Bunty. - Yes, Sweetie.
This is for you.
Oh! How sweet, Tanya.
Red heart shaped box. Very nice.
Damn.
Bunty, will you marry me?
That's your favourite Question. Right, Tanya?
You keep giving me a fright by asking this question again and again.
What's there to be afraid of?
And if I wanted to frighten you..
..l would've said "Please marry me, I'm pregnant with your child".
That would've been better. Less scary.
Listen Sweetie. If you want we can move in together.
Live-in is ok. We can be partners.
But no Mister and Missus.
And no marriage.
I've promised grandpa..
..that I'll get married. And that too only to you.
Then you can't fulfill your promise in this lifetime, Tanya.
Bunty, marriage is an institution.
A mental institution, Tanya.
And the living examples are my parents.
Marriage is the end of love, Tanya.. - Bunty..
You will know what I am talking about..
..once you meet my parents.
1 0. - 1 3.
1 0. - 1 1 .
1 0, that's it. 1 0.
Sir, everyday you buy dozens of goods.
And haggle for just paisa 50 a dozen.
It's a long story. - How long?
Its 5ft 7 inches long.
People normally get married to fortunate, lucky and virtuous girls.
But I got a spendthrift wife.
She has changed the entire meaning of expenditure.
She spends my money like water flows.
Sometimes she shops for so long..
..that she takes a blanket and a pillow..
..and sleeps in the Home Department of the mall..
..so that she can get up again in the morning and start shopping.
I'm done with shopping for small things.
The real shopping.. I will do it tomorrow.
Not just that.
If the stereo of the car doesn't work.. - She buys a new stereo.
No, she buys a new car.
And look. Do you see this dress?
Its worth 2.5 lakhs.
She says that Mallika Sherawat wore this dress in 'Murder'.
What do you say? - Mallika Sherawat wore a dress in 'Murder'.
When? - That's exactly what I say.
That's why l come here from Lokhandwala..
..to buy cheap fruits and vegetables.
Brother, I pray that even Osama Bin Laden..
..doesn't get a wife like mine.
Oh, God. - You intentionally ruined the dress.
Mala, why would I do anything like that?
Because you don't want me to look pretty.
That isn't possible anyway.
Whether l do something or not, it would make no difference.
Really?
Then why did.. - Marry you?
Yes, tell me, why did you marry me?
Don't keep taunting me.
Anyone can commit mistake.
Yes, just like your parents did.
You. - Mala mind your tongue.
Or else.. - Or else? - Or else. - Yes.
Or else. - Or else what?
Hey, get back to work all of you.
Get to work.
Bhikhu, you do your work as well.
Should l do all the work?
I can't even fire him.
People get motorcycle in dowry but what did I get?
This servant. Who can't even dream of doing any work!
Be thankful that you at least got him.
Stop it
What is this?
It took you 20 years to realize your dream.
To turn your hotel into Bollywood Cafe.
For this?
So that you can utilize every nook and corner of this place to argue.
For god sake, your staff laughs at you
'God, please show me a way to stop mom and dad's arguments forever.'
Why did you bring me here, Tanya?
So that you can explain to my grandpa..
..why you're allergic to marriage.
Come on. - I see. Call him, call him. Where is he?
I have a even fresh matter today.
I will call him. Grandpa. Grandpa.
Tanya, hi.
You didn't tell me that your grandpa is Albert Einstein.
Shut up, okay.
My grandpa means everything to me.
1 8 years ago when there was an earthquake in Indonesia..
..my mom, dad.. - Do all scientists..
..get their haircut in the same saloon?
I will kill you. Bunty. Come on.
Grandpa.
How is my child?
Grandpa, he's Bunty.
I am Gonsalves. Anthony Gonsalves. - Hello, sir.
Sir, what is this?
This. This is a time machine.
A machine that will connect us with our past..
..and make our future better.
A machine that will break the sound barrier..
..and take us back, I mean to our past.
Time machine?
Professor, they are are just film fiction.
How can you make a time machine in realilty, professor?
It can be made, we can make, we can make.
If we can see the past then we can also travel into the past.
Think logically.
Because logically.. - Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa.
What is this?
You were supposed to explain to Bunty about marriage and not logic.
Don't change the topic, Tanya.
Sir, you were saying something extremely important.
Please go ahead. We can.. - Yes, yes.
We can see the alpha Changeli..
..which is four light years away from us.
We don't look at it the way we should.
But we look at it just as it looked four years ago.
Correct? - Correct.
The star called Turios that we see.
We see it like it was nine years ago.
We don't watch it..
By the way.. do you look at your face in the mirror?
Yes! Every hour. - That isn't fresh either.
Its 1 0 nanoseconds old.
Tell me.. if you get an opportunity to go back into the past..
..which mistake would you rectify?
My mom and dad's marriage.
Yes, Grandpa, this is the topic. Marriage.
Now ask him why refuses to marry me.
Yes, why don't you want to get married?
I am scared.
It's just an excuse.
If you have the courage to fall in love..
..then you should be prepared for marriage as well.
Logically you should marry Tanya.
Stop saying that. Don't spoil her life.
Think logically and tell me before 1 2 o'clock tomorrow night.
Because after 1 2 o'clock I am going on a test ride..
..in my past.
Professor I have no time to think..
..because tomorrow is my parent's 35th anniversary.
And l have planned a surprise party for them.
Everyone must be thinking looking at you..
..that why isn't her husband begging on the streets.
You look like Zhaveri Bazaar's showroom.
It's better than looking like an antique piece in the flea market.
How much does she love me? How much does she love me?
Enjoy the party guys. Go on!
Excuse me, get me a drink please.
I should do all the work.
Uncle Bhikhu, were mom and dad always like this..
..or did this happen after marriage?
They were sworn enemies.
Their marriage was the second biggest mistake..
..in the history of mankind.
After the atom bomb.
When actually it wasn't their mistake..
..but your grandparents.
How is that?
They're dead and all that's left of tehm are their pictures.
But they still don't like staying next to each other.
Your grandpa Rai Bahadur Dhyanchand.
No one ever took his advice nor was he brave.
Especially before your grandma.
And your grandma Bholi Devi.
She wasn't innocent or a Devi.
Wonder why they got their children married..
..and sent me here as the dowry?
"If l had wings, I would soar high."
"I would show you the anguish in my heart."
Here he comes, the great two-in-one.
Two-in-one? - Yes, Kundan Lal.
He's a singer, sings in two voices. Male and female. - What?
Kitchen Kumar.. how are you?
Where did you get these new set of teeth from?
Kundan, what a surprise. - Mala.
Bhikhu.
Where did this duet come from?
I didn't know that Kundan is also going to be here.
How are you, brother Kundan?
Mala. Kishen. - Mona.
I am no longer Mona, but Ma Jogeshwari.
You've named a railway station after you.
Since when?
How did you stay with Kitchen Kumar so long?
What can l do? I thought about it several times.
But its not right to throw the master out of the house. - What?
Who is he?
Kundan, he's my son.
Bunty.
But he is very good looking.
Like father like son.
You?
Look handsome? - l was joking.
You only appaear to be.
And that's regretting as well.
Son, there was a time when your father would do cabaret for me.
What? - Dad, really? - I see.
Seems like dear dad has kept secrets from you.
