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-All I can see is they're flicking--
-Mom, Mom.

2
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-Hey, honey.
-Can we talk in the hall?

3
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Yeah.

4
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Just one sec.

5
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Wait, what? What is it?
Is everything okay?

6
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I'm in love, Mom.

7
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Shut up. Who?

8
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-Bella.
-Who?

9
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The girl leading the dances.

10
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I know she's old,
but I think she's in love with me too.

11
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Okay.

12
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-Are we sure, babe?
-Yes.

13
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Okay.

14
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Sure, sure?

15
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-Yes.
-Okay.

16
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-I'll be right back.
-Where are you going?

17
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-I'll meet you in the car.
-Where you going?

18
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Just go to the car, please.

19
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-Andrew! Superstar!
-Hi.

20
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You and I worked up a sweat tonight, huh?

21
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Yeah, I guess we did.

22
00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,434
Do you think I will ever see you again?

23
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Maybe for a date?

24
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I know I'm young,
but maybe we can, like, look--

25
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I mean--

26
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Maybe we can just, like--

27
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I'm sorry, I'm really nervous.

28
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Well, this is the most flattered
I've ever felt.

29
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But…

30
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I'm old.

31
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-I actually need that.
-I need it.

32
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The hell you doing?

33
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My baby's heartbroken.

34
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What are you gonna do?

35
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Kiss you.

36
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After college.

37
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Answer my question.

38
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I did. I'm going to kiss you after college

39
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because I've decided
I'm going to Barcelona with you.

40
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That's not funny.

41
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You're super drunk.

42
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No, I'm not.

43
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Okay.

44
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Just tell me what you're gonna do.

45
00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,124
I've told you what I'm gonna do.

46
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I'm gonna go home,

47
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and I'm gonna find
a really great nonprofit to work at.

48
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So, you just want, like,
chili on the corn dog?

49
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Do you want it, like, as a dipping sauce,
or do you really want it on the corn dog?

50
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Hey, Maya. This is Andrew.

51
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Hello, Maya. This is Andrew.

52
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I'm at Meat Sticks right now,
bored out of my mind,

53
00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:43,362
and I'm thinking of you, and I hope
you're having a nice time in Barcelona.

54
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Did you ask your brother about tonight?

55
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No, I forgot.

56
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Ask me what?

57
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To take me to a bat mitzvah party.

58
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Well, where is it, little punk?

59
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Space Events in Englewood.

60
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Thank you, little punk.

61
00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:58,001
It's Cath's daughter, Pheeb.
Macy's sister.

62
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Cath hates me right now,
so I'm not gonna go.

63
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But I sent money.

64
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,256
Is Macy in town?

65
00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:04,007
Yeah. I saw her at the service.

66
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,968
I told her you were here. You should go.

67
00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,177
She'd be thrilled.

68
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Would that cramp your style?

69
00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:10,889
-No.
-No.

70
00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,474
Do you have a crush on Phoebe?

71
00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:13,559
No.

72
00:07:13,642 --> 00:07:15,853
If she looks anything like Macy,
you're a fucking liar.

73
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,605
-Language, buddy.
-It's fine, Greg. I'm 12.

74
00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:21,191
He doesn't have crushes.
He has a girlfriend.

75
00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:22,484
Shut the hell up.

76
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:23,944
You have a girlfriend?

77
00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:26,780
Girlfriend and puberty?
Puberty and a girlfriend?

78
00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,615
-Yes.
-Margaret.

79
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Mar--

80
00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,537
-Fuck off. That is like--
-No, uh-uh. No, Andrew.

81
00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:35,789
We're not in a Tulane dormitory
right now, okay?

82
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,751
Yes, you're right. Sorry.
We're in a 60-year-old's bachelor pad.

83
00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,003
No cursing.

84
00:07:41,587 --> 00:07:42,921
I'm just kidding.

85
00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,464
Kidding.

86
00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:47,467
My mom did a great job redecorating.

87
00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:50,470
Yeah. She sure did.

88
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,017
Why does Cath hate you?

89
00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,102
I had a moment last week.

90
00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,980
Your mother had a…

91
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,524
manic episode.

92
00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,285
Greg, I feel like your purpose on Earth
is to make things weird.

93
00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:15,871
Do you?

94
00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:17,039
Yeah.

95
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:19,917
All right. Let me take a look at you.

96
00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,252
Looking sharp.

97
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,923
Wait. Turn around. Let me see something.

98
00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:28,175
Spank.

99
00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,928
I can't believe you're crashing
my little sister's bat mitzvah.

100
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,929
I know. I didn't even go to the service.

101
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,347
I'm here 'cause my mom's skipping,

102
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,183
and David needs a family member
with him at all times.

103
00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,809
-That's not true.
-I'm just kidding.

104
00:08:38,894 --> 00:08:40,145
Is your mom okay?

105
00:08:40,979 --> 00:08:43,315
Yes. Yeah.
I didn't really hear what happened.

106
00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:44,983
Yeah, neither did I.

107
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,235
I think she's okay.

108
00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,487
"Is Cath okay?"
is the more important question.

109
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Cath is great.

110
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,658
She loves your mom.
She loves every mom, really.

111
00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:56,370
Except this one crazy one
that used to sub at Newark.

112
00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,748
And apparently, she fucked Mr. Charlebois
in the cafeteria bathroom.

113
00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,626
Mr. Charlebois our principal?

114
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,629
I forgot you were here. Fuck.
I keep forgetting I'm around children.

115
00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,596
Pheeb starting off strong
with the innocuous games theme.

116
00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,140
You know, it was going to be
"Under the Sea with Pheeb,"

117
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,600
but she had to call a last-minute audible

118
00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,478
'cause her bitch friend, Gigi Rothman,
is obsessed with Little Mermaid,

119
00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,063
and she forced her to change it.

120
00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:24,731
-What a bitch.
-Bitch.

121
00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:26,441
-Bitch.
-Yeah.

122
00:09:26,525 --> 00:09:28,277
Do you have a job now or…

123
00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,196
We're not allowed to talk about jobs
at the bat mitzvah party, actually.

124
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,366
Okay. So you either don't have a job
or you have a bad job.

125
00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,660
-I have a bad job. Yeah.
-Yeah, see?

126
00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:41,039
It's the crazy mom.

127
00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,500
That's the mom I was just talking about.

128
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:47,713
I am looking at a high schooler
with her stunning French au pair.

129
00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,090
That's a mom and her kid.

130
00:09:50,174 --> 00:09:52,467
So she was, like, a tween mom maybe.

131
00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:54,970
No, that kid's in David
and Phoebe's grade.

132
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:58,390
I think she's autistic or something.
So, her mom had her start school late.

133
00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,435
That's just terrible for both of them.

134
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,270
Cath thinks she smokes crack.

135
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,438
The autistic girl?

136
00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,523
Can I have a vodka cranberry, please?

137
00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,318
No, actually, can I get a vodka soda?

138
00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,403
Actually, no. Vodka cranberry.

139
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:18,452
Thirteen! Let's do this!

140
00:10:20,579 --> 00:10:21,872
Let's go.

141
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:26,293
Come on, everybody. There we go.

142
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,378
Come on, Phoebe.
That's it. You'll be great.

143
00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,172
Getting it started.

144
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,345
Oh, no.

145
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:39,932
Uh-oh. Here comes Mom. Take cover.

146
00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:46,188
Go, Mom!

147
00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,443
Move that thang. Yeah.

148
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,537
Boys. What's going on over here?

149
00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,164
Are we not gonna--
Are we not gonna dance at some point?

150
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:07,292
What about you, sir? Don't you have
a girlfriend you should be dancing with?

151
00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,627
I don't really talk to her.

152
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,671
Great.

153
00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,006
What about you, Rod?
You seem like a real shot of life.

154
00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,675
Why are you not on the floor?
Do you not dance?

155
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,677
I can dance. This music just sucks.

156
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,470
I agree with you. I really agree with you.

157
00:11:19,054 --> 00:11:22,224
Is there a song
that would get you dancing?

158
00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,102
"Fooly Cooly" by BoyBand.

159
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,312
If I get DJ Rich to play that song,

160
00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:30,023
do you promise that you will
dance your freaking butt off?

161
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:32,609
Yes. That'd be so freaking hype.

162
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,368
Nice work. You want me to beat you
in tic-tac-toe?

163
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,204
Or do you wanna mingle a little bit?

164
00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:46,331
You wanna head home?

165
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,500
You're not going to beat me.

166
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:50,002
I think I'm gonna beat you.

167
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,796
I think I'm gonna kick your cute ass.

168
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,508
Shit! Come on. Play the song, baby!

169
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,308
Do you wanna be X's or O's?

170
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,559
-O's.
-X's.

171
00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:07,603
Hi, honey.

172
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,315
-I haven't seen you in such a long time.
-I know.

173
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,524
I wish your mom was here.

174
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,152
-I will tell her you said that.
-Please do.

175
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,653
Did you get a job yet?

176
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:20,824
Your daughter asked me the same question,
and I don't have a great answer.

177
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:25,621
But you don't have a party starter
here tonight, so that is my job.

178
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:26,914
And it'll be free of charge.

179
00:12:26,997 --> 00:12:29,082
We thought DJ Rich would be enough, so…

180
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,877
You were super wrong,
'cause he's really bad at his job.

181
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,130
But it's okay because,
table four, I have a question.

182
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:37,466
Do we like the song called "Funky Town"?

183
00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:42,054
We shouldn't go dance, should we?

184
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,474
-We definitely should not do that. Yeah.
-Are you sure?

185
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:49,520
You can put your headphones on,
and we can just go in the corner.

186
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,272
Nobody's dancing with their mother
with headphones on.

187
00:12:52,356 --> 00:12:55,359
Hey. Do you two dance?

188
00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,570
Sometimes.

189
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,406
But we're not feeling it right now.

190
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,825
So maybe in a bit.

191
00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:05,702
Amazing. Well, yeah, no rush at all.

192
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:10,082
But, tonight is the night, so…

193
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,001
What night?

194
00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,294
Did you say "what night"?

195
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:16,839
No, I did not. My mother did.

196
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,049
What's your mother's name?

197
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,342
Her name is Domino.

198
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,760
Domino. I'm Andrew.

199
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,970
Hi, Andrew.

200
00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:24,680
Can I ask your name?

201
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:25,764
Lola.

202
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,224
Your name is Lola?

203
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:30,477
That's literally
my favorite name of all time.

204
00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,771
My mother, Domino, named me.

205
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,817
Well, Domino, to answer your question--

206
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:38,861
What was your question?

207
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:43,574
You said, "Tonight's the night."
And I said, "What night?"

208
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:46,577
Tonight is the night
that you and Lola dance your booties off.

209
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,080
There is no rush at all. No hurry.

210
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,917
Just know that nobody on the dance floor
is gonna have nearly as much fun

211
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,503
if you guys aren't there, so…

212
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,175
I don't know how to moonwalk.

213
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,113
Yeah!

214
00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:28,368
Go, Pheeb!

215
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,306
Hey.

216
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,266
Hi.

217
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,310
What are you gonna get?

218
00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,438
I am gonna try to find something

219
00:14:56,522 --> 00:15:00,317
that will give me some courage
to ask Lola to slow dance.

220
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,362
That is very sweet, but she won't dance.

221
00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:05,239
It's okay.

222
00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:08,492
Lola's autistic.

223
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,828
That's why she's working on her cube
at the bat mitzvah party.

224
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:13,997
Not because the party's…

225
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:17,334
-game-themed. Yes.
-Game-themed.

226
00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:20,254
Is that hard?

227
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,047
Yeah, the cu-- It's really hard.

228
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,675
I can't do it for the life of me,
but she's really good at it.

229
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,094
-I meant the--
-I know what you meant.

230
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,055
Nope. I mean, sometimes.

231
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,391
But not because of her.

232
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,227
I'm sorry.

233
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:38,063
Sometimes I think I'm autistic.

234
00:15:39,815 --> 00:15:40,858
You do?

235
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,112
Well… no.

236
00:15:47,406 --> 00:15:48,907
-That wasn't real.
-It happened.

237
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,492
-I'm really sorry.
-I'm gonna remember it.

238
00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:53,787
I think
I could get her on the dance floor.

239
00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,039
I will give you $1,000.

240
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,791
Like you'd bet me $1,000?

241
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,459
-No, I'd just give it to you.
-No.

242
00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:02,212
Okay, well, that's no fun.
How about I bet you--

243
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:04,590
I'll bet you $300
I can get her on the dance floor.

244
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,989
This kid rocks.

245
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,449
He's adorable.

246
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,743
He's even making me not hate Hoochie Slut.

247
00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,954
Cathy,
that is not even close to appropriate.

248
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,080
She fucked my husband.

249
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,625
-She did not fuck Todd. Why would she?
-I can say whatever I want.

250
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,752
It wouldn't have been as much fun
if you weren't there.

251
00:17:23,836 --> 00:17:25,295
I mean, that's entirely true.

252
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,506
But when I'm not there,
just don't be shy. Dance.

253
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,799
You're a really good dancer.

254
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:31,802
Margaret was so smitten with you.

