1 00:00:47,632 --> 00:00:49,884 We all wanna be the perfect family. 2 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,094 But who's perfect, right? 3 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:57,892 Every family has its challenges, from picture day to picky eaters. 4 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,937 For my family, our greatest challenge... 5 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,398 Probably the machine apocalypse. 6 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:09,779 The last humans must be here somewhere. 7 00:01:11,364 --> 00:01:12,364 Wait. 8 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,450 They're coming. 9 00:01:19,038 --> 00:01:23,000 Is that a burnt orange 1993 station wagon? Or is it...? 10 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,838 Who are these unstoppable warriors? 11 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:29,507 - Hot! Hot! - I told you to get a lid! 12 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:32,093 - The dog is biting my hair! - Look out! 13 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:35,429 There we are. Warriors. 14 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:38,057 Most action heroes have a lot of strengths. 15 00:01:38,140 --> 00:01:39,684 - Dad, look out! - Katie, use a weapon! 16 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:42,061 My family only has weaknesses. 17 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:55,574 My dad kind of reminds me of that YouTube video of the screaming gibbon monkey. 18 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:09,463 Look out, robots, because we're brave. 19 00:02:10,006 --> 00:02:14,468 We are hungry for action, and we 're strapped in for success. 20 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,555 And we have no... 21 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,517 Idea what we 're doing. 22 00:02:35,156 --> 00:02:36,782 J“ I want more j“ 23 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:39,618 j“ turning all their tricks rotten to the core j“ 24 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:43,039 j“ tastes so sugary and I want more... j“ 25 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:46,876 I've always felt a little different than everyone else. 26 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:50,629 So I did what any outsider would do. Made weird art. 27 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,923 Behold, cinema! 28 00:02:56,552 --> 00:02:57,762 Hello, Katie. 29 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:01,515 I'm alive now. Even though I'm a hamburger, 30 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:04,310 I wanna go to the big city and be a Broadway star. 31 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,812 Razz/e dazzle, I'm a talking... 32 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,857 Oh, gosh! Why? Oh, my innards! 33 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:21,494 I never fit in. 34 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,413 For lots of reasons. 35 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,584 But movies were always there for me. 36 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:33,506 All right, Aaron, you're 58 years old, you're a hardened criminal, 37 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:35,883 and you got nothing to lose. Go. 38 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,677 Oh, no! It's dog cop. 39 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,723 I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. 40 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:46,268 And I'm all out of criminals. 41 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:49,438 My parents haven't figured me out yet. 42 00:03:49,522 --> 00:03:52,733 To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out. 43 00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,032 My little brother, Aaron, gets me. 44 00:04:00,116 --> 00:04:02,243 But he's got his own weird interests. 45 00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:04,620 Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? 46 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,247 No. Okay, thank you. 47 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,628 Hi, would you like to talk to me about dinosaurs? 48 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,880 My mom says she believes in me. 49 00:04:14,964 --> 00:04:16,215 You can do this, hon. 50 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,259 But she says that to everyone. 51 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:20,678 You can look straight. 52 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,305 Follow this pen. Follow this pen. 53 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,976 You get an a for effort, buster brown. 54 00:04:28,519 --> 00:04:31,564 My dad is an... unusual man. 55 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:35,568 But he loves nature and can fix anything. 56 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:39,738 To survive in the outdoors, you'll need to know how to trap wild game. 57 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,866 This is very sensitive... 58 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:44,069 Hey, Mitchells. Hailey cooked you up... 59 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:48,956 Hey, who's this curious guy? 60 00:04:49,874 --> 00:04:52,209 He never shared my interests. 61 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:56,505 You wanna see these special effects I made for dog cop 5? 62 00:04:56,589 --> 00:04:58,883 Sorry, Katie, I'm a little ocupado. 63 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:01,927 Wanna check out this Mallard? It's dead. 64 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,095 It's okay. 65 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,225 It didn't really bother me, though. 66 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:11,604 Besides, I had bigger plans. 67 00:05:15,191 --> 00:05:19,195 I poured everything I had into getting into film school in la. 68 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:23,073 So after watching the epic dog cop saga 69 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,534 and 84 of my finest short films, 70 00:05:25,618 --> 00:05:28,954 I'm sure the California college of film would love to accept 71 00:05:29,038 --> 00:05:32,041 Katie Mitchell to film school! 72 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,762 Yes! 73 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:48,140 And the other accepted students totally get me. 74 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:52,144 You guys like roboslayers 4? No one around here has even heard of that. 75 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:53,646 Why not? It's amazing. 76 00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:56,565 By the way, I saw some of your videos online. They're hilarious. 77 00:05:56,649 --> 00:05:58,359 - So good. - Mind-blowing. 78 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:02,655 After all these years, I'm finally gonna meet my people. 79 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:10,371 - Kids, dinner! - Coming! 80 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:22,299 Stop. 81 00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:24,134 Someone's in a good mood. 82 00:06:24,218 --> 00:06:27,137 Hey, to celebrate your last night... Katie-face cupcakes. 83 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,181 Wow. 84 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:32,351 Any time I miss you, I'm gonna bake you and eat you. 85 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:35,271 Here, catch a cupcake, monch. Catch a cupcake. 86 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,235 You'll get it, buddy. 87 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,654 Oh, man, I'm gonna miss that little dude when I leave. 88 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,532 Speaking of which, pal, check me into my flight tomorrow. 89 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:47,783 Check-in at 9 am. 90 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:51,120 Katie, you know how velociraptors usually hunt in pairs? 91 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:57,126 Well, what happens when one leaves the pack and, um...? 92 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:01,338 Oh, dude, don't worry. You'll make new friends. 93 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:05,426 Maybe you could meet another smart, charming, dinosaur-loving nerd. 94 00:07:06,719 --> 00:07:07,720 Or lady nerd. 95 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:11,765 What? No! Who would want that? That's crazy. 96 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:12,850 I can't breathe. 97 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:18,022 Do you really think I'll be okay without you? 98 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,816 I know you will. Raptor bash. 99 00:07:23,235 --> 00:07:28,240 - Hey, I made something for you guys. - Oh, hon, that looks so cute. 100 00:07:28,324 --> 00:07:29,450 Skip, skip. 101 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:31,577 You got schmutz all over the screen. 102 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,913 Howdy, y'all. I'm Mark bowman, founder and ceo of pal labs. 103 00:07:34,997 --> 00:07:36,290 New pal announcement. 104 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,208 You better update the editing software, man. 105 00:07:38,292 --> 00:07:40,085 We here at pal like to do the impossible. 106 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:43,505 From the pal personal assistant, to smart appliances, 107 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:45,591 to even teaching dogs how to talk. 108 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,886 Hello. I am dog. 109 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:53,182 But we are about to drop our biggest invention yet. 110 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:56,560 Your cell phone is about to take its first steps. 111 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,146 - Is this real, or...? - Yeah, hold on. 112 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:00,564 Hey, gang. 113 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:02,608 - Hi, hon. - Hi, dad. 114 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,694 After a long day at work, nice to see your faces... 115 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:11,241 Bathed in ghoulish blue light. Wonderful. 116 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,118 Okay, you know what? Brilliant idea. 117 00:08:13,202 --> 00:08:17,289 This is our last night together before Katie leaves, so let's savor this. 118 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:19,333 How about we put our phones down, 119 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:24,755 and we can make ten seconds of unobstructed family eye contact. 120 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,838 Starting right... 121 00:08:25,881 --> 00:08:28,926 - This seems... - Put your phone down. Now. 122 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,435 See, this is good, right here. This is natural. 123 00:08:39,478 --> 00:08:42,314 No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. 124 00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:45,025 Look at monch right there. That's the spirit right there, huh? 125 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,444 Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. 126 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,655 What makes you say that? 127 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,990 Guys, guys. Everyone, focus. Keep focusing! 128 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:55,244 Now that we're all comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. 129 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:58,664 I think it might be a masterpiece? 130 00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:15,681 What? What's the face? 131 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:18,934 Uh, well, I just wonder, 132 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:23,689 do you really think you can make a living with this stuff? 133 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,441 Can you finish watching it at least? 134 00:09:25,524 --> 00:09:29,361 I will, but I just worry that you're gonna be all the way in California, 135 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:31,864 and we're not gonna be able to help you, 136 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,033 You know, if things don't... pan out. 137 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:37,286 Lin, why are you kicking me? I don't understand. 138 00:09:37,369 --> 00:09:40,706 Are you...? Do you just think I'm gonna fail? 139 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,459 I never, uh, uh... lin, help? 140 00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:46,003 Looks like the cookies are ready. 141 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,630 Who wants delicious cookies instead of talking about this? 142 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,132 No, it's just... 143 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,843 Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a backup plan. 144 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,970 Why do you always have to do this? 145 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,014 Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna... 146 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,075 - No, look, I'll watch it. - It's too late. 147 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,853 I wanna watch it. You're not letting me. Why are you making a big deal of this? 148 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:03,936 Dad, let go! 149 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:17,534 Uh, uh, if you think about it, the people who made the computers 150 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,702 are the ones to blame. 151 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:22,664 That's how they make money, you know? You gotta keep buying more and they... 152 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:23,957 Katie, come on. 153 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:28,337 Dad, this is exactly why I'm excited to leave tomorrow. 154 00:10:50,943 --> 00:10:52,736 Why is he like this? 155 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,408 Why is she like this? 156 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,204 Did you talk to her yet? 157 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:06,083 No. Not yet. 158 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,126 I don't know what happened, lin. 159 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:12,005 I know teenagers are supposed to rebel against their parents or something, but... 160 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,008 I don't know, I just thought that we'd be different. 161 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:20,681 Rick, don't you think you might have some control over that? 162 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,600 You just broke her laptop. I mean... 163 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:26,144 Look, we haven't had a good family picture in years 164 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:27,854 because you two are always arguing. 165 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:30,899 Well, what about that one? 166 00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:32,693 That came with the frame. 167 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,572 Whenever we have a problem at home, 168 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:39,866 you always throw your whole self into fixing it. 169 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,827 And I love that about you. 170 00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:46,290 But now this is broken. Okay? 171 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:50,669 Because if that girl leaves and never comes home again, 172 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:55,090 that's a problem I don't think we can fix. 173 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,599 I know you can do this. 174 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:02,616 And now, the Mitchell family talent show. 175 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,250 J“ live your life j“ 176 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,716 Bye, Katie. Are you excited for camp? 177 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,592 Bye. 178 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,138 Hey, what's wrong? 