What do you mean? - He means..
Kundan, show him sir's dance moves.
Should l show you? - Kitchen Kumar.
You're great, the shirt is very good. -Don't say anything about my shirt
Come on. - Are you mad? Everybody is watching me.
Dad, do something.
He's just joking, he's an old friend. - Joking, joking.
Come on.
Come on. Nice shirt.
Come on kishan. Go.
We used to do it in our childhood. Forget it. What're you doing?
Come on. Nice shirt.
Leave me. - No one can save you.
Kundan, Kundan.
Take you pants.
Look.
Kundan is just a friend.
I never thought about him like that.
Mom, dad, at least don't fight tonight.
Bunty, who would you prefer to stay with? - Katrina Kaif.
Bunty, I am talking about the both of us
I am divorcing your mother. - That's a lie.
Actually I am divorcing him. - Very good, very good.
You guys have fun, l am leaving.
Bunty. Bunty.
Friends.
To make this celebration of a 35 year old mistake memorable..
..l request Mr. Kundan Lal to sing a song in twin voices.
Come, come. - Ok.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I made this song for my dear friend..
..Mala for her marriage with Kishen.
So can we change the mood now?
Clap.
"Now you can do it like this."
"Take it to the left. Or you can do it like that."
"Shake it to the right all my ladies and my man and my men and my ladies."
"All my ladies and my man and my men and my ladies."
"You can do it like this."
When my mom and dad didn't have any love story..
..then what was the theme of the song?
"Shake it to the right."
Which song would suit such an unromantic couple?
How would both of them look singing together?
"You can do it like this. Take it to the left."
"Take it to the right. You can do it like that."
"Shake it the right or my ladies and my man and my men and ladies."
"My ladies and my man and my men and ladies."
"You can do it like this."
"You can shake it to the left. You can do it like that."
"Shake it to the right all my ladies and my man and my men and my ladies."
"All my ladies and my man and my men and ladies."
"What a terrible blunder."
"Marriage turned into a nightmare."
"It's a bundle of sorry."
"It's after your life."
"It's better to die."
"It's the reason for all the sorrows."
"What a terrible blunder."
"When you're attending a marriage."
"Always advice him."
"Don't get married."
"It's dreadful."
"Don't regret it later."
"Here's your chance."
"Run away now."
"Pacify your heart that's eager for marriage."
"Run away from the marriage dais."
"What a terrible blunder."
"The person who.. got married first in the world."
"Catch hold of him, thrash him."
"He's responsible for the mistake."
"The person who.. got married first in the world."
"Catch him, thrash him."
"He's responsible for the mistake."
"He was stupid."
"He was cruel and ruined others."
"Kill him cruelly."
"What a terrible blunder."
"Marriage turned into a nightmare."
"What a terrible blunder."
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
I know! - Mom, dad!
I would've never married you if mother hadn't pressurised me.
You've always been the biggest geek in the world.
You don't have any style of speaking, no personality and..
..your outfits.. - Don't say anything about the outfits, Mala.
You dare not say anything about them.
No one washes clothes like I do in entire Lokhandwala.
I am talking about wearing and not cleaning.
And that's what will say even after l die, isn't it?
That buy a plain cloth to cover her body.
Oh no, l know you will stand up, throw a tantrum.
"Couldn't you get Kanjivaram?"
Exactly, you didn't give me anything during my lifetime.
I will definitely ask for something after I die.
I didn't give you anything as long as you were alive?
What did you give me? Did you even buy me a dog?
All our neighbours have dogs.
But we don't. - l am there.
Then why do you need a dog to secure the house, madam?
At least the dog will keep me company.
It will go along with me.
Didn't l ever go out with you?
When did you? When did you ever take me out?
Should l remind you? On our honeymoon.
And l thought we'll go to Kashmir, Kulu Manali.
But where did you take me? - Hubli.
And only because you were getting someone's bungalow free of cost.
Kishen, you never cared about my feelings.
Taking me for a movie, dinner, picnic was a farfetched thing.
You never uttered a romantic word to me.
It takes two to tango, Mala.
You hated me before the marriage and also after.
I don't try to keep myself busy with the..
..restaurant business for no reason.
I didn't go shopping without any reason.
Kishen, if l am a shopaholic today..
..then you're the reason for it.
Because I tried to find happiness..
..in these jewellery, clothes and shoes.
But now I have realised..
..that I will never be able to find that happiness in all this.
You found that out after spending 9, 35, 55, 31 5?
No, after wasting 1 2, 054 days and 231/2 hours of my life.
Dad.
Mom. Mom.
Dad. Mom.
Mom. Dad.
Mom. Dad. Mom.
God.
I will never let you two separate.
Never.
I know I am going to do a crazy thing.
But there's no other way to stop this divorce.
To change their present, I will have to change their past.
Professor.
Professor. - So you're finally here.
So what have you decided about marrying Tanya?
Professor, I want to make a request.
Request.
Type the year!
Any year! - Fortune town, 1 975.
Is that your birth year?
My parents weren't even married.
What's the connection between marriage and birth?
City, Mumbai.
I mean then it was Bombay.
Don't touch anything. - No.
Especially this red button.
If you touch it, the machine will switch to flying mode.
Get it. - Yes!
Remember, don't touch anything.
Careful.
Oh my, God.
I said don't touch the red button.
Try to stop it now.
Try to switch it off, Bunty.
Press the blue button.
Bunty.
Try to stop it. - Bunty, what are you doing?
Bunty, stop, stop,
At least hear how you've to come back.
Forget Bunty.
You can never marry him now.
I am coming mom, I am coming dad.
Stop! Stop!
No.
Oh no.
Professor!
Time machine? Professor!
What Professor?
Suryaprakash restaurant.
Grandpa's restaurant.
Clean table no.4.
"I remembered you, my heart yearned for you.."
Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
The lndia Pakistan war has started again.
Rai Bahadur versus Bholi Devi.
Grandpa, grandma.
Grandpa.
How dare you cut the branch of my tree?
Who permitted you to do so?
Couldn't you find any other tree for burning Holi?
I'll not spare you people today!
Let my son come home.
Your son.
You call the delicate darling your son. And what will he do?
Will he stick the branches back to the tree? lsn't it?
He's very strong. - l see.
He can uproot the entire tree and plant it back in his house.
I will shoot you today..
Why shoot us?
You have an atom bomb. - Where is it?
Here it is. - Here.
Here. - Wait.
Kishen. - Dad.
Kishen, give me my gun.
Who are you? - Your father, you fool.
Dad. - Sorry, Father, I couldn't recognise your voice.
But I instantly recognised you when you called me fool.
Stop blabbering and pass me my gun. - Here Father.
Careful, Father.
Careful. - Wait there.
Stand just like that, one behind the other.
I will need only one bullet that way.
Let me see who saves you two today.
I will save them.
Grandma.
Careful, grandma.
This glass piece might've hurt you.
Rai Bahadur, what's going on?
Why are you scaring these innocent children?
Innocent children?
Look, what they've done to my plants.
I know, I made them cut the branches.
Why did you cut the branches?
What right do you have?
These trees are mine. - Quiet.
There's no need to get angry for just few branches, get that.
"My tree, my groves."
Even birds don't make their nests on these trees.
