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I saw a strange dream.
It's Friday, we are in the hospital
not a hospital though. It is a forest...
And I know this because,
your side is a bear and a little over a stream.
And suddenly you begin to give rise and I can not get into.
But the bear can...
And soon I see that holds the hands of our beautiful baby boy!
And here is where it gets really weird dream...
Intersects with the teeth of the umbilical cord,
and I do not seem to be annoyed.
This should be a good sign!
The Theodore I liked, but remember that article I had shown,
saying that we should not give our children the names of famous people?
I do not want to think that it failed if not do something...
...Arthur! The Arthur is good.
There is the myth of the Round Table...
But there's a word game
which is not very flattering to the name Arthur.
And then we come to Casey.
Where is the list of names like...
Casey, Dylan Jordan, Tyler and Skailer...
which are all girls names.
If so the call through Sydney.
I try to leave Atlanta. In Denver there is more bread
There is an underground conspiracy government.
So?
There has been much buzz and discussion forums.
Wait a minute, to answer my phone. Hi darling.
Hi. -Did you get my message?
I got it and I heard around the waist.
I went for a break.
Look, I would not like to think that arbitrarily rejected these names...
You can see them for yourself...
But it is a great decision to take.
Yes, I see than you take very seriously the whole issue.
I have not told me yet... What direction?
Armani!
I call my wife... no no... The driver is my baby.
Listen, just arrived at the airport... I gotta go...
Bye, love you and I can not wait to meet!
Goodbye, I love you... have a nice flight!
I hit the car! I plucked out the door!
Sorry... Tell me first, he hit anyone?
I have a limo. You have not heard of the protocol at the airport?
Set... This is serious damage... That is nothing!
Are you okay? Sorry for my friend... I think it is drunk.
And you look a bit... Does pinate together?
You can not say that... we drank a half a dozen beers we shared.
You know something? My father used to say... when your day starts so...
then all will be like a huge uphill afterwards.
This is wrong...
Normally they say that everything is like a downhill.
But everybody wants to be over... no one wants to be down.
So say it is an uphill.
Yes, but it's easier to be a downhill...
So your dad had no idea!
Selby? Are you okay?
A happy man! We take care of myself!
Excuse me sir, but you can lift my suitcases?
No, because they say that you should never,
to grab their luggage in a foreign airport.
Pick them yourself.
Checking baggage!
In your owns this bag? -Is there a problem?
Can I look at the fast? -Yes, yes... course.
What magazine is this? Very cute.
This is not mine.
But is your bag...
Bingo!
This is definitely not mine!
Not mine this bag... Mistook her before with...
Pack your own suitcase sir?
Yes, but not this bag. I never did my drugs.
Maybe carry drugs...
You look like someone carrying drugs?
I do not know what they look like they carry drugs...
What to say... You're the expert?
What do you say? That's the look like me?
Who said that?
Your eyes! Your eyes say...
My eyes? Eyes say something that says my mouth?
I do not think you look like...
You could not stir things so much... I?
Tempelakos you... eh?
Your behavior is inappropriate!
I have been told many things about my behavior... but not so!
My God! Look Sunny! Very posh. As you are in paradise!
Well are you serious? Not see that anyone sitting here?
Excuse me.
Hi! What are you doing? What brings you to the A position?
The ticket is closed!
I was in tourism,
but the seat belt was broken, and brought him to the A position.
Do not tell me...
I was lucky. Nice to see you!
You know what? I think I accidentally took the bag before you.
I know.
The bag I was seized, along with a pipe for marijuana had.
What I had for medical purposes... I have glaucoma.
Yes convinced us...
Ladies and gentlemen we are ready for takeoff.
Please turn off all electronic devices,
if you have laptop, place it in the cupboard above.
Thank you very much. Good flight.
Dude? -Yes?
They notice. We need to hang it.
We need to hang up. -I'll go.
Know why you should hang up?
Because terrorists often use the time off their mobile
to activate a bomb located in the luggage down.
Be not say this word? -What for? Terrorist or bomb?
Just said together the two words you should never say on board.
I understand but we must understand that...
Stop talking and just listen.
You should not say words that make others to scare.
Just trying to...
This is not right...
You and your friend can get in front of the plane?
My friend?
Excuse me...
Listen.
This Karagiozi I have not ever seen in my life.
This is not true, we exchanged our bags at the airport.
This was accidental!
Lord! I'm Federal Agent.
Please come to the front of the airplane.
What Why?
Let down your device. -Is my phone.
Throw down the device eh asshole!
What you gonna do shoot me in front of everyone?
Do not worry. It hurt. It is a rubber ball.
I have good news Mr Hyman. They found your luggage on board.
Good.
Unfortunately, the aircraft travels over the Kansas now.
But I have your mobile phone.
You can now sign here. Is your release.
Yes... for you will not sue?
He says he did so according to the laws of the state.
Yes. Sure.
If you write your address to send you your luggage.
No. Leave to go to LA Airport,
and will I get when I get there myself.
When is the next flight?
In no time, but you can not get it.
Why?
Because you're on the blacklist of airlines.
Why?
This explains here. Both you and your friend.
Who?
The gentleman who just interrogated.
I've never seen this asshole in my life.
Really? He again had only good things to say about you.
