Excuse me! Can I help you?
Goodness! It's Juhi Chawla!
I've to attend a shoot and my car's broken down.
Can you give me a lift?
I? You mean...I? Yes...no! Why not? Please come!
I'm very fortunate to have found you.
I'll never forget this favor of yours for the rest of my life.
No favor at all! This is only my duty.
How sweet!
People like you are not 'made' any more.
Madam's arrived! Hurry up! - Check the site! Come on!
Bye.
Thank you. - Mention not.
Listen..
You will meet me again, won't you?
Why did you summon me so suddenly, Ms. Juhi?
There was no reason, really. I just felt like meeting you.
It's a very romantic place, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
There are times when I think
if these strong shoulders weren't supporting me
what would have become of me?
Give me your word, you will always be with me!
What are you saying, Ms. Juhi? - Not 'Ms. Juhi'
simply Juhi! - Goodness!
Juhi!
Hey! Come here! - Goodness! Govinda?!
Goodness me! Who are you?
Meet Mr. Amar, Govinda.
Haven't I told you about him? - So, he's the one
who helped you at every step?
You're a handsome young man. - Thank you.
Your tastes are improving, Juhi!
Excuse me!
She's feeling shy..
When you're so handsome, why don't you try in films?
I've received many offers from renowned directors
but I'm being selective about which..
Goodness!
Take 21! Action! - Come into my arms!
No, Gopal! This can't be! - Why not?
Only because I'm poor? And you're rich?
No power on earth can keep us apart! Come..
Come into my arms!
But, Gopal
try to understand a woman's impuissance. - What's that?
This sinful world, the heartless society
and the atrocious coevals will not let us live.
And that is the truth. - The truth is that you love me!
The truth is, I love you. Only this is true, the rest is fake!
Forget it! Just remember me! Come and embrace me!
Embrace her tightly, Govinda!
What happened?!
l felt Shah Rukh Khan had arrived! - Shit!
Shah Rukh, Govinda, Sunny Deol. They're the ones in your life!
I'm told you're doing many films with Sunny?
Yes. People like our pair.
And you? - I like it too.
He's very handsome.
Why did you ask? Are you feeling jealous?
I'm afraid I might kill someone! - Amar! Are you upset?
I was only joking. You're everything to me.
You're my beloved.
It's true, Amar. I can't live without you now.
Let's get married somewhere. - Oh, yes!
I'll quit acting for you!
No! There's no need to do that! Go ahead and act.
I'll handle everything including the money!
But I'll choose your lead-men. And maintain a distance!
Oh, Amar! How sweet!
Juhi! My darling!
With God as my witness
I accept you with all my heart and soul.
With God as my witness
I too accept you with heart, soul and wealth!
Hey! - Who the fuck?!
Oh, dad! You ruined my beautiful dream!
Did you have to arrive just as l was about to marry the heroine?
Couldn't you wait a few minutes? - Shut up and get up!
He sits at the cash-counter and goes to sleep.
I told you, Babulal, not to let him near the cash-counter. - I..
How much of money does your cash-counter have anyway?
A beggar of Bombay would have more loose change than you do!
Be careful, Babulal.
Don't cut his ear off, like you did yesterday. - Careful!
How can currency notes be here?
You blew up a bill of 100 taken from here.
Not blew it up, I spent it.
I had a haircut from Rosy
in the salon of Taj Mahal Hotel. - What!
I shave 20 people to put together Rs. 100
and you tip people at the Taj?! Your hair hasn't been cut, too!
They've been cut in a style you can never tell.
It's the latest French-cut, you see!
La coupe francais de hair!
That's quite some English! You fool!
The change from the cash-counter paid for your school fees.
I got you educated and threatened and intimidated you.
I somehow got you into college too.
Albeit I did all that, you were kicked out from there too!
I wasn't kicked out. I quit on my own!
Actually, the principal couldn't understand what I said.
I have many ideas in my brains, dying to pop out!
They're meant for the nation, and for this generation..
And especially so, for the fathers!
Because...till the fathers of this nation don't improve
neither can't the nation.
The principal's son could understand this
but the principal couldn't. But you..
I'll shave off your hair without even applying water!
Oh, come on, dad! If you shave my hair
people will think you've.. - Shut up, donkey!
Peace, father, peace.. I have a new idea.
Why don't we sell this shop? We'll get good money.
I mean, we can open a bangles-shop with that money.
A bangles-shop? - Yes. A bangles-shop.
Just imagine..
We'll be surrounded by beautiful faces all day.
I'll make the daughters try out the bangles..
...while you will be busy with the mothers.
The sound of laughter, the meeting of eyes
the spread of their tresses and the slipping of their veils!
Their petite and pretty hands will be in your fat ugly paws!
You'll very lovingly make them wear the bangles.
They'll gracefully make sounds of protest.
You will, meanwhile, make noises of mischief!
Babulal! I told you to take care of his ears!
It's because of you! - Because of me?! - Yes.
You're distracting him! Get out! Get out!
Watch it, dad.
I can't say about you but I command respect here.
Respect indeed! You steal change from the counter!
You beggar! Wastrel! - What are you staring at? Get lost!
Pretending to be a hero? - Get going!
You're angry now, dad. I'll explain it this evening.
Will you again come in the evening? Shameless fellow!
No dad can possibly have such a useless son as you are!
Indeed there must be! Like dad, like son!
Bhole! My left-eye's twitching a lot today.
That's considered to be a good omen!
You'll receive good news from everywhere.
Good news, my foot!
The day I became a dad was the last of my good days!
From that day to the present..
My son Prem has never given me the opportunity to be happy!
I make the hard-earned money, and he blows it up!
Sir! - Yes? - Who are you cribbing about?
My son! But what brings you here?
Have you forgotten? You owe the moneylender Rs. 500.
What nonsense!
Oh, yes! The money must be paid, right?
It has to be paid.
Here's the money in five crisp 100-rupee notes..
Prem has cleaned out my money-box!
Why are you making excuses?
That poor chap's sitting at Waah Waah Studios.
Waah Waah Studious? - Yes.
That filmic disease, Johnny!
He's swindling my son!
This Johnny had sent my dad to Bombay
promising a career in films! He still hasn't returned!
You find him standing like this in
the crowd scenes in some films.
Johnny's conning my son! Where's my stick?
Wow!
What a face! What a mug!
It's the only one of its kind!
What was that? - I spat to ward off evil! - Okay.
Well, teacher, I'll become a star, won't I?
Become one? You're already a star, buddy!
Lights off!
Get on with the production now!
It's already started. I've even spoken to Amitabh.
What about me? You'll play the main lead!
He'll only play your dad.
Will he do? - Do?!
It's more than done! Way more than just done!
Amitabh and l.. The dad and the son..
And the ensuing clash between the two!
Wow! What a scene!
Steaming hot...the tea at Waah Waah Productions.
Here you are, sir! - Get him a cold drink. - Sure.
Any news of the call we were to receive from Subhash Ghai?
Oh, that?! It's due any moment!
I had sent your photographs to Subhash Ghai.
He needs a new mug like yours, for a film he's making.
It's called, 'Dracula's Romance'.
Dracula's..
Hello! Yeah, this is Johnny from Waah Waah Productions!
Hello, sir! Don't forget my role!
Yes, Subbu? It's Subhash Ghai on the line!
Convey my respects too, sir! - Hold on.
Yes, so tell me. Did you like the photographs?
What?! It's created a furor in the entire Bombay?!
Have people liked it so much? Very good! Great, man!
What?! Oh, no..
Really?
He showed your photographs to Madhuri Dixit.
What did she say? She'll work only with him?
And with nobody else?! That's wonderful!
She even kept a snap of his with herself?!
Very good, man! Very g.. Oh, no!
Yes.
There are two heroines in the film.
He's spoken to Juhi too.
She has your address. She'll be here to meet you.
Will both of them do? - Just do?
Of course they will!
Hey, get up! Listen to me..
Your work is done.
Done for! It's all done for!
The honor of Waah Waah Productions is ruined!
The shopkeeper says that if he does
not get Rs. 500 immediately
he'll take away your camera from here!
I try to give the film industry new artistes
and they want to take away my camera!
It's only a camera, after all. Not his good fortune!
Give away the camera! - Wait!
He wants to pay up! Give it to him.
Throw this money in his face!
I'll throw punches on your face! - Dad! - Oh, no!
You're squandering away my money on this baldie!
He's making me a star!
A star? He can't be a peon himself!
I'll make you the hero in my film too, uncle!
Uncle! You old sinner!
You've even conned my dad!
And you're pretending to be young? Listen carefully!
If you fool my foolish son any further
I'll put a needle in one ear and pull it out of your other!
I'll seal your ears, not to speak of shut mouths!
Call me a fool if you like
but I'll achieve something in life!
Hello! - Hello, yourself!
Stitch-up your lips
and hold the tailors' scissor in your hand!
I can't do that, dad! - Can't do it? - No?
Would you like a begging-bowl then?
No, dad! I can see my goal ahead.
There's the police station and the graveyard ahead!
Which of the two is your goal, son? - How do I explain?
The stars of my destiny, are about to shine!
Welcome, madam! - Come, madam!
How are you, madam? - Welcome to India!
It's so nice to have you here! - Enough! Stop it, please!
That's enough!
Is it true that you've come to India only to get married?
Right. I did come for that. What's so surprising?
The only daughter of the affluent Ramgopal Bajaj
Ms. Raveena.
You've been around the world.
But why did you choose India to get married?
I mean, why the Indian boys?
I believe that people here are in love with love. - Yes.
I mean, they use their hearts, not their brains. - Yes.
I too am looking for one such crazy chap.
You'll find him! It's a country of crazy people!
You'll find thousands of them! - You naughty man!
You haven't said something, have you?
You've heard nothing, right? - Oh, nothing!
No, I spoke nothing.
Can something go wrong if l speak?
Yes, madam! You'll say a thing, they'll understand another.
Understand little, but write a lot.
They write a thing here, but another will be published.
Whatever will be published, will be strange
and that strange something could lead to everything strange!
Get it? - Yes. It'll lead to something.
Who are you, 'Ms. Something'?
This is Karishma. She's my..
Secretary. - Cum.. - Friend.
Cum.. - Adviser. - Cum.. - Attendant.
Cum.. - Cook. - Come! - Come, come!
Hold on! One last question.
If you come across two boys
one intelligent and the other romantic
whom will you choose? - They will both be rejected.
Because she likes boys a bit romantic.
And intelligent too. - Right? - Right!
Isn't Mr. Rustam there?
Why does she sell stale eatables?
How are you, Amar?
Hasn't the strike been called off, Mr. Ahmed?
No, it's still continuing.
I can't understand the government policies.
For all that the leaders do, we pay for it, right?
Looks like I'll have to do something. - Yes. - Okay.
The bum's arrived at last!
Are you newly employed? Switch on the fan.
The old thing can fall on your head at any time.
The Beauty from London now in India.
In search of an eligible bachelor.
What a babe! She looks like a film-star!
That's strange! She's come here to get married? Go on and read.
The person whom she marries will inherit 500 million!
Besides, two factories in London.
A diamond-business in Switzerland!
There's a farmhouse too!
She's not a girl, she's a jackpot!
That's enough! This news is for me!
For you?! - Of course!
She's my heroine! - Am I dead, then?!
She's here in India, only for me!
Bravo, my boy!
Manage to trap her just once
like I've trapped you..
What? - I mean, like I've made you the hero
and bring her here.
Our Waah Waah Productions
will then become an international company.
After which, we'll make films only in English.
English know you?
Fast English, walk English, talk English!
Finish..
Sell your dad's shop and his house.