255
00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,930
Girls love good dancers,
and the boys do too.

256
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,765
Why do you think I'm gay?

257
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:39,476
I just think you shouldn't say
for certain who you are

258
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,436
until, like, junior year of college.

259
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,230
What happens junior year?

260
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:44,731
-Lots of things.
-Andrew.

261
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,734
-Hi.
-Hey. I thought you guys left.

262
00:17:47,818 --> 00:17:49,862
We wouldn't leave without saying goodbye.

263
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,572
Lola, do you know David?

264
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,907
-Yes.
-Hi, Lola.

265
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,450
Hi, David.

266
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,829
We had science class together last year.

267
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,539
God, you guys are cute.

268
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:05,335
Andrew, Lola and I wanted to say
thank you for dancing with us.

269
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:09,923
And, David, I know I'll probably
see a lot of you at these parties.

270
00:18:10,007 --> 00:18:11,717
But, Andrew, I need your Venmo

271
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,094
-because I might never see you again.
-Right.

272
00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:17,931
Well, I think we have to see Andrew again.

273
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,767
Ladies, what is happening here?

274
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,936
I'm staying in New Jersey for a while,

275
00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,523
so I will definitely bring David
to another bar mitzvah.

276
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,108
Well, I am happy to hear that,

277
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:31,320
because what's happening right now is
you're being swarmed by Jewish mothers

278
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:34,156
who are recruiting you
to be their motivational dancer.

279
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,033
You mean like the party starters?

280
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:36,950
-Yes.
-Nuh-uh.

281
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,578
They said he made sure
everyone had a perfect night.

282
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:41,872
And they need
a designated party orchestrator.

283
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,498
Andrew, this is so fun.

284
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,833
-You think?
-Yes!

285
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,127
I don't know. I wanna hear
what Greg thinks about it first.

286
00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:48,670
Don't be mean. Stop.

287
00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:51,507
This is so good. You can start a company.

288
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,842
Yeah. I mean,
I hate working at Meat Sticks,

289
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,302
and I really enjoyed my night. So…

290
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,222
Well, you wouldn't
quit Meat Sticks altogether.

291
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,015
You'd just cut down on your hours.

292
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:02,392
Did they mention how much you'd make?

293
00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:05,479
How much does a party starter get paid,
I wonder.

294
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,107
I think they said just under
what an unhappy pharmaceutical exec makes.

295
00:19:09,733 --> 00:19:10,943
What the hell does that mean?

296
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,653
Honey, that's not funny.

297
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,577
Are you thinking about Andrew?

298
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:21,662
No.

299
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:27,876
I'm thinking about feeding Jerry
cauliflower and cucumber tomorrow.

300
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,504
Well, big day for you tomorrow, Jerry.

301
00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:37,052
What did Andrew say to get you dancing?

302
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:40,889
Andrew said he would buy me
a MoYu 13-by-13 Magic Cube

303
00:19:40,973 --> 00:19:43,600
with the $300 you were going to give him.

304
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:52,860
Do you think
he would be a good sitter for you?

305
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,779
Well, I do not do well with sitters,

306
00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:59,366
but I think it might be a bit different
with Andrew.

307
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,701
Why?

308
00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:03,954
I like him.
And I think he would like Jerry.

309
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,499
Also, I do not think
he would treat me like a baby.

310
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,011
You have to just brush him off.

311
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:22,014
-I really can't live here.
-Can you not talk like that, please?

312
00:20:22,848 --> 00:20:24,141
Greg's a dick. He is.

313
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,185
-Can you not use that language?
-That's why I'm out of here

314
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,561
as soon as I have some money.

315
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,230
Stop. What I was gonna say is,
Greg's a dick,

316
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:33,066
but I put up with it because
he and Mom are good for each other.

317
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:35,694
Thanks, honey.

318
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:37,988
Literally how?

319
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,620
Are you happy? Does he make you happy?

320
00:20:44,703 --> 00:20:47,289
I'm happy here, okay?

321
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,211
I don't have to worry about
so many things because of Greg.

322
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,672
And I don't expect you
to understand that yet.

323
00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:06,391
Okay, I'm done talking about Greg.

324
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,105
What's your business going to be called?

325
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,232
Hey.

326
00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,150
Tell me.

327
00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:17,444
You're really gonna love it.
David came up with it.

328
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,071
What?

329
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,616
Jig Conductor.

330
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,793
If anybody knows how to start a party,
it's my brother, Andrew.

331
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,672
Or should I say, the Jig Conductor?

332
00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,303
It stopped.

333
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,138
It broke 'cause it stopped.

334
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:46,431
That's all there is.

335
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,725
When-- You have to finish it.

336
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,645
Fuck no, Mom. If anybody sees that
I'm gonna get put on a watch list.

337
00:21:51,728 --> 00:21:55,107
It's cute. David is so cute.

338
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,776
What are you talking about?
Did you just watch what I watched?

339
00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,778
The camera hates him.
He's stiff as a board.

340
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,363
So what he's a little stiff?

341
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,991
It's fine. It's so cute. It's so good.

342
00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:08,328
Mom, I don't need to do a video.
This thing isn't-- It's not like that.

343
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:09,621
Like what? Like a job?

344
00:22:09,705 --> 00:22:11,999
Yeah, I get paid,
but I don't have to think of it as a job.

345
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,294
Okay. Well, you do have to think of it
as a job if you want a job.

346
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:16,670
I don't want to think of it as a job.

347
00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:19,047
I just want to get enough money
to go to Barcelona.

348
00:22:22,342 --> 00:22:24,720
Because that's where
Maya is doing her Fulbright?

349
00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,890
No. A little, yes.

350
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:30,767
But also 'cause that's where I want to go.

351
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,395
Okay, sweetie. You just--

352
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:35,772
You didn't tell me that
that's what you wanted to do.

353
00:22:35,856 --> 00:22:38,609
'Cause I didn't wanna make you sad.

354
00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:47,993
As long as you're doing what you
want to do, then I'm perfectly happy.

355
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:51,538
I just want to make sure
that you're doing what you want to do.

356
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:54,374
You can't just go with everything.

357
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,919
I'm not just going with Maya to Barcelona.

358
00:22:57,002 --> 00:22:59,213
I really want to go.
It'd be a huge deal. I--

359
00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:01,548
Barcelona is, like,
the place that I've always wanted to go.

360
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,884
Okay. Well, I think it's really weird
that you never mentioned it--

361
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:06,595
-I-- Stop. Mom, stop!
-You never told me anything about Barcel--

362
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,932
-Just stop. I don't want--
-I want to help. I'm just trying to help.

363
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,808
-I don't want your help. Stop!
-Okay.

364
00:23:32,162 --> 00:23:34,748
Oh, my gosh. Hold on.
Two seconds, everybody.

365
00:23:39,211 --> 00:23:41,046
Who knocked this over?

366
00:23:43,549 --> 00:23:46,301
Here we go. We need to plug in.

367
00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:48,428
You dance as well.

368
00:23:48,512 --> 00:23:50,472
Go dance. You got to go dance.

369
00:24:11,118 --> 00:24:13,579
Let's do the Motzi
and toasts after this song.

370
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:15,789
-God, you scared me so bad.
-What's that bottle?

371
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:16,957
My water bottle?

372
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,668
The one with "vodka" written on it?

373
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:23,380
Uh-huh. No… it's a joke.

374
00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,633
I was just, like, joking with my friends
one time, and I put it on there.

375
00:24:26,717 --> 00:24:28,427
And it's, like, so people won't drink it.

376
00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:31,221
Okay, but I don't want
you drinking tonight.

377
00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,267
I won't. S-- I'm sorry.

378
00:24:42,274 --> 00:24:45,194
Everybody, you did an amazing job dancing.

379
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:49,823
And now it is time for the Motzi
and the Kiddush and the toasts.

380
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,533
Now I will pass it off to you.

381
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:04,046
Amen

382
00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,422
Mazel tov.

383
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:12,596
Okay. Go, Jakey!

384
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:16,475
All right, everybody. Next song is
a request from Rabbi Steinberg.

385
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,393
It's called "WAP."

386
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,687
I'm just kidding, Rabbi Steinberg.
That was a joke.

387
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:41,083
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet-ass pussy

388
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,043
That song. He can't play that.

389
00:25:56,890 --> 00:25:59,935
Hey, buddy. Why'd that girl just leave?

390
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:01,562
Probably 'cause she's too old.

391
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:05,983
You feeling a little bit insecure
about her being taller than you?

392
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:07,734
She's only taller than me
'cause she's autistic

393
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:09,319
and got held back, like, three years.

394
00:26:09,403 --> 00:26:11,488
She's, like, three years older than us.

395
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,700
Were you being mean to her?

396
00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:16,952
You trying to trick her into thinking
she can't beat you up?

397
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:18,871
She can't beat me up.

398
00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:21,623
You know who can beat you up for sure?

399
00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:22,666
What's going on here?

400
00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:25,043
Nothing.
This kid's just kind of being a bully.

401
00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:27,087
Sorry, my son is being what?

402
00:26:27,838 --> 00:26:29,381
Your son's being a prick.

403
00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:30,841
Do I smell alcohol, kid?

404
00:26:30,924 --> 00:26:31,925
What?

405
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:33,886
Fuck off, adult.

406
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:35,304
Wow. Nice.

407
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,513
You're Lisa's kid?

408
00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:39,850
You guys call me kid one more time.

409
00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:41,643
-What did you say?
-What's going on here?

410
00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,396
Your DJ is being extremely inappropriate
with my family.

411
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,647
What?

412
00:26:45,731 --> 00:26:47,399
Andrew, explain to me what's going on.

413
00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,526
I just wanted to make sure no one
was being bullied at the party.

414
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:51,486
I think you should go home.
I'm very disturbed.

415
00:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,405
I think you should go home
and take your kid with you.

416
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,866
-Do not speak to her like that, Andrew.
-You tell her not to--

417
00:26:55,949 --> 00:26:58,577
-Okay, you're gonna leave. Let's go.
-You embarrassed Rabbi Steinberg.

418
00:26:58,660 --> 00:27:01,330
And you told people
to dance their wet-ass pussies off.

419
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:08,921
Hey, where's your mom?
Her bag was in there ready to get stolen.

420
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,964
I do not know where my mother is.

421
00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,009
Can I sit down with you?

422
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,135
Yes.

423
00:27:15,719 --> 00:27:16,845
Found your cube.

424
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:18,805
Thanks.

425
00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:29,316
Do you want to tell me what
that mean little bitch kid said to you?

426
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,236
That I do not belong in his grade.

427
00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,575
Are you okay? Did that make you mad?

428
00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:41,203
I just wanted to walk away.

429
00:27:43,205 --> 00:27:44,540
Well, that's really awesome of you

430
00:27:44,623 --> 00:27:47,334
because I almost kicked his ass
and got thrown in jail.

431
00:27:53,715 --> 00:27:54,967
Okay, while you work on that,

432
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:58,220
I'm gonna go try to find your mother
because I think she's probably worried.

433
00:27:58,303 --> 00:27:59,388
Okay.

434
00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:03,016
Hi, women's bathroom.
I'm looking for someone.

435
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:04,351
Is anybody in here?

436
00:28:04,434 --> 00:28:06,395
Does anybody's name in here
start with a D?

437
00:28:06,478 --> 00:28:07,521
Andrew.

438
00:28:07,604 --> 00:28:09,064
Yeah. Domino?

439
00:28:09,147 --> 00:28:10,816
Is Lola okay? Have you seen her?

440
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,236
Yes. Yeah, She's cubing it up.
Are you okay?

441
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,323
I'm kind of stuck in here.

442
00:28:18,407 --> 00:28:20,909
What do you mean?
Do you need toilet paper?

443
00:28:20,993 --> 00:28:22,744
I just-- I got some blood on my dress.

444
00:28:22,828 --> 00:28:25,539
It's not-- I'm fine. It's not a cut.

445
00:28:26,957 --> 00:28:27,958
Word, okay.

446
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,711
But I need--
Can you get me some paper towels?

447
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:31,837
Yes. Yeah.

448
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,046
Like, ten.

449
00:28:33,130 --> 00:28:34,131
Yep.

450
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:35,465
And can you wet some?

451
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:37,176
Will you wet some of them?

452
00:28:37,259 --> 00:28:38,302
Yes.

453
00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:41,180
Okay.

454
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:46,310
Can you reach that?

455
00:28:47,811 --> 00:28:48,812
Fuck.

456
00:28:48,896 --> 00:28:50,689
-What?
-I can't reach that.

457
00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:53,442
I just got blood on my dre--
More blood on my dress.

458
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:55,652
-I can go a little further.
-Yeah, toss them. Just throw them.

459
00:28:55,736 --> 00:28:58,530
I can but I feel like it's gonna fall
on the floor, and it's gonna be, like,

460
00:28:58,614 --> 00:28:59,615
not sanitary for your--

461
00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:00,866
Go under, then. Go--

462
00:29:12,753 --> 00:29:13,754
Close the door.

463
00:29:19,593 --> 00:29:21,178
Are you okay?

464
00:29:21,261 --> 00:29:22,262
Yeah.

