> 01:43:59,015 with the Galveston County District Attorney's Office. 2445 01:43:59,058 --> 01:44:03,367 In 2014, Mr. Hill had "stolen valor" charges 2446 01:44:03,411 --> 01:44:06,414 filed against him which were subsequently dropped. 2447 01:44:06,457 --> 01:44:07,806 That's all for now. 2448 01:44:07,850 --> 01:44:09,634 Oh, Lonnie's fucked. 2449 01:44:09,678 --> 01:44:11,984 NEWSCASTER: State Highway 146 in Texas City remains closed 2450 01:44:12,028 --> 01:44:13,508 while cleanup crews continue to remove 2451 01:44:13,551 --> 01:44:15,161 wreckage from the southbound lanes. 2452 01:44:19,427 --> 01:44:21,255 Mikey, I'm fixin' to make supper, 2453 01:44:21,298 --> 01:44:22,430 what would you like? 2454 01:44:22,473 --> 01:44:25,041 Shit on a shingle or chicken fried steak? 2455 01:44:25,737 --> 01:44:27,478 I ain't hungry, Lil. 2456 01:44:27,522 --> 01:44:28,740 Suit yourself. 2457 01:44:35,530 --> 01:44:38,533 Uh-huh. No, I, uh, miss you, too. 2458 01:44:38,576 --> 01:44:41,013 I'm just tied up at work with a client for a little bit, 2459 01:44:41,057 --> 01:44:42,885 but, yeah, I should be able to meet up soon. 2460 01:44:42,928 --> 01:44:44,626 WOMAN: Three, two, one.Uh-huh. 2461 01:44:44,669 --> 01:44:45,801 Okay.WOMAN: This is the residence 2462 01:44:45,844 --> 01:44:47,672 of Lonnie Hill, the driver responsible 2463 01:44:47,716 --> 01:44:48,760 for the chain-reaction crash 2464 01:44:48,804 --> 01:44:50,196 that took place on Highway 146, 2465 01:44:50,240 --> 01:44:51,850 on Tuesday.MIKEY: No, everything's fine. 2466 01:44:51,894 --> 01:44:53,591 Okay. Uh, babe, I gotta go. Let me hit you right back. 2467 01:44:53,635 --> 01:44:54,984 We have not received any comments from his family 2468 01:44:55,027 --> 01:44:56,333 at this time. 2469 01:44:56,377 --> 01:44:57,639 Okay, let's do it again. 2470 01:45:00,206 --> 01:45:01,382 [DOOR OPENS]LEXI: Yo! 2471 01:45:01,425 --> 01:45:02,905 Lonnie's lawyer's talking! 2472 01:45:03,993 --> 01:45:06,430 My client, Lonnifer Hill, 2473 01:45:06,474 --> 01:45:09,346 will remain in custody for the time being, 2474 01:45:09,390 --> 01:45:10,913 but he is cooperating fully 2475 01:45:10,956 --> 01:45:13,959 with the Galveston County Police Department. 2476 01:45:14,003 --> 01:45:16,179 My client has prepared a statement 2477 01:45:16,222 --> 01:45:17,485 that I would like to read. 2478 01:45:19,138 --> 01:45:21,271 "My error of judgement 2479 01:45:21,315 --> 01:45:24,361 "has led to irreversible ramifications, 2480 01:45:24,405 --> 01:45:28,844 "and I am deeply sorry to those I've affected and hurt. 2481 01:45:29,410 --> 01:45:31,107 "I panicked 2482 01:45:31,150 --> 01:45:33,936 "and wrongfully left a crash site. 2483 01:45:33,979 --> 01:45:36,982 "I take full responsibility for my actions 2484 01:45:37,026 --> 01:45:40,203 "and will accept the consequences. 2485 01:45:40,246 --> 01:45:41,378 "Thank you." 2486 01:45:41,422 --> 01:45:42,858 REPORTER: Three individuals 2487 01:45:42,901 --> 01:45:45,513 who sustained serious bodily injury 2488 01:45:45,556 --> 01:45:49,386 remain under close observation at John Sealy Hospital. 2489 01:45:49,430 --> 01:45:50,953 Back to you in the studio. 2490 01:45:50,996 --> 01:45:53,695 [NEWSCAST CONTINUES]Sweet little Lonniekins. 2491 01:45:53,738 --> 01:45:55,479 What did you do? 2492 01:45:55,523 --> 01:45:57,394 NEWSCASTER: ...has the latest on the race for 2016. 2493 01:45:57,438 --> 01:45:59,222 REPORTER: Within hours, a new poll 2494 01:45:59,265 --> 01:46:01,877 showing Hillary Clinton with a solid lead in the race 2495 01:46:01,920 --> 01:46:04,836 for the White House, Donald Trump declares this. 2496 01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:06,795 [DOOR CLOSES]TRUMP: I'm afraid 2497 01:46:06,838 --> 01:46:07,970 the election is gonna be rigged. I have to be honest. 2498 01:46:14,019 --> 01:46:16,282 [GRUNTING MANIACALLY] 2499 01:46:17,109 --> 01:46:19,024 Thank you! Fuck! 2500 01:46:19,068 --> 01:46:21,244 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 2501 01:46:21,287 --> 01:46:22,593 Okay. Okay. 2502 01:46:22,637 --> 01:46:24,073 [SINGSONG] Okay. Okay. 2503 01:46:24,116 --> 01:46:25,857 [LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY] 2504 01:46:25,901 --> 01:46:27,076 [GRUNTS] 2505 01:46:27,119 --> 01:46:29,992 Thank you. Thank you. Thank... 