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Mandar was never hurt with a bullet
Grazed him only and on its way
But today it is found in the center of the heart
So they say,
When a hunter gets a bullet,
his entire life fast-forwards in flashback right in front of his eyes!
Mandar...all your friends are married now...
It's time for you to get married too!
Who wants to marry...am I mad?
My cheerful friends are regretting today! - (Chuckles)
Look, either fall in love and get married
Else we will arrange a girl for you...
If you delay more, all you get is a divorcee!
Hey, he is sleepy... lets go...
Think about it Mandar
Alright Mandar, lets go...
Finish your dinner
No...I want to drink some more...
C'mon guys...let's go out ...
and drink a little more
No...Early morning I need to queue up for my kid's school admission...
lets do this tomorrow
Can't do it tomorrow...have a date...
I am trying to making it since two months.
Don't you ever try of this dating business?
Why should I? It's a physical need.
And emotional needs are also important?
Do me a favor, get married...
Procreate...have fun
And then get them married too!
See it's simple...
(Sniffles)
Marriage, whether arranged or otherwise...
Never confuse yourself between love and sex...
It's a physical need...
So there's no question of boredom...
Since the day of my birth, I've been taking a crap right?
(Laughs)
It's a physical act... It's a necessity...
Have I got bored with that...
Have you ever been bored with it? - No, no.
I am serious guys...I am not joking...
A good early morning crap
always readies you for a great day!
(Laughs)
Till your last breath,
a good crap makes you feel great... - (Laughs)
It's a physical act ... It's a necessity...
(Laughs) - So it's the same with sex...
Right. - So no question of boredom!
(Music playing)
One more
Very noisy...
It's very noisy
Ya...
Can I buy you a drink?
Sure.. Rum & Coke...
(Snaps finger)
Hello Boss...
Boss...One rum & coke
Hey Uncle...
One rum and coke for me as well.
Buzz off Rohan
Shut up bitch...
Please uncle
Hey uncle why don't you find an aunty to buy a drink?
Stop it friends...
(Laughs) - Why are you smiling?
Shall I break your teeth? - Chill guys, chill
Are you crazy... I said sorry right?
Oh wait Uncle...
Where are you off to?
I need that rum and coke...
I have become uncle dude!
Can't even get a proper 'date'...
Mom-Dad keep pestering too...
I think I should just settle down!
You will get married?
With whom?
No idea. Mom-Dad will find someone
Arranged marriage?
Listen to me, don't get into this arranged marriage shit!
You are incorrigibly horny!
Whoever you meet - you will try to bed!
Guys like you should never get married
You see I was never in love,
Some casual affairs is what I indulged in...
Actually "some" is an understatement...
Padmini...
Listen...hello...Padmini...
At least finish your coffee...Padmini
I don't want to brag about anything but...
These are all dated things...
doesn't matter...
What difference does it make? Right?
No...it does matter
Yeah...
(Clears throat) Some casual affairs...
But seriously now I want to settle down...
One...
Two...yeah two affairs...
Nothing serious...just something Casual when I was in college...
(Slurps)
I went and met three girls.
All of them rejected me
Yusuf bro, what the heck is happening in life...its pathetic!
What else were you expecting dude?
"Arranged marriage" is the playground of decent folks
What's a typical decent bloke say?
I loved a girl but couldn't express it to her
Girl's impressed, boy passes. Savvy?
I have always given Mandar the right advice
But when a man is this flawed what can be done?
I loved a girl in school but could not profess to her
(Clears throat)
So you never had an ongoing affair?
Never...
Liar
With this lie began his downfall
Rightly so!
So the story is of my cousin MANDAR PONKSHE.
A wee bit personal,
But its so much fun peeking into others' personal lives!
Hello..
Why only nails?
Eat the entire hand! Idiot!
Hey...
You donkey, sit down!
Every summer vacation, Mandar's dad
Would drop me and Mandar off at Indira auntie's
so that we could spend vacation time with our little cousins!