465
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:27,100
Do you want me to see
if someone has a tampon or something?

466
00:29:27,184 --> 00:29:28,185
No, I'm good.

467
00:29:29,895 --> 00:29:31,939
Andrew,
I need you to help me get to my car

468
00:29:32,022 --> 00:29:35,609
because I don't want the parents to think
I Kill Billed somebody in the bathroom.

469
00:29:35,692 --> 00:29:38,111
Yeah, it does look like that. Do you--

470
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:41,198
That's a period? Do you want my--

471
00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,868
Do you wanna wear my coat? I have a coat.

472
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:46,787
I don't think your coat
is gonna cover my ass.

473
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,747
I feel like it is. I'm pretty tall.

474
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:53,502
I don't want the parents to see
me wearing some guy's jacket.

475
00:29:57,631 --> 00:29:59,049
Okay. I think I have an idea.

476
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:04,012
-Hey.
-I finished. Did you find my mother?

477
00:30:04,096 --> 00:30:05,597
Great job. Yes, I did find your mother.

478
00:30:05,681 --> 00:30:09,268
And she's got a bit of
a visual situation going on

479
00:30:09,351 --> 00:30:11,937
because she spilled something
on her dress, but I have a plan.

480
00:30:12,020 --> 00:30:13,021
What did she spill?

481
00:30:13,105 --> 00:30:14,106
Steak.

482
00:30:14,690 --> 00:30:16,483
She-- But I-- So, I have a plan.

483
00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:18,527
My mother was not eating steak.

484
00:30:18,610 --> 00:30:20,863
Someone else spilled steak onto her.

485
00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:22,531
But it doesn't matter
'cause I have a plan,

486
00:30:22,614 --> 00:30:25,158
and you're going to play
a super important role in that plan

487
00:30:25,242 --> 00:30:27,035
because I can't go back into the party.

488
00:30:27,786 --> 00:30:28,787
Okay.

489
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,582
Excuse me, David.

490
00:30:31,665 --> 00:30:35,878
Your brother, Andrew, has asked me
to ask you to help me with a plan.

491
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,005
Okay.

492
00:30:40,966 --> 00:30:42,509
Hello, sir.

493
00:30:52,477 --> 00:30:55,606
Domino, I'd really like to drive
you and Lola home if that's okay.

494
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:58,650
And I think we should maybe
stop at the hospital.

495
00:31:01,445 --> 00:31:03,322
I don't need to go to the hospital.

496
00:31:03,405 --> 00:31:04,406
I'm fine.

497
00:31:05,741 --> 00:31:08,535
Okay. Well, you look totally fine, so…

498
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:12,915
Do you want a hug or something?

499
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:14,291
No.

500
00:31:36,855 --> 00:31:37,940
Okay. I love you.

501
00:31:38,023 --> 00:31:39,107
I love you too.

502
00:32:00,963 --> 00:32:02,172
What do you wanna do?

503
00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,592
You want to hang out down here
while Andrew waits for a ride?

504
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,719
I want to get in my pajamas.

505
00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,888
Okay, cutie. Do your thing.

506
00:32:10,556 --> 00:32:12,683
I'll be up in a bit to say good night.

507
00:32:29,616 --> 00:32:32,494
Sorry I'm close to you.
You looked like you were gonna fall over.

508
00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:36,832
I need to sit down.

509
00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,097
I need to take a shower.

510
00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:54,933
I feel like we should just sit here.

511
00:32:55,809 --> 00:32:58,061
I wanna get out of this fucking T-shirt.

512
00:33:02,441 --> 00:33:03,901
I like your shirt.

513
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:09,656
Then why don't you marry it?

514
00:33:24,379 --> 00:33:25,464
Domino.

515
00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:27,799
Are you all right?

516
00:33:29,801 --> 00:33:30,886
Yes.

517
00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,306
Thank you.

518
00:34:11,134 --> 00:34:12,469
Hey.

519
00:34:12,553 --> 00:34:13,594
Sorry I scared you.

520
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:16,806
It's okay. Where's my mother?

521
00:34:16,889 --> 00:34:21,061
She's-- I think
she's brushing her teeth too, actually.

522
00:34:25,858 --> 00:34:27,234
Do you want to meet my hamster?

523
00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:29,610
Yeah.

524
00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,500
Oh, my gosh.

525
00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:46,210
Here you go, Jerry.

526
00:34:46,295 --> 00:34:49,089
Man, I love Jerry. He is very cute.

527
00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,674
Good Lord.

528
00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:54,969
So, school is starting soon.
Are you excited?

529
00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:57,181
I'm excited for parts.

530
00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:58,932
You bummed summer is over?

531
00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:00,851
A little bit, yes.

532
00:35:01,518 --> 00:35:04,479
Do you collect potato mashers?

533
00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:05,939
Yes, I do.

534
00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:07,774
That's really awesome.

535
00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:13,822
So, what do you usually do
before bed besides feed Jer,

536
00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:16,158
and get in pj's and brush your teeth?

537
00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:20,621
My mom sometimes will scratch my back,
but I do not want you to do that.

538
00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:23,498
I do not let anybody
but my mother touch my back.

539
00:35:23,582 --> 00:35:25,209
Yeah. No, that makes total sense.

540
00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:29,546
Why are you here?

541
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,549
Ouch. You're trying to hurt my feelings?

542
00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:35,761
-No.
-Well, Lola, that was kind of brutal.

543
00:35:35,844 --> 00:35:37,679
I did not mean to be brutal.

544
00:35:39,348 --> 00:35:40,349
I'm just teasing.

545
00:35:42,601 --> 00:35:44,645
Your mom just had a tough night

546
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:47,523
and I wanted to make sure
you guys were all good.

547
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:51,610
But I am going to leave right now.

548
00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:56,490
And I'm going to see you at Lexi Ray's
bat mitzvah party, if you're going.

549
00:35:56,573 --> 00:35:58,700
I think I will be in attendance.

550
00:35:58,784 --> 00:36:00,118
Excellent.

551
00:36:00,202 --> 00:36:02,579
Okay. Well, good night.

552
00:36:02,663 --> 00:36:06,625
-Good night to you too, Andrew.
-And good night to you too, Jerry.

553
00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:10,045
That's a really cute freaking hamster.

554
00:36:10,546 --> 00:36:11,713
Hello.

555
00:36:13,423 --> 00:36:14,424
Hey.

556
00:36:15,175 --> 00:36:16,385
Hi.

557
00:36:16,468 --> 00:36:18,428
Lola just introduced me to Jerry.

558
00:36:18,512 --> 00:36:20,722
Oh, yeah. She's really proud of him.

559
00:36:21,306 --> 00:36:24,351
Are you hiding something in there?

560
00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,103
Yes.

561
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:29,481
-I'm gonna go and say good night.
-Okay.

562
00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:33,235
But if you wanna wait downstairs
in the living room, we can talk.

563
00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:34,820
Okay.

564
00:36:35,904 --> 00:36:37,114
I'm glad you're here.

565
00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:38,490
I thought you left.

566
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,170
-Do you have a husband?
-I have a fiancé.

567
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,422
Joseph.

568
00:36:53,505 --> 00:36:54,590
He's in Chicago.

569
00:36:54,673 --> 00:36:57,718
He's not Lola's dad, right?

570
00:36:57,801 --> 00:36:58,802
No.

571
00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,138
This is his parents' house.

572
00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:03,182
His parents are here?

573
00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:06,226
He inherited it.

574
00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:17,946
I feel very comfortable with you.
I don't know why.

575
00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:19,865
But I do.

576
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,826
Why wouldn't you feel comfortable?

577
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:25,204
Lola said you asked
about her potato mashers.

578
00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:27,122
Your kid is super dope.

579
00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:32,503
And I was thinking, I used to help out
families in my neighborhood,

580
00:37:33,086 --> 00:37:36,673
like, if parents wanted a night out,
I would stay with their kids.

581
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:38,550
Or, like, even watch their house.

582
00:37:38,634 --> 00:37:43,931
And I was wondering if, like, you and Lola
have a situation like that with someone.

583
00:37:44,515 --> 00:37:46,517
-Who I need to kill.
-No.

584
00:37:47,726 --> 00:37:48,852
No, I wish.

585
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:51,813
I'd usually just bring her
to my parents' house, but…

586
00:37:52,898 --> 00:37:55,567
they live very far away, and it's a pain.

587
00:37:56,068 --> 00:37:58,779
Well, if you don't want to do that ever,

588
00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:03,242
call me because I really like to sit
on my ass and hang out with people.

589
00:38:04,535 --> 00:38:07,996
But I understand if you don't want to,
because we don't really know each other.

590
00:38:09,831 --> 00:38:11,083
We know each other.

591
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:13,502
Yeah. Right?

592
00:38:16,129 --> 00:38:18,382
Do you have a piece of paper
somewhere in here?

593
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:25,430
Okay. My number is on this slip of paper,

594
00:38:25,514 --> 00:38:30,102
and I'm gonna call a ride
so you can get some rest.

595
00:38:30,185 --> 00:38:36,817
But I'd really like for you to call
or text me if you ever want a night out

596
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,235
or, like, want some help.

597
00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:41,989
Okay.

598
00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:45,659
You wanna sit
while you wait for your ride?

599
00:38:46,577 --> 00:38:48,245
Yes. On the floor again?

600
00:38:50,038 --> 00:38:51,290
We've upgraded.

601
00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,836
I really like your couch.

602
00:38:56,336 --> 00:38:57,546
I hate it.

603
00:38:57,629 --> 00:38:59,756
Me too. That's what I meant to say.

604
00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:05,345
Are you gonna be okay tonight?

605
00:39:05,429 --> 00:39:06,638
Yeah.

606
00:39:13,687 --> 00:39:15,189
It wasn't a period.

607
00:39:17,941 --> 00:39:19,276
I'm so sorry.

608
00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:24,198
That's what I was thinking.

609
00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:27,451
Did Joseph know that you were pregnant?

610
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,586
Let's not tell anybody about this.

611
00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:38,837
Okay.

612
00:39:42,299 --> 00:39:46,595
Well, if you ever want anyone to talk to,
I've got massive ears.

613
00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:49,389
Where's your ride?

614
00:39:50,057 --> 00:39:51,183
Oh, my God.

615
00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:54,478
Probably very close.
It's about three minutes.

616
00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:04,947
I don't feel like…

617
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:06,031
Okay.

618
00:40:11,703 --> 00:40:14,414
I mean, I want to.
But I feel like you don't want to.

619
00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:20,420
It's okay.

620
00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:45,112
Hello, Macy. What are you doing tonight?

621
00:40:48,615 --> 00:40:50,617
-Are you sure nobody's here right now?
-Yeah.

622
00:40:50,701 --> 00:40:52,953
Yeah. My parents
are at a bridge tournament.

623
00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:54,830
-My sister's at a sleepover.
-Okay.

624
00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:56,790
So, yeah, we can be loud.

625
00:40:56,874 --> 00:40:58,959
Yeah. Go harder. Yeah.

626
00:41:03,338 --> 00:41:05,549
-Why are you staring at me?
-I'm not.

627
00:41:05,632 --> 00:41:08,051
-Close your eyes. Why are your eyes open?
-My eyes are closed.

628
00:41:08,135 --> 00:41:09,303
They were open.

629
00:41:16,894 --> 00:41:18,645
You can toss that in the bathroom.

630
00:41:39,666 --> 00:41:43,587
Who are you, Mr. Fucker?

631
00:41:44,922 --> 00:41:51,178
The hell are you doing
with my lover, fucker?

632
00:41:56,934 --> 00:41:58,894
I can't believe college is over.

633
00:41:58,977 --> 00:42:00,521
I can't believe we just had sex.

634
00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:03,941
-Why?
-I don't know. I just feel old.

635
00:42:04,483 --> 00:42:05,984
Like, I had algebra with you.

636
00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:09,363
And bio. With Dr. Mindle.

637
00:42:09,446 --> 00:42:10,614
Did you have a crush on me?

638
00:42:10,697 --> 00:42:12,491
Everybody had a crush on you.

639
00:42:13,283 --> 00:42:14,368
Yeah, but did you?

640
00:42:15,244 --> 00:42:16,995
I mean, I was attracted to you.

641
00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:22,042
But I feel like-- I think I felt like
you had so many people.

642
00:42:22,626 --> 00:42:24,002
A lot of suitors.

643
00:42:25,712 --> 00:42:27,005
I wasn't attracted to you.

644
00:42:29,132 --> 00:42:31,426
So I actually didn't ask that.

645
00:42:31,510 --> 00:42:33,387
But I appreciate the honesty.

646
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:35,305
I was attracted to you
at my sister's bat mitzvah.

647
00:42:35,389 --> 00:42:36,723
And now you're not?

648
00:42:36,807 --> 00:42:40,686
-Now I'm thinking about algebra.
-And bio with Dr. Mindle.

649
00:42:45,274 --> 00:42:46,859
Do you think I peaked already?

650
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:50,487
No.

651
00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:53,532
Of course not.

652
00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:55,367
I just really hate my job.

