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<i>The underdog Saints</i>

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<i>and the favorites, the Colts,</i>
<i>locked in a tight one in the second half.</i>

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<i>If Peyton Manning</i>
<i>can't come up with something here,</i>

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<i>the Saints are going to walk away</i>
<i>with their first Super Bowl victory.</i>

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<i>It's a resilient</i>
<i>football team, this New Orleans Saints.</i>

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<i>They just have some toughness</i>
<i>that they've shown all year.</i>

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<i>And I'll tell you, Super Bowl week,</i>

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<i>they weren't out playing patty-cake</i>
<i>gettin' ready for this game.</i>

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<i>They practiced hard.</i>

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Let's go! Let's go! Hut!

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<i>It's picked off!</i>
<i>It's picked off!</i>

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<i>It's Tracy Porter again!</i>
<i>He's running free!</i>

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<i>He's gonna go all the way!</i>

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<i>Hands outstretched!</i>
<i>It is a Saint touchdown!</i>

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<i>Seventy yards on the return!</i>

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<i>For the first time ever,</i>

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<i>the New Orleans Saints</i>
<i>are the world champions.</i>

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<i>It's time for the presentation</i>
<i>of the Lombardi trophy.</i>

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Coach Payton, what does it feel like
to be holding that trophy?

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Nobody thought we had a chance
when I came to New Orleans.

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Nobody thought we had a chance
entering this season.

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Nobody thought we had a chance
entering this game. It feels pretty good.

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I'll bet it does, Coach.

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But, for the record, I believed in you,

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and I believed in this team
from the very start.

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I don't remember you saying that.

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I didn't share that opinion publicly,
but I said it a few times around my house.

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Okay.

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You can get going now.

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You got it, Coach.

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Hey, come on in.

32
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Hey, Coach, um, I was just wondering--

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Get me a piece of Juicy Fruit.

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Okay, is that code for something?

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Yeah, it's code for
"I-I like the taste of gum."

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Get it.

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-You need something?
-Uh, yeah.

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Uh, Mr. Good-all is on the phone.
Line one.

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Roger Goodell on the phone?
The commissioner.

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Uh, he didn't say what his job was.

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Roger.

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<i>The National Football League,</i>

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an American institution
and ten billion-dollar-a-year industry,

44
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is caught up
in one of its biggest scandals.

45
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The New Orleans Saints paying players
to injure opponents on the field.

46
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<i>He condoned a bounty system.</i>

47
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<i>He lied about it to the NFL's faces.</i>

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<i>As a head coach,</i>

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<i>you need to be held accountable</i>
<i>and responsible.</i>

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<i>Coach Payton</i>
<i>has been suspended for a year.</i>

51
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<i>How much contact</i>
<i>can he have with the team?</i>

52
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<i>The league has told me Sean Payton's</i>

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{\an8}<i>not to have any communication</i>
<i>that relates to coaching activity.</i>

54
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Okay, so you're out in front of it.

55
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Then why is it all over the news, huh?
They're throwing me to the wolves. You--

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<i>It cannot be condoned…</i>

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Well, just fix it. All right? Do your job!

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<i>Payton should be gone for the year.</i>

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{\an8}<i>You know what I think</i>
<i>when people say they didn't do enough?</i>

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{\an8}<i>You did nothing.</i>
<i>All these guys deserve what they got.</i>

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-Watch the line.
-On your feet, everyone. Let's go.

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Hey, Coach Bizone is here.

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I'm sorry I'm late, guys. Freaking chain.

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-Cool bike. You get it for Christmas?
-No. It was my neighbor's. He died.

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Oh, I'm sorry for your loss.
No kickstand, Coach?

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It didn't come with one.
That's why you lean.

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Coach Bizone taught us something.
It only took three seasons.

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All right.
That's enough. That's enough. Take a lap.

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Who, me?

70
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No, Mitch, not you. Them. Go. Let's go.

71
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Okay, good. I don't take a lap for nobody.

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You get out of here too.

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All right, let's get going, guys.

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All right, Warriors.

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Uh…

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It was a good practice, right?

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Marcos, way to hustle.
The rest of you, um…

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Yeah. You know?

79
00:06:02,625 --> 00:06:05,125
Remember, game is tomorrow at two o'clock.

80
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Wait. Two? I thought it was four.

81
00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:09,875
Come on. It was four last week
'cause it was an away game.

82
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Tomorrow's at two
because we're playing at home.

83
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Wait, who did we lose to last week?

84
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I forget. It was the team
with the orange helmets and the swords.

85
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Could've been the Vikings,
the Romans, or the Knights.

86
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-The Blacksmiths.
-Thanks, Paulie.

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Marcos, count us out.

88
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All right. Come on! Come in here, baby!

89
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Come on, come on! Hype up, hype up!

90
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-My body hurts.
-All right.

91
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Ready? One, two--

92
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Warriors!

93
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I got you, Coach.

94
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Hello, and how are we tonight?

95
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Uh, good, I guess.
Not sure why I even drove out here.

96
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-Are you staying with us tonight?
-Yeah, what do you have available?

97
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Let's see. All we have left
is our presidential suite.

98
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Great. I'll take it.

99
00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:03,833
Ah.

100
00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,958
It's $125 a night.

101
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That's fine.

102
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Do you know how long
you're gonna be staying?

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Mm, not sure.

104
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Because I have to put in a check-out date
in the computer. That's how it works.

105
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Let's just say three nights.

106
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If you stay four nights,
you can get the fifth free.

107
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-Fine, four nights.
-So you don't want the fifth night?

108
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Why don't you tell me
how many nights I should stay?

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I'm not allowed to do that, sir.

110
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Then let's go with five, as long as
the fifth night isn't more of this.

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00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:34,541
Thank you for that thoughtful answer.

112
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<i>And with the blue and white</i>
<i>Warriors losing by 34 points,</i>

113
00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:03,916
here comes Harlan Haire
for the field goal.

114
00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:09,166
-There's our boy, number 44.
-There he is. Go, Connor!

115
00:08:09,250 --> 00:08:11,750
-Let's go, Connor!
-Connor!

116
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Harlan, you okay?

117
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.

118
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Hut!

119
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-My butthole!

120
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This is nice, huh?

121
00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:37,041
I'm feeling kind of dumb
wearing this, Jamie.

122
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It's cozy.

123
00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:43,000
Our combined body heat's actually melting
the M&M's in my trail mix.

124
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Baby, everyone is staring at us.

125
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They're not staring at us.

126
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They're staring at your ex-husband.

127
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Sean?

128
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What are you doin' here?

129
00:08:58,291 --> 00:09:01,250
Hey. It's nice to see you too.

130
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,000
I didn't mean it like that.
Like, "What are you doin' here?"

131
00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:08,541
I meant it like, "It's nice to see you,
but what are you doin' here?"

132
00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:10,208
Just came to watch my son play.

133
00:09:10,291 --> 00:09:12,291
It's nice to meet you.
I'm a little nervous.

134
00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:13,708
I've only seen you on TV

135
00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:16,791
and in the pictures
that your ex-wife threw away of you.

136
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,875
I'm Jamie, Beth's new husband.

137
00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:22,250
Oh. Sean.

138
00:09:24,125 --> 00:09:25,875
Sorry about the chocolate. Um…

139
00:09:25,958 --> 00:09:27,416
Just awkward, you know.

140
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:30,000
This is your Snuggie, and you're…

141
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Don't be awkward.

142
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I'm just happy, uh,
Beth found someone to Snuggie with.

143
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What the heck was that, ref?
Come on!

144
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These kids are 12 years old!

145
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What are we teaching them about violence
and conflict resolution?

146
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<i>That's another touchdown</i>
<i>for the Vikings.</i>

147
00:09:49,916 --> 00:09:51,541
I'm guessing we're not the Vikings.

148
00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:53,833
<i>That'll do it.</i>

149
00:09:53,916 --> 00:09:57,666
Seems like the Warriors are gonna
save on some electricity yet again.

150
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What's with that?

151
00:09:58,875 --> 00:10:03,000
Once a team gets up by 40,
they turn off the scoreboard. Game over.

152
00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,708
Kind of put an end
to the trauma pain fest.

153
00:10:06,625 --> 00:10:08,125
Big football fan, Jamie?

154
00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,375
I'm, uh, more of a fan of my stepson.

155
00:10:11,291 --> 00:10:13,291
-That's why I'm here.

156
00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:33,041
Hi, Con.

157
00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:38,000
-What are you doing here?
-Wow. Glad everybody's happy to see me.

158
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,625
Oh, he didn't mean it like that.
Did you, honey?

159
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,416
I just came here to do some scouting.

160
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,666
You never can find
good prospects too early.

161
00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:50,083
Hey, you, uh,
you played a great game out there.

162
00:10:50,666 --> 00:10:52,041
We lost zero to 40.

163
00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:55,458
No, no, I mean, you.
You were personally great.

164
00:10:55,541 --> 00:10:57,916
You can't help it
if all your teammates are horrible.

165
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:01,166
No, no. He was…
he was good too. Couple of good guys.

166
00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:02,541
Couple of horrible ones.

167
00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:05,083
Listen, I was just hoping
to get some time together.

168
00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:06,791
Maybe we can catch up, you know?

169
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,250
Good game, Connor.

170
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:15,791
Hey, we're having a barbecue tomorrow
with some of Connor's teammates.

171
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:16,750
Why don't you come by?

172
00:11:17,875 --> 00:11:20,291
-All right. Yeah, that sounds good.
-Okay.

173
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:24,041
It's at three o'clock. I'm doing
some interesting things with saffron.

174
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,750
The scoreboard thing is tough, huh?

175
00:11:29,250 --> 00:11:31,875
The league don't want the boys
to feel too bad about themselves.

176
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:33,458
I think it makes 'em feel worse.

177
00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,625
-Definitely doesn't feel great.

178
00:11:36,250 --> 00:11:38,333
You did a nice job out there, Coach.

179
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:41,083
Thanks. We're getting there. Troy Lambert.

180
00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,791
Hey, Troy, I'm Sean. Sean--

181
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:45,875
I know who you are.
Connor's a fine young man.

182
00:11:45,958 --> 00:11:47,958
Well, his mom did a great job.

183
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,958
That she did.
It was a pleasure meeting you.

184
00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:50,875
Okay.

185
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,125
Hey, Sean.

186
00:11:56,125 --> 00:11:58,916
How you doing? Mitch Bizone.
I'm Connor's coach.

187
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,375
Well, assistant coach. But, still,
you know, we're all part of the team.

188
00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,416
Uh, anyway, um,
I-I hope I'm not out of line here,

189
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:09,208
but, uh, I am really sorry about
everything that's been goin' on with you.