However there was one cousin who was not so little
Oyee....Hey Mandar....
Kshitij!
You've finally arrived!
Hey, what are you upto?
Raised in the next door village,
He was a year younger to me
and a year older to Mandar
- Offspring of a monkey - Look what Kshitij is upto..
Hey mad monkey, what are you doing?
Go into the bathroom and piss!
Grandma...I am watering this withering tree...
Donkey...
Trees don't care much for salty water
Kshitij was an ace of creating a ruckus.
His parents enrolled him in Bhosla Military School for discipline.
So that his life would come on the right track
How much you piss man..
"Saline water"
"fed to parched trees"
"this trio, trio, trio"
"create streams of water"
"On demand"
"this trio, trio, trio"
"smooth as a swan"
(Screams)
"Two's company"
"Three's crowd" - (Screams)
Dilip
What...
Hey Dilip...
Speak on dude!
Your dad named you after the superstar Dilip Kumar right?
When you already know it, why do waste my time with your insane questions?
Mandar...
We should address him by the superstar's 'Real' name!
YUSUF.....
What's say?
Salutations to you brother Yusuf...
Peace be upon you!
God has willed it!
Guys please...
Celebrate-A-Piss!
Such a distinct pleasure to relieve one's warm fluids into these cold waters!
Ughhh...Kshitij...
Hey Yusuf, come on in and join the fun!
Here.
Technically speaking, Kshitij was our nephew....
However one could not fathom...
..why he was in such a hurry to become our brother-in-law!
Grandma...
Aren't we allowed to marry our nieces like the Mormons?
Yes that's true...
Whom you want to get married?
Dilip and Surekha! - (Coughs)
Won't you marry her Yusuf?
Dilip!
You are just a kid!
And you want to get married?
Don't you have other things to do?
And you, focus on your studies!
Are you in the business of getting people married?
Rehana...
I am in love with her...
Really... girlfriend?
Nope, not girlfriend...
She is a school mate...
...but i will marry only her, not Surekha!
It's ok then
It's good that we re-christened you Yusuf...
Now Rehana's folks won't have issues with you
Listen....
May Yusuf and Rehana will live happily ever after...
..strongly hereafter and forever and ever...
Whatever for?
But who will marry poor Surekha?
You do it...
After all she's your niece too
I don't think so!
Alright...I will marry her!
How can he marry?
He is too young...underage
Underage?
I am just a year younger to you...
Really...
Can't even scrub your own back...
And want to get married!
So what...?
I will make my wife to do...
Hmmm...really...okay...you are 100% sure right...
Hey Surekha...Surekha - Hey listen, listen...
We are in our underwear right?
Were you planning on getting your wife to scrub your back with clothes on?
Come on, wet him.
That was our last vacation together...
We were growing up too fast...
And that night, Mandar's wonderstruck eyes...
...proved that he had grown up as well...
He too had finally 'starched' his bedsheet!
(Farting) - Mandar...
On your way back from office today, show this ring to the goldsmith
He will tell you if its 'junion' or not
I am sorry...what?
'Junion' or not...
If the carats are up to snuff or not
Mom...what 'junion'? GENUINE!
Yeah, yeah that's what I said...
And when are you bringing the invitation cards over...
Did Trupti like the design?
They have such a rock solid design!
Our neighbour took a sample,
saying she would 'jhorax' it...
Not 'Jhorax', its 'Jherox'!
Not Jherox Dad, its XEROX!
And Dad can you come out From the loo please....
else I will start producing color XEROX out here...
and Mom I am not going to any goldsmith's, you do all that.
I was only going,
but now I have to go to the airport ...
since you won't go...
So someone has to maintain cordial relations with our relatives...
Did you even check with me if I was free...
Shot of your mouth to Aparna and her husband!
(Door bell rings) - 'Mandar will go to the airport to pick up'....
You don't even know who is arriving.... DAD !!!
(Door knocking) - I told you that Shobha is coming...
