-YEAH!
-[ SINGING IN SPANISH ]
[ TICKING ]
-UM, CAN I CALLYOU TICONA?
IS ITALL RIGHT IF I CALL YOU BYYOUR FIRST NAME?
-NO.
-OKAY.
I CAME HERE BECAUSE I NEED AJOB.
SO IF YOU COULD JUST TYPE MY INFO INTO YOUR COMPUTER,
HELPA BROTHER OUT FIND ME AJOB.
SOMETHING IN UPPER MANAGEMENT WOULD BE GREAT.
I'LL TAKE ANYTHING.
I AM LITERALLY ON THE VERGE
OF HAVING TO MOVE BACK IN WITH MY PARENTS,
AND I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.
-RAYMOND, I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU.
MOVING BACK IN WITH YOUR PARENTS RIGHT NOW
DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SUCH A BAD IDEA.
-IT DOES. IT REALLY DOES SOUND LIKE A BAD IDEATO ME.
-[ SIGHS ]
-I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS
WITHOUT SOUNDING TERRIBLE,
BUTYOU'RE THE WORST GUIDANCE COUNSELOR EVER.
I-I GOT TO GO. I GOT TO GO.
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING.
-LOSE THE SCARF.
FREAK.
-YOO-HOO!
I MADE YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP YOUR STRENGTH UP, HECTOR.
-OH, MY GOODNESS. -ALBERTO? COOKIES?
-UH, ARE THOSE GLUTEN-FREE? -UH, NO.
[ BRAKES SQUEAL ]
-ALL RIGHT NOW HERE'S THE RULE.
I JUST RESEEDED THE LAWN. -HI.
-I PLANTED SOME NEW FLOWERS.
YOU STAYAWAY, YOU UNDERSTAND?
-I WON'T EVEN LOOKAT THEM, DAD. HOW DOES THAT SOUND?
-ALL RIGHT. -DOES THAT WORK?
-LOOK, AND I'M SORRY FOR BEING SO HARD ON YOU
ON THE PHONE THE OTHER DAY.
HEY, YOU HAVE ATHING FOR BLACK WOMEN --
-SHE WAS LATINO.
-YOU HAVE ATHING FOR LATINA BLACK WOMEN, I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
-GREAT.
-YOUR MOTHERAND I ARE VERY OPEN-MINDED.
-I'VE NOTICED.
-GOOD, HUH?
-EVEY, RAYMOND'S HOME! -OH! OH!
I THINK HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE!
OH, HE'S HERE!
-[ LAUGHS ]
THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF MY BOY.
-I DON'T KNOW HIM. -HE'S HERE!
-MOM!
-[ LAUGHS ]
MY BEAUTIFUL SON. -MY BEAUTIFUL MOM.
-OH, HONEY.
TURN AROUND, LET ME LOOKATYOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, WAIT.
-MOM, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
-STOP. -ALL RIGHT.
-OH, SO HANDSOME. -SO BEAUTIFUL.
-THERE IS AWAY YOU CAN HELP YOUR MOTHERAND ME
WHILE YOU'RE HERE. -HOW?
-ALL THOSE YEARS OF EDUCATION I PAID FOR,
DID YOU EVER LEARN HOW TO SPEAKANY MEXICAN?
-YOU KNOW, SADLY, DAD, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK MEXICAN,
BECAUSE NOBODY IN THE WORLD SPEAKS MEXICAN.
MEXICAN PEOPLE SPEAK SPANISH.
-MEXICANS SPEAK MEXICAN.
PEOPLE FROM SPAIN SPEAK SPANISH.
-COME ON IN, RAYMOND. -WHATARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT FLAG AROUND YOUR NECK? -UH, CELEBRATING MY FREEDOM.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
-OH, YOU TOO. I'M SO HAPPY.
-WELL, YOU DON'T WEAR THE AMERICAN FLAG ON YOUR NECK.
OKAY?
-HOLY SHIT! -FUCK!
-YOU SCARED THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME.
WHATARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM, MAN?
-OH, SORRY. I JUST UH -- NOTH-- I JUST --
I WAS JUST CHECKING OUT YOUR PICTURE, MAN.
-YEAH.
-IT'S A LITTLE CHUBBY GUY. REMEMBER HIM?
-YEAH, HE DEVELOPED AN EATING DISORDER.
-OH. [ SCOFFS ] -THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP.
-WELL, YOU LOOK GOOD. -THANK YOU.
-I WANTED TO USE THE PORTA-POTTY OUTSIDE...
-MM-HMM. -...BUT UH, YOUR FATHER
KEEPS FORGETTING THE SEAT COVERS, YOU KNOW?
-HE'S AN ASSHOLE.
-YOU SAID IT. I DIDN'T. -I KNOW.
-YEAH? OKAY? -ALL RIGHT.
HAVEA GOOD ONE. -ALL RIGHT. YOU TOO.
-♪ STANDING TWO STEPS DOWN ♪
♪ I FELL INTO THE HOLE IN THE GROUND ♪
♪ YOU CAN MAKE THE PLAN ♪
♪ WHEN THE TAPE'S REWOUND ♪
♪ BY THE TIME YOU CALL THE BOYS... ♪
-SO, RAYMOND, I'M GOING INTO TOWN TOMORROW.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN ME?
-I'M GOOD.
-[ SCOFFS ]
-OH, HONEY, OF COURSE YOU'RE GOOD.
YOU'RE MY LITTLEANGEL.
BUT...YOUR FATHERAND I WERE WONDERING
IF WE COULD BUY YOU ACOUPLE NEW OUTFITS FOR YOUR STAY.
SOMETHING JUST A LITTLE LESSALTERNATIVE.
-YES.
WE REALLY CAREABOUTYOU, SON,
AND WE RECOGNIZE YOUR MORE EUROPEAN APPROACH TO FASHION...
BUT WE JUST DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE HERE IN AMERICA.
IN THE U.S. OF A.
-WELL, DAD, I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN,
AND YOUR CRITICISM OF EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE,
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO POLITELY DISAGREE WITH YOU,
BASED MAINLY ON THE FACT
THATYOU DRESS LIKEA DRUG DEALER.
-[ LAUGHS ] -[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU HEAR HOW HE TALKS TO ME? HUH?
THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY COMING FROM A GUY
WHO GRADUATED BUSINESS SCHOOL SIX MONTHS AGO
AND CAN'T FIND A GODDAMN JOB.
-I'M HOLDING OUT FORA POSITION IN UPPER MANAGEMENT.
-OH, BULLSHIT.
-I THINK WE'REALL JUSTA LITTLE TIRED.
IT'S BEEN AVERY BIG DAY.
-WELL, YOU GUYS TAKE CARE OF THE DISHES.
I'VE GOT THE GAME'S GONNA START HERE IN A MINUTE.
OH, AND RAYMOND...
TAKE A SHOWER, OKAY?
YOU SMELL BAD ENOUGH TO GAG A MAGGOT.
-HOW DO YOU GAG A MAGGOT?
-I DON'T KNOW.
YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE THIN, THOUGH, RAYMOND.
THERE.
[ SCREAMS ]
-AAAH!
[ BANGING ]
[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
...HECTOR. I'M JUSTAN UNCLE.
[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CRASHING ]
[ BOOMING ]
HELLO?
COUSIN FREDDY! HEY, WHATARE YOU DOING HERE?
-RAYMOND, THANK GOD. I THOUGHTYOU WERE YOUR DAD.
SINCE I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
HE'S FORBIDDEN ME TO ENTER THE PROPERTY.
-CONGRATULATIONS.
MAYBE YOU NEVER HAVE TO SEE HIM EVERAGAIN.
-WELL, HE'SAN AIRES, SO...
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING ASSHOLES.
-HMM. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
-ALL OF THEM.
-I BELIEVE IT. I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IT.
SO, DO YOU AND MOM GET TO SEE MUCH OF EACH OTHERANYMORE?
-OCCASIONALLY.
YOU KNOW, WHENEVER SHE'S IN THE MOOD TO SNEAK OUT
FORA NIGHT OF MUSICAL THEATER, SHE CALLS ME.
[ TRUNK LID CREAKS ] -SOUNDS NICE.
-I FUCKING HATE MUSICAL THEATER.
SORRY IF I FRIGHTENED YOU.
I JUST -- I HAD TO PICK UP SOME BELONGINGS.
OOH.
YOUR MOM LET ME, UM, STORE MY CAR HERE
WHILE I'M GOING THROUGH ATRANSFORMATIONAL PERIOD.
[ TRUNK LID SLAMS ]
-HEY, WOULD IT BE COOL IF I BORROWED YOUR CAR?
I WASACTUALLY JUSTABOUT TO GO TO A BARAND GET SUPER DRUNK.
-YEAH, BE MY GUEST.
-DO YOU WANTTO COME WITH ME?
-NO.
MY PEACE CORPSAPPLICATION JUST CAME THROUGH.
I DON'T WANT TO JEOPARDIZE IT.
DRINKING MAKES ME, UM...
MAKES ME DO THINGS...
THAT I DON'T REMEMBER.
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
-OKAY.
COOL.
-ARE YOU OKAY?
'CAUSE YOU SEEM FLUSTERED.
-MM...UH, NOT SO GOOD.
BUT UM, IT'S NOTHING 15 OR 20 DRINKS WON'T FIX, YOU KNOW?
-[ LAUGHING ]
YOU CAN'T DRINK THAT MUCH.
YOU'D DIE.
-HEY.
THIS AIN'T NO PUBLIC RESTROOM.
-DULY NOTED.
-YOU ARE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU?
-BORN AND RAISED, MY BROTHER, BUT I HAVE SINCE RELOCATED.
-WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THIS SHIT HOLE?
-WELL, THE, UH -- THE LOVELY CLIENTELE, PRIMARILY.
AND I ALSO READ SOMEWHERE
THAT THEY SERVE ASCRUMPTIOUS COSMOPOLITAN.
AND I MYSELF --
-HOLY SHIT!
I FUCKING KNOWYOU.
I USED TO TAKE THE BUS TO SCHOOL WITH THIS KID.
HE USED TO BE FATTER THAN SHIT.
YOU USED TO BE FATTER THAN SHIT.
WHAT HAPPENED?
-WELL, AS YOU PUT IT
I WAS FATAS SHIT --
-FATTER THAN SHIT. FATTER THAN SHIT.
-FATTER THAN SHIT. THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING ME.
AND THEN THE WEIRDEST THING HAPPENED.
