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{\an8}[dramatic music plays]
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[crowd cheers]
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[commentator 1] The underdog Saints
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and the favorites, the Colts,
locked in a tight one in the second half.
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If Peyton Manning
can't come up with something here,
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the Saints are going to walk away
with their first Super Bowl victory.
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[commentator 2] It's a resilient
football team, this New Orleans Saints.
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They just have some toughness
that they've shown all year.
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And I'll tell you, Super Bowl week,
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they weren't out playing patty-cake
gettin' ready for this game.
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They practiced hard.
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[player] Let's go! Let's go! Hut!
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[commentator 2] It's picked off!
It's picked off!
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It's Tracy Porter again!
He's running free!
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He's gonna go all the way!
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Hands outstretched!
It is a Saint touchdown!
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Seventy yards on the return!
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[triumphant music plays]
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[commentator 3] For the first time ever,
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the New Orleans Saints
are the world champions.
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[triumphant music continues]
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[announcer] It's time for the presentation
of the Lombardi trophy.
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Coach Payton, what does it feel like
to be holding that trophy?
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Nobody thought we had a chance
when I came to New Orleans.
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Nobody thought we had a chance
entering this season.
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Nobody thought we had a chance
entering this game. It feels pretty good.
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I'll bet it does, Coach.
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But, for the record, I believed in you,
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and I believed in this team
from the very start.
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I don't remember you saying that.
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I didn't share that opinion publicly,
but I said it a few times around my house.
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Okay.
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You can get going now.
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You got it, Coach.
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[knocking]
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Hey, come on in.
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Hey, Coach, um, I was just wondering--
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Get me a piece of Juicy Fruit.
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Okay, is that code for something?
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Yeah, it's code for
"I-I like the taste of gum."
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Get it.
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[clears throat]
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-You need something?
-Uh, yeah.
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Uh, Mr. Good-all is on the phone.
Line one.
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Roger Goodell on the phone?
The commissioner.
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Uh, he didn't say what his job was.
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Roger.
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[reporter 1] The National Football League,
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an American institution
and ten billion-dollar-a-year industry,
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is caught up
in one of its biggest scandals.
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The New Orleans Saints paying players
to injure opponents on the field.
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[reporter 2] He condoned a bounty system.
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He lied about it to the NFL's faces.
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[reporter 3] As a head coach,
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you need to be held accountable
and responsible.
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[reporter 4] Coach Payton
has been suspended for a year.
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[reporter 5] How much contact
can he have with the team?
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[reporter 6]
The league has told me Sean Payton's
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{\an8}not to have any communication
that relates to coaching activity.
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Okay, so you're out in front of it.
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Then why is it all over the news, huh?
They're throwing me to the wolves. You--
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[TV] It cannot be condoned…
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Well, just fix it. All right? Do your job!
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[TV] Payton should be gone for the year.
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{\an8}You know what I think
when people say they didn't do enough?
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{\an8}You did nothing.
All these guys deserve what they got.
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[melancholy music plays]
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["Meth Lab Zoso Sticker" by 7Horse plays]
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♪ I got a meth lab zoso sticker
Rolled up in my pocket ♪
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♪ Got a seven-inch trigger finger
Don't know how to stop it ♪
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♪ Got a one-way pile driver
Nowhere left to use it ♪
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♪ I'm a super-charged freedom… ♪
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-[boy] Watch the line.
-[man] On your feet, everyone. Let's go.
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♪ I got a candy stick peacemaker
Know you wanna shoot it… ♪
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Hey, Coach Bizone is here.
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I'm sorry I'm late, guys. Freaking chain.
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-Cool bike. You get it for Christmas?
-No. It was my neighbor's. He died.
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Oh, I'm sorry for your loss.
No kickstand, Coach?
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It didn't come with one.
That's why you lean.
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Coach Bizone taught us something.
It only took three seasons.
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All right.
That's enough. That's enough. Take a lap.
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[Mitch Bizone] Who, me?
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No, Mitch, not you. Them. Go. Let's go.
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Okay, good. I don't take a lap for nobody.
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You get out of here too.
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All right, let's get going, guys.
[blows whistle]
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[coach] All right, Warriors.
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Uh…
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It was a good practice, right?
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Marcos, way to hustle.
The rest of you, um…
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Yeah. You know?
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Remember, game is tomorrow at two o'clock.
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Wait. Two? I thought it was four.
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Come on. It was four last week
'cause it was an away game.
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Tomorrow's at two
because we're playing at home.
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Wait, who did we lose to last week?
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I forget. It was the team
with the orange helmets and the swords.
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Could've been the Vikings,
the Romans, or the Knights.
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-The Blacksmiths.
-[coach] Thanks, Paulie.
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Marcos, count us out.
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All right. Come on! Come in here, baby!
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Come on, come on! Hype up, hype up!
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-[boy] My body hurts.
-All right.
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Ready? One, two--
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[all at different times] Warriors!
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I got you, Coach.
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Hello, and how are we tonight?
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Uh, good, I guess.
Not sure why I even drove out here.
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-Are you staying with us tonight?
-Yeah, what do you have available?
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Let's see. All we have left
is our presidential suite.
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Great. I'll take it.
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Ah. [chuckles]
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It's $125 a night.
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That's fine.
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Do you know how long
you're gonna be staying?
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Mm, not sure.
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Because I have to put in a check-out date
in the computer. That's how it works.
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Let's just say three nights.
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If you stay four nights,
you can get the fifth free.
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-Fine, four nights.
-So you don't want the fifth night?
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Why don't you tell me
how many nights I should stay?
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I'm not allowed to do that, sir.
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Then let's go with five, as long as
the fifth night isn't more of this.
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Thank you for that thoughtful answer.
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♪ Yeah, the boys 'round here ♪
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♪ Drinkin' that ice-cold beer ♪
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♪ Talkin' about girls
Talkin' about trucks ♪
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♪ Runnin' them red dirt roads out
Kickin' up dust ♪
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♪ The boys 'round here ♪
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♪ Sendin' up a prayer
To the man upstairs ♪
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[commentator] And with the blue and white
Warriors losing by 34 points,
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here comes Harlan Haire
for the field goal.
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-There's our boy, number 44.
-[man] There he is. Go, Connor!
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-Let's go, Connor!
-Connor!
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Harlan, you okay?
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[Harlan] Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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[Connor] Hut!
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-[Paulie groans]
-[whistle blows]
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-[Paulie] My butthole!
-[laughter]
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This is nice, huh?
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I'm feeling kind of dumb
wearing this, Jamie.
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It's cozy.
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Our combined body heat's actually melting
the M&M's in my trail mix.
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Baby, everyone is staring at us.
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They're not staring at us.
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They're staring at your ex-husband.
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[Jamie groans]
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[woman] Sean?
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What are you doin' here?
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Hey. It's nice to see you too.
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I didn't mean it like that.
Like, "What are you doin' here?"
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I meant it like, "It's nice to see you,
but what are you doin' here?"
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Just came to watch my son play.
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It's nice to meet you.
I'm a little nervous.
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I've only seen you on TV
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and in the pictures
that your ex-wife threw away of you.
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I'm Jamie, Beth's new husband.
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Oh. Sean.
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Sorry about the chocolate. Um…
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Just awkward, you know.
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This is your Snuggie, and you're…
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[chuckles] Don't be awkward.
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I'm just happy, uh,
Beth found someone to Snuggie with.
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[grunting]
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[Jamie] What the heck was that, ref?
Come on!
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These kids are 12 years old!
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What are we teaching them about violence
and conflict resolution?
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[commentator] That's another touchdown
for the Vikings.
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I'm guessing we're not the Vikings.
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[commentators] That'll do it.
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Seems like the Warriors are gonna
save on some electricity yet again.
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What's with that?
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Once a team gets up by 40,
they turn off the scoreboard. Game over.
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Kind of put an end
to the trauma pain fest.
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Big football fan, Jamie?
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I'm, uh, more of a fan of my stepson.
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-That's why I'm here.
-[Beth chuckles]
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Hi, Con.
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-What are you doing here?
-Wow. Glad everybody's happy to see me.
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Oh, he didn't mean it like that.
Did you, honey?
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I just came here to do some scouting.
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You never can find
good prospects too early.
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Hey, you, uh,
you played a great game out there.
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We lost zero to 40.
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No, no, I mean, you.
You were personally great.
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You can't help it
if all your teammates are horrible.
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No, no. He was…
he was good too. Couple of good guys.
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Couple of horrible ones.
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Listen, I was just hoping
to get some time together.
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Maybe we can catch up, you know?
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[Beth sighs]
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[Jamie] Good game, Connor.
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Hey, we're having a barbecue tomorrow
with some of Connor's teammates.
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Why don't you come by?
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-All right. Yeah, that sounds good.
-[Beth] Okay.
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It's at three o'clock. I'm doing
some interesting things with saffron.
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[Sean] The scoreboard thing is tough, huh?
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The league don't want the boys
to feel too bad about themselves.
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I think it makes 'em feel worse.
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-Definitely doesn't feel great.
-[Sean chuckles]
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You did a nice job out there, Coach.
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Thanks. We're getting there. Troy Lambert.
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Hey, Troy, I'm Sean. Sean--
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I know who you are.
Connor's a fine young man.
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Well, his mom did a great job.
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That she did.
It was a pleasure meeting you.
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Okay.
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Hey, Sean.
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How you doing? Mitch Bizone.
I'm Connor's coach.
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Well, assistant coach. But, still,
you know, we're all part of the team.
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Uh, anyway, um,
I-I hope I'm not out of line here,
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but, uh, I am really sorry about
everything that's been goin' on with you.
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I mean, I've been seein'
everything all over the news.
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It's all good. Thank you.
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Bountygate!
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Yep. That's what they're callin' it.
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Yep. Newspapers, radio…
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-It's online too.
-Yep, I know.
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-You know, the Internet--
-I know what the Internet is.
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Yep. Bountygate.
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-Everyone's talking about it.
-Okay.
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-[Sean] You okay on that thing?
-[Mitch] All good.
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[squeaking]
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[water gurgles]
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[squeaking]
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[phone rings]
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Front desk. Eric speaking.
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Yeah, uh, could you send,
uh, maintenance up here?
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Uh, turn this Jacuzzi off.
It's making a lot of noise.
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Oh, it's not on. It's just the filter.
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Okay, well,
how do we get rid of the noise?
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Most guests find the sound soothing, sir.
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I find it aggravating.
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Okay, I could bring you up a fan
to counter the noise.
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But then, wouldn't I hear the fan?
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[Eric] Very much so.
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[water gurgles]
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[sighs]
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[doorbell chimes]
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00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,291
Sean, so glad you could make it.
Come on in.
241
00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:42,208
I wanna shake the hand
that shook the hand of Drew Brees.
242
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:45,041
-There you go. All right?
-So are you gonna be our new coach?
243
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:48,208
-We need you. Like, we really need you.
-We suck so bad.
244
00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:49,708
Sadly, it's true.
245
00:13:49,791 --> 00:13:53,000
If we didn't have Marcos,
we'd be the worst team in the league.
246
00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,458
We are the worst team.
247
00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:58,625
But, Brian, can you imagine
how bad we'd be without Marcos?
248
00:13:58,708 --> 00:14:01,541
Hell yeah! I'm blowing up, man.
And I'm not gonna be here long.
249
00:14:01,625 --> 00:14:03,208
-Lucky to have me.
-[Sean] Tell you what.
250
00:14:03,291 --> 00:14:04,791
You hang on to that confidence.
251
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:08,333
And the rest of you, listen to your coach.
Coach Troy and Coach Bizone.
252
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:10,000
-That's what you do.
-Coach Bizone.
253
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:10,916
Bizone.
254
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,833
♪ I'm riding my bike, I'm riding my bike ♪
255
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:17,375
-What's with Coach?
-He keeps drinking too much coach's juice.
256
00:14:17,458 --> 00:14:20,583
He doesn't think we know, but he got
his license taken away four years ago.
257
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:23,000
Says the bike's part of a fitness regimen.
258
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,333
[laughter]
259
00:14:24,416 --> 00:14:25,625
Hey, where's Connor?
260
00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,208
Oh, he's still downstairs.
261
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,000
All right, boys. Food's ready outside.
262
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,416
[Sean] Hey, Con.
263
00:14:39,708 --> 00:14:42,333
-Our boy doesn't talk much, does he?
-[Beth] Can you blame him?
264
00:14:42,416 --> 00:14:44,500
-You missed a lot, Sean.
-[Sean] I understand.
265
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:47,541
But that's… That's why I'm here.
266
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,791
That's great,
but it's gonna take some time.
267
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,041
[Troy] Let's go.
268
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:59,083
["Feeling Good" by The Sheepdogs plays]
269
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,416
Where's your helmets?
270
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:03,041
Helmets.
271
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,625
[phone ringing]
272
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,708
-New Orleans Saints.
-[Sean] Emma. I-It's Emma, right?
273
00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,500
Listen, it's Coach Payton.
I'm trying to get through.
274
00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:14,916
I need to get
to the, uh, new defensive coordinator.
275
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,791
Mm, I'm not allowed
to be talking to you. No contact.
276
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,416
Well, first of all,
this is nothing official, all right?
277
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,083
We're just two friends talking.
That's all we're doing.
278
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,750
Yeah, I'm so sorry.
I don't wanna get in trouble. Bye!
279
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,041
Emma. Emma! Uh, Emma! Emily?
280
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,875
Was it Emily?
281
00:15:29,958 --> 00:15:32,416
♪ Got the pressure beat
Just like you know… ♪
282
00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:33,625
I think it was Emily.
283
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:36,916
♪ Feeling good
Oh, like you know I should ♪
284
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
♪ Got the pressure beat… ♪
285
00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:40,166
-[grunting]
-[groaning]
286
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,583
Connor, you've got outside contained.
Don't… don't guess.
287
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:51,208
-Let's run it again.
-[whistle blows]
288
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,833
Hey, Coach, my boy's Paulie, the center.
289
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:56,083
You got any pointers,
you just pipe right on up.
290
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:58,500
-He needs all the help he can get.
-Sure thing.
291
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,750
Take a look at him. He's good.
292
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:02,333
He's not great, but he's good.
293
00:16:03,541 --> 00:16:06,541
Pretty good. He's okay.
See what you can do with him.
294
00:16:09,875 --> 00:16:11,000
Try that if you want to.
295
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,708
Connor, Harlan, you guys
up for some vegan ice cream?
296
00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:15,750
It tastes just like regular ice cream.
297
00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,250
As long as you've never eaten
regular ice cream.
298
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,250
Try it?
299
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,125
Come on!
300
00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,541
It's made with green tea, banana leaves.
301
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:25,083
-You'll love it.
-[Harlan] Sure.
302
00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,708
[Jamie] It's a new hemp ice cream place.
Gonna close in two weeks.
