1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:46,384 --> 00:01:48,184 Mandar was never hurt with a bullet 4 00:01:48,264 --> 00:01:50,704 Grazed him only and on its way 5 00:01:52,144 --> 00:01:55,064 But today it is found in the center of the heart 6 00:01:55,584 --> 00:01:56,384 So they say, 7 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:58,544 When a hunter gets a bullet, 8 00:01:58,624 --> 00:02:03,685 his entire life fast-forwards in flashback right in front of his eyes! 9 00:02:06,624 --> 00:02:09,704 Mandar...all your friends are married now... 10 00:02:09,784 --> 00:02:11,344 It's time for you to get married too! 11 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:13,624 Who wants to marry...am I mad? 12 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:16,435 My cheerful friends are regretting today! - (Chuckles) 13 00:02:16,624 --> 00:02:18,744 Look, either fall in love and get married 14 00:02:18,824 --> 00:02:21,024 Else we will arrange a girl for you... 15 00:02:21,104 --> 00:02:22,704 If you delay more, all you get is a divorcee! 16 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,104 Hey, he is sleepy... lets go... 17 00:02:26,184 --> 00:02:27,344 Think about it Mandar 18 00:02:27,424 --> 00:02:28,744 Alright Mandar, lets go... 19 00:02:28,824 --> 00:02:29,864 Finish your dinner 20 00:02:30,104 --> 00:02:31,464 No...I want to drink some more... 21 00:02:31,864 --> 00:02:33,504 C'mon guys...let's go out ... 22 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:35,984 and drink a little more 23 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:39,664 No...Early morning I need to queue up for my kid's school admission... 24 00:02:39,744 --> 00:02:40,144 lets do this tomorrow 25 00:02:40,224 --> 00:02:42,264 Can't do it tomorrow...have a date... 26 00:02:42,344 --> 00:02:43,864 I am trying to making it since two months. 27 00:02:43,944 --> 00:02:45,744 Don't you ever try of this dating business? 28 00:02:46,144 --> 00:02:48,064 Why should I? It's a physical need. 29 00:02:48,464 --> 00:02:50,904 And emotional needs are also important? 30 00:02:51,864 --> 00:02:53,304 Do me a favor, get married... 31 00:02:53,744 --> 00:02:55,344 Procreate...have fun 32 00:02:55,424 --> 00:02:56,824 And then get them married too! 33 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:00,264 See it's simple... 34 00:03:00,344 --> 00:03:01,344 (Sniffles) 35 00:03:01,864 --> 00:03:04,704 Marriage, whether arranged or otherwise... 36 00:03:05,624 --> 00:03:09,064 Never confuse yourself between love and sex... 37 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,384 It's a physical need... 38 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:14,424 So there's no question of boredom... 39 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:18,534 Since the day of my birth, I've been taking a crap right? 40 00:03:18,614 --> 00:03:19,624 (Laughs) 41 00:03:19,704 --> 00:03:22,984 It's a physical act... It's a necessity... 42 00:03:23,064 --> 00:03:24,344 Have I got bored with that... 43 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:27,104 Have you ever been bored with it? - No, no. 44 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:29,744 I am serious guys...I am not joking... 45 00:03:30,264 --> 00:03:32,344 A good early morning crap 46 00:03:32,624 --> 00:03:35,193 always readies you for a great day! 47 00:03:35,273 --> 00:03:36,744 (Laughs) 48 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,104 Till your last breath, 49 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,824 a good crap makes you feel great... - (Laughs) 50 00:03:40,904 --> 00:03:43,264 It's a physical act ... It's a necessity... 51 00:03:43,344 --> 00:03:45,624 (Laughs) - So it's the same with sex... 52 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:49,704 Right. - So no question of boredom! 53 00:03:49,784 --> 00:03:53,608 (Music playing) 54 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,224 One more 55 00:04:22,837 --> 00:04:24,104 Very noisy... 56 00:04:26,304 --> 00:04:28,264 It's very noisy 57 00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:30,144 Ya... 58 00:04:38,664 --> 00:04:40,304 Can I buy you a drink? 59 00:04:42,544 --> 00:04:44,064 Sure.. Rum & Coke... 60 00:04:44,986 --> 00:04:45,944 (Snaps finger) 61 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,264 Hello Boss... 62 00:04:47,344 --> 00:04:48,584 Boss...One rum & coke 63 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:49,984 Hey Uncle... 64 00:04:50,064 --> 00:04:51,304 One rum and coke for me as well. 65 00:04:51,384 --> 00:04:52,184 Buzz off Rohan 66 00:04:52,264 --> 00:04:53,104 Shut up bitch... 67 00:04:53,184 --> 00:04:53,744 Please uncle 68 00:04:53,824 --> 00:04:55,784 Hey uncle why don't you find an aunty to buy a drink? 69 00:04:55,864 --> 00:04:56,904 Stop it friends... 70 00:04:57,479 --> 00:04:58,984 (Laughs) - Why are you smiling? 71 00:04:59,064 --> 00:05:01,064 Shall I break your teeth? - Chill guys, chill 72 00:05:02,224 --> 00:05:05,424 Are you crazy... I said sorry right? 73 00:05:08,464 --> 00:05:09,344 Oh wait Uncle... 74 00:05:09,424 --> 00:05:10,264 Where are you off to? 75 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,384 I need that rum and coke... 76 00:05:29,384 --> 00:05:30,784 I have become uncle dude! 77 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:34,464 Can't even get a proper 'date'... 78 00:05:36,384 --> 00:05:38,344 Mom-Dad keep pestering too... 79 00:05:40,184 --> 00:05:41,704 I think I should just settle down! 80 00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:43,704 You will get married? 81 00:05:44,384 --> 00:05:45,424 With whom? 82 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:48,664 No idea. Mom-Dad will find someone 83 00:05:49,904 --> 00:05:50,984 Arranged marriage? 84 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:54,424 Listen to me, don't get into this arranged marriage shit! 85 00:05:54,864 --> 00:05:56,384 You are incorrigibly horny! 86 00:05:56,824 --> 00:05:59,464 Whoever you meet - you will try to bed! 87 00:06:02,624 --> 00:06:04,864 Guys like you should never get married 88 00:06:09,984 --> 00:06:11,504 You see I was never in love, 89 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:14,304 Some casual affairs is what I indulged in... 90 00:06:15,344 --> 00:06:17,584 Actually "some" is an understatement... 91 00:06:20,504 --> 00:06:21,504 Padmini... 92 00:06:21,784 --> 00:06:26,344 Listen...hello...Padmini... 93 00:06:26,424 --> 00:06:29,264 At least finish your coffee...Padmini 94 00:06:30,384 --> 00:06:32,864 I don't want to brag about anything but... 95 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:36,464 These are all dated things... 96 00:06:36,544 --> 00:06:37,424 doesn't matter... 97 00:06:37,504 --> 00:06:38,664 What difference does it make? Right? 98 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,224 No...it does matter 99 00:06:43,624 --> 00:06:44,584 Yeah... 100 00:06:47,331 --> 00:06:50,544 (Clears throat) Some casual affairs... 101 00:06:51,664 --> 00:06:54,664 But seriously now I want to settle down... 102 00:07:00,384 --> 00:07:01,384 One... 103 00:07:02,544 --> 00:07:04,944 Two...yeah two affairs... 104 00:07:05,744 --> 00:07:09,144 Nothing serious...just something Casual when I was in college... 105 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:12,064 (Slurps) 106 00:07:12,144 --> 00:07:13,664 I went and met three girls. 107 00:07:13,744 --> 00:07:14,984 All of them rejected me 108 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,824 Yusuf bro, what the heck is happening in life...its pathetic! 109 00:07:19,504 --> 00:07:21,064 What else were you expecting dude? 110 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:24,344 "Arranged marriage" is the playground of decent folks 111 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:28,904 What's a typical decent bloke say? 112 00:07:29,224 --> 00:07:32,344 I loved a girl but couldn't express it to her 113 00:07:32,944 --> 00:07:35,584 Girl's impressed, boy passes. Savvy? 114 00:07:36,384 --> 00:07:39,464 I have always given Mandar the right advice 115 00:07:40,144 --> 00:07:42,784 But when a man is this flawed what can be done? 116 00:07:43,424 --> 00:07:47,304 I loved a girl in school but could not profess to her 117 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:49,760 (Clears throat) 118 00:07:51,344 --> 00:07:52,984 So you never had an ongoing affair? 119 00:07:53,904 --> 00:07:54,824 Never... 120 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:56,224 Liar 121 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:59,024 With this lie began his downfall 122 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,264 Rightly so! 123 00:08:00,784 --> 00:08:03,584 So the story is of my cousin MANDAR PONKSHE. 124 00:08:03,824 --> 00:08:05,224 A wee bit personal, 125 00:08:05,304 --> 00:08:08,504 But its so much fun peeking into others' personal lives! 126 00:08:16,224 --> 00:08:17,744 Hello.. 127 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:21,184 Why only nails? 128 00:08:21,264 --> 00:08:23,584 Eat the entire hand! Idiot! 129 00:08:24,264 --> 00:08:25,344 Hey... 130 00:08:25,424 --> 00:08:26,264 You donkey, sit down! 131 00:08:26,344 --> 00:08:28,504 Every summer vacation, Mandar's dad 132 00:08:28,584 --> 00:08:31,744 Would drop me and Mandar off at Indira auntie's 133 00:08:31,824 --> 00:08:35,624 so that we could spend vacation time with our little cousins! 134 00:08:36,024 --> 00:08:38,224 However there was one cousin who was not so little 135 00:08:38,304 --> 00:08:39,784 Oyee....Hey Mandar.... 136 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:40,584 Kshitij! 137 00:08:40,664 --> 00:08:41,824 You've finally arrived! 138 00:08:42,384 --> 00:08:43,904 Hey, what are you upto? 139 00:08:43,984 --> 00:08:45,584 Raised in the next door village, 140 00:08:45,664 --> 00:08:46,864 He was a year younger to me 141 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,704 and a year older to Mandar 142 00:08:49,384 --> 00:08:51,184 - Offspring of a monkey - Look what Kshitij is upto.. 143 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,144 Hey mad monkey, what are you doing? 144 00:08:53,504 --> 00:08:55,024 Go into the bathroom and piss! 145 00:08:55,104 --> 00:08:57,264 Grandma...I am watering this withering tree... 146 00:08:57,344 --> 00:08:58,113 Donkey... 147 00:08:58,193 --> 00:09:01,593 Trees don't care much for salty water 148 00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:03,993 Kshitij was an ace of creating a ruckus. 149 00:09:04,073 --> 00:09:07,393 His parents enrolled him in Bhosla Military School for discipline. 150 00:09:07,473 --> 00:09:10,273 So that his life would come on the right track 151 00:09:10,353 --> 00:09:11,513 How much you piss man.. 152 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,673 "Saline water" 153 00:09:13,993 --> 00:09:16,313 "fed to parched trees" 154 00:09:16,393 --> 00:09:19,433 "this trio, trio, trio" 155 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,233 "create streams of water" 156 00:09:23,553 --> 00:09:24,713 "On demand" 157 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:29,193 "this trio, trio, trio" 158 00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:33,220 "smooth as a swan" 159 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,569 (Screams) 160 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,313 "Two's company" 161 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:40,913 "Three's crowd" - (Screams) 162 00:09:46,593 --> 00:09:47,913 Dilip 163 00:09:47,993 --> 00:09:48,553 What... 164 00:09:48,633 --> 00:09:49,673 Hey Dilip... 165 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:50,873 Speak on dude! 166 00:09:50,953 --> 00:09:54,553 Your dad named you after the superstar Dilip Kumar right? 167 00:09:54,633 --> 00:09:57,993 When you already know it, why do waste my time with your insane questions? 168 00:09:58,073 --> 00:09:59,313 Mandar... 169 00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:02,033 We should address him by the superstar's 'Real' name! 170 00:10:02,113 --> 00:10:03,233 YUSUF..... 171 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:04,633 What's say? 172 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:07,233 Salutations to you brother Yusuf... 173 00:10:07,313 --> 00:10:08,473 Peace be upon you! 174 00:10:08,553 --> 00:10:09,513 God has willed it! 175 00:10:09,593 --> 00:10:10,833 Guys please... 176 00:10:11,073 --> 00:10:12,953 Celebrate-A-Piss! 177 00:10:13,153 --> 00:10:16,753 Such a distinct pleasure to relieve one's warm fluids into these cold waters! 178 00:10:17,113 --> 00:10:18,633 Ughhh...Kshitij... 179 00:10:18,873 --> 00:10:21,833 Hey Yusuf, come on in and join the fun! 180 00:10:24,935 --> 00:10:26,033 Here. 181 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,433 Technically speaking, Kshitij was our nephew.... 182 00:10:28,873 --> 00:10:30,033 However one could not fathom... 183 00:10:30,113 --> 00:10:31,553 ..why he was in such a hurry to become our brother-in-law! 184 00:10:36,033 --> 00:10:37,073 Grandma... 185 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:39,913 Aren't we allowed to marry our nieces like the Mormons? 186 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:41,513 Yes that's true... 187 00:10:42,113 --> 00:10:44,233 Whom you want to get married? 188 00:10:44,313 --> 00:10:45,673 Dilip and Surekha! - (Coughs) 189 00:10:45,753 --> 00:10:46,953 Won't you marry her Yusuf? 190 00:10:47,033 --> 00:10:47,913 Dilip! 191 00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:49,473 You are just a kid! 192 00:10:49,553 --> 00:10:50,833 And you want to get married? 193 00:10:50,913 --> 00:10:52,132 Don't you have other things to do? 194 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:55,193 And you, focus on your studies! 195 00:10:55,433 --> 00:10:56,713 Are you in the business of getting people married? 196 00:10:59,673 --> 00:11:00,713 Rehana... 197 00:11:02,193 --> 00:11:04,113 I am in love with her... 198 00:11:05,673 --> 00:11:07,633 Really... girlfriend? 199 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:09,753 Nope, not girlfriend... 200 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,753 She is a school mate... 201 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:15,953 ...but i will marry only her, not Surekha! 202 00:11:17,492 --> 00:11:19,233 It's ok then 203 00:11:20,473 --> 00:11:22,113 It's good that we re-christened you Yusuf... 204 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:25,633 Now Rehana's folks won't have issues with you 205 00:11:26,113 --> 00:11:27,473 Listen.... 206 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:30,273 May Yusuf and Rehana will live happily ever after... 207 00:11:30,353 --> 00:11:32,873 ..strongly hereafter and forever and ever... 208 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:33,793 Whatever for? 209 00:11:33,873 --> 00:11:35,073 But who will marry poor Surekha? 210 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:36,033 You do it... 211 00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,433 After all she's your niece too 212 00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:38,313 I don't think so! 213 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,313 Alright...I will marry her! 214 00:11:39,393 --> 00:11:40,873 How can he marry? 215 00:11:40,953 --> 00:11:42,753 He is too young...underage 216 00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:43,833 Underage? 217 00:11:44,153 --> 00:11:45,473 I am just a year younger to you... 218 00:11:45,553 --> 00:11:46,673 Really... 219 00:11:46,753 --> 00:11:48,513 Can't even scrub your own back... 220 00:11:48,593 --> 00:11:50,073 And want to get married! 221 00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,473 So what...? 222 00:11:51,553 --> 00:11:52,953 I will make my wife to do... 223 00:11:53,033 --> 00:11:57,073 Hmmm...really...okay...you are 100% sure right... 224 00:11:57,153 --> 00:12:00,513 Hey Surekha...Surekha - Hey listen, listen... 225 00:12:00,593 --> 00:12:02,553 We are in our underwear right? 226 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:06,993 Were you planning on getting your wife to scrub your back with clothes on? 227 00:12:15,072 --> 00:12:16,241 Come on, wet him. 228 00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:23,673 That was our last vacation together... 229 00:12:24,473 --> 00:12:25,993 We were growing up too fast... 230 00:12:29,356 --> 00:12:31,076 And that night, Mandar's wonderstruck eyes... 231 00:12:31,156 --> 00:12:33,196 ...proved that he had grown up as well... 232 00:12:35,036 --> 00:12:37,716 He too had finally 'starched' his bedsheet! 233 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,436 (Farting) - Mandar... 234 00:12:53,916 --> 00:12:57,356 On your way back from office today, show this ring to the goldsmith 235 00:12:57,765 --> 00:12:59,116 He will tell you if its 'junion' or not 236 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,316 I am sorry...what? 237 00:13:00,396 --> 00:13:01,676 'Junion' or not... 238 00:13:01,756 --> 00:13:03,276 If the carats are up to snuff or not 239 00:13:03,636 --> 00:13:05,596 Mom...what 'junion'? GENUINE! 240 00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:07,196 Yeah, yeah that's what I said... 241 00:13:08,236 --> 00:13:09,796 And when are you bringing the invitation cards over... 242 00:13:10,036 --> 00:13:12,036 Did Trupti like the design? 243 00:13:12,316 --> 00:13:14,196 They have such a rock solid design! 244 00:13:14,276 --> 00:13:15,556 Our neighbour took a sample, 245 00:13:16,076 --> 00:13:17,996 saying she would 'jhorax' it... 246 00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:20,196 Not 'Jhorax', its 'Jherox'! 