1 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:16,953 Girl: Hello! 2 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:19,247 English, please. 3 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:21,707 I'm surrounded by idiots. 4 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,043 That girl is a lot. 5 00:01:36,305 --> 00:01:39,600 I told you, pugsley. It's push, not pull. 6 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:41,227 Hello, everyone! 7 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:42,853 I can't believe 8 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,147 parents let their children go out like this. 9 00:01:45,231 --> 00:01:48,234 They're all so clean, 10 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,485 shiny. 11 00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:51,320 Gomez: Oh, it's not all bad, my dear. 12 00:01:51,404 --> 00:01:53,324 At least they pit the children against each other 13 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:54,365 in a competition 14 00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,993 that will inevitably scar the losers forever. 15 00:01:57,076 --> 00:02:00,371 Behold! The gift of prometheus! 16 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,961 Ugh. 17 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:08,671 Step aside, kid. 18 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,214 I'll show you how it's done. 19 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:14,593 Girl: What? 20 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,724 Wednesday: Ladies and gentlemen. 21 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,394 Come on, come on. Wednesday's next. 22 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,063 Have you ever found yourself discontented 23 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,773 bythose closest to you? 24 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,401 Are you irked by their inability 25 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:33,446 to heed simple requests? 26 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:37,408 Such as, "please don't come to my science fair." 27 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,535 She's talking about us. 28 00:02:41,037 --> 00:02:42,556 Wednesday: Do you ever wish you could take 29 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,332 their undesirable quahfies 30 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:47,209 and eliminate them forever? 31 00:02:47,293 --> 00:02:49,378 It can be done. 32 00:02:49,462 --> 00:02:52,298 Meet my uncle fester. 33 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,382 Hello! 34 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,011 That's my brother. 35 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,637 Observe. 36 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,973 Hmm. 37 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:03,976 Mmm. 38 00:03:10,358 --> 00:03:12,318 Stomach-turning, isn't it? 39 00:03:12,401 --> 00:03:13,986 In stark contrast, however, 40 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,822 is socrates. 41 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,867 All: Aw. 42 00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:22,078 Psst! Are you gonna eat that? 43 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:24,955 This led me to ponder the question, 44 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,459 what if personality traits could be extracted 45 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,836 and implanted between creatures? 46 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:41,806 Bottoms up. 47 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,226 Mmm. 48 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:46,310 Ooh. 49 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,657 Yay! All right! Thank you, thank you. 50 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,783 What happened? 51 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:04,912 Is there a single person 52 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,622 in the history of the world 53 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,624 who's made more of a breakthrough? 54 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:11,168 She's an enfant terrible. 55 00:04:11,252 --> 00:04:14,130 With the focus on terrible. 56 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:18,300 Cara Mia, you know what French does to me. 57 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:23,639 Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for. 58 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,267 Here to present the awards at this year's 59 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,561 strange foundation national science fair, 60 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:30,187 is the brilliant innovator 61 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:34,817 and the namesake of our foundation, Cyrus strange. 62 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,904 Hello, everyone. 63 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,281 Oh! 64 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,491 I'm so honored to be here. 65 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:45,494 But, well, I'm not actually there, I'm... 66 00:04:45,578 --> 00:04:48,080 Here! 67 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:49,540 Well, you get it. 68 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,542 Welcome to this year's science fair. 69 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:52,877 I'm excited to honor this group 70 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,920 of brilliant minds we have before us. 71 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,714 Let's proceed. 72 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,924 Announcer: And the winner is... 73 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:01,010 Good luck. 74 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,180 Oh. You were serious. 75 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:08,392 Announcer: Everyone who participated. 76 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,269 What? An nou ncer: That's right. 77 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:13,355 This year, we are embracing a new philosophy. 78 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:15,858 Just trying makes you a winner. 79 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:19,236 But how can you be a winner if no one is a loser? 80 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,640 Announcer: Every single one of you 81 00:05:20,696 --> 00:05:22,072 is special. 82 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:23,324 Disagree. 83 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:24,408 He's not special. 84 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,702 Did you see his volcano? 85 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,746 What was that? Baking soda? 86 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,331 Is this the third grade? 87 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:32,416 It does not count! 88 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,001 Don't you get it? 89 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,962 Ugh. I get it, Wednesday. 90 00:05:37,046 --> 00:05:38,339 I watched your presentation. 91 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:40,382 It was brilliant. 92 00:05:40,466 --> 00:05:42,384 Yes, I'm aware of that. 93 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:44,136 I see a kindred spirit in you. 94 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:46,972 Mm-hmm. The makings of a great mind. 95 00:05:47,056 --> 00:05:49,475 If you'd like to share your research with me, 96 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,727 I could develop it further in my lab. 97 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,562 Imagine what would happen 98 00:05:53,646 --> 00:05:56,899 if we combined your data with the proper resources? 99 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:59,693 Alas, I can't share any of that. 100 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:01,153 It's a family secret. 101 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:02,947 Isee. 102 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,449 And which family is yours? 103 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:06,534 Fire in the hole! 104 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,831 Pretty hot, eh, ladies? 105 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:15,417 Nice job, Romeo. 106 00:06:26,178 --> 00:06:28,138 Morticia, my queen, 107 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,015 you inflame me. 108 00:06:30,099 --> 00:06:33,394 I feel liquid magma lapping at my body. 109 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:35,145 You're on fire, dear. 110 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,981 Ha! So I am! 111 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:41,819 My condolences. 112 00:07:16,562 --> 00:07:19,815 Great thinkers need obstacles to function. 113 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:22,192 Yet, with every meaningless trophy, 114 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:25,404 I become more and more unremarkable. 115 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:30,618 And with every hug, more brain cells erode. 116 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:33,954 But, like the Phoenix from the ashes, 117 00:07:34,038 --> 00:07:36,707 I shall rise above this setback. 118 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,462 Together, we shall turn heads, socrates. 119 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:45,132 Starting with pugsley. 120 00:07:48,636 --> 00:07:51,096 Huh? Love hurts, huh, kid? 121 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,515 Well, I saw you swing and miss horribly 122 00:07:53,599 --> 00:07:55,893 with the ladies at the science fair. 123 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,896 So, I thought you should read my book! 124 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:04,318 The fester method: How to woo and other tips on love. 125 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:06,862 You wrote this? 126 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,697 Self-published, on the Internet. 127 00:08:08,781 --> 00:08:10,616 Not easy to do. 128 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:13,619 Pugsley, I've been on three first dates. 129 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:17,081 I mean, who else has that kind ofexpenence? 130 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:24,046 I know this, uh, goes against guy code, 131 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,923 but what are you doing Friday night? 132 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,680 Hey, you kids, come on down here. 133 00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:33,889 It's dinnertime. 134 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,724 Mmm. 135 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,035 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! 136 00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:40,604 It's dinner time, my favorite nighttime meal! 137 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:41,814 My balls! 138 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,774 Ow, ow. My stomach! 139 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,484 Uh-oh, my head! 140 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:50,572 Mmm. 141 00:08:51,615 --> 00:08:52,616 Oh! 142 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,579 Please, uncle fester, wait for the children. 143 00:08:57,996 --> 00:08:58,997 Children? 144 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:01,125 I thought we were having chicken. 145 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,835 Where are those two? 146 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:05,421 Pugsley may have an appetite for destruction, 147 00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:07,423 but it's never a match for his stomach. 148 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:08,882 I wouldn't wait on pugsley. 149 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:11,343 Kid's got a lot of homework to do. 150 00:09:11,427 --> 00:09:12,970 This generation. 151 00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:14,930 Let's at least wait for Wednesday. 152 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,892 Why does nobody in this family 153 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,561 come in through the front door? 154 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,646 "Dearest mother and father, 155 00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:25,607 "I will not be attending this evening's ritual mastication." 156 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,900 I guess she's not hungry. 157 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,902 "It's not that I'm not hungry, 158 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,904 "I am just choosing to spare myself 159 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,032 "the agony of your compliments on my performance today 160 00:09:34,116 --> 00:09:37,119 "and your needy attempt to hang my award above the fireplace." 161 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:38,996 I should go try to talk to her. 162 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,748 Morticia: "Don't try to talk to me. 163 00:09:40,831 --> 00:09:42,166 "I want to be alone." 