This is ridiculous! -No matter...
My wife is pregnant! Need to go back to LA
This is a big misunderstanding. What do I do now?
Have you seen the movie Forrest Gump?
Yes.
He crossed our country running, and it was stupid!
So I think it will succeed too.
You are free to leave.
What exactly happens?
Probably the paraleo... We can handle it.
But unfortunately I can not fly to come.
What did you do? Beat someone?
No! I was calm and logical...
Sometimes drifting!
How are you coming home?
I plan...
And my plan unfolded slowly as my wallet travels to LA
What?
Yes, and I try to exhaust all means available to it...
In looking everywhere!
Stay away from me! All causes me trouble.
I found something that belongs to you.
Honey may have found a solution... I'll call you later.
Peter?
You have my stuff?
'Rpaxa this before I put handcuffs.
The monkey? Got my wallet?
I saw no wallet?
Where is my bag?
I saw your bag,
but I could not get it because my hands were full with the monkey...
What car did you?
I did not get the car because I am not driving, because it is my bag...
Shit...
Yes... Thanks for your doll.
Want to come with us?
No! Well I'm... Not crazy for the dogs...
I know I did not start well...
But I see that I have great character when I know.
Yes I'm sure...
I have 90 friends on facebook.
12 of them are outstanding, but I have 90 friends!
Cover the costs of your
and I will pay back when we get to Hollywood.
In LA!
What?
It is called Hollywood, but Los Angeles!
I once again go to Hollywood.
What is your name?
Peter.
I am Ethan Tremblay.
And this little guy here is Sunny.
It was a great honor to come with us. Come on! It is fun!
The screwed! Plakitsa did! Come inside!
Strange is the life, eh?
Do you have siblings? -No.
Got dog? -No.
Let me ask you... What is your favorite color?
Blue.
What's good... Mine is green!
Do you like hotdogs? -Yes.
I like the sausages with a crust outside.
One time I ate a huge sausage at a nudist beach,
and will not do it again.
At what age were you when you lost your virginity?.
We will not discuss this with you!
I was 9. -My God!
Very good girl! Good girl... He had freckles remember.
I have a headache. Not your fault, but that the press too long.
My wife and I will get a baby. Friday.
That's why I bought the monkey.
Seriously?
Yes... We do caesarean...
So you see...
I understand! I would meet a manager in Holllywood,
and my good luck canceled our appointment.
Are you an actor?
Yes... And you know... I would like to took a look at...
Watch out!
Sorry.
Look at this.
Ok, But you having the eyes to the street.
It's pictures.
Here I look hard, but I have a gun just for peacekeeping purposes.
Interesting
This one is a favorite of my father.
He says it shows my real self.
I agree with him.
What are these?
Here I sit in a gang, construction worker, and...
...and Professor nerd? -No! I make Malcolm X!
He thinks he is a man! The chazoulis!
Peter, what a bore in Atlanta? Job or wellbeing?
Job...
What kind of job?
Architecture.
And how did you and dealt with the work of architecture?
I went to college.
You have nothing else to ask why I try to...
Well because it will travel together for a few days
and was not bad to know each other better.
Well... Ethan. What brought on in Atlanta? Business or pleasure?
My dad died. I went to Atlanta for his funeral.
Oh, my God. Sorry.
It was a very nice man. So I go and west...
He gave me the motivation to go on television.
On TV? -Yes.
It is very hard space of television. Very competitive.
I have a friend who works in this area...
Do you work for the serial: Two and a half man?
Because of this serial because I wanted to become an actress.
Especially because of the second season.
Listen to the project. We are located outside of Birmingham.
Because we started late morning we get out of Louisiana...
after 16 hours we will be near Phoenix, Arizona...
and then we are 8 hours from LA
It would be nice if we stop at the Grand Canyon.
I will not go to the Grand Canyon! And I'll tell you why.
Because you will get 120 miles off course
Too bad. My dad would love to go to the Grand Canyon.
Why is this?
This is my dad. The ashes.
Why is your father's ashes in a box of coffee, Ethan?
Since Peter is dead!
I know that.
Oh well, do not watch each other when speaking?
Just know that we put the ashes in a urn.
This is tightly closed.
Ethan took the lid when you threw the coffee and put your father through...
Now it is vacuum sealed box.
This is the most stupid thing I've heard in my life!
It had to come here. I'm allergic to waffles.
Come Sunny. Thanks.
We will make a brief stop in Birmingham.
Basically, our next stop will be much farther away.
It is 10 minutes away and stop-pull for a few seconds...
But why stop in Birmingham, Alabama;
We must not procrastinate.
Why I left my medication in the treatment plane.
Wait! What I mean your grass?
Peter is a medical marijuana.
No is grass.
Why should you bring disaster ever?
Not to bring, and is grass!
Just say that we do not want to stop and buy drugs! Does it matter?
Look... I will not say this now, but it forced me!
Guess who rented the car? Me!
Guess who has the money? Me!
Guess who has a pleasant personality? Me!
How about you?
You have nice hair and chin voluntarily,
but allowed me to tell you...
need to build your character!
So you want to go to California or not?
Yes I do. -Great! Keep Dad!
I got him.
Opening hours are like traveling with a toddler!
Did you go the toilet?
Well to tell! Tsisakia'm going to do!
