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( man narrating ) I love this place. I really do.
It's a great place to hang your hat, or lift your leg. It's so me.
The Bay breeze, the Golden Gate,
Fisherman's Wharf, the females.
- ( barking ) - Yeah.
Don't even get this dog started on the females.
Just something about the way a girl sips her latte
that gets me a little hot under the collar.
But enough about me. Let's talk about why we're here...
the Dolittles.
Maya Dolittle, that is. Not the doctor.
The daughter.
See, she's adjusting.
She's going through that weird period
that every one-in-a-trillion girls go through.
It's not every day a young woman wakes up and realizes...
- she can talk to animals and we can talk to her. - ( screams )
- ( horn honking ) - ( tires squealing )
I thought you said you actually had your license?
Just chill out. I have everything under control now.
Whatever. Just don't kill me before the party tomorrow night.
I burned the dopiest CD for everyone to freak to.
- Oh, my God. I just had the best idea. - What?
You should have a birthday party at the end of summer.
We'll make sure it's off the chain.
Then next year, you'll be part of the "A" list with me.
Okay, I don't know how to tell you this,
but you've been more of a "B" lately.
Which would make me a "C" at best.
Oh, I am so hating my social status right now.
What do you expect, running around talking to animals all the time?
I told you a million times. I don't talk to them. They keep talking to me.
- Maya, watch out! - Oh, no!
- ( tires squealing ) - ( cars honking )
Man 1: What are you doing?
What did you do that for, lady? I was gonna pee on that!
Man 2: She almost hit a dog!
How bad?
Oh, no.
- You drive like a freaking animal. - Are you nuts?
You can get people killed like that!
Don't tell it to me, tell it to the pig.
( clears throat )
( chuckles nervously )
( school bell ringing )
( gasps ) So I talked to Heather, who text-messaged Mandy,
who I.M.'ed Christy, who two-wayed with Tammy, and the bottom line is...
- we're both invited to the party tonight! - Oh, my God! You're the best!
So then I invited them to your party at the end of summer.
You did what?
I didn't want to be rude.
Rude?
Rude is inviting somebody to a party that doesn't even exist yet.
Look, do you want to be in or not?
So, Maya, I hear you're having a birthday party this summer.
Yes, and it would be so cool if all of you guys came.
- I mean... - I assume you're having it somewhere worthwhile?
- Well, I don't really know yet, but... - It's on a boat.
- Like a rowboat? - Actually, it's on...
a huge, P. Diddy-like boat.
How MTV of you. We'll think about it.
A birthday party. That is so freshman year.
They're so coming. I can feel it.
All right, are you ready? We gotta go.
We gotta help set up for Senior Day.
Twenty minutes, people.
Hey, dude, you rolling to the jump off tonight?
- You know it's gonna be off the hook. - Hi, Carl.
- He nodded at me. Did you see that? - Keep it up,
and he might actually talk to you.
Oh, nice shot, you friggin' moron.
Give the bird a break, dude.
What's with you and that dumb thing anyway?
I just feel bad for him,
being locked up in a cage all the time.
Then let him out if you feel so bad for him.
How? The only person that has the combination is Principal Thomas.
- Aw, geez, it's 8-15-27. - Hey, guys.
Maybe you should try 8-15-27.
Great. The freak that talks to animals.
Wait, let me guess. The hawk told you the combo?
So? What if he did? You don't have to be a jerk about it.
Go ahead then, Carl. Let the bird out. I dare you.
( combination lock clicking )
Carl: All right, shake a tail feather.
Oh, thanks a lot, pal. I'll be right back.
Hawk: Ladies and gentlemen, the Hawk has left the building.
- Sweet. - Hey, I owe you one.
Oh, no!
Principal: Well, if it isn't Maya Dolittle.
Anybody who is anybody is gonna be there.
I even heard Carl call it the party of the year.
Parties? Ooh, la, la. I love parties.
I'm sure you do.
- Now... - Oh, it's that kind of party.
- Tell me where it hurts. - Okay, I'm ready.
- So, is the party in the neighborhoo-oo-od? - ( rubber glove squeaking )
♪ You cannot run you cannot hide ♪
Cool. Now I can see in color.
♪ They don't give up and I don't give in ♪
♪ Boys are made for pleasure girls are made for sin ♪
♪ Excuses all around ♪
♪ They try to get you down ♪
♪ Saying come on, baby show it ♪
♪ Come on, baby, show it come in and meet the boys get down and see the toys ♪
♪ But I don't want to feel like I don't want to feel like ♪
♪ Any other girl any other girl ♪
Oh, yes, definitely. What do you think, Lucky?
I was thinking something, you know, furrier.
I'm serious. This party is as big as it gets.
Lucky: You look great, kid.
( turns off stereo )
We were listening to that.
I just got off the phone with your principal,
and I saw what you did to my car.
Smells like trouble.
Sounds like you had an interesting afternoon.
Yeah, but it wasn't my fault.
I was trying to impress Carl, and there was this bird, and, you know...
I was 17 once too, Maya. I know what you're going through.
Oh, really? So animals chattered at you 24-7?
No, but I do know what it's like to want to fit in.
Oh, good. Then you know exactly why I have to finish getting ready for the party.
I'm sorry, sweetie, but I think you have earned yourself a night in.
But I thought you understood. I've been working on this look for hours.
- Any longer, I would've peed on the bed. - It's just one night.
But why does it have to be tonight? "Oh, where's Maya?"
"Oh, she's at home, grounded." I might as well tell everybody you put me in a time-out.
I'm sure there'll be other parties.
Lucky, I need a favor.
Give me a bone and a belly rub, and I'm your man.
( hip-hop music on stereo )
Look, we were lucky to even get invited, right?
So I think the best approach in a case like this is just, you know, keep a low profile.
Definitely. Low pro all the way.
Let's get this party started, people!
- Shh! Shh! - Sorry.
I guess I got a little carried away.
A little? We'll be lucky if anybody even talks to us after that.
Speak for yourself, girlfriend.
I just wanted to say thanks for taking the rap for me earlier.
Well, please, it was...
totally my pleasure.
Cool. So you want to dance?
- Mm-hmm. - Come on.
Charisse is fine,
but I'm getting really worried about Maya, John.
I know that you had trouble at first, but you were a grown man.
Maya's a 17-year-old girl trying to figure life out.
You know what? I think I might have an idea.
I'm gonna go talk to her about it right now.
Maya! Maya, come down!
Hey, Maya, if you won't sing, you at least got to get us dancing.
- Viv! Low pro, remember? - Oh, forget that!
You're the best dancer here. Step up, girl!
Carl: Come on, Maya. Let's go.
( door shuts )
( chuckling ) What a doofus, and it's her wig.
( hip-hop music playing )
Hey, girl!
Boy: Hey, is that Carl with Maya Dolittle?
Viv: Sure is.
Carl, what are you doing with her?
- Girl, I'm groovin'. - Ew.
Girl: He must be out of his mind.
Viv: Hey, Justin, turn around. Check her out. Whoo!
That dance is sick!
Justin: These moves are tight.
Girl: She's pretty good.
Viv: I told you, girl.
Dr. Maya! My butt is ready to rock 'n' roll. Let's get this party started, people.
( giggling )
- Bombs away! - What the...?
Fire in the hole!
- Look out below! - Is it hailing?
- Ooh, I'm so bad. - Oh, no, what is he doing here?
I'm popping, I'm locking, I'm popping, I'm locking.
Viv: Maya, what are you doing?
Go away. Get out of here. Shoo!
What kind of move is that?
Monkey: It's time to get my freak on.
You're always doing this to me.
You'll ruin everything. Leave me alone.
( record needle scratches )
- What? - ( hip-hop music playing )
We were just following you.
Monkey: Here I come. Monkey on the move!
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Time to meet some ladies.
This way to the bar, girls. It's ladies' night!
Ew! Is that what I think it is?
- Check it out. It's imported from France. - You spiked the punch?