247 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:21,356 Not Jherox Dad, its XEROX! 248 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:23,076 And Dad can you come out From the loo please.... 249 00:13:23,156 --> 00:13:24,556 else I will start producing color XEROX out here... 250 00:13:24,636 --> 00:13:27,036 and Mom I am not going to any goldsmith's, you do all that. 251 00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:28,716 I was only going, 252 00:13:28,796 --> 00:13:30,516 but now I have to go to the airport ... 253 00:13:30,596 --> 00:13:31,836 since you won't go... 254 00:13:32,076 --> 00:13:33,996 So someone has to maintain cordial relations with our relatives... 255 00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:36,076 Did you even check with me if I was free... 256 00:13:36,156 --> 00:13:37,956 Shot of your mouth to Aparna and her husband! 257 00:13:38,036 --> 00:13:40,036 (Door bell rings) - 'Mandar will go to the airport to pick up'.... 258 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,272 You don't even know who is arriving.... DAD !!! 259 00:13:42,352 --> 00:13:44,836 (Door knocking) - I told you that Shobha is coming... 260 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,116 Aparna was referring to her as.... 261 00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:47,356 Shobha "enty" 262 00:13:47,836 --> 00:13:48,876 AUNTIE 263 00:13:48,956 --> 00:13:51,036 Yeah, whatever Aparna said, I am conveying... 264 00:13:51,596 --> 00:13:52,956 You better 'comfom' with your sister! 265 00:13:53,036 --> 00:13:55,596 Yeah I will 'comfom' with her, not CONFIRM... 266 00:13:55,956 --> 00:13:57,276 Mom, I don't even know this lady 267 00:13:57,356 --> 00:13:59,196 and I am going to the airport to pick her up! 268 00:13:59,674 --> 00:14:03,156 Aparna is 'posting' her photo onto your computer right... 269 00:14:03,236 --> 00:14:04,276 Check it out... 270 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:08,076 Shobha...isn't she the same one... 271 00:14:08,836 --> 00:14:11,796 Divorcee! Who is having an affair with someone else? 272 00:14:11,876 --> 00:14:14,676 There's going to be a messy affair right here if you don't step out... 273 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,529 You always occupy the loo when it's time for me to go to work! 274 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:17,830 (Toilet flush) 275 00:14:19,716 --> 00:14:20,756 Yeah Trupti... 276 00:14:20,836 --> 00:14:22,196 Did you reach office? 277 00:14:22,636 --> 00:14:23,836 Listen... 278 00:14:23,916 --> 00:14:28,276 We will have to cancel our movie plans for the evening... 279 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,356 I have to go to the airport to pick someone. 280 00:14:32,156 --> 00:14:34,796 My brother-in-law's aunt.... some... Shobha Aunty... 281 00:14:34,876 --> 00:14:36,076 She is coming from Canada. 282 00:14:36,156 --> 00:14:38,116 So have to go and pick her up. 283 00:14:38,636 --> 00:14:40,436 No, she is going to Bangalore... 284 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,196 But there wasn't a direct flight... 285 00:14:42,796 --> 00:14:46,756 Hence Mom had this brilliant idea to receive her here... 286 00:14:47,156 --> 00:14:50,156 Yeah she will be all alone in Mumbai, 287 00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:52,156 Hence I am going to bring her home... 288 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,076 (Laughs) 289 00:14:56,156 --> 00:14:57,716 Now what to do of mom... 290 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,436 Sir, Sir...your floor has arrived. 291 00:14:59,516 --> 00:15:02,596 The next flight for her is tomorrow night... 292 00:15:04,116 --> 00:15:06,676 So I will be picking her up and Bring her home... 293 00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:11,716 Nice... 294 00:15:11,796 --> 00:15:12,796 Very Nice.. 295 00:15:15,156 --> 00:15:16,356 Okay listen Trupti... 296 00:15:16,436 --> 00:15:17,876 Why don't you come along... 297 00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:20,916 I will have some company as I wait... we can kill some time together... 298 00:15:21,396 --> 00:15:22,876 So you are coming right... 299 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,409 Super, Super... Trupti you are too good. 300 00:15:30,236 --> 00:15:35,316 Actually I loved a girl in school but could not profess to her 301 00:15:36,356 --> 00:15:37,356 Thank you. 302 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:40,741 (Clears throat) 303 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:44,436 So you never had an ongoing affair? 304 00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,236 Never... 305 00:15:49,676 --> 00:15:51,356 See...Actually...I have... - Trupti...Subhadra... 306 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:53,036 Sorry what? 307 00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:55,196 Subhadra...her real name is...Jhanvi... 308 00:15:56,836 --> 00:15:58,636 She's Subhadra...the TV show actress... 309 00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:00,196 Of "You Inch Close To Me fame" 310 00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:03,276 You watch TV Soaps? 311 00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:07,036 No I don't...Mom does and while eating dinner, I... 312 00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:08,716 You call your mother MOM? 313 00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,116 No I call her "Aai" 314 00:16:11,996 --> 00:16:13,756 How much rent do you pay? 315 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:17,476 Inclusive of parking about 30 316 00:16:17,796 --> 00:16:19,676 So if we are getting married... 317 00:16:20,316 --> 00:16:22,596 If in case you like me 318 00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:24,116 And if you like me too... 319 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:27,836 So I stay with mom... mother and father... 320 00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:29,876 Hopefully that isn't an issue with you? 321 00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:32,676 No, I think it would be better if we had our own apartment... 322 00:16:33,516 --> 00:16:36,116 But it also depends on how your mother is...how is she? 323 00:16:41,996 --> 00:16:44,636 I haven't thought too much about all these things 324 00:16:45,156 --> 00:16:46,516 So am I the first one you are meeting as part of this arranged marriage setup? 325 00:16:46,596 --> 00:16:49,156 No, no...you're the second... 326 00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:50,266 Okay. 327 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:52,796 By the way now I am thinking... 328 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,276 Not that I have been forced into this... 329 00:16:55,356 --> 00:16:57,328 But not getting any younger right! 330 00:16:57,408 --> 00:16:58,228 (Chuckles) 331 00:17:00,036 --> 00:17:00,996 And you? 332 00:17:01,156 --> 00:17:02,636 I feel very young 333 00:17:04,516 --> 00:17:05,756 You are the fourth 334 00:17:05,836 --> 00:17:07,676 I have met three others before you 335 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:09,624 (Car horn blares) 336 00:17:10,036 --> 00:17:11,236 Idiot 337 00:17:14,655 --> 00:17:18,723 (Phone ringing) 338 00:17:21,476 --> 00:17:23,556 By the way what is the market rate of this model? 339 00:17:24,156 --> 00:17:25,396 Must be expensive, yes? 340 00:17:27,196 --> 00:17:28,636 Are you a miser? 341 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:32,076 No...this...you know I keep losing my instruments, 342 00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:33,796 hence an inexpensive model 343 00:17:36,596 --> 00:17:38,476 Okay anyway, listen... 344 00:17:40,156 --> 00:17:42,196 I've had a few relationships before 345 00:17:42,276 --> 00:17:44,356 and one was rather serious... 346 00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:46,116 We were even engaged to each other, 347 00:17:46,476 --> 00:17:49,196 However things did not quite work out between us...and then I was in a... 348 00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,516 That's ok...Trupti 349 00:17:51,756 --> 00:17:53,076 It makes no difference 350 00:17:53,436 --> 00:17:54,596 Really?... 351 00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:59,276 But no...the earlier one perhaps had an issue with this, 352 00:17:59,356 --> 00:18:00,876 Hence had turned me down... 353 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,596 Are you sure it does not make any difference? 354 00:18:05,996 --> 00:18:07,396 I mean I can understand... 355 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,556 Because the guy before you was also a bit like you... 356 00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:12,116 Never had a relationship before 357 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,076 and hence guys like you, 358 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:17,676 In this arranged marriage scenario, expect a girl that is... 359 00:18:18,996 --> 00:18:20,316 You know...I mean 360 00:18:20,596 --> 00:18:21,836 Basically... 361 00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:23,116 Pristine pure types? 362 00:18:24,756 --> 00:18:27,556 You are 100% a watcher of TV Soaps... 363 00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:31,236 I am not pristine pure from miles afar! 364 00:18:34,076 --> 00:18:35,396 Have you seen this film? 365 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,796 Was the original better than this remake? 366 00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:39,076 Haven't seen the original 367 00:18:39,156 --> 00:18:40,116 Why? 368 00:18:40,196 --> 00:18:41,956 It was a sold out show 369 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,556 and there weren't scalpers around either. 370 00:18:59,149 --> 00:19:01,439 (Commotion) 371 00:19:01,676 --> 00:19:02,596 Uncle do you have any spare tickets? 372 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:03,556 NO.. 373 00:19:03,796 --> 00:19:05,436 Uncle do you have any spare tickets? 374 00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:09,236 Got tickets? 375 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,516 No. Get lost 376 00:19:13,276 --> 00:19:13,996 Excuse me 377 00:19:14,076 --> 00:19:15,396 You have extra ticket? 378 00:19:15,476 --> 00:19:16,836 No, we don't. - Stupid. 379 00:19:19,196 --> 00:19:20,516 Black? 380 00:19:20,596 --> 00:19:21,840 Do I look a scalper to you? 381 00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:25,916 Hey Surya... 382 00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:27,358 Surya... 383 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:28,399 (Clicks tongue) 384 00:19:28,676 --> 00:19:29,636 Hey.. 385 00:19:31,739 --> 00:19:33,076 What's up dude... Here to watch a flick? 386 00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:34,916 No buddy... Going to the supply store... 387 00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:36,396 To buy chart paper... You? 388 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,676 Came here to watch a flick... 389 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,076 I have bunked my tution class... 390 00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:41,876 - Okay... Bye - Want to come along... 391 00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:43,276 No... Bye 392 00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:47,076 Sure, you don't want to come? 393 00:19:47,156 --> 00:19:48,156 No 394 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,636 Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty... 395 00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:09,487 Tenner for twenty... Hey you, Agneepath?...want to watch? 396 00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:12,196 Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty... 397 00:20:12,276 --> 00:20:14,356 Queen Of Lust 398 00:20:30,515 --> 00:20:31,555 Brothers... 399 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,491 Messing around is strictly disallowed... 400 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:41,008 (Shuddering) 401 00:20:43,404 --> 00:20:45,524 Sorry...sorry 402 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:01,480 (Door knocking) 403 00:21:01,715 --> 00:21:03,473 Alright brothers... the show's over now... 404 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,164 Hey switch on the lights 405 00:21:05,445 --> 00:21:21,231 (Singing movie song) 406 00:21:21,566 --> 00:21:24,989 Hey you, next...come on... 407 00:21:25,069 --> 00:21:30,334 (Humming) 408 00:21:31,789 --> 00:21:35,789 Sorry sir I didn't know what was going on... 409 00:21:35,869 --> 00:21:37,189 Don't know what? 410 00:21:37,429 --> 00:21:38,949 I was misled by the poster... 411 00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:41,029 I thought they were showing a Chota Chetan film 412 00:21:41,109 --> 00:21:42,749 Hey Gaikwad... 413 00:21:42,829 --> 00:21:44,509 He had come to see Chota Chetan film apparently... 414 00:21:46,102 --> 00:21:47,022 How old are you? 415 00:21:47,102 --> 00:21:48,065 Age? 416 00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:49,902 18 running... 417 00:21:49,982 --> 00:21:51,662 - 18 running? - Yes sir 418 00:21:51,891 --> 00:21:53,182 Then I am 19... 419 00:21:53,382 --> 00:21:54,582 Is it okay for you? 420 00:21:55,742 --> 00:21:57,182 Spit out the truth! 421 00:21:58,982 --> 00:22:00,302 Sir I'm 15 422 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,062 What are you saying? 423 00:22:03,964 --> 00:22:05,342 Seems awfully high to me... 424 00:22:05,822 --> 00:22:08,969 Shall we close the deal on 12? 425 00:22:09,205 --> 00:22:10,542 No sir, I have a very innocent looking face 426 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:11,702 Shut up! 427 00:22:14,177 --> 00:22:15,342 Give me your phone number 428 00:22:16,142 --> 00:22:17,622 - Home phone? - Yes 429 00:22:18,422 --> 00:22:19,382 Sir we don't have a line at home! 430 00:22:19,462 --> 00:22:21,102 Alright your neighbor's then 431 00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,342 Our neighbor is out of town 432 00:22:23,422 --> 00:22:24,582 The neighbor's beneath? 433 00:22:24,662 --> 00:22:25,942 Nobody lives there 434 00:22:26,102 --> 00:22:27,982 Astounding...no one lives there? 435 00:22:28,062 --> 00:22:29,182 Yeah no one lives there sir 436 00:22:29,262 --> 00:22:30,422 Alright, give me your address... 437 00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:31,622 What sir? 438 00:22:31,702 --> 00:22:33,382 Address, address.. 439 00:22:33,662 --> 00:22:35,742 I will come home... meet your parents... 440 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:40,502 I beg you sir, My Dad will throw me out of the house 441 00:22:40,582 --> 00:22:44,102 I will come and explain all your educational pursuits in complete detail 442 00:22:44,343 --> 00:22:46,502 They will ban me from the house, and thrash me too 443 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:47,862 Fine... I will explain them in 3D? 444 00:22:47,942 --> 00:22:49,862 Please, give me one last chance sir 445 00:22:49,942 --> 00:22:51,622 Won't happen again...please 446 00:22:51,702 --> 00:22:52,902 Alright go sit there. 447 00:22:54,862 --> 00:22:55,862 No sir, please 448 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:56,502 Go sit there.. 449 00:22:56,582 --> 00:22:57,582 Think about it no sir... 450 00:22:57,662 --> 00:22:58,222 Sit! 451 00:22:58,302 --> 00:22:59,182 Sit! 452 00:23:13,299 --> 00:23:14,942 Enough brother...let him go now 453 00:23:15,022 --> 00:23:15,622 This is enough? 454 00:23:15,702 --> 00:23:16,662 For Kids - Its 'Half Ticket' 455 00:23:18,822 --> 00:23:19,822 Oh sir... 456 00:23:19,902 --> 00:23:20,862 Please cut it fully? 457 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:21,822 Why? 458 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,302 I can't go outside like this sir? 459 00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:24,542 Are you ashamed to go out... 460 00:23:25,142 --> 00:23:26,542 Weren't you ashamed while watching this film? 461 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:29,182 Please sir... I cannot step out like this...please 462 00:23:29,262 --> 00:23:30,062 Get lost now... 463 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:31,621 - Sir Please sir... - Out. 464 00:24:07,292 --> 00:24:08,982 Can you make this any hipper? 465 00:24:11,422 --> 00:24:13,188 My good man, get on with the job! 466 00:24:18,222 --> 00:24:21,382 Watching his bald scalp for long is not going to cause hair to sprout magically! 467 00:24:21,742 --> 00:24:23,822 Shaving one's head off because of dandruff problem... 468 00:24:24,382 --> 00:24:25,822 That too without consulting us... 469 00:24:26,982 --> 00:24:28,062 Rather baffling! 470 00:24:28,622 --> 00:24:31,782 Dad! Don't you think after crossing a certain maturity threshold, 471 00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:34,902 We should reserve the right to make critical life decisions ourselves? 472 00:24:41,902 --> 00:24:42,663 Eat. 473 00:24:45,622 --> 00:24:49,142 'Good morning, boys. Please stand up for prayers.' 474 00:24:51,902 --> 00:24:58,222 (PRAYER SONG) 475 00:25:00,287 --> 00:25:02,551 (Calling out) 476 00:25:05,777 --> 00:25:06,782 Just like you 477 00:25:07,182 --> 00:25:07,702 What? 478 00:25:07,782 --> 00:25:09,062 Dandruff treatment 479 00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:10,942 I see... 480 00:25:22,366 --> 00:25:25,698 (Laughs) 481 00:25:26,177 --> 00:25:27,657 You mad? Queen of Lust!! 482 00:25:27,737 --> 00:25:29,177 Ass, if you had warned me before 483 00:25:29,257 --> 00:25:31,205 I wouldn't have gone right! - (Laughs) 484 00:25:34,482 --> 00:25:35,483 Come in. 485 00:25:36,523 --> 00:25:38,483 Stop! Take that cap off 486 00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:41,003 Stupid fellow. - Sorry ma'am. 487 00:25:42,135 --> 00:25:43,723 Was the entire world watching that Queen? 