164 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,626 We should bring her a plate at least. 165 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,754 "Ps. Don't even bring me a plate." 166 00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:49,339 This is the third dinner 167 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,966 Wednesday has skipped this week. 168 00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,509 Why is she avoiding us? 169 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,512 All I ever do is try to love and support her. 170 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:58,849 Gomez, I think she's saying that's the problem. 171 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,852 You're brilliant, Cara Mia, 172 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,854 what? She's trying to tell me 173 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,064 that what a young girl wants 174 00:10:06,148 --> 00:10:08,025 is a ton of attention from her father. 175 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:11,069 Or you could just keep being yourself. 176 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,739 Let her come back to us when she's ready. 177 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,741 But that could take forever! 178 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:19,995 I have the very solution to the problem, Cara Mia, 179 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,789 we'll take a family road trip. 180 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,915 What? 181 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:25,501 You've always wanted to see more of this great country. 182 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:27,085 Well, it's true. 183 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:31,131 We have some of the best dark secrets, as countries go. 184 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,382 Then it's settled! 185 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,677 We are going on an Addams family vacafion! 186 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,308 Gomez: Come on, kids. 187 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:45,312 Feast your eyes on the old Addams camper. 188 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,231 Thing's been fixing it up. 189 00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:55,239 It's a hybrid. 190 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,741 Half car, half eyesore. 191 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:00,619 Wednesday: Mother, father, this is cruel. 192 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,496 Even for you. 193 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,667 Thatsthespun, lurch. 194 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,047 Let's go, Wednesday. 195 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,383 It's time for some family bonding. 196 00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:17,094 Whether you like it or not. 197 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:19,596 You see, Wednesday, 198 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:21,306 this trip will bring the Addams family 199 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:23,934 closer than ever before. 200 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,814 Or there will be no survivors. 201 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,816 Man: Hello? 202 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,484 Anybody home? 203 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:33,777 Hello? 204 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:34,862 Mr. Addams? 205 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,698 Hello, good sir! 206 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:38,907 I am Gomez Addams. 207 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,411 And this is my wife, morticia. 208 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,912 Charmed. 209 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,455 I'll get right to the point. 210 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,124 My name is mustela. 211 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,627 I'm a lawyer representing a couple in sausalito, California. 212 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,254 Recent evidence has come to light 213 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,340 that on the night of my client's daughter's birth, 214 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,633 she may have been switched. 215 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,886 With another child at the hospital. 216 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:02,389 Namely, a Wednesday Addams. 217 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:09,479 Ooh, hilarious! 218 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:13,483 All this, just to get out of a family road trip. 219 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:15,485 How much did Wednesday pay you? 220 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,904 Excuse me? 221 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,489 Oh! Sorry, sorry, where are my manners? 222 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:21,491 I think he's expecting a tip. 223 00:12:22,284 --> 00:12:25,162 No, I'm expecting a DNA sample. 224 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,205 Ifyouwlang the child here, we can... 225 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,750 I never seem to have a tip. 226 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,126 I do. 227 00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:33,921 Great uncle Zander left me these tips in his will. 228 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,214 I knew one day they'd come in handy. 229 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:38,216 There you go, my good man. 230 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,802 Well played. Very amusing indeed. 231 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,763 I assure you, Mr. Addams, 232 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,766 there's nothing amusing about this. 233 00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,477 And this is far from over! 234 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,563 I can't believe he gave me the finger. 235 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,859 Mother, father, who was that man? 236 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,694 Very funny, Wednesday. 237 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,321 Nice try. 238 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,782 I have no idea what you're talking about. 239 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,367 Who was he? 240 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,746 No one for you to worry about. 241 00:13:07,829 --> 00:13:09,122 No one at all, dear. 242 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,041 Hmm. 243 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,937 Morticia: Thank you for watching the house 244 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,253 while we're gone, grandma. 245 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:18,215 It's such a relief to know it's in safe hands. 246 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,299 Oh, please. 247 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,386 Trust me, these hands have cracked many safes. 248 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:25,806 Thing, let the vacation commence! 249 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,017 Let's roll! 250 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,863 Bye! Farewell! 251 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,449 Adios! Toodle-oo! 252 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:46,618 Whoo-hoo-hoo! I thought they'd never leave. 253 00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:49,621 Spirit: Let's party! 254 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:53,417 You read my mind, chuckles. 255 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,252 Time to make some money. 256 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:03,969 I thought that first, 257 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,513 we shall pay our respects to the immolated 258 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,765 in the witch-haunted city of Salem. 259 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:12,811 Then, in the great nomadic tradition of our ancestors, 260 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:16,732 we'll flit hither and thither across this great nation 261 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,066 until we reach 262 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,193 ourfinaldesfinafion. 263 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:24,239 The place on earth where people are happiest! 264 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,366 Death valley! 265 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,952 We'll be gone for three weeks. 266 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:30,495 Three weeks? 267 00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:32,664 You're both growing up so fast. 268 00:14:32,748 --> 00:14:34,291 Soon, youh move out, 269 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,917 and it'll be nice to have a memory 270 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,419 we could look back upon. 271 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,963 No matter how terrible. 272 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,631 Ooh, like prom night. 273 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,310 I can't believe the boss made me bring backup. 274 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,187 No offense, I just really don't see 275 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,730 what you bring to the table. 276 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,357 All I know is, 277 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:00,442 if we don't get that girl 278 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:01,902 and bring her back to sausalito, 279 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,236 we'll both be fired. 280 00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,531 Oh, ugh. Mint? 281 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,784 You know what? Take 'em all. 282 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,311 Ooh, ooh, ooh. And then it goes... 283 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,319 Anyway, it's not finished yet, 284 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,696 but it's my best rock opera yet. 285 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:48,698 I'm calling it rocktapus. 286 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,742 I wrote it in the bath. 287 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:53,537 I've been taking a lot of baths recently. 288 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,913 You know, I think it's... 289 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,379 All that beautiful water! 290 00:16:03,672 --> 00:16:05,340 Forget Salem! We know how it turned out. 291 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,716 Change of plans. 292 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,570 Thing, how did this happen? 293 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,238 We were supposed to be in Salem. 294 00:16:30,282 --> 00:16:32,200 Ah, don't be mad, brother. 295 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,786 Niagara Falls is the great wonder of the world 296 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:37,455 and kills the most tourists 297 00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,292 with its powerful, seducfive 298 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:43,044 water. 299 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,132 Gomez: Fester? Fester? 300 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,758 Hey, fester. 301 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,343 Are you feeling all right? 302 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,971 You're not your usual creepy self. 303 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,222 Not especially. 304 00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:55,682 Will you take a look at this? 305 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,684 Does this seem off to you? 306 00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,102 It smells okay, 307 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,854 but make sure to put it in the fridge. 308 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,480 Seafood turns very quickly. 309 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,401 Having fun? 310 00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:10,572 I'm staring at Canada, if that answers your question. 311 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,324 I'm sorry, Wednesday. 312 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:13,950 I know how much you wanted to see 313 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,411 where girls your age were burned at the stake. 314 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,654 What did you call them again? 315 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:19,998 Squad ghouls. 316 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,626 What do you say we do a little exploring? 317 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,710 Justus. 