And by growing roses under the plum tree..
..do you want to grow a new kind of plant?
You shouldn't be concerned with what l do with them.
This is my property.
And this bungalow that you've seized.. - What did you say?
That belongs to me as well. Yes.
I will have you thrown out of this house.
I know Indira very well now.
I will get an emergency declared on you.
That's going to be declared three months later, grandpa.
Grandpa? Who are you?
I have a wonderful idea to give them a fitting reply, father.
Scoundrels, watch now.
Just watch. What are you doing?
Now you'll know how my son is.
Oh.. no.
So this is my dad.. so this is how he is.
You threw a balloon at my father.
My delicate, innocent and..
Stop praising me.
And give them a reply. - Ok.
What was that?
Is that your fitting reply?
Father, I think the water pressure was low.
So.. Father. Father.
You're fool.
That's a nice kurta, Kishen.
Kundan, please leave me alone.
Bhikhu, take his kurta off. - Will I do all the work?
No, Kundan, let me go.
Don't tear my clothes.
Mala's gang is here.
We'll deal with you later.
Bhikhu, let's go.
Mala.
Are you fine?
Those children stepped on me.
Who are you? - l will tell you later. Bye.
Mother is coming. - Mother?
"I kept smouldering all day, it's surprising."
"The fire is still alive, it's surprising."
"I kept smouldering all day, it's surprising."
"The fire is still alive, it's surprising."
"I couldn't find.. the one in my dreams."
"I searched the entire neighbourhood."
"Youth's passing by."
"Who will fulfil my desires?"
"Youth's passing by."
"Who will fulfil my desires?"
"I searched the entire neighbourhood."
"I kept smouldering all day, it's surprising."
"The fire is still alive, it's surprising."
"I am soaring high like a free bird."
"Why can't l control myself today?"
"Lord, what's this illusion."
"Why does my body smoulder?"
"Lord, give me a cure."
"Tell me where I can find him."
"Lord, give me a cure."
"Tell me where I can find him."
"I searched the entire neighbourhood."
"Youth's passing by."
"Who will fulfil my desires?"
"I searched the entire neighbourhood."
"I kept smouldering all day, it's surprising."
"The fire is still alive, it's surprising."
"Make me fall in love."
"Or just steal my heart."
"Come and take me in your arms."
"I've lost my peace and sleep."
"Is there anyone.. to understand my feelings?"
"I searched the entire neighbourhood."
"I kept smouldering all day, it's surprising."
"The fire is still alive, it's surprising."
"I kept smouldering all day, it's surprising."
"The fire is still alive, it's surprising."
Gonsalves. Gonsalves. Gonsalves. Gonsalves.
Anthony Gonsalves.
Did I really make this?
I don't believe it.
I can't believe that l made this?
The way it has landed I am completely sure you've made it.
What did you say? - That's why professor..
..only you can tell me how l can go back.
But why did you come here?
You mean to say..
..you came here to make your parents fall in love.
What a rotten idea.
It's a stupid idea. - You gave me.
Professor, can you lend me some money?
How much do you want?
Professor, you're a rich man, whatever you can spare.
For Tanya. - For Tanya.
Give me tea and bread.
"Julie.. Brother Kundan."
"I love you."
"Julie.. Brother Kundan."
Brother Kundan, do you want to stay unmarried all your life?
Have you ever thought about love, marriage, girls..
..or will I have to do that for you as well.
I did.
I also did. - I see.
Thrice.
'The first time.. '
'l love you, Kamla.'
'l want to marry you.'
'What, love marriage? '
Result..
'We believe that a boy and girl..
..can have only one relation willingly.'
'And that's Raksha Bandhan.'
So what if l wasn't successful the first time.
But I still desired for love-marriage.
'Here's my marriage card.'
She handed me the card to her arranged marriage.
The third time l went up to the temple for the love marriage.
But I was slightly late.
No..
When love marriage isn't possible..
..then what's the point of falling in love?
Here, keep the glass.
And don't forget to pay him.
Fool. - Yes!
What are you doing?
Father, I am frying fritters.
Here. Keep 1 0 rupees. For the household expenses.
And if anything happens to the rose plants in my absence..
..then I will send you to hell.
But, Father, how is that possible?
Quiet, fool.
How many times have I said keep the ignition running.
That heroine will come any moment. - Where do you want to go?
All India Radio. - Yes, madam.
What "Yes, madam".
I want to go to VT Station. - Fine, driver.
You can drop him to VT Station..
..but first take me to All India Radio.
And let's go.
But I am in a hurry, this is my car. - Quiet.
Come.. Come..
Today Kishen Kumar will see stars in daytime.
Now you just watch what l do. Come.
Hello. - Kishen?
Yes, who is this?
This is.. aunt Jamuna.
Yes, hello, aunt Jamuna.
Where are you speaking from?
You fool, pick up the pots.
Pick up the plants.
Should l do all the work? - No.
I should pick up the plants and talk to you?
Yes, Kishen.
Pick up the plants and speak.
I think aunt has gone crazy.
Pick this one.
How is it? - Aunt, it's heavy.
It will do. - Aunt, where are you speaking from?
Where do I live? - Jaipur, aunt.
So I am speaking from Jaipur.
But your voice sounds quite clear.
So why are you yelling, you fool.
Aunt, father has said..
..that we should speak louder on a trunk call.
He's a fool.
Maybe you might know better.
But he will kill me.
If he misbehaves..
..then throw him out of the house.
But.. aunt, won't that be a bit too much? - No.
He drives my mother crazy.
But isn't your mother dead?
I am talking about my mother.
Don't you and father have the same mother?
Oh, no.
He's the servant's son.
After the servant died my mother raised him.
What? My father is the servant's son?
That means l am a servant's grandchild.
Ask Bhikhu.
Bhikhu knows about it. - Yes.
Bhikhu is your father's brother.
The servant of my cruel, low-down, scoundrel neighbour..
..is my uncle?
Kishen, aren't you ashamed to abuse your neighbours?
Why shouldn't I, aunt, why shouldn't l?
The mother's a witch, the daughter's a spectre.
You know, last month..
..they pulled down my father's loincloth.
Do you know that?
I laughed at the sight of the scene.
Aunt, you laughed as well.
But aunt, he's my father after all.
Though he's a servant's son.
Aunt.. how is uncle Popat? - Popat.
Popat.. flew away. - What?
Let it be, there are others.
Others. Others at this age?
This is the age to enjoy.
What's the name of the other uncle?
Bull. - Bull?
Bull.
After popat (parrot) now its bull.
Bull? - There are two.
You're two timing?
Bhikhu, Kundan, run.
Bhikhu. Kundan.
Thieves! Thieves! My father's plants!
This one's broken as well.
Thieves!
Catch him.
Bhikhu. Bhikhu. Thives. Stop.
What have you done, Mala?
My father asked me to protect the plants.
My fathers will surely kill me.
There's no need for that.
Because there's something going to happen to you..
..after which you will die of shame.
What did you say about us on the phone?
Ghost. Witch.
Today we'll make your plight such that..
..you won't be able to face the entire neighbourhood.
What do you mean?
I mean.. Kundan.
We mean.. that day we pulled your father's loincloth..
..and today its your turn.
No, Kundan.
