1 00:00:01,797 --> 00:00:04,828 [music] 2 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:53,810 ♪ Who put the frog In the teacher's hair? ♪ 3 00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:58,319 ♪ Who runs the class When she's not there? ♪ 4 00:00:58,421 --> 00:01:02,126 ♪ Who put the thumbtack On her chair? ♪ 5 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,954 ♪ Nya, nya, nya The Phantom strikes again ♪ 6 00:01:06,056 --> 00:01:10,266 ♪ Who sprang a leak In the brand-new car? ♪ 7 00:01:10,368 --> 00:01:14,170 ♪ Who put the worms In the cookie jar? ♪ 8 00:01:14,272 --> 00:01:18,340 ♪ And firecrackers In Dad's cigar? ♪ 9 00:01:18,442 --> 00:01:22,213 ♪ Nya, nya, nya The Phantom strikes again ♪ 10 00:01:31,025 --> 00:01:34,916 ♪ Who gave the neighbors' dog Away? ♪ 11 00:01:35,019 --> 00:01:38,921 ♪ Who raids the icebox Night and day? ♪ 12 00:01:39,023 --> 00:01:43,101 ♪ Who pulled the hair From Dad's toupee? ♪ 13 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:46,831 ♪ Nya, nya, nya The Phantom strikes again ♪ 14 00:01:48,135 --> 00:01:50,934 [phone rings] 15 00:02:07,726 --> 00:02:10,162 [leaves rustle] 16 00:02:16,834 --> 00:02:18,863 [leaves rustle] 17 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:21,767 Hello? 18 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:54,503 -Hello? [grunting, screaming] -[snarling] 19 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,582 [screaming] 20 00:03:11,684 --> 00:03:13,391 [woman on recording] Very good. 21 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,219 Now, if that's not the sound of being a man, I'm deaf. 22 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:20,089 -[car honks] -We're talking about laying down the damn law 23 00:03:20,191 --> 00:03:22,229 -and standing up for yourself. -[car honking] 24 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:24,427 Oh, going the speed limit, huh? 25 00:03:24,529 --> 00:03:27,270 It's funny, if I'm going the speed limit, and you're going faster than me, 26 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,465 that means you're going above the speed limit. 27 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,102 If you're done being nice for no reason, I want you to scream. 28 00:03:31,205 --> 00:03:32,801 [screams] 29 00:03:32,903 --> 00:03:34,376 -Chapter five. -[clears throat] 30 00:03:34,478 --> 00:03:36,874 Let's all chant the word "balls." Balls. 31 00:03:36,976 --> 00:03:39,276 -Balls, balls, balls. -Balls, balls, balls. 32 00:03:39,378 --> 00:03:41,418 [music plays] 33 00:03:43,415 --> 00:03:47,657 ♪ I was just a poor boy Who lived on 40 acres Of bad land... ♪ 34 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:51,727 -[phone rings] -Hi, this is Charlotte. Leave a message. Bye. 35 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:53,431 Hi, love. 36 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:57,394 Just want to let you know that I am almost to my new post, 37 00:03:57,496 --> 00:03:58,732 which is exciting. 38 00:04:00,872 --> 00:04:03,072 Anyway, call me. 39 00:04:03,174 --> 00:04:05,468 Would love to hear your voice. 40 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,079 You know, or don't. 41 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:10,010 You don't have to if you don't want to. 42 00:04:10,112 --> 00:04:13,008 Actually, no. 43 00:04:13,110 --> 00:04:15,516 I would like if you would call me, please. 44 00:04:15,618 --> 00:04:19,352 This is me saying what I want, so there. 45 00:04:19,455 --> 00:04:23,455 -[thuds] -Okay, well, it's Finn. 46 00:04:23,557 --> 00:04:25,863 Love you. Call me. Okay, bye. 47 00:04:25,965 --> 00:04:31,197 [recording continues] Balls! It's healthy. Balls. Balls. Balls. Balls! 48 00:04:31,299 --> 00:04:34,365 [music continues] 49 00:04:34,467 --> 00:04:40,510 ♪ But I'm just a plowboy And you couldn't love The likes of me ♪ 50 00:04:42,980 --> 00:04:49,112 ♪ So goodbye, Joanna, I've got to see about My Texas tea ♪ 51 00:04:51,551 --> 00:04:53,249 ♪ So goodbye... ♪ 52 00:04:53,351 --> 00:04:56,121 [radio DJ] Absolutely. Good afternoon to you as well. 53 00:04:56,223 --> 00:04:58,823 Well, if you've got no supplies to make, make some now, 54 00:04:58,925 --> 00:05:02,199 as the storm is going to be a big one. 55 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,369 We're talking about a crippling... 56 00:05:05,836 --> 00:05:07,630 Hi. 57 00:05:07,732 --> 00:05:09,308 Where can I find the...? 58 00:05:13,307 --> 00:05:14,742 Thank you. 59 00:05:14,844 --> 00:05:17,477 -Mr. Parker, I told you-- -Excuse me, Miss Sherwin, 60 00:05:17,579 --> 00:05:21,246 I told you that I'm here to listen. 61 00:05:21,348 --> 00:05:22,646 It's Sherman. 62 00:05:22,748 --> 00:05:24,987 See, it's just, I'm worried. 63 00:05:25,089 --> 00:05:28,056 Now, this pipeline is a feat of human ingenuity. I mean, look at this. 64 00:05:28,158 --> 00:05:34,663 This is plastic, cradled in steel laying underground in Portland cement. 65 00:05:34,765 --> 00:05:37,499 I'll cut you a generous check, easy as a signature. 66 00:05:37,601 --> 00:05:41,335 -[laughs] -And-- What-what is so funny? 67 00:05:41,437 --> 00:05:43,266 It's just the-- It's the irony. 68 00:05:43,368 --> 00:05:46,712 I've got an environmentalist staying on the second floor. 69 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:50,541 -See, I'm concerned that-- -Hon, hon, hon, I got environmental guys. 70 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:55,209 I got MIT guys that are smarter than some environmentalist on the second floor. 71 00:05:55,312 --> 00:05:58,049 Okay? They do lots of impact studies, they-- 72 00:05:58,151 --> 00:06:01,257 -Hi, I don't mean to interrupt. -Oh, no. Please do. 73 00:06:01,359 --> 00:06:02,721 -Can I help you? -Are you Jeanine? 74 00:06:02,823 --> 00:06:05,925 Yeah, I-- You must be the new ranger. 75 00:06:06,027 --> 00:06:08,796 [chuckles] Yeah. I'm Finn Wheeler, US Forest Service. 76 00:06:08,898 --> 00:06:11,430 -Oh, I'm Jeanine Sherman. -Sam Parker, Midland Gas. 77 00:06:11,532 --> 00:06:13,428 Oh, what a coinkydink. 78 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:16,804 -Excuse me? -The pipeline, right? That's your project? 79 00:06:16,906 --> 00:06:19,406 -It is. -Yeah, I'm going to be stationed in Beaverfield 80 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:21,245 for the duration of construction. 81 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,739 -Well, lucky me. -Should it go through. 82 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,878 It will. I'm confident. 83 00:06:25,980 --> 00:06:29,046 [Jeanine] Has to be a majority vote, Mr. Parker. 84 00:06:29,148 --> 00:06:32,150 [Finn] Sure is a lot of beautiful nature here. 85 00:06:32,252 --> 00:06:35,788 It'd be a shame to break ground so close to a national forest. 86 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,395 A man that doesn't want to conquer nature 87 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,932 doesn't understand how brutal it is, Ranger. 88 00:06:41,034 --> 00:06:43,501 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 89 00:06:43,603 --> 00:06:46,097 I wasn't trying to be like, "Oh, it'd be a shame." 90 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:49,731 -I wasn't trying to make a-- -May I take your luggage? 91 00:06:49,833 --> 00:06:52,233 [Finn] Oh, uh, miss? 92 00:06:52,335 --> 00:06:55,137 Yeah, uh, Jeanine, you know, I can get that. 93 00:06:55,239 --> 00:06:58,148 Nope. Breakfast is 7:00 to 9:00 in the café, 94 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:01,309 and then we reopen again at noon. 95 00:07:01,411 --> 00:07:03,919 For now, I'm the only game in town, food-wise, 96 00:07:04,021 --> 00:07:07,154 good for business, though, especially with the storm coming. 