318 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:25,795 I saw a vintage store in town. 319 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:29,132 Maybe it's time for you to try out a more mature look. 320 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,261 The little black dress is a classic, mother. 321 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,971 There's my little holy terror. 322 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,725 You know how I feel about hugs, father. 323 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:45,607 Did you know dozens of people tried to go over these falls 324 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,108 in wooden barrels? 325 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:48,652 Does anyone survive? 326 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,238 Some do. Some don't. 327 00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:55,075 I hear it's a barrel of fun. 328 00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,497 Pugsley, have you ever worn a coat of live bees? 329 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,999 Girl: OMG. 330 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:05,085 I should totes take a selfie of this moment. 331 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,339 Ah! This is the perfect opportunity 332 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,258 to try out the moves in my book. 333 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:12,550 The key with women 334 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:15,136 is to make a strong first impression. 335 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,680 You mean like a bad smell? 336 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,306 Well, that goes without saying. 337 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,977 What I mean is, it's important to make a big splash. 338 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,687 Are you with me, kid? 339 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,025 Huh? Pugsley: Ouch! 340 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,694 I just skinned my knee 341 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,862 falling for you. 342 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:36,950 That's so corny. 343 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,327 Ugh. Did you get that from a book? 344 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,037 Uh-oh. Uh... 345 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,331 Leave this to me. 346 00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:45,917 Excuse me, vacuous lemmings. 347 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:50,171 Oh, come on. 348 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,407 Stop! No! 349 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,303 Madison, would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? 350 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,223 Help! 351 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,600 Is that a maybe? 352 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,869 Right in the niagara balls! 353 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,667 Gomez: Nobody is renting barrels. 354 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,545 I had to buy 300 pickles just to get these. 355 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:14,065 Mr. Mustela: You go that way. I'll look over here. 356 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,090 Gomez, look. 357 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:17,884 Isn't that the weaselly man 358 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,969 who came to the house looking for Wednesday? 359 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,181 Well, I have to admit, I admire the man's tenacity. 360 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,432 Wednesday, let's try 361 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,976 a little family trust-building exercise. 362 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:29,312 I don't believe in exercise. Gomez: Sorry! 363 00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:41,533 Excelsior! Whoo-hoo-hoo! 364 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:44,619 Hey, hey, wait for me! 365 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,579 I wanna go in the water too! 366 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,714 Mr. Mustela: Help! Pongo! 367 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,758 Guess that takes care of that. 368 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,177 Hey, where's pugsley? 369 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,014 Well, look at this, a tiny floating person. 370 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,017 Oh! There he is. 371 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,190 How great was that, Wednesday? 372 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,025 And we both survived. 373 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,319 Another thing we have in common. 374 00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:20,655 Okay, what's going on? 375 00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:21,990 Morticia: Whatever do you mean? 376 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,324 Father. 377 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,827 His erratic behavior. 378 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,204 This last-minute family trip to make memories. 379 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,664 Giving hugs. 380 00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:31,040 It's torture. 381 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:32,375 And not the fun kind, 382 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,752 like putting leeches in pugsley's briefs. 383 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,089 Anyway, I'm quite sure he's dying. 384 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:39,716 What? Don't worry. 385 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,134 I won't tell pugsley. 386 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,343 Not yet. 387 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,137 He'll enjoy the surprise. 388 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:48,975 But ifyou're afraid to ask my permission to take a new lover, 389 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,602 just know you have it. 390 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,949 Ouch! Mom, tell her to stop! 391 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,951 Morticia: Please, darlings, quiet down. 392 00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:08,786 I'm trying to find a signal. 393 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:14,375 Pugsley: Ow! 394 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:15,877 Mom, help! 395 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,962 Gomez, have you heard from your mother yet? 396 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,631 She's not answering my texts. 397 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,133 Oh, she's probably having an early night. 398 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:25,762 The woman is almost 102 years old, after all. 399 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,139 Whoo! 400 00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:34,270 Whoo-hoo! 401 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,813 We're here for the party! 402 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:37,899 Whoop-la! 403 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:38,983 Tickets, please! 404 00:22:39,067 --> 00:22:42,487 Wow, this place is a whole mood. 405 00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:45,907 Well, ifyou're in the mood to party, 406 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,784 step right this way. 407 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,370 Whoa! This plant totes slaps! 408 00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:53,414 No, darling, she snaps. 409 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,375 Oh, don't worry, don't worry. 410 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,377 She's on a vegan diet. 411 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,964 Inthatshe only eats vegans. 412 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,674 And who's the headliner? 413 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:05,343 Uh... uh... the talking heads. 414 00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:06,427 For reals? 415 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:07,595 Uh, yeah, yeah. 416 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,013 Uh, they're right over there. 417 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,491 You 'bout that lifestyle 418 00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:11,808 lifestyle 419 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,518 everybody knows 420 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,813 diamonds ain't got nothin' on you, ooh, ooh 421 00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,231 we 'bout that lifestyle 422 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:20,441 um... I didn't pay $500 to watch a bunch of puppets. 423 00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:21,818 What? 424 00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,653 Do you know how hard it is to decapitate 425 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,321 an entire barber shop quartet? 426 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,409 Ew! Refund, please. 427 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:30,785 No, no, no. 428 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,245 Let's not be hasty. 429 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,747 I was just joking. 430 00:23:34,831 --> 00:23:36,374 I don't want to ruin the surprise. 431 00:23:36,457 --> 00:23:38,167 And... and trust me, 432 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:41,671 the headliner will make serious headlines. 433 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,172 You 'bout that lifestyle 434 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:45,967 Lifestyle 435 00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,766 Gomez: Itwas the dead of night. 436 00:23:56,853 --> 00:23:59,188 The witching hour. 437 00:23:59,272 --> 00:24:00,815 The wolf howled. 438 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:07,238 And then she heard a scratching at the door. 439 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:08,906 Scratch, 440 00:24:08,990 --> 00:24:10,450 scratch, 441 00:24:10,533 --> 00:24:12,577 scratch. 442 00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,955 She slowly opened it to reveal 443 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:18,291 a puppy! 444 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:20,627 And around its neck 445 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:21,878 was a bow! 446 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:26,215 Mmm. Gomez. 447 00:24:26,299 --> 00:24:28,676 You remember when I first told you that one, pugsley? 448 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,803 You must've been two months old. 449 00:24:30,887 --> 00:24:33,056 Oh, you'd scream and scream 450 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,724 until you wet yourself. 451 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:36,934 Sometmngs neverchange. 452 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,730 She's not back yet. 453 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,315 She said she wanted to be alone, 454 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,484 but how long does that take? 455 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:46,152 There she is. 456 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,862 How did it go out there, vvednesday? 457 00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:49,864 Gomez: Did kitty do his business? 458 00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:50,948 Indeed. 459 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,386 Ew! Come, come. Join us. 460 00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,954 We were just telling stories of when pugsley was born. 461 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:59,248 He kept us up all night, howling. 462 00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,084 Wednesday, you were the opposite. 463 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,418 I've never heard of a baby 464 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,587 being completely silent before. 465 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,089 Ah, yes, 466 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,508 I remember the night Wednesday was born. 467 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,093 It was a Tuesday. 468 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:13,096 All tucked in tight in the hospital nursery. 469 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:15,682 She was silent as a jellyfish. 470 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:18,768 Even when all the other little babies started bawling. 471 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,728 What do you mean? 472 00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,189 Oh, I never told you this story? 473 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,317 Start talking. 474 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,791 Fester: Well, I was looking for a bathroom 475 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,322 because I'd eaten all of the patients' pudding 476 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:33,032 that they left behind, 477 00:25:33,116 --> 00:25:36,160 when I took a wrong turn into the hospital nursery. 