Long live the bride!
What do you mean, Mexico?
How much for your seat?
50 dollars
This will be interesting
Go!
Julio Cesar Chavez was Mexican
And Maromero Paez is too
No Maromero Paez is Chicano, not Mexican
Play!
Tell me about it!
Marriage is already hard. Why make it harder?
In my house we only allow Cubans, Christians or Cohorts.
Your daughters sound like very lucky ladies
Pass! Now I'm playing against two enemies and a traitor
And you've spent the whole game passing
You passed on four, you passed on two
Here's the four / two!
Billy! One last game!
She's the boss!
The one with the gold makes the rules
Dude! Dude! What a cross!
Get up you bum!
What's up with that glass jaw?
Give me a hug, in-law!
A moment ago we were nothing,
...and now we're family!
So that's what they call them...
How are the wedding arrangements going?
Have you found a church?
Of course we do
So why are we speaking English?
Well because we're in the United States.
We got here very young and we had to learn English
We spoke Spanish at home. But everyone spoke English at school and the streets
...so it was hard to preserve it
Of course
Oh my god! I need to burp the baby
Ever hear of the Inmortales?
You raised an angel, such a beautiful thing
Thank you, love
Yes We Can!
No We Can't!
No we can't!
Speak to me in Spanish, you Napoleonic Cuban!
I'll talk to you in Spanish, you clown!
You tacky whitexican
SINGING CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
Shut up!
So the one with the gold makes the rules?
Yes the one with the gold makes the rules!
You went too far
Try it on! Try it on! Try it on!
Mom be careful you almost fell!
You beautiful thing!
Acting like a dead fly, huh?
Let's dance
I don't think I should
It's our children's wedding!
That's true
Your daughter, my son, our children!
It's miraculous!
What are you doing
Rehearsal has started!
Are you kidding me?
I want to finish burying the knives to prevent the storm!
Mom don't be ridiculous
Give me those knives!
You see?!
The little puppy has a bite
Come with me
What's going on?
Hey, have you seen Sofi?
My god, it never fails
The Pig
200 people in 4 hours? Impossible!
Is the Herrera wedding here?
Yes, the wedding is here
This way gentlemen
All the way up!