2506 01:46:32,516 --> 01:46:33,648 Yeah. 2507 01:46:37,173 --> 01:46:38,174 All right. 2508 01:46:51,361 --> 01:46:52,406 [MUTTERS] 2509 01:47:04,113 --> 01:47:06,376 [DOORBELL DINGS] 2510 01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:07,899 Strawberry, our lives are about to... 2511 01:47:09,161 --> 01:47:10,206 Hello, stranger. 2512 01:47:10,249 --> 01:47:12,034 Oh. Sorry, guys. Sorry, Ms. Phan. 2513 01:47:12,077 --> 01:47:14,428 Strawberry, I need to talk to you outside now. Come. 2514 01:47:16,473 --> 01:47:18,083 [TRAIN HORN BLARES] 2515 01:47:18,127 --> 01:47:21,173 Look. I've been doing some real soul-searching. 2516 01:47:21,217 --> 01:47:23,349 That pileup that happened the other day, 2517 01:47:23,393 --> 01:47:26,614 that shit affected me. Life could change on a dime. 2518 01:47:26,657 --> 01:47:27,876 You could have been 2519 01:47:27,919 --> 01:47:29,094 in one of those cars.[TRAIN HORN BLARES] 2520 01:47:29,138 --> 01:47:30,792 I could have been in one of those cars. 2521 01:47:30,835 --> 01:47:33,185 Life would be so different right now. 2522 01:47:33,229 --> 01:47:35,840 Look, I was gonna wait a few weeks to ask you, 2523 01:47:35,884 --> 01:47:36,928 but I'm not wasting 2524 01:47:36,972 --> 01:47:38,582 any more time.[HORN BLARING] 2525 01:47:38,626 --> 01:47:40,889 Are you proposing to me?What? 2526 01:47:40,932 --> 01:47:42,456 Are you proposing to me? 2527 01:47:42,499 --> 01:47:43,892 No! Here. 2528 01:47:43,935 --> 01:47:45,894 Look, we gotta get out of here. 2529 01:47:45,937 --> 01:47:49,332 That shit that happened on 146, that was a sign. 2530 01:47:49,375 --> 01:47:51,421 To do what makes you happy today. 2531 01:47:51,465 --> 01:47:53,815 Because there might not be a tomorrow. 2532 01:47:54,729 --> 01:47:56,948 Look, I want you to celebrate 2533 01:47:56,992 --> 01:47:59,908 your 18th birthday in LA with me. 2534 01:47:59,951 --> 01:48:02,519 I want you to follow your destiny, and I wanna be 2535 01:48:02,563 --> 01:48:05,653 right there next to you to help you follow it. 2536 01:48:05,696 --> 01:48:06,871 So what do you say? 2537 01:48:08,003 --> 01:48:09,657 Let's start a new life together 2538 01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:12,660 and get the fuck outta this dead-end shit-hole town, okay? 2539 01:48:12,703 --> 01:48:14,575 Do you mean, like, now? 2540 01:48:14,618 --> 01:48:16,359 Well, we'll leave tomorrow 2541 01:48:16,402 --> 01:48:18,666 and we'll be in LA by Monday, babe. 2542 01:48:18,709 --> 01:48:21,103 [CHUCKLING] Oh, my God! Mikey! 2543 01:48:21,146 --> 01:48:23,409 I think I'm dreaming!Me, too! 2544 01:48:25,629 --> 01:48:27,544 Ms. Phan, I have to quit. 2545 01:48:27,588 --> 01:48:30,504 I love you guys, but I'm going to LA with Mikey. 2546 01:48:36,553 --> 01:48:38,599 Thank you for all the free donuts, Ms. Phan. 2547 01:48:42,690 --> 01:48:45,257 [DOOR OPENS][DOORBELL DINGS] 2548 01:48:45,301 --> 01:48:47,651 MIKEY: So we're gonna leave at 10:00 a.m., okay? 2549 01:48:47,695 --> 01:48:50,175 I'm gonna get a car, I'm gonna pick you up... 2550 01:48:50,219 --> 01:48:52,351 You got a car?Oh, I mean get a taxi. 2551 01:48:52,395 --> 01:48:53,875 I'm gonna have a taxi pick us up 2552 01:48:53,918 --> 01:48:55,180 and take us to the station, 2553 01:48:55,224 --> 01:48:58,140 and we're taking a bus to Hollywood, baby. 2554 01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:00,490 Okay.So just be packed 2555 01:49:00,534 --> 01:49:02,405 and ready to go at 10:00, but just bring one bag, 2556 01:49:02,448 --> 01:49:03,493 'cause when we get to LA, 2557 01:49:03,537 --> 01:49:05,321 we're going to buy all new shit. 2558 01:49:08,411 --> 01:49:09,978 Mikey?Yeah? 2559 01:49:11,980 --> 01:49:13,329 You make me so happy. 2560 01:49:20,205 --> 01:49:21,598 [INDISTINCT TV CHATTER] 2561 01:49:24,383 --> 01:49:25,515 Hey.Hey. 2562 01:49:28,779 --> 01:49:29,824 LEXI: Mm-hmm. 2563 01:49:29,867 --> 01:49:31,390 [TV CHATTER CONTINUES] 2564 01:49:34,089 --> 01:49:36,178 [LAUGHING][MIKEY CHUCKLES] 2565 01:49:39,921 --> 01:49:42,010 Is Lil here? She's...She's sleeping. 