Don't worry, it's good stuff. ( hiccups )
Wait. Is Maya talking to it?
- Oh, no. - Who brought her anyway?
Um, has anyone seen my CD?
Au revoir, party poopers.
( scoffs ) Come on, Carl.
Let's dance.
Look, just leave now, and I won't tell...
Oh, no. Where'd you go?
( monkey singing in distance, indistinct )
The monkey gave it to you. You really expect me to believe that?
Yeah. The monkey from dad's clinic followed me to the party and...
Oh, the party that you snuck out to attend?
- Uh-oh. - Well, yeah, but it wasn't my fault.
Then whose fault is it?
This ought to be good.
I already told you. It's the monkey's.
Oh, the monkey, the hawk, the dog.
- The dog? I wasn't even there. "The dog." - God, do you ever shut up?
Don't hate the player, girl, hate the game.
You see, that's the problem.
I'm always talking to animals, Mom.
I need them to stop.
No, you need to stop.
I think maybe you need to start thinking
seriously about who you really are
and what your future has in store for you.
Okay, well, I guess I can take a couple of weeks off from the clinic.
You know, just to get my head together,
and maybe go down to the beach, and do a little shopping with Viv.
The beach? I could use a tan.
I'm talking about a complete break,
a total change of scenery.
There's this camp... a ranch, actually... that I went to when I was younger.
Wait. ( chuckles ) A ranch?
Yeah, that's a good one, Mom,
but you and I both know I'm not really a ranch kind of girl.
I think this could be a really good thing for you.
Mom, you are not me.
Oh, God, Mom! You're sending me away?
To a ranch, with animals? What are you thinking?
- Maya, you love animals. - Okay, mom, just listen to me for one second.
I was almost "B" crowd once, and then I started talking to animals,
and I went straight to a "C."
Right now, I'd just be happy
being back to B-minus, like the swim-team people.
Or the chess club even.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm trying to help you.
You're punishing me for something I can't control.
I am not punishing you.
You have a gift and you need to learn to accept it.
I'd rather return it. I wanna talk to Daddy.
I already did. He thinks it's a great idea.
Well, you'd better get some sleep, because the bus leaves at noon.
What? I'm leaving tomorrow?
Durango is a great place.
- You're gonna thank me one day. - No, I won't!
Mom, I just wanna be normal.
I wish I wasn't a Dolittle.
Mom, I'm serious!
I'm not going!
A ranch? What would I even wear?
Oh, my God, my hair.
I think I just went straight from a "C" to an "F."
"F's" good. "F." "F" is the new "B."
Mom, I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Just give it a chance, honey. I promise, one day...
Yes, I know. One day I'll thank you.
Just do your best to have a good time and everything is gonna work itself out.
Go on.
- I don't know if I can do this, Lucky. - Sure you can.
- Just do what I do. - And what is that, drink out of the toilet bowl?
No, I take it one day at a time.
Yeah, thanks for the advice, Dr. Phil.
Stay off my bed while I'm gone.
Oh, you can count on me. Not.
( chuckles ) Not.
- He got you that ring? - Yeah. I think so too.
- What happened? You miss the bus to the mall? - ( girls giggle )
Yeah, but that was only because I was too busy trying to figure out
how much makeup we were gonna need for your makeover.
- Whoa. Sorry about that, man. - Girl: Oh, okay.
All right. It's gonna be like that, huh?
You're the one messing with me.
Ladies, ladies. Come on, now. Calm down.
Papa's here, all right? We don't need to argue. Where's the love?
Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to do that. It's a big bag.
Boy: It's not the only thing.
Coming through. Excuse me.
- These are big bags. - Yeah. Watch out.
- ( coughing ) Stop! - ( spraying )
- Oh, come on! - Anybody want some off?
Some "back off" is more like it.
What? It's good to be prepared.
Prepared for what, malaria? Hey, come on. I've got doughnuts here.
D-nut? D-nut? Want a doughnut? D-nut?
All right, cool.
- How about you? You want one? - No.
Whoa. Whoopsie daisies.
Five-second rule's still in effect.
This is gonna be one long summer.
( sighs )
What's the matter? You homesick already?
What is your problem? You don't even know me.
Brook: No, and I don't need to know you either, okay?
I can spot your type a million miles away. Trust me.
Hey, let's play the quiet game, huh?
Hmm? Winner gets a date with yours truly.
- ( chuckling ) - Shouldn't you be, like, at fat camp or something?
Look, my bones are large. All right?
Mm-hmm. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Hyah!
Wow, this is gorgeous.
Driver: Oh, that's Silver Spurs.
One of the other ranches. Your ranch is over there.
- ( cow mooing ) - Maya: Oh, no.
Girl 1: Yeah! Finally, we're here!
- Boy 2: Excuse moi. - Girl 1: come on. Move. I wanna get off the bus.
- Boy 3: Something stinks. - Boy 2: Sorry. Sorry.
Okay, clearly, there's been a mistake.
I said "A-list" not "Hay-list."
- ( line ringing ) - Hello?
Maya: Mom, are you there?
- ( snoring ) - Mom? Mom?
Are you there? Pick up.
Maya!
Come on. Pick up. It's me.
Maya, I'm coming, I'm coming. Just hang on. Just keep yapping.
It's awful out here. Call me whenever you get this message.
I need you to come pick me up.
Maya! Maya! Where's the freaking button?
I really need to learn how to read.
Okay, bye.
- I got to get out of here. - Girl: What are you looking at?
- ( horse whinnies ) - Whoa! Ha! Easy! Ho! Whoa!
- Brook: Yo, princess, what you looking at over there? - Easy! Ha! Ha!
On second thought, maybe this place isn't so bad after all.
That's the only smart thing you've said all day.
- Ho! - ( whinnying )
Brook: Mm-mm-mm! Who are you?
- I'll be back to you later. - ( horse snorts )
- Boy 2: Is that crap or... - Boy 3: I think I just stepped on something.
Howdy. Welcome to Durango. I'm Bo.
Wow, Bo. That was amazing what you did over there with that horse.
Do you, do you, like, work here or something?
( chuckles ) I guess you can say that.
My dad owns this place.
Both: Cool.
So, the first thing we need to do is get you guys unpacked,
- and we can go ahead and... - You have amazing eyes.
( all laughing )
Thank you. That's, uh, mighty kind of you to say that.
Oh, no. Please tell me I didn't just say that out loud.
Look, don't worry. I won't even hold it against you. By the way, I didn't catch your name.
Oh, I'm Brooklyn. Brooklyn Webster.
Okay, Brooklyn Webster. How you doing?
- I-I'm doing much better now. ( giggles ) - I'm Maya.
Maya Do...
Dolores. Maya Dolores Hanes.
Well, that's an interesting name right there.
Well, not really.
Just your simple, plain Jane kind of last name.
Nothing really special about it.
I really like those chaps on you.
Those look... fantastic.
And I love your hat. It makes us look like we're twins.
- ( Maya chuckles ) - It's like moths to a flame.
Bo: Well, you know, it's very nice to meet both of you ladies.
In fact, it's nice to meet all of you guys.
So first thing we need to do is get everybody unpacked,
and, uh, get you guys all settled in, all right?
Together: Okay.
Bo: Come on, everybody.
I'm gonna show you all to the bunkhouse,
- and then we can all get started on some ranching chores. - Maya: Swell.
Girl: I want the bed with the window. Whoo-wee!
Brooklyn: Check out the blankets.
Cool! Yeah!
( water gurgling )
Oh, what a dump.
Oh! What, were you expecting the four seasons or something?
Okay, did I do something specific or are you always such a...
Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your little Miss Priss feelings?
No, seriously, do you always act like this?
Only when I see something I want.
And right now, I want Bo.
So you need to back off, okay? ( clicks tongue )
Thank you.
Hey, Jud. I got those animals loaded up and ready to go.
Okay, Walt. Well, I sure appreciate you taking that livestock off my hands.
That's what neighbors are for.