303
00:16:27,791 --> 00:16:29,083
I guarantee it. Come on in.
304
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,916
Any one of you guys got any cash?
Your dad give you a credit card?
305
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,375
[Harlan] Wait, you want me to pay?
306
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,458
[bicycle bell rings]
307
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:42,333
-Who this?
-I'm sorry. Uh, what's up, man?
308
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:44,500
Nothing. I'm just saying, "Who this."
309
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,250
Okay.
310
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,125
[Mitch] Black and gold, baby.
311
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:58,625
Argh! Son of a… Not again.
312
00:16:58,708 --> 00:16:59,541
[bell rings]
313
00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:01,708
[Mitch] Stupid, cheap chain.
314
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:12,583
[babbling]
315
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,791
[babbling continues]
316
00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,708
[Sean] Freaking…
317
00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:20,583
-[phone ringing]
-Another tie.
318
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,583
Front desk.
319
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:25,750
Okay. Well, now the Jacuzzi filter
won't stop babbling.
320
00:17:25,833 --> 00:17:27,833
Sounds like a guy
that doesn't know when to shut up.
321
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,041
Oh, no, no, Mr. Payton.
322
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:33,291
Those voices you're hearing
are from the Jacuzzi in our royal suite.
323
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:36,166
-You guys have a royal suite?
-[Eric] Oh, yeah.
324
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:38,791
There's some fellows in there from SMU.
325
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:41,291
Let me know if they get too loud.
I'll bring up a fan.
326
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:45,000
Tell you what. Bring up a toaster.
We can end it all. Sound good?
327
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,250
All right. See you then.
328
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,833
[water gurgling and voices babbling]
329
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:50,750
[Sean groans]
330
00:17:51,541 --> 00:17:52,708
[whistle blows]
331
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,541
Set! Down!
332
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,666
Blue, white! Blue, white!
333
00:18:01,375 --> 00:18:02,208
Hut!
334
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,250
[commentator] Marcos drops back.
335
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:08,166
Makes the throw,
and it sails way over Brian's head.
336
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:12,833
And the Warriors blow yet another chance
to score in the red zone.
337
00:18:12,916 --> 00:18:15,041
The Knights will now take possession.
338
00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,250
[man] It's over! Step up.
339
00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:29,750
[indistinct shouting]
340
00:18:29,833 --> 00:18:31,041
[grunting]
341
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:35,250
This guy's got all day.
342
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,333
Get it, get it! Come on!
343
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:41,916
[whistle blows]
344
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,166
[Troy sighs]
345
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,500
-[Troy] Time-out.
-[whistle blows]
346
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,416
Come on, guys.
347
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:49,916
Hey, Payton, two more points,
then it's lights out.
348
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,125
This quarterback's unstoppable.
349
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:55,708
No. The QB doesn't check his blind side
when he drops into the pocket.
350
00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:58,041
They should just bring the safeties.
351
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:05,958
Where's he going?
352
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,375
Hopefully he's gonna teach 'em to cheat.
We're getting killed out there.
353
00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:16,375
Oh. Coach, did you see that?
Some punk just threw my visor.
354
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,541
-[Troy] Huddle up. Let's go.
-Who? Point him out. I'll snap his neck.
355
00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,625
All right, guys.
It's that time of the game.
356
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,083
We can't let 'em score here.
357
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,666
I want all you d-backs
to drop into coverage, okay?
358
00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:33,541
Actually, not… not all of you.
359
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,125
We're gonna blitz.
360
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,791
Linebacker blitz?
361
00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,541
Safety blitz.
362
00:19:42,166 --> 00:19:43,333
From the right?
363
00:19:44,125 --> 00:19:47,375
From the left? Weak side safety blitz.
364
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:50,041
You heard… Yeah.
Weak side safety blitz, all right, guys.
365
00:19:50,125 --> 00:19:51,791
Let's go get 'em. Come on! Come on!
366
00:19:51,875 --> 00:19:53,416
[Marcos] Let's do this. Come on, guys.
367
00:19:54,916 --> 00:19:58,291
Is this the one? Say you're sorry
to the man for throwing his visor.
368
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,708
-Sorry.
-It's not him!
369
00:19:59,791 --> 00:20:01,625
You can't grab people by the neck.
370
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,208
It's fine. It's my nephew.
371
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,458
Son of a…
372
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:08,375
Uncle Mitch, you're the worst.
373
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,541
You're an embarrassment
to the family tree.
374
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,125
I'll pedal over to your mama's house.
375
00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,083
You're gonna be on time-out
for, like, a month and a half.
376
00:20:16,375 --> 00:20:17,541
Little punk-ass.
377
00:20:18,041 --> 00:20:19,125
[whistle blows]
378
00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:23,041
[indistinct chatter]
379
00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,958
[tense music plays]
380
00:20:27,041 --> 00:20:30,041
[man] Blind 38! Blind 38!
381
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:31,250
[grunting]
382
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:34,916
[grunting]
383
00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:38,125
Oh, and it's a fumble.
384
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,791
Connor Payton picks it up.
385
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:45,500
Oh my God! Can you believe this?
Can you believe this?
386
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:48,000
He's at the 20. He's at the ten.
387
00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:51,125
Oh my God! Touchdown, Warriors!
388
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,291
[triumphant music plays]
389
00:20:53,375 --> 00:20:55,166
-Connor!
-Connor!
390
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:56,791
-[Beth screams]
-That was our guy!
391
00:20:56,875 --> 00:20:58,708
First touchdown of the season!
392
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,166
And just as the game comes to an end.
393
00:21:03,916 --> 00:21:05,791
That was a touchdown! A real touchdown!
394
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,875
Take it easy. Act like you've been here.
395
00:21:07,958 --> 00:21:08,916
Fully happened!
396
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,333
[Mitch laughs uproariously]
397
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,125
[commentator] Folks, that'll do it.
398
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:16,875
Final score here,
Warriors, 6. Knights, 38.
399
00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:24,958
[all chanting] ♪ We got a touchdown!
We got a touchdown! We got a touchdown! ♪
400
00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,958
♪ We got a touchdown!
We got a touchdown! ♪
401
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,166
[cheering]
402
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:33,208
Boys, boys, boys! Hey! Everybody, take
a look over there. You see what I see?
403
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:36,625
Electricity!
404
00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,583
[cheering]
405
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,625
[all chanting] ♪ We got a touchdown!
We got a touchdown! ♪
406
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:46,416
[all] One, two, three, Warriors!
407
00:21:52,416 --> 00:21:53,583
This is a Manhattan?
408
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:58,333
At J.D. McGilligan's,
our middle name is "Fun."
409
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:03,208
Well, if that's true, shouldn't it be
"J.F. McGilligan's?" [chuckles]
410
00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,208
I'll ask Mr. McGilligan.
411
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:11,458
Okay. I'm… I'm gonna change this
into a Lone Star? How about that?
412
00:22:17,666 --> 00:22:19,416
Actually, make that two Lone Stars.
413
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,000
[Sean] I hope you didn't mind me
butting in like that.
414
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:26,000
Mind? That was
our first touchdown all year.
415
00:22:26,583 --> 00:22:27,916
Tough year, huh?
416
00:22:28,458 --> 00:22:30,416
Look, they're great kids.
417
00:22:31,166 --> 00:22:32,875
And they're not untalented.
418
00:22:32,958 --> 00:22:34,791
No, I know. I see speed.
419
00:22:34,875 --> 00:22:37,416
They're eager to learn.
They've got a good attitude.
420
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,458
-Yeah.
-You know.
421
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:39,750
Yeah. They just…
422
00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:43,791
They need some better plays to run
and maybe a little motivation.
423
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:46,250
That's why I'm fixin'
to get a whistle around your neck.
424
00:22:46,333 --> 00:22:48,375
Oh, right. [chuckles]
425
00:22:49,958 --> 00:22:50,958
Oh, you're serious?
426
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:54,458
No… no pressure.
Uh, we'd… we'd love to have you.
427
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,541
I don't know how long I'm gonna be here,
'cause I'm appealing my suspension.
428
00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:02,375
I'm hoping to be back at work
before the season starts.
429
00:23:02,458 --> 00:23:03,666
You miss it?
430
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:06,041
I really don't know
anything else, you know.
431
00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:10,750
I mean, being a head coach of an NFL team
is like going a hundred miles an hour,
432
00:23:10,833 --> 00:23:12,583
365 days a year.
433
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,041
Look, I figured.
434
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:16,875
I mean, I've been coaching your son
since peewee league.
435
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:18,791
I just met you last week.
436
00:23:21,333 --> 00:23:25,958
Another reason I don't want a whistle.
I'm not even sure Connor would like it.
437
00:23:26,041 --> 00:23:29,708
Look, being Sean Payton's son ain't easy.
438
00:23:30,416 --> 00:23:32,625
Not for a kid playing football in Texas.
439
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:35,750
Hell, my dad
coached our local high school team,
440
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,166
and I never lived it down.
441
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,333
You won the damn Super Bowl.
442
00:23:39,416 --> 00:23:42,333
-I never pushed him to play.
-[Troy] No, but he did.
443
00:23:42,916 --> 00:23:45,416
And it may be easier on him,
444
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:48,041
and you, and, frankly, me
445
00:23:48,916 --> 00:23:51,000
if you were on that field
with us every day.
446
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:59,250
[Mitch] Come on! Get off the wall! [yells]
447
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:02,708
[Mitch coughs]
448
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,083
[Mitch groans]
449
00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,208
My chain now, McGilligan.
450
00:24:09,958 --> 00:24:10,958
You do need help.
451
00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:18,208
[uplifting music]
452
00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,583
Hey, you got any more bagels back there?
453
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,500
Um, no.
454
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,041
Well, what about those right there?
455
00:24:53,083 --> 00:24:54,833
Oh, yeah, those are for my wife.
456
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,000
She's pregnant.
457
00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,583
This is your first?
458
00:24:57,666 --> 00:25:01,125
No, it's my third.
I've been nibbling all morning.
459
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,458
I meant kids.
460
00:25:02,541 --> 00:25:04,250
Oh. Yeah, it's my first.
461
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:06,583
Hey, listen, I'm, uh,
gonna extend my stay.
462
00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,958
-How long?
-[Sean] I'm not doin' this again with you.
463
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,291
Just extend it, okay?
464
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:14,625
Now, you guys got a copy machine?
I'm gonna need 23 copies of this.
465
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:16,666
Oh, technically it's self-service.
466
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,041
I got you, Mr. Payton.
467
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:24,125
-Got anything I can spread this jelly on?
-There's some hard-boiled eggs over there.
468
00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:26,875
I didn't say the worst thing
you could spread jelly on.
469
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:28,916
You didn't say the best.
470
00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,333
God.
471
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:35,041
[pipe music plays]
472
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:42,958
[bell rings]
473
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:44,500
What are you doing?
474
00:25:45,625 --> 00:25:46,666
What was I doing?
475
00:25:48,250 --> 00:25:49,583
Transcendental Meditation.
476
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:53,000
It's where I repeat a mantra to myself
477
00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,125
until I reach
a deeper state of consciousness.
478
00:25:55,625 --> 00:25:57,375
Hmm. What's a mantra?
479
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:02,333
A mantra is a word or a phrase
or even a noise that you repeat
480
00:26:02,416 --> 00:26:04,708
and it helps you focus
and clear your mind.
481
00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:06,541
You know, we could meditate together,
482
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:09,333
and clear our minds
and share memories and feelings.
483
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,250
-Isn't that cool?
-Well, like what?
484
00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:14,125
I could tell you about the time
when I was in college
485
00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:16,333
and I was backpacking through Asia.
486
00:26:16,416 --> 00:26:18,750
I thought for sure they were all women.
487
00:26:18,833 --> 00:26:20,041
-Jamie.
-Yes?
488
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,375
Connor shouldn't be
hearing about that at his age.
489
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,541
But he's… he's not hearing. He's feeling.
490
00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,166
[scoffs] That's even worse.
491
00:26:26,250 --> 00:26:27,500
[car horn honks]
492
00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:30,333
Oh, that must be your dad.
He's gonna take you to practice today.
493
00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:31,333
What?
494
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,833
He called this morning
and asked if he could take you.
495
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:35,541
Why didn't you say no?
496
00:26:36,833 --> 00:26:40,458
I think it'll be good for you guys
to connect and get some one-on-one time.
497
00:26:41,375 --> 00:26:43,291
Well, I don't want
any one-on-one time with him.
498
00:26:45,166 --> 00:26:48,166
-I'm not going to practice.
-Yeah, skip practice.
499
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,958
Stay here. I'll share with you
the time I was in a bathhouse
500
00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,625
with ten sumo wrestlers.
501
00:26:52,708 --> 00:26:55,375
-These guys prune up everywhere.
-All right. I'll go. I'll go.
502
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,375
Any music you like?
503
00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:10,083
You still into country?
504
00:27:13,125 --> 00:27:14,458
You know where you're going?
505
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,125
The only place I've been
other than my hotel for the last week?
506
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,250
Yeah, I got an idea.
507
00:27:21,416 --> 00:27:22,666
I meant from my house.
508
00:27:23,958 --> 00:27:28,375
You know I used to live there, right?
Before the dream catchers and salt lamps.
509
00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:30,916
I've been told.
510
00:27:34,708 --> 00:27:35,541
So,
511
00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:39,833
guess who the new offensive coordinator
for the Warriors is?
512
00:27:41,791 --> 00:27:42,791
How did that happen?
513
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:45,291
Coach Troy asked me,
514
00:27:45,375 --> 00:27:48,375
and I thought it'd be cool
because we'll get to hang.
515
00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:50,041
Hang?
516
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,208
Yeah. What we're doing right now. Hangin'.
517
00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:57,166
It's tough enough right now
with you just in the bleachers.
518
00:27:57,666 --> 00:27:59,625
You know what Paulie's dad said about you?
519
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:02,750
[scoffs] I don't give a crap
about what Paulie's dad thinks.
520
00:28:03,666 --> 00:28:04,541
Maybe I do.
521
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:11,416
Hell yeah, I want stuffed crust.
What kind of question's that?
522
00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:14,083
Paulie, are you seriously
ordering a pizza right now?
523
00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:15,541
We're about to practice.
524
00:28:15,625 --> 00:28:18,541
Ordering it now
so it gets here at the peak of my hunger.
525
00:28:18,625 --> 00:28:20,250
I don't care. Hang up the phone.
526
00:28:20,791 --> 00:28:23,958
All right, Warriors. Our season
hasn't got off to the best start.
527
00:28:24,041 --> 00:28:26,333
What are you talking about?
We scored a touchdown.
528
00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:29,458
[all chanting] ♪ We scored a touchdown!
We didn't get shut down! ♪
529
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,166
♪ We scored a touchdown! ♪
530
00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:35,041
All right. All right.
True, but we did still lose 38 to 6.
531
00:28:35,125 --> 00:28:37,166
Wow, killing the vibe, Coach.