But a lot of money will be needed.. - No problem!
The money can be arranged. Your dad's house
his shop...sell them both.
Oh, my! - Yes! Give me half the money
and you take half the money.
I'll sit here and finalize the story, set-up and music.
Only bring the girl and become a star.
Super-star! A great star!
Babulal! You ungrateful wretch!
You compete with me, before my very shop!
It's not my own business, sir, it's yours!
Amar drove everybody out of the shop, sir.
I wonder what's happened to Amar.
He's mumbling to himself! - Mumbling to himself?!
You?! Hats off to you! You're great!
I always knew you had it.. But so much!
Amar salutes you!
What's going on? - Out! I asked you stand outside.
You donkey! - Father?! It's you!
Please come. I was awaiting you.
You're great! You're exemplary!
There's no dad like you!
You're worth worshipping. You're supreme!
In fact, I've realized that you're not even a man..
You're a great man! Great!
Simply superb! You're the Knowledgeable One!
Oh, Lord, at long last you've heard my prayers!
He did! He did that 26 years ago!
Where are your feet? I want to fall at them!
Oh, forget it, son. But tell me
what did you suddenly discover in me?
That itself is your greatness
you don't know your own virtues, dad!
You're so great, because you happen to be Amar's dad!
Of me!
I recognize you now. Everybody will too, in the future.
They'll say, 'There goes Amar's dad!'
- The cops will say that too!
'There goes Amar's dad!'
Dad, why are you so glum?
Whenever I'm happy, you seem to be sad, dad!
What else can I do?
As and when you've been happy, I've been ruined.
Do you remember, when I first bought you a bicycle?
Cycle? - You were very happy.
But you crashed into my dad's legs.
I remember! - And till the time he died
he was known as the lame-duck.
The next time you were happy was when
l bought you a firework called Ram Bharose Rocket
you fired it, and burnt down Gupta's shop.
Gupta's shop.. - I'm still paying for the damages.
The third time you were happy was when
you pulled the string from your aunt's slip..
Dad! Forget the past!
I'm about to do something for which I was born!
And what is that? - Stop worrying and imagine
if instead of a 5 paise 'beedi'
you had a Rs. 50 cigar!
And a hat instead of this cap!
A suit instead of this garb and imported shoes!
How does it feel, daddy? - Great!
Fine, fine! - Thank you, daddy!
But how will all this be possible? How? - Wow!
I'm going to marry a rich girl! - Really?
We'll be rich after that! - Really?
I'll open many such shops for you. - Oh, really?
Then why don't you get married quickly?
You'll have to sell off your third-rate salon for that..
Really? - ...and give me Rs. 25,000!
Rs. 25,000? - Only 25,000!
Rs. 25,000!? You won't get a penny!
Get out! Out you go!
Here's the money. Return the 25 paise.
The big noise you make for 25 paise!
That's how I've built this house of mine saving all that!
As if a 25 paise didn't matter!
Hi! - Hi! - How was your pilgrimage?
Could you see the deity? - There was a big crowd
but somehow I managed to get in.
What's the noise for?
Has the moneylender's house been sold?
Not the moneylender's, your house's sold.
My house is sold?! Hold this!
My house? Who sold it?!
But why are you dragging me? - Hold on!
Keep the stuff down! - Father!
He even screams!
F-a-t-h-e-r!
What's it, son? - Who's this? - He's Liyaqat.
Liyaqat, who? - He owns a butcher's shop
at Chimney Street.
You mean where scissors used to play
the blades will churn out meat!
Who are you? - Who am I?
Bankelal! - I'm Bankelal!
I own this house. I went out and you occupied it!
So what if you did! - So, it's you?
Greetings! - Hello!
When were you discharged from the hospital?
The hospital! - Your son said
you were being treated for a mental disorder.
Mental disorder? What's all this?
You have a good son.
He said he needed money for his dad's treatment.
I gave him Rs. 22,000 for this house.
He took the money! This is my ancestral property, sir!
It used to be. It no longer is.
I'll deal with you, Prem!
Bravo, Babulal, my loyal friend!
You're continuing my business even outside!
Not your business anymore, sir. It's my own, this time.
Your business is closed. Your shop has been sold!
You went to attend a wedding
and Amar sold the shop to Mr. Shankar.
Yes! Your son has sold this shop to me.
I'll sell bangles in this shop now!
He left a note for you. - This?
Wealth worth Rs. 500 million.
The only heir.
I had seen her when she was small.
The poor thing will see very few days of her youth.
She's coming to India to get married
It's funny how death drags a person all over the world.
It's good! It'll be an interesting game to play.
Robert! - Yes, sir?
Ask Bhalla to take D'Souza's place at Shanti Villa.
Yes, sir.
But Mr. Bhalla has a fantastic idea, sir.
Why don't we throw D'Souza from a cliff at Junagadh?
Robert! Keep Bhalla's ideas to yourself.
How each card of this game has to be dealt
is something I know very well.
This is the biggest game of my life.
I'll make each and every move very carefully.
None of them is any good, Robert!
One has a crooked nose or a squint
one with rat ears or those of a rabbit!
It seems coming to India was a waste of time!
I'm very angry with my manager D'Souza!
How dare he present such pictures to me!
Where is he, by the way? - He's no more, madam.
Who are you? Who's he, Robert?
He's our new manager.
The name's Vinod
but everybody in town calls me Bhalla.
Bhalla? But where's D'Souza?
He's off, madam.
He means D'Souza is on a long-holiday.
Now I will make all the arrangements here.
I can't figure out anything. Okay, you may leave now.
Robert, madam wants to rest and we've got work to do.
Come on! Follow me.
Oh, my! - Oh, mother!
It was the same again. Okay, please go ahead.
You go ahead. - No, you go on.
Go ahead. Please do. - Please, I request you.
Pal! - No, I request you.. - Courtesy can
get you into a thick soup.
Mr. Raj Kapoor has dealt with this in detail in 'Bobby'.
So, before the bus departs, let me get in.
You can follow me. - Oh, sure! Please do! Come on.
What do you do? - Nothing.
Oh! - I mean, I don't have to work at all.
My dad has made a pile. He's got a flourishing business.
What business?
We're into garments. We export garments.
Nothing is sold here, everything is exported!
You must have heard the name Chaudhary and Sons!
Oh, yes! Chaudhary and Sons!
I've heard the name. - You have?
The raw material you use, is from our company.
Mehta and Group. It's a very big textile company.
We give a lot of people goods on credit.
I think Chaudhary and Sons owes us money too.
That's okay. I'll check the accounts!
Mehta Textiles!
When there's no Chaudhary and Sons
how can there be Mehta Textiles?
Chaudhary and Sons?
He looks like a worker in an 'beedi' factory!
The bloody rotten mango!
Where did you buy that cap from? From France?
Oh, no, it's from Switzerland.
I go there very often. I like the sunset there.
The cap's very nice too. It looks good on you.
He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head!
Where did you get this jacket from?
Is it a Chaudhary and Sons product?
Oh, no. - It must be from America then.
Oh, no, I got it from New York.
New York! I see! I thought it was American.
He's as big a liar as I am.
He looks like a monkey retired from the circus!
Where are you both going? - To Ooty.
I'm going to Ooty too. - Really? You too?
We seem to have the same goal. - We'll have a nice trip.
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful.."
"To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!"
"To steal a glance!"
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful.."
"To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!"
"Smart chaps!"
"There'll be some gal somewhere, pal"
"to whom we'll belong.."
"Pal.. Pal!"
"If compelled to die for her"
"we shall indeed but save a bit of life in the deed."
"A bit.. A bit indeed!"
"There'll be some gal somewhere, pal"
"to whom we'll belong.."
"If compelled to die for her"
"we shall indeed but save a bit of life in the deed."
"Run for your life.."
"Run for your life.. - Come on, pal!"
"Pal!"
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful.."
"To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!"
"Smart chaps!"
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful.."
"To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!"
"Smart chaps!"
"To steal a glance!"
You're very jokey! - Come on, man!
Hey! What are two cups for? Take away one of them!
I'll also have tea. We'll share the tea, pal!
It strengthens friendship. - Does it?
Go on and drink.
We're not sharing tea, pal. We're sharing love.
Here's the bill. - What are you doing? Keep it!
I'll pay! Take the money back! - But why?
It's not fair. Take it back!
It doesn't matter. - It does. Take it back!
That's no friendship. - Okay.
I'll take it. - Pay for it, if you insist.
But I'll pay the next time. You can't always pay it!
Okay, have some tea.
Hey, Danny boy! Come here!
Take this. Go on now.
Our friendship will be exemplary in the days to come. - Why not?
Amar! Look at that your future sister-in-law!
Are you getting married to Madhuri Dixit?
No, not that picture. The one below that.
Raveena from London.
She's not my sister-in-law, but yours, understand?
Amar, our friendship.. - To hell with it!
I'll get married to her! - Oh, mother!
You're doing a somersault! - So what?
I could tell from the look of you! Marry Raveena, my foot!
Do you know how you look in that two-penny cap?
It looks like a watermelon on an ape's head! - Insult?!
And you?! This jacket from the street-shops
makes you look like a retired monkey from a circus!
Bloody monkey! - Rotten-mango!
I won't spare you! - Help! Leave me!
I won't spare you! Hit him more!
Careful!
Oh, mother! - It's you! - What are you doing?
Rogues! Getting into fights?! I'll lock you up!
Come on! We won't fight, sir!
Our bags are in the bus, sir! - To hell with the bags!
Come on! - Easy!
Peace! Peace! - Hello, sir!
I'm Amar! - Hello, Amar!
And I'm Prem! - Hello, Prem!
Amar-Prem! That's a good combination!
This looks like a new police station, sir. - It's brand new!
Sir, they.. - Quiet. We're talking.
You remain quiet. - It's new. Built in two months.
Sir, they both.. - I know they're Amar and Prem.
You mustn't interfere when senior people are talking.
Quiet! - But they were..
Everything here is new, including the furniture!
I'm only waiting for someone to cut the ribbon. - Ribbon!
The lock-up will have to be inaugurated, you see!
For that, I need a thief, a rogue, a loafer.
He'll inaugurate the lock-up and I'll enjoy myself!
We'll take your leave now, sir.
It's been a pleasure meeting you. - Thank you.
I'd brought them here for the inauguration, sir!
They're both ruffians. - Ruffians!
They were fighting it out on the streets! - What!
It wasn't me. It was him! - Yes, sir..
No, sir! It was him. - He started it, sir.
He hit me first, sir. - But who kicked first?
Why did you abuse me? - Didn't you abuse me too?
I...no, I didn't! - Silence!
I'll lock both of you! - Look at my face, sir.
Do I look capable of fighting? No!
I'm a follower of non-violence, sir.
He's a liar, sir. He's being misled by your looks!
He thinks you're a fool! - Fool?! - Oh. my!
He called you a fool! He abused you!
I too could have called you a donkey. But did I? No!
Because I know that your appearance is deceptive.
The two of you are calling me names in my police station!
Where is it I'll shoot you both!
He abused you. Lock him up! Let me go!
Hello! The inspector's busy! To hell with the Commissioner!
It was the Commissioner's phone!
He's put you to trouble, sir!
Look at his audacity! He wants me locked up!
I know you're great
and have recognized him at the first glance!
He's flattering you, sir!
He's cut the ribbon, sir! - There's less of sugar.
Get some sugar! - Get some sugar!
He had your tea, sir! - My tea!
Throw him in the cell, sir!
He drank my tea, called me names!
I'm fed up with both of you! - Can we go, sir? - No!
I'll deal with both of you separately.
With me first, sir. I'm in a hurry.
I'm not in a hurry, sir!