Despite always whipping your butt at the rodeo,
the Silver Spurs has always considered
- the Durango an old friend. - Mmm.
Now, if there's anything else I can do, you just let me know.
- I've always got my eyes open for a good piece of land. - Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Well, Walt, if you'll excuse me, I got some new recruits up there waiting on me.
- You take care, Jud. - Yeah. You do the same, Walter.
( chuckling )
- Goatsies, goatsies. - ( bleating )
( whizzing )
- ( pigs grunting ) - Hmm. ( imitates pig )
- What are you looking at, fat boy? - ( chuckles ) Silly pigs.
Why, you want a piece of me, pork chop?
- ( laughs ) - Do I look funny to you, huh?
What? I got a bug?
( sniffles ) I get it?
- Ew. - Gone?
- Hungry? - Pig: Where you going? I ain't finished with you!
Hey, I'll see you at the buffet table!
Hey, gang. I'm Jud Jones. Welcome to Durango.
I imagine most of you all already met my son Bo here.
( grunts )
Now, we're gonna be working real hard here at Durango for the next six weeks,
getting you all ready to ride in the local rodeo.
And anyone that trains hard enough can take a shot at the individual competition,
and, who knows?
You might just get to win one of those nice, big shiny trophies.
- Wouldn't it be easier if we just watched it on TV? - Shut up.
So you mean that we're not gonna be competing as a team?
No, son. I'm afraid that the Durango Ranch doesn't enter into
- the team portion of the competition. - How come?
Well, let's just say it's hard to expect a bunch of city folk
to compete against experienced cowboys.
- But who's ready to become a cowboy in training? - Me!
- Jud: All right. - And they call me weird.
Are you gonna teach us how to bull ride? That's the coolest.
- Boy: Yeah. - Come on, gang.
The best cowboy in the world is no match for the right bull on a bad day.
- But, uh, you don't expect us to do that other stuff, right? - Oh, no, not today.
Shucks, today, you're gonna take yourself a nice leisurely trail ride.
- All: Awesome! - And tomorrow?
Tomorrow, little lady,
that's when the real work begins.
- Can't wait. - Jud: Okay, Red.
Let's see what you got.
Tyler: Okay, I can do this. ( grunts )
Man, Tyler, you are a wuss.
Here, let me show you guys how it's done, okay?
Watch this.
( horse snorts )
- ( clicks tongue ) - Boy 2: Let me show you how it's done.
( spits )
Where's the bathroom around here?
( kids laughing )
Watch this, guys.
Whoa, one at a time! Why do I always get the fat kid?
( all laughing )
Shouldn't have had that third Snickers.
Don't worry, kid. She'll move when the time's right.
Well, looks like you're up, Maya.
What's the matter, princess? You scared you might break a nail?
No. It's just that I've never done something like this before.
- I think I'll try it later. - Never is more like it.
- Girl: Bawk, bawk, honey. - ( girl imitating chicken )
- ( grunts ) - ( horse whinnies )
- ( kids laughing ) - And the princess goes down.
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
You've got to get on from this side.
And don't worry, he's pretty old. He doesn't move like he used to.
- Old? I got your old, buddy. - ( grunts )
- Bo: No, no, no, wait! Whoa! Whoa! - Oh, no, no.
- Bo: No, no! - Oh, my God! ( laughs )
- Jud: Move, Bo! - Help! Somebody help me!
- Come on, son! Move! - I thought I was off to a bad start.
Hyah! Come on!
- Whatever your name is, stop it. Stop it, slow down. - Who's the old one now, huh?
Hang on, Maya! Hang on!
Bo: Pull back on the reins!
- Somebody help me! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
You all right?
That's good. Now let's see if we can get you on this thing
the right way, okay?
- Whoa. - Bo: All right.
There you go. See, there? Natural born rider.
Any day, Dolores.
Maya: Hey, Bo, thanks.
And maybe later you can show me how to do all this on my own.
"Maybe next time you can show me how to do it on my own."
You don't actually think that crap's gonna work, do you?
I'm sorry, I believe the phrase is,
"Don't hate the player, hate the game."
Game on. ( chuckles ) You got served.
( laughs ) Bye-bye.
- ( laughs ) - ( whinnies )
( ticking )
- ( cows mooing ) - ( goats bleating )
( animal sounds convert to voices )
Female Animal: Hey, babe, you need to clean up before we go out.
Pig: You think I'm dirty, you should see my pen.
Male Animal: Hey, Butch, you eat hay. How do you stink like that?
- You're rotten inside! - Light a match! Light a match!
- Male Animal 2: Shut up! - Pig: I sleep on my own crap. What do I care?
- Female Animal: Have you seen Cogburn lately?
Pig: Nineteen, twenty, twenty-one...
Male Animal 3: Hey, Pig, what are you doing?
Pig: I been having trouble sleeping, so the sheep
told me I should count people.
Male Animal 3: All right, all right, I got one. Check this out.
What do you call three cows sitting in a Jacuzzi?
( Maya groaning )
- Stew! - ( animals laughing )
Maya: Do you animals ever stop?
( groaning )
What is your problem?
( voices go back to animal sounds )
Oh. Um, was I talking in my sleep again?
( horse neighing )
I-I tend to do that. Sorry.
- Pig: 27, 28, 29... - You are such a weirdo.
Brookyln: Shut up.
Pig: Hey, what comes after 29?
Male Animal 3: Twenty-ten, dummy!
Pig: I knew that.
( crowing, coughs )
Oh, God, I don't even know why I bother.
Hey, just wake up if you want. What do I care?
What a joke. When is Jud going to realize we girls have our needs?
Would it kill the man to get a rooster with a little chutzpah?
Cock-a-doodle-do, sleeping ugly! ( snickers )
- ( cows mooing ) - ( pigs snorting )
Oh, no!
- Ugh! - Bo: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!
You okay?
I guess you weren't kidding about bright and early, huh?
Dad likes to get a head start on the sun,
so I'd say you got about ten minutes till we get going.
Okay.
All right.
So anyway, I finally realized
hitchhiking is impossible without a thumb. ( laughs )
So I hopped on the back of a pickup truck, and here I am.
Oh, no. No, no, no way. It can't be!
Y'all be good now, you hear? Bye.
Hey, Maya! Look who's gone country.
( laughing )
Hey, there, little fellow. Aren't you the cutest little thing?
Lucky: What's with the baby talk, Maya? I can hear you, remember?
Which is exactly why you need to get out of here. Now, go on. Scram.
But... but I heard your message. I came here to rescue you.
Look, I'm serious. You cannot stay here.
If the kids find out I'm a Dolittle, I'm...
- But you are a Dolittle, aren't you? - Of course I'm a Dolittle.
Only right now, I'm a Dolittle who's fitting in.
If the animals find out I can talk to them, I'm doomed.
- Why? You love animals. - Of course I love animals.
It's just that if they talk to me, I'm gonna talk back.
And if I talk back, then the other kids are gonna think I'm some kind of freak.
Look, you can stay here if you want,
but just find something to occupy your time.
Occupy my time. Copy that.
- Okay. - Hey, hey.
This doesn't have anything to do with the big hunk of cowboy behind you?
Oh, you mean the really cute one?
He's... he's behind me?
( laughs nervously ) Hey.
Are you talking to that stray dog?
They like it for you to talk to them like they're people,
because it makes them feel important.
- Yeah. - Lucky: So let me get this straight.
I come all the way here and now you're just gonna ignore me?
But I wore a wig. Do you have any idea how confusing that can be to a dog's identity?
Go round them up. Get them together.
All right. All right, Durangos!
Let's go, everybody! Durangos!
- Let's go! On the double! - Let's go.
- Brooklyn: On the double. - Bo: round up! Round up!
Okay, yesterday, y'all got your feet wet.
Today, you're going swimming.
There's a pool? Sweet!
- It's a metaphor, you moron. - Jud: Well, like I was saying,
it's time to find out what you kids are made of.