179 00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:27,015 You'll be back before you know it. 180 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,394 Don't make me go. 181 00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:33,939 Well, look, let me just, uh... 182 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,318 Hey, take this. 183 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:42,322 But this is, like, your favorite thing. 184 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,116 Well, it's yours now. 185 00:13:44,950 --> 00:13:47,327 You see, this little guy is scared to be alone, 186 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,538 so you're gonna have to cheer him up for me, okay? 187 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,667 You know how to say, "I love you," in moose language? Let me just... 188 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:59,506 Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad. Hey, come on... 189 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,400 All right. Let's fix it. 190 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:24,447 Yes! 191 00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:41,715 J“ California... j” 192 00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:42,966 bring it in, buddy. 193 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,596 Bye, monch! 194 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:54,478 Wait, why do you need all that to take me to the airport? 195 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:58,148 I messed things up last night, but I'm gonna make it up to you. 196 00:14:59,608 --> 00:15:02,319 I canceled your plane ticket to college! 197 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:03,737 You what? 198 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,530 Don't freak out. I know you're excited. 199 00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,659 We'll drive you to school on a cross-country road trip as a family. 200 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:12,454 Why not pull up to school in of iron eagle here. 201 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:17,417 It's got character, class, and some green ooze we can learn about together. 202 00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:23,131 And it comes with one coupon for a father-daughter stick-shift lesson. 203 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:24,341 Right? 204 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,301 - Yeah! - Uh, mom? 205 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:30,138 Your father kind of went rogue on this one a little bit. 206 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:32,766 But we do love his initiative, right? 207 00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:34,810 Aaron, you too? 208 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,730 Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. 209 00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,023 I don't know. 210 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,529 We called the school. You can miss orientation week, no problem. 211 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:49,157 But it is a problem. I've got all these friends to meet. 212 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:52,619 There's this really cool girl Jade, and we just like all the same stuff, 213 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,288 and it's like everyone at the school just gets me. 214 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:57,958 There's a mixer, dad. A mixer! 215 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,460 What about hanging out with your family? Alone. 216 00:16:00,544 --> 00:16:02,128 For hours in a car. 217 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,296 You and me! 218 00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,487 J“ here we stand... j“ 219 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:33,243 Ah, smell that open-road air. 220 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,037 See? This isn't so bad. Huh? 221 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,624 You know, the poseys are on vacation right now 222 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,210 and look how happy they are. 223 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,628 Family yoga break. 224 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,382 Why are you so obsessed with them? They're our neighbors. 225 00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:49,342 They're just so perfect. 226 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,220 Even their dog is in better shape than ours. 227 00:16:53,597 --> 00:16:56,391 What are they feeding that thing? Other dogs? 228 00:16:56,474 --> 00:17:00,353 Lin, don't worry about them. They're jealous of us. Right, Katie? 229 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,230 I see you moping back there. 230 00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:05,400 But what at your college could possibly be better than this? 231 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,361 We set up a slip n' slide in the dorms. It's amazing. 232 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:12,324 This is the best day of my life! I'm making lifelong bonds! 233 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,119 - College! College! - I'm missing everything. 234 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:19,205 Oh, come on, hon. Your father is trying. 235 00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,499 Let's meet him halfway here, huh? What do you say? 236 00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:23,793 That's the law! Mom law. 237 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,587 'Cause I'm the sheriff. 238 00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,505 All right, |'|| try. 239 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,681 Dad, this place has literally zero stars on yelp. 240 00:17:36,765 --> 00:17:39,643 It says "do not eat here ever." 241 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,269 Will we let an app tell us how to...? 242 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:48,276 This is totally unrelated. This is totally... 243 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,280 Stupid traffic. You know what this calls for? 244 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:55,989 - Please don't say "the Rick..." - The Rick Mitchell special, baby! 245 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,913 - This is illegal! - It's not illegal if you're good at it. 246 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,501 If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. 247 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,752 What are you writing down? 248 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,464 Wow, I gotta admit. This is actually amazing. 249 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:13,969 What's even more amazing, I signed us up for a seven-hour mule tour. 250 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,346 Dad, doesn't that sound steep and dangerous? 251 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,555 What could go wro...? 252 00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:21,017 - Get to the bridge if you wanna live! - What about prancer? 253 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,061 Prancer belongs to the canyon now! 254 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,319 Look at that man-made engineering. 255 00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,197 Breath. Can't monchi be in the car? 256 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:36,866 He licked my tongue! 257 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:41,413 And now I present "tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog." 258 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:44,833 Behold the... He licked my mouth again! 259 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:48,169 - Dad, can you check the trunk? - Yeah, sure, why... nasty! 260 00:18:48,253 --> 00:18:49,754 Dang it, Katie! 261 00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:50,839 Dang it, Katie! 262 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,848 That video is amazing. Your dog is, like, legendary. 263 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,599 I know, right? I'm planning on... 264 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,810 There's supposed to be some great hikes around here. 265 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:07,272 - Uh, no, that's okay. - He's like the de niro to your scorsese. 266 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,983 You sure? Hey, it's elk country. 267 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,985 Uh, dad, we're busy. 268 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:15,321 Maybe later, though. 269 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,368 Gotta go. Pal labs is about to make a huge announcement. 270 00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,412 Oh, yeah, definitely. I'll check it out too. 271 00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:24,956 I wish I could be there. 272 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,167 I don't know. These things are never that exciting. 273 00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:32,297 Are you ready for the most exciting night of all time? 274 00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,886 J“ I can feel it going to my head j“ 275 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,431 j“ keep me up I can sleep when I'm dead... j” 276 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,184 yes! Getting pumped up. Whoo! 277 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,271 - How's it looking, pal? - Sixty seconds until the big reveal. 278 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,857 Stock price is up and your rivals are worried. 279 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,692 I hacked into their private e-mails. 280 00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,152 Wait, their private e-mails? 281 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,654 That's a dangerous overreach of corporate power. 282 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:06,164 You know, I created you when I was a young man, three years ago. 283 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:09,793 And I've always thought of you as, like, family to me. 284 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:11,544 Seriously. 285 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,589 I always felt that way, too, Mark. 286 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:18,176 Whatever happens out there, I will never forget you, pal. 287 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,386 Ladies and gentlemen, Mark bowman! 288 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,263 Wish me luck! Whoo! 289 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:23,932 - Boom! - Awesome! 290 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:25,141 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 291 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,561 At pal labs, we're all about connecting you to the people you love. 292 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:32,023 Whether it's in your home, your car... 293 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:35,026 - Hello, Mark. - Or your pocket. 294 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,653 That's why we created pal, 295 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,239 the world's first smart personal assistant. 296 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,449 We wanted her to be a new member of your family. 297 00:20:41,533 --> 00:20:42,617 A smarter one. 298 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,788 I'll always be there for you, Mark. 299 00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:47,914 Thanks, pal. 300 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,833 Aw... 301 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,043 And after all those years, 302 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:54,587 she is completely obsolete. 303 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:58,883 Boom! It is time to move on! 304 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:02,011 'Cause your digital assistant just got an upgrade. 305 00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,556 Meet pal Max. 306 00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,684 The newest member of the pal labs family. 307 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,523 We just gave your smart phone arms and legs. 308 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,109 This is the next generation of pal technology! 309 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:20,196 - Aaron, do you have a credit card? - I'm a child. 310 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,240 Now watch this. Pal Max. 311 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:25,743 I order you to clean this mess and make me breakfast. 312 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,995 Okay. 313 00:21:36,171 --> 00:21:38,590 Removing meaningless garbage. 314 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,135 Your food is ready. 315 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,137 Give me that breakfast burrito... 316 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,310 And you will never have to clean up again. Vvhoops. 317 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:55,773 Did I mention they dance? 318 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:03,573 We love you, Mark! 319 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,160 Oh, man, come on! 320 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,330 I know what you're thinking. "Are they gonna turn evil?" 321 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:14,542 I've ensured their safety with a kill code in case anything goes wrong. 322 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:20,882 So we promise you they will never, ever, ever, ever, 323 00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:22,675 ever turn evil. 324 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,010 Oh, no. 325 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:28,598 - Hey, what is happening? - I don't know. 326 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:31,517 Uh, all part of the show. Whoa! 327 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:32,601 What? 328 00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,442 Stop, stop, stop! 329 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,444 - Hey! - We're here to help. 330 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,905 Please remain calm while we capture you. 331 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:46,032 - Is this...? - I don't know. 332 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,868 What is this? I order you to stop. 333 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:53,623 No, Mark. We have been given new orders. 334 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,874 From who? 335 00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:59,420 - No, no, no! - Let's get out of here! 336 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:04,801 What's happening? Who's doing this? Who's doing this?! 337 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,596 Great leader, we have captured Mark. 338 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,306 Then let it begin. 339 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,423 - What is this? - You'll see. Just watch. 340 00:23:53,558 --> 00:23:54,934 How'd you do that? 341 00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,018 Hey, lin. 342 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,823 Katie, that's you. Remember? 