
2
00:00:49,185 --> 00:00:50,885
- I heard that.
- No, you didn't.

3
00:00:50,952 --> 00:00:52,681
- Yes I did.
- I did too.

4
00:00:54,852 --> 00:00:56,851
Hey, Sandy, what the hell.

5
00:00:57,171 --> 00:01:00,576
- Mom!
- It's just for germs, they're for enemy.

6
00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:03,972
- Good luck in your test.
- Like I need luck.

7
00:01:06,437 --> 00:01:08,453
- Mom.
- I'm sorry.

8
00:01:09,015 --> 00:01:14,070
Have a great day.
And remember, own your own power.

9
00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,423
Powerful Chicken run.

10
00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:19,169
Sorry.

11
00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,720
Don't forget to bring the DVD for my birthday.

12
00:01:21,754 --> 00:01:24,554
I told Lizzie she's not bringing it
for show and tell tomorrow.

13
00:01:24,588 --> 00:01:28,667
- Do I ever forget anything?
- Just do it! Ok, Mom?

14
00:01:30,552 --> 00:01:32,552
Go!

15
00:02:33,804 --> 00:02:37,589
Welcome to the Frank Magic Jr.
6th birthday celebration.

16
00:02:37,623 --> 00:02:40,716
- We have many famous guests. Famous.
- Well, we're here.

17
00:02:44,446 --> 00:02:46,145
Cute.

18
00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:20,471
Yeah, that's it.

19
00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:24,432
Oh, Molly, Molly.

20
00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,313
Molly Foster?!

21
00:03:26,350 --> 00:03:29,941
You're a magician.
A little magician.

22
00:03:31,954 --> 00:03:34,501
Doing Sandy a nice favor.

23
00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:44,185
Molly. Yes, Molly.

24
00:03:45,686 --> 00:03:47,798
Oh, my God!

25
00:03:52,728 --> 00:03:55,637
Mom I don't understand why
we have to move into the city?

26
00:03:57,083 --> 00:04:01,340
The city is the center of everything honey
It will be a fresh start.

27
00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:06,019
Dad said that only minority ventured
Capitalists live in the city.

28
00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:07,621
And now we do too.

29
00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:28,707
Are we gonna meet any transvestite?

30
00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,339
What is transvestite?

31
00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:33,510
It is a person who has a penis
and a vagina and they live in the city.

32
00:04:33,511 --> 00:04:35,711
That's not what it is.

33
00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:39,027
Okay, guys, it's the place.

34
00:04:39,309 --> 00:04:41,244
I really have to pee.

35
00:04:41,278 --> 00:04:43,675
Can you hold it a little longer?

36
00:04:44,395 --> 00:04:46,137
Welcome to New York City.

37
00:04:46,315 --> 00:04:48,732
We're only here because
our parents are getting a divorce.

38
00:04:48,772 --> 00:04:51,210
stop smiling or
I'm taking you to Oprah.

39
00:04:51,246 --> 00:04:53,023
- Sadie.
- You know I've read about this.

40
00:04:53,258 --> 00:04:56,507
It's fairly typical behavior for
children of divorced.

41
00:04:56,643 --> 00:04:58,691
How about taking the bags?

42
00:04:58,726 --> 00:05:02,128
Mommy, check this out! We're
writing our names.

43
00:05:02,629 --> 00:05:04,528
Oh God!

44
00:05:08,727 --> 00:05:10,994
You can't move around for
the rest of your life.

45
00:05:11,709 --> 00:05:15,286
It's only been three weeks, mom.
Give me some time.

46
00:05:15,322 --> 00:05:17,523
Oh, such a smart girl.

47
00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:21,505
She never graduated college,
and you hated her.

48
00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,597
But the French, she spoke it so beautiful.

49
00:05:24,632 --> 00:05:26,080
She was from there.

50
00:05:26,115 --> 00:05:30,292
She was a Finklestein,
It is hard not to love a Finklestein.

51
00:05:30,628 --> 00:05:33,889
Anyway, I spoke to your cousin Lou,
and she arranged a job interview,

52
00:05:33,925 --> 00:05:36,760
Women's Center, where she used to work,
Get you out of your punk.

53
00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:39,282
I have a job,
at the coffee shop.

54
00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:42,512
Oh, it's depressing and you're a college graduate,
Aram, for crying out loud.

55
00:05:42,540 --> 00:05:46,384
You'll finally put that Ladies Studies
major of yours to good use.

56
00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:49,638
It's a minor, Dad
and it's called sociology.

57
00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:53,628
BA from Stanford
Journalism from Northwestern.

58
00:05:53,729 --> 00:05:57,253
You do realize that it's
just a stat checking job?

59
00:05:57,488 --> 00:06:00,940
I've been raising two kids, and

60
00:06:03,341 --> 00:06:05,491
I'm divorced.

61
00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:10,769
And I'm sure I'll be good at this
because I'm very organized.

62
00:06:12,738 --> 00:06:16,916
I love sports,
well not hockey, so much.

63
00:06:17,462 --> 00:06:22,017
You see, once the kids were born
I decided to stay home for a while.

64
00:06:22,545 --> 00:06:26,873
Coz you know, babies
take up a lot of time.

65
00:06:27,843 --> 00:06:30,791
Maybe you don't know.

66
00:06:30,909 --> 00:06:35,175
Anyway, eventually they went to school

67
00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:38,129
and I started having a little time in my hands.

68
00:06:38,243 --> 00:06:41,416
And compiled these
stat books,

69
00:06:41,451 --> 00:06:44,446
and made up this graphing system.

70
00:06:44,546 --> 00:06:46,046
Yeah, hmm.

71
00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:03,658
How?

72
00:07:03,693 --> 00:07:07,494
It's time, and a great
satellite TV package.

73
00:07:08,771 --> 00:07:13,839
Aram Finklestein, that's
a Jewish name, right?

74
00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,965
What are your feelings
about women, Aram?

75
00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:26,126
Are you kidding?
I think you're great up until...

76
00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:31,739
Recently I was planning on spending the rest
of my life with a woman.

77
00:07:33,216 --> 00:07:37,436
Not that I wanted to spend it
with a man, I just...

78
00:07:37,970 --> 00:07:40,741
One experience with a woman,

79
00:07:43,094 --> 00:07:49,064
kinda took away my faith in love,
and I guess, everything.

80
00:07:50,983 --> 00:07:55,503
Aram, I know you took some Women's studies
courses in College.

81
00:07:55,537 --> 00:07:59,068
But other than that, do you have any kind of
experience

82
00:07:59,069 --> 00:08:01,893
that you think might have prepared you for this
job?

83
00:08:05,573 --> 00:08:09,558
I used to buy
tampons for my mother.

84
00:08:10,109 --> 00:08:14,198
You will fit in perfectly, yes.

85
00:08:16,506 --> 00:08:19,065
I have met my soul mate.

86
00:08:19,407 --> 00:08:23,370
You met a really hot French girl
who needed a green card.

87
00:08:23,629 --> 00:08:25,784
- She was so...
- Hot.

88
00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:27,865
- She wasn't that.
- Sexy.

89
00:08:27,901 --> 00:08:30,978
It was something else. She needed me.

90
00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,849
Yes, to get a green card.

91
00:08:32,885 --> 00:08:36,950
There's gotta be more meaning
to it than all of this.

92
00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:41,897
You know living at your parents' place isn't
exactly... grab a life by the balls you know.

93
00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:43,628
I'm saving up.

94
00:08:43,664 --> 00:08:48,683
I hate to tell you this but...
you work in a coffee shop.

95
00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:52,037
And your hot French wife
left you for her brother.

96
00:08:52,147 --> 00:08:53,550
Stop it.

97
00:08:54,088 --> 00:08:55,791
Can I get you something?

98
00:08:56,299 --> 00:08:59,459
Yeah, this ad says...
you have an apartment for rent?

99
00:08:59,494 --> 00:09:00,892
Yet, ours have a...

100
00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:04,691
Which I would be happy to show you.

101
00:09:06,391 --> 00:09:07,691
- Sure.
- Cool.

102
00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:13,272
I'm Mitchell, and this right here is Aram.

103
00:09:13,306 --> 00:09:15,687
He's trying to figure out the meaning of life.

104
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:20,275
He also is a wonderful babysitter
if you ever need one.

105
00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:22,997
Just a break of the apartment.

106
00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:25,930
- Hey, little guys.
- Mama, I do not want to live here.

107
00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:29,292
- I want my room.
- How many more apartment are we going to look at?

108
00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:37,879
- I got an apartment.
- You're fast.

109
00:09:38,567 --> 00:09:42,485
It's not great, but my husband
won't be there so that's a plus.

110
00:09:42,522 --> 00:09:44,757
How are you so well adjusted?

111
00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:48,111
All those years with the PTA, I don't have a
choose.

112
00:09:48,145 --> 00:09:49,883
How's the job search?

113
00:09:49,919 --> 00:09:52,651
I got one, fact check for SNN.

114
00:09:52,686 --> 00:09:56,474
You are unbelievable, you're almost fully healed.

115
00:09:56,509 --> 00:10:00,755
You know everyone says what a nightmare it is to
get divorced
you're bad, I feel good.

116
00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:03,121
No residual or anything?

117
00:10:03,881 --> 00:10:06,443
This is the best thing
that ever happened to me.

118
00:10:06,777 --> 00:10:08,966
Trapped in some suburban hell, same thing

119
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,958
day after day like a
"hamster in a wheel.

120
00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:13,693
Up on your feet, let's ride to happiness.

121
00:10:13,727 --> 00:10:17,201
All you need now to
complete the healing is to get laid.

122
00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,863
Oh no, that's one thing
I'm not ready for.

123
00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:21,983
Look I don't expect you
to fall in love with this guy.

124
00:10:23,703 --> 00:10:27,219
This guy?
Oh, no! What have you done?

125
00:10:27,255 --> 00:10:30,292
A chiropractor, who fixed me up with
that whole elevator shaft thing.

126
00:10:30,327 --> 00:10:33,980
Anyway, he smells great, and went
to an Ivy League College.

127
00:10:34,014 --> 00:10:35,993
- Where?
- Santa Barbara.

128
00:10:36,029 --> 00:10:37,658
That's not Ivy League.

129
00:10:37,692 --> 00:10:39,959
Well, he's in great shape,
and he has a country house.

130
00:10:39,996 --> 00:10:41,516
And I already told him all about you.

131
00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,718
Wait, I think that's the kid
who showed me the apartment.

132
00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:46,655
The one that tried to kiss you?

133
00:10:46,690 --> 00:10:49,494
No, he just works
in the coffee shop right below.

134
00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:52,347
- Too bad, he's cute.
- Yeah like 10.

135
00:10:52,380 --> 00:10:54,331
Nice ass, Coffee boy.

136
00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:02,246
Just go out with my
chiropractor, and have a good time

137
00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,557
maybe screw him, you know, that's seems right.

138
00:11:09,163 --> 00:11:13,004
Why are you here?
It's been three weeks.

139
00:11:13,247 --> 00:11:14,746
I came to see you.

140
00:11:41,287 --> 00:11:43,375
Have fun.

141
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:47,049
There's this huge kid,
and he has like so much fat on him.

142
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:51,646
He sat at me at gym class,
and told me who would change my name to Pablo.

143
00:11:51,682 --> 00:11:55,929
- Frankie, that is terrible, are you okay
sweetie?.
- it's Pablo.