Go away go and sit there. Go!
Sit down. - He waves his gun for nothing!
I had picked Prem's pocket.
Let me see how much dough the bloody millionaire has!
The bloody ape!
It's empty!
Shame on you, thief?! Damn you!
Okay.. Go and sit there.
But, sir.. - Sit down there! - Okay!
Hey, you! Come here.
Who? I? - Come here!
Oh, mother! - Sir, listen to me..
Listen to me! - You..
Enough of listening. I'll show you something. Come with me.
Come with me and look at this..
I've brought the thief you were looking for!
Don't let his innocent face deceive you!
He is, in fact, a sly, dangerous criminal!
Now lock him up, after charging him appropriately.
Wait a minute..
What are you looking at me and the snap for?
Look at him and then at the snap!
That's not me, sir! - Shall we go?
He's a twin-brother! - Move.
"My dad always said.."
"I'd make a big name for myself."
Give him a big hand!
Photo! Let's have a photo!
One like this...while grabbing him. - Me too!
Here's your wallet.
Would I leave your wallet, when you had picked mine?
It has five bucks. You'll need the dough. Bye!
There's no vacant room in this lodge.
Give me a cot then. - There's no cot too!
I'll manage under the cot too.
Now listen.. - Look. God's looking at you!
Like you, I'm His devotee too! - Really?
I'll die, if I don't find a place to sleep today.
Suppose I die, my blind sister
and my poor mother, who's a widow..
My blind sister and my mother who's a widow..
God! I was about to commit a grave sin!
Listen, I have a room upstairs. - It'll do.
There's a lot of stuff there.. - It will do.
Let's go. - Mr. Sevaram, you're not a man..
What?! - You're a great man!
Don't talk. Just listen. Follow me.
Where have you brought me, Mr. Sevaram?
Don't talk. Only listen.
You don't snore, do you? - Oh, no.
There's a graveyard nearby, the dead shouldn't complain.
Not at all.
Have a bath between 1 and 2 AM when there's water.
Between 1 and 2 AM.. - Don't talk. Listen.
Don't mess with the ceiling-fan. It can fall anytime.
And don't switch on the lights after sunset.
But only after sunset, will the lights..
I mean...how will I change?
Why do you need lights to change your clothes?
Take them off and go to sleep!
Do you plan to show something? - Oh, no!
The fatso doesn't even allow the lights to be switched on!
That's okay, sonny-boy.
Once you get Raveena, there'll be lights all around.
Lights all around.
I'm exhausted.
This is the bed. Let's sleep now.
Your Amar has arrived, Raveena.
Prem really put me into trouble.
But it was your love which saved me.
There must be many donkeys dreaming about you, Raveena.
But when you meet Prem
Prem's love will make you a love-lunatic!
My love!
What are you doing here? - And what are you doing here?
I think the idiot's dead. His spirit is roaming.
It must be your spirit. - Get lost! - You get lost!
Go get lost! - Damn you! - Oh, my! - Oh, mother!
Hey, Amar! How are you?
Superb. How are you? - Great!
You?! - You?!
What are you doing here? - How about you?
I came here first! - By conning me!
You picked my pocket first! - You did!
What did you say?! - Who the hell is shouting!
What's going on? Fighting and arson in my lodge?!
Not fighting! This is affection!
We were separated in our childhood.
Which explains the affection!
Lots of love! Why did you get separated?
It wasn't me. We were separated in the fair held at Kumbh!
It was because he left my hand. Why did you do that?
Come and embrace me, brother.
Never leave me now!
You've become very fat! Naughty boy!
Make up for the lost years. - Your love and affection
reminds me of that episode of Ramanand Sagar's Ramayan
in which Lord Ram and Bharat were united.
Okay, good night! - Good night!
Glory to the Lord - Brother Amar!
You rascal! I won't spare you!
Get lost! - I'll kill you!
Not two, take away one cup of tea
we'll share the tea. It'll strengthen our friendship.
Keep it there! Go!
What friendship? To hell with it!
I'm telling you, Raveena's not for you.
You don't understand and instead get angry! Idiot!
Be a good boy and return to Bhopal.
You're threatening me!
Do you see these muscles? I'll crush you!
Flexing muscles, idiot?! Raveena's mine! Hear that!
Yes. She's your sister-in-law. - What!
What are you fighting for?
The deserving person from the trio will get her. - Trio!?
Who's the third? - Who's the third, punk?
I'm there too. - You?!
How dare you?! How could you even imagine!
Just as you did! - Hey, Amar!
That's enough. I've got a nasty temper! I..
And then? What will you do? - I'll think..
There's no time to waste.
Do you think we're the only aspirants here?
Go there and take a look. There are thousands there!
Really? - There's a big queue.
Tokens are being distributed for the interview.
I had to wait for 20 hours to even get a token!
Oh, mother! No. 717! Raveena's in great demand!
It's disgusting.. - Indeed!
There's a limit to unemployment.
Youngsters ought to be ashamed!
One rich girl and everybody's make a beeline for her!
Even though they lack in looks and talent!
You're one of us too! - My case is different.
We'll have to do something to begin with.
All the people who have come here
have to be dealt with first.
After that, the deserving person will get her.
The deserving will surely get her!
Okay. Let's go.
Let's go! I already have her.
You illiterate, ill-mannered, insolent donkey!
You dare ask us of our identity! Introduce us, Mr. Dhamru!
Tell him!
This is the Nawab Noorali Nizamuddin Barkatali
alias Bade Miyan.
And this is Ameerali Ashleelali Asli, alias Chhote Miyan.
And I am Dhamru Tehmurlang Turk.
So many names? Where are the rest of them?
Shut up, Robert! They're their names.
Shut up! Who are you? - I'm her Sr. Executive Manager.
And I'm the Junior. - Chhote
they appear to be servants. - Their faces say it all.
Chhote.. - Yes, Bade?
We can't see our little girl. - I'm looking for her too.
Who's the little one? Raveena Bajaj has a function here.
She's the little one. She used to play in my lap!
And I used to carry her on my shoulder!
She used to call me uncle. - And I was her younger uncle.
Oh, so you're her uncle!
You've come at the right time. Today the little one...I mean
she will choose her bridegroom.
Bridegroom? - There are many suitors here.
Because of which we arranged the function here.
Idiot! Where are the suitors? - Over there!
Take me there. Shame on them! - Come.
Look, there they are!
Hey, young men! Come here and listen to me!
Just forget the idea of getting married to Raveena!
Because she was engaged when she was a child!
To Prem Singh, that is! - Amar Singh!
Go away all of you. Get lost! - No!
We will not leave! We will not go!
Deal with them, Dhamru! - As you wish, sir!
Go and bring Raveena here! Come on! Hurry up!
Chhote.. - Bade.. - Congratulations. - To you too.
There are two elderly gentlemen outside.
They claim that they've had your dad playing in their laps!
They also claim that you used to call them uncle.
Uncle? - Recognize me? I'm your uncle!
Get lost! You're scaring the girl! Come to me, dear.
Do you remember, dear? We used to go for those walks?
Remember that sweet-meats shop? Those sweets?
And the trips to Rani Bagh zoo
with all those varied animals..
Step aside! You're scaring her!
Come and embrace your uncle! Come dear, come to me!
She's embraced you enough when she was a kid.
But I was her favorite! My sweet, honey, darling!
Oh, no! My dear
he seems to be hungry! Give him something to eat!
Go on! - Oh, no! I'm not hungry!
What are you looking back for, all the time?
The old man suffers fits of epilepsy!
And clings to anyone who comes before him!
Really? - Yes.
Really? You have those sweets. I'll go take a look.
Sweet-meats?! They're nice indeed!
You're more beautiful than any of your photographs!
Which is why I've fixed your marriage with Amar Singh.
Who's Amar Singh? - Don't you know Amar Singh?!
No. - Amar Singh is the handsome youth
that any street he passes through
the girls just swoon over him. They really do.
How can I believe you?
You ill-mannered wretch! You doubt my words!
Dear, till this day people in Aligarh
don't marry without consulting me!
Not a single marriage! That's my experience!
My hair hasn't turned grey just like that, you know! Hold it!
You!
There are many tales revolving around me and my brother.
We've done everything since the independence of India.
So you know Raveena since she was a child, right?
Not only our darling Raveena, I know her dad too!
What else do you know?
When Raveena sat in my lap, she just wouldn't get up!
She used to pester me for things to
eat and to roam around the city!
Which is why you even chose the bridegroom for her, right?
What a boy! He's one in a million! Prem Singh!
But he said it was Amar Singh. - The old man's getting senile!
Neither can he see nor hear properly!
Very smart! What can we do for you?
Just tell me where the other old gentleman is.
He's gone to sleep.
I'm not feeling very good either.
l think I too will lie down for some time.
We've made all the arrangements for you to lie down!
Where's my cane? - Cane? Here it is!
Oh, mother!
You should have let me know, if your disguise had come off.
I too would have fled with you.
May even my enemies not have friends like you are!
So, return to Bhopal. It's simply not your cup of tea.
What are two cups for? Take away one!
We'll share the tea. It'll strengthen our friendship.
Keep it there and scoot! To hell with your friendship!
You always get me beaten up! You think I'm a fool? - Yes.
You.. - Freeze! You're already all broken up.
One punch and you'll break to pieces!
Only my back is broken not my elbow!
Threatening me with your elbow? Shall I hit you? - No..
What are you fighting for?
There are only the two of you now. I've already quit the race.
Quiet! When were you in the race?
You both are not even in my league!
Yes! What! - I was in the race too!
But I forgot all about romance, after seeing his fate.
I'm happy as I am.
But I'll always help you. Till I breathe my last!
Learn a thing or two from him! Look how wise he's being!
Henceforth, you too start helping me, okay?
You'll see it, God will never forgive you!
Shush! - Why don't you people take turns in trying?
That's a good idea! I'll make the first attempt.
First get into the position of making an attempt!
You'll suffer the consequences of my curse! - Shut up!
Have you seen the film 'Sholay'? - Yes. At least ten times!
His dad wrote it. - Don't drag him into this!
Hey! - You can! You can!
In 'Sholay'
Amitabh and Dharmendra tossed a coin to decide everything.
You do that too. The winner will make the first attempt.
Yes! Now, that's a good idea! - We'll leave it to the toss.
Winners are get the steaks, losers are apes!
Okay? Here's the coin.
Now listen. Heads I win, tails you lose.
Is that okay? - No! Reverse that!
Okay, fine. Tails you lose, heads I win.
Is it fine now? - That's fine. - Fine.
Here goes the coin and the winner..
Oh, my! - Oh, mother! - Tails you lose, I win!
Here I come, Raveena!
If he wins heads, you win tails. You haven't lost! You've won!
Oh, yes! I'm the conqueror!
But he's made an ape out of you!
My plan will take me straight to the girl's bedroom!
To the bedroom? - Absolutely!
Once you reach the bedroom
it won't take much to reach her heart.
Not at all. - But there's a problem.
The stick. - Stick?
The girl must be somehow made to give me the stick.
But why will she hit you? - Because I'll worry her.
So you'll worry her too?! - Yes, a lot..
But why? - Because I want her to hit me.
Will you quietly get hit?
With pleasure. - Don't worry. I'll supply the stick.
Really? - Certainly!
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"I agree"
"you're among the most beautiful pearly dames.."
"But l, my beloved, am no less either!"
"You can ask about me"
"from the legendary lovers too."
"But apart from you, I have no other."
"I'm crazy for you, known to all but just not to you."
"Listen, darling, stop pretending.."
"There's no point in being so uptight."
"Listen, darling, stop pretending.."
"There's no point in being so uptight."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"Let me come"
"closer to you, let us lose everything.."
