1 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:47,732 Hello, Three? All clear. Bring it in. 2 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,322 Brigade. 3 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,629 Once more unto the breach. 4 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:27,979 Yes, chef. 5 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,422 Where the fuck am I? 6 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:26,315 -Look, it's Diana. -Excuse me. 7 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,623 -I'm looking for somewhere. 8 00:07:29,666 --> 00:07:31,842 I've absolutely no idea where I am. 9 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,372 There are no signs anywhere. 10 00:07:44,246 --> 00:07:45,290 Where am I? 11 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:36,820 Right. 12 00:08:41,912 --> 00:08:44,132 "Half my weight's in jewellery, anyway." 13 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,790 Do you remember when she said that? 14 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:52,619 I wasn't here, but I heard about it. 15 00:08:52,662 --> 00:08:54,534 Is she here yet? 16 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,798 Not yet, Ma'am, no. 17 00:08:58,146 --> 00:08:59,713 Then she's late. 18 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:04,021 And he is early. 19 00:09:09,853 --> 00:09:11,594 And yet she is late. 20 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,946 Well, well, well. 21 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,584 Excuse me! 22 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,038 What the bloody hell are you doing here, Diana? 23 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:51,302 Sorry, I mean... Your Royal Highness. 24 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,219 I'm lost. 25 00:10:57,352 --> 00:11:00,660 But if it's you, I must be close, yes? 26 00:11:01,312 --> 00:11:03,140 Yeah, the house is just there but... 27 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,360 why are you driving yourself? 28 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,145 Well, cars don't drive on their own. 29 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:10,539 No. 30 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,325 Where's your driver? Where's your security detail? 31 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,023 I don't know 32 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,287 I was in the café in Kensington giving some presents and... 33 00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,376 I thought I might just... 34 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:22,986 drive. 35 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,336 Do they know? 36 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:26,729 No. 37 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,384 I just drove. 38 00:11:31,386 --> 00:11:33,257 Well, anyway. 39 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:34,998 Hello again. 40 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:37,609 Hello, Darren. 41 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:41,091 Is everybody there? 42 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,877 Well, apart from Her Majesty, yeah. 43 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:45,530 Perfect. 44 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,406 Look. 45 00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:52,886 Of course. 46 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,844 Now I know where I am. 47 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,978 We used to call him Bertie. 48 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,938 I think that's my father's coat he's wearing. 49 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,899 We used to live just over that hill. 50 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,771 Papa used to give the farmer his old clothes. 51 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:18,389 Gosh, how could I get lost in a place where I used to play? 52 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,478 We should really get going. 53 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:25,266 Will they kill me, do you think? 54 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,964 I'm going to check. 55 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,400 -Check what? 56 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,794 Look, it's sandwiches in 15 minutes. 57 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,665 -It's Papa's, I'm sure of it. -Wait. 58 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,930 Say there was a big tractor broken down or something, eh? 59 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,148 Say you got lost. 60 00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:39,236 Anything. 61 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,370 It's too late for trying broken tractors on them. 62 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,633 Her Majesty. 63 00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:14,941 Your Royal Highness. 64 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,148 Hello. 65 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:36,587 No. 66 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,850 Gary usually lets me off. 67 00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:41,114 Gary, Your Royal Highness? 68 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,204 The normal page. The usual Christmas page. 69 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,467 We have a thing between us, an understanding. 70 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,252 I don't usually do the getting-weighed thing. 71 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,080 I'm half jewellery, anyway. 72 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,647 That's what I always say. 73 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:55,737 I'm not, though. 74 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:58,044 -It's a joke. -Ma'am. 75 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,786 Her Majesty herself just a second ago sat on these scales. 76 00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:05,312 And she was very insistent that everyone joins in. 77 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:08,924 -I don't think I've seen you before. -This is my first Sandringham duty. 78 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,318 To make sure everyone joins in. 79 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,843 They said no one is above tradition. 80 00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:18,020 Okay, fine. 81 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,717 I'm in enough trouble. 82 00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,032 We have to put on three pounds minimum before we leave 83 00:16:30,511 --> 00:16:32,730 to prove we enjoyed Christmas, yes? 84 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,863 That is the tradition. 85 00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:39,041 It was Prince Albert in 1847 who began it. 86 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,698 -It's meant to be a bit of fun. -Well, it is, it's a lovely bit of fun. 87 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,483 I'll do what I can. But no promises. 88 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,269 I'm always catching up, always. 89 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,361 -They're all here, aren't they? -Yes. 90 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:57,581 Mm. 91 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:00,410 What happened? 92 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,325 A tractor broken down. 93 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:05,024 -I had to help mend it. My fingernails. 94 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:09,811 -Is the bedroom cold again this year? -Yes, it is. 95 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:12,944 I always tell them. They never listen. 96 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:16,600 -Ma'am, if the bedroom's cold... -The bedroom's always cold. 97 00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,863 It's a bit of fun. Tradition. 98 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,996 I will have more blankets delivered. 99 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,303 Why don't they just turn up the heating 100 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,305 instead of burying everyone in blankets? 101 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,481 -It's every year I say it. -Mummy? 102 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,397 What? Oh, look at you! 103 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,138 -Mummy, I'm cold. 104 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,966 Who gave you this big, hilarious coat? 105 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,577 It's from the storeroom, Ma'am. 106 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,275 His Royal Highness kept saying he was cold. 107 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,755 Instead of heating... 108 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,367 they've dressed you up like Winston Churchill. 109 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,241 Your Royal Highness. 110 00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,200 The family are all gathered in the drawing room for the sandwiches. 111 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:52,419 They are waiting. 112 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,466 The sandwiches. 113 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,948 The sandwiches. The holy sandwiches. 114 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,081 Good. 115 00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,387 To the sandwiches. 116 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,955 I'll be there in a minute. 117 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,305 Ma'am. 118 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,946 Three days. 119 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:27,862 That's it. 120 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,180 Maggie. 