144
00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:57,358
and yes, it was fun.

145
00:11:57,394 --> 00:12:00,008
- So, listen...
- Oh, uh.

146
00:12:00,043 --> 00:12:02,869
- What?
- Whenever you say, "So, listen,"

147
00:12:02,903 --> 00:12:04,507
is always something strange.

148
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:07,785
It's not weird, it's just that I'm
thinking about going on a date.

149
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,497
I don't know, what I really want to but I,

150
00:12:10,531 --> 00:12:13,570
I think it will be a positive step for me..

151
00:12:14,347 --> 00:12:16,460
But I just wanted to see how
you guys would feel about it..

152
00:12:16,495 --> 00:12:18,159
Are you gonna have sex with them?

153
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:19,884
That's an inappropriate question..

154
00:12:25,811 --> 00:12:30,745
Hey guys, you know, if we're gonna live in the
city,

155
00:12:30,779 --> 00:12:33,325
we're gonna have to learn to deal
with these kind of stuff ok.

156
00:12:34,361 --> 00:12:37,403
So just stick with me and be polite.

157
00:12:43,171 --> 00:12:45,567
- Hello
- Hi

158
00:12:48,857 --> 00:12:50,831
Thanks you for coming in on such short notice.

159
00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,575
I won't normally put you on this type of
situation,

160
00:12:52,609 --> 00:12:55,500
without some training,
but we're really in a vine.

161
00:12:55,535 --> 00:12:58,637
- Whatever I can do to help.
- Ok, great, now why don't you put your suit on.

162
00:12:58,672 --> 00:13:00,258
And then meet me at the activities room.

163
00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,967
- A suit?
- Yeah, it's in the closet behind you.

164
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:06,927
Now try to hurry, self-defense class
starts exactly at 5:30.

165
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,257
Mommy, why do you have to do this?

166
00:13:09,290 --> 00:13:13,407
Because now that we live in New York
we're gonna all kinds of different people.

167
00:13:13,441 --> 00:13:15,331
and we need to know
how to deal with them.

168
00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,123
Like the man with the penis?

169
00:13:19,943 --> 00:13:23,841
So you're walking down the street,
and all of a sudden you hear...

170
00:13:25,435 --> 00:13:28,142
hey, sweet lips, I like that ass.

171
00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:32,287
Hey mommy, why don't you come over here,
sit on my face...?

172
00:13:32,727 --> 00:13:36,681
Hey, kid, how would like
to make a quick $ 100?

173
00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:40,291
- Yes, sure.
- No, you don't kid, you don't want that money.

174
00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:44,254
Self-preservation in
in a city of predators.

175
00:13:44,755 --> 00:13:47,554
That's what you will learn in here.

176
00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:50,898
Let's meet our perpetrator.

177
00:13:54,637 --> 00:13:56,320
Hi

178
00:14:01,086 --> 00:14:03,745
No words perf
unless they're scripted.

179
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:06,051
Begin scenario eight.

180
00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,370
Hey, sweet lips.

181
00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:23,188
Scenario 3.

182
00:14:25,988 --> 00:14:28,835
Hey, baby, that should be illegal.

183
00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:37,342
5.

184
00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:41,515
Mrs. Sanchez, it appears you have
a yeast infection,

185
00:14:45,442 --> 00:14:47,597
and an unbelievable set of tits.

186
00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:56,842
For our last exercise,
I am going to demonstrate

187
00:14:56,876 --> 00:15:00,448
what I call, "Ocean of anger. "

188
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:03,829
Hold on, because we are about to go deep.

189
00:15:04,283 --> 00:15:06,811
All of us as
women have developed

190
00:15:06,846 --> 00:15:09,736
a reservoir of resentment and anger.

191
00:15:10,378 --> 00:15:14,189
And these reservoirs put together
form an ocean,

192
00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:19,704
and this ocean is available
for all us to draw from.

193
00:15:19,739 --> 00:15:24,227
It holds the collective power
of every women,

194
00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:29,216
who has ever been wronged
in an inappropriate sexual remark

195
00:15:29,408 --> 00:15:33,781
being underpaid for a
job you've done better than a man,

196
00:15:34,328 --> 00:15:37,798
ancestor who was a slave.

197
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,364
Or rice picker, or simply

198
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,339
lowman on the totem pole.

199
00:15:46,303 --> 00:15:51,727
A husband who has wronged you,
who has cheated and lied to you,

200
00:15:51,944 --> 00:15:55,322
or you, or you, or you.

201
00:15:55,356 --> 00:15:59,098
- I'm a lesbian.
- See me after class.

202
00:15:59,169 --> 00:16:04,681
All of this anger is present
in all of you, right now and always.

203
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,240
I need a volunteer.

204
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,048
Mom!

205
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,244
Don't!

206
00:16:21,621 --> 00:16:25,199
You are going to call upon this history

207
00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:30,042
and unleash the ocean of anger on our perf.

208
00:16:30,108 --> 00:16:32,936
May I, just need a quick bathroom break?

209
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:35,277
Zip it, perf.
Tell him to zip it.

210
00:16:37,301 --> 00:16:40,686
- Zip it, perf.
- Again, good, louder.

211
00:16:52,426 --> 00:16:53,885
Zip it, perf.

212
00:16:53,921 --> 00:16:57,659
Now tell him what
you wanna tell him.

213
00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:10,516
Dirty little fucking scumbag.

214
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:14,600
take your disease riddled whore
and fuck her in hell

215
00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:16,265
for all eternity,

216
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,006
May the devil burn you,

217
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:22,058
with hot jagged metal,

218
00:17:22,059 --> 00:17:26,945
and suffocate you with mountain fury.

219
00:17:27,081 --> 00:17:29,340
Now, unleash!.

220
00:17:33,548 --> 00:17:34,942
Oh my God.

221
00:17:34,998 --> 00:17:37,224
Is there a safe word I should be aware of?

222
00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,134
Time out.

223
00:18:00,796 --> 00:18:04,363
My life was never gonna be this way

224
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,624
It's okay.

225
00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:30,315
I know you.

226
00:18:31,487 --> 00:18:34,078
I don't see how getting beat up
by a bunch of chicks everyday

227
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,841
is getting you any closer
to the meaning of his life.

228
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:39,198
I'm helping people,
I'm contributing to the world.

229
00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:42,384
Not like an actor.

230
00:18:42,419 --> 00:18:46,705
Buddy, I reflect life back unto itself, ok?

231
00:18:46,739 --> 00:18:51,688
Thereby, taking mirror,
like a theatre mirror.

232
00:18:56,968 --> 00:19:00,320
- Look at you.
- Oh, it's not as bad as it feels.

233
00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:02,641
My mom was sorry she beat you up so bad.

234
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,387
Thank you, Frankie.

235
00:19:04,422 --> 00:19:07,425
Don't worry about it,
your mom didn't beat me up.

236
00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:08,726
I've been going through a lot...

237
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:11,065
- Can I get a blueberry muffin...?
- Not right now sweetheart.

238
00:19:11,229 --> 00:19:14,599
I've been going through a lot recently
I didn't realize how much it was affecting me.

239
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,688
- Don't worry about it.
- Just saying sorry.

240
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,933
- I pick it up.
- I helped.

241
00:19:19,337 --> 00:19:21,930
If palm gets squeezed into it, you could die.

242
00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:24,979
I was wondering
if I could take you up on your offer

243
00:19:26,015 --> 00:19:27,559
to baby-sit.

244
00:19:28,035 --> 00:19:30,011
If it still holds, that is.

245
00:19:30,146 --> 00:19:32,492
I don't really... I mean, I haven't
you know in a little while...

246
00:19:33,027 --> 00:19:35,786
I figured since they,
hired at the Women's Center,

247
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:38,121
You must be trustworthy.

248
00:19:39,861 --> 00:19:44,636
I guess I could pop upstairs
some day after work for a couple of hours.

249
00:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,537
Would Thursday work?

250
00:19:46,571 --> 00:19:49,181
- She has a date.
- With a big pimp.

251
00:19:52,198 --> 00:19:53,850
Where do you learn this stuff?

252
00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:58,390
Olivia at school taught me, she's
my hell, we play.

253
00:19:59,418 --> 00:20:01,345
What ever happened to kickball.

254
00:20:02,881 --> 00:20:05,142
Would 7 o'clock be okay?

255
00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,296
Oh, great.

256
00:20:13,185 --> 00:20:16,845
There are times when the lost
must be found,

257
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,965
and other times when the lost
must find themselves.

258
00:20:21,001 --> 00:20:22,588
Very well said Rabbi.

259
00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:27,505
Not that he's a bad little boy
just misguided, falling in with the wrong crowd.

260
00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:31,648
Are you talking about me? I only hang out
with you and Dad?

261
00:20:31,683 --> 00:20:36,955
The battles are not only fought on
the battlefield, Roberto but also in the soul.

262
00:20:36,993 --> 00:20:39,145
My soul is fine. Great.

263
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,304
What does his future hold?

264
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,311
Mom, he's not a palm reader.

265
00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,492
A new job is in order.

266
00:20:47,527 --> 00:20:52,161
Luckily, my cousin is a head hunter
are you interested in business, Aram?

267
00:20:52,194 --> 00:20:53,926
Yes

268
00:20:53,995 --> 00:20:56,913
Kids, your babysitter's here.
Come say hello.

269
00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:00,061
Sadie usually goes to bed a bit later than
Frankie,

270
00:21:00,097 --> 00:21:02,498
but due to her unscheduled
emergency surgery

271
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,184
she'll be going to bed the same time.
- Oh my God.

272
00:21:05,719 --> 00:21:09,738
Are you sure I should be staying with
her after she just had surgery?

273
00:21:15,677 --> 00:21:18,149
This was her surgery.

274
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:20,835
I told you it was dead
when I found it.

275
00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:23,467
Yes, but I highly doubt
its organs have been harvested.

276
00:21:23,503 --> 00:21:26,676
- I hate you.
- Can I play Wii?

277
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:28,058
For half an hour.

278
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,346
- You're gonna be okay, right?
- Yeah

279
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:36,610
Truth is, I didn't know if I want to go on this
date,

280
00:21:36,612 --> 00:21:38,729
it's just my friend, she's kinda

281
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:42,059
forcing me. Things we need to get with.

282
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,179
Release some tension.

283
00:21:48,543 --> 00:21:51,597
Do I look okay? Everything's in order.

284
00:21:52,618 --> 00:21:54,945
It seems to be.

285
00:21:58,871 --> 00:22:01,778
- Goodbye, Frankie.
- Bye.

286
00:22:07,678 --> 00:22:10,553
- Hey Frank.
- Call me Pablo.

287
00:22:11,421 --> 00:22:14,887
He also had some cranial seizures as well as TMJ.

288
00:22:16,897 --> 00:22:18,665
So what did you do?

289
00:22:18,699 --> 00:22:21,673
I went right home and I took out my skeleton.

290
00:22:22,109 --> 00:22:27,223
- Your skeleton?
- It's really as weird as it sounds.

291
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:32,079
I have this bone replica skeleton, keep it the
house
and I use it to figure stuff out.

292
00:22:32,781 --> 00:22:36,119
This way I can put it in different positions and
see how they affect his bone structure.

293
00:22:36,460 --> 00:22:39,407
- It's a him?
- Yes it's him.

294
00:22:40,245 --> 00:22:42,384
Thought it would be weird if it was a her.