IT'S LIKE, I MOVED AWAY FROM THIS TOWN
AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE WITHIN THIS TOWN,
AND THEN SUDDENLY I HAD TO STOP USING EATING
AS COPING MECHANISM FOR DEPRESSION.
SO WEIRD. THINNED OUT. WHO KNEW?
-ARE YOU STILL INTO THAT PARANORMAL SHIT?
-NOT PROFESSIONALLY.
BUT I DO STILL KIND OF PRACTICE ITAS A HOBBY.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT MODERN SCIENCE HAS ALL THEANSWERS.
DO YOU GUYS? ANYONE?
-I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU JUST DISAPPEARED.
YOU STARTED A CULT OR SOMETHING.
-HUH. THANKS.
GUESS I'VE JUST NEVER REALLY SEEN MYSELF
AS BEING THATAMBITIOUS.
WHATARE YOU UP TO? DRUGS? -[ LAUGHS ]
I USED TO LOVE
KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS FAGGOT HERE.
[ LAUGHS ] -YEAH, THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS REALLY FUN, MAN. YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY COOL.
-OH, BUT THEN YOU HAD ME EXPELLED.
-DID I, THOUGH? I DON'T KNOW.
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
IN FACT I THINK THIS FAGGOT HERE DESERVESAN ASS KICKING.
-NO, I THINKYOU'RE THINKING OF A DIFFERENT FAGGOT.
UM, I -- HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'RE THINKING OF --
-LAY OFF HIM, POPE.
IF YOU'RE GONNA BOTHER MY CUSTOMERS, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.
-WELL, I WAS JUST LEAVING ANYWAY, BECCA.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU AROUND.
PAH-PAH, PAH-PAH, PAH.
-PAH, PAH.
[ SIGHS ]
PARENTS WONDER WHY I EVER LEFT.
-DRINKYOUR BEER AND STOP BEING A BITCH.
-OKAY.
-YOU DON'T REMEMBER ME, DO YOU?
-UM...
NO, I DON'T.
-BECCATHOMPSON.
WE WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER.
-...GUACAMOLE. BECCATHOMPSON.
YOU -- WOW. YOU... -SAY IT.
-YOU LOSTA LOT OF WEIGHT. YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD.
-THANKS. LOOKS LIKE WE BOTH LOSTA LOT OF WEIGHT.
RAYMOND. -HMM?
-I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO STOP STARING AT MY TITS.
YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY TO COME THROUGH TOWN IN A LONG TIME
THAT I'D CONSIDER SLEEPING WITH, AND YOU'RE RUINING IT.
-I WASACTUALLYADMIRING THE TIPS OF YOUR HAIR,
BUT I WILL NOT DO THATANYMORE.
I'LL LOOK YOU RIGHT IN THE EYES.
WHATARE YOU STILL DOING IN TOWN?
-WELL, MOST OF YOU ASSHOLES LEFT
AND I FIGURED IF ALL OF US LEFT
NOTHING AROUND HERE WOULD EVER CHANGE.
THE REAL QUESTION IS WHATARE YOU DOING HERE?
-HECTOR, MY FRIEND... -WHO'S THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE?
-...MAYBE YOU SHOULD START THINKING ABOUT UH,
SELLING YOUR CONSTRUCTION COMPANY
AND GETTING BACK BEHIND A MOWER.
-YEAH, YOU REALLY MISSED YOUR CALLING, DONALD,
I GOT TO TELLYOU.
YEAH, NO, I'M TRYING TO DISTANCE MYSELF
FROM THAT STEREOTYPE AT THE MOMENT.
-?CóMO SE LLAMA? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
-MI NOMBRE ES...THE OTHER MEXICAN THAT'S UNDERPAID.
-WILLYOU GET THE FUCK OVER THERE WITH YOUR COMPADRES?
-DUDE, WHERE'S YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR?
-GET OUT OF HERE. I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR EL BOSSO HERE.
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BE FINISHED TODAY.
-I DID. BUT HERE'S -- -MY WIFE WAS COUNTING ON THAT.
SHE'S ON MYASS IN THERE. -I GET IT. HERE'S THE THING.
I'VE NEVER SEEN, IN MY 20 YEARS OF DOING THIS, DONALD,
SO MANY EQUIPMENT MALFUNCTIONS.
I MEAN, IT'S REALLY -- IT'S FUCKING WEIRD.
I GOT TO TELLYOU.
THE GUYS THINK THE PROPERTY'S CURSED.
I'M DEALING WITH THAT.
-WELL, NOW, THAT'S PRETTY GODDAMN SUPERSTITIOUS
FORA MEXICAN WHO DOESN'T WANT TO FALL INTO A STEREOTYPE.
-YEAH. IT IS, ISN'T IT?
-YEAH. -YEAH.
ANYWAYS, LOOK, HERE'S WHAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO.
-[ SIGHS ] -YOU CAN HELP ME OUT HERE.
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK THEM INTO WORKING THROUGH THE NIGHT.
-YEAH?
-IF YOU CAN SWEETEN THE POT A LITTLE BIT.
-OH, CHRIST.
-HOW'S &2,000 SOUND?
-$3,000 SOUNDS BETTER.
-$3,000AND...
-IT'S A DEAL.
-ONE MORE THING.
-"SUCK MY DICK."
-TERRIBLE, RIGHT?
-MM, IT'S ACHOICE.
-THESE LESBIAN BIKERS TALKED ME INTO JOINING THEIR METAL BAND.
"SUCK MY DICK" WAS OUR MANTRA. -HMM.
COOL MANTRA. I'D LOVE TO CATCH ASHOW WHILE I'M IN TOWN.
ARE YOU GUYS PLAYING ANY TIME SOON?
-WE'RE ON A PERMANENT HIATUS.
-HMM. YOU KNOW, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING
THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUTTHE TATTOO.
-"TRUST NO ONE"?
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNASLEEP WITH YOU ANYMORE.
-I UNDERSTAND.
-YOU JUST DUG YOURSELF AVAGINA GRAVE.
-I DO THATA LOT.
-SO, YOU STILL BELIEVE IN ALL THAT PARANORMAL STUFF?
-BELIEVE IN IT?
I'VE EXPERIENCED IT FIRSTHAND.
-FRANK.
FRANK.
COME ON.
WELL, THERE HE IS.
YOUR GRANDFATHER.
HE WAS ONE REAL SON OF A BITCH.
RIGHT DADDY?
HMM?
AAAHH!
[ SCREAMS ]
-NO SHIT? -IT'S WEIRD.
I USED TO SEE GHOSTS REGULARLY,
AND THEN JUST SUDDENLY IT STOPPED.
I FEEL LIKE, AS I'VE GROWN OLDER,
I'VE UNFORTUNATELY BECOME LESS SENSITIVE TO THE SPIRIT WORLD.
-SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING GIFT.
WHY DON'TYOU PURSUE ACAREER IN THE PARANORMAL?
-OH, MY DAD THREATENED TO DISOWN ME
UNLESS I WENT TO BUSINESS SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD ACTUALLY PROBABLY STOP.
ALCOHOL INTERFERES WITH MY BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICATION.
-DRINK IT.
TO PARENTS KNOWING WHAT'S BEST.
-ALL RIGHT WE'RE WORKING THROUGH THE NIGHT.
-WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE WORKING THROUGH THE NIGHT?
-JUST KEEP DIGGING LIKE I SAID.
I'M TRYING TO AVOID A LAWSUIT MAN.
JUST KEEP DIGGING. PLEASE?
-YOU GOTTO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
[ SHOVEL THUDS ]
-WELL, THAT'S HOLLOW.
-WATCH OUT.
-HOLD UPASEC. -HEY, HEY.
[ SPEAKS SPANISH ]
-WHAT THE FUCK?
-[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
-WHO?
-IT'S LIKEA GIRL OR SOMETHING.
WILLYOU DO ME A FAVOR? SEE IF IT'S --
-HEY, MAN, DON'T TOUCH IT. DON'T TOUCH IT.
-WHATARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-HEY, MAN, WE GOT TO REPORT THIS.
-NO, I'M NOT REPORTING SHIT.
WHAT FIVE MEXICANS AND A FUCKING DEAD KID?
-WHAT? -COVER THAT SHIT UP.
-THIS IS NOT OKAY. -JUST COVER IT UP.
-WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS BODY HERE, DUDE.
-FUCKING COVER IT UP. [ SPEAKS SPANISH ]
COVER IT UP.
I KNOW HOW THAT STORY ENDS.
FUCK THAT.
[ METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
-♪ WE DON'T HAVE NO HEADS ♪
♪AND STEAL YOUR LEGS ♪
♪ STEEL-TOED BOOTS ♪
♪ SMASH WARAND CHAINS ♪
♪AND I KNOWYOU AIN'T SECRET ♪
♪ KICK IN YOUR FACE ♪
♪ LIGHTEN YOUR LOAD ♪
♪ NICE, AND YOU PLAY ♪
♪WHY SAY ♪
♪ I WON'T TELL ON YOU ♪
♪ JUST LIKE THE REST ♪
♪WHY SAY ♪
[ MUSIC STOPS ] -YOU GUYS SUCK!
[ COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ]
-RAYMOND, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME.
GIVE ME THE KEYS.
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
[ PILLS RATTLE ]
-WHAT'S THAT?
-PAIN-KILLER.
IN CASE WE GET INTO AN ACCIDENT.
-DOESN'T THAT STRIKE YOU AS COUNTERINTUITIVE?
-[ LAUGHS ]
NOPE.
[ SQUELCHING ]
-HELLO?
GO SEE WHO'S OUT THERE. -YOU GO SEE WHO'S OUT THERE.
YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME.
-JESUS CHRIST.
DONALD, MAN, I KNOW IT'S YOU.
[ SQUELCHING ]
-WHO'S THERE?
I TOLD YOU GUYS, IT'S -- [ SHOVEL CLANKS ]
-HOLY SHIT!
-AAAH! -AAAAH!
-WHERE YOU GOING?
-I'M GONNA RUN!
-GET IN THE TRUCK!
-LET'S GO. -ALBERTO.
-[ GROANS ] -ALBERTO.
-COME ON, LET'S GO.
-ALBERTO.
ALBERTO, MAN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
-YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THAT FUCKING BOX.
-LOOK, IT'S -- IT'S FUCKING DONALD PLAYING TRICKS.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY. -MNH-MNH. MNH-MNH.
MNH-MNH. IT'S NOT DONALD.
-BUT -- IT'S NOT DONALD.