532
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:40,416
Look, I know each of y'all
are doing your best, okay?
533
00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,958
We just need somethin'
to pull it all together. A new voice.
534
00:28:44,041 --> 00:28:46,250
Is Mr. Payton gonna be our new coach?
535
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:50,083
[boys cheer]
536
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:53,833
Coach Payton is gonna be
our new offensive coordinator.
537
00:28:53,916 --> 00:28:54,791
[boys groan]
538
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:56,208
-Okay.
-[Troy] How about that?
539
00:28:56,791 --> 00:28:58,666
Our defense sucks too.
540
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:00,583
Thank you.
541
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:04,875
Look, I want you boys to treat Mr. Payton
with the same respect you treat me.
542
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:07,083
Oh, oh, we can do better than that.
543
00:29:07,708 --> 00:29:11,875
But to clarify,
Coach Payton is third in line.
544
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,750
In other words,
if Coach Troy were the president,
545
00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:16,166
I'd be the vice president.
546
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,958
And if Coach Troy
happened to get assassinated,
547
00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:20,375
I'd take over.
548
00:29:20,458 --> 00:29:22,708
Coach Payton would then become
the vice president.
549
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:25,750
Um, what happens
if both of you guys got shot?
550
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:29,541
Well, I think they'd, uh, cancel.
I don't think we could play that game.
551
00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:32,000
Okay, that's good to know.
Guys, let's line up.
552
00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:35,875
-[laughter]
-Hey, when I tell my guys to line up,
553
00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:38,458
the last one there,
he'd be running stairs till sundown.
554
00:29:38,541 --> 00:29:41,125
[boys shouting]
555
00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,166
[boy groans]
556
00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:48,041
Gentlemen, it's about speed.
557
00:29:48,125 --> 00:29:50,875
So if you don't got it,
you better hurry up and get it.
558
00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,041
Now, on my count,
559
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:54,625
we're gonna run to that 40-yard line
as fast as you can.
560
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,416
You said, "On my count."
561
00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,958
How many Mississippis is that gonna be?
562
00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,250
How about this? [blows whistle]
563
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,291
[dramatic music plays]
564
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,625
One, two, three, four.
565
00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:11,833
Congratulations. You four
just became our new wide receivers.
566
00:30:11,916 --> 00:30:13,791
[cheering]
567
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:16,208
Let's get those pads on.
Let's get to work. Come on.
568
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,833
Get over that. Go, go, go, go!
569
00:30:19,541 --> 00:30:20,500
Keep goin'.
570
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,541
Whoa! Slow down there, buddy.
571
00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:26,750
["Move Like This" by Hammerwax plays]
572
00:30:26,833 --> 00:30:28,250
[Sean] Drop them hips down.
573
00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,250
What happened here?
574
00:30:30,333 --> 00:30:32,083
["Move Like This" continues playing]
575
00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:34,666
[Sean] Quick feet, quick feet!
576
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,791
Quick shoes. I like that.
577
00:30:37,416 --> 00:30:39,750
There you go. All right, come on.
578
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:43,583
-Full rush, let me see it. Set, hit!
-[Paulie grunts]
579
00:30:44,250 --> 00:30:46,791
Nice. Okay, Nate, all right,
let me see that spin.
580
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,208
Set, hit!
581
00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,333
["Move Like This" continues playing]
582
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:52,750
[laughs]
583
00:30:55,041 --> 00:30:56,208
We'll get it, okay?
584
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:57,958
Hey, Mitch.
585
00:30:58,041 --> 00:31:00,666
-[Mitch groans]
-[laughter]
586
00:31:00,750 --> 00:31:02,791
-[boy 1] That's what you get!
-[boy 2] Bizone is down!
587
00:31:02,875 --> 00:31:04,333
-[Troy] All right.
-[boy 3] Thanks.
588
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,875
["Move Like This" continues playing]
589
00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:09,791
♪ Move ♪
590
00:31:10,333 --> 00:31:11,625
♪ Move ♪
591
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,833
There you go, Harlan. You got a great leg.
592
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,250
What's happenin' during the game?
593
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:20,708
This is practice. No pressure in practice.
594
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:23,000
That's your problem.
You know what the pros do?
595
00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,083
They put all the pressure on
during practice
596
00:31:25,166 --> 00:31:27,541
so that when the game comes along,
there's none left.
597
00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,291
Paulie, how you doing at center?
598
00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:32,875
It doesn't matter. I'm just playing
so my dad can relive his glory days.
599
00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:36,875
If you're not happy by end of the season,
I'll talk to him. How's that sound?
600
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:38,833
-Really?
-Yep, but I'm not gonna have to.
601
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,083
Everybody, listen up.
602
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:43,250
The only reason to play football
is to have fun.
603
00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:44,750
And the only way to have fun
604
00:31:45,750 --> 00:31:46,583
is to win.
605
00:31:47,666 --> 00:31:49,000
And the only way to win
606
00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:52,000
is with this.
607
00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,166
A new playbook?
608
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:55,875
[all] Whoa!
609
00:31:55,958 --> 00:31:56,916
[boy] Awesome!
610
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,916
[indistinct shouting]
611
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,833
[Marcos] Are these real NFL plays?
612
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,208
[Nate] Oh my God!
613
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:05,083
[boy] We'll be winning the championship.
614
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,958
-[boy 1] How can they stop us?
-[boy 2] Whoa!
615
00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:09,041
Look at Page 16.
616
00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:12,041
I see you made a few minor changes.
617
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:14,041
It's upside down. Just turn it.
618
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:15,541
-Oh.
-Yeah.
619
00:32:16,458 --> 00:32:17,375
Got it.
620
00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:20,583
Yeah. The base is all there.
I just expanded on it, that's all.
621
00:32:20,666 --> 00:32:23,791
Listen, I want you to study them,
take 'em home with you tonight.
622
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,666
-Keep 'em with you at all times.
-[all boys] Yes, sir.
623
00:32:26,750 --> 00:32:27,708
[Sean] All right.
624
00:32:30,583 --> 00:32:31,791
[boy] What play is this?
625
00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,791
Mr. Coach Payton.
Cindy Jenkins, Dennis's mom.
626
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:41,333
-Nice to meet you.
-I wanna talk to you about Dennis.
627
00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:44,750
Whatever position I asked him to play,
that's what he's playing for a while.
628
00:32:44,833 --> 00:32:48,041
I don't care what position he's playin'
as long as he's playin' football.
629
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:52,083
I just don't want you goin' easy on him.
That little peanut needs toughenin' up.
630
00:32:52,166 --> 00:32:55,041
I treat all my players the same.
Always have.
631
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:57,416
It's just Dennis is so nice and sweet.
632
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,875
This is Texas, Coach. That won't fly.
633
00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:03,500
-Sounds like a job for Dennis's dad.
-Oh, he's out the picture.
634
00:33:03,583 --> 00:33:07,208
He went out to Meineke for a new muffler
in 2007 and never came back.
635
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:09,416
All right, well, I'm sorry about that.
636
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:12,500
Listen, come on over to the house.
637
00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:16,083
Run some drills with him, maybe me.
I'll make dinner.
638
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:20,708
[sighs] It's awful nice of you,
but, uh, it's not necessary.
639
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:24,333
Well, how many nights in a row
can you eat at J.D. McGilligan's?
640
00:33:24,416 --> 00:33:25,875
I'm making gumbo.
641
00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,583
Please, for Dennis.
642
00:33:30,500 --> 00:33:33,708
All right, fine, but for now,
I got a game to get ready for, so…
643
00:33:33,791 --> 00:33:35,791
-You do you, baby.
-[Sean] Mm-hmm.
644
00:33:39,708 --> 00:33:41,250
Got a girlfriend!
645
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,541
[driver] New Orleans Saints, huh?
646
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,291
I was a hell of a running back myself.
647
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:49,625
In '86, I was the man.
648
00:33:49,708 --> 00:33:53,708
I scored a touchdown
with four defenders on my back.
649
00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:56,208
Blown out knee, blown out ankle,
650
00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:59,583
severe jock itch, a cavity,
651
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,375
everybody still on my back,
652
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,958
helped a woman have a baby,
653
00:34:04,041 --> 00:34:05,625
scored the touchdown,
654
00:34:05,708 --> 00:34:08,083
did my touchdown dance,
655
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:11,458
and came home to save my mama
from a heart attack.
656
00:34:12,625 --> 00:34:14,625
Gus, keep your eyes on the road.
657
00:34:15,875 --> 00:34:17,583
Still got the jock itch though.
658
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:20,958
[dramatic music plays]
659
00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:22,875
[commentator] With the Rams leading 6-0,
660
00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:26,125
they have the ball
on the Warriors' 45-yard line.
661
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:28,875
Second down with three yards to go
for the first down.
662
00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:33,708
[Sean] Come on, Dennis!
663
00:34:34,625 --> 00:34:36,416
Go, Dennis!
664
00:34:37,916 --> 00:34:39,250
[Dennis] Mama! [grunts]
665
00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:40,541
[crowd groans]
666
00:34:43,541 --> 00:34:44,541
[whistle blows]
667
00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:52,041
-Did Dennis just fall down?
-Yeah, he doesn't like contact.
668
00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:53,583
Does he know he's playin' football?
669
00:34:53,666 --> 00:34:55,166
-[chuckles]
-[whistle blows]
670
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:00,208
[Sean] Hey, uh, Dennis, come here.
671
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:04,916
So you, uh…
you wanna tackle that guy, huh?
672
00:35:05,625 --> 00:35:07,791
I mean, I did. Then I didn't.
673
00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:11,583
Coach Troy and I
have been thinking about it,
674
00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,708
and we're gonna move you to fullback.
675
00:35:14,416 --> 00:35:17,666
Fullback? I-I can't play fullback.
Everyone's gonna try and hit me.
676
00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:19,708
Well, you better make sure
that they don't.
677
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:28,791
That was good.
Some real sports psychology right there.
678
00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:30,041
Yeah, a little bit.
679
00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:30,958
[Troy chuckles]
680
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,208
What you got in there?
681
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:34,333
Uh, it's for my…
682
00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,375
It's for my, uh, skin condition.
683
00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:39,875
Yeah.
684
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:46,041
I want 42 long, I-formation,
wideout trips, all right? Go, go, go, go!
685
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,541
All right, huddle up, uh…
686
00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:55,208
42 long, I-formation wide,
something, something.
687
00:35:55,291 --> 00:35:58,041
-Wait. Am I the formation?
-Who's number 42?
688
00:35:58,125 --> 00:36:00,250
-Dennis, we're on offense.
-They told me to come.
689
00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:02,916
-Where am I supposed to line up?
-You're the center.
690
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,958
Right.
691
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,666
Didn't any of you study the plays?
692
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:07,708
My dad didn't even understand these plays.
693
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,875
-Everyone, just go long.
-Okay, ready?
694
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:10,916
[all] Ready!
695
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,041
[man] Watch that pass! Watch that pass!
696
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,708
Set! Set!
697
00:36:17,791 --> 00:36:20,458
Blue, white. Blue, white. Hut!
698
00:36:20,541 --> 00:36:21,875
[grunting]
699
00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:24,041
[dramatic music plays]
700
00:36:27,791 --> 00:36:30,208
[grunting]
701
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:31,958
[grunting]
702
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:33,958
[grunts]
703
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,125
-[boy] Whoa!
-Uh, thanks.
704
00:36:39,791 --> 00:36:40,833
[boy] Way to go, Coach.
705
00:36:40,916 --> 00:36:42,458
[woman] Good job, good job.
706
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:44,416
Marcos, nice throw.
707
00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:50,250
All right. Hey, good first half.
708
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,541
Some minor adjustments, all right? Marcos.
709
00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:53,500
Coach.
710
00:36:53,583 --> 00:36:55,583
You are the most talented player
on our team.
711
00:36:55,666 --> 00:36:56,958
-Too true.
-Don't remind him.
712
00:36:57,041 --> 00:36:59,208
-Second most talented.
-[laughter]
713
00:36:59,291 --> 00:37:02,541
Focus up, boys.
Listen. You're not a quarterback.
714
00:37:02,625 --> 00:37:05,291
-We're moving you to running back.
-I'll do both. I could do it all.
715
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:08,166
You can't play QB and running back
at the same time.
716
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,458
All good. Whatever the team needs, baby.
717
00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:12,041
Okay. What did you call me?
718
00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:14,500
-Coach.
-[Sean] That's what I thought.
719
00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,250
-Brian, you're new starting quarterback.
-Yes!
720
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,458
Finally! You can all suck it.
721
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:22,375
Brian, you know in the NFL,
when the linemen don't like the QB,
722
00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:24,875
you know what they do?
They let the defense through.
723
00:37:25,458 --> 00:37:27,500
Sorry, everybody. I'll suck it.
724
00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:28,541
[boy] Yeah!
725
00:37:28,625 --> 00:37:30,000
Okay, guys, let's go.
726
00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:32,791
[Sean] Everybody else,
you're in the same positions.
727
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:35,500
Let's get some effort.
A little energy. Let's go!
728
00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:36,833
[boys shouting]
729
00:37:37,583 --> 00:37:39,125
Sure about doing this at halftime?
730
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:41,583
What we were doing wasn't workin'.
We gotta adjust.
731
00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:44,291
I don't wanna adjust these kids
into the emergency room.
732
00:37:44,375 --> 00:37:45,208
They'll be fine.
733
00:37:45,291 --> 00:37:47,833
They can barely play the positions
they've been playing all year.
734
00:37:49,416 --> 00:37:50,625
[whistle blows]
735
00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:02,083
They're all in different places.
That's good?
736
00:38:02,166 --> 00:38:03,583
He switched it all up.
737
00:38:04,166 --> 00:38:05,916
[Connor] Dennis, I think you're over here.
738
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,708
-Why ain't Marcos the quarterback?
-I don't know.
739
00:38:10,875 --> 00:38:13,500
Ready. Set. Go!
740
00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:16,041
[dramatic music plays]
741
00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:24,041
[groans]
742
00:38:24,125 --> 00:38:26,666
Now that could not have been
an actual play.
743
00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,958
Maybe we go back to the old, dumb,
peewee playbook for the rest of the game.
744
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:34,291
I know this is like buildin' an airplane
while you're flyin' it, but trust me.
745
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:39,125
Yeah, more like crappin' in a rainstorm
when you're buildin' an outhouse.
746
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:42,291
-That doesn't make sense.
-Neither do these plays, Troy.
747
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:45,208
Let's get you some water.
Come on, come on.
748
00:38:45,291 --> 00:38:46,625
Let's go. Field goal unit.
749
00:38:51,250 --> 00:38:53,250
[tense music plays]
750
00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,458
What the hell is he lookin' at?
751
00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:04,958
[Connor] Harlan.
752
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:08,416
Hike.
753
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,083
[Paulie groans] My butthole!