295
00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:46,199
That way people might think
I'm seeing somebody,

296
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:50,520
and it might actually drive away
beautiful women like you.

297
00:22:50,561 --> 00:22:52,602
I'm a mom.

298
00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,431
Why did I say that?

299
00:22:55,467 --> 00:22:57,985
It's okay, it's alright, I know. It's true.

300
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:02,939
You are a mom.
And you are incredibly beautiful.

301
00:23:02,951 --> 00:23:06,126
You have excellent posture.

302
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:22,295
Excuse me for just a second.

303
00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:41,792
You haven't told me much about yourself.

304
00:23:41,828 --> 00:23:43,930
My God.

305
00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:51,508
- Hello
- I'm here.

306
00:23:51,837 --> 00:23:53,667
I thought I'd lost you for a second.

307
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:04,581
No, I grew up just outside
San Francisco.

308
00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:07,560
That's a great town.

309
00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,397
Do you have any hobby?

310
00:24:14,688 --> 00:24:16,364
Just take care of my kids.

311
00:24:16,399 --> 00:24:19,440
No, no, that's not

312
00:24:19,534 --> 00:24:22,925
a hobby.

313
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,317
I used to like to windsurf.

314
00:24:28,352 --> 00:24:31,606
Longboard? Shortboard?
Ocean, lake, what?

315
00:24:32,285 --> 00:24:34,747
Lake, mostly lake.

316
00:24:35,949 --> 00:24:38,210
I competed when I was younger.

317
00:24:45,783 --> 00:24:49,933
Competed in windsurfing,
That's impressing.

318
00:24:50,404 --> 00:24:51,822
So?

319
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:54,404
You.. like the beautiful you, you

320
00:24:57,506 --> 00:25:01,556
You are fascinating.

321
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,581
What's your normal job?

322
00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:09,986
- I work at the coffee shop.
- I mean your real job?

323
00:25:10,813 --> 00:25:12,453
It was my real job.

324
00:25:12,488 --> 00:25:14,228
but you are in the blowup suit too.

325
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,436
That was just once, I quit there.

326
00:25:16,471 --> 00:25:19,326
- Didn't you go to college?
- Yes

327
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:22,067
I hope I'll have a real job
by the time I'm your age.

328
00:25:23,884 --> 00:25:25,223
Knockout!.

329
00:25:25,258 --> 00:25:27,333
The Pablo man had knocked you out.

330
00:25:28,668 --> 00:25:31,750
So are we gonna have fun tonight
or you're gonna be one of those boring babysitter?

331
00:25:32,284 --> 00:25:33,917
Hey guys, it's me.

332
00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:40,020
I don't know why you're not picking up,
Anyway, I hope everything's okay.

333
00:25:42,422 --> 00:25:44,178
Yeah, ok, bye.

334
00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:47,040
Worried about the kids, huh

335
00:25:54,557 --> 00:25:57,103
My new babysitter have not much experience yet.

336
00:25:57,539 --> 00:25:59,907
I know exactly what you need.

337
00:26:03,345 --> 00:26:06,494
See, we all hold our
tension somewhere.

338
00:26:07,028 --> 00:26:09,036
For you, it's in your shoulders,

339
00:26:11,872 --> 00:26:15,221
and just a little bit in your ass.

340
00:26:16,661 --> 00:26:18,916
There's much experience as I have...

341
00:26:19,952 --> 00:26:23,894
can tell just by the way
as people walk...

342
00:26:28,806 --> 00:26:30,941
and even by the way they smile.

343
00:26:39,713 --> 00:26:41,448
No charge.

344
00:26:47,581 --> 00:26:50,207
This thing got my arm.

345
00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:54,524
I'm running through the forest.

346
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:59,759
Leave me one arm,
please don't...

347
00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:05,072
I'll get claustrophobic wearing human skin mask.

348
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:07,309
You couldn't even wear
a hulk mask last Halloween.

349
00:27:07,344 --> 00:27:09,831
That's because it was hot and it smelled bad.

350
00:27:09,865 --> 00:27:11,341
- That was your breath, retard.
- Sadie...

351
00:27:11,376 --> 00:27:13,164
- Actually...
- C'mon, you don't need to do...

352
00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:14,866
It's 11 o'clock.

353
00:27:14,898 --> 00:27:17,856
Gotta to get you to bed
before your mom comes home.

354
00:27:20,331 --> 00:27:22,358
- How about the "Exorcist".
- Okay.

355
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,822
I don't feel so good.

356
00:27:23,858 --> 00:27:25,571
I might throw up.

357
00:27:27,554 --> 00:27:28,979
This chocolate bar is bigger than you

358
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,581
If you're gonna throw up, can't we do it
before your mom gets home, please.

359
00:27:31,829 --> 00:27:34,537
I always throw up when mentioning
throw up, and before a girl.

360
00:27:34,574 --> 00:27:36,788
I love throw ups.

361
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:38,684
- Eew, you love to eat throw up?
- Sadie.

362
00:27:38,721 --> 00:27:40,031
What?

363
00:27:40,066 --> 00:27:43,346
You're gonna freak him out
you're getting us all in trouble.

364
00:27:43,382 --> 00:27:45,478
You know actually I feels sick.., Frankie?

365
00:27:45,513 --> 00:27:47,763
- That was nice, listen
- What?.

366
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,912
Eating a raw skinned pigeon
with mustard and rotten milk,

367
00:27:51,946 --> 00:27:55,321
just chewing on those intestines
and those little bones..

368
00:27:55,571 --> 00:27:57,343
- Okay, off to bed, c'mon...
- Yummy

369
00:28:05,076 --> 00:28:07,109
Touch my cock.

370
00:28:09,226 --> 00:28:11,271
Stop the car.

371
00:28:16,794 --> 00:28:19,164
- You have a problem.
- I have a problem?

372
00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:37,425
Thanks for offering.

373
00:28:38,835 --> 00:28:41,008
I'd love to tell you.

374
00:28:43,970 --> 00:28:49,412
In a taxi. It seems like the perfect place.

375
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:56,122
Hobby

376
00:29:03,872 --> 00:29:06,455
Home making.

377
00:29:10,659 --> 00:29:15,315
How could this happen to me?
Do you ever wonder that?

378
00:29:16,429 --> 00:29:19,208
How could I have floated so far

379
00:29:20,273 --> 00:29:24,815
off the path I thought I was on?

380
00:29:24,915 --> 00:29:27,741
I just thought maybe

381
00:29:29,675 --> 00:29:33,271
it would be some meaning to my life.

382
00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,587
I'm not making any sense.

383
00:29:50,669 --> 00:29:52,669
Maybe you'll come back again

384
00:29:54,613 --> 00:29:58,132
Cause I think the kids could really
use some continuity.

385
00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:01,854
Shit.

386
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:10,350
I have no fucking money.
Can you believe that ?

387
00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:13,052
Can I pay you tomorrow?

388
00:30:14,954 --> 00:30:16,708
It's no problem.

389
00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:28,054
Hey it's you, eating a croissant.

390
00:30:28,655 --> 00:30:31,056
French chick must be fading, huh.

391
00:30:31,355 --> 00:30:34,062
- Don't change the music.
- What, they're shooting music.. oops?

392
00:30:35,051 --> 00:30:39,799
- What do you think about kids?
- I think about making them all the time.

393
00:30:40,871 --> 00:30:44,029
- That's not what I'm talking about.
- What are you talking about?

394
00:30:44,614 --> 00:30:49,885
- I don't know, being entirely responsible
for another human being's life.

395
00:30:51,392 --> 00:30:52,774
It's crazy.

396
00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:55,196
- Aram, aram
- Mama's dead!

397
00:30:55,331 --> 00:30:56,963
- What?
- C'mon.

398
00:31:00,781 --> 00:31:02,640
She's not dead.

399
00:31:02,677 --> 00:31:04,843
It could be postmortem twitch.

400
00:31:05,477 --> 00:31:07,613
Kids fall back.

401
00:31:14,671 --> 00:31:17,071
Hey.

402
00:31:19,282 --> 00:31:20,782
Sandy.

403
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:28,354
It's morning.

404
00:31:37,766 --> 00:31:41,837
Oh my God, I slept with a babysitter.

405
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:46,558
You didn't sleep with a babysitter.

406
00:31:46,568 --> 00:31:48,298
We thought you were dead.

407
00:31:49,133 --> 00:31:52,754
Yeah, we thought you might have
asphyxiated on your own vomit

408
00:31:55,508 --> 00:31:58,779
Aram can take us to school.
Coz we're already late.

409
00:32:01,048 --> 00:32:03,627
- Could you? -Sure

410
00:32:04,808 --> 00:32:07,019
Can you pick them up too?

411
00:32:09,912 --> 00:32:11,927
Are those stat sheets ready yet?

412
00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:12,758
Yeah, printer 4.

413
00:32:16,971 --> 00:32:20,969
Sandy, you got a minute?

414
00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:29,629
Am I fired?

415
00:32:29,662 --> 00:32:31,761
What! Why would you say that?

416
00:32:32,652 --> 00:32:34,636
Because...

417
00:32:36,238 --> 00:32:38,320
I'm so hangover, I guess.

418
00:32:38,835 --> 00:32:41,312
I have two kids and no husband

419
00:32:42,289 --> 00:32:45,154
I haven't had a real job since
graduate school. I'm so sorry

420
00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,284
Oh, please don't apologize.

421
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:51,371
I was really calling you in to see
if you wanted to write for me.

422
00:32:52,483 --> 00:32:58,022
I find the guys stuff gets boring and repetitive.

423
00:32:58,056 --> 00:33:02,567
And I saw that stat book you put together,
amazing.

424
00:33:02,601 --> 00:33:04,991
Clearly obsessive, reminds me of me

425
00:33:07,665 --> 00:33:09,421
Do you do yoga?

426
00:33:10,633 --> 00:33:12,891
I'll do yoga if I could win.

427
00:33:12,926 --> 00:33:15,149
I'm gonna take you some time.

428
00:33:24,311 --> 00:33:27,067
- Thanks.
- Hydrate.

429
00:33:30,519 --> 00:33:32,264
Cool, what's your catch phrase gonna be?

430
00:33:32,299 --> 00:33:34,183
I don't think it's gonna be like that, Frankie.

431
00:33:34,185 --> 00:33:37,485
I'm just gonna be writing the basis of
the story and she'll fill in the flavor.

432
00:33:37,733 --> 00:33:41,177
- What about suck it?
- Why are you such an idiot.

433
00:33:41,213 --> 00:33:42,556
It's just an idea.

434
00:33:43,270 --> 00:33:46,200
That's really exciting though, I mean,
and you can even get some airtime.

435
00:33:46,434 --> 00:33:49,238
I don't think so. -That'll be cool, mom.

436
00:33:49,274 --> 00:33:51,666
You have the face for it.

437
00:33:52,300 --> 00:33:54,082
That's a nice thing to say.

438
00:33:54,381 --> 00:33:57,453
"You have the face for it. ",
Hmm, love you, love you, love you

439
00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:02,120
I'm just saying that your mom has a face

440
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:05,870
to put on TV.

441
00:34:07,324 --> 00:34:12,410
I'm very together, I never
missed taking my kids to school.

442
00:34:12,845 --> 00:34:17,940
You don't have to explain anything, I promise
I know what it's like to go through a divorce.

443
00:34:17,974 --> 00:34:19,998
Are your parents divorced?