653
00:42:56,368 --> 00:42:59,580
If only I could quit my job
and be a party starter.

654
00:42:59,663 --> 00:43:01,915
And a Meat Sticks worker.

655
00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:05,002
But
I actually just applied for this job.

656
00:43:05,085 --> 00:43:08,797
It was a--
It's a Newark chief officer zone

657
00:43:08,881 --> 00:43:13,468
opportunity analyst intern.

658
00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:17,598
-Cool.
-I didn't get it. I got rejected.

659
00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:19,975
Do you think I should quit party starting?

660
00:43:20,058 --> 00:43:22,060
Well, on one hand, it is silly.

661
00:43:22,144 --> 00:43:23,145
It's really silly.

662
00:43:23,228 --> 00:43:25,564
But on the other hand, so is every job.

663
00:43:26,148 --> 00:43:27,649
Like, selling your time is insane.

664
00:43:27,733 --> 00:43:29,735
That's really depressing.

665
00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:32,321
I do think you're a sexy dancer.

666
00:43:34,364 --> 00:43:35,365
No.

667
00:43:36,033 --> 00:43:37,034
Come on.

668
00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,037
-Do you wanna have sex again?
-Not at all.

669
00:43:42,331 --> 00:43:45,334
No, man.
We don't have alcohol. I wish we did.

670
00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:48,545
But no, we don't have our liquor license
here in the mall.

671
00:43:48,629 --> 00:43:50,255
Hey. How's Margaret?

672
00:43:50,339 --> 00:43:51,882
Are you guys talking yet?

673
00:43:51,965 --> 00:43:55,177
Not really.
We just text and dance at bar mitzvahs.

674
00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:56,345
Yeah, you do.

675
00:43:56,428 --> 00:43:59,473
Your chemistry with her
on the dance floor is pretty insane.

676
00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:01,892
Are you just saying that?

677
00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:05,145
I'm saying that 'cause I have two eyes.
You guys are electric together.

678
00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:07,481
When did you have your first kiss?

679
00:44:10,067 --> 00:44:11,068
Why do you ask?

680
00:44:11,151 --> 00:44:13,695
Margaret's friend told me
that she wants to kiss.

681
00:44:13,779 --> 00:44:14,905
Uh-oh.

682
00:44:15,614 --> 00:44:17,407
And how do we feel about that?

683
00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:19,326
Answer with your badass shades off.

684
00:44:21,537 --> 00:44:23,080
I don't know how to make it happen.

685
00:44:25,249 --> 00:44:27,876
All right. Lesson one.

686
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:31,213
Forty percent of it is instinct.

687
00:44:31,296 --> 00:44:34,132
Like, if it feels right,
it probably is right.

688
00:44:34,216 --> 00:44:35,801
Go with your gut.

689
00:44:35,884 --> 00:44:38,971
And then 10% is your brain
and all that stuff.

690
00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:41,014
Like game plan, strategy.

691
00:44:41,098 --> 00:44:44,309
And then 50% is Margaret.

692
00:44:45,435 --> 00:44:47,271
You don't know anything about her.

693
00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:49,731
You don't know what she wants
or what she likes,

694
00:44:49,815 --> 00:44:52,693
so you have to talk to her.

695
00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,195
Try super hard to know.

696
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:56,947
Are there any more lessons?

697
00:44:57,030 --> 00:44:58,031
Yes, there are.

698
00:44:58,115 --> 00:45:02,995
There are five-- four lessons
on how to have the best first smooch.

699
00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:15,632
Hey, do you see a lot of Lola at school?

700
00:45:15,716 --> 00:45:18,218
Yeah. I have English with her this year.
Why?

701
00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:21,263
I don't know. I just think you guys should
be really nice to her. Bullies suck.

702
00:45:21,346 --> 00:45:24,433
And I feel like it'd do a lot
if cute boys were really nice to her.

703
00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:27,477
That guy is a dick to us too.
He and his two friends bully everybody.

704
00:45:27,561 --> 00:45:29,062
Who? Gavin?

705
00:45:29,146 --> 00:45:31,899
-Yeah.
-Well, maybe you guys should beat him up.

706
00:45:31,982 --> 00:45:34,860
I'm definitely gonna
beat Gavin's ass one day.

707
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,661
That's bacon and eggs.

708
00:45:49,875 --> 00:45:51,126
You're dating him.

709
00:45:53,337 --> 00:45:54,838
Trying to ease me into it?

710
00:45:56,465 --> 00:45:57,716
Honestly, thank you.

711
00:46:05,682 --> 00:46:09,269
You, like, training
for a big bicep contest?

712
00:46:14,024 --> 00:46:15,776
I don't want to do that anymore.

713
00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,529
You can do more.

714
00:46:19,571 --> 00:46:20,989
You can do more.

715
00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:24,326
Oh, no, I can't. I can't do more.
I'm not that guy.

716
00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:26,620
You're not that guy, pal.

717
00:46:26,703 --> 00:46:27,704
Fuck!

718
00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:29,790
Oh, God.

719
00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:32,543
I'm not a push-up guy.

720
00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:37,548
I'm not a sit-up guy either.

721
00:46:39,883 --> 00:46:41,426
Why do you want this job?

722
00:46:42,928 --> 00:46:47,307
Well, hope loves a friend.

723
00:46:48,976 --> 00:46:52,229
Hope Loves a Friend
is the name of our nonprofit, yeah.

724
00:46:52,312 --> 00:46:55,566
But why do you wanna join the team
as a communications associate?

725
00:46:55,649 --> 00:46:56,900
Yeah, sorry.

726
00:46:57,484 --> 00:47:00,320
I studied marketing at Tulane.

727
00:47:00,404 --> 00:47:05,826
And I have a lot of experience
with social media design.

728
00:47:06,994 --> 00:47:10,497
And a lot of experience with
CRM tools like Buffer and MailChimp.

729
00:47:10,581 --> 00:47:11,582
A lot of experience there.

730
00:47:12,791 --> 00:47:13,667
And…

731
00:47:15,252 --> 00:47:18,463
I don't know.
I just wanna help make a difference

732
00:47:18,547 --> 00:47:22,759
with kids and young adults
whose parents are affected with ASL.

733
00:47:22,843 --> 00:47:25,179
You mean ALS.

734
00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:32,227
Pretty sure it's ASL.

735
00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:36,857
No, I'm kidding. Obviously, you're right.

736
00:47:41,111 --> 00:47:43,405
My dad has ALS.

737
00:47:45,616 --> 00:47:47,409
That's not true.
I don't know why I just said that.

738
00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,543
-Hey.
-Hey.

739
00:47:57,127 --> 00:47:58,337
How'd the interview go?

740
00:47:59,171 --> 00:48:04,218
I'm going to lean back into the
Meat-Sticks, party-starting grind.

741
00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:06,053
Can you tell me the second lesson?

742
00:48:06,136 --> 00:48:07,721
The second lesson is…

743
00:48:07,804 --> 00:48:10,682
give her all of your attention
because that's all people want.

744
00:48:10,766 --> 00:48:12,017
That's pretty easy.

745
00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:15,270
Does that look good? Yes? That--

746
00:48:15,354 --> 00:48:17,189
-King. You're a king.
-For the kids' side?

747
00:48:17,272 --> 00:48:18,899
That's for the kids' side,
then I'll lead the adults.

748
00:48:18,982 --> 00:48:21,527
Maybe we do a call and response
type of thing. So it's--

749
00:48:21,610 --> 00:48:22,986
What if I was like…

750
00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,906
Your turn. Or something like that?

751
00:48:27,157 --> 00:48:32,287
Yes. Clap, clap. Yes!
And then maybe you can invite, like--

752
00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:35,582
Like, invite one of your friends up
to do a dance or something like that.

753
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:36,750
Like Carter.

754
00:48:37,334 --> 00:48:39,878
I'm gonna be right back.
You guys keep practicing.

755
00:48:39,962 --> 00:48:41,713
Nerves make you forget. Keep practicing.

756
00:48:41,797 --> 00:48:43,549
King. Big Baller Brand.

757
00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:44,925
Hey.

758
00:48:45,008 --> 00:48:46,009
Hi.

759
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,514
I'm sorry. I lost the slip of paper
that had your number on it.

760
00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:53,100
I did. And I was thinking
of calling Lisa, your mom.

761
00:48:53,183 --> 00:48:56,228
I was, like, looking at the class list.
And then I was like,

762
00:48:56,311 --> 00:49:00,858
"I'm not gonna be like, 'Hey,
can you tell your son I lost his number?'"

763
00:49:01,859 --> 00:49:03,443
-So…
-Where's Lola?

764
00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:06,488
She's actually about
to walk in with Joseph.

765
00:49:07,614 --> 00:49:10,701
They are parking,
and I said I had to pee really bad.

766
00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:12,578
But you wanted to warn me?

767
00:49:12,661 --> 00:49:14,663
No, I didn't wanna warn you.

768
00:49:14,746 --> 00:49:17,040
But, yeah, I did. I wanted to warn you.

769
00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:18,959
He doesn't know anything
that would upset him.

770
00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:22,546
Well, yeah, the theme is
"Sam goes viral. TikTok."

771
00:49:23,422 --> 00:49:24,423
-Yeah. Hi, guys.
-Hi, Andrew.

772
00:49:24,506 --> 00:49:26,925
Hey, Lola. It is so nice to see you.

773
00:49:27,009 --> 00:49:28,594
-This is my fiancé, Jo--
-Joseph.

774
00:49:28,677 --> 00:49:30,220
-Glad to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.

775
00:49:30,304 --> 00:49:32,181
Domino said you
helped out the other night.

776
00:49:32,264 --> 00:49:34,183
-I really appreciate that.
-Oh, yeah.

777
00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:35,893
And you're our new sitter.

778
00:49:37,561 --> 00:49:40,480
Yes, I am. Uh-huh.

779
00:49:40,564 --> 00:49:43,317
And you're working tonight?
I hear you're a great party starter.

780
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:48,113
Yeah, well, um,
I hear you're a great professional lawyer.

781
00:49:48,822 --> 00:49:51,950
-A busy one. I don't know about great.
-Yeah. You out of town a lot?

782
00:49:52,743 --> 00:49:55,078
Yeah.
Just a case in Chicago keeping me busy.

783
00:49:55,162 --> 00:49:57,456
Is your next case in Livingston?

784
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,167
-I wish.
-That would be great.

785
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,085
All of his cases are in Chicago.

786
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:04,463
I think we should move there.
We're thinking about it.

787
00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:06,381
She wants to. I'd rather not.

788
00:50:07,424 --> 00:50:08,675
Well, where is the wedding?

789
00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:10,219
Here. Soon.

790
00:50:10,802 --> 00:50:12,638
-Should we--
-Yeah, totally. Likewise.

791
00:50:26,944 --> 00:50:27,945
Yeah!

792
00:50:39,414 --> 00:50:41,500
-Hi. Hey.
-Hey.

793
00:50:42,251 --> 00:50:43,544
I got the sitter job?

794
00:50:44,461 --> 00:50:45,546
Yes.

795
00:50:45,629 --> 00:50:47,714
I'm so sorry. I just had to--

796
00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:51,093
Well, no. I'd love to, though.
I haven't changed my mind.

797
00:50:52,261 --> 00:50:54,930
Okay. Well, I just thought that maybe…

798
00:50:56,682 --> 00:50:58,016
What?

799
00:50:58,100 --> 00:51:01,353
Nothing.
I have a birthday party next week,

800
00:51:01,436 --> 00:51:04,898
that I would like to go to,
but Joseph will be out of town.

801
00:51:04,982 --> 00:51:07,067
-I'm there. I'm absolutely there.
-So…

802
00:51:07,150 --> 00:51:08,944
If Lola wants.

803
00:51:09,027 --> 00:51:11,280
Yeah. Of course, she does.
She really likes you.

804
00:51:11,363 --> 00:51:12,781
I really like her.

805
00:51:17,744 --> 00:51:19,872
-I cannot see.
-That's the point.

806
00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:26,211
How are you so fast at this game?

807
00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:28,046
A lot of practice.

808
00:51:29,214 --> 00:51:30,215
Yes.

809
00:51:30,299 --> 00:51:32,342
What is happening? What are you doing?

810
00:51:32,968 --> 00:51:34,386
No, we are not done.

811
00:51:34,469 --> 00:51:36,471
No! No!

812
00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:41,977
What is "farctate"? What is "farctate"?
That is not a word. "Farctate"?

813
00:51:42,060 --> 00:51:43,395
It is a word.

814
00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:45,647
Well, use it in a sentence.

815
00:51:46,315 --> 00:51:49,401
It's a farctate board now
that I've put those letters down.

816
00:51:49,484 --> 00:51:53,947
What, a fucked-up board?
Like farctate-- Like you farted on it?

817
00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:58,035
No. It is filled.
Farctate means to fill or stuff.

818
00:51:58,118 --> 00:52:00,287
It means full, as opposed to hollow.

819
00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:01,997
I don't believe you at all.

820
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:07,961
And I'm going to prove
that you are telling the truth.

821
00:52:08,045 --> 00:52:09,129
That is a word.