Peter?
You will not believe this, but I'm on the road!
How is it possible? -He left me to talk to her.
With a guy... please stop...
With a guy I met in the office rental cab.
I drive 2000 miles with a guy who just met me?
Say hello to...
Sarah? I'm Ethan Trimble, and travel with Peter. What are you doing?
Well I am, you?,
Well well... Just wanted to inform you that I pack your
to be in perfect condition, and how will I deliver as Thursday.
Thank you.
Sarah would like to ask you one more thing. Do you know any good hairdresser
because I do perm and I would like to soulouposo just my hair.
Sorry, you said that you do perms?
Yes, perm, I do my hair curly...
It sucks!
Can I talk to my husband?
Yes of course. Wait.
He wants to talk to you. -I know.
You know what I have to do?
Oh my God...
Yes like you say...
Do not worry. -Do not worry.
It is a legal practitioner. I found on the internet.
Who is it?
Fantastic...
Hi, I'm Ethan, I phoned earlier.
Ends in two minutes to go.
Hello.
You came very quickly.
Yes we were close. I am Ethan from here Peter.
Are you a cop?
Why not licensed pharmacist?
Just look a caretaker.
And so you know you're a cop and ask
You have to admit it.
This in fact is a myth. But I'm not anyway.
It is an architect.
I am an architect when...
Wait a minute... It is a myth? You kidding me? I did not know it.
You're too scary.
Come on in Ethan. The pharmacy is in the kitchen.
Peter, you can watch my kids as we... You know...
Hurry up. -Yes.
Who are you?
I'm Peter.
I'm Alex, and here Patrick.
Good. Alex? Your mother gave you boyish name.
What do you mean?
The Alex is boyish name...
As you know your mom have screwed up.
Sorry, my hand slipped.
Once I got it. It's a mixture that comes from Afghanistan.
Not crazy about mixing. I feel they lose something in the taste.
Go crazy with this variety.
She has perfect body, and smells like a dream!
This is Barry. I rent a room.
Hey Barry, what are you doing? I'm Ethan.
Let me tell you... In the room I see something on TV.
It is open. You just have to press the menu button.
Nice perm has a bar. You did a great job.
Thank you very much, but it is not perm it is natural.
Nobody do perms anymore. Do not tell me that you've done?
Yes I did.
My God. Kidding.
Who did?
Just Kidding. There is perm.
Excuse me?
It is not perm it. I was joking before.
Deceive them both.
It was. Very funny!
From where are you?
From LA
There you go now?
Could you take with you?
No, but there is a body called the Protection of Children...
What is it? -This is a tie?
You have never seen in your life tie?
Why did you wear? -Why do so.
Shows stupid.
It is not, and under your hands!
Stop to do this.
Please stop.
I do not. The blame Reggie.
Then maybe it would be better to get Reggie a nap.
Stop! No kidding!
Well are you buddy?
What?
Nothing!
So bravo...
Now come to me and say,
Don Corleone awarded me justice...
...but you do not have the decency to call me Godfather...
and come to my house the day of the marriage of my daughter...
and ask me to kill someone for a fee...
But this is not justice!
That was incredible! I shudder.
Especially in the second paragraph you say that the murder...
You are very good Ethan.
I worked very much hand movement to accomplish this result.
You wrote the text?
No. One of the mafia wrote.
I was glad to meet you...
Do as if nothing was wrong. Otherwise I will hit you again!
Ready? -Yes! Let's go!
How was it? Your well-behaved?
More or less yes.
Good. They are good guys.
We're okay?
See you. Good luck with your acting career!
...The first thing to do with any actor...
preparing for the role, is to read the...
scene many times before pretend. To read the full...
material, if possible throughout the script. And then...
Hey. Hollywood.
What did you say?
Your card is not valid.
Oh, my God. -Never mind...
You know what? Have to pass the threshold when I rented this car.
Never mind... We will pay cash. How are you?
About $ 60.
You are left only $ 60?
Yes.
How much spend on marijuana? In your medicine?
I'm not sure. About $ 200.
$ 200?. And left only 60 for petrol food and housing?
It is the only dealer in the area. It has its own prices.
What was going through your mind when you wasted...
almost all our money on drugs.
I do not think I would have trouble following.
What were you thinking?
Peter I am not an accountant nor a Jew.
Are you an adult?
Obviously I'm an adult. I am 23 years old.
You're the most irresponsible 23 year old I've ever met.
How do you live so long?
How and did not throw yourself in front of a car so far?
I did that.
How to survive? Here is my question.
I guess I was lucky.
Yes... The imagined. Get off the waist.
For God's sake Peter. -The paint we have Ethan.
Why do you say that?
Why spend all our money on marijuana.
A small barrier is...
You know what? Would call the woman...
send me my money. That will do.
I can not send you because you have no identity.
You're right. We will send to you. You see...?
So an adult solves a problem.
I said I was lucky.
Get in the car.
In a leptaki. I want to get an ad for my album.
How do you write your name?
T-r-e-m-p-l-e-j.
Ready. $ 500 to Ethan Tremblay.
I just want to see an identity.
Here you are.
You told me that you say Tremblay. Here he writes Ethan Chase.
He is right...
What do you mean?
Ethan Tremblay is my artistic name.