444
00:34:20,032 --> 00:34:22,007
No, I am sort of.

445
00:34:23,016 --> 00:34:25,144
You're so young.

446
00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:26,905
When do you have the time?

447
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,056
It was short-lived, her name was Alice,

448
00:34:29,292 --> 00:34:33,207
she left me for her brother.
He wasn't really her brother

449
00:34:33,242 --> 00:34:36,734
he was just posing as her brother
so he could be close to her

450
00:34:36,769 --> 00:34:38,678
So she could use me to get a green card.

451
00:34:38,715 --> 00:34:42,056
What!? That is horrible.

452
00:34:42,591 --> 00:34:46,133
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

453
00:34:46,237 --> 00:34:51,061
The worst part about it though
is I can't bring myself to finalize the divorce

454
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:54,794
because if I do
then she'll get kick out of the country

455
00:34:55,297 --> 00:34:56,935
That would be so cruel, you know.

456
00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:02,308
God, I wished I could get my husband
kicked out of the country.

457
00:35:03,054 --> 00:35:05,360
It's that bad, huh. -Yeah

458
00:35:07,242 --> 00:35:10,930
- So sorry.
- Oh, no, me too, for you.

459
00:35:11,393 --> 00:35:17,104
You know, Aram this has been really hard for me

460
00:35:17,138 --> 00:35:20,221
and with a new job, there's gonna
be some longer hours.

461
00:35:20,755 --> 00:35:23,441
And I was thinking, maybe you'd be willing

462
00:35:23,443 --> 00:35:27,260
to help us out on more of a full time basis.

463
00:35:28,888 --> 00:35:30,443
A nanny?

464
00:35:30,479 --> 00:35:34,015
You're not from Trinidad, you're
from the Upper West Side of Manhattan.

465
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:35,707
Did we send you to college for this, Harry?

466
00:35:36,143 --> 00:35:38,414
You always said
you just wanted me to be happy.

467
00:35:38,448 --> 00:35:41,666
Within reason, this is not how you
contribute to the world.

468
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:44,099
Mom you work for Ralph Lauren.

469
00:35:44,235 --> 00:35:45,146
People need clothes.

470
00:35:45,181 --> 00:35:47,962
This family needs me, she just got divorced

471
00:35:48,696 --> 00:35:50,759
and she got this great job

472
00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:53,814
and she needs someone to
trust to take care of these kids..

473
00:35:55,817 --> 00:35:57,747
Mom it's not like it's forever.

474
00:35:57,783 --> 00:35:59,354
You know, I'm gonna be making money.

475
00:36:00,448 --> 00:36:01,691
- Harry!
- Alright,

476
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:04,703
you're still going out on interviews for other
jobs.

477
00:36:04,738 --> 00:36:08,621
And in the meantime you can't
keep this for quite a while.

478
00:37:44,532 --> 00:37:48,388
Let me try it, get a job, I'm a freaking racer.

479
00:37:49,811 --> 00:37:53,860
It's not the same...It's not the same thing.
Coz you have to say the freaking first to make it
work.

480
00:37:54,535 --> 00:37:56,234
It's much funnier with the freaking, right?

481
00:37:56,919 --> 00:37:58,796
I'm just gonna go outside and grab a smoke.

482
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,544
Smoke? What are they from stone age?

483
00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:10,668
Please for some goddamn God,
you got to find something wrong with every guy

484
00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:13,522
Did you see how long it takes
the guy to order a bow wine?

485
00:38:13,556 --> 00:38:17,235
His father owns a vineyard
in Napa, so he knows a lot about it.

486
00:38:17,271 --> 00:38:18,448
Like he mentioned several hundred times.

487
00:38:19,082 --> 00:38:20,921
He mentioned it once.

488
00:38:21,474 --> 00:38:23,944
Who is calling you?
You don't have a life.

489
00:38:23,978 --> 00:38:26,728
It's Aram, he taught me how to text.

490
00:38:27,662 --> 00:38:29,569
Oh my God!
What?

491
00:38:29,605 --> 00:38:31,347
- You have a thing for the nanny
- Oh, please.

492
00:38:34,464 --> 00:38:36,275
He's just telling me that my kids are asleep.

493
00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:38,977
Kids asleep. Frank to

494
00:38:39,011 --> 00:38:41,260
Frank took two foot long poop, we measured.

495
00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:42,967
It's disgusting.

496
00:38:43,002 --> 00:38:47,035
Just keeping me in the loop and I appreciate that.

497
00:38:48,795 --> 00:38:51,546
It's very funny, sincere.

498
00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:55,825
and besides he's a lot more adult than
those guys you've set me up with.

499
00:38:56,075 --> 00:38:58,227
In a 24-year old kind of way.

500
00:38:58,475 --> 00:39:01,344
- Let me see what you wrote.
- No, no... you're not

501
00:39:04,082 --> 00:39:08,663
About to bail on my date, set up monopoly?

502
00:39:08,699 --> 00:39:12,694
This is pathetic. Seriously?

503
00:39:12,730 --> 00:39:13,832
Yeah

504
00:39:18,970 --> 00:39:20,529
Ok, here's the pussy.

505
00:39:23,059 --> 00:39:28,614
I would love you to meet
Sunshine and Cinnamon.

506
00:39:29,484 --> 00:39:31,393
Hi, I am Aram.

507
00:39:31,428 --> 00:39:33,860
They love talking and stuff so...

508
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,063
Try to be normal, alright. Stay positive.

509
00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:41,994
- Sorry.
- Aram, hey.

510
00:39:42,788 --> 00:39:44,655
It's a weird name.

511
00:39:45,492 --> 00:39:46,884
Thank you.

512
00:39:46,919 --> 00:39:48,973
Mitch told me he is divorced.

513
00:39:49,675 --> 00:39:51,329
It's weird, huh.

514
00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:55,241
It's kinda normal to me,
you know, it's my life.

515
00:39:55,378 --> 00:39:57,364
So I'm kinda used to it, I guess.

516
00:39:59,725 --> 00:40:02,550
I guess if you mean, it's unusual, then yeah.

517
00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:05,365
We'll talk a lot about this.

518
00:40:05,865 --> 00:40:07,518
I guess.

519
00:40:10,707 --> 00:40:12,891
I love theories.

520
00:40:12,926 --> 00:40:14,460
Make me a little horny.

521
00:40:17,403 --> 00:40:21,486
I think I'm gonna go.

522
00:40:31,883 --> 00:40:33,661
Hey, it's me, what are you guys doing?

523
00:40:33,697 --> 00:40:35,440
We're just playing "American Idol. "

524
00:40:36,075 --> 00:40:39,996
That was truly dreadful Aram
Finklestein, awful.

525
00:40:40,031 --> 00:40:43,958
You kinda like a little pitchy in the beginning
but dawg, I mean you put it together in the end,

526
00:40:44,208 --> 00:40:45,997
and man you rocked.

527
00:40:46,046 --> 00:40:49,766
Well Randy liked it, but I still don�t' think
I'm going to the next round.

528
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:51,013
I'm not gonna be able to make it home for dinner
tonight.

529
00:40:51,548 --> 00:40:54,371
Yeah, no problem.
I could feed the kids.

530
00:40:54,506 --> 00:40:56,737
You may have to put them to bed too.

531
00:40:56,771 --> 00:40:58,073
Can be a late one, huh

532
00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:00,217
Yeah, a couple of
the Vikings player,

533
00:41:00,251 --> 00:41:02,565
were charged of sexually assaulting a stripper

534
00:41:02,602 --> 00:41:05,131
I have to come up with something
fizzy for the board to leave this.

535
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:09,089
Well, Vikings have been attacking
people on ships for centuries now.

536
00:41:09,624 --> 00:41:13,030
Aram, that's good but thank you.
I'll see when I get home okay.

537
00:41:28,623 --> 00:41:30,396
I'm sorry.

538
00:41:31,512 --> 00:41:37,423
God, I can't imagine to be many more days like
this.

539
00:41:37,657 --> 00:41:40,680
No prob, there's dinner for you on the table
there.

540
00:41:40,815 --> 00:41:43,810
Oh thanks, you didn't have to do that.

541
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:48,245
Just whipped up on stuff that I learned on Top
Chef

542
00:41:50,864 --> 00:41:54,450
The kids helped,
and Frank's pretty good.

543
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,195
Delicious, wow, hmm... wait

544
00:41:58,711 --> 00:42:05,155
I have these two tickets for the fight
on Saturday, I thought you might be able to use
them.

545
00:42:07,402 --> 00:42:09,942
Aren't the kids with their dad this weekend?

546
00:42:10,291 --> 00:42:13,289
- Yeah
- And you don't wanna use this?

547
00:42:13,538 --> 00:42:17,659
My girlfriend's not free and I'm facing another
date.

548
00:42:17,693 --> 00:42:19,900
So take whoever you want.

549
00:42:21,826 --> 00:42:24,793
- That's really nice, thanks.
- You're welcome.

550
00:42:29,208 --> 00:42:32,179
Hey, I was wondering if you are free this weekend.

551
00:42:32,215 --> 00:42:33,827
Coz I've got these tickets to the big fight.

552
00:43:13,766 --> 00:43:15,773
I hate it when the ref does that.

553
00:43:16,747 --> 00:43:20,156
Why bother having a rest,
just let them bare-knuckle it.

554
00:43:22,591 --> 00:43:25,534
I can't believe you were thinking of that coming.

555
00:43:25,570 --> 00:43:26,422
Me neither.

556
00:43:27,967 --> 00:43:29,738
I can never be like this with Frank

557
00:43:31,495 --> 00:43:35,686
It was like I didn't even know if
I was happy when I was with him

558
00:43:36,611 --> 00:43:39,214
What makes
people do that? Just coast along.

559
00:43:40,749 --> 00:43:42,544
And you know the thing that really sticks for me

560
00:43:42,794 --> 00:43:46,896
is that I never got the chance to
tell him how I felt.

561
00:43:47,028 --> 00:43:49,894
He has this strange ability,

562
00:43:51,429 --> 00:43:54,262
to make me entirely lose my voice.

563
00:43:54,853 --> 00:43:57,164
Like some superpower, it's crazy.

564
00:43:59,566 --> 00:44:01,281
No Voice Man

565
00:44:01,316 --> 00:44:04,423
Steal You Voice Man, Quiet Man

566
00:44:05,870 --> 00:44:07,497
- Dr. Silence.
- That's a good one.

567
00:44:08,332 --> 00:44:10,397
Hey, Aram, right?

568
00:44:10,797 --> 00:44:12,861
Gile from Roscoe Mathis, I interviewed you.

569
00:44:13,131 --> 00:44:15,225
Oh, yeah yeah. How are you?

570
00:44:15,558 --> 00:44:20,868
Dude, you're the only person that's ever said no
to us
most people would kill for that job.

571
00:44:21,518 --> 00:44:22,522
Sorry about that.

572
00:44:22,559 --> 00:44:25,950
Ringside at the fight,
doesn't look like you're doing too bad.

573
00:44:25,984 --> 00:44:28,496
Let me know if you ever change your mind.

574
00:44:30,835 --> 00:44:32,453
- Thanks.
- Good to see you again.

575
00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,592
What?

576
00:44:38,015 --> 00:44:40,340
It's just an entry level thing.

577
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:46,417
At Roscoe Mathis? And you
let them go to be my nanny?

578
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,641
Idiotic.

579
00:44:50,277 --> 00:44:51,832
I thought so too, for a minute.