121 00:19:44,748 --> 00:19:46,794 Oh my God. Didn't they tell you? 122 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:50,798 I've got you again. I bagged you. 123 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,366 They gave me to you because I insisted. 124 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:55,411 Good. 125 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,326 Hope. 126 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,550 These are your dresses for the whole thing. 127 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:09,033 I have to run. Listen... 128 00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:11,297 I've left a coat in my car. 129 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,864 I want you to clean it, sew it up, 130 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:15,170 whatever it needs. 131 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:18,478 A coat from where, Ma'am? 132 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,263 Ancient history. 133 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:22,656 Whose ancient history? 134 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,440 Spencer. 135 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,718 I was always last back. 136 00:20:42,066 --> 00:20:43,546 Always late for everything. 137 00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,985 I'd get home half an hour after the others and... 138 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,465 everyone would just laugh. 139 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:54,253 I'd actually forgotten all about the scarecrow until today. 140 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,994 I can't believe he's still watching over us. 141 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,476 How can he watch us? 142 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,612 Ma'am, they're about to open the presents. 143 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,874 Yes, coming. 144 00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,746 Mummy, 145 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,576 why do we have to open our presents on Christmas Eve? 146 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,753 Why not Christmas Day like everybody else? 147 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:20,496 -You know at school you do tenses? -Yeah. 148 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:23,107 There's the past, the present, future. 149 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,239 Right. 150 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,807 Well here, there is only one tense. 151 00:21:27,547 --> 00:21:29,026 There is no future. 152 00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:31,986 The past and the present are the same thing. 153 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,858 Daddy told Harry it's because Father Christmas 154 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,774 does queens and kings the day before everybody else 155 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,863 so that we get the best presents. 156 00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:41,865 -It's true. -He still believes it. 157 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,171 What? 158 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,216 Actually, that was my little fabrication. 159 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,740 I believe Mummy. 160 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,351 Daddy did confirm it, though. 161 00:21:49,395 --> 00:21:51,614 Oh, if Daddy confirmed it, then it must be true. 162 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:53,268 Yes, of course it is. 163 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,097 You two are both gonna get coal for Christmas. 164 00:21:57,881 --> 00:21:59,796 Can we go to the house where you used to live? 165 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,015 It's boarded up. 166 00:22:02,016 --> 00:22:03,670 It's dangerous, apparently. 167 00:22:03,713 --> 00:22:06,150 They said, "It's dangerous, you know?" 168 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:09,110 -Aww. -In those voices, like doors closing. 169 00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:10,894 Did Granny order that? 170 00:22:12,722 --> 00:22:14,550 Ma'am, the others are waiting. 171 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:17,031 Okay, you go. I'll join you in a minute. Come on. 172 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:21,644 Do you like them getting cross with you? 173 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,037 Yes, terribly. 174 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,039 Mummy, 175 00:22:25,082 --> 00:22:26,257 what's happened? 176 00:22:26,954 --> 00:22:28,477 It's Christmas. 177 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:30,436 Everything waits until after Christmas. 178 00:22:30,827 --> 00:22:31,915 Go on. 179 00:22:43,231 --> 00:22:44,667 Fuck. 180 00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:11,346 There. 181 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:28,407 What do you think? 182 00:23:29,059 --> 00:23:31,061 Very beautiful, Your Royal Highness. 183 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,454 Mm. 184 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:39,505 -It's Martha, isn't it? -Maria, Ma'am. 185 00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:40,593 Oh. 186 00:23:43,204 --> 00:23:44,988 My husband doesn't know it, but... 187 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:47,904 I saw a photo and... 188 00:23:48,209 --> 00:23:50,646 she was wearing exactly the same pearls. 189 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,389 He bought exactly the same for her. 190 00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,131 But he doesn't even realise. 191 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:01,744 It's why I left them. 192 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:02,963 As a gesture. 193 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,142 They are beautiful. 194 00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:12,886 It's not the pearls' fault, is it? 195 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,757 -No, Ma'am. 196 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:18,979 If I gave them to you, would you take them? 197 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:24,550 No. 198 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:27,466 No, she couldn't possibly think of it, Ma'am. 199 00:24:28,641 --> 00:24:30,773 I'm told there's a dress to go with them. 200 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,296 I'm told it's all set. 201 00:24:33,210 --> 00:24:34,603 You know? All set. 202 00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,477 As if everything's already happened. 203 00:25:39,886 --> 00:25:44,020 Papa, didn't you say that we Spencers were distantly related to Anne Boleyn? 204 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:47,502 Yes, I read all about her. 205 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,461 They even wrote a poem. 206 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,770 "She married the King of England 207 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:57,251 "And the King chopped off her head 208 00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:00,297 "Because he met another woman 209 00:26:01,516 --> 00:26:03,083 "And wanted her to be Queen... 210 00:26:04,737 --> 00:26:05,868 "instead." 211 00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:43,166 Who is it? 212 00:26:43,427 --> 00:26:44,690 It's Maggie, Ma'am. 213 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,606 Well, come. 214 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,304 Emergency. 215 00:26:54,395 --> 00:26:55,962 Gosh, thank God it's you. 216 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:57,703 Look. 217 00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,618 Emergency, why? It looks beautiful. 218 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:02,708 -But it doesn't fit. -Have you tried it on? 219 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,231 No, with my mood. 220 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:06,407 It... It doesn't fit in with my mood. 221 00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:10,454 Should be black. Black, to contrast the pearls. 222 00:27:16,939 --> 00:27:19,855 Not only did I rescue it from a scarecrow, 223 00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,031 I'm talking to it. 224 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:25,556 All rumours of my disintegration confirmed. 225 00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:32,563 You know, the dust in this house... 226 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:36,655 almost certainly contains the dead skin of every person who's ever stayed in it. 227 00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,614 This was once Queen Victoria's room. 228 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,661 So it will have her skin floating in the air. 229 00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:47,013 She wore black for forty years after her husband died. 230 00:27:48,492 --> 00:27:50,103 That's love, isn't it? 231 00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:53,323 Well, there's no need to wear black because no one has died. 232 00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,721 -I've put on weight. -No, you've lost weight. 233 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:02,593 There's up or down. It's not an issue of debate. 234 00:28:02,855 --> 00:28:04,639 Remember, we used to talk. 235 00:28:05,118 --> 00:28:07,511 They fill your eggs with princes and ride away. 236 00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:09,862 That's fine. 237 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:11,646 It's just fine. 238 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:12,952 Oh, fuck it. 239 00:28:14,475 --> 00:28:15,737 I will wear the dress. 240 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:17,826 With the pearls. 241 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:18,958 Good. 242 00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,699 Good choice. 243 00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,179 Because I'm too weak to insist on black. 