97 00:07:07,256 --> 00:07:08,589 What a night. 98 00:07:08,691 --> 00:07:10,453 Yeah, I hear we got a big one coming. 99 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,594 Probably overblown. Local news guys just love fearmongering. 100 00:07:13,696 --> 00:07:16,531 Hey, Jeanine! We got café customers. 101 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:17,926 Do you want me to take care of it? 102 00:07:18,028 --> 00:07:20,864 No. I'll make them sandwiches. 103 00:07:20,966 --> 00:07:23,132 All of your pictures are-- I got. 104 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:25,633 Do you mind helping the ranger get settled? 105 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:28,645 Yeah, you go run this place 'cause you're my damn hero, okay? 106 00:07:29,940 --> 00:07:32,311 -Hi, Ranger. -Oh, Finn. 107 00:07:32,413 --> 00:07:34,281 Finn Wheeler. 108 00:07:34,383 --> 00:07:36,045 You're the mailman. 109 00:07:36,147 --> 00:07:37,955 Person. Yeah, gender is a construct. 110 00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:39,222 -Cecily. -Hey. 111 00:07:39,324 --> 00:07:43,017 Oh, I have mail for the ranger. 112 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:44,991 -Oh, [chuckles] really? -Uh-huh. 113 00:07:45,727 --> 00:07:47,562 Not littering. I'm just excited. 114 00:07:47,664 --> 00:07:50,034 Yeah, not judging. Just watching it. 115 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:54,338 "I'm writing to inform you of Emerson Flint's commercial trapping activity." Hmm. 116 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,505 [mumbles] "Contact local authorities. 117 00:07:56,607 --> 00:07:59,401 Sincerely, Dr. Jane Ellis, PhD, DVM, 118 00:07:59,503 --> 00:08:02,010 and professor of zoology, and environmental studies. 119 00:08:02,113 --> 00:08:03,878 Room 207." 120 00:08:05,814 --> 00:08:09,148 -Well, ka-ching, I've got a case. -A case. 121 00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:12,747 Yeah, I'm going to head over to this guy, Flint's place. 122 00:08:12,849 --> 00:08:14,315 Can I walk that? 123 00:08:14,418 --> 00:08:16,393 It's a bit of a schlep, yeah, but I can show you 124 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:18,161 'cause I have a delivery out that way. 125 00:08:18,263 --> 00:08:19,692 [stammers] If that's okay. 126 00:08:19,794 --> 00:08:21,257 -It's totally okay. Okay. -Okay. 127 00:08:21,359 --> 00:08:23,195 -Hey, go ahead and... -I'm just going to change. 128 00:08:23,297 --> 00:08:27,170 ...put on your ranger gear, or warm your steed, or-- Okay. 129 00:08:27,272 --> 00:08:29,068 -Okay. Yeah. -Bye. 130 00:08:31,708 --> 00:08:34,202 -[Finn] So you live at the inn? -I do. 131 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:36,106 -Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right? -Yeah. 132 00:08:36,209 --> 00:08:38,377 I rented a room when I first transferred jobs 133 00:08:38,479 --> 00:08:41,284 thinking that I'd eventually get a place in town, but I don't know, 134 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:42,951 two days turned into four weeks, 135 00:08:43,053 --> 00:08:45,118 and Jeanine wouldn't let me leave, and so I was like, 136 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,622 "Oh, you want me to help you tidy some rooms in exchange 137 00:08:47,724 --> 00:08:50,026 for staying at your sweet-ass mansh? 138 00:08:50,128 --> 00:08:51,029 Yes, please." 139 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,727 -"Mansh"? -Mansion. 140 00:08:52,829 --> 00:08:55,063 -Oh, right. -Want some hot Beaverfield goss? 141 00:08:55,166 --> 00:08:56,533 Uh, yeah. 142 00:08:56,635 --> 00:08:59,598 So, Jeanine's husband met a woman at a bar 143 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:03,034 and they ran off together. 144 00:09:03,136 --> 00:09:06,072 Jeanine hasn't really been the same since. 145 00:09:09,577 --> 00:09:11,072 -Dang. -Yeah. 146 00:09:11,174 --> 00:09:13,749 Word is, they left for Belize. 147 00:09:13,851 --> 00:09:16,817 -Ouch. -I hear Belize sucks this time of year. 148 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:19,888 Unlike Beaverfield, real fucking sunshiny. 149 00:09:21,054 --> 00:09:22,490 [Finn] Should've packed our snowshoes. 150 00:09:22,593 --> 00:09:25,229 [chuckles] What? People do that? 151 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:26,490 -What, snowshoeing? -Yeah. 152 00:09:26,593 --> 00:09:28,324 Oh, sure. 153 00:09:28,426 --> 00:09:31,232 You know, fun fact, not only is it the oldest, 154 00:09:31,334 --> 00:09:34,836 but remains one of the most effective means of traversing the ice, 155 00:09:34,938 --> 00:09:37,566 and snow, of course, because it's snowshoeing. 156 00:09:37,668 --> 00:09:39,137 Wow. 157 00:09:39,239 --> 00:09:41,611 Yeah, you're going to fit right in at Beaverfield. 158 00:09:41,713 --> 00:09:44,009 Everyone here is a little questionable. 159 00:09:44,112 --> 00:09:46,409 You know, the weather, the people, everything. 160 00:09:50,418 --> 00:09:52,086 Fancy. 161 00:09:52,188 --> 00:09:54,685 [Cecily] Devon's a tech dude, and Joaquim runs the yoga sitch. 162 00:09:54,787 --> 00:09:57,996 They're [all] like an ex-city, nature-loving, millionaire power couple. 163 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,490 You know the type. 164 00:09:59,593 --> 00:10:01,226 Hi, boys! 165 00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:05,465 This is Finny, the new ranger. 166 00:10:06,234 --> 00:10:09,135 You just put the mail on the marble table, thank you. 167 00:10:10,472 --> 00:10:11,933 We're friends. 168 00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:13,636 [woman] Yo, Cecily! 169 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,305 Yo, Gwen. 170 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,449 I know you got my starter and my fuel injector. 171 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,544 -I don't, no, not yet. -That's weird. 172 00:10:20,646 --> 00:10:22,146 Sorry. 173 00:10:22,249 --> 00:10:23,985 I ordered them the fourth of the last month 174 00:10:24,087 --> 00:10:26,147 and by my algebra, it's been like three whole weeks. 175 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:28,157 I'll keep an eye open for it. 176 00:10:28,259 --> 00:10:30,725 Marcus. Marcus! 177 00:10:30,827 --> 00:10:33,230 Wait, you're gonna want to see this. 178 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:34,894 -Damn. -Fuck, Marcus. 179 00:10:34,996 --> 00:10:37,065 -Shit. [chuckles] -What time is it? 180 00:10:37,167 --> 00:10:39,864 -Sorry, babe. Huh? -"Sorry, huh" is not a time, Marcus. 181 00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:41,836 -Yo, are you high? -Baby, no. 182 00:10:41,938 --> 00:10:44,138 Drinking and driving is for dummies, honey. 183 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,841 Don't-- There's strangers. Who's that? What's your name? 184 00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:49,136 -I'm Ranger Finn Wheeler. -[both] What? 185 00:10:49,238 --> 00:10:51,472 He's a new ranger in town. 186 00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,375 -Oh, that's a ranger thing... -What he say? 187 00:10:53,477 --> 00:10:56,151 -That's that. Y'all both police? -I'm Cecily. 