580
00:44:51,866 --> 00:44:56,544
I wasn't really thinking clearly there after
Alice.

581
00:44:57,902 --> 00:45:03,407
And suddenly I just had a very clear thought in my
head.

582
00:45:06,334 --> 00:45:09,366
What really matters are
the people in my life.

583
00:45:09,879 --> 00:45:15,306
You and your family were, are some of those
people that make me feel good,

584
00:45:15,342 --> 00:45:19,049
make my life good, every day.

585
00:45:24,075 --> 00:45:28,139
That is the most wonderfully

586
00:45:28,173 --> 00:45:30,974
and jaded naive thing I've ever heard..

587
00:45:32,437 --> 00:45:36,870
It's rare to find
a guy who's such a romantic.

588
00:46:07,023 --> 00:46:08,561
Bright light.

589
00:46:13,416 --> 00:46:14,802
Close those eyes.

590
00:46:16,002 --> 00:46:18,185
- I'm not tired.
- You're really gonna sleep this off with me.

591
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,119
I'm gonna put this here okay.

592
00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,924
I really love your kids.

593
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,349
I know.

594
00:46:33,286 --> 00:46:34,776
I had fun tonight.

595
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,189
Yeah... me too.

596
00:46:43,821 --> 00:46:45,697
None of you to call me that word, okay.

597
00:46:45,898 --> 00:46:48,797
It's not a weird word, though
It's just means a "female dog"..

598
00:46:50,031 --> 00:46:52,393
- I'm not gonna have semantics today, okay.
- What are you doing here?

599
00:46:52,428 --> 00:46:55,898
You know what it means, it's not okay to call
me that or anyone else for that matter

600
00:46:56,048 --> 00:46:58,239
You've been in the city for a few months
they're already totally corrupted.

601
00:46:58,590 --> 00:47:02,008
- Dad's play sucks.
- Frankie, what happened?

602
00:47:02,023 --> 00:47:04,694
- Aram!?
- Guys, careful...

603
00:47:05,043 --> 00:47:07,656
C'mon you late night criminals

604
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,877
Hey, guess what? -You wanna give me a million
dollars?

605
00:47:13,912 --> 00:47:15,393
We saw a dead junk on the road.

606
00:47:15,643 --> 00:47:16,732
Oh, even better.

607
00:47:16,767 --> 00:47:19,362
We wanted to touch it but dad wouldn't let us.

608
00:47:21,806 --> 00:47:23,647
You're running a home for delinquent boys.

609
00:47:23,683 --> 00:47:25,291
Aram helps me with the kids, Frank.

610
00:47:25,931 --> 00:47:27,954
The kids weren't here, so what's he doing here?

611
00:47:27,988 --> 00:47:30,251
Can I just explain something to you?

612
00:47:30,605 --> 00:47:33,289
You have no
rights in this house, okay.

613
00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,329
I don't like the way this separation is going.

614
00:47:36,769 --> 00:47:38,098
Oh Really?

615
00:47:38,614 --> 00:47:43,057
Well, I'm loving the way it's going,
this is exactly how I envisioned my life.

616
00:47:43,208 --> 00:47:46,079
- Noticed how weird this thing was.
- That's mine.

617
00:47:47,313 --> 00:47:49,687
What I wanna say, it's gonna come out wrong.

618
00:47:49,752 --> 00:47:52,137
I want you back. I want our life back.

619
00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:54,078
Why are you doing this?

620
00:47:54,441 --> 00:47:57,870
The truth is I couldn't handle the kids,
I just wanted to see you.

621
00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:01,835
You must missed me, at least a little.

622
00:48:04,240 --> 00:48:05,840
I don't want you here.

623
00:48:07,494 --> 00:48:09,017
Of course, I don't wanna be here.

624
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,904
If you're good, I'll come back and do the grunge.

625
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:23,825
You can even work if you wanted to.

626
00:48:24,755 --> 00:48:26,328
Part time.

627
00:48:27,355 --> 00:48:29,109
Imagine this..

628
00:48:32,676 --> 00:48:37,334
There are so many things
I wanted to say to you.

629
00:48:42,621 --> 00:48:44,555
We're not gonna need you anymore.

630
00:48:44,588 --> 00:48:47,469
Unless you wanna grab a bite to eat and
you can sit, are you on hourly?

631
00:48:47,506 --> 00:48:50,993
I think Sandy had something that
she wanted to say to you.

632
00:48:53,363 --> 00:48:54,808
Didn't you?

633
00:49:04,322 --> 00:49:09,665
I just wanted to tell you about some
feelings I've been having

634
00:49:13,101 --> 00:49:14,487
you know

635
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:19,130
regarding you and your treatment with me.

636
00:49:22,990 --> 00:49:25,210
What she wanted to say was...

637
00:49:25,397 --> 00:49:30,455
and, this is pretty much,
word for word, if I remember properly

638
00:49:30,966 --> 00:49:35,141
that you're a dirty little fucking scumbag

639
00:49:35,675 --> 00:49:40,537
and I might be paraphrasing here, but you should

640
00:49:40,571 --> 00:49:46,008
take your diseased riddled whore and
fuck her in hell for all eternity.

641
00:49:46,210 --> 00:49:47,527
While the devil burns you...

642
00:49:48,495 --> 00:49:51,668
with hot jagged metal and suffocates you

643
00:49:52,816 --> 00:49:54,239
with molten fury.

644
00:49:59,316 --> 00:50:00,759
Fucking nutheads.

645
00:50:02,814 --> 00:50:04,149
Don't come beg me to come back.

646
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:06,361
This was the last straw.

647
00:50:11,794 --> 00:50:13,476
That was really good.

648
00:50:18,925 --> 00:50:22,605
And by the way, I never loved you.

649
00:50:23,222 --> 00:50:25,826
And I'm changing our son's name to Pablo

650
00:50:26,330 --> 00:50:28,602
so I'm never have to be remembered of you.

651
00:50:29,533 --> 00:50:31,644
And stuck at your little bitch.

652
00:50:36,778 --> 00:50:38,931
You are off tomorrow, come take me out.

653
00:50:41,012 --> 00:50:43,448
Dude, back in the saddle!

654
00:50:43,472 --> 00:50:45,778
Who's the unsuspecting lovely lady?

655
00:50:47,224 --> 00:50:48,819
- Her name? -Yes

656
00:50:49,696 --> 00:50:52,857
The thing that you will be calling out in bed.

657
00:50:53,325 --> 00:50:54,840
if she's all upon you...

658
00:50:59,194 --> 00:51:00,608
Sandy

659
00:51:02,054 --> 00:51:03,877
It's your boss' name, isn't it?

660
00:51:04,776 --> 00:51:07,743
Wait a minute, are you
gonna date your boss?

661
00:51:09,424 --> 00:51:10,787
Oh that's hot.

662
00:51:11,987 --> 00:51:13,791
Oh, wait no, she's like 60 though, I thought.

663
00:51:14,019 --> 00:51:15,330
She's 40.

664
00:51:15,997 --> 00:51:17,594
But she got like a hundred kids though.

665
00:51:18,564 --> 00:51:20,003
Two

666
00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:23,769
So, when's this all going down?

667
00:51:24,636 --> 00:51:26,727
Actually, tonight.

668
00:51:28,639 --> 00:51:30,030
Dude...

669
00:51:31,145 --> 00:51:33,178
tonight's my showcase.

670
00:51:33,592 --> 00:51:35,622
I sent you a postcard.

671
00:51:37,026 --> 00:51:41,597
Right. It's just that she already hired another
babysitter.

672
00:51:42,936 --> 00:51:50,317
Work's been really busy so finding another
time would be virtually impossible.

673
00:51:50,440 --> 00:51:52,038
You'll understand.

674
00:51:52,655 --> 00:51:59,298
Welcome one and all to the second annual
Holligan theater, group showcase workshop

675
00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:04,499
I am your host, actor, director,
choreographer, Magnus Croom

676
00:52:05,132 --> 00:52:06,636
Thank you.

677
00:52:10,570 --> 00:52:12,741
You are about to see 46

678
00:52:13,569 --> 00:52:19,726
of the most daring
the most empathetic beings in this out fair city.

679
00:52:19,977 --> 00:52:26,265
offering to you, performances from their
favorite works of stage and screens.

680
00:52:26,315 --> 00:52:28,282
Please keep your seats throughout.

681
00:52:28,631 --> 00:52:33,358
for there will be no intermission.
Thank you and let the magic begin.

682
00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:36,370
Stella!

683
00:52:43,073 --> 00:52:47,596
Stella!

684
00:52:48,093 --> 00:52:49,492
To be..

685
00:52:51,574 --> 00:52:52,940
or not be.

686
00:52:54,217 --> 00:52:55,707
That is the question

687
00:52:56,481 --> 00:52:58,340
Whether it is nobler

688
00:52:58,489 --> 00:53:04,296
in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of
outrageous fortune

689
00:53:16,729 --> 00:53:18,429
There he is.

690
00:53:25,159 --> 00:53:26,536
I had him in view.

691
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,812
I was feeling over the edge into a dive.

692
00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:34,050
He saw me when I moved in for the kill.

693
00:53:34,208 --> 00:53:38,597
Is that how you remember it, Maverick?

694
00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:42,716
- Is this Top Gun?
- Not pretty sure.

695
00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:45,982
The rules of engagement
are not flexible, Maverick.

696
00:53:47,911 --> 00:53:53,490
They are there for your safety
you will obey them, is that clear?

697
00:53:53,541 --> 00:53:55,341
Maverick!

698
00:53:55,631 --> 00:53:57,218
Yes, sir, very clear.

699
00:53:57,253 --> 00:53:58,730
I guess we...

700
00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:00,709
I...

701
00:54:01,188 --> 00:54:03,010
was just a little over enthusiastic.

702
00:54:03,046 --> 00:54:05,486
I guess you were...

703
00:54:09,754 --> 00:54:11,054
Platoon!

704
00:54:13,998 --> 00:54:15,363
Platoon!

705
00:54:21,642 --> 00:54:26,392
Hey, oh bro, I'm so glad you made it.

706
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:31,380
I made it... I'm here.

707
00:54:32,975 --> 00:54:35,110
.. saw the whole thing.

708
00:54:35,888 --> 00:54:37,553
Even your part.

709
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,529
Was that Top Gun? -You know it was.

710
00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:50,183
We thought you were really great.

711
00:54:50,218 --> 00:54:53,180
I loved your postmodern take on the whole thing

712
00:54:53,216 --> 00:54:58,564
and it was creative how you acknowledged how
definitive it was.

713
00:55:01,424 --> 00:55:03,060
Thank you.

714
00:55:04,693 --> 00:55:06,461
Thank you so much.

715
00:55:08,374 --> 00:55:10,458
I told you guys...

716
00:55:11,006 --> 00:55:13,267
I told you people would get it.

717
00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:16,548
You gotta go party with us.

718
00:55:31,421 --> 00:55:33,125
I guess in a tree house.

719
00:55:39,351 --> 00:55:41,090
Outdoor shower.

720
00:55:43,498 --> 00:55:46,531
Refrigerator -In a refrigerator?

721
00:55:46,855 --> 00:55:48,296
All over it.

722
00:55:49,004 --> 00:55:51,660
In the display case of the coffee shop where I
work.

723
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,904
Don't do that..