478 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,963 Fester: And that's when I spotted her. 479 00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,970 I just wanted to get a better look at my new niece. 480 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,972 But a bunch of the babies started 481 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,598 wailing their heads off. 482 00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:01,436 So, I remembered the age-old Addams family nursery trick. 483 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:15,742 And sure enough, they all fell asleep. 484 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:20,621 And I put all the babies back where I found them. 485 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:22,915 I think. 486 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,627 Pretty sure. 487 00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:32,717 Kitty needs a walk. Right away. 488 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,944 Wednesday: But I just walked... 489 00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:36,012 Morticia: Fester, you're in charge. 490 00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:39,140 Fester: I wonder if I could juggle actual children. 491 00:26:39,223 --> 00:26:41,434 Wednesday, pugsley, bring it in, let's find out. 492 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,394 You never know until you try. 493 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,705 And if one of you 494 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:46,731 falls on your head, well, lesson learned. 495 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:50,234 Hard to believe women don't want to talk to either of you. 496 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,822 Morticia: Gomez, what if what that lawyer said is true? 497 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:57,283 These people are not going to give up. 498 00:26:57,366 --> 00:27:00,411 They'll keep coming until they take her away. 499 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,704 Let him come! 500 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,332 They shall know us by our trail of dead. 501 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:07,084 Morticia: Ugh. That's your answer to everything. 502 00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,961 I only wish 503 00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:11,297 I did have the answer for it, querida. 504 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,928 Tish! That's it. 505 00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:20,556 I may not have the answer, but I know someone who will. 506 00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:22,350 Morticia: I hope so. 507 00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:25,061 Whatever we do, we can't let Wednesday find out 508 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,063 she might not be our daughter. 509 00:27:32,401 --> 00:27:34,153 Could it be true? 510 00:27:34,237 --> 00:27:37,949 Could I have been misplaced in my infancy? 511 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:41,410 Grown up with a delusion that I am one person, 512 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:46,374 when in fact, I am someone completely different. 513 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:52,171 Now this is the origin story an innovator like me deserves. 514 00:27:52,255 --> 00:27:55,341 Itwould make a fascinating first chapter in my memoir. 515 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,426 Can you imagine? 516 00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,808 Gomez: Come on, kids! 517 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,726 Up and Addams! 518 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,313 Thing, head south. 519 00:28:09,397 --> 00:28:13,317 What we need is a little old-fashioned Addams fun! 520 00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:14,777 Ha-ha! 521 00:28:23,536 --> 00:28:25,288 Man 1: I got it. Oh! There we go. 522 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:26,372 Man 2: Oh, dude! 523 00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:29,375 Hey, freak! 524 00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:32,253 Pass it back! 525 00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:34,380 I'm not a freak. 526 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:37,842 I'm a force of nature. 527 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,804 Some force of nature. 528 00:28:41,888 --> 00:28:43,347 So weak. 529 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,477 Guys, you see this? 530 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,354 What's going on? What is it? 531 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:21,218 Oh, my. 532 00:29:21,302 --> 00:29:24,096 It looks like some unfortunate soul 533 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:27,975 has dropped a small fortune in the sand. 534 00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:29,518 That's mine! 535 00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,531 Lame! 536 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:46,285 It looks like we need to go over chapter 3, 537 00:29:46,369 --> 00:29:49,038 "how to be repulsive and impress girls." 538 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,247 I'll be right back. 539 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,625 I gotta go use the bathroom. 540 00:30:19,735 --> 00:30:20,736 Shark! Shark! 541 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,334 Woman: Run for your lives! 542 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,383 Hyah! See? 543 00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:45,177 Now that's how you attract attention. 544 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:51,684 Ah! There he is. 545 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:54,562 The man we came to see. 546 00:31:25,301 --> 00:31:26,635 Gomez: It! 547 00:31:26,719 --> 00:31:29,889 Good to see you, my bewhiskered cousin. 548 00:31:29,972 --> 00:31:32,308 You made it. 549 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:35,478 Mmm. It's in Florida for spring break. 550 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,355 Ghouls gone wild, am I right? 551 00:31:38,439 --> 00:31:39,708 He's going to join us on our trip. 552 00:31:39,732 --> 00:31:41,150 Hold on. 553 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,194 He's coming in the camper? 554 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,071 We're cramped enough as it is. 555 00:31:45,154 --> 00:31:47,073 And he sheds, morticia. 556 00:31:47,156 --> 00:31:49,033 Oh, fester, he's family. 557 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,910 The more the hairier. 558 00:31:50,993 --> 00:31:53,662 Well, if he's allowed on the couch, then so am I! 559 00:32:01,545 --> 00:32:02,713 No, no, no! 560 00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:04,256 I said cut the red wire. 561 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:09,720 I can't believe Taylor swift wants to date me. 562 00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:11,472 Me. 563 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:13,265 Make sure to close the door 564 00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:16,977 when you go into outer space. 565 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:20,981 Yes, beyonce, I would love to share my ham with you. 566 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:28,007 Morticia, I told you so. 567 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,800 There's hairballs everywhere. 568 00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,847 Fester: Yeah, and the same to you, fuzzface. 569 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:44,815 How could you tell? 570 00:33:51,739 --> 00:33:55,784 Did it ever bother you that you were so different 571 00:33:55,868 --> 00:33:57,745 from the rest of the family? 572 00:34:00,456 --> 00:34:02,041 A rebellious phase? 573 00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:09,298 You shaved your entire body as a teenager? 574 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:16,555 Oh. So that's what changed. 575 00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:19,099 You owned who you were. 576 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,146 That's the problem. 577 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,940 I don't know who I am. 578 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:32,446 Gran dma: Get over here asap. 579 00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,241 I went too far this time and things are getting hairy! 580 00:34:35,324 --> 00:34:36,533 No offense. 581 00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:46,877 Let's do this! 582 00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:56,136 It's that lawyer, Gomez. 583 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,554 He's found us again. 584 00:34:57,638 --> 00:34:59,348 He wants what we have. 585 00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,392 Well, he won't get her. 586 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,143 Good, pugsley. 587 00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:04,937 Right this way. 588 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,691 How about a fun family travel game? 589 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,067 Everyone around the table. 590 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:11,235 Wednesday: Ugh. 591 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:32,548 So, what shall we play? 592 00:35:34,758 --> 00:35:36,635 How about punch buggy? 593 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,178 Punch_. 594 00:35:39,221 --> 00:35:41,140 Buggy. 595 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,362 We need to step on it. 596 00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:56,905 And we'll need a place to hide. 597 00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:59,033 I have just the place, quenda. 598 00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:02,286 Thing, turn here. 599 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,121 Fester: Look out! 600 00:36:26,143 --> 00:36:28,520 You sure this is the right place, pop? 601 00:36:28,604 --> 00:36:29,605 Yes, son. 602 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:31,523 The alamo. 603 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:36,653 You can sense that many lives were lost here. 604 00:36:36,737 --> 00:36:39,656 Let us take a moment to pay our respect. 605 00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:48,874 Okay. Enough respect. 606 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:50,084 Everyone in! 607 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:02,679 Look at y'all's costumes! 608 00:37:04,181 --> 00:37:07,309 You guys are a little early for the Halloween pageant. 609 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:11,480 Today, we're on the hunt for our next little miss jalapeño pepper. 610 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,640 Mr. Mustela: Hello? Vvednesday! 611 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,277 Wednesday Addams! 612 00:37:17,361 --> 00:37:20,072 Are you in there? Hello? 613 00:37:20,197 --> 00:37:22,741 Well, burn my biscuits. 614 00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:25,327 This here's our little tumbleweed. 615 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:27,996 And she's a-fixin' to be the lone star 616 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,499 of this here rodeo! What? 617 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:32,126 Well, in that case, 618 00:37:32,209 --> 00:37:34,711 we better get you all gussied up, hon. 619 00:37:35,170 --> 00:37:38,340 Father, this will not end well for you. 620 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,778 Mr. Mustela: Wednesday! 621 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:46,140 Gomez, what are you doing? 622 00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:48,809 Just follow my lead. 623 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,520 Howdy. We're oil tycoons. 624 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:54,398 Oil tycoons? How can I... eesh! 625 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:56,358 We're a-fixin' to find ourselves 626 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:59,695 some fancy new Texas threads. 627 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,405 Will this be enough to cover it? 628 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,075 Mmm. 629 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,495 Girl 1: Yeah! Check it out! 630 00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:10,414 Woman: Now just hold still, sweetie. 631 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:11,707 Girl 2: Make it tighter. 632 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:15,711 What's your talent? 633 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,921 I can read minds. 634 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,173 No, you can't. 635 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,509 Yes, I can. 636 00:38:22,593 --> 00:38:24,470 Girl 3: This isn't really happening. 637 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:26,221 It is really happening. 638 00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:27,907 Girl 3: Think of a number. Uh, number seven. 