244 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:24,354 -Please. 245 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:26,879 -It will be fine. -Yes, it willbe fine. 246 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:29,142 Good. 247 00:28:29,533 --> 00:28:32,232 You'll be in the world, in some pub. Laughing. 248 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:35,888 And I will be in a field full of fucking landmines. 249 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,369 So stand very still and smile a lot. 250 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:42,242 In this house, everyone can hear everything. 251 00:28:42,503 --> 00:28:44,548 Yes, even your thoughts. 252 00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:45,811 Who is that new chap? 253 00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,117 He can read your thoughts. 254 00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,772 Yes, they're getting quite serious. 255 00:28:50,816 --> 00:28:54,123 -About? -They're getting serious about you. 256 00:28:55,429 --> 00:28:56,822 It is concern. 257 00:28:57,431 --> 00:28:58,780 Yes, concern. 258 00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:01,304 Suggesting compassion. 259 00:29:02,218 --> 00:29:03,959 Why wouldn't they be concerned? 260 00:29:04,612 --> 00:29:05,874 I'm half gone. 261 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,094 -Gone where? -I don't know. 262 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,837 Today, I nearly just... 263 00:29:12,838 --> 00:29:14,448 nearly just kept driving. 264 00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:20,367 This year they insisted on weighing me. 265 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,067 Just a bit of fun. 266 00:29:25,851 --> 00:29:27,330 They can't change. 267 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:29,637 You have to change. 268 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:33,772 I mean, the weighing, yes, that is just that. 269 00:29:34,511 --> 00:29:36,035 A bit of fun. 270 00:29:36,078 --> 00:29:38,777 -But don't see conspiracy everywhere. 271 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,562 Don't behave the way the say you behave. 272 00:29:42,084 --> 00:29:43,738 You make it easy for them. 273 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,219 Easy for them to do what? 274 00:29:46,959 --> 00:29:47,960 Well, say it. 275 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:50,049 Just look gorgeous. 276 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:53,400 I know about the pearls. I know he gave the same to her. 277 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:56,055 I understand why you're like this. 278 00:29:59,014 --> 00:30:01,538 -It's deliberate. -No, no. 279 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,062 He just forgets. 280 00:30:03,714 --> 00:30:04,977 But wear them anyway. 281 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:08,458 And in your beauty, he will remember. 282 00:30:09,198 --> 00:30:11,070 I don't care if he fucking remembers. 283 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,160 Then only remember you're beautiful. 284 00:30:15,161 --> 00:30:16,597 Don't let that go. 285 00:30:17,163 --> 00:30:18,512 Beauty is useless. 286 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,558 Beauty is clothing. 287 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,353 Prepare the tureens, warm the bowls. Please. Hush, hush, no noise. 288 00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:36,530 --Stay on on your feet! 289 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:38,053 They can hear us. 290 00:30:38,445 --> 00:30:40,577 -Pitter, patter, soft words. 291 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:45,147 Fingers out of saucers, you sons and you daughters of bitches. 292 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:48,847 And we blanch the nettles or they will sting us. 293 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:55,854 Brigade, we make everything the best it can be. 294 00:30:55,897 --> 00:30:58,726 I want our Princess of Wales 295 00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:01,511 to want something. 296 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,123 Service. 297 00:36:19,829 --> 00:36:20,874 Ma'am? 298 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:22,528 It's dessert. 299 00:36:23,964 --> 00:36:25,574 -They're waiting for you. -Yes, I know. 300 00:37:46,699 --> 00:37:48,657 Still hungry, Ma'am? 301 00:37:59,581 --> 00:38:00,930 Who are you... 302 00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:02,584 exactly? 303 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:06,371 I'm usually at Clarence House, drafted in for this occasion. 304 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,373 I'm the Queen Mother's equerry. 305 00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:12,768 Before that? 306 00:38:14,683 --> 00:38:17,077 I was an officer. In a regiment called the Black Watch. 307 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:19,688 And that's what you do. 308 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:21,255 You watch. 309 00:38:22,648 --> 00:38:24,998 Mostly I'm here because of the press. 310 00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:30,220 It was felt we needed to be on guard because of all the silly attention 311 00:38:30,482 --> 00:38:32,658 that your Royal Highness is attracting. 312 00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:34,312 Yes, I'm a magnet for madness. 313 00:38:35,704 --> 00:38:37,184 Other people's madness. 314 00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:39,665 I have military experience. 315 00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:44,539 Part of my remit is the security within the grounds of Sandringham House. 316 00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:46,933 To keep photographers away. 317 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:49,109 Foreigners, you know? 318 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,331 One of the men reported back today that they saw you 319 00:38:53,374 --> 00:38:55,811 dressing and undressing with your curtains open. 320 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,772 If there had been a photographer... 321 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:03,384 Now you really watch. 322 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:07,214 I watch to make sure that others do not see. 323 00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:11,479 Their lenses are terribly powerful these days, Ma'am. 324 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:14,395 Their lenses are more like microscopes, actually. 325 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:18,660 And I am the insect in the dish. 326 00:39:20,662 --> 00:39:23,230 You see, they're pulling my wings and my legs off. 327 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:27,234 One by one. Making notes on how I react. 328 00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:32,500 "Oh, she really does make a fuss this one, doesn't she?" 329 00:39:34,676 --> 00:39:36,069 Not like Anne Boleyn... 330 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:41,248 who offered her head to the tweezers with such grace. 331 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:46,601 I just wanted to be sure you were feeling all right. 332 00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:49,822 And give you that word of warning. 333 00:39:50,997 --> 00:39:52,346 I will feel all right. 334 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,654 If you go away. Please. 335 00:39:56,306 --> 00:39:57,395 Very well. 336 00:39:58,308 --> 00:39:59,440 But please... 337 00:39:59,832 --> 00:40:02,312 -keep your curtains... -Close my curtains. 338 00:40:03,052 --> 00:40:04,184 Yes. 339 00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:07,405 Maybe. 340 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:09,668 No. 341 00:40:11,321 --> 00:40:13,628 Depending on lots of things. Hmm. 342 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:20,418 -Oh. 343 00:40:21,462 --> 00:40:22,724 It's gone midnight. 344 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:24,509 So... 345 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:26,989 Happy Christmas. 346 00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:28,817 Happy Christmas. 347 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,980 -Who is this? 348 00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:46,721 Hands on your head! 349 00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:48,984 -Sorry. 350 00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:50,029 It's me. 351 00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:54,512 Your Royal Highness, apologies. 352 00:41:54,555 --> 00:41:55,991 We thought you were... 353 00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,472 Can I take my hands off my head? 354 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:01,301 -Of course. Sorry, Ma'am. 355 00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:02,607 I used to live there. 356 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:04,478 I grew up there. 357 00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:07,568 Came to have a look. 358 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:11,267 Ma'am, according to the rules, if we have an encounter, we have to report it. 359 00:42:11,790 --> 00:42:12,921 With me? 360 00:42:13,443 --> 00:42:14,880 With anyone. 361 00:42:14,923 --> 00:42:17,883 I'd like it if you didn't report this encounter. 362 00:42:19,014 --> 00:42:20,102 Just... 363 00:42:20,581 --> 00:42:22,017 say you saw a ghost. 364 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:25,194 Are you warm enough, Ma'am? 365 00:42:25,630 --> 00:42:26,892 Not really. 366 00:42:27,980 --> 00:42:29,634 They won't turn the heating up. 367 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,943 -I'll go back. -We'll escort you. 368 00:42:35,335 --> 00:42:37,816 -Why? -There are photographers. 369 00:42:38,164 --> 00:42:41,646 Well, perhaps they just want to take photos of what's really going on. 370 00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:44,300 2323, anyone there? 371 00:42:44,823 --> 00:42:45,824 Joe, is anyone there? 372 00:42:46,389 --> 00:42:48,043 No, nothing at all. 373 00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:49,828 No one, all clear. 