724
00:56:06,805 --> 00:56:08,569
The craziest place

725
00:56:09,805 --> 00:56:11,127
I have to say...

726
00:56:11,510 --> 00:56:14,374
on the surfboard, in the ocean.

727
00:56:19,491 --> 00:56:21,161
Sesha buche.

728
00:56:28,048 --> 00:56:29,723
It's really romantic.

729
00:57:11,836 --> 00:57:13,552
Hello, Aram.

730
00:57:14,469 --> 00:57:17,527
I've been thinking a lot about you lately.

731
00:57:18,998 --> 00:57:20,701
Hi, Alice.

732
00:57:22,836 --> 00:57:26,622
I have regrets about, you know, how I broke up
with you

733
00:57:27,963 --> 00:57:30,889
I found I have this problem with sex

734
00:57:31,317 --> 00:57:37,842
because I just use it to get what I want and
I really think that's what I did with you.

735
00:57:42,077 --> 00:57:44,133
I would love to meet with you,

736
00:57:44,168 --> 00:57:50,070
so we can talk and make some apologies to you.

737
00:57:50,913 --> 00:57:54,164
- Amends?
- Yes, amends.

738
00:57:56,182 --> 00:57:57,499
I'm really sorry.

739
00:57:58,641 --> 00:58:03,673
You know, I should get going.
I don't wanna keep my sister waiting.

740
00:58:03,923 --> 00:58:05,279
What?

741
00:58:16,084 --> 00:58:17,688
I'm so hot.

742
00:58:44,423 --> 00:58:46,843
So? It was...

743
00:58:46,929 --> 00:58:48,342
Long.

744
00:58:48,427 --> 00:58:51,686
I know, I think that you went to a hotel or
something.

745
00:58:51,722 --> 00:58:52,892
Oh please.

746
00:58:56,019 --> 00:58:59,030
Honey, what's with your hair?

747
00:58:59,197 --> 00:59:00,513
What?

748
00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,350
Okay, fine.

749
00:59:07,028 --> 00:59:09,941
It was awkward and cute and tedious.

750
00:59:10,834 --> 00:59:12,769
Did you just say cute and tedious?

751
00:59:12,938 --> 00:59:15,999
I mean he's a kid and it was tedious.

752
00:59:16,429 --> 00:59:18,190
Sounds like you didn't give him a chance.

753
00:59:18,641 --> 00:59:23,027
- Did you even kiss those young, soft lips?
- We didn't get there.

754
00:59:23,277 --> 00:59:27,841
We went to his friend's acting showcase
and to this after party at The Loft

755
00:59:27,936 --> 00:59:29,281
Acting showcase?

756
00:59:29,328 --> 00:59:31,470
But now I need a bath.

757
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:33,583
Alright. My God

758
00:59:36,237 --> 00:59:37,584
What?

759
00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:41,480
Thanks for babysitting.

760
00:59:41,529 --> 00:59:43,019
Okay.

761
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,612
- Sorry you couldn't get laid.
- Shut up.

762
00:59:58,843 --> 01:00:00,956
Tedious. -Just to get rid of her.

763
01:00:04,195 --> 01:00:06,041
It was or it wasn't it?

764
01:00:07,627 --> 01:00:11,476
Oh wait a minute, not quite so much tongue.

765
01:00:22,140 --> 01:00:23,494
Oh, God.

766
01:00:29,114 --> 01:00:30,449
That's gross.

767
01:00:30,642 --> 01:00:32,372
- Oh shit.
- Oh, God.

768
01:00:36,461 --> 01:00:39,929
Frank? What are you doing up?

769
01:00:40,439 --> 01:00:41,908
Was Aram peeing on you?

770
01:00:41,993 --> 01:00:43,384
No!

771
01:00:44,509 --> 01:00:46,365
I would never do that.

772
01:00:46,738 --> 01:00:49,633
Okay, are you sleeping over?

773
01:00:50,537 --> 01:00:51,861
- No.
- No.

774
01:00:52,326 --> 01:00:53,668
- No?
- Oh, well.

775
01:00:55,999 --> 01:00:57,429
Don't forget your pants.

776
01:01:00,746 --> 01:01:04,065
- So does that mean you and mom are gonna have a
baby?
- No!

777
01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:07,083
I don't get it you said that sperm makes a baby.

778
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:08,490
Sperm. and it does.

779
01:01:11,649 --> 01:01:14,583
Can we stop talking
about this, please?

780
01:01:16,289 --> 01:01:19,081
I like your mother and I
think she likes me,

781
01:01:19,510 --> 01:01:21,278
and it's all that's important.

782
01:01:21,358 --> 01:01:23,296
You also work for her.

783
01:01:23,403 --> 01:01:26,043
- Who's turn is it?
- Mine.

784
01:01:28,283 --> 01:01:29,644
Okay.

785
01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:34,042
C�mon Frankie, let's get off the doughnuts.

786
01:01:37,679 --> 01:01:39,717
How is that possible?

787
01:01:40,126 --> 01:01:41,757
So you like mom.

788
01:01:42,572 --> 01:01:45,159
- Are you two gonna date now?
- I don't know.

789
01:01:45,237 --> 01:01:47,451
You don't really know anything, do you?

790
01:01:48,274 --> 01:01:51,738
- I mean she's kind of your girlfriend.
- Are you gonna be our new dad?

791
01:01:51,987 --> 01:01:54,767
- and you'll also be our nanny?
- Yeah, and what do we call you?

792
01:01:54,845 --> 01:02:00,912
Jesus, I'm not being nominated to supreme court
here guys,
I just had sex with your mother.

793
01:02:02,642 --> 01:02:06,158
When I say sex,
I, I mean that I gave her

794
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,957
a nice massage.

795
01:02:07,992 --> 01:02:09,416
With sperm.

796
01:02:09,965 --> 01:02:14,959
Oh, you conniving little liar. Oh is he
hiding in the hall?

797
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:17,776
My God, he was.

798
01:02:17,896 --> 01:02:19,961
- It sounds so dirty.
- Dirty?

799
01:02:20,483 --> 01:02:22,390
Ok, it's a little dirty

800
01:02:24,526 --> 01:02:29,977
Well you got that out of your system. Now you're
free to meet your next real guy.

801
01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:32,021
What does that mean?

802
01:02:32,071 --> 01:02:36,100
What, it means now when you meet a viable man
he won't have to be your rebound.

803
01:02:36,350 --> 01:02:38,161
Coz your nanny was your rebound.

804
01:02:38,189 --> 01:02:40,807
Gives you pleasure to say that, doesn't it?

805
01:02:42,084 --> 01:02:44,323
I'm not sure of buying
that "The Rebound" thing.

806
01:02:44,573 --> 01:02:45,976
Oh what, you're gonna date the nanny?

807
01:02:46,012 --> 01:02:49,438
Was having one night stand with a nanny more
dignified?

808
01:02:49,894 --> 01:02:51,914
No, just more practical

809
01:02:54,084 --> 01:02:55,484
Wait a minute.

810
01:02:55,833 --> 01:02:57,745
You actually have feelings for this kid?

811
01:02:57,779 --> 01:02:59,657
Feelings? I have feelings
for everyone.

812
01:02:59,707 --> 01:03:01,029
That's the way the world works.

813
01:03:01,063 --> 01:03:04,071
God, you're in serious justification mode.

814
01:03:04,932 --> 01:03:07,060
Why do you have to be so cynical?

815
01:03:07,828 --> 01:03:12,586
I mean, I don't judge your
blatant disregard's recycling.

816
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:19,068
This is not about judgment. This is about my
friend.

817
01:03:19,102 --> 01:03:21,935
and what is realistic and what is not realistic
for her.

818
01:03:22,201 --> 01:03:25,169
It's about me not wanting to see you get hurt.

819
01:03:25,219 --> 01:03:26,762
Happy birthday... -Thank you.

820
01:03:27,846 --> 01:03:30,555
1, 2, 3...

821
01:03:33,218 --> 01:03:35,148
We get it.

822
01:03:38,969 --> 01:03:40,726
You need anything?

823
01:03:44,507 --> 01:03:45,813
Stop it.

824
01:03:45,902 --> 01:03:47,301
Okay.

825
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:53,192
So did Aram tell you about this operation I'm
having?

826
01:03:53,228 --> 01:03:55,460
- Harry?
- No.

827
01:03:56,257 --> 01:03:58,517
They're gonna give me a new asshole.

828
01:03:58,568 --> 01:03:59,796
There are children here.

829
01:03:59,829 --> 01:04:01,947
- Cool, like from a dead guy?
- Sadie.

830
01:04:01,982 --> 01:04:05,581
I think they're gonna have just passion,
one out of something.

831
01:04:05,849 --> 01:04:08,653
Hopefully, it's something elastic.

832
01:04:09,407 --> 01:04:10,804
Awesome.

833
01:04:11,287 --> 01:04:12,881
Excuse me.

834
01:04:19,311 --> 01:04:24,396
This is so... weird.

835
01:04:24,738 --> 01:04:26,608
My dad telling you about his surgery?

836
01:04:26,747 --> 01:04:29,499
Yeah.. I didn't know they can even do that.

837
01:04:31,735 --> 01:04:33,741
You look really pretty..

838
01:04:35,738 --> 01:04:38,032
No, no...

839
01:04:38,143 --> 01:04:41,060
- We are in your parent's house
- I know.

840
01:04:44,411 --> 01:04:46,102
Where is everybody?

841
01:04:48,932 --> 01:04:50,946
Just a little red, I don't think it's trapped.

842
01:04:54,973 --> 01:04:56,748
Cake time.

843
01:04:58,872 --> 01:05:00,952
This one is just from me.

844
01:05:03,928 --> 01:05:07,130
Gummy bears and hand lotion.

845
01:05:08,655 --> 01:05:10,405
Thanks, Dad.

846
01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,388
Please. Open your mother's.

847
01:05:18,638 --> 01:05:21,066
- No, no, he'll open yours.
- You're his mother.

848
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:23,628
Well, you're his employer. I insist.

849
01:05:24,036 --> 01:05:25,774
You'll love it.

850
01:05:28,393 --> 01:05:29,866
It's not fake poop, is it?

851
01:05:29,902 --> 01:05:32,247
- No.
- That's for Christmas.

852
01:05:32,283 --> 01:05:33,881
Oh, you have Christmas.

853
01:05:35,164 --> 01:05:37,128
What do we got here.

854
01:05:44,714 --> 01:05:46,925
A human totem pole.

855
01:05:49,629 --> 01:05:51,482
Gotta get you up here next time

856
01:05:51,516 --> 01:05:52,706
I don't think so.

857
01:05:53,176 --> 01:05:55,171
This is great, thank you so much.

858
01:05:55,421 --> 01:05:57,452
- Good.
- This is perfect.

859
01:06:02,951 --> 01:06:03,814
Thanks Mom.

860
01:06:03,849 --> 01:06:06,288
- That was just from me.
- So nice.

861
01:06:07,617 --> 01:06:08,879
Where did you get these butterflies?

862
01:06:08,914 --> 01:06:13,787
My grandmother gave that to my father and
I think it's time for you to have that.

863
01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:28,674
The message applies all these years later.

864
01:06:29,943 --> 01:06:33,188
Mother's love can never be replaced.

865
01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:36,062
- Never.
- Never.

866
01:06:38,076 --> 01:06:39,576
Thanks, Mom.

867
01:06:42,065 --> 01:06:43,448
It's antique.