Aparna was referring to her as....
Shobha "enty"
AUNTIE
Yeah, whatever Aparna said, I am conveying...
You better 'comfom' with your sister!
Yeah I will 'comfom' with her, not CONFIRM...
Mom, I don't even know this lady
and I am going to the airport to pick her up!
Aparna is 'posting' her photo onto your computer right...
Check it out...
Shobha...isn't she the same one...
Divorcee! Who is having an affair with someone else?
There's going to be a messy affair right here if you don't step out...
You always occupy the loo when it's time for me to go to work!
(Toilet flush)
Yeah Trupti...
Did you reach office?
Listen...
We will have to cancel our movie plans for the evening...
I have to go to the airport to pick someone.
My brother-in-law's aunt.... some... Shobha Aunty...
She is coming from Canada.
So have to go and pick her up.
No, she is going to Bangalore...
But there wasn't a direct flight...
Hence Mom had this brilliant idea to receive her here...
Yeah she will be all alone in Mumbai,
Hence I am going to bring her home...
(Laughs)
Now what to do of mom...
Sir, Sir...your floor has arrived.
The next flight for her is tomorrow night...
So I will be picking her up and Bring her home...
Nice...
Very Nice..
Okay listen Trupti...
Why don't you come along...
I will have some company as I wait... we can kill some time together...
So you are coming right...
Super, Super... Trupti you are too good.
Actually I loved a girl in school but could not profess to her
Thank you.
(Clears throat)
So you never had an ongoing affair?
Never...
See...Actually...I have... - Trupti...Subhadra...
Sorry what?
Subhadra...her real name is...Jhanvi...
She's Subhadra...the TV show actress...
Of "You Inch Close To Me fame"
You watch TV Soaps?
No I don't...Mom does and while eating dinner, I...
You call your mother MOM?
No I call her "Aai"
How much rent do you pay?
Inclusive of parking about 30
So if we are getting married...
If in case you like me
And if you like me too...
So I stay with mom... mother and father...
Hopefully that isn't an issue with you?
No, I think it would be better if we had our own apartment...
But it also depends on how your mother is...how is she?
I haven't thought too much about all these things
So am I the first one you are meeting as part of this arranged marriage setup?
No, no...you're the second...
Okay.
By the way now I am thinking...
Not that I have been forced into this...
But not getting any younger right!
(Chuckles)
And you?
I feel very young
You are the fourth
I have met three others before you
(Car horn blares)
Idiot
(Phone ringing)
By the way what is the market rate of this model?
Must be expensive, yes?
Are you a miser?
No...this...you know I keep losing my instruments,
hence an inexpensive model
Okay anyway, listen...
I've had a few relationships before
and one was rather serious...
We were even engaged to each other,
However things did not quite work out between us...and then I was in a...
That's ok...Trupti
It makes no difference
Really?...
But no...the earlier one perhaps had an issue with this,
Hence had turned me down...
Are you sure it does not make any difference?
I mean I can understand...
Because the guy before you was also a bit like you...
Never had a relationship before
and hence guys like you,
In this arranged marriage scenario, expect a girl that is...
You know...I mean
Basically...
Pristine pure types?
You are 100% a watcher of TV Soaps...
I am not pristine pure from miles afar!
Have you seen this film?
Was the original better than this remake?
Haven't seen the original
Why?
It was a sold out show
and there weren't scalpers around either.
(Commotion)
Uncle do you have any spare tickets?
NO..
Uncle do you have any spare tickets?
Got tickets?
No. Get lost
Excuse me
You have extra ticket?
No, we don't. - Stupid.
Black?
Do I look a scalper to you?
Hey Surya...
Surya...
(Clicks tongue)
Hey..
What's up dude... Here to watch a flick?
No buddy... Going to the supply store...
To buy chart paper... You?
Came here to watch a flick...
I have bunked my tution class...
- Okay... Bye - Want to come along...
No... Bye
Sure, you don't want to come?
No
Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty...