754
00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,416
Come on!
755
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:18,416
[man] Hey, Payton!
756
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:21,125
You can't just switch everything up.
This ain't no merry-go-round.
757
00:39:21,208 --> 00:39:24,250
What you doin'? Marcos has been
a quarterback his whole life.
758
00:39:24,333 --> 00:39:26,333
He'll be a running back
for the rest of it.
759
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,208
Are you blind? My boy's got a cannon.
760
00:39:28,291 --> 00:39:30,333
He's the best player on the team
besides Paulie.
761
00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,416
He's more of an asset as a running back.
762
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:36,500
He's not one of your assets.
He's my son, and he's a quarterback.
763
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:37,458
Here's the thing.
764
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,583
I'm here to win games,
765
00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:42,625
not make you feel better
about what position your son's playing.
766
00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:44,875
So stay in the stands with the parents,
767
00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:46,958
and I'll be on the sidelines
with the coaches.
768
00:39:48,666 --> 00:39:51,208
Guys, give it a chance, please.
769
00:39:56,083 --> 00:39:59,333
I think we're, uh, finished here, fellas,
for the day.
770
00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:03,958
The bus is full anyway.
771
00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:10,916
Man, I expected today to go better.
772
00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,125
Yeah, we're worse than we were
before he showed up.
773
00:40:14,208 --> 00:40:17,375
I thought this guy was supposed to be
some type of Super Bowl-winning coach.
774
00:40:17,458 --> 00:40:19,916
Yeah, and we scored a touchdown
without him.
775
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,916
[Paulie] Yeah.
776
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,500
♪ We scored a touchdown!
We scored a touchdown! ♪
777
00:40:27,583 --> 00:40:29,583
All right, boys, listen up.
778
00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:34,083
I know it might not have felt like it,
but I saw a lot of improvement out there.
779
00:40:34,166 --> 00:40:35,958
As soon as we get a handle
on these new plays,
780
00:40:36,041 --> 00:40:38,000
we're gonna turn things around real quick.
781
00:40:38,083 --> 00:40:42,083
Yeah, um, Coach, I don't think any of us
understand the new plays.
782
00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:45,041
What? Who's having trouble
with the playbook?
783
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,125
[Gus laughs] It looks unanimous.
784
00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:52,208
[laughs]
785
00:40:52,291 --> 00:40:54,958
[Sean] Gotta line up here.
I want everybody hip-to-hip here.
786
00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:57,958
I don't want any space here.
People were getting through here.
787
00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:00,125
Salt shaker right there… Okay?
788
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:01,708
We gotta get set up here.
789
00:41:01,791 --> 00:41:04,166
Connor, Jason, you are our tortilla chips.
790
00:41:04,250 --> 00:41:08,041
That means, Dennis and Marcos,
you're our lime wedges. You're right here.
791
00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:12,291
-Which makes our hot sauce… That's Brian.
-Brian's more of a napkin. [laughs]
792
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:16,125
We're going green right formation.
That's our initial formation. You with me?
793
00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:17,416
[all] Yes, Coach. Yeah.
794
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:21,375
Great. Okay. Now we have our X chip
on the side here, and our Z--
795
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:24,000
-Where's the Z chip? What did you do?
-Sorry.
796
00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,375
All right. Okay, here we go.
797
00:41:25,458 --> 00:41:28,541
We got our Z chip here,
but we're gonna send our Z chip in motion.
798
00:41:28,625 --> 00:41:31,000
Now we have both wide receivers
on this side.
799
00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:34,708
Once they cross the line of scrimmage,
they cut right, which means our hot sauce…
800
00:41:34,791 --> 00:41:37,083
-I drop back and fake it to the lime.
-Yes.
801
00:41:37,166 --> 00:41:39,166
I'm the lime.
I pretend to get the ball and block?
802
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:40,250
[Sean] Yeah.
803
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:43,625
-Jason and I cut to the right.
-I throw it to the open tortilla chip.
804
00:41:43,708 --> 00:41:45,250
Yes! There you go!
805
00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,416
[applause]
806
00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,875
[Sean] Now let's go with X whip.
807
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:51,416
We're gonna do the same thing,
but we're not linin' up that way.
808
00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:53,541
We'll bring this chip here. Don't eat it.
809
00:41:53,625 --> 00:41:56,166
[Dennis] Hey, Coach, what if a cupcake
tries to attack 'em?
810
00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:59,166
-[Sean] You're afraid of a cupcake now?
-[Paulie] Cupcakes sound good.
811
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:01,291
-Can I see a dessert menu?
-[laughter]
812
00:42:01,375 --> 00:42:04,375
[Sean] You get that first step,
you're up the sideline, you know?
813
00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:05,375
It's all you.
814
00:42:06,916 --> 00:42:09,416
You gonna stick around
for the rest of the season?
815
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:14,875
Well, if I win my appeal, I'll probably…
I'll probably have to go back.
816
00:42:17,625 --> 00:42:18,458
Con,
817
00:42:19,208 --> 00:42:20,083
it's my job.
818
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:26,000
-[sighs] I wish you guys were closer.
-Why can't you be closer?
819
00:42:26,083 --> 00:42:29,541
Coach the Cowboys.
Dallas is, like, 45 minutes away.
820
00:42:29,625 --> 00:42:31,500
'Cause Dallas already has a coach.
821
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:32,916
[Sean sighs]
822
00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,458
Look,
823
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,375
I know this hasn't been easy.
824
00:42:38,500 --> 00:42:39,333
No, you don't.
825
00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:41,541
[Sean] What do you mean?
826
00:42:45,125 --> 00:42:46,291
What is it, Con?
827
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,500
[sighs] People always ask me about you.
828
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,291
And most of the time,
I have to just make it up, because…
829
00:42:59,833 --> 00:43:00,708
I don't know you.
830
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:03,958
[sighs]
831
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:07,541
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
C-Connor, look, I'm here.
832
00:43:08,208 --> 00:43:09,041
I'm here now.
833
00:43:10,666 --> 00:43:11,875
You can ask me anything.
834
00:43:13,500 --> 00:43:14,666
What do you wanna know?
835
00:43:19,541 --> 00:43:22,750
What made you decide to go
for the onside kick in the Super Bowl?
836
00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:25,666
That's a good question.
837
00:43:26,375 --> 00:43:29,041
Sometimes to succeed,
you need to do the unexpected.
838
00:43:29,541 --> 00:43:33,250
That's what I did with that onside kick.
I knew it would surprise 'em, and it did.
839
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,000
Any other questions?
840
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:39,666
Did you do it?
841
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,666
Do what?
842
00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:44,875
What happened with your team.
843
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:48,125
It's complicated, Connor.
844
00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:51,833
But look, at the end of the day,
I'm the head coach,
845
00:43:51,916 --> 00:43:54,541
so I-I-I've gotta be the one
to take responsibility.
846
00:43:57,541 --> 00:44:00,250
If you're taking responsibility,
then why are you appealing?
847
00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:02,083
Wow.
848
00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,250
That's another good question. [sighs]
849
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:08,166
I don't know. I guess…
850
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:12,791
I couldn't see myself
being away from football for another year.
851
00:44:13,916 --> 00:44:16,416
Well, you're not away from it anymore,
I guess.
852
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:24,250
You gonna pick me up
for practice tomorrow?
853
00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,583
Assuming Coach Troy doesn't fire me.
854
00:44:26,666 --> 00:44:27,541
[chuckles]
855
00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:32,250
[gentle music plays]
856
00:44:46,291 --> 00:44:50,375
[Sean] Nine seconds left. We're down
by two. This is it. This is our season.
857
00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:53,375
We make it or break it right here.
We got time for one more play.
858
00:44:54,750 --> 00:44:58,500
And this is how we define ourselves.
We gotta decide who do we want to be?
859
00:44:58,583 --> 00:45:00,625
-Paulie, pay attention!
-Y-Yes, Coach.
860
00:45:00,708 --> 00:45:04,625
Here's where we're goin'. We're gonna go
turbo stack, green four. Okay?
861
00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:07,208
-What?
-Two limes. One hot sauce.
862
00:45:07,291 --> 00:45:09,250
-Bring the queso?
-Bring the queso, guys!
863
00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:13,000
[all] Yeah!
864
00:45:13,083 --> 00:45:15,083
[dramatic music plays]
865
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,875
[Sean] Let's go!
866
00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,750
[Sean] Go, seven!
867
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:22,791
Let's go!
868
00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:27,166
[dramatic music continues]
869
00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:28,541
[whistle blows]
870
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:32,416
[Sean] Get down! Go, baby! Go!
871
00:45:33,291 --> 00:45:35,500
Down, set, go!
872
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:37,250
[grunting]
873
00:45:38,333 --> 00:45:41,208
[Sean] Get it. You got it. Yeah!
874
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,916
Come on, Marcos.
875
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:46,166
-[grunting]
-[yells]
876
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:50,291
Go, go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!
877
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:55,208
[triumphant music plays]
878
00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:58,875
[crowd cheers]
879
00:46:00,333 --> 00:46:02,041
[Beth] Jamie, we won! We won!
880
00:46:02,708 --> 00:46:04,666
-We won our first game!
-We won!
881
00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:08,458
[cheering and shouting]
882
00:46:14,916 --> 00:46:16,083
Way to go, man.
883
00:46:17,458 --> 00:46:20,500
[yelling]
884
00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:23,458
[laughter and chatter]
885
00:46:26,375 --> 00:46:28,500
[boy] Over here! I'm open!
886
00:46:30,291 --> 00:46:32,958
Ah, so this is what it feels like to win.
887
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:35,458
-Next stop, championship!
-[boy] Yeah!
888
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,500
Don't get ahead of yourself, Jason.
889
00:46:37,583 --> 00:46:40,750
No, no, no. I like the energy.
Hey, listen up, everybody.
890
00:46:40,833 --> 00:46:43,958
Hey, you guys earned this, okay? Enjoy it.
891
00:46:44,458 --> 00:46:46,500
I want you to carry this feeling
to the next game.
892
00:46:46,583 --> 00:46:48,750
[all] Yeah!
893
00:46:48,833 --> 00:46:51,541
["Get in the Groove"
by The Mighty Hannibal plays]
894
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,375
♪ We're comin' to have ♪
895
00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:00,708
♪ A real good time… ♪
896
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:04,291
Hi. We're getting a lot of complaints.
897
00:47:04,375 --> 00:47:05,458
About what?
898
00:47:05,541 --> 00:47:08,875
The noise. Splashing noises, mostly,
with some yelling.
899
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:10,708
Who complained?
900
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:13,250
Uh, hotel people.
901
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:14,416
What hotel people?
902
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:15,333
Uh…
903
00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:20,000
No one complained, did they, Eric?
904
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:21,583
No.
905
00:47:21,666 --> 00:47:23,416
Why are you upset about the noise?
906
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,083
It's bumming me out that you guys
get to swim and I have to work.
907
00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,541
Well, why don't you take a break
and swim with us?
908
00:47:28,625 --> 00:47:29,666
-Really?
-Absolutely.
909
00:47:29,750 --> 00:47:32,625
That would be great! Do you think
it'd be okay if I swam in my underwear?
910
00:47:32,708 --> 00:47:34,958
-I think that would be inappropriate.
-Oh.
911
00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,083
Hey, do you work here?
912
00:47:36,166 --> 00:47:37,000
I do.
913
00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:39,125
Someone got their hand stuck
in the ice machine.
914
00:47:39,208 --> 00:47:40,041
Oh.
915
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,333
We've all been there.
916
00:47:42,916 --> 00:47:44,083
Hey, good move.
917
00:47:44,166 --> 00:47:45,541
♪ Anything you wanna ♪
918
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:47,500
♪ Get in the groove… ♪
919
00:47:48,208 --> 00:47:49,541
Connor, go deep.
920
00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:52,125
♪ There's a new dance going around ♪
921
00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:54,375
♪ That they call the four corners ♪
922
00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:56,375
♪ Get in the groove ♪
923
00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,291
♪ Get in the groove, come on ♪
924
00:47:59,375 --> 00:48:00,458
♪ Uh, uh ♪
925
00:48:03,208 --> 00:48:04,750
♪ Sock it to me, uh, uh ♪
926
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:09,541
♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah, uh, uh ♪
927
00:48:09,625 --> 00:48:10,791
[yells]
928
00:48:12,458 --> 00:48:13,833
♪ Do it, do it… ♪
929
00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,166
Warriors!
930
00:48:17,250 --> 00:48:18,791
Dennis, don't turn around.
931
00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:25,416
Oh my God, Connor Payton recovers!
932
00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:26,833
♪ Baby, baby ♪
933
00:48:27,875 --> 00:48:29,500
♪ You got soul ♪
934
00:48:30,083 --> 00:48:31,375
♪ Get in the groove ♪
935
00:48:32,041 --> 00:48:33,416
♪ Get in the groove ♪
936
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:35,708
♪ I know you can… ♪
937
00:48:35,791 --> 00:48:36,708
Come on. Come on.
938
00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:38,375
Whoa!
939
00:48:38,458 --> 00:48:39,958
♪ Get in the groove ♪
940
00:48:40,916 --> 00:48:42,083
♪ Get in the groove ♪
941
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:44,041
♪ Come on, uh, uh ♪
942
00:48:45,916 --> 00:48:48,291
♪ Sock it to me, sock it to me, uh, uh… ♪
943
00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,083
[crowd cheers]
944
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:52,166
Yes!
945
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,166
That's my boy!
946
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:55,375
[cheering]
947
00:48:55,458 --> 00:48:56,833
[Sean] Harlan, get in here.
948
00:48:58,125 --> 00:48:59,291
[Harlan] Okay, Coach.
949
00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,166
[sniffs and shudders]
950
00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,958
Is that what this is about?
That young lady?
951
00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,500
It's got nothing to do with her.
952
00:49:05,583 --> 00:49:08,791
Hey, I need you to focus.
Forget about everything else.
953
00:49:08,875 --> 00:49:12,000
Block it out. All right?
She… she is not here.
954
00:49:12,083 --> 00:49:14,375
She's right there. I see her.
955
00:49:14,458 --> 00:49:18,958
Hey, hey, we practice hard so that
there's no pressure in the game, remember?
956
00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:21,416
Okay. I'm gonna do it, Coach.
957
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,416
All right. That's my boy. Go get 'em.
958
00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:25,166
[Jason] Line it up. Let's go.
959
00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:26,958
-Think he's gonna do it?
-Nope.
960
00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:29,708
He looks even more scared
than the last time.
961
00:49:29,791 --> 00:49:31,958
I know. What a little wussy.
962
00:49:32,041 --> 00:49:34,208
Come on! Let's go, Warriors!
963
00:49:34,708 --> 00:49:36,500
-[boy] Hut!
-[commentator] The ball is snapped.
964
00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:38,125
-Harlan with the kick.