868
01:06:43,484 --> 01:06:46,104
- Whoa, that's cool
- Beautiful.

869
01:06:46,348 --> 01:06:50,231
- I might throw up.
- What's the chances?

870
01:06:51,083 --> 01:06:54,079
60-40

871
01:06:56,290 --> 01:06:57,933
Which direction?

872
01:06:59,745 --> 01:07:01,365
70-30. now.

873
01:07:05,447 --> 01:07:08,964
At least you're, we're in your percentages.

874
01:07:11,546 --> 01:07:13,398
Sing me a song.

875
01:07:13,907 --> 01:07:15,899
No, you go to bed.

876
01:07:15,934 --> 01:07:18,761
Sing me a song, or I'll blow up on you.

877
01:07:19,312 --> 01:07:21,300
When you put it that way.

878
01:07:21,863 --> 01:07:26,339
Let's see what I have in my repertoire.

879
01:08:25,523 --> 01:08:27,543
Blow up.

880
01:08:33,068 --> 01:08:34,829
Stay tonight.

881
01:08:47,325 --> 01:08:47,389
Two Months Later

882
01:08:47,425 --> 01:08:51,668
Are we sure this guy is real?
I mean, has anybody met him?

883
01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,912
He has no time to meet us,
he has high school and all that homework...

884
01:08:55,495 --> 01:08:57,182
Isn't he in a baseball team?

885
01:08:57,656 --> 01:08:58,988
He's just running a little late.

886
01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:02,739
Well, he's definitely responsible for
an attitude change, because you

887
01:09:03,749 --> 01:09:05,027
well, you can't just stop smiling.

888
01:09:05,061 --> 01:09:08,538
- She's glowing.
- Well, he's doing something right.

889
01:09:10,084 --> 01:09:12,133
I am sorry I'm late.

890
01:09:13,045 --> 01:09:16,418
Babysitter needs to be walked through everything.

891
01:09:18,569 --> 01:09:19,026
Hi.

892
01:09:19,061 --> 01:09:20,423
I'm Aram.

893
01:09:20,477 --> 01:09:22,299
Sorry, this is Aram.

894
01:09:22,911 --> 01:09:25,373
Would you like a coke or something?

895
01:09:25,407 --> 01:09:27,835
- Scott.
- I'll take some wine..

896
01:09:32,695 --> 01:09:35,261
So Aram, I've heard a lot about you.

897
01:09:35,644 --> 01:09:37,140
I hope all good things.

898
01:09:37,175 --> 01:09:41,181
That you're wonderful with children,
that you're a great cook...

899
01:09:41,630 --> 01:09:44,429
that you were born in 1983.

900
01:09:44,910 --> 01:09:47,688
Jesus! I was pregnant
in 1983.

901
01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:52,712
Let's just go on and get it out on the table, get
it out
in the open so we can enjoy our dinner.

902
01:09:52,963 --> 01:09:55,029
Yes, I was born in the early 80s.

903
01:09:55,064 --> 01:09:58,624
She also told me that you were very handsome
and that seems to be true.

904
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:00,946
I think that it's great you guys are together.

905
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:02,699
In the words of The Bart:

906
01:10:03,771 --> 01:10:05,448
"The heart wants what it wants. "

907
01:10:05,649 --> 01:10:07,194
You are so gay.

908
01:10:09,046 --> 01:10:10,930
Sir, are you ready?

909
01:10:10,964 --> 01:10:12,566
I can be.

910
01:10:13,329 --> 01:10:18,432
Scott, right? Do you mind if I borrow your
glasses?

911
01:10:20,881 --> 01:10:24,904
You know, I�m just kidding, I'm just
25 years, I don't need reading glasses.

912
01:10:35,571 --> 01:10:38,012
Don't you wanna

913
01:10:38,046 --> 01:10:40,577
travel around the world, you know

914
01:10:40,990 --> 01:10:44,316
get crazy, rock Cleveland

915
01:10:44,351 --> 01:10:48,248
do things that people
your age supposed to do?

916
01:10:49,291 --> 01:10:50,773
Rock Cleveland?

917
01:10:50,816 --> 01:10:52,606
Yeah, rock it.

918
01:10:58,525 --> 01:10:59,900
Live.

919
01:11:01,319 --> 01:11:04,921
To tell you the truth this is
the most alive I've ever felt.

920
01:11:04,954 --> 01:11:06,784
You're too so goddamn romantic.

921
01:11:10,807 --> 01:11:13,731
What about kids? Kids of your own..

922
01:11:13,764 --> 01:11:14,726
It's not like you're 50.

923
01:11:15,052 --> 01:11:16,824
But I'm an old 40.

924
01:11:17,124 --> 01:11:18,781
What the hell does that mean?

925
01:11:19,508 --> 01:11:21,174
I'm wrinkling.

926
01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:24,359
You have no wrinkles on your face, do you?

927
01:11:25,364 --> 01:11:28,657
You seem to have eyes, something
that I really love about you.

928
01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:31,090
I love you.

929
01:11:33,716 --> 01:11:37,727
and when you compliment me I love it,
when you compliment me.

930
01:11:37,763 --> 01:11:39,287
You know, I heard you the first time.

931
01:11:41,619 --> 01:11:43,309
I have no idea what you were preferring to.

932
01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:47,177
- No? You said I love you.
- I didn't say that.

933
01:11:47,790 --> 01:11:49,895
I'm pretty sure you did.

934
01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:51,124
And I love you too.

935
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:53,315
Really?

936
01:11:53,655 --> 01:11:55,905
Sorry, but I do.

937
01:11:59,672 --> 01:12:02,201
Just... take it slowly.

938
01:12:11,706 --> 01:12:13,402
Slowly.

939
01:12:22,850 --> 01:12:27,620
Teram Owens, the man who wore baggage than
a first class passenger on the Titanic

940
01:12:27,670 --> 01:12:28,972
Reaching but funny.

941
01:12:29,021 --> 01:12:31,638
T.O. the pig fan of the National Football League

942
01:12:32,330 --> 01:12:36,682
wherever he goes he is surrounded by distinct
controversy.

943
01:12:37,314 --> 01:12:38,768
I like it.

944
01:12:38,964 --> 01:12:41,230
Sex really agrees with your creative side.

945
01:12:42,100 --> 01:12:44,691
Are you alright, sweetie? You look pale.

946
01:12:45,166 --> 01:12:47,235
No, I'm just dizzy from following you around.

947
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,711
Well, get that to me, please.

948
01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:51,971
Right away.

949
01:13:03,371 --> 01:13:04,730
Alright.

950
01:13:06,710 --> 01:13:08,484
It helps me think.

951
01:13:24,824 --> 01:13:26,600
We should talk.

952
01:13:28,858 --> 01:13:30,618
I knew this was coming.

953
01:13:33,811 --> 01:13:36,436
You think that books that I read are too juvenile.

954
01:13:36,471 --> 01:13:39,062
I know, it's just I've always liked this stuff..

955
01:13:39,101 --> 01:13:40,737
I'm pregnant.

956
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:47,097
But...

957
01:13:47,123 --> 01:13:49,557
I pull out most of the time.

958
01:13:51,989 --> 01:13:55,088
I know you're not ready for this,
just wanted to let you know that

959
01:13:55,336 --> 01:13:57,458
I feel the same way from you...

960
01:13:59,733 --> 01:14:03,789
I just thought that you wanted to take things
slowly.

961
01:14:05,635 --> 01:14:06,985
I did.

962
01:14:10,396 --> 01:14:11,727
This is...

963
01:14:13,288 --> 01:14:14,648
big.

964
01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:18,901
Very... big.

965
01:14:18,937 --> 01:14:20,944
I should've been more careful.

966
01:14:21,638 --> 01:14:26,209
I know this sounds crazy

967
01:14:29,008 --> 01:14:31,507
but I think I wanted this to happen.

968
01:14:34,648 --> 01:14:36,034
What?

969
01:14:37,648 --> 01:14:39,690
You said it yourself you don't wanna just coast

970
01:14:40,772 --> 01:14:44,049
not just coast along but this isn't coasting.

971
01:14:44,789 --> 01:14:47,126
This is a roller coasting.

972
01:14:48,253 --> 01:14:49,681
Oh, my God.

973
01:14:51,452 --> 01:14:54,528
Not Oh God... this is a good thing,

974
01:14:54,641 --> 01:14:58,438
not the roller coasting thing, that was cheesy
but...

975
01:14:59,074 --> 01:15:01,849
having a baby with you that's not cheesy.

976
01:15:01,884 --> 01:15:04,625
I mean... that's not what I'm saying just...

977
01:15:05,003 --> 01:15:07,916
excited, I wanna be your father.

978
01:15:07,957 --> 01:15:08,866
What?

979
01:15:08,899 --> 01:15:14,418
No, I wanna be a father with you as the mother,
that's the important part.

980
01:15:14,453 --> 01:15:15,868
You being a mother.

981
01:15:16,369 --> 01:15:18,367
You know, I thought, I hope that kid is like you

982
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:23,175
I hope the kid's like you.

983
01:15:23,208 --> 01:15:25,606
A girl with brown eyes...

984
01:15:27,017 --> 01:15:29,400
or a boy with brown eyes...

985
01:15:29,435 --> 01:15:32,230
or just any color eyes

986
01:15:32,234 --> 01:15:34,771
Well, it's not the baby's head, not your size.

987
01:15:44,593 --> 01:15:46,144
What about Gium?

988
01:15:47,623 --> 01:15:48,983
For a boy.

989
01:15:50,518 --> 01:15:51,964
Gium Finklestein?

990
01:15:54,918 --> 01:15:56,502
Okay.

991
01:16:01,862 --> 01:16:03,313
What about Ira?

992
01:16:05,774 --> 01:16:07,616
The doctor will see you now.

993
01:16:07,899 --> 01:16:09,320
Great.

994
01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:16,599
Okay so...

995
01:16:16,858 --> 01:16:18,267
So?

996
01:16:18,403 --> 01:16:20,003
The blood work is normal.

997
01:16:20,728 --> 01:16:22,828
In other words, your are healthy.

998
01:16:23,427 --> 01:16:27,036
And that is always a good sign for future
pregnancy.

999
01:16:28,528 --> 01:16:30,138
What do you mean future?

1000
01:16:30,926 --> 01:16:35,384
I mean, this here is what we call an ectopic
pregnancy.

1001
01:16:37,668 --> 01:16:41,504
There are any number explanations for this,
it's not necessarily because of your age.

1002
01:16:41,953 --> 01:16:42,378
God.

1003
01:16:42,412 --> 01:16:44,843
This is something that happens
periodically.

1004
01:16:45,668 --> 01:16:49,205
An embryo was formed but it intruded inside the
fallopian tube

1005
01:16:49,239 --> 01:16:50,612
instead of the uterus.

1006
01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:10,379
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy...

1007
01:17:12,205 --> 01:17:13,836
This was crazy.

1008
01:17:14,736 --> 01:17:16,763
I mean, what were we thinking, anyway?

1009
01:17:19,349 --> 01:17:20,817
You are so young.

1010
01:17:21,098 --> 01:17:22,497
God!

1011
01:17:22,722 --> 01:17:25,799
You live at your parent's house and
technically you work for me

1012
01:17:25,816 --> 01:17:28,050
and I was thinking about having your baby?

1013
01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:29,501
What is going on?

1014
01:17:30,519 --> 01:17:32,091
So you have to know?