- ( fly buzzing ) - So Bo and the boys have built a couple of contraptions
to simulate what an actual rodeo might be like.
So remember, have fun out there.
- Oh, I'm excited! Let's go! - Jud: You got it, son.
- All right, guys, let's just head on over this way. - Cool.
Nice shorts, Clayton! ( laughing )
What? I'm a lover, not a fighter.
( kids laughing )
Ah, let's go. Nice little brisk little run here. Come on, now.
Horse: Left, left, left, right, left.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Come on, Brooklyn. Yeah!
( laughing )
Pig: Who's the one talking smack now, huh, fat boy?
Tyler: Crud! I'm made!
Ow!
Pig: Come on! You don't really think you can catch me, do you?
Whoa!
- Tyler: Poop out the egg! - Pig: So close, yet so fat.
- Left, left, left, right, left. - ( horse farts )
Ooh! Left, left, left, right, left.
- Oh, no. - ( farts )
( squealing )
Whoo-ha!
Come on! Poop it out! Poop out the egg!
Poop it out! Come on! Poop it out!
Hey, that's a rooster.
I'd wash your hands.
- All right, let's grub! - Finally something I'm good at.
Ugh. ( groans )
Psst, Maya. Maya, over here.
It's important. Please?
- This better be good. - Well, you see, the thing is this...
I, uh, I...
Oh, no. I know that face. What did you do?
I may or may not have slipped up
and told one or two of the animals who you were.
- What? Thanks for selling me up the river. - Hey, take it easy.
I just didn't know what else to say when they kept asking me what I was doing here.
It's fine.
Wait. You're sure it was just one or two, right?
Yeah, pretty sure.
And, uh, then again it could have been... all of them.
- I think that's her. - Oh, you are so dead when we go home.
Hey, what happened to the man's-best-friend thing, huh?
Humans.
Morning, Miss Dolittle.
( cheerfully ) Hey!
Oh!
I don't want to ruffle any feathers, Miss Dolittle,
but I've got a problem.
Oh, I knew this was gonna happen.
Hey, Maya, excuse me, girl.
There's something I need to talk to you about.
Whatever it is, I'm sure you can work it out on your own.
But if you don't mind, I rather be left alone, okay?
Clayton: Hello, hello. Okeydoke. Can I have one?
Hey, slow down there, sexy. Around here, that egg is considered a collector's item.
- Look who it is... - Hey, hey, ladies. What's cracking?
...the little rooster who couldn't.
Seriously. Like low egg production is my fault?
Well, you're not helping anything by mocking me, you know?
Talk about a cock-a-doodle-don't. ( laughs )
- ( all laughing ) - Ha, ha, ha. That's very funny.
- Hey, watch it! - You watch it, lady!
I had a really bad day so far, all right?
But if you want to dance, let's dance.
Hey! What is wrong with you?
"Be a rooster," they say. "Show us what you're made of," they say.
They think it's easy being the only rooster on a farm full of hens?
Well, you know what? It's not. I'm sorry. Look, I'm just under a lot of pressure.
I just... I just wish there was someone I could talk to.
Look, I'm sure everything's gonna be okay.
Hey, hey, y-you just talked to me.
Wait, you mean, none of the other animals told you?
Well, I've been in kind of a funk lately.
I haven't been in the coop in days, so...
Okay, well, just give it a little bit of time.
I'm sure everything will work out.
- Whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Look out!
- Whoa! - ( chickens squawking )
Oops.
Hey, people fight. People fight!
Don't just stand there! Help us!
- Give me a ten-spot on the tough one. - Hey!
What? Just playing the odds.
I'm hit! I'm hit! Whoa!
Ow!
Disgusting.
All right, go ahead, pick on the skinny guy. Ow!
Hey! What in the blazes has gotten into you kids!
I was planning to sell those eggs this afternoon.
Bo: Aw, come on, Pops.
I mean, they're just having a little fun.
( kids laughing )
( laughs )
- ( chuckles ) It's like that, huh? - Yeah.
- All right, then. - ( squealing )
- Let's do it! - It's on!
Oh!
Cogburn: So, uh, what is it that you women want exactly?
- A guy can only do so much, know what I mean? - Sorry, Cogburn,
but talking to you earlier almost got me busted.
- But wait... - Now, go on. Leave me alone before somebody sees.
What good is talking to animals if you can't help a brother out now and then?
- Hey, come back! - Hey, still ignoring me?
- What do you think? - Sheesh. I never knew you were such a snob.
A snob? What?
I am so not a snob! I'm just doing my best to try to fit in.
That's all. Plus, I really think Bo is starting to like me.
He likes you, or who you're pretending to be?
Can't you see that just for once I want to be normal?
But you're not normal, Maya. You're a Dolittle.
Yeah, well, not out here, I'm not.
I just hate not talking to you. You're my best friend.
I'm sorry.
I know I shouldn't be taking any of this out on you.
I know you're just trying to help.
About time you gave the dog his due.
And I guess it's okay if all the animals know,
but we have to make sure no people find out.
- What, you think I'm gonna tell them? - If you could, yeah.
Wait, where have you been all morning?
Oh, you know, just different things.
I'm, uh... I love it here.
The wide open spaces, and there's the straw.
You met the collie, haven't you?
- Bo: Hyah! Come on, boy! - Yeah.
- She is smoking. - ( Maya giggles )
- Come on, boy! Ha! Ha! - ( whinnies )
Ho! Ho! Whoa! Whoa!
- ( whinnies ) - Hyah! Whoa!
Whoa! Hyah! Come on!
Oh, forget it, Bo. Forget it. You can't break him.
Besides, we need the money.
Wait. You're gonna sell him? Why?
Pretty as he is, he ain't no use to us if he won't let nobody ride him.
Bo: Whoa! Whoa!
- Whoa! - What's his name?
Ah!
- He doesn't have one. - Well, maybe you should name him.
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
The name's Butch. You must be Maya.
- How about Butch? - Why Butch?
My mama gave me that name. You got a problem with that, cowboy?
( chuckles ) I don't know. Maybe he just looks like a Butch to me.
All right. Then Butch it is.
You think you could do something for me?
I got this rock in my shoe. It's been driving me nuts all day.
I'd love to.
Let's see.
Come on. Up, Butch.
Ah! Thanks, kid. I guess I owe you one.
( chuckles ) No problem. But why won't you just let them break you?
I'm a stallion, sweetheart, and stallions don't break that easy.
Well, you know if they can't break you, they're gonna sell you, right?
Hey, if they're gonna sell me anyway, I might as well go down swinging.
What do you mean, if they're gonna sell you anyway?
Look around, kid. Jud's been selling off animals for weeks.
The place is starting to look like a ghost town.
- That's so sad. - Tell me about it.
- Huh. Hey, Pops. - Huh?
Ain't that the darnedest thing? Look at that.
The stallion actually let her touch him.
You mean to say you went off to college for a year and you still haven't figured out
that there's more to a woman than just a pretty smile?
Still learning, Pops.
Every day, son. Every day.
That's pretty impressive the way you got on with Butch back there.
- You have a lot of pets at home? - Me?
No! ( laughs nervously ) What would make you think that?
I mean, I love them and everything, if that's what you're asking,
but I wouldn't say I was an expert.
So, what about you? You seem pretty in tune with them yourself.
Ah, heck.
Let's just say I understand them a lot more than I understand people.
I mean, especially you girls. See, you never have to guess what an animal is feeling.
You know, I think that hay this morning gave me the runs.
Unfortunately, I know exactly what you mean.
Well, uh, nice talking to you.
Uh-huh. You too.
Oh, look who we got here. Amazing.
The wonderful... Durangos.
- Let's go see these little cats. - Well...
Whoa.
Take a good look from over there, Durangos.
That's as close as you're gonna get,
'cause you're not welcome over here.
Like we care, little Lord Fauntleroy.
- Watch it, girl! - What? You better watch your mouth...