822
00:52:09,213 --> 00:52:12,049
I don't understand how you're so good
at this game.

823
00:52:12,549 --> 00:52:15,886
I'm not that good.
I am just a lot better than you.

824
00:52:15,969 --> 00:52:16,970
Wow.

825
00:52:17,054 --> 00:52:20,182
Did you feed Jerry and brush your teeth?

826
00:52:20,265 --> 00:52:22,476
-Yes, of course.
-Duh.

827
00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:26,647
Well, I'm sorry Mom isn't here
to scratch your back.

828
00:52:27,314 --> 00:52:30,984
Is there-- Can I, like,
read you a story or something?

829
00:52:31,068 --> 00:52:34,738
Or, like, I can fall asleep on the floor
while you fall asleep.

830
00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,949
I used to need my mom to read me a story.

831
00:52:37,032 --> 00:52:40,911
Then after that, she had to, like, sleep
next to me in order for me to fall asleep.

832
00:52:40,994 --> 00:52:44,623
I do not like that sort of thing.
I do not mean to be brutal.

833
00:52:44,706 --> 00:52:46,875
No. No, no. It's not.

834
00:52:46,959 --> 00:52:49,336
I just wanna make sure
you're okay to fall asleep.

835
00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:51,213
I'm okay to fall asleep.

836
00:52:51,713 --> 00:52:52,714
Okay.

837
00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:55,384
Well, good night.

838
00:52:55,467 --> 00:52:56,802
Good night to you too, Andrew.

839
00:52:56,885 --> 00:52:58,887
And good night to you too, Jerry.

840
00:52:58,971 --> 00:53:00,556
Is mine blue?

841
00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:02,808
Yeah, it's super blue.

842
00:53:03,684 --> 00:53:04,768
How did that happen?

843
00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:05,978
Just normal.

844
00:53:07,229 --> 00:53:08,897
Do you want to know something?

845
00:53:09,481 --> 00:53:10,482
Yes.

846
00:53:10,983 --> 00:53:13,902
I'm having more fun now
than I did the whole night.

847
00:53:15,028 --> 00:53:16,363
Did you have a bad night?

848
00:53:17,948 --> 00:53:19,324
No, it wasn't bad.

849
00:53:21,702 --> 00:53:23,120
Yeah, it was bad.

850
00:53:25,914 --> 00:53:27,374
I'm a bad person.

851
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,962
I don't think you're a bad person.

852
00:53:35,966 --> 00:53:37,134
Let's trade.

853
00:53:37,968 --> 00:53:38,969
What?

854
00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:41,471
Okay.

855
00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:52,983
I have a question.

856
00:53:53,817 --> 00:53:55,861
-Have you ever been depressed?
-Wow.

857
00:53:56,862 --> 00:53:57,863
Downer alert.

858
00:53:57,946 --> 00:54:01,241
You don't have to sound the downer alert.

859
00:54:01,325 --> 00:54:02,826
I'm just curious.

860
00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:04,286
I've always been depressed.

861
00:54:05,537 --> 00:54:06,622
Downer alert.

862
00:54:09,458 --> 00:54:10,876
Before Lola was born?

863
00:54:12,002 --> 00:54:13,837
Especially before Lola was born.

864
00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:17,299
Raising her made me better.

865
00:54:23,555 --> 00:54:25,265
What's it like being depressed?

866
00:54:27,059 --> 00:54:28,143
I don't know.

867
00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,856
It feels like…

868
00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:37,486
like you don't remember
what better feels like.

869
00:54:38,487 --> 00:54:43,534
And then you do things that you think
will make you feel better, but they don't.

870
00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:45,118
They make it worse.

871
00:54:47,162 --> 00:54:49,581
And the things
that I'm really scared of doing

872
00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:53,335
are probably the things
that will help me the most,

873
00:54:53,418 --> 00:54:55,671
but I just can't do them.

874
00:55:01,677 --> 00:55:03,679
My mom is bipolar…

875
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:07,266
so she was really depressed a lot
when I was a kid.

876
00:55:07,349 --> 00:55:10,644
And, I one time asked her
the same question

877
00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,730
and she said, "Sometimes it's just easier
for people to be sad."

878
00:55:15,107 --> 00:55:17,526
She tries though. Like, really tries.

879
00:55:19,945 --> 00:55:21,488
Everybody tries.

880
00:55:23,282 --> 00:55:27,327
I understand that depression
makes your brain think things aren't true,

881
00:55:28,036 --> 00:55:33,709
but sometimes I just wish people
like my mom would listen to, like,

882
00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,961
people instead of her brain.

883
00:55:36,545 --> 00:55:38,755
And, like, good people, not shitty people.

884
00:55:42,676 --> 00:55:44,678
Do you know what you look like right now?

885
00:55:45,679 --> 00:55:46,680
No.

886
00:55:47,389 --> 00:55:50,058
You look like the sweetest person ever.

887
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:54,563
-Do you know what you look like right now?
-I don't want to know-- I don't care.

888
00:55:54,646 --> 00:55:56,106
I don't want to know.

889
00:55:57,316 --> 00:56:00,652
Everything feels so good right now.
I don't want it to change.

890
00:56:01,570 --> 00:56:04,239
The only thing I would change
is that my elbows hurt.

891
00:56:04,323 --> 00:56:05,365
Your elbows hurt?

892
00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,868
Yeah, from leaning on them like that.

893
00:56:12,998 --> 00:56:14,041
Wow.

894
00:57:01,004 --> 00:57:02,256
Holy crap.

895
00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:14,268
I thought you were gonna be Greg.

896
00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:15,978
What?

897
00:57:16,061 --> 00:57:19,106
Hey,
David doesn't like this cereal, does--

898
00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:20,399
Nope, just you.

899
00:57:24,069 --> 00:57:26,738
-Thank you.
-You're welcome. What'd you do tonight?

900
00:57:28,073 --> 00:57:30,284
I was out with some high school friends.

901
00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:35,622
Are you planning
for your Spanish adventure?

902
00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:37,749
Because I am ready to help.

903
00:57:40,377 --> 00:57:44,673
I think Maya is dating someone
in Barcelona.

904
00:57:52,806 --> 00:57:55,309
I didn't want to say this before,

905
00:57:55,392 --> 00:57:58,520
and I'm not just saying this
because I'm your mother,

906
00:57:58,604 --> 00:58:01,899
but you're way too good for her
and everybody knows that.

907
00:58:02,691 --> 00:58:05,319
Literally everyone I know thinks that.

908
00:58:05,944 --> 00:58:06,987
Who?

909
00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:08,739
Everyone. Greg--

910
00:58:13,452 --> 00:58:16,205
-It's true though.
-Greg told you that Maya was too good--

911
00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:22,085
It's true. We all know it's true.

912
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:23,879
Fulbright scholar is--

913
00:58:23,962 --> 00:58:26,048
-Big dummies.
-Dummies.

914
00:58:32,721 --> 00:58:34,598
Yes, I'm way too good for her.

915
00:58:36,808 --> 00:58:39,561
Your memories aren't going anywhere,
by the way.

916
00:58:48,487 --> 00:58:51,156
I'm sorry. Growing up is hard.

917
00:58:52,783 --> 00:58:55,494
It's very overwhelming.
I don't know how much I have left.

918
00:58:55,577 --> 00:58:56,662
I have so much, right?

919
00:58:58,121 --> 00:59:01,542
Not-- You know, not necessarily.

920
00:59:01,625 --> 00:59:02,626
You…

921
00:59:04,002 --> 00:59:06,713
You did a lot when you were young.

922
00:59:09,633 --> 00:59:10,676
Sorry.

923
00:59:11,969 --> 00:59:15,472
But I feel like you're way
ahead of the game.

924
01:00:14,948 --> 01:00:16,450
Hi, Andrew.

925
01:00:16,533 --> 01:00:17,534
Hey.

926
01:00:18,327 --> 01:00:22,581
Guys, was it extra beautiful today?

927
01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:24,374
We were just talking about that.

928
01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:27,002
Yeah, sometimes I really envy Judaism.

929
01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:28,086
Same.

930
01:00:28,170 --> 01:00:30,672
And Nicky and his family
were so sweet. Don't you think?

931
01:00:30,756 --> 01:00:33,842
Yes. The parents. Oh, my God.
They were literally to die for.

932
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:37,387
Hey, will you sit for Lola
this week so I can take Domino out?

933
01:00:37,471 --> 01:00:40,891
Yes. Lo and I get to fricking party again?

934
01:00:40,974 --> 01:00:46,396
Well, I have four fours
which puts me at, like, 195.

935
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,775
I tried so hard to beat you.
What is your secret?

936
01:00:49,858 --> 01:00:52,319
-I do not have any secrets.
-Do you promise?

937
01:00:52,402 --> 01:00:54,112
-Yes.
-Okay.

938
01:00:54,196 --> 01:00:58,992
Well,
Lola kicks Andrew's ass one more time.

939
01:01:01,954 --> 01:01:04,289
What do you want to do now, party animal?

940
01:01:06,333 --> 01:01:08,126
I am not exactly sure.

941
01:01:08,210 --> 01:01:10,921
-Do you want some more food?
-No, thank you.

942
01:01:15,717 --> 01:01:17,761
Do you like spending time
with me like this?

943
01:01:18,470 --> 01:01:20,973
I feel like it's taking a lot out of you,

944
01:01:21,056 --> 01:01:24,560
but I want you to know that
I can just sit here and, like, not talk.

945
01:01:25,269 --> 01:01:28,814
I can chill. I can be a chiller.
I feel like I'm talking a lot.

946
01:01:31,316 --> 01:01:34,444
Sometimes it drains me a bit mentally
and physically

947
01:01:34,528 --> 01:01:36,697
when I spend a lot of time mingling.

948
01:01:37,531 --> 01:01:38,615
Okay, yeah.

949
01:01:39,741 --> 01:01:41,451
I'm sorry that I'm draining.

950
01:01:41,535 --> 01:01:43,537
How can I not be? How can I help that?

951
01:01:44,162 --> 01:01:46,790
You're probably not going to be able to.

952
01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:51,211
Sometimes I just need
to recover in solitude.

953
01:01:51,712 --> 01:01:54,298
I actually enjoy being in an empty room.

954
01:01:56,383 --> 01:01:58,093
Well, I'm very jealous of that.

955
01:01:59,344 --> 01:02:00,762
Why are you jealous?

956
01:02:03,348 --> 01:02:06,685
Because I wish I enjoyed the company
of an empty room.

957
01:02:07,811 --> 01:02:09,855
Have you ever tried to enjoy it?

958
01:02:13,025 --> 01:02:15,694
"Have you ever tried to enjoy it?" No.

959
01:02:42,054 --> 01:02:45,432
I'm ready for bed and I do not mind
you scratching my back.

960
01:02:47,809 --> 01:02:50,103
I'm going to do my best Domino impression.

961
01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:51,730
Go like this.

962
01:02:52,814 --> 01:02:54,316
And go like that.

963
01:02:55,067 --> 01:02:56,443
-Like this?
-Yeah.

964
01:02:56,527 --> 01:02:57,528
Okay.

965
01:02:58,153 --> 01:02:59,738
And go across.

966
01:02:59,821 --> 01:03:00,822
Like, across your back?

967
01:03:01,365 --> 01:03:02,366
Okay.

968
01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:07,579
-More pressure, please.
-Okay.

969
01:03:39,653 --> 01:03:41,238
You're trash, kid.

970
01:03:47,411 --> 01:03:48,412
Hey.

971
01:03:49,538 --> 01:03:50,539
Fun night?

972
01:03:50,622 --> 01:03:51,915
Yep.

973
01:03:51,999 --> 01:03:55,669
Dinner and a movie and a… long ride home.

974
01:03:57,754 --> 01:03:59,715
We were just talking about you.

975
01:03:59,798 --> 01:04:02,634
Was saying to Domino that you,
remind me of myself.

976
01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,553
That's interesting.

977
01:04:07,139 --> 01:04:09,016
-How?
-How was Lola tonight?

978
01:04:09,099 --> 01:04:12,728
She's great. She was great.
We played 500 Rummy.

979
01:04:12,811 --> 01:04:13,812
I love that game.

980
01:04:13,896 --> 01:04:15,189
Where are your socks, man?

981
01:04:18,609 --> 01:04:20,527
I… took them off.

982
01:04:20,611 --> 01:04:23,989
They're in my shoes
because it was getting hot in here.

983
01:04:26,658 --> 01:04:28,160
It is really hot in here.

984
01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:31,538
Yeah, it was really hot at,
like, 20 minutes ago, especially.

985
01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:33,707
Is that your shirt?

986
01:04:33,790 --> 01:04:36,376
-It is, actually, yeah.
-Class of 2018?

987
01:04:38,587 --> 01:04:39,713
How old are you?

988
01:04:41,798 --> 01:04:43,675
I'm 22.

989
01:04:45,010 --> 01:04:47,554
I don't even remember being 22.

990
01:04:47,638 --> 01:04:49,473
I didn't realize you were that old.

991
01:04:52,351 --> 01:04:54,144
Lots to figure out after college.