190
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,875
I mean, I've been seein'
everything all over the news.

191
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:13,208
It's all good. Thank you.

192
00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:14,333
Bountygate!

193
00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,333
Yep. That's what they're callin' it.

194
00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:18,458
Yep. Newspapers, radio…

195
00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,791
-It's online too.
-Yep, I know.

196
00:12:20,875 --> 00:12:23,208
-You know, the Internet--
-I know what the Internet is.

197
00:12:23,291 --> 00:12:24,708
Yep. Bountygate.

198
00:12:24,791 --> 00:12:26,416
-Everyone's talking about it.
-Okay.

199
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,208
-You okay on that thing?
-All good.

200
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:54,500
Front desk. Eric speaking.

201
00:12:54,583 --> 00:12:57,458
Yeah, uh, could you send,
uh, maintenance up here?

202
00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:00,541
Uh, turn this Jacuzzi off.
It's making a lot of noise.

203
00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:03,166
Oh, it's not on. It's just the filter.

204
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,375
Okay, well,
how do we get rid of the noise?

205
00:13:05,458 --> 00:13:07,875
Most guests find the sound soothing, sir.

206
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,250
I find it aggravating.

207
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:14,166
Okay, I could bring you up a fan
to counter the noise.

208
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,583
But then, wouldn't I hear the fan?

209
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:17,666
<i>Very much so.</i>

210
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,291
Sean, so glad you could make it.
Come on in.

211
00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,208
I wanna shake the hand
that shook the hand of Drew Brees.

212
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:45,041
-There you go. All right?
-So are you gonna be our new coach?

213
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,208
-We need you. Like, we really need you.
-We suck so bad.

214
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,708
Sadly, it's true.

215
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:53,000
If we didn't have Marcos,
we'd be the worst team in the league.

216
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,458
We are the worst team.

217
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:58,625
But, Brian, can you imagine
how bad we'd be without Marcos?

218
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,541
Hell yeah! I'm blowing up, man.
And I'm not gonna be here long.

219
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,208
-Lucky to have me.
-Tell you what.

220
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,791
You hang on to that confidence.

221
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:08,333
And the rest of you, listen to your coach.
Coach Troy and Coach Bizone.

222
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,000
-That's what you do.
-Coach Bizone.

223
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:10,916
Bizone.

224
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:17,375
-What's with Coach?
-He keeps drinking too much coach's juice.

225
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,583
He doesn't think we know, but he got
his license taken away four years ago.

226
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:23,000
Says the bike's part of a fitness regimen.

227
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,625
Hey, where's Connor?

228
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,208
Oh, he's still downstairs.

229
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,000
All right, boys. Food's ready outside.

230
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,416
Hey, Con.

231
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:42,333
-Our boy doesn't talk much, does he?
-Can you blame him?

232
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,500
-You missed a lot, Sean.
-I understand.

233
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,541
But that's… That's why I'm here.

234
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,791
That's great,
but it's gonna take some time.

235
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,041
Let's go.

236
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,416
Where's your helmets?

237
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,041
Helmets.

238
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,708
-New Orleans Saints.
<i>Emma. I-It's Emma, right?</i>

239
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,500
Listen, it's Coach Payton.
I'm trying to get through.

240
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,916
I need to get
to the, uh, new defensive coordinator.

241
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,791
Mm, I'm not allowed
to be talking to you. No contact.

242
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,416
Well, first of all,
this is nothing official, all right?

243
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,083
We're just two friends talking.
That's all we're doing.

244
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,750
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
I don't wanna get in trouble. Bye!

245
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,041
Emma. Emma! Uh, Emma! Emily?

246
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,875
Was it Emily?

247
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,625
I think it was Emily.

248
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,583
Connor, you've got outside contained.
Don't… don't guess.

249
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,208
-Let's run it again.

250
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,833
Hey, Coach, my boy's Paulie, the center.

251
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,083
You got any pointers,
you just pipe right on up.

252
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,500
-He needs all the help he can get.
-Sure thing.

253
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,750
Take a look at him. He's good.

254
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,333
He's not great, but he's good.

255
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:06,541
Pretty good. He's okay.
See what you can do with him.

256
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,000
Try that if you want to.

257
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,708
Connor, Harlan, you guys
up for some vegan ice cream?

258
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,750
It tastes just like regular ice cream.

259
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,250
As long as you've never eaten
regular ice cream.

260
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,250
Try it?

261
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,125
Come on!

262
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,541
It's made with green tea, banana leaves.

263
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,083
-You'll love it.
-Sure.

264
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,708
It's a new hemp ice cream place.
Gonna close in two weeks.

265
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:29,083
I guarantee it. Come on in.

266
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,916
Any one of you guys got any cash?
Your dad give you a credit card?

267
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,375
Wait, you want me to pay?

268
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,333
-Who this?
-I'm sorry. Uh, what's up, man?

269
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,500
Nothing. I'm just saying, "Who this."

270
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,250
Okay.

271
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,125
Black and gold, baby.

272
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,625
Argh! Son of a… Not again.

273
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,708
Stupid, cheap chain.

274
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,708
Freaking…

275
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:20,583
-Another tie.

276
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,583
Front desk.

277
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,750
Okay. Well, now the Jacuzzi filter
won't stop babbling.

278
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,833
Sounds like a guy
that doesn't know when to shut up.

279
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,041
Oh, no, no, Mr. Payton.

280
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:33,291
Those voices you're hearing
are from the Jacuzzi in our royal suite.

281
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,166
-You guys have a royal suite?
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

282
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,791
There's some fellows in there from SMU.

283
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,291
Let me know if they get too loud.
I'll bring up a fan.

284
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:45,000
Tell you what. Bring up a toaster.
We can end it all. Sound good?

285
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,250
All right. See you then.

286
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,541
Set! Down!

287
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,666
Blue, white! Blue, white!

288
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:02,208
Hut!

289
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,250
<i>Marcos drops back.</i>

290
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,166
<i>Makes the throw,</i>
<i>and it sails way over Brian's head.</i>

291
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:12,833
<i>And the Warriors blow yet another chance</i>
<i>to score in the red zone.</i>

292
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:15,041
<i>The Knights will now take possession.</i>

293
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,250
It's over! Step up.

294
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,250
This guy's got all day.

295
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,333
Get it, get it! Come on!

296
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,500
-Time-out.

297
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,416
Come on, guys.

298
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,916
Hey, Payton, two more points,
then it's lights out.

299
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,125
This quarterback's unstoppable.

300
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:55,708
No. The QB doesn't check his blind side
when he drops into the pocket.

301
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,041
They should just bring the safeties.

302
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,958
Where's he going?

303
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,375
Hopefully he's gonna teach 'em to cheat.
We're getting killed out there.

304
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:16,375
Oh. Coach, did you see that?
Some punk just threw my visor.

305
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,541
-Huddle up. Let's go.
-Who? Point him out. I'll snap his neck.

306
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,625
All right, guys.
It's that time of the game.

307
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,083
We can't let 'em score here.

308
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,666
I want all you d-backs
to drop into coverage, okay?

309
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,541
Actually, not… not all of you.

310
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,125
We're gonna blitz.

311
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,791
Linebacker blitz?

312
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,541
Safety blitz.

313
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,333
From the right?

314
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:47,375
From the left? Weak side safety blitz.

315
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,041
You heard… Yeah.
Weak side safety blitz, all right, guys.

316
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,791
Let's go get 'em. Come on! Come on!

317
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,416
Let's do this. Come on, guys.

318
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:58,291
Is this the one? Say you're sorry
to the man for throwing his visor.

319
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,708
-Sorry.
-It's not him!

320
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,625
You can't grab people by the neck.

321
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,208
It's fine. It's my nephew.

322
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,458
Son of a…

323
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,375
Uncle Mitch, you're the worst.

324
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,541
You're an embarrassment
to the family tree.

325
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,125
I'll pedal over to your mama's house.

326
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,083
You're gonna be on time-out
for, like, a month and a half.

327
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,541
Little punk-ass.

328
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:30,041
Blind 38! Blind 38!

329
00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,125
Oh, and it's a fumble.

330
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,791
<i>Connor Payton picks it up.</i>

331
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,500
<i>Oh my God! Can you believe this?</i>
<i>Can you believe this?</i>

332
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,000
<i>He's at the 20. He's at the ten.</i>

333
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:51,125
Oh my God! Touchdown, Warriors!

334
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,166
-Connor!
-Connor!

335
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,791
-That was our guy!

336
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,708
First touchdown of the season!

337
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,166
<i>And just as the game comes to an end.</i>

338
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,791
That was a touchdown! A real touchdown!

339
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,875
Take it easy. Act like you've been here.

340
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:08,916
Fully happened!

341
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,125
<i>Folks, that'll do it.</i>

342
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,875
<i>Final score here,</i>
<i>Warriors, 6. Knights, 38.</i>

343
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,208
Boys, boys, boys! Hey! Everybody, take
a look over there. You see what I see?

344
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,625
Electricity!

345
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:46,416
One, two, three, Warriors!

346
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,583
This is a Manhattan?

347
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:58,333
At J.D. McGilligan's,
our middle name is "Fun."

348
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:03,208
Well, if that's true, shouldn't it be
"J.F. McGilligan's?"

349
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,208
I'll ask Mr. McGilligan.

350
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,458
Okay. I'm… I'm gonna change this
into a Lone Star? How about that?

351
00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,416
Actually, make that two Lone Stars.

352
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,000
I hope you didn't mind me
butting in like that.

353
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,000
Mind? That was
our first touchdown all year.

354
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,916
Tough year, huh?

355
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,416
Look, they're great kids.

356
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,875
And they're not untalented.

357
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:34,791
No, I know. I see speed.

358
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,416
They're eager to learn.
They've got a good attitude.

359
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,458
-Yeah.
-You know.

360
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:39,750
Yeah. They just…

361
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:43,791
They need some better plays to run
and maybe a little motivation.

362
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,250
That's why I'm fixin'
to get a whistle around your neck.

363
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,375
Oh, right.

364
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:50,958
Oh, you're serious?

365
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:54,458
No… no pressure.
Uh, we'd… we'd love to have you.

366
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,541
I don't know how long I'm gonna be here,
'cause I'm appealing my suspension.

367
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:02,375
I'm hoping to be back at work
before the season starts.

368
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,666
You miss it?

369
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,041
I really don't know
anything else, you know.

370
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:10,750
I mean, being a head coach of an NFL team
is like going a hundred miles an hour,

371
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,583
365 days a year.

372
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,041
Look, I figured.