Hey, hey! Look. Knock it off, all right, guys? Just knock it off.
Should probably enjoy your summer, though, Bo. Looks like it's gonna be your last.
- Hey, what is that supposed to mean? - Nothing.
Nothing at all, man. Let's just go, y'all.
That's right. Tuck tail and run.
Seems to be the only thing you and your dad are good at teaching over there.
- Whoo-hoo! ( laughing ) - ( chuckling )
( laughing continues )
Guess I'll see you later, huh? ( chuckles )
- Come on, boy. - Boy: Come on.
( clicks tongue ) Let's get going.
- Let's go. - Girl: See you later, Durangos.
Boy: Let's get out of here.
Hyah!
( grunting )
Whoa!
- ( Clayton groaning ) - Thanks, Clayton.
Cattle drive? Sleep outside?
Haven't they ever heard of ticks?
Well, the word is, is that collie's coming.
- Hey, you know me. I love working the road. - ( laughs )
Jud: That's the spirit, gang.
The more we work together, the better off we'll, we'll be.
Taken care of, sir.
Jud: Ranching's all about teamwork.
Hey, hear that? Maybe us two should buddy up.
( laughs ) You're not that lucky.
Aw, shucks.
Looks like I left some of the army blankets in the gear hut.
I'll be right back.
Maya: No, you stay put. I'll go get them.
- Jud: Thank you. - Isn't that helpful of you.
Tyler: Hey, Jud, that's a safety hazard. Bo! Ow! Oh, oh! Ow!
Careful! Ow! Son of a...
This is gonna be one long ride.
Yeah.
( sighs )
Wow.
I wonder why he never said anything.
Bo: Hey, Dad, something's going on with you.
You gonna tell me, or you just gonna keep it bottled up like you always do?
I know I should have told you sooner, Bo, but the bank's gonna
foreclose on this place in a couple of weeks if I don't catch up on the payments.
Bo: We'll figure out a way to get the money. We always do.
Jud: This is the open range, gang. ( chuckles )
So far, we've been teaching you individual skills.
When we get out here, we all put our skills together in what we call teamwork.
- Maya: Hey, Jud. - Hmm?
You really like it out here, huh?
Oh, I love it.
See, Maya, it's days like this that make me understand why the settlers moved west
and risked everything they had.
It was their destiny. And that's one thing I've come to find out.
You can't fight your destiny, Maya.
No matter how much you think it might cost you,
you can't fight it.
Hey, Pops. I went all the way down to the river.
You know, over there by Silver Spurs?
Spotted, uh, the herd,
just down the way up here about half a mile.
Okay. Hey, gang, now listen up.
Now me and Bo will do most of the cutting, but you kids feel free to jump in
- anytime you want, okay? - Together: Okay.
- Jud: Go ahead, Bo. Lead on. - Awesome.
Jud: Whoo! Head 'em off, Brooklyn!
Durango! Let's go! ( laughs )
( mooing )
- Yip, yip, yah! - Come on. Let's go!
Bo: Watch the right! Watch the right!
( dog barks )
- ( barks ) - Yeah, I'm gonna miss this place too, girl.
( barks )
Bo: Come on! Come on! Let's go!
- Come on. - Come on, Maya! Bring it in!
Clayton: Someone take a picture. I wanna show this to my mom.
( hammering )
( grunts ) There you go.
Ooh! Ow!
( laughs )
Hey, give that back, you bully!
All right, stampede!
( mooing )
Yeow!
- He got him! - Hey, get your own candy.
Note to self. Don't steal candy from fat kids.
( rattling )
( screams ) Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Relax, sweetheart. Just relax now. Nobody else move a muscle.
Oh, my God! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!
No, you're not gonna die. Nobody gonna die on my watch.
Besides, his bark is a lot worse than his bite.
Woof.
What the...?
Well, I'll be. Look at Tyler, will you?
- Will you look at him! - I did it.
Way to go, boy!
I really did it! ( laughs )
( screams )
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Rattlesnake: Yo, who killed the lights?
You know, I heard they taste like chicken.
- ( owl hooting ) - ( clears throat )
Mmm. Thank you.
( wolf howling )
- Lucky, was that a wolf? - Wolf, shmolf. I eat those chumps for breakfast.
Care for a midnight stroll, Mia...
- ( wolf howling ) - ( chuckles )
Uh, why don't I get inside here and rescue you?
So how do you like it? The whole being a cowboy thing?
I wouldn't know.
I mean, I spent the past year as a freshman at Palo Alto.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
Well, you know, Palo Alto's not that far from San Francisco.
I've been thinking the same thing.
You know it's a... it's a great night.
( muffled ) The best.
( both laugh )
The best. ( laughs )
That's what I meant to say. ( laughs )
The best.
( mooing )
Brooklyn: Let's go! This way! Come on.
Cattle drive? It's more like a cattle marathon, am I right?
There it is.
Brooklyn: Whoa!
Jud: That's the Bekerman Place.
Beautiful spread, isn't it?
I tell you, I never get tired of looking at it.
- ( horse farts ) - Bo: Tell me, Pops. What do you think?
You think they've earned a night on the town?
Maya: Can we go out?
( Clayton coughs )
- Yeah, I reckon. - ( all cheering, laughing )
Gimme five! Oh, don't fall off the horse.
- ( horse farts ) - Yeah!
Girl: Something stinks for real.
- ( country music playing ) - ( people chattering )
Ugh. This music's giving me a headache.
Aw, baby, a headache? I thought we were gonna sniff each other.
♪ Gonna dance all night to the Cadillac boogie ♪
I like this place. It's not my usual crowd, but I like it.
Oh, yeah? So what's your usual crowd then?
Well, this might sound a little corny,
but I think I'm just now figuring that out.
Check it out.
Boy: Easy, fat boy. Isn't there some kind of weight limit here?
- Break it, you buy it. - You aren't thinking what I think you're thinking.
There comes a time in every man's life
when he has to put his foot down, Tyler, and draw a line in the sand.
- Yeah, but does it have to be here? - Yes.
Against them?
Yes.
Let's see what you got.
All right. Light me up!
( laughing )
- Boy: This is gonna be good. - Oh, yeah!
Oh, no!
- ( crowd groans ) - ( laughing )
Man: Look at that.
All right, move out of the way.
I'm gonna show you guys how it's done.
- Excuse me. - Whoa.
Man: All right, Skip, show them what you've got.
Okay, why don't I show you losers how a real cowboy does it, all right?
Why don't you bring it up a few notches and let me show off a little bit?
Man: All right. Let's go!
- ( bell rings ) - ( cheering )
Take a good look, Durangos. ( laughs )
You care to take a shot at the title? Or are you still a has-been, Bo?
Durangos, we leave in an hour.
Ooh.
Ouch.
Looks like there's trouble in paradise.
Announcer: Whoo-hoo! All right!
Ah.
Oh! Stings, huh?
Announcer: Yeehaw!
♪ Settle down, Cinderella ♪
♪ Keep it together your handsome fella ♪
♪ Will ride up sooner or later ♪
♪ Yeah, and take you away, yeah ♪
♪ Settle down, Cinderella love's gonna find you someday ♪
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
- ( crowd cheering ) - Cinderella, my butt.
More like the evil stepsister.
Wow! Talk about a tough act to follow, huh?
Give it up for Kiki!
All right. Whoo!
Guys, somebody's gotta step up. I mean, we can't let them beat us in everything.
Clayton: Don't look at me, all right? I already took my stand.
Carl's Friend: The freak that talks to animals.
Brooklyn: You're such a weirdo.
Maya's Mother: You need to think about who you really are.
Jud: Can't fight your destiny, Maya.
Announcer: Whoo! All right! Yeah...
Now hold your horses, everyone. Looks like we got
a last-minute addition from Durango.
- Sure hope she sings better than I ride. - You're not the only one.
All right, everybody. I know you guys heard of hip-hop,
but this is a little something I like to call "hick-hop."
- Okay. All right. - Maya: check it out.