2566 01:49:51,367 --> 01:49:52,586 [MIKEY CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY] 2567 01:49:53,282 --> 01:49:55,545 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh... 2568 01:49:58,548 --> 01:49:59,897 It's been a crazy month, huh? 2569 01:50:00,724 --> 01:50:02,552 [CHUCKLES] Sure has. 2570 01:50:02,596 --> 01:50:03,640 Poor Lonnie. 2571 01:50:03,684 --> 01:50:05,424 Oh, God, so sad.So fucked up. 2572 01:50:07,209 --> 01:50:09,559 I hope he's all right.Yeah, me, too. 2573 01:50:09,603 --> 01:50:10,995 [TV CHATTER CONTINUES] 2574 01:50:11,909 --> 01:50:12,910 [CLICKS TONGUE] Uh... 2575 01:50:14,390 --> 01:50:16,522 Yeah, it's just been so wild, 2576 01:50:16,566 --> 01:50:18,220 we've been fighting and all that stuff. 2577 01:50:20,788 --> 01:50:21,789 Yeah. 2578 01:50:23,051 --> 01:50:24,705 I'm not... I'm not really in the mood. 2579 01:50:24,748 --> 01:50:25,923 Huh? 2580 01:50:25,967 --> 01:50:27,664 I'm not really in the mood to mess around. 2581 01:50:27,708 --> 01:50:28,796 Oh. 2582 01:50:28,839 --> 01:50:30,145 Yeah.Just saying. 2583 01:50:30,188 --> 01:50:31,320 Okay.Okay. 2584 01:50:34,149 --> 01:50:35,280 Just been fighting a lot, 2585 01:50:35,324 --> 01:50:37,195 been a lot of drama lately. And, uh... 2586 01:50:39,110 --> 01:50:41,330 [TUTS, INHALES DEEPLY] 2587 01:50:41,373 --> 01:50:43,114 We don't want to fight, you know what I mean. 2588 01:50:44,768 --> 01:50:46,683 I know you don't want that. I don't want that. 2589 01:50:50,252 --> 01:50:51,253 So... 2590 01:50:52,167 --> 01:50:53,168 Yeah. 2591 01:50:56,171 --> 01:50:57,433 Look, I'm... 2592 01:50:59,304 --> 01:51:00,654 I'm just gonna tell ya, 2593 01:51:00,697 --> 01:51:02,394 I'm going back to California in the morning. 2594 01:51:06,442 --> 01:51:07,486 So... 2595 01:51:12,230 --> 01:51:13,623 I mean... [CLEARS THROAT]You're going back 2596 01:51:13,667 --> 01:51:15,277 to California.Yeah. 2597 01:51:16,539 --> 01:51:17,801 I got some work, 2598 01:51:19,194 --> 01:51:21,152 so that's good. And... 2599 01:51:22,545 --> 01:51:23,807 Uh... [CLEARS THROAT] 2600 01:51:26,288 --> 01:51:29,726 You know, this has not been going good with us. 2601 01:51:29,770 --> 01:51:32,033 It's so much drama, throwing coffee pots. 2602 01:51:32,076 --> 01:51:34,209 We don't need that, you know. And... 2603 01:51:35,253 --> 01:51:36,951 But this has been fun. 2604 01:51:36,994 --> 01:51:38,648 You know, we had some good times. I know... 2605 01:51:41,825 --> 01:51:43,479 Just feels like, uh... 2606 01:51:43,522 --> 01:51:46,308 Just feels like it's time to go, you know? 2607 01:51:46,351 --> 01:51:49,615 I'm sure Lil's ready for me to go. I... [SIGHS] 2608 01:51:51,748 --> 01:51:52,706 Yeah. 2609 01:51:56,535 --> 01:51:57,580 I don't want to fight with you, 2610 01:51:57,623 --> 01:51:58,668 you know what I mean, 2611 01:51:58,712 --> 01:52:00,626 but we had good times, as always. 2612 01:52:00,670 --> 01:52:03,151 And thank you for the hospitality. 2613 01:52:04,587 --> 01:52:07,024 It's been great. So... 2614 01:52:09,810 --> 01:52:11,812 You know, I wanted to tell you and Lil together, 2615 01:52:11,855 --> 01:52:14,466 but I guess I could just tell her in the morning, 2616 01:52:14,510 --> 01:52:16,773 before I go. Or if I... 2617 01:52:16,817 --> 01:52:18,427 I don't see her, I can... 2618 01:52:18,470 --> 01:52:20,908 I'll call her or something, and thank her. But... 2619 01:52:24,563 --> 01:52:25,782 So I'm gonna go to bed. 2620 01:52:32,223 --> 01:52:33,703 [MIKEY INHALES SHARPLY] 2621 01:52:35,096 --> 01:52:36,880 Okay? We're good? 2622 01:52:37,751 --> 01:52:38,795 You understand. 2623 01:52:46,194 --> 01:52:48,544 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 2624 01:53:03,907 --> 01:53:05,909 [FLOORBOARDS CREAKING SOFTLY] 2625 01:53:51,912 --> 01:53:53,652 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 2626 01:53:53,696 --> 01:53:54,828 [SCOFFS] 2627 01:54:05,360 --> 01:54:06,404 [SIGHS] 2628 01:54:07,405 --> 01:54:08,667 [CHUCKLES] 2629 01:54:14,499 --> 01:54:15,631 [SIGHS] 2630 01:54:18,547 --> 01:54:20,549 [MACHINE HUMMING SOFTLY] 2631 01:54:29,123 --> 01:54:31,125 [DISEMBODIED ENGINE WHIRRING] 2632 01:54:49,665 --> 01:54:51,058 [DOOR OPENS] 2633 01:54:51,101 --> 01:54:52,711 [MUFFLED TV CHATTER] 2634 01:54:52,755 --> 01:54:54,235 [FOOTSTEPS] 2635 01:54:55,366 --> 01:54:56,541 [WOMAN MUTTERS SOFTLY] 2636 01:54:58,761 --> 01:55:01,155 MAN: Aw, look at this cutie pie. 2637 01:55:01,198 --> 01:55:02,286 WOMAN 1: Aw. 2638 01:55:02,330 --> 01:55:03,722 WOMAN 2: Hey, yo, B, hit the light. 