-[thud]
965
00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,500
-[crowd groans]
-[whistle blows]
966
00:49:39,583 --> 00:49:40,916
[Paulie] My butthole!
967
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,791
And the Warriors win,
but the extra point is no good.
968
00:49:46,875 --> 00:49:47,750
Thank you, Mom.
969
00:49:49,166 --> 00:49:50,708
[Paulie] Let's go!
970
00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:53,750
[boys cheer]
971
00:49:54,833 --> 00:49:56,791
Did you see Connor score that goal?
972
00:49:56,875 --> 00:49:59,375
Yeah. I was, uh… I was… I was out there.
973
00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:01,166
Yes, I saw you.
974
00:50:01,958 --> 00:50:03,666
I like you and Connor connecting.
975
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,750
You said it would take some time,
and it did,
976
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:08,291
but I feel like we're moving
in the right direction.
977
00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:11,333
You know, when I was a kid,
I idolized my father so much.
978
00:50:11,416 --> 00:50:14,125
Then, when I was eight, they got divorced.
979
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:17,416
My dad moved out.
I resented him so much. I…
980
00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,750
He used to call the house.
I wouldn't even pick up the phone.
981
00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:23,666
He'd come by outside school, and I…
982
00:50:24,916 --> 00:50:27,833
I'd walk right by him
and not even acknowledge him.
983
00:50:27,916 --> 00:50:29,375
I know that must've hurt him.
984
00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:33,666
So when did you guys reconnect?
985
00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:35,000
Oh, we never did.
986
00:50:35,625 --> 00:50:39,416
Yeah. He could be dead by now.
It was 30 years ago, but…
987
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:41,958
Anyway, good game today.
988
00:50:42,958 --> 00:50:45,500
Uh, why… Why would you tell me that story?
989
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:50,916
You're wearing the same cologne as he did,
and it just reminded me of him.
990
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,083
I-I don't wear cologne.
991
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,666
Oh. My bad. [chuckles] Sorry about that.
992
00:51:00,750 --> 00:51:01,666
I just thought…
993
00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:05,666
I-I got a whiff of something, and I…
I just spilled my maté.
994
00:51:05,750 --> 00:51:06,708
[Beth] It's okay.
995
00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:08,416
Sorry again.
996
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,708
[cheerful music plays]
997
00:51:09,791 --> 00:51:10,666
[knocking]
998
00:51:13,291 --> 00:51:15,625
Oh, right on time.
999
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:17,500
Oh, and dressed so snazzy.
1000
00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:19,958
-Come on in.
-[Sean] Thank you for having me.
1001
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:22,041
Oh, and you brought a tiny cake.
1002
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:27,583
Hey there, buddy. What you working on?
1003
00:51:27,666 --> 00:51:29,958
-Oh, Spanish.
-Bueno.
1004
00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:30,875
Huh?
1005
00:51:32,291 --> 00:51:35,708
I hope you like Pinot Grigio.
We drink a lot of it.
1006
00:51:35,791 --> 00:51:36,875
"We"?
1007
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:42,208
Well, just me.
Makes it more fun around here.
1008
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:44,708
You know, I-I think I'm good on the wine.
1009
00:51:44,791 --> 00:51:48,250
You know, we got a big game tomorrow.
Right, Dennis? The Porcupines.
1010
00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:50,791
They've been league champs
for four years in a row.
1011
00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,750
Hope they don't humiliate us too bad.
1012
00:51:52,833 --> 00:51:54,833
Hey, muy pesimistico.
1013
00:51:54,916 --> 00:51:58,875
[Cindy laughs]
1014
00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:01,291
Oh, you're so funny, Sean.
1015
00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:06,000
[Cindy laughs]
1016
00:52:09,125 --> 00:52:10,458
[Cindy clears throat]
1017
00:52:10,541 --> 00:52:15,083
But I sense a lot of pain
underneath that jovial exterior.
1018
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,083
Was it a rough breakup with Beth?
1019
00:52:17,166 --> 00:52:19,166
It was… It was just one of those things.
1020
00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,791
Oh, I see.
1021
00:52:21,291 --> 00:52:25,250
Yeah, those skinny girls
can never handle a strong, robust man.
1022
00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:28,208
They snap like a twig under real pressure.
1023
00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:32,041
I don't think we should talk about it
in front of Dennis.
1024
00:52:32,125 --> 00:52:33,958
-Dennis, go to your room.
-But I'm hungry.
1025
00:52:34,041 --> 00:52:35,791
You always hungry.
1026
00:52:35,875 --> 00:52:40,625
I'm pretty hungry too. It smells amazing.
So why don't we, uh, get to dinner, huh?
1027
00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,125
You should see how I do on breakfast.
1028
00:52:44,708 --> 00:52:45,708
Oh, hold on now.
1029
00:52:46,250 --> 00:52:47,875
Oh, eyelash stuck. Hold on.
1030
00:52:47,958 --> 00:52:51,166
Let me just see if I can just
put my fingernail up in there.
1031
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,500
And, nope. Damn it. I can't get it open.
1032
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:56,000
I need to run to the ladies' room
to unstick this.
1033
00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,458
It won't be but a minute. [giggles]
1034
00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:00,916
Dennis, check on that gumbo.
1035
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,833
-I don't wanna get it burnt up for Coach.
-Yes, Mama.
1036
00:53:04,625 --> 00:53:07,416
[cell phone rings]
1037
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:10,791
-I gotta take this. This is important.
-This is your chance to get out.
1038
00:53:11,916 --> 00:53:14,833
-Yeah. Tell your mom I said thank you.
-Just go!
1039
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:19,500
Hey, great timing with the call.
How'd we do?
1040
00:53:19,583 --> 00:53:22,375
[male voice] Sorry. It's over.
They aren't gonna let you coach this year.
1041
00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,958
What? You said
you were out in front of this thing.
1042
00:53:25,041 --> 00:53:27,625
-[man 1] Come on, guys. Let's go.
-[whistle blows]
1043
00:53:27,708 --> 00:53:29,125
[man 2] There he is. Hurry up.
1044
00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:31,541
You lost your appeal with the NFL.
Any comments?
1045
00:53:31,625 --> 00:53:33,541
I'm just here
to watch my son play football.
1046
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:36,083
It has nothing to do
with my situation with the NFL.
1047
00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:37,666
-Just a few questions.
-No comment.
1048
00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:40,000
-[Brian] Hey, Marcos, say something.
-I have a comment.
1049
00:53:40,083 --> 00:53:41,250
Coach Payton is the best!
1050
00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:43,750
-Yeah!
-[Troy] Come on. Let's go.
1051
00:53:43,833 --> 00:53:46,458
-We got a game. Focus.
-Harlan loves you, Brooke Davis!
1052
00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:49,333
-[Brian] Not guilty!
-No comment. No comment.
1053
00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:50,916
They weren't asking you nothin'.
1054
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,875
-[man] Porcupine! Stick 'em!
-[team grunts]
1055
00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:55,375
-[man] Stick 'em!
-[team grunts]
1056
00:53:55,875 --> 00:53:57,083
[man] Stick 'em!
1057
00:53:59,375 --> 00:54:00,875
-[man] Stick 'em!
-[team grunts]
1058
00:54:01,375 --> 00:54:03,083
[dramatic music plays]
1059
00:54:06,583 --> 00:54:08,333
Hey, don't… don't look at them.
1060
00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:11,666
Eyes up here, guys. Let's go. Come on.
1061
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:14,750
Why, ain't this nice?
Super Bowl-winning coach.
1062
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:17,375
Eastern Illinois Hall of Fame.
1063
00:54:17,458 --> 00:54:20,291
Coach of the Year, 2006.
1064
00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:22,666
And now you're here.
1065
00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:24,625
-Porcupine!
-[team grunts]
1066
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,166
-Stick 'em!
-[team grunts]
1067
00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,958
[grunting]
1068
00:54:31,041 --> 00:54:31,916
[yelping]
1069
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
-[grunting]
-[whistle blows]
1070
00:54:34,083 --> 00:54:36,500
Oh! [chuckles]
1071
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:40,041
Personal foul! Roughing the passer!
1072
00:54:40,541 --> 00:54:41,541
Yes!
1073
00:54:41,625 --> 00:54:44,583
[man] Was that Drew Brees we just
dropped? Don't look like Drew Brees.
1074
00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:47,875
Not quite the same footwork. [laughs]
1075
00:54:47,958 --> 00:54:50,083
Give me some.
You gotta give me some quicker.
1076
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:54,416
I mean, there's no way these guys are 12.
52 doesn't look like no kid.
1077
00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:56,458
He looks like he has a kid.
1078
00:54:58,041 --> 00:55:01,166
[boy] Set. Blue, 88. Blue, 88. Hike.
1079
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,333
[Paulie screams]
1080
00:55:04,291 --> 00:55:05,333
[man] Go! Go!
1081
00:55:06,166 --> 00:55:08,958
[commentator] That's another touchdown
for the Porcupines.
1082
00:55:09,041 --> 00:55:09,875
[boy] Yes!
1083
00:55:09,958 --> 00:55:11,375
[man] Hey, Fancy Pants!
1084
00:55:11,458 --> 00:55:13,791
Your big ole trophy don't scare me.
1085
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,250
You in football country now. I own you.
1086
00:55:16,333 --> 00:55:18,541
-[man laughs]
-Is there any way to stop them?
1087
00:55:19,083 --> 00:55:21,125
Not unless you wanna put Gus on the line.
1088
00:55:21,208 --> 00:55:22,750
Put me in, Coach.
1089
00:55:24,458 --> 00:55:26,291
Down, set, go.
1090
00:55:31,125 --> 00:55:34,000
Fumble! Go! Go! Go!
1091
00:55:34,708 --> 00:55:35,833
[crowd cheers]
1092
00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:40,500
[grunting]
1093
00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:43,500
[dramatic music plays]
1094
00:55:52,791 --> 00:55:56,083
[commentator] And that's another touchdown
for the Porcupines.
1095
00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:57,458
It's too easy!
1096
00:55:57,541 --> 00:55:59,500
[commentator] Which will
close this one out.
1097
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:03,125
[reporter] Guys, just a disastrous effort
by Sean Payton.
1098
00:56:03,208 --> 00:56:04,041
That's that.
1099
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:08,916
[man laughs]
1100
00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:10,916
Good game, Big Time.
1101
00:56:11,416 --> 00:56:13,500
You remember
the last time Sean Payton was on?
1102
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:16,958
I think he injured his shoulder.
He was pattin' himself on the back,
1103
00:56:17,041 --> 00:56:20,625
telling us the offensive innovator
and all this great stuff.
1104
00:56:20,708 --> 00:56:22,750
Well, he lost his appeal.
1105
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:25,125
The Saints just won
their first game without him,
1106
00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:27,708
and he's coaching
his 12-year-old son's football team.
1107
00:56:27,791 --> 00:56:30,500
And what did they do
with Sean Payton as their head coach?
1108
00:56:30,583 --> 00:56:33,625
They got crushed
by their crosstown rivals, the Porcupines.
1109
00:56:33,708 --> 00:56:38,041
Woo! That's the hit
you only see in your nightmares. [laughs]
1110
00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:43,166
[TV] I know that coach, Daryl Fitzsimmons,
had to love this, because he…
1111
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:45,375
Hey, change the channel, would you?
1112
00:56:46,333 --> 00:56:47,791
Doesn't get any worse than that--
1113
00:56:47,875 --> 00:56:50,541
Ouch. Maybe Payton's lost his magic touch.
1114
00:56:50,625 --> 00:56:53,416
It makes you wonder
if the Saints will even bring him back.
1115
00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:55,708
Maybe they'll hire
the coach from the Porcupines.
1116
00:56:55,791 --> 00:56:58,250
That Porcupines coach is pretty good.
1117
00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:00,916
Has some funny zingers.
1118
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,333
Like, one time at a gas station,
1119
00:57:03,416 --> 00:57:07,791
he told me I looked like
if Ellen DeGeneres and a robot had a baby.
1120
00:57:07,875 --> 00:57:09,125
So good.
1121
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,125
God.
1122
00:57:19,833 --> 00:57:23,500
Payton, maybe it's time to give Marcos
another chance at QB? What do you say?
1123
00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:26,833
Hey, Calvin. Funny, I didn't hear from you
when we won six straight.
1124
00:57:26,916 --> 00:57:29,500
Yeah, and Paulie's tired
of getting kicked in the ass too.
1125
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,958
All right. I forgot my notebook
on the sidelines.
1126
00:57:32,041 --> 00:57:34,333
Let me go grab it
so I can write some notes down.
1127
00:57:34,833 --> 00:57:37,166
-Oh. Okay.
-Thanks for considering that.
1128
00:57:42,791 --> 00:57:45,250
-You mind if I address the whole team?
-Be my guest.
1129
00:57:45,833 --> 00:57:47,083
[whistle blows]
1130
00:57:47,166 --> 00:57:48,333
Everybody, take a knee.
1131
00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,791
That was a bad loss.
1132
00:57:54,416 --> 00:57:56,291
We are going to get our revenge.
1133
00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:57,916
We don't play them again.
1134
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:58,958
Oh, thank God.
1135
00:57:59,458 --> 00:58:03,375
We play them again in 27 days.
In the championship game.
1136
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:05,875
I know they're gonna be
at the championship game,
1137
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:08,166
but how are we gonna get there?
1138
00:58:08,250 --> 00:58:11,125
-We'd have to win the rest of our games.
-That's right, Jason.
1139
00:58:11,208 --> 00:58:13,875
You guys know what Drew Brees does
after every game?
1140
00:58:14,916 --> 00:58:18,791
When everybody else has gone home,
Drew stays on the field,
1141
00:58:18,875 --> 00:58:21,250
and he runs through
the progressions in his head
1142
00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,916
to see what he could've done better.
1143
00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:26,625
That's what separates him from the rest.
1144
00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:29,000
That's how you become great.
1145
00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:30,958
You think we can beat 'em, Dad?
1146
00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:32,916
We're not only gonna beat 'em,
1147
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,583
we're gonna shut the scoreboard off.
How about that?
1148
00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:36,583
Yeah, boys.
1149
00:58:37,208 --> 00:58:38,291
[all] Yeah!
1150
00:58:39,416 --> 00:58:43,375
Last Saturday,
I saw a team get beat mentally!
1151
00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:46,000
I saw guys quitting!
1152
00:58:46,583 --> 00:58:48,958
I saw guys not at their physical best.
1153
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,291
So how do we bring that to the next level?
1154
00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:52,916
I'll tell you how.
1155
00:58:54,083 --> 00:58:56,458
We start running laps. Go! [whistle blows]
1156
00:59:03,083 --> 00:59:07,791
He wasn't talking about me quitting
and not being my physical best, was he?
1157
00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:11,250
He wasn't,
but a couple of laps wouldn't hurt.