639 00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:29,475 Seven. 640 00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:30,934 Uh, purple. Purple. 641 00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:32,060 My worst nightmare. 642 00:38:32,144 --> 00:38:34,021 Hippopotamus riding a bicycle. 643 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:35,314 What's your name? 644 00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,399 Wednesday, what's yours? I don't wanna tell you. 645 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:39,818 Hello, Peggy. 646 00:38:42,279 --> 00:38:43,447 I know. 647 00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,199 Just give me the trophy already. 648 00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:04,468 I look like uncle Sam threw up all over me. 649 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:07,137 Very good, pugsley. Blend in. 650 00:39:07,221 --> 00:39:09,431 If you have to interact with any of the locals, 651 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:13,227 remember, they're more afraid of you than you are of them. 652 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:18,941 Oh, my word! 653 00:39:24,821 --> 00:39:27,157 These are the perfect disguises. 654 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:28,992 It's like we're invisible. 655 00:39:44,341 --> 00:39:45,884 We're dead, Gomez. 656 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,263 Are my ribbons tied? 657 00:39:49,346 --> 00:39:52,057 Is my hair in place? 658 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:55,644 Have I got a cute expression on my face? 659 00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:57,646 Are my shoes all shined? 660 00:39:57,729 --> 00:39:59,273 I try to keep in line 661 00:39:59,356 --> 00:40:03,193 when I'm dancing in the show tonight 662 00:40:03,277 --> 00:40:07,072 does my shuffle-step really look so good? 663 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,701 Am I doing it the way you think I should? 664 00:40:10,784 --> 00:40:14,454 Would it be amiss if I blew a kiss? 665 00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:18,166 When I'm dancing in the show tonight 666 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:25,716 ah. The only girls I see here are perfectly normal. 667 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:30,095 Showtime now is getting nearer 668 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,431 and I'm getting scared 669 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:37,769 Wish I could see in the mirror 670 00:40:37,853 --> 00:40:41,023 if I'm all prepared 671 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,191 first you take a step 672 00:40:43,275 --> 00:40:45,319 then you point your toe 673 00:40:45,402 --> 00:40:48,822 hope I know it like I did a week ago 674 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,074 am I standing straight? 675 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,534 I can hardly wait 676 00:40:52,618 --> 00:40:54,911 till I'm dancing in the show tonight 677 00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:10,135 Brava! Bravissima! 678 00:41:10,218 --> 00:41:11,803 Hear, hear! Bella! 679 00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,681 There she is! 680 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:17,535 Hey, y'all! 681 00:41:17,559 --> 00:41:21,730 That man right there is one of the top talent agents in the world! 682 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,361 Girl: What? 683 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:38,038 You rang? 684 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,707 Quick, lurch. 685 00:41:40,791 --> 00:41:42,376 Grab Wednesday. 686 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,272 Mr. Mustela: Help! 687 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,399 Pongo! 688 00:42:11,655 --> 00:42:12,781 Fester: Hello. Hi. 689 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,161 I'll find you, Wednesday Addams! 690 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:27,963 You have traumatized me beyond all recognition. 691 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:29,589 Shelooks the same to me. 692 00:42:29,673 --> 00:42:31,425 Who is that man? 693 00:42:31,508 --> 00:42:33,385 I know he's not a talent agent. 694 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:35,971 He's the same man who came to the house. 695 00:42:37,723 --> 00:42:39,683 You're right. 696 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:42,310 You're far too clever for us to pull the wool over your eyes. 697 00:42:43,812 --> 00:42:45,021 That man 698 00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:47,858 is a door-to-door salesman. Gomez. 699 00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:49,735 And what is he selling? 700 00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,737 Uh... tupperware? 701 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,572 Knives? Makeup. 702 00:42:53,655 --> 00:42:55,365 Uh... uh, frozen steaks. 703 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:57,743 Life insurance for cows. 704 00:42:57,826 --> 00:42:58,952 Uh, they need it. 705 00:42:59,035 --> 00:43:01,788 The steak industry is, oh, brutal. 706 00:43:03,749 --> 00:43:04,791 Okay. 707 00:43:04,875 --> 00:43:06,710 If that's the way you want to play it. 708 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,337 I'm going to go give pugsley a haircut. 709 00:43:09,421 --> 00:43:10,714 I think he's taking a nap. 710 00:43:11,673 --> 00:43:13,008 Wedn esday: Exactly. 711 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,218 That was easy. 712 00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:39,409 I'm not sure Wednesday believed us. 713 00:43:39,993 --> 00:43:42,579 I'm sure she would have said something if she didn't. 714 00:43:42,662 --> 00:43:45,499 If there's one thing we can count on Wednesday for, it's honesty. 715 00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:48,460 She certainly lets me know when I'm embarrassing her 716 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:49,753 orhovenng 717 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,963 or being uncool. 718 00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:57,677 Children are like socks in the laundry? 719 00:43:57,761 --> 00:44:00,889 They need to be lost in order to be found? 720 00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:02,265 That's brilliant! 721 00:44:02,349 --> 00:44:03,517 Yes. 722 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,102 We should find a place, lie low for a while, 723 00:44:06,186 --> 00:44:08,855 and this whole thing will just blow over. 724 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:11,525 Lurch, old boy, top it off. 725 00:44:11,608 --> 00:44:13,235 We have places to be. 726 00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:47,435 Where's kitty? He needs a walk. 727 00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:48,812 He's asleep. 728 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:52,107 He and it hit the catnip pretty hard last night. 729 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:57,904 Ooh! 730 00:45:00,156 --> 00:45:01,533 Uh-oh. 731 00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:03,451 Yeah, I finally got off diapers, 732 00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:05,120 so this is gonna happen. 733 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:06,788 Gotta go clean myself up. 734 00:45:07,789 --> 00:45:08,915 Pardon me. 735 00:45:08,999 --> 00:45:11,877 Gomez, have you noticed changes 736 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,129 in fester's body lately? 737 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,172 Hmm. Puberty? 738 00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:29,436 Huh? 739 00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:30,520 Oh! 740 00:45:30,604 --> 00:45:32,147 Huh? 741 00:45:34,983 --> 00:45:36,151 Oh! 742 00:45:36,818 --> 00:45:39,362 Huh? 743 00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:44,826 Fester: A little privacy, please. 744 00:45:50,916 --> 00:45:52,556 Pugsley: This doesn't look so grand to me. 745 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:56,212 The sheer emptiness. 746 00:45:56,379 --> 00:46:00,550 Cavernous abyss of absolutely nothing. 747 00:46:00,634 --> 00:46:02,093 The vertigo. 748 00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:04,137 Intoxicating. 749 00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:05,639 Gomez: It's just us, 750 00:46:05,722 --> 00:46:09,768 the captivating beauty of the great American outdoors 751 00:46:09,851 --> 00:46:13,188 and the wonderful sound of silence. 752 00:46:22,447 --> 00:46:24,532 Pugsley, what do I keep saying? 753 00:46:24,616 --> 00:46:26,910 Amazon prime is not a toy. 754 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:42,509 Gomez: Oh, it's for you. Huh. 755 00:46:42,634 --> 00:46:44,928 Well, do you really have to leave us so soon, cousin? 756 00:46:45,095 --> 00:46:46,262 Where are you headed? 757 00:46:48,723 --> 00:46:51,935 I see. Top-secret gig. 758 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:55,397 Tell that Billie eilish she's a little too sunny for my taste. 759 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,315 But I'm still a fan. 760 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,741 Why didn't I get dating advice from him? 761 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:22,173 I have something for you. 762 00:47:26,136 --> 00:47:27,595 Wednesday: A tiny coffin. 763 00:47:28,179 --> 00:47:31,182 I fear I shall have trouble getting pugsley in here. 764 00:47:31,266 --> 00:47:32,767 No. 765 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:34,394 Open it. 766 00:47:35,478 --> 00:47:38,273 Your grandmother gave me this necklace on my wedding day. 767 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:40,066 It has been handed down 768 00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:42,402 through generations of Addams women. 769 00:47:42,485 --> 00:47:45,071 It is a part of every Addams. 770 00:47:45,155 --> 00:47:46,698 Just as you are. 771 00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:51,911 Are you sure this belongs to me? 772 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:54,372 Of course, Wednesday. 773 00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:56,332 Who else would it belong to? 774 00:47:57,959 --> 00:47:59,377 Never mind. 775 00:47:59,461 --> 00:48:01,337 Thanks for the trinket, mother. 776 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:04,215 Fire in the hole! 777 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,348 Madison, would you do me the honor... 778 00:48:33,036 --> 00:48:34,954 Now, that's grand. 779 00:48:35,038 --> 00:48:37,158 What was it you were saying about laying low, darling? 780 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,795 No more personal electronic devices on this trip. 781 00:48:41,878 --> 00:48:44,047 Saddle up, Addams! 782 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,417 You scurried fast, little weasel. 783 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,419 Please! Let me up! 784 00:49:23,711 --> 00:49:25,755 Where's your comically large companion? 785 00:49:25,839 --> 00:49:29,801 That big ape ran out on me at the alamo. 786 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:32,428 Please! I'll tell you everything. 787 00:49:32,512 --> 00:49:34,264 I'm listening. 788 00:49:36,432 --> 00:49:38,059 Oh! 789 00:49:40,687 --> 00:49:42,689 Mustela, have you found the girl or... 790 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,483 You got the drop on him. 791 00:49:46,109 --> 00:49:48,027 Mr. Strange. 792 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,738 Please, call me Cyrus. 793 00:49:50,822 --> 00:49:53,199 Mr. Strange will suffice. 794 00:49:53,283 --> 00:49:54,909 What is this all about? 795 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:57,162 It's about you, Wednesday. 796 00:49:57,537 --> 00:50:00,290 My wife and I were separated from our true daughter 797 00:50:00,373 --> 00:50:01,875 on the night of her birth. 798 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,669 I never gave up trying to find her. 799 00:50:05,170 --> 00:50:07,463 I searched and searched for years, 800 00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:10,466 and then, suddenly, there I was, 801 00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:12,677 standing on that stage. 802 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,429 Looking right at you. 803 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:16,681 In that moment, 804 00:50:16,764 --> 00:50:20,894 I knew that you were my long lost child. 805 00:50:20,977 --> 00:50:22,437 The physical similarities. 806 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:25,398 The brilliant scientific mind. 807 00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:27,150 I did some digging. 808 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,694 You were born at the same hospital, 809 00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,363 the same day as the girl we've raised. 810 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:35,033 And as if meant to be, 811 00:50:35,116 --> 00:50:37,285 your name, Wednesday, 812 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,662 is from my favorite poem. 813 00:50:39,746 --> 00:50:41,289 "Wednesday's child is..." 814 00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:42,999 "Full of woe." 815 00:50:43,583 --> 00:50:45,627 I was named after that poem. 816 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:47,670 I live by it. 817 00:50:48,338 --> 00:50:49,923 I think we owe it to ourselves 818 00:50:50,006 --> 00:50:51,883 to get to the bottom of this, Wednesday. 