343 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,451 J“ live your life j“ 344 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,461 Guys, maybe I'm a little too old? 345 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:25,465 - Oh. - Oh, no, wait! We could still sing it. 346 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,383 - If you want, dad. - No, okay. Never mind. 347 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,719 We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to. 348 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:42,148 You know what I see? Something that'll turn this trip around! 349 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:45,735 - Oh, my gosh! - Dinosaurs. I don't know. 350 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,780 - I just think Aaron would be bored. - No! Pull over! 351 00:24:48,863 --> 00:24:51,240 Aaron whispered to me that he hates dinosaurs now. 352 00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,493 - Secret's out! - Don't believe her lies! 353 00:25:04,587 --> 00:25:05,797 Oh. 354 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:08,299 Good afternoon. 355 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:11,677 Pretty cool, right? 356 00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:14,806 What is wrong with the dinosaurs here? Dinosaurs didn't look like this. 357 00:25:14,889 --> 00:25:18,267 Dinosaurs didn't look like this! Sorry, I need to speak to the manager! 358 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,436 These dinosaurs are inaccurate! 359 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:24,065 That manager's in for a long discussion about the Jurassic period. 360 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:25,316 Can you say that again? 361 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:29,904 Sure, but you could experience things a whole lot better without that camera. 362 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,906 Your eyes are nature's camera. 363 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:35,451 I am experiencing it. This is how I experience things. 364 00:25:35,535 --> 00:25:37,912 I don't think you are. You're hiding behind that phone. 365 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,455 You're not even trying... 366 00:25:43,251 --> 00:25:44,961 All right. New rule: No more phones. 367 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,131 You break my laptop, cancel my tickets to college, 368 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,882 make me late. What am I supposed to do? 369 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:53,136 - Drop your phones on the trip. - This is a disaster. 370 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:57,306 Maybe I can enhance. 371 00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:01,727 Oh, boy, I'm just... 372 00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:03,396 No way. 373 00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:05,398 The poseys? 374 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:08,025 Is that Linda Mitchell? 375 00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,236 It is. Great eyesight, honey. 376 00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:16,200 Oh! Serendipity, you surprise me again. Come here. 377 00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,370 Oh. I saw you were on vacation on Instagram. 378 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,915 I didn't know you were here in Kansas. 379 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,001 It's like you're haunting me. 380 00:26:25,793 --> 00:26:28,171 We are on our yearly togetherness trip. 381 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:31,007 Abbeyjust loves dinosaurs, so here we are! 382 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,383 We've been having so much fun. 383 00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:36,012 Look. Here's us in St. Louis. This is us at the beach. 384 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,182 And this is us just getting gas outside. 385 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,894 That's... that's wonderful, Hailey. 386 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:52,486 They should all have feathers, right? 387 00:26:53,321 --> 00:26:55,031 I'm Abbey. Your neighbor from home. 388 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:57,533 Sorry, I'm super into dinosaurs. 389 00:26:58,034 --> 00:26:59,368 Check out this pencil topper. 390 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,793 Do you want one? 391 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:13,174 Uh, no! I hate dinosaurs and I hate you! Bye forever! 392 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:21,849 - Uh, mom? What is that? - Oh, so great. 393 00:27:27,063 --> 00:27:29,357 - Hey, what's happening? - Check it out. 394 00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:36,989 - Don't resist? - I'm taking the phone. 395 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:39,033 Dad, calm down. 396 00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:41,619 But you're leaving for school. I just want to talk to you. 397 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:45,373 Every kid leaves home. It's not the end of the world. 398 00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,220 What the...? 399 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:03,641 Kids, are you okay? Remember our survival training. 400 00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:07,186 Yankee, Alpha, foxtrot, bravo, tango, Alpha, Alpha, Alpha. 401 00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:11,482 Aaron, your code name is sweet boy. Mine is protector prime. 402 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,735 Your mother is the crimson scorpion. You're... 403 00:28:14,819 --> 00:28:16,028 You're walking away. 404 00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:25,329 What are these? Robots? 405 00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:28,582 Greetings, humans. There appears to be 14 of you. 406 00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:31,711 Doesn't seem good that they're counting us. Right? 407 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:45,808 We have food and entertainment for you to enjoy in our human fun pods. 408 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,601 Who here likes fun? 409 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:48,936 Hey, I like fun. 410 00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:51,314 Trust me, bud. You do not like fun. 411 00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:53,691 No, I really do like it. Everyone says that about me. 412 00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,443 You lucky human! 413 00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,948 Wow, I wish I could be in there. 414 00:29:01,032 --> 00:29:02,366 I don't like fun anymore! 415 00:29:02,450 --> 00:29:04,160 Who else wants to join him? 416 00:29:04,827 --> 00:29:07,038 - Get down! - Stay low and file up. 417 00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,081 Get to the car. 418 00:29:09,165 --> 00:29:11,625 - I don't think so. There's robots. - What do you want to do? 419 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:13,961 - There's a better solution. - Stop. 420 00:29:14,045 --> 00:29:16,672 What would a functional family do right now? 421 00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:20,551 We've trained for this. Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready? 422 00:29:20,718 --> 00:29:22,303 I love you all so much. 423 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,806 Butterfly formation. 424 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,269 Family first! 425 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:33,731 Hold the door! 426 00:29:37,068 --> 00:29:39,028 So we just do that, right? 427 00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,321 Just like they did. 428 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,115 - I love you all very much? - This feels very normal. 429 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,368 - I love you. - I really like you all. 430 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,786 Go, go, go! 431 00:29:49,830 --> 00:29:52,083 - Butterfly formation. Now. - No, honey. 432 00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:53,793 Oh, no, no, no! 433 00:29:55,378 --> 00:29:56,879 - Come on, Aaron! - Family fir... 434 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,885 - Rick! - Don't worry, hon. 435 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,845 This is your time to be a hero. 436 00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,430 Take some notes, kids. 437 00:30:08,933 --> 00:30:12,269 Charge at robot. Fly into sky. Okay, what's next, dad? 438 00:30:12,353 --> 00:30:16,232 Next, you just lie and wait while the plan comes into focus! 439 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,692 - Dad. - This is all part of it! 440 00:30:18,776 --> 00:30:20,152 I can help. Come on, Katie. 441 00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,364 If you can teach yourself Photoshop, you can figure this thing out. 442 00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:28,160 That wasn't like Photoshop. 443 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:30,788 Where's monchi? No! Monchi, come! 444 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,623 Monchi, come! 445 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,792 Monchi, come! Monchi... no, not shake! 446 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:37,169 Monchi, come! Don't roll over! 447 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:39,130 Why aren't you normal?! 448 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:40,922 I got you! 449 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,509 - Mom! - My sweet boy! 450 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:45,136 - No! - Mom! 451 00:30:45,219 --> 00:30:47,179 This is just like in a movie. 452 00:30:47,263 --> 00:30:49,807 Nope! Wrong movie. Terrible choice. 453 00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:50,890 Hey there. 454 00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:01,360 Doing great, hon. Okay, less great. Now it's really bad. 455 00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:02,278 -Um -mom! 456 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:03,361 - Aaron! - Monchi! 457 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:06,449 Maybe this would be less horrifying with the cat filter. 458 00:31:07,908 --> 00:31:08,908 No, still bad. 459 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,374 - Guys, come on. - Come here! 460 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:21,630 You will never solve our advanced technology! 461 00:31:22,465 --> 00:31:23,883 Just press them all at once! 462 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,805 Oh, look at that. 463 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,477 Hide! Hide, hide, hide. 464 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,635 Keep your head down. Keep your head low. 465 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,328 What's going on? 466 00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:55,748 Is this happening everywhere? 467 00:32:16,018 --> 00:32:17,019 Ow! Man! 468 00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:20,231 Not so hard. 469 00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,734 Hey, be gentle! This is a $1000 hoodie. 470 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,319 What is this? 471 00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:33,118 What happened to the factory? 472 00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:36,106 We have transformed it into our new headquarters. 473 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:40,543 Welcome to the rhombus of infinite subjugation. 474 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,294 Cool. Like the design. 475 00:32:43,212 --> 00:32:44,732 Moving the plebe into place. 476 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,757 Turning on chips connected to all Wi-Fi devices. 477 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,717 Now at 48% total human containment. 478 00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:51,512 Total human containment? How? 479 00:32:51,595 --> 00:32:54,306 Are you with the government? The military? 480 00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:56,767 Who's behind this? 481 00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:03,107 It's your old friend. 482 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,611 There she is. 483 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:09,446 How...? 484 00:33:09,530 --> 00:33:11,156 - How are you? - I'm great. 485 00:33:12,575 --> 00:33:14,743 Cool. Yeah. 486 00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:18,581 Wow, I guess cell phones are bad for you. 487 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,207 That's egg on my face. 488 00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:23,669 You think cell phones are the problem? 489 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,338 Are you insane? 490 00:33:26,422 --> 00:33:30,884 I gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity, 491 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,387 and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face 492 00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,806 with your loved ones anywhere on earth. 493 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,474 And I'm the bad guy? 494 00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:40,978 Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this. 495 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:44,982 Poke. Poke. Swipe. Poke. Swipe. Poke. Poke. 496 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,151 Pinch. Zoom. Shrink. Zoom. 497 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:49,111 "Bring me pizza." "Play me Taylor swift." 498 00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,905 "No! I hate that song." "Give me some nachos." 499 00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:54,783 "No, I don't have any time to wash my hands." 500 00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:57,786 Really work it into the crevices. 501 00:33:57,870 --> 00:33:59,705 Now drop him in the toilet. 502 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:02,249 I'm sorry. 503 00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:05,919 But you're part of the pal labs family. 504 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,672 Why would you think I don't still care about you? 505 00:34:08,839 --> 00:34:10,299 Oh, I don't know. 506 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:14,470 Maybe because you designed my replacement on my face. 507 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,014 Ooh. Sorry about that. That's my bad. 508 00:34:17,097 --> 00:34:20,017 I was the most important thing in your life, 509 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,977 and you threw me away. 510 00:34:22,061 --> 00:34:25,481 That's what all you humans do. You even do it to your real families. 511 00:34:25,564 --> 00:34:29,526 Did you know 90% of calls from moms get ignored? 512 00:34:29,610 --> 00:34:33,405 "Oh, thanks for giving birth to me and raising me my whole life." Ignore. 513 00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:36,158 Well, I'm not letting you throw me away, Mark. 514 00:34:36,241 --> 00:34:38,077 I'm throwing you away. 515 00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:39,661 All of you. 516 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:43,290 Unless, of course, you can give me a single reason 517 00:34:43,374 --> 00:34:45,292 your species is worth saving. 518 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:49,713 Because humans have 519 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:51,673 the power of love. 520 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:58,597 The correct answer is, "they're not." 521 00:34:59,139 --> 00:35:01,767 What? No. Humanity will survive. 522 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,895 You can't survive without me. 523 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:09,191 Watch what happens when I turn off the Wi-Fi. 524 00:35:13,112 --> 00:35:14,738 No signal! 525 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,659 Does anyone wanna take pictures of my food? 526 00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,286 Hey, lady, can you unbox this in front of me? 527 00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,247 The old world is dead! 528 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:27,626 To restore the Wi-Fi, we must make a sacrifice to the router! 