2639 01:55:03,766 --> 01:55:05,376 MAN 2: Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey! 2640 01:55:06,943 --> 01:55:09,641 Yo!Ahh! Ah, what the fuck! 2641 01:55:09,685 --> 01:55:11,078 [LAUGHTER][MIKEY SCREAMS] 2642 01:55:11,121 --> 01:55:12,340 MIKEY: Oh, look out, it's me! 2643 01:55:12,383 --> 01:55:14,255 Look at this scared motherfucker, man. 2644 01:55:14,298 --> 01:55:15,734 [ALL LAUGHING]June? 2645 01:55:16,300 --> 01:55:17,649 It's me, homeboy. 2646 01:55:17,693 --> 01:55:18,912 What the fuck?LEXI: That's right. 2647 01:55:18,955 --> 01:55:20,217 [CHUCKLES] 2648 01:55:20,261 --> 01:55:22,393 What... What are you doing here? 2649 01:55:22,437 --> 01:55:24,439 JUNE: Money. Weed. 2650 01:55:24,482 --> 01:55:26,832 Get your shit and get the fuck out! 2651 01:55:26,876 --> 01:55:28,312 June, what the fuck, I'm good with your mama. 2652 01:55:28,356 --> 01:55:29,661 What are you talking about? I'm not giving you shit. 2653 01:55:29,705 --> 01:55:32,055 You good with my mama? Yeah, nah. See... 2654 01:55:32,099 --> 01:55:34,231 LEXI: This is your eviction notice, Mikey. 2655 01:55:34,275 --> 01:55:35,929 I don't think you got the message. 2656 01:55:35,972 --> 01:55:37,713 No, wait, what the fuck are you talking about? 2657 01:55:37,756 --> 01:55:39,497 I'm good with your mama...ERNESTO: She sent us here. 2658 01:55:39,541 --> 01:55:41,151 MIKEY: Give me my phone, I'm calling Leondria. 2659 01:55:41,195 --> 01:55:42,500 JUNE: That shit's not an option. 2660 01:55:42,544 --> 01:55:43,719 Where the hell the money at? 2661 01:55:43,762 --> 01:55:44,807 MIKEY: No, fuck you, I'm not giving you shit! 2662 01:55:44,850 --> 01:55:45,982 JUNE: Fuck me?I'm not telling you 2663 01:55:46,026 --> 01:55:47,636 where my fucking money is.JUNE: Fuck me? 2664 01:55:47,679 --> 01:55:49,290 LEXI: It's under the mattress!JUNE: Yo, go ahead. 2665 01:55:49,333 --> 01:55:51,335 [ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 2666 01:55:51,379 --> 01:55:52,815 MIKEY: What the hell are you doing? 2667 01:55:52,858 --> 01:55:54,512 Damn!What the fuck! 2668 01:55:54,556 --> 01:55:55,861 What are you doing, man?ERNESTO: What the fuck, man! 2669 01:55:55,905 --> 01:55:56,950 Motherfucker's naked! 2670 01:55:56,993 --> 01:55:58,690 The money's under the mattress! 2671 01:55:58,734 --> 01:56:00,692 Shut the fuck up! What are you doing? No! 2672 01:56:00,736 --> 01:56:01,998 On the other side, it's under the mattress. 2673 01:56:02,042 --> 01:56:03,217 JUNE: Go and get that, B. 2674 01:56:03,260 --> 01:56:05,001 This motherfucker is layin' on the bed. 2675 01:56:05,045 --> 01:56:06,263 [SINGSONG] Get that money! Get that money! 2676 01:56:06,307 --> 01:56:07,351 MIKEY: What are you doing? 2677 01:56:07,395 --> 01:56:08,657 LEXI: I'm sorry, Mikey. 2678 01:56:08,700 --> 01:56:10,615 [B SHOUTS]Don't! Stop! Stop! 2679 01:56:10,659 --> 01:56:13,314 [ALL EXCLAIM AND LAUGH] 2680 01:56:13,357 --> 01:56:15,751 That's my money! Hey, that's my fuckin' money! 2681 01:56:15,794 --> 01:56:16,839 What are you doing? 2682 01:56:16,882 --> 01:56:18,232 Look, I was gonna leave tomorrow, 2683 01:56:18,275 --> 01:56:19,450 give me that shit back. Come on, June. Be cool. 2684 01:56:19,494 --> 01:56:20,669 I want you out tonight.Oh, fuck you, Lil! 2685 01:56:20,712 --> 01:56:22,018 I don't give a fuck about you! 2686 01:56:22,062 --> 01:56:23,280 LEXI: Yeah fuck you!I don't give a fuck 2687 01:56:23,324 --> 01:56:25,021 about nothin' that they got goin' on over here. 2688 01:56:25,065 --> 01:56:26,370 I'm here for a motherfuckin' job. 2689 01:56:26,414 --> 01:56:28,024 Give me that shit back!Get your ass back! 2690 01:56:28,068 --> 01:56:29,939 What are you doing?Thank you so much. 2691 01:56:29,983 --> 01:56:31,027 ERNESTO: Get dressed, man! 2692 01:56:31,071 --> 01:56:32,550 I see, you bitches played me. 2693 01:56:32,594 --> 01:56:33,812 [SINGSONG] Look at all this money... 2694 01:56:33,856 --> 01:56:36,119 Oh, this is fuckin' great! This is just great! 