374 00:43:27,953 --> 00:43:29,781 Mummy, you're freezing. 375 00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:33,349 I tried to escape. 376 00:43:33,393 --> 00:43:34,612 Got captured. 377 00:43:38,441 --> 00:43:39,660 This one's for you. 378 00:43:42,054 --> 00:43:44,099 -What is it? -Not telling you. 379 00:43:44,709 --> 00:43:47,929 Open it in the morning. Christmas morning, like normal people. 380 00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,497 -Don't tell anyone. 381 00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:53,761 -Okay. -I can hear you both talking, you know? 382 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,635 -And I'm still cold. -Oh. 383 00:43:58,331 --> 00:44:00,072 When you're cold, 384 00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:01,639 you light a fire. 385 00:44:04,772 --> 00:44:05,860 For you. 386 00:44:08,994 --> 00:44:10,648 -Let's play. Come on. 387 00:44:11,518 --> 00:44:12,650 Attention. 388 00:44:14,521 --> 00:44:16,828 I'll be the major. You be the soldiers. 389 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:19,308 This game is silly. 390 00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,528 Because you're hopeless at it. 391 00:44:21,571 --> 00:44:22,703 Soldier William. 392 00:44:24,836 --> 00:44:26,751 Best thing about Christmas so far? 393 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:29,797 -Best thing-- -And it has to be the truth. 394 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:33,540 Best thing about Christmas so far is being with the family, Sir. 395 00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:37,892 Soldier, I said I wanted the truth. 396 00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:39,633 -Soldier. -Sorry, Sir. 397 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,417 Presents, Sir. 398 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,377 Sir, presents are the only good thing about Christmas, Sir. 399 00:44:46,118 --> 00:44:47,946 -Not if you can't open them. -That's true. 400 00:44:49,643 --> 00:44:52,124 Soldier Harry. Best part of Christmas so far? 401 00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:54,735 And I know I'll get the truth from you, Sir. 402 00:44:55,170 --> 00:44:57,346 When you arrived, Mummy, Sir. 403 00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:01,220 -Thank you, Sir. -My turn. 404 00:45:01,786 --> 00:45:03,744 Major William to Soldier Diana. 405 00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:06,312 Tell the Major what's happened to make you so sad. 406 00:45:07,182 --> 00:45:09,010 Sir. Don't know what you mean, Sir. 407 00:45:09,358 --> 00:45:12,187 -I want the truth, Soldier. 408 00:45:12,231 --> 00:45:13,319 Sir. 409 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,495 The past, Sir. 410 00:45:15,843 --> 00:45:17,758 I think it's the present, Soldier. 411 00:45:20,152 --> 00:45:21,806 I think it's in the future. 412 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:27,899 Mummy, I actually have to open this or I'll be sick. 413 00:45:28,290 --> 00:45:30,205 For God's sake, then open it. 414 00:45:33,252 --> 00:45:35,297 Major William to Soldier Diana. 415 00:45:35,950 --> 00:45:38,257 Um... What's your favourite colour? 416 00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:40,215 -What... What's your favourite... - Sir, pink. 417 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,956 No, um... Favourite food? 418 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,352 Um... Pink, pink... um... hippopotamus cake, spotted. 419 00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,398 -What's your favourite animal, Soldier? -Oh... 420 00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:54,882 -Lobster. -Why did you get me a lobster? 421 00:45:55,491 --> 00:45:58,930 Um... Because it's red like your cheeks, Sir. 422 00:45:58,973 --> 00:46:03,456 And it was flown from... um... 423 00:46:03,499 --> 00:46:06,198 It was flown from Santa's home all the way... 424 00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:07,460 -Um... 425 00:46:07,503 --> 00:46:09,854 It's... it's Santa's... lobster. 426 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:11,594 It's Santa's lobster, Sir. 427 00:46:12,291 --> 00:46:13,727 I wanted the truth! 428 00:46:15,511 --> 00:46:17,383 It's all the way from the North Pole. She flew here. 429 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,212 -You have wings? -Definitely. 430 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,867 -Soldier William. -Ah. 431 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:25,304 Your perfect, perfect Christmas. 432 00:46:25,347 --> 00:46:26,958 Tell me all about it. 433 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,308 My perfect, perfect Christmas, Sir, 434 00:46:29,351 --> 00:46:32,572 is not following the rules and doing whatever you want. 435 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:35,662 -Eating with your hands. -Not showing up. 436 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:38,099 What would that be like? 437 00:46:38,143 --> 00:46:39,535 That would be a miracle. 438 00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:43,104 We've never had a miracle before. 439 00:46:43,670 --> 00:46:45,150 Don't know what it's like. 440 00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:48,631 Soldier. Do you want to be king, Soldier? 441 00:46:51,983 --> 00:46:53,201 I have no choice. 442 00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:57,684 Do you want to be the queen, Soldier? 443 00:46:59,164 --> 00:47:00,426 I'll be your mum. 444 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:02,515 That's my job. 445 00:47:03,298 --> 00:47:04,734 Do you get paid? 446 00:47:06,258 --> 00:47:07,389 Hardly. 447 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:10,871 If I start being really silly in the next few days, 448 00:47:11,916 --> 00:47:13,004 just tell me. 449 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,529 I'll only believe it if it's you who tells me. 450 00:47:16,572 --> 00:47:18,009 Okay, Mummy. 451 00:47:18,052 --> 00:47:19,401 Sure can do. 452 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:53,740 Who is it? 453 00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:55,829 Your dresser, Your Royal Highness. 454 00:48:07,449 --> 00:48:08,798 Where's Maggie? 455 00:48:09,103 --> 00:48:10,931 I have dressed you before, Ma'am. 456 00:48:10,975 --> 00:48:12,106 Yes, I know. 457 00:48:12,411 --> 00:48:13,629 May I come in? 458 00:48:14,282 --> 00:48:15,588 Where's Maggie? 459 00:48:16,284 --> 00:48:19,157 I believe Major Gregory sent her back to London. 460 00:48:34,128 --> 00:48:35,913 It's very cold this morning. 461 00:48:49,448 --> 00:48:50,753 This is for breakfast. 462 00:48:52,451 --> 00:48:55,106 The next outfit, the one you chose for church... 463 00:48:55,149 --> 00:48:58,326 I suggest you wear a warm Merino long coat. 464 00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:01,939 How do I look? 465 00:49:03,114 --> 00:49:04,419 What do you mean? 466 00:49:04,985 --> 00:49:07,248 Right now, how do I look? 467 00:49:07,857 --> 00:49:08,989 Very nice. 468 00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:11,339 Hmm. 469 00:49:13,211 --> 00:49:15,517 -Happy Christmas. -Oh! 470 00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:19,086 -Happy Christmas... - "... Christmas, Ma'am." "Very nice." 471 00:49:19,608 --> 00:49:21,784 I'd really like to have someone I can talk to properly. 472 00:49:21,828 --> 00:49:23,656 When is Maggie back? 473 00:49:23,699 --> 00:49:25,658 -I really don't know, Ma'am. -That will be all. Thank you. 474 00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:27,355 I'm sorry? 475 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:29,314 There's a designated dress which I will put on for breakfast. 476 00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:30,924 And I can put it on myself. 477 00:49:31,751 --> 00:49:33,405 Your hair isn't set, Ma'am. 478 00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:38,584 Tell them I want Maggie. 479 00:49:40,586 --> 00:49:43,154 Tell Major Gregory, who hears everything, that I insist on having Maggie. 480 00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:47,419 It isn't really Major Gregory who decides. 481 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:50,248 No, he doesn't decide. There's never a decision to make. 482 00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,032 There's only what must happen. 483 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:53,555 But even so... 484 00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:57,124 Tell them I insist on having Maggie. 485 00:50:04,305 --> 00:50:07,308 Or I'll cut all my dresses to pieces with a kitchen knife. 486 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:12,531 Yes, Ma'am. 487 00:50:13,053 --> 00:50:15,969 -Wait, don't say that. 488 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,318 No, I don't mean that. 489 00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:18,928 Don't say that. 490 00:50:18,972 --> 00:50:21,061 Just say that I'd like Maggie. 491 00:50:22,976 --> 00:50:24,238 Though you're good, 492 00:50:25,196 --> 00:50:26,501 I would prefer... 493 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:28,590 I would like Maggie. 494 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:31,506 -Yes, Ma'am. -Thank you. 495 00:51:11,938 --> 00:51:15,420 Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, smile, please. 496 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:25,517 This will be followed by coddled eggs with cream sauce, 497 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,910 Scottish kippers, brown and white toast. 498 00:51:28,215 --> 00:51:30,478 Accompanied by simmered herring roe, 499 00:51:30,522 --> 00:51:34,047 roasted muffins, quince jelly. Followed by fresh-- 500 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,570 This will be followed by fresh coffee 501 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:38,791 with a selection of organic pastries and cakes 502 00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,532 from Highgrove House, 503 00:51:40,575 --> 00:51:44,013 a selection of organic Highgrove jams and marmalades with honey 504 00:51:44,623 --> 00:51:45,928 from Highgrove bees. 505 00:51:46,538 --> 00:51:49,193 Then, at ten o'clock precisely, 506 00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:51,369 cars will take all those concerned 507 00:51:51,412 --> 00:51:54,720 to St. Mary Magdalene's Church for traditional morning worship. 