819 00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:54,802 Why don't you come to my home in sausalito? We can... 820 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:57,013 Not so fast. 821 00:50:57,096 --> 00:51:00,225 I have further research to conduct to verify your claim. 822 00:51:00,308 --> 00:51:01,726 Of course. 823 00:51:01,809 --> 00:51:03,561 I would expect nothing less. 824 00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:06,397 By the way, what did you do with Mr. Mustela? 825 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,149 Wednesday: Oh. 826 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:09,525 I let him go. 827 00:51:57,031 --> 00:51:59,617 Tish. You minx. 828 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,542 Let's settle this. 829 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,790 It's all true. 830 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:54,005 The facts before me prove beyond a reasonable doubt 831 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:56,424 that I am not an Addams. 832 00:52:56,758 --> 00:52:59,677 That means there's only one logical choice. 833 00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:01,637 Don't you agree? 834 00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:10,313 Morticia: Wednesday, dear. 835 00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:13,983 Come along, sleepyhead. 836 00:53:17,904 --> 00:53:19,739 Why, it's easier to wake the dead 837 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:21,324 than to wake you, my little... 838 00:53:22,492 --> 00:53:23,659 Hi, mom. 839 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:26,696 Pugsley: "Dear Addams family, 840 00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:28,039 "as you may have noticed, 841 00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,250 "our family dynamic has been off-base lately. 842 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:33,294 "I have been ruminating on 843 00:53:33,378 --> 00:53:35,296 "and questioning the reason for this, 844 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:39,258 "but a new revelation has resolved this doubt for me. 845 00:53:39,342 --> 00:53:40,486 "I was the discordant note..." 846 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:41,612 Wednesday: I was the discordant note 847 00:53:41,636 --> 00:53:44,764 that can never resolve into Harmony. 848 00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:47,683 And the reason I could never truly relate to any of you 849 00:53:48,184 --> 00:53:49,685 is simple. 850 00:53:50,353 --> 00:53:52,855 I am not your relative. 851 00:53:54,774 --> 00:53:58,069 I have no recourse but to leave for good 852 00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:01,531 and make my way toward the truth. 853 00:54:02,198 --> 00:54:04,200 Do not attempt to follow me. 854 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:09,705 Wait. 855 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:11,707 Wednesday's not an Addams? 856 00:54:11,791 --> 00:54:14,168 I'm the only real Addams child? 857 00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:15,795 That's awesome! 858 00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,673 Too soon, pugsley. Too soon. 859 00:54:19,006 --> 00:54:20,466 What does she mean, 860 00:54:20,550 --> 00:54:22,176 "making her way toward the truth"? 861 00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,886 Is this about the hospital thing 862 00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:25,721 that was totally not a big deal? 863 00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:27,932 This is all my fault. 864 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,643 If she had just felt closer to me, 865 00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,478 maybe this wouldn't have happened. 866 00:54:32,562 --> 00:54:34,522 Thing! I need a bloody Mary. 867 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:35,731 Make it a double. 868 00:54:35,815 --> 00:54:37,150 Fester: He's in the shower. 869 00:54:37,233 --> 00:54:40,111 La-di-di, la-di-da 870 00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:42,613 don't forget to clean behind your knuckles. 871 00:55:02,508 --> 00:55:05,303 Wednesday: Lurch, I can see you. 872 00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:09,515 Obviously, I have failed in my duty 873 00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:11,434 as your lurking advisor. 874 00:55:14,479 --> 00:55:16,647 I really don't know how to answer that. 875 00:55:17,648 --> 00:55:21,277 But what I do know is that you should go back to your family. 876 00:55:22,028 --> 00:55:24,238 It's time for me to find mine. 877 00:55:27,408 --> 00:55:29,368 I guess that's true. 878 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,329 You're not an Addams either. 879 00:55:32,288 --> 00:55:34,582 How very sad that is. 880 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,169 Much better, lurch. 881 00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:40,588 It appears I taught you well, after all. 882 00:55:43,299 --> 00:55:45,635 Like the donner party before us, 883 00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:49,680 we travel to California to fulfil our destiny 884 00:55:49,764 --> 00:55:52,850 and eat what we must along the way. 885 00:55:53,226 --> 00:55:57,355 Let us conquer the golden west or die trying. 886 00:55:57,438 --> 00:55:59,106 Lurch, 887 00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,900 to sausalito! 888 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:03,194 Thing, to sausalito! 889 00:56:03,277 --> 00:56:05,196 If we leave now, we can catch up. 890 00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:08,032 Then we'll return home, kidnap the necessary witnesses 891 00:56:08,115 --> 00:56:09,951 and snuff out any remaining doubt 892 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:11,744 that Wednesday is one of us. 893 00:56:11,827 --> 00:56:13,120 I love it 894 00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:17,041 when your murderous maternal instincts kick in! 895 00:56:17,124 --> 00:56:19,460 We're back in the parenting business! 896 00:56:19,835 --> 00:56:21,087 Come along, Addams. 897 00:56:21,170 --> 00:56:23,172 Let's bring Wednesday back to her family. 898 00:56:27,260 --> 00:56:31,305 Ahem. Fester, your tentacles are hanging out. 899 00:56:32,515 --> 00:56:34,392 I thought I felt a draft. 900 00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:35,810 Just don't kick 'em. 901 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,270 They're very sensitive. 902 00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:12,722 Wednesday: All of those do sound like great options, 903 00:57:12,805 --> 00:57:15,474 but which one is the road to sausalito? 904 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,706 Out of my way, hightower! 905 00:57:45,755 --> 00:57:46,797 Look, lurch. 906 00:57:47,256 --> 00:57:51,093 Aggressive people who use loud noises and fast rides 907 00:57:51,177 --> 00:57:54,347 to distract themselves from their childhood trauma. 908 00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:55,890 Just what we need. 909 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,703 Man: Hmm? 910 00:58:28,381 --> 00:58:30,007 Ronny: Hey! 911 00:58:30,091 --> 00:58:33,761 Ain't you the guy that almost ran my bike off the road? 912 00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:37,306 And you must be miss lurleen? 913 00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,645 Excuse me? 914 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:47,733 Ah. It seems I have offended two people at once. 915 00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:49,110 How fortuitous. 916 00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:51,696 Bikers: Huh? 917 00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:53,739 That was aninsthoo! 918 00:58:56,325 --> 00:58:59,954 I'm afraid you gentlemen have made a grave error. 919 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,415 Lurch, show these cretins 920 00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:05,960 what your cold, dead hands are capable of. 921 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,045 Mm-hmm. 922 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:21,201 First/was afraid 923 00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:23,018 I was petrified 924 00:59:23,102 --> 00:59:26,814 kept thinking I could never live without you by my side 925 00:59:26,897 --> 00:59:28,649 I should've been more specific. 926 00:59:28,733 --> 00:59:29,918 But then I spent so many nights 927 00:59:29,942 --> 00:59:31,235 thinking how you did me wrong 928 00:59:31,318 --> 00:59:33,112 and I grew strong 929 00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:36,198 and I learned how to get along 930 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,912 And so you're back 931 00:59:41,996 --> 00:59:44,206 from outer space 932 00:59:44,290 --> 00:59:46,375 I just walked in to find you here 933 00:59:46,459 --> 00:59:48,461 with that sad look upon your face 934 00:59:48,544 --> 00:59:50,254 I should've changed that stupid lock 935 00:59:50,337 --> 00:59:53,007 I should've made you leave your key 936 00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:54,842 if I'd known for just one second 937 00:59:54,925 --> 00:59:56,427 you'd be back to bother me 938 00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:58,596 go on now, go 939 00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:00,598 walk out the door 940 01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:02,600 just turn around now 941 01:00:02,683 --> 01:00:04,894 'cause you're not welcome anymore 942 01:00:05,895 --> 01:00:07,563 weren't you the one who tried 943 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:09,064 to hurt me with goodbye? 944 01:00:09,148 --> 01:00:11,192 Did you think I 'd crumble? 945 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:12,943 Did you think I'd lay down and die? 946 01:00:13,027 --> 01:00:14,862 Oh, no, not 947 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:17,156 I will survive 948 01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:19,867 oh, as long as I know how to love 949 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,744 I know I'll stay alive 950 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:25,372 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give 951 01:00:25,456 --> 01:00:28,667 and I'll survive I will survive... 952 01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:31,670 All I wanted was a violent roadhouse melee 953 01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:34,256 before hitching a ride to sausalito. 954 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:36,050 Was that too much to ask? 955 01:00:36,467 --> 01:00:37,843 Sausalito? 956 01:00:37,927 --> 01:00:39,720 That's exactly where we're headed. 957 01:00:39,804 --> 01:00:42,389 It's the annual hug-a-biker retreat 958 01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,017 where we deal with our childhood trauma. 959 01:00:45,142 --> 01:00:46,894 I am good. 960 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:49,688 Bring it in, little lady. 961 01:00:49,772 --> 01:00:51,398 I accept your offer of a ride. 962 01:00:51,482 --> 01:00:52,900 But if you don't mind, 963 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,486 I will respectfully decline the hug. 964 01:00:55,569 --> 01:00:58,113 I've been social distancing since birth. 965 01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:02,284 I will survive 966 01:01:02,368 --> 01:01:04,954 oh, as long as I know how to love 967 01:01:05,037 --> 01:01:06,539 I know I'll stay alive 968 01:01:06,622 --> 01:01:08,666 I've got all my life to live 969 01:01:08,749 --> 01:01:12,294 I've got all my love to give and I'll survive 970 01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:14,505 I will survive 971 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:16,131 hey, hey 972 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:32,815 Hey, hey 973 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:35,234 I will survive 974 01:01:35,317 --> 01:01:37,444 oh, as long as I know how to love... 975 01:01:37,528 --> 01:01:39,238 Sayonara, little lady. 976 01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,241 Whoo-hoo! 977 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:55,588 Wednesday: It's all Jekyll, no Hyde. 978 01:01:59,967 --> 01:02:02,177 I feel something, lurch. 979 01:02:02,595 --> 01:02:05,347 As though anticipation and unease 980 01:02:05,431 --> 01:02:09,184 birthed some kind of winged larvae in my stomach. 981 01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:13,355 Butterflies? Hmm. 982 01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:16,025 Perhaps my digestive acids will kill them. 983 01:02:17,985 --> 01:02:20,112 Wednesday! You're here! 984 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:22,072 Welcome home. 985 01:02:22,156 --> 01:02:24,909 Oh. I see you brought a plus-one. 986 01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,745 Which is... 987 01:02:27,828 --> 01:02:29,079 Fine. Perfectly fine. 988 01:02:29,163 --> 01:02:30,915 Yes. 989 01:02:32,583 --> 01:02:33,584 Right this way. 990 01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:42,801 Wednesday, meet my wife. 991 01:02:42,885 --> 01:02:44,511 Ingrid. 992 01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:47,473 Uh, Ingrid has a touch of laryngitis 993 01:02:47,556 --> 01:02:49,075 and finds it difficult to talk at the moment. 994 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,601 Girl: Hello. 995 01:02:50,684 --> 01:02:53,145 And this is Ophelia. 