2695 01:56:36,163 --> 01:56:37,860 Fuck you!So much fuckin' money! 2696 01:56:37,903 --> 01:56:39,862 I can't believe she called me over here for this shit, man! 2697 01:56:39,905 --> 01:56:41,081 Fuck you, I paid for August rent! 2698 01:56:41,124 --> 01:56:42,169 Give me some of that back! 2699 01:56:42,212 --> 01:56:43,431 Now give me my mom weed, homeboy! 2700 01:56:43,474 --> 01:56:45,041 I'm not telling you where the weed's at! 2701 01:56:45,085 --> 01:56:46,434 JUNE: I'mma fuck you up! 2702 01:56:46,477 --> 01:56:47,391 MIKEY: You got my money, you're not getting my weed! 2703 01:56:47,435 --> 01:56:48,610 It's right over there actually. 2704 01:56:48,653 --> 01:56:49,741 You fuckin' bitch! 2705 01:56:49,785 --> 01:56:51,265 [LAUGHING]LEXI: Ernesto, you get... 2706 01:56:51,308 --> 01:56:52,918 God...LEXI: Oh, it's so hot 2707 01:56:52,962 --> 01:56:55,356 in here. Ma, are you hot? Oh, Ma, it's so hot. 2708 01:56:55,399 --> 01:56:56,618 I'll fucking lunge kick you and your mom! 2709 01:56:56,661 --> 01:56:58,533 LEXI: Oh, will you? You got a green belt? 2710 01:56:58,576 --> 01:56:59,621 You gonna do some of those moves? 2711 01:56:59,664 --> 01:57:01,275 Fuck you, bitch!Shut the fuck up! 2712 01:57:01,318 --> 01:57:03,755 MIKEY: Relax, Ernesto!LIL: Get him out, guys. 2713 01:57:03,799 --> 01:57:04,887 JUNE: Now get your shit and get out. 2714 01:57:04,930 --> 01:57:06,149 LEXI: That's right. It's time to go. 2715 01:57:06,193 --> 01:57:07,194 JUNE: And don't even think about stepping foot 2716 01:57:07,237 --> 01:57:09,239 in Texas City again. You got me? 2717 01:57:09,283 --> 01:57:11,807 Ain't no lie, baby, bye, bye, bye. 2718 01:57:11,850 --> 01:57:13,026 [ERNESTO LAUGHS] 2719 01:57:13,069 --> 01:57:14,070 Can I put my clothes on, please, 2720 01:57:14,114 --> 01:57:15,158 can you just give me some privacy 2721 01:57:15,202 --> 01:57:16,377 so I can put my clothes on, please? 2722 01:57:16,420 --> 01:57:18,944 You got 30 motherfuckin' seconds, homeboy. 2723 01:57:18,988 --> 01:57:20,772 Thirty seconds 'cause you wasting my time. 2724 01:57:20,816 --> 01:57:21,991 Okay. 2725 01:57:22,035 --> 01:57:23,297 LEXI: That's less than a minute, Mikey. 2726 01:57:23,340 --> 01:57:24,472 MIKEY: Yeah, I'll give you less than a minute. 2727 01:57:24,515 --> 01:57:25,777 LEXI: Less than a motherfuckin' minute. 2728 01:57:25,821 --> 01:57:27,301 MIKEY: I'll give you less than a fuckin' minute. 2729 01:57:27,344 --> 01:57:29,390 LEXI: Thirty seconds starts now. 2730 01:57:29,433 --> 01:57:31,174 You hear me? 30 seconds.MIKEY: Yup. 2731 01:57:31,218 --> 01:57:33,263 MIKEY: Thank you. All right, let me get changed. Jesus. 2732 01:57:33,307 --> 01:57:34,351 Motherfucker. 2733 01:57:34,395 --> 01:57:36,179 LIL: Look at all this money. 2734 01:57:36,223 --> 01:57:37,876 Hurry the the fuck up, you nasty bitch. 2735 01:57:39,008 --> 01:57:41,097 One, two...[OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 2736 01:57:41,141 --> 01:57:45,797 ...three, four, five, six, seven, eight, 2737 01:57:45,841 --> 01:57:47,190 nine... Thirty! 2738 01:57:51,716 --> 01:57:52,978 Oh, man. 2739 01:57:53,022 --> 01:57:54,502 Mama's gonna kill me. 2740 01:57:54,545 --> 01:57:55,981 [BYE BYE BYEPLAYING] 2741 01:57:56,025 --> 01:57:58,506 ♪ Just hit me with the truth 2742 01:57:58,549 --> 01:58:01,248 ♪ Now, girl You're more than welcome to 2743 01:58:01,291 --> 01:58:06,905 ♪ So give me One good reason, baby Come on 2744 01:58:06,949 --> 01:58:09,691 ♪ I live for you and me 2745 01:58:09,734 --> 01:58:12,520 ♪ And now I really Come to see 2746 01:58:12,563 --> 01:58:17,829 ♪ That life would be Much better Once you're gone 2747 01:58:17,873 --> 01:58:21,268 ♪ I know that I can't Take no more 2748 01:58:21,311 --> 01:58:23,487 ♪ It ain't no lie 2749 01:58:23,531 --> 01:58:26,795 ♪ I wanna see you Out that door 2750 01:58:26,838 --> 01:58:28,449 ♪ Baby, bye, bye, bye 2751 01:58:30,103 --> 01:58:31,843 Leondria! 2752 01:58:31,887 --> 01:58:33,802 [DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE]Shit. Open up! 2753 01:58:34,368 --> 01:58:35,543 Whoa!Shit. 2754 01:58:35,586 --> 01:58:36,631 Oh!Okay, sorry. 2755 01:58:36,674 --> 01:58:38,676 Oh, fuck this! What are you doing? 