373
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:16,875
I mean, I've been coaching your son
since peewee league.

374
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,791
I just met you last week.

375
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:25,958
Another reason I don't want a whistle.
I'm not even sure Connor would like it.

376
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:29,708
Look, being Sean Payton's son ain't easy.

377
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:32,625
Not for a kid playing football in Texas.

378
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:35,750
Hell, my dad
coached our local high school team,

379
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,166
and I never lived it down.

380
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,333
You won the damn Super Bowl.

381
00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:42,333
-I never pushed him to play.
-No, but he did.

382
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:45,416
And it may be easier on him,

383
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,041
and you, and, frankly, me

384
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:51,000
if you were on that field
with us every day.

385
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:59,250
Come on! Get off the wall!

386
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,208
My chain now, McGilligan.

387
00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:10,958
You do need help.

388
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,583
Hey, you got any more bagels back there?

389
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,500
Um, no.

390
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,041
Well, what about those right there?

391
00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:54,833
Oh, yeah, those are for my wife.

392
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,000
She's pregnant.

393
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,583
This is your first?

394
00:24:57,666 --> 00:25:01,125
No, it's my third.
I've been nibbling all morning.

395
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,458
I meant kids.

396
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,250
Oh. Yeah, it's my first.

397
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,583
Hey, listen, I'm, uh,
gonna extend my stay.

398
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,958
-How long?
-I'm not doin' this again with you.

399
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,291
Just extend it, okay?

400
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:14,625
Now, you guys got a copy machine?
I'm gonna need 23 copies of this.

401
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,666
Oh, technically it's self-service.

402
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,041
I got you, Mr. Payton.

403
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:24,125
-Got anything I can spread this jelly on?
-There's some hard-boiled eggs over there.

404
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,875
I didn't say the worst thing
you could spread jelly on.

405
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,916
You didn't say the best.

406
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,333
God.

407
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:44,500
What are you doing?

408
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:46,666
What <i>was</i> I doing?

409
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,583
Transcendental Meditation.

410
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:53,000
It's where I repeat a mantra to myself

411
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,125
until I reach
a deeper state of consciousness.

412
00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,375
Hmm. What's a mantra?

413
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,333
A mantra is a word or a phrase
or even a noise that you repeat

414
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:04,708
and it helps you focus
and clear your mind.

415
00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:06,541
You know, we could meditate together,

416
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,333
and clear our minds
and share memories and feelings.

417
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,250
-Isn't that cool?
-Well, like what?

418
00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:14,125
I could tell you about the time
when I was in college

419
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,333
and I was backpacking through Asia.

420
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:18,750
I thought for sure they were all women.

421
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,041
-Jamie.
-Yes?

422
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,375
Connor shouldn't be
hearing about that at his age.

423
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,541
But he's… he's not hearing. He's feeling.

424
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,166
That's even worse.

425
00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:30,333
Oh, that must be your dad.
He's gonna take you to practice today.

426
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,333
What?

427
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,833
He called this morning
and asked if he could take you.

428
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,541
Why didn't you say no?

429
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:40,458
I think it'll be good for you guys
to connect and get some one-on-one time.

430
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,291
Well, I don't want
any one-on-one time with him.

431
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:48,166
-I'm not going to practice.
-Yeah, skip practice.

432
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,958
Stay here. I'll share with you
the time I was in a bathhouse

433
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,625
with ten sumo wrestlers.

434
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,375
-These guys prune up everywhere.
-All right. I'll go. I'll go.

435
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,375
Any music you like?

436
00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:10,083
You still into country?

437
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,458
You know where you're going?

438
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,125
The only place I've been
other than my hotel for the last week?

439
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,250
Yeah, I got an idea.

440
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:22,666
I meant from my house.

441
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:28,375
You know I used to live there, right?
Before the dream catchers and salt lamps.

442
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:30,916
I've been told.

443
00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:35,541
So,

444
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:39,833
guess who the new offensive coordinator
for the Warriors is?

445
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:42,791
How did that happen?

446
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:45,291
Coach Troy asked me,

447
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,375
and I thought it'd be cool
because we'll get to hang.

448
00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:50,041
Hang?

449
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,208
Yeah. What we're doing right now. Hangin'.

450
00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:57,166
It's tough enough right now
with you just in the bleachers.

451
00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:59,625
You know what Paulie's dad said about you?

452
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,750
I don't give a crap
about what Paulie's dad thinks.

453
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,541
Maybe I do.

454
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,416
Hell yeah, I want stuffed crust.
What kind of question's that?

455
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,083
Paulie, are you seriously
ordering a pizza right now?

456
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,541
We're about to practice.

457
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,541
Ordering it now
so it gets here at the peak of my hunger.

458
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:20,250
I don't care. Hang up the phone.

459
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,958
All right, Warriors. Our season
hasn't got off to the best start.

460
00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:26,333
What are you talking about?
We scored a touchdown.

461
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:35,041
All right. All right.
True, but we did still lose 38 to 6.

462
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,166
Wow, killing the vibe, Coach.

463
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,416
Look, I know each of y'all
are doing your best, okay?

464
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,958
We just need somethin'
to pull it all together. A new voice.

465
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:46,250
Is Mr. Payton gonna be our new coach?

466
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,833
Coach Payton is gonna be
our new offensive coordinator.

467
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,208
-Okay.
-How about that?

468
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:58,666
Our defense sucks too.

469
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:00,583
Thank you.

470
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:04,875
Look, I want you boys to treat Mr. Payton
with the same respect you treat me.

471
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:07,083
Oh, oh, we can do better than that.

472
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:11,875
But to clarify,
Coach Payton is third in line.

473
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,750
In other words,
if Coach Troy were the president,

474
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:16,166
I'd be the vice president.

475
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,958
And if Coach Troy
happened to get assassinated,

476
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:20,375
I'd take over.

477
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,708
Coach Payton would then become
the vice president.

478
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:25,750
Um, what happens
if both of you guys got shot?

479
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:29,541
Well, I think they'd, uh, cancel.
I don't think we could play that game.

480
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:32,000
Okay, that's good to know.
Guys, let's line up.

481
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:35,875
-Hey, when I tell my guys to line up,

482
00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:38,458
the last one there,
he'd be running stairs till sundown.

483
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,041
Gentlemen, it's about speed.

484
00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:50,875
So if you don't got it,
you better hurry up and get it.

485
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,041
Now, on my count,

486
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,625
we're gonna run to that 40-yard line
as fast as you can.

487
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,416
You said, "On my count."

488
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,958
How many Mississippis is that gonna be?

489
00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,250
How about this?

490
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,625
One, two, three, four.

491
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:11,833
Congratulations. You four
just became our new wide receivers.

492
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:16,208
Let's get those pads on.
Let's get to work. Come on.

493
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,833
Get over that. Go, go, go, go!

494
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,500
Keep goin'.

495
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,541
Whoa! Slow down there, buddy.

496
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,250
Drop them hips down.

497
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,250
What happened here?

498
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,666
Quick feet, quick feet!

499
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,791
Quick shoes. I like that.

500
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,750
There you go. All right, come on.

501
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,583
-Full rush, let me see it. Set, hit!

502
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,791
Nice. Okay, Nate, all right,
let me see that spin.

503
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,208
Set, hit!

504
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:56,208
We'll get it, okay?

505
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:57,958
Hey, Mitch.

506
00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,791
-That's what you get!
-Bizone is down!

507
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,333
-All right.
-Thanks.

508
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,833
There you go, Harlan. You got a great leg.

509
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,250
What's happenin' during the game?

510
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,708
This is practice. No pressure in practice.

511
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:23,000
That's your problem.
You know what the pros do?

512
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,083
They put all the pressure on
during practice

513
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,541
so that when the game comes along,
there's none left.

514
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,291
Paulie, how you doing at center?

515
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,875
It doesn't matter. I'm just playing
so my dad can relive his glory days.

516
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,875
If you're not happy by end of the season,
I'll talk to him. How's that sound?

517
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:38,833
-Really?
-Yep, but I'm not gonna have to.

518
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,083
Everybody, listen up.

519
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,250
The only reason to play football
is to have fun.

520
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:44,750
And the only way to have fun

521
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:46,583
is to win.

522
00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:49,000
And the only way to win

523
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:52,000
is with this.

524
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,166
A new playbook?

525
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:55,875
Whoa!

526
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:56,916
Awesome!

527
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,833
Are these real NFL plays?

528
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,208
Oh my God!

529
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:05,083
We'll be winning the championship.

530
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,958
-How can they stop us?
-Whoa!

531
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,041
Look at Page 16.

532
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,041
I see you made a few minor changes.

533
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:14,041
It's upside down. Just turn it.

534
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:15,541
-Oh.
-Yeah.

535
00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:17,375
Got it.

536
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:20,583
Yeah. The base is all there.
I just expanded on it, that's all.

537
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,791
Listen, I want you to study them,
take 'em home with you tonight.

538
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,666
-Keep 'em with you at all times.
-Yes, sir.

539
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:27,708
All right.

540
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,791
What play is this?

541
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,791
Mr. Coach Payton.
Cindy Jenkins, Dennis's mom.

542
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:41,333
-Nice to meet you.
-I wanna talk to you about Dennis.

543
00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:44,750
Whatever position I asked him to play,
that's what he's playing for a while.

544
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:48,041
I don't care what position he's playin'
as long as he's playin' football.

545
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:52,083
I just don't want you goin' easy on him.
That little peanut needs toughenin' up.

546
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:55,041
I treat all my players the same.
Always have.

547
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:57,416
It's just Dennis is so nice and sweet.

548
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,875
This is Texas, Coach. That won't fly.

549
00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:03,500
-Sounds like a job for Dennis's dad.
-Oh, he's out the picture.

550
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,208
He went out to Meineke for a new muffler
in 2007 and never came back.

551
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:09,416
All right, well, I'm sorry about that.

552
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,500
Listen, come on over to the house.

553
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,083
Run some drills with him, maybe me.
I'll make dinner.

554
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:20,708
It's awful nice of you,
but, uh, it's not necessary.

555
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:24,333
Well, how many nights in a row
can you eat at J.D. McGilligan's?

556
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,875
I'm making gumbo.

557
00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,583
Please, for Dennis.

558
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,708
All right, fine, but for now,
I got a game to get ready for, so…

559
00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:35,791
-You do you, baby.
-Mm-hmm.

560
00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:41,250
Got a girlfriend!

561
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,541
New Orleans Saints, huh?

562
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,291
I was a hell of a running back myself.

563
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:49,625
In '86, I was the man.

564
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:53,708
I scored a touchdown
with four defenders on my back.