996 01:02:53,228 --> 01:02:56,190 Or as we call her, our little oaf. 997 01:02:57,066 --> 01:02:58,108 The other... 998 01:02:58,609 --> 01:02:59,818 Me. 999 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:02,196 Oh. 1000 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,239 Uh, Ingrid, my dear, 1001 01:03:04,323 --> 01:03:06,408 why don't you rest for a while 1002 01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:09,036 and I'll show our little Wednesday around. 1003 01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:10,913 Let's go see the laboratory. 1004 01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:12,957 Don't look at them. 1005 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:16,502 Right this way. 1006 01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:25,219 Welcome to the future, Wednesday. 1007 01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:28,847 What do you think? 1008 01:03:28,931 --> 01:03:30,975 Pretty boss, huh? 1009 01:03:31,684 --> 01:03:33,764 Wednesday: You've got a lot of projects in the works. 1010 01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:36,355 Ready, Wednesday? 1011 01:03:40,317 --> 01:03:42,403 When I did this DNA test with Ophelia 1012 01:03:42,486 --> 01:03:44,780 and it informed me that she wasn't my daughter, 1013 01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:46,407 I was unsurprised. 1014 01:03:47,032 --> 01:03:49,868 Perhaps you can relate to me on that. 1015 01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:51,662 You see what I did there? 1016 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,247 I did, though I generally find 1017 01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:55,499 puns to be a lower form of humor. 1018 01:03:55,958 --> 01:03:57,167 Hmm. 1019 01:03:57,251 --> 01:04:00,671 My real passion has always been... 1020 01:04:01,672 --> 01:04:03,590 Human behavior. 1021 01:04:05,384 --> 01:04:07,928 What an incredible coincidence. 1022 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:11,640 Exactly my thought when I saw your winning experiment. 1023 01:04:11,724 --> 01:04:14,018 Although, if you think about it, 1024 01:04:14,101 --> 01:04:16,311 not so coincidental. 1025 01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:18,897 Like father, like daughter. Am I right? 1026 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,610 We will find out shortly. 1027 01:04:23,694 --> 01:04:26,822 And when we receive the inevitable confirmation, 1028 01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:28,282 I hope you'll reconsider 1029 01:04:28,365 --> 01:04:30,075 what you told me at the fair. 1030 01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:31,994 About how your formula 1031 01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,455 was a family secret. 1032 01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:36,749 DNA sequencing complete. 1033 01:04:38,125 --> 01:04:39,960 DNA match. 1034 01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:42,838 Well, it's all settled. 1035 01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:43,922 Done and... 1036 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,718 Great. 1037 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:49,970 It's my fa... 1038 01:04:50,637 --> 01:04:52,347 The Addams family. 1039 01:04:52,431 --> 01:04:55,225 Well, let's go greet them. 1040 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,106 Fester: You guys go ahead, I... 1041 01:05:02,024 --> 01:05:03,942 I'm gonna be going in, uh... 1042 01:05:04,568 --> 01:05:06,528 I may be some time. 1043 01:05:17,998 --> 01:05:20,250 You 1044 01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:23,337 rang? 1045 01:05:23,420 --> 01:05:25,672 Lurch. We're here to rescue Wednesday. 1046 01:05:25,756 --> 01:05:27,174 Wednesday: Rescue me from what? 1047 01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:30,594 You! 1048 01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:33,305 Cyrus strange. Pleased to meet you. 1049 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,390 You're the man from the science fair. 1050 01:05:35,474 --> 01:05:37,518 The ghostly apparition. 1051 01:05:39,144 --> 01:05:40,562 Huh. 1052 01:05:41,021 --> 01:05:43,148 I see you've been reanimated. 1053 01:05:43,232 --> 01:05:45,359 And now, you've absconded with our daughter 1054 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,194 - and put her in this... - In... 1055 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:49,154 Wednesday, what are you wearing? 1056 01:05:49,238 --> 01:05:51,156 It's called a turtleneck. 1057 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,033 Deceptive name, I know, 1058 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:56,203 but it is both fashionable and functional, m... 1059 01:05:57,079 --> 01:05:58,831 Um, morticia. 1060 01:05:58,914 --> 01:06:01,333 Cyrus: Mr. and Mrs. Addams, 1061 01:06:01,416 --> 01:06:04,169 it appears that you are not Wednesday's parents. 1062 01:06:04,253 --> 01:06:05,379 I am. 1063 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,256 Enough, you knave! 1064 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:10,968 Mr. Addams, before you do anything rash, 1065 01:06:11,051 --> 01:06:13,011 you might want to see this. 1066 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,390 The results conclusively prove 1067 01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:19,434 that I am not your daughter. 1068 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:22,271 Where once I was Addams, 1069 01:06:23,063 --> 01:06:24,314 now I am strange. 1070 01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:26,441 Zip it, pugsley. 1071 01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:27,985 This can't be true. 1072 01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:30,654 Cyrus: I know this must be quite a shock for you, 1073 01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:31,780 Mr. and Mrs. Addams. 1074 01:06:32,156 --> 01:06:33,157 Believe me, 1075 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:36,201 we went through the same thing with Ophelia. 1076 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:43,667 Wow! 1077 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:52,050 Wednesday, we're still your family. 1078 01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:54,219 And that's why I'd like to honor 1079 01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:55,804 your contributions to my life 1080 01:06:55,888 --> 01:07:00,350 with a proper and respectful goodbye. 1081 01:07:01,768 --> 01:07:04,062 Uh, Addams family, I... 1082 01:07:04,146 --> 01:07:05,772 I want to say... 1083 01:07:08,817 --> 01:07:11,737 It appears I'm not quite ready to part with them. 1084 01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:13,488 Forgive me, father. 1085 01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,616 I do forgive you. 1086 01:07:15,741 --> 01:07:17,409 Oh, no. 1087 01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:19,119 I meant Cyrus. 1088 01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:21,413 Come on, Wednesday. You don't mean this. 1089 01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:22,497 Let's just go home. 1090 01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:24,291 We can talk about this in the camper. 1091 01:07:24,374 --> 01:07:26,460 I'm sorry, Mr. Addams. 1092 01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:28,921 Icantleave with you. 1093 01:07:29,004 --> 01:07:31,381 But maybe we can offer you 1094 01:07:31,465 --> 01:07:33,884 and Mrs. Addams shelter for the night? 1095 01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:36,595 Then tomorrow we can say goodbye. 1096 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:38,680 Of course, daughter. 1097 01:07:38,764 --> 01:07:40,724 My man will show you to the guest quarters. 1098 01:08:04,456 --> 01:08:06,041 Morticia: Something isn't right. 1099 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:07,542 Of course it's not. 1100 01:08:07,626 --> 01:08:09,795 I've loved Wednesday her whole life. 1101 01:08:09,878 --> 01:08:12,047 I can't just stop because a piece of paper says... 1102 01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:16,301 Says... 1103 01:08:21,515 --> 01:08:24,643 Wow. They really did a lot in six hours. 1104 01:08:33,527 --> 01:08:35,028 Oh, tish. 1105 01:08:35,404 --> 01:08:37,572 We've lost our little girl. 1106 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,165 Ophelia: Hey! Wha... 1107 01:08:50,043 --> 01:08:51,878 Come here! 1108 01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,513 I thought my bedroom was a mess. 1109 01:09:01,596 --> 01:09:03,932 This is awesome! 1110 01:09:04,016 --> 01:09:05,726 Hey, uh, are you hungry? 1111 01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:07,394 I'm always hungry. 1112 01:09:07,561 --> 01:09:09,521 Check it out. 1113 01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,401 When my dad's not around, 1114 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,820 I don't use forks orspoons 1115 01:09:17,404 --> 01:09:18,697 or anything. 1116 01:09:18,780 --> 01:09:20,282 Me either! 1117 01:09:27,122 --> 01:09:28,832 It's a lot easier to... 1118 01:09:28,915 --> 01:09:32,419 Both: Just use your face! 1119 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:34,212 Where have you been all my life? 1120 01:09:34,463 --> 01:09:35,756 The farm. 1121 01:09:36,923 --> 01:09:38,258 Wait, what did you say? 1122 01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:45,182 Morticia: Cyrus strange is lying. I'm sure of it. 1123 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:46,909 But how do we prove it to Wednesday that... 1124 01:09:46,933 --> 01:09:48,435 Oh, querida. 1125 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:49,978 It's no use. 1126 01:09:50,062 --> 01:09:51,438 Wednesday has gone. 1127 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:53,940 And now, we must do our duty. 1128 01:09:54,608 --> 01:09:56,777 We shall raise the pig girl and... 1129 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,445 Pull yourself together, Gomez. 1130 01:09:58,528 --> 01:09:59,946 You're an Addams. 1131 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:01,740 Just as Wednesday is. 1132 01:10:01,823 --> 01:10:03,867 Whether it's in her blood or not. 1133 01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:06,078 Pugsley: Mom. Pop. 1134 01:10:06,161 --> 01:10:07,496 You have to see this! 1135 01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:14,836 What happened to these people? 1136 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,046 That's just it! 1137 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:17,756 I... I don't think they are people. 1138 01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:19,549 Cyrus: Your idiot boy is right. 1139 01:10:22,010 --> 01:10:24,304 They're animals I imbued with human traits. 1140 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:26,681 Pretty neat, huh? 1141 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:30,685 They always revert back to their original form, though. 1142 01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:32,896 So that's why you wanted Wednesday. 1143 01:10:32,979 --> 01:10:35,816 Her experiment did what you couldn't. 1144 01:10:35,941 --> 01:10:39,361 Men. Just can't come out and ask a woman for help, can you? 1145 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:40,904 You faked that DNA test. 1146 01:10:40,987 --> 01:10:42,781 Blah, blah, blah, blah! 1147 01:10:42,864 --> 01:10:45,117 Oh, pipe down, elvira! 1148 01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:48,578 That's it! Prepare to meet old deuteronomy! 1149 01:10:48,662 --> 01:10:50,330 Mazurka! 1150 01:11:00,799 --> 01:11:02,551 Oh, where are my manners? 1151 01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:05,095 I forgot to thank you for the tip! 1152 01:11:08,807 --> 01:11:11,601 I'm good! I'm so good! 1153 01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:29,828 So sorry about that. 1154 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,163 Where were we? 1155 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:33,415 I have a surprise for you, father. 1156 01:11:35,292 --> 01:11:37,335 Yes. Yes! Of course! 1157 01:11:37,419 --> 01:11:39,254 It's so simple. 1158 01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:42,549 But... but could it work? 1159 01:11:48,805 --> 01:11:50,432 You did it! 1160 01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:53,685 I knew funding those science fairs would pay off. 1161 01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:54,811 What was that? 1162 01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,897 Uh... nothing. 1163 01:11:56,980 --> 01:12:00,484 I have a surprise for you as well, Wednesday. 1164 01:12:05,155 --> 01:12:07,949 They can be our first test subjects. 1165 01:12:08,492 --> 01:12:09,743 What have you done? 1166 01:12:10,327 --> 01:12:11,912 I've got all manner 1167 01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,748 of diabolical DNA in these test tubes. 1168 01:12:14,915 --> 01:12:17,125 You can isolate the Addams' annoying habits 1169 01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:20,128 and we'll replace them with ones you want. 1170 01:12:20,754 --> 01:12:21,880 But why? 1171 01:12:21,963 --> 01:12:24,341 I saw you trying to delay their departure. 1172 01:12:24,424 --> 01:12:26,760 This way, you can keep them around. 1173 01:12:27,719 --> 01:12:29,554 Ineed my little protege to be happy 1174 01:12:29,638 --> 01:12:31,473 and focused on her work. 1175 01:12:31,681 --> 01:12:34,100 This is important stuff we are doing, Wednesday. 1176 01:12:35,310 --> 01:12:37,437 World-changing! 