Tenner for twenty... Hey you, Agneepath?...want to watch?
Tenner for twenty, tenner for twenty...
Queen Of Lust
Brothers...
Messing around is strictly disallowed...
(Shuddering)
Sorry...sorry
(Door knocking)
Alright brothers... the show's over now...
Hey switch on the lights
(Singing movie song)
Hey you, next...come on...
(Humming)
Sorry sir I didn't know what was going on...
Don't know what?
I was misled by the poster...
I thought they were showing a Chota Chetan film
Hey Gaikwad...
He had come to see Chota Chetan film apparently...
How old are you?
Age?
18 running...
- 18 running? - Yes sir
Then I am 19...
Is it okay for you?
Spit out the truth!
Sir I'm 15
What are you saying?
Seems awfully high to me...
Shall we close the deal on 12?
No sir, I have a very innocent looking face
Shut up!
Give me your phone number
- Home phone? - Yes
Sir we don't have a line at home!
Alright your neighbor's then
Our neighbor is out of town
The neighbor's beneath?
Nobody lives there
Astounding...no one lives there?
Yeah no one lives there sir
Alright, give me your address...
What sir?
Address, address..
I will come home... meet your parents...
I beg you sir, My Dad will throw me out of the house
I will come and explain all your educational pursuits in complete detail
They will ban me from the house, and thrash me too
Fine... I will explain them in 3D?
Please, give me one last chance sir
Won't happen again...please
Alright go sit there.
No sir, please
Go sit there..
Think about it no sir...
Sit!
Enough brother...let him go now
This is enough?
For Kids - Its 'Half Ticket'
Oh sir...
Please cut it fully?
Why?
I can't go outside like this sir?
Are you ashamed to go out...
Weren't you ashamed while watching this film?
Please sir... I cannot step out like this...please
Get lost now...
- Sir Please sir... - Out.
Can you make this any hipper?
My good man, get on with the job!
Watching his bald scalp for long is not going to cause hair to sprout magically!
Shaving one's head off because of dandruff problem...
That too without consulting us...
Rather baffling!
Dad! Don't you think after crossing a certain maturity threshold,
We should reserve the right to make critical life decisions ourselves?
Eat.
'Good morning, boys. Please stand up for prayers.'
(PRAYER SONG)
(Calling out)
Just like you
What?
Dandruff treatment
I see...
(Laughs)
You mad? Queen of Lust!!
Ass, if you had warned me before
I wouldn't have gone right! - (Laughs)
Come in.
Stop! Take that cap off
Stupid fellow. - Sorry ma'am.
Was the entire world watching that Queen?
What's up Pintya,
A prey to the Queen?
What?
Meaning, what happened?
Grandpa passed away
Sorry dude
(Laughs)
(Cycle bell rings)
You are hereby named 'Wing Commander'...Wing Co!
Babes are here...Babes are here
"Don't reject me..."
"I am a learner"
"allow me an education"
"In this temple of temptation"
"My gun is already loaded"
"The target too is coded"
"a restive finger on the trigger"
"a restless mind untamed and wild"
"these eyes full of mischief"
"Cooking up antics cheap"
"Oh my 'Lord of Lust"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"Come kill me"
"Yeah babyyyy"
"I am the Lord Of Lust"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"Please kill me"
"Don't be naughty baby"
Hi. I'm Mandar
Mandar Ponkshe
Mandy
I want to be friends with you
Why do you want to be friends with her?
Because...
- (Laughs)
(Laughs)
Stupid
"Don't you rile me so"
"Come lets duel unto death"
"My gun is point 303"
"My motto is Buy one get one free"
You idiot...can't you see
How dare you touch me...pervert
I won't spare you today.
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"kill me please"
"yeah babyyyy"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"please kill me"
Why?
Why do you want to be my friend?
(Laughs)
Because I like you...
And you are beautiful
And so sweet...
And you know the moment I see you...
..bells Starts ringing in my cerebral hemisphere...