508 00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:56,809 But now, 509 00:51:57,679 --> 00:51:59,812 enjoy your breakfast, your Majesty. 510 00:52:05,905 --> 00:52:07,036 How do I look? 511 00:52:10,039 --> 00:52:11,215 You look fine. 512 00:52:14,783 --> 00:52:17,351 There is... one thing. 513 00:52:20,441 --> 00:52:23,183 The chickens laid the eggs, 514 00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:25,968 the fishermen caught the fish, 515 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,755 all these little bees made the honey... 516 00:52:30,538 --> 00:52:33,802 They all made such an effort to bring you breakfast. 517 00:52:34,629 --> 00:52:35,978 Please, 518 00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:39,112 do them the courtesy of not regurgitating it all 519 00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:42,507 into a lavatory bowl before the church bells even ring. 520 00:52:49,601 --> 00:52:52,691 The peace of God, which passeth all understanding, 521 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:56,782 shall keep your hearts and minds in the knowledge and love of God 522 00:52:57,043 --> 00:52:59,785 and of his Son, Jesus Christ our Lord. 523 00:53:00,655 --> 00:53:05,051 And the blessings of God almighty, the Father, the Son and Holy Ghost 524 00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:08,315 be amongst you and remain with you always. 525 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,839 -Amen. -Amen. 526 00:53:34,907 --> 00:53:36,125 Come here. 527 00:53:37,823 --> 00:53:39,085 Thanks for the crab. 528 00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:41,696 -It's awful. 529 00:53:42,393 --> 00:53:44,003 I got it at the petrol station. 530 00:53:44,699 --> 00:53:46,048 It's Christmas. 531 00:53:46,092 --> 00:53:48,399 -It's the thought that counts. 532 00:53:58,974 --> 00:54:01,150 Did you tell anyone? Mm? 533 00:54:01,716 --> 00:54:03,109 No. 534 00:54:03,152 --> 00:54:05,242 -I told Harry to hide his lobster. 535 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:06,504 But he lost it anyway. 536 00:54:07,331 --> 00:54:08,462 Of course. 537 00:54:08,984 --> 00:54:10,159 Well, that's okay. 538 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:13,032 There's lots of crustaceans to be had at the petrol station. 539 00:54:13,337 --> 00:54:14,555 -Mm? -Yeah. 540 00:54:20,518 --> 00:54:22,476 -You cold? -Mm-hmm. 541 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,174 -Yeah. -Almost. 542 00:54:29,353 --> 00:54:31,180 -Diana! 543 00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:32,443 Diana! 544 00:54:33,792 --> 00:54:36,098 Look this way. Give us a smile. 545 00:54:36,142 --> 00:54:37,796 And William! Will! 546 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,418 Look this way. There she is. 547 00:55:12,047 --> 00:55:13,353 Diana! 548 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,357 The public began arriving early this morning... 549 00:55:17,401 --> 00:55:19,403 Look, she's wearing the wrong one. 550 00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:23,232 She's wearing "Boxing Day lunch" when it should be "Christmas Day church." 551 00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:26,888 Does it really matter that she's, um, swapping them around? 552 00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:28,150 And those crowds... 553 00:55:28,194 --> 00:55:29,978 I mean, do you think I should tell someone? 554 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:32,111 They might think it's me making mistakes. 555 00:55:32,503 --> 00:55:35,027 Oh, no. Oh, don't worry. 556 00:55:35,462 --> 00:55:37,377 ... as the Royal Familyturned out... 557 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:40,424 They'll know it's not you who's making mistakes. 558 00:55:40,467 --> 00:55:41,903 ...the Duke of Edinburgh. 559 00:55:42,904 --> 00:55:44,732 "Oh death rock me to sleep 560 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:47,648 "Bring me to quiet rest 561 00:55:48,910 --> 00:55:51,348 "Let pass my weary, guiltless ghost 562 00:55:52,610 --> 00:55:54,263 "Out of my careful breast." 563 00:56:00,966 --> 00:56:02,184 Diana. 564 00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:07,842 Oh death, rock me to sleep. 565 00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:39,396 Pull! 566 00:56:46,533 --> 00:56:47,578 Pull! 567 00:57:02,070 --> 00:57:03,550 You have to say "Pull." 568 00:57:04,029 --> 00:57:06,466 -Pull. -Don't whisper it, say it loud. 569 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,425 Pull! 570 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:14,648 Again. 571 00:57:15,562 --> 00:57:16,607 Pull! 572 00:57:23,788 --> 00:57:27,313 You've got... You've got 24 hours. Just teach him. 573 00:57:27,356 --> 00:57:29,489 You move with the bird, you aim for the beak. 574 00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:30,838 Okay. 575 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,450 One in three would be bearable. 576 00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:39,543 William told me before we came here he didn't want to shoot guns. 577 00:57:39,586 --> 00:57:42,459 I want to talk because someone aid something about clothes. 578 00:57:42,502 --> 00:57:44,112 -Will he be all right? -Yes, of course he'll be alright. 579 00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:46,419 Your dresser said something about clothes. 580 00:57:46,811 --> 00:57:48,160 I mean, will he be safe? 581 00:57:48,203 --> 00:57:50,467 It's perfectly safe, you wear protective glasses. 582 00:57:51,816 --> 00:57:53,470 How can it be safe 583 00:57:53,513 --> 00:57:55,559 if you have to wear protective glasses? 584 00:57:56,037 --> 00:57:58,997 Yesterday, you arrived after the Queen. 585 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:01,565 -I got lost. -How could you get lost? 586 00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:03,436 You've lived over the hill for years. 587 00:58:04,045 --> 00:58:05,394 It looks different now. 588 00:58:06,134 --> 00:58:07,614 Everything looks different. 589 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:10,356 Except the scarecrow. 590 00:58:10,399 --> 00:58:13,315 Yes, she says you took a jacket off a scarecrow. 591 00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:16,231 It was a bit of fun. 592 00:58:18,277 --> 00:58:20,497 You sure you weren't late yesterday because you were delayed by someone? 593 00:58:21,889 --> 00:58:23,151 Someone? 594 00:58:23,195 --> 00:58:24,979 I just thought someone might have delayed you. 595 00:58:26,241 --> 00:58:27,460 No. 596 00:58:29,331 --> 00:58:32,117 Sometimes you get delayed by someone. 597 00:58:33,205 --> 00:58:34,511 No one says anything. 598 00:58:36,121 --> 00:58:38,123 It's perfectly acceptable for you to be delayed by someone. 599 00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,951 How can you ask if it's safe? It's a tradition. 600 00:58:39,994 --> 00:58:41,822 Why did you send Maggie away? 601 00:58:41,866 --> 00:58:44,042 They said she left the curtains open. 602 00:58:44,085 --> 00:58:45,391 I left the curtains open. 603 00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:49,221 They are circling us. Didn't you know? Don't you read? 604 00:58:49,569 --> 00:58:52,311 They're hungry for anything. Why are you swapping dresses around? 605 00:58:54,443 --> 00:58:56,358 Why would you think I got delayed by someone? 606 00:58:56,402 --> 00:58:57,838 Oh, come on, come on. 607 00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:04,889 -He said he didn't want to shoot yet. -He's old enough. 608 00:59:06,238 --> 00:59:08,457 And you want him to shoot real birds tomorrow? 609 00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:09,981 For God's sake. 610 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:13,854 Also... 611 00:59:14,638 --> 00:59:17,031 one of Major Gregory's men said he saw you 612 00:59:17,336 --> 00:59:19,860 wandering around in the grounds last night. 613 00:59:21,166 --> 00:59:22,820 I wanted to see my house. 614 00:59:22,863 --> 00:59:25,605 The police caught you but didn't report it. 615 00:59:25,649 --> 00:59:27,085 Gregory's men saw you too. 616 00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:29,391 -They're better than the police. -I wanted to go home. 617 00:59:29,435 --> 00:59:33,134 -It's boarded up. -Yes, but I wish it would be unboarded. 618 00:59:33,178 --> 00:59:35,136 But if I wish it aloud it definitely won't happen. 619 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:37,878 You talk like a baby who isn't being spoilt enough. 620 00:59:40,707 --> 00:59:42,404 I would like it 621 00:59:42,448 --> 00:59:45,233 if you didn't make him shoot real birds tomorrow. 622 00:59:46,234 --> 00:59:47,627 And I would like it 623 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:52,066 if you didn't buy me pearls because you bought us both the same thing. 624 00:59:56,288 --> 00:59:58,029 And if they're circling... 625 00:59:58,943 --> 01:00:01,249 it seems they're circling just me. 626 01:00:01,859 --> 01:00:02,729 Not you. 627 01:00:03,817 --> 01:00:04,992 Just me. 628 01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,300 Perhaps because I always take care to close my curtains. 629 01:00:26,579 --> 01:00:27,624 Look. 630 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:32,150 The thing is, Diana, there has to be two of you. 631 01:00:34,587 --> 01:00:38,373 You... There's... There's two of me, there's two of Father, two of everyone. 632 01:00:39,070 --> 01:00:40,506 There's the real one, 633 01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:43,857 and the one they take pictures of. 634 01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:49,950 Now, we are given tasks. 635 01:00:50,603 --> 01:00:53,519 You know, I... I hated to shoot at first. 636 01:00:54,128 --> 01:00:56,478 I gave my gun to the other one, but... 637 01:00:57,218 --> 01:01:00,004 But you know, you have to be able to make your... 638 01:01:00,047 --> 01:01:01,701 body do things... 639 01:01:02,702 --> 01:01:03,572 you hate. 640 01:01:05,444 --> 01:01:06,706 That you hate? 641 01:01:08,882 --> 01:01:11,058 -That you hate. -That you hate? 642 01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:14,192 Yes. 643 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,979 For the good of the country. 