488 00:25:44,203 --> 00:25:45,203 What's up Pintya, 489 00:25:45,415 --> 00:25:46,523 A prey to the Queen? 490 00:25:46,603 --> 00:25:47,523 What? 491 00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:49,643 Meaning, what happened? 492 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,123 Grandpa passed away 493 00:25:51,969 --> 00:25:52,963 Sorry dude 494 00:25:53,513 --> 00:25:56,230 (Laughs) 495 00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:59,440 (Cycle bell rings) 496 00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,883 You are hereby named 'Wing Commander'...Wing Co! 497 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:39,283 Babes are here...Babes are here 498 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,267 "Don't reject me..." 499 00:26:46,347 --> 00:26:49,363 "I am a learner" 500 00:26:51,003 --> 00:26:53,523 "allow me an education" 501 00:26:54,582 --> 00:26:56,923 "In this temple of temptation" 502 00:26:58,643 --> 00:27:02,003 "My gun is already loaded" 503 00:27:02,176 --> 00:27:05,923 "The target too is coded" 504 00:27:09,139 --> 00:27:12,625 "a restive finger on the trigger" 505 00:27:12,705 --> 00:27:16,563 "a restless mind untamed and wild" 506 00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:18,403 "these eyes full of mischief" 507 00:27:18,483 --> 00:27:19,963 "Cooking up antics cheap" 508 00:27:20,043 --> 00:27:23,483 "Oh my 'Lord of Lust" 509 00:27:23,563 --> 00:27:28,763 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 510 00:27:28,843 --> 00:27:29,923 "Come kill me" 511 00:27:30,003 --> 00:27:31,483 "Yeah babyyyy" 512 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:34,003 "I am the Lord Of Lust" 513 00:27:34,083 --> 00:27:39,363 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 514 00:27:39,443 --> 00:27:40,803 "Please kill me" 515 00:27:40,883 --> 00:27:43,163 "Don't be naughty baby" 516 00:27:53,481 --> 00:27:55,003 Hi. I'm Mandar 517 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,283 Mandar Ponkshe 518 00:27:57,416 --> 00:27:58,363 Mandy 519 00:27:59,083 --> 00:28:00,843 I want to be friends with you 520 00:28:01,853 --> 00:28:04,163 Why do you want to be friends with her? 521 00:28:06,403 --> 00:28:07,483 Because... 522 00:28:09,368 --> 00:28:11,833 Because... - (Laughs) 523 00:28:12,654 --> 00:28:14,123 (Laughs) 524 00:28:14,203 --> 00:28:15,323 Stupid 525 00:28:16,243 --> 00:28:19,591 "Don't you rile me so" 526 00:28:19,671 --> 00:28:23,323 "Come lets duel unto death" 527 00:28:26,768 --> 00:28:30,203 "My gun is point 303" 528 00:28:30,283 --> 00:28:34,163 "My motto is Buy one get one free" 529 00:28:34,243 --> 00:28:36,368 You idiot...can't you see 530 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:39,768 How dare you touch me...pervert 531 00:28:39,848 --> 00:28:42,208 I won't spare you today. 532 00:28:43,997 --> 00:28:49,368 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 533 00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:50,568 "kill me please" 534 00:28:50,648 --> 00:28:53,568 "yeah babyyyy" 535 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:59,528 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 536 00:28:59,608 --> 00:29:01,168 "please kill me" 537 00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:06,128 Why? 538 00:29:07,768 --> 00:29:09,488 Why do you want to be my friend? 539 00:29:11,014 --> 00:29:12,259 (Laughs) 540 00:29:14,928 --> 00:29:16,168 Because I like you... 541 00:29:17,168 --> 00:29:18,568 And you are beautiful 542 00:29:18,808 --> 00:29:20,128 And so sweet... 543 00:29:20,408 --> 00:29:22,528 And you know the moment I see you... 544 00:29:22,608 --> 00:29:24,708 ..bells Starts ringing in my cerebral hemisphere... 545 00:29:24,788 --> 00:29:25,642 (Laughs) 546 00:29:28,416 --> 00:29:29,608 I'm Jigna 547 00:29:29,688 --> 00:29:31,329 Mandy - (Laughs) 548 00:29:31,641 --> 00:29:35,308 (Exuberating) 549 00:29:48,888 --> 00:29:50,288 A gift for you 550 00:29:52,048 --> 00:29:53,248 Thanks... 551 00:29:53,928 --> 00:29:56,208 Did you stay up all night to compile this tape for me? 552 00:29:56,288 --> 00:29:58,848 No, Surya had one, I simply made a copy 553 00:30:02,488 --> 00:30:03,928 But your handwritting is good. 554 00:30:04,008 --> 00:30:05,448 My sister wrote it for me 555 00:30:05,528 --> 00:30:06,817 So what was your contribution? 556 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,290 Did not think about it... 557 00:30:10,781 --> 00:30:11,868 (Laughs) 558 00:30:14,248 --> 00:30:18,968 By the way why didn't you accept my friendship the other day? 559 00:30:19,410 --> 00:30:21,968 Because you did not answer Shweta's question 560 00:30:22,848 --> 00:30:24,488 But the answer was so obvious... 561 00:30:24,808 --> 00:30:27,368 You know girls love to hear the obvious stated... 562 00:30:28,008 --> 00:30:30,208 Never keep things in your heart... say it aloud... 563 00:30:31,728 --> 00:30:32,768 Oh alright... 564 00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:37,315 You know your friend Shweta, I hate her...she's annoying 565 00:30:37,568 --> 00:30:39,168 Feel like slapping her... 566 00:30:43,088 --> 00:30:44,223 Well I said what was in my heart! 567 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,648 (Laughs) 568 00:30:46,728 --> 00:30:47,608 Hungry? 569 00:30:47,688 --> 00:30:48,679 No 570 00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:50,808 Hey tell me... 571 00:30:51,142 --> 00:30:52,608 How to reel in the fish! 572 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,008 Well I too have just learnt it 573 00:30:55,570 --> 00:30:56,928 But you know what... 574 00:30:57,175 --> 00:30:58,808 Never pursue the best amongst them... 575 00:30:58,888 --> 00:31:01,928 In presence of her, always pursue the second best... 576 00:31:02,313 --> 00:31:04,728 Chances of netting the fish are higher 577 00:31:05,478 --> 00:31:07,088 What we need is the same... 578 00:31:07,416 --> 00:31:10,888 Does it matter if we get it from the best or the second best? 579 00:31:11,317 --> 00:31:11,888 What do you say? 580 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,848 Right? 581 00:31:28,089 --> 00:31:29,064 (Whistle blows) 582 00:31:32,121 --> 00:31:34,755 (Phone ringing) 583 00:31:34,966 --> 00:31:36,128 Yeah mom.... 584 00:31:36,488 --> 00:31:37,928 I have reached.... 585 00:31:38,776 --> 00:31:39,896 What photo? 586 00:31:40,256 --> 00:31:42,696 Yeah sister didn't send any picture... must've forgotten. 587 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:43,856 Oh my goodness... 588 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,376 so how will you recognize Shobha? 589 00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:49,536 Don't worry...once she lands she will make a call at home... 590 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:52,296 Tell her that I am next to the coffee shop... 591 00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:54,576 Why will she call? 592 00:31:54,976 --> 00:31:56,696 She does not know you are going to be there to receive her... 593 00:31:57,256 --> 00:32:01,256 No she had already set out when Aparna called us and informed 594 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:04,856 Mom... your planning is all useless.. I am not going to wait here anymore... 595 00:32:06,096 --> 00:32:07,496 Now how will I recognize her? 596 00:32:07,576 --> 00:32:09,416 How will you recognize her? 597 00:32:10,776 --> 00:32:12,096 Just a second...talk to your Dad 598 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:13,856 Hello 599 00:32:14,216 --> 00:32:15,376 Yes, dad. 600 00:32:15,896 --> 00:32:18,736 Alright listen Mandar.... I met Shobha before... 601 00:32:19,136 --> 00:32:20,456 She is...quite okay looking... 602 00:32:20,776 --> 00:32:22,056 What do you mean by okay looking? 603 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,776 Tell him she looks like Sriram 604 00:32:24,136 --> 00:32:25,496 She does not look like Sriram... 605 00:32:25,576 --> 00:32:27,176 she looks more like her father... 606 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,896 - Her forehead has the same shape - What forehead? 607 00:32:29,976 --> 00:32:30,936 he's bald 608 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,456 Please stop chatting amongst yourselves... 609 00:32:32,536 --> 00:32:33,888 ...and give me the details instead.. 610 00:32:34,656 --> 00:32:37,016 Hello! Hello! Hello! 611 00:32:37,096 --> 00:32:40,976 Alright Mandar, Shobha looks exactly like Sriram... 612 00:32:41,576 --> 00:32:42,856 Her nose is the same as him... 613 00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:44,216 and she is quite slim... 614 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,696 She's a double chin...hardly slim! 615 00:32:47,016 --> 00:32:48,336 - Mandar... - Hmmm.... 616 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:49,536 She is slim.... 617 00:32:49,616 --> 00:32:50,776 Having a round face... 618 00:32:51,189 --> 00:32:52,456 Has long tresses... 619 00:32:52,589 --> 00:32:54,816 Which has light brown golden in color... 620 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:56,176 It's artificially colored 621 00:32:56,576 --> 00:32:59,296 Just because you color your hair doesn't mean the world does it too? 622 00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:01,456 I have been coloring my hair for 25 years... 623 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:05,536 I can make out by just a glance what hair is artificially colored and which is not! 624 00:33:05,616 --> 00:33:07,696 Forget it... I will find her somehow... 625 00:33:07,776 --> 00:33:09,176 Just a second... 626 00:33:09,736 --> 00:33:11,176 What's her surname? 627 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,131 Where do they have surnames... 628 00:33:13,211 --> 00:33:14,841 What? - What is it... 629 00:33:16,056 --> 00:33:18,896 Shobha Narayan? 630 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:20,456 Natrajan? 631 00:33:20,536 --> 00:33:21,536 What Natrajan... 632 00:33:21,616 --> 00:33:23,056 Leave it...I will find her..bye 633 00:33:35,456 --> 00:33:36,816 There he is... 634 00:33:36,896 --> 00:33:38,216 He has become so 'fair and lovely'... 635 00:33:38,296 --> 00:33:39,456 Didn't recognize him... 636 00:33:39,536 --> 00:33:41,096 What wonder creams do they apply in overseas? 637 00:33:41,176 --> 00:33:43,136 Seriously so 'fair and lovely' 638 00:33:45,551 --> 00:33:46,980 (Laughs) 639 00:34:44,216 --> 00:34:45,336 Hi...Sorry... 640 00:34:45,416 --> 00:34:46,616 It's okay... 641 00:34:46,696 --> 00:34:49,136 Actually I had to change into a dress...hence was delayed... 642 00:34:49,216 --> 00:34:50,256 Why? 643 00:34:50,896 --> 00:34:53,536 What do you think...I wear such dresses to work? 644 00:34:58,776 --> 00:34:59,416 Trupti... 645 00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:03,096 Can we go to a friend's place before we go to the restaurant? 646 00:35:03,176 --> 00:35:06,136 Just for a little while... there's a small party going on... 647 00:35:06,656 --> 00:35:09,176 Won't take long... a quick show of face... 648 00:35:10,656 --> 00:35:13,096 It's okay...not that necessary...it's ok. 649 00:35:13,816 --> 00:35:14,856 Let's go 650 00:35:16,179 --> 00:35:18,100 (Laughs) 651 00:35:20,944 --> 00:35:22,682 (Laughs) 652 00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:34,296 "Nine yarder sari is rose colored" 653 00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:36,496 "Misplaced not to be found" 654 00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:39,736 "Nine yarder sari is rose colored" 655 00:35:39,816 --> 00:35:42,296 "Misplaced not to be found" 656 00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:45,256 "Loveofmylife beckoned me via SMS" 657 00:35:45,336 --> 00:35:48,016 "Rush right now to the farmhouse" 658 00:35:48,096 --> 00:35:50,896 "Reading the SMS I wondered aloud" 659 00:35:50,976 --> 00:35:53,496 "How could I go thus to the farmhouse?" 660 00:35:53,576 --> 00:35:56,176 "Come come come come hither" 661 00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,816 "Come come come hither girlfriend" 662 00:35:58,896 --> 00:36:01,696 "Shall give a rose colored sari to you" 663 00:36:01,776 --> 00:36:03,976 "Come come come hither girlfriend" 664 00:36:04,056 --> 00:36:07,256 Shall get you a matching blouse too - Stop it. 665 00:36:08,656 --> 00:36:09,936 Wing co..shirt.. 666 00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,496 No shirt..please... 667 00:36:11,576 --> 00:36:12,656 Wing co..shirt.. 668 00:36:12,736 --> 00:36:18,136 "Shall get you a matching blouse too" - (Laughs) 669 00:36:19,856 --> 00:36:21,416 Wing co! 670 00:36:24,096 --> 00:36:25,416 What are you doing? 671 00:36:26,416 --> 00:36:27,412 Have you lost your mind? 672 00:36:27,590 --> 00:36:35,000 (Laughs) 673 00:36:36,816 --> 00:36:38,496 Why didn't you tell me it was their anniversary... 674 00:36:38,576 --> 00:36:39,536 We could have bought a gift 675 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:40,376 I was about to... 676 00:36:40,456 --> 00:36:41,736 Henceforth let me know.. 677 00:36:44,616 --> 00:36:48,216 By the way, this was visible all the time... 678 00:36:48,296 --> 00:36:50,096 Oh shit! - Is it supposed to? 679 00:36:50,176 --> 00:36:53,816 No...I came from office directly and I forgot to carry the black one... 680 00:36:54,856 --> 00:36:55,736 You should have said something. 681 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:57,616 How could I in front of so many people around? 682 00:36:59,536 --> 00:37:02,256 During hostel days we had a code word... 683 00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:03,336 RSVP 684 00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:04,666 - RSVP? - Yeah 685 00:37:04,776 --> 00:37:08,499 So whenever anyone says RSVP, everyone would adjust their bras... 686 00:37:08,677 --> 00:37:10,342 1Does it even mean anything? 687 00:37:12,351 --> 00:37:15,112 - Next time tore my dress. - No. Sorry. 688 00:37:15,339 --> 00:37:16,939 Your friend is so funny... 689 00:37:20,992 --> 00:37:23,259 So have you thought anything about us? 690 00:37:25,059 --> 00:37:27,179 This is only our second meeting... I don't know 691 00:37:32,914 --> 00:37:33,738 (Message beeps) 692 00:37:41,279 --> 00:37:43,286 (Keyboard clacking) 693 00:37:47,091 --> 00:37:50,240 (Keyboard clacking) 694 00:37:50,406 --> 00:37:51,700 (Door bell rings) 695 00:37:55,575 --> 00:37:56,287 (Switch clicks) 696 00:37:58,032 --> 00:37:59,859 (Laughs) 697 00:37:59,939 --> 00:38:01,059 Who is it? 698 00:38:01,579 --> 00:38:02,699 Miaooowwww.... 699 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:04,744 Miaooowwww.... 700 00:38:04,824 --> 00:38:06,453 (Dog barking) 701 00:38:07,899 --> 00:38:09,400 MAY AAAAAUUUUUU? 702 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:10,438 (Laughs) 703 00:38:12,936 --> 00:38:15,219 So the hubby's at...a conference? 704 00:38:15,299 --> 00:38:16,459 That's why I called. 705 00:38:17,019 --> 00:38:19,939 Else once you are married why will you even show? 706 00:38:22,027 --> 00:38:23,179 Me and marriage? 707 00:38:24,219 --> 00:38:26,499 Oh really! 708 00:38:27,659 --> 00:38:28,379 Come! 709 00:38:33,419 --> 00:38:34,419 Give me that one. 710 00:38:36,379 --> 00:38:38,379 Man, one I should've told the truth I lied to! 711 00:38:38,701 --> 00:38:40,219 Now I have to act as though I am "pristine pure"! 712 00:38:40,479 --> 00:38:41,459 Give me some. 713 00:38:41,539 --> 00:38:42,779 All this happened because of you! 714 00:38:43,139 --> 00:38:44,179 What did I do? 715 00:38:44,739 --> 00:38:46,219 I asked you to lie? 716 00:38:47,539 --> 00:38:49,339 Next time you meet her speak the truth. 717 00:38:50,579 --> 00:38:51,699 Will you never tell her? 718 00:38:51,979 --> 00:38:54,059 Let her say 'Yes' first and We will see. 719 00:38:54,539 --> 00:38:57,739 Mandar. Please don't start your 'vaasugiri' on her. 720 00:38:57,819 --> 00:39:00,699 No never. Not a chance. Not with her. I've turned a new leaf. 721 00:39:02,779 --> 00:39:04,179 No faith in you. 722 00:39:05,819 --> 00:39:06,979 You don't get it. 723 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:09,979 Whoever I did this with were all 'party-packs'! 724 00:39:10,459 --> 00:39:12,019 She's a 'family-pack' 725 00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:13,339 Should I give you a family-pack? 726 00:39:16,057 --> 00:39:17,819 No, no give us cones. This flavor. Two. 727 00:39:17,899 --> 00:39:22,846 (Phone ringing) 728 00:39:24,099 --> 00:39:25,339 Hi Baby! 729 00:39:26,029 --> 00:39:27,419 No Baby! 730 00:39:28,962 --> 00:39:30,179 Yeah Baby! 731 00:39:31,439 --> 00:39:32,499 Want to meet again tonight? 732 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,370 Okay, done! 733 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,080 Meeeowwww! 734 00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,677 (Laughs) 735 00:39:44,410 --> 00:39:45,450 New leaf? 736 00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:48,090 Well almost..almost a new leaf. 737 00:39:48,170 --> 00:39:49,570 Some withdrawal symptoms 738 00:39:53,450 --> 00:39:55,890 Okay, I emailed you Trupti's picture, did you get that? 739 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:57,010 Ya.. 740 00:39:57,930 --> 00:39:59,970 She looks like Ms. Ferguson. 741 00:40:00,970 --> 00:40:03,210 Who Ms. Ferguson. The one from Pune, with Kshitij? 