(Laughs)
I'm Jigna
Mandy - (Laughs)
(Exuberating)
A gift for you
Thanks...
Did you stay up all night to compile this tape for me?
No, Surya had one, I simply made a copy
But your handwritting is good.
My sister wrote it for me
So what was your contribution?
Did not think about it...
(Laughs)
By the way why didn't you accept my friendship the other day?
Because you did not answer Shweta's question
But the answer was so obvious...
You know girls love to hear the obvious stated...
Never keep things in your heart... say it aloud...
Oh alright...
You know your friend Shweta, I hate her...she's annoying
Feel like slapping her...
Well I said what was in my heart!
(Laughs)
Hungry?
No
Hey tell me...
How to reel in the fish!
Well I too have just learnt it
But you know what...
Never pursue the best amongst them...
In presence of her, always pursue the second best...
Chances of netting the fish are higher
What we need is the same...
Does it matter if we get it from the best or the second best?
What do you say?
Right?
(Whistle blows)
(Phone ringing)
Yeah mom....
I have reached....
What photo?
Yeah sister didn't send any picture... must've forgotten.
Oh my goodness...
so how will you recognize Shobha?
Don't worry...once she lands she will make a call at home...
Tell her that I am next to the coffee shop...
Why will she call?
She does not know you are going to be there to receive her...
No she had already set out when Aparna called us and informed
Mom... your planning is all useless.. I am not going to wait here anymore...
Now how will I recognize her?
How will you recognize her?
Just a second...talk to your Dad
Hello
Yes, dad.
Alright listen Mandar.... I met Shobha before...
She is...quite okay looking...
What do you mean by okay looking?
Tell him she looks like Sriram
She does not look like Sriram...
she looks more like her father...
- Her forehead has the same shape - What forehead?
he's bald
Please stop chatting amongst yourselves...
...and give me the details instead..
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Alright Mandar, Shobha looks exactly like Sriram...
Her nose is the same as him...
and she is quite slim...
She's a double chin...hardly slim!
- Mandar... - Hmmm....
She is slim....
Having a round face...
Has long tresses...
Which has light brown golden in color...
It's artificially colored
Just because you color your hair doesn't mean the world does it too?
I have been coloring my hair for 25 years...
I can make out by just a glance what hair is artificially colored and which is not!
Forget it... I will find her somehow...
Just a second...
What's her surname?
Where do they have surnames...
What? - What is it...
Shobha Narayan?
Natrajan?
What Natrajan...
Leave it...I will find her..bye
There he is...
He has become so 'fair and lovely'...
Didn't recognize him...
What wonder creams do they apply in overseas?
Seriously so 'fair and lovely'
(Laughs)
Hi...Sorry...
It's okay...
Actually I had to change into a dress...hence was delayed...
Why?
What do you think...I wear such dresses to work?
Trupti...
Can we go to a friend's place before we go to the restaurant?
Just for a little while... there's a small party going on...
Won't take long... a quick show of face...
It's okay...not that necessary...it's ok.
Let's go
(Laughs)
"Nine yarder sari is rose colored"
"Misplaced not to be found"
"Nine yarder sari is rose colored"
"Misplaced not to be found"
"Loveofmylife beckoned me via SMS"
"Rush right now to the farmhouse"
"Reading the SMS I wondered aloud"
"How could I go thus to the farmhouse?"
"Come come come come hither"
"Come come come hither girlfriend"
"Shall give a rose colored sari to you"
"Come come come hither girlfriend"
Shall get you a matching blouse too - Stop it.
Wing co..shirt..
No shirt..please...
Wing co..shirt..
"Shall get you a matching blouse too" - (Laughs)
Wing co!
What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind?
(Laughs)
Why didn't you tell me it was their anniversary...
We could have bought a gift
I was about to...
Henceforth let me know..
By the way, this was visible all the time...
Oh shit! - Is it supposed to?
No...I came from office directly and I forgot to carry the black one...
You should have said something.