"What does one do when his heart is uncontrollable too?"
"I'll always play with your tresses like this.."
"And tease you a little."
"When all this is inevitable, why should we worry?"
"Come and keep me in your heart"
"and hide me in your arms, oh, darling!"
"Come and keep me in your heart hide me in your arms, darling!"
"Look at me, with the eyes you have."
"Think of me, with the sense you are endowed with."
"Look at me, with the eyes you have."
"Think of me, with the sense you are endowed with."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
Police! Police!
She's killed him! Is anybody there?!
Police! - No! I haven't done this! - Nonsense!
I saw it! It was your hand! It was your club!
One hit and the poor chap died!
Listen to me! - Police!
The club kept coming before me and he continued misbehaving.
I held myself from hitting him..
But you struck at last! Police!
Listen! Please don't call the police!
Who else can I call? - He's breathing! He'll get up.
How will the poor chap wake up?
It'll take four people to haul him up now.
He's left the world for good! He died at a young age!
Police! - No! Don't call the police! I'll get him cured!
Please give me a hand!
Where am I? Who am I? Who are you people?
Where have I come from? What's my name?
The poor chap's struck by amnesia! - Very smart!
All this happened because of the blow you gave him!
Why do you keep scolding me?!
Why is she crying? What blow? Which blow?
I can't understand anything.
Won't you people tell me? You tell me! You'll have to!
Smart boy! - What have you done, Raveena?
You too scold me?! I won't speak to anyone!
I'll have to call the police now! Police!
Don't call the police. Please!
It was I who hit him, I'll have him treated too.
Till he recovers his memory
I'll keep him here and care for him!
You're so nice. So beautiful..
How much you care for me.
What's your name, Ms. Raveena? - Raveena.
It's necessary for you to recover soon.
What's the hurry? - Mr. Bajaj is coming tomorrow.
Oh, my! - I've made a mistake, sir. I forgot to tell you.
Mr. Bajaj called from London to say he's coming next week.
Daddy's just impossible! He's left us here all alone.
There's some problem every day. He's not bothered about us!
I think so too. He doesn't care for you.
What kind of a dad is he? He should've been here. With you.
Just think two girls, poor things
all alone in a strange city. - Indeed!
Robert, dial his number. I'll talk to him.
Who am I? Where am I?
Very smart!
Who is this? - Very smart!
You seemed to be pretty decent in your younger days.
You were fooled, weren't you?
That's the game! He's my brother, my twin-brother.
Mr. Ramgopal Bajaj
My name's not Teja It's Shyamgopal Bajaj.
Shyam-Ram. Ram-Shyam. - How very interesting!
He was my father's pet.
My old man used to love him a lot.
I wonder what spell he had them under
but he was always considered to be Lord Ram
and I was Ravan.
I decided then that I'd knock off my dad
and clear his cards too.
And I gave it a good try.
But by mistake, our clerk Harishankar, was knocked off.
But it was good.
He used to bore me with a lot of holy mumbo-jumbo.
I was sentenced to ten years of imprisonment in that case.
I was in jail for ten years!
When I came out, the whole scene had changed.
He went to London and multiplied his ten million to 300!
But, sir, why didn't you go to London too?
How could I go to London? The police is on my trail.
Mogambo's nephew is hunting me for the 0.5 million I swindled.
Don't I want to see London? But how could I go?
How sad!
But now the bad days are behind us.
That girl is his daughter!
Let her enter my domain just once..
l will not be defeated like Ravan was!
I'll see your end!
A profit of millions for only one murder?!
Leave that to me, Mr. Teja.
I'll kill him in a manner he won't even realize he's dead.
But you will kill him only when he comes to India, won't you?
But when will he come to India? When will he?
His daughter's here, sir. He'll certainly come too!
Good! That's very good!
Kill his daughter then!
Who's that? Ms. Raveena? - What's it, Tilu?
What to say, Ms. Raveena? When I got up this morning
l saw that I had lost my eyesight.
Where are we, by the way?
The world seemed strange when I lost my memory
and now it's turning dark, when I've lost my eyesight.
Get a grip on yourself, Tilu.
Control, my foot! Excuse me, step aside!
Leave me! Leave me!
No! - Let me go! I have no right to live!
I've no right to live! - Madam!
What's going on here? - He's committing suicide.
Oh?! There's someone to see you, madam.
Let go of me! Let me go, I said! - Me? Who is it?
Oh, my!
Who are you? - What is it?
Police. Please don't worry. I'm a police doctor.
Just as the police smells out the criminals
l reach the patients by the scent I get.
Dr. Prem Khurana.
Purana?
Khurana! Not Purana, it's Khurana! Dr. Prem Khurana!
I have information that there's a patient hiding in your house.
I didn't do it deliberately.
I was only standing with the club..
I know that! But where is he?
How should we have known that he'd lose his memory?
Tilu's eyesight is failing him too.
Tilu? - Yes, we found him at the hill
so we call him Tilu.
He'll see everything clearly once he sees me. Right, Tilu?
You? - Saw that? Hasn't he recognized me?!
Will he get back his memory? - Of the last seven births!
I know this ailment well. - Who's he, Ms. Raveena?
He's a doctor. - Doctor?!
Dr. Prem Khurana. I'm a pretty old hand.
Oh. my! He seems more like a carpenter!
My father was a carpenter. - I don't want him treating me.
Give me poison instead but I don't want him. I want to die.
I'll fulfill that wish too. Leave her hand.
No. - Let go of her hand!
Ms. Raveena, he has a contagious disease!
Everything will be okay, now that I've come.
The name's Prem...Prem Khurana.
See how I set him right now.
Doctor...you rascal, Prem! Forgot our friendship?
I'm your friend! - To hell with it!
I feel like strangling you!
I'll give you an injection meant for horses. You'll neigh too!
What are you discussing with him?
That's very confidential. - Confidential? - Yes.
Distractions! Doctor! Tilu! The treatment!
What's all this?
You can understand my pain. I don't want my memory.
I'll manage with what little I have.
Ms. Raveena, this disease is contagious!
To treat him, you must keep him away from food.
Will he recover his memory if he's hit on the same spot again?
That's possible. - Oh, no!
Can we give him another blow then?
Why not! Not a bad idea!
No! - He must be hit on the same spot. A hard blow!
I'll hit him! I'll succeed if I give him two or four blows!
Yes! - Oh, my! I've had it!
You hit him earlier, Ms. Raveena. Let me try now.
What do you mean? Who brought him here?
You're going to get a sound thrashing!
You'll be thrashed good!
Sir, shall I hit? - Leave this to me.
Only tell me when and how many blows he must be given.
Can I try, sir? - Shut up!
Those two and these two! Four in all!
Sir, please.. - Madam, listen.. - No, Robert!
The doctor's here! - Raveena.. - Silence! Order!
Everybody will be given a fair chance.
Give him two blows, when he gets up.
Keep giving him two blows, as and when he wants to sleep.
I get up before everybody else does, sir. - Shut up!
Shut up! - I'm the doctor! I'll give the first two blows!
Ms. Raveena, please listen to me.
He's escaping!
Let me go! Help!
Help me! Anyone! Help!
No! - Shut up!
There's nothing to worry about, is there, doctor?
I've given him the injection. - Okay.
He needs blessings and blows now.
Don't forget to keep hitting him.
Till he recovers, I'll stay here.
Very smart! An unwanted guest? - That's how I am.
Accommodate him in the outhouse, Robert.
Not there. In this house, near your room.
Give me the room opposite mine. - Is there nothing adjoining?
There is. Near mine. - Opposite will do. Thanks.
The doctor's very nice. Isn't he?
Gone crazy over him, have you? - No!
Hurry up. We've to give Tilu some blows. - Yes!
Come on, we've to give him blows.
This is a unique bouquet, Robert. - It's beautiful, sir.
I've kept a time-bomb in it. - You hold it.
It's time for Raveena to come out.
The time she smilingly picks it up
it'll blast at the appointed time.
And that will be the last time she will be alive.
It's time for you to keep the bouquet.
But if I keep it, the police will..
Don't worry, Robert. I've written Tilu's name on it.
Tilu will go to prison and Raveena to heaven.
It's like killing two people using the same arrow!
Shut up, Robert! It's like killing two, with one arrow.
Go now. There's very little time in the time-bomb left.
Have you switched it on?! Oh, God! - Yes!
Not this way! That way!
Is the car ready, Robert? - No! Yes, it is!
No!
I've kept the time-bomb on the table, sir.
Raveena will be out soon. - Very good timing, Robert!
Good timing is okay, but when will good times come?
Good times will be upon us very soon.
What's that? Flowers?!
For Raveena? From Tilu?!
You dare do this! Let me think. I'll put my name there..
Oh, mother! Who is it?
What's going on, doctor? Who are you giving the bouquet to?
And what's this behind you? What are you hiding?
For Raveena, is it? Tilu!
Your name instead of mine? What's going on? - Amar..
Don't mess with me, Mr. Tilu!
Who's Tilu? I'll give you a kick!
What's going on? What's happening, Tilu?
Ms. Raveena, I brought you flowers
and this doctor is hitting me!
Well, doctor? - No! I brought the flowers!
I brought them! - I did! - I brought them! I did!
Ms. Raveena, I'll come from there, soon enough!
Ms. Raveena, I'm coming from that side! Come!
Ms. Raveena! Catch! Oh, my!
Start counting, Robert.
Have the good times arrived? - Yes!
10, 9, 8..
You threw it! - You did! - I'll kill you!
5, 4, 3..
2.. - Explosion!
Oh, mother! - Oh, my! - What happened?
What you mean to say is that
you couldn't do the job because of those two clowns.
Very good.
I've got great satisfaction.
Sorry, sir. We made a mistake by oversight.
Those two boys are very smart, sir.
At breakfast yesterday.. - Shut up, Robert!
Please don't worry, Mr. Teja.
A snoring rat can't awaken a lion, can it?
According to our new plan.. - Shut up!
You and your plans!
I'm going through a bad patch!
They speak like lions and are not even rats themselves!
I don't want any excuses this time.
Do anything, but finish the job.
And this time, come here with the news of their death!
I'll come with the corpse, if you wish.
Or better still, I'll kill her here in your presence.
Very smart!
We've very smartly managed to discover something more, sir.
Mr. Bajaj of London converted all his wealth into diamonds.
He'll arrive here in ten days.
We heard that when he was talking
to his daughter over the phone.
What did boss say? - I couldn't hear him.
But he definitely must have said 'Smart boy'!
Will I get food today, Ms. Raveena?
Yes, you will. - Really? - Certainly.
Has the doctor left? - Forget him and eat. Okay?
So much of food?! For me?!
Chicken! Biryani! Kebab! - Careful! - Where do I start?
Let's start with chicken! Oh, my! Who hit me?
Do not touch!
All that food is for us. - Yes!
And this food is for you. - Yes.
Karishma, please display item no. 1.
Pepper-balls, ginger sweets
bitter gourd soup and chilies-salad.
I think I'm recovering my memory!
Anything else? - No.
Your treatment continues then.
Eat it, Tilu. You'll recover soon.
Eat it as if it were medicine. The doctor himself made it.
I won't eat this! I'd rather die than eat this!
How can you die like this, Tilu?
We won't let you die so easily, after all.
Feed him with your hands, miss.
He'll have to eat then, isn't that right, Tilu?
Else, it'll break her heart.
Eat this.
No!
You're very smart, doctor.
Really? - Really!
Who's all that food for, Robert? - It's for the doctor, sir.
Is it something special? - Yes. Especially for him.
With lots of butter and clarified butter.
I can't hope for all this.