644 01:01:21,634 --> 01:01:23,854 -Of the country? -Yes, the people. 645 01:01:24,855 --> 01:01:26,813 Because they don't want us to be people. 646 01:01:29,511 --> 01:01:31,035 That's how it is. 647 01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:35,561 I'm sorry, I thought you knew. 648 01:01:55,929 --> 01:01:58,192 So please, stick to the list as it is written, 649 01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,194 in the order that it is written. 650 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,502 -The dresser gets upset. -I want Maggie back. 651 01:02:03,545 --> 01:02:06,374 Someone heard Maggie saying she thinks you're cracking up. 652 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:08,812 -What? 653 01:02:09,116 --> 01:02:11,858 Yes, everyone here hears everything. 654 01:02:12,729 --> 01:02:15,383 They just don't always tell you what they've heard. 655 01:02:25,437 --> 01:02:27,831 This can be an opportunity to reflect on our own good fortune 656 01:02:28,657 --> 01:02:30,790 and on whether we have anything to offer, 657 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,183 by way of example, 658 01:02:34,098 --> 01:02:36,274 to those who have recently broken free of dictatorship. 659 01:02:36,709 --> 01:02:39,190 We, who claim to be of the free world, 660 01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:42,846 should examine what we really mean by freedom. 661 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:46,023 And how we can help to ensure 662 01:02:46,414 --> 01:02:49,243 that once in place, it is there to stay. 663 01:02:50,941 --> 01:02:54,292 There are all sorts of elements to a free society. 664 01:02:56,076 --> 01:02:58,426 But I believe that among the most important 665 01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,342 is the willingness of ordinary men and women... 666 01:03:02,953 --> 01:03:04,345 -Good girl. 667 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,048 Your Majesty. 668 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:21,536 I really like the dress you wore on television. 669 01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:26,411 Wasn't the one my dresser recommended. 670 01:03:28,413 --> 01:03:30,850 They take a lot of photographs of you, don't they? 671 01:03:31,938 --> 01:03:36,290 The only portrait that really matters is the one they put on the ten pound note. 672 01:03:36,551 --> 01:03:39,380 When they take that one, you understand all you are, 673 01:03:39,424 --> 01:03:40,773 my dear, is currency. 674 01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:44,864 -Come on. 675 01:03:59,226 --> 01:04:03,274 The turkey and the goose will be accompanied by the following: 676 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:07,452 plum sauce, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, cloudberry sauce, 677 01:04:08,192 --> 01:04:10,150 potatoes, carrots and spinach. 678 01:04:10,411 --> 01:04:12,892 Three plums for the Prince of Wales. 679 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:14,459 Organic carrots. 680 01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:16,417 Please, be careful which box we take the carrots from 681 01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:18,202 because he will bloody check. 682 01:04:18,637 --> 01:04:21,335 Parsnips, again organic. 683 01:04:21,379 --> 01:04:24,295 -Okay, on to dessert. 684 01:04:24,338 --> 01:04:27,776 We have soufflé d'abricots, bread and butter pudding, 685 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:31,258 a Christmas pudding chocolate yule log, plum pudding, 686 01:04:31,302 --> 01:04:33,739 mince pies, raspberry croquets, 687 01:04:33,782 --> 01:04:36,655 pastries, fondants, chocolate mousses, 688 01:04:36,698 --> 01:04:40,746 whitechocolate mousses, crème brûlée. 689 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,968 Finally, a selection of sweet and savoury organic biscuits. 690 01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:46,795 Organic biscuits from? 691 01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:48,623 Highgrove, chef! 692 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:50,364 Yes, 693 01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,453 yes, bloody Highgrove. 694 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:56,805 Right. Okay, the time now is ten minutes past three. 695 01:04:56,849 --> 01:04:59,243 Dinner will be served at eight p.m. precisely... 696 01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:22,614 What happens to the pheasants? 697 01:05:26,096 --> 01:05:27,967 What happens to the pheasants that my son will be shooting? 698 01:05:31,014 --> 01:05:32,450 After the shoot... 699 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,105 we'll dress them and we'll pluck them and... 700 01:05:35,496 --> 01:05:37,759 everyone will take a brace home with them. 701 01:05:39,761 --> 01:05:41,328 There will be lots left over. 702 01:05:43,156 --> 01:05:45,506 The staff get some, the dogs get some, and the rest is thrown away. 703 01:05:47,204 --> 01:05:48,596 Thrown away... 704 01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:54,515 The pheasants are bred to be shot, Ma'am. But for the gun, they wouldn't be there. 705 01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:57,779 And the ones that don't get shot, they just get run over. 706 01:05:57,823 --> 01:05:59,651 They're not the brightest of birds. 707 01:06:00,391 --> 01:06:02,132 Beautiful but not very bright. 708 01:06:04,003 --> 01:06:06,136 Did you read the Vogue article about me? 709 01:06:07,528 --> 01:06:11,402 I've put soufflé d'abricots on the menu for you, your favourite. 710 01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:13,970 And I will make it myself for you. 711 01:06:16,885 --> 01:06:17,974 Fine. 712 01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:24,545 Do you mind? 713 01:06:28,071 --> 01:06:30,290 I've been reading about Anne Boleyn. 714 01:06:30,899 --> 01:06:31,857 Oh. 715 01:06:32,989 --> 01:06:34,729 I never remember which one is which. 716 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:38,516 She's the one who was beheaded by King Henry VIII. 717 01:06:39,386 --> 01:06:41,736 Because he said that she was having an affair. 718 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:44,783 But in fact he was the one who was having the affair. 719 01:06:47,046 --> 01:06:48,178 I think I saw her. 720 01:06:48,961 --> 01:06:50,615 The ghost of her. 721 01:06:50,658 --> 01:06:54,140 Everything you say to any member of staff here becomes currency. 722 01:06:54,401 --> 01:06:57,274 Do you understand? It becomes currency in these rooms. 723 01:06:57,883 --> 01:06:58,971 Good. 724 01:06:59,624 --> 01:07:00,799 Excellent. 725 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,584 I'm prepared for my future 726 01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:06,413 as a face on a coin to be passed from hand to hand. 727 01:07:06,457 --> 01:07:07,936 No. 728 01:07:08,328 --> 01:07:10,026 You don't even think that. 729 01:07:11,766 --> 01:07:13,899 Did Maggie say that I was cracking up? 730 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:16,554 Which one's Maggie? 731 01:07:21,341 --> 01:07:23,169 I thought she was my friend. 732 01:07:25,084 --> 01:07:26,433 Did she say it? 733 01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:28,087 I... I don't listen. 734 01:07:28,522 --> 01:07:29,523 I just cook. 735 01:07:32,787 --> 01:07:35,529 Some things are best not said out loud. 736 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:38,924 Stories of ghosts, 737 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:41,709 cutting off of heads and any odd thing that you might say, 738 01:07:41,753 --> 01:07:43,363 they get repeated here. 739 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:47,193 But if I don't say it out loud, they read it on my face. 740 01:07:48,847 --> 01:07:50,544 -They can all see into me. -Ma'am. 741 01:07:51,154 --> 01:07:53,808 Usually when they sit at these tables and talk, 742 01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:55,201 they're laughing. 743 01:07:56,550 --> 01:07:59,031 At all the oddness and all the scandals. 744 01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:04,123 But with you, they do not laugh. 745 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,867 They're gentle with you. 746 01:08:09,824 --> 01:08:11,304 And they're kind. 747 01:08:12,653 --> 01:08:14,307 And they are worried. 748 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:20,226 They want you to survive. 749 01:08:22,010 --> 01:08:25,579 As the person you were when you first came here ten years ago. 750 01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:33,021 Do you have access to wire cutters? 751 01:08:35,198 --> 01:08:37,287 Why do you want wire cutters, Diana? 752 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,419 To cut wire. 753 01:08:57,785 --> 01:08:59,178 Oh, go on. 754 01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:01,049 Fly away. 755 01:09:03,008 --> 01:09:04,401 Before it's too late. 756 01:09:08,970 --> 01:09:12,322 If you are going to fly anywhere, may I recommend Kensington? 757 01:09:13,758 --> 01:09:16,500 They wouldn't shoot you there. 758 01:09:16,891 --> 01:09:19,372 They'd make a fuss of your beautiful feathers. 759 01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:22,245 Look at the colours, they'd say. 760 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:26,814 And everyone would start wearing feathers just like yours. 761 01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:30,296 You're so lucky, because you can wear the same outfit. 762 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:31,428 Forgive me, Ma'am, 763 01:09:31,471 --> 01:09:33,343 But you need to get ready for dinner. 764 01:09:34,561 --> 01:09:35,736 It's almost five. 765 01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,523 Dinner's at eight. 766 01:09:41,002 --> 01:09:43,004 Your dresser needs to dress you Ma'am. Come, come. 767 01:09:43,048 --> 01:09:44,354 I'll be along shortly. 768 01:09:57,584 --> 01:09:58,759 Ma'am, may I? 769 01:10:06,593 --> 01:10:09,509 You know, some years ago I was in Belfast. 770 01:10:10,510 --> 01:10:12,338 The Falls Road. 771 01:10:12,382 --> 01:10:14,035 Sour times back then. 772 01:10:15,298 --> 01:10:16,560 We were in an alley. 773 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:18,562 About to cross... 