( hip-hop beat )
♪ Sometimes my nails match my lips ♪
♪ And my jeans hug my hips ♪
♪ I don't feel like doing that right now ♪
♪ Listen, he's on his way over ♪
I hate to admit it, but she's... she's pretty good.
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ You better love me when my roots are showing ♪
♪ Or I'll pack up my boots and be going ♪
♪ Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye ♪
♪ Hey, if it's me that he's impressed with ♪
♪ Anything I might be dressed in ♪
♪ Oh, ought to be just fine, fine, fine ♪
♪ If he's the one for me I'll know it ♪
♪ He better love me when my roots are showing ♪
♪ Or I'll pack up my boots and I'll be going ♪
♪ If it's me that he's impressed with ♪
♪ Anything I'm dressed with ought to be just fine ♪
♪ Oh, ought to be ought to be ♪
♪ Just fine, just fine ♪
♪ Hey, he better love me when my roots are showing ♪
♪ Or I'll pack up my boots and be going ♪
♪ Bye, bye, bye ♪
♪ Bye, bye, yeah ♪
♪ If it's me that he's impressed with ♪
♪ Anything I might be dressed in ♪
♪ Oh, ought to be just ♪
♪ Fine, fine, fine ♪
♪ If he's the one for me I'll know it ♪
♪ And I... I... I will ♪
♪ If he's the one for me I'll know it ♪
♪ I know I will ♪
♪ If he's the one for me I'll know it ♪
♪ Love me when my roots are showin' ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
( crowd cheering )
Well, it looks like we got ourselves a new champion, ladies and gentlemen!
Maya Dolores Hanes!
( giggling )
- Yeah! - ( laughing )
( kids chattering )
I'm sorry, but you're out of time.
You either sell the land and what's left of the livestock to Silver Spurs,
or the bank will foreclose and you'll wind up with nothing.
Okay, Bo. Bring 'em all in.
Bo: Let's go, everybody.
Hey, Jud, you should have been with us. The ride was great.
Oh, that's good. That's really good.
Well, there's no easy way to say this,
so I'm gonna go ahead and get it over with.
Looks like I'm gonna have to let the ranch go.
- Brooklyn: What? - Jud: Gotta let it go.
Are you... you're kidding, right?
Jud: I'm afraid not, Brooklyn.
I'm sorry.
This blows. I don't want to leave.
Yeah, I know. I wish there was something we could do.
Let's just get some grub, guys.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm not even hungry.
( bell jingling )
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm sorry to wake you, ma'am, but your presence has been requested in the barn.
Whatever it is, make it quick.
I don't want anyone to see me out here.
You're the only one who can help us, Maya. You are our only hope.
I don't know what to tell you guys.
I can't stop Jud from selling the ranch.
- ( goat bleats ) - I wish I could, but there's nothing I can do.
Maybe the other kids would help if you just tell them who you are.
I can't just announce to everybody that the animals asked me to save the ranch.
They'll think I'm crazy.
Don't you mean Bo will think you're crazy?
No. Y-yeah.
Look, you guys, I can't lose him.
You're not losing anybody.
You're a Dolittle. They'll understand.
That's the problem, Butch. They won't understand.
Other kids never do.
We can't do this without you.
You're our voice, Maya.
I'm sorry.
Dolittle? Huh! More like Donothing.
Maya, you gotta tell 'em the truth.
( Butch nickers )
( nickers )
Old Red.
Well, it's getting to be about that time, huh?
Well, even though we weren't able to finish the summer up properly,
I want every one of you to know that I believe in each and every one of you.
Now you all might be city folk,
but you got a lot of talent and you got a lot of heart.
That's not something that's too easy to find in folks these days.
Well, y'all take care, you hear?
- We'll see you, Red. - Yeah.
- We'll see you, big fella. - Yeah.
Lay off them burgers, hear? ( chuckles )
Thank you so much. Thank you. I had so much fun.
- God bless you. - Thanks.
- I'm so sorry, Jud. - Oh, don't you worry, sweetie pie.
We'll be just fine.
Drive careful, son.
Lucky: Shotgun. I called it.
Brooklyn: Man, poor Jud.
Did you see the look on his face when we drove off?
Yeah.
I just wish there was something we could have done.
This sucks! You guys are like the coolest friends I've ever had.
Coolest? Or only?
- What? - You know what.
It's time, Maya. Time for you to be a Dolittle again.
I know I'm just a dog, but if they really are your friends,
and if Bo really cares about you, then they'll accept you, no matter who you are,
but only if you accept yourself first.
We need to stop the bus!
- Why? - Because I know how we can save the ranch.
This oughta be good.
We enter the rodeo this weekend, as a team, and win the $50,000 prize.
( scoffs )
Think about it. Clayton has already proven that he can wrangle a steer.
And Tyler has become a pro at the rope now.
And come on. Brooklyn can ride circles around anybody.
Tyler: Yeah, but what about the bull ride? Who's gonna do that?
I saw all your trophies the day I went to go get the blankets in the hut.
You were the best bull rider in the whole state.
Look, Maya. It's too little too late.
I mean, even if I did ride, the rodeo's this weekend.
We'd never be ready in time.
Well, what if I told you we also had a secret weapon,
something that no other ranch has, not even Silver Spurs?
What would that be?
- Me. - ( chuckles )
Tyler: Uh, no offense, Maya,
but I didn't see you do anything special except sing.
My real name isn't Maya Dolores Hanes.
It's Maya Dolittle.
And...
and... I can talk to animals.
Right, and I'm the poster boy for Jenny Craig.
- I'm serious, Clayton! - Brooklyn: I knew you looked familiar.
- I see your dad on the news all the time. - Yes.
And look, I'm sorry I lied to you guys, but I just didn't want you
to look at me like I was some kind of freak or something.
The point is all the animals came to me and they really don't wanna be sold.
They love Durango as much as we do.
And the way I see it, they can tell us exactly what we need to do to win.
( snaps fingers ) Do you know what? That might actually work.
What the heck? I'm in.
If it's gonna help Jud out, I'm with you, girl.
Time to cowboy up, everybody!
- ( all laughing, cheering ) - Let's do it! Whoo!
Yeah! Yeah!
So, what do you think, Bo?
Look, I'm sorry I lied to you, but it was just because I liked you.
Out of all the time that we spent together
and all the things that we said to one another,
you wait until now to tell me that you can talk to animals.
Look, back home I was considered a weirdo,
and that's why my mom sent me here, so I could make a fresh start.
It may have taken me a little longer than it probably should have but...
Hey, wait. If you let me finish,
there's something else that I'd like to ask you.
Do you have any idea how cool that is?
Look, I'll understand if you...
Wait. What did you say?
I said that that's just about the coolest thing that I've ever heard.
I mean, I've practically spent my whole life
wishing that I could talk to animals, and you can.
I hate to say I told you so.
So wait, wait. So you're not mad?
Mad? No.
Sweetie, come here.
( sighs ) Now why would I be mad?
I mean, other than the fact that, you know,
I have to ride this 2,000-pound animal that wants to kill me, I mean...
( both chuckle )
I mean, no, I'm not. I'm cool. I'm good.
- Come on. We've got a meeting that we've gotta interrupt. - Cool.
( thunderclap )
( men chattering )
All I need is a signature, Jud.
Here you go, Jud. You can keep it if you like, as a souvenir.
Dad, wait. Don't sign anything.
Now hold on, tiger. Your daddy's just about to finish some business.
No, you hold your horses, Walter.
Sounds like my son needs to speak to me.
What's going on? What you two doing here?
What brings y'all over here?
Speak up.
I'm not who you think I am, Jud.
Oh, I know just who you are, Miss Dolittle.
- What, you mean you've known it all this time? - Mm-hmm.
- Why didn't you say anything? - I figured you'd tell us when you got good and ready.
Well, I'm ready now. We all want to enter the rodeo
as a team and win the prize money.
- ( chuckles ) - Look, I can get all the animals to cooperate.