Could you get my medicines from upstairs?
Yes. - I'll live on them now. - I'll get it, sir. - Hurry.
Pepper-balls for me and mutton-soup for you?!
Here's a laxative for horses. It really knocks them out!
You'll crave for food! - Is dinner served, Robert?
Does it have enough of butter, Robert?
This is delicious!
Mutton soup! Chicken! Kebab!
Is anything left? No. The food was excellent today.
Very good, Robert!
Where's Ms. Raveena, Robert? - Upstairs.
Thank you!
"For the first time, I've seen love in my darling's eyes.."
"Now is when my heart is contented too."
Excuse me, Ms. Raveena!
It's you? Please come, doctor.
Stop calling me doctor. - Well?
You can call me Prem. - Have some oranges.
Thanks.
I want to say something to you. - Yes, please.
Actually, this has to do with the heart.
Yes. From quite some time now..
Go on.
Sorry? - I mean...give me two minutes.
Excuse me! - Please come, doctor.
I asked you not to call me doctor.
Call me Prem. - Have some oranges.
Thank you. - You were saying something. - Yes.
Yes? - I was speaking from my heart.
Actually, I..
What is it? - I..
From quite some time now..
Two minutes.
Ms. Raveena! - Doctor!
Prem! - Oranges! - No!
You were saying something. - Yes, about my stomach..
No! About my heart. - Yes!
Are you okay, doctor? - Should I call a doctor? - You!
He was speaking his heart. - Heart? - Yes! - What was that?
I'll tell her later. - Tell her, pretty please.
No! - I want to listen too. - No, let it be!
Tell, please! You'll break her heart!
Let it break! - Speak up, will you?
Don't shake me! - Speak up now or it'll be too late.
It's late, anyway! - Go away..
Ms. Raveena! - Oranges! - Thank you!
You're fine, I hope. - Indeed! What can happen to me?
Where did this road-block materialize from?
The name is Crime Master Gogo!
I play with eyeballs as if they were marbles.
Where's your boss, Teja? He ran away with my money!
We don't know! - We don't know, I swear!
Tragedy! Get down! - Why?
I must steal something since I've come. It's family business!
I'm Mogambo's nephew Gogo!
Gogo.. - Is pleased.
Gogo's stunts are incredible, aren't they?
This was your idea, wasn't it, you rogue?
To please Karishma in order to know more about Raveena?
Exactly! Did she tell you something about Raveena?
What could she tell me?
Whenever I ask her about Raveena
she starts staring at me.
Karishma has fallen in love with you, sonny boy
and deep down in your heart, you care for her too.
Yes, that's true. But how did you know?
You're crazy! Do I want to be a cook by marrying Karishma?!
Want to return to Bhopal then? - Oh, no.
I will not concede defeat so soon.
This story will take a new turn after the intermission.
Only I will get married to Raveena!
Dr. Prem Khurana? - Oh, mother!
Where are you? - Hide! Quickly!
Here's a blanket!
Who were you talking to?
To myself.
Who will listen to my woeful tale? - I will..
No! - All day, all night
without batting an eyelid. I will listen and listen..
I will tell you the story some other day.
Now I must prepare the patient's medicine.
Why do you love him so much?
Love? If I could help it, I would strangle him!
What does that mean? - I mean..
I'd thrust the medicine down his throat. So he'd recover.
Oh, I see!
Where's the noise coming from? What are you boiling?
It's my pain, actually!
There's pain there and here too.
Everybody's under pressure. What can one do?
Cure Tilu soon, so that we can have some party and music.
Madam loves music a lot, anyway.
Madam likes music? - Yes.
Raveena likes it? - Listen to it then!
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"For my heart...is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"For my heart...is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"This night and these distances.."
"Speak do I want.. Oh, so many things indeed.."
"This hope...has been my hope in nights that bleed."
"Speak do I want.. Oh, so many things indeed.."
"This hope has been my hope in nights that bleed."
"Come out on the terrace now.."
"A glance of a glimpse of yours, do show.."
"Come out on the terrace now.."
"A glance of a glimpse of yours, do show.."
"The state that you are in.."
"Is the same what I have pangs in."
"The state that you are in, is the same what I have pangs in."
"The very same state is what I dwell in."
"I have to love on the sly.."
"This damn helplessness makes me sigh."
"I have to love on the sly.."
"This damn helplessness makes me sigh."
"For my heart...is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"This night and these distances.."
"Listen to what I say, oh, queen of my dreams.."
"Pleading has been for long, this soul through screams.."
"Listen to what I say, oh, queen of my dreams.."
"Pleading has been for long, this soul through screams.."
"Oh, atrocious one, come on now.."
"Grace me with a graceful show."
"Oh, atrocious one, come on now.."
"Grace me with a graceful show."
"The pain that you suffer.."
"Is what I go through under."
"The pain that you suffer is what I go through under."
"Darling, it's the very same pain I suffer."
"I have to love on the sly.."
"This damn helplessness makes me sigh."
"I have to love on the sly.."
"This damn helplessness makes me sigh."
"For my heart...is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"For my heart is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart.."
"Two words.."
"For my heart.."
"Two words.."
"For my heart.." No! No! Oh, mother!
This poison is extracted from a scorpion, Robert.
Mix just two drops in somebody's drinks
the one who drinks it, turns blue and then yellow.
What happens after that, sir?
After that he sleeps the slumber
of death forever.
Economical and trusted.
It must be effective too?
Yes.
Oh, my! It looks as if it's used on animals!
Yes. On buffaloes. - Buffaloes!
Hold him tight, Ms. Raveena. - Oh, my! No!
I don't want it. - But I must give it! - No!
Remember, this poisoned drink is for Raveena.
I'll give it to her, sir. - Smart boy! - Thank you!
I don't want it! Leave me!
Tilu! Be a good boy! Let him give you the injection.
It's for your own good. Come on.
Ms. Raveena! - Please.
Do that again...run your hands on my cheek, please!
It's coming back. - Who?
My memory's returning!
Your memory?! Do it again, please.
It's here! It's back!
My memory's back! Thank you, oh, God!
Thank you, Ms. Raveena! I feel like..
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Ms. Raveena!
I can't control my joy! I don't know what I'm doing!
You understand, don't you?
You do?!
Oh, my! Ms. Raveena, I'm sorry!
My mistake! It's a miracle! A miracle!
To celebrate this, give your servants gifts on my behalf!
Give them a bonus and a day's holiday!
We normally do this. - You do?
I'm Bhairavgarh's landlord
Vikram Singh's son, Amar Singh!
I have only two hobbies, hunting and football.
I used to be a champion!
Really? - I used to play for Mohan Bagan!
He's getting even crazier! I must give him this injection!
Hey, doctor! Just take your fees and get lost!
He's really gone mad, madam!
Insolent girl! You're a servant
yet you climb sofas and even call me mad? Aren't you ashamed?
If you had recovered, the doctor would have known.
Right, doctor? - Right!
The patient first knows whether he has recovered! Get it?
Try to understand, madam. - Hey, hold on..
You've changed colors ever since the doctor has arrived!
Haven't you changed too?
Is he the one being treated or is it you?
You'll become a patient too! - Ladies and gentlemen
may I have your kind attention, please?
Relax! Please relax!
Have a seat.
It's Robert's birthday.
On this happy occasion, he has prepared a special drink.
It's called the Drink of the Heavens
You may present the drinks, Robert.
You didn't tell me it was my birthday.
Happy birthday, Robert! - Thank you.
Come on! - Yes.
Happy birthday! - Thank you.
Happy birthday, Rabbit!
Take this glass.
Thank you, Robert!
Please, sir.
Happy birthday, Robert! - Thank you. - Live long.
Cheers! Cheers, everybody! - Cheers!
Cheers for Robert's birthday and to my regained memory!
You think we'd really believe you've regained your memory?
What proof do you have? - Proof? Idiot!
I remember everything! I was a champion at football!
Ms. Raveena...I was a champion.
I even remember that historic match of 1988
when I scored six consecutive goals for Mohan Bagan!
Let me show you how. I was positioned here
and here was the wicket-keeper of the opposition.
The goal-keeper, idiot! This is football!
Give me your glasses. Quick! - Our glasses? Why?
Come on! Here you are.
Strange servants this house has!
Give me your glass.
Climbs the sofa, insolent girl!
May I have your glass, too, Ms. Raveena?
Let her finish her drink!
Okay, you have it. - No, I don't want it.
Go ahead. It's your birthday! - It's okay. Play your game.
As I had the ball with me, I was surrounded..
l was here and there, there and here
left and right, fooling every one of them
they kept running helter-skelter.
Making them dance, I approached
maneuvering my way to the goal-keeper.
I made the goal-keeper dance too. And then...goal!
Do you have your proof now? Do you believe me? Yes!
Here are your glasses.
Our glasses? - Here are yours.
No, thank you. - Strange servants.
They now refuse to take it! Take the glasses!
Ms. Raveena...please.
Cheers! - Cheers!
Very good, Robert!
Good, it's very good. - Very good, Robert.
Why aren't you people drinking? Go ahead. It's very good!
Don't show your teeth. Drink it!
It's my birthday, madam. I'll drink last.
He's insulting you, Ms. Raveena!
Robert! - Happy birthday, Robert!
What was that, Bhalla? - I'll drink it, madam.
Now you drink.
Thank you, sir. Now you can drink.
There's something fishy here.
Bhalla! Go on, drink it! - Drink it!
Drink it! - Drink!
Swallow it! Go on! You'll get a blow! Swallow it!
Swallow or else I'll rap you on your butt!
I knew something of this sort would happen.
If we go on like this, we'll be made the game one day!
I've got great satisfaction!
Sorry, sir. We made a mistake.
That younger boy.. - Shut up, Robert!
Please don't worry, Mr. Teja.
Till when will the prey escape the lion?
According to my new plan.. - Plan!
What kind of people have you employed, Teja?
They wear suits worth Rs. 10,000
but don't possess brains worth 10 paise!
You'll end up in a heap, if you keep such company.
You'll have to do something on your own, Teja!
Stand on your own two feet. Start now, Teja!
You both can't do a thing.
I think I'll have to deal with you now.
There's a fair being held at Mayavi hill tomorrow.
Both these girls will go to the fair too.
They will be killed there.
Very good.
But I will come to the fair too.
I'll deal the cards henceforth.
But those two jokers.. What's to be done with them?
Very simple! They both are destined to die at my hands.
According to the plan..
Hurry up, Ms. Raveena. There's a time to get to the temple.
Only then are you granted your wish.
What are you looking back for?
Amar.. - Don't mention that inauspicious name now.
Let's go, uncle!
Well, my son
where are you taking your sister?
Sister? Are you blind? Calling her my sister!
Let's go to Mayavi hill. - Okay, sit down.
Take my hand, dear. - Yes, he's an old man.
Come on.
What's the matter, dear? Where's the glow of your face?
Maybe you had to accompany someone else
and are not! - Shut up!
Oh, God! You and Your ways! Grapes for an ape!
You dare call her an ape?!
No, son, I called her the grape.
Grape?! That's a nice fruit.
You can move a little, dear.
Don't touch her! Let's go! Old ass!
Thinking of your father, son? Let's go..
We'll go from the presence of everybody else!
Let's go.. Let's go!
The rose fell off! Get it back for her, son.
We're getting late. I'll get you another.
What a shame!
Had the rose fallen off from my wife's hand
l would have leapt after it!
Shame on the youngsters of the day!
I'll get it. - Sit down.
You'll take ages!
Let's go!
Hey! Prem! - Raveena!
Stop! - Hey, old man! Where are you taking her?!
Prem!
"Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling.."
"This beautiful weather and the crazy winds.."
"Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling.."
"This beautiful weather and the crazy winds.."
"May sweep you off your feet."
"Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"So filled with magic are these days of spring.."
"I hope they don't take away my breath."
"So filled with magic are these days of spring.."
"I hope they don't take away my breath."
"Watch out, my darling.."
"Lest you lose control."
"Come, let me give you support."
"Oh, my darling."
"Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"There's anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips.."
"Oh, for this grace, I'd die for you!"
"Oh! I'll die.. - Indeed, my darling!"
"My darling!"
"There's anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips.."
"Oh, for this grace, I'd die for you!"
"There's anger on the brow, but a smile on your lips.."
"Oh, for this grace, I'd die for you!"
"Oh! I'll die.."
"I will not be able to live!"
"Don't give me those looks, my dear. - My darling!"
"Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Okay, I won't.."
"Okay, I won't be angry anymore"
"I'll now look into your grievances."
"Okay, I won't be angry anymore"
"I'll now look into your grievances."
"My heart now knows, where my goal lies."
"Stop making those naughty gestures at me!"
"My darling!"
"Here you go.. - Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling."
"This beautiful weather and the crazy winds.."
"May sweep you off your feet."
"My darling!"
"Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
You're very 'that'. - What?
'That'. - What?
That!
'That', eh? That I am.
The love-birds are here. But where are my guys?
Sir. - Where were you?
Sorry, sir. We fell asleep, sir.
Where's the gun? - I have it, sir.
Here it is.
What's this? - This is Vasco da Gamma's gun.
Which 'mama' (uncle)?
It's Vasco da Gamma's gun.
You don't need to aim with this.
Just imagine the guy and fire.. It finds its target!
They will get me killed.
Let me take a look, sir.
What was that?
What do you think went wrong?
Vasco da Gamma!
Vasco da Gamma..
That's life, pal.
You win some, lose some. It's all a part of the game.
Hadn't I asked you to return to Bhopal
as you wouldn't be able to win here?
Just think of the difference between you and Raveena.
You need looks and luck
to marry such a wealthy girl.
You lack both.
No problem. I know very well
that a broken heart affects the brains, too.
Look what I've got. Rum to drive away your sorrows.
Have this tonight, to lessen your burden of sorrow.
But don't get hooked, it affects your liver.
I've got something to talk to you about.
Go upstairs. I have no time. Talk to Prem.
You're misunderstanding me. - I don't talk to servants.
Goodbye.
I want to say something to you, Prem.
But that shouldn't affect our relationship.
Relationship?
What relationship? You're a strange girl!
I'm not who you think I am.
Meaning? - I'm not Karishma.
What difference does it make? If not Karishma
you could be Jamila, Shakila
Sunita, Anita or Papita..
Whoever you are, my boat has capsized!
You see, Raveena is not Raveena.
She's me and I'm her.
You are not you, you're her.
She's not her, she's you.
You are not you and she's not her.
Am I what I am, or not what I am?
Who am I? - Idiot!
I'm Ram Gopal Bajaj's daughter, Raveena Bajaj.
She's our accountant Harishankar's daughter
Karishma.
What? - Yes.
We had swapped names.
I wanted a boy to love me
and not my wealth.
And that love.. I've found in your eyes, Prem.
Really?
Amar!
I have never liked India.
Even my friends used to tell me this.
That I have not been made for this country.
I should have been elsewhere.
It's good that you came from abroad and
like a jeweler
recognized a diamond.
Otherwise, the people here are, well.. Like Indians.
They could never realize my true worth.
Amar, I've been trying to tell you..
You're trying to say that after marriage, we'll stay in London.
That we will have to.
To handle the huge business empire of your dad
I'll have to stay in London. - Amar..
You want to share your joy.
I believe in that, too. Excuse me..
Ladies and gentlemen
your attention please.
The evening shall be dedicated to us.
The champagne and dinner for the evening
for all of you, is on us! - Amar!
Applause! - Listen to me.
Thank you. - Amar..
Waiter. - What has he..
How will it be possible? - You see, I can understand you.
Poor chap. I think he's drunk everything.
It happens..
A broken heart affects the brain.
Now, what can be done? I tried to make him understand.
That he should return to Bhopal.
That nothing was possible here. But he wouldn't listen.
Now listen, Amar.. - Nothing can be done.
It's too late.
The poor chap's youth will be spent in an asylum.
Why don't you understand, Amar? - Please explain, Raveena.
I'm not Raveena, I'm Karishma.
She's Raveena Bajaj.
She's Ram Gopal Bajaj's only heir.
I'm his accountant, Harishankar's daughter.
I did all this at Raveena's instructions.
Prem.. Prem is not crazy. He's dancing in glee.
Raveena must have told him the truth.
Prem has won what you badly wanted.
I have no wealth, Amar. I have nothing.
'What have things come to..' - Amar. Amar.. Amar!
'...since I have fallen'
'in love with you?'
It's good that we took this route, isn't it? - Yes.
Or Gogo would have caught us! How was the idea?
Crime Master Gogo.
Where's your boss, Teja? - We don't know.
Why do you always harass us because of him?
I won't spare him. I'll have his eye-balls for marbles!
I want my money! - You'll get your money!
Teja's brother is bringing diamonds from London.
He'll sell the diamonds and pay you off!
I don't want the money. - Good.
I want the diamonds!
Get down! - Why?
I'll steal something, since I'm here! It's my family business!
Mogambo's nephew, Gogo!
Gogo.. - Will be happy.
He took our scooter the last time and our bicycle now
and the next time..
Did you see that? Gogo's gimmicks?
Did you see that? - Smart boy.
He's not at the bus-stop or at the tea-shop..
Where have you been? - Why? What's wrong?
Nothing yet.. She went away crying.
Who? - Raveena. - Which Raveena?
The one who was first Karishma and is now Raveena?
Or the one who was first Raveena and is now Karishma?
Is it the one who pretended to be the servant?
Or is it the one who pretended to be rich?
Your Raveena! - What has happened to her?
She went away crying. She said that she'll commit suicide.
What are you saying? - Read it. - Where did she go? - There.
Raveena! Raveena!
Karishma!
Oh, God! Oh, no!
What's wrong? Why are you screaming?
What happened? I almost died!
What does this mean? What have you written?
What's wrong with that? I really came here to die
but I found it a bit too high.
I'll jump from down below. It'll hurt less.
What nonsense is this? - Why do you care, anyway?
Your love for me wasn't real in any case.
Raveena.. I mean, Karishma.
Look at me.. Look into my eyes.
Does my love seem fake to you?
I admit that I had come to enact a farce.
But I've really fallen in love with you.
Whoever you are, however you are
I love you.
Your friend has hurt my friend.
If something happens to her.. - Oh, God!
...I'll never forgive you!
But, Karishma.. - Not Karishma, Raveena!
Raveena. My friend talks a lot
but he's a nice chap.
He'd never hurt your friend.
She's gone to end her life! What about that?
Nothing. - What? - Oh, God!
Amar could even con the God of Death and bring Him here.
They'll be here any moment, arm in arm.
Hi!
Hi! - Hi! - Where were you?
She had gone to end her life.
From the top. - From the top?
She wanted less height. I have brought her back. - I see.
Didn't I say, Karishma.. - What did you say?
It's very confusing! - Oh yes, it is!
Raveena, I.. - What is it?
There you go. - This is a great problem.
We're not concerned with what your real names are. - Right.
Your names will be what we have always called you!
You're Raveena, for me. - And you're Karishma!
At least, meet Amar and Prem once, dad. - Right.
We know them well. - Yes. - They're one in a million.
They're not only handsome, but able and sensible too.
Yes! - Stop! It's 8 'o clock. Where's my newspaper?
Sir. - Nonsense!
Everything should be done at its time. - Yes.
Start. - Prem is a very good man.
Amar's good at heart. - They're wonderful.
Intelligent. - Handsome.
With a heart of gold. - Wise.
With a great voice. - With great style.
Stop. Where's my tea?
Sir. - Nonsense!
There's a time for everything.
Start.
Dad, they are very good.. - Sir, meet them once..
Stop!
I've been hearing about them since I've arrived.
Nobody seems to be asking about me.
Call them at 7 tomorrow. Now, go.
It's time for breakfast. - Okay. - Thank you, sir.
Is it time to add sugar, sir? - Nonsense.
Listen carefully or you could ruin everything.
Sir speaks very less. - Hears less, too.
Is he deaf? - Don't talk nonsense with him.
Don't be quiet out of fear, okay? Please.
What's there to fear?
It's a matter of love. Of getting married..
We marry at home with consent, at the temple without it.
Right? - I thought so too. Really.
Baby, where's the room?
Go on.
Come in.
Put your hands down. You're three minutes late!
Do you know the value of three minutes?
One can finalize deals worth millions in that much time!
Shut up. I had reserved six minutes for you.
Three minutes for you to speak and three for me.
You've lost your three minutes. Now only listen.
Shut up. Start.
Amar and Prem.. Amar, Prem
full of purity and devotion.
Your names had suggested that you
were glamour-struck vagabonds.
But you're useless parasites, too.
While you certainly look like illiterate bums, of course
you proved yourselves to be bigger fools when you
thought that I'd agree to this match. Wait!
My three minutes are not up.
I've brought up these girls with a lot of love and affection.
But I think they need medical help
because they've chosen rogues like you.
Pull the finger out of the mouth and get lost!
Out! - Yes..
What happened? - What else?
He tried to throw his weight around and started bragging.
About his achievements and status.
I told him that we were not concerned with whatever he was!
It's for him to see, as to how we are!
Quiet! He was absolutely quiet!
He really felt that what I had said made sense.
Tell them what I said, too. - Oh, yes!
His spirits also rose, when he saw me. What's that you said?
I shut him up! I had two answers for each of his questions.
There was one question and two answers.
It was only questions and answers and then.. Silence!
A long silence.. - Raveena!
Oh, God! - Raveena..
Listen..
You should do something to earn his respect.
For instance, suppose Ram Gopal Bajaj gets into some problem
and you rescue him!
He himself is the 'problem'! What problem will he get into?
Bloody Hitler! - Idea!
Just suppose, the old man gets kidnapped
and the two of you risk your lives to save him!
Won't both of you be heroes then?
Is that a marriage-plan or a death-trap?
He's talking about risking lives!
We won't risk our lives! Who'll kidnap him anyway?
We will kidnap him.
We'll ask for a ransom of Rs. 5,00,000.
You come and rescue him!
Isn't the problem solved? - Very simple!
Idea! - Congratulations!
The man's a real 'clock', sir!
He has things planned for every single second!
You should call him HMT instead of Ram Gopal Bajaj!
Robert!
What are you doing here? - So, you're Teja's goons.
Not me, sir, it's him!
It's him.. - I don't know anything.
He brought me here! - Not at all. - Shut up!
You work for him and even lie about it!
We work for him? Oh no! He's a first-rate rogue, sir!
A fraud and a cheat.
Let's go the police station, sir.
We'll report against him and have him thrown behind bars!
I'll finish your game!
Are you dealing my cards in my absence?
Mr. Teja, I always knew!
You've really pulled off this gimmick, sir!
I imitate him well, don't I? - Exactly.
We both were fooled. - Everybody else will be, too!
What I have to decide is how to get into his house now!
Very simple. I'll make the plan for that, too.
He gets up at 6 every morning. - And goes jogging after that!
Bloody old man.
He jogs near the Ladies' Hostel. - Voyeuristic chap, sir!
He reads the newspapers at 7 am. - And bathes at 7.30 sharp.
Bloody dirty man. - Sitting in the garden
he reads the newspaper for exactly 9 minutes 30 seconds
He's at the Golf Club at 9 am.