Kundan, please.
Kundan, don't.. - Come on.
Kundan, look..
Kundan, it'll tear.
Kundan, l would be left with no clothes.
It's okay. - Mala, please tell them.
Kundan, be careful.
Kitchen Kumar is very delicate.
Mala, be scared of the Lord.
Look, Mala, don't.. - Come on.
Kishen.
Mala,
Where are my roses?
The roses were drying.
So I made a paste out of them.
Where's the paste?
I.. I.. it was mother's anniversary..
..so l fed the paste to mother.. No, to the bull.
If it was mother's anniversary..
..then you should've fed the paste to the cow or the bull?
The cow. - So?
I didn't realise whether it was a cow or a bull.
Why?
Was the bull wearing pants that you couldn't find out?
You fool.
Go and get betel leaf for me.
I am in the mood for betel leaf today.
Father, money?
I gave you 1 0 rupees in the morning.
I.. lent it.. to friend?
On what interest rate? - One..
One percent.
None.
If you don't get the money in 24 hours..
..then I will recover the money by selling you off?
But father, who will purchase me?
Quiet. Get out.
Who are you?
1 0 rupees.
And 50 paise interest.
But how can l take this?
I can't accept this? - Keep it.
Everything l own belongs to you as well as me.
No, no, no, no, no..
You shouldn't touch my feet, da.. Kishen.
I suggest you accompany me to my restaurant.
I will treat you to a cup of tea. Or let's go to my place.
I'll prepare some mango juice for you.
That's the problem, Kishen.
You don't have to make mango juice.
Why? - l helped you, didn't it? - Yes.
So what can you do for me?
Give my life? - No, no. - Yes, I can give my life.
No, no, no. - l will do it. Kishen.
Listen.
You will have to do a small favour for me.
Yes, tell me.
Remember Mala. Mala.
That witch Mala. - Yes, that witch Mala.
You will have to.. - What?
I've to treat her to mango juice. - No, no, no.
You've to make her.. fall.
She's already fallen quite low.
How much further do you want me to make her fall down?
No, no, I don't mean literally.
How do l explain to you?
Yes.
You've to..
No. - Oh, God.
How do l explain to him?
Yes. Watch, watch.
Look, this is you. And this is Mala.
And this is..
And this is me.
Here's your money.
I would prefer dying.. than do this.. with Mala.
Kishen. Kishen.
You're trying to ruin my life, Kishen.
Kishen! lf you make Mala fall for you..
..then I will give you 5000 rupees.
I had a wager with my friends that you can make Mala fall for you.
And if that happens then I will win the bet of 1 0000 rupees.
And l will give you 5000 rupees.
Think, Kishen, you can fulfil your dreams with so much money.
Your dream transform Suryaprakash restaurant into a trendy hotel.
What will I have to do? - Yes, yes, yes, yes, come on.
Okay. Let's start.
First, try to imagine Mala's face..
Mala, no, no.. - Please.
Please.
Just try to visualize Mala's face in your mind.
'Mala! '
That girl looks dangerous even in my dreams.
She's a cannibal. - Kishen. Kishen. Kishen. Kishen.
But why don't you like Mala? - How can l?
Shameless girl.
She holds my hand publicly.
If any girl.. if any girl holds my hand l dislike it.
You don't like it when girls hold your hand? - l don't.
Is everything fine, Kishen?
What do you mean?
I mean..
Yes.
When you would sit down to study..
..would any thought cross your mind..
..that would deviate your concentration?
Yes. That happens with me quite often.
Thank God.
Bunty, whenever I sit down to study..
..l start wondering.. - What do you wonder, Kishen?
What, Kishen.. - Yes.
I wonder that.. if l don't find aubergines in the market..
..how will l make aubergine roast.
Like, if I get loose motions.. - No, no, no, no, no.
I mean thoughts that..
Try to understand.
I am teaching you things..
..that you should be teaching me.
Bunty, I understand you a bit. - l do now.
You mean.. - l am taking nuptial rounds.
And instead of concentrating on the marriage..
..l am watching the sun. - What do you mean?
I mean when will the sun set and when will I..
Yes. Yes.
Thank God, everything's fine.
Now, you've got to have similar feelings for Mala.
Have you ever seen Mala closely?
I mean like that.
That way?
You mean adult way. - l mean affectionately.
Her innocence, her naiveness, her grace.
The poor girl only has a mother.
I know. - And poor Bholi Devi.
She goes to All India and sings to make a living.
What does she sing?
Oh, God. - That's why.
Who is there to protect Maya and explain to her?
Who? - Who?
Who? - It's you. You.
I will explain to Mala. - So let's go.
I will show you how innocent, delicate and naive Mala is.
Let's go, Kishen.
Bunty, just a moment.
Bunty, slow down. - Let's go.
Not today, Kishen.
Not today. - Why, what's wrong?
Its dark, so I won't be able to see the innocence on her face.
Bunty, let's try once.
My heart says.
Just once.
Such eagerness, Kishen.
No, let's watch it tomorrow, Kishen.
Come on.
Three, Kalbadevi.
Ticket. - Tell me something.
What do you think about Kishen? - Very bad.
Hatred is not good, Mala.
What should l do?
My blood begins to boil when I hear his name.
I want to.. - Let me be born, Mother. - What?
What kind of a girl are you?
You don't have any grace, innocence or naiveness.
Grace. Innocence. Naiveness.
What is that?
These are the qualities that can help a girl become a model.
That means you can never be a model, Mala.
No, I can't be one.
Because I don't want to be one.
Why should l take up modelling?
To become rich.
To be famous. But you can't become one.
I was a fool to make a bet for 1 0000 rupees..
..that Mala can be a model.
But now I will lose.
I thought I will give you half the money.
Sad.
I can try for 5000 rupees.
She, a model? - What kind of a model? - Soaps.
And what will she say?
"If you don't wash your clothes with 501 .."
"..l will beat you up."
Good one.
Point to be noted, Mala.
You should behave like a simple, innocent lndian woman.
And like a goon or hooligan.
You've to be very delicate, very shy.
I got it.
I've to be like.. Kishen.
"My love, don't make me restless anymore."
"I've been mesmerised by your love."
"My love, don't make me restless anymore."
"I've been mesmerised by your love."
"I've been mesmerised."
"My love.. l am restless, eager."
"My eyes.. search for you."
"Where are you?"
"Let me dwell you in my eyes."
"My love.. l am restless, eager."
"I will love you beyond limits."
"I will hum tunes of your love."
"My love, don't make me restless anymore."
"I've been mesmerised by your love."
"I've been mesmerised."
"I am beauty, l am bliss."
"You're the radiance in my heart."
"I am the flame."
"I burn only for you."
"I can wait for you all my life."
"Every moment's filled with agony."
"Whenever you're not around."
"When we meet the events planned for us will begin."
"Without you life's meaningless."
"When I find you I will hide you from the world."
"My love, don't make me restless anymore."
"I've been mesmerised by your love."
"My love, don't make me restless anymore."
"I've been mesmerised by your love."
"I've been mesmerised."
"I've been mesmerised by your love."
"I've been mesmerised."
Kishen.
Kishen, it's not right to touch my feet, try to understand.
Bunty, you were right.
I was the fool.
Mala is a virtuous girl.