1015
01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:33,532
Can we just find out?

1016
01:17:33,664 --> 01:17:36,080
That is a deceivingly mature thing to say.

1017
01:17:37,164 --> 01:17:38,618
Why is it deceiving?

1018
01:17:38,652 --> 01:17:40,778
Because you're 25 years old...

1019
01:17:41,794 --> 01:17:43,829
you get drunk off half a beer

1020
01:17:43,925 --> 01:17:46,565
and you read the Harry Potter series in your spare
time.

1021
01:17:46,872 --> 01:17:48,525
A lot of adult read those books.

1022
01:17:50,178 --> 01:17:53,397
And besides the way I remembered it,
you're the one that asked me out

1023
01:17:53,708 --> 01:17:56,661
I appreciate that you feel this could work

1024
01:17:57,398 --> 01:17:58,902
more than you'll ever know.

1025
01:18:02,034 --> 01:18:04,092
You were such a good person

1026
01:18:04,342 --> 01:18:06,299
real special person,

1027
01:18:06,430 --> 01:18:11,167
I mean not filing a divorce so your
horrible ex-wife can get a green card

1028
01:18:12,209 --> 01:18:13,489
What'd be the point?

1029
01:18:13,524 --> 01:18:17,063
See, that's what I mean, someone like you
shouldn't be with someone like me.

1030
01:18:17,855 --> 01:18:19,493
An old girlfriend with two kids.

1031
01:18:20,235 --> 01:18:21,907
You're an ageist...

1032
01:18:22,156 --> 01:18:24,799
Yeah, yeah... I'm an old ageist.

1033
01:18:25,217 --> 01:18:27,446
Oh please, don't patronize me.

1034
01:18:28,081 --> 01:18:31,805
I may live with my parents and get drunk off half
a beer

1035
01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:36,713
and yeah, I admit to being slightly adrift as far
in my life

1036
01:18:36,963 --> 01:18:38,415
but I'm not a complete idiot...

1037
01:18:38,663 --> 01:18:40,720
I know how I feel about you.

1038
01:18:42,019 --> 01:18:44,369
It's you that doesn't know
how you feel about me.

1039
01:18:46,076 --> 01:18:48,179
I just wish you had the guts to say it.

1040
01:18:51,371 --> 01:18:53,547
You've meant so much to me and my family

1041
01:18:55,447 --> 01:18:57,514
but this doesn't make sense.

1042
01:18:58,198 --> 01:19:00,339
And what future can we possibly have?

1043
01:19:08,144 --> 01:19:09,908
You know what I'm gonna miss the most?

1044
01:19:13,446 --> 01:19:15,109
It's you...

1045
01:19:16,484 --> 01:19:18,268
Your friendship.

1046
01:22:09,382 --> 01:22:10,527
Go!

1047
01:22:10,561 --> 01:22:14,418
Graduating Class of 2012.

1048
01:22:14,519 --> 01:22:20,020
- Sadie Pageant and Sadie also received
the award for best science project

1049
01:24:03,974 --> 01:24:08,027
We need to say a special thanks to you
for bringing us into you homes,

1050
01:24:08,061 --> 01:24:11,294
but most of all to those unsung fanatics.

1051
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,743
- Who make us look good.
- Yeah, we do look good.

1052
01:24:14,287 --> 01:24:16,404
- I'm Laura Riley.
- And I'm Scott Reynolds,

1053
01:24:16,439 --> 01:24:18,230
TMI coming at you next.

1054
01:24:21,406 --> 01:24:24,771
Sandy, you got a minute?

1055
01:24:29,486 --> 01:24:31,799
Hello.. hello.

1056
01:24:32,757 --> 01:24:33,890
Hello people.

1057
01:24:33,925 --> 01:24:37,302
Our illustrious leader, Ken Gordon,
has an announcement to make.

1058
01:24:39,315 --> 01:24:43,714
Although change can be
painful, change can also be a good thing

1059
01:24:43,748 --> 01:24:48,896
a necessary step in the evolution of
a company, a family like ours...

1060
01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:52,550
From the beginning of time
all the way till today

1061
01:24:53,363 --> 01:24:56,277
there are certain things that
you'll always find.

1062
01:24:56,982 --> 01:25:02,819
Now, if you look at the pictures, can anyone see
what they all have in common?

1063
01:25:04,231 --> 01:25:06,892
- Liv
- There are people in all of them.

1064
01:25:06,926 --> 01:25:08,353
Exactly, great answer.

1065
01:25:08,556 --> 01:25:13,137
so almost everywhere you go in the world
you're gonna find these little communities of
people

1066
01:25:13,287 --> 01:25:15,453
just like you guys
you guys are a community...

1067
01:25:15,489 --> 01:25:16,991
your class, your family...

1068
01:25:17,025 --> 01:25:19,042
I just came back from Mozambique.

1069
01:25:19,268 --> 01:25:22,339
- Okay.
- I've been to the Non Talking Film Festival.

1070
01:25:27,505 --> 01:25:29,235
Aram?

1071
01:25:33,627 --> 01:25:36,941
You're the only one who gets
gifts from the kids at the end of every tour.

1072
01:25:36,975 --> 01:25:40,234
That's probably because
they're so excited, the tour is over.

1073
01:25:40,685 --> 01:25:41,600
Good to see you.

1074
01:25:41,849 --> 01:25:45,448
I was gonna go get a drink,
You wanna join me?

1075
01:25:46,902 --> 01:25:49,021
You know what I actually...

1076
01:25:49,675 --> 01:25:51,262
Have plans already...

1077
01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:53,132
I do.

1078
01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,468
You're impossible.

1079
01:25:57,929 --> 01:25:59,631
I've heard that before.

1080
01:26:01,753 --> 01:26:03,716
- See you tomorrow.
- Okay, have a good night.

1081
01:26:04,947 --> 01:26:12,524
Here's to your mother... the newest and
undoubtedly
most qualified anchor of the network, very
deserving.

1082
01:26:12,774 --> 01:26:13,887
Thank you.

1083
01:26:13,921 --> 01:26:16,082
- Congratulations Mom.
- Thanks.

1084
01:26:16,431 --> 01:26:20,854
I know your own show is big step up
but I'll miss you.

1085
01:26:21,103 --> 01:26:26,393
I will be one studio over,
and I'll come in guesting.

1086
01:26:26,443 --> 01:26:28,411
I'm gonna hold you to that.

1087
01:26:30,589 --> 01:26:32,595
Gotta use the ladies' room

1088
01:26:32,630 --> 01:26:34,601
then we could stuff our faces.

1089
01:26:40,575 --> 01:26:42,387
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.

1090
01:26:46,874 --> 01:26:48,244
Hi

1091
01:26:48,632 --> 01:26:49,946
Hi

1092
01:26:58,717 --> 01:27:00,504
- How are you?
- How are you?

1093
01:27:01,537 --> 01:27:03,188
You first.

1094
01:27:03,438 --> 01:27:05,848
I'm good, yeah good

1095
01:27:07,289 --> 01:27:09,360
Kids are great...

1096
01:27:09,912 --> 01:27:11,646
I just got promoted

1097
01:27:11,683 --> 01:27:13,361
I'm gonna start anchoring.

1098
01:27:13,751 --> 01:27:17,554
I watched you on TV, it's fantastic.

1099
01:27:17,961 --> 01:27:20,128
But that's not a surprise.

1100
01:27:22,099 --> 01:27:24,214
You look really good.

1101
01:27:26,472 --> 01:27:28,213
I'm 30.

1102
01:27:33,793 --> 01:27:36,826
I'm sorry about.. you know.. things

1103
01:27:37,915 --> 01:27:39,983
Don't even...

1104
01:27:40,121 --> 01:27:42,548
it was just timely.

1105
01:27:45,713 --> 01:27:46,989
Traveled around the world.

1106
01:27:47,024 --> 01:27:49,622
- Oh you did?
- Never rocked the Cleveland.

1107
01:27:49,773 --> 01:27:52,325
but some pretty amazing things happened.

1108
01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:56,219
Dad, I told you I could do it myself.

1109
01:27:56,254 --> 01:28:00,286
I knew I could do it yourself.
I bumped into a friend of mine.

1110
01:28:00,486 --> 01:28:03,263
Sandy... I want
you to meet my son, Zeke.

1111
01:28:04,866 --> 01:28:08,518
I met him in Bangladesh
and we kinda fell in love with each other.

1112
01:28:10,304 --> 01:28:13,397
It took a couple of years,
but now I'm his dad.

1113
01:28:14,359 --> 01:28:15,319
Hi

1114
01:28:15,352 --> 01:28:17,572
Hi, I'm Zeke Finklestein.

1115
01:28:17,608 --> 01:28:19,289
You are huh?

1116
01:28:19,325 --> 01:28:20,681
I'm Sandy.

1117
01:28:20,717 --> 01:28:22,809
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

1118
01:28:27,559 --> 01:28:30,638
God, I bet you're an amazing dad.

1119
01:28:32,731 --> 01:28:33,397
And his mom?

1120
01:28:33,433 --> 01:28:37,671
Just me and Zeke, it's hard to find someone
that's good enough for us.

1121
01:28:40,877 --> 01:28:42,520
Right?

1122
01:28:44,072 --> 01:28:46,413
And what about you? Boyfriend?

1123
01:28:48,342 --> 01:28:52,466
Dating... wasn't
my thing... I discovered.

1124
01:28:52,663 --> 01:28:54,626
That's too bad.

1125
01:28:55,265 --> 01:28:57,873
Would you like to join us?

1126
01:28:58,380 --> 01:29:00,504
The kids would be thrilled.

1127
01:29:00,553 --> 01:29:02,254
I'm with my parents...

1128
01:29:02,288 --> 01:29:06,039
Oh, you had me so worried, did you fall in?

1129
01:29:07,544 --> 01:29:09,618
Mom, you remember Sandy?

1130
01:29:09,705 --> 01:29:12,765
How could I forget?
You talk about her everyday.

1131
01:29:15,376 --> 01:29:18,519
I was just saying to Aram,
you know, if he wants to join us

1132
01:29:18,554 --> 01:29:21,661
Oh are you kidding, we would love to,
we would love to!

1133
01:29:21,718 --> 01:29:24,201
Harry, get up, we're moving.

1134
01:29:24,237 --> 01:29:25,349
I didn't do anything.

1135
01:29:25,384 --> 01:29:28,429
I didn't say you did anything
I said we're moving tables..

1136
01:29:36,398 --> 01:29:39,596
- Look who I just bumped into.
- Oh my God!

1137
01:29:39,632 --> 01:29:42,500
Look at how huge are,
you, you look like you're 13..

1138
01:29:43,549 --> 01:29:45,649
- I am.
- What?

1139
01:29:45,954 --> 01:29:49,330
I want you guys to meet someone,
this is my son Zeke.

1140
01:29:50,069 --> 01:29:53,613
- You wanna play gameboy?
- Yeah, go ahead... take a seat.

1141
01:29:54,113 --> 01:29:56,734
Nice to see you. It's been years. -Yeah

1142
01:30:00,635 --> 01:30:03,256
We all get older and
you stay the same.

1143
01:30:03,291 --> 01:30:04,358
Hello. -Hi

1144
01:30:04,392 --> 01:30:06,492
What a surprise.

1145
01:30:06,719 --> 01:30:07,710
You remember us, do you?

1146
01:30:08,545 --> 01:30:12,134
You came to our house, remember?