I am an actress. -The art you?
What is your real name?
Ethan Chase. But it sounds very artistic.
The Ethan Chase sounds very artistic.
The Tremblay is miserable. In a confusing,
it appears that someone invented.
Yes, I invented it.
Ethan know that you invented. It's your artistic name.
Why did you give my wife to send money to your artistic name?
I did not think. Trying to connect to my new name.
Guys, want to talk it out.
Got something else on you to write your real name?
Yes yes. I have my mind?
It has two names...
Fantastic.
What the hell is this?
It...
It's identity.
Is photo ID.
I can not accept.
Why?
Why is a photo of yourself.
Anyone can make one and write on it the name it wants.
Yes, but why get into all this trouble for $ 500 only?
I do not know why. But I know that it is likely that he did.
So now we have to call my wife to mother to go...
back to the bank and send money to send the correct name.
Exactly.
Only you have to do tomorrow, they will finish in 5 minutes.
It is still 6.35, sir.
You're going to play my boss? With checks what time I leave?
I say close to 5 minutes.
I booked the Tsilis to be with my friends.
Have you booked?
If you think about it, very smart thing to do.
What? I think if you look at me so I fear?
Why not do your job eh Vlahos?
Do dreams palioaderfara.
Wait a minute. Excuse me. Peter.
I apologize for my friend, but we need the money...
go to Avenue A is present at the birth of his firstborn child.
What a sweet story. You know who I was when my daughter was born?
In Tsilis?
In Iraq. Call the sergeant to tell me and...
dakryvrechti to your story? will certainly upset...
Now in closing? Will not be late too?
It is sarcastic, Ethan. And shows us...
To understand that is tough veteran.
Rather it is and half after a bombing that took place...
How dare you?
Well you did.
Not going well...
Now you did for the good.
The fucked her? I fucked her on?
Spit on your window.
Let go? -Yes.
Hey, buddy.
What you said to me just now?
Sorry I did not know...
Did not you know that I am paralyzed? -That you are paralyzed.
But how can you know?
Indeed, how to know? Sorry... You know?
That's my fault. I had a very bad day.
The day you were ugly?
Just going to deteriorate even further.
Better to hide it.
This must hurt.
Did I have good moves?
I'll fuck her for good.
This move I call cart
Wait a minute.
Where are you going?
He called the police.
Fuck the police. Look. Here comes the train.
It's time to finish... Tsilis to go to and find my friends...
Are you okay my friend?
Do not call me that... A friend helps
his friend when the attack.
Peter man was paralyzed.
Please call me or Mr Peter Hyman, and I'll call you Mr. Chase.
Unless, and this identity card is fake.
Let's leave it better... Neither actor you're not normal.
What does this mean? What is a regular actor?
A true actor can pretend a role.
Set... Give you a scene to play... Hello.
No. I do not want...
Should...
Ok, I'm Julia Roberts
we're engaged and you have cancer.
Notify me of what happens to you.
Julia Roberts, as you know...
we are engaged... I have cancer.
Terrible.
What?
Sorry, but this is my criticism.
I thought it went very well.
No. I'll give you another chance.
It's Sunday, a league, and you're a career coach...
The group you are losing a lot of points, storm the locker room,
and the way you dismiss the world. It's all or nothing. Go.
I will not never shot such a film.
Yet such a film is shot every two years... Every two years.
Ok kids... We must go out there and try too.
Pol. You do like chick out there. Are you really f chick?
Jackson... Concentrate. Do you sometimes bitch and you?
Let the little sabotage.
Your wife calling and asks you to break.
The wife of a coach?
Yes, calling and called divorce.
Drina Drina.
Yes?
Children will take a while, got my wife. He wants a divorce.
Love me... What did you say? Not...
This is not a good time...
Once I lost my father. Do not leave me and you now.
I do not want to be alone. I miss you very much.
I can not do that.
I got coke, and water...
All right. Thanks.
What is rain. -Do not say anything...
I drove enough for today. I sleep in the car.
And tomorrow we...
Tell me about your father. What job did he do?
Was the official toll. -Seriously?
He had to do then with people. He loved his job.
Every night he returned home,
and laughed at how long was the tail of the chamber,
because he liked to talk to anyone passing by.
You, your dad? Where is it?
I have no idea.
When you saw him last time?
1977.
Yes... I remember, came to my room and said,
Peter I have a very important job for you.
I want you to wake up tomorrow morning at 5.30.
And I enjoyed so much, why do not I ever asked...
do nothing. I did not know if there even for him.
I was so happy. I put the alarm
and almost did not sleep all night, because then I looked at the time.
It's time I went in his room, wake him up...
and I... smiled for the first time.
But I saw that he packs his bags were on the front door.
The got put in the car and left...
It was the last time I saw him.
It's so funny.
My dad would I ever did that. With Lover.
What is that noise?
What noise?
He stopped now.
Please. Resumed.
Oh, that's me. Masturbate.
What Why?
To catch a sleep.
Stop it please... I'm just beside you.
Close your eyes, Peter.
Is closed, but the noise...
Do a little patience.
How long does it take you?
I do not know for now, but it usually takes me 35 minutes.
So only?
Until your dog does.
Sunny. Stop.
Sunny, no. Stop it. Happy dog.