And l was mistaken about her.
Bunty, I am in love with Mala.
I didn't know that she's a doll and not a don.
She's so delicate.
I will marry Mala.
The first love marriage of our neighbourhood.
And no one can stop me from making this history.
No one.
There are already so many problems in this love story and now this triangle.
If he tries to entice Mala then what about dad?
And what about me?
God.
Rajesh Khanna is married, Mala.
Girls are ready to be his mistress.
They write letters to him in blood..
..and express their love.
Today l too.. - Stop this madness.
You know he will even have two daughters in future.
By the way, Mala, l know a nice boy.
And you will like him.
I see.
He's rich. He's slightly educated.
And his looks aren't all that bad.
The most important fact is that he will always be caring towards you.
He will support you all your life.
He will look after you.
Who is he?
Kishen.
Ladies and gentlemen, did you hear what Bunty said?
Mala. - Kishen will look after me.
He will take care of me.
That fool can't take care of himself and..
Mala, he has changed.
He has become very brave. He's changed.
I see. Then..
I am ready to elope with him and get married.
Really?
I will be his slave.
You're not serious, Mala.
He will have to do just one thing. - He will, done.
He will have to hold my hand publicly and say..
"Mala, I want to marry you."
Oh no.
He will.
Kishen will say it. He has completely changed. - Let him.
He will do it, Mala, he will do it. Kishen will do it.
He will have to say it.
And if he doesn't say it then l will beat you up. - He will do it, Mala.
Kishen has become very brave. - Yes, yes.
I will go and talk to him right now. - Come out, Kishen.
I am not coming out.
Look, Kishen, it's the question if your honour now.
I value my life more than my honour, Bunty.
That woman will make mincemeat out of me.
I did not want to do this, Kishen.
I did not want to do this. I did not want to do this
No! No!
And if you don't win this wager..
..then I will make mincemeat out of you.
She says that if Kishen asks me to marry him..
..then I will be his slave forever.
If l marry her then I will have to be her slave.
You already are.
I am here to change your future.
Only if Mala lets me have a future.
Come here.
Leave me alone, Bunty.
Kishen.
He dared to set eyes on my Mala.
Just watch now, I will make his plight so bad..
..that he will never think of Mala again.
And then.. Mala will be mine.
Enough, enough, enough. Just a minute.
Now Kishen will publicly announce that he wants to marry Mala.
Clap.
If l say anything to her she is going to kill me.
Bunty, please let me go. - No.
Let me go, Bunty.
Come on, Kishen.
Now call Mala, go.
Mala, come here.
She doesn't want to come, let's go home.
C'mon!
Are you calling the pigeons?
Order her.
Call her with a commanding voice, Kishen.
Come on, come on, come on.
Mala. - What is it?
Come here.
Loudly, Kishen, come on.
Kishen! Come on, Kishen.
Come here.
You.. come here. - Okay.
Let's go home, Bunty. Lets go home.
Look, Kishen, we can't step back now.
The bet has been made.
That arrow has been shot, Kishen.
For God's sake, Kishen, go.
Close your zip.
You're just.. Couldn't you tell me earlier?
Change your walk, Kishen.
Come on, Kishen.
Come on, Kishen. Come on.
Let me be born of love, Kishen.
Prove it to Mala,
Kishen! Kishen! Kishen!
Kishen! Kishen!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
You're hopeless.
There's no cure for you, Mr. Kishen Kumar.
Do I have a very high fever, brother Bunty?
I am talking about your personality.
You fainted holding a girls hand.
It was so shocking?
Was Mala an electrical pole?
You know what, I quit. I am going. - Where?
To hell. Do you have a problem?
Why are you yelling?
Because I am frustrated.
I came back only to improve your future.
But it's just a waste of time.
Because you can't change.
You know, I am sorry to say this..
..but you'll stay a dimwit all your life.
I won't stop you if you want to leave, Bunty.
But I would like to say that..
..no one's born smart or a dimwit.
After my mother passed away..
..my father didn't re-marry..
..so that I don't get a step-mother.
That's why l shouldered all the responsibilities of the house.
Kishen was reduced to Kitchen Kumar.
After that.. I was my father's son and his constant companion.
I would look after father in the house..
..and the customers at the restaurant.
That was my life.
Now you tell me. Bunty..
..how could l keep up with the world..
..with all the responsibilities? Tell me?
Now if you leave then this dimwit will always remain a dimwit.
I might be a dimwit..
..but l will make my son very smart.
Just like you.
I won't burden him with any responsibility.
I will educate him.
I will teach him everything that l don't know.
I will give him all the happiness in the world that l never got.
Just watch, Bunty, my son will never take after me.
Can I say something?
I love you, dad.
Why do you call me, dad?
You will find that out 30 years later.
Now watch, Dad, l will teach Mala a lesson.
I love you, dad.
Don't keep repeating it.
Did you see Kishen's face? - l should look at him too.
He was shivering so severely..
..that I thought he might fall apart into pieces.
But he fell unconscious before that.
Friends, congratulations for Kishen's..
Cheers.
Drink it, drink all the coco cola you want.
It's going to be banned after 2 years.
Come, Bunty, sit down.
What would you like to have?
Poor Kishen is suffering and you..
You said that "Kishen has become brave".
I didn't ask you.
And as far as celebrations are concerned..
..then can't I celebrate my victory?
I wouldn't have interfered if you were rejoicing your victory.
But you are celebrating someone's defeat.
Of someone's helplessness.
While pretending to be heartless..
You really have become one, Mala.
Stop. Stop.
When someone has lost her father..
..and mother goes to work, she has to stay stern towards the world.
Otherwise the world won't let us live in peace.
Mother has suffered a lot after father passed away, Bunty.
The shopkeeper would intentionally..
..try touch her whenever she would go to buy rations.
Whenever she would visit the doctor..
..he would make her breathe deeply.
Mother was very good looking, but all alone.
Once a drunkard barged in our house with a garland.
Mother was frightened and started screaming.
That was it.
After that mother decided.
"Mala, if you want to live keep the world at your feet."
Only the mighty can survive in this world.
But if you're weak you will have to suffer.
Wait.
I didn't know, mom.
I didn't know.
Kishen, close your eyes. - Will you sport a knife?
No, no.
Here you go.
Give me a smile.
Oh, God. He needs a complete makeover.
Come.
Can I open my eyes?
Sorry, dad.
My teeth!
They're not tusks for which you're screaming so loudly.
Help.
One.
Oh no! What is this? - Sorry! *
How is it, Bunty? I did four.
1 7, 1 8, 1 9, 20..
32, 33, 34.. come on, come on, Ghajini.
Who is Ghajini? - No on, continue.
We're coming, Mala, we're coming.
What?
What's this?
This is just Rs.200. - So?
I can only lock Kundan for seven days for this.
My job will be done in seven days.
Really?
Come on. - What happened, sir?
Come on. - There's some confusion, sir.
But what have I done?
Will l have to tell you that?
Can't you think..
..what wrong have you done in the last seven days?
Think.
Think for seven days.
Seven days.
Kishen, point no.1 .
Don't get too excited and start singing.
Just lipsync and l will sing.
Point no. 2, don't give Mala any importance.
Make her restless.
May I have your attention!