Knows nothing but plays golf too!
Bloody joker! - Then, for exactly 13 minutes
he walks about the golf-course all alone.
That's it! When he's alone!
Fresh lime juice.
Sir..
Amar! He must have been kidnapped by now!
There will be a phone call, too!
Don't you go on ranting in there.
You'll spoil the whole show.
Just stay by my side silently. - I only meant to help you, pal.
Do you want to get married? - Yes! - Please don't help me!
Hi, girls! - Hi.
You're looking very beautiful.
Is your dad at home?
Why are both of you so quiet?
Has your dad scolded you again? - There's no trace of dad.
He hasn't even returned home.
He hasn't been kidnapped, has he?
He talks nonsense. Your dad will be back.
I'm getting scared.
There isn't even a telephone call.
There will be a telephone call soon!
Hello! What?
What? What!
Sir has been kidnapped! The ransom is Rs. 50,00,000.
Rs. 50,00,000! - Rs. 50,00,000!
Give the phone to me..
Ask them why it is so much. - Hello. Disconnected. - Oh!
Please don't worry. Your dad is our dad.
We'll risk our lives to save him!
We'll be back in a jiffy!
I mean, it'll be difficult! Please don't cry.. You too.
Let's go. Come on.
The plan's successful!
The girls and the old man will be happy!
Congratulations on the wedding!
I see!
Hey, listen. - What's the matter?
Sir hasn't been kidnapped.
It's all been planned by Amar and Prem.
How do you know? - I heard them talking.
They planned to please sir. - How?
They'll first have him kidnapped and have him released. - Right.
They'll be heroes in his opinion, right?
Yes! - There you go.
But how much of trouble they've put us through.
We'll teach them a lesson, too. - Righto. - Yes!
It's incredible!
Honestly tell us. For how long have you been in this business?
Tell us. - What's up now?
Instead of Rs. 5,00,000 why did you ask for 50,00,000?
Oh no! - Don't cry. It's okay if you asked.
But who's going to pay up? - Right.
We haven't asked for that much.. - He has.
Who's 'he'? - Yes, who's 'he'?
The one who kidnapped Ram Gopal Bajaj.
What did you say? - I'll explain.
Everything went according to our plan
we had even nabbed him.
But then.. - There was a sudden attack on us.
The earth split, the heavens fell and..
Cut out the details!
This has turned serious, Prem.
There seems to be an organized gang behind all this.
Gang?
Hi, boys! - You're looking very smart today.
Has sir returned?
He will.
He has been kidnapped by a big gang.
We know that. - We know that.
They've asked for Rs.50,00,000. The money will be paid.
It's okay..
He's their dad. They're not bothered.
Why should we bother?
Sit down. There's food here.
The apples look good. Let's eat.
You don't seem to understand.. - A big gang
and such a small amount. Only Rs. 50,00,000?
They should be ashamed. - Rs. 50,00,000?
That's too much! We were asking only for Rs. 5,00,000.
And he felt that it was too much.
He should be ashamed!
Phone. - Hello.
Hello. You've arranged for the money, haven't you?
We have your bosses here. Talk to them.
My boss? Who's this boss of mine?
Who is my boss?
Hello. This is Amar speaking.
Give the phone to Raveena, punk!
He wants to talk to you. - I don't want to talk.
Tell me. What is it?
Give the phone to Raveena, will you?
He wants to talk to you.
He's your man. You talk to him.
They're not willing to talk. Tell me whatever it is.
You donkey, idiot, scoundrel, rogue, ape..
You're a donkey and your dad is one too!
Enough! Speak now or I'll disconnect!
Listen! Ram Gopal Bajaj is in our custody.
If you want him alive
come to the old temple with Rs. 50,00,000.
If you act smart, we'll knock him off. Understand?
Okay.
Strange! Your dad's been kidnapped
and you're not even talking to the kidnapper.
Enough is enough! There's a limit to these jokes.
Now, go and bring my dad home.
We have not kidnapped your dad.
But I heard you talking about your plans.
What about that? - What you were planning the other day.
Tell us. - Prem will explain that to you.
Explain it to them, Prem.
Yes. Come fast.
That is exactly how it happened.
It means, our men did try to kidnap him
but he was kidnapped by these guys.
What?
Has dad really been.. - Kidnapped?
Yes. Now look, it's our mistake.
We will even risk our lives to save him.
Your dad is.. Well, not our dad.
Our dads are back at home.
Let's go. - You can cry if you wish.
Here's a napkin. - Let's go.
Let's go.
So, you converted your earnings into diamonds?
How did you know? - How did I know?
I won't give you the diamonds, even if I die.
Who'll bother you if you're dead anyway?
Now listen, Ramu. Quietly give me the locker-number.
I'm being tolerant because you're my brother
or I would have finished you off long ago!
I've asked for Rs. 50,00,000 for your safety.
Your daughters must be on their way with the money.
With Rs. 50,00,000, the police will be silenced
and I'll lead a peaceful life as Ram Gopal Bajaj.
Neither will the locker be out of reach, nor the number.
Certainly not the keys, and not at all the diamonds!
I asked for Rs. 50,00,000.
Are they carrying it in that bag?
Must be 50 cheques of Rs. 1,00,000 each! - Shut up!
I'll go and find out.
Amar.. Let's return.
He hasn't turned up. I don't think he will.
I want to relieve myself. We'll return in the morning.
Wait. Getting scared, are you?
No, not scared.. I'm a bit frightened of nights.
Why get frightened? I'm with you! Don't be..
Why are you scaring me? - Why are you screaming?
Sorry.
What is it? - Where's the dough?
Here it is.. - Wait!
Where's sir? - Where's the money?
Here it is! - Wait. Look, we're not novices.
We want to see sir, before we show you the money. Right?
See this.. - What is it? What is..
Give it to him! - Take it. - What are you waiting for?
This is small change! - Small change?
It nothing less than Rs. 8,535.29!
Do you think I'd rob a piggy-bank?
This isn't ransom, it's more like a donation for funerals!
We've brought all that we had. - Yes..
I had asked for Rs. 50,00,000. Where is it?
Where will we get Rs. 50,00,000 from?
Why? - You have a faulty plan!
You kidnapped the dad and asked the daughter.
You should have kidnapped the daughter
and threatened the dad! You've got it all wrong!
He seems to be a novice! - Yes.
Shut up! Or I'll shoot you! - Sorry!
Get Ramu ready.
They've brought only Rs. 7,000.
Didn't I say that they're smart? The shorter one..
Shut up, Robert. We'll manage with this.
Don't you dare touch the money.
Keep an eye on Ram Gopal. - Sure. - I'll keep coming.
I'm leaving now, don't spend a penny.
Mr. Bajaj is here! - We risked our lives for you!
Okay, let's go. - Yes, let's go. - Come on.
You can sit behind. - Come here, in the middle.
Push up a little. Come here.. Yes.. But how will I drive?
Sit behind.. Are you comfortable?
Sit on the bar there. - Yes, on the bar here.
But how will I drive? Sit at the back, in his lap, sir.
Yes, in my lap! - Get down!
Sit in his lap, they say! Get down! Fools!
He's an idiot.. He won't even know we're sitting here!
Sir.. - Sir..
Understand this, clearly. If you love us
you'll have to forsake your dad and his wealth.
We agree, Prem
but dad has changed a lot.
For someone who used to hate liquor, he simply gulps it down!
Do you know the kind of foul language he uses?
It happens..
It's the gangsters' influence on him. Forget him!
So, is Hitler a write-off? - Totally. - He used to
act too strict. - This is no time to joke.
He searched the house the other day
like a cop searches a thief's house!
Yes. He turned the entire house upside down last night.
Upside down? Upside down?
Oh, God! - Oh, my!
What's this? Sir? In this condition?
My God! The world changes in seconds!
It's good that Karishma and Raveena didn't come, too. - Yes.
They would have wept, had they seen this side of him.
I'm thinking of his late wife.
Her soul must be in turmoil now! - Great turmoil!
But so quickly? He was alright just a while back.
He's okay even now.
But since when has he picked up these vices?
I think there's some suspense. - Suspense?
What on earth?
The film 'Seeta Aur Geeta'! - No! It was 'Ram Aur Shyam'!
That's the one. - Right, that's the one.
Not one, but two of them!
There's only one Mr. Bajaj. The other's a look-alike.
What is it? Why did you call me here alone?
Should I have told your clowns about the diamonds, too?
What? - I've decided to give you the diamonds.
I.. I'll own Rs. 300 millions!
I'll lead a decent life now.
I'll fulfill a dream that I had nurtured in
the corner of my heart for years.
I'll start a poultry farm.
I'll have thousands of birds.
Which will lay thousands of eggs.
That will lead to many millions of new birds and many more eggs!
And billions of omelets!
I'll supply the bread to eat those eggs with as well.
I'll even start a bakery.
The King of Bakeries and the Emperor of Omelets!
Bajaj! Our own Bajaj..
You'll make omelets with my hard-earned money, eh?
Nonsense!
You'll start a bakery for the bread, too, right?
You bread maker!
What are you animals doing here?
We were awaiting you, sir! - Move, move, move!
He looks just like Mr. Bajaj. Exactly his duplicate.
All that free food has made him fat!
We'll cut him down to size!
Sir, get up! We're here, sir!
Hurry up, sir! Let's go home!
Raveena and Karishma are waiting for you there. Let's go!
We risked our lives to save you. - Yes, that's true!
Bravo! Bravo! - Thank you. Let's go.
Tie him up, properly. Lest he escapes again.
Yes! Let's do it properly.
What's this, sir? - I'm not 'sir'!
I'm Teja!
He cleverly locked me in
and you cleverly freed me and locked him in.
Amuse yourself with rummy. I'm off to play my game! Bye!
Sir.. Sir.. - Sir..
You're all mixed up, sir! You're the real Mr. Bajaj.
Forget him and take care of this chap. He can get violent!
I'll kill both of you! He's not the one, I am!
You should have at least asked me who I was!
I had got out with great difficulty!
Shut up!
I knew when I first saw you that
you're the greatest fools in the world.
But.. - Shut up! I still haven't cooled down.
Donkeys! Owls! Apes! Illiterate bums.. - Shut up!
Don't you dare utter another word!
We were just beginning to understand
who's Karishma and who's Raveena
and here's another one! Who's Mr. Bajaj?
Is this a family-disease?
Listen.. - Shut up!
Is it our mistake that you resemble each other?
Had we asked your parents to give birth to twins?
That too, a crook like him! What is to be done now?
Listen.. - Shut up!
Don't you dare move!
Don't wipe that off! - Move!
Sit.
Come now.. Let's think of something.
What I can't understand is, sir..
Why do Hindi films portray gangsters and villains
as stupid and idiotic people?
Because all of them are not as smart as we are.
I see. - Hey!
Where the hell were you? - What is that to you?
I'm Teja.. Open the door!
Are you Teja? - I.. Speak up!
This man is Teja.
If this is Teja, who is that man outside?
He was Ram Gopal Bajaj. He tricked me and locked me inside!
Then why did he leave these clowns behind with you?
That.. Why don't you speak? You are just keeping mum.
You don't understand.
He doesn't want us to marry his daughters! - Right.
That's why, he has locked us inside. - Right!
Look at this mark!
Mark? - What mark is that?
Forget about the mark.
Look at this pack of cards.. Your game will be over!
These are Teja's cards.. - Let's go.
We've made a mistake! - I'll finish you.
Open them! Where are the keys? - I'll finish the game!
Here's the master key. - I'm unlocking it. - I'll finish you.
Hurry up, Robert. - I'll finish your game!
Hurry up! - Come out, sir. - Hurry up!