742 00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:03,730 Ya 743 00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:04,650 Are you crazy? 744 00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:05,930 She was way different. 745 00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:08,890 Sneha Mazgaonkar 746 00:40:10,730 --> 00:40:11,462 Kshitij I am telling you... 747 00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,130 ...babes would see him in his Army uniform and fall all over him. 748 00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:21,810 Kshitij lets go... 749 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:27,810 Look that tree there, seems to be withering... 750 00:40:28,690 --> 00:40:29,770 I am in uniform ass... 751 00:40:29,850 --> 00:40:31,490 So run up to my hostel and do it 752 00:40:37,050 --> 00:40:39,705 (Indistinct chatter) 753 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:42,240 See you. Bye. - Bye. 754 00:40:44,030 --> 00:40:44,970 Bye. 755 00:40:53,770 --> 00:40:54,730 Rickshaw... 756 00:41:05,089 --> 00:41:06,239 (Tires squealing) 757 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:13,130 Kshitij.. you have so many options 758 00:41:13,210 --> 00:41:14,650 can you set few for me? 759 00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:16,450 Hey Kshitij.. 760 00:41:16,530 --> 00:41:18,370 Teach me bro..give me some tips 761 00:41:18,450 --> 00:41:20,210 Kshitij..you are my brother man 762 00:41:20,968 --> 00:41:24,520 (Sobbing) 763 00:41:35,157 --> 00:41:37,924 (Sobbing) 764 00:41:38,530 --> 00:41:40,010 Yusuf buddy, please don't cry.. 765 00:41:40,770 --> 00:41:42,201 You look worse when you shed tears! 766 00:41:42,281 --> 00:41:43,913 (Laughs) 767 00:41:45,210 --> 00:41:46,210 Yes! 768 00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:48,090 Listen... 769 00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:49,850 Go to Rehana 770 00:41:50,210 --> 00:41:51,410 and speak your heart to her.... 771 00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:52,650 What he couldn't say in ten years, 772 00:41:52,730 --> 00:41:53,850 My balls he will say now... 773 00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:55,170 In any case she's been hooked! 774 00:41:55,250 --> 00:41:57,010 Like you have told many people... 775 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,850 - At least I try... - Shut up... 776 00:41:58,970 --> 00:42:00,130 Look here Yusuf... 777 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:02,810 You just saw her talking to a guy right? 778 00:42:03,930 --> 00:42:06,737 He didn't manhandle her right? - (Sobbing) 779 00:42:06,970 --> 00:42:09,130 That means he hadn't held her hand right? 780 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:11,410 That doesn't mean she's hooked... 781 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:15,250 Muster the guts and tell her... 782 00:42:16,490 --> 00:42:18,770 Where are you going? You were suppose to leave in the evening right? 783 00:42:20,610 --> 00:42:21,890 I have a meeting.. 784 00:42:22,381 --> 00:42:24,530 With Miss Ferguson - No. Someone else. 785 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,170 Yusuf look at this guy and learn... 786 00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:29,970 There's no such thing as love my brother... 787 00:42:30,610 --> 00:42:31,890 What are you smiling about? 788 00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:36,530 You think you are some stud and chicks dig you 789 00:42:36,676 --> 00:42:37,541 (Laughs) 790 00:42:38,570 --> 00:42:40,130 It's your uniform that does it... 791 00:42:40,370 --> 00:42:42,265 Alright let's get him a uniform stitched... 792 00:42:42,521 --> 00:42:44,090 But we will need a lot more cloth for him... 793 00:42:44,170 --> 00:42:45,877 What kind of brothers I have! 794 00:43:36,570 --> 00:43:37,570 Hey...what are you upto? 795 00:43:37,650 --> 00:43:39,090 - Just need to go a little ahead... - Get down I say! 796 00:43:39,170 --> 00:43:39,810 I am in a rush... 797 00:43:39,890 --> 00:43:41,530 - Can't find an autorickshaw...hence... - Get off 798 00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:42,730 Just a little bit further... 799 00:43:42,810 --> 00:43:44,574 Brother, brother... why don't you carry on... 800 00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:47,410 Thank you... 801 00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:01,490 Here... 802 00:44:01,570 --> 00:44:02,450 Change 803 00:44:02,610 --> 00:44:03,130 No, no... 804 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,130 No I insist... Please take it... 805 00:44:05,210 --> 00:44:06,610 A contribution is a contribution... 806 00:44:08,930 --> 00:44:10,290 You come here to swim? 807 00:44:12,610 --> 00:44:13,890 You look like a swimmer... 808 00:44:14,370 --> 00:44:16,810 I mean...healthy and fit! 809 00:44:17,215 --> 00:44:18,256 (Laughs) 810 00:44:21,370 --> 00:44:22,650 I am Mandar Ponkshe 811 00:44:23,050 --> 00:44:24,130 Yourself? 812 00:44:24,210 --> 00:44:25,290 Parul... 813 00:44:25,370 --> 00:44:26,250 Surname? 814 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,330 Kotak... 815 00:44:27,410 --> 00:44:28,730 Parul Kotak. Nice! 816 00:44:28,810 --> 00:44:29,730 Where do you want to get off? 817 00:44:29,810 --> 00:44:30,970 Just look ahead and drive 818 00:44:31,050 --> 00:44:32,470 Don't want a needless accident 819 00:44:32,850 --> 00:44:35,330 But where did you want to get off? 820 00:44:37,810 --> 00:44:38,890 Well actually, 821 00:44:38,970 --> 00:44:40,741 I wanted to meet you... 822 00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:44,554 I want to be friends with you... 823 00:44:44,634 --> 00:44:45,330 (Laughs) 824 00:44:45,410 --> 00:44:46,410 Why? 825 00:44:48,090 --> 00:44:50,410 Now do I have to say that out too Ms. Parul Kotak? 826 00:44:54,410 --> 00:44:55,930 But I really respect you! 827 00:44:58,770 --> 00:45:00,967 What if she had refused... or hit you... 828 00:45:01,047 --> 00:45:01,930 (Blows air) 829 00:45:02,010 --> 00:45:04,170 If she'd hit me... You conclude she's not interested 830 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,250 Prateek you are such a baby... 831 00:45:05,330 --> 00:45:07,010 That was my litmus test bro! 832 00:45:07,090 --> 00:45:08,650 A method behind this madness? 833 00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,610 How do you do this? 834 00:45:11,690 --> 00:45:12,690 Very simple dude... 835 00:45:12,770 --> 00:45:14,170 Just smell a woman's needs 836 00:45:14,250 --> 00:45:15,026 Inhale...the scents. 837 00:45:15,106 --> 00:45:16,149 (Sniffles) 838 00:45:16,290 --> 00:45:17,890 Freaking Vaasu (one who sniffs) 839 00:45:18,570 --> 00:45:20,370 Sir you're the God of scents... VAASUDEV! 840 00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:26,890 Are you a big fan of Samantha Fox? 841 00:45:31,001 --> 00:45:32,930 Not of her singing though. 842 00:45:34,130 --> 00:45:36,090 Just her, her fitness! 843 00:45:36,602 --> 00:45:37,471 (Laughs) 844 00:45:40,930 --> 00:45:42,650 What's that, there on your neck? 845 00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,610 A birthmark? 846 00:45:44,690 --> 00:45:45,610 Don't know 847 00:45:46,690 --> 00:45:47,970 It's a mole. Yes. 848 00:45:48,730 --> 00:45:50,970 I have one too, right here. 849 00:45:56,090 --> 00:45:57,170 One here as well. 850 00:45:59,170 --> 00:46:02,432 They say those with a mole over their hearts are 851 00:46:02,969 --> 00:46:03,970 free spirited. 852 00:46:04,650 --> 00:46:06,170 Very open minded. 853 00:46:06,250 --> 00:46:08,730 Very liberated. 854 00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:09,651 (Laughs) 855 00:46:11,370 --> 00:46:13,530 You seem to be very free 856 00:46:14,250 --> 00:46:15,428 and liberated too.... 857 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:18,090 so do you also have a mole over your heart? 858 00:46:18,814 --> 00:46:19,479 What? 859 00:46:20,170 --> 00:46:21,250 Mole over your heart? 860 00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:23,090 Here? 861 00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:24,130 Yeah. 862 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:25,850 No I don't know. I don't know! 863 00:46:25,930 --> 00:46:27,130 Shall we check? 864 00:46:29,490 --> 00:46:29,970 Now? 865 00:46:30,050 --> 00:46:30,490 Yeah. 866 00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:31,490 Let's check right? 867 00:46:31,570 --> 00:46:32,650 No, let's not. 868 00:46:32,730 --> 00:46:33,585 Please check? 869 00:46:36,566 --> 00:46:37,210 Someone might come... 870 00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:39,351 No, no. People have lab work, so no one will come! 871 00:46:39,431 --> 00:46:41,071 (Door knocking) - "I can't stay, I can't stay" 872 00:46:41,151 --> 00:46:42,711 "I can't stay farnished." - Open the door, what are you doing? 873 00:46:43,031 --> 00:46:46,031 "Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke" - (Door knocking) Ponkshe! 874 00:46:46,111 --> 00:46:47,791 "I can't stay, I can't stay" - Where's the girl? Where's the girl? 875 00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:49,671 "I can't stay farnished." 876 00:46:56,711 --> 00:46:58,271 Dad, I need 2500 bucks... 877 00:46:58,351 --> 00:46:59,631 Need to buy a log table... 878 00:47:00,311 --> 00:47:02,391 No don't need a chair just the table. 879 00:47:02,751 --> 00:47:04,231 "No beauty, nor a nympy" 880 00:47:04,311 --> 00:47:06,031 "No expensive meals." 881 00:47:06,111 --> 00:47:07,671 "Nor soft mattresses." 882 00:47:07,751 --> 00:47:09,791 "Not barbecued meat." 883 00:47:09,871 --> 00:47:14,591 "For an empty plate, anything goes." 884 00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:19,511 "Right, for an empty plate, anything goes." 885 00:47:19,591 --> 00:47:22,591 "Whether stale bread or table salt" 886 00:47:22,671 --> 00:47:24,231 "Pinch of, 887 00:47:24,511 --> 00:47:27,071 pinch of salt will do too!" 888 00:47:27,434 --> 00:47:35,086 (Music playing) 889 00:47:36,311 --> 00:47:38,471 "Someone else's discard" 890 00:47:39,071 --> 00:47:41,711 "Will be a party for beggars" 891 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:45,231 "No major demands made" 892 00:47:45,831 --> 00:47:48,711 "By the crowd of naked and empty" 893 00:47:49,311 --> 00:47:52,701 "Just about anything will do A taste is what the body needs" 894 00:47:52,781 --> 00:47:57,751 "Will fool the mind A taste of food is needed" 895 00:47:57,831 --> 00:48:01,751 "However thin be the gruel Thicken it with bread crumbs" 896 00:48:01,831 --> 00:48:02,671 "Little." 897 00:48:02,751 --> 00:48:03,798 "a bit" 898 00:48:04,431 --> 00:48:07,631 "However thin be the gruel Thicken it with bread crumbs" 899 00:48:07,711 --> 00:48:10,831 "Whether stale bread or table salt" 900 00:48:10,911 --> 00:48:12,551 "Pinch of, 901 00:48:12,631 --> 00:48:14,820 pinch of salt will do too!" 902 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:22,551 (Music playing) 903 00:48:22,631 --> 00:48:25,991 "Rule of thumb is simple bro" 904 00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:29,271 "Low expectations, high intentions" 905 00:48:29,351 --> 00:48:32,671 "A night unspent on an empty stomach" 906 00:48:32,751 --> 00:48:34,231 "Boiled rice, steamed veggies" 907 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:35,871 "Wee bit of sour curd" 908 00:48:39,271 --> 00:48:40,911 "Mix in a dash of pickle" 909 00:48:40,991 --> 00:48:42,551 "No regrets" 910 00:48:42,631 --> 00:48:44,031 "Whether stale bread or table salt" 911 00:48:44,111 --> 00:48:46,548 "pinch of salt will do too!" 912 00:48:47,188 --> 00:49:13,860 (Music playing) 913 00:49:15,838 --> 00:49:23,824 (Clouds rumbling) 914 00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:43,216 (Clouds rumbling) 915 00:50:29,142 --> 00:50:31,140 (Rattling) 916 00:50:33,459 --> 00:50:34,871 No guys, I am going. 917 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:37,351 I am going to beat the crap out of her father... 918 00:50:37,631 --> 00:50:39,391 Don't get into this dumb social service. 919 00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:40,831 You don't even know her dude... 920 00:50:41,191 --> 00:50:42,951 Anju is Nilima's friend.. 921 00:50:43,751 --> 00:50:45,591 Today Nilima had come with Anju's brother... 922 00:50:46,351 --> 00:50:47,631 You know her too... 923 00:50:47,911 --> 00:50:48,751 Who is this chick? 924 00:50:48,831 --> 00:50:50,351 You never introduce us properly... 925 00:50:50,431 --> 00:50:51,671 You always wave goodbye from afar... 926 00:50:52,707 --> 00:50:54,271 Alright, the one who was there today 927 00:50:56,511 --> 00:50:59,591 What the hell...how can a father force himself on his own daughter? 928 00:51:00,311 --> 00:51:01,831 What!? He rapes her? 929 00:51:02,751 --> 00:51:03,951 Mother fucker! 930 00:51:05,194 --> 00:51:06,351 I am going to beat him so... 931 00:51:07,191 --> 00:51:08,791 He won't dare touch anyone in the future.. 932 00:51:09,151 --> 00:51:10,831 Why don't we go to the police? 933 00:51:10,911 --> 00:51:12,191 He's influential... 934 00:51:12,271 --> 00:51:13,671 Which is why he's getting away with this shit! 935 00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:16,191 Guys.. Do you want to come along? 936 00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:17,751 else I will handle it myself. 937 00:51:19,391 --> 00:51:20,471 I don't think this is right... 938 00:51:20,551 --> 00:51:21,471 What Mandar? 939 00:51:21,854 --> 00:51:23,471 Let's go guys... Let's scrunch his balls a bit... 940 00:51:23,551 --> 00:51:24,591 Let's Bobbit him! 941 00:51:24,671 --> 00:51:25,751 Let's go! 942 00:51:26,101 --> 00:51:27,671 What? Now? 943 00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:28,751 Now 944 00:51:29,431 --> 00:51:30,751 But we are... 945 00:51:30,831 --> 00:51:32,231 Alright you guys continue playing, I'm going... 946 00:51:32,471 --> 00:51:33,631 Hey Kshitij... 947 00:51:33,711 --> 00:51:34,471 Wait a minute..I am coming... 948 00:51:34,551 --> 00:51:35,271 Hey come along.. 949 00:51:35,351 --> 00:51:36,351 Wait... 950 00:51:49,471 --> 00:51:50,822 Kshitij enough bro...let's go... 951 00:51:50,902 --> 00:51:52,631 Shut up...else you will get one too... 952 00:51:55,591 --> 00:51:58,631 How dare you assault your own daughter, Bastard! - (Groans) 953 00:52:01,951 --> 00:52:03,071 You... 954 00:52:04,071 --> 00:52:05,391 Listen carefully to what I say.. Look here and listen... 955 00:52:07,991 --> 00:52:09,751 If you don't pay heed to what I have said, 956 00:52:11,231 --> 00:52:13,031 I will insert molten rods into your body... 957 00:52:13,831 --> 00:52:15,231 Small your eyeballs... 958 00:52:16,031 --> 00:52:17,191 If you ever look at her again... 959 00:52:17,271 --> 00:52:19,591 I shall strip you nude and whip you...fucker 960 00:52:20,149 --> 00:52:21,471 (Groans) 961 00:52:21,551 --> 00:52:23,471 Do you understand..I'll whip you... 962 00:52:43,868 --> 00:52:46,391 Since when he's been singing Anju tune... 963 00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:50,471 Hasn't brought anyone else around either... 964 00:52:52,631 --> 00:52:53,831 Love... 965 00:52:53,911 --> 00:52:55,151 What kind of love is this? 966 00:52:55,568 --> 00:52:57,071 Not with Nilima... 967 00:52:57,228 --> 00:52:58,711 Not with Miss Ferguson... 968 00:52:58,950 --> 00:53:01,751 And not with all those sexy chicks he would bring around... 969 00:53:01,831 --> 00:53:03,151 Instead Anju! 970 00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,391 Love is blind Mandar 971 00:53:05,471 --> 00:53:07,391 Here love is color blind! 972 00:53:09,073 --> 00:53:10,831 Fasciss...racist... 973 00:53:11,191 --> 00:53:12,711 Have you seen her dude... 974 00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:13,911 She is not even wheat...she is dark! 975 00:53:13,991 --> 00:53:15,191 - So what's the problem? - You are blind 976 00:53:15,271 --> 00:53:16,951 Can't one fall in love with dark people? 977 00:53:17,031 --> 00:53:17,874 Bloddy rascal! 978 00:53:17,954 --> 00:53:18,940 (Scooter kick start sound) 979 00:53:21,551 --> 00:53:22,671 Hey Jyotsna... 980 00:53:23,755 --> 00:53:24,711 Jyotsna 981 00:53:25,231 --> 00:53:27,151 On your way back, can you get the balm please? 982 00:53:57,831 --> 00:54:00,871 What do you do all the time sitting outside? Get in. 983 00:54:01,569 --> 00:54:03,978 (Phone ringing) 984 00:54:04,752 --> 00:54:06,765 (Phone ringing) 985 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:09,879 (Phone ringing) 986 00:54:11,878 --> 00:54:12,991 Hello 987 00:54:13,227 --> 00:54:14,831 Looks like you returned early from jogging. 988 00:54:15,031 --> 00:54:16,191 Who's it? 989 00:54:16,471 --> 00:54:18,231 How come you didn't recognize my voice? 990 00:54:21,191 --> 00:54:22,431 Who's this? 991 00:54:33,751 --> 00:54:35,111 Jyo..t...sna..? 992 00:54:35,265 --> 00:54:36,573 (Phone hang up tone) 993 00:54:49,032 --> 00:54:50,734 (Phone ringing) 994 00:54:51,831 --> 00:54:52,951 Hello... 995 00:54:53,111 --> 00:54:54,751 Hello...is Mr. Patil home? 996 00:54:54,831 --> 00:54:56,031 Wrong...wrong number. 997 00:55:02,353 --> 00:55:05,847 (Alarm ringing) 998 00:55:40,685 --> 00:55:42,290 (Phone ringing) 999 00:55:44,231 --> 00:55:45,351 Hello... 1000 00:55:46,071 --> 00:55:48,559 Why did you disconnect the phone yesterday? 1001 00:55:49,031 --> 00:55:50,089 I need to meet you... 1002 00:55:51,551 --> 00:55:52,831 So come along... 1003 00:55:53,151 --> 00:55:54,711 you know where I live... 1004 00:55:54,991 --> 00:55:56,151 Leave the door open... 1005 00:56:24,374 --> 00:56:25,165 (Door creaks) 1006 00:56:32,749 --> 00:56:34,631 Why so long? You live so near... 1007 00:56:35,551 --> 00:56:36,991 Look all this was a joke... 1008 00:56:37,951 --> 00:56:39,031 Enough now... 1009 00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:40,311 Understand... 