-COME ON, COME ON. I GOTAJOB TO FINISH.
DON'T TAKE MY GUYS AWAY. -HEY, FINISH ITYOURSELF.
-I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
FUCKING ASSHOLE.
-HEY, HECTOR?
-WHAT?
-FUCK YOU! I QUIT!
[ OWL HOOTING ]
[ SQUELCHING ]
-VENGA, PENDEJO.
COME ON.
I SEE YOU BACK THERE.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
OH!
[ SQUELCHING ]
WHATARE YOU PULLING, MAN?
HUH?
[ SQUELCHES ]
-THAT WAS ROUGH.
I THINK I'M DEVELOPING NIGHT BLINDNESS.
-I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE PAIN-KILLER.
SO, UH, YOU WANT TO...
YOU WANT TO COME IN?
-I'M ON MY PERIOD.
-NO, YOU'RE NOT.
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT.
I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW.
-NEITHER DO I.
BYE.
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
[ SQUELCHES ]
[ RETCHING ]
[ THUD ]
-WELL, YOU'D THINK WITH ALL THE MAID SERVICES THESE PEOPLE RUN,
THEY'D KNOW HOW TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES.
-WHAT'S GOING ON? -WHAT'S GOING ON?
HECTORAND HIS CREW RAN OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
WITHOUT FINISHING THE JOB. THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON.
-I'M JUST SHOCKED THAT HECTOR WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
IT'S NOT LIKE HIM. -I SECOND THAT.
IT'S NOT LIKEA MEXICAN TO RUN OFF WITHOUT GETTING PAID.
HEY, WERE THEY STILL HERE WHEN YOU GOT HOME?
-HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY?
-HE'S HUNG OVER.
-[ GASPS ] RAYMOND.
EXCESSIVELY DRINKING WITH YOUR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE?
-RAYMOND, YOU'RE PATHETIC.
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT?
-MM-HMM.
-...AND BLESS THIS FOOD.
-AMEN. -AMEN.
-AMEN. YOU KNOW, DAD,
FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS,
YOU REALLY DO PRAYA LOT.
HEY, MOM, CAN YOU PASS THE SYRUP?
-OH, SURE, HONEY.
-YES, YOUR MOTHERAND I SENTYOU OFF TO THE BIG CITY,
AND YOU CAME BACKAN ALCOHOLIC.
-I'M NOTAN ALCOHOLIC.
-OF COURSE, IF I DRESSED LIKE YOU,
I MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS
BEFORE I WALKED OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOO.
-OH, GOOD, SO YOU UNDERSTAND. -[ LAUGHS ]
-YOU KNOW, IF I HAD THE HAIR LIKE YOU,
I'D PART IT ON THE OTHER SIDE.
-BOYS, STOP IT.
SO, I WAS THINKING
THAT I MAY ORGANIZE ASEARCH PARTY FOR HECTOR.
-HECTOR'S NOT MISSING, EVEY.
HE'S JUSTA LAZY MEXICAN PIECE OF SHIT.
-HEY, MOM, CAN I GETA RIDE TO MY CAR?
I LEFT ITAT THE BAR LAST NIGHT.
-OH, HONEY, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING THAT CAR ON THE ROAD.
THE TAGS EXPIRED YEARS AGO.
-YEAH, NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT THAT CAR
BELONGED TO YOUR MOTHER'S COUSIN FREDDY, THE FAGGOT.
-DON'T USE THAT WORD, DONALD.
-I ALSO NEED TO REFILL MY PRESCRIPTION.
-MM. I'LL LET DR. CARPENTER KNOW.
-THANKS. -HEY, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
TILLYOU CLEAN UP THAT MESS IN THE BACKYARD.
-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
-DON'T I LOOK SERIOUS?
-YEAH.
-IT WOULD BEA NICE THING TO DO, RAYMOND.
YOUR FATHER DOESN'TASK MUCH.
-[ CHUCKLES ]
-IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HOME, HONEY.
-IT'S GREAT TO BE HOME.
COOL.
I'LL GO CLEAN UP THE YARD, I GUESS.
-[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ I CLICK MY HEELS AND AWAY WE GO ♪
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ NO DAY LIKE THIS ♪
♪ NOWAT LEAST I'M AWARRIOR ♪
♪ CAN'T WE SURVIVE? ♪
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ YOU'RE STILL IN MY BRAIN ♪
♪ I WASTED ALL THAT TIME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I STAYED UPALL DAY ♪
-HEY. -AAH!
OH. WHAT'S UP? -HAVE YOU SEEN HECTOR?
-UH, YEAH. HE'S INSIDE TAKING ACATNAPAND WATCHING CABLE TV.
NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN HECTOR! HE FUCKING VANISHED.
THAT'S WHY I'M OUT HERE DOING THIS WORK, MAN.
-OH. HEY, NICE ASCOT.
-THANKS. AAH! FUCK!
-DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT GAY MAN.
-SORRY, MAN. I JUST -- OW. -LISTEN, I DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
I WORK FOR HECTOR. -OKAY, I UNDERSTAND. I'M SORRY.
-GOOD. LOOK, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE, MAN.
-I-I KNOW, I HATE IT HERE. -NO, SERIOUSLY, ALL RIGHT?
YOU GOTTO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE.
THERE'S SOME CRAZY SHIT HAPPENING HERE, ALL RIGHT?
-LIKE WHAT?
-LIKE YESTERDAY WHILE WE WERE DIGGING,
WE FOUND A CREEPY WOODEN BOX OVER THERE.
HECTOR -- HECTOR, HE OPENED IT. IT WASN'T ME.
-WHAT WAS IN THE BOX?
-IT WAS, LIKE, ACREEPY DEAD GIRL'S,
LIKE, CARCASS WITH A NIGHTIE.
-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW? -NO! LOOK --
-YOU FOUND A DEAD GIRL BURIED IN MY DAD'S BACKYARD?
-I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, ALL RIGHT?
THERE IS AN EVIL SPIRIT LURKING ON YOUR PROPERTY,
AND I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING BE HERE WHEN IT SHOWS UP,
SO I'M OUT ALL RIGHT? -SHIT THAT MAKES SENSE.
HONESTLY, ALL DAY SOMETHING'S BEEN FEELING A LITTLE BIT OFF.
I THOUGHT I JUST HAD A HANGOVER. -NO, DUDE. WAKE THE FUCK UP!
I ONLY CAME HERE TO FUCKING RAID YOUR FRIDGE,
GET MY FANNY PACK, AND WARN YOU, THAT'S IT.
-THANK YOU, MAN. I REALLYAPPRECIATE IT.
-GOOD LUCK.
-SIT DOWN.
RIGHT HERE.
NOW...
HERE WE GO.
ALL RIGHT. -[ SIGHS ]
-LET'S DO THIS THING.
GOOD.
-SINCE WHEN DO YOU MAKE HOUSE CALLS?
-SINCE THEY GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO CHARGE YOU MORE MONEY.
-FAIR ENOUGH.
-SO, IS YOUR DAD HERE?
-UM, HE ACTUALLY DIED TODAY.
-GOOD NEWS.
-I'M JUST KIDDING. HE'S AT WORK.
-BAD NEWS, 'CAUSE HE'S A DICK.
YOUR FATHER IS ASCOUNDREL.
HE IS ACHEATER.
AND HE OWES ME A LOT OF MONEY.
-MY BROTHER, YOU ARE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR ON THAT ONE.
UM...MY THING IS, I KIND OF STAY OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSINESS,
SO MAYBE, IF YOU COULD JUST GIVE ME MY PRESCRIPTION, WE COULD --
-YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T NEED YOUR PRESCRIPTION ANYMORE.
YOU'RE PERFECTLY HEALTHY.
YOUR CONDITION HAS CORRECTED ITSELF.
-ALL RIGHT LET ME, UH --
LET ME JUST GET THIS STRAIGHT FOR THE RECORD.
SO, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE SAYING THAT
THE BLOOD-PRESSURE CONDITION I'VE HAD FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS,
AND BEEN ON MEDICATION FOR, HAS JUST MAGICALLY CORRECTED ITSELF?
-BASICALLY, YES.
-IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET BACKAT MY DAD
BY KILLING ME, I-I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNAWORK.
THE GUY -- THE GUY REALLY HATES ME.
-RAYMOND, I HAVE BEEN YOUR PHYSICIAN
SINCE YOU WERE BORN. I CIRCUMCISED YOU.
THERE'S NO SORT OF GAME BEING PLAYED HERE.
YOU'VE SIMPLY OUTGROWN YOUR CONDITION.
SIMPLEAS THAT.
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
-I GOT TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS TOWN.
[ PAPER RUSTLES ]
-WELL, AT LEASTAEROBICS CLASS
WILL HELP TAKE MY MIND OFF HECTOR'S DISAPPEARANCE.
OH, COME TO THINK OF IT HONEY,
YOUR OLD FRIEND DAVID'S MOM WILL BE THERE TONIGHT.
-MOM, WHATARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-WELL, ONCEAWEEK, SEVERAL OF US GET TOGETHER
FORAGROUP WORKOUT. -NO, I MEAN, ARE --
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT DAVE RICHARDS?
-MM-HMM. -I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH THAT GUY.
HE'S ATOTAL SCUMBAG. -OH, HONEY, SHUSH.
HIS MOTHER SAYS HE'S WORKING FOR THE SCHOOL DISTRICT NOW.
I THINK TEACHING IS SUCH A NOBLE PROFESSION.
-TEACHING IS A NOBLE PROFESSION, MOM.
BUT DID HIS MOM TELLYOU ALSO ABOUT HOW --
AND I DON'T LIKE USING THIS LANGUAGE IN FRONT OF YOU,
BUT HE FINGERED AGIRL WHO WASASLEEP
ON THE BACK OF THE BUS, AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOWABOUT IT.
-ALLEGEDLY FINGERED HER.
-AH, WHATARE YOU DOING?!
-OH, STOP. -STOP! STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!
-IT'S THAT CUTE LITTLE COWLICK. -I KNOW, IT'S PER--
IT TOOK LIKE AN HOUR TO GET IT LIKE THIS.
DON'T TOUCH IT. WHAT IS THIS?
-WE'RE STOPPING AT THE SCHOOL FIRST.
CAN'T HAVE YOUR FATHER STARVING NOW, CAN WE?
-GOD FORBID.
[ BELL RINGS ]
-I DON'T CARE WHATYOUR POLICY IS.
HE SIGNED A CONTRACT.
-YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TIP HIM?
HOW'S THE LAWN LOOK?
-I'M HAVING TROUBLE TAKING THE EXAM
WITH ALL THESE DISTRACTIONS.
-PUMPKIN, IF YOU WANTTO START TAKING YOUR EXAMS
IN THE QUIET ROOM WITH ALL THE SPECIAL-ED STUDENTS,
I'M GONNA NEED TO SEE A NOTE FROM YOUR DOCTOR.
-NICE PANTS. MY SISTER HAS THE SAME ONES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
-HELLO? YES.
WILLYOU SLOW DOWN, PLEASE?
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHATYOU'RE SAYING.
WELL, YOU TELL HIM TO CALL ME
THE SECOND HE RETURNS, COMPRENDE?
GRACIAS.
-WHAT WAS THATABOUT?
TAKE A KNEE.
[ CHAIR SCRAPING ]
HECTOR HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE LAST NIGHT.
-DAD, I THINK SOMETHING WEIRD'S GOING ON.
ONE OF HIS WORKERS CAME BY THIS MORNING LOOKING FOR HIM.
-YEAH? -HE SAID THEY FOUND
SOME KIND OF, LIKE, BOX BURIED IN THE YARD.
DO YOU KNOWANYTHING ABOUT THIS? -WHAT?
THOSE FUCKING PUTAS.
DID YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUTTHIS?
-NO. -DON'T.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE GETS.
[ BELL RINGS ]
ALL RIGHT GET OUT OF HERE.
[ BANGS ON DESK ]
TIME'S UP.
EXAMS ON THE DESK.
[ CHATTER ]
[ CHAIR SCRAPING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
-START WHERE WE LEFT OFF? -SURE.
HEY, HOW LATE ARE YOU WORKING TONIGHT?
-WHY? -MY MOM AND HER FRIENDS
ARE GETTING TOGETHERAT THE HOUSE FORA GROUP WORKOUT
AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE WE COULD HANG OUT.
-SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
-US HANGING OUT OR MY MOM WORKING OUT WITH HER FRIENDS?
-US HANGING OUT.
-YEAH.
I AGREE.
GUESS WHAT -- DAVE RICHARDS' MOM IS GONNA BE THERE TONIGHT.
-DIDN'T HE FINGER SOME GIRL ON THE BUS WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP?
-ALLEGEDLY.
-YEAH.
UM...ANYWAY, I GUESS HE'S DOING REALLY GOOD FOR HIMSELF.
SO I GUESS IT PAYS TO FINGER GIRLS ON BUSES.
-DAVE RICHARDS USED TO GO TO PARTIES IN HIGH SCHOOL
WITH A CONDOM ON HIS DICK JUST IN CASE.
-I BET THAT WAS A BIG HIT WITH THE GIRLS.
-ONLY ME.
LISTEN, I'VE GOT DRUM PRACTICE TONIGHT SO...
MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.
-COOL.
-AND I GIVE THE BITCH ASKOSH OF CHLOROFORM
AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN, I'M THE BAD GUY.
WHAT'S UP, FAGGOT?
-YO. WHAT'S UP, DUDES?
COOL SHIRTS.
HEY, LOOK, I-I'M REALLY DEHYDRATED RIGHT NOW
AND I DON'T WANTANY TROUBLE. -SERIOUSLY?
WELL, THERE'S THREE OF US AND ONLY ONE OF YOU,
AND WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHATYOU WANT SO...
-THE GOOD NEWS IS, I'M GONNA BE IN TOWN FORAWHILE.
SO IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE DAY OFF FROM THREATENING ME, THAT --
CARL!
-LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO. LET HIM GO.
HE'S PRETTY FUCKED UP.
-RAYMOND, POP THE TRUNK.
POP THE TRUNK!
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
-I THOUGHTYOU SHIPPED OFF TO THE PEACE CORPS.
-I'M SHIPPING OUT TONIGHT. I HAD TO GET MY SHIT.
I'M GLAD I'M SEEING YOU 'CAUSE...
[ GRUNTS ]
...EVER SINCE I SAWYOU LAST TIME,
I'VE HAD THIS REALLY BAD FEELING IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? -I DON'T KNOW, YOU JUST --
YOU SEEM REALLY DISTRAUGHT AND CONFUSED.
YOU KNOW, AND I JUST WANTYOU TO KNOW...
I'VE BEEN THERE. [ SIGHS ]
-COOL. THANKS. I -- THANK YOU.
-YOU GOTTO TAKE A GOOD, LONG, HONEST LOOKATYOURSELF
IN THE MIRROR, YOU KNOW,
AND JUST -- AND JUST SAY TO YOURSELF,
"I'M OKAY WITH THIS," YOU KNOW?
SAY, "I LOVE MYSELF. -I'M O-- I'M OKAY LIKE THIS.
-IT'S ABOUTACCEPTANCE. -OKAY.
CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? -IT GETS BETTER.
-UM, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW,
BUT I'M AGREEING WITH YOU KIND OF JUST TO BE POLITE.
-I GET -- 'CAUSE -- 'CAUSE YOU'RE GAY.
-N-- [LAUGHS] NO, I -- OH.
NO, I'M NOT. I'M NOT.
-REALLY? -YEAH.
NOT GAY. STRAIGHT. -'CAUSE YOU SEEM SO GAY.
-I TAKE ITAS ACOMPLIMENT.
-ANYWAY, WHAT IS WITH YOU? WHYARE YOU SO SAD?
-IF I TELL YOU, DO YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T MAKE FUN OF ME?
-I NEVER KNOW. -YOU NEVER KNOW.
WELL, EVER SINCE I'VE BEEN BACK HOME,
I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE FLASHBACKS
TO, LIKE, SPIRITS THAT I USED TO SEE WHEN I WASA KID,
COUPLED WITH, LIKE, STRANGE, SUPERNATURAL SENSATIONS.
-OH, MY G-- -YOU OKAY?
YOU OKAY?
-JUST WAITA SECOND. JUST...
[ SNIFFLES ]
I see things, too. Don't tell anybody.
-ARE YOU SERIOUS?
-I THINK YOU'RE SEEING SPIRITS THAT HAVEN'T CROSSED OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE. -NO, BUT I'M NOT SEEING GHOSTS.
I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING. I'M JUST HAVE STRANGE --
-THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
FROM THE SOUND OF IT YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THEM.
THEY'RE REACHING OUT TO YOU, AND WHEN THEY DO,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY WANT.
-THIS SOUNDS LIKE A MAJOR INCONVENIENCE.
-OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
GHOSTS ONLY COMMUNICATE WHEN THEY WANT SOMETHING.
AND THEY CAN VISITYOU IN ANY FORM THEY WANT.
AAH! I MEAN, THEY CAN BE A MAN, AWOMAN.
IT COULD BE HUMAN, IT COULD BE A HORRIBLE MONSTER.
GET OFF THE CAR.
GET IN THE CAR.
-OKAY.
NOW, THIS...
THIS ISAN EVIL-EYE PENDANT.
OKAY? IT'S GOTTEN ME OUT OF A LOT OF HAIRY SITUATIONS.
I WANTYOU TO USE IT TO PROTECTYOURSELF.
-OKAY. -HERE.
ALWAYS USE PROTECTION.
OKAY?
-YEAH.
-DON'T JUST -- PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET.
-OH, YEAH.
-DON'T LOSE IT.
-AND LUNGE.
LUNGE. LUNGE.
AND, YES, YES.
OKAY.
AND UP. AND UP.
AND BRING IT DOWN.
AND DOWN. AND DOWN.
AND DOWN.
AND, OOH, YEAH.
AND TWO. AND THREE.
AND LUNGE.
LUNGE.
AND YES, YES.
PULL IT BACK.
-HEY, DAD.
YOU'RE ATOTAL FUCKING CREEP.
AND THAT'S A FACT.
-HUH!
-RAYMOND!
COME IN. -HI.
-COME HERE, HONEY.
LOOK, IT'S MRS. RICHARDS.
-LOOKATYOU!
OH, MY GOD, ALL FANCY, COMING DOWN FROM THE BIG CITY
TO GRACE US WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
OH, YEAH, AND YOUR MOM TELLS ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WORK.
-YEP.
LOOKING FOR WORK. CAN'T FIND AJOB.
-MM. -THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT UP.
-HONEY, IT'S NETWORKING.
-UM, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT
BUT JUST THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE WAS TELLING ME
THAT DAVE'S DOING REALLY GOOD.
YOU MUST BE PROUD. -OH, I AM SO PROUD.
HEY, WAIT. LOOKAT THIS.
CHECK THIS OUT. HERE'S MY HANDSOME MAN.
-SO FUCKING HANDSOME.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE ALWAYS FOUND MOST HANDSOME ABOUT HIM?
HIS THICK FINGERS.
-EXCU-- EXCUSE ME?
-VERY THICK FINGERS.
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ENVIOUS.
-YOU KNOW, HE'S ATEACHER NOW.
-OH, REALLY? ATEACHER? WOW.
-IT HAS GIVEN HIM SUCH... DIRECTION, FOCUS, PURPOSE.
-DIRECTION, FOCUS, AND PURPOSE. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?
-AND, OH -- -HOLD ON.
DO YOU HEAR THAT? I GOT TO GO.
-OKAY, LOOK. -I KN-- I KNOW --
-I KNOW, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. -I KNOW, I KNOW.
-THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM.
-HE'S JUST REALLY SENSITIVE, HONEY.
SO, BREAK'S OVER, LADIES. [ SLURPS ]
-OKAY.
-HOP TO IT! -LET'S GO.
AND, GO!
AND UP. AND DO IT.
[ SQUELCHING ]
[ PLAYING "LET ME CALLYOU SWEETHEART" ]
[ TOENAILS SNAP ]
[ SNAPPING ]
[ "LET ME CALL YOU SWEETHEART" CONTINUES ]
[ TOES PLAYING ORGAN MUSIC ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ SQUELCHING ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SQUELCHING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
MOM! Y--
-RAYMOND! -WHAT?
-WHATARE YOU SCREAMING ABOUT?
-THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE DRAIN! -WHAT?
-[ SIGHS ] HEY, DID YOU EAT MY ICE-CREAM CAKE?
-DONALD. -HUH?
-RAYMOND?
-DID YOU?
-YEAH, I DID.
-HE DID. HEATE IT.
-YEAH. SORRY.
-YEAH, HE DID. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.
GOD DAMN IT. -DONALD --
-RAYMOND, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT ICE-CREAM CAKE.