"Ladies and Gentlemen"
"Lower your voice."
"Attitude."
"That attitude is fake."
"Attitude."
"Leave that attitude behind."
"Attitude."
"That attitude is fake."
"Attitude."
"Leave that attitude behind."
"Love is an illusion."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"Love is an illusion."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"Their beauty is a trap."
"They're a bundle of problems."
"And their useless attitude."
"They look cute."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"They surely look cute."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"Their beauty is a trap."
"They're a bundle of problems."
"And their useless attitude."
"Attitude."
"That attitude is fake."
"Attitude."
"Leave that attitude behind."
"Try your best, come on!"
"Winning over a girl is an art."
"But it's a risky job."
"A true lover like Majnu."
"You will try to strangle yourself."
"Lovers shouldn't be beaten up.
"There should be such a law."
"If you don't have a boyfriend."
"In colleges you shouldn't get admission."
"Men are mute before them."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"Men are mute before them."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"Their new fashion everyday."
"Their worries about weight loss."
"And their useless attitude."
"When you have a girlfriend."
"She ruins your peace and sleep."
"You start losing your hair."
"Your brain goes haywire."
"You sit on the tracks."
"And wait for the train to arrive."
"They turn everyone into dimwits."
"Truth is always bitter."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"Truth is always bitter."
"Girls are the basic root of sorrows."
"They cry for every small thing."
"Secondly they make you spend every time you meet."
"And their useless attitude."
"Attitude."
"That attitude is fake."
"Attitude."
"Leave that attitude behind."
"Attitude."
"Leave that attitude behind."
"Attitude."
"Leave that attitude behind."
"Attitude."
Well done kishan.
Kishan, les go. C'mon!
Kishen, l've been.. - Lower your voice.
Tell me about my appointments.
Sir, first you've to meet P.T. Usha.
Meet her today or else she will run away, sir.
After that you've to meet Saif Ali Khan.
Saif Ali Khan.
Did you have a word with him about my project? - Yes.
What did he say?
He made a tattoo of Kishen on his arm.
Foolish.
After that Sachin Tendulkar, Virender Sehwag..
..and Barrack Obama wants to meet you, sir.
Tell them not this week, we'll meet next week. Sorry.
Look, Kishen.. - Lower your voice.
That's right, two days later you'll be going on a world tour.
Adlabs, MlDCO, lnfinity, Noida.
Lokhandwala Complex.
Of course, Lokhandwala Complex.
Sir, if l may ask.
Is it compulsory for a hotel owner like you..
..to go to the market to buy vegetables?
Look, no matter how rich a person becomes..
..but his feet should always be rooted to the ground.
What's the name of our servant? - Bhikhu.
Bhikhu.
If he isn't ready to work for 1 1 hours, then throw him out.
Anyway he doesn't know cooking.
There are other people here who don't know how to cook at all.
Hey, look, Kishen.. - Lower your voice.
Yes, sir. Let's go.
Hey, Mona.
Mona.
Are you fine?
C'mon! Well done.
Driver, let's go to All India Radio.
I've left that black car for you.
And that driver as well.
Consider that car is yours now.
Brother Bahadur, I always believed that.
No, no, no. you don't have to consider it any longer.
That car really belongs to you now. And the driver as well.
Okay.
Driver. - Yes, madam.
Take sir to the restaurant.
Now your duty is with him.
Would you close the door, please?
Let's go, driver.
"Come, my darling."
"The monsoon's.." - The ambience.."
What is it?
Will l have to ask what's wrong?
Catch him.
Help!
Save me.
Let me go.
Brother Kishen.
They..
Pick up the knife.
I will.. - Lower.. your voice.
I will do everything.
I will do all the work, master.
Leave.
Oh, God.
What is your name?
Kundan Lal.
And you? - Raman Raghvan.
Raman Raghvan.
What do you do? - Murder.
What am I doing?
"Look at the condition of your world, Lord.."
Bhikhu, you traitor.
You never washed a even a single spoon at our house..
..and now you're washing this big car here.
Don't you see l am working?
I don't talk when I am working.
My master has said that.
Which master?
Bhikhu!
Hello sir!
How many times have I told you..
..not to talk to useless people while washing the car?
Look, Kishen.. - Lower.. your voice.
I want ice. I want to make something, .
Bunty, install a new refrigerator in their house.
So that she doesn't make excuses to come here.
I didn't make any excuse.. - Lower.. your voice.
I wanted to make ice-cream for you.
That's why..
Ice-cream, you?
I will learn it if you..
It's not a difficult job to learn, Ms. Mala.
How will you make it?
I have milk, cream, almonds, and the mould.
And the ice from you.
You've everything but yet..
..you can't make the ice-cream.
Because there's one thing that you don't have.
And that's love.
Go. And defame a helpless man out in public.
Snatch his money and get something to eat..
You so mean kishan.
Get lost, Bhikhu.
Go.
Fast..
I am ruined.
What's going on, Mala?
Can't you see l am cooking, mother?
That's why.
I was wondering what is the source of this foul stench.
Hello, Grandma.
When did you keep the cooker to boil?
Since afternoon, why?
Why you..
This stench will remain for an entire week.
You can scrape today's dinner off the walls.
Let it be, Mala. Forget it.
Make me a cup of tea, this is not your cup of tea.
Go and learn something from Kishen.
To hell with you and your arrogant Kishen.
Kishen, arrogant?
You're deceived too.
Kishen's clothes, confidence and fate has changed..
..but his heart is just as it was.
Golden.
Innocent.
Full of love.
You can test it, Mala.
What is it? - Bhikhu, you traitor.
Open the door.
The hotel is closed today for customers.
Today is Kishen sir's birthday.
And he's busy in one of his parties.
You can't go inside.
Bhikhu.
Yes Sir.
So, what did you see?
Arrogant Kishen or darling Kishen?
You will find out at night.. what l had seen.
You're too cute, mom.
Bunty, what will I find out at night?
Whatever you find out..
..but you won't give Mala any importance, that's all.
I will. I will.
Because I feel so.
Not at all.
Bunty, just a little.. - Lower.. your voice.
Copying me!
Hello. Hi. - Happy birthday kishan.
After some time.
Hello, how are you?
Thank you. Thank you.
Don't do this.
Always up, alright.
Okay.
Kishen.
Mala. - Kishen.
My Malu left in anger because of you.
Malu. Now she's Malu.
She brought that cake so affectionately.
Now she left in a fit of rage.
I will have to apologize to her. - No.
She will say sorry.
Don't you see she still has her attitude?
I will have to bring her under control.
Go, I will think about our next step.
Did you think of anything?
Thought of anything?
Give me a minute, pops. Come on.
Its not an easy job to raise your parents.
Mala, stop.
What happened, Mala? Why are you crying?
Mala. - Am l that bad, Mona?
What happened?
Why is he treating me tlike this?
Why doesn't he understand my feelings?
Oh, God. That means Bunty..
No, Mona, Bunty is like a brother to me.
I..
Kishen.
Bunty, you're very cruel.
What are you two doing at 2 o'clock at night?
Nothing, Father, I was only cutting my birthday cake.
Come and taste it, come on.
Look.
I'm not giving you too much.
Have you mixed poison?
Tic 20.
I know, Father, the recipe is wrong.