992
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,732
Yeah, lots to figure out, always.

993
01:04:58,815 --> 01:05:00,943
Want to help us figure out our stuff?

994
01:05:01,527 --> 01:05:02,528
I'm sorry?

995
01:05:02,611 --> 01:05:05,447
We've both had too much to drink.
Andrew, I'm sorry.

996
01:05:05,531 --> 01:05:07,407
We're going to go to bed.

997
01:05:07,491 --> 01:05:10,577
Yeah, no worries at all. I'll leave you.

998
01:05:10,661 --> 01:05:13,580
-I still got to pay you for sitting.
-No, it's fine. You can Venmo me.

999
01:05:13,664 --> 01:05:16,250
No, I got cash.

1000
01:05:16,333 --> 01:05:17,376
Thank you.

1001
01:05:18,752 --> 01:05:20,045
Good night, Domino.

1002
01:05:26,051 --> 01:05:27,553
What's the third lesson?

1003
01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:30,097
Be somewhere alone with her.

1004
01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:32,599
Quiet. Other people around is bad news.

1005
01:05:32,683 --> 01:05:35,185
So, say "Let's go somewhere quiet"?

1006
01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:36,937
Where the fuck is my Meat Stick vest?

1007
01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:39,273
-Don't you have multiple?
-Yes. But one's in the hamper.

1008
01:05:39,356 --> 01:05:41,608
I don't want to go to work
with a smelly-ass vest on.

1009
01:05:41,692 --> 01:05:42,985
Can you help me for a second?

1010
01:05:43,068 --> 01:05:45,320
It's somewhere in this room.
Check my drawers or something.

1011
01:05:50,784 --> 01:05:53,912
You should just, like, ask her to go
to the water fountain with you.

1012
01:05:53,996 --> 01:05:56,290
That's where I had my first kiss.
You can, like--

1013
01:05:56,373 --> 01:05:58,417
Or you could just not say anything,
grab her hand

1014
01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:00,377
and start walking with her
and she'll be like,

1015
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:02,629
"Oh, my God. Are we about
to have our first kiss right now?"

1016
01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:06,466
-Won't that be creepy?
-Yes. No, not if you pull it off.

1017
01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:07,968
I don't think I can.

1018
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:11,805
Well, you won't with that attitude, David.
Where is my Meat Stick vest?

1019
01:06:28,697 --> 01:06:30,073
Hi, this is Andrew.

1020
01:06:30,157 --> 01:06:31,950
Hey, this is Mr. Ron.

1021
01:06:32,034 --> 01:06:35,287
I'm calling to offer you a job
at Hope Loves a Friend.

1022
01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:39,291
Wow.

1023
01:06:39,875 --> 01:06:42,169
I think today's my last day working
at Meat Sticks.

1024
01:06:42,753 --> 01:06:46,465
Thank you so much. I'm so excited.
Is this a prank?

1025
01:06:46,548 --> 01:06:49,176
I'm done working at Meat Sticks

1026
01:07:08,320 --> 01:07:10,030
Macy, what are you doing tonight?

1027
01:07:44,606 --> 01:07:45,732
Excuse me, miss.

1028
01:07:48,986 --> 01:07:49,903
Hello.

1029
01:07:53,490 --> 01:07:54,491
Mist--

1030
01:07:55,742 --> 01:07:56,743
Mister bar--

1031
01:08:06,795 --> 01:08:08,005
What are you trying to get?

1032
01:08:08,088 --> 01:08:10,174
Who is the discount Bradley Cooper?

1033
01:08:11,675 --> 01:08:15,470
He's getting vodka sodas
for me and Lizzie.

1034
01:08:16,345 --> 01:08:17,430
How was your play?

1035
01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,434
It ended. And then we came here.

1036
01:08:20,517 --> 01:08:21,518
Naturally.

1037
01:08:22,102 --> 01:08:23,687
I'm not lying.

1038
01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:25,189
I don't think you are.

1039
01:08:27,024 --> 01:08:29,734
-Mister bartender.
-Good. Great.

1040
01:09:28,042 --> 01:09:29,252
What?

1041
01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,921
I really want a cigarette.

1042
01:09:31,671 --> 01:09:32,673
Have one.

1043
01:09:33,423 --> 01:09:34,841
No, I quit.

1044
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,346
Who's with Lola tonight?

1045
01:09:41,014 --> 01:09:42,390
My parents.

1046
01:09:42,474 --> 01:09:44,977
-Where is your fiancé?
-Chicago.

1047
01:09:47,770 --> 01:09:49,398
Why is he your fiancé?

1048
01:09:50,148 --> 01:09:52,024
Why is he my fiancé?

1049
01:09:52,109 --> 01:09:56,363
Yeah. What's going on there in terms of,
like, why he's your fiancé?

1050
01:09:58,740 --> 01:09:59,867
You're drunk.

1051
01:10:01,785 --> 01:10:03,453
You walked in a tilde out here.

1052
01:10:03,537 --> 01:10:04,705
A tilde?

1053
01:10:05,289 --> 01:10:08,917
Yeah,
like the Spanish accent over the "n".

1054
01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:10,377
I know what a tilde is.

1055
01:10:10,460 --> 01:10:12,754
I know how to soft step.

1056
01:10:13,255 --> 01:10:16,758
I just don't want to right now.
I want to hear why you're getting married.

1057
01:10:19,303 --> 01:10:21,096
Because I want commitment.

1058
01:10:22,472 --> 01:10:24,016
It doesn't seem like that.

1059
01:10:24,892 --> 01:10:26,143
I know.

1060
01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:33,400
But I want to be firmly planted
in adult world.

1061
01:10:34,443 --> 01:10:39,656
And I want to--
I want everything else to be shut down.

1062
01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:42,201
And I want to build something.

1063
01:10:43,535 --> 01:10:44,953
Is he your soul mate?

1064
01:10:46,038 --> 01:10:49,041
-Do you believe in soul mates?
-Yeah, I do.

1065
01:10:51,668 --> 01:10:55,631
I think, on the Earth, we all have,
like, a ton of soul mates.

1066
01:10:57,049 --> 01:11:00,385
I think for you, maybe it's like
a special case where you only have a few…

1067
01:11:02,221 --> 01:11:05,390
who, like, could be
and really are your soul mates.

1068
01:11:08,352 --> 01:11:10,687
But most of the people
in the world aren't your soul mate.

1069
01:11:10,771 --> 01:11:12,564
How many soul mates?

1070
01:11:12,648 --> 01:11:14,608
For you, like, four.

1071
01:11:14,691 --> 01:11:15,734
Four?

1072
01:11:15,817 --> 01:11:18,529
-Yeah. Four soul mates.
-I probably haven't met any of them.

1073
01:11:18,612 --> 01:11:22,199
No, you have. God puts them, like,
on your path so you'll cross.

1074
01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:23,283
How many do you have?

1075
01:11:23,992 --> 01:11:25,285
Like, 1,200.

1076
01:11:27,829 --> 01:11:28,830
Have you met any?

1077
01:11:28,914 --> 01:11:30,165
Yes.

1078
01:11:34,670 --> 01:11:35,963
Domino.

1079
01:11:39,091 --> 01:11:40,884
Oh, my God. That's a ton of blood.

1080
01:11:43,887 --> 01:11:45,556
Why do you want to go to Chicago?

1081
01:11:48,475 --> 01:11:51,270
Because I want change and…

1082
01:11:53,856 --> 01:11:59,570
I think I want to go to college and
there are a lot more options in Chicago.

1083
01:12:01,113 --> 01:12:04,449
And I just feel like
my whole life is happening there.

1084
01:12:05,117 --> 01:12:08,161
-You should definitely go to college.
-I knew you would say that.

1085
01:12:08,245 --> 01:12:10,581
But you should go here
so Lola and I can hang out

1086
01:12:10,664 --> 01:12:13,542
when you're busy studying
and doing your essays.

1087
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,674
I had this dream the other night
that I was working on the common app.

1088
01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:26,388
And Lola was there, and I couldn't focus.

1089
01:12:26,471 --> 01:12:29,725
And then you came in and you were like,

1090
01:12:29,808 --> 01:12:32,436
"Are you ready to turn it in?"
And I just…

1091
01:12:34,271 --> 01:12:35,272
freaked out.

1092
01:12:35,355 --> 01:12:38,358
I was freaking out
because I hadn't even started it.

1093
01:12:40,068 --> 01:12:41,278
And then you were like…

1094
01:12:43,739 --> 01:12:46,408
"It's okay. You have plenty of time.''

1095
01:12:48,952 --> 01:12:50,913
And I had side-swept bangs.

1096
01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:58,504
Did the side-swept bangs suck?
Is that why you're tearing up right now?

1097
01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:08,138
Do you know I was married to Lola's dad?

1098
01:13:09,348 --> 01:13:10,349
No.

1099
01:13:15,938 --> 01:13:17,147
He left.

1100
01:13:23,362 --> 01:13:26,406
I want to thank you
for being so kind to Lola.

1101
01:13:30,911 --> 01:13:32,412
Easiest thing in the world.

1102
01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:39,336
I want you to be in Lola's life.

1103
01:13:41,797 --> 01:13:44,633
But I don't want you
to babysit for us anymore.

1104
01:13:49,388 --> 01:13:50,389
Why?

1105
01:13:52,599 --> 01:13:54,768
Because I want you to do your 20s.

1106
01:14:05,904 --> 01:14:09,449
I feel like there are things
that you just, like, don't say to me.

1107
01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:18,959
And I can't tell whether you're, like,
holding back a desire to be close

1108
01:14:19,042 --> 01:14:21,587
or a desire to be distant.

1109
01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:28,594
For me,
it's holding back a desire to be close.

1110
01:15:07,674 --> 01:15:08,717
Oh, my God.

1111
01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:12,304
You have to go.
And you have to go out that door.

1112
01:15:12,387 --> 01:15:13,680
Oh, fuck, he said tomorrow.

1113
01:15:13,764 --> 01:15:15,682
-Domino, look at me for a second.
-No.

1114
01:15:25,275 --> 01:15:26,568
It's just me.

1115
01:15:43,335 --> 01:15:44,336
Hey.

1116
01:15:50,342 --> 01:15:51,593
How are your friends?

1117
01:15:57,391 --> 01:15:59,393
I'm kissing Margs tomorrow.

1118
01:16:01,854 --> 01:16:03,981
-Andrew?
-That's great. That's awesome.

1119
01:16:06,191 --> 01:16:08,735
Can you tell me the other lessons?

1120
01:16:08,819 --> 01:16:10,737
No. Not right now.

1121
01:16:11,446 --> 01:16:12,698
What?

1122
01:16:12,781 --> 01:16:13,615
Why?

1123
01:16:13,699 --> 01:16:15,784
Because I don't have any lessons.

1124
01:16:15,868 --> 01:16:18,829
Every time you asked me for a lesson,
I just pulled something out of my ass.

1125
01:16:18,912 --> 01:16:20,789
And I don't want to do that right now.

1126
01:16:21,623 --> 01:16:25,961
Wait. So you've been messing with me?

1127
01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:29,214
David, can you please fuck off right now?
I don't want to talk.

1128
01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:31,884
I don't have any lessons.
I don't know shit.

1129
01:16:37,139 --> 01:16:39,725
I guess I don't know
why I thought you know shit.

1130
01:16:39,808 --> 01:16:41,560
You don't even have a girlfriend.

1131
01:16:42,102 --> 01:16:45,397
You want to get your ass kicked
right now? Is that why you said that?

1132
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:47,941
-That's not funny.
-I'm not trying to be funny.

1133
01:16:48,650 --> 01:16:50,402
You're not the only one who can be mean.

1134
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:54,865
You're not mean, David.
You're just really fucking annoying.

1135
01:17:25,979 --> 01:17:27,022
Hi, Andrew.

1136
01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:28,941
What's up, chiller? Hey, Joseph.

1137
01:17:29,024 --> 01:17:30,359
Hey.

1138
01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:33,278
Hey, can you hold another thing right now?

1139
01:17:33,904 --> 01:17:36,156
It depends on what that thing is.

1140
01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,033
All right. Wait right there. Hold on.

1141
01:17:38,116 --> 01:17:39,326
What is it?

1142
01:17:39,409 --> 01:17:40,661
It is…

1143
01:17:42,496 --> 01:17:45,165
You know, just a MoYu 13-by-13.

1144
01:17:45,249 --> 01:17:47,668
It's for you, it's yours.

1145
01:17:48,627 --> 01:17:50,629
Thank you very much for this.

1146
01:17:51,129 --> 01:17:53,048
You sure you can hold it? Yes, you can.

1147
01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:55,509
That's really kind of you, Andrew.

1148
01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:58,929
Hey, Lola, why don't you
go sit at that table over there

1149
01:17:59,012 --> 01:18:01,515
and claim our territory
before everybody gets here.

1150
01:18:05,310 --> 01:18:07,688
Listen, we haven't told Lola yet,

1151
01:18:07,771 --> 01:18:10,065
but we're not gonna need you
to babysit anymore.

1152
01:18:10,899 --> 01:18:11,900
Why?