188 00:10:56,254 --> 00:10:59,916 We've talked many times. Welcome to Beaverfield. It's a freak show. 189 00:11:00,018 --> 00:11:01,918 Suck my dick. [babbling] 190 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,417 She had too much soda. 191 00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:06,696 -Colorful couple. -Yeah, quite a show. 192 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:08,823 -Eh? -[Finn] Oh, my goodness, gracious. 193 00:11:08,926 --> 00:11:11,492 -Proud of it. -They're in it for a big check from the pipeline. 194 00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:13,399 [Marcus] It's not funny. We're just renting here. 195 00:11:13,501 --> 00:11:15,939 -How do you know all this? -[Gwen] A big bag full of secrets. 196 00:11:16,041 --> 00:11:18,607 You're not actually insinuating that you read people's mail? 197 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:20,410 -No, I'm kidding. -It's a felony. 198 00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:23,680 You're the new ranger! Hello! 199 00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:27,116 -And who's this? -Stephen King's very own Trish. 200 00:11:27,218 --> 00:11:29,784 -What? What did you say? -I said, "Beaverfield's queen Trish." 201 00:11:29,886 --> 00:11:31,955 Oh, uh-huh. Hello. Trisha Anderton. 202 00:11:32,057 --> 00:11:34,588 -Proud owner of Anderton Maple Farms. -Hey, nice to meet-- 203 00:11:34,690 --> 00:11:40,361 It's been in the family 90 years as everybody knows, but crafting is my passion. 204 00:11:40,463 --> 00:11:42,224 -Boo! -Oh! 205 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,795 -[laughs] -It's you. [laughs] 206 00:11:44,897 --> 00:11:48,764 -It's a little pale me. -Has anybody made you a soap bottle angel before? 207 00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:51,373 You put it on your Christmas tree. You have a Christmas tree? 208 00:11:51,475 --> 00:11:54,604 -Not currently. -Or do you celebrate Kwanzaa, put it on your Kwanzaa tree? 209 00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:57,141 -No such thing. -I am going to open my own craft store 210 00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:59,041 as soon as that pipeline comes through. 211 00:11:59,143 --> 00:12:00,041 Just mark them words. 212 00:12:00,143 --> 00:12:03,947 Hello, hello, hello. 213 00:12:04,049 --> 00:12:06,223 [both] One, two, three. 214 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:09,286 He doesn't get any attention ever since little Chachi came into my life. 215 00:12:09,388 --> 00:12:12,123 -Do you? [kisses] Look at this. -Oh! 216 00:12:12,225 --> 00:12:15,231 There she is. It's Cecily the mailman. 217 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:17,431 -No, thank you. Stop. -Ranger Finn Wheeler. Hey, how are you doing? 218 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:19,265 Hello, Ranger. 219 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,603 -Cool, never the left. -Never the left. My kind of guy. 220 00:12:21,706 --> 00:12:23,233 -It's not what he meant. -[barks] 221 00:12:23,335 --> 00:12:24,608 -[Finn] How are you? -[Trisha] Come on. 222 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,678 Oh, I got something for you, Ranger. 223 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,972 It's from our own private reserve right there. 224 00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:31,280 You guys, so many gifts. 225 00:12:31,382 --> 00:12:33,414 The best syrup in Vermont. Oh, my God, are you kidding my behind? 226 00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:35,414 What happened? 227 00:12:35,516 --> 00:12:37,946 Jiminy Christmas, hippies knocked down our sign again. 228 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,090 Oh. It's Antifa. 229 00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:42,791 I mean look at that. Great job, Picasso, you put an X through it. 230 00:12:42,893 --> 00:12:44,486 You're not going to stop the pipeline. 231 00:12:44,588 --> 00:12:46,127 Do you have this problem in your last town? 232 00:12:47,291 --> 00:12:48,995 -No. -Brooklyn hipsters. 233 00:12:49,097 --> 00:12:50,698 Yeah, you just give 'em a big old knock 234 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,364 on the old craniums, right? 235 00:12:52,466 --> 00:12:55,706 Uh-oh, arrest her, Ranger! She's the one, lock her up. 236 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,440 Lock her up, yeah, lock her up, lock her up. 237 00:12:58,542 --> 00:13:00,010 Say goodbye, Chachi. 238 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:03,939 There's a new sheriff in town. You're not really a sheriff. 239 00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,139 No, you're not. 240 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,475 They seem cool, huh? 241 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:09,384 He boned Gwen in their sugaring room. 242 00:13:09,486 --> 00:13:11,213 -No. -Yes. 243 00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:14,023 That aggressive mechanic lady? 244 00:13:15,118 --> 00:13:16,493 That's the one. 245 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:19,325 Whew. That's-- That's a dish. 246 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:24,868 Now this thing, what exactly is this? 247 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:29,964 Oh, this? This is Parker's phallic fire totem. 248 00:13:30,066 --> 00:13:32,804 He's stuck 'cause he needs a majority town vote to build it. 249 00:13:32,906 --> 00:13:37,312 Half want the pipeline cash and half want to save the trees or whatever. 250 00:13:37,414 --> 00:13:39,816 Anywho, I think the only holdouts are Jeanine and the boys. 251 00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:42,117 -Do you need a hand with that? -Yes, please. 252 00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:48,555 So, you got a big family, small family, no family? 253 00:13:48,657 --> 00:13:50,552 [both chuckle] 254 00:13:50,654 --> 00:13:53,591 No, it's just me and my sis. How about you? 255 00:13:53,693 --> 00:13:56,998 That's so lucky. No, there's seven of us. I'm the youngest. 256 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,997 My sister and I were born the same year. 257 00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:01,434 Irish twins, same grade, even, 258 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:05,103 so it was like, "You want a toy? Take it from somebody else." 259 00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:07,544 This is it, right? You coming with? 260 00:14:07,646 --> 00:14:09,075 Actually, if you wouldn't mind, 261 00:14:09,177 --> 00:14:11,045 you want to just bring him that package 262 00:14:11,148 --> 00:14:13,243 'cause Flint likes to know who's around here, 263 00:14:13,345 --> 00:14:15,443 so you could introduce yourself. 264 00:14:15,545 --> 00:14:17,446 Neighborly fellow, my kind of guy. 265 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,280 -Thanks for the tip. -[phone rings] 266 00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:22,554 Hey, oh, just one last-- 267 00:14:22,656 --> 00:14:25,086 -Hello, Charlotte, hello? -You might want to read the-- 268 00:14:25,188 --> 00:14:27,423 Hello? Hello? 269 00:14:27,525 --> 00:14:30,795 [stammers] Charlotte, hello? I can't-- 270 00:14:30,897 --> 00:14:32,734 You're good. 271 00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:36,574 Love, hello, can you hear me? 272 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,042 -Hell-- Ah, crap. -[phone beeps] 273 00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:45,242 [recording] Hi, this is Charlotte. Leave a message, bye. 274 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,244 Hi, Charlotte, it's me, it's Finn. 275 00:14:48,347 --> 00:14:49,753 Glad I'm finally getting through. 