1010 00:56:41,271 --> 00:56:42,831 Don't let your imagination go wild... 1011 00:56:44,431 --> 00:56:45,452 You came here to inform me this? 1012 00:56:45,532 --> 00:56:46,551 Yes 1013 00:56:47,111 --> 00:56:48,751 And don't call me in future.. 1014 00:56:50,071 --> 00:56:51,591 Where had I called 1015 00:56:52,631 --> 00:56:54,271 You'd called right? 1016 00:56:58,205 --> 00:57:00,391 Let's keep it going... what's the problem? 1017 00:57:08,071 --> 00:57:09,053 Alright... 1018 00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:12,511 I'll call my husband... 1019 00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:16,543 The two of you can discuss And decide what needs to be done... 1020 00:57:26,654 --> 00:57:28,471 Alright. Call your husband... 1021 00:57:33,151 --> 00:57:34,511 I will discuss with him... 1022 00:57:41,031 --> 00:57:43,151 Look you want to end it, let's do so... 1023 00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:48,271 But let's end it on a happy note... 1024 00:57:51,471 --> 00:57:52,751 Give me a kiss... 1025 00:57:59,871 --> 00:58:03,351 Just a kiss and then we are done... 1026 00:58:09,471 --> 00:58:10,751 Just one kiss... 1027 00:58:24,401 --> 00:58:25,384 (Phone ringing) 1028 00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:30,192 (Phone ringing) 1029 00:58:32,281 --> 00:58:33,367 (Phone ringing) 1030 00:58:34,951 --> 00:58:35,911 Hello... 1031 00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:56,151 "Hush-hush" 1032 00:58:56,831 --> 00:58:58,631 "under the wraps" 1033 00:58:59,031 --> 00:59:00,751 "this affair of ours" 1034 00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:03,231 is best kept" 1035 00:59:03,431 --> 00:59:05,591 "hush-hush" 1036 00:59:05,671 --> 00:59:07,671 "under the wraps" 1037 00:59:07,751 --> 00:59:09,751 "this affair of ours" 1038 00:59:10,071 --> 00:59:12,151 "is best kept" 1039 00:59:12,335 --> 00:59:14,351 "Forbidden fruit" 1040 00:59:14,431 --> 00:59:16,231 "quietly heist" 1041 00:59:16,751 --> 00:59:18,991 "its tanginess" - When are you coming? 1042 00:59:19,071 --> 00:59:21,191 "slowly unpacked" 1043 00:59:21,271 --> 00:59:23,151 "Forbidden fruit" 1044 00:59:23,231 --> 00:59:25,151 "quietly heist" - Hello. 1045 00:59:25,511 --> 00:59:27,511 "its tanginess" - You don't want to meet me? 1046 00:59:27,591 --> 00:59:29,991 "easily relished." 1047 00:59:30,071 --> 00:59:32,031 "hush-hush" 1048 00:59:32,311 --> 00:59:34,271 "under the wraps" 1049 00:59:34,351 --> 00:59:36,311 "this affair of ours" 1050 00:59:36,636 --> 00:59:38,871 "is best kept" 1051 00:59:54,252 --> 00:59:58,751 "That which is right, to the winds thrown" 1052 00:59:58,831 --> 01:00:02,991 "We drench in the rains, of the wrong" 1053 01:00:03,071 --> 01:00:07,631 "Swing to the tunes of frolic 'n fun" 1054 01:00:07,711 --> 01:00:12,071 "Entangled in the conspiracies of heart" 1055 01:00:12,151 --> 01:00:16,511 "Within the bubble of bounds" 1056 01:00:16,591 --> 01:00:20,991 "Heart-beats play a game of ping-pong" 1057 01:00:21,071 --> 01:00:24,791 "And carry on with this state of being" 1058 01:00:25,471 --> 01:00:26,951 "hush-hush" 1059 01:00:27,671 --> 01:00:29,471 "under the wraps" 1060 01:00:29,711 --> 01:00:31,511 "this affair of ours" 1061 01:00:32,111 --> 01:00:34,045 "is best kept" 1062 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,871 "hush-hush" 1063 01:00:35,951 --> 01:00:38,311 Hello, Jyotsna. - "under the wraps" 1064 01:00:38,631 --> 01:00:40,671 "this affair of ours" 1065 01:00:40,951 --> 01:00:43,311 "is best kept" 1066 01:00:44,218 --> 01:00:45,408 (Music playing) 1067 01:01:11,726 --> 01:01:14,071 Who are you? - Mom, he is staying in this society. 1068 01:01:14,564 --> 01:01:18,370 (Shooting) 1069 01:01:18,671 --> 01:01:23,031 "Like a cat drinking milk of a saucer" 1070 01:01:23,111 --> 01:01:26,911 "Relished that which wasn't ours," - (Shooting) 1071 01:01:27,511 --> 01:01:31,831 "Held by a string of relationships" 1072 01:01:31,911 --> 01:01:36,311 "Hid away in the glow of the moment." - Uncle! 1073 01:01:36,391 --> 01:01:40,751 "When the eyes signaled in a glance." 1074 01:01:40,831 --> 01:01:45,191 "We pretended a make-do romance." 1075 01:01:45,271 --> 01:01:49,631 "As a matter of pretense So be it heartburn to others" 1076 01:01:49,711 --> 01:01:51,591 "hush-hush" 1077 01:01:51,871 --> 01:01:53,711 "under the wraps" 1078 01:01:53,991 --> 01:01:55,951 "this affair of ours" 1079 01:01:56,271 --> 01:01:58,431 "is best kept" 1080 01:01:58,511 --> 01:02:00,191 "hush-hush" 1081 01:02:00,727 --> 01:02:02,791 "under the wraps" 1082 01:02:02,871 --> 01:02:05,071 "this affair of ours" 1083 01:02:05,151 --> 01:02:07,068 "is best kept" 1084 01:02:13,086 --> 01:02:14,566 It looks great on me right? 1085 01:02:20,886 --> 01:02:23,966 When Deepak had bought me the first saaree... It was very bad 1086 01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:27,366 But that time we were new lovers... 1087 01:02:27,446 --> 01:02:30,086 Did not want to break his heart I said it was great... 1088 01:02:33,549 --> 01:02:35,246 Then he continued to buy bad saaris... 1089 01:02:35,326 --> 01:02:36,606 And I kept wearing them... 1090 01:02:39,486 --> 01:02:40,766 He doesn't buy anymore... 1091 01:02:41,565 --> 01:02:44,246 And now when I buy, they are as bad... 1092 01:02:48,126 --> 01:02:49,726 But frankly speaking this is nice... 1093 01:02:55,566 --> 01:02:56,886 Such a beautiful saari... 1094 01:02:57,451 --> 01:02:59,206 What if Deepak finds out? 1095 01:03:04,406 --> 01:03:06,046 What if he kicks me out of the house? 1096 01:03:06,126 --> 01:03:07,406 You will marry me right... 1097 01:03:10,966 --> 01:03:11,926 Come here... 1098 01:03:19,006 --> 01:03:20,406 You'll marry me, wont you? 1099 01:03:28,006 --> 01:03:29,086 We won't get caught! 1100 01:03:32,285 --> 01:03:33,315 (Door bell rings) 1101 01:03:39,529 --> 01:03:41,224 (Door bell rings) 1102 01:03:58,846 --> 01:04:00,486 (Stuttering) Wwww...what? 1103 01:04:07,730 --> 01:04:13,006 (Stuttering) Yyy...you have ccc come to meet JyJy Jyotsna? 1104 01:04:14,286 --> 01:04:16,806 No I had brought comics for Akshay. 1105 01:04:20,995 --> 01:04:24,526 Cococococo...... (Stuttering) 1106 01:04:25,846 --> 01:04:26,846 Comics... 1107 01:04:29,806 --> 01:04:32,166 You lend comics for what Fa..fa..favors? (Stuttering) 1108 01:04:33,486 --> 01:04:36,805 No these are for Akshay 1109 01:04:42,926 --> 01:04:47,126 (Stuttering) Do I..look an arse... arse...hole to you? 1110 01:04:52,966 --> 01:04:55,006 Let's go to your college, now! 1111 01:04:55,086 --> 01:05:00,486 (Stuttering) Lets meet your principal... 1112 01:05:01,846 --> 01:05:04,126 Let me take your home address 1113 01:05:04,759 --> 01:05:07,486 and call your parents here... 1114 01:05:07,566 --> 01:05:11,086 (Stuttering) Sososorry...sir PlPlease... 1115 01:05:12,566 --> 01:05:13,686 No, let's go... 1116 01:05:15,366 --> 01:05:18,526 Where the fuck are you running off to? 1117 01:05:19,326 --> 01:05:20,406 Sorry sir... 1118 01:05:20,486 --> 01:05:24,766 (Stuttering) Don't you have the balls? 1119 01:05:50,210 --> 01:05:51,068 (Door bell rings) 1120 01:05:53,123 --> 01:05:54,313 (Door bell rings) 1121 01:06:02,055 --> 01:06:04,317 Why didn't you warn me yesterday? 1122 01:06:04,397 --> 01:06:05,646 I wouldn't have come over... 1123 01:06:06,406 --> 01:06:08,766 Fuck the slipper! How did he even come to know? 1124 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:10,486 Stop calling me 1125 01:06:10,566 --> 01:06:12,551 And ask the others with whom you've shared my number 1126 01:06:12,806 --> 01:06:13,806 Wait a minute... 1127 01:06:13,886 --> 01:06:15,206 I have not given anyone your number... 1128 01:06:15,286 --> 01:06:17,526 Please listen to me... 1129 01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:18,766 What's my fault in this? 1130 01:06:19,126 --> 01:06:21,028 Jyotsna lets think about this... 1131 01:06:21,108 --> 01:06:22,606 Together let's resolve it... 1132 01:06:25,166 --> 01:06:26,886 You ran away... where can I run to? 1133 01:06:49,447 --> 01:06:50,568 Should I sign here? 1134 01:06:53,273 --> 01:06:54,326 Congrats... 1135 01:06:56,117 --> 01:06:56,966 Mandar... 1136 01:06:57,154 --> 01:06:58,446 - Congrats - Thanks... 1137 01:07:07,511 --> 01:07:09,326 You make mistakes while others suffer 1138 01:07:10,584 --> 01:07:11,394 Makes no sense! 1139 01:07:11,474 --> 01:07:12,521 Do you know what my mistake is? 1140 01:07:12,601 --> 01:07:14,526 I couldn't keep it under the wraps. 1141 01:07:15,046 --> 01:07:16,566 You've an answer for everything 1142 01:07:16,810 --> 01:07:18,686 First you ran away from the apartment 1143 01:07:18,879 --> 01:07:20,526 next from the city... 1144 01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:22,366 What about that lady? 1145 01:07:23,446 --> 01:07:25,046 Her husband would have divorced her by now... 1146 01:07:25,757 --> 01:07:27,126 Didn't they have a kid too? 1147 01:07:27,206 --> 01:07:28,676 (Thud) 1148 01:07:35,246 --> 01:07:36,366 Hello Parul, 1149 01:07:36,846 --> 01:07:38,446 Please listen to me... 1150 01:07:38,526 --> 01:07:40,246 please for a second only... 1151 01:07:40,326 --> 01:07:42,086 I want to talk about something else... 1152 01:07:42,446 --> 01:07:43,326 Parul please... 1153 01:07:43,406 --> 01:07:44,926 don't hang up...Parul... 1154 01:07:59,446 --> 01:08:00,166 Hey bro... 1155 01:08:00,246 --> 01:08:01,806 It's not a race... Just follow her 1156 01:08:01,886 --> 01:08:04,246 - I suggest if you walk, it's simpler! - Just slow down 1157 01:08:14,210 --> 01:08:15,144 (Call bell dings) 1158 01:08:15,224 --> 01:08:16,666 Take this to table number 5. 1159 01:08:25,336 --> 01:08:26,486 I was thinking... 1160 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:28,926 I've morning college... 1161 01:08:30,686 --> 01:08:32,126 If I join something part time... 1162 01:08:32,406 --> 01:08:33,806 I'll gain some experience... 1163 01:08:35,046 --> 01:08:36,726 that will help me in... 1164 01:08:36,806 --> 01:08:37,806 Hi 1165 01:08:39,086 --> 01:08:40,126 Excuse me? 1166 01:08:41,347 --> 01:08:42,726 This is Mandar... 1167 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:45,886 Hi I'm Alok. 1168 01:08:52,686 --> 01:08:54,286 Has she told you about us? 1169 01:08:55,366 --> 01:08:56,246 In detail? 1170 01:08:57,086 --> 01:08:58,166 About the hostel... 1171 01:08:58,246 --> 01:08:59,366 Why I was thrown out? 1172 01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:01,566 It's an interesting story... 1173 01:09:01,646 --> 01:09:03,126 Parul...He should know right? 1174 01:09:04,146 --> 01:09:06,886 I would really love to know but... 1175 01:09:08,646 --> 01:09:09,926 You go down, I will join you. 1176 01:09:18,046 --> 01:09:19,446 What are you doing Mandar? 1177 01:09:20,326 --> 01:09:21,646 Why are you doing this? 1178 01:09:23,327 --> 01:09:24,846 I had loved you 1179 01:09:25,408 --> 01:09:26,806 wanted to marry you. 1180 01:09:28,038 --> 01:09:30,846 Now I love Alok and will get married to him. 1181 01:09:36,006 --> 01:09:37,406 You will marry him? 1182 01:09:39,402 --> 01:09:40,806 Grow up Mandar.... 1183 01:09:46,406 --> 01:09:48,646 "My carefree friends," 1184 01:09:49,206 --> 01:09:51,566 "This game is a strange one," 1185 01:09:52,246 --> 01:09:54,966 "A fairground of Yeas and Nays!" 1186 01:09:55,606 --> 01:09:58,806 "A bitter-sweet fruit could go," 1187 01:09:59,446 --> 01:10:04,046 "By the name of Savita, Sunita or Bela!" 1188 01:10:04,126 --> 01:10:07,886 "Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love" 1189 01:10:08,686 --> 01:10:13,046 "Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love" 1190 01:10:13,126 --> 01:10:16,286 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1191 01:10:16,366 --> 01:10:17,566 "Actually" 1192 01:10:17,646 --> 01:10:21,846 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1193 01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:25,806 "Getting to agree is love enough" 1194 01:10:25,886 --> 01:10:26,646 "Actually" 1195 01:10:26,726 --> 01:10:31,086 "Getting although to agree is love enough" 1196 01:10:31,166 --> 01:10:35,206 "While falling in love is a habit for me" 1197 01:10:35,697 --> 01:10:39,806 "While falling in love is a habit for me" 1198 01:10:41,211 --> 01:10:41,951 Yusuf... 1199 01:10:42,031 --> 01:10:43,686 Yusuf...enough is enough... 1200 01:10:43,766 --> 01:10:45,126 Enough of Rehana... 1201 01:10:45,206 --> 01:10:46,726 She is married now... 1202 01:10:46,806 --> 01:10:48,886 Start a new life Yusuf... 1203 01:10:49,126 --> 01:10:52,246 "Never glanced from her car mount," 1204 01:10:52,326 --> 01:10:55,006 "Never glanced from her car mount," 1205 01:10:55,086 --> 01:10:57,366 "Lest there be manifold accidents." 1206 01:10:57,886 --> 01:11:00,584 "A vagrant life is my style" 1207 01:11:00,664 --> 01:11:02,806 You're no longer Shabnam... 1208 01:11:04,143 --> 01:11:05,143 You are Rehana. 1209 01:11:05,223 --> 01:11:06,943 Why? You want to marry me? 1210 01:11:07,623 --> 01:11:08,583 Yes 1211 01:11:11,383 --> 01:11:15,903 "A vagrant life is my style" 1212 01:11:15,983 --> 01:11:20,463 "A vagabond existence is mine" 1213 01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:25,063 "A vagabond existence is mine" 1214 01:11:27,823 --> 01:11:32,503 "I fall for thy beauty my love" 1215 01:11:32,703 --> 01:11:34,623 "I have a fear that" 1216 01:11:34,703 --> 01:11:37,343 "I have a fear that" 1217 01:11:37,423 --> 01:11:39,543 "I fear that It might be heartbroken" - (Coughs) 1218 01:11:41,263 --> 01:11:44,983 "Loving is the truant I play" 1219 01:11:45,663 --> 01:11:49,863 "Loving is the truant I play" 1220 01:11:50,263 --> 01:11:53,303 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1221 01:11:53,383 --> 01:11:54,423 "Actually" 1222 01:11:54,703 --> 01:11:58,503 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1223 01:11:59,263 --> 01:12:02,503 "Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love" 1224 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,663 "Sincerely" 1225 01:12:03,743 --> 01:12:08,183 "Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love" 1226 01:12:08,263 --> 01:12:11,623 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1227 01:12:11,703 --> 01:12:12,743 "Honestly" - (Call bell rings) 1228 01:12:12,823 --> 01:12:15,983 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" - (Call bell rings) 1229 01:12:16,063 --> 01:12:17,303 "Yours faithfully" 1230 01:12:17,383 --> 01:12:21,303 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1231 01:12:21,383 --> 01:12:25,663 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1232 01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:30,743 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1233 01:12:30,823 --> 01:12:35,063 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" - (Camera clicks) 1234 01:12:35,383 --> 01:12:39,739 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" - (Camera clicks) 1235 01:12:39,943 --> 01:12:44,143 "Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" 1236 01:12:46,215 --> 01:12:51,359 (Laughs) 1237 01:12:51,889 --> 01:12:56,793 Take a look. (Laughs) - Rascal. 1238 01:12:56,970 --> 01:12:58,081 (Door bell rings) 1239 01:12:59,039 --> 01:13:00,762 (Blows air) 1240 01:13:06,103 --> 01:13:07,103 Where were you? 1241 01:13:07,903 --> 01:13:09,583 We left so many messages on your pager. 1242 01:13:09,903 --> 01:13:12,503 Oh I wasn't near the phone... 1243 01:13:14,046 --> 01:13:15,706 (Crying) - Were you crying Mom? 1244 01:13:22,943 --> 01:13:24,583 Our Kshitij is no more 1245 01:13:26,416 --> 01:13:29,924 (Sobbing) 1246 01:13:30,743 --> 01:13:31,823 In Kashmir... 1247 01:13:33,533 --> 01:13:36,259 (Sobbing) 1248 01:13:38,432 --> 01:13:39,560 (Sobbing) 1249 01:13:39,743 --> 01:13:42,943 "Of bushy thick milk moustaches" 1250 01:13:45,743 --> 01:13:49,103 "crisscrossed battle-lines, of pissing matches" 1251 01:13:51,863 --> 01:13:54,703 "those irritable pimple scratches" 1252 01:13:54,783 --> 01:13:57,743 "It was a childhood with its blemishes" 1253 01:14:00,863 --> 01:14:03,623 "those irritable pimple scratches" 1254 01:14:03,983 --> 01:14:06,983 'It was a childhood with its blemishes' 1255 01:14:13,023 --> 01:14:16,983 "There weren't any carousels of memories" 1256 01:14:19,063 --> 01:14:22,943 "No pesky dreams to plague" 1257 01:14:25,183 --> 01:14:31,903 "We were gentlemen kings of our destiny" 1258 01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:37,819 "For every zig of yours" 1259 01:14:37,899 --> 01:14:40,165 (Sobbing) 1260 01:14:40,303 --> 01:14:44,592 "I had my very own zag" 1261 01:14:44,672 --> 01:14:46,303 (Baby crying) - I'll go and check. 1262 01:14:46,383 --> 01:14:49,823 "Time fluttered an un-still pigeon" 1263 01:14:50,303 --> 01:14:53,463 "On the sill of a clock-less window" 1264 01:14:55,463 --> 01:14:58,013 "those irritable pimple scratches" 1265 01:14:58,463 --> 01:15:01,183 'It was a childhood with its blemishes' - (Sobbing) 1266 01:15:03,825 --> 01:15:10,003 (Sobbing) - "Tried hard to be you," 1267 01:15:10,663 --> 01:15:15,263 "Pin you to my pocket strings," 1268 01:15:16,703 --> 01:15:19,703 "Merrily you blew at me raspberries." 1269 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:22,703 "Kept always out of reach." 1270 01:15:23,544 --> 01:15:25,204 (Sobbing) 1271 01:15:25,783 --> 01:15:28,703 "Of cigarette puffs by terraces." 1272 01:15:28,783 --> 01:15:32,343 "A childhood of sassy aches." 1273 01:16:18,919 --> 01:16:20,635 (Message tone) 1274 01:16:28,543 --> 01:16:31,063 Hi this is Trupti sorry I can't take your call right now. 1275 01:16:31,143 --> 01:16:33,463 Please leave a message and I will get back to you. Thank you. 1276 01:16:33,769 --> 01:16:34,743 (Phone ringing) 1277 01:16:34,823 --> 01:16:37,583 You said yes for the marriage and that too so early? 1278 01:16:37,663 --> 01:16:39,103 I liked you...hence... 