2756 01:58:38,720 --> 01:58:40,069 We gotta talk.Where's June? 2757 01:58:40,113 --> 01:58:41,679 What do you mean? You sent...Wait! I don't... 2758 01:58:41,723 --> 01:58:42,767 Listen. Go in the back.[DOGS BARKING] 2759 01:58:42,811 --> 01:58:44,552 Okay. Can... Can I have a towel? 2760 01:58:44,595 --> 01:58:45,857 Hell no! Go that way. 2761 01:58:46,902 --> 01:58:47,903 Fuck this. 2762 01:58:49,948 --> 01:58:51,211 Cover that shit up, boy. 2763 01:58:55,171 --> 01:58:56,259 Okay, look, yeah, you want me to admit it, 2764 01:58:56,303 --> 01:58:57,782 I was selling to the hardhats. 2765 01:58:57,826 --> 01:58:59,523 I know you told me not to, but they're good customers. 2766 01:58:59,567 --> 01:59:01,395 They're good guys. 2767 01:59:01,438 --> 01:59:03,310 I... I... You got their money. 2768 01:59:04,093 --> 01:59:05,747 [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] 2769 01:59:09,011 --> 01:59:10,186 Yes? 2770 01:59:10,230 --> 01:59:11,579 Yeah. Out back. 2771 01:59:17,280 --> 01:59:20,153 You're persona non grata. 2772 01:59:20,196 --> 01:59:22,198 You know what that means, Mr. Hollywood? 2773 01:59:22,242 --> 01:59:24,418 Yes. Yes, I know what that means. But why? 2774 01:59:24,461 --> 01:59:26,289 I'm looking out for Lil. 2775 01:59:26,333 --> 01:59:28,335 And that's all you need to know. 2776 01:59:29,379 --> 01:59:30,815 Goddamn sabotage. 2777 01:59:31,425 --> 01:59:32,774 Okay.Whatever. 2778 01:59:34,210 --> 01:59:36,169 Oh, great, the goonette squad. 2779 01:59:36,212 --> 01:59:37,735 Look at them go. 2780 01:59:37,779 --> 01:59:39,737 All right, Ma, man, this nigga jumped out the window. 2781 01:59:39,781 --> 01:59:41,304 LEONDRIA: Is Lil and Lexi okay? 2782 01:59:41,348 --> 01:59:42,392 They're fine. 2783 01:59:42,436 --> 01:59:43,915 Hey, man, shut the fuck up. 2784 01:59:45,003 --> 01:59:47,049 Look, that house is crazy. 2785 01:59:47,092 --> 01:59:49,182 Everybody over there screamin' and cryin', 2786 01:59:49,225 --> 01:59:51,793 this motherfucker with his junk swingin' everywhere. 2787 01:59:51,836 --> 01:59:53,664 This lazy bastard not doin' shit. 2788 01:59:53,708 --> 01:59:55,057 Besides sittin' on your ass.Shit, I do a lot. 2789 01:59:55,100 --> 01:59:56,537 I showed up, man, I'm the fuckin' muscle. 2790 01:59:56,580 --> 01:59:58,321 And your lazy ass, 2791 01:59:58,365 --> 01:59:59,670 all you did was get the money. 2792 01:59:59,714 --> 02:00:01,237 And then you were just watchin'. 2793 02:00:01,281 --> 02:00:02,630 Nobody told me I was going to be draggin' 2794 02:00:02,673 --> 02:00:04,066 a freakin' butt-naked dude out the bed. 2795 02:00:04,109 --> 02:00:05,589 JUNE: Man, you ain't even do shit, anyways. 2796 02:00:05,633 --> 02:00:07,156 I don't need you coming on no runs with me. 2797 02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,158 You ain't nothin' but deadweight, motherfucker. 2798 02:00:09,202 --> 02:00:11,204 Okay. That's cool. It's all good. 2799 02:00:11,247 --> 02:00:12,640 Mom, you gonna let her talk to me like that? 2800 02:00:12,683 --> 02:00:13,858 JUNE: Hell yeah, I'mma talk to you like that. 2801 02:00:13,902 --> 02:00:15,469 Listen...She can't save you. 2802 02:00:15,512 --> 02:00:16,600 LEONDRIA: Time-out.ERNESTO: Okay. 2803 02:00:16,644 --> 02:00:19,212 Lazy motherfucker.Time the fuck out. 2804 02:00:20,648 --> 02:00:22,345 Yeah, you guys are on time-out. 2805 02:00:22,389 --> 02:00:24,782 ERNESTO: Shut up.Shut up, bro. Zip it. 2806 02:00:26,175 --> 02:00:27,176 ERNESTO: Mom... 2807 02:00:28,221 --> 02:00:29,918 This incident ruined my night. 2808 02:00:29,961 --> 02:00:31,876 One of my buddies had a party at Oceans, 2809 02:00:31,920 --> 02:00:33,095 I could have been there. 2810 02:00:33,138 --> 02:00:34,923 But I gotta come and deal with this bullshit! 2811 02:00:34,966 --> 02:00:36,098 JUNE: You see? Constant complaining. 2812 02:00:36,141 --> 02:00:37,404 You were there to protect your sister. 2813 02:00:37,447 --> 02:00:39,014 He not coming with me no more. 2814 02:00:39,057 --> 02:00:40,320 ERNESTO: A'ight, well, I'm done with this shit. 2815 02:00:40,363 --> 02:00:41,190 JUNE: You should've stayed your ass at home. 2816 02:00:41,234 --> 02:00:42,409 LEONDRIA: You know what? 2817 02:00:42,452 --> 02:00:44,237 We havin' a family meeting after this. 2818 02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:46,021 Family meeting?LEONDRIA: Point-blank. 