276 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,551 It's so hard to leave a voice mail. 277 00:14:51,653 --> 00:14:52,682 It's... 278 00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:56,092 I'll call you back. 279 00:14:59,365 --> 00:15:00,525 Mr. Flint? 280 00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:07,268 Mr. Flint? 281 00:15:17,275 --> 00:15:19,412 [ominous music playing] 282 00:15:57,984 --> 00:16:00,852 Oh! Oh-ho! 283 00:16:00,954 --> 00:16:03,126 Ha! Oh, man. 284 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,425 Oh! 285 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,060 You have 30 seconds to get the fuck off my property. 286 00:16:10,162 --> 00:16:12,202 I'm Ranger Wheeler. 287 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,831 You're way the hell out of your jurisdiction, Ranger. 288 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:19,142 -You see, I received a complaint from Dr. Ellis. -Regarding? 289 00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:23,875 Regarding concerns of possible commercial trapping. 290 00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:30,179 You can tell Dr. Stalin I make my living legally on my own fucking land. 291 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,054 It's called freedom. 292 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,255 As long as you're not doing it on US forest. 293 00:16:34,357 --> 00:16:38,223 I don't recognize your job, your stupid uniform, 294 00:16:38,325 --> 00:16:40,489 or the government you work for. 295 00:16:40,591 --> 00:16:42,325 You're down to 10 seconds, nine... 296 00:16:42,428 --> 00:16:44,992 -Oh, okay, yeah. Well... -Seven. 297 00:16:45,094 --> 00:16:47,603 Are you gonna keep counting? I left a package for you. 298 00:16:47,705 --> 00:16:50,708 Five, four, three. 299 00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:53,737 He's armed! He's heavily armed! 300 00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:57,940 -Thanks for handling my package. -Do you know this? Oh! 301 00:16:58,042 --> 00:17:02,380 He's not my kind of guy at all, which is the neighborly kind. 302 00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:05,285 -Are you hungry? -Huh? May-- I think. 303 00:17:05,388 --> 00:17:08,283 Yeah, this requires active measures. Come on. 304 00:17:08,385 --> 00:17:10,957 -I tried to warn you, but you were on your phone. -I was on my phone. 305 00:17:11,059 --> 00:17:14,065 [electricity powering up] 306 00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:21,235 I bring in their packages in the winter, 307 00:17:21,338 --> 00:17:26,273 so I have full access to the kitch kingdom. 308 00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:28,202 -[chuckles] Whoa. -Right? It's pretty great. 309 00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:29,372 Awesome. 310 00:17:29,475 --> 00:17:30,912 Do you want to put on a song? 311 00:17:31,014 --> 00:17:32,545 Oh, yeah, sure, on the jukebox? 312 00:17:32,647 --> 00:17:35,948 Yeah, and I'll see if there's something I can heat up. 313 00:17:36,050 --> 00:17:37,517 -Okay. -Okay. 314 00:17:42,155 --> 00:17:43,493 It's a lot of '90s. 315 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,494 [Cecily] Huh? 316 00:17:45,596 --> 00:17:48,594 There's a lot of '90-- I'm just going to put something on. 317 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,460 -[dings] -[powers up] 318 00:17:52,562 --> 00:17:54,337 ♪ Why do I bother ♪ 319 00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:57,766 - ♪ When you're Not the one for me? ♪ -[Cecily] Yes. 320 00:17:57,868 --> 00:18:00,270 -[door thuds] -[Cecily] I love this song! 321 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,244 ♪ Is enough enough? ♪ 322 00:18:02,346 --> 00:18:06,174 ♪ I saw the sign And it opened up my eyes ♪ 323 00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:11,916 ♪ I saw the sign Life is demanding Without understanding ♪ 324 00:18:12,018 --> 00:18:17,590 ♪ I saw the sign And it opened up my eyes I saw the sign ♪ 325 00:18:21,528 --> 00:18:24,427 So, what brings you to Beaverfield? 326 00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:26,764 Hard ball right from the top. 327 00:18:26,866 --> 00:18:30,632 -I had an incident at work. -Did you touch someone? 328 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:32,776 -No. -'Cause time's up, you too. 329 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:35,437 Yes, but I didn't touch anyone. 330 00:18:35,539 --> 00:18:38,044 -Do you want to show me on the soap bottle angel? -It's not about touching. 331 00:18:38,146 --> 00:18:39,610 I'm sorry, yes, go ahead. 332 00:18:39,713 --> 00:18:44,981 Some guys I know convinced me to fish Grout Pond 333 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:49,058 without a permit, and then they posted it to social media. 334 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:51,193 -I mean, can you believe it? -Dummies. 335 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,326 So a transfer was a way for me to keep my job. 336 00:18:53,428 --> 00:18:54,856 -And Charlotte thought-- -Charlotte? 337 00:18:54,958 --> 00:18:57,193 [stammers] Yes, Charlotte, my girlfriend. 338 00:18:57,295 --> 00:19:01,472 She thinks that this situation could be good for our relationship. 339 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:06,970 -How's that? -Well, you know, she thinks that I am too "available." 340 00:19:07,072 --> 00:19:09,872 Right, because women like men who aren't, ahem, there. 341 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,314 But, you know, I figure I won't need a whole year. 342 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,010 And maybe, assuming nobody better comes along... 343 00:19:17,085 --> 00:19:19,480 Your first kombucha? 344 00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:24,258 -Assuming that nobody better comes along-- -You'll get back together or? 345 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,261 Well, technically, we're not broken up. 346 00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:28,692 -Ah, but you're not living together? -No. 347 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:31,067 -You're not seeing each other? -Not currently. 348 00:19:31,169 --> 00:19:33,432 -You're not talking. -There's texting. 349 00:19:33,534 --> 00:19:36,040 And you're keeping your options open? 350 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:39,405 Because Charlotte thinks that-- Oh, my God. 351 00:19:39,507 --> 00:19:42,010 -I'm broken up, aren't I? -I think so. 352 00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:44,276 Want to do something violent? 353 00:19:44,378 --> 00:19:46,074 -[Finn] Ah! -[Cecily] Wow. 354 00:19:46,176 --> 00:19:48,517 I think it's an English axe, just weighted differently? 355 00:19:48,619 --> 00:19:51,321 -They use the metric system. -I think that's what it is. 356 00:19:52,856 --> 00:19:55,759 Oh! [kisses] 357 00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,924 God, that was beautiful. 358 00:19:58,026 --> 00:20:00,595 -I'm being hustled. -You are. I'm a shark and this is a long con. 359 00:20:00,697 --> 00:20:03,390 -Clearly. All right. -Welcome to your worst nightmare. 360 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:05,397 All right. 361 00:20:05,499 --> 00:20:07,705 -I'm Ranger Wheeler. -Hold on. 362 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:10,868 Before you do anything, recognize that you're holding a real murder weapon. 