Come here. Aschimomoutro.
Try not to think about. I had to do.
Please... It was unbearable. Unbearable.
Shit. Damn.
Ok... Gathered here before the Lord to kidepsoume...
someone who does not even remember his name.
In Chase, or some Tremblay.
Let rest in peace. Amen.
I would like to tell you sir, how...
were you on the edge of that highway.
You do not fault anything. But your son...
is very difficult man to traveling with him.
In fact I can not understand why...
not the throttle while he was a baby yet.
Net. Have you forgotten something?
No. I went to get coffee and donuts.
I thought you left me.
Not just went to get breakfast to eat...
the road to save time.
And why did you let the things I here?
Why is your property.
What you say makes sense.
Want to ride me? -Yes. It's your turn.
Very good.
I'll put the thing behind you.
Come Sunny.
And I thought that there was no way to let Peter here...
I know we had our disagreements, but they will never leave me.
Of course not. Nor is my car.
Right.
Get in Sunny.
You know spent a lot of my mind.
Why do you want to travel alone?
Did you shower?
Yes.
You know, these places have very good facilities with showers.
This coffee is hot.
Yes. It is hot coffee.
We passed the Mississippi River?
We are in Texas... The Mississippi was...
river that we had when we were in Mississippi.
Too bad. It was a good place to rest my father.
To throw the ashes in the river... and to get to New Orleans.
I sleep a bit, okay?
My father loved jazz music,
and women's breasts.
Snoring last night?
Yes.
Sorry, I sleep deeply. It is a condition...
You have heard that saying, he either did not wake up with an earthquake?
Happened to me once again to be an earthquake and not wake up.
Also once slept at the time...
I took an interview for a job.
I did not sleep at all last night. I'll try to sleep now.
Then I had to masturbate, because I and I...
a tremendous orgasm, and slept like a baby.
Get up.
Ethan. Wake up.
Damn.
I do not feel my legs. My God.
What happened?
Please take a look at the contract...
How well, covered by insurance.
Stay away from me. -Are you okay?
I'm okay? You look good?
I have a broken hand
Three cracked ribs and 7 stitches in my arm.
I made this for an answer? No, I'm not well.
Peter, I am very sorry. -This tells me nothing.
I ended ruin you, nor scratch.
Yes, but doctors said that due to...
that was cool because I slept deeply.
I told you sleep deeply...
Yes, tell me... But I told you that doctors...
that there is a catch to sleep at the wheel?
I tried to rest my eyes for me.
But the next time and you, being more relaxed.
Who is he?
This is a true friend, came to pick me up from Dallas.
Well, you sit in front.
No, no. It came to get U.S., but with company.
Incidentally, I was very pleased.
And I have my own conscience, allow me...
tell you why I will not get us.
It is because of you because I was kicked out of...
the plane and shot a cop...
It is because as passive and...
I looked as a break in the wood a paralyzed...
And it is because nearly kill me,
the most important week of my life...
I leave here, for a much more important reason.
I hate what you with all my soul.
I've heard it, and try to fix it.
Good. Now listen, too. Do not go to Hollywood.
The streets are made of gold,
but from the corpses as stupid as you think...
to go there and catch the good...
Try to avoid it.
That said Shakespeare. Have you heard?
Yes I have heard. He was a famous pirate.
Which incidentally named Saixpirogeni.
'To give you a friendly advice...
Nobody calls it that Hollywood did not make it there.
This is news to me.
Sunny... Sure I will miss you, old aschimomouriko shit.
In my 23 years never...
Let's go apo'do... -What the hell?
Thank you very much for coming.
It does nothing... Who is he yelling?
None. Never a concern. -Are you sure...
It is pure trouble. -Shows very sad.
And spat and his dog.
The spat it out... I did this because it irritated...
I'm good. Let's go. -What? Will leave him there?
Trust me... I know what I do.
Peter, I know how many years?
20 years.
20 years... and believe me, you do not want to play...
the karma when you wait and child...
Do what it takes to solve the misunderstanding that got him.
Trust me.
Hollywood, come here.
You see what I can do?
Relax a little.
Are you ready to apologize?
What? 'De fuck. Let go.
Pete. Relax.
First of all I regret that I spat the Sunny.
I did not understand how to channel it.
If you come with me to LA needs to put some rules.
1st, if I make even a question,
will skylovriso, so do not do that. Got it?
Yes
2nd, if you catch a sleep for some reason
unless of course it is night and you're in a bed
I will eviscerate. Got it?
Yes...
3rd, if you are allergic to waffles, then do not eat waffles!
Then, do not you go and a restaurant that makes waffles!
Shut up! -Calm...
Take the things you, Mr climb in the back!
Keep the Sunny.
No! So grasp my hands the dog would tear in two!
Make sure to go to a doctor did it before worse...
...and due to the excluded and the two fly from LA to
Are you serious? -Yes! and then worsened...
I think he has a problem! It went soft in front of me?
What? Kidding me? -No, really I say, he did!
This ditch is in front of us?
Yes!
Would you...? -Absolutely!
Sanidose it!
Ethan you are well?
Yes, what happened?
The next time you're more relaxed...
He and the other way! -Seriously? Come again.
We can get your car...
No problem... Anyway I will have my truck.
It will bring back the post...