565
00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:56,208
Blown out knee, blown out ankle,

566
00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:59,583
severe jock itch, a cavity,

567
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,375
everybody still on my back,

568
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,958
helped a woman have a baby,

569
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,625
scored the touchdown,

570
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,083
did my touchdown dance,

571
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:11,458
and came home to save my mama
from a heart attack.

572
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,625
Gus, keep your eyes on the road.

573
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,583
Still got the jock itch though.

574
00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:22,875
<i>With the Rams leading 6-0,</i>

575
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:26,125
<i>they have the ball</i>
<i>on the Warriors' 45-yard line.</i>

576
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:28,875
<i>Second down with three yards to go</i>
<i>for the first down.</i>

577
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,708
Come on, Dennis!

578
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,416
Go, Dennis!

579
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,250
Mama!

580
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:52,041
-Did Dennis just fall down?
-Yeah, he doesn't like contact.

581
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,583
Does he know he's playin' football?

582
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,208
Hey, uh, Dennis, come here.

583
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:04,916
So you, uh…
you wanna tackle that guy, huh?

584
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,791
I mean, I did. Then I didn't.

585
00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:11,583
Coach Troy and I
have been thinking about it,

586
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,708
and we're gonna move you to fullback.

587
00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:17,666
Fullback? I-I can't play fullback.
Everyone's gonna try and hit me.

588
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,708
Well, you better make sure
that they don't.

589
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:28,791
That was good.
Some real sports psychology right there.

590
00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:30,041
Yeah, a little bit.

591
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,208
What you got in there?

592
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:34,333
Uh, it's for my…

593
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,375
It's for my, uh, skin condition.

594
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:39,875
Yeah.

595
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:46,041
I want 42 long, I-formation,
wideout trips, all right? Go, go, go, go!

596
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,541
All right, huddle up, uh…

597
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:55,208
42 long, I-formation wide,
something, something.

598
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,041
-Wait. Am I the formation?
-Who's number 42?

599
00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:00,250
-Dennis, we're on offense.
-They told me to come.

600
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,916
-Where am I supposed to line up?
-You're the center.

601
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,958
Right.

602
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,666
Didn't any of you study the plays?

603
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,708
My dad didn't even understand these plays.

604
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,875
-Everyone, just go long.
-Okay, ready?

605
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:10,916
Ready!

606
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,041
Watch that pass! Watch that pass!

607
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,708
Set! Set!

608
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,458
Blue, white. Blue, white. Hut!

609
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,125
-Whoa!
-Uh, thanks.

610
00:36:39,791 --> 00:36:40,833
Way to go, Coach.

611
00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:42,458
Good job, good job.

612
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:44,416
Marcos, nice throw.

613
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:50,250
All right. Hey, good first half.

614
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,541
Some minor adjustments, all right? Marcos.

615
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:53,500
Coach.

616
00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,583
You are the most talented player
on our team.

617
00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:56,958
-Too true.
-Don't remind him.

618
00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:59,208
-Second most talented.

619
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:02,541
Focus up, boys.
Listen. You're not a quarterback.

620
00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:05,291
-We're moving you to running back.
-I'll do both. I could do it all.

621
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:08,166
You can't play QB and running back
at the same time.

622
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,458
All good. Whatever the team needs, baby.

623
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,041
Okay. What did you call me?

624
00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:14,500
-Coach.
-That's what I thought.

625
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,250
-Brian, you're new starting quarterback.
-Yes!

626
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,458
Finally! You can all suck it.

627
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:22,375
Brian, you know in the NFL,
when the linemen don't like the QB,

628
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:24,875
you know what they do?
They let the defense through.

629
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,500
Sorry, everybody. I'll suck it.

630
00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:28,541
Yeah!

631
00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:30,000
Okay, guys, let's go.

632
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,791
Everybody else,
you're in the same positions.

633
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,500
Let's get some effort.
A little energy. Let's go!

634
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,125
Sure about doing this at halftime?

635
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:41,583
What we were doing wasn't workin'.
We gotta adjust.

636
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:44,291
I don't wanna adjust these kids
into the emergency room.

637
00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:45,208
They'll be fine.

638
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:47,833
They can barely play the positions
they've been playing all year.

639
00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:02,083
They're all in different places.
That's good?

640
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,583
He switched it all up.

641
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:05,916
Dennis, I think you're over here.

642
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,708
-Why ain't Marcos the quarterback?
-I don't know.

643
00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:13,500
Ready. Set. Go!

644
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,666
Now that could not have been
an actual play.

645
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,958
Maybe we go back to the old, dumb,
peewee playbook for the rest of the game.

646
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:34,291
I know this is like buildin' an airplane
while you're flyin' it, but trust me.

647
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:39,125
Yeah, more like crappin' in a rainstorm
when you're buildin' an outhouse.

648
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:42,291
-That doesn't make sense.
-Neither do these plays, Troy.

649
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:45,208
Let's get you some water.
Come on, come on.

650
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:46,625
Let's go. Field goal unit.

651
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,458
What the hell is he lookin' at?

652
00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:04,958
Harlan.

653
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,416
Hike.

654
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,083
My butthole!

655
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,416
Come on!

656
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,416
Hey, Payton!

657
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:21,125
You can't just switch everything up.
This ain't no merry-go-round.

658
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:24,250
What you doin'? Marcos has been
a quarterback his whole life.

659
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,333
He'll be a running back
for the rest of it.

660
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,208
Are you blind? My boy's got a cannon.

661
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,333
He's the best player on the team
besides Paulie.

662
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,416
He's more of an asset as a running back.

663
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:36,500
He's not one of your assets.
He's my son, and he's a quarterback.

664
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:37,458
Here's the thing.

665
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,583
I'm here to win games,

666
00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:42,625
not make you feel better
about what position your son's playing.

667
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:44,875
So stay in the stands with the parents,

668
00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,958
and I'll be on the sidelines
with the coaches.

669
00:39:48,666 --> 00:39:51,208
Guys, give it a chance, please.

670
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:59,333
I think we're, uh, finished here, fellas,
for the day.

671
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:03,958
The bus is full anyway.

672
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:10,916
Man, I expected today to go better.

673
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,125
Yeah, we're worse than we were
before he showed up.

674
00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:17,375
I thought this guy was supposed to be
some type of Super Bowl-winning coach.

675
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,916
Yeah, and we scored a touchdown
without him.

676
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,916
Yeah.

677
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,583
All right, boys, listen up.

678
00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:34,083
I know it might not have felt like it,
but I saw a lot of improvement out there.

679
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,958
As soon as we get a handle
on these new plays,

680
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:38,000
we're gonna turn things around real quick.

681
00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:42,083
Yeah, um, Coach, I don't think any of us
understand the new plays.

682
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:45,041
What? Who's having trouble
with the playbook?

683
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,125
It looks unanimous.

684
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,958
Gotta line up here.
I want everybody hip-to-hip here.

685
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,958
I don't want any space here.
People were getting through here.

686
00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:00,125
Salt shaker right there… Okay?

687
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,708
We gotta get set up here.

688
00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:04,166
Connor, Jason, you are our tortilla chips.

689
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:08,041
That means, Dennis and Marcos,
you're our lime wedges. You're right here.

690
00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:12,291
-Which makes our hot sauce… That's Brian.
-Brian's more of a napkin.

691
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:16,125
We're going green right formation.
That's our initial formation. You with me?

692
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,416
Yes, Coach. Yeah.

693
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:21,375
Great. Okay. Now we have our X chip
on the side here, and our Z--

694
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,000
-Where's the Z chip? What did you do?
-Sorry.

695
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,375
All right. Okay, here we go.

696
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:28,541
We got our Z chip here,
but we're gonna send our Z chip in motion.

697
00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:31,000
Now we have both wide receivers
on this side.

698
00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:34,708
Once they cross the line of scrimmage,
they cut right, which means our hot sauce…

699
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,083
-I drop back and fake it to the lime.
-Yes.

700
00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:39,166
I'm the lime.
I pretend to get the ball and block?

701
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,250
Yeah.

702
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,625
-Jason and I cut to the right.
-I throw it to the open tortilla chip.

703
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:45,250
Yes! There you go!

704
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,875
Now let's go with X whip.

705
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:51,416
We're gonna do the same thing,
but we're not linin' up that way.

706
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,541
We'll bring this chip here. Don't eat it.

707
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,166
Hey, Coach, what if a cupcake
tries to attack 'em?

708
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:59,166
-You're afraid of a cupcake now?
-Cupcakes sound good.

709
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,291
-Can I see a dessert menu?

710
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:04,375
You get that first step,
you're up the sideline, you know?

711
00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:05,375
It's all you.

712
00:42:06,916 --> 00:42:09,416
You gonna stick around
for the rest of the season?

713
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:14,875
Well, if I win my appeal, I'll probably…
I'll probably have to go back.

714
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,458
Con,

715
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,083
it's my job.

716
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:26,000
-I wish you guys were closer.
-Why can't you be closer?

717
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:29,541
Coach the Cowboys.
Dallas is, like, 45 minutes away.

718
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,500
'Cause Dallas already has a coach.

719
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,458
Look,

720
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,375
I know this hasn't been easy.

721
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,333
No, you don't.

722
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,541
What do you mean?

723
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:46,291
What is it, Con?

724
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,500
People always ask me about you.

725
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,291
And most of the time,
I have to just make it up, because…

726
00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:00,708
I don't know you.

727
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:07,541
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
C-Connor, look, I'm here.

728
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,041
I'm here now.

729
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:11,875
You can ask me anything.

730
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,666
What do you wanna know?

731
00:43:19,541 --> 00:43:22,750
What made you decide to go
for the onside kick in the Super Bowl?

732
00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:25,666
That's a good question.

733
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,041
Sometimes to succeed,
you need to do the unexpected.

734
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:33,250
That's what I did with that onside kick.
I knew it would surprise 'em, and it did.

735
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,000
Any other questions?

736
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:39,666
Did you do it?

737
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,666
Do what?

738
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:44,875
What happened with your team.

739
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,125
It's complicated, Connor.

740
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,833
But look, at the end of the day,
I'm the head coach,

741
00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:54,541
so I-I-I've gotta be the one
to take responsibility.

742
00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:00,250
If you're taking responsibility,
then why are you appealing?

743
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:02,083
Wow.

744
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,250
That's another good question.

745
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:08,166
I don't know. I guess…

746
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:12,791
I couldn't see myself
being away from football for another year.

747
00:44:13,916 --> 00:44:16,416
Well, you're not away from it anymore,
I guess.

748
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:24,250
You gonna pick me up
for practice tomorrow?