1153
01:18:12,651 --> 01:18:14,194
Lots of reasons.

1154
01:18:15,070 --> 01:18:17,197
One of them being I finished my trial.

1155
01:18:17,281 --> 01:18:18,532
We settled.

1156
01:18:18,615 --> 01:18:19,616
Congratulations.

1157
01:18:19,700 --> 01:18:22,661
Yeah. So, I'm actually gonna
be taking some time off.

1158
01:18:22,744 --> 01:18:25,372
We won't need a sitter anymore.

1159
01:18:27,875 --> 01:18:29,376
Where's Domino right now?

1160
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:30,961
She's at home.

1161
01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,756
Is she okay?

1162
01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,467
Yeah, she just didn't feel like coming
to a party tonight.

1163
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,430
Why are you so fucking vague, man?

1164
01:18:41,513 --> 01:18:44,224
-What?
-Is she, like, sick or what?

1165
01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:48,353
Look, Mr. Schindler's looking over here
like he wants you to get back to your job.

1166
01:18:48,437 --> 01:18:51,857
I'm going to let you do that.
I'm gonna go sit with Lola.

1167
01:18:56,278 --> 01:19:00,532
Could you do me a solid?
Could you pour me, like, a straight water?

1168
01:19:00,616 --> 01:19:02,326
And by water I mean vodka.

1169
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:10,876
Stepdad Greg.

1170
01:19:10,959 --> 01:19:14,671
Hey. I just showed up
with your mom and brother.

1171
01:19:16,256 --> 01:19:18,258
Well,
I didn't think you were showing up alone

1172
01:19:18,342 --> 01:19:20,469
to Benjamin Schindler's bar mitzvah party.

1173
01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:24,264
I hear we're driving you home
because you Ubered. Is that right?

1174
01:19:24,348 --> 01:19:26,058
That's right. Yes.

1175
01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:30,145
Although I feel like all
that Uber money might be worth it

1176
01:19:30,229 --> 01:19:32,731
to not smell that fish in your car.

1177
01:19:34,316 --> 01:19:36,318
-What fish?
-I have no idea.

1178
01:19:36,401 --> 01:19:39,488
I assumed you had many fish in your car.

1179
01:19:39,571 --> 01:19:43,033
-Did you put fish in my car?
-No, man, your car just reeks.

1180
01:19:44,284 --> 01:19:45,327
All right, Andrew.

1181
01:19:46,078 --> 01:19:49,248
Have a nice night
making certain people feel happy.

1182
01:19:49,331 --> 01:19:51,458
Have a nice night hating your life.

1183
01:19:53,669 --> 01:19:54,962
Are you drunk right now, son?

1184
01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:57,714
I am. Yes. Sir, yes, sir.

1185
01:19:59,508 --> 01:20:00,592
Hey, hey, hey.

1186
01:20:00,676 --> 01:20:03,387
Mr. Schindler wanted you to start
a while ago. Where have you been?

1187
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:06,306
Doping.
Tell him his kid's party's gonna be lit.

1188
01:20:06,390 --> 01:20:10,269
Yeah, I'm going to tell him
his kid's party starter was doping.

1189
01:20:10,352 --> 01:20:12,271
What? You stink.

1190
01:20:12,354 --> 01:20:13,647
Nah, you stink.

1191
01:20:13,730 --> 01:20:15,816
You stink. You have a job to do right now.

1192
01:20:15,899 --> 01:20:19,027
Well, Mr. Schindler's
wearing a clown costume, so.

1193
01:20:19,111 --> 01:20:22,322
You start now and I'll tell him
you were just pooping. Okay?

1194
01:20:22,406 --> 01:20:24,575
Okay, great.
Tell him whatever you want, Mom.

1195
01:20:25,325 --> 01:20:26,368
Job.

1196
01:20:26,451 --> 01:20:27,995
Okay, got it.

1197
01:20:28,078 --> 01:20:29,663
Jesus Christ.

1198
01:20:29,746 --> 01:20:30,914
-Hey.
-What?

1199
01:20:30,998 --> 01:20:34,626
I'm really sorry about last night.
I need advice. I'm really nervous.

1200
01:20:35,919 --> 01:20:38,463
Everybody's nervous.
You got it. I got to go.

1201
01:20:42,801 --> 01:20:46,513
Hello, everybody.
Are you guys ready for a circus?

1202
01:20:47,723 --> 01:20:49,808
You ready for some music? All right.

1203
01:20:49,892 --> 01:20:52,895
I know how hard it is for some of you
to get on the dance floor,

1204
01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:54,521
but the way we're going to start tonight

1205
01:20:54,605 --> 01:20:57,774
is everybody is gonna do
the Cha Cha Slide.

1206
01:20:57,858 --> 01:21:00,903
Every single person. No exceptions.

1207
01:21:01,695 --> 01:21:03,322
I'm literally not going to start the song

1208
01:21:03,405 --> 01:21:06,158
until every single person is
on the dance floor.

1209
01:21:16,043 --> 01:21:19,463
Hey. Do you want to walk with me
to the water fountain

1210
01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,465
while everybody's dancing
to the Cha Cha Slide?

1211
01:21:23,842 --> 01:21:24,843
Yeah.

1212
01:21:31,058 --> 01:21:35,020
Are we just getting water,
or should we hang out back here?

1213
01:21:36,563 --> 01:21:38,732
We can hang out back here.

1214
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,334
How was your soccer game?

1215
01:21:58,126 --> 01:21:59,127
Good. We won.

1216
01:22:00,003 --> 01:22:01,296
Congratulations.

1217
01:22:02,339 --> 01:22:04,716
I scored a goal for you.

1218
01:22:06,593 --> 01:22:07,678
That's nice.

1219
01:22:09,555 --> 01:22:12,766
-That's a really nice necklace.
-Whose cube is that?

1220
01:22:12,850 --> 01:22:14,893
Do you want to…

1221
01:22:15,978 --> 01:22:17,187
Kiss?

1222
01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:18,897
I just got it as a gift.

1223
01:22:19,648 --> 01:22:21,191
-Come on. Give it.
-No.

1224
01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:22,526
What are you looking at?

1225
01:22:22,609 --> 01:22:24,152
Hey.

1226
01:22:24,236 --> 01:22:26,029
-I'll be right back.
-All right.

1227
01:22:26,113 --> 01:22:28,574
To the left
Take it back now, y'all

1228
01:22:29,366 --> 01:22:33,370
One hop this time
Right foot, let's stomp

1229
01:22:33,453 --> 01:22:37,082
Left foot, let's stomp
Cha cha real smooth

1230
01:22:37,165 --> 01:22:42,045
Cha cha now, y'all
Now it's time to get funky…

1231
01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:47,551
-Give my cube back. Give it.
-You're tall enough.

1232
01:22:47,634 --> 01:22:50,262
-Give her her stuff back.
-Get off.

1233
01:22:52,806 --> 01:22:53,849
Oh, shit, Rodrigo.

1234
01:22:53,932 --> 01:22:55,267
Fuck head.

1235
01:22:56,268 --> 01:22:58,520
Guys, guys, guys.

1236
01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:00,355
-Are you okay?
-Hey!

1237
01:23:00,439 --> 01:23:01,940
Relax, relax. Relax.

1238
01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:03,108
-Hey!
-Goddamn it.

1239
01:23:04,276 --> 01:23:06,111
Hey, don't push my mom.

1240
01:23:08,488 --> 01:23:09,948
Yo, what the hell?

1241
01:23:10,032 --> 01:23:11,033
Hey.

1242
01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:13,869
Damn.

1243
01:23:17,581 --> 01:23:21,251
Andrew, there are boundaries
that come with a professional gig.

1244
01:23:21,335 --> 01:23:23,545
Every profession has those boundaries.

1245
01:23:24,171 --> 01:23:27,966
Okay, but the way you put
that man to sleep, stepdad Greg.

1246
01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:29,718
Andrew, this isn't funny.

1247
01:23:29,801 --> 01:23:31,470
Mom, I'm sorry that you got slugged,

1248
01:23:31,553 --> 01:23:34,890
but those kids that Rodrigo
and David were fighting are pricks.

1249
01:23:34,973 --> 01:23:37,351
Every kid in their grade
is going to sleep very well tonight,

1250
01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:40,395
knowing they got their asses kicked.
Along with that prick dad.

1251
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:42,523
-Now they won't fuck with people.
-The language.

1252
01:23:42,606 --> 01:23:44,608
Yeah. It was worth it, Mom and Greg.

1253
01:23:44,691 --> 01:23:47,611
Yeah, I've been waiting
to kick their asses for three years now.

1254
01:23:47,694 --> 01:23:48,737
Unbelievable.

1255
01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:51,532
And, Greg, that was the meanest right hook
I've ever seen, my boy.

1256
01:23:51,615 --> 01:23:54,243
Yeah, Greg.
I did not know you could move like that.

1257
01:23:54,326 --> 01:23:56,119
What are you, Jake Paul?

1258
01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:05,045
I knew you would like that one, dog.
He literally fell asleep.

1259
01:24:07,172 --> 01:24:09,007
Well, no one hits your mother.

1260
01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:19,101
Mom, it's not on the table.

1261
01:24:19,184 --> 01:24:21,311
-Did you look in my bag?
-Yes, it's not there.

1262
01:24:21,395 --> 01:24:23,230
I don't know.
Maybe it's on my bedside table.

1263
01:24:23,313 --> 01:24:24,314
Okay.

1264
01:24:24,398 --> 01:24:26,692
Look, I really don't want you
to drive right now.

1265
01:24:26,775 --> 01:24:29,695
-Greg, I had one drink.
-Where are you going?

1266
01:24:29,778 --> 01:24:31,822
I'm going to my friend's house
because she's sick

1267
01:24:31,905 --> 01:24:34,157
-and I want to go check on her.
-Why are you in such a hurry?

1268
01:24:34,241 --> 01:24:36,952
I'm not in a hurry. You need to
put ice on that. It looks horrible.

1269
01:24:37,035 --> 01:24:38,495
David, can you come upstairs with me?

1270
01:24:38,579 --> 01:24:41,415
And, you guys, ice your fists.

1271
01:24:41,498 --> 01:24:42,916
'Cause of your punches.

1272
01:24:43,542 --> 01:24:45,169
-Yes, sir.
-Yes, sir.

1273
01:24:45,252 --> 01:24:46,670
David, come up here.

1274
01:24:50,382 --> 01:24:53,343
I'm really sorry.
I was having a bad 24 hours.

1275
01:24:54,970 --> 01:24:58,098
-It's okay.
-It's not okay, but I'm really sorry.

1276
01:25:00,267 --> 01:25:02,728
-Did you have your first kiss tonight?
-No.

1277
01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:04,104
You didn't? That's good.

1278
01:25:04,188 --> 01:25:07,191
That's actually really, really good
because I realized something.

1279
01:25:08,025 --> 01:25:10,027
My lessons sucked.

1280
01:25:10,110 --> 01:25:11,612
They were, like, super misleading.

1281
01:25:11,695 --> 01:25:13,822
I kept telling you
that it was all about Margaret

1282
01:25:13,906 --> 01:25:15,908
and about, like,
giving her all your attention,

1283
01:25:16,867 --> 01:25:19,828
but I forgot to say that you have
to pay attention to yourself too.

1284
01:25:21,038 --> 01:25:24,249
It's not easy, like we were saying.
It's actually really hard.

1285
01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:27,878
Because you've got to go
for what you want, too.

1286
01:25:29,129 --> 01:25:30,881
Kissing is for two people to enjoy.

1287
01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:35,219
I got to go.

1288
01:25:36,970 --> 01:25:39,556
Really awesome shit tonight.

1289
01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:41,808
I'm so proud to be your big brother.

1290
01:25:43,227 --> 01:25:44,436
Love you.

1291
01:25:44,520 --> 01:25:46,396
-Andrew?
-Yes. What?

1292
01:25:48,690 --> 01:25:49,691
Good luck.

1293
01:25:50,692 --> 01:25:51,693
Thank you.

1294
01:26:04,540 --> 01:26:05,582
Hey.

1295
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,877
-Hi.
-Hi.

1296
01:26:10,128 --> 01:26:11,171
Are you sick?

1297
01:26:11,255 --> 01:26:13,423
No, I just didn't want to go to the party.

1298
01:26:13,507 --> 01:26:16,009
What are you-- It's not over.

1299
01:26:16,093 --> 01:26:17,177
It's not.

1300
01:26:17,261 --> 01:26:19,388
I just wanted to come
and tell you something

1301
01:26:19,471 --> 01:26:22,432
'cause I feel like I'm not going
to get another chance to tell you…

1302
01:26:23,141 --> 01:26:26,770
that I feel like
you don't want to get married.

1303
01:26:26,854 --> 01:26:28,355
So, I don't think that you should.

1304
01:26:30,524 --> 01:26:31,733
And I love you.

1305
01:26:33,110 --> 01:26:35,320
-You don't love me.
-Yeah, I do.

1306
01:26:38,991 --> 01:26:41,451
And more than anything,
I just want you to be happy.

1307
01:26:45,622 --> 01:26:46,832
I am happy.