But there's one thing that's in abundance.
Love. - Mother's love, isn't it?
Are you missing your mother?
I miss Bina on such quiet nights.
But what can l do?
Son, if you give your consent for the marriage..
..then this house will be filled with happiness again.
Father, I am ready.
Yes, yes.
I will talk to the priest tomorrow and inquire.
I will surely find some widow or divorcee.. suited for me.
Bina. Bina.
He's thinking about his marriage.
What a rascal?
No, Bunty, I am the rascal.
I've bothered Mala enough.
That's all. - I know.
But we're doing it for her benefit.
But the poor girl has changed now.
My Mallika is now not the same.
Mallika.
I am going.
Even we don't propose to girls at 2:30 in the night.
Wait until morning.
You express your feelings in the morning.
I will die until morning.
"My dreams made me cry."
"I am waiting for the dawn."
Come on, come on.
You've got bail. Come on.
Bail? Who was it?
He's waiting outside in the car.
It's some Mahesh Kumar.
He says that he passes this way everyday..
..and hears you singing in two voices.
Come on, have you finished.
Come on.
Now watch what l do?
Kishen will be out.
And Mala will be mine.
Why you..
Raghav.
Constable.
Pops.
Go, Pops, be victorious.
Tell mother about your feelings.
Mother?
But I love the daughter, not the mother.
What will I do with her?
I mean the mother of your future children.
Now go. Come on, dad.
He was partying with the other girls.
I got a cake for him so affectionately.
But that Kishen..
Change your style, Kishen. Be cool.
Go on.
Mala.
You!
What is it? - I.. l.. l.. I..
Will you stop stammering and speak up.
I came here to tell you that the cake you made yesterday..
You ate it? - Yes.
How was it?
If anyone wishes to learn how to bake a cake..
..then you.. - Yes, l..
Then they should never take lessons from you.
Because it wasn't a cake but dung.
What?
Dung.
Mala.
Kundan.
Long time no see?
You look delighted.
There's good news.
I have found a job.
Guess where? - The mental asylum.
Where?
With Mahesh Kumar and Party.
As a singer.
Mahesh Kumar and Party!
And my salary is Rs.400 a month.
Which party is this?
I have never heard about this party before.
Mala, just watch.
Kundan will soon become a star..
..by singing in two voices.
Kundan, l am very happy.
Just watch, you'll be a famous singer. - Thank you.
And anyway I like singers.
Especially those who can sing in two voices.
Voice..
If you can sing in two voices.
Then I..
Can sing in four voices.
I see.
Want to bet?
Shall we have a competition?
Dad, no. Dad.
Lets.
And Mala will garland whoever wins. - What?
Mala, don't interfere.
No, no, Dad.
I accept the bet. - Dad.
Have you lost your mind?
You went there to express your feelings to Mala..
..and instead you made a bet with Kundan.
Forget about four voices..
..you can't even sing in your own voice. - l know.
I know!
I was angry with myself..
..because I couldn't express my feelings to Mala.
And when l tried to..
..that duet voice Kundan Lal interfered.
What should l do?
In a fit of rage l blurted nonsense.
I said it.
What now, Bunty? - What now.
You will lose the bet and Mala will marry Kundan.
And only half of me will be born.
Lord, tonight's the biggest night of my life.
Make the one I love win tonight.
And l want.. only Kishen to win.
"Love is my game."
"That's what my heart yearns for."
"Its just you I think about."
"And I forgot the rest."
"I just want to dwell in your thoughts."
"I just pray to Lord."
"I don't want to stay away from you."
"And I forgot the rest."
"Oh, Lord. I couldn't do anything."
"It's just you l remember."
"And I forgot the rest."
"Now see how I dance."
"The heart beats.."
"The heart beats, the beats sing a song."
"Hear what my heart sings."
"Why don't you understand my restlessness?"
"The heart beats.."
"I want to express my feelings to you."
"It's a wonderful ambience."
"I want to make you mine.. right now."
"Your eyes enthrall me."
"Let me dwell in those enthralling eyes."
"Why don't you understand my restlessness?"
"The heart beats.."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself.
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself.
"I am wherever you are."
"Without you, my existence is meaningless."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"You're so stylish."
"I've fallen for you."
"Darling, you're so unique."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"Sweetheart, come and embrace me."
"Come and hide in my sights.." - Kishan what are you doing?
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself.
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"Come and hide in my arms."
"Show the world that your love is only for me."
"I dwell in your eyes."
"You're holding me in your arms."
"My love is just for you."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself.
"There are desires in my heart."
"Lets go somewhere we can be one."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself.
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"Hide yourself."
"Save yourself."
"I don't like these distances."
"I don't like this separation."
"I don't like when anyone else desires, sings..
"..touches or loves you other than me"
"Oh baby.."
"I've gone crazy."
"Oh make me or break me or take me."
"For you are damn crazy."
"I have a passion for your love."
"But you never confessed that you love me."
"I think about you every moment."
"I wish that you give me possession in your heart."
"Oh baby.."
"I'm down, down crazy!"
"Oh make me or break me or take me. For you are damn crazy."
"Kundan, watch me now."
Four voice.. Kishen you rock.
Everybody..
One more time.
Dad.
Something's wrong.
I know they've cheated.
Otherwise that unmelodious Kishen.
And you, Mala.
You were very happy about his victory.
He's not suited for you.
You're absolutely right, Kundan.
Kishen is no longer suited for Mala.
Girls don't leave him alone.
Rani, Priety, Kareena, Katrina, Deepika..
Who can I stop?
Tell me Kundan.
Katrina writes, "My Salman, I am forever yours."
Bipasha writes, "My John..". - John?
"Love. I am forever yours". - Great.
Who are they? - And Kareena.
I can't read Kareena's letters.
She has written everything Saif.
What should l do?
No, don't do anything.
Just relax.
Because now Mallika Sherawat..
..is doing what needs to be done at Rock n Roll club.
Mona, don't mind.
But you look like a shuttlecock. - Shut up. Come here.
Oh! Thank you for seducing me!
She is coming.. she's looking at me..
She's watching me?
What happened, Mala? Where are you going?
To die.
Dad. - Why didn't you stop her?
You should've said we were just testing her.
Now Malu has passed the final test.
Now she definitely loves you and she's in your control.
Go and tell her your feelings, go.
Leave me first.
This time l don't think we'll need seven years to meet.
We'll meet in a year, Kishen.
They found their love, now it's our turn.
Look, Mona, I'm thankful for helping me out..
..but l can never fill the distance between us.
Wishes don't count, Bunty.
Either you fall in love or you don't.
So, just say yes or no.
Do you love me?
No.
I love someone else.
And she's waiting for me.
Mala.
Mala. - What is it?
Are you going to die? - Yes.
Where? - At the Chowpatty.
But how is it possible?
I can drown myself in the sea.
But how does that concern you?
You can go back to your Mallika.. Sherbet.
But, Mala. l won't leave you alone.
What do you mean?
Mala, the water at Chowpatty is cold at night.
I suggest you go tomorrow afternoon at 2:30.
The water will be warm then.
You will die easily and won't have to suffer much.
Stop, Vaijanti.. Mala.
Before you go l want to say just one thing.
Listen carefully.
Mala, l love you a lot.