749
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,583
Assuming Coach Troy doesn't fire me.

750
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:50,375
Nine seconds left. We're down
by two. This is it. This is our season.

751
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:53,375
We make it or break it right here.
We got time for one more play.

752
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:58,500
And this is how we define ourselves.
We gotta decide who do we want to be?

753
00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,625
-Paulie, pay attention!
-Y-Yes, Coach.

754
00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:04,625
Here's where we're goin'. We're gonna go
turbo stack, green four. Okay?

755
00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:07,208
-What?
-Two limes. One hot sauce.

756
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,250
-Bring the queso?
-Bring the queso, guys!

757
00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:13,000
Yeah!

758
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,875
Let's go!

759
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,750
Go, seven!

760
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:22,791
Let's go!

761
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:32,416
Get down! Go, baby! Go!

762
00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:35,500
Down, set, go!

763
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:41,208
Get it. You got it. Yeah!

764
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,916
Come on, Marcos.

765
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:50,291
Go, go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!

766
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:02,041
Jamie, we won! We won!

767
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,666
-We won our first game!
-We won!

768
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,083
Way to go, man.

769
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,500
Over here! I'm open!

770
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:32,958
Ah, so this is what it feels like to win.

771
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,458
-Next stop, championship!
-Yeah!

772
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,500
Don't get ahead of yourself, Jason.

773
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:40,750
No, no, no. I like the energy.
Hey, listen up, everybody.

774
00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,958
Hey, you guys earned this, okay? Enjoy it.

775
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,500
I want you to carry this feeling
to the next game.

776
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,750
Yeah!

777
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:04,291
Hi. We're getting a lot of complaints.

778
00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:05,458
About what?

779
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:08,875
The noise. Splashing noises, mostly,
with some yelling.

780
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:10,708
Who complained?

781
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,250
Uh, hotel people.

782
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,416
What hotel people?

783
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,333
Uh…

784
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:20,000
No one complained, did they, Eric?

785
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:21,583
No.

786
00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:23,416
Why are you upset about the noise?

787
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,083
It's bumming me out that you guys
get to swim and I have to work.

788
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,541
Well, why don't you take a break
and swim with us?

789
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:29,666
-Really?
-Absolutely.

790
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:32,625
That would be great! Do you think
it'd be okay if I swam in my underwear?

791
00:47:32,708 --> 00:47:34,958
-I think that would be inappropriate.
-Oh.

792
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,083
Hey, do you work here?

793
00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:37,000
I do.

794
00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:39,125
Someone got their hand stuck
in the ice machine.

795
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,041
Oh.

796
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,333
We've all been there.

797
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,083
Hey, good move.

798
00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:49,541
Connor, go deep.

799
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,166
Warriors!

800
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,791
Dennis, don't turn around.

801
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:25,416
Oh my God, Connor Payton recovers!

802
00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:36,708
Come on. Come on.

803
00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:38,375
Whoa!

804
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:52,166
Yes!

805
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,166
That's my boy!

806
00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,833
Harlan, get in here.

807
00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,291
Okay, Coach.

808
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,958
Is that what this is about?
That young lady?

809
00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,500
It's got nothing to do with her.

810
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,791
Hey, I need you to focus.
Forget about everything else.

811
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:12,000
Block it out. All right?
She… she is not here.

812
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,375
She's right there. I see her.

813
00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:18,958
Hey, hey, we practice hard so that
there's no pressure in the game, remember?

814
00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:21,416
Okay. I'm gonna do it, Coach.

815
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,416
All right. That's my boy. Go get 'em.

816
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,166
Line it up. Let's go.

817
00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:26,958
-Think he's gonna do it?
-Nope.

818
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,708
He looks even more scared
than the last time.

819
00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:31,958
I know. What a little wussy.

820
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:34,208
Come on! Let's go, Warriors!

821
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,500
-Hut!
<i>The ball is snapped.</i>

822
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,125
<i>-Harlan with the kick.</i>

823
00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:40,916
My butthole!

824
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,791
And the Warriors win,
but the extra point is no good.

825
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:47,750
Thank you, Mom.

826
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,708
Let's go!

827
00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:56,791
Did you see Connor score that goal?

828
00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:59,375
Yeah. I was, uh… I was… I was out there.

829
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:01,166
Yes, I saw you.

830
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,666
I like you and Connor connecting.

831
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,750
You said it would take some time,
and it did,

832
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:08,291
but I feel like we're moving
in the right direction.

833
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:11,333
You know, when I was a kid,
I idolized my father so much.

834
00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:14,125
Then, when I was eight, they got divorced.

835
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:17,416
My dad moved out.
I resented him so much. I…

836
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,750
He used to call the house.
I wouldn't even pick up the phone.

837
00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:23,666
He'd come by outside school, and I…

838
00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:27,833
I'd walk right by him
and not even acknowledge him.

839
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,375
I know that must've hurt him.

840
00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:33,666
So when did you guys reconnect?

841
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,000
Oh, we never did.

842
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:39,416
Yeah. He could be dead by now.
It was 30 years ago, but…

843
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,958
Anyway, good game today.

844
00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,500
Uh, why… Why would you tell me that story?

845
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:50,916
You're wearing the same cologne as he did,
and it just reminded me of him.

846
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,083
I-I don't wear cologne.

847
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,666
Oh. My bad. Sorry about that.

848
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:01,666
I just thought…

849
00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:05,666
I-I got a whiff of something, and I…
I just spilled my maté.

850
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:06,708
It's okay.

851
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:08,416
Sorry again.

852
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:15,625
Oh, right on time.

853
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:17,500
Oh, and dressed so snazzy.

854
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:19,958
-Come on in.
-Thank you for having me.

855
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:22,041
Oh, and you brought a tiny cake.

856
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:27,583
Hey there, buddy. What you working on?

857
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,958
-Oh, Spanish.
-<i>Bueno.</i>

858
00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:30,875
Huh?

859
00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:35,708
I hope you like Pinot Grigio.
We drink a lot of it.

860
00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:36,875
"We"?

861
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,208
Well, just me.
Makes it more fun around here.

862
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:44,708
You know, I-I think I'm good on the wine.

863
00:51:44,791 --> 00:51:48,250
You know, we got a big game tomorrow.
Right, Dennis? The Porcupines.

864
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,791
They've been league champs
for four years in a row.

865
00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,750
Hope they don't humiliate us too bad.

866
00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:54,833
Hey, <i>muy pesimistico.</i>

867
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:01,291
Oh, you're so funny, Sean.

868
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:15,083
But I sense a lot of pain
underneath that jovial exterior.

869
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,083
Was it a rough breakup with Beth?

870
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,166
It was… It was just one of those things.

871
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,791
Oh, I see.

872
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:25,250
Yeah, those skinny girls
can never handle a strong, robust man.

873
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:28,208
They snap like a twig under real pressure.

874
00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,041
I don't think we should talk about it
in front of Dennis.

875
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:33,958
-Dennis, go to your room.
-But I'm hungry.

876
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,791
You always hungry.

877
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:40,625
I'm pretty hungry too. It smells amazing.
So why don't we, uh, get to dinner, huh?

878
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,125
You should see how I do on breakfast.

879
00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:45,708
Oh, hold on now.

880
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:47,875
Oh, eyelash stuck. Hold on.

881
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:51,166
Let me just see if I can just
put my fingernail up in there.

882
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,500
And, nope. Damn it. I can't get it open.

883
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,000
I need to run to the ladies' room
to unstick this.

884
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,458
It won't be but a minute.

885
00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:00,916
Dennis, check on that gumbo.

886
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,833
-I don't wanna get it burnt up for Coach.
-Yes, Mama.

887
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:10,791
-I gotta take this. This is important.
-This is your chance to get out.

888
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:14,833
-Yeah. Tell your mom I said thank you.
Just go!

889
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:19,500
Hey, great timing with the call.
How'd we do?

890
00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:22,375
<i>Sorry. It's over.</i>
<i>They aren't gonna let you coach this year.</i>

891
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,958
What? You said
you were out in front of this thing.

892
00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:27,625
-Come on, guys. Let's go.

893
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,125
There he is. Hurry up.

894
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:31,541
You lost your appeal with the NFL.
Any comments?

895
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,541
I'm just here
to watch my son play football.

896
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:36,083
It has nothing to do
with my situation with the NFL.

897
00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:37,666
-Just a few questions.
-No comment.

898
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,000
-Hey, Marcos, say something.
-I have a comment.

899
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,250
Coach Payton is the best!

900
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,750
-Yeah!
-Come on. Let's go.

901
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,458
-We got a game. Focus.
-Harlan loves you, Brooke Davis!

902
00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:49,333
-Not guilty!
-No comment. No comment.

903
00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:50,916
They weren't asking you nothin'.

904
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,875
-Porcupine! Stick 'em!

905
00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:55,375
-Stick 'em!

906
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:57,083
Stick 'em!

907
00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:00,875
-Stick 'em!

908
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,333
Hey, don't… don't look at them.

909
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,666
Eyes up here, guys. Let's go. Come on.

910
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,750
Why, ain't this nice?
Super Bowl-winning coach.

911
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:17,375
Eastern Illinois Hall of Fame.

912
00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:20,291
Coach of the Year, 2006.

913
00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:22,666
And now you're here.

914
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:24,625
-Porcupine!

915
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,166
-Stick 'em!

916
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:36,500
Oh!

917
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:40,041
Personal foul! Roughing the passer!

918
00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:41,541
Yes!

919
00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:44,583
Was that Drew Brees we just
dropped? Don't look like Drew Brees.

920
00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:47,875
Not quite the same footwork.

921
00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:50,083
Give me some.
You gotta give me some quicker.

922
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:54,416
I mean, there's no way these guys are 12.
52 doesn't look like no kid.

923
00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,458
He looks like he has a kid.

924
00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:01,166
Set. Blue, 88. Blue, 88. Hike.

925
00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:05,333
Go! Go!

926
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:08,958
<i>That's another touchdown</i>
<i>for the Porcupines.</i>

927
00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:09,875
Yes!

928
00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:11,375
Hey, Fancy Pants!

929
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,791
Your big ole trophy don't scare me.

930
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,250
You in football country now. I own you.

931
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:18,541
-Is there any way to stop them?

932
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,125
Not unless you wanna put Gus on the line.

933
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:22,750
Put me in, Coach.

934
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,291
Down, set, go.

935
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:34,000
Fumble! Go! Go! Go!

936
00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:56,083
<i>And that's another touchdown</i>
<i>for the Porcupines.</i>

937
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,458
It's too easy!