There is no reason... I'll be in LA Friday.
What would you do in LA on Friday?
We will not lose anything with the birth of your baby man...
Too bad it does cesarean Sarah.
It was so perfect body. Flawless!
Who do you know that we do caesarean?
He said the same! Want coffee?
Yes!
What happens? -What do you mean?
How has so many stories to tell about your wife?
It was the old couple in college? -Yes, but that was 20 years ago.
Yes, but do not you see?
This guy is like podos-fairistis, handsome, charming...
They do not understand.
He has beautiful hands! You see his hands?
I think that something is going on here...
Darryl, we took this photo?
What?
The photograph of Sarah.
When you remove it in February. Not that we were told?
Yes... He said that at a meeting but did not...
...yes we were and started to drink and methame...
...like the good old days... Got a good woman...
In February...
That is, before 9 months?
There I told you not to ask questions?
About 9 months...
Finally came to a name? Told me you're just pushing it.
She told you that? -Yes, we talked via email.
You and the wife You exchange email;
You exchange What else?
Ethan...
Body fluids?
What say?
I do not think... -No... no...
Did you ejaculate? -What?
This happens when the urine you are white.
Ok, I have a new rule... Not allowed to say a word!
This coffee is terrible. It has taste like cat feces.
I think it is very delicious.
And you should!
Ended my own coffee, used by your own.
This was not the coffee! It was the
ashes of the dead father who had put in!
Throw him out! In mousato and his dog... Throw them out!
I understood...
Take out.
My God! I'm so stupid!
Where are the ashes?
Calm down.
Where are the ashes of my father?
Where?
They are there to show you. Look there in the coffee maker.
Set the box, coffee maker... Sit down to empty and it...
Chill...
You can relax?
Never mind... I'll gather myself.
Sorry your father drank.
Never mind...
Are you okay, surely?
Yes, it's pretty crowded box.
The Darryl had three cups of coffee
thus should have left about 8 cups of my father here.
Well...
Fortunately he had good taste.
There was also bad... Could full flavor...
He liked the coffee...
...and turned out to be coffee...
Circles that makes life... -Do not discuss...
Restore your right to ask questions.
Yes?
Start it!
How is your arm? -Not too bad...
Do you think that Darryl slept with your wife?
No.
I think so.
Then why would you lend this beautiful car and so much money...
Why is my friend. So!
Have you ever been to a zoo in San Diego?
I also have a question for you...
How I came to do the last 3 questions?
I thought your wife and Darryl,
and that may have left the pregnant...
If so would like their child as zebra...
Then I thought that I have ever seen in my life... zebra
and that it might be a good idea to go to the zoo
San Diego when we come to California.
No! I've never been to the zoo.
Next question please.
Honey, are you a faithful husband.
I call the West Texas...
Did the other line talking with Darryl?
Or rather...
Tell me more about the wonderful
tokyriako Savva, who spent in San Diego...
It must be very well spent...
So now all the email go to mend things...
If there is something you want to tell me before it's too late
and find myself surprised at the room of confinement
would greatly appreciate it if you erased all...
Call me!
I was right or wrong? -For what?
For Darryl, your wife and the mysterious baby...?
Asleep and left a message...
Fret when you mention this issue,
and would greatly appreciate it if you did...
I bought something to snack on foods... -Yes I saw it.
I want to drive because I can not...
I took vicodin and does not make drivers under the influence.
But so hang on just your eyes or make it sleep,
I will strangle you with your scarf.
I wrap the scarf around your neck and strangle you.
I promise.
It is not too extreme? -Take off your glasses.
Once I bought! I want to wear it for awhile.
It's night and a driver.
You do not like you ever crash into your life!
Take off! -Well!
Soda is this?
Drink up!
You're not my boss!
Drink up!
Well done... nice guy!
Incidentally, only once slept at the wheel!
I'm a big guy, I'm an adult!
I remembered to go to the bathroom before we leave?
These are nice.
The windows do not work!
Block them to stay in the air to mastouroso...
I mastourosei too?
Do you feel stoned?
And then what happened? How to find a solution?
It turned out that the cheese grater was under the mattress.
It's so refined and so full of meaning...
Yes... It is very meaningful.
How do you know this for the serial...
I manage an unofficial site for the series made the last 6 years.
It all started from an internet cafe I went to wash my feet.
What is the name of the site;
It srainingtwoandahalfmen.com
This is exquisite.
I want to revoke the honorary sub-reviews I did for you.
I thank you very much Peter.
Give me a prawn.
Yes.
Thank you.
Give one and Sunny.
We continue to be a freeway?
Peter Relax, and let me!
Are you sure?
You become paranoid. In affected more grass...
Just see a sign that says Mexico border.
Oh my God...
What?
I thought that it wrote Texaco! I wanted to stop for petrol!
Do not worry, no problem. We're fine.
What would you do? What would you say?
I'll go there and tell them that we made a mistake
and would ask that we reverse and go back.
Perfect.
I can not talk, sit straight...
We will not be suspect if you ask something and not respond?
'At all on me...
Leave them all over you...
The policeman looks.
Peter please, hush.
Hello. Something strange happened... go...
Are you a U.S. citizen? -Yes we are.
Both of you? -Yes, of course!
Can I see your passports? -We do not have passports on us.