1279 01:16:39,623 --> 01:16:41,343 In two days you found everything nice on me? 1280 01:16:41,423 --> 01:16:42,703 Yeah, plentiful. 1281 01:16:43,023 --> 01:16:43,943 Such as? 1282 01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,503 Such as..... 1283 01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:47,183 You can drive and I can't 1284 01:16:47,943 --> 01:16:48,903 So? 1285 01:16:49,263 --> 01:16:52,703 So we can go office together back and forth from work 1286 01:16:52,783 --> 01:16:54,663 Why do you need a wife, just hire a driver! 1287 01:16:54,743 --> 01:16:55,943 I don't have a car... 1288 01:16:56,023 --> 01:16:57,103 So you need that too? 1289 01:16:57,263 --> 01:17:00,063 See another plus point... you have a car 1290 01:17:01,303 --> 01:17:04,943 But seriously you know, this arranged marriage stuff is beyond me 1291 01:17:05,023 --> 01:17:07,943 Since my sister insisted I agreed.... 1292 01:17:08,023 --> 01:17:10,223 but I don't feel I am cut out for it.... 1293 01:17:10,423 --> 01:17:13,383 Oh no pressure at all.. we will keep meeting...take your time... 1294 01:17:13,463 --> 01:17:17,423 It's not that Mandar...I have had relationships since school... 1295 01:17:17,503 --> 01:17:20,823 big and small both and now suddenly this arranged marriage... 1296 01:17:21,023 --> 01:17:22,423 I can't come to terms with it... 1297 01:17:22,503 --> 01:17:25,063 Please don't wait for me... better find someone else... 1298 01:17:25,143 --> 01:17:27,463 Brother, I need to get this kurta altered... 1299 01:17:27,543 --> 01:17:29,983 and the pants I gave you the other day... 1300 01:17:32,463 --> 01:17:33,983 I have the receipt... 1301 01:17:36,543 --> 01:17:39,383 Yeah...I am here to collect those... 1302 01:17:40,063 --> 01:17:41,023 It Will take 10 minutes 1303 01:17:41,103 --> 01:17:42,143 Speed it up please 1304 01:17:51,063 --> 01:17:53,023 Were you engaged to Chax? 1305 01:17:54,703 --> 01:17:56,223 No...there was this guy Neerav... 1306 01:17:59,343 --> 01:18:02,023 So why weren't you able to tell that girl? 1307 01:18:02,543 --> 01:18:03,503 Which girl? 1308 01:18:04,863 --> 01:18:06,183 The one from your school? 1309 01:18:07,943 --> 01:18:10,423 Oh...that...fear of rejection... 1310 01:18:11,423 --> 01:18:13,223 That's the problem with people like you... 1311 01:18:15,983 --> 01:18:17,823 So what type of girls do you like? 1312 01:18:18,223 --> 01:18:19,063 "Which type?" 1313 01:18:19,143 --> 01:18:20,023 3 o clock.... 1314 01:18:20,903 --> 01:18:21,863 3 o clock? 1315 01:18:23,463 --> 01:18:26,583 Imagine a clock.... 3 o clock.... 1316 01:18:31,063 --> 01:18:33,223 No... you cannot stare directly like that... 1317 01:18:33,303 --> 01:18:34,623 So how am I supposed to look? 1318 01:18:35,623 --> 01:18:38,863 Check her out like this.... 1319 01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:43,343 Like this? 1320 01:18:51,183 --> 01:18:52,383 Too thin for me.... 1321 01:18:57,103 --> 01:18:58,103 10.30 1322 01:19:00,023 --> 01:19:02,383 It's not a digital clock! 10 or 11? 1323 01:19:02,463 --> 01:19:04,183 There one at 10 and another at 11 1324 01:19:04,263 --> 01:19:06,103 If you bisect the two then there's the one! 1325 01:19:10,623 --> 01:19:12,983 Wow...wow!! 1326 01:19:23,183 --> 01:19:25,663 So, you can stare directly at her? 1327 01:19:26,623 --> 01:19:28,823 Yeah.... I am a girl... I can see other girls... 1328 01:19:30,143 --> 01:19:31,183 She is good looking... 1329 01:19:31,463 --> 01:19:33,063 appears unmarried too... 1330 01:19:34,703 --> 01:19:35,463 Go talk to her... 1331 01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:36,423 No, no!! 1332 01:19:36,743 --> 01:19:37,863 Go on, talk to her 1333 01:19:39,823 --> 01:19:41,223 What will happen... at most she may rough you up! 1334 01:19:41,303 --> 01:19:43,463 I've no intention of being roughed up in broad daylight 1335 01:19:43,543 --> 01:19:47,463 But think...the fear of rejection will be gone forever... 1336 01:19:48,423 --> 01:19:51,103 Never keep things in your hearts... say it aloud... 1337 01:19:52,503 --> 01:19:53,783 Go now... 1338 01:19:54,903 --> 01:19:55,663 Go... 1339 01:19:55,743 --> 01:19:56,863 - Should I try? - Yeah! 1340 01:19:57,303 --> 01:19:58,623 Okay, I am going to give it a shot. 1341 01:20:04,005 --> 01:20:04,759 (Chuckles) 1342 01:20:06,143 --> 01:20:07,023 Go... 1343 01:20:14,155 --> 01:20:14,943 (Clears throat) 1344 01:20:16,943 --> 01:20:18,383 Brother, can you give me a 34-D 1345 01:20:18,703 --> 01:20:19,383 Wha....? 1346 01:20:19,463 --> 01:20:20,583 Quickly.... 1347 01:20:21,703 --> 01:20:23,223 Leave that... give me the blue one 1348 01:20:25,426 --> 01:20:26,443 (Clicks tongue) 1349 01:20:31,913 --> 01:20:33,873 Sir...your hand... you're squeezing it! 1350 01:20:33,953 --> 01:20:35,557 What's there to squeeze? 1351 01:20:36,597 --> 01:20:37,757 Please don't keep it. 1352 01:20:39,317 --> 01:20:40,317 Sorry. 1353 01:20:43,402 --> 01:20:45,037 (Laughs) 1354 01:20:45,117 --> 01:20:48,477 You opened an entire shop of RSVP! 1355 01:20:51,955 --> 01:20:55,896 (Laughs) 1356 01:20:58,277 --> 01:20:59,384 Trupti... 1357 01:21:00,317 --> 01:21:02,037 Don't just reject me outright please... 1358 01:21:02,507 --> 01:21:04,077 Let's meet for some more time... 1359 01:21:06,277 --> 01:21:07,597 Give us another chance.... 1360 01:21:08,917 --> 01:21:10,237 Shall we meet on the weekend? 1361 01:21:10,557 --> 01:21:12,037 No, this weekend I am going to Pune... 1362 01:21:12,117 --> 01:21:14,197 - So I'll hop along... - Absolutely no 1363 01:21:14,397 --> 01:21:15,877 I am going to meet my parents 1364 01:21:16,364 --> 01:21:18,317 Can you please hurry up? 1365 01:21:19,437 --> 01:21:21,517 Pune is such a sweet place... so I thought... 1366 01:21:22,304 --> 01:21:24,117 You may view me differently there... 1367 01:21:24,197 --> 01:21:25,917 and say yes, perhaps? 1368 01:21:26,947 --> 01:21:28,357 Absolutely not... 1369 01:21:28,917 --> 01:21:30,197 Have you been to Pune before? 1370 01:21:30,277 --> 01:21:33,157 Of course...Did my engineering there... Great place 1371 01:21:33,877 --> 01:21:34,837 Oh shit! 1372 01:21:36,297 --> 01:21:36,996 (Laughs) 1373 01:21:37,274 --> 01:21:38,893 (Train horn blaring) 1374 01:21:45,597 --> 01:21:47,117 Stop here. - (Brakes squeal) 1375 01:21:50,357 --> 01:21:52,877 How much? - 60 rupees. 1376 01:21:53,747 --> 01:21:55,677 Hey just follow that car 1377 01:22:07,018 --> 01:22:08,028 (Brakes squeal) 1378 01:22:30,037 --> 01:22:32,117 Look here...there she is... 1379 01:22:39,822 --> 01:22:41,587 - What are you buying? - Bitter gourd. 1380 01:22:41,667 --> 01:22:44,223 Please we don't want it. 1381 01:22:44,417 --> 01:22:45,917 Take something else. 1382 01:22:46,168 --> 01:22:49,666 Then what should I buy? Should I buy this? 1383 01:22:49,746 --> 01:22:51,037 What do you want? 1384 01:22:51,117 --> 01:22:53,277 Take something else. - (Laughs) 1385 01:22:56,277 --> 01:22:57,717 Hi Sir Dara... 1386 01:22:57,797 --> 01:22:58,717 Store Manager... 1387 01:22:58,797 --> 01:22:59,797 You need a basket sir... 1388 01:23:00,287 --> 01:23:01,193 No 1389 01:23:01,273 --> 01:23:02,797 Sir how do you begin your day with? 1390 01:23:03,437 --> 01:23:05,957 I mean cereals, cornflakes, oatmeal? 1391 01:23:06,037 --> 01:23:07,163 I have puffed rice! 1392 01:23:08,582 --> 01:23:09,837 Have a good day sir 1393 01:23:21,321 --> 01:23:22,917 - Trolley sir? - No. 1394 01:23:39,003 --> 01:23:40,437 Hey Trupti! 1395 01:23:40,517 --> 01:23:42,157 How come you are in Pune? 1396 01:23:44,955 --> 01:23:45,917 Hi! 1397 01:23:47,597 --> 01:23:49,637 I had come here to meet my parents... 1398 01:23:50,854 --> 01:23:52,357 Mom this is Mandar... 1399 01:23:52,437 --> 01:23:53,597 Dad... 1400 01:23:54,117 --> 01:23:56,557 You know Dipti's friend in Texas.... 1401 01:23:56,637 --> 01:23:57,637 Her brother... 1402 01:23:57,717 --> 01:23:59,027 Who I had gone to meet... 1403 01:23:59,107 --> 01:24:01,477 Oh okay... This is the boy... 1404 01:24:01,557 --> 01:24:03,517 Shall we have a cup of tea? 1405 01:24:09,517 --> 01:24:10,717 I had only seen your photo 1406 01:24:10,797 --> 01:24:12,797 hence did not recognize you. 1407 01:24:13,477 --> 01:24:14,725 Are you here for some work? 1408 01:24:14,805 --> 01:24:17,237 Yeah... I had to take care of some business. 1409 01:24:20,372 --> 01:24:22,837 I will be right back. 1410 01:24:25,467 --> 01:24:26,937 (Warning alarm rings) 1411 01:24:27,237 --> 01:24:28,237 Excuse me... 1412 01:24:28,317 --> 01:24:29,917 - Excuse me sir... Hold it... - Yes 1413 01:24:30,620 --> 01:24:32,517 I think you forgot to pay for something? 1414 01:24:32,597 --> 01:24:33,757 No I didn't buy anything 1415 01:24:34,037 --> 01:24:34,881 Are you sure? 1416 01:24:34,961 --> 01:24:36,277 Yes I'm sure... 1417 01:24:37,123 --> 01:24:38,437 Can I check your pockets? 1418 01:24:46,652 --> 01:24:47,957 I will be right back. 1419 01:24:48,037 --> 01:24:49,637 No sir...I saw you picking it up... 1420 01:24:49,717 --> 01:24:51,277 I must've accidentally picked it up. 1421 01:24:51,357 --> 01:24:52,557 Mistake? 1422 01:24:52,637 --> 01:24:54,416 I have had an eye on you for a while now... 1423 01:24:54,496 --> 01:24:56,157 If I wanted to shop lift... 1424 01:24:56,237 --> 01:24:57,197 I would've picked something better? 1425 01:24:57,277 --> 01:24:59,357 All thieves say the same thing sir. 1426 01:24:59,797 --> 01:25:01,357 Shop lifting is a criminal offence. 1427 01:25:01,437 --> 01:25:02,237 Oh no... 1428 01:25:02,317 --> 01:25:03,517 Sir..actually... 1429 01:25:03,837 --> 01:25:04,904 He's with us... 1430 01:25:04,984 --> 01:25:06,757 and my parents are here... 1431 01:25:07,504 --> 01:25:07,997 There... 1432 01:25:08,077 --> 01:25:09,437 They are paying for it... 1433 01:25:09,637 --> 01:25:11,597 I think this is just a confusion... 1434 01:25:13,397 --> 01:25:14,243 So would you like to buy it? 1435 01:25:14,323 --> 01:25:15,558 No, no...you keep it. 1436 01:25:15,638 --> 01:25:16,477 Sure? - Sure Sure 1437 01:25:16,557 --> 01:25:17,198 Thank you sir. 1438 01:25:17,278 --> 01:25:18,837 Thanks Ma'am - Thank you. 1439 01:25:19,959 --> 01:25:21,357 You...condom? 1440 01:25:21,437 --> 01:25:23,677 When your dad saw me 1441 01:25:23,757 --> 01:25:25,157 I became nervous and picked something up 1442 01:25:25,237 --> 01:25:27,317 And while shaking his hand... 1443 01:25:27,564 --> 01:25:29,540 I stuffed it into my pocket... - (Laughs) 1444 01:25:34,772 --> 01:25:36,080 Why have you come to Pune? 1445 01:25:36,225 --> 01:25:37,797 To tell you what's in my heart. 1446 01:25:38,534 --> 01:25:39,654 What's in your heart? 1447 01:25:39,734 --> 01:25:40,694 You're the one who told me, 1448 01:25:40,774 --> 01:25:42,894 not to keep anything in my heart 1449 01:25:42,974 --> 01:25:44,294 Instead, say it aloud 1450 01:25:44,374 --> 01:25:45,494 So? 1451 01:25:47,894 --> 01:25:49,454 I want to marry you 1452 01:25:49,534 --> 01:25:51,174 But you'd already told me this 1453 01:25:52,654 --> 01:25:57,454 Yeah..actually true, I had. 1454 01:25:57,974 --> 01:25:59,494 So now back to Mumbai? 1455 01:26:01,374 --> 01:26:02,534 Did you just arrive? 1456 01:26:05,174 --> 01:26:06,296 Okay stay back... 1457 01:26:06,725 --> 01:26:07,854 Tomorrow we will go back together... 1458 01:26:12,614 --> 01:26:16,494 "My eyes are befuddled," 1459 01:26:19,734 --> 01:26:23,894 "Unread remain your raven two," 1460 01:26:29,094 --> 01:26:32,814 "Innocently illiterate they are," 1461 01:26:33,494 --> 01:26:37,414 "Mischief needs taught," 1462 01:26:38,494 --> 01:26:42,334 "Dimwit, unwilling are they," 1463 01:26:42,934 --> 01:26:46,614 "Point them love signals" 1464 01:26:47,814 --> 01:26:51,374 "Eyes have to meet," 1465 01:26:52,014 --> 01:26:56,374 "Let them unite love," 1466 01:26:57,254 --> 01:27:01,054 "Volumes to unravel" 1467 01:27:01,454 --> 01:27:05,334 "Let them decipher love!" 1468 01:27:06,686 --> 01:27:10,210 "Eyes have to meet," 1469 01:27:10,854 --> 01:27:16,014 "Let them unite love," 1470 01:27:16,094 --> 01:27:20,174 "Volumes to unravel" 1471 01:27:20,254 --> 01:27:24,334 "Let them decipher love!" 1472 01:27:25,513 --> 01:27:44,053 (Music playing) 1473 01:27:44,894 --> 01:27:48,894 "When your eyelids go aflutter," 1474 01:27:48,974 --> 01:27:53,147 "Like pages in a book of longing," 1475 01:27:54,334 --> 01:27:58,334 "Scribed in your gaze," 1476 01:27:58,414 --> 01:28:02,254 "I sense the footfalls of syllables." 1477 01:28:03,454 --> 01:28:06,134 "Let me comprehend each one." 1478 01:28:08,134 --> 01:28:10,414 "Let the tongue giddy with love." 1479 01:28:12,811 --> 01:28:15,014 "The mischief of glances," 1480 01:28:15,094 --> 01:28:17,174 "Let it get multiply unmeasured." 1481 01:28:17,254 --> 01:28:21,654 "Grab if it is must," 1482 01:28:22,374 --> 01:28:24,214 "the peace!" 1483 01:28:24,294 --> 01:28:27,694 "Eyes have to meet," 1484 01:28:28,374 --> 01:28:33,734 "Let them unite love," 1485 01:28:33,814 --> 01:28:37,774 "Volumes to unravel" 1486 01:28:37,854 --> 01:28:42,094 "Let them decipher love!" 1487 01:28:43,094 --> 01:28:47,414 "Now that I've read your look," 1488 01:28:47,494 --> 01:28:51,303 "I know my ignorance," 1489 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:56,934 "The heart acknowledges its beat," 1490 01:28:57,014 --> 01:29:00,654 "Was an unknown presence," 1491 01:29:02,174 --> 01:29:04,534 "Finally there's peace of mind," 1492 01:29:06,894 --> 01:29:09,094 "Now that you are found," 1493 01:29:11,614 --> 01:29:13,934 "Lost in your gaze," 1494 01:29:14,014 --> 01:29:15,934 "The heart is unfound," 1495 01:29:16,014 --> 01:29:20,654 "This for dreams," 1496 01:29:21,054 --> 01:29:23,014 "a resting ground." 1497 01:29:25,454 --> 01:29:26,534 Mandar is done. 1498 01:29:26,814 --> 01:29:28,054 When will you get married? 1499 01:29:28,374 --> 01:29:29,854 After you are a senior citizen? 1500 01:29:29,934 --> 01:29:32,934 Trupti's sister lives right next door from Aparna in Texas.... 1501 01:29:33,014 --> 01:29:35,614 so both of them can only come in June for the wedding... 1502 01:29:35,694 --> 01:29:37,654 Hence the date's been fixed for three months later. 1503 01:29:38,614 --> 01:29:41,014 Make sure you wear the traditional saree for marriage 1504 01:29:41,334 --> 01:29:42,214 Anju... 1505 01:29:42,934 --> 01:29:45,974 Prathamesh is an exact "jhorax" copy of Kshitij 1506 01:29:46,294 --> 01:29:47,774 Mom showed me his childhood photos... 1507 01:29:47,854 --> 01:29:49,534 He does resemble Kshitij 1508 01:29:50,174 --> 01:29:52,134 Thank god only the faces resemble. 1509 01:29:55,534 --> 01:29:57,094 C'mon show some strength... Don't you drink milk? 1510 01:29:57,174 --> 01:29:58,734 A tiger does not drink milk... 1511 01:29:58,814 --> 01:30:00,214 Dunce...a tiger does not eat grass, 1512 01:30:00,294 --> 01:30:02,334 It does drink milk... which is why its strong...Cmon! 1513 01:30:02,562 --> 01:30:03,516 (Grunts) 1514 01:30:04,174 --> 01:30:06,254 Let's show him our strength Prathamesh... 1515 01:30:08,254 --> 01:30:09,894 Yeah! 1516 01:30:10,854 --> 01:30:12,014 Cheater Cheater.... 1517 01:30:12,094 --> 01:30:13,574 Prathamesh seems such a quiet child. 1518 01:30:13,654 --> 01:30:18,214 On the other hand Kshitij used to be such a terror... 1519 01:30:18,294 --> 01:30:19,854 This guy is no saint either 1520 01:30:19,934 --> 01:30:20,854 Really! 1521 01:30:21,734 --> 01:30:23,134 Hey you take so much time... 1522 01:30:23,534 --> 01:30:25,174 Look at me I wore it in a jiffy 1523 01:30:26,294 --> 01:30:28,374 I too wear my sandals in a jiffy! 1524 01:30:29,134 --> 01:30:30,374 Alright I will take your leave... 1525 01:30:30,454 --> 01:30:32,054 All of you please visit us in Pune 1526 01:30:32,134 --> 01:30:32,774 Alright... 1527 01:30:32,854 --> 01:30:35,094 Trupti please bring them all... - Ok. 1528 01:30:35,174 --> 01:30:36,054 Shall we... 1529 01:30:36,614 --> 01:30:37,694 Do you want to pee? 1530 01:30:37,774 --> 01:30:39,734 Sure? Else you will go and do it outside. 1531 01:30:39,814 --> 01:30:40,934 Let it be Anju... 1532 01:30:41,014 --> 01:30:42,614 This child is completely crazy... 1533 01:30:42,694 --> 01:30:44,894 He always wants to pee outside 1534 01:30:44,974 --> 01:30:47,654 Never in the toilet... 1535 01:30:48,334 --> 01:30:49,133 Shall we? 1536 01:31:04,654 --> 01:31:07,814 "I conspired, it was time," 1537 01:31:10,814 --> 01:31:14,254 "Of my digits, shaped a gun," 1538 01:31:16,854 --> 01:31:20,454 "Cocked an eye, took aim," 1539 01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:26,254 "A bullet was shot," 1540 01:31:31,094 --> 01:31:33,334 "Over you buckled," 1541 01:31:34,134 --> 01:31:36,254 "Kissing earthy dust," 1542 01:31:37,294 --> 01:31:39,205 "Held your breath," 1543 01:31:40,334 --> 01:31:42,232 "As everyone aplauded." 1544 01:31:46,774 --> 01:31:49,014 Kshitij too never peed in a toilet, 1545 01:31:49,854 --> 01:31:51,355 ....always went underneath a tree 1546 01:31:51,894 --> 01:31:54,014 Saying the trees are dry. 1547 01:31:55,434 --> 01:31:59,774 (Crying) - "That was a game you nitwit," 1548 01:32:01,934 --> 01:32:05,994 "That was playacting you dimwit," 1549 01:32:08,374 --> 01:32:13,774 "Quitter of the longer race," - (Sobbing) 1550 01:32:14,174 --> 01:32:16,421 "That is cheating," 1551 01:32:17,054 --> 01:32:20,872 "A complete rip-off, you wretch...." 1552 01:32:21,232 --> 01:32:23,601 (Sobbing) 1553 01:32:36,814 --> 01:32:37,814 What Ponkshe, dude! 1554 01:32:38,932 --> 01:32:40,134 Left us out from the engagement, 1555 01:32:40,214 --> 01:32:41,294 You are calling us in the wedding? 1556 01:32:41,374 --> 01:32:43,244 Tell me what'll be my gift. All depends on it! 1557 01:32:43,324 --> 01:32:44,578 (Phone ringing) 1558 01:32:45,004 --> 01:32:45,945 Grinch! 1559 01:32:46,025 --> 01:32:50,080 (Phone ringing) 1560 01:32:54,649 --> 01:32:56,379 (Message tone) 1561 01:33:04,648 --> 01:33:06,495 (Message tone) 1562 01:33:43,934 --> 01:33:46,094 Please sir... I will be out in 2 minutes... 