-OH -- OH, DONALD.
HONEY, YOU'RE NOT EVEN -- -WHATARE YOU SCREAMING
ALL OVER THE GODDAMN PLACE FOR ALL THE TIME?!
-DID YOU FIND ANYTHING?
-DID I NOT WARN YOU NOT TO GET YOUR MOTHER WORKED UP?
-DAD, THERE WAS SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING IN MY ROOM.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME. -SOMETHING?
SOMEBODY?
NO, THERE'S NOTHING!
THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS ROOM!
-DAD, I SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES. -NOTHING!
THERE NEVER WAS. -THERE WAS.
-YOUR MOTHERAND I ARE STARTING TO WORRYABOUTYOU, SON.
THERE'S A HISTORY OF SCHIZOPHRENIA IN OUR FAMILY.
-WHO HAS SCHIZOPHRENIA?
-WELL, YOU CAUGHT ME IN A LIE THERE.
NO, THERE'S NO SCHIZOPHRENIA IN OUR FAMILY.
-WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT UP?
-I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKEA POINT.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC.
AND I WANT IT TO STOP! [ CRACK ]
YOU GETYOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
-♪ I SAID, "PASS OUT INTO THE BREEZE ♪
♪ I'M TOO HOT YEAH, I CANNOT SLEEP ♪
♪ BUT IF YOU'RE PASSING BY, I HAVE NO SHAME ♪
♪ WE KNOW WE'RE ALIVE, CAN'T FEEL NO PAIN ♪
♪ THE WATER ROSE UP INSIDE MY FEAR ♪
♪ MY HIDDEN THINGS TOOKA LEAVE ♪
♪AND THEN I SAW INTO THE LIGHT ♪
♪ I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE ♪
-HEY.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BED IN YOUR ROOM?
-UM...
I WAS KIND OF UNCOMFORTABLE UP THERE,
SO I THOUGHT I'D SLEEP DOWN HERE WHERE IT'S COMFORTABLE.
-MM.
-I THINK I'M JUST...
I'M JUST STRESSING MYSELF OUT WITH THIS JOB SEARCH, YOU KNOW?
-WELL, YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO HANDLE THAT.
STRESS MANAGEMENT IS AVERY IMPORTANT COMPONENT
IN SUCCESS IN BUSINESS.
-IT REALLY IS. -YEAH.
OW.
WHAT THE HELL?
-WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURARM?
-I DON'T KNOW.
YOUR MOTHER MUST HAVE SCRATCHED ME IN HER SLEEP.
ALTHOUGH I THINK I GOT ONE ON MY SCROTUM, TOO.
SHE WASN'TANYWHERE NEAR IT.
[ CHILDREN SCREAM ]
-I DON'T KNOW WHO OR WHATYOU ARE,
BUT I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY THATYOU WERE DISTURBED.
SO WHAT I'M GONNA DO IS I'M GONNAGIVE YOU A PROPER BURIAL.
AND IN RETURN, I WOULD REALLYAPPRECIATE IT
IF YOU WOULD JUST CROSS OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE
AND LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILYALONE.
THIS ISA REALLY BAD TIME FORA HAUNTING.
[ KEYS CLACKING ] LONGSTREET RANCH...
1860.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
WELL, I TRIED.
[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
[LATINO MUSIC PLAYS]
[ LIQUID GURGLES ]
[ GURGLING ]
AAH!
AAH! WHAT THE...
FUCK?!
-[ GROWLING ]
-[ SCREAMS ]
-[ LAUGHING ]
-[ SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHING, SCREAMING STOP ] -THANKS FOR COMING.
-OH, MAN. [ WHIMPERING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
AAH! FUCK! [ THUD ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
MOM, DAD, I WAS...
...MASTURBATING.
-OH.
BE CAREFUL, DARLING.
[ FLOOR CREAKS ]
-HELLO?
[ CRUNCHING ]
[ FLOOR CREAKS ]
[ CRUNCHING CONTINUES ]
[ SPITS ]
[ TEETH CLATTER ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
-YOU KNOW...
WHEN YOUR MOTHER WORRIES ABOUTYOU,
I NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.
AND SHE WAS IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD ALL MORNING.
-WHY IS SHE IN SUCH AGOOD MOOD? -THEY FOUND HECTOR TODAY.
-REALLY? IS HE OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
-NOBODY KNOWS.
HE'S DELIRIOUS.
IF YOU ASK ME, THE GUY'S ON METH.
-WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT METH, DAD?
-EVERYTHING.
-REALLY? EVERYTHING? YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT METH?
-I SAWA DOCUMENTARY NARRATED BY DWART FARQUHAR.
-WHO THE SHIT IS DWART FARQUHAR? -FARQUHAR.
VERY UNDERRATED ACTOR.
-ALL RIGHT. I'LL LOOK INTO HIS WORK.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF HIS?
-"RUNNING OUT OF BULLETS." -I'LL WATCH THAT ONE FIRST.
-ALL RIGHT. HERE, I FOUND THIS.
-THAT'S NOT MINE. BUT I'LL HOLD ONTO IT FOR YOU.
-YEAH. ALL RIGHT. AND I KNOW METH.
[ TICKING ]
[ METALLIC SLAM ]
-HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?
YOU REALLY BELIEVE ME? -WHYARE YOU SO SURPRISED?
-I GUESS IT'S THE FIRST GHOST I'VE SEEN IN AWHILE.
I'M JUST NOT USED TO BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
DAMN, IT'S CLOSED. OH, WELL.
COME BACK TOMORROW?
-COVER ME.
-WHATARE YOU DOING? WHATARE YOU DOING?
THOSE ARE REALLY NICE WINDOWS. DON'T BREAK THOSE.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
WHAT NOW?
[ CROWBAR CLANGING ]
Shh!
-[ WHISTLES ]
-LADIES FIRST.
-ALL RIGHT. LONGSTREET...
OKAY. OKAY, THERE IT IS. LONGSTREET.
-"ELIZABETH LONGSTREET DIED JANUARY 27, 1855.
SURVIVED BY HER HUSBAND, AMBROSE LONGSTREET
AND DAUGHTER, HANNAH."
-LOOKAT THIS -- AMBROSE LONGSTREET
AND HIS DAUGHTER, HANNAH, DIED ON THE SAME DAY, JULY 18, 1860."
-WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?
-"LAST NIGHT LONGSTREET RANCH, THE SITE OF ATERRIBLE SLAUGHTER
CARRIED OUT BY THE BOGDEN BROTHERS."
[ GUNSHOTS ]
-[ SCREAMS ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
-ARE YOU CRYING?
-I'M EXTRA SENSITIVE.
[ SNIFFLES ]
OH, I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANTAGAIN.
-OKAY.
UM...
[ GUNSHOT ]
AMBROSE'S BODY WAS FOUND STREWN ACROSS AN UNMARKED GRAVE.
-[ SCREAMS ]
-THAT'S SO TRAGIC. -NO, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
SHE'S THE ONE HAUNTING IT. THE LITTLE GIRL, HANNAH.
S-SHE WANTS TO BE RETURNED
TO WHERE HER FATHER BURIED HER, PROBABLY.
-FUCKIN' "A."
-SO, ALL WE GOT TO DO IS FIND HER BODY,
PUT IT BACK IN THE GROUND.
SHE'LL BE AT REST AND THEN WE CAN BE DONE WITH ALL THIS.
-DID YOU SAY "WE"? -SHIT YEAH, I SAID "WE."
YOU GOTA BANANA IN YOUR EAR OR SOMETHING?
WE. YOU AND ME. WHAT ARE YOU SCARED?
YOU SCARED? YOU LOOKA LITTLE SCARED, I'M GONNA BE HONEST.
-AREN'TYOU SUPPOSED TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEAD?
JUSTASK THE GHOST WHERE HER BODY WENT.
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
-YOU RAISE AN INTERESTING POINT.
-REALLY HAVE TO WEAR THIS?
-SH! KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. YOU'RE GONNAWAKE UP MY DAD.
AND YES, WE DO HAVE TO WEAR THIS.
IF YOU WANT TO MAKE CONTACT WITH THE SPIRIT WORLD,
YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW SPECIFIC RULES,
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THEY FIND WHITE SOOTHING.
-I LOOK LIKE A KLAN MEMBER.
-YOU KIND OF DO.
ALSO, THEY'RE DRAWN TO CANDLELIGHT.
-[ SCOFFS ] -CAN YOU -- CAN YOU
PLEASE SHOWA LITTLE RESPECT? -WHAT?!
-WHEN WEASK HER WHERE HER SPIRIT IS,
SHE SHOULDN'T FEEL THREATENED.
SHE HAS TO FEEL ENCOURAGED. WE HAVE TO ENCOURAGE HER.
-AND WHAT IF SHE DOES FEEL THREATENED?
-HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN?
[ TICKING ]
ALL RIGHT. YOU READY?
GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
[ Slowly and softly ] HANNAH LONGSTREET HI.
MY NAME IS RAYMOND, AND THIS IS MYASSOCIATE, BECCA.
WE ARE INHABITANTS OF THE LIVING WORLD,
SO PLEASE TELL US WHERE YOUR BODY IS.
-THAT WORKED GREAT. -SHH.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE NEED SOMETHING THAT BELONGED TO HER.
THE BOX SHE WAS BURIED IN. I'LL GO GET IT.
-I'LL GET IT.
YOU CAN WAIT IN THE CREEPY ROOM ALONE.
[ FLOOR CREAKS ]
[ SQUELCHING ]
-YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
[ INDISTINCT VOICES ]
[ SHATTERS ]
AAH!
HOLY SHIT. BECCA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW.
WHAT?
AAAH! -AH! WHOA!
-DAD! -WHOA!
WHO ARE YOU? -DAD!
-HEY! YO--
-DAD, I CAN EXPLAIN.
-WE THOUGHT THERE WAS A BURGLAR DOWN HERE.
HEY, YOU BRING A GIRL HOME, YOU TAKE HER UP TO YOUR ROOM.
NEXT TIME YOU INTERRUPT YOUR MOTHER SUCKING MY DICK,
THERE'S GONNA BE HELL TO PAY.
-DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
-IF I HAD IT TO DO OVER, I WOULDN'T HAVE REVEALED
THAT LAST PIECE OF INFORMATION.
WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
DID YOU DIG THIS UP OUT OF THE YARD?
-HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS BURIED IN THE YARD?
DAD, WHERE'S THE BODY? -DROP IT.