363 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:13,410 -Yes. Acknowledged. -And it requires some training. 364 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:14,537 Yes. 365 00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:17,047 So just try to flip it one time 366 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,316 and then land it on the second flip. 367 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,810 Just like a flip and then it lands on the second flip. 368 00:20:21,912 --> 00:20:23,480 -Yeah, okay. -Does that make sense? 369 00:20:23,582 --> 00:20:24,820 -Yeah. Yeah. -You got this? 370 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,015 Okay. You got this. 371 00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:30,960 -Oh, yes! -Oh, yes! 372 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,891 -Up high. -[chuckles] Yeah! 373 00:20:32,993 --> 00:20:36,760 -Down low. Too slow, oh. -How did I not see that one coming? 374 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,099 -Hustler. -How did you get into rangering? 375 00:20:39,201 --> 00:20:41,232 -Rangering? -Yeah. 376 00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:45,199 Yeah, that's what we call it, but you're going to freak, but I read that. 377 00:20:46,702 --> 00:20:50,143 -My butt? -N-No. 378 00:20:50,245 --> 00:20:51,609 -Yeah. Uh-huh. -Walden? 379 00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:53,312 -Are you serious? -Yeah, absolutely. 380 00:20:53,414 --> 00:20:55,682 -You poet. -Yeah, I was 15. 381 00:20:55,784 --> 00:20:58,181 -It changed my life. Yeah? -Yeah, it changed mine, too. 382 00:20:58,284 --> 00:21:00,918 Bet you've been to all the biggies, right? You've been to Sequoia? 383 00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:04,492 -Been to Sequoia, I've been to Kings Canyon. -Mm-hmm. 384 00:21:04,594 --> 00:21:07,021 -Been to Yellowstone? -I've been to Yellowstone. 385 00:21:07,123 --> 00:21:08,692 You know, I camped out a couple of nights 386 00:21:08,794 --> 00:21:10,432 -in Townshend on the way up. -Wow. 387 00:21:10,534 --> 00:21:13,137 Yeah. You ever been to Gallatin National Forest? 388 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:18,131 No, but I would really love to go. Yeah. 389 00:21:18,234 --> 00:21:22,938 You know, I feel, um, most myself outdoors. 390 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,947 -Yeah? -Yeah. It's a cool life you have. 391 00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:27,880 Yeah, I guess so. 392 00:21:27,982 --> 00:21:31,916 "A taste for the beautiful is most cultivated out of doors." 393 00:21:33,423 --> 00:21:34,885 -Walden? Yeah. -It's Walden. Yeah. 394 00:21:34,987 --> 00:21:38,125 ♪ I want to stand with you On a mountain ♪ 395 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:41,189 Hey, um, Ranger Finn. 396 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:45,360 Mailperson Cecily? 397 00:21:45,462 --> 00:21:50,636 -♪ I wanna lay Like this forever... ♪ -Can I kiss you? 398 00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:53,476 -♪ Until the sky... ♪ -[phone rings] 399 00:21:55,971 --> 00:21:58,908 I'm so sorry. Hello? Hello? 400 00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:01,045 -I'm so sorry. -Are you serious right now? 401 00:22:01,147 --> 00:22:05,081 -Hello? Charlotte? -Are you really answering a c-- Wow! 402 00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:08,525 Hello? Yeah, hey. Uh-huh, yeah. [mouths] I'm sorry. 403 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:12,792 -Unbelievable. -Yeah, no. [stammers] I'm just shopping. 404 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:15,364 [Cecily] Grow a pair. 405 00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:18,061 -[door opens] -Yeah, uh. Sorry. Wait, what? 406 00:22:19,035 --> 00:22:20,534 [door closes] 407 00:22:20,637 --> 00:22:23,033 Oh, no, you need the actual AAA card for that. 408 00:22:39,951 --> 00:22:45,060 Let's go outside and do our business. 409 00:22:45,162 --> 00:22:48,393 Yes, that's my Chachi. 410 00:22:48,495 --> 00:22:50,864 Yes, you are my good boy. 411 00:22:50,966 --> 00:22:51,997 Yes. 412 00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:56,374 -[yawns] Poo-poo potty, please. -[whimpers] 413 00:23:11,983 --> 00:23:15,184 -[footsteps approach] -[whimpering] 414 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,461 -[clatters] -[gasps] 415 00:23:19,556 --> 00:23:20,695 Chachi? 416 00:23:27,532 --> 00:23:28,637 Whoa, boy. 417 00:23:30,067 --> 00:23:33,367 Chachi, what in the heck--? [gasps] 418 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:41,419 -[heavy footsteps] -[gasps] 419 00:23:52,788 --> 00:23:54,729 Okay. Come on! 420 00:24:02,699 --> 00:24:07,643 [screams] 421 00:24:09,246 --> 00:24:12,341 [screaming continues] 422 00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:17,119 -Mrs. Anderton? -It's the damn devil that ate my baby. 423 00:24:17,221 --> 00:24:18,718 Devon found her like this. 424 00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:20,852 I have a triathlon in August so, you know, 425 00:24:20,954 --> 00:24:22,887 4:00 a.m. sprints, and I heard screaming. 426 00:24:22,989 --> 00:24:25,152 Well, the whole neighborhood heard screaming. 427 00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:27,823 I told you. I didn't need your help. 428 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:29,233 I'm going to go get a croissant. 429 00:24:29,335 --> 00:24:34,628 My baby. That monster killed my Chachi. 430 00:24:34,730 --> 00:24:37,741 I'm so sorry, I'm confused. Are we talking about a real baby? 431 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:40,707 Because if that's the case, oh, my God, but if not, it's a dog. 432 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:42,980 For God's sake, Joaquin, show a little respect. 433 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,309 It's Joaquim with an M. 434 00:24:45,411 --> 00:24:47,911 I don't mean to be rude, Pete, but your dog only barked at Jews. 435 00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:49,649 And brown people, no carbs for you. 436 00:24:49,751 --> 00:24:53,815 [pants] There's something out there. 437 00:24:53,917 --> 00:24:55,119 Probably just a coyote. 438 00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:00,426 Or a possum, hon. 439 00:25:00,528 --> 00:25:01,731 Those are scary, huh? 440 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:02,926 No! 441 00:25:03,028 --> 00:25:04,699 I'm so sorry for your loss, Trish, 442 00:25:04,801 --> 00:25:06,865 but everything in these woods eats little dogs. 443 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:08,501 -I can't get on the internet! -Calm down. 444 00:25:08,603 --> 00:25:10,200 What do you think, Dr. Ellis? 445 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,141 Hi. 446 00:25:18,783 --> 00:25:22,619 Uh, it's a little too early to tell, Mrs. Sherman, 447 00:25:22,721 --> 00:25:25,454 mainly because I literally don't know what's going on. 448 00:25:25,556 --> 00:25:29,225 Hi, everyone. I'm Dr. Ellis, Jane. 449 00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,123 I'm here to stop the pipeline. 450 00:25:31,225 --> 00:25:35,566 A prominent environmentalist who's staying here with us. 451 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:38,192 -Oh, Dr. Ellis. I got your-- -[Cecily] Oh, my God. 452 00:25:38,294 --> 00:25:40,233 The power's out, like, everywhere. 453 00:25:40,335 --> 00:25:41,970 [Trisha wailing] 454 00:25:42,072 --> 00:25:43,538 Oh, no. 455 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,206 Our poor Chachi left us this morning. 