1563 01:33:46,293 --> 01:33:47,614 I can't let you inside... 1564 01:33:47,694 --> 01:33:49,014 Her flight landed at 10 pm... 1565 01:33:49,094 --> 01:33:50,214 It's 1 am now... 1566 01:33:50,294 --> 01:33:51,214 Sir this is a matter of security 1567 01:33:51,294 --> 01:33:52,534 Sir I understand it's a matter of security. 1568 01:33:52,614 --> 01:33:53,414 But this is serious... 1569 01:33:53,494 --> 01:33:54,214 She is an old lady... 1570 01:33:54,294 --> 01:33:55,974 Just 2 minutes sir... 1571 01:33:56,054 --> 01:33:57,894 It's her first time in the city... 1572 01:33:57,974 --> 01:33:59,494 If for some reason she is held up inside, 1573 01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:00,814 Other complications may arise... 1574 01:34:01,094 --> 01:34:01,854 Please try and understand... 1575 01:34:01,934 --> 01:34:02,494 Alright... 1576 01:34:02,574 --> 01:34:03,494 Do one thing 1577 01:34:03,574 --> 01:34:04,494 Go until that point 1578 01:34:04,574 --> 01:34:06,014 That's our security guard 1579 01:34:06,094 --> 01:34:07,814 Collecting exit passes... 1580 01:34:07,894 --> 01:34:09,054 Ask him for those 1581 01:34:09,134 --> 01:34:10,414 And check all the exit passes... 1582 01:34:10,494 --> 01:34:12,774 you will come to know who exited 1583 01:34:12,974 --> 01:34:15,574 You can check if your Aunt has arrived or not. 1584 01:34:44,014 --> 01:34:45,494 I am done sir. Thank you. 1585 01:34:47,454 --> 01:34:48,534 Shobha... 1586 01:34:48,614 --> 01:34:49,494 Isn't she the same one... 1587 01:34:49,574 --> 01:34:50,518 Divorcee... 1588 01:34:50,598 --> 01:34:52,454 Who's been having a roaring affair? 1589 01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:54,294 She has a round face... 1590 01:34:54,374 --> 01:34:56,534 Has Light brown golden colored hair... 1591 01:35:02,974 --> 01:35:04,270 Thank you sir... She has exited 1592 01:35:18,294 --> 01:35:19,374 One coffee, please. 1593 01:36:10,214 --> 01:36:11,414 Hi... 1594 01:36:12,054 --> 01:36:12,694 Hi... 1595 01:36:12,774 --> 01:36:14,414 You have been waiting for long 1596 01:36:16,374 --> 01:36:18,654 Have you arrived or departing? 1597 01:36:19,374 --> 01:36:20,535 I have arrived.... 1598 01:36:22,574 --> 01:36:23,974 Are you waiting for someone? 1599 01:36:24,494 --> 01:36:25,542 No 1600 01:36:27,934 --> 01:36:30,974 Yeah... actually I have a flight tomorrow... 1601 01:36:31,454 --> 01:36:32,694 Tomorrow? 1602 01:36:32,774 --> 01:36:34,734 You'll be here all night long? 1603 01:36:34,814 --> 01:36:35,934 Aren't you uncomfortable? 1604 01:36:36,014 --> 01:36:38,854 Ya...but...it's okay. 1605 01:36:38,934 --> 01:36:40,294 You should check into a hotel... 1606 01:36:41,014 --> 01:36:43,334 Actually there is one hotel near my house. 1607 01:36:43,894 --> 01:36:45,094 It's very comfortable... 1608 01:36:45,174 --> 01:36:46,374 I can drop you there... 1609 01:36:46,454 --> 01:36:47,614 You can check in there... 1610 01:36:47,694 --> 01:36:50,374 But weren't you here to pick someone up? 1611 01:36:50,454 --> 01:36:51,494 No... 1612 01:36:51,734 --> 01:36:53,254 I saw you outside... 1613 01:36:53,894 --> 01:36:56,814 I come to the airport to kill time... 1614 01:36:59,574 --> 01:37:01,054 That was a joke... 1615 01:37:02,814 --> 01:37:05,214 Yeah I had come to pick someone up. 1616 01:37:05,294 --> 01:37:07,894 But there was a miscommunication... 1617 01:37:07,974 --> 01:37:09,974 So now I'm headed back home. 1618 01:37:14,934 --> 01:37:16,414 By the way I'm Chax.... 1619 01:37:17,694 --> 01:37:18,771 Chax? 1620 01:37:19,254 --> 01:37:20,494 Chakravarty 1621 01:37:20,574 --> 01:37:21,614 Oh South Indian? 1622 01:37:21,694 --> 01:37:23,014 No..No.. From Western India... 1623 01:37:23,334 --> 01:37:25,374 Chakravarty....Randive 1624 01:37:26,494 --> 01:37:27,254 From Western India? 1625 01:37:27,334 --> 01:37:28,574 And Chakravarty? 1626 01:37:28,734 --> 01:37:30,174 Never heard before...! 1627 01:37:30,614 --> 01:37:32,334 Yeah it's a first time I have kept. 1628 01:37:34,494 --> 01:37:38,694 My dad was a huge Mithun Chakravarty fan (Film star) 1629 01:37:38,774 --> 01:37:40,494 Hence it is Chakravarty 1630 01:37:40,574 --> 01:37:42,654 But then it should have been Mithun? 1631 01:37:43,974 --> 01:37:46,334 Well my dad's name is Mithun... 1632 01:37:46,694 --> 01:37:47,734 So if he had named me Mithun then... 1633 01:37:47,814 --> 01:37:51,211 I would've been Mithun Mithun Randive. A bit weird right? 1634 01:37:53,054 --> 01:37:56,254 So to avoid confusion i was named Chax. 1635 01:38:17,414 --> 01:38:18,614 Chax 1636 01:38:26,254 --> 01:38:27,494 Hey Chax... 1637 01:38:31,894 --> 01:38:33,577 This is... 1638 01:38:34,374 --> 01:38:37,774 Mandar - Mandar...Trupti's fiance'... 1639 01:38:38,134 --> 01:38:40,454 And this is the great Chax. 1640 01:38:44,174 --> 01:38:45,574 Good choice Trupti. 1641 01:38:49,907 --> 01:38:56,878 (Playing guitar) 1642 01:38:57,134 --> 01:39:03,102 "You and I, remember the days." 1643 01:39:03,654 --> 01:39:09,174 "You and I, remember the ways." 1644 01:39:09,254 --> 01:39:17,134 "Do you remember walking in the rain?" 1645 01:39:24,134 --> 01:39:24,743 Yes, madam. 1646 01:39:24,823 --> 01:39:28,635 (Phone ringing) 1647 01:39:31,414 --> 01:39:32,774 What is Chax's name? 1648 01:39:33,094 --> 01:39:34,574 Chakravarty 1649 01:39:35,814 --> 01:39:37,814 That Chax.... does he work with you? 1650 01:39:37,894 --> 01:39:39,134 No he used to... 1651 01:39:39,214 --> 01:39:41,454 Now he runs his own languages agency... 1652 01:39:41,534 --> 01:39:44,214 You did not invite him to the engagement? 1653 01:39:44,294 --> 01:39:45,208 No 1654 01:39:48,454 --> 01:39:50,054 Is there any problem? 1655 01:39:59,334 --> 01:40:01,254 Chax is back in my life 1656 01:40:02,454 --> 01:40:03,614 Means? 1657 01:40:03,934 --> 01:40:05,334 Weren't you engaged to someone else... 1658 01:40:05,414 --> 01:40:06,654 Yeah 1659 01:40:07,494 --> 01:40:09,934 After engagement got broke I came to Mumbai... 1660 01:40:10,534 --> 01:40:12,734 Chax used to work here... 1661 01:40:13,334 --> 01:40:14,894 We fell in love 1662 01:40:15,374 --> 01:40:16,774 It was great for me... 1663 01:40:16,854 --> 01:40:18,294 We lived in for two years. 1664 01:40:18,374 --> 01:40:20,054 Why didn't you marry him? 1665 01:40:21,494 --> 01:40:23,614 He doesn't want marriage & children. 1666 01:40:24,974 --> 01:40:27,334 I knew this yet I lived in with him... 1667 01:40:28,254 --> 01:40:30,254 But I want to have babies... 1668 01:40:31,814 --> 01:40:34,414 Now he wants to marry you? 1669 01:40:40,134 --> 01:40:41,534 Look Trupti... 1670 01:40:42,694 --> 01:40:44,374 There is no stress okay... 1671 01:40:44,454 --> 01:40:47,414 If you even have a little bit of doubt about us...then 1672 01:40:48,014 --> 01:40:49,214 We are only engaged... 1673 01:40:49,294 --> 01:40:50,774 It's not that easy... 1674 01:40:52,134 --> 01:40:54,134 It's so confusing... 1675 01:40:55,214 --> 01:40:56,734 What a timing... 1676 01:40:57,374 --> 01:40:58,974 He's behind me now... 1677 01:40:59,174 --> 01:41:00,054 He calls me every day... 1678 01:41:00,134 --> 01:41:01,214 Meets me each day... 1679 01:41:01,414 --> 01:41:02,694 Pestering me to get back 1680 01:41:02,774 --> 01:41:03,774 Should I talk to him? 1681 01:41:03,854 --> 01:41:05,214 No thank you.... 1682 01:41:06,854 --> 01:41:08,123 He's my friend 1683 01:41:09,294 --> 01:41:10,571 And I will handle him. 1684 01:41:15,094 --> 01:41:16,190 Meoww 1685 01:41:16,384 --> 01:41:18,107 (Dog barking) 1686 01:41:19,494 --> 01:41:20,840 Meoww 1687 01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:21,814 (Dog barking) 1688 01:41:21,894 --> 01:41:23,110 Meowwwww 1689 01:41:23,190 --> 01:41:24,376 (Dog barking) 1690 01:41:33,694 --> 01:41:35,094 You had shifted to Pune right? 1691 01:41:35,694 --> 01:41:36,934 I resigned 1692 01:41:37,334 --> 01:41:38,894 You got married? 1693 01:41:41,494 --> 01:41:42,616 What is that? 1694 01:41:45,774 --> 01:41:47,054 It's religious 1695 01:41:50,134 --> 01:41:51,254 Come 1696 01:41:55,094 --> 01:41:57,734 I fucked up because of Chax stress! 1697 01:41:58,054 --> 01:41:59,814 She told me everything about their relationship, 1698 01:41:59,894 --> 01:42:02,014 Did I leave her? I accepted her as she is. 1699 01:42:02,334 --> 01:42:03,894 But if I tell her about me then... 1700 01:42:03,974 --> 01:42:05,574 She will run away with Chax... 1701 01:42:05,654 --> 01:42:06,374 Then what? 1702 01:42:06,454 --> 01:42:07,694 So leave her... 1703 01:42:07,774 --> 01:42:08,534 Don't do her a favor 1704 01:42:08,614 --> 01:42:09,414 I can't... 1705 01:42:09,494 --> 01:42:10,414 Why not? 1706 01:42:10,494 --> 01:42:12,534 Don't ask me bullshit questions 1707 01:42:12,614 --> 01:42:14,174 Because I don't want to...okay! 1708 01:42:14,254 --> 01:42:15,574 So then be happy.... 1709 01:42:16,054 --> 01:42:17,544 You mess up everything.. 1710 01:42:20,374 --> 01:42:21,522 That's right... 1711 01:42:22,134 --> 01:42:25,494 I am going to tell her everything.... The entire truth 1712 01:42:25,574 --> 01:42:26,654 That I am Vaasu (sex maniac) 1713 01:42:26,734 --> 01:42:27,854 ...used to be! 1714 01:42:28,294 --> 01:42:28,854 Still I am. 1715 01:42:28,934 --> 01:42:30,254 But that needs honesty... 1716 01:42:30,334 --> 01:42:32,614 If you are, you don't have to say 1717 01:42:32,934 --> 01:42:34,454 But you don't have the balls! 1718 01:42:34,974 --> 01:42:36,214 You are dishonest. 1719 01:42:36,294 --> 01:42:37,854 Come to terms with it now! 1720 01:42:40,814 --> 01:42:41,854 Razzmatazzy right? 1721 01:42:41,934 --> 01:42:44,814 It's very nice...must be pricey right? 1722 01:42:45,254 --> 01:42:47,174 150-200 per card, right? 1723 01:42:48,414 --> 01:42:50,534 I'm finally marrying has driven Mom-Dad insane... 1724 01:42:50,614 --> 01:42:52,134 they're spending money like lunatics!... 1725 01:42:52,694 --> 01:42:54,254 Weren't you going to show me something? 1726 01:42:54,734 --> 01:42:56,906 Oh yeah, nothing much, just a... - (Phone ringing) 1727 01:42:57,214 --> 01:42:58,334 Ya... 1728 01:43:00,054 --> 01:43:03,174 No, no, no..ask him to wait there... I'll come...yeah thank you. 1729 01:43:27,174 --> 01:43:29,374 Why are we having this discussion again? 1730 01:43:29,814 --> 01:43:32,094 Look I know why you want to marry him... 1731 01:43:32,174 --> 01:43:33,814 You don't want to break his heart. 1732 01:43:35,214 --> 01:43:36,214 It's not that! 1733 01:43:36,294 --> 01:43:37,614 Then why are you doing it? 1734 01:43:37,934 --> 01:43:39,187 Do you love him? 1735 01:43:42,414 --> 01:43:44,654 If you don't love him then Why are you doing it? 1736 01:43:46,094 --> 01:43:47,534 It's an arranged marriage Chax... 1737 01:43:47,614 --> 01:43:48,774 love will happen. 1738 01:43:49,014 --> 01:43:50,374 It happened with my Mom-Dad... 1739 01:43:51,414 --> 01:43:52,894 likely it did to yours too... 1740 01:43:52,974 --> 01:43:53,986 I don't know. 1741 01:43:54,673 --> 01:43:55,365 (Clears throat) 1742 01:43:55,894 --> 01:43:57,134 And I like him. 1743 01:43:57,334 --> 01:43:58,694 He's a very nice guy. 1744 01:43:59,094 --> 01:44:00,148 What if he isn't? 1745 01:44:13,720 --> 01:44:14,594 (Sighs) 1746 01:44:17,374 --> 01:44:18,814 You wanted to show me something? 1747 01:44:19,254 --> 01:44:23,414 Oh just a sample... 1748 01:44:23,934 --> 01:44:25,734 simple, plain. 1749 01:44:25,974 --> 01:44:27,454 No its really nice. 1750 01:44:27,694 --> 01:44:29,854 Actually I would've preferred something like this. 1751 01:44:29,934 --> 01:44:31,294 Bit more simple. 1752 01:44:32,494 --> 01:44:35,414 But our cards are out to guests already. 1753 01:44:35,694 --> 01:44:38,694 I will get on with the printing and distribution of these too. 1754 01:44:43,494 --> 01:44:45,454 We should be getting married right? 1755 01:44:47,534 --> 01:44:48,494 I mean... 1756 01:44:48,574 --> 01:44:49,894 Knowing all that you do about me, 1757 01:44:49,974 --> 01:44:51,814 "pristine pure" ones as you, tend to get stressed 1758 01:44:51,894 --> 01:44:52,854 and run away from the altar... 1759 01:44:52,934 --> 01:44:54,174 Trupti, can I say something? 1760 01:45:04,774 --> 01:45:06,854 I am not really that "pristine pure"... 1761 01:45:07,814 --> 01:45:08,891 I am Vaasu 1762 01:45:12,854 --> 01:45:14,014 Vaasu? 1763 01:45:16,054 --> 01:45:17,309 As in player? 1764 01:45:24,374 --> 01:45:25,494 Since when? 1765 01:45:27,774 --> 01:45:28,654 Since school... 1766 01:45:28,734 --> 01:45:30,294 college days... 1767 01:45:30,374 --> 01:45:31,414 College? 1768 01:45:32,774 --> 01:45:33,934 Wow! 1769 01:45:36,614 --> 01:45:37,654 What's your score? 1770 01:45:37,894 --> 01:45:38,894 Fifty Shades Of Grey? 1771 01:45:40,774 --> 01:45:41,808 Lesser? 1772 01:45:43,934 --> 01:45:46,934 Count of girls or... 1773 01:45:47,254 --> 01:45:48,147 number of scores? 1774 01:45:48,517 --> 01:45:49,409 (Laughs) 1775 01:45:50,334 --> 01:45:52,374 You're a professional, yeah? 1776 01:45:54,014 --> 01:45:56,094 You have crossed 100 percent right? 1777 01:45:58,454 --> 01:45:59,694 Not out? 1778 01:46:00,694 --> 01:46:02,534 Fantastic man! 1779 01:46:02,614 --> 01:46:04,054 You don't have a problem with this? 1780 01:46:04,134 --> 01:46:05,189 Never! 1781 01:46:05,934 --> 01:46:07,165 Mandar... 1782 01:46:07,854 --> 01:46:09,614 Mandar, the problem is solving itself. 1783 01:46:10,654 --> 01:46:12,734 Do you have an issue with an open marriage? 1784 01:46:13,654 --> 01:46:14,574 Open marriage? 1785 01:46:14,654 --> 01:46:16,014 Mandar imagine. 1786 01:46:16,214 --> 01:46:18,214 Imagine after the wedding... 1787 01:46:18,294 --> 01:46:21,374 We are going to a party. 1788 01:46:21,854 --> 01:46:25,894 Going in we will be two... 1789 01:46:26,654 --> 01:46:28,454 The time we come out... 1790 01:46:30,294 --> 01:46:31,482 We will be... 1791 01:46:32,654 --> 01:46:33,734 Four! 1792 01:46:34,454 --> 01:46:36,814 Means a Victor for you and a Victoria for me? 1793 01:46:37,432 --> 01:46:38,378 (Laughs) 1794 01:46:38,934 --> 01:46:40,174 How's the concept? 1795 01:46:41,614 --> 01:46:43,334 It's a mindblowing concept! 1796 01:46:44,534 --> 01:46:47,814 Means our inning is never done? 1797 01:46:47,894 --> 01:46:49,014 Unvanquished forever? 1798 01:46:49,854 --> 01:46:50,974 Its superb! 1799 01:46:53,294 --> 01:46:55,414 In any case I was going to cut you loose. 1800 01:46:55,894 --> 01:46:57,254 Now I can do it guilt-free! 1801 01:46:58,134 --> 01:46:59,054 What? 1802 01:46:59,134 --> 01:47:00,454 I am marrying Chax. 1803 01:47:00,934 --> 01:47:02,294 I will not marry you! 1804 01:47:03,094 --> 01:47:05,094 Mandar you were to going to say something right? 1805 01:47:05,654 --> 01:47:06,534 Mandar... 1806 01:47:07,854 --> 01:47:09,654 Want to get married or not? 1807 01:47:10,614 --> 01:47:12,014 Yes I want to, I want to! 1808 01:47:15,254 --> 01:47:16,574 Trupti, past is past. 1809 01:47:16,654 --> 01:47:18,054 Let it go, makes no difference. 1810 01:47:23,014 --> 01:47:24,414 Can I have your Photo id please? 1811 01:47:25,294 --> 01:47:26,334 Passport will do? 1812 01:47:26,414 --> 01:47:27,654 Yeah Ma'am. 1813 01:47:27,820 --> 01:47:28,611 Here. 1814 01:47:30,134 --> 01:47:32,334 You can go up.. I'll scan this and send it over 1815 01:47:32,414 --> 01:47:33,654 This is your room key. 1816 01:47:33,734 --> 01:47:34,814 Thank you 1817 01:47:37,253 --> 01:47:38,177 (Door closes) 1818 01:47:40,894 --> 01:47:42,334 - Leave it here - Okay... 1819 01:47:46,614 --> 01:47:48,214 - Thank you - Oh its nothing 1820 01:47:49,214 --> 01:47:50,494 - Water? - Yeah 1821 01:48:09,374 --> 01:48:10,574 No thanks... 1822 01:48:20,254 --> 01:48:21,094 What are you searching for? 1823 01:48:21,174 --> 01:48:22,254 The coffee maker 1824 01:48:23,454 --> 01:48:24,654 You want some coffee? 1825 01:48:25,334 --> 01:48:26,654 Yeah it will be nice 1826 01:48:27,614 --> 01:48:29,734 Okay! I will order it then 1827 01:48:35,454 --> 01:48:36,534 Yeah... 1828 01:48:36,934 --> 01:48:38,814 Can I have one coffee please? 1829 01:48:40,934 --> 01:48:42,134 Yeah thank you. 1830 01:48:43,414 --> 01:48:44,414 On its way 1831 01:48:44,494 --> 01:48:45,294 You won't drink coffee? 1832 01:48:45,374 --> 01:48:47,854 No I am very tired... 1833 01:48:57,774 --> 01:48:58,894 Neck pain? 1834 01:48:59,854 --> 01:49:04,134 Yeah...18 hours flight you know... sitting down mostly... 1835 01:49:04,214 --> 01:49:05,694 I can give you a neck massage 1836 01:49:05,774 --> 01:49:07,503 No No...it's okay. - (Door bell rings) 1837 01:49:07,974 --> 01:49:09,592 Yes come in... - (Door opens) 1838 01:49:11,414 --> 01:49:12,734 Ma'am your passport 1839 01:49:13,334 --> 01:49:14,374 Thank you 1840 01:49:17,734 --> 01:49:19,014 I will make the coffee 1841 01:49:22,494 --> 01:49:24,934 You should never ignore neck pain... 1842 01:49:29,534 --> 01:49:31,694 I have magic in my hands... you will get instant relief. 1843 01:49:43,054 --> 01:49:44,854 Hey I said its okay... 1844 01:49:44,934 --> 01:49:45,943 Sorry about that. 1845 01:49:46,213 --> 01:49:51,414 (Phone ringing) 1846 01:49:51,494 --> 01:49:52,574 Hello... 1847 01:49:53,650 --> 01:49:56,014 Yes...Oh yes hello uncle... How are you? 1848 01:49:57,934 --> 01:50:02,614 Oh...really..sorry I did not know... I've checked into a hotel... 1849 01:50:04,174 --> 01:50:06,654 Oh you shouldn't take the trouble...it's so late... 1850 01:50:07,814 --> 01:50:11,254 I'm at Hotel Ramee Grand... Room no 601 1851 01:50:12,054 --> 01:50:13,214 Thank you 1852 01:50:14,134 --> 01:50:16,214 Chax...Can you finish the coffee quick? 1853 01:50:16,294 --> 01:50:17,814 Someone's coming to pick me up 1854 01:50:18,146 --> 01:50:21,577 (Phone ringing) 1855 01:50:22,134 --> 01:50:23,134 Hello 1856 01:50:23,574 --> 01:50:24,054 Yes Dad 1857 01:50:24,134 --> 01:50:26,094 Shobha is staying at the Ramee Grand Hotel 1858 01:50:26,174 --> 01:50:27,298 What? 1859 01:50:28,214 --> 01:50:32,254 Mandar, that Shobha went from the airport directly to a hotel 1860 01:50:32,334 --> 01:50:33,614 Which hotel? 