-DAD, TELL ME WHERE THE BODY IS. -JUST DROP IT RAYMOND.
I'M WARNING YOU. DAD, WHERE'S THE BODY?
-I'M TELLING YOU TO DROP IT.
-DAD, I'M TELLING YOU -- -DROP IT!
-TELL ME WHERE THE BODY IS OR I'LL TELL MOM.
-[ SIGHS ]
-BECCA, I KNOW WHERE THE BODY IS.
-I DON'T WANT TO BE PART OF THIS ANYMORE, RAYMOND.
-BECCA, YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WHO'S SEEN WHAT I'VE SEEN.
-I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.
-WELL, CAN I AT LEAST GET MY MOM'S SHEET BACK?
-[ SIGHS ]
-YOU SLEEP HERE? -YEAH.
NOT EVERYONE HAS PARENTS PAYING OUR WAY THROUGH BUSINESS SCHOOL.
-HELP ME BURY HER. -NO.
-WE BURY HERAND IT'SALL OVER. THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS.
COME ON. HOWABOUT WE PUT THE SPIRIT
OF A MURDERED LITTLE GIRL TO REST?
-[ SIGHS ]
NOW I GOTYOU, YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
-OUT OF THE QUESTION.
IT'S A HISTORICALARTIFACT.
-TRUE.
BUT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU.
-YOUR FATHER GAVE IT TO ME. THAT MAKES ITA DONATION.
-AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO HELP PERSUADE YOU?
-[ SCOFFS ]
HIM. WHATABOUT HIM?
-WHATABOUT ME?
-GIVE MEA BLOW JOB AND YOU CAN HAVE THE SKELETON.
-ALL RIGHT. -NO! SIT.
-WELL, I BELIEVE WE'RE DONE HERE, THEN.
-WERE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB?
-I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
-VIRGINIA...
SEE THESE YOUNG FOLKS OUT PLEASE.
-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR DAD GAVE HER BODY TO THATASSHOLE.
GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO BREAK IN AGAIN TONIGHT.
-HOWARE WE GONNA KNOW WHERE HANNAH'S BODY IS, THOUGH?
-WHAT DO YOU KIDS WANT WITH THE BODY OF A DEAD GIRL?
-YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE US IF WE TOLD YOU.
-HER SPIRIT HAS RETURNED
FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, HASN'T IT?
I'VE BEEN COMMUNICATING WITH THE SPIRIT WORLD MY ENTIRE LIFE.
PEOPLE USED TO THINK I WAS CRAZY.
-HOLY SHIT. I GETTHATA LOT MYSELF.
LOOK, LADY, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE
OR WHATYOUR STORY IS, BUT WE NEED YOUR HELP.
WE CAN'T PUT HANNAH'S SPIRIT BACK TO REST
IF WE DON'T HAVE HER BODY,
AND THAT DILDO LICKER WON'T GIVE IT TO US.
-WE HAVE A STORAGE FACILITY DOWNSTAIRS.
I WILL SWITCH HER REMAINS AND MEETYOU OUT BACK.
CORNELIUS IS BLIND ASA BAT. HE'LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG AURA.
DO YOU KNOW, SPIRITS AREATTRACTED
TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I.
-FUCKING WEIRDOS.
-OH, SHIT! [ GASPS ]
-WHAT THE FUCK?
[ BRANCHES RUSTLE ]
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET THAT CHECKED OUT.
-SHOULD WE SAY SOMETHING?
-YEAH.
REST IN PEACE, HANNAH. I'M SORRY THATYOU'RE DEAD.
BUT HEY, AT LEASTYOU'RE BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY.
AMEN.
-HELLO. -WELL, I HOPE YOU TWO
MANAGED TO RELEGATE YOUR ACTIVITIES TO THE BEDROOM.
-DONALD, YOUR MANNERS.
EXCUSE HIM.
RAYMOND, IS THIS YOUR FRIEND?
-I'M BECCA.
-HI. -WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOR DINNER, HONEY?
SOME OF DONALD'S PLAYERS ARE COMING OVER.
-UM...MAYBEANOTHER TIME.
-OH, ALL RIGHT.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
-HEY, DAD? -WHATARE YOU DOING HERE?
-LOOK, I KNOW WE DON'TALWAYS SEE EYE TO EYE ON EVERYTHING,
BUT I JUST WANTYOU TO KNOW
THAT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU IS --
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME.
-RAYMOND...YOU'RE MY SON.
-THAT'S IT?
-WOULD YOU MIND GOING DOWN TO THE KITCHEN
AND HELPING YOUR MOM?
TONIGHT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
FUCK MY LIFE.
EVERY YEAR, WE HAVE A LITTLE GET-TOGETHER
FOR OURAWARD WINNERS.
THE BEST OF THE BEST.
YOU'RE MY "A" SQUAD.
AND I'M PROUD OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU.
THIS FIRSTAWARD GOES TO OUR FIERCEST DEFENDER OF THE YEAR.
HE'S AYOUNG MAN I'VE WATCHED GROW FROM A BOY TO A MAN,
AND I'D LIKE TO THINK I TAUGHT HIM EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
[ CHUCKLES ] I LOVE HIM LIKE FAMILY.
I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD OF HIM.
ARCHIBALD, COME UP HERE AND GETTHIS.
COME ON.
[APPLAUSE ]
-LOVE YOU, COACH.
-WITH A NAME LIKEARCHIBALD,
YOU KIND OF HAVE TO GET GOOD AT SPORTS
TO AVOID GETTING YOURASS KICKED.
-RAYMOND, PLEASE. -JUST SAYING.
IT'S, LIKE, THE WORST NAME EVER.
-NOW, BEFORE WE GET TO THE SECOND AWARD,
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE.
MY WIFE FORGOT THE GRAPE POP.
HEY, SORRY.
ALL RIGHT. NOW, OUR SECOND AWARD,
THAT I THINK IS THE MOST IMPROVED...
JIMMY. COME ON UP HERE.
[APPLAUSE ]
YES.
THERE YOU GO.
-YOUR FATHER'S JUSTAS PROUD OF YOU
AS HE IS OF HIS PLAYERS, RAYMOND.
[ SIGHS ]
SOMETIMES HE JUST HAS A HARD TIME SHOWING IT.
-THANKS.
[ SIGHS ]
[ CREAKING ]
[ SQUELCHING ]
[ SQUELCHING CONTINUES ]
[ SCREAMING ]
-[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
-[ SCREAMING ]
-ALL RIGHT. THANKS FOR COMING.
ALL RIGHT.
PLAYOFFS BEGIN NEXT WEEK, ALL RIGHT?
LET'S BE READY.
SORRYABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THERE? -DAD, YOU AND MOM
NEED TO MOVE INTO A HOTEL. -WHATARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
-I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED.
-ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? -NO, I'M NOT!
I'M SORRY I EMBARRASSED YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS.
-YOU'VE BEEN AN EMBARRASSMENTTO ME SINCE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN.
HOWEVER, I'VE MANAGED TO LOWER MY EXPECTATIONS TO A DEGREE
THATAN INCIDENT LIKE THAT IN THERE
LEAVES ME RELATIVELY UNAFFECTED.
BUT WHAT DOES BOTHER ME IS THE STATE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH,
BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKEA FUCKING NUT.
NOW GET IT TOGETHER!
-WHY WON'T SHE LEAVE YOU ALONE? -I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE SHE STILL HAS UNFINISHED BUSINESS OR SOMETHING.
-WE BURIED YOUR BODY. WHATARE YOU SO HUNG UP ON?
-MY DAD'S GONNA HAVE ME INSTITUTIONALIZED.
-WHY DOESN'T SHE JUST COME RIGHT OUTAND TELL US WHAT SHE WANTS?
-WAITA MINUTE -- MAYBE SHE'S TRYING TO,
AND WE JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO HEAR HER.
[ TANGO PLAYING ]
-OH, CHRIST EVEY. YOU SAW HIM TONIGHT.
-HAVING HIM COMMITTED IS NOT THE ANSWER, DONALD.
-YEAH? -HE'S GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
IT WILL PASS.
-WHAT IF IT DOESN'T?
-WE DON'T GET TO PICK OUR CHILDREN.
ALL WE CAN DO IS LOVE THEM.
-MM.
WE SHOULD'VE ADOPTED.
NOT SOME ETHNIC KID. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
AWHITE KID.
-DONALD, YOUR BREATH IS TERRIBLE.
GO BRUSH, WILLYOU?
-AHHHHH!
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
-UH, NO SOLICITORS.
-DON.
WHO IS IT?
-WE'RE HERE TO SEE YOUR SON. -RAYMOND?
-WELL, WHATEVER HE'S DONE, I APOLOGIZE.
THE KID'S NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD. -NO, LET HER IN.
-WHERE IN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?
-HE'S UPSTAIRS. -WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHATARE YOU...?
-OH, IT'S JUST SO GOOD TO SEE RAYMOND MAKING FRIENDS.
-RAYMOND, THIS IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER.
ZELDA, SAY HELLO.
-HI, ZELDA. NICE TO MEETYOU.
OKAY.
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
-WELL, HANNAH'S SPIRIT HAS BEEN TROUBLING YOU,
AND SPEAKING WITH SOMEONE HER OWN AGE WILL HELP RELAX HER.
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
[ GASPS ] WHAT'S THIS?
HAS ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THE BODY?
-I DROPPED IT.
-SHE'S BEEN MARKED.
YOU CAN'T STAY HERE.
IT'S NOT SAFE FOR YOU TO BE IN HERE.
YOU MUST GO. YOU MUST WAIT OUTSIDE.
-GOOD.
I WILL WAIT OUTSIDE.
-HI.
[ RECORD SCRATCHING ]
IT'S A PHONAUTOGRAPH.
IT'S THE EARLIEST-KNOWN DEVICE FOR RECORDING SOUND.
-I HAVE ATAPE RECORDER IN MY BACKPACK, IF THAT'S EASIER.
-HANNAH WAS BORN IN THE 1800s.
OUR CHANCES OF COMMUNICATING WITH HERARE FAR GREATER
USING A DEVICE FROM THE SAME PERIOD.
ZELDA, I'M GONNACOUNT FROM THREE DOWN TO ONE.
I WANTYOU TO DRIFT OFF INTO THE SPIRIT WORLD,
BUT I WANTYOUR MIND TO REMAIN HERE.
THREE, TWO, ONE.
CAN YOU HEAR ME, ZELDA?
-YES, GRANDMA.