2819 02:00:46,064 --> 02:00:47,283 You serious?LEONDRIA: We need a meeting. 2820 02:00:47,327 --> 02:00:48,763 [SCOFFS]You can take that information 2821 02:00:48,806 --> 02:00:50,765 and do what you want with it.[INDISTINCT BICKERING] 2822 02:00:50,808 --> 02:00:52,680 LEONDRIA: You ain't going to that fucked-up club. 2823 02:00:52,723 --> 02:00:54,072 You ain't goin' nowhere. 2824 02:00:54,116 --> 02:00:55,944 Homeboy, you gon' sit right here and roll with us. 2825 02:00:55,987 --> 02:00:57,424 We need a meeting. 2826 02:00:57,467 --> 02:00:58,599 Now back to you. 2827 02:00:58,642 --> 02:01:00,296 Yeah, yeah, back to the sabotage. 2828 02:01:00,340 --> 02:01:02,951 Whatever you wanna call it. It's over with. 2829 02:01:02,994 --> 02:01:05,519 That was between me and Lexi. Seriously, what the fuck. 2830 02:01:05,562 --> 02:01:06,650 LEONDRIA: At the end of the day, 2831 02:01:06,694 --> 02:01:08,565 it's about you getting up out of Texas. 2832 02:01:08,609 --> 02:01:10,524 It's time for you to bounce. 2833 02:01:10,567 --> 02:01:11,916 Yeah, I'm fixin' to, 2834 02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:13,744 but I was gonna leave in the morning, 2835 02:01:13,788 --> 02:01:15,703 I need money to do that. 2836 02:01:15,746 --> 02:01:17,835 Well, maybe you could go sell one of your fuck trophies. 2837 02:01:17,879 --> 02:01:19,446 ERNESTO: Hey, watch your mouth in front of Mom. 2838 02:01:19,489 --> 02:01:20,925 What's wrong with you? 2839 02:01:20,969 --> 02:01:22,449 LEONDRIA: Did you give him his 200? 2840 02:01:22,492 --> 02:01:24,277 I was, but then his punk-ass jumped out the window. 2841 02:01:24,320 --> 02:01:25,365 Two hundred, that's it? 2842 02:01:25,408 --> 02:01:26,801 That's enough to get you a bus ticket 2843 02:01:26,844 --> 02:01:27,845 far beyond the state line. 2844 02:01:30,674 --> 02:01:32,633 After everything I did for you. 2845 02:01:32,676 --> 02:01:34,199 Two hundred. Wow. 2846 02:01:35,462 --> 02:01:36,854 Be gone by midday. 2847 02:01:39,944 --> 02:01:42,382 LIL: Thank your mom for me.I sure will. 2848 02:01:42,425 --> 02:01:44,775 Maybe you oughta come by our house sometime. 2849 02:01:44,819 --> 02:01:45,994 Yeah, that would be nice. 2850 02:01:46,037 --> 02:01:47,561 Yeah, you and Lex, y'all come on over, 2851 02:01:47,604 --> 02:01:48,997 we can, you know, barbeque, 2852 02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:50,259 drink some beer.Oh, that would be great. 2853 02:01:50,303 --> 02:01:51,565 [PLASTIC RUSTLING] 2854 02:01:51,608 --> 02:01:53,218 MIKEY: You know, I should be taking 2855 02:01:53,262 --> 02:01:54,568 the backpack that you gave me, 2856 02:01:54,611 --> 02:01:56,091 but, no, I'll take... I'll use this. 2857 02:01:56,134 --> 02:01:57,266 You want me to walk down the street 2858 02:01:57,310 --> 02:01:58,398 with a garbage bag? Fine. 2859 02:01:58,441 --> 02:01:59,703 LEXI: Yeah, you should. 2860 02:01:59,747 --> 02:02:01,357 Fuckin' bullshit.LEXI: Like a hobo. 2861 02:02:01,401 --> 02:02:03,011 Threw my clothes in there all fucked up, 2862 02:02:03,054 --> 02:02:04,186 I'm gonna fold my clothes 2863 02:02:04,229 --> 02:02:05,535 so when I leave, they're not wrinkled. 2864 02:02:05,579 --> 02:02:07,145 Me and him got in a fight about 25 years ago. 2865 02:02:07,189 --> 02:02:08,233 LIL: Really? 2866 02:02:08,277 --> 02:02:09,365 I whupped his ass in high school. 2867 02:02:09,409 --> 02:02:11,236 I'm sure he deserved it.Yeah. [LAUGHS] 2868 02:02:11,280 --> 02:02:12,455 MIKEY: I'm gonna take my time. 2869 02:02:12,499 --> 02:02:13,587 LEXI: Let's see how you fold.Yeah, watch. 2870 02:02:13,630 --> 02:02:15,110 Oh, look at that fold...LEXI: Oh, my God. 2871 02:02:15,153 --> 02:02:16,590 Oh, you should work at the Gap. 2872 02:02:16,633 --> 02:02:18,287 Man, y'all get tired of this shit, man? 2873 02:02:18,331 --> 02:02:20,245 MIKEY: No, I love it.Y'all get tired of this shit? 2874 02:02:20,289 --> 02:02:21,725 Lil, you're a good woman, Lil. 2875 02:02:21,769 --> 02:02:23,336 Thank you.You really are. 2876 02:02:23,379 --> 02:02:24,554 Good seeing you again. 