774 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:20,912 I had a good friend beside me. 775 01:10:21,652 --> 01:10:22,783 A good friend. 776 01:10:24,132 --> 01:10:25,612 Soldiers become more than friends, you know? 777 01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:30,922 Anyway, to stop our legs from shaking, he was telling me a story. 778 01:10:30,965 --> 01:10:33,838 He was brought up in a farm up in the Highlands and he was... 779 01:10:33,881 --> 01:10:35,535 He was talking about some horse 780 01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:38,364 that his father had bought at the fair that couldn't be tamed. 781 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:41,237 Lots of funny stories 782 01:10:41,541 --> 01:10:45,241 about this wild horse throwing his brothers around and such. 783 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:46,764 But then he said... 784 01:10:48,331 --> 01:10:49,332 "But then, 785 01:10:49,941 --> 01:10:51,551 one fine morning..." 786 01:10:54,424 --> 01:10:56,730 In that moment, the bullet hit him. 787 01:10:56,774 --> 01:11:00,560 Back of the head, out through his nose. And he fell onto me and... 788 01:11:01,257 --> 01:11:02,432 I hugged him. 789 01:11:02,736 --> 01:11:03,824 Close. 790 01:11:04,695 --> 01:11:06,697 Saved myself from the next bullet. 791 01:11:07,393 --> 01:11:08,916 Hmm. 792 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:12,964 Never did find out what happened to that wild horse. 793 01:11:13,443 --> 01:11:17,229 I asked myself, who do we soldiers die for? 794 01:11:22,103 --> 01:11:23,888 Then I remembered my oath. 795 01:11:25,455 --> 01:11:28,458 We all make an oath of loyalty to the Crown. 796 01:11:29,589 --> 01:11:31,461 It's not the human beings, you see? 797 01:11:32,549 --> 01:11:35,160 But it's the oath you chose to believe. 798 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:39,730 Their faults, their weaknesses, that's not what you think about 799 01:11:39,773 --> 01:11:41,775 when you're in an alley in the Falls Road. 800 01:11:42,428 --> 01:11:44,952 You think only about your oath. 801 01:11:45,518 --> 01:11:46,780 And what that means. 802 01:11:49,914 --> 01:11:51,655 I don't want anyone to die for me. 803 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,702 And I hope your friend's wild horse 804 01:11:57,443 --> 01:11:58,662 was never tamed. 805 01:12:04,145 --> 01:12:05,321 Ma'am. 806 01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:09,063 I've been asked to ensure 807 01:12:09,890 --> 01:12:11,152 that this time, 808 01:12:11,631 --> 01:12:13,459 unlike your arrival at the House, 809 01:12:13,938 --> 01:12:15,679 you arrive for dinner on time. 810 01:12:17,245 --> 01:12:20,248 It is Her Majesty and the House of Windsor I am pledged to serve. 811 01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,294 And I speak with their voice. 812 01:12:22,686 --> 01:12:25,950 So please, there really is no time for indulgence, Ma'am. 813 01:12:30,302 --> 01:12:32,696 It was you who put the book on my bed. 814 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:35,873 What book? 815 01:12:37,048 --> 01:12:38,702 You put it there as a warning. 816 01:12:39,529 --> 01:12:43,097 I really have no idea what you are talking about, Ma'am. 817 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,849 Ma'am, there seems to have been some confusion 818 01:13:38,892 --> 01:13:40,981 about which dress to wear and when. 819 01:13:42,287 --> 01:13:45,072 Yes, you reported my confusion faithfully. 820 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:47,988 Perhaps you've taken an oath. 821 01:13:52,732 --> 01:13:55,126 The curtains have been fastened, Ma'am. 822 01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:59,043 That is, I was told to sew them by His Royal Highness. 823 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:02,002 There have been reports of people in the grounds. 824 01:14:17,888 --> 01:14:19,585 They think photographers. 825 01:14:20,760 --> 01:14:22,022 We thought it wise. 826 01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:24,242 Yes, it is wise. 827 01:14:25,417 --> 01:14:27,724 -For Christmas dinner. -It's very wise... 828 01:14:27,767 --> 01:14:28,986 I took it in. 829 01:14:30,161 --> 01:14:31,554 You have lost weight. 830 01:14:32,859 --> 01:14:34,078 Shall we try it on? 831 01:14:35,601 --> 01:14:37,473 Ma'am, I will help you. 832 01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:41,955 How can you help me? 833 01:15:10,897 --> 01:15:12,899 I thought at first it might not fit me. 834 01:15:13,596 --> 01:15:15,336 But it does. 835 01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:17,425 There's even a little room left in it to accommodate for dinner. 836 01:15:21,342 --> 01:15:22,343 There we are. 837 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:28,915 Hmm. 838 01:15:29,350 --> 01:15:30,569 Will you wear it? 839 01:15:30,613 --> 01:15:32,005 Of course I will wear it. 840 01:15:33,877 --> 01:15:36,183 It says on the label "Christmas Day dinner," 841 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,924 and it's Christmas Day dinner. 842 01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:39,404 What else would I wear? 843 01:15:42,842 --> 01:15:43,887 Now leave me. 844 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:46,846 I wish to masturbate. 845 01:15:48,674 --> 01:15:50,023 Ma'am. 846 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:55,463 You can tell everyone I said that. 847 01:16:54,087 --> 01:16:56,089 -Ma'am. 848 01:16:56,133 --> 01:16:58,918 -Dinner is served in 30 minutes. -God. 849 01:17:25,292 --> 01:17:27,425 -Yes, I'm coming! 850 01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:37,827 Mummy? 851 01:17:39,742 --> 01:17:41,221 -Mummy? 852 01:17:48,751 --> 01:17:49,882 Mummy, 853 01:17:51,318 --> 01:17:53,016 you said to tell you if you were being really silly. 854 01:17:54,931 --> 01:17:56,759 Mummy, you're being really silly. 855 01:17:58,761 --> 01:17:59,718 Please. 856 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:02,199 Mummy, we have to sit down before Granny. 857 01:18:05,028 --> 01:18:07,334 Ma'am, dinner is served in ten minutes. 858 01:18:07,378 --> 01:18:08,988 Yes, we are just... 859 01:18:11,774 --> 01:18:13,906 Mummy, just switch off your mind. 860 01:18:14,211 --> 01:18:16,822 Don't think about it until after dinner. 861 01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:18,694 For everyone's sake. 862 01:18:22,306 --> 01:18:24,221 The chef has made soufflé d'abricots. 863 01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:26,571 It's just for me. 864 01:18:28,051 --> 01:18:29,705 It's not for them, it's for me. 865 01:18:30,270 --> 01:18:32,490 You've got like one minute to get dressed. 866 01:18:34,579 --> 01:18:35,798 You can do this. 867 01:18:37,756 --> 01:18:39,584 That's okay because... 868 01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:41,499 it only takes me one minute. 869 01:18:41,891 --> 01:18:43,980 I look great anyway. 870 01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:47,679 Did you see her in church? 871 01:18:48,854 --> 01:18:50,160 See who, Mummy? 872 01:18:53,076 --> 01:18:54,512 Jane Seymour, of course. 873 01:18:56,383 --> 01:18:57,428 Mummy... 874 01:18:57,950 --> 01:18:59,865 -I'll be one minute. -Okay. 875 01:19:00,692 --> 01:19:02,433 Okay... one minute. 876 01:19:06,132 --> 01:19:07,699 I just need one minute. 877 01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:15,533 -Just one minute. Sorry. -No, no! 878 01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:18,057 -It's okay, it's okay! -No, please, Mummy. 879 01:19:43,082 --> 01:19:44,170 Ma'am? 880 01:19:45,041 --> 01:19:46,956 Dessert is about to be served. 881 01:19:49,349 --> 01:19:52,004 The soufflé d'abricots is just for me. 882 01:19:55,486 --> 01:19:57,662 Ma'am, I've been told to wait for you. 883 01:19:59,446 --> 01:20:01,100 That's very kind of you. 884 01:20:02,536 --> 01:20:03,624 Very kind... 885 01:20:04,887 --> 01:20:05,975 Ma'am? 886 01:20:09,369 --> 01:20:10,370 Diana. 887 01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:18,988 Come. 888 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,077 Emergency! 889 01:20:25,908 --> 01:20:26,952 Hold on. 890 01:20:27,910 --> 01:20:28,824 Fight them. 891 01:20:30,129 --> 01:20:31,348 Be beautiful. 892 01:20:33,306 --> 01:20:34,960 You are your own weapon. 893 01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:37,833 Don't cut it to pieces. 894 01:20:37,876 --> 01:20:40,661 Okay, but you have to stay with me. 895 01:20:42,663 --> 01:20:43,839 You can't leave me. 896 01:20:45,231 --> 01:20:47,494 -No. -Stay with me. 897 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:48,713 Of course. 898 01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:01,247 Where is she? 899 01:21:02,118 --> 01:21:03,728 -Ma'am? 900 01:21:06,731 --> 01:21:08,864 Ma'am, they are all waiting. 901 01:21:44,073 --> 01:21:45,117 Ma'am, please. 902 01:21:49,295 --> 01:21:50,906 Tell them I'm not well. 903 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:55,954 Tell them I'm not at all well! 904 01:22:08,010 --> 01:22:09,489 Tell them I am not well. 905 01:22:10,708 --> 01:22:12,014 Tell them I'm not well. 906 01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:23,025 Go tell them I'm not well! 907 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:33,687 Ma'am. 908 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,256 I need a pair of Wellingtons. And a torch. 909 01:22:46,483 --> 01:22:47,571 Thank you. 910 01:22:48,572 --> 01:22:50,139 Where are you going, Ma'am? 911 01:22:50,966 --> 01:22:51,879 Home. 912 01:23:03,065 --> 01:23:03,935 Sir. 913 01:23:05,154 --> 01:23:06,851 The Princess of Wales has gone outside. 914 01:23:07,547 --> 01:23:09,636 She said she's going home. 915 01:23:11,247 --> 01:23:13,379 Really? How odd. 916 01:23:16,078 --> 01:23:17,818 I think that means she's going to Park House. 917 01:23:19,342 --> 01:23:20,908 It's dangerous, Sir. 918 01:23:20,952 --> 01:23:23,259 The stairs and the floorboards, they're rotten. 919 01:23:24,086 --> 01:23:27,132 If a princess wants to go home, who are we to stand in her way? 920 01:23:30,266 --> 01:23:32,398 If the constables report anything, 921 01:23:33,051 --> 01:23:34,400 tell them to let her be. 922 01:23:35,923 --> 01:23:37,360 That is all she wants. 