456 00:25:46,308 --> 00:25:48,238 Come here. Oh. 457 00:25:49,348 --> 00:25:52,080 -Sorry, Trish. -I'm sorry, too. 458 00:25:52,182 --> 00:25:54,212 Okay, everyone. 459 00:25:54,314 --> 00:25:57,544 I'm gonna go to town and get the backup generators going, 460 00:25:57,646 --> 00:26:00,114 log Chachi's death, and get you back on the internet. 461 00:26:00,216 --> 00:26:01,553 -[car horn honks] -[music blaring] 462 00:26:01,655 --> 00:26:03,719 Oh, my goodness. What now? 463 00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:04,989 -Jeanine! -Yeah. 464 00:26:05,091 --> 00:26:07,126 You got to let us in. Our shitter's broke. 465 00:26:07,228 --> 00:26:11,099 Hey, yo, just so you know that the streets is all storm-fucked. 466 00:26:11,201 --> 00:26:12,834 Storm-fucked. 467 00:26:12,936 --> 00:26:14,995 -What did she just say? -[Jeanine] I think he said... 468 00:26:15,097 --> 00:26:17,069 -Storm-fucked. -Yeah. 469 00:26:17,934 --> 00:26:19,767 I'll be right back. 470 00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,910 [ominous music] 471 00:26:33,859 --> 00:26:34,922 Oh. 472 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,696 Heavens to Betsy. 473 00:27:38,619 --> 00:27:41,219 Heavens to Betsy. 474 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,638 What is...? 475 00:28:13,686 --> 00:28:14,725 Holy sh--! 476 00:28:21,196 --> 00:28:26,102 [Jeanine] Ranger, you look like you just seen a corpse. 477 00:28:26,204 --> 00:28:28,095 You're right. 478 00:28:28,197 --> 00:28:31,601 Uh... the roads are effed. 479 00:28:31,703 --> 00:28:34,534 -Yeah, we just said that. -Yeah, no shit, dummy. We said it. 480 00:28:34,636 --> 00:28:37,410 And something's wrong with the generator. 481 00:28:37,512 --> 00:28:39,415 Which generator? 482 00:28:39,517 --> 00:28:41,481 -All of them. -Wait, what? 483 00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:46,153 -What does that mean? -Looks like somebody went at them with a knife. 484 00:28:46,255 --> 00:28:49,153 -What the hell do you mean a knife? -[overlapping voices] 485 00:28:49,255 --> 00:28:52,056 [stammers] Is that what killed my Chachi? 486 00:28:52,158 --> 00:28:54,131 Might we put the horror leash away? 487 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,491 What kind of animal is smart enough to go slashing all the generators, 488 00:28:57,593 --> 00:28:59,297 but stupid enough to eat your stupid Chachi? 489 00:28:59,399 --> 00:29:01,597 -You're over the line, Wolfson! -Use your inside voice! 490 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:04,937 I'll use whatever voice I want! Maybe I'll use my outside voice! 491 00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:07,142 Okay, well, if the power grid is out, 492 00:29:07,244 --> 00:29:09,836 it's gonna take at least a week for the power to get back up. 493 00:29:09,938 --> 00:29:14,776 -A week? -Uh, also, there's a dead body under your porch. 494 00:29:14,879 --> 00:29:16,754 [sobbing] 495 00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:24,856 [stammers] I didn't want to leave him on the... 496 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,855 So I left him on the table. 497 00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:30,658 [wailing] 498 00:29:35,632 --> 00:29:38,171 [Marcus] Aw, shit. That's your husband, ain't it? 499 00:29:38,273 --> 00:29:40,341 [Gwen] Didn't get to Belize after all, huh, Dave? 500 00:29:40,443 --> 00:29:41,603 [Joaquim gasps] 501 00:29:42,813 --> 00:29:45,472 -Ugh! -This is definitely a canine. 502 00:29:45,574 --> 00:29:47,778 -How do you know? -Probably a wolf. 503 00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,710 What are you, like, a wolf detective now, Marcus? I don't think so. 504 00:29:50,812 --> 00:29:52,889 He's right. The leg muscles have been severed. 505 00:29:52,991 --> 00:29:55,185 [Parker] That's how canine's immobilize their prey. 506 00:29:55,287 --> 00:29:57,686 Accurate assessment for a gas man. 507 00:29:57,788 --> 00:30:00,495 Well, I used to do a little brown bear hunting in Siberia. 508 00:30:00,597 --> 00:30:02,062 It's a beautiful animal. 509 00:30:02,164 --> 00:30:04,668 [Marcus] Yo, lady, you a wolf detective, though? 510 00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:06,493 [Joaquim] Really good, Marcus. Close, no. 511 00:30:06,595 --> 00:30:08,671 -She studies animals... -No, thanks. 512 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,664 [Sam] A teetotaler? Suit yourself. 513 00:30:10,766 --> 00:30:12,675 Well, I'd-- I'd take some if you'd be so kind. 514 00:30:12,777 --> 00:30:14,304 -[Trisha grunts] -[Parker] I would be. 515 00:30:14,406 --> 00:30:18,238 What happened to Dave? It's just so awful. 516 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:21,015 Anyway, um, lady doctor, 517 00:30:21,117 --> 00:30:24,087 do you think what got Dave also got my Chachi? 518 00:30:24,189 --> 00:30:26,751 If you'll excuse me, I need to go compare these fur samples. 519 00:30:26,853 --> 00:30:28,383 [Trisha sobs] Peter. 520 00:30:28,485 --> 00:30:30,223 He don't stink 'cause he froze up. 521 00:30:30,325 --> 00:30:32,394 -Maybe we should just take it inside. -[all] Yeah. 522 00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:36,361 -That's really disgusting. -[Trisha] Now one body, there's two bodies. 523 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:41,496 [Parker] Nothing's gonna get down that mountain but a snowplow. 524 00:30:41,598 --> 00:30:43,432 [Cecily] Does Beaverfield have a snowplow? 525 00:30:43,534 --> 00:30:45,833 -[Gwen] Fuck, yeah, we do. -[Cecily] Good. 526 00:30:45,935 --> 00:30:49,079 [Gwen] I just need that starter and fuel injector I ordered. 527 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:53,209 -[Cecily] Oh. -[Jeanine] Oh, there's a wild animal out there 528 00:30:53,311 --> 00:30:56,952 and I don't wanna say it out loud, 529 00:30:57,054 --> 00:31:02,217 but who knows who or when it's going to kill next? 530 00:31:02,319 --> 00:31:04,420 When she's going to kill next. 531 00:31:04,522 --> 00:31:07,225 -I do not find that funny. -Hey, hey, hey. 532 00:31:07,328 --> 00:31:09,293 -[Trisha] It's a little funny. -I have an idea. 533 00:31:09,396 --> 00:31:11,799 This Flint guy, he's an expert hunter, right? 534 00:31:11,901 --> 00:31:13,795 -Oh, yeah. -You could say that. 535 00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:17,106 -Well, maybe we pay him a visit-- -Kill the damn thing? 536 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:21,069 Actually, I was going to say, maybe h-he could trap it? 537 00:31:21,171 --> 00:31:23,772 [overlapping voices] 538 00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:26,815 You can't go by yourself, man. That psycho, he's nuts. 539 00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:29,318 -You could come with me. -No, I'm good. 540 00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:30,553 Anyone else? 541 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,254 We're trying to have a baby. 542 00:31:32,356 --> 00:31:35,224 -[Jeanine] And my husband is dead. -[Trisha] And Chachi also. 543 00:31:35,326 --> 00:31:36,586 Cecily? 544 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,459 He can probably only eat one of us at a time. 545 00:31:42,993 --> 00:31:44,935 Uh... 546 00:31:45,037 --> 00:31:47,735 If we had some snowshoes, we'd be killing this walk. 547 00:31:47,837 --> 00:31:49,599 We get it, you love snowshoes. 