Something strange happened... did not want to rthoume here...
We got to a wrong turn at some point...
I can do a reversal and go back to the U.S.?
Want to Flip?
Yes, as I said, I made a mistake... We try to go...
What is your friend?
Peter stop...
Why shine your eyes? You did drugs?
No. I have glaucoma.
And your friend is glaucoma?
You have glaucoma?
No, not glaucoma.
And the dog? This also has, why his eyes shine.
Turn off the car and give me the keys.
Wait here.
We have a problem? -No. Everything will be okay.
Give me please the Sunny.
If you ask me something, I'll wet!
Can you give me and the box with the ashes of my father?
What are you doing?
I said I took a wrong exit and ended up here accidentally.
Many times to ask me, this will tell you.
Reminds me of Jason Vourne.
You know you go... You have no identity...
I would like to talk to the American consulate.
I am American and I have rights.
Immediately. -Thanks...
Pedro wants to speak with the consulate.
Hello! Here, American Consulate,
What can I do for you?
This is unacceptable.
Why laugh? The issue is serious. I have rights.
You Americans come illegally in our country
buying drugs and having fun with our women.
I have never heard of American entering illegally into Mexico.
Usually the opposite.
I'm tired of listening to bullshit.
Attempted to pass drugs across international borders.
Things are very serious.
Ok... Sunny Sit there.
Shit!
Stop!
Help!
Step aside.
What the hell?
Take your car to the edge!
I do not speak English!
Sunny Hang! It difficult things!
Ethan?
Wait!
Oh my God! Peter!
Peter are you okay?
With what speed you go?
I'm not sure... In 60 miles I guess.
I had no idea I was going... And then I see you.
But again did not look very familiar...
I know... In recognition of his eyes?
It looked totally insane!
I know! So I put the scarf on and my hair...
You were like a commando! As an Indian warrior!
Thanks.
This will be your new photography.
I fit perfectly!
It hurts too much!
I then give them to me? -Yes
Take it easy. Do not overdo.
Rescue! A daring rescue!
Came back to me! -Yes I did!
That was perfect!
Yes... After I told! In promised.
I told you that I will return home safe and I will.
I'll kiss you. -What?
I'll give you a kiss. -No...
Without saying anything... Stop Peter.
Aidiaaa!
You have many variations at your disposal.
I owe you buddy.
There was no way to have seen my child if you do not save.
I love you man...
And I love you Peter.
My God...
Honey, I ask forgiveness.
You know when I get jealous.
But I told you that I had met down there.
I know. It has nothing to do with you. But with me.
'Köse me. Do not say anything, just listened for awhile.
There will never betray Peter. You know that.
We are a family.
Nothing else matters. The right?
You're right.
Come back home please.
I love you baby. -And I love you.
Ethan wake up.
I wanted to rectify.
I was sure that the people dug that.
No! It is very old, and became over time.
So is the Grand Canyon. Sure.
Peter I have photographic memory, and I remember that...
Ethan, please be outdated. Is the Grand Canyon.
It is the Hoover Dam...
I know that the Hoover Dam built by the pilgrims.
And here you are wrong.
It is a magnificent time.
There was no need to stop.
Never mind. It is a perfect place anyway...
Better to go... Can I do this one another time.
We have a long time. We anticipate to get to LA in the morning.
Relax.
I think we should follow the plan...
I thought it was part of the plan...
What I do not understand?
Ethan, what happens?
Because when I said that it will stop at the Grand Canyon, you said,
Too bad it would be perfect...
And when I said that we had already passed in Mississippi, said
Too bad, my dad loved jazz music and the female breasts.
We have many things to do, and do not want to delay.
I know it's hard to say goodbye...
I did not know your father, but from what I said,
must have been very good man.
Just say you and I suggest...
If you have the power to do this great act... He deserves it.
Come here Sunny.
Dad, I stood like a father.
And I do not know how to handle it without you.
But I know I'll watch from up there.
Dad will make you proud.
I promise.
I love you. Hello to my mom.
Goodbye Dad.
It was fishy man. I adored him. It was like me.
I would like to tell you something that I did feel very bad about it.
I have weight on my chest.
In walked the attitude we had in Louisiana.
What?
I did not intend to go... It was my mistake.
Why did you do that?
Why am I a pig and an asshole, but I try to fix it.
You know something? But returned with donuts.
That says a lot more about you than the fact that he left us.
You're something else! Thank you.
He left a weight off me.
Is there anything I can draw from me too.
Tell me.
I'm not actually 23 years old.
I know. Never mind.
And the other is...
Peter, I have your wallet, and then I had from the beginning.
What? What do you mean?
Peter listen.
Why did you do that?
I saw the plane, and did not want to be myself.
I was very sensitive because of the death of my father.
I did not want to cross the country alone.
Is all here. -Yes.
All the money and all my cards.
Everything I needed those days.
Are you okay? -Go past... What to do?
All right. Thank you Peter. Let's start then.
Get you in Sunny, and lead me.
I'll kill you.
Peter!
Ringing your phone.
Hello, darling. -Peter came hours.
What? -You will not believe it, my water broke.
How? -Who are you?
At the Grand Canyon, come. -What? Told the Grand Canyon?
Mom, is in the Grand Canyon. -Oh...