It was just a drama planned by Bunty.
That girl with the wig was Mona.
There's no Sherbet in my life.
If there's anyone in my life then.. that's you.
My short-tempered.. big eyed.
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one jinxes it."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one finds out about it."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one jinxes it."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one finds out about it."
"I dwell in your thoughts."
"Your love has lit up my life."
"I laugh without a reason."
"I sway without the intoxication."
"I flow like the current."
"Now l am always happy."
"I dwell in your thoughts."
"Your love has lit up my life."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one jinxes it."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one finds out about it."
"You are.. a dream."
If Mala can't be mine..
..then she can't be yours either, Kishen.
Watch what l do?
I am coming.
"I laugh.. when you do."
"Whenever you're sad.."
"..l want to fill you with happiness."
"I don't know why l am mesmerised?"
"Why does everything seem so calm and soothing?"
"Every season looks new so do my emotions."
"I rise like dawn and set like dusk."
"I smoulder like fire."
"I walk in my sleep."
"I dwell in your thoughts."
"Your love has lit up my life."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one jinxes it."
"We've finally fallen in love."
"I pray no one finds out about it."
"You are.. a dream."
Mala! Kishen!
Oh no.
Kishen! Mala! - Bunty.
Let's go, let's go, let's go. - But where?
Your marriage. - Our marriage? So soon.
Bunty, we just sang a duet song. - Yes.
Mala, you never told me..
..that your mother is against love marriage.
Mother has found out about us?
Is my father still alive or has her mother shot him?
Kundan has told them everything about both of you.
Now parents are after your lives.
Run, come on. - But where are we going?
The temple, the auspicious hour is passing by.
And if you don't get married now..
..l might never be born.
Come on, run.
Fast..
She is coming.. C'mon fast..
Stop.
Mala stop the car otherwise I shall kill Rai bahadur.
Aunt and Gabbar instead of Jai and Veeru.
And behind them Thakur and Ramlal.
Our parents are chasing us and you're enjoying it.
Eloping and getting married has its own fun.
Look..
Bunty.
Bunty, stop the car.
This marriage isn't possible.
Grandma, you wanted to get Mala married to Kishen.
So what's wrong now?
Now they love each other.
That's the problem.
I am strictly against love marriage.
I never let anyone have love marriage in my neighbourhood.
This is crazy.
Father. - Couldn't you find anyone else to fall in love with?
This is their trick.
So that she doesn't have to pay rent all her life.
To hell with your rent.
I would rather die than let this marriage take place.
You're going to die in 1 978.
Thank God.
The entire city will be rid of her.
No need to be so happy, grandpa.
Because in 1 979.. you too..
Watch out.
Oh no.
Kishen.
Bunty, stop the car.
Kishen, if l stop the car then we'll be lying on the bier.
No, Bunty.
We can't base our dreams on someone's corpse. - Yes.
Then I am ready to take full responsibility, Kishen.
Just slide it down respectfully.
They will pick it up, okay.
Sorry.. sorry - Kishen.
Bravo, throw down the corpse and the girl.
"May his soul.. - Rest in peace."
Kishen is looking so good.
I wish Rai Bahadur was lying on that bier.
Look, uncle, your son is shouldering someone else's bier.
Shut up and drive.
Oh no.. - Bunty watch it.
Bunty..
Grandma.. Oh no.. no.. no..
Let's go. Mala.
Aunt, that's my hand. - Shut up.
Love marriage isn't possible, that's it.
Mother.
Kishen. - Mala.
Kishen. - Mala. Mala. Mala.
Kishen, do something now.
Come on.
Kishen, this is your last chance. - l.. I..
Be a man and fight, Kishen.
He can't be a man.
He's a fool. Just a fool.
And the proof is that..
..he loves a girl who is a shame to womankind.
Come on, dad.
It's a goon hiding under the clothes of a woman.
Kundan, what are you.. - Quiet.
No one will say anything.
This girl is just as soft from inside as strong she looks.
She loved me earlier.
But now she loves Kishen just because he's rich now.
Who will marry a characterless woman like..
I would've slapped you even if Mala didn't love me.
What kind of a man are you?
You claim to love a girl..
..and now you talk nonsense about her when she refuses you.
I feel like taking your shirt off and making you dance here.
Mala. Come here.
Apologise to Mala.
Say sorry or else l will thrash you so badly..
..that the doctor will say "Sorry, your son is dead".
Say sorry.
Sorry, Mala.
Not Mala, say "Sorry, sister".
"Sorry, sister".
Say it!
Sorry, Sister. - lts okay, brother.
Thank you.
And you two, senior citizens.
Your punishment is that..
..you two have to live together like kin, get that.
Never! - Lower your voice.
She's my mummy. - Fine.
So, Aunt.
Mala and l didn't get married, have only fallen in love.
You get us married.
So your problem of marriage will be solved as well.
I.. was saying that. - Good.
I am not ready for the marriage.
You shouldn't get married at this age, either.
Get that!
We are getting married.
You can say anything you want right now.
You fool.. - Lower your voice.
We're going for our honeymoon after the marriage.
Where? - Lokhandwala Complex.
Bunty, you're just amazing.
I am getting married because of you.
And you won't attend my marriage.
That's not right.
Its not right for me to stay for your marriage, Kishen.
I should leave before your nuptial night..
..or else there'll be a chance of a double role.
You will come back, won't you?
I will, of course I will.
And this time l will come sooner.
By losing some weight, weighing only seven pounds.
You will understand when you see it.
No one ever understands what you..
What are you doing?
I am going to miss you. - l am going to miss you.
Here, Bunty. l made it myself.
Really.
You made it yourself.
For your journey.
Don't eat outside.
No.
I love you..
Mom..
Bless you.
I will miss you, son.
Me too, grandpa. Me too.
Bless you.
Who will praise me now?
My most beautiful grandma.
If you can't make it then call us there.
I wish I could do that, grandma.
I wish I could do that.
Bless you.
Goodbye.
Go.
The time machine brought me..
..to the same party from where l'd gone in 1 975.
I hope, everything changes.
Bhikhu. How do you work so much for Kishen?
Won't he throw me out of the house if I don't?
It's a jolly party.
Let's have a duet song.
You know I never sang after losing to you.
You're getting serious.
Wow, dad. Well done.
Listen.
Go. Your wife is calling you.
He's my husband, Kundan lal.
He's the manager of Shreya Bank's Nalasopara branch.
And they are Mr. and Mrs. Khurana. - Hello.
Mom.
If l had known you will take so long..
..then I would've giftes you a miniskirt.
If l had known that you're so restless..
..l wouldn't have come down.
I would've called you upstairs. - Then you should have.
By the way, guys, take it easy.
Relax.
Where were you?
I was around. - "Around."
I suggest that you handle the party here.
And l will take your mother to the private party, yacht party.
Understand.
Hey listen, listen.. - Lower.. your voice.
Okay then.
Let's go, wife. - Let's go.
Come on.
Professor.
Professor, can l borrow her for a second? - Sure?
You will handle the party? - Of course.
Thank you, Professor.
Have fun. - Come on.
Bye. - Bye.
Bunty, stop.
What?
Tanya. Will you marry me?
Are you serious? - Very serious.
Of course.
I love you, Bunty.