1308
01:26:51,503 --> 01:26:55,591
When I'm with you, I feel so… alive,

1309
01:26:55,674 --> 01:26:57,426
and I feel so special.

1310
01:26:59,136 --> 01:27:00,512
But that's because it's all…

1311
01:27:03,098 --> 01:27:04,349
possibility.

1312
01:27:07,311 --> 01:27:09,146
We're not in a relationship.

1313
01:27:09,229 --> 01:27:12,024
-But what if we were in a relationship?
-I don't know.

1314
01:27:14,610 --> 01:27:19,072
And I don't want to know
because you are 22,

1315
01:27:20,032 --> 01:27:22,534
and you deserve so much more than this.

1316
01:27:22,618 --> 01:27:24,912
You can't just decide
that you love somebody,

1317
01:27:24,995 --> 01:27:27,080
and then that's that,
and everything's great.

1318
01:27:27,164 --> 01:27:28,790
-Yes, you can.
-No, you can't.

1319
01:27:28,874 --> 01:27:31,710
Yes, you can. You can.

1320
01:27:36,173 --> 01:27:38,550
You don't even know who you are yet.

1321
01:27:40,511 --> 01:27:42,846
Giving your heart to somebody is…

1322
01:27:44,223 --> 01:27:45,849
the scariest,

1323
01:27:46,683 --> 01:27:47,976
most dangerous,

1324
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:52,314
most perplexing thing.

1325
01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:56,026
What if we just kiss?
Maybe you'll change your mind.

1326
01:27:59,863 --> 01:28:00,864
No.

1327
01:28:04,159 --> 01:28:06,161
I want to marry him.

1328
01:28:07,663 --> 01:28:09,581
I do. I really want to marry him,

1329
01:28:09,665 --> 01:28:15,462
and I know that it doesn't seem like that
because of what I do, but I want that.

1330
01:28:15,546 --> 01:28:17,840
It's just that I'm so scared…

1331
01:28:20,384 --> 01:28:21,969
because the first one left.

1332
01:28:22,052 --> 01:28:23,053
He left me.

1333
01:28:29,351 --> 01:28:32,604
Marrying Joseph is the thing
that will help you the most.

1334
01:28:32,688 --> 01:28:34,022
What?

1335
01:28:34,106 --> 01:28:37,776
The other night you said that the things
that really scare you are the things

1336
01:28:37,860 --> 01:28:39,611
that are gonna help you the most.

1337
01:28:39,695 --> 01:28:41,488
I had thought that you were--

1338
01:28:43,115 --> 01:28:45,200
I thought that you were talking about me.

1339
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:49,621
Because I'm an idiot.

1340
01:29:24,281 --> 01:29:25,449
I'm really sorry.

1341
01:29:25,532 --> 01:29:27,034
Roll the window down.

1342
01:29:30,370 --> 01:29:32,956
I'm really sorry, man. I'm a dumb kid.

1343
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,709
I know. It's okay.

1344
01:29:39,463 --> 01:29:41,423
Thanks for looking out for Lola tonight.

1345
01:29:43,342 --> 01:29:44,927
Andrew, look at me for a second.

1346
01:29:46,303 --> 01:29:47,971
Thanks for looking out for my family.

1347
01:29:49,473 --> 01:29:51,391
-You good to drive?
-Yeah.

1348
01:30:10,035 --> 01:30:11,745
I'm drunk, now.

1349
01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:38,230
Mom, can you pick me up
in Greg's car right now?

1350
01:30:40,399 --> 01:30:44,611
Yeah, I'm safe.
Everything is just, like, a mess.

1351
01:31:09,928 --> 01:31:11,680
-Hi.
-Andrew, this is Ashlin.

1352
01:31:11,763 --> 01:31:15,142
I've heard so many things about you.
I hear you're a…

1353
01:32:16,119 --> 01:32:17,871
-Hello?
-Hey, it's me.

1354
01:32:19,081 --> 01:32:22,417
I got off early. Can I get David?

1355
01:32:23,043 --> 01:32:24,253
Yeah.

1356
01:32:24,336 --> 01:32:26,088
-Are your keys in here?
-Yeah.

1357
01:32:28,549 --> 01:32:29,550
Mother.

1358
01:32:30,175 --> 01:32:31,969
Can I tell you something?

1359
01:32:35,597 --> 01:32:37,724
I'm really sorry I gave you
that black eye,

1360
01:32:37,808 --> 01:32:40,686
is the first thing I wanted to say.
It looks really cool, though.

1361
01:32:42,062 --> 01:32:43,772
And I also want to tell you

1362
01:32:43,856 --> 01:32:46,608
that I have decided
I'm not going to Barcelona.

1363
01:32:49,319 --> 01:32:51,613
But I do think I'm gonna move out soon.

1364
01:32:53,323 --> 01:32:54,950
I realize I have enough money.

1365
01:32:56,618 --> 01:32:58,537
But I don't think
I'm going to move very far.

1366
01:33:02,499 --> 01:33:04,084
That sounds great, babe.

1367
01:33:08,839 --> 01:33:11,967
I've been passing our old house
on the way to work.

1368
01:33:12,050 --> 01:33:13,510
Like, I walk by it every day.

1369
01:33:14,303 --> 01:33:16,180
-You have?
-Yes.

1370
01:33:18,056 --> 01:33:20,893
And I feel really happy
every time I pass it.

1371
01:33:23,228 --> 01:33:25,147
And I just want you to know that.

1372
01:33:28,442 --> 01:33:31,778
Like, I have this urge to tell you
that I had a really great childhood.

1373
01:33:32,362 --> 01:33:34,907
And I think you're a really great mother.

1374
01:33:34,990 --> 01:33:37,159
I hope you know that. I think that.

1375
01:33:41,330 --> 01:33:43,582
And I also really love your new house.

1376
01:33:43,665 --> 01:33:45,834
And I'm really happy that you're happy.

1377
01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:49,713
Are you trying to kill me?

1378
01:33:53,967 --> 01:33:55,010
Yes.

1379
01:34:19,493 --> 01:34:20,702
Yeah. Come here.

1380
01:34:38,804 --> 01:34:39,930
-Hey.
-Hi.

1381
01:34:41,807 --> 01:34:44,685
For some reason, I was afraid
I was never going to see you again.

1382
01:34:44,768 --> 01:34:49,439
Well, I usually don't pick up David.
But today I got off work early, so…

1383
01:34:57,281 --> 01:35:00,117
You really caught me
off guard the other night.

1384
01:35:00,200 --> 01:35:03,745
I just didn't have a chance to think
about what I wanted to say to you.

1385
01:35:05,956 --> 01:35:08,959
It's not just
that I'm afraid of commitment

1386
01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:10,794
because I've been left before.

1387
01:35:11,753 --> 01:35:13,881
It's because
you're deeply in love with me?

1388
01:35:14,631 --> 01:35:15,632
Yeah.

1389
01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:21,597
But what I was gonna say is that…

1390
01:35:22,681 --> 01:35:25,017
it is really hard for me

1391
01:35:25,100 --> 01:35:29,938
to accept the fact that
until I leave Earth,

1392
01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:35,986
I'm gonna have always been so tangled.

1393
01:35:40,240 --> 01:35:42,576
She came when I was so young.

1394
01:35:43,410 --> 01:35:44,411
And…

1395
01:35:47,122 --> 01:35:52,169
then everything from there
was defined by her stages.

1396
01:35:53,587 --> 01:35:57,257
And then Joseph came along,
and I'm so thankful, but…

1397
01:35:58,717 --> 01:36:02,804
for the rest of my life,
everything is going to be defined by them.

1398
01:36:05,265 --> 01:36:06,475
But you,

1399
01:36:08,310 --> 01:36:09,811
you only have you.

1400
01:36:10,979 --> 01:36:14,983
And how scary but how amazing.

1401
01:36:16,401 --> 01:36:19,196
You can just figure things out,

1402
01:36:19,279 --> 01:36:22,658
and you don't have to worry
about bringing another person into it.

1403
01:36:25,327 --> 01:36:29,957
Yeah, I think you're so great.

1404
01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:34,253
I'm really sorry that--

1405
01:36:34,336 --> 01:36:35,587
It's okay.

1406
01:36:46,473 --> 01:36:48,809
-Well, dang, this sucks.
-What does?

1407
01:36:48,892 --> 01:36:51,228
You just gave me, like,
your farewell speech.

1408
01:36:51,311 --> 01:36:52,896
So this means we're saying goodbye.

1409
01:37:13,458 --> 01:37:14,751
I should go.

1410
01:37:14,835 --> 01:37:17,379
David doesn't think that I'm parking,

1411
01:37:17,462 --> 01:37:19,548
so I should get in the carpool line.

1412
01:37:21,216 --> 01:37:22,509
And I don't want to see Lola.

1413
01:37:22,593 --> 01:37:25,637
I realized the other day
I probably won't see her much anymore,

1414
01:37:25,721 --> 01:37:27,723
and that makes a lot of sense to me.

1415
01:37:28,765 --> 01:37:30,726
Yeah, but that makes me really sad.

1416
01:37:30,809 --> 01:37:32,186
Yeah, it makes me--

1417
01:37:34,521 --> 01:37:36,190
makes me really sad too.

1418
01:37:36,273 --> 01:37:37,858
Gosh, you're really sweet.

1419
01:37:37,941 --> 01:37:40,194
No, I'm not. I just really love you guys.

1420
01:37:42,946 --> 01:37:45,032
But my memories aren't going anywhere.

1421
01:37:46,783 --> 01:37:47,993
Neither will mine.

1422
01:37:50,537 --> 01:37:51,997
Neither will hers.

1423
01:37:55,000 --> 01:37:56,418
Okay, well.

1424
01:37:58,253 --> 01:37:59,254
Bye.

1425
01:38:05,969 --> 01:38:07,387
-Wait. Hold on.
-Yes?

1426
01:38:07,471 --> 01:38:12,893
I was gonna try
and get you this card.

1427
01:38:12,976 --> 01:38:15,270
I was going to mail it and then…

1428
01:38:17,231 --> 01:38:19,149
-I don't have--
-You don't have my address.

1429
01:38:19,233 --> 01:38:21,485
No,
I don't really know anything about you.

1430
01:38:22,653 --> 01:38:23,737
But you can have it.

1431
01:38:23,820 --> 01:38:25,072
Thank you.

1432
01:38:28,325 --> 01:38:30,494
By the way, I do think I'm a soul mate.

1433
01:38:32,246 --> 01:38:34,164
But I know that Joseph is too.

1434
01:39:56,371 --> 01:39:57,831
Do you want to talk about it?

1435
01:39:59,541 --> 01:40:03,128
No, not right now. Maybe later.
Thank you for asking.

1436
01:40:04,379 --> 01:40:06,548
Well, I'm--
I'll probably end up doing homework

1437
01:40:06,632 --> 01:40:09,885
at the dining room table,
so whenever you're ready.

1438
01:40:13,597 --> 01:40:16,016
David, I want to be friends forever, okay?

1439
01:40:16,725 --> 01:40:17,726
Okay.

1440
01:40:19,228 --> 01:40:21,438
Can I tell you something sad, though?

1441
01:40:21,522 --> 01:40:24,816
I think I'm not going to be living
in your room much longer.

1442
01:40:24,900 --> 01:40:28,237
I think it's probably time
I find my own place, right?

1443
01:40:29,363 --> 01:40:33,367
Yeah. I mean, that's probably right.
It's a pretty tight space.

1444
01:40:33,867 --> 01:40:36,578
Yes, it is a very tight space.

1445
01:40:38,872 --> 01:40:40,707
Did you talk to Margaret today?

1446
01:40:42,876 --> 01:40:45,879
Yeah. We did some talking.

1447
01:40:49,550 --> 01:40:53,303
What? Shut your ass up right now!
Did you have your first kiss today?

1448
01:40:54,930 --> 01:40:58,559
You had your first kiss today.
What are you talking about right now?

1449
01:40:58,642 --> 01:41:00,894
At school? Oh, my God.

1450
01:41:00,978 --> 01:41:03,438
Okay, so we're-- You're--
We're getting home right now.

1451
01:41:03,522 --> 01:41:06,108
You're going to do your homework
so freaking fast,

1452
01:41:06,191 --> 01:41:08,694
and then you're going to tell me
every single solitary detail.

1453
01:41:08,777 --> 01:41:10,904
And then we're going to break
into Greg's secret fridge

1454
01:41:10,988 --> 01:41:12,531
and pop some bottles before he gets home.

1455
01:41:45,272 --> 01:41:46,481
Why do you look upset?

1456
01:41:47,274 --> 01:41:48,483
Why do you look upset?

1457
01:41:50,777 --> 01:41:51,778
What's going on?

1458
01:41:55,824 --> 01:41:58,994
I think I'm a little heartbroken too.

1459
01:41:59,077 --> 01:42:01,747
What? Margaret?

1460
01:42:02,497 --> 01:42:03,665
No, no. It's…

1461
01:42:05,083 --> 01:42:06,668
I'm going to miss you.

1462
01:42:20,557 --> 01:42:22,434
I'm gonna miss you too, man.