I hope you didn't have any difficulty in there, sir.
Both of you.. - Don't touch us!
We'll handle everything now. Explain everything, Teja.
What should I explain?
What's there to explain? They are very smart.
Their faces tell us how smart they are.
Don't smile! Straighten your tie and your cap. Come on.
Follow me. - Sir.. - Shut up!
Hello. This is Prem here. We're bringing sir.
Till then, keep an eye on sir.
Shut up! - What's he saying? - Give it here.
Hello. - That man at home is not sir. He's an impostor.
He's Teja. Keep an eye on him till we reach there.
Oh my God! But he's just left with the keys!
He must have gone to the bank. - Oh, God!
Don't worry. We'll send the real Mr. Bajaj home
and go to the bank to nab the fake one. Okay? Let's go.
There he goes! - Catch him!
Wait! I was a champion at stone-throwing!
It's found the mark! - Rabbit throws well!
Robert, not Rabbit! Hurry! - Right.
Smart boy. - We've found the diamonds, sir.
Bravo!
We'll call Teja and tell him that we've found this.
He'll reward you! - We'll get rewarded.
When Teja recovers.. I mean, keep hitting him!
Right. Straighten your tie and your cap. Come on!
Prem, follow me. - This way.
Call Teja and beat him or the other way around?
Him.
Dad! - Sir! - My daughter. - Dad!
My name is Crime Master Gogo!
I gouge out eye-balls and play marbles with them!
I won't spare anyone! Not even Teja!
He's my dad, not Teja. - Teja has gone to the bank.
What's this fuss about? Take all of them with us!
They disappeared after they went to make that call.
Crime Master Gogo!
Where's your boss Teja? Where are my diamonds?
He's gone to fetch the girls. - Amar's giving diamonds to him.
Bajaj is lying there. - Bajaj is in the car!
No, this is Bajaj. - Bajaj is in my car!
No, this is Bajaj. - You're not listening to me..
He shouts needlessly. - Stupid boy. - Correct.
Hey! Where are you going?
I was looking for you. - Why?
He has disappeared with Mr. Bajaj and the two girls.
Who? - Crime Master Gogo.
He has asked you to reach here with the
diamonds if you want them alive. - Show.
And he has also said that if you inform the police..
Then what? - ...it's okay. Nothing to worry about.
He seems to be a master at the game. - Yes.
Get down quickly.. Careful. Come on.
Crime Master Gogo. I'll play marbles with your eye-balls!
Put your hands up! Up! - They were already up there!
Come on.. Follow me!
Amar and Prem are here!
But why are they walking with their hands up?
The two clowns!
Careful!
Careful! - Your skirt, Mr. Gogo. - I'll pick it up! Follow me.
Hi! Hello! How are you? Are you fine?
Hello, there! Hi.. - Shut up!
What are you greeting them for? Are you at a party?
They have the diamonds, Gogo!
Mr. Bajaj. - Hello, sir. - Hello, sir.
I'm not sir. I'm Teja!
But Teja has a mark on his face. Right, Robert?
Yes. You must have the mark. - What mark?
Which mark is this? - I'm Teja, my name is Teja too!
I'm Teja, Ramu.. I am Teja!
You'd better listen, Ramu. I'm Teja!
- I am! I have the mark!
To hell with it! I'm Teja! - I am, because..
Shut up! - I'm Teja.
What's this business of Teja, Teja?
What I ask is, where are the diamonds?
How can we have the diamonds, Mr. Gogo?
We're like innocent little birds.
Birds.. Of the same flock.. Flying high in the sky..
Am I right, Prem? - Why not?
We're kids. - And very naive, too.
And clean-hearted, right? - Why not?
We only came here to free the girls.
Let's untie them. Okay, Prem? - Why not?
Let's untie them.
Don't act smart. I'll use your eyes for marbles!
Why do you want to play with our eyes?
Play with theirs. They all have such big eyes. Look at them!
Gogo, don't let them con you! They have the diamonds!
Robert snatched it away from me and gave it to them!
What silly logic!
Why will his goons give the diamonds to me?
Can you do something silly like that, Robert and Bhalla?
Oh no, I'd never do that. Never! - No, never.
Actually, he's being misled by your face.
What's wrong with my face? - They think you're an idiot.
Prem..
He only looks like a foolish fellow.
Quiet! - But he's actually not!
Was that praise for me or abuse?
Abuse.. It was praise all the way, sir!
I've been hearing tales about you since I was a little boy.
Do you know what my mom used to say when I cried, Prem?
What did your mom say?
She used to ask me to sleep
or Gogo would visit us.
Did you hear that about Crime Master Gogo's reputation?
When a kid doesn't sleep, his mom tells him to sleep
or else, Gogo would go there.
Go on with some more. - What's more?
I've even heard that you're very knowledgeable and generous
omniscient, a very accomplished person.
You're strong, intelligent. I'd even say you're not a man..
...you're a great man!
I think we should leave with the girls now, Mr. Gogo.
You will certainly extract the diamonds from them, right?
Go, get a cab, Prem.
I'm knowledgeable and all-knowing..
Give me a hand, sir. - Help us. - I'm strong
intelligent. In fact, I'm not a man at all!
Do you know what my mom had taught me?
What did she say? - She said
always first take the money and then deliver the goods.
I'll take the diamonds, first. And then give the girls!
Why are you pestering us, sir? We're like innocent birds..
We want to fly away. Birds..
Amar, hands up!
Look at this rifle! - It's a revolver! Move it away!
Gogo, hands up!
That's excellent, my boy! Excellent!
Now is when we have the bull by its horns!
Don't move! Freeze! Or I'll have you shaken forever!
Drop your guns!
Not you, you idiot! You'll have us killed!
I could eat all of you alive, do you know that?
And you? You call yourself Crime Master, don't you?
Robert!
I made a mistake by oversight!
God!
Amar. - Shut up!
I have a terrible temper! I'm capable of doing anything!
Bullet.. - Yes, bullets! We'll put bullets in all of them!
We don't have any bullets!
We've had it!
Oh, no! Why?
Teja.. Mr. Teja! Please don't take offence, okay?
Mr. Gogo.. The Great Crime Master Gogo!
I was only kidding!
I've been hearing tales of your heroics from my childhood!
"Listen, people of the world"
"Gogo's the greatest of them all."
We're only children.. Very naive.. Very good at heart..
Pick up your guns, friends!
We're innocent like birds, which fly in the sky!
What should I do with this gun, Amar?
There's no bullet, right? - Haven't I said so?
Then throw it away!
Gogo. - I've had enough of your drama!
I'll kill everyone now!
Tell me. What's your last wish before you die?
Gogo, my friend.. Please let me have that loaded gun!
What's your last wish, buddy?
Before I die, I want to beat him up!
No! I don't want to get beaten up before I die!
Please let me beat him up! - No..
I give you both two minutes.
Bash him up if you can. And you, save yourself if possible!
No! - Action! - No!
Now, I won't.. - Oh, no!
Is that so?
Why did you say that there was no bullet?
I made a mistake! Forgive me! - Mistake?
No, not your knee! - Really?
You fool! You are cheating!
No.. Not the chair! - Here it is!
Amar.
Hit him!
Wow!
Well done, my boy! Well done!
Crime Master Gogo.. I'll make Band Master Toto out of you!
Girls! Take their guns and throw them in the gutters!
Hand over your guns to the girls! And do not act smart!
Else, I'll fill this Gogo's head with bullets.
And, Gogo.. This revolver is not empty!
Where are you going? Stand straight.
Hey! What are you up to?
It had only one bullet!
Catch them! Bash them up!
No.. - Allow me. - With pleasure, Robert.
Wow!
Oh, God! Wow!
Sir..
Oh, God!
They're all getting bashed up. Let me slip out of here!
Cut out the dramatics!
Come on, clowns! Come to me with the diamonds
else, I'll finish off these girls!
Okay.. Give them to me.
Hurry up!
How much do these diamonds cost?
At least Rs. 10 millions, right?
10 millions? Each of these diamonds is worth as much.
Each of them, worth 10 million!
Yes! It's the earnings of his whole life!
Take one last look at them, sir.
Why are you showing it to him? Come here!
Do you mean that if each of these guys gets a diamond
their lives will be made?
Their lives along with generations to come!
Be quick, or I'll kill them!
Please don't.. Here we come.
You too must take a look, Gogo.
This will be an addition to your folklore.
Of passing by a terrific opportunity.
Don't touch it! - Just one diamond! - No.
I've given Teja a loan! Give me one in exchange!
Come right here, or I'll kill them!
Careful! - Yes, I'm taking care..
Careful! Don't drop it!
Move. - Move away..
I'm your boss. Let me take it. At least one.
Crime Master Gogo..
Raveena's mom in heaven
I'm coming to join you!
Give one to Crime Master Gogo!
Crime Master Gogo.. - Police!
They've taken everything away! - Where are they?
There's one of them.. Catch him!
He hit me! Everybody's hitting me!
Dad! What's happened to dad?
What's happened, dad? Sir.. - Dad!
Sir.. - Sir?
Sir, wake up! We've risked our lives to save you!
Saved me, my foot!
Those people have taken away my life's savings!
Nonsense!
How can they take it away, with both of us around, sir?
Bring out the real diamonds, Prem! - Sure! - Really?
We threw away the real ones, Amar! - What are you saying?
Give me the bag in which we had kept the fake ones.
No, you idiot! The real ones were in the red bag! - Okay!
Oh no! - What happened?
Yes, I remember now! They were in this bag!
In the red bag, right? Must be these, then!
I always knew that my daughters would choose real gems!
I always knew that.
Listen to this tale, people of the world..
My name is Mr. Gogo! - Nonsense.
Whoever you are..
Will you win the game in which I deal the cards?
Give me the diamonds! - There goes another opportunity!
Just a minute, Mr. Teja.
Give me the diamonds, as per our plan. - Bhalla.
Yes, I'm Bhalla! Pass the diamonds, good fella!
Sorry, sir. - Robert? - Yes.
Pass the diamonds here. I won't make any mistake this time.
My life is settled now! Thank you, everybody.
Thanks a lot and may God bless you.
Not a soul will move!
I made the mistake again!
Join the queue! Take them to prison in a queue!
They're already in a queue!
Let me see. Teja, caught at last.
And who are you? Oh! Gogo! Crime Master Gogo!
At least, get me back the money I had loaned him!
You'll get it in prison. - In prison?
Here are your diamonds, Mr. Ram Gopal. - Thank you.
Thank you so much, Inspector.
Don't thank me.. Thank Amar and Prem..
It was they who rang me up.
Great! Well done. Thank you very much. - Sir.
About our marriage? - Why not?
For getting the diamonds back
I'll get my daughters married to Amar and Prem.
Thank you, sir.
Sir, you're great! Magnanimous
wise.. In fact, you're not a man at all.
You're a great man!
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"Now don't be so angry with me, oh, darling."
"This beautiful weather and the crazy winds.."
"May sweep you off your feet."
"My darling!"
"Here you go.."
"Here you go, my darling, I'm here"
"with my heart on love's platter."
"This night and these distances.."
"Necessitate our meetings in sweet stances.."
"For my heart...is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"For my heart...is wildly aflutter.."
"Two words with you make the lover eager."
"This night and these distances.."
"I feel like coming close to you"
"and as I come closer, I'd become yours."
"In streets and by lanes.."
"How long do I wander around crazed?"
"Embrace me at least now, oh, my darling!"
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"Two young men have set out to make their lives.."
"Smart chaps both, who are called crazy."
"In search of a lass, so fair and beautiful.."
"To steal a glance, yet save their hearts!"
"To steal a glance!"