1158
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:19,291
[inspiring music plays]
1159
00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:23,833
[whistle blows]
1160
00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:29,833
[whistle blows]
1161
00:59:29,916 --> 00:59:34,166
Let's go. Get in there. Get in there.
Line it up. Let's go. Who wants it now?
1162
00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:36,375
[whistle blows]
1163
00:59:36,916 --> 00:59:37,833
Yeah!
1164
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:40,333
[Sean] Again! Harder!
You knock him in the dirt!
1165
00:59:41,541 --> 00:59:44,291
Paulie, put the pizza down.
That's not your physical best.
1166
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,666
Listen up, guys.
1167
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,875
We need to address our weakest link,
which is our kicking game.
1168
00:59:49,958 --> 00:59:52,750
-[Paulie] My butt hurts, man.
-It's because of Harlan's girlfriend.
1169
00:59:52,833 --> 00:59:54,208
She's not my girlfriend.
1170
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:56,625
-Tell her not to come.
-You need to focus, man.
1171
00:59:56,708 --> 00:59:59,333
[kids shouting]
1172
00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:01,208
[Troy] Hey, hey, hey, cut it out.
1173
01:00:01,291 --> 01:00:05,375
Listen up. Harlan's your teammate. You're
all gonna go through the same thing,
1174
01:00:05,458 --> 01:00:08,458
so we need to help him
with his girlfriend problems.
1175
01:00:08,541 --> 01:00:12,333
Guys, she's not my girlfriend.
She doesn't even know I exist.
1176
01:00:12,416 --> 01:00:14,750
-Have you ever talked to this girl?
-[Harlan] I can't.
1177
01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:17,250
I dropped out of chorus
the first day she joined.
1178
01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:20,750
Aw, big loss.
Harlan's got the voice of an angel.
1179
01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:22,125
I say stay away from her.
1180
01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:24,958
-Oh God, not again.
-She'll break your heart.
1181
01:00:25,041 --> 01:00:27,666
-Next thing, she's seeing some busboy.
-Mitch.
1182
01:00:27,750 --> 01:00:30,291
-Then you're moving in with your mother.
-We talked about this.
1183
01:00:30,375 --> 01:00:32,916
-M-M-Mitch, stop.
-And this kid's gonna kick my ass?
1184
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:33,875
[Sean] Okay, Mitchell.
1185
01:00:33,958 --> 01:00:36,916
-25 years old? H-How am I gonna fight him?
-[Sean] Mitch, shut up.
1186
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,416
I've got a bad hip and a back made
out of saltines, for crying out loud.
1187
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:41,333
Hey!
1188
01:00:41,958 --> 01:00:45,708
Hey, Mitch, chill, man.
I'm setting you up with my twin sister.
1189
01:00:45,791 --> 01:00:48,000
Guys, look, Harlan's our teammate, okay?
1190
01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:50,083
He's got a problem.
We need to help him solve it.
1191
01:00:50,666 --> 01:00:53,291
I mean, my mom likes it
when I make her breakfast in the morning.
1192
01:00:53,375 --> 01:00:54,500
Make her breakfast.
1193
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:57,916
-I don't even know how to cook.
-But you do know how to sing.
1194
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,791
Trust me, this is gonna work.
Ladies, they love the lanterns.
1195
01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:04,041
[chuckles] Had these left over
from my third wedding.
1196
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,583
Ah, I always have problems.
1197
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:11,625
Good luck, kid. Don't screw it up.
1198
01:01:16,041 --> 01:01:20,458
♪ Carry me home tonight ♪
1199
01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:25,875
♪ Just carry me home tonight ♪
1200
01:01:27,416 --> 01:01:30,041
♪ The moon is on my side ♪
1201
01:01:30,125 --> 01:01:31,833
♪ I have no reason to run ♪
1202
01:01:32,708 --> 01:01:37,583
♪ So will someone come
And carry me home tonight ♪
1203
01:01:37,666 --> 01:01:40,125
♪ The angels never arrived ♪
1204
01:01:40,208 --> 01:01:42,291
♪ But I can hear the choir ♪
1205
01:01:42,791 --> 01:01:46,875
♪ So won't someone come
And carry me home ♪
1206
01:01:46,958 --> 01:01:49,958
♪ Tonight ♪
1207
01:01:50,041 --> 01:01:50,958
Woo!
1208
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:54,041
♪ We are young ♪
1209
01:01:55,666 --> 01:01:59,541
♪ So let's set the world on fire ♪
1210
01:01:59,625 --> 01:02:01,833
♪ We can burn brighter ♪
1211
01:02:01,916 --> 01:02:06,708
♪ Than the sun ♪
1212
01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,541
♪ Tonight ♪
1213
01:02:10,625 --> 01:02:11,791
Woo!
1214
01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:15,333
♪ We are young ♪
1215
01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,875
♪ So let's set the world on fire ♪
1216
01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:22,333
♪ We can burn brighter ♪
1217
01:02:22,416 --> 01:02:24,166
♪ Than the sun ♪
1218
01:02:24,250 --> 01:02:25,375
Here she comes!
1219
01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,291
What do you want?
1220
01:02:30,333 --> 01:02:33,208
Wow, she's much older
than I thought she would be.
1221
01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:36,416
I was sleepin'.
Do you know what time it is?
1222
01:02:37,291 --> 01:02:38,833
It's like 7:30.
1223
01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:41,833
Uh, hi. Is Brooke home?
1224
01:02:41,916 --> 01:02:44,958
Wrong house, dummy.
It's across the street.
1225
01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:47,208
Argh, fire!
1226
01:02:48,125 --> 01:02:50,375
[dramatic music plays]
1227
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,833
Mom!
1228
01:02:52,416 --> 01:02:55,083
Okay, guys, uh,
I think I'm gonna call it a night.
1229
01:02:56,375 --> 01:02:57,791
[dramatic music continues]
1230
01:02:57,875 --> 01:03:00,083
[car alarm wails]
1231
01:03:03,416 --> 01:03:09,791
-How are you gonna get to work tomorrow?
-I won't. I'll be fired, but I'll be okay.
1232
01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:14,541
Well, at least she knows who you are now.
1233
01:03:14,625 --> 01:03:16,083
[fireman] Coming down there!
1234
01:03:16,166 --> 01:03:18,500
-[boy 1] Yeah, boys.
-[boy 2] Yeah, yeah.
1235
01:03:19,291 --> 01:03:22,708
There is excitement
in Argyle, Texas, today, boys.
1236
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,708
-Gentlemen. Amazing news.
-Hey, Jamie.
1237
01:03:25,791 --> 01:03:27,458
Since I got fired
from the health food store
1238
01:03:27,541 --> 01:03:29,083
for letting the cat sleep in the kale,
1239
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,208
I've been in the kitchen,
your old kitchen,
1240
01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:33,583
perfecting my recipe
for the ultimate energy bar.
1241
01:03:33,666 --> 01:03:35,583
-Okay.
-And today, I finally succeeded.
1242
01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:39,291
Gentlemen, may I present to you
the Super Log.
1243
01:03:39,916 --> 01:03:42,833
-Okay, great. Thank you.
-You mind if I hand 'em out to the boys?
1244
01:03:42,916 --> 01:03:44,000
Great, Jamie. Go ahead.
1245
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:47,625
Hey, listen, guys. Wake up!
Come on over here. Everybody. Let's go.
1246
01:03:47,708 --> 01:03:48,750
Come on.
1247
01:03:48,833 --> 01:03:50,583
Now, we are one game away.
1248
01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,500
One game away from the championship.
1249
01:03:53,583 --> 01:03:55,916
I can't go out there and win it for you.
1250
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:58,250
Each and every one of you
has to do your job.
1251
01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:00,708
Do your job and have fun.
1252
01:04:03,375 --> 01:04:08,458
-Let's get on that bus. Let's go!
-[boys] Yeah!
1253
01:04:08,541 --> 01:04:12,250
Super Log. Super Log.
Grab one, a Super Log.
1254
01:04:12,833 --> 01:04:15,583
Uh, do you think I'll get in today, Coach?
1255
01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,833
-Let me talk to Coach Payton about it.
-Okay.
1256
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:20,833
All right.
1257
01:04:22,958 --> 01:04:24,291
[indistinct chatter]
1258
01:04:25,166 --> 01:04:26,916
[tense music plays]
1259
01:04:28,750 --> 01:04:30,958
[commentator] The Warriors
could win with a field goal,
1260
01:04:31,041 --> 01:04:33,583
but Coach Payton has decided
to go for the touchdown.
1261
01:04:33,666 --> 01:04:36,083
With a trip to the championship at stake,
1262
01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:38,458
they'll have one final play
to secure their spot.
1263
01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:43,041
[tense music continues]
1264
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:49,333
Ain't gonna score, boys.
Season's over for ya.
1265
01:04:49,416 --> 01:04:51,958
That's what you think.
We're going to the champ--
1266
01:04:52,041 --> 01:04:53,791
[boy] Ugh. Ew!
1267
01:04:54,625 --> 01:04:56,041
Ew, dude!
1268
01:05:00,208 --> 01:05:01,166
Time-out! Time-out!
1269
01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:03,458
That's our last time-out!
What are you doin'?
1270
01:05:03,541 --> 01:05:04,666
[whistle blows]
1271
01:05:07,416 --> 01:05:08,250
You okay, Paulie?
1272
01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,500
-I am feeling better now that I hurled.
-[Troy] Okay.
1273
01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:15,666
Coach, I don't feel so--
1274
01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:19,375
Ew, Marcos, that's so--
1275
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:23,291
What the hell is happening?
1276
01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:25,000
Jamie's Power Logs.
1277
01:05:25,083 --> 01:05:27,666
-Super Logs.
-How many of y'all had a Log?
1278
01:05:32,958 --> 01:05:34,583
Oh, I forgot I had one.
1279
01:05:34,666 --> 01:05:38,000
I don't know what the penalty is,
but I'm calling a forfeit.
1280
01:05:38,083 --> 01:05:42,166
Don't forfeit. We are five yards away
from a championship game.
1281
01:05:42,250 --> 01:05:44,291
-We are finishing this.
-They're all sick.
1282
01:05:44,375 --> 01:05:47,458
Blue Delta Lightning! Let's go! Let's go!
1283
01:05:47,541 --> 01:05:49,041
[whistle blows]
1284
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,708
[epic dramatic music plays]
1285
01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:12,541
-[Beth speaks inaudibly]
-[epic dramatic music continues]
1286
01:06:17,666 --> 01:06:20,541
[instinct shouting]
1287
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,583
[indistinct shouting]
1288
01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:27,166
Ten!
1289
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,000
[stomach gurgling]
1290
01:06:31,916 --> 01:06:33,625
[epic dramatic music continues]
1291
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,958
[indistinct shouting]
1292
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:46,416
[whistle blows]
1293
01:06:50,250 --> 01:06:52,041
[retching]
1294
01:06:52,875 --> 01:06:53,791
[grunting]
1295
01:06:54,416 --> 01:06:58,291
[commentator] Touchdown, Warriors!
Incredible victory!
1296
01:06:58,375 --> 01:07:01,250
The Warriors have barfed their way
into the championship.
1297
01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:09,500
[triumphant music plays]
1298
01:07:15,041 --> 01:07:17,583
[commentator]
The championship game is set.
1299
01:07:17,666 --> 01:07:20,208
Warriors versus the Porcupines.
1300
01:07:20,791 --> 01:07:22,916
[water gurgles]
1301
01:07:23,000 --> 01:07:25,458
[whirs]
1302
01:07:30,208 --> 01:07:31,333
[sighs]
1303
01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:35,666
[phone ringing]
1304
01:07:37,666 --> 01:07:40,333
-Sean. How you holding up?
-Been better, Coach.
1305
01:07:40,416 --> 01:07:43,291
I can't hear you.
Are you in a tornado or something?
1306
01:07:43,375 --> 01:07:47,083
Oh, no, no, it's a-a Jacuzzi filter
a-and a fan.
1307
01:07:47,833 --> 01:07:51,708
Uh, look, um,
I-I'm coaching my son's team,
1308
01:07:51,791 --> 01:07:55,625
and we-we're coming up against an offense
I've never seen before.
1309
01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:57,125
Okay, what's it look like?
1310
01:07:57,208 --> 01:08:00,458
They got four backs,
an unbalanced lineman, and it just--
1311
01:08:00,541 --> 01:08:01,833
[coach] Single wing.
1312
01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:05,375
The Steelers used to use this
as their base formation in their offense
1313
01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:06,708
up until the early '50s.
1314
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,708
For the life of me, I can't figure it out.
1315
01:08:08,791 --> 01:08:12,083
Easy. Take your wide receivers
and make them linebackers.
1316
01:08:12,666 --> 01:08:14,833
-Okay.
-[coach] This is not about skill set.
1317
01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:16,041
It's about speed.
1318
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:19,708
By the way, if you lose,
do not tell anybody that I helped you.
1319
01:08:19,791 --> 01:08:21,916
-[chuckles] Yeah, I promise.
-[coach] Good.
1320
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,708
The other thing
you have to focus on is this.
1321
01:08:23,791 --> 01:08:26,750
You're taking offensive players
to defense…
1322
01:08:26,833 --> 01:08:29,333
Oh, I love that.
Okay, great. That's great.
1323
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:33,833
[dramatic music plays]
1324
01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:35,916
[crowd cheering]
1325
01:08:39,375 --> 01:08:42,625
[commentator] And welcome
to the North Central Texas Championship,
1326
01:08:42,708 --> 01:08:46,958
where today's matchup is against
the defending Springtown Porcupines
1327
01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:49,000
and the Argyle Warriors.
1328
01:08:50,666 --> 01:08:51,916
Captains to the center.
1329
01:08:52,416 --> 01:08:54,041
That's far enough. For the toss,
1330
01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:57,958
we'll be using the North Central
Texas Championship commemorative coin.
1331
01:08:58,041 --> 01:08:59,791
Warriors, call it in the air.
1332
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:00,750
Tails.
1333
01:09:01,833 --> 01:09:04,125
-Tails it is. Kick or receive?
-Receive.
1334
01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:06,791
Enjoy it. It's the only thing
you're gonna win all night.
1335
01:09:06,875 --> 01:09:11,125
[chuckles] That's a good one. Do you have
a response? No? That's all right.
1336
01:09:11,708 --> 01:09:12,875
And away we go.
1337
01:09:15,708 --> 01:09:19,125
Remember the feeling you had
after we lost to these guys.
1338
01:09:20,791 --> 01:09:23,250
A lot of times,
we don't get a shot at redemption.
1339
01:09:24,166 --> 01:09:26,125
In the NFL, you lose to a team,
1340
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,166
you may not see them
for the rest of the season.
1341
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:30,541
You gotta carry that feeling
for another year.
1342
01:09:31,291 --> 01:09:32,791
You guys earned this,
1343
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:36,833
and tonight we get to put that right
by showing them exactly who we are.