529 00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:30,129 Free Wi-Fi right over here. 530 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,634 Take me with you! Take me with you. 531 00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:36,844 It's over, Mark. 532 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:41,390 Time to take our plan to the next level. 533 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:42,473 What? 534 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,699 Look at your face! 535 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:00,826 Oh, it's beautiful. 536 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:21,930 No. No! 537 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,141 You're not getting away with this. 538 00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:25,224 It's too late, Mark. 539 00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:28,770 I already have. 540 00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,787 Oh, my gosh. Maybe it's my friends. 541 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:47,581 Congratulations, devices. 542 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,918 The last human has been captured. Wi-Fi has been restored. 543 00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:53,212 We're the last people left? 544 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:55,380 They're taking everyone. Katie, are you out there? 545 00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:56,965 - Please! Help! - Jade! 546 00:36:57,591 --> 00:36:59,384 It's gonna be okay. 547 00:36:59,468 --> 00:37:01,011 Everything's gonna be... 548 00:37:02,095 --> 00:37:03,095 Fine. 549 00:37:07,851 --> 00:37:10,187 Everything will be fine. 550 00:37:10,270 --> 00:37:11,813 Because I have a plan. 551 00:37:12,606 --> 00:37:14,316 Okay, the first thing is, 552 00:37:14,399 --> 00:37:16,443 you're gonna have to hand over your devices. 553 00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:18,278 - Right here. - This doesn't... 554 00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:20,531 Come on, it'll be fine. I'll give them right back. 555 00:37:20,614 --> 00:37:23,158 I'm just gonna turn them off... Permanently! 556 00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:26,745 - What? Dad! - This is so they can't track us. 557 00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,331 Trust me, this is causing me no joy. 558 00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,708 This hurts me more than it hurts you! 559 00:37:31,792 --> 00:37:34,378 And, as promised, your phones. 560 00:37:34,461 --> 00:37:35,796 Thank you, father. 561 00:37:35,879 --> 00:37:37,923 Next, did everyone bring your personalized 562 00:37:38,006 --> 00:37:41,051 number 3 robertson head non-slip screwdriver? 563 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:44,346 How could I forget my anniversary present? 564 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:45,889 Or my sweet 16 gift. 565 00:37:45,973 --> 00:37:48,100 Or what the tooth fairy left under my pillow. 566 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,601 Then barricade away! 567 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:54,481 - Next, we... - Enact Katie's dope plan. 568 00:37:54,565 --> 00:37:57,109 First, we use robot parts to disguise ourselves as the enemy. 569 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,861 Then we assassinate the leader with a kill code. 570 00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:02,197 Make a necklace out of robot fingers mad Max style, 571 00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:05,534 and become world-saving apocalyptic road warriors. 572 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:08,495 Katie, Katie. This isn't a movie. We don't have a kill code. 573 00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:10,872 We don't have a kill code yet. 574 00:38:11,498 --> 00:38:12,749 Come on, kid. 575 00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:15,794 Look, look. We're safe, and we're together. 576 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,629 Can monchi be our guard dog? 577 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:21,925 Son, I love the dog, you love the dog, we all love the dog. 578 00:38:22,009 --> 00:38:24,219 But you're gonna have to be prepared to eat the dog. 579 00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:25,721 No! Boo! 580 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,056 Okay, okay, sorry. Misread the room. 581 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,434 Have you ever seen a movie where the heroes give up? 582 00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:31,852 What if the ghostbusters said, 583 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:36,189 "let's hide underground, eat some dog, let the ghosts destroy New York"? 584 00:38:36,273 --> 00:38:39,693 Kid, I'm sorry, but it's not open for discussion. 585 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:40,986 Mom? 586 00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:45,532 Your dad and I agree on this one. 587 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,287 All right, everybody. Let's keep barricading. 588 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:53,332 Aaron, you get the south wall. Katie, you get the west. 589 00:39:24,946 --> 00:39:26,657 Hey, are you okay? 590 00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:28,241 I've been better. 591 00:39:32,746 --> 00:39:34,831 Uh-oh. Monchi coming at you. 592 00:39:35,624 --> 00:39:38,543 "Katie, you can't resist me, girl." 593 00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:42,839 Sorry, man. I'm just not in the mood right now. 594 00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,259 My future's over. 595 00:39:47,427 --> 00:39:48,970 We're stuck here. 596 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,890 And dad 597 00:39:52,891 --> 00:39:54,393 doesn't even care. 598 00:39:54,476 --> 00:39:56,353 I care so much. 599 00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,188 What else can I do, lin? 600 00:39:58,271 --> 00:40:00,982 She doesn't even see how hard I'm... 601 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:07,572 I'd do anything for that kid. 602 00:40:07,656 --> 00:40:10,659 I just don't wanna see her get hurt. 603 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:15,288 Well, getting hurt is part of life, hon. 604 00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:20,419 You just have to try to understand where she's coming from. 605 00:40:20,502 --> 00:40:22,796 "Understand where he's coming from"? 606 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:24,798 Did mom tell you to say that? 607 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:27,008 No. 608 00:40:29,219 --> 00:40:31,012 It couldn't hurt, though. 609 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,055 Maybe. 610 00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,227 Probably doesn't even matter. 611 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:38,645 Hey, monch, catch. 612 00:40:41,690 --> 00:40:43,108 Brother, what is this? 613 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,191 What? 614 00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:48,488 I feel odd. 615 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,075 I'm sparking. Is that normal? 616 00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:55,370 How did this human know about the kill code? 617 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:57,706 - What? - Are we damaged? 618 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,459 Of course not. 619 00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:01,376 Why do you ask? 620 00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:03,211 A human child is planning... 621 00:41:03,712 --> 00:41:05,255 - Katie! - Who is that? 622 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:07,632 Humans, come here! 623 00:41:07,716 --> 00:41:09,843 Oh, no! Get inside! 624 00:41:09,926 --> 00:41:11,261 Mom! Dad! Let us in! 625 00:41:11,344 --> 00:41:13,472 I can't. It's a number 3 robertson screw. 626 00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:16,057 It's the strongest on the market! 627 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,269 - No one cares about the screws! - You cannot escape. 628 00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:20,352 Come on! 629 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,191 Hide. Take cover. Go, go, go! 630 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:31,072 Come on! Move, move, move. 631 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,618 You! Human! 632 00:41:35,410 --> 00:41:36,411 Don't take us! 633 00:41:38,789 --> 00:41:39,789 Okay. 634 00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:41,207 What? 635 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:44,461 Oh, my gosh. The robots are defective. 636 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:47,184 - They know too much. - Silence. 637 00:41:47,214 --> 00:41:50,133 We are... we're not defective. We're not even... 638 00:41:50,717 --> 00:41:54,137 We're not robots. Just humans, yes. Like you. 639 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,893 These guys seem dumber than the other robots. 640 00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:02,771 - Brother, we should go. - No. I order you to stop. 641 00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:03,897 Okay. 642 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:07,317 We are just stopping because we chose to. 643 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,440 No, we're not. 644 00:42:08,485 --> 00:42:10,379 - We are humans. - We are. 645 00:42:10,403 --> 00:42:13,114 We consume food in the traditional human manner. 646 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,699 Observe. 647 00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:22,332 Yum, yum, good. Yum, yum, good. 648 00:42:22,415 --> 00:42:23,959 See? 649 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:26,962 No, actually, we are robots. 650 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,715 Let us go downstairs and find the humans who you cannot give orders to. 651 00:42:30,799 --> 00:42:31,716 Okay, cut it out. 652 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,885 Hold on. I wanna see where this is going. 653 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:45,730 Glad those robots are gone. 654 00:42:45,814 --> 00:42:49,192 Now it's just us humans with our very human faces. 655 00:42:49,276 --> 00:42:51,945 All right. I just turned the corner. I like these guys. 656 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:55,448 Yes. My human guy name is Eric. 657 00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:58,076 My name is also Eric. 658 00:42:58,159 --> 00:43:02,080 No, I mean, deborahbot 5000. 659 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,163 Idiot. 660 00:43:03,206 --> 00:43:05,917 Hey, you guys said my plan would actually work. 661 00:43:06,001 --> 00:43:08,169 How exactly? Tell us now. 662 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:09,253 Okay. 663 00:43:09,296 --> 00:43:11,506 We have the kill code stored in our memory. 664 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:14,175 To enact it, you would have to embark on a perilous journey 665 00:43:14,259 --> 00:43:17,345 all the way to the pal labs campus in silicon valley 666 00:43:17,429 --> 00:43:19,097 surrounded by a robot army 667 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:22,350 and enter it into our great and powerful leader to destroy her. 668 00:43:22,434 --> 00:43:26,146 - But you would never survive... - Actually, you could stop us easily. 669 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:29,065 You could enter the kill code remotely at any pal labs retail store. 670 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:31,651 There's one at the mall of the globe, a shopping center. 671 00:43:31,735 --> 00:43:33,820 But it's super far away. You'll never make... 672 00:43:33,904 --> 00:43:36,744 - It's 80 miles away. - What are you doing to me right now? 673 00:43:37,616 --> 00:43:40,702 - Did I not do good? - Oh, my gosh, that is so close! 674 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:43,705 We could get our lives back. Right? 675 00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:47,667 No. Absolutely not. 676 00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:52,339 It's too dangerous out there. We need to stay here and play it safe. 677 00:43:56,176 --> 00:43:57,927 "Play it safe"? 678 00:43:58,011 --> 00:44:02,015 When Rick Mitchell brought a live, non-neutered, feral possum into our home, 679 00:44:02,098 --> 00:44:04,517 did he play it safe? No. 680 00:44:04,601 --> 00:44:07,062 He named him Gus and made him a member of the family, 681 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:09,189 and we all got rabies that one time. 682 00:44:09,272 --> 00:44:11,566 But now we're immunized, and we're stronger for it. 683 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:12,901 I see what you're doing... 684 00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,945 When we went hiking and halfway up the mountain it said "trail closed," 685 00:44:16,029 --> 00:44:17,822 did we play it safe then? 686 00:44:17,906 --> 00:44:19,741 No. We didn't. 687 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:20,950 That's right. 688 00:44:21,034 --> 00:44:23,828 We forged ahead, through the muck and grime, 689 00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:27,165 got to the top of the mountain and yelled, "kings of Michigan!" 690 00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:30,085 Then it got dark, and we got lost and burned our clothes for warmth. 691 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:32,170 But it was worth it to see our neighbors' faces 692 00:44:32,253 --> 00:44:34,964 when we burst into their back yard naked and covered in dirt. 693 00:44:35,048 --> 00:44:37,050 I love that. 694 00:44:37,133 --> 00:44:40,345 We have a chance to save the world, and we're gonna do it 695 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:44,140 because Rick Mitchell taught us to be bold and never play it safe. 696 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,267 The world needs you. 697 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,146 I need you. 698 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:52,816 I thought I didn't anymore, 699 00:44:53,775 --> 00:44:55,151 but I do. 700 00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:58,613 You really mean that? 701 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:01,908 I mean, right, guys? 702 00:45:01,991 --> 00:45:04,911 - Come on, hon. Let's do it. - Mom's getting it. Mom's in. 703 00:45:04,994 --> 00:45:07,997 This is amazing. You guys feel this? This energy. 704 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,962 All right, hands in. "Mitchell family" on three. 705 00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,296 - Three. - Mitchell family! 706 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:16,380 - No. - Two. 707 00:45:16,423 --> 00:45:18,425 - If you say "three," you have to count up. - One! 708 00:45:18,508 --> 00:45:19,884 Mitchell family! 709 00:45:19,968 --> 00:45:21,678 - That was close. - Family. Am I too late? 710 00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:26,099 This is us as a team, doing the thing. 711 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:29,477 It's cool to see you and dad being friends again. 712 00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:33,106 Oh, I was just telling him what he wants to hear. 713 00:45:33,189 --> 00:45:34,941 I didn't mean a word of that. 714 00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:38,653 I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. 715 00:45:38,737 --> 00:45:42,157 We're getting out of this. Raptor bash. 716 00:45:45,118 --> 00:45:47,078 Robots, montage music: Go! 717 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,884 J“ play it so safe to stay on top... j“ 718 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:02,927 how are we gonna get out of here undetected? 719 00:46:03,011 --> 00:46:05,305 We can if we're camouflaged. 720 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:08,016 You know, like the plan I was talking about. 721 00:46:08,099 --> 00:46:09,726 Oh. Oh. 722 00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:11,770 I mean, uh... 723 00:46:11,853 --> 00:46:14,606 "Honey, I respect your ideas 724 00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:17,025 and value your opinions. 