1177 01:12:37,521 --> 01:12:38,939 "World-changing"? 1178 01:12:39,022 --> 01:12:40,690 If you could control people, 1179 01:12:40,774 --> 01:12:44,110 imbue them with the strength and ferocity of any animal on earth? 1180 01:12:44,194 --> 01:12:46,404 Imagine who would pay for that! 1181 01:12:46,488 --> 01:12:48,823 The military, foreign governments, 1182 01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:50,408 call centers. 1183 01:12:50,575 --> 01:12:53,161 They'd all want unstoppable hybrid murder machines 1184 01:12:53,245 --> 01:12:55,664 programmed down to the cellular level! 1185 01:12:55,747 --> 01:12:59,668 Imagine how rich and famous we'll become! 1186 01:12:59,751 --> 01:13:03,922 All thanks to your experiment! 1187 01:13:04,005 --> 01:13:05,799 But I only meant to show 1188 01:13:05,882 --> 01:13:08,426 how my uncle fester's intellect could be improved. 1189 01:13:08,510 --> 01:13:12,222 And now you get to improve the rest of your ex-family. 1190 01:13:15,267 --> 01:13:16,494 Wednesday: But they don't need improving. 1191 01:13:16,518 --> 01:13:18,687 They're fine as they are. 1192 01:13:19,729 --> 01:13:21,731 Except for maybe pugsley. 1193 01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:25,110 But I'm the one who was looking for change, 1194 01:13:25,193 --> 01:13:26,528 not them. 1195 01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:28,339 But this way, you'll never have to feel different 1196 01:13:28,363 --> 01:13:31,449 from anyone in your family ever again, little boo-boo. 1197 01:13:43,837 --> 01:13:45,630 Here you are, Wednesday. 1198 01:13:45,714 --> 01:13:47,632 You do the honors. 1199 01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:51,511 I won't! 1200 01:13:52,178 --> 01:13:54,931 Even though you are biologically my father, 1201 01:13:55,015 --> 01:13:57,934 these people are still my family. 1202 01:13:58,518 --> 01:14:00,645 The Addams family. 1203 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:05,650 Fine. If you can't pull the trigger, I'll do it! 1204 01:14:20,415 --> 01:14:22,417 I'm disappointed in you, Wednesday. 1205 01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:27,047 But it appears you're just a silly little girl playing with science. 1206 01:14:32,093 --> 01:14:34,929 Turn off the machine, Mr. Strange. 1207 01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:37,349 I won't ask you again. 1208 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,520 Islnflelady threatening me? 1209 01:14:42,604 --> 01:14:43,897 That depends. 1210 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:46,107 Do you have a piano nearby? 1211 01:14:46,191 --> 01:14:48,735 Why would I have a piano in a laboratory? 1212 01:14:49,110 --> 01:14:51,363 In that case, lurch... 1213 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:55,742 Show this cretin what your cold, 1214 01:14:55,825 --> 01:14:58,328 dead hands are capable of. 1215 01:14:58,411 --> 01:14:59,704 You think you're the only one 1216 01:14:59,788 --> 01:15:02,123 with a brainless neanderthal bodyguard? 1217 01:15:07,045 --> 01:15:10,465 Kill, pongo. Kill! 1218 01:15:15,804 --> 01:15:17,305 Oh, this is gonna be rich! 1219 01:15:20,350 --> 01:15:21,351 What? 1220 01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:26,981 Eh! No! Pongo, you imbecile! 1221 01:15:27,065 --> 01:15:29,317 I command you, you protect me. 1222 01:15:29,401 --> 01:15:31,820 You're wasting your breath. 1223 01:15:31,903 --> 01:15:35,031 You see, pongo and lurch are former cellmates 1224 01:15:35,115 --> 01:15:37,200 at the asylum where lurch was held captive 1225 01:15:37,283 --> 01:15:38,952 before my parents found him. 1226 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:40,578 Back in Texas, 1227 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:45,166 pongo told lurch that he suspected I was in danger. 1228 01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:47,853 I didn't believe it then. Cyrus: Pongo, pongo. 1229 01:15:47,877 --> 01:15:49,754 Bad boy, pongo. Bad boy. 1230 01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:51,423 I was wrong. 1231 01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:53,133 No! No! 1232 01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:54,676 That's gonna leave a Mark. 1233 01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:57,679 Unhand me! 1234 01:15:57,762 --> 01:16:00,098 Stop! I had a big breakfast. 1235 01:16:00,181 --> 01:16:02,016 Don't make me puke up my pancakes! 1236 01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:04,477 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1237 01:16:29,294 --> 01:16:31,629 Mother, father, are you all right? 1238 01:16:31,713 --> 01:16:32,797 Yes, yes. 1239 01:16:32,881 --> 01:16:36,593 Fortunately, we escaped with no fatal wounds. 1240 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,055 Even pugsley? 1241 01:16:41,139 --> 01:16:42,807 Even pugsley. 1242 01:16:42,974 --> 01:16:45,351 Oh, well. Maybe next time. 1243 01:16:45,602 --> 01:16:46,853 Wait, what? 1244 01:16:58,948 --> 01:17:00,533 How very... 1245 01:17:00,617 --> 01:17:02,243 Touching. 1246 01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:06,456 My real daughter would know that sentimentality... 1247 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:10,251 Is the antithesis of science. 1248 01:17:10,502 --> 01:17:11,961 That's right. 1249 01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,839 I lied about the DNA... 1250 01:17:14,923 --> 01:17:16,424 Re... re... 1251 01:17:16,508 --> 01:17:17,884 Results. 1252 01:17:20,094 --> 01:17:22,889 I really should thank you, Wednesday. 1253 01:17:22,972 --> 01:17:25,391 You've uncaged me. 1254 01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:32,065 But your foul play is no longer amusing to me. 1255 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,487 So, I think I'll exterminate you. 1256 01:17:41,324 --> 01:17:43,576 And your entire... 1257 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:45,495 Family! 1258 01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:52,752 Get ready to cry uncle! 1259 01:17:58,091 --> 01:17:59,259 Pugsley: Ahh! 1260 01:18:11,646 --> 01:18:13,606 Gomez: Incoming! 1261 01:18:16,609 --> 01:18:17,861 Ophelia! 1262 01:18:36,337 --> 01:18:37,839 Gomez: Oh, yeah! 1263 01:18:37,922 --> 01:18:39,132 That's it! You got him! 1264 01:18:45,138 --> 01:18:46,514 Cyrus: No! 1265 01:18:48,975 --> 01:18:50,101 Gomez: Get him, fester! 1266 01:18:50,184 --> 01:18:51,603 Ink him! Ink him, baby! 1267 01:19:00,653 --> 01:19:02,739 Everybody, run! 1268 01:19:28,681 --> 01:19:30,642 Madison, would you do me the honor... 1269 01:19:39,067 --> 01:19:41,903 Yes, I'll marry you. 1270 01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:47,075 Uncle fester. 1271 01:19:48,242 --> 01:19:49,619 He's dying. 1272 01:19:50,328 --> 01:19:52,038 And it's all my fault. 1273 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,040 Oh, Wednesday. 1274 01:20:03,091 --> 01:20:05,051 Mother, when you said this necklace 1275 01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:07,011 was a part of every Addams, 1276 01:20:07,095 --> 01:20:08,680 what did you mean? 1277 01:20:08,763 --> 01:20:12,684 It contains a drop of blood from every Addams born into the family. 1278 01:20:12,767 --> 01:20:15,812 Your father, pugsley, you... 1279 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:18,439 And uncle fester. 1280 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:21,484 Your little Addams DNA cocktail here 1281 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:22,902 mightjust save the day. 1282 01:20:23,361 --> 01:20:24,404 Lurch! 1283 01:20:50,138 --> 01:20:51,639 Bottoms up, uncle fester. 1284 01:21:04,402 --> 01:21:05,486 Whoa! 1285 01:21:32,805 --> 01:21:35,391 Did I win? 1286 01:21:35,683 --> 01:21:36,934 Yes. 1287 01:21:37,602 --> 01:21:40,813 Yes, you did, uncle fester. 1288 01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:42,482 Oh, and, pugsley, 1289 01:21:42,565 --> 01:21:44,776 it looks like Ophelia is feeling better too. 1290 01:21:53,826 --> 01:21:56,746 Mother, father, I'm sorry. 1291 01:21:57,121 --> 01:21:59,248 I didn't want to be an Addams. 1292 01:21:59,791 --> 01:22:02,335 I struggled with feeling different. 1293 01:22:02,794 --> 01:22:05,713 But now, I realize that being different 1294 01:22:06,255 --> 01:22:08,841 is the most Addams-y thing there is. 1295 01:22:09,509 --> 01:22:11,511 "Different" is what the extra "d" 1296 01:22:11,594 --> 01:22:13,554 in "Addams" stands for. 1297 01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:16,599 I always thought it stood for "dismemberment." 1298 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:19,018 Can you forgive me? 1299 01:22:19,727 --> 01:22:21,187 Wednesday, 1300 01:22:21,270 --> 01:22:25,233 you are and always will be our little ghoul. 1301 01:22:25,358 --> 01:22:27,110 We love you. 1302 01:22:27,193 --> 01:22:28,361 Thank you, mother. 1303 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:29,821 The feeling is mutual. 1304 01:22:31,072 --> 01:22:32,448 And, father... 1305 01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:34,909 Yes, my little raven? 1306 01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:37,036 I have something for you. 1307 01:22:46,504 --> 01:22:49,757 Come on, Addams family. Let's go home. 1308 01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:01,894 Gruesome. 1309 01:23:01,978 --> 01:23:04,605 Mmm! And fragrant. 1310 01:23:08,651 --> 01:23:10,236 Yeah! Awesome! 1311 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:11,404 Now, look, look, look. 1312 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:13,990 All I did was invite a few people over 1313 01:23:14,073 --> 01:23:15,992 and things got a little bit out of hand. 1314 01:23:16,075 --> 01:23:18,870 Yes, there were a few injuries, but the EMT is here. 1315 01:23:18,953 --> 01:23:21,205 They're having a wonderful time. 1316 01:23:21,289 --> 01:23:23,708 What a lovely homecoming present. 1317 01:23:24,125 --> 01:23:26,210 Oh. 1318 01:23:26,294 --> 01:23:29,172 Welcome home! 1319 01:23:35,928 --> 01:23:38,681 I thought you'd never get here. 1320 01:23:41,267 --> 01:23:43,352 Oh, my goodness! 1321 01:23:45,938 --> 01:23:48,357 Let's light it up, hairball! 1322 01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:51,694 You know I never left 1323 01:23:51,777 --> 01:23:53,154 that's how I brought it back 1324 01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:55,323 but what I wanna know is where the party at 1325 01:23:55,406 --> 01:23:57,217 I came a long way to get these people out they seat 1326 01:23:57,241 --> 01:23:59,035 now I need y'all to clap your hands 1327 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:00,453 to the beat and have a good time 1328 01:24:00,536 --> 01:24:02,246 don't be acting like that 1329 01:24:02,330 --> 01:24:03,581 we got it crackin' in the back 1330 01:24:03,664 --> 01:24:04,832 oh, yeah, it's lit 1331 01:24:04,916 --> 01:24:06,584 my brand-new outfit 1332 01:24:06,667 --> 01:24:08,294 the one to get the party started 1333 01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:10,588 plugged and wet gloves and mitt, club is lit 1334 01:24:10,671 --> 01:24:12,256 kind of the one one of a kind 1335 01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:13,466 it's cousin it 1336 01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:15,051 he's the host with the most 1337 01:24:15,134 --> 01:24:17,678 I wanna give a toast to the wild, wild west coast 1338 01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:18,906 now if you're feeling like a villain 1339 01:24:18,930 --> 01:24:20,556 say, "yeah, yeah" 1340 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,451 snoop dogg is in the house and he's a playa, playa 1341 01:24:22,475 --> 01:24:23,535 and all the ladies in the house 1342 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:24,894 say, "oh, yeah" 1343 01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:26,812 we 're family for sure in case you didn't know 1344 01:24:26,896 --> 01:24:27,939 it ain't nothin' going on 1345 01:24:28,022 --> 01:24:30,358 grandma: We love you, it! 1346 01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:33,110 I still don't understand a word that guy says. 1347 01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:37,573 Yeah! 1348 01:24:37,657 --> 01:24:41,369 Didn't I tell you this trip would bring the family closer together? 1349 01:24:41,452 --> 01:24:44,330 You're a wonderful father, darling. 1350 01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:46,749 There's one thing that's still troubling me. 1351 01:24:46,832 --> 01:24:48,918 Cyrus lied about being my father, 1352 01:24:49,001 --> 01:24:52,129 but when I tested your hair at the Grand Canyon, 1353 01:24:52,213 --> 01:24:55,841 it said conclusively that you were not my father either. 1354 01:24:56,217 --> 01:24:58,844 Ah, that explains it. 1355 01:24:58,928 --> 01:25:00,346 I suffered a little accident 1356 01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:02,598 with a napalm experiment a few years back 1357 01:25:02,682 --> 01:25:05,184 and lost my beautiful, beautiful hair. 1358 01:25:07,770 --> 01:25:10,106 Had it replaced with real sasquatch fur. 1359 01:25:10,189 --> 01:25:11,899 I assure you, Wednesday, 1360 01:25:11,983 --> 01:25:13,442 I am your father. 1361 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:15,653 Now and always. 1362 01:25:17,697 --> 01:25:19,824 Iaheady hugged you once, father. 1363 01:25:19,907 --> 01:25:22,243 That's quite enough affection for a lifetime. 1364 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:26,706 Well, Addams, 1365 01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:29,458 time to start planning the next family vacation. 1366 01:25:29,542 --> 01:25:33,129 Maybe a trip around the world? What do you say?