1344
01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:38,375
Now, who are we?
1345
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:41,000
[all] Warriors!
1346
01:09:41,083 --> 01:09:42,958
[Sean] Now, let's
shut that scoreboard down.
1347
01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:45,666
-Let's go, boys. Game time!
-Get in there! Let's go!
1348
01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:48,250
That got me. That got me.
1349
01:09:48,333 --> 01:09:49,500
Uh, hey, uh,
1350
01:09:50,458 --> 01:09:52,541
do you think Harlan could play tonight?
1351
01:09:52,625 --> 01:09:54,958
-What?
-Well, he hasn't played in a while.
1352
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:58,666
I understand he's your bud and all,
but, uh, no, he-he sits.
1353
01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:03,541
[Daryl] I got you, Payton!
1354
01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:04,875
We about to eat!
1355
01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:07,916
We about to eat good too! [laughs]
1356
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:11,416
Y'all ready? Y'all ready?
Let's do this! Let's do this! Come on!
1357
01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,083
[dramatic music plays]
1358
01:10:18,458 --> 01:10:19,416
[grunting]
1359
01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:24,041
[whistle blows]
1360
01:10:24,125 --> 01:10:27,416
[crowd cheers]
1361
01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:31,833
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Get that ball.
1362
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:32,958
[panting]
1363
01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:34,541
[grunting]
1364
01:10:34,625 --> 01:10:36,291
Marcos Gutierrez to return.
1365
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:37,875
-Come on!
-Run it! Run it!
1366
01:10:37,958 --> 01:10:39,208
[grunting]
1367
01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:40,916
[Sean] Yes! Yes!
1368
01:10:41,416 --> 01:10:43,166
Hey! Hey!
1369
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:45,166
Here we go! Here we go!
1370
01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:46,250
[commentator] To the 30.
1371
01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:47,500
-To the 20.
-Go!
1372
01:10:47,583 --> 01:10:48,541
To the ten!
1373
01:10:48,625 --> 01:10:49,708
[panting]
1374
01:10:49,791 --> 01:10:51,833
[dramatic music continues]
1375
01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:55,083
-[commentator] Touchdown, Warriors!
-Woo!
1376
01:10:55,166 --> 01:10:57,208
Let's go! Yeah! Let's go. Come on!
1377
01:10:57,291 --> 01:11:00,125
What a tremendous open for the Warriors.
1378
01:11:00,208 --> 01:11:02,708
Okay! Okay. Okay, Payton!
1379
01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:06,958
All right! Let's go, defense! D-D-D!
1380
01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:08,791
Hey! That's what I'm talking about.
1381
01:11:08,875 --> 01:11:11,166
Get in there.
Way to go, guys. Get it done.
1382
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:12,291
Here, listen up.
1383
01:11:12,375 --> 01:11:15,250
Okay, when we get out there,
we're gonna be in a 3-4.
1384
01:11:15,333 --> 01:11:17,041
But, Jason, I had an idea for you.
1385
01:11:17,125 --> 01:11:18,666
I know how to attack this offense.
1386
01:11:18,750 --> 01:11:21,958
Okay? What they're running
is called a "single wing." And we gotta--
1387
01:11:22,041 --> 01:11:23,666
Aren't you running the offense now?
1388
01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,291
I can do both. Here's the deal.
1389
01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:28,083
To beat the single wing,
we gotta do this with speed.
1390
01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:31,208
We're gonna take our two fastest players,
Connor and Marcos,
1391
01:11:31,291 --> 01:11:33,125
and we're gonna put you guys
as defensive ends--
1392
01:11:33,208 --> 01:11:35,666
Uh, uh, I thought
I was the defensive lineb--
1393
01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:38,875
[Sean] You were. Okay? You're not now.
We gotta be able to adjust, okay?
1394
01:11:38,958 --> 01:11:41,000
-When did you come up with this?
-[Sean] Last night.
1395
01:11:41,083 --> 01:11:44,333
By myself. Layin' on my bed
in a crappy hotel, drinkin' a scotch.
1396
01:11:44,416 --> 01:11:45,791
Okay, here it is.
1397
01:11:45,875 --> 01:11:50,083
Defensive ends, we're gonna send them all
with speed, speed, speed, okay? Let's go.
1398
01:11:50,166 --> 01:11:51,291
Get it done.
1399
01:11:51,375 --> 01:11:54,875
-So we're not on D anymore?
-I don't know what we're doing.
1400
01:11:54,958 --> 01:11:57,875
Don't you think you have your hands full
with the offense?
1401
01:11:57,958 --> 01:12:00,875
Listen, this game is gonna be
either won or lost by defense.
1402
01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:03,416
But I don't know how I feel
about sitting so many guys.
1403
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:04,958
I know exactly how I feel.
1404
01:12:05,041 --> 01:12:07,000
[tense music plays]
1405
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:08,291
[whistle blows]
1406
01:12:09,541 --> 01:12:11,500
[tense music continues]
1407
01:12:11,583 --> 01:12:13,333
Hey, what's goin' on?
1408
01:12:15,875 --> 01:12:16,750
[boy] Hike!
1409
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,250
[grunting]
1410
01:12:19,375 --> 01:12:21,708
[grunting]
1411
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:24,000
That's my boy! Okay, get 'em, okay!
1412
01:12:24,791 --> 01:12:25,666
Yeah!
1413
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:28,041
Oh, so you wanna make adjustments?
1414
01:12:28,125 --> 01:12:29,208
I can adjust too.
1415
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:31,083
I'm an adjustable chair, baby.
1416
01:12:31,166 --> 01:12:34,041
I'mma pull it back on you.
I'm reclining on you.
1417
01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:36,000
You ain't never seen a La-Z-Boy like this.
1418
01:12:36,083 --> 01:12:37,000
[whistle blows]
1419
01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:38,666
[indistinct shouting]
1420
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,250
-[boy] Hut!
-[grunting]
1421
01:12:43,208 --> 01:12:44,750
-[commentator] Ball is loose!
-Get on it!
1422
01:12:44,833 --> 01:12:46,291
[tense music continues]
1423
01:12:46,375 --> 01:12:47,375
[Daryl groans]
1424
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:48,416
Yeah!
1425
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:51,875
-[referee] Warrior ball!
-[commentator] And Warriors recover!
1426
01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,500
-That's right!
-That's how you play football!
1427
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:55,875
-Yeah, Connor!
-Yes!
1428
01:12:56,833 --> 01:12:57,958
You seeing this, Ronald?
1429
01:12:58,041 --> 01:12:59,791
All right, good stuff, team. Good stuff!
1430
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:03,166
There you guys go. Way to go.
What are you guys doing? Get out there.
1431
01:13:03,250 --> 01:13:05,041
Wait, Marcos and I are on offense too?
1432
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:07,666
Yeah, offense and defense.
Let's go. Come on.
1433
01:13:12,666 --> 01:13:14,666
All right, everyone! Let's go! Let's go!
1434
01:13:17,791 --> 01:13:19,625
[boy] 3-8-8. Set!
1435
01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:21,833
[grunting]
1436
01:13:21,916 --> 01:13:24,333
-[commentator] Brian drops back.
-[grunting]
1437
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:25,916
He airs it out to Payton.
1438
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:27,583
[dramatic music plays]
1439
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:30,458
[commentator] Who hauls it in.
Touchdown, Warriors!
1440
01:13:31,791 --> 01:13:33,333
There we go! There we go!
1441
01:13:33,416 --> 01:13:35,500
[yells] What was that?
1442
01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:36,875
[commentator] And just like that,
1443
01:13:36,958 --> 01:13:39,666
the Warriors take
an early two-touchdown lead.
1444
01:13:43,208 --> 01:13:44,291
Blue 88.
1445
01:13:44,375 --> 01:13:46,291
I'm comin' for you! I'm comin' for you!
1446
01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:49,125
[commentator] The Porcupines
will try to capitalize in the red zone
1447
01:13:49,208 --> 01:13:51,041
and put some points on the board.
1448
01:13:51,125 --> 01:13:54,041
It's a handoff to Bunche.
Oh, he jukes a defender.
1449
01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,916
-Touchdown Porcupines.
-What I'm talking about.
1450
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:58,541
They can't hold you! They can't hold you!
1451
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:01,833
They can't hold him!
They can't hold him! They can't hold him!
1452
01:14:01,916 --> 01:14:04,041
You can't hold him! [laughs]
1453
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:06,666
[dramatic music continues]
1454
01:14:06,750 --> 01:14:08,083
Set, hut!
1455
01:14:08,166 --> 01:14:09,166
[grunting]
1456
01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:13,500
[commentator] Another throw
from Brian to Connor.
1457
01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,125
Touchdown, Warriors!
1458
01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:18,375
[commentator] Neither team ready
to take their foot off the gas.
1459
01:14:18,458 --> 01:14:19,625
We head to the second quarter.
1460
01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:22,375
-[thudding]
-[panting]
1461
01:14:23,375 --> 01:14:24,541
[groaning]
1462
01:14:24,625 --> 01:14:26,583
[grunting]
1463
01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:29,708
Sean Payton is runnin' these kids ragged.
1464
01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:32,125
And with just seven seconds
left in the half,
1465
01:14:32,208 --> 01:14:35,958
the Porcupines will have one last shot
at the end zone to tighten the score.
1466
01:14:37,791 --> 01:14:40,000
[tense music plays]
1467
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:44,208
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1468
01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:47,250
[commentator] That's a touchdown
for the Porcupines.
1469
01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:48,875
Yes! You can't coach speed.
1470
01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:51,666
You got all of halftime
to think about that one, Sean.
1471
01:14:51,750 --> 01:14:53,291
[Daryl laughs]
1472
01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:55,291
[commentator] That'll do it
for the first half.
1473
01:14:55,375 --> 01:14:57,041
For the first time all season,
1474
01:14:57,125 --> 01:14:59,000
the Porcupines are down.
1475
01:14:59,083 --> 01:15:01,833
Warriors lead 18 to 17.
1476
01:15:01,916 --> 01:15:05,333
Ronald is already celebrating
with his lucky halftime pickle.
1477
01:15:10,416 --> 01:15:11,791
[Sean] We're looking good.
1478
01:15:11,875 --> 01:15:14,208
You can be sure
they're gonna make adjustments.
1479
01:15:14,291 --> 01:15:16,416
So we need to be ready.
1480
01:15:16,500 --> 01:15:20,000
-I'm tired, Coach.
-That happens when you put the work in.
1481
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:23,083
-You're gonna get tired. Suck it up.
-I'm exhausted too, Dad.
1482
01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:25,708
Why can't Nate and Jason
get back on defense, Coach?
1483
01:15:25,791 --> 01:15:28,958
'Cause sometimes you need to sacrifice
for the good of the team, Dennis.
1484
01:15:29,041 --> 01:15:30,750
[scoffs] Yeah, right.
1485
01:15:31,833 --> 01:15:32,791
I'm sorry?
1486
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:36,541
You never sacrifice for anyone.
You make everyone else sacrifice for you.
1487
01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:42,000
Settle down there, son.
Listen, Brian. I want you to--
1488
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:43,375
You're yelling at everybody
1489
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,583
and won't let anybody listen
to Coach Troy.
1490
01:15:46,125 --> 01:15:49,875
-You haven't let Harlan play in weeks.
-[Sean] I'm trying to win a championship.
1491
01:15:49,958 --> 01:15:51,333
Just so you don't look bad.
1492
01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:55,583
Ever since you got embarrassed on ESPN,
you've been riding all of us.
1493
01:15:55,666 --> 01:15:59,291
-I thought this was supposed to be fun.
-W-Was it fun losin' every week?
1494
01:15:59,375 --> 01:16:00,666
Was that fun?
1495
01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:02,416
It was more fun than this.
1496
01:16:02,500 --> 01:16:05,958
Hey, if you're not having fun,
you're welcome to ride the bench. Okay?
1497
01:16:07,250 --> 01:16:11,250
So you're just gonna bench the whole team
then? What is your problem?
1498
01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:13,083
I am here trying to make this work!
1499
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:17,500
[breathes deeply]
1500
01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:20,166
You're only here 'cause you got suspended.
1501
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,541
Okay, guys, that's halftime.
1502
01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:38,500
Ooh, no, no, my bad. We got another five…
Seven minutes. Another seven minutes.
1503
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,500
That's okay. Let's just…
Let's… let's go now.
1504
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:51,125
[marching band plays]
1505
01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:08,083
Fourth down!
1506
01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:11,583
[indistinct shouting]
1507
01:17:17,083 --> 01:17:18,125
[grunting]
1508
01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:19,041
[crowd gasps]
1509
01:17:19,125 --> 01:17:21,666
[commentator] And Connor Payton
goes down hard.
1510
01:17:22,291 --> 01:17:24,333
No gain on the fourth down.
1511
01:17:24,416 --> 01:17:28,083
And the Porcupines will take over
at their own 35-yard line.
1512
01:17:33,375 --> 01:17:36,333
Hey, you remember
what you told me that night?
1513
01:17:36,416 --> 01:17:39,000
You said you didn't want
a whistle around your neck
1514
01:17:39,083 --> 01:17:41,083
because you didn't think
Connor would like it.
1515
01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,333
Yeah.
1516
01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,666
I know you don't wanna be right.
1517
01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:05,958
[tense music plays]
1518
01:18:12,791 --> 01:18:13,791
[Sean] Hey, you two.
1519
01:18:14,541 --> 01:18:15,958
You guys take a break.
1520
01:18:16,041 --> 01:18:20,125
Nate, Jason, get back in
on defense. Let's go.
1521
01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:25,791
[Jason] We're playing
in the championship game, Nate.
1522
01:18:25,875 --> 01:18:28,833
-This is awesome!
-[Nate] I know. I'm terrified!
1523
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:31,041
["Fortunate Son"
by Creedence Clearwater Revival plays]
1524
01:18:31,125 --> 01:18:33,208
[commentator] We are deep
in this fourth quarter.
1525
01:18:33,291 --> 01:18:36,208
This next field goal should put it
out of reach for the Warriors.
1526
01:18:38,666 --> 01:18:41,750
♪ Some folks are born
Made to wave the flag… ♪
1527
01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:44,750
[commentator] There's the snap.
The hold. The kick.
1528
01:18:45,583 --> 01:18:46,625
Yes!
1529
01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:48,875
-And it's blocked!
-Yes!
1530
01:18:49,708 --> 01:18:52,333
[commentator] First down, Warriors!
1531
01:18:53,791 --> 01:18:54,916
Attaboy, Nate.
1532
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:58,000
Hey, hey, hey. You ready, big man?
1533
01:18:58,083 --> 01:19:00,208
The question is, are they ready?
1534
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:01,125
All right!
1535
01:19:01,916 --> 01:19:05,416
All right, hey, hey, hey! Come here.
Listen, trips right, red seven.
1536
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,708
-What?