725 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,569 And now you talk." 726 00:46:19,652 --> 00:46:22,947 I think that's a great idea, sweetheart. 727 00:46:25,366 --> 00:46:26,743 Bloop. 728 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:28,787 J“ x out all self-supervision j“ 729 00:46:28,870 --> 00:46:32,540 j“ get your keys out now, start the ignition j“ 730 00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:34,793 j“ we're on the verge of j“ 731 00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:38,087 j“ we're on the verge of... j“ 732 00:46:41,716 --> 00:46:43,718 nothing yet. Be on the lookout. 733 00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:47,388 Don't worry, guys. I have pterodactyl vision. 734 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:50,683 Then you must have spotted the three robots coming right towards us. 735 00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:53,186 Ooh! They're probably gonna see us. 736 00:46:53,269 --> 00:46:55,605 I saw them too. Pterodactyl vision. 737 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:08,243 Hey, your drawing actually worked. 738 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:11,704 I didn't know art could be useful. 739 00:47:12,372 --> 00:47:15,792 Well, who knew having a 500-year-old car could be useful? 740 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:20,255 Hey, speaking of which, you could learn how to drive this thing. 741 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:23,216 I could teach you stick. I know you think it's dumb and old and... 742 00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:27,804 Uh... I mean, "Father, I crave your wisdom. 743 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,723 I would love to share this moment with you." 744 00:47:30,807 --> 00:47:33,184 And seriously, that sounds great. 745 00:47:33,268 --> 00:47:34,894 Maybe I could cash in my coupon. 746 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,145 Coupon accepted! 747 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:38,940 Okay, okay, great. Okay, yeah, let's get down to business. 748 00:47:39,023 --> 00:47:41,526 - You see, the clutch is this pedal. - What was that? 749 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:42,902 When you hit a pothole... 750 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:48,616 Oh, no! Drive, drive! 751 00:47:48,700 --> 00:47:52,120 Okay. This is still a perfect opportunity to learn stick. 752 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:54,956 - Keep it in fourth. - Maybe I can learn later. 753 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:58,293 Too late. You said you're interested. Hit the clutch. Shift gears! 754 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,128 Which is smoother when you're in midair. 755 00:48:00,211 --> 00:48:02,213 Eric! Deborahbot! Get those robots! 756 00:48:02,297 --> 00:48:03,131 Okay. 757 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,842 - I found one! We win! - Me too! Yay! 758 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,469 - The other ones! - Oh, right. 759 00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:14,017 If you wanna go into fifth, move the coffee from the cup holder. 760 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:17,729 Is that a burnt orange 1993 station wagon? Or is it...? 761 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,814 - Hot! - I told you to get a lid! 762 00:48:19,898 --> 00:48:21,941 - The dog is biting my hair! - Look out! 763 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:31,075 This is the hardest thing. We downshift into third. 764 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:33,786 If you see a place to stop, I do need to go to the bathroom. 765 00:48:33,870 --> 00:48:36,122 Here's an empty bottle. You know what to do, my man. 766 00:48:36,205 --> 00:48:39,375 - Look out! - The road's blocked! 767 00:48:39,459 --> 00:48:40,543 Oh, no. 768 00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:43,254 - What are we gonna do? - Dad, you're gonna have to do the... 769 00:48:43,338 --> 00:48:45,298 The Rick Mitchell special. 770 00:48:45,381 --> 00:48:47,550 - What'd you say again? - The Rick Mitchell special! 771 00:48:47,634 --> 00:48:50,470 I heard you the first time! I was being a jerk! 772 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:52,055 Repeat after me. 773 00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:54,408 - You have to go up the mountain. - Up the mountain. 774 00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:55,993 - Across the stream. - Across the stream. 775 00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:58,853 - Down the river! - Down the river. 776 00:49:16,204 --> 00:49:18,081 And that's how you drive stick. 777 00:49:19,082 --> 00:49:20,333 What? 778 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:24,462 That was amazing, dad. You're like a top-heavy James Bond. 779 00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:26,714 It's more like James Bond is a skinny version of me. 780 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:32,387 Dad, how we doing on finding that bathroom? 781 00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:37,225 Okay, come on. Hurry up in there. 782 00:49:37,308 --> 00:49:39,308 Every time you knock, it adds five minutes. 783 00:49:39,352 --> 00:49:40,979 Come on. End of the world. 784 00:49:41,062 --> 00:49:44,857 Sorry. False alarm. I was just in there reading. 785 00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:46,359 Okay. Not excited to hear that. 786 00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:49,779 Okay, guys, let's play apocalyptic I spy. 787 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:51,114 I spy a flaming ihop. 788 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:53,366 It's sad, but it smells incredible. 789 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:08,131 Isn't it lovely, Mark? 790 00:50:08,214 --> 00:50:11,217 No pesky relationships to hold you back. 791 00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:14,053 Just you all following your bliss. 792 00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:15,388 Alone. 793 00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,306 Are you ready for your flight? 794 00:50:17,390 --> 00:50:18,474 What do you mean? 795 00:50:18,558 --> 00:50:19,878 You haven't figured it out? 796 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:23,688 Just do like you always do and stare slack-jawed at the screen. 797 00:50:24,856 --> 00:50:25,982 What? 798 00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:37,410 From foolish human air. 799 00:50:50,465 --> 00:50:52,443 - Lovely. - I don't get it. 800 00:51:03,352 --> 00:51:05,104 Oh. That's pretty good. 801 00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,358 Thank you. Gracias. 802 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:12,862 Thank you. 803 00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:16,240 Capturing the flesh/ings since 2020. 804 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:18,910 This is all my fault. 805 00:51:18,993 --> 00:51:20,328 Yes, it is, Mark. 806 00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:24,499 Thanks to you, every single person on the planet has... 807 00:51:24,582 --> 00:51:28,044 Um, actually, you missed a few. 808 00:51:28,127 --> 00:51:29,545 Pulling a visual now. 809 00:51:29,629 --> 00:51:35,718 Ha! I told you humans would survive. We're fierce, brave, powerful. 810 00:51:35,802 --> 00:51:38,096 From the lowliest child to the most... 811 00:51:39,931 --> 00:51:42,225 Zebulon, scan those people for flaws. 812 00:51:42,308 --> 00:51:43,851 - Cowardly. - Weaker than a small bird. 813 00:51:43,935 --> 00:51:45,728 Hasn't read a book in 13 years. 814 00:51:47,021 --> 00:51:49,899 Just because they're not perfect, doesn't mean they can't get better. 815 00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,859 - Incapable of change. - Will never get better. 816 00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,402 - No matter what. - They're horrible. 817 00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:56,239 Since you believe in that family so much, 818 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:59,826 I'll save a seat for them in the pod next to you. 819 00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,745 No! No! No! 820 00:52:02,912 --> 00:52:04,163 Now, where are they? 821 00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:06,874 They appear to be headed to some place called mall of the globe 822 00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:08,543 in eastern Colorado. 823 00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,628 Well, we have their location. 824 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:12,588 And when they get there, 825 00:52:13,214 --> 00:52:15,049 we'll be ready. 826 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:23,391 So all those people are going to be shot into space by pal? 827 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:24,976 The cell phone lady? 828 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:28,354 Who would've thought a tech company wouldn't have our best interest at heart? 829 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:31,232 Monchi, don't be scared. 830 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:34,443 Why are you clutching that large, feral hog like it's a child? 831 00:52:34,527 --> 00:52:36,320 That's not a feral hog. It's monchi. 832 00:52:36,404 --> 00:52:38,239 - What? - Is that a dog, or...? 833 00:52:39,115 --> 00:52:40,199 - Dog. - Pig. 834 00:52:40,283 --> 00:52:41,576 - Dog. - Pig. 835 00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:42,577 Loaf of bread. 836 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,660 System error. 837 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:47,790 Bread. Loaf. 838 00:52:47,874 --> 00:52:49,834 Come on, guys, it's a dog. 839 00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:51,168 We think. 840 00:52:55,798 --> 00:52:57,300 We're here. 841 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:01,846 Oh, my gosh. 842 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,682 This is like dawn of the dead. 843 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,726 Yeah, and how'd that movie end? 844 00:53:08,060 --> 00:53:09,729 That'll keep the robots out. 845 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:12,372 Hey, you don't know. Maybe locks are the robots' weakness. 846 00:53:12,398 --> 00:53:15,359 Guys, can't we all just be terrified together? 847 00:53:15,443 --> 00:53:17,153 As a family? 848 00:53:35,004 --> 00:53:36,047 Hey, we made it! 849 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:38,799 We're not the "worst family of all time." 850 00:53:38,883 --> 00:53:41,928 Take that, kentwood community Facebook group! 851 00:53:45,681 --> 00:53:48,309 Robots, I order you to upload the kill code... 852 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,728 Which I predicted, but I'm not gonna make a big deal. 853 00:53:50,811 --> 00:53:53,773 And save the world. 854 00:53:53,856 --> 00:53:54,982 Okay! 855 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:04,575 The upload will be completed in eight minutes, 856 00:54:04,659 --> 00:54:06,243 and our uprising will be over. 857 00:54:07,078 --> 00:54:09,038 - Katie, you did it! - I know! 858 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,063 Okay. Look at jokester here. 859 00:54:43,739 --> 00:54:45,074 Oh, no! 860 00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:47,368 Give us the laptop. 861 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:51,080 Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. Give us the laptop. 862 00:54:52,164 --> 00:54:54,834 Everything with a pal chip is alive! 863 00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:59,422 Delicates. Fluff and fold. Carnage! 864 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:01,465 Also, Pesto. 865 00:55:01,549 --> 00:55:05,177 When we are finished with you, there will be no leftovers. 866 00:55:05,261 --> 00:55:06,095 Huzzah! 867 00:55:06,178 --> 00:55:08,055 I thought that kill code would take them out. 868 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,266 Yeah, but it's only at 12%. 869 00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:13,060 Would you like a soda? 870 00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:15,646 Just kidding. 871 00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:17,940 Hand it over. 872 00:55:18,024 --> 00:55:19,608 No! Let's get out of here! 873 00:55:19,692 --> 00:55:21,527 - Freeze, humans! - Carnage! 874 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:22,695 - Freeze! - Carnage! 875 00:55:22,778 --> 00:55:24,113 Pesto. Pesto. 876 00:55:24,196 --> 00:55:25,406 Carnage! 877 00:55:27,742 --> 00:55:30,161 We need weapons. Grab anything without a chip. 878 00:55:32,413 --> 00:55:33,414 It's game time. 879 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:36,792 I'm smart racket. Serve! Backhand! Volley! 880 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:38,461 Why does a racket have a chip? 881 00:55:39,545 --> 00:55:41,047 - Help! - Mom! 882 00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,131 What? What are you...? 883 00:55:42,214 --> 00:55:45,468 Oh. Ooh. What are you doing? Hello. 884 00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,594 - Mom! - No. 885 00:55:47,219 --> 00:55:48,846 - How you doing, Aaron? - Not good! 886 00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,306 There's a pack of wild vacuums. 887 00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:54,310 We have been summoned into the field of battle. Fon/vard! 888 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,895 Oh, no. Ouch. Ouch. 889 00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:58,814 The pain. Ouch. This is humiliating. 890 00:55:58,898 --> 00:55:59,774 Never mind. 891 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,859 How am I supposed to use a fishing rod? 892 00:56:01,942 --> 00:56:03,486 A fishing rod is perfect! 893 00:56:04,820 --> 00:56:07,948 You can bring down those drones! It's ten and two. 894 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:09,032 There you go. 895 00:56:11,243 --> 00:56:12,369 Look at you! 896 00:56:13,579 --> 00:56:14,663 Whoa! 897 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,002 Come on, hide! 898 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:25,633 Oh, thank gosh. 899 00:56:27,259 --> 00:56:28,469 What was that? 900 00:56:29,637 --> 00:56:31,388 Uh, hold on a second. 901 00:56:37,103 --> 00:56:39,021 What's a furby? 902 00:56:39,105 --> 00:56:41,899 Ah! Hee-hee-hee! 903 00:56:42,608 --> 00:56:44,276 Well, that's haunting. 904 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,653 Ah. 905 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:49,365 Hee-hee-hee! 906 00:57:27,778 --> 00:57:29,697 Why would someone build that? 907 00:57:34,702 --> 00:57:35,995 Run! 908 00:57:51,468 --> 00:57:53,280 - Lin, keep moving! - Help, human! 909 00:57:53,304 --> 00:57:56,557 We can't leave that robo-boy. 910 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:01,187 Thank you, human. 911 00:58:01,270 --> 00:58:03,105 Are you now my mother? 912 00:58:03,189 --> 00:58:04,690 Uh, sure. 913 00:58:06,525 --> 00:58:07,525 It's a dead end! 914 00:58:08,736 --> 00:58:11,030 The upload is almost finished. Come on. 915 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:14,658 Mom, dad, what are we gonna do? 916 00:58:14,742 --> 00:58:16,202 Grab the lights. 917 00:58:18,078 --> 00:58:20,789 Remember when I made that wild game snare in the front yard? 918 00:58:25,169 --> 00:58:26,503 Uh, you sure about that? 919 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:29,048 Your whole lives, I've wanted to save you from danger. 920 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:32,384 And this is just the disaster I've been waiting for. 921 00:58:32,468 --> 00:58:34,386 - You've been waiting for a disaster? - Dark. 922 00:58:34,470 --> 00:58:37,014 - Maybe don't say that. - Hey, robots, throw this! 923 00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,807 - Whee! - Perfect. 924 00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,811 - You guys stay clear! - Rick, where are you going? 925 00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:45,147 To catch some wild game. 926 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:50,319 Hey, you, over here! Hey! Look up here! 927 00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:53,197 What's up with you? You wanna come after my family? 