923 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:39,318 For us all to just... 924 01:23:39,753 --> 01:23:40,754 let her be. 925 01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:42,930 Yes, Sir. 926 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:32,595 -So. 927 01:28:01,537 --> 01:28:04,409 Diana! Boys! Get inside! 928 01:29:07,516 --> 01:29:09,344 -Diana. 929 01:29:12,172 --> 01:29:13,739 You know he gave her a picture of himself. 930 01:29:14,087 --> 01:29:15,393 A miniature painting. 931 01:29:19,223 --> 01:29:21,268 She wore it around her neck. 932 01:29:23,270 --> 01:29:25,011 -Same as the one... 933 01:29:25,055 --> 01:29:26,883 that I wore around my neck. 934 01:29:28,188 --> 01:29:29,581 So I just tore it off. 935 01:29:32,323 --> 01:29:33,411 Go. 936 01:29:35,848 --> 01:29:36,936 Run. 937 01:33:55,717 --> 01:33:56,935 Are you real? 938 01:33:58,458 --> 01:33:59,285 Yeah. 939 01:34:02,288 --> 01:34:03,333 Yeah. 940 01:34:11,558 --> 01:34:12,559 Hey. 941 01:34:46,593 --> 01:34:48,117 They asked me back. 942 01:34:49,945 --> 01:34:52,599 They said they needed someone to talk to you. 943 01:34:52,643 --> 01:34:53,688 Hmm. 944 01:34:57,648 --> 01:34:58,997 Who is "they"? 945 01:34:59,868 --> 01:35:01,478 The Prince of Wales. 946 01:35:02,348 --> 01:35:04,046 That was good of him. 947 01:35:04,611 --> 01:35:06,048 He's not all bad. 948 01:35:06,657 --> 01:35:07,963 None of them are. 949 01:35:08,224 --> 01:35:09,268 No. 950 01:35:10,574 --> 01:35:12,097 They asked me to suggest that you see a doctor. 951 01:35:14,186 --> 01:35:15,492 They say you've been... 952 01:35:15,535 --> 01:35:16,928 cutting yourself again. 953 01:35:17,929 --> 01:35:19,148 Hmm. 954 01:35:19,191 --> 01:35:20,540 How do they know? 955 01:35:21,585 --> 01:35:23,456 -They know everything. -They don't. 956 01:35:26,242 --> 01:35:29,245 They don't know that Anne Boleyn saved my life last night. 957 01:35:32,422 --> 01:35:36,165 I've been imagining how they'll write about me in a thousand years. 958 01:35:37,122 --> 01:35:38,384 If you're Royal, 959 01:35:40,299 --> 01:35:42,084 the more time that passes, the fewer words they use to describe you. 960 01:35:42,127 --> 01:35:43,607 "the Conqueror." 961 01:35:44,826 --> 01:35:47,263 "the Virgin." Diana... 962 01:35:54,052 --> 01:35:55,706 If I ever do become Queen, 963 01:35:56,968 --> 01:35:58,230 what will I be? 964 01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:01,756 Insane? 965 01:36:07,587 --> 01:36:09,720 He said that you told someone that... 966 01:36:10,155 --> 01:36:12,244 you thought I was cracking up. 967 01:36:14,159 --> 01:36:15,160 It's okay. 968 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:17,336 But did you say it? 969 01:36:23,821 --> 01:36:25,910 Before I answer that question, 970 01:36:26,345 --> 01:36:27,346 -Ma'am... -Hmm. 971 01:36:28,260 --> 01:36:29,609 For what it's worth... 972 01:36:31,698 --> 01:36:34,701 I've never told you this and it probably means you'll have to fire me, but... 973 01:36:36,747 --> 01:36:38,793 well actually, I'm in love with you. 974 01:36:42,797 --> 01:36:43,885 Yes, I mean... 975 01:36:43,928 --> 01:36:45,669 I mean in that way. 976 01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,281 Completely. 977 01:36:55,766 --> 01:36:59,204 So, I suppose the one word I'd use to describe you 978 01:36:59,248 --> 01:37:00,466 would be "shocked." 979 01:37:01,903 --> 01:37:04,514 -Diana: "the Shocked." 980 01:37:09,606 --> 01:37:10,825 Um... 981 01:37:11,434 --> 01:37:14,219 -Goodness. -Yes, quite. 982 01:37:14,263 --> 01:37:15,830 So what do you say to that? 983 01:37:17,614 --> 01:37:20,443 -I... -Shock does wonders apparently. 984 01:37:22,184 --> 01:37:25,013 And I know... I know you don't see me in that way. 985 01:37:25,056 --> 01:37:27,842 -No, I... -It's perfectly fine. I'm a grown-up. 986 01:37:31,889 --> 01:37:33,630 I just thought I'd lighten the gloom with something totally unexpected. 987 01:37:34,631 --> 01:37:35,458 Bam. 988 01:37:38,200 --> 01:37:40,680 Just think of all the times I've seen you naked. 989 01:37:45,685 --> 01:37:46,991 I'm surprised, but... 990 01:37:47,035 --> 01:37:48,384 completely... 991 01:37:48,819 --> 01:37:50,647 I'm grown-up about... this. 992 01:37:51,343 --> 01:37:53,171 No, you're not. You're not. 993 01:37:53,563 --> 01:37:55,782 You're having a childish giggle and I love it. 994 01:37:56,174 --> 01:37:58,394 Fuck doctors. What you need is love. 995 01:37:59,395 --> 01:38:02,528 Love, shocks and laughter. 996 01:38:04,182 --> 01:38:05,357 Plenty of it. 997 01:38:07,185 --> 01:38:09,231 -I... -You ready for that walk now? 998 01:38:29,381 --> 01:38:31,470 It's going out. Further and further. 999 01:38:47,095 --> 01:38:48,400 One hour to the guns. 1000 01:38:49,836 --> 01:38:51,403 Load the shoot boxes, please. 1001 01:38:55,016 --> 01:38:59,368 Eggs, dairy and cheese are our friends. Meats and oils our enemies. 1002 01:38:59,716 --> 01:39:02,980 Remember, salt cellars will lie down with the spices 1003 01:39:03,328 --> 01:39:05,026 on muslin bed sheets. 1004 01:39:28,092 --> 01:39:30,051 -Just do your best, okay? -Yes. 1005 01:40:28,152 --> 01:40:30,328 Park the car in the staff car park 1006 01:40:30,372 --> 01:40:32,504 and leave the keys in the glove compartment. 1007 01:40:33,201 --> 01:40:34,811 Why? What are you going to do? 1008 01:40:37,031 --> 01:40:39,294 I'm going to take my place among the pheasants. 1009 01:40:40,991 --> 01:40:41,948 No... 1010 01:40:42,340 --> 01:40:43,646 Seriously. What? 1011 01:40:43,689 --> 01:40:44,821 No, seriously. 1012 01:40:46,301 --> 01:40:48,868 Oh, Maggie, it's all just a bit of fun, isn't it? 1013 01:40:51,306 --> 01:40:52,263 Men. 1014 01:40:52,524 --> 01:40:54,004 Husbands, sex. 1015 01:40:54,918 --> 01:40:55,832 Mistresses. 1016 01:40:56,572 --> 01:40:57,573 Deceit. 1017 01:40:58,226 --> 01:40:59,227 Succession. 1018 01:41:01,229 --> 01:41:02,447 It's currency. 1019 01:41:03,796 --> 01:41:04,971 That's all we are. 1020 01:41:05,233 --> 01:41:06,756 I like nice things 1021 01:41:08,540 --> 01:41:10,673 that are simple, ordinary. 1022 01:41:11,717 --> 01:41:13,110 But things that are real. 1023 01:41:14,111 --> 01:41:16,070 You know, I really like things that are 1024 01:41:16,374 --> 01:41:18,289 quite middle-class, unfashionable. 1025 01:41:18,724 --> 01:41:20,117 I love Les Mis, I love... 1026 01:41:20,509 --> 01:41:21,771 Phantom of the Opera. 1027 01:41:22,554 --> 01:41:23,686 I love fast food. 1028 01:41:25,122 --> 01:41:27,255 -I feel sorry for pheasants. 1029 01:41:27,820 --> 01:41:29,257 There's no hope for me. 1030 01:41:29,779 --> 01:41:30,910 Not with them. 1031 01:41:34,784 --> 01:41:36,786 I'm going to see you back in Kensington. 1032 01:41:37,178 --> 01:41:38,570 I can't wait. 1033 01:41:40,311 --> 01:41:42,618 -I'll have a pheasant feather in my hat. -Okay. 1034 01:43:50,528 --> 01:43:52,269 Saboteur! 1035 01:43:52,313 --> 01:43:54,837 -Hold your fire! 1036 01:43:57,318 --> 01:43:58,449 Boys! 1037 01:43:59,842 --> 01:44:01,626 I want to take you home. 1038 01:44:13,986 --> 01:44:16,119 I'm not moving from this spot 1039 01:44:16,772 --> 01:44:18,295 until they come to me! 1040 01:44:28,000 --> 01:44:30,002 You'll just have to shoot me! 1041 01:44:46,236 --> 01:44:47,193 Go. 1042 01:44:49,457 --> 01:44:50,893 You... try to help her. 1043 01:44:54,679 --> 01:44:56,464 Your Royal Highness, do you want me to intervene here? 1044 01:44:56,507 --> 01:44:57,639 My sons... 1045 01:44:59,423 --> 01:45:01,164 are going to join their mother. 1046 01:45:05,386 --> 01:45:07,301 So everyone hold your fire. 1047 01:45:08,780 --> 01:45:09,825 Go. 1048 01:45:34,023 --> 01:45:34,850 Yes. 1049 01:45:35,241 --> 01:45:36,155 Okay. 1050 01:45:36,199 --> 01:45:37,200 Oh! 1051 01:45:46,644 --> 01:45:47,819 Come on! 1052 01:45:47,863 --> 01:45:50,169 -Slowpoke! Slowpoke! -Come on! 1053 01:45:50,213 --> 01:45:52,955 -Come on! -Do you want to be first? 1054 01:45:53,651 --> 01:45:54,739 Come on, Mummy. 1055 01:45:58,482 --> 01:45:59,962 Hang on. Boys. 1056 01:46:02,356 --> 01:46:03,922 Come here. Come on, come on. 1057 01:46:05,054 --> 01:46:06,360 Feet up, feet up. 1058 01:46:08,623 --> 01:46:10,407 -What are we? 1059 01:46:11,365 --> 01:46:12,583 Seventeen and a half stone. 1060 01:46:13,758 --> 01:46:15,586 -There. -Come, Mummy. 1061 01:46:15,630 --> 01:46:17,153 That's how much I enjoyed myself. 1062 01:46:17,196 --> 01:46:19,634 -Ma'am, shall I bring the car? -Tell Major Gregory: 1063 01:46:19,677 --> 01:46:21,462 seventeen and a half stone. 1064 01:46:21,505 --> 01:46:22,506 Write it down. 1065 01:46:24,639 --> 01:46:26,118 Right here, Mummy? 1066 01:46:26,684 --> 01:46:28,294 Are you leaving us, Ma'am? 1067 01:46:28,338 --> 01:46:30,253 Yes! Isn't it terrible? 1068 01:46:30,296 --> 01:46:32,908 Yeah. Would you like me to make you up some food? 1069 01:46:32,951 --> 01:46:34,257 There's a lot left over. 1070 01:46:34,692 --> 01:46:36,738 No, I've promised them a real treat. 1071 01:46:37,565 --> 01:46:39,958 -I missed your soufflé. 1072 01:46:40,437 --> 01:46:42,744 It would've only been wasted on me, anyway. 1073 01:46:43,048 --> 01:46:44,180 We need the keys. 1074 01:46:46,051 --> 01:46:47,662 There's also a note. 1075 01:47:02,851 --> 01:47:03,939 Bye! 1076 01:47:21,739 --> 01:47:22,958 Where are we going? 1077 01:47:23,654 --> 01:47:24,481 Home. 1078 01:47:26,918 --> 01:47:28,659 -I'm cold. -And I'm hungry. 1079 01:47:28,703 --> 01:47:31,096 Well, turn the heating up! We're going to eat. 1080 01:47:34,230 --> 01:47:36,101 Where are we going to eat? 1081 01:47:36,145 --> 01:47:37,407 Somewhere! 1082 01:47:37,668 --> 01:47:39,496 -Do you know? -Trust me! 1083 01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:41,716 -Do you know? -We'll find out! 1084 01:47:52,117 --> 01:47:54,293 All I need is a miracle 1085 01:47:54,642 --> 01:47:57,862 All I need is you 1086 01:47:59,211 --> 01:48:01,475 All I need is a miracle 1087 01:48:01,736 --> 01:48:04,478 All I need is you 1088 01:48:06,349 --> 01:48:08,656 All I need is a miracle 1089 01:48:08,699 --> 01:48:11,833 All I need is you 1090 01:48:43,342 --> 01:48:44,779 I love this car. 1091 01:48:44,822 --> 01:48:46,607 I love this song! 1092 01:48:46,650 --> 01:48:49,174 I'm gonna love you for the rest of your life 1093 01:48:53,483 --> 01:48:54,528 Let's go! 1094 01:49:14,765 --> 01:49:16,201 Can I take your order? 1095 01:49:17,376 --> 01:49:18,595 Three times chicken. 1096 01:49:20,379 --> 01:49:22,468 Three times fries. Two colas and an orange juice, please. 1097 01:49:23,208 --> 01:49:24,427 And what name is it? 1098 01:49:25,820 --> 01:49:26,821 Spencer. 1099 01:56:34,291 --> 01:56:36,990 Way Film Translation, Matthew Way