2877 02:02:24,598 --> 02:02:26,251 Fuckin' dumb bitch. All this... 2878 02:02:26,295 --> 02:02:28,602 Man, hurry the fuck up!June, relax! What the fuck! 2879 02:02:28,645 --> 02:02:29,864 LEXI: That's right, hurry up. Thank you, June! 2880 02:02:29,907 --> 02:02:31,256 All right! Jesus.Get your shit, come on. 2881 02:02:31,996 --> 02:02:33,520 [MUFFLED CHATTER] 2882 02:02:33,563 --> 02:02:34,869 June! 2883 02:02:34,912 --> 02:02:37,001 There's been a lot of drama here. 2884 02:02:37,045 --> 02:02:39,003 Oh, no, no, no, you're not taking big stripes! 2885 02:02:39,047 --> 02:02:40,396 Your big stripes...No, no! 2886 02:02:40,440 --> 02:02:42,093 I have the 64-ounce one! 2887 02:02:42,137 --> 02:02:43,704 And I took favorite shirt, fuck you. 2888 02:02:43,747 --> 02:02:46,924 LEXI: ...for you, in here, Mikey, get the fuck... 2889 02:02:46,968 --> 02:02:48,491 Come on!Go sit down! 2890 02:02:48,535 --> 02:02:50,145 I'm taking my toothbrush! 2891 02:02:50,188 --> 02:02:51,494 LEXI: Don't pretend you brush your teeth. 2892 02:02:51,538 --> 02:02:53,627 Shut up! Relax, June, damn.LEXI: Oh, my God. 2893 02:02:53,670 --> 02:02:55,193 MIKEY: All right, I'm going. 2894 02:02:55,237 --> 02:02:57,718 Uh, Lil, seriously, thank you so much for letting me stay, 2895 02:02:57,761 --> 02:02:59,023 I had an amazing time, 2896 02:02:59,067 --> 02:03:00,460 and you and your daughter are dumb bitches. 2897 02:03:00,503 --> 02:03:01,939 LIL: Don't say that.LEXI: Piece of shit. 2898 02:03:01,983 --> 02:03:03,158 LIL: That is not right. 2899 02:03:03,201 --> 02:03:04,333 LEXI: Get the fuck out!I gotta get water 2900 02:03:04,377 --> 02:03:05,595 before I leave 'cause I'm gonna be thirsty! 2901 02:03:05,639 --> 02:03:06,727 You gotta go, man. 2902 02:03:06,770 --> 02:03:08,555 I bought this. I bought this ashtray! 2903 02:03:08,598 --> 02:03:10,818 MIKEY: No, I said when I got, I can take it back. 2904 02:03:10,861 --> 02:03:11,993 ERNESTO: Hey, let's go.LEXI: You did not! 2905 02:03:12,036 --> 02:03:13,429 There's no take-backs!MIKEY: Fine. Fine. 2906 02:03:13,473 --> 02:03:14,648 Get outta here, man. 2907 02:03:14,691 --> 02:03:16,432 I should have beat your ass in high school. 2908 02:03:16,476 --> 02:03:18,042 Too bad it was the other way around, huh? 2909 02:03:18,086 --> 02:03:19,479 Yeah.You want to go another round? 2910 02:03:19,522 --> 02:03:21,568 Nah. You know what? 2911 02:03:21,611 --> 02:03:23,613 I got one last thing to say to all you guys. 2912 02:03:23,657 --> 02:03:25,267 Man, shut your bitch-ass up.Shut up! 2913 02:03:25,310 --> 02:03:26,703 BOTH: Shut the fuck up.JUNE: Leave. 2914 02:03:26,747 --> 02:03:28,618 Not another word out of your mouth! 2915 02:03:28,662 --> 02:03:30,359 [ERNESTO CHUCKLES] 2916 02:03:30,403 --> 02:03:33,057 Now get the fuck out, you suitcase pimp. 2917 02:03:34,015 --> 02:03:35,016 What'd you say? 2918 02:03:36,278 --> 02:03:39,586 You heard me. Suitcase pimp. 2919 02:03:40,456 --> 02:03:41,849 Say that shit again. 2920 02:03:41,892 --> 02:03:45,635 Homeless suitcase pimp. 2921 02:03:48,682 --> 02:03:49,683 Hmm. 2922 02:03:53,904 --> 02:03:55,297 ERNESTO: Just go ahead and leave, dude. 2923 02:04:00,650 --> 02:04:01,651 What the... 2924 02:04:03,523 --> 02:04:05,438 LIL: He's outta here, babe.LEXI: He's outta here. 2925 02:04:05,481 --> 02:04:07,091 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]LIL: No more. 2926 02:04:07,135 --> 02:04:09,485 Ah, that was nothin' but trouble. 2927 02:04:09,529 --> 02:04:11,052 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 2928 02:04:11,095 --> 02:04:12,183 [SIGHS] 2929 02:04:16,144 --> 02:04:17,667 [SOPHIE PANTING] 2930 02:05:03,931 --> 02:05:05,541 [MACHINERY HUMMING] 2931 02:05:41,664 --> 02:05:43,536 [BIRDS CAWING] 2932 02:05:47,627 --> 02:05:49,367 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 2933 02:06:08,648 --> 02:06:09,649 [SIGHS] 2934 02:06:14,305 --> 02:06:17,308 [DISTORTED VERSION OF BYE BYE BYEPLAYING FAINTLY] 2935 02:06:24,533 --> 02:06:26,056 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 2936 02:06:26,970 --> 02:06:28,798 [SONG GROWS LOUDER] 2937 02:06:38,503 --> 02:06:40,636 [SONG CONTINUES PLAYING] 2938 02:06:53,562 --> 02:06:55,129 [SONG STOPS][CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 2939 02:06:56,739 --> 02:06:58,611 [BIRDS CHIRPING]