How could I in front of so many people around?
During hostel days we had a code word...
RSVP
- RSVP? - Yeah
So whenever anyone says RSVP, everyone would adjust their bras...
1Does it even mean anything?
- Next time tore my dress. - No. Sorry.
Your friend is so funny...
So have you thought anything about us?
This is only our second meeting... I don't know
(Message beeps)
(Keyboard clacking)
(Door bell rings)
(Switch clicks)
(Laughs)
Who is it?
Miaooowwww....
(Dog barking)
MAY AAAAAUUUUUU?
(Laughs)
So the hubby's at...a conference?
That's why I called.
Else once you are married why will you even show?
Me and marriage?
Oh really!
Come!
Give me that one.
Man, one I should've told the truth I lied to!
Now I have to act as though I am "pristine pure"!
Give me some.
All this happened because of you!
What did I do?
I asked you to lie?
Next time you meet her speak the truth.
Will you never tell her?
Let her say 'Yes' first and We will see.
Mandar. Please don't start your 'vaasugiri' on her.
No never. Not a chance. Not with her. I've turned a new leaf.
No faith in you.
You don't get it.
Whoever I did this with were all 'party-packs'!
She's a 'family-pack'
Should I give you a family-pack?
No, no give us cones. This flavor. Two.
(Phone ringing)
Hi Baby!
No Baby!
Yeah Baby!
Want to meet again tonight?
Okay, done!
Meeeowwww!
(Laughs)
New leaf?
Well almost..almost a new leaf.
Some withdrawal symptoms
Okay, I emailed you Trupti's picture, did you get that?
Ya..
She looks like Ms. Ferguson.
Who Ms. Ferguson. The one from Pune, with Kshitij?
Ya
Are you crazy?
She was way different.
Sneha Mazgaonkar
Kshitij I am telling you...
...babes would see him in his Army uniform and fall all over him.
Kshitij lets go...
Look that tree there, seems to be withering...
I am in uniform ass...
So run up to my hostel and do it
(Indistinct chatter)
See you. Bye. - Bye.
Bye.
Rickshaw...
(Tires squealing)
Kshitij.. you have so many options
can you set few for me?
Hey Kshitij..
Teach me bro..give me some tips
Kshitij..you are my brother man
(Sobbing)
Yusuf buddy, please don't cry..
You look worse when you shed tears!
(Laughs)
Yes!
Listen...
Go to Rehana
and speak your heart to her....
What he couldn't say in ten years,
My balls he will say now...
In any case she's been hooked!
Like you have told many people...
- At least I try... - Shut up...
Look here Yusuf...
You just saw her talking to a guy right?
He didn't manhandle her right? - (Sobbing)
That means he hadn't held her hand right?
That doesn't mean she's hooked...
Muster the guts and tell her...
Where are you going? You were suppose to leave in the evening right?
I have a meeting..
With Miss Ferguson - No. Someone else.
Yusuf look at this guy and learn...
There's no such thing as love my brother...
What are you smiling about?
You think you are some stud and chicks dig you
(Laughs)
It's your uniform that does it...
Alright let's get him a uniform stitched...
But we will need a lot more cloth for him...
What kind of brothers I have!
Hey...what are you upto?
- Just need to go a little ahead... - Get down I say!
I am in a rush...
- Can't find an autorickshaw...hence... - Get off
Just a little bit further...
Brother, brother... why don't you carry on...
Thank you...
Here...
Change
No, no...
No I insist... Please take it...
A contribution is a contribution...
You come here to swim?
You look like a swimmer...
I mean...healthy and fit!
(Laughs)
I am Mandar Ponkshe
Yourself?
Parul...
Surname?
Kotak...
Parul Kotak. Nice!
Where do you want to get off?
Just look ahead and drive
Don't want a needless accident
But where did you want to get off?
Well actually,
I wanted to meet you...
I want to be friends with you...
(Laughs)
Why?
Now do I have to say that out too Ms. Parul Kotak?