938
00:55:57,541 --> 00:55:59,500
<i>Which will</i>
<i>close this one out.</i>

939
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,125
Guys, just a disastrous effort
by Sean Payton.

940
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:04,041
That's that.

941
00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:10,916
Good game, Big Time.

942
00:56:11,416 --> 00:56:13,500
<i>You remember</i>
<i>the last time Sean Payton was on?</i>

943
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:16,958
<i>I think he injured his shoulder.</i>
<i>He was pattin' himself on the back,</i>

944
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:20,625
<i>telling us the offensive innovator</i>
<i>and all this great stuff.</i>

945
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,750
<i>Well, he lost his appeal.</i>

946
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:25,125
<i>The Saints just won</i>
<i>their first game without him,</i>

947
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:27,708
<i>and he's coaching</i>
<i>his 12-year-old son's football team.</i>

948
00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:30,500
<i>And what did they do</i>
<i>with Sean Payton as their head coach?</i>

949
00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,625
<i>They got crushed</i>
<i>by their crosstown rivals, the Porcupines.</i>

950
00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:38,041
<i>Woo! That's the hit</i>
<i>you only see in your nightmares. </i>

951
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:43,166
<i>I know that coach, Daryl Fitzsimmons,</i>
<i>had to love this, because he…</i>

952
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:45,375
Hey, change the channel, would you?

953
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,791
<i>Doesn't get any worse than that--</i>

954
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,541
<i>Ouch. Maybe Payton's lost his magic touch.</i>

955
00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:53,416
<i>It makes you wonder</i>
<i>if the Saints will even bring him back.</i>

956
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,708
<i>Maybe they'll hire</i>
<i>the coach from the Porcupines.</i>

957
00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:58,250
That Porcupines coach is pretty good.

958
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,916
Has some funny zingers.

959
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,333
Like, one time at a gas station,

960
00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:07,791
he told me I looked like
if Ellen DeGeneres and a robot had a baby.

961
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:09,125
So good.

962
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,125
God.

963
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:23,500
Payton, maybe it's time to give Marcos
another chance at QB? What do you say?

964
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:26,833
Hey, Calvin. Funny, I didn't hear from you
when we won six straight.

965
00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:29,500
Yeah, and Paulie's tired
of getting kicked in the ass too.

966
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,958
All right. I forgot my notebook
on the sidelines.

967
00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:34,333
Let me go grab it
so I can write some notes down.

968
00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:37,166
-Oh. Okay.
-Thanks for considering that.

969
00:57:42,791 --> 00:57:45,250
-You mind if I address the whole team?
-Be my guest.

970
00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:48,333
Everybody, take a knee.

971
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,791
That was a bad loss.

972
00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:56,291
We are going to get our revenge.

973
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,916
We don't play them again.

974
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:58,958
Oh, thank God.

975
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:03,375
We play them again in 27 days.
In the championship game.

976
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,875
I know they're gonna be
at the championship game,

977
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:08,166
but how are we gonna get there?

978
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:11,125
-We'd have to win the rest of our games.
-That's right, Jason.

979
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,875
You guys know what Drew Brees does
after every game?

980
00:58:14,916 --> 00:58:18,791
When everybody else has gone home,
Drew stays on the field,

981
00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:21,250
and he runs through
the progressions in his head

982
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,916
to see what he could've done better.

983
00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:26,625
That's what separates him from the rest.

984
00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:29,000
That's how you become great.

985
00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:30,958
You think we can beat 'em, Dad?

986
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:32,916
We're not only gonna beat 'em,

987
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,583
we're gonna shut the scoreboard off.
How about that?

988
00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:36,583
Yeah, boys.

989
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:38,291
Yeah!

990
00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:43,375
Last Saturday,
I saw a team get beat mentally!

991
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:46,000
I saw guys quitting!

992
00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:48,958
I saw guys not at their physical best.

993
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,291
So how do we bring that to the next level?

994
00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:52,916
I'll tell you how.

995
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,458
We start running laps. Go!

996
00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:07,791
He wasn't talking about me quitting
and not being my physical best, was he?

997
00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:11,250
He wasn't,
but a couple of laps wouldn't hurt.

998
00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:34,166
Let's go. Get in there. Get in there.
Line it up. Let's go. Who wants it now?

999
00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:37,833
Yeah!

1000
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:40,333
Again! Harder!
You knock him in the dirt!

1001
00:59:41,541 --> 00:59:44,291
Paulie, put the pizza down.
That's not your physical best.

1002
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,666
Listen up, guys.

1003
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,875
We need to address our weakest link,
which is our kicking game.

1004
00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:52,750
-My butt hurts, man.
-It's because of Harlan's girlfriend.

1005
00:59:52,833 --> 00:59:54,208
She's not my girlfriend.

1006
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,625
-Tell her not to come.
-You need to focus, man.

1007
00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:01,208
Hey, hey, hey, cut it out.

1008
01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:05,375
Listen up. Harlan's your teammate. You're
all gonna go through the same thing,

1009
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:08,458
so we need to help him
with his girlfriend problems.

1010
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:12,333
Guys, she's not my girlfriend.
She doesn't even know I exist.

1011
01:00:12,416 --> 01:00:14,750
-Have you ever talked to this girl?
-I can't.

1012
01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:17,250
I dropped out of chorus
the first day she joined.

1013
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:20,750
Aw, big loss.
Harlan's got the voice of an angel.

1014
01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:22,125
I say stay away from her.

1015
01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:24,958
-Oh God, not again.
-She'll break your heart.

1016
01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:27,666
-Next thing, she's seeing some busboy.
-Mitch.

1017
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,291
-Then you're moving in with your mother.
-We talked about this.

1018
01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:32,916
-M-M-Mitch, stop.
-And this kid's gonna kick my ass?

1019
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,875
Okay, Mitchell.

1020
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:36,916
-25 years old? H-How am I gonna fight him?
-Mitch, shut up.

1021
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,416
I've got a bad hip and a back made
out of saltines, for crying out loud.

1022
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,333
Hey!

1023
01:00:41,958 --> 01:00:45,708
Hey, Mitch, chill, man.
I'm setting you up with my twin sister.

1024
01:00:45,791 --> 01:00:48,000
Guys, look, Harlan's our teammate, okay?

1025
01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:50,083
He's got a problem.
We need to help him solve it.

1026
01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:53,291
I mean, my mom likes it
when I make her breakfast in the morning.

1027
01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:54,500
Make her breakfast.

1028
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:57,916
-I don't even know how to cook.
-But you do know how to sing.

1029
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,791
Trust me, this is gonna work.
Ladies, they love the lanterns.

1030
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,041
Had these left over
from my third wedding.

1031
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,583
Ah, I always have problems.

1032
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,625
Good luck, kid. Don't screw it up.

1033
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:50,958
Woo!

1034
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:11,791
Woo!

1035
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,375
Here she comes!

1036
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,291
What do you want?

1037
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,208
Wow, she's much older
than I thought she would be.

1038
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:36,416
I was sleepin'.
Do you know what time it is?

1039
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:38,833
It's like 7:30.

1040
01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:41,833
Uh, hi. Is Brooke home?

1041
01:02:41,916 --> 01:02:44,958
Wrong house, dummy.
It's across the street.

1042
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:47,208
Argh, fire!

1043
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,833
Mom!

1044
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:55,083
Okay, guys, uh,
I think I'm gonna call it a night.

1045
01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:09,791
-How are you gonna get to work tomorrow?
-I won't. I'll be fired, but I'll be okay.

1046
01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:14,541
Well, at least she knows who you are now.

1047
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,083
Coming down there!

1048
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,500
-Yeah, boys.
-Yeah, yeah.

1049
01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:22,708
There is excitement
in Argyle, Texas, today, boys.

1050
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,708
-Gentlemen. Amazing news.
-Hey, Jamie.

1051
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,458
Since I got fired
from the health food store

1052
01:03:27,541 --> 01:03:29,083
for letting the cat sleep in the kale,

1053
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,208
I've been in the kitchen,
your old kitchen,

1054
01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:33,583
perfecting my recipe
for the ultimate energy bar.

1055
01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:35,583
-Okay.
-And today, I finally succeeded.

1056
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,291
Gentlemen, may I present to you
the Super Log.

1057
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,833
-Okay, great. Thank you.
-You mind if I hand 'em out to the boys?

1058
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,000
Great, Jamie. Go ahead.

1059
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,625
Hey, listen, guys. Wake up!
Come on over here. Everybody. Let's go.

1060
01:03:47,708 --> 01:03:48,750
Come on.

1061
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,583
Now, we are one game away.

1062
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,500
One game away from the championship.

1063
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,916
I can't go out there and win it for you.

1064
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,250
Each and every one of you
has to do your job.

1065
01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:00,708
Do your job and have fun.

1066
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:08,458
-Let's get on that bus. Let's go!
-Yeah!

1067
01:04:08,541 --> 01:04:12,250
Super Log. Super Log.
Grab one, a Super Log.

1068
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:15,583
Uh, do you think I'll get in today, Coach?

1069
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,833
-Let me talk to Coach Payton about it.
-Okay.

1070
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:20,833
All right.

1071
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:30,958
<i>The Warriors</i>
<i>could win with a field goal,</i>

1072
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,583
<i>but Coach Payton has decided</i>
<i>to go for the touchdown.</i>

1073
01:04:33,666 --> 01:04:36,083
<i>With a trip to the championship at stake,</i>

1074
01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:38,458
<i>they'll have one final play</i>
<i>to secure their spot.</i>

1075
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,333
Ain't gonna score, boys.
Season's over for ya.

1076
01:04:49,416 --> 01:04:51,958
That's what you think.
We're going to the champ--

1077
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:53,791
Ugh. Ew!

1078
01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:56,041
Ew, dude!

1079
01:05:00,208 --> 01:05:01,166
Time-out! Time-out!

1080
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:03,458
That's our last time-out!
What are you doin'?

1081
01:05:07,416 --> 01:05:08,250
You okay, Paulie?

1082
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,500
-I am feeling better now that I hurled.
-Okay.

1083
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:15,666
Coach, I don't feel so--

1084
01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:19,375
Ew, Marcos, that's so--

1085
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:23,291
What the hell is happening?

1086
01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:25,000
Jamie's Power Logs.

1087
01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:27,666
-Super Logs.
-How many of y'all had a Log?

1088
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:34,583
Oh, I forgot I had one.

1089
01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:38,000
I don't know what the penalty is,
but I'm calling a forfeit.

1090
01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:42,166
Don't forfeit. We are five yards away
from a championship game.

1091
01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:44,291
-We are finishing this.
-They're all sick.

1092
01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:47,458
Blue Delta Lightning! Let's go! Let's go!