-HOW'D SHE DO THAT? -SHE'S CROSSED OVER.
-HANNAH, ARE YOU THERE?
HANNAH, SPEAK TO US. TELL US WHATYOU WANT.
-IT'S ANGRY.
-ZELDA, ASK HANNAH WHY SHE'S ANGRY.
-IT'S ANGRY. IT'S NOT HANNAH.
-ZELDA, DID YOU SEE THE SPIRIT? CAN YOU DESCRIBE IT?
[ DISTORTED VOICE ]
-IT'S AMBROSE LONGSTREET.
-WHO?
-HANNAH'S FATHER.
-AMBROSE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
-HE WON'T LET ME GO.
-AMBROSE, LET HER GO AND TELL US WHATYOU WANT.
-I WANT IT BACK.
-WHAT DO YOU WANT BACK?
-THE NECKLACE.
-WHAT NECKLACE? WHO -- WHO HAS IT?
-THE MAN. -HE STOLE IT.
-THE MAN.
-HE STOLE IT.
-THE MAN.
-HE STOLE IT.
-WHAT MAN? WHO HAS IT?
WHERE IS THE NECKLACE, AMBROSE?
-HE DID IT.
-[ SCREAMING ]
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
-HOW DO YOU FEEL? -NOT SO GOOD.
-VIRGINIA, I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUTYOU.
-RAYMOND, YOU MUST. IF NOT BECCA'S IN GREAT DANGER.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
-IF A SPIRIT INTERACTS WITH SOMEONE
WHO'S PSYCHICALLY UNAWARE, IT TURNS VENGEFUL.
YOU, HER, YOUR PARENTS WILL ALL BE IN GREAT DANGER.
IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE. WHERE'S THE NECKLACE?
-I DON'T KNOW WHAT NECKLACE HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
-RAYMOND, YOU'VE GOT TO FIND IT!
-RAYMOND.
ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT. YOU CAN'T STAY HERE ANYMORE.
-LISTEN, DAD, YOU AND MOM ARE IN TROUBLE!
-NO, YOU LISTEN! I'VE CANCELED YOUR CREDIT CARDS.
I'VE STOPPED PAYMENT ON YOURAPARTMENT.
YOU ARE CUT OFF, MISTER. -DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS.
-YOU TAKE ONE STEP BACK INTO THAT HOUSE,
I'LL HAVE YOU COMMITTED.
YOU UNDERSTAND? COMMITTED!
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
-[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
-YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
-THANKS. I HAD A NIGHTMARE.
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET OVER THE FACT
THATYOU SLEPT WITH DAVE RICHARDS.
-ALLEGEDLY.
YOUR NECK HURT? I'VE GOTA PILL FOR THAT.
-I HAVE TO FIND THAT NECKLACE
BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO MY PARENTS.
-AHH.
[ SIGHS ]
[ ELECTRICITY BUZZES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
-SWEETHEART SOMETHING TO DRINK, PLEASE.
OH.
MAKE ITA DOUBLE.
OOH.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO!
SO, RAYMOND, THE DOCTOR CALLED
AND SAID YOUR FATHER CAN COME HOME THIS AFTERNOON.
DONALD'S DEPRESSED, THOUGH.
IT SEEMSARCHIBALD INVITED HIM TO THE COUNTRY CLUB TONIGHT.
-HM. COUNTRY CLUB. THAT FIGURES.
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T RUN ACROSS
A LOT OF POOR PEOPLE NAMED ARCHIBALD.
-YOU DON'T DO YOU?
HMM.
[ BELCHES ]
OOH, EXCUSE ME.
[ GIGGLES ]
THIS IS FUN.
I LIKE HER.
-MOM, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. THE HOUSE IS NOT SAFE.
PROMISE ME YOU WON'T GO BACK THERE,
NOT UNTIL I CAN TAKE CARE OF THINGS.
-SH! RAYMOND, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE,
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU?
I'M WORRIED ABOUTYOU, HONEY.
-MOM, JUST PROMISE ME YOU'LL SPEND THE REST OF THE DAY
AT THE HOSPITAL WITH DAD. -BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT WILL REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER?
OKAY, I WILL.
-THANK YOU.
-HMM.
-MOM, WHY DO YOU THINK DAD HATES ME SO MUCH?
-YOUR FATHER DOESN'T HATE YOU, RAYMOND.
HE JUST...
HE JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SOME THINGS.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT I WANTYOU TO KNOW
IS THAT WE BOTH LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, HONEY.
AND WE'RE PROUD OF YOU.
AND I WANTYOU TO ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT.
-THANKS, MOM.
-OH! I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING --
AWAY THATYOU CAN GET BACK INTO YOUR DAD'S GOOD GRACES.
AND COME HOME.
THANK YOU.
-KEYS.
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
I THINK -- I THINKYOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY SEATED
FOR THE NEXT... -OH, MY GOODNESS.
-...FEW HOURS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY WATER OR COFFEE? ANYTHING?
YOU ALL RIGHT?
-OH, I THINK I'M HAVING A HOT FLASH.
[ BELL RINGS ]
-HI.
[ SIGHS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
EXCUSE ME.
-WHY, HELLO, DON.
Got your calls.
I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WAS GONNATAKE YOU
BEFORE YOU REALIZED RAYMOND WAS OFF HISANTIPSYCHOTICS.
LISTEN, GIVE ME MY MONEY,
AND I WILL PRESCRIBE HIS "BLOOD PRESSURE" MEDICATION AGAIN.
Okay? That's the deal.
OKEYDOKE.
FUCKING COCKSUCKER!
-WHERE'S MR. WADSWORTH?
-MR. WADSWORTH IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A BROKEN BONER.
I'VE BEEN APPROVED TO TEMPORARILY FILL IN AS SUBSTITUTE TEACHER
SINCE THEY COULDN'T FIND ANYBODY ELSE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
-BULLSHIT.
-LET'S START WITH ATTENDANCE, SHALL WE?
-YOU'RE GAY, RIGHT?
NEVER META GAY PERSON BEFORE.
BEING A FOOTBALL COACH AND ALL,
YOUR FATHER MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTED.
-DO YOU KNOW ME? DO YOU KNOW ME?
I'M ASKING YOU A QUESTION. DO YOU KNOW ME?
I'LL TELLYOU WHO I AM.
I'M A FUCKING WIZARD...
SENT FROM THE FUTURE IN A MOTHERFUCKING TIME MACHINE
TO TELLYOU THATYOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
YOU'RE THE TYPE OF PERSON
THAT MAKES FUN OF FAT SHORT LITTLE KIDS
AND MAKES THEM FEEL BAD ABOUTTHEMSELVES
FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES
BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SPECIAL.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL.
YOU'RE NOT DIFFERENT.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTING.
YOU'RE THE SAME BIGOTED, HOMOPHOBIC, REDNECK,
FOOTBALL-SCORING, MARTIN LUTHER KING-ASSASSINATING,
ASSHOLE-FACED SON-OF-A-BITCH REDNECK
THATYOU HAVE SPENTYOUR ENTIRE LIFE REBELLING AGAINST.
-[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
AND I KNOW THAT THAT KILLS YOU INSIDE.
WHEW.
SORRYABOUT THAT. [ KNOCKING ]
-WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE? -YEAH.
YEAH, LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
HEY, FUCK YOU GUYS.
ALL RIGHT BECCA, WAIT HERE.
BETTER YET GO BACK TO THE BAR. IT'S SAFER.
-OH, PLEASE. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF.
-YOU'VE BEEN MARKED. I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO ANY FURTHER.
-YOU'VE BEEN MARKED.
YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO VIRGINIA.
YOU'RE NOT GOING IN THERE ALONE.
-AAH!
THAT FELT GOOD.
AMBROSE.
AMBROSE?
AMBROSE.
AMBROSE?
AMBROSE. [ SQUELCHING ]
-WHOA, CHECK THIS OUT.
[ GASPING ]
-YOU OKAY?
[ VOMITS ]
-AMBROSE, DON'T KILL HER!
-[ COUGHS, VOMITS ] -I CAN FIX THIS!
JUST TELL ME WHERE THE NECKLACE IS.
-[ GROWLING ]
-[ GASPS ]
-I'M NOT RIDING IN THIS THING AGAIN UNTIL YOU GET NEW TAGS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY DRUGS I HAVE ON ME RIGHT NOW?
-JUST KEEP WATCH WHILE I SNEAK INSIDE.
-WELL, MY NIGHT JUST GOT AWHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING.
-DAD?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
EVE SENTYOU A GORGEOUS BOUQUET.
I'M GONNA GETYOU SOME WATER.
-WHERE'S THE NECKLACE?
-NOELLE.
[ COUGHS ]
-GET -- GET ON THE COUCH!
WHO ARE YOU?! -I CAN EXPLAIN.
I CAN EXPL-- -WHO ARE YOU?
-I'M -- I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR FATHER'S, RAYMOND.
HE WAS WORKING AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE
THE NIGHT THAT HE DISAPPEARED.
-OH, YOU'RE -- YOU'RE EVE'S SON.
RAYMOND.
-RAYMOND.
-JESUS.
-I-IS THAT -- DOES THAT NECKLACE BELONG TO YOU?
-UH, NO. I-I --
WELL, I FOUND IT IN MY FATHER'S JACKET.
-I'M SORRY, IT'S STOLEN PROPERTY,
AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK FOR IT BACK.
-S-STOLEN?
OH.
SORRY.
JUST TAKE IT. IT'S NOT REALLY MY THING, ANYWAY.
IT'S VINTAGE, SO... -WOW.
SO, UM -- SO YOU'RE HECTOR'S DAUGHTER.
IT'S SO WEIRD OUR FAMILIES HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG,
YET WE'VE NEVER MET.
-WELL, I WAS GROUNDED FOR MOST OF MY CHILDHOOD,
SO THERE WAS THAT.
AND THEN, UH, I RUN AN INTERNET BUSINESS.
IT KEEPS ME BUSY. -BUSTY LATINA BOOTYS, RIGHT?!
-YOU KNOW MY SITE?
-BOOTYLOVER44.
-OH, YOU'RE A KINKY ONE.
-YOU'RE -- YOU'RE NOELLE! -YOU'RE A DIRTY ONE.
-I AM A DIRTY ONE. -YOU ARE A DIRTY ONE.
-SMALL WORLD. -IT IS.
-HOLY SHIT. SMALL WORLD.
I CAN'T TELLYOU WHATA PLEASURE IT'S BEEN
MASTURBATING TO YOU. -THANK YOU.