Who was it? -My wife gives birth.
I thought I would do a caesarean! -Get in the car.
I speak as if... Well well... Let's go.
You will not succeed.
Perfect, will miss the birth of my child.
I manage to get! -Do not say we get, we're not together.
First, in the future... -No, I am first.
Can I speak? -No you can not.
I told you I will break out...
I admit that I have a problem, and I regret that I broke on you.
But I warned you.
Sorry. -Okay.
But in the future, if you go out as friends and quarrel...
Do not hit in the face, do you know what I make my bread.
Even bleed. -Look in the glove box for pharmacy.
Clean up a little yourself.
What is that thing?
He threw...
I can not believe I did that! Sorry Peter. Sorry.
I did not know that it is full. I am ashamed so much. Stop.
No. I will continue, not stop. -Peter step aside.
Why? -I am in shock!
Do not panic!
Oh no... -Yes.
Here it is. -I am very sorry.
Do not worry, we must stop the bleeding.
Come a little, you get the scarf.
To get back? -What the hell are you? Come I told you!
Come, do not move.
Okay, I have. I want to tie, I have only one hand...
Peter, I have to go to hospital. -No hospital will get well.
My God, what have I done! -Stop.
Listen a bit!
Let's do an exercise in acting as we do in the toilet.
You're a sergeant and a soldier I got my promised...
that you will come back soo to my beloved.
Perfect.
Peter vomit... -It's OK buddy...
But to drive.
Soldier! Sit in the back seat!
Do you like gkomenoula! -Perfect!
Do you like? -Yes, go.
Finally decided? -How to decide?
Your son will be born, how would you name him?
I know just to see him. -What do you think about Sunny?
We will not give my child a name my dog masturbates!
Do not listen to Sunny. Depths loves you!
Sunny, no!
Sunny... Sorry!
Return home!
I did it!
The monkey!
Sunny, we return immediately.
I got it.
I have a future father! Where do we go?
Shit! I forgot to leave the window open to get air by Sunny.
The car has no door, Ethan!
See? When working, it gets us nothing!
Okay, go here.
Let soulouposoume a bit. -Good.
Sit draw the eye.
Wear the vest to hide the blood...
I told you how much I like your perm?
Thanks Peter! Look who came back?
Sarah!
Come here. Hello ma'am.
Hide handcuffs! Put the handcuffs in your pocket!
Take the monkey.
Keep pushing.
Sarah? -Peter?
I hear? -Go!
Peter! -Sarah?
Darryl? What the hell?
Who is he?
I do not know! We must go out!
Peter!
From here.
Baby, you came.
Jeez, Peter, are you okay?
Yes, you just lost some blood...
Calm down everyone please! We need to find a hospital.
Who are you?
My name is Ethan Tremblay and I'm the best friend of your husband.
Nice to meet you.
Also! Now! Let's pull this baby from your vagina!
All right.
Get away!
Look at the babies! Look at this baby!
Look at your baby!
Show me, show me!
It's very cute!
It's very nice boy!
It girl.
No.
Yes. Dr. Greene says it has happened.
The ultrasounds are not 100% reliable.
Our little Rosie!
Rosie?
Rosie Hyman... Do not you hear strange?
No. It's a beautiful name!
Sarah said that you liked you.
When you talked to Sarah?
We talked after I cut the umbilical cord.
You cut him?
The living link between mother and child.
I cut him.
No.
Yes.
You?
I kept a little and put it in my wallet.
It's good if you hurt your ankles.
My God!
Ethan, I had dreamed it!
It's crazy...
I saw a strange dream about the current day, where there was a bear...
What?
And the bear was cut with the teeth of the umbilical cord.
If you think the dream came true...
You understand what I mean? -I do not got it... What.?
Forget it... Must be a good sign.
Better to leave you with your family.
I go to meet an agent.
Oh, yes! It's Friday.
I wanted to give you that. Do you have any information for me.
If you ever need someone to babysitting...
You will have an opportunity.
The last days were completely crazy!
Yes, crazy!
We must do it again. Xanadiaschisoume To America.
Okay...
Call me tomorrow to say.
If I can not...
Call me tomorrow to say.
Can I send email. Do not get it wrong...
No, no! A playground is the email.
Say hi, Sunny.
Would you mind if me and Sunny were taking the van?
No, free.
I was very happy Peter.
...And not only...
Thanks.
Ethan? Welcome to Hollywood.
What? You want to come back to talk?
No, just a welcome from the city!
Make sure you call me tomorrow.
I'll call you.
I come!
Please?
Hello, I'm Stu professor.
Are you Jake?
No, I'm the father.
A... Stu I am a teacher.
Indeed... Do you smoke grass?
No Sir! You smell of my cat.
Your cat?
Yes...
You're right. It is very funny!
Do not go mad. I told you that the series made it funny.
Come after the worship!
Survived the hands of... a big difference.
Charlie, here the professor Jake, Stu.
I'm not stoned man... My cat is to blame.
Stu Relax, we're not policemen.
As the clock.
I told him to call after seeing the whole episode.
It revolutionized!
If you tell our daughter the name, you freak!
...Again no thanks.
Do you have a little more grass?
If you pay me $ 9 an hour, I have not!
E... I wanted to say that I have no idea what you talking about!
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