1093
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,166
Ten!

1094
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:58,291
<i>Touchdown, Warriors!</i>
<i>Incredible victory!</i>

1095
01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:01,250
<i>The Warriors have barfed their way</i>
<i>into the championship.</i>

1096
01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:17,583
<i>The championship game is set.</i>

1097
01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,208
<i>Warriors versus the Porcupines.</i>

1098
01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:40,333
-Sean.How you holding up?
Been better, Coach.

1099
01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:43,291
I can't hear you.
Are you in a tornado or something?

1100
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:47,083
Oh, no, no, it's a-a Jacuzzi filter
a-and a fan.

1101
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:51,708
Uh, look, um,
I-I'm coaching my son's team,

1102
01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:55,625
and we-we're coming up against an offense
I've never seen before.

1103
01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:57,125
Okay, what's it look like?

1104
01:07:57,208 --> 01:08:00,458
They got four backs,
an unbalanced lineman, and it just--

1105
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:01,833
<i>Single wing.</i>

1106
01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:05,375
The Steelers used to use this
as their base formation in their offense

1107
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:06,708
<i>up until the early '50s.</i>

1108
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,708
For the life of me, I can't figure it out.

1109
01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:12,083
Easy. Take your wide receivers
and make them linebackers.

1110
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:14,833
-Okay.
-<i>This is not about skill set.</i>

1111
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,041
<i>It's about speed.</i>

1112
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:19,708
By the way, if you lose,
do not tell anybody that I helped you.

1113
01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,916
-Yeah, I promise.
<i>Good.</i>

1114
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,708
<i>The other thing</i>
<i>you have to focus on is this.</i>

1115
01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:26,750
<i>You're taking offensive players</i>
<i>to defense…</i>

1116
01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:29,333
Oh, I love that.
Okay, great. That's great.

1117
01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:42,625
<i>And welcome</i>
<i>to the North Central Texas Championship,</i>

1118
01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:46,958
<i>where today's matchup is against</i>
<i>the defending Springtown Porcupines</i>

1119
01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:49,000
<i>and the Argyle Warriors.</i>

1120
01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:51,916
Captains to the center.

1121
01:08:52,416 --> 01:08:54,041
That's far enough. For the toss,

1122
01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:57,958
we'll be using the North Central
Texas Championship commemorative coin.

1123
01:08:58,041 --> 01:08:59,791
Warriors, call it in the air.

1124
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:00,750
Tails.

1125
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:04,125
-Tails it is. Kick or receive?
-Receive.

1126
01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:06,791
Enjoy it. It's the only thing
you're gonna win all night.

1127
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:11,125
That's a good one. Do you have
a response? No? That's all right.

1128
01:09:11,708 --> 01:09:12,875
And away we go.

1129
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:19,125
Remember the feeling you had
after we lost to these guys.

1130
01:09:20,791 --> 01:09:23,250
A lot of times,
we don't get a shot at redemption.

1131
01:09:24,166 --> 01:09:26,125
In the NFL, you lose to a team,

1132
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,166
you may not see them
for the rest of the season.

1133
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,541
You gotta carry that feeling
for another year.

1134
01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,791
You guys earned this,

1135
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:36,833
and tonight we get to put that right
by showing them exactly who we are.

1136
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:38,375
Now, who are we?

1137
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:41,000
Warriors!

1138
01:09:41,083 --> 01:09:42,958
Now, let's
shut that scoreboard down.

1139
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:45,666
-Let's go, boys. Game time!
-Get in there! Let's go!

1140
01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,250
That got me. That got me.

1141
01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:49,500
Uh, hey, uh,

1142
01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:52,541
do you think Harlan could play tonight?

1143
01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:54,958
-What?
-Well, he hasn't played in a while.

1144
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:58,666
I understand he's your bud and all,
but, uh, no, he-he sits.

1145
01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,541
I got you, Payton!

1146
01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:04,875
We about to eat!

1147
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,916
We about to eat good too!

1148
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,416
Y'all ready? Y'all ready?
Let's do this! Let's do this! Come on!

1149
01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:31,833
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Get that ball.

1150
01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:36,291
Marcos Gutierrez to return.

1151
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:37,875
-Come on!
-Run it! Run it!

1152
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,916
Yes! Yes!

1153
01:10:41,416 --> 01:10:43,166
Hey! Hey!

1154
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:45,166
Here we go! Here we go!

1155
01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:46,250
<i>To the 30.</i>

1156
01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:47,500
<i>-To the 20.</i>
-Go!

1157
01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:48,541
To the ten!

1158
01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:55,083
-<i>Touchdown, Warriors!</i>
-Woo!

1159
01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:57,208
Let's go! Yeah! Let's go. Come on!

1160
01:10:57,291 --> 01:11:00,125
What a tremendous open for the Warriors.

1161
01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:02,708
Okay! Okay. Okay, Payton!

1162
01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:06,958
All right! Let's go, defense! D-D-D!

1163
01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:08,791
Hey! That's what I'm talking about.

1164
01:11:08,875 --> 01:11:11,166
Get in there.
Way to go, guys. Get it done.

1165
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:12,291
Here, listen up.

1166
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:15,250
Okay, when we get out there,
we're gonna be in a 3-4.

1167
01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:17,041
But, Jason, I had an idea for you.

1168
01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,666
I know how to attack this offense.

1169
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:21,958
Okay? What they're running
is called a "single wing." And we gotta--

1170
01:11:22,041 --> 01:11:23,666
Aren't you running the offense now?

1171
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,291
I can do both. Here's the deal.

1172
01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:28,083
To beat the single wing,
we gotta do this with speed.

1173
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,208
We're gonna take our two fastest players,
Connor and Marcos,

1174
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:33,125
and we're gonna put you guys
as defensive ends--

1175
01:11:33,208 --> 01:11:35,666
Uh, uh, I thought
I was the defensive lineb--

1176
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,875
You were. Okay? You're not now.
We gotta be able to adjust, okay?

1177
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:41,000
-When did you come up with this?
-Last night.

1178
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:44,333
By myself. Layin' on my bed
in a crappy hotel, drinkin' a scotch.

1179
01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:45,791
Okay, here it is.

1180
01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:50,083
Defensive ends, we're gonna send them all
with speed, speed, speed, okay? Let's go.

1181
01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:51,291
Get it done.

1182
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,875
-So we're not on D anymore?
-I don't know what we're doing.

1183
01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:57,875
Don't you think you have your hands full
with the offense?

1184
01:11:57,958 --> 01:12:00,875
Listen, this game is gonna be
either won or lost by defense.

1185
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:03,416
But I don't know how I feel
about sitting so many guys.

1186
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,958
I know exactly how I feel.

1187
01:12:11,583 --> 01:12:13,333
Hey, what's goin' on?

1188
01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:16,750
Hike!

1189
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:24,000
That's my boy! Okay, get 'em, okay!

1190
01:12:24,791 --> 01:12:25,666
Yeah!

1191
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:28,041
Oh, so you wanna make adjustments?

1192
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:29,208
I can adjust too.

1193
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:31,083
I'm an adjustable chair, baby.

1194
01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:34,041
I'mma pull it back on you.
I'm reclining on you.

1195
01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:36,000
You ain't never seen a La-Z-Boy like this.

1196
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,250
-Hut!

1197
01:12:43,208 --> 01:12:44,750
-<i>Ball is loose!</i>
-Get on it!

1198
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,416
Yeah!

1199
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,875
-Warrior ball!
<i>And Warriors recover!</i>

1200
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,500
-That's right!
-That's how you play football!

1201
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:55,875
-Yeah, Connor!
-Yes!

1202
01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:57,958
You seeing this, Ronald?

1203
01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,791
All right, good stuff, team. Good stuff!

1204
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:03,166
There you guys go. Way to go.
What are you guys doing? Get out there.

1205
01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:05,041
Wait, Marcos and I are on offense too?

1206
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:07,666
Yeah, offense and defense.
Let's go. Come on.

1207
01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,666
All right, everyone! Let's go! Let's go!

1208
01:13:17,791 --> 01:13:19,625
3-8-8. Set!

1209
01:13:21,916 --> 01:13:24,333
-<i>Brian drops back.</i>

1210
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:25,916
He airs it out to Payton.

1211
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:30,458
<i>Who hauls it in.</i>
<i>Touchdown, Warriors!</i>

1212
01:13:31,791 --> 01:13:33,333
There we go! There we go!

1213
01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:35,500
What was that?

1214
01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:36,875
<i>And just like that,</i>

1215
01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:39,666
<i>the Warriors take</i>
<i>an early two-touchdown lead.</i>

1216
01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,291
Blue 88.

1217
01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:46,291
I'm comin' for you! I'm comin' for you!

1218
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:49,125
<i>The Porcupines</i>
<i>will try to capitalize in the red zone</i>

1219
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:51,041
<i>and put some points on the board.</i>

1220
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,041
<i>It's a handoff to Bunche.</i>
<i>Oh, he jukes a defender.</i>

1221
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,916
<i>-Touchdown Porcupines.</i>
What I'm talking about.

1222
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,541
They can't hold you! They can't hold you!

1223
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:01,833
They can't hold him!
They can't hold him! They can't hold him!

1224
01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:04,041
You can't hold him!

1225
01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:08,083
Set, hut!

1226
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:13,500
<i>Another throw</i>
<i>from Brian to Connor.</i>

1227
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,125
<i>Touchdown, Warriors!</i>

1228
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,375
<i>Neither team ready</i>
<i>to take their foot off the gas.</i>

1229
01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,625
<i>We head to the second quarter.</i>

1230
01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:29,708
Sean Payton is runnin' these kids ragged.

1231
01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:32,125
<i>And with just seven seconds</i>
<i>left in the half,</i>

1232
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:35,958
<i>the Porcupines will have one last shot</i>
<i>at the end zone to tighten the score.</i>

1233
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:44,208
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

1234
01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:47,250
<i>That's a touchdown</i>
<i>for the Porcupines.</i>

1235
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,875
Yes! You can't coach speed.

1236
01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:51,666
You got all of halftime
to think about that one, Sean.

1237
01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:55,291
<i>That'll do it</i>
<i>for the first half.</i>

1238
01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:57,041
<i>For the first time all season,</i>

1239
01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,000
the Porcupines are down.

1240
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:01,833
Warriors lead 18 to 17.

1241
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:05,333
Ronald is already celebrating
with his lucky halftime pickle.

1242
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:11,791
We're looking good.

1243
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,208
You can be sure
they're gonna make adjustments.

1244
01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:16,416
So we need to be ready.

1245
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,000
-I'm tired, Coach.
-That happens when you put the work in.