If, of course, you don't sell them...
And you promise to let them stay.
And just who are we gonna get to ride a bull for eight seconds, huh? Tell me that.
Uh-uh. Nope.
That is not gonna happen.
We've been over this a hundred times before.
The doctor said if you take one more fall like you did last time,
you might never walk again. No, sir.
No. Not gonna happen.
- I'm not willing to take that risk. - But I am, okay?
- Bo... - Look, it's my life, Dad, and it's my choice.
And I've made it, okay? Look, I'm not gonna let them take the ranch from us.
- Pops. - Hmm?
I'm gonna get on that bull,
and I am not coming off...
until that bell rings.
- Whoa! - ( all groaning )
I see the gang's all here.
Okay.
We can do this, Jud.
Together.
As a team.
Just like you taught us on the cattle drive.
Oh, what the hey.
At the very least, it'll sure put Walter's shorts in a bunch.
- Oh! - Yes!
Gentlemen, it seems there's been a change of plans.
I'll see you at the rodeo. Looks like I got myself a team.
But, Jud, I mean...
( whistling )
Jud: I know the way out.
( groans )
Bo: Move it, Brooklyn!
The only thing that's gonna hurt you is the ground.
- 29 seconds. - Is that good?
The winning time is 13.
( Butch whinnying )
Wait. Wait here a second. I got an idea.
Remember when you said you owed me one?
- I'm taking you up on that offer. - What do you mean?
I mean, you're the biggest and strongest horse out here.
If we have any shot of winning the rodeo,
we need you to let Tyler and Brooklyn ride you in their events.
You mean me, an untamed stallion, in a real rodeo?
I would be honored.
( grunts )
( groans )
Lord, I hope that's mud.
Hey, beefcake, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
What's he saying?
He's just giving a little constructive criticism,
but he says you're doing great.
( farting )
Like that.
Okay, you try.
♪ You know that I play chicken with the train ♪
♪ Play chicken with a train, train uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh ♪
♪ Hold 'em up, here we go all the hicks and chicks feel the flow ♪
♪ Big black train comin' round the bend ♪
I think you should walk like a man.
Well, a lot of good that does me. I'm a rooster, remember?
Bo: Come on, Tyler! You can do it!
I did it!
Come on. Puff that chest out.
Put your shoulders back.
( crowing )
You know what I'm talking about.
He said ease up on the reins and stay back on your saddle!
Until he wants to throw, and then he should shift his weight forward.
- Until you wanna throw, and then shift your weight forward! - Tell him to speed up.
- Come on! Your calf wants you to speed up. - Forget that.
Tell the stupid calf to slow down.
( screams )
( screaming )
Oof!
And on a personal note, I would think twice before calling a calf stupid.
Can't argue with you there.
Maya: Left, left, left, right, left.
I don't care if you think it's true. You'll be cowboys when you're through
All: We don't care if you think it's true.
We'll be cowboys when we're through.
Maya: I don't care where you've been.
Durango Ranch is gonna win.
All: We don't care where you been.
Durango Ranch is gonna win.
♪ Play chicken with the train play chicken with the train ♪
- Like this? - Oh! Oh.
- Yeah. - Now you know what I'm talking about. Let's go.
Okay, I'm feeling you. ( crowing )
Thanks, girlfriend.
♪ You know that I play chicken with the train ♪
♪ Play chicken with the train, train ♪
♪ Uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh ♪
♪ You know that I play chicken with the train, train ♪
You're awesome. That's great.
Whoo! ( shouts )
- That's it. - Is that good?
Get you some of that
- I could ride that thing. - Yeah, if it's not moving.
Maya: So are you nervous?
A little, I guess.
Why? Are you?
Well, I just don't want anybody to get hurt out there.
I wouldn't worry about it too much. I mean, those guys should be fine.
Yeah, well, it's not them that I'm worried about.
Lucky: Looks like she's about to slip him the old "tongue-arooski."
- No, I wasn't. - Please.
I may be from right here in the good old U.S. of A.,
but trust me, I have been to France plenty of times.
You are one sick puppy, do you know that?
( crowing )
Rise and shine, Durangos! It's winning time! Yeah!
Announcer: Good morning and welcome...
to the Silver Spurs Annual Rodeo!
- Go, Durango! - Today, ladies and gentlemen, we have five teams
- competing in two rounds of rodeo competition. - The Spurs!
Good luck, campers! First up, the longhorn roping event!
- Come on! Hog-tie that little doggie. - ( bell rings )
Oh, looks like it's gonna be close.
Hey, not so tight. I bruise easy.
- Way to go, skip! - Yes! Yes! Yes! I did it.
Next up, it's the big man's event... steer wrestling!
Chip: I'm gonna own you, big boy.
I'll have you know you're looking at a three-time state wrestling champion.
I'll have you know I once shoved a whole box of twinkies in my mouth without swallowing them.
- Announcer: First up, Chip Woodman. - ( bell rings )
( crowd cheering )
- Yes. - And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a new record!
- 5.4 seconds! - Good luck.
- ( bell rings ) - Ah! My eyes!
Go back. You missed your steer!
I don't know if we should give that young man
a hand or a cane.
It's time for some barrel racing.
- ( bell rings ) - ( crowd cheering )
Yeah! Come on!
- Come on, boy. Yeah. - ( bell rings )
Announcer: Coming in with a time of 16 seconds, it's Silver Spurs!
- Beat that. - With pleasure.
Listen, Brooklyn, I know you're not that crazy about me,
and you think I'm some kind of spoiled brat or something,
but I think the way you ride is amazing.
- Thank you. - Now get out there and kick some butt, would you?
- ( bell rings ) - Come on. Let's go!
( crowd cheering )
- Hyah! Hyah! - Come on, Brooklyn! You can do it!
Come on!
Go! Go!
- Bring it in! - Let's go!
- ( bell rings ) - Announcer: Oh, my, 13 seconds!
What a great time from...
Oh, hang on. Looks like we've got a leaner.
- Oh, dang it! - Yes!
A bad break for the Durangos!
I knew I shouldn't have cut it that close.
Leaves them in fourth place.
- Ow! - No, it's okay. You did great.
Announcer: Despite Silver Spurs having a slight lead,
the championship is still wide open
as we move into the second to last event
- before everybody's favorite, the bull ride! - Come on.
Durangos, everybody, huddle up. Come on. Come on, now.
Look, we can still win this if we go into the bull ride and be the second or third place, okay?
- But we're in last right now. - Yeah.
- We're only 20 points away from being in second. - Look, if we win every event
from here on in, the money's ours.
Come on now. Put it in together, everybody.
Durango on three. Durango on three, everybody.
- One, two, three! - Durango!
- Hey, guys. - ( cows mooing )
Look, I just wanted to give you a little heads up.
I heard the Silver Spurs is planning on having veal to celebrate.
- What's veal? - You are, man.
- ( bell rings ) - ( pop music playing )
- Yeah! - Come here!
Come on! Come on!
- Yeah! Oh, yeah! - Man!
Longhorn: Aw, forget this. I'm nobody's main course, pal.
One down, two to go.
- Hey. - Hey. You talk to the steer?
- No, but I have a plan. - Okay.
- Now I want you to close your eyes. - Yeah, all right.
- And I want you to picture doughnuts. - Mmm.
But not just any doughnuts... glazed doughnuts.
- Oh. - And not just any glazed doughnuts.
Fresh, hot-out-of-the-oven, glazed doughnuts.
Oh. Now you are speaking my language.
And most importantly, I want you to picture
those hot glazed doughnuts on the horns of this steer.
- ( bellows ) - Whoa. Okay, let me at him.
- ( bell rings ) - Come here, doughnuts. I got you!
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we have a new record!
- 3.4 seconds! - Oh, man!
- Let's give it up for Clayton Taylor! - Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
Note to self. Definitely do not steal their doughnuts either.
Announcer: Looks like it's time
for some barrel racing.