548 00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:54,469 Yeah. Thanks for coming with me. 549 00:31:54,571 --> 00:31:57,773 It's really... really cool of you. 550 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:01,250 Cool? Is it cool of me in like "a friend way cool of me"? 551 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:03,945 Or is it cool of me in like "a girl you almost make out with, 552 00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:08,291 but then don't because your ex-girlfriend calls" cool of me way? 553 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:11,353 -Look, last night-- -No, Finn, it's fine. You're not over your ex. 554 00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:12,992 Let's not make a thing out of it. 555 00:32:13,094 --> 00:32:14,797 Well, no, you're wrong. You know? 556 00:32:14,899 --> 00:32:19,299 Last night was very, very big for me. 557 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:22,103 In like a sad way 'cause you were with the wrong girl? 558 00:32:22,205 --> 00:32:25,465 [stammers] No, because I was with the right girl. 559 00:32:25,567 --> 00:32:28,706 One who's smart and beautiful. 560 00:32:28,808 --> 00:32:29,807 True. 561 00:32:29,909 --> 00:32:31,105 And interesting. 562 00:32:31,207 --> 00:32:32,207 I'm listening. 563 00:32:32,309 --> 00:32:34,979 Look, I blew it, okay? 564 00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:38,118 There's no denying that. 565 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:41,616 And it's not because I love Charlotte still. 566 00:32:41,719 --> 00:32:46,788 [stammers] It's because-- I don't know why. 567 00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:54,735 Finn, you're a really likable guy, and that's great. 568 00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:56,701 A lot of people like you. 569 00:32:56,803 --> 00:33:00,710 Not to sound too heteronormative, but maybe Charlotte's right. 570 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,043 Maybe you should man up, you know? 571 00:33:03,145 --> 00:33:04,981 Grow a beard, hair on your chest, 572 00:33:05,083 --> 00:33:07,576 chug a beer, yell at someone smaller than you. 573 00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:09,879 I don't know, yell things like, "Respect me." 574 00:33:09,982 --> 00:33:12,585 I don't know what men do. I try not to hang out with them much. 575 00:33:12,687 --> 00:33:16,156 [Sam] You do realize that we are prepared to double the offer? 576 00:33:16,258 --> 00:33:18,328 [Devon] I don't care if you triple the offer. 577 00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:22,432 We moved up here for scenery, not your construction scheme. No. 578 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:25,993 [Joaquim] And scenery requires having a forest, which you don't F up. 579 00:33:26,095 --> 00:33:28,739 [Pete] Well, you're really effing up our people's dreams. 580 00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,833 [Devon] Yeah, well, too bad, Pete. 581 00:33:30,935 --> 00:33:33,703 [Marcus] Shit, I guess Trish don't get her craft store, huh? 582 00:33:33,805 --> 00:33:36,836 [Gwen] Craft store? What about our freaking money? 583 00:33:36,938 --> 00:33:38,882 -[Marcus] I don't know. -[Gwen] Go ask. Ask. 584 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:43,916 Yo, P-Parker, so Gwen and I, we want money. 585 00:33:44,018 --> 00:33:48,057 [Parker] Oh, sorry, Marcus, if the vote ain't unanimous, no one gets nothing, 586 00:33:48,159 --> 00:33:50,950 unless you can convince your neighbors otherwise. 587 00:33:51,052 --> 00:33:54,062 [Devon] Are you deaf? We are not going to sell. 588 00:33:54,164 --> 00:33:55,888 -Sorry, neighbors. -[Gwen] You both suck. 589 00:33:55,991 --> 00:33:57,730 -[Devon] I suck? -[Pete] You don't belong here! 590 00:33:57,832 --> 00:33:59,726 [all arguing] 591 00:33:59,828 --> 00:34:01,397 [Pete] You're liberal snowflakes. 592 00:34:01,499 --> 00:34:03,172 [Marcus] Y'all city slickers suck. 593 00:34:04,742 --> 00:34:07,570 -[knock on door] -Yeah. 594 00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:10,904 You got everything you, um, need, Doctor? 595 00:34:11,006 --> 00:34:15,147 Dr. Ellis-- do I call you Doctor or Dr. Jane or...? 596 00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:17,152 Jeanine, I have everything I need. 597 00:34:17,254 --> 00:34:19,146 Thank you so much for letting me set up shop here. 598 00:34:19,248 --> 00:34:20,815 Okay. 599 00:34:20,917 --> 00:34:24,092 -You got enough power? -Yep. I work in the woods. 600 00:34:24,194 --> 00:34:27,592 -I've got some batteries. -Okay, okay. Oh. 601 00:34:28,699 --> 00:34:30,628 -Jeanine? -Okay. 602 00:34:32,897 --> 00:34:35,305 I'm going to find out what killed your dead husband. 603 00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:38,473 I have excellent samples, and I'm going to get answers for you. 604 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:40,740 Uh, okay. 605 00:34:40,842 --> 00:34:42,409 [tense music] 606 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,482 [door closes] 607 00:34:52,788 --> 00:34:54,322 [whirring] 608 00:35:00,792 --> 00:35:03,463 -Do you want me to knock or...? -No, I got it. 609 00:35:08,036 --> 00:35:09,599 -Are you scared? -No. 610 00:35:09,701 --> 00:35:11,466 -'Cause I can hear your tummy. -I'm not. 611 00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:14,309 -Are you? -No, I'm punk. 612 00:35:15,874 --> 00:35:18,040 -You're in a punk band? -I was in high school, yeah. 613 00:35:18,143 --> 00:35:20,642 We were called Megalodons 'cause our lead singer's name was Meg. 614 00:35:20,744 --> 00:35:22,416 -That's so cool! -I know. I played-- 615 00:35:26,287 --> 00:35:29,519 Either of you care to illuminate 616 00:35:29,621 --> 00:35:31,854 what the hell happened to my generator? 617 00:35:35,325 --> 00:35:37,962 [Finn] Uh, so... 618 00:35:38,064 --> 00:35:40,369 In conclusion, 619 00:35:40,471 --> 00:35:44,968 what we're asking is that you track this thing down and-- 620 00:35:45,070 --> 00:35:46,143 Kill it? 621 00:35:46,940 --> 00:35:50,378 [laughs] 622 00:35:54,014 --> 00:35:56,417 -No. -Okay. 623 00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:58,747 Thank you for your time. You've made yourself clear. 624 00:35:58,849 --> 00:36:01,215 We're just going to get out of your beard. 625 00:36:01,317 --> 00:36:05,355 Mr. Flint, I understand that you're proud of being tucked away 626 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:07,691 in the outskirts of this town, 627 00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:11,829 but, you know, you're still a part of this town. 628 00:36:11,931 --> 00:36:14,896 This thing is killing people in the place where you live, 629 00:36:14,998 --> 00:36:17,773 and the people of this town, everybody's going, 630 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:20,934 "How the-- How the heck 631 00:36:21,036 --> 00:36:23,547 are we going to get rid of this monster?" 632 00:36:24,316 --> 00:36:28,179 You know what? Everybody, every single one of them, 633 00:36:28,281 --> 00:36:29,677 they all voted for you. 634 00:36:29,779 --> 00:36:31,347 -It was really led by you. -Cecily. 635 00:36:31,449 --> 00:36:33,047 Don't touch that, please. 636 00:36:35,522 --> 00:36:39,255 -Mr. Flint, Emerson. -Emerson Flint. 637 00:36:39,357 --> 00:36:42,623 People are afraid, and, you know, no matter what their differences are, 638 00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:46,102 people deserve to feel safe. 639 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,437 I guess what we're asking is that you... 640 00:36:50,569 --> 00:36:55,270 you be a good neighbor, you know? 641 00:36:55,372 --> 00:36:57,077 Like Mr. Rogers. 