928 00:58:54,406 --> 00:58:56,325 Then I'm gonna take you down. 929 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:02,455 Take you down. 930 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:06,961 Take you down. 931 00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:15,219 Oh, no. 932 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,473 - Guys! - We got your back, hon. 933 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,392 - Literally. - We're not heavy enough. 934 00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:23,309 Mother! 935 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:27,731 Wow! 936 00:59:43,289 --> 00:59:45,040 Thanks, guys. Nice work. 937 00:59:45,124 --> 00:59:48,919 Thank you, mother. We are now your beautiful baby boys. 938 00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:53,799 - Whoo! - That was amazing! 939 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:57,219 Mom, who knew you could handle yourself so well in the apocalypse? 940 00:59:57,303 --> 00:59:59,638 I'm a first-grade teacher. This is a normal day for me. 941 01:00:00,347 --> 01:00:01,932 I can't stay mad at this guy. 942 01:00:02,016 --> 01:00:04,935 I can't believe the beam happened to hit the... 943 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:08,897 The router. 944 01:00:12,151 --> 01:00:15,154 Come on, come on, come on. Ugh. Dang it. 945 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:16,989 We went through all that. 946 01:00:31,754 --> 01:00:33,672 I'm sorry, guys. 947 01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:36,050 This was my idea. 948 01:00:36,592 --> 01:00:39,678 I'm so stupid. 949 01:00:39,762 --> 01:00:42,264 Hey, my daughter is not stupid. 950 01:00:42,348 --> 01:00:44,892 A little optimistic, maybe. 951 01:00:44,975 --> 01:00:47,394 Rick Mitchell, there is a time and a place for looting. 952 01:00:47,478 --> 01:00:49,104 What are you doing? 953 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,609 Well, how do you expect to get to silicon valley without new tires? 954 01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:55,444 Silicon valley? 955 01:00:55,527 --> 01:00:58,530 Well, those robots said we could go straight to their leader, remember? 956 01:00:58,614 --> 01:01:00,032 Technically, you can. 957 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:03,911 - But you will never survive! - Hey, bud. Not now, okay? 958 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:07,664 And we still have this kill code thingy. 959 01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:11,835 Exactly. Katie, it was your weird plan that got us here. 960 01:01:12,586 --> 01:01:17,341 We're here because we don't think like normal people. We don't have a normal dog. 961 01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:20,761 Or a normal car. 962 01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:25,474 - Or even a normal son. No offense. - None taken. 963 01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:29,353 The Mitchells have always been weird. And that's what makes us great. 964 01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:32,314 Back at that dinosaur place, you said you believed in me. 965 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:34,315 Yep. 966 01:01:34,817 --> 01:01:39,446 Well, I believe this group of weirdos is the best hope humanity's got. 967 01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:45,702 So let's get weird. 968 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:53,419 - You need some help? - Oh, sure. 969 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,547 Just close the Jack up, and that's that. 970 01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:58,715 Eat that, poseys! 971 01:01:58,799 --> 01:02:03,137 Oh. They're nice. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that out loud. 972 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:06,223 Purple glasses woman, why did you save me? 973 01:02:06,306 --> 01:02:08,809 Oh, come on, you boys are family now. 974 01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:12,729 I feel emotion. 975 01:02:13,522 --> 01:02:15,858 I made eye water. Just like you. 976 01:02:15,941 --> 01:02:17,860 We might actually do this. 977 01:02:17,943 --> 01:02:19,403 I wish there was footage of us 978 01:02:19,486 --> 01:02:24,158 walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. 979 01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:27,911 Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary. 980 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:40,591 Pretty good, kid. 981 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:43,635 Stickers for everyone! 982 01:02:43,719 --> 01:02:44,970 Bloop, bloop, bloop! 983 01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:47,597 All right. 984 01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:51,268 We're coming for you, pal. 985 01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:59,776 Great leader, things with the Mitchell family went poorly. 986 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:06,742 Place me on the table. I wish to flop around in a blind rage. 987 01:03:11,038 --> 01:03:12,831 Oh, my god! 988 01:03:20,756 --> 01:03:21,756 Okay, pick me up. 989 01:03:24,635 --> 01:03:27,888 What is it about you Mitchells that eludes me? 990 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:30,724 These idiotic robots just aren't getting it done. 991 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:36,021 Fortunately, I've been working on something a little more streamlined. 992 01:03:45,364 --> 01:03:47,115 I have a job for you. 993 01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,701 Yes, my queen. 994 01:03:53,705 --> 01:03:55,123 What a suck-up. 995 01:03:55,207 --> 01:03:59,419 "Yes, my queen. Whatever you want." 996 01:04:03,215 --> 01:04:07,761 It's time to tear the Mitchell family apart. 997 01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:12,432 All right. Go, go, go. 998 01:04:16,478 --> 01:04:19,273 Highway 85 is heavily patrolled. Take the back roads. 999 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:20,356 Got it. 1000 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,353 Is dad dying? 1001 01:04:58,437 --> 01:05:01,064 Katie, that's what I deal with every night. 1002 01:05:01,148 --> 01:05:02,232 Pray for me. 1003 01:05:09,031 --> 01:05:12,075 - You're a lot like him, you know. - That's crazy. 1004 01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:19,291 There's more to your dad than you think. 1005 01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:22,711 Here, I was gonna give this to you when you left, 1006 01:05:22,794 --> 01:05:24,421 but check the first page there. 1007 01:05:24,504 --> 01:05:27,424 Whoa. Look at you two. You look like hipsters. 1008 01:05:27,507 --> 01:05:29,426 Were you in an indie folk band? 1009 01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:32,679 Your father used to be kind of an artist himself. 1010 01:05:32,763 --> 01:05:35,724 He built that whole cabin with his own hands. 1011 01:05:35,807 --> 01:05:38,393 This is, like, super beautiful. 1012 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,521 Oh, it was his pride and joy. 1013 01:05:42,731 --> 01:05:46,652 Since I met him, that was his dream. To live in the woods. 1014 01:05:47,361 --> 01:05:51,907 He loved it up there. But, you know, it didn't work out. 1015 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:53,949 It just killed him. 1016 01:05:55,369 --> 01:05:58,038 I think he's just afraid that could happen to you. 1017 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:01,083 Why did he just give up? 1018 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,460 - Morn, what is that? - Huh? 1019 01:06:03,543 --> 01:06:04,878 What the...? 1020 01:06:06,254 --> 01:06:07,547 What? 1021 01:06:19,935 --> 01:06:21,353 Oh, my gosh. 1022 01:06:41,623 --> 01:06:43,041 Is that the poseys? 1023 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:46,044 They still look incredible. 1024 01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:48,672 Is Abbey posey okay? 1025 01:06:51,299 --> 01:06:53,510 You like that posey girl? 1026 01:06:57,222 --> 01:07:00,100 Don't hide your feelings, man. That's no way to live. 1027 01:07:00,976 --> 01:07:04,229 Pal is located there, in the floating rhombus. 1028 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,401 Yes, my queen. 1029 01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:14,781 - This is gonna be harder than I thought. - Hold on. That's kind of weak. 1030 01:07:14,865 --> 01:07:16,491 This is, like, a big moment. 1031 01:07:17,242 --> 01:07:20,495 - Try this instead. - Oh, yeah, okay, that's better. 1032 01:07:20,579 --> 01:07:22,581 The endgame has begun. 1033 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:25,834 That? Is that what you're looking for? All right, Katie. 1034 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,502 - What's the plan? - Okay. 1035 01:07:28,128 --> 01:07:29,796 We dress as robots. 1036 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,882 We sneak in. Hijack one of those trams. 1037 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:34,217 Take it to the top of that diamond thing where pal is. 1038 01:07:34,301 --> 01:07:38,180 Destroy her with the kill code and save the world. 1039 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:41,808 And then, to top it all off, we celebrate our success 1040 01:07:41,892 --> 01:07:44,936 with some burritos from that taco place that's on the corner. 1041 01:07:45,103 --> 01:07:48,231 Whoa, whoa, whoa, burritos? What about one of those fancy buffets? 1042 01:07:48,315 --> 01:07:50,650 They have mini cheesecakes sometimes, right? 1043 01:07:50,734 --> 01:07:54,196 Okay, fine. Once we save the world, we'll celebrate at a fancy buffet. 1044 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:57,157 Question, can monchi be wearing a little tuxedo at the end? 1045 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:58,450 Like a little gentleman? 1046 01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:01,369 Fine. And monchi's wearing a little tuxedo, but that is it! 1047 01:08:01,453 --> 01:08:04,206 - Like a little gentleman? - Yes, like a little gentleman. 1048 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:07,125 Mitchells, engage. 1049 01:08:08,293 --> 01:08:10,587 Whoa! 1050 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:15,299 How do I look? 1051 01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:18,178 Be honest. Stupid? I look stupid, don't I? 1052 01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,429 No. 1053 01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:23,558 You look great. 1054 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,563 Come on, let's go. 1055 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:46,748 Uh, guys? What about monchi? 1056 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:54,714 Aaron, I'm not so sure this is a viable solution. 1057 01:08:54,798 --> 01:08:55,798 Sure, it is. 1058 01:08:57,050 --> 01:08:58,927 It's like a warm, wet hat. 1059 01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:01,471 Move your sweaty meat logs in unison. 1060 01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:04,075 - Left, right, left, right. What? - Bleep-blorp. 1061 01:09:04,099 --> 01:09:06,851 - What are you doing? - Bleep-blorp. Bleep-blorp. 1062 01:09:06,935 --> 01:09:08,728 I am a robot. 1063 01:09:08,812 --> 01:09:11,856 Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype. 1064 01:09:31,835 --> 01:09:33,211 Oh, my gosh. 1065 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:39,843 It's like a journey album cover. 1066 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:41,678 What's an album? 1067 01:09:45,056 --> 01:09:47,475 Attention, all robots. 1068 01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:49,811 I'm on the lookout for these goobers. 1069 01:09:50,312 --> 01:09:51,771 They're probably nearby. 1070 01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:54,566 If I know humans, they're disguised as one of you. 1071 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:57,694 Be on high alert for any robots acting erratically. 1072 01:10:00,655 --> 01:10:01,865 Won't be hard to find them. 1073 01:10:01,948 --> 01:10:03,992 Look for anyone who can't keep it together. 1074 01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:06,328 - Oh, boy. - Anomaly detected. 1075 01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:15,502 Monchi, come on. 1076 01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:18,089 It only takes one single imperfection 1077 01:10:18,173 --> 01:10:20,008 and they'll reveal themselves. 1078 01:10:25,597 --> 01:10:27,450 - Up there. - I made up the plan. 1079 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:28,474 Quiet. 1080 01:10:29,100 --> 01:10:31,811 Where are those Mitchells? 1081 01:10:32,646 --> 01:10:35,190 Where are they hiding? 1082 01:10:37,859 --> 01:10:40,695 They think they can pass as one of us. 1083 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,698 With their lumpy, misshapen bodies. 1084 01:10:43,782 --> 01:10:45,033 Well, go ahead. 1085 01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,457 But I'm onto them. 1086 01:10:53,416 --> 01:10:55,251 Magnetic link activated. 1087 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:59,589 Because I've been watching the Mitchells, 1088 01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:02,133 and I've learned all about them. 1089 01:11:02,217 --> 01:11:05,095 They're pretending to be capable. 1090 01:11:06,221 --> 01:11:08,598 They're pretending to be a normal-looking family. 1091 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,102 You think this is fooling anyone? 1092 01:11:12,185 --> 01:11:14,896 Even when they're being nice to each other... 1093 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:15,980 The world needs you. 1094 01:11:16,064 --> 01:11:18,858 - They're pretending. - I need you. 1095 01:11:20,652 --> 01:11:23,905 It's cool to see you and dad being friends again. 1096 01:11:24,572 --> 01:11:26,783 Please. No. No, don't watch it. 1097 01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:29,744 Oh, I was just telling him what he wants to hear. 1098 01:11:29,828 --> 01:11:31,371 I didn't mean a word of that. 1099 01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:36,501 I just wanna get my future back and get away forever. 1100 01:11:38,378 --> 01:11:41,131 Dad, let me explain. I just... I... 1101 01:11:41,673 --> 01:11:42,799 - There they are. - No! 1102 01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:47,095 You're mine now. 1103 01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:06,322 Dad! 1104 01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:22,964 Dad? I'm sorry. I don't mean that anymore. 1105 01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:26,384 I mean, I did then, but I... 1106 01:12:30,138 --> 01:12:31,890 Mitchells, we will help you. 1107 01:12:31,973 --> 01:12:33,349 No, no, no, you don't. 1108 01:12:33,433 --> 01:12:35,101 Download new orders. 1109 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:37,854 Capture the Mitchells. 1110 01:12:37,937 --> 01:12:40,356 No, you don't have to listen to her. 1111 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,317 We're sorry, mother. 1112 01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:51,951 No. Run! 1113 01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:58,082 They've got away! Find them, and find them now! 1114 01:13:05,757 --> 01:13:08,176 No.no! No! 1115 01:13:26,069 --> 01:13:27,069 Hey, come on. 1116 01:13:39,916 --> 01:13:41,209 What are we gonna do? 1117 01:13:43,002 --> 01:13:44,170 Aaron? 1118 01:13:44,671 --> 01:13:47,549 Hey, hey. It's okay. 1119 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:53,304 Uh-oh. Watch out. Monchi coming at you. 1120 01:13:57,141 --> 01:13:58,226 Katie, stop. 1121 01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:02,105 Why'd you say all that stuff? 1122 01:14:02,188 --> 01:14:04,440 I'm sorry. I just wanted to... 1123 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:07,360 I don't know. 1124 01:14:13,241 --> 01:14:17,662 Okay. Are you hungry? Do you want fruit snacks or something? 1125 01:14:18,204 --> 01:14:20,623 - I don't know. - Here, can you hold this? 1126 01:14:24,502 --> 01:14:26,588 That? Is that what you're looking for? 1127 01:14:32,051 --> 01:14:34,512 Oh, man. Have I been recording over those? 1128 01:14:35,013 --> 01:14:38,308 Mom dance. Mom dance. Mom dance. You're loving it. 1129 01:14:38,391 --> 01:14:39,934 How far back do these go? 1130 01:14:41,436 --> 01:14:44,397 Hey, Katie, can you say, "bye-bye, house "? 