Give our teams a round of applause
as they enter the ring in order of the standings.
( Brooklyn groans )
Come on!
Hey, what's the matter?
It's my hand. I think I busted it up.
Okay, well, just let me take a look at it.
Just be careful 'cause it really hurts.
Maya: Let me try something.
Ow, Maya, God! That really hurt!
Can she ride?
No. It's definitely broken.
It's okay, guys. It's over, though.
- Team Durango, you have one minute to mount your horse. - I'm sorry.
No, it's not. Not yet, anyway.
- Maya, what are you doing? - Yeah, what are you doing?
- Welcome aboard. - Thanks. What does it look like I'm doing?
But you haven't even trained for this event.
Look, you said the hardest part of barrel racing is the ground,
so I just won't hit it.
All right.
I'll go tell them we have another rider.
Just hold on tight and I'll take care of the rest.
Sounds like a plan. Come on. Let's go.
Pay attention and don't fall off or you'll be dead.
Wait, you just joking, right?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Brooklyn Webster
is a scratch with a broken hand.
- Mom. - Yo, Maya?
- You don't have to do this, you know. - Yes, I do.
If it was me, you would have done the same thing.
I gotta apologize for being such a jerk to you all summer.
I guess, I'm not exactly good at getting along with people when I'm jealous of them.
Listen, I want you to go out there. I want you to make us proud.
I got you.
The time to beat is 16 seconds.
Wait, you were just kidding about that whole "die" thing, right? Hello?
- ( bell rings ) - Oh, no!
Come on. Let's go!
Go, Maya!
Come on, Butch!
Okay, take it home, Butch! Take it.
- ( bell rings ) - Announcer: Stop! 15.8 seconds...
- You're awesome! - Thank you.
...for Maya Dolittle.
Oh, my! What a comeback for the Durangos!
With that win, they move into second place in the overall standing
with just one event to go.
That's right, folks, it's time for the bull ride!
- ( bellowing ) - ( grunts )
Relax, son.
Yeah, tell that to him.
- Don't worry, I will. - No. Maya, look.
This is something that I need to do on my own, okay?
Come on, boy!
( bellows )
Ride him.
Announcer: Six seconds, folks. Not bad.
- And now the highly anticipated... - Dang it!
...comeback ride of Bo Jones!
This is for the whole enchilada, folks! Talk about pressure.
Bull: Prepare to meet your maker.
Um, are you sure you don't want me to talk to him?
Why? Did he say something?
Nothing you wanna hear.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you again.
He said, "Prepare to meet your maker," but he said it in a nice way.
Great. I feel better now.
Stay on.
Yeah! Stay on!
- ( groans ) - Bo!
- Jud: Bo? - ( bellows )
- ( groaning ) - Get up, son!
Get up, Bo! Get up!
Come on, guys. Let's go.
Get up, son.
Bo? Wake up, Bo. Come on, son.
- Tyler: Is he all right? - Bo? Come on, Bo.
Wake up, son.
Announcer: It's official, folks.
Bo Jones managed to stay on for the full eight seconds!
- You hear that, Bo? - ( groans )
Jud: Son?
Not bad for a has-been, huh?
( laughing )
- Help him up, Clayton. - Come on!
( crowd cheering )
Announcer: And that means the winner of the $50,000
first prize is Jud Jones!
Yeah!
I wanna see a replay.
- Whoo-hoo! - Maya: Yes!
Durango!
Ow! Ow!
It just wouldn't be our style to go out any other way, would it?
Jud: Let me hear it on three. Durango on three.
- One, two, three. - Durango!
( chickens clucking )
Cogburn: All right, ladies, I'll see you in a second.
I'm just gonna step out for some fresh air.
( to himself ) I've still got it.
- Hoo-hoo! - ( chuckles )
- So, Bo. - Yes.
- Where are we going? - It wouldn't be a surprise if I told you where we're going.
I just wanted to thank you properly for helping us save the ranch.
You're welcome.
One second, sweetie.
Thank you.
Wait.
You're welcome.
Did I ever tell you I've got a lot of other things to thank you for?
Come on.
Wait. Where is everybody anyway?
All: Surprise!
( all cheering )
Oh, my God! It's my birthday party. I completely forgot!
Okay, who are you and what have you done with Maya?
- Happy birthday, girl! - Oh, thank you so much.
- Happy birthday. - Thank you.
- Happy birthday! - Thank you.
Oh, Mommy. Thank you so much.
Oh, happy birthday.
I didn't do it all myself. I had a little help from your friends.
- ( both scream ) - Oh, my gosh!
- This is way better than any boat. - I know, right.
I missed you!
As soon as you two are done shrieking, some folks would like a word with you.
- Wait, I'll be right back. - Okay.
You know, you look the same as you did when you were 16.
Thanks. And thanks for taking care of my little girl.
No. Actually, it's kind of funny.
I think she's the one that's been taking care of us.
Hey.
Maya, for what you did, this is our way of saying thanks.
We'd have gotten you a gift, but we're broke.
Please, I should be thanking you guys.
We couldn't have done it without you.
Oh, come on. Go on. Enjoy your party. You deserve it.
All right. I'll see you guys later.
- Bye, Maya. - And Maya, thanks for helping me find my mojo.
( country music playing )
♪ You can give me a little rock and roll ♪
♪ Or even a waltz with the lights down low ♪
♪ I'll still be dancin' when they close the door ♪
Tell me something I don't know.
♪ Well, I've been cooped up all week long ♪
♪ I've been working my fingers to the bone ♪
♪ It's girls' night out ♪
♪ Honey, there ain't no doubt ♪
♪ I'm gonna dance every dance till the boys go home ♪
♪ Well, it's my night to rock no watching that ol' clock ♪
♪ Oh, ain't no doubt... ♪
( Lucky narrating ) And so our story ends.
Well, not really.
You see, Bo is up to see Maya
every weekend from Stanford.
Brooklyn and Maya talk every day. Go figure, huh?
Tyler's coming back to Durango next year to teach roping.
And Clayton... Well, Clayton lost his baby fat
and he's now considered quite the catch with the ladies.
The important thing is Maya's doing great,
happy to be exactly who she is...
a Dolittle.
As for me, I'm still the old dog I've always been.
Only now I got a country gal,
who I like to visit when the city babes get me down.
City babes? You and me are gonna have to have a talk, Lucky Dolittle.
Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.
♪ Let's get this party started we'll get crazy tonight ♪
♪ My folks is by my side we gonna ride, ride ♪
♪ All my people holla we gonna get it loud ♪
♪ We gonna tear it up we gettin' high, high ♪
( rapping indistinctly )
- ♪ 'Cause her body's callin' ♪ - ♪ True ♪
- ♪ Club's overflowin' ♪ - ♪ True ♪
♪ Big guns are smokin' we gonna get open feel that groove ♪
♪ Let's get this party started we'll get crazy tonight ♪
♪ My folks is by my side we gonna ride, ride ♪
♪ All my people holla we gonna get it loud ♪
♪ We gonna tear it up we gettin' high, high ♪
( rapping indistinctly )
- ♪ 'Cause her body's callin' ♪ - ♪ True ♪
- ♪ Club's overflowin' ♪ - ♪ True ♪
♪ Big guns are smokin' we gonna get open feel that groove ♪
♪ Let's get this party started we'll get crazy tonight ♪
♪ My folks is by my side we gonna ride, ride ♪
♪ All my people holla we gonna get it loud ♪
♪ We gonna tear it up we gettin' high, high ♪
( rapping indistinctly )
- ♪ 'Cause her body's callin' ♪ - ♪ True ♪
- ♪ Club's overflowin' ♪ - ♪ True ♪
♪ Big guns are smokin' we gonna get open feel that groove ♪
♪ Let's get this party started we'll get crazy tonight ♪
♪ My folks is by my side we gonna ride, ride ♪
♪ All my people holla we gonna get it loud ♪
♪ We gonna tear it up we gettin' high, high ♪
( music playing )