642 00:36:57,179 --> 00:36:59,310 -Hey, I love him. -Yeah. 643 00:36:59,412 --> 00:37:02,450 -Mr. Rogers, huh? -Yeah. 644 00:37:05,547 --> 00:37:06,619 Who's that? 645 00:37:07,384 --> 00:37:08,423 [both] Hmm? 646 00:37:09,556 --> 00:37:12,829 It was all Jeanine's story, you know, 647 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:16,761 Dave running off and whatnot. 648 00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:20,960 Welcome to Beaverfield. Population: bunch of liars. 649 00:37:21,062 --> 00:37:23,268 What are you suggesting, Mrs. Anderton? 650 00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:26,065 Pete, you and Dave were tight. 651 00:37:26,168 --> 00:37:28,637 Did he ever say anything about going to Belize? 652 00:37:28,739 --> 00:37:30,608 Nope, but you know what's weird? 653 00:37:30,711 --> 00:37:32,576 Jeanine's against your pipeline, Mr. Parker, 654 00:37:32,678 --> 00:37:34,444 but Dave was really excited about it. 655 00:37:34,546 --> 00:37:36,777 -[Trisha] Mm-hmm. -Huh. 656 00:37:36,879 --> 00:37:38,979 Wait, y'all aren't saying that-- 657 00:37:39,081 --> 00:37:41,983 We just don't know for sure, now, do we? 658 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:44,455 Shit. You know what I can't get out of my head? 659 00:37:44,557 --> 00:37:46,519 -[Trisha] Language. -Tell me. 660 00:37:46,621 --> 00:37:50,362 All of the generators are just conveniently mangled by some animal? 661 00:37:50,464 --> 00:37:52,259 -Fuck off. -[Trisha] Language. 662 00:37:52,361 --> 00:37:56,835 Somebody did this, a legitimately maladjusted somebody. 663 00:37:56,937 --> 00:37:59,835 Mm, I don't know. Dr. Ellis did say it was an animal. 664 00:37:59,937 --> 00:38:02,139 -I mean, there was all those hairs. -Mm. 665 00:38:02,241 --> 00:38:06,844 Well, we definitely have some unknown knowns and some known unknowns. 666 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:12,178 [scoffs] What's known is that animals don't sabotage generators, 667 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:16,517 but guess what is covered in hair and totally can? 668 00:38:16,619 --> 00:38:19,857 A werewolf! [gasps] 669 00:38:19,959 --> 00:38:22,799 No. No. Again, I wasn't-- I wasn't going to say that. 670 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,334 I was going to say... 671 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:27,766 Emerson Flint. 672 00:38:28,902 --> 00:38:31,201 [Finn] "It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood"? 673 00:38:31,303 --> 00:38:32,538 King Friday? 674 00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:34,639 He's a man that plays with puppets, you know? 675 00:38:34,742 --> 00:38:36,973 -The land of make-believe? -I don't think so. 676 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:42,376 [Finn] Mr. Flint, I'm convinced this thing is going to kill again, and-- 677 00:38:42,478 --> 00:38:43,518 Finn. 678 00:38:47,825 --> 00:38:49,686 [Cecily] Chachi. 679 00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:52,224 -Oh, my God. -[Flint] I know, I know. 680 00:38:52,326 --> 00:38:54,929 I'm not your man. Get out. 681 00:38:55,031 --> 00:38:56,831 Understood. Uh... 682 00:38:56,933 --> 00:39:00,100 We're probably just going to head back to the Inn, save some lives. 683 00:39:00,202 --> 00:39:01,831 -Make a soup. -Mm-hmm. 684 00:39:01,934 --> 00:39:03,737 [Finn] I'd die for one of Jeanine's sandwiches. 685 00:39:03,839 --> 00:39:05,671 -[Cecily] I don't want to die. -I don't want to die either. 686 00:39:05,773 --> 00:39:07,771 -That would be terrible. [babbling] -Good night. 687 00:39:07,873 --> 00:39:10,608 -[Cecily] Oh, gosh. -We have to just push. 688 00:39:10,710 --> 00:39:13,279 -Is it jammed? -You want to leave? 689 00:39:13,382 --> 00:39:18,178 -Uh... -It's fine. [babbling] 690 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,189 It's not opening. I'm going in both directions. 691 00:39:20,291 --> 00:39:22,224 You go ahead, please. Don't. Spare me. 692 00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:23,690 [Finn] Oh, please don't. Oh, please! 693 00:39:26,389 --> 00:39:28,130 -Please don't bother with the lock. -Spare me [there]. 694 00:39:28,232 --> 00:39:29,361 [Think] I couldn't do that myself? 695 00:39:29,464 --> 00:39:30,800 I could have gotten that myself. 696 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,965 But I appreciate it. 697 00:39:33,068 --> 00:39:34,998 -He's definitely the murderer. -Keep your voice down, be normal. 698 00:39:43,478 --> 00:39:46,448 -Hurry! Get warm. -What happened? 699 00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:48,817 -[Trisha] What did he say? -Emerson killed Chachi. 700 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:50,950 [all] What? 701 00:39:51,053 --> 00:39:53,283 [stammers] Hold on a minute. We don't know that for sure, Cecily. 702 00:39:53,385 --> 00:39:56,618 Does that mean he killed Dave? Does that mean he killed my husband? 703 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,391 He had Chachi's collar. 704 00:39:58,493 --> 00:40:00,897 -[wailing] -She does this a lot. 705 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,730 [No!] That's the collar. 706 00:40:04,661 --> 00:40:09,803 That bastard man. 707 00:40:09,905 --> 00:40:13,071 -Okay, okay! Shh! It's all right. It's all right. -Peter! 708 00:40:13,174 --> 00:40:15,836 She's just happy to have some closure, and now we finally got it. 709 00:40:15,939 --> 00:40:18,274 -It's Emerson. -[bells jingle] 710 00:40:18,376 --> 00:40:21,410 -Chachi just got his wings. Dave, too. -[Cecily] Sorry, Trish. 711 00:40:21,512 --> 00:40:23,678 Hey, Jeanine, what do you say we open up a nice bottle of wine, huh? 712 00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:25,120 -No! -[Pete] Okay. 713 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,852 [Jeanine] Oh! Uh-- Uh, okay. 714 00:40:26,954 --> 00:40:29,490 -Well, maybe not that one, Pete. -You want some, Gwen. 715 00:40:29,592 --> 00:40:31,627 You're not one to turn away a spicy red. 716 00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:34,289 -[Gwen] Why you fuckin' touch my ass?! -[Pete] Whoa, okay. 717 00:40:34,391 --> 00:40:36,122 [Gwen] Keep your hands to yourself, or I'll cut them off. 718 00:40:36,224 --> 00:40:37,332 [Pete] Must be that time of the month. 719 00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:38,532 [Marcus] Don't touch my wife's ass. 720 00:40:38,634 --> 00:40:39,863 [Jeanine] Can I make anybody a sandwich? 721 00:40:39,966 --> 00:40:41,267 -[Marcus] I'll take one. -[Gwen] No, you won't. 722 00:40:41,369 --> 00:40:42,769 [Trisha] Me, I want one. 723 00:40:52,476 --> 00:40:54,517 [cries] 724 00:41:03,622 --> 00:41:05,185 -[screams] -Oh, my God, 725 00:41:05,288 --> 00:41:08,459 that was an absolutely horrible sound you made. 726 00:41:08,561 --> 00:41:11,026 Dr. Ellis, are you okay? 727 00:41:11,129 --> 00:41:14,633 Did you find the answers now? That was fast. 728 00:41:14,735 --> 00:41:17,166 [Ellis] I compared the DNA samples. 729 00:41:19,509 --> 00:41:21,475 The hairs from both Dave's body 730 00:41:21,577 --> 00:41:24,479 and Chachi's little outfit are a match. 731 00:41:24,582 --> 00:41:26,846 Everything about this predator is unorthodox. 732 00:41:29,614 --> 00:41:30,718 It's not human. 733 00:41:32,580 --> 00:41:34,854 It's canine, but there are no matches in the database. 734 00:41:34,956 --> 00:41:37,485 I'm going to keep running tests, but for now, 735 00:41:37,587 --> 00:41:49,964 what I can tell you is I don't know what this thing is.