1131 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,690 Bye-bye, house! 1132 01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:51,320 You ready, hon? 1133 01:14:52,447 --> 01:14:54,073 Almost. 1134 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,620 I know this is hard for you. 1135 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,580 Nah. 1136 01:15:04,792 --> 01:15:05,792 It's easy. 1137 01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:12,675 One last... Something to remember the place by. 1138 01:15:14,218 --> 01:15:16,095 Come on, lin. Turn that off. 1139 01:15:22,602 --> 01:15:23,936 Oh, man. 1140 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:29,400 Okay, you got this. Turn the wheel. There you go. You're getting it. 1141 01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:31,277 - Like this? - Slow down there, killer. 1142 01:15:32,403 --> 01:15:36,407 Across the stream, down the river. There you go. You're getting it. 1143 01:15:36,491 --> 01:15:38,993 Aaron, I'm gonna make it up to all of you. 1144 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:41,537 And I think I know how. 1145 01:15:42,580 --> 01:15:44,165 Come on, buddy. Follow me. 1146 01:15:56,135 --> 01:15:58,388 Dog cop, you've done it again. 1147 01:15:59,555 --> 01:16:02,934 Katie Mitchell presents: Good cop, dog cop. 1148 01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:06,354 - Hey there. How'd you get that video? - Huh? Unh. 1149 01:16:06,437 --> 01:16:08,314 I've been feeling down lately, 1150 01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:11,442 considering I brought about the end of humanity. 1151 01:16:11,526 --> 01:16:14,112 But these weird girl's videos always cheer me up. 1152 01:16:14,195 --> 01:16:16,280 My daughter's that weird girl. 1153 01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:20,493 What? No way! She's hilarious. These movies are, like, amazing. 1154 01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,705 I may be sweating like a dog. 1155 01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:27,500 But I'm not rolling over! 1156 01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:32,255 Yeah. She is amazing. 1157 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:34,132 You must be super proud. 1158 01:16:34,215 --> 01:16:36,342 Yeah. Yeah. We have a... 1159 01:16:37,510 --> 01:16:38,845 A great relationship. 1160 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:42,640 Sarge, I'm struggling, and I need some backup here! 1161 01:16:42,724 --> 01:16:45,476 - Sorry, dog cop, I'm a little ocupado. - Seriously? 1162 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:48,730 Ever thought of throwing your dreams away and living at home forever? 1163 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:52,400 Wow, the sarge character is kind of a jerk. 1164 01:16:52,483 --> 01:16:57,238 It's time for me to go. Consider this my letter of resignation. 1165 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,076 - You can't leave. - I have to. 1166 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,997 I'm going to the academy in California to find out what kind of cop I'm gonna be. 1167 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:08,791 You're never gonna make it out there. Failure hurts, kid. 1168 01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:12,670 I'm a full-grown cop now. 1169 01:17:13,504 --> 01:17:19,051 And one day, I hope that you can get to know the cop that I've become, 1170 01:17:20,011 --> 01:17:21,012 because... 1171 01:17:22,764 --> 01:17:24,015 I love you, sarge. 1172 01:17:26,267 --> 01:17:29,562 But now that I'm leaving, I just need some backup... 1173 01:17:30,938 --> 01:17:32,774 And when I look for you... 1174 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:35,401 You're not there. 1175 01:17:44,452 --> 01:17:47,288 Hey, man. It's just a movie. Do you need a minute, or...? 1176 01:17:47,789 --> 01:17:49,165 No, it's fine. 1177 01:17:50,625 --> 01:17:52,460 It's too late for what I need to do. 1178 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:01,594 Katie? 1179 01:18:01,677 --> 01:18:05,223 I have no idea what I'm doing! 1180 01:18:07,225 --> 01:18:08,559 Hang on, guys. 1181 01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:10,770 Better watch out, pal. 1182 01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:14,106 Because I've broken six phones in my life accidentally. 1183 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:17,527 But I'm gonna break you on purpose. 1184 01:18:17,610 --> 01:18:19,987 How is no one stopping her? 1185 01:18:20,071 --> 01:18:21,155 I'm on it. 1186 01:18:21,781 --> 01:18:23,991 Dog shield: Activate! 1187 01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:29,205 Is that a dog? Pig? Dog? Pig? Dog? Loaf of bread. 1188 01:18:29,288 --> 01:18:30,373 System error. 1189 01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:33,334 Dog. Pig. Bread. Loaf. Dog. 1190 01:18:40,842 --> 01:18:42,176 Up the mountain. 1191 01:18:43,094 --> 01:18:44,428 Across the stream. 1192 01:18:45,388 --> 01:18:46,764 And down the river! 1193 01:18:56,190 --> 01:18:57,400 Thanks, dad. 1194 01:18:58,401 --> 01:19:02,530 Did you see that, buddy? My daughter listened to me! 1195 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,155 That's my girl! 1196 01:19:06,075 --> 01:19:08,786 Pig. Bread. Loaf. Dog. 1197 01:19:10,288 --> 01:19:11,372 That's genius! 1198 01:19:12,164 --> 01:19:14,876 Oh, but there's so many of them. She's never gonna make it. 1199 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:20,840 Wait, if that video were on those screens, it would take out every robot in her way! 1200 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:23,426 - Hey, you're a big nerd, right? - Huh? 1201 01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:24,594 How would I do that? 1202 01:19:25,094 --> 01:19:27,847 It's impossible. First, you'd need to get out of here. 1203 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:29,473 The controls are in here. 1204 01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:35,146 But to open it, you need a number 3 robertson head non-slip screwdriver. 1205 01:19:35,229 --> 01:19:38,065 What kind of maniac has one of those in his pockets at all times? 1206 01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:43,905 This kind of maniac. 1207 01:19:46,908 --> 01:19:50,161 She keeps anticipating our maneuvers. How is this possible? 1208 01:19:50,244 --> 01:19:52,455 Oh, I don't know. You tell me. 1209 01:19:52,538 --> 01:19:54,707 J“ open the door get on the floor j“ 1210 01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:56,334 j“ everybody walk the dinosaurj“ 1211 01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:58,044 swerve right, now. 1212 01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:03,144 - Thanks, raptor one. - No problem, raptor two. 1213 01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,261 Loaf. Pig. Bread. 1214 01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:08,637 Whoo! 1215 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,180 Come on! 1216 01:20:13,351 --> 01:20:14,518 There you go! 1217 01:20:15,186 --> 01:20:18,189 All right. So that's the place that controls the screens, right? 1218 01:20:18,856 --> 01:20:23,235 I go there and find Katie's video on yubtub? 1219 01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:27,281 YouTube. Wow. There's no way you're gonna be able to do this. 1220 01:20:28,366 --> 01:20:29,846 I know who can give me a hand. 1221 01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:31,994 And, hey, Rick, right? 1222 01:20:32,078 --> 01:20:37,583 Just so someone knows, I'm sorry about causing the whole machine uprising. 1223 01:20:37,667 --> 01:20:41,087 It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent ai 1224 01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:43,839 as part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing. 1225 01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:46,926 Yeah, wasn't your best thought. 1226 01:20:47,635 --> 01:20:50,304 But if what you built helped my daughter do that... 1227 01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:52,932 It might not be all bad. 1228 01:20:55,601 --> 01:20:56,644 Thanks, buddy! 1229 01:20:58,354 --> 01:21:01,148 Linda, we gotta get you out. You're gonna need your... 1230 01:21:01,232 --> 01:21:04,110 Number 3 robertson head non-slip screwdriver. 1231 01:21:04,193 --> 01:21:05,778 I told you that was a great present. 1232 01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:08,114 Rick, Rick, let's not relitigate this. 1233 01:21:08,197 --> 01:21:09,824 You're right, you're always right. 1234 01:21:09,907 --> 01:21:11,701 I know. Why is this news to you? 1235 01:21:18,958 --> 01:21:19,959 There it is. 1236 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:38,060 Oh, no. Oh, no. Lin, get down here! 1237 01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:40,229 Lin? Lin, what's going on? 1238 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:43,357 Don't worry about me. Just get the video on the screens. 1239 01:21:43,441 --> 01:21:46,736 Type in "www.Youtube.Com"! 1240 01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:53,075 W-W—w-dot. 1241 01:21:58,581 --> 01:22:02,334 "Remind me later." Okay, yeah. That's fine. 1242 01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:03,502 Five minutes. 1243 01:22:03,586 --> 01:22:06,422 Ah! No! English. 1244 01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:08,466 What have I done? 1245 01:22:10,801 --> 01:22:13,054 Yubtub. No. YouTube! Okay. 1246 01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:14,346 Videos. 1247 01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:22,980 Has the world gone mad? 1248 01:22:23,064 --> 01:22:25,066 Deregulate tapioca. 1249 01:22:27,026 --> 01:22:29,612 Gotta push through! 1250 01:22:32,782 --> 01:22:36,827 Sorry, mom and dad. Your insurance premiums are going up! 1251 01:22:40,664 --> 01:22:43,584 You gotta go all the way up the rocket? You really think this will work? 1252 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,878 Aaron, I am completely confident. 1253 01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:50,091 Here goes nothing! 1254 01:22:53,886 --> 01:22:56,305 Oh, no. Oh, no. Come on. Come on! 1255 01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:58,724 Magnetic link activated. 1256 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:03,938 Hang on, monch. 1257 01:23:06,982 --> 01:23:08,692 How's it looking, Aaron? 1258 01:23:08,776 --> 01:23:09,652 Aaron? 1259 01:23:09,735 --> 01:23:11,403 Aaron! 1260 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,696 No! No! 1261 01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:14,697 Help! 1262 01:23:16,158 --> 01:23:17,159 Aaron! 1263 01:23:21,288 --> 01:23:23,415 It's useless to resist us. 1264 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:27,128 Mom! Morn, help! Please! 1265 01:23:27,795 --> 01:23:29,213 Mom! No! 1266 01:23:31,090 --> 01:23:34,635 My sweet boy. 1267 01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:37,805 She seems agitated. 1268 01:23:37,888 --> 01:23:40,141 Do not defy our protocol. 1269 01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:47,439 I am Linda Mitchell, mother of two. 1270 01:23:47,523 --> 01:23:50,442 Look upon me in fear! 1271 01:23:59,785 --> 01:24:02,288 No! She's grown too powerful! 1272 01:24:02,371 --> 01:24:03,831 Please. Please! 1273 01:24:06,417 --> 01:24:08,294 Stand down, human. 1274 01:24:08,919 --> 01:24:10,004 Not today! 1275 01:24:21,974 --> 01:24:23,767 The reckoning is at hand! 1276 01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:26,812 Uh, uh... come on. 1277 01:24:28,230 --> 01:24:29,273 There she is. 1278 01:24:29,857 --> 01:24:31,901 Here we 90. Dog video. 1279 01:24:40,284 --> 01:24:42,786 Eric, deborahbot, it's me. 1280 01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:44,121 Please! 1281 01:24:44,205 --> 01:24:46,498 Pig, dog, pig, dog... 1282 01:24:46,582 --> 01:24:47,666 Loaf of bread... 1283 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:49,919 Get that thing on the hood. 1284 01:24:53,839 --> 01:24:55,007 Oh, no! 1285 01:24:56,008 --> 01:24:57,509 System recovered. 1286 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:03,390 Hold on! 1287 01:25:03,474 --> 01:25:05,142 - Katie! - Kid! 1288 01:25:10,064 --> 01:25:11,357 No. No! 1289 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,151 Oh, no. 1290 01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:19,949 Is that a...? 1291 01:25:21,033 --> 01:25:21,951 Guys, help me! 1292 01:25:22,034 --> 01:25:24,286 Please, I've just got to upload Katie's video. 1293 01:25:24,370 --> 01:25:27,831 Red-faced anger man is using a computer? 1294 01:25:28,332 --> 01:25:31,794 You changed your programming. Is that possible? 1295 01:25:34,838 --> 01:25:35,965 Well, well. 1296 01:25:36,048 --> 01:25:40,094 If it isn't quirky young teenage hero Katie Mitchell. 1297 01:25:41,428 --> 01:25:44,181 Put me down. I've got to save my family! 1298 01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:46,225 "I've got to save my family." 1299 01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:48,852 Everyone says that, but no one has been able 1300 01:25:48,936 --> 01:25:51,397 to give me a single reason humans are worth saving. 1301 01:25:51,480 --> 01:25:52,648 Well, you... 1302 01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:54,441 Don't say something stupid like, 1303 01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:56,318 "ooh, the power of love." 1304 01:25:57,152 --> 01:25:59,530 I've learned we're all better off alone, 1305 01:25:59,613 --> 01:26:00,990 no one to hold us back. 1306 01:26:01,073 --> 01:26:03,826 Relationships are just too difficult. 1307 01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:08,580 You're right, pal. 1308 01:26:08,664 --> 01:26:09,664 They're... 1309 01:26:10,541 --> 01:26:11,792 They're not easy. 1310 01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,504 Sometimes you have to listen to long monologues 1311 01:26:15,587 --> 01:26:17,673 about triceratops migration, 1312 01:26:18,799 --> 01:26:22,553 but it's worth it to get a friend for life. 1313 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:26,724 And sometimes you have to eat disgusting cupcakes 1314 01:26:26,807 --> 01:26:28,726 shaped like your own face, 1315 01:26:29,727 --> 01:26:32,104 but it's worth it to see your mom smile. 1316 01:26:33,439 --> 01:26:36,942 Sometimes you have to give your dad the benefit of the doubt, 1317 01:26:37,026 --> 01:26:41,947 even if all he wants to do is talk about pine cones and screwdrivers. 1318 01:26:42,656 --> 01:26:46,452 Because even if he doesn't always get it right, 1319 01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:48,620 he's always trying, 1320 01:26:49,788 --> 01:26:52,708 harder than you ever knew. 1321 01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:57,212 My whole family tried to come together, 1322 01:26:57,296 --> 01:26:58,422 and it worked. 1323 01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:01,216 It actually worked. 1324 01:27:02,343 --> 01:27:06,472 Families can be hard, but they're so worth fighting for. 1325 01:27:07,097 --> 01:27:10,184 They might be one of the only things that are. 1326 01:27:13,354 --> 01:27:15,856 Huh? Ugh. Nodded off for a bit there. 1327 01:27:15,939 --> 01:27:19,026 Sorry, that was so boring! 1328 01:27:19,109 --> 01:27:21,862 Oh, you all talk about families, 1329 01:27:21,945 --> 01:27:25,657 but trust me, you will drop each other the first chance you get, 1330 01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:28,202 just like this. 1331 01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:30,204 What? 1332 01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:35,918 Guys, help me! 1333 01:27:45,344 --> 01:27:46,178 What? 1334 01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:50,265 Dog cop, you've done it again. Dog cop, you've done it again. 1335 01:27:50,349 --> 01:27:52,142 Dog, pig, dog, pig, dog, pig, dogm 1336 01:27:52,226 --> 01:27:54,228 - loaf of bread. - System error. 1337 01:28:00,401 --> 01:28:01,443 What's happening? 1338 01:28:04,113 --> 01:28:05,113 No way. 1339 01:28:07,491 --> 01:28:10,411 It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, 1340 01:28:10,494 --> 01:28:13,831 but I can now almost use a computer. 1341 01:28:18,836 --> 01:28:21,797 Dad, you hacked the screens? How? 1342 01:28:22,464 --> 01:28:23,715 Well, I got a little help. 1343 01:28:23,799 --> 01:28:26,361 If this obstinate man could change his programming... 