But I really respect you!
What if she had refused... or hit you...
(Blows air)
If she'd hit me... You conclude she's not interested
Prateek you are such a baby...
That was my litmus test bro!
A method behind this madness?
How do you do this?
Very simple dude...
Just smell a woman's needs
Inhale...the scents.
(Sniffles)
Freaking Vaasu (one who sniffs)
Sir you're the God of scents... VAASUDEV!
Are you a big fan of Samantha Fox?
Not of her singing though.
Just her, her fitness!
(Laughs)
What's that, there on your neck?
A birthmark?
Don't know
It's a mole. Yes.
I have one too, right here.
One here as well.
They say those with a mole over their hearts are
free spirited.
Very open minded.
Very liberated.
(Laughs)
You seem to be very free
and liberated too....
so do you also have a mole over your heart?
What?
Mole over your heart?
Here?
Yeah.
No I don't know. I don't know!
Shall we check?
Now?
Yeah.
Let's check right?
No, let's not.
Please check?
Someone might come...
No, no. People have lab work, so no one will come!
(Door knocking) - "I can't stay, I can't stay"
"I can't stay farnished." - Open the door, what are you doing?
"Arrows find mark, by aim or fluke" - (Door knocking) Ponkshe!
"I can't stay, I can't stay" - Where's the girl? Where's the girl?
"I can't stay farnished."
Dad, I need 2500 bucks...
Need to buy a log table...
No don't need a chair just the table.
"No beauty, nor a nympy"
"No expensive meals."
"Nor soft mattresses."
"Not barbecued meat."
"For an empty plate, anything goes."
"Right, for an empty plate, anything goes."
"Whether stale bread or table salt"
"Pinch of,
pinch of salt will do too!"
(Music playing)
"Someone else's discard"
"Will be a party for beggars"
"No major demands made"
"By the crowd of naked and empty"
"Just about anything will do A taste is what the body needs"
"Will fool the mind A taste of food is needed"
"However thin be the gruel Thicken it with bread crumbs"
"Little."
"a bit"
"However thin be the gruel Thicken it with bread crumbs"
"Whether stale bread or table salt"
"Pinch of,
pinch of salt will do too!"
(Music playing)
"Rule of thumb is simple bro"
"Low expectations, high intentions"
"A night unspent on an empty stomach"
"Boiled rice, steamed veggies"
"Wee bit of sour curd"
"Mix in a dash of pickle"
"No regrets"
"Whether stale bread or table salt"
"pinch of salt will do too!"
(Music playing)
(Clouds rumbling)
(Rattling)
No guys, I am going.
I am going to beat the crap out of her father...
Don't get into this dumb social service.
You don't even know her dude...
Anju is Nilima's friend..
Today Nilima had come with Anju's brother...
You know her too...
Who is this chick?
You never introduce us properly...
You always wave goodbye from afar...
Alright, the one who was there today
What the hell...how can a father force himself on his own daughter?
What!? He rapes her?
Mother fucker!
I am going to beat him so...
He won't dare touch anyone in the future..
Why don't we go to the police?
He's influential...
Which is why he's getting away with this shit!
Guys.. Do you want to come along?
else I will handle it myself.
I don't think this is right...
What Mandar?
Let's go guys... Let's scrunch his balls a bit...
Let's Bobbit him!
Let's go!
What? Now?
Now
But we are...
Alright you guys continue playing, I'm going...
Hey Kshitij...
Wait a minute..I am coming...
Hey come along..
Wait...
Kshitij enough bro...let's go...
Shut up...else you will get one too...
How dare you assault your own daughter, Bastard! - (Groans)
You...
Listen carefully to what I say.. Look here and listen...
If you don't pay heed to what I have said,
I will insert molten rods into your body...
Small your eyeballs...
If you ever look at her again...
I shall strip you nude and whip you...fucker
(Groans)
Do you understand..I'll whip you...
Since when he's been singing Anju tune...
Hasn't brought