1246
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:23,083
-You're gonna get tired. Suck it up.
-I'm exhausted too, Dad.

1247
01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:25,708
Why can't Nate and Jason
get back on defense, Coach?

1248
01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:28,958
'Cause sometimes you need to sacrifice
for the good of the team, Dennis.

1249
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,750
Yeah, right.

1250
01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,791
I'm sorry?

1251
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:36,541
You never sacrifice for anyone.
You make everyone else sacrifice for you.

1252
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:42,000
Settle down there, son.
Listen, Brian. I want you to--

1253
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,375
You're yelling at everybody

1254
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,583
and won't let anybody listen
to Coach Troy.

1255
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:49,875
-You haven't let Harlan play in weeks.
-I'm trying to win a championship.

1256
01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:51,333
Just so you don't look bad.

1257
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:55,583
Ever since you got embarrassed on ESPN,
you've been riding all of us.

1258
01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:59,291
-I thought this was supposed to be fun.
-W-Was it fun losin' every week?

1259
01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,666
Was that fun?

1260
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,416
It was more fun than this.

1261
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,958
Hey, if you're not having fun,
you're welcome to ride the bench. Okay?

1262
01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:11,250
So you're just gonna bench the whole team
then? What is your problem?

1263
01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,083
I am here trying to make this work!

1264
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:20,166
You're only here 'cause you got suspended.

1265
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,541
Okay, guys, that's halftime.

1266
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:38,500
Ooh, no, no, my bad. We got another five…
Seven minutes. Another seven minutes.

1267
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,500
That's okay. Let's just…
Let's… let's go now.

1268
01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:08,083
Fourth down!

1269
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,666
<i>And Connor Payton</i>
<i>goes down hard.</i>

1270
01:17:22,291 --> 01:17:24,333
<i>No gain on the fourth down.</i>

1271
01:17:24,416 --> 01:17:28,083
<i>And the Porcupines will take over</i>
<i>at their own 35-yard line.</i>

1272
01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:36,333
Hey, you remember
what you told me that night?

1273
01:17:36,416 --> 01:17:39,000
You said you didn't want
a whistle around your neck

1274
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:41,083
because you didn't think
Connor would like it.

1275
01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,333
Yeah.

1276
01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,666
I know you don't wanna be right.

1277
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,791
Hey, you two.

1278
01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:15,958
You guys take a break.

1279
01:18:16,041 --> 01:18:20,125
Nate, Jason, get back in
on defense. Let's go.

1280
01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:25,791
We're playing
in the championship game, Nate.

1281
01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:28,833
-This is awesome!
-I know. I'm terrified!

1282
01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:33,208
<i>We are deep</i>
<i>in this fourth quarter.</i>

1283
01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:36,208
This next field goal should put it
out of reach for the Warriors.

1284
01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:44,750
<i>There's the snap.</i>
<i>The hold. The kick.</i>

1285
01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:46,625
Yes!

1286
01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:48,875
-And it's blocked!
-Yes!

1287
01:18:49,708 --> 01:18:52,333
<i>First down, Warriors!</i>

1288
01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:54,916
Attaboy, Nate.

1289
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,000
Hey, hey, hey. You ready, big man?

1290
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,208
The question is, are <i>they</i> ready?

1291
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:01,125
All right!

1292
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:05,416
All right, hey, hey, hey! Come here.
Listen, trips right, red seven.

1293
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,708
-What?
-All right.

1294
01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:10,166
Grande burrito with everything.

1295
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,541
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah!

1296
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:17,833
<i>Go team, go! Go team, go!</i>

1297
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,416
Grande burrito. Grande burrito!

1298
01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:26,166
Hike!

1299
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:32,083
Come on, Dennis!

1300
01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:38,791
-Yes. Yes!
-Go!

1301
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,583
Keep going!

1302
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:51,875
Yes!

1303
01:19:58,416 --> 01:19:59,458
Yeah!

1304
01:19:59,541 --> 01:20:01,625
That's my baby! That's my boy!

1305
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:08,958
Thanks for getting me where I needed to be
on this journey. I will never forget you.

1306
01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:11,125
All right, all right!

1307
01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:15,291
Hey, we got time for one more play.
Green Stick Lookie! Let's finish this!

1308
01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:25,458
It's Wildcat! Wildcat!

1309
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,958
T-T-Time-out! Change of play!

1310
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:48,458
Hey, hey, hey!

1311
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,250
Field goal unit.

1312
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,500
What?

1313
01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:53,208
You realize that's just gonna tie.

1314
01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:56,666
Yeah. That's right. Harlan.
Harlan. Come on. Get in here.

1315
01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:59,750
Hey, hey, I thought
we earned it. Redemption.

1316
01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:01,541
Yeah, that's what I'm doin'.

1317
01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:07,458
Are you sure, Dad?

1318
01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:10,333
Yeah. Last game of the season.
Everybody plays.

1319
01:21:10,916 --> 01:21:12,958
Come on. Get in there. Get in there.

1320
01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:17,208
All right, boys.
Let's do our field goal.

1321
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:20,458
I can't believe it.

1322
01:21:20,541 --> 01:21:23,916
Sean Payton, down three,
has decided to go for the tie

1323
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,041
with a field goal kicker
that hasn't made one all season.

1324
01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:29,708
Wow.

1325
01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:36,250
Come on, let's go. Let's make this happen.

1326
01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:42,583
Let's go, Harlan!

1327
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:12,875
Why is my stepdaughter
blowing that kid a kiss?

1328
01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:19,333
Hut.

1329
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:21,333
Snap is back. The ball is down.

1330
01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:27,791
The kick is up.

1331
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:31,375
<i>It's goin'.</i>

1332
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,333
<i>It's goin' wide.</i>

1333
01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:36,333
<i>It's goin' very wide.</i>

1334
01:22:36,916 --> 01:22:38,208
Oh my goodness. It's still goin'.

1335
01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:47,041
No good.

1336
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:50,125
Yes! Yes!

1337
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,416
Oh, explosion!

1338
01:23:18,541 --> 01:23:21,791
There is fireworks
in Argyle, Texas, tonight.

1339
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,125
We shut it down!

1340
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,333
What?

1341
01:23:56,666 --> 01:23:58,291
Dennis! Yes, Dennis!

1342
01:24:02,041 --> 01:24:03,666
Oh, this is such a great ending.

1343
01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:09,208
The Porcupines have won the game, though,
just to be totally clear.

1344
01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:15,791
Harlan! Harlan!
Harlan! Harlan! Harlan!

1345
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,208
Hey. Played a heck of a game.

1346
01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,458
Yeah, and I coached it. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

1347
01:24:54,541 --> 01:24:55,583
Ooh, baby!

1348
01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:59,041
-How you feeling?
-I'm feeling good.

1349
01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:00,500
-Yeah.
-I feel real good.

1350
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:03,041
Thank you, again,
for everything. Seriously.

1351
01:25:03,125 --> 01:25:05,541
Hopefully, I'll have your playbook down
before next season.

1352
01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:08,625
I'm sure if you don't,
Coach Mitch will have you covered.

1353
01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,833
Oh! Looks like
he found his ride home.

1354
01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:15,416
-Oh. You know he likes gumbo.

1355
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:18,916
Hey, listen, I wanted to thank you.
You've taught me so much this season.

1356
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,958
You really did.

1357
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,000
You keep coaching like this,
I promise you,

1358
01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:25,916
you're gonna earn yourself one of these.
Try it on.

1359
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,625
Connor's dad is giving his Super Bowl ring
to Coach Troy.

1360
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:31,375
No. He's just tryin' it on.
He's borrowing it. That's all.

1361
01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:35,541
That's all, guys. Hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Whoa, guys!

1362
01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:37,875
-Awesome!
-Hey, come on.

1363
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:55,291
You take care, Eric.

1364
01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:57,625
Oh, Mr. Payton, you're checking out?

1365
01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:01,333
Uh, yeah. What gave it away?
The, uh, "take care" or the bag?

1366
01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,250
Well, I hope
you enjoyed your stay here, and…

1367
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,791
Oh, wait. You gotta see this.

1368
01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:08,625
Look, it's a boy!

1369
01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:12,166
Whoa. Is… is that mid-birth?

1370
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,208
Isn't it beautiful?
That's his little head poking out.

1371
01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:17,250
Wow. He… he looks just like you.

1372
01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:21,166
Your wife might not appreciate you
showing that picture to a lot of people.

1373
01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:24,250
Oh crap.

1374
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:30,541
Gotta say I was really impressed
with your speed this season.

1375
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:34,208
-Guessing you get that from your old man.
-Oh, definitely not.

1376
01:26:34,791 --> 01:26:36,125
I think I get that from Mom.

1377
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,125
I get the soft hands from
Jamie. He makes his own lavender soap.

1378
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:41,666
Of course he does.

1379
01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:45,583
Hey, I wanted to thank you.

1380
01:26:47,250 --> 01:26:48,083
For what?

1381
01:26:48,583 --> 01:26:50,416
Well, I wanted you to know that

1382
01:26:50,916 --> 01:26:52,791
I-I needed you and the…

1383
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,250
and the team more than you guys needed me.

1384
01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,083
Yeah, you did.

1385
01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:05,583
I was talking to your mom.

1386
01:27:05,666 --> 01:27:08,583
Thought maybe you comin' out
to New Orleans for some visits this year.

1387
01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:10,375
-What do you think of that?
-For sure.

1388
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:13,250
-Okay.
-That'd be really fun. I'd love that.

1389
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:14,583
-All right.

1390
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:16,166
Can I go to games?

1391
01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:19,500
That's what you're coming out there for.
You're not stayin' in my house!

1392
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,291
-You think I can meet Drew?
-Nah, he don't wanna meet you.

1393
01:27:27,958 --> 01:27:29,333
We'll have some fun.

1394
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,791
-I love you, Connor.
-I love you too, Dad.

1395
01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:38,458
I'm gonna need a scouting report
on every RB in the draft.

1396
01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:41,375
And RB is Russell brouts?

1397
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:45,333
No, a running back,
and that's not how you say that vegetable.

1398
01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:48,791
Oh. A-And we get
these scouting reports from…

1399
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:50,083
The scouting department.

1400
01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:54,666
Wow! You're a lot more patient with me
after working with kids for a year.

1401
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,625
Yeah. Enjoy it while it lasts, Emma.

1402
01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:02,875
-Lionel!
-Coach!

1403
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:05,000
-Good to have you back.
-It's good to be back.

1404
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,416
I missed you so much.

1405
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,916
Ah, I missed you too.

1406
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,750
We really suck without you.