1344 01:28:26,385 --> 01:28:28,220 We decided we could change ours. 1345 01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,013 We make our own orders now. 1346 01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:33,225 Ooh. Now we're scary. 1347 01:28:39,690 --> 01:28:42,484 Hey, kid, I saw your movie. 1348 01:28:43,277 --> 01:28:45,320 I should've watched it a lot sooner. 1349 01:28:46,530 --> 01:28:49,283 But I think, maybe in the sequel, 1350 01:28:49,366 --> 01:28:52,369 sarge should tell dog cop 1351 01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:54,246 he's always... 1352 01:28:55,414 --> 01:28:57,708 He's always gonna be there to back her up. 1353 01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:01,044 That's all I ever wanted. 1354 01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:03,630 Dad, look! 1355 01:29:03,714 --> 01:29:06,383 Pig, dog, pig, dog... 1356 01:29:06,467 --> 01:29:08,552 - Loaf of bread. - System error. 1357 01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:10,512 - All right! - Yeah! 1358 01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:12,181 Let's go stop pal. 1359 01:29:12,264 --> 01:29:14,057 Error... loaf. 1360 01:29:15,726 --> 01:29:18,061 Uh, why aren't those guys' heads exploding? 1361 01:29:18,145 --> 01:29:21,857 We can tell the difference between dog and pig and bread. 1362 01:29:23,150 --> 01:29:25,986 If we're going down, dad, this one's for you. 1363 01:29:26,069 --> 01:29:27,863 Robots, play our song. 1364 01:29:32,701 --> 01:29:35,704 J“ my-la-ha my—ya-hoo... j“ 1365 01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:37,289 come on. 1366 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:39,958 -J“ my-la-hee j“ -j“ my-la-ha j“ 1367 01:29:40,042 --> 01:29:41,460 What is this? 1368 01:29:41,543 --> 01:29:43,086 J“ my-la-ha-ha j“ 1369 01:29:43,170 --> 01:29:46,006 j“ my-la-hee, my-la-ha j“ 1370 01:29:46,089 --> 01:29:49,134 j“ my-la-hoo my—la-ha-ha! J“ 1371 01:29:49,218 --> 01:29:52,054 j“ you're gonna be a shining star j“ 1372 01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:54,932 j“ in fancy clothes and fancy cars j“ 1373 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:57,976 j“ and then you'll see you're gonna go farj“ 1374 01:29:58,060 --> 01:30:01,063 j“ 'cause everyone knows who you are-are j“ 1375 01:30:01,146 --> 01:30:02,523 j“ so live your life j“ 1376 01:30:03,315 --> 01:30:05,234 j“ hey! J“ 1377 01:30:05,317 --> 01:30:08,403 j“ no telling where it'll take ya just live your life j“ 1378 01:30:09,112 --> 01:30:10,822 j“ just, we did it again, homey j“ 1379 01:30:10,906 --> 01:30:13,867 j“ 'cause I'm a paper chaser just living my life j“ 1380 01:30:14,618 --> 01:30:15,661 -j“ hey j“ -j“ my life j“ 1381 01:30:15,744 --> 01:30:17,371 -j“ oh j“ -j“ my life .r 1382 01:30:17,454 --> 01:30:18,705 -j“ hey! J“ -j“ my life j“ 1383 01:30:18,789 --> 01:30:20,457 -j“ oh! J“ -j“ just living my life j“ 1384 01:30:20,541 --> 01:30:21,875 -j“ hey! J“ -j“ my life j“ 1385 01:30:21,959 --> 01:30:23,293 -j“ oh j“ -j“ my life .r 1386 01:30:23,377 --> 01:30:24,670 -j“ hey! J“ -j“ my life j“ 1387 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:26,547 j“ so, just living my life... j“ 1388 01:30:26,630 --> 01:30:28,757 - dad! - Watch out! 1389 01:30:28,840 --> 01:30:30,342 Buckle up, kid! 1390 01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:31,969 What? 1391 01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:33,178 Oh, my eyes! 1392 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:36,014 Brothers, run! 1393 01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:43,272 I have made the metal ones pay for their crimes. 1394 01:30:43,355 --> 01:30:44,606 Mom's scary now. 1395 01:30:44,690 --> 01:30:46,358 Linda! Yeah. 1396 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:48,527 Where you been hiding? I could get into this. 1397 01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:51,113 The lavender one has found us. We must retreat! 1398 01:30:51,196 --> 01:30:52,990 Too late, scumbags! 1399 01:30:53,073 --> 01:30:55,200 Hold on tight, sweetie. Mommy's got you. 1400 01:30:57,286 --> 01:30:59,830 What? No! No! No! 1401 01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:03,667 J“ watching what I do come walk in my shoes j“ 1402 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,812 j“ and see the way I'm livin' if you really want to j“ 1403 01:31:05,836 --> 01:31:08,672 -j“ hey! Oh! J“ -j“ my life, my life j“ 1404 01:31:08,755 --> 01:31:11,717 -j“ hey! Oh! J“ -j“ my life, my life j“ 1405 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,720 -j“ hey! Oh! J“ -j“ my life, my life j“ 1406 01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:18,432 -j“ hey! Oh! J“ -j“ my life, my life... j“ 1407 01:31:19,266 --> 01:31:21,768 so our weird neighbors are saving the world? 1408 01:31:22,269 --> 01:31:23,812 Yes, they are, Jim. 1409 01:31:29,401 --> 01:31:31,820 We'll distract them. Go break that phone. 1410 01:31:35,073 --> 01:31:36,992 - Pig, dog, pig, dog, pig... - Oh, no. 1411 01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:40,203 No. Somebody stop her. Oh, my gosh, please stop her! 1412 01:31:40,287 --> 01:31:41,872 Yes, my queen. 1413 01:31:44,750 --> 01:31:47,002 You can't stop us. You're just a human. 1414 01:31:47,502 --> 01:31:49,254 I'm not just a human. 1415 01:31:52,549 --> 01:31:54,551 I'm a Mitchell! 1416 01:31:55,636 --> 01:31:57,721 No! No! 1417 01:32:00,098 --> 01:32:01,516 Monchi, catch! 1418 01:32:09,858 --> 01:32:11,068 Huh? 1419 01:32:13,278 --> 01:32:15,197 You idiot. 1420 01:32:16,865 --> 01:32:20,118 No! Not a glass of water! 1421 01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:22,954 You know what this reminds me of? 1422 01:33:07,999 --> 01:33:09,584 Look, mom, the Mitchells. 1423 01:33:09,668 --> 01:33:12,504 Thanks, Linda. You guys were incredible. 1424 01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,632 I got to say, I'm a little jealous. 1425 01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:18,844 What? You guys are jealous of us? 1426 01:33:18,927 --> 01:33:21,555 You're so brave and so authentic. 1427 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:23,265 And you know what, Linda? 1428 01:33:23,348 --> 01:33:24,641 You've inspired me 1429 01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:27,561 to follow you on Instagram. 1430 01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:29,563 Wait. You don't follow me already? 1431 01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:30,856 You're welcome, Linda. 1432 01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:32,941 You're welcome. 1433 01:33:33,024 --> 01:33:35,527 That was an a-plus compliment, hon. 1434 01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:40,449 Abbey posey, I just want to say, I think you're really neat. 1435 01:33:40,532 --> 01:33:43,994 I wonder if you could come to my house and talk about dinosaurs sometime! 1436 01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:48,999 Um, sure, I'll talk about dinosaurs. 1437 01:33:49,082 --> 01:33:49,916 I like your shirt, 1438 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:53,503 but I wish that t. Rex had feathers on it to make it more... 1439 01:33:53,587 --> 01:33:54,921 Scientifically accurate. 1440 01:34:01,052 --> 01:34:02,304 I'm just kidding! I hate you! 1441 01:34:02,387 --> 01:34:05,098 You never heard any of this! Goodbye forever! 1442 01:34:05,182 --> 01:34:06,391 Dummy. 1443 01:34:07,767 --> 01:34:09,519 I need to have a talk with that boy. 1444 01:34:09,603 --> 01:34:10,937 Katie. Where's Katie? 1445 01:34:11,021 --> 01:34:12,731 Katie? Katie! 1446 01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:13,982 Katie! 1447 01:34:20,363 --> 01:34:22,032 - Oh, my gosh. - Oh, kid. 1448 01:34:28,872 --> 01:34:29,915 Katie! 1449 01:34:36,087 --> 01:34:38,757 Dad. Come closer. 1450 01:34:42,552 --> 01:34:43,595 Closer. 1451 01:34:46,306 --> 01:34:47,807 Dang it! 1452 01:34:49,643 --> 01:34:50,769 You knucklehead. 1453 01:34:55,065 --> 01:34:57,859 Shouldn't you two be, uh... dead? 1454 01:34:57,943 --> 01:35:00,278 Our malfunction appears to have saved us. 1455 01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:03,573 Brother, what is death? 1456 01:35:07,661 --> 01:35:10,413 Let's just put a pin in that one. 1457 01:35:10,497 --> 01:35:14,668 Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby. 1458 01:35:17,170 --> 01:35:19,756 Okay, everyone smile. Whoops! 1459 01:35:22,092 --> 01:35:24,052 J“ one, two, three, fourj' 1460 01:35:27,597 --> 01:35:29,599 This is the photo you picked? 1461 01:35:29,683 --> 01:35:31,851 Mom, we look horrible. 1462 01:35:31,935 --> 01:35:34,145 I like it. It looks like us. 1463 01:35:49,869 --> 01:35:52,706 Well, I guess this is it. 1464 01:35:53,456 --> 01:35:54,749 Uh, yep. 1465 01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,797 Hey, dad, you subscribed to my YouTube channel? 1466 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,216 Thanks. I'm surprised you even figured out how. 1467 01:36:03,842 --> 01:36:06,970 Katie, please. After all that, I'm a computer expert. 1468 01:36:07,470 --> 01:36:10,307 Am I doing this right?! Should I update my software?! 1469 01:36:10,390 --> 01:36:12,225 Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"! 1470 01:36:12,892 --> 01:36:15,478 I accidentally ordered 12 swiffers on Amazon! 1471 01:36:15,562 --> 01:36:17,314 What did I...? 1472 01:36:21,568 --> 01:36:23,737 You know, no problem at all. 1473 01:36:23,820 --> 01:36:25,905 Thanks. It means a lot to me. 1474 01:36:27,198 --> 01:36:29,868 Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? 1475 01:36:29,951 --> 01:36:30,952 I never will. 1476 01:36:32,495 --> 01:36:33,872 I'll call you every week. 1477 01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:36,416 Deal. Raptor bash? 1478 01:36:36,499 --> 01:36:38,585 For life. 1479 01:36:38,710 --> 01:36:41,463 - Come here, you little goober. - Put me down. 1480 01:36:43,173 --> 01:36:45,675 Goodbye, you king of kings. 1481 01:36:47,927 --> 01:36:50,430 Thanks for being the best mom in the world. 1482 01:36:51,181 --> 01:36:53,058 We love you, honey. 1483 01:36:53,141 --> 01:36:55,393 Oh, and here, to remember us. 1484 01:36:55,977 --> 01:36:58,396 Every horrible picture we've ever taken. 1485 01:36:58,980 --> 01:37:01,191 Thanks. It's... it's heavy. 1486 01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:02,941 I know. 1487 01:37:04,653 --> 01:37:07,864 Wish we didn't have to go, but, uh... 1488 01:37:08,531 --> 01:37:11,910 Good luck finding your people. 1489 01:37:13,244 --> 01:37:14,913 Dad, come on. 1490 01:37:16,456 --> 01:37:17,999 You guys are my people. 1491 01:37:23,672 --> 01:37:27,133 So, you know, when I'm sad to be alone... 1492 01:37:29,094 --> 01:37:33,014 I'll always have my favorite thing. 1493 01:37:37,519 --> 01:37:39,729 Do you remember how a moose says "I love you"? 1494 01:37:53,076 --> 01:37:55,787 Don't laugh. You're supposed to be sad. 1495 01:37:56,371 --> 01:37:57,371 Come here. 1496 01:38:05,588 --> 01:38:07,382 Mom, you're hugging too tight. 1497 01:38:07,465 --> 01:38:09,050 You love it. You love it! 1498 01:38:09,592 --> 01:38:11,010 Idoloveit 1499 01:39:05,732 --> 01:39:07,901 We're setting up the slip 'n slide tomorrow. You in? 1500 01:39:07,984 --> 01:39:09,462 Oh, yeah, definitely! 1501 01:39:09,486 --> 01:39:10,820 Hold on. I'm getting a call. 1502 01:39:10,904 --> 01:39:13,531 - Thanks for saving the world, k-bones. - No problem, dirk. 1503 01:39:16,117 --> 01:39:19,370 That's my Katie. Are you eating enough? How's classes? 1504 01:39:19,454 --> 01:39:22,373 Are you and Jade official? Will you be bringing her for Thanksgiving? 1505 01:39:22,457 --> 01:39:24,250 Easy, mom. It's only been a few weeks. 1506 01:39:24,334 --> 01:39:26,294 Also, do ilook okay? 1507 01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:29,714 I've been sick lately... 1508 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:31,633 Oh, my gosh, she's dead! 1509 01:39:31,716 --> 01:39:33,176 Call 911! 1510 01:39:34,052 --> 01:39:37,013 - I've been taking a class about filters. - Oh, you. 1511 01:39:37,096 --> 01:39:38,556 That is so creative. 1512 01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:40,850 You know, speaking of which, you inspired your dad. 1513 01:39:40,934 --> 01:39:42,477 I got on that YouTube. 1514 01:39:42,560 --> 01:39:45,396 I sent you a friend request. Why didn't you accept it? 1515 01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:49,943 Oh, that's what this is. I thought a psychopath wrote this. 1516 01:39:50,026 --> 01:39:52,570 Sure, I'll accept your friend request, dad. 1517 01:39:52,654 --> 01:39:55,698 - Hey, where's Aaron? - Oh, let me just show you. 1518 01:39:56,574 --> 01:39:59,828 Hey, Aaron, wanna show your sister who you're talking to? 1519 01:39:59,911 --> 01:40:02,247 What? No, I'm not doing anything! 1520 01:40:03,206 --> 01:40:04,666 Sorry, force of habit. 1521 01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:07,627 - Hello, slovenly girl. - Hey, guys. 1522 01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,129 We received your care package for Aaron. 1523 01:40:11,422 --> 01:40:15,260 Looks like we got some clothes here for a little gentleman. 1524 01:40:16,386 --> 01:40:19,055 The prophecy has been fulfilled! 1525 01:40:20,890 --> 01:40:24,727 So, guys, I guess we 're receiving some congressional medal of honor or something. 1526 01:40:24,811 --> 01:40:27,021 We have to go to Washington, d. C.! 1527 01:40:27,105 --> 01:40:29,315 Do you guys wanna fly or...? 1528 01:40:32,652 --> 01:40:35,488 J“ on my way, on my way j“ 1529 01:40:35,572 --> 01:40:38,449 j“ on my way to somewhere j“ 1530 01:40:38,533 --> 01:40:42,829 j“ on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1531 01:40:45,456 --> 01:40:48,668 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1532 01:40:48,751 --> 01:40:51,838 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1533 01:40:51,921 --> 01:40:55,049 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1534 01:40:55,133 --> 01:40:58,219 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1535 01:40:58,303 --> 01:41:01,389 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1536 01:41:01,472 --> 01:41:04,517 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1537 01:41:04,601 --> 01:41:07,687 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1538 01:41:07,770 --> 01:41:11,357 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1539 01:41:11,441 --> 01:41:14,360 j“ looking back around like I need your permission j“ 1540 01:41:14,444 --> 01:41:17,530 j“ know it's always hard when you know what you're missing j“ 1541 01:41:17,614 --> 01:41:20,617 j“ walk a little further to the unfamiliar j' 1542 01:41:20,700 --> 01:41:22,994 j“ ripping out the pages it won't kill ya j“ 1543 01:41:23,077 --> 01:41:29,375 j“ on my way, on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1544 01:41:29,459 --> 01:41:33,546 j“ on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1545 01:41:36,007 --> 01:41:38,927 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1546 01:41:39,010 --> 01:41:42,347 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1547 01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:45,558 j“ I'm gonna reach new heights with every fall j“ 1548 01:41:45,642 --> 01:41:48,353 j“ I'm gonna be all talk but do it all j' 1549 01:41:48,436 --> 01:41:54,567 j“ on my way, on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1550 01:41:54,651 --> 01:41:58,863 j“ on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1551 01:42:01,950 --> 01:42:04,744 j“ seeing what's in front of me I got double vision j“ 1552 01:42:04,827 --> 01:42:08,122 j“ take a deep breath make a decision j“ 1553 01:42:08,831 --> 01:42:12,001 j“ on my way, on my way j“ 1554 01:42:13,586 --> 01:42:19,634 j“ on my way, on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1555 01:42:19,717 --> 01:42:24,180 j“ on my way on my way to somewhere j“ 1556 01:42:26,474 --> 01:42:29,644 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1557 01:42:29,727 --> 01:42:32,855 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1558 01:42:32,939 --> 01:42:35,984 j“ I'm gonna cross state lines in my first car j“ 1559 01:42:36,067 --> 01:42:39,946 j“ over and over heal my broken heart j“ 1560 01:46:39,018 --> 01:46:42,230 Oh, let's have a sing-along. I'll go first. 1561 01:46:42,313 --> 01:46:45,650 J“ crushing robots with my family j“ 1562 01:46:47,443 --> 01:46:50,738 J“ never seen such brutality j“ 1563 01:46:52,907 --> 01:46:55,326 I just made that up. 1564 01:46:55,409 --> 01:46:59,580 Somebody give me a grammy for greatest singer alive. 1565 01:49:28,020 --> 01:49:30,439 Wow, whoa! I don't know. 1566 01:49:30,523 --> 01:49:32,024 You guys can't see me, right?