-[sighs] All right.
1537
01:19:08,666 --> 01:19:10,166
Grande burrito with everything.
1538
01:19:10,250 --> 01:19:11,541
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah!
1539
01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:17,833
[crowd chants] Go team, go! Go team, go!
1540
01:19:19,125 --> 01:19:21,416
Grande burrito. Grande burrito!
1541
01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,208
♪ Some folks inherit star-spangled eyes… ♪
1542
01:19:25,291 --> 01:19:26,166
Hike!
1543
01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:28,041
♪ They send you down to war ♪
1544
01:19:29,208 --> 01:19:30,333
♪ And when you ask 'em… ♪
1545
01:19:30,416 --> 01:19:32,083
Come on, Dennis!
1546
01:19:33,125 --> 01:19:36,125
♪ They only answer, "More, more, more…" ♪
1547
01:19:37,166 --> 01:19:38,791
-Yes. Yes!
-Go!
1548
01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:42,166
♪ It ain't me, I ain't no military son… ♪
1549
01:19:42,250 --> 01:19:43,583
Keep going!
1550
01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:47,083
♪ It ain't me, it ain't me… ♪
1551
01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:49,291
[slow-motion groaning]
1552
01:19:51,041 --> 01:19:51,875
Yes!
1553
01:19:53,291 --> 01:19:54,958
[grunting]
1554
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,791
♪ No fortunate one… ♪
1555
01:19:58,416 --> 01:19:59,458
Yeah!
1556
01:19:59,541 --> 01:20:01,625
That's my baby! That's my boy!
1557
01:20:05,458 --> 01:20:08,958
Thanks for getting me where I needed to be
on this journey. I will never forget you.
1558
01:20:09,958 --> 01:20:11,125
All right, all right!
1559
01:20:11,208 --> 01:20:15,291
Hey, we got time for one more play.
Green Stick Lookie! Let's finish this!
1560
01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:17,333
[quiet tense music plays]
1561
01:20:22,958 --> 01:20:25,458
It's Wildcat! Wildcat!
1562
01:20:29,416 --> 01:20:31,791
[breathing heavily]
1563
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,875
[tense music continues]
1564
01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,958
T-T-Time-out! Change of play!
1565
01:20:46,041 --> 01:20:47,291
[whistle blows]
1566
01:20:47,375 --> 01:20:48,458
[Sean] Hey, hey, hey!
1567
01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,250
Field goal unit.
1568
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:51,500
What?
1569
01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:53,208
You realize that's just gonna tie.
1570
01:20:53,291 --> 01:20:56,666
Yeah. That's right. Harlan.
Harlan. Come on. Get in here.
1571
01:20:57,333 --> 01:20:59,750
Hey, hey, I thought
we earned it. Redemption.
1572
01:20:59,833 --> 01:21:01,541
Yeah, that's what I'm doin'.
1573
01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,666
[uplifting music plays]
1574
01:21:06,250 --> 01:21:07,458
Are you sure, Dad?
1575
01:21:07,541 --> 01:21:10,333
Yeah. Last game of the season.
Everybody plays.
1576
01:21:10,916 --> 01:21:12,958
Come on. Get in there. Get in there.
1577
01:21:14,583 --> 01:21:17,208
[Jason] All right, boys.
Let's do our field goal.
1578
01:21:19,541 --> 01:21:20,458
I can't believe it.
1579
01:21:20,541 --> 01:21:23,916
Sean Payton, down three,
has decided to go for the tie
1580
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:27,041
with a field goal kicker
that hasn't made one all season.
1581
01:21:28,875 --> 01:21:29,708
Wow.
1582
01:21:29,791 --> 01:21:31,833
[tense music plays]
1583
01:21:33,333 --> 01:21:36,250
Come on, let's go. Let's make this happen.
1584
01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:39,541
[tense music continues]
1585
01:21:40,791 --> 01:21:42,583
Let's go, Harlan!
1586
01:21:43,541 --> 01:21:45,458
[marching band plays "We Are Young"]
1587
01:22:01,916 --> 01:22:05,916
[speaks inaudibly]
1588
01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:12,875
Why is my stepdaughter
blowing that kid a kiss?
1589
01:22:12,958 --> 01:22:15,000
[marching band continue playing]
1590
01:22:18,208 --> 01:22:19,333
[boy] Hut.
1591
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:21,333
Snap is back. The ball is down.
1592
01:22:21,416 --> 01:22:23,416
[marching band continues playing]
1593
01:22:26,958 --> 01:22:27,791
The kick is up.
1594
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:31,375
It's goin'.
1595
01:22:32,833 --> 01:22:34,333
It's goin' wide.
1596
01:22:34,916 --> 01:22:36,333
It's goin' very wide.
1597
01:22:36,916 --> 01:22:38,208
Oh my goodness. It's still goin'.
1598
01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:47,041
[blows whistle] No good.
1599
01:22:47,125 --> 01:22:48,375
[crowd groans]
1600
01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:50,125
Yes! Yes!
1601
01:22:50,208 --> 01:22:52,250
[cheering]
1602
01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:53,708
[electricity crackles]
1603
01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:56,625
♪ Tonight… ♪
1604
01:22:57,166 --> 01:22:59,416
Oh, explosion!
1605
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,541
♪ …young ♪
1606
01:23:02,833 --> 01:23:06,166
♪ So let's set the world on fire ♪
1607
01:23:06,250 --> 01:23:08,416
♪ We can burn brighter ♪
1608
01:23:08,500 --> 01:23:13,625
♪ Than the sun ♪
1609
01:23:14,625 --> 01:23:18,458
♪ Tonight… ♪
1610
01:23:18,541 --> 01:23:21,791
There is fireworks
in Argyle, Texas, tonight.
1611
01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:27,333
♪ So let's set the world on fire ♪
1612
01:23:27,416 --> 01:23:29,666
♪ We can burn brighter ♪
1613
01:23:29,750 --> 01:23:34,750
♪ Than the sun ♪
1614
01:23:35,958 --> 01:23:39,458
-♪ Carry me home tonight ♪
-♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na ♪
1615
01:23:39,541 --> 01:23:41,375
♪ Na-na-na-na… ♪
1616
01:23:43,458 --> 01:23:45,125
We shut it down!
1617
01:23:45,208 --> 01:23:49,000
♪ Carry me home tonight ♪
1618
01:23:49,083 --> 01:23:50,083
♪ Na-na-na ♪
1619
01:23:50,166 --> 01:23:53,416
♪ Just carry me home tonight… ♪
1620
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,333
What?
1621
01:23:54,416 --> 01:23:55,583
♪ Na-na-na-na-na ♪
1622
01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:56,583
♪ Carry me… ♪
1623
01:23:56,666 --> 01:23:58,291
Dennis! Yes, Dennis!
1624
01:23:58,375 --> 01:24:01,958
-♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na-na ♪
-♪ Just carry me… ♪
1625
01:24:02,041 --> 01:24:03,666
Oh, this is such a great ending.
1626
01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:09,208
The Porcupines have won the game, though,
just to be totally clear.
1627
01:24:09,875 --> 01:24:11,541
♪ So if by the time… ♪
1628
01:24:11,625 --> 01:24:15,791
[all] Harlan! Harlan!
Harlan! Harlan! Harlan!
1629
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,833
♪ I'll carry you home… ♪
1630
01:24:19,375 --> 01:24:20,958
♪ Tonight ♪
1631
01:24:21,625 --> 01:24:22,583
♪ Okay ♪
1632
01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:25,458
♪ It's on you ♪
1633
01:24:27,333 --> 01:24:28,833
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh ♪
1634
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:29,958
♪ Uh, yeah ♪
1635
01:24:30,458 --> 01:24:31,541
♪ Okay ♪
1636
01:24:31,625 --> 01:24:34,708
♪ I used to be a strange fruit
Billie Holiday ♪
1637
01:24:34,791 --> 01:24:37,458
♪ Then you got me by my roots
Took the pain away ♪
1638
01:24:37,541 --> 01:24:40,375
♪ I tried to question our direction
That was my mistake ♪
1639
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:43,083
♪ I had to ask you where we going, baby
Marvin Gaye ♪
1640
01:24:43,166 --> 01:24:46,125
♪ I used to do it like Sinatra
Do it my way ♪
1641
01:24:46,208 --> 01:24:48,916
♪ Now I'm the Fugee
You're my Lauryn Hill that got away… ♪
1642
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,208
Hey. Played a heck of a game.
1643
01:24:51,291 --> 01:24:54,458
Yeah, and I coached it. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1644
01:24:54,541 --> 01:24:55,583
[woman] Ooh, baby!
1645
01:24:55,666 --> 01:24:57,541
♪ Then I know what you came to do… ♪
1646
01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:59,041
-How you feeling?
-I'm feeling good.
1647
01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:00,500
-Yeah.
-I feel real good.
1648
01:25:00,583 --> 01:25:03,041
Thank you, again,
for everything. Seriously.
1649
01:25:03,125 --> 01:25:05,541
Hopefully, I'll have your playbook down
before next season.
1650
01:25:06,041 --> 01:25:08,625
I'm sure if you don't,
Coach Mitch will have you covered.
1651
01:25:10,125 --> 01:25:12,833
[Troy] Oh! Looks like
he found his ride home.
1652
01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:15,416
-Oh. You know he likes gumbo.
-[Troy laughs]
1653
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:18,916
Hey, listen, I wanted to thank you.
You've taught me so much this season.
1654
01:25:19,000 --> 01:25:19,958
You really did.
1655
01:25:20,041 --> 01:25:22,000
You keep coaching like this,
I promise you,
1656
01:25:22,083 --> 01:25:25,916
you're gonna earn yourself one of these.
Try it on. [chuckles]
1657
01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:28,625
Connor's dad is giving his Super Bowl ring
to Coach Troy.
1658
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:31,375
No. He's just tryin' it on.
He's borrowing it. That's all.
1659
01:25:31,458 --> 01:25:35,541
That's all, guys. Hey, hey, hey!
Hey! Whoa, guys!
1660
01:25:36,125 --> 01:25:37,875
-Awesome!
-Hey, come on.
1661
01:25:37,958 --> 01:25:39,208
♪ Perfect time ♪
1662
01:25:39,833 --> 01:25:42,041
♪ And, baby, that's never ♪
1663
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:45,750
♪ 'Cause tonight ain't the night ♪
1664
01:25:45,833 --> 01:25:50,333
♪ For sorrow ♪
1665
01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:52,708
♪ Save it for tomorrow ♪
1666
01:25:54,083 --> 01:25:55,291
You take care, Eric.
1667
01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:57,625
Oh, Mr. Payton, you're checking out?
1668
01:25:58,125 --> 01:26:01,333
Uh, yeah. What gave it away?
The, uh, "take care" or the bag?
1669
01:26:01,416 --> 01:26:04,250
Well, I hope
you enjoyed your stay here, and…
1670
01:26:04,333 --> 01:26:06,791
Oh, wait. You gotta see this.
1671
01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:08,625
Look, it's a boy!
1672
01:26:09,291 --> 01:26:12,166
Whoa. Is… is that mid-birth?
1673
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,208
Isn't it beautiful?
That's his little head poking out.
1674
01:26:15,291 --> 01:26:17,250
Wow. He… he looks just like you.
1675
01:26:17,333 --> 01:26:21,166
Your wife might not appreciate you
showing that picture to a lot of people.
1676
01:26:23,083 --> 01:26:24,250
Oh crap.
1677
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:30,541
[Sean] Gotta say I was really impressed
with your speed this season.
1678
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:34,208
-Guessing you get that from your old man.
-[Connor] Oh, definitely not.
1679
01:26:34,791 --> 01:26:36,125
I think I get that from Mom.
1680
01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,125
[chuckles] I get the soft hands from
Jamie. He makes his own lavender soap.
1681
01:26:40,208 --> 01:26:41,666
[laughing] Of course he does.
1682
01:26:44,208 --> 01:26:45,583
Hey, I wanted to thank you.
1683
01:26:47,250 --> 01:26:48,083
For what?
1684
01:26:48,583 --> 01:26:50,416
[Sean] Well, I wanted you to know that
1685
01:26:50,916 --> 01:26:52,791
I-I needed you and the…
1686
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,250
and the team more than you guys needed me.
1687
01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:59,083
Yeah, you did.
1688
01:27:04,375 --> 01:27:05,583
I was talking to your mom.
1689
01:27:05,666 --> 01:27:08,583
Thought maybe you comin' out
to New Orleans for some visits this year.
1690
01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:10,375
-What do you think of that?
-For sure.
1691
01:27:10,458 --> 01:27:13,250
-Okay.
-That'd be really fun. I'd love that.
1692
01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:14,583
-All right.
-[both chuckle]
1693
01:27:15,083 --> 01:27:16,166
Can I go to games?
1694
01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:19,500
That's what you're coming out there for.
You're not stayin' in my house!
1695
01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:22,291
-You think I can meet Drew?
-Nah, he don't wanna meet you.
1696
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:25,833
[Connor laughs]
1697
01:27:27,958 --> 01:27:29,333
We'll have some fun.
1698
01:27:30,166 --> 01:27:32,791
-[Sean] I love you, Connor.
-[Connor] I love you too, Dad.
1699
01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:34,875
[uplifting music plays]
1700
01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:38,458
I'm gonna need a scouting report
on every RB in the draft.
1701
01:27:38,541 --> 01:27:41,375
And RB is Russell brouts?
1702
01:27:41,875 --> 01:27:45,333
No, a running back,
and that's not how you say that vegetable.
1703
01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:48,791
Oh. A-And we get
these scouting reports from…
1704
01:27:48,875 --> 01:27:50,083
[Sean] The scouting department.
1705
01:27:51,083 --> 01:27:54,666
Wow! You're a lot more patient with me
after working with kids for a year.
1706
01:27:54,750 --> 01:27:56,625
Yeah. Enjoy it while it lasts, Emma.
1707
01:28:00,625 --> 01:28:02,875
-Lionel!
-Coach!
1708
01:28:02,958 --> 01:28:05,000
-Good to have you back.
-It's good to be back.
1709
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,416
[Lionel] I missed you so much.
1710
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:07,916
Ah, I missed you too.
1711
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:12,750
We really suck without you.
1712
01:28:14,583 --> 01:28:16,583
[uplifting music plays]
1713
01:28:42,541 --> 01:28:44,541
[uplifting music swells]
1714
01:28:59,166 --> 01:29:01,166
[dramatic instrumental music plays]
1715
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:30,500
[uplifting instrumental music plays]
1716
01:29:55,166 --> 01:29:57,166
[uplifting instrumental music plays]
1717
01:31:43,416 --> 01:31:45,416
[dramatic instrumental music plays]
1718
01:32:41,791 --> 01:32:43,791
[uplifting instrumental music plays]
1719
01:34:13,041 --> 01:34:15,041
[uplifting instrumental music continues]