1861 01:50:33,814 --> 01:50:38,174 Ramee Grand...why don't you do one thing... go there and bring her home. 1862 01:50:38,254 --> 01:50:40,895 Yeah okay, let me see 1863 01:50:57,174 --> 01:50:59,254 Aparna was calling her Shobha 'NT' 1864 01:50:59,894 --> 01:51:01,153 Aunty 1865 01:51:06,774 --> 01:51:07,854 Okay then bye 1866 01:51:10,547 --> 01:51:11,206 (Door closed) 1867 01:51:26,165 --> 01:51:27,128 (Door knocking) 1868 01:51:31,816 --> 01:51:33,092 Did you forget something? 1869 01:51:33,734 --> 01:51:34,734 No. 1870 01:51:36,174 --> 01:51:37,774 Shobha, I am here to pick you up. 1871 01:51:40,294 --> 01:51:41,494 Mandar? 1872 01:51:42,574 --> 01:51:43,894 So Chax? 1873 01:51:49,014 --> 01:51:50,654 You are getting married right? 1874 01:51:52,582 --> 01:51:53,694 I am not coming with you 1875 01:51:53,774 --> 01:51:54,734 Shobha... 1876 01:51:55,014 --> 01:51:58,814 Shobha please come with me... - (Door knocking) 1877 01:51:58,894 --> 01:52:01,034 What will I tell to Mom and Dad? (Door knocking) 1878 01:52:01,254 --> 01:52:02,334 Shobha... 1879 01:52:19,934 --> 01:52:21,494 Can I buy you a drink? 1880 01:52:21,894 --> 01:52:24,614 Hey uncle why don't you find an aunty to buy a drink? 1881 01:52:26,326 --> 01:52:27,494 What are you doing? 1882 01:52:27,574 --> 01:52:29,494 Are you crazy... I said sorry right? 1883 01:52:31,431 --> 01:52:33,645 (Slaps) 1884 01:52:35,854 --> 01:52:37,294 What are you doing Mandar? 1885 01:52:37,974 --> 01:52:40,054 Guys like you should never get married. 1886 01:52:44,894 --> 01:52:46,454 You ran away... where can I run to? 1887 01:52:47,214 --> 01:52:49,334 Guys like me shouldn't get marry? 1888 01:52:49,734 --> 01:52:51,574 Kshitij was like me actually he was my guru... 1889 01:52:51,654 --> 01:52:52,983 And yet he got married Didn't he? 1890 01:52:54,014 --> 01:52:55,694 You never really understood Kshitij... 1891 01:52:58,734 --> 01:53:00,374 The day you'll find true love 1892 01:53:00,734 --> 01:53:02,094 Is when you will understand. 1893 01:53:02,636 --> 01:53:06,566 (Sobbing) 1894 01:53:15,796 --> 01:53:21,295 (Phone ringing) 1895 01:53:22,094 --> 01:53:23,014 Yes Dad... 1896 01:53:23,094 --> 01:53:24,494 Did you meet her? 1897 01:53:25,934 --> 01:53:29,614 Hello...hello... - Mandar! 1898 01:53:34,294 --> 01:53:36,854 There was so much fun in doing this earlier... 1899 01:53:39,294 --> 01:53:40,374 But it's enough now... 1900 01:53:43,574 --> 01:53:46,054 I have been running through my whole life... 1901 01:53:46,854 --> 01:53:48,814 Vaasu is having a conscience and had attacked now... 1902 01:53:49,574 --> 01:53:51,134 and feeling guilty 1903 01:53:52,174 --> 01:53:56,774 I don't want to remain Vaasu all my life... 1904 01:53:57,734 --> 01:53:59,774 I want to change... 1905 01:54:08,068 --> 01:54:10,014 I am going to confess everything to her. 1906 01:54:22,761 --> 01:54:26,352 (Panting) 1907 01:54:28,374 --> 01:54:29,734 Hey Mandar... 1908 01:54:29,814 --> 01:54:31,174 Wait buddy... 1909 01:54:32,374 --> 01:54:34,374 If you want to confess then confess tomorrow... 1910 01:54:35,014 --> 01:54:37,347 Are you planning on running all the way to her house? 1911 01:54:37,814 --> 01:54:38,694 Hey! 1912 01:54:42,273 --> 01:54:43,318 (Panting) 1913 01:54:43,974 --> 01:54:44,894 Hey! 1914 01:55:06,014 --> 01:55:07,774 - How much? - 75 rupees. 1915 01:55:08,998 --> 01:55:09,856 Here. 1916 01:55:10,214 --> 01:55:11,414 Mandar wait... 1917 01:55:11,494 --> 01:55:12,454 wait... 1918 01:55:14,294 --> 01:55:15,734 Mandar this is crazy...okay. 1919 01:55:15,814 --> 01:55:18,054 I have always done crazy things in my life... 1920 01:55:18,374 --> 01:55:19,814 This is sheer madness 1921 01:55:19,894 --> 01:55:20,974 Yusuf... 1922 01:55:21,214 --> 01:55:24,494 For the first time in my life, I'm daring to do the right thing...so let me do it! 1923 01:55:24,574 --> 01:55:25,814 What kind of a Daring? 1924 01:55:27,494 --> 01:55:28,334 What kind of a Daring? 1925 01:55:29,534 --> 01:55:31,774 You...you want to do something daring, right? 1926 01:55:31,854 --> 01:55:32,894 Then do it... 1927 01:55:33,374 --> 01:55:34,614 You want to confess to her, right? 1928 01:55:34,854 --> 01:55:37,174 So do it. But when you are normal...not now! 1929 01:55:37,974 --> 01:55:39,174 Confess when you are sober...okay? 1930 01:55:39,254 --> 01:55:40,494 I am with you... Let's go. 1931 01:55:40,774 --> 01:55:41,854 Let's go... 1932 01:55:44,054 --> 01:55:45,134 You are right... 1933 01:55:46,214 --> 01:55:47,854 I am going to wait here until I am sober... 1934 01:55:47,934 --> 01:55:49,134 You go home... 1935 01:55:50,174 --> 01:55:52,694 You are behaving like a stupid, immature teenager... 1936 01:55:55,494 --> 01:55:58,094 Actually even when you were a teenager you weren't this stupid... 1937 01:55:59,494 --> 01:56:00,614 Mandar... 1938 01:56:00,974 --> 01:56:03,654 Don't be impulsive else she'll leave you. 1939 01:56:07,174 --> 01:56:08,694 You want to get married right? 1940 01:56:10,214 --> 01:56:11,894 So tell her after marriage... finish! 1941 01:57:28,994 --> 01:57:30,128 (Door bell rings) 1942 01:57:46,414 --> 01:57:47,854 You have come from the airport? 1943 01:57:49,054 --> 01:57:50,134 Are you drunk? 1944 01:58:01,054 --> 01:58:03,654 He's incredibly depressed on account of our wedding... 1945 01:58:04,934 --> 01:58:07,534 He got drunk yesterday and bothered me alot... 1946 01:58:08,414 --> 01:58:10,694 Please don't misunderstand... I'm sorry 1947 01:58:12,334 --> 01:58:14,054 - I will make him awake... - No No it's okay...... 1948 01:58:14,134 --> 01:58:15,654 He looks dead in any case... 1949 01:58:15,934 --> 01:58:17,603 And you need not be apologetic 1950 01:58:17,683 --> 01:58:18,974 I don't deserve that... 1951 01:58:19,374 --> 01:58:22,774 In any case I am not here on account of you or Chax... 1952 01:58:31,414 --> 01:58:32,473 Trupti... 1953 01:58:33,174 --> 01:58:34,574 I am Vaasu... 1954 01:58:35,059 --> 01:58:36,665 (Coughs) 1955 01:58:40,974 --> 01:58:42,094 Means... 1956 01:58:42,774 --> 01:58:45,214 People like me are called Vassu...you know? 1957 01:58:48,814 --> 01:58:49,774 I am a.... 1958 01:58:49,854 --> 01:58:51,294 I am sorry about the language... 1959 01:58:51,374 --> 01:58:53,774 but I don't know how to describe myself... 1960 01:58:53,854 --> 01:58:56,771 (Coughs) 1961 01:59:05,574 --> 01:59:07,174 The urge to fuck is intolerable.. 1962 01:59:07,614 --> 01:59:08,734 I feel like doing it all the time... 1963 01:59:08,814 --> 01:59:10,454 And I do! 1964 01:59:19,254 --> 01:59:20,294 Hey... 1965 01:59:21,494 --> 01:59:23,214 You look to be from a decent household... 1966 01:59:23,414 --> 01:59:25,334 you shouldn't be laying drunk on the roads... 1967 01:59:25,694 --> 01:59:26,854 Go home now... 1968 01:59:26,934 --> 01:59:28,654 to your wife and kids. 1969 01:59:28,734 --> 01:59:29,814 Sorry sir... 1970 01:59:29,894 --> 01:59:30,934 Go home... 1971 01:59:31,534 --> 01:59:32,894 Today's generation! 1972 01:59:40,854 --> 01:59:42,027 What are you saying man? 1973 01:59:42,854 --> 01:59:45,521 You told her everything... 1974 01:59:45,974 --> 01:59:47,174 What did she say? 1975 01:59:47,254 --> 01:59:48,454 What happened? 1976 01:59:53,814 --> 01:59:55,334 Trupti I am really sorry 1977 01:59:56,374 --> 01:59:58,454 that I did not tell you all this earlier... 1978 01:59:59,214 --> 02:00:00,614 But I had my reasons... 1979 02:00:01,734 --> 02:00:03,094 Are you a Sex Addict? 1980 02:00:03,174 --> 02:00:05,494 No, no, no addiction, 1981 02:00:06,694 --> 02:00:08,054 It's... 1982 02:00:08,974 --> 02:00:10,774 ...just a habit...you know. 1983 02:00:14,014 --> 02:00:15,894 After our engagement... 1984 02:00:15,974 --> 02:00:17,534 Have you...with anyone... 1985 02:00:22,334 --> 02:00:23,453 Once... 1986 02:00:49,654 --> 02:00:50,894 You're still here? 1987 02:00:51,568 --> 02:00:53,014 You have no shame? 1988 02:00:54,214 --> 02:00:55,094 What happened? 1989 02:00:55,174 --> 02:00:56,334 Get out. 1990 02:00:57,934 --> 02:00:59,374 Get out of my house! 1991 02:00:59,614 --> 02:01:01,014 What the Hell!!! 1992 02:01:02,694 --> 02:01:04,614 The wedding cards have gone out 1993 02:01:06,774 --> 02:01:08,254 Let me talk to her.... 1994 02:01:09,294 --> 02:01:11,094 - Let me talk with her - Or so I thought 1995 02:01:11,334 --> 02:01:12,174 What? 1996 02:01:32,174 --> 02:01:33,814 It slipped out from my hand... 1997 02:01:34,254 --> 02:01:35,574 No you leave it... 1998 02:01:45,734 --> 02:01:47,374 Trupti I don't deserve you... 1999 02:01:49,934 --> 02:01:51,614 You should get married to Chax... 2000 02:01:52,934 --> 02:01:55,214 At least he was honest with you... 2001 02:01:56,134 --> 02:01:58,974 and both of you love each other... 2002 02:02:02,294 --> 02:02:04,494 I know my heart will be broken badly but... 2003 02:02:05,174 --> 02:02:06,534 I deserve it... 2004 02:02:10,341 --> 02:02:11,149 (Crying) 2005 02:02:11,574 --> 02:02:13,814 Yes, you should marry Chax. 2006 02:02:19,214 --> 02:02:21,414 Do you know why I broke up with Chax? 2007 02:02:31,334 --> 02:02:32,774 I got pregnant... 2008 02:02:35,374 --> 02:02:38,134 I thought he will marry me After getting this news. 2009 02:02:40,854 --> 02:02:42,134 Instead he said... 2010 02:02:42,374 --> 02:02:43,614 it was my fault 2011 02:02:43,694 --> 02:02:45,174 and I should get it aborted. 2012 02:02:49,974 --> 02:02:52,534 And I wasn't such a strong woman 2013 02:02:54,174 --> 02:02:56,014 that I could be a single mother... 2014 02:02:59,774 --> 02:03:01,374 so I killed the baby! 2015 02:03:05,371 --> 02:03:06,035 (Crying) 2016 02:03:06,214 --> 02:03:08,214 How can I marry a man... 2017 02:03:08,294 --> 02:03:11,414 who wasn't with me when I needed him the most? 2018 02:03:14,654 --> 02:03:17,254 I went to the clinic all alone... 2019 02:03:21,560 --> 02:03:22,357 (Crying) 2020 02:03:22,494 --> 02:03:23,534 I think... 2021 02:03:24,774 --> 02:03:27,414 I thinks it's a good thing you told me everything... 2022 02:03:28,734 --> 02:03:30,134 It's not easy... 2023 02:03:31,614 --> 02:03:33,094 You could have hide it... 2024 02:03:33,894 --> 02:03:35,774 or I would have found out after we were married... 2025 02:03:35,854 --> 02:03:37,672 And that would have been worse 2026 02:03:42,894 --> 02:03:44,334 Aren't you relieved? 2027 02:03:46,694 --> 02:03:48,214 Whether its arranged 2028 02:03:48,654 --> 02:03:50,054 or love marriage 2029 02:03:50,334 --> 02:03:51,614 What difference does it make? 2030 02:03:53,094 --> 02:03:55,182 It all boils down to the same thing... 2031 02:03:57,214 --> 02:03:58,176 Trust. 2032 02:04:02,572 --> 02:04:03,894 You know it's a good thing 2033 02:04:05,414 --> 02:04:08,214 We will be starting with a clean slate. 2034 02:04:09,534 --> 02:04:11,774 And then why won't it work? 2035 02:04:14,574 --> 02:04:15,734 I love you... 2036 02:04:17,894 --> 02:04:19,334 Trupti I really love you... 2037 02:04:21,894 --> 02:04:23,094 I love you too.... 2038 02:04:36,012 --> 02:04:37,172 Mandar... 2039 02:04:38,092 --> 02:04:40,052 Will you shave this beard? 2040 02:04:41,532 --> 02:04:43,052 I thought you like it? 2041 02:04:44,772 --> 02:04:45,732 No. 2042 02:04:46,892 --> 02:04:48,012 Okay. 2043 02:04:52,972 --> 02:04:53,933 Mandar... 2044 02:04:54,412 --> 02:04:55,852 One more thing... 2045 02:04:56,732 --> 02:04:58,612 and this is for both of us... 2046 02:04:59,827 --> 02:05:01,772 Get your HIV test done. 2047 02:05:03,732 --> 02:05:05,532 No even I have got it done... 2048 02:05:06,332 --> 02:05:08,212 See earlier you were pristine pure 2049 02:05:08,292 --> 02:05:09,612 So I had not asked for it... 2050 02:05:10,532 --> 02:05:12,652 In arranged marriages we need to do all this... 2051 02:05:12,732 --> 02:05:14,852 Agreed, one has to. 2052 02:05:15,375 --> 02:05:16,770 (Clears throat) 2053 02:05:19,692 --> 02:05:21,532 You know each other right? 2054 02:05:22,852 --> 02:05:24,572 Did she tell you everything about me? 2055 02:05:25,932 --> 02:05:28,652 In detail about us? 2056 02:05:30,642 --> 02:05:31,852 What is there to tell? 2057 02:05:32,132 --> 02:05:33,732 Our past 2058 02:05:33,812 --> 02:05:35,052 So you tell me about it 2059 02:05:35,132 --> 02:05:35,892 She may hasn't told you? 2060 02:05:35,972 --> 02:05:37,092 You tell me... I'm here no now 2061 02:05:37,172 --> 02:05:38,452 Chill babes...chill 2062 02:05:38,532 --> 02:05:39,852 I'm not your babes okay... 2063 02:05:39,932 --> 02:05:41,532 Don't you dare call me babes... 2064 02:05:41,612 --> 02:05:43,132 Who is he? You tell me... 2065 02:05:43,212 --> 02:05:44,812 - Why are you hiding behind me? - You know anger leads to heart attack... 2066 02:05:44,892 --> 02:05:46,212 Are you a doctor? 2067 02:05:46,292 --> 02:05:47,772 Tell me 5 symptoms of a heart attack 2068 02:05:47,852 --> 02:05:48,732 What happens first? 2069 02:05:48,812 --> 02:05:49,812 This is one symptom 2070 02:05:49,892 --> 02:05:51,012 Shut up guys... 2071 02:05:51,092 --> 02:05:52,772 Who is this guy..what is this guys? Where did you find him? 2072 02:05:52,852 --> 02:05:53,772 You think he's cool? 2073 02:05:53,852 --> 02:05:54,852 You think you are bloody cool 2074 02:05:54,932 --> 02:05:56,332 Because of your goatee and your bald head 2075 02:05:56,412 --> 02:05:59,372 You're not cool... Okay you're not cool... 2076 02:05:59,812 --> 02:06:00,932 Are you insane? 2077 02:06:01,178 --> 02:06:02,252 Why did you needle him? 2078 02:06:02,332 --> 02:06:03,692 Well I thought 2079 02:06:03,772 --> 02:06:06,012 he would say something like this and I would beat him up. 2080 02:06:07,294 --> 02:06:08,595 (Clears throat) 2081 02:06:10,132 --> 02:06:11,932 You know each other right? 2082 02:06:14,932 --> 02:06:16,252 Sorry guys.. 2083 02:06:16,332 --> 02:06:18,252 I have been acting like a jerk lately... 2084 02:06:19,172 --> 02:06:21,772 Trupti can I have an Antacid? 2085 02:06:25,412 --> 02:06:27,012 And a dispirin for me? 2086 02:06:27,573 --> 02:06:30,252 (Laughs) 2087 02:06:31,652 --> 02:06:34,092 What are you going to say to Uncle-Aunty about Shobha? 2088 02:06:37,612 --> 02:06:38,972 What if she says something? 2089 02:06:40,045 --> 02:06:41,102 (Sighs) 2090 02:06:43,284 --> 02:06:44,396 She won't say... 2091 02:06:45,172 --> 02:06:48,452 I have fourteen solid years of experience in such matters... 2092 02:06:48,532 --> 02:06:49,732 She won't say.. 2093 02:06:50,732 --> 02:06:52,172 If by chance she does? 2094 02:06:56,519 --> 02:07:00,172 At the most I will lose some face with mom-dad... 2095 02:07:01,092 --> 02:07:02,812 but I am still getting married... 2096 02:07:03,292 --> 02:07:08,292 (Laughs) 2097 02:07:08,372 --> 02:07:09,332 Mandar! 2098 02:07:16,926 --> 02:07:20,052 Are you frustrated? Disheartened? 2099 02:07:20,132 --> 02:07:23,772 Are you nervous to talk to girls? 2100 02:07:23,852 --> 02:07:28,737 'Hunterrr Sutra' will free you from all these troubles. 2101 02:07:48,492 --> 02:07:50,252 "Don't reject me..." 2102 02:07:50,464 --> 02:07:52,292 "I am a learner" 2103 02:07:55,114 --> 02:07:57,292 "allow me an education" 2104 02:07:58,711 --> 02:08:00,612 "In this temple of temptation" 2105 02:08:02,297 --> 02:08:05,777 "My gun is already loaded" 2106 02:08:06,287 --> 02:08:09,737 "The target too is coded" 2107 02:08:13,337 --> 02:08:16,377 "a restive finger on the trigger" 2108 02:08:16,857 --> 02:08:20,417 "a restless mind untamed and wild" 2109 02:08:20,657 --> 02:08:22,457 "these eyes full of mischief" 2110 02:08:22,537 --> 02:08:24,017 "Cooking up antics cheap" 2111 02:08:24,097 --> 02:08:27,057 "Oh my 'Lord of Lust" 2112 02:08:27,457 --> 02:08:31,057 "You troubled the heart, you tempted the body" 2113 02:08:31,137 --> 02:08:33,291 "What did you make me do?" 2114 02:08:34,617 --> 02:08:38,097 "You troubled the heart, you tempted the body" 2115 02:08:38,177 --> 02:08:40,257 "You left a blot on my dignity" 2116 02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:46,934 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 2117 02:08:47,014 --> 02:08:48,177 "Come on kill me" 2118 02:08:48,257 --> 02:08:49,617 "Yeah babyyyy" 2119 02:08:50,033 --> 02:08:52,297 "I am the Lord Of Lust" 2120 02:08:52,377 --> 02:08:57,617 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 2121 02:08:57,697 --> 02:08:59,057 "Please kill me" 2122 02:08:59,137 --> 02:09:01,177 "Don't be naughty baby" 2123 02:09:20,737 --> 02:09:23,857 "Don't you rile me so" 2124 02:09:24,177 --> 02:09:27,337 "Come lets duel unto death" 2125 02:09:31,297 --> 02:09:34,657 "My gun is point 303" 2126 02:09:34,737 --> 02:09:38,297 "My motto is Buy one get one free" 2127 02:09:38,657 --> 02:09:41,937 "This is the Hunter's lullaby, sung by all fair ladies" 2128 02:09:42,017 --> 02:09:45,217 "I am the Lord Of Lust" 2129 02:09:47,138 --> 02:09:50,817 "You troubled the heart, you tempted the body" 2130 02:09:50,897 --> 02:09:52,777 "What did you make me do?" 2131 02:09:54,417 --> 02:09:57,937 "You troubled the heart, you tempted the body" 2132 02:09:58,017 --> 02:10:00,177 "You left a blot on my dignity" 2133 02:10:15,697 --> 02:10:20,777 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 2134 02:10:21,057 --> 02:10:22,137 "Kill me, please" 2135 02:10:22,217 --> 02:10:24,417 "Yeah babyyyy" 2136 02:10:26,337 --> 02:10:31,097 "Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303" 2137 02:10:31,266 --> 02:10:32,857 "Please kill me" 2138 02:10:54,700 --> 02:10:56,297 "Hush-hush" 2139 02:10:56,937 --> 02:10:58,697 "under the wraps" 2140 02:10:59,137 --> 02:11:00,897 "this affair of ours" 2141 02:11:01,337 --> 02:11:03,097 is best kept" 2142 02:11:03,577 --> 02:11:05,457 "Hush-hush" 2143 02:11:05,817 --> 02:11:07,497 "under the wraps" 2144 02:11:07,892 --> 02:11:09,857 "this affair of ours" 2145 02:11:10,137 --> 02:11:11,817 is best kept" 2146 02:11:12,337 --> 02:11:14,417 "Forbidden fruit" 2147 02:11:14,497 --> 02:11:16,497 "quietly heist" 2148 02:11:16,842 --> 02:11:18,817 "its tanginess" 2149 02:11:19,026 --> 02:11:20,817 "slowly unpacked"