NO, IT'S BEEN A REAL PLEASURE TAKING YOUR MONEY.
SO, YOU WANT TO WATCH TV OR SOMETHING?
-NO. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY -- -I'LL LEAVE.
-WHERE'S MY CAR?
-THEY TOWED IT.
-YOU DIDN'T STOP THEM?
-FUCKING PIGS.
COME ON, MY CAR'S AT THE BAR.
[ THUDS ]
-SHOULDN'T WE CALLACAB?
-WELL, YEAH, DUDE,
BECAUSE THEY'RE A BUNCH OF LIBERAL COCKSUCKERS.
YOU -- YOU LISTENING TO AWORD WE'RE SAYING?
THEY'LL SOCIALIZE THAT JACKET IF YOU LET THEM.
[ DOOR OPENS ]
FUCK. -MY KEYS ARE IN THE BACK.
-OH, WHATYOU GOTTHERE, BUD?
GIVE IT TO ME!
-GIVE IT BACK, POPE! SERIOUSLY, MAN!
-WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH?
-YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE
AND PROBABLY GET MYASS KICKED. -PROVE IT.
-[ GRUNTS ]
-SUCK ON THAT.
-FELLAS, MAKE SURE TO TELL MY PAROLE OFFICER
THIS WAS SELF-DEFENSE, HUH?
-LAYA HAND ON HIM AND THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.
-STAY BACK, BECCA. STAY BACK.
-STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS, BECCA.
I'VE NEVER HITA GIRL, AND I'M NOTABOUT TO START.
I'M PRETTY SURE I'LL LIKE IT. -I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, POPE.
-FINE, GIRLY.
JUST REMEMBER THATYOU BEGGED FOR IT HUH?
-[ SCREAMS ]
-OW! FUCK!
-KEYS! [ KEYS JINGLE ]
WHOO!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?
-MOM, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK?
ARE YOU OKAY? -THE BANISTER BROKE.
WHICH IS ODD, WE JUST HAD IT REPLACED.
-MOM, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW.
-SHE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE, ALL RIGHT?
DID I NOT WARN YOU
ABOUT STEPPING FOOT IN THIS HOUSE AGAIN? HUH?
-DON... -AND YOU --
YOU STOP RUNNING AFTER MY BOY.
YOU'RE TROUBLE.
-SUCK MY DICK.
-WHATARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THOSE SHOVELS?
HUH?! -WAIT!
WAIT! WAIT.
WAIT.
-STOP. STOP!
STOP WITH THE GODDAMN SHOVELS.
STOP TEARING UP MY GODDAMN YARD!
-HEY, DAD, THANKS FOR TELLING ME
I'VE BEEN ON ANTIPSYCHOTICS FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS.
-WHAT? -THE BLOOD-PRESSURE MEDICATION
I'VE BEEN ON FOR LIKE HALF MY LIFE, IT'S ALLA FREAKING LIE.
DAD'S BEEN GETTING DR. CARPENTER TO PRESCRIBE ME ANTIPSYCHOTICS.
-AND FOR GOOD REASON. -[ GASPS ]
-EVER SINCE YOU STARTED TAKING THESE,
YOU STOPPED SEEING THOSE GODDAMN GHOSTS.
REMEMBER HOW HE SCARED YOU ALL THE TIME,
ACTING CRAZY LIKE THIS, LIKE HE IS RIGHT NOW?
STOP IT!
YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, RAYMOND. BIG TROUBLE.
EVE, MAKE THE CALL. -NO.
I WON'T DONALD.
-ALL RIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT
YOU DO ITYOUR GODDAMN SELF.
-WHAT'S HE DOING?
-HE'S HAVING YOU COMMITTED.
-GOOD.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SIRENS WAIL ]
-THEY'RE COMING, RAYMOND.
THE WAGON FROM THE NUTHOUSE IS COMING TO TAKE YOU AWAY.
-IS THATA DEAD BODY?
-SLEEP WELL, HANNAH.
-[ SIGHS ] [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
-IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S GOT TO GO.
-DONALD -- -STOP. STOP. STOP IT.
[ WIND HOWLING ]
-[ SCREAMING ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ HOWLING CONTINUES ]
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
-COME ON.
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ HOWLING STOPS ]
WHAT...THE...
[ HANDCUFFS RATTLE ]
-ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN.
WE JUST REUNITED A FAMILY IN THE AFTERLIFE
AND SPARED YOU FROM THE WRATH OF AVENGEFUL SPIRIT.
SO, ON BEHALF OF BECCAAND I,
I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY FUCK YOU, FUCKYOU,
AND ESPECIALLY, FUCK YOU.
NOTYOU, MOM. I LOVE YOU.
-I LOVE YOU, TOO.
-[ GRUNTS ]
-[ LAUGHS ]
-"F" YOU!
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
-♪ I RAN OUT OF TIME, MY HEAD IN A LINE ♪
♪ YOU SAY, "YOU'RE TOO GONE," I WRITE YOU A SONG ♪
♪ BEFORE I WOULD START OUR LIFE, IN MY MIND ♪
♪ CONTINUE TO HOLD, CONTINUE TO HOLD ♪
-CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST DAY.
NERVOUS? -YEAH, I'M NERVOUS.
I MEAN, YOU GAVE UP BARTENDING TO WORK FOR ME.
WHAT IF THIS DOESN'T PAN OUT?
-I BELIEVE IN YOU.
READY TO GREETYOUR CUSTOMERS?
-YEAH.
[ SIGHS ]
-WELL, IT'S MORNING.
MOST HAUNTINGS HAPPEN AT NIGHT.
-I DON'T NEED YOU TO CHEER ME UP.
[ BELLS JINGLE ]
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
EVERYONE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
PLEASE SIGN IN, AND WE'LL GET TO YOU
ONEATATIME AS FASTAS WE CAN.
-OHH.
[ INDISTINCT CHATTER ]
-THANKS.
-♪ ONE SATURDAY, I TOOKAWALK TO ZIPPERHEAD ♪
♪ I METAGIRL THERE AND SHE ALMOST KNOCKED ME DEAD ♪
♪ PUNK ROCK GIRL, PLEASE LOOKAT ME ♪
♪ WHAT DO YOU SEE? ♪
♪ LET'S TRAVEL 'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
♪ JUSTYOU AND ME, PUNK ROCK GIRL ♪
♪ I TAPPED HER ON THE SHOULDER AND SAID DO YOU HAVEA BEAU? ♪
♪ SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AND SAID SHE DID NOT KNOW ♪
♪ PUNK ROCK GIRL, GIVE ME ACHANCE, LET'S GO SLAMDANCE ♪
♪ WE'LL DRESS LIKE MINNIE PEARL ♪
♪ JUSTYOU AND ME, PUNK ROCK GIRL ♪
♪ WE WENT TO THE PHILLY PIZZA COMPANY ♪
♪AND ORDERED SOME HOT TEA♪
♪ THE WAITRESS SAID, "WELL, NO, WE ONLY HAVE IT ICED" ♪
♪ SO WE JUMPED UP ON THE TABLE AND SHOUTED "ANARCHY" ♪
♪AND SOMEONE PLAYED A BEACH BOYS SONG ON THE JUKEBOX ♪
♪ IT WAS "CALIFORNIA DREAMIN"' SO WE STARTED SCREAMIN' ♪
♪ "ON SUCH AWINTER'S DAY" ♪
♪ SHE TOOK ME TO HER PARENTS FORASUNDAY MEAL ♪
♪ HER FATHER TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME ♪
♪AND HE BEGAN TO SQUEAL ♪
♪ PUNK ROCK GIRL, IT MAKES NO SENSE ♪
♪ YOUR DAD IS THE VICE PRESIDENT ♪
♪ RICH AS THE DUKE OF EARL ♪
♪ YEAH, YOU'RE FOR ME, PUNK ROCK GIRL ♪
♪ WE WENT TO A SHOPPING MALL ♪
♪AND LAUGHED ATALL THE SHOPPERS ♪
♪AND SECURITY GUARDS TRAILED US TO A RECORD SHOP ♪
♪ WE ASKED FOR MOJO NIXON ♪
♪ THEY SAID, "HE DON'T WORK HERE" ♪
♪ WE SAID, "IF YOU DON'T GOT MOJO NIXON ♪
♪ THEN YOUR STORE COULD USE SOME FIXIN"' ♪
♪ WE GOT INTO A CAR, AWAY WE STARTED ROLLIN' ♪
♪ I SAID, "HOW MUCH YOU PAY FOR THIS?" ♪
♪ SHE SAID, "NOTHING, MAN, IT'S STOLEN" ♪
♪ PUNK ROCK GIRL, YOU LOOK SO WILD ♪
♪ LET'S HAVEA CHILD ♪
♪ WE'LL NAME HER MINNIE PEARL ♪
♪ JUSTYOU AND ME, EATING FUDGE BANANASWIRL ♪
♪ JUSTYOU AND ME, WE'LL TRAVEL 'ROUND THE WORLD ♪
♪ JUSTYOU AND ME ♪
♪ PUNK ROCK GIRL ♪♪
-♪ NOT SURE IT'S MY BUSINESS, BUT HERE'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ♪
♪AND WHEN WE TALKABOUT IT TALKABOUT IT TALKABOUT IT ♪
♪ TALK UNTIL MY VOICE IS GONE AND I'M THROUGH WITH YOU, BABY ♪
♪ I'M THROUGH TELLING YOU ♪
♪ BECAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BELIEVE ♪
♪ YOU BEST START BELIEVIN' I'M GONNA BE LEAVIN' ♪
♪ IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME ♪
♪ NOW, I SAID, "I LA-LA-LA-LA LOVE YOU, BABY ♪
♪AND I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL" ♪
♪AND IF I LOVE YOU... ♪
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
♪ SO I LEFTYOU ON A FRIDAY NIGHT ♪
♪ BY SUNDAYYOU WERE SAD ♪
♪AND SUDDENLY YOU WERE BELIEVING ♪
♪ IT WAS THE BEST THAT I EVER HAD ♪
♪ I HELD YOUR HAND ♪
♪ WE WALKED DOWN BY THOSE TRAIN TRACKS, BABY ♪
♪AND WE CRUISED DOWN THE AVENUE ♪
♪AND WHEN I SAW YOU DANCING...BABY ♪
♪ WELL, I FELT THAT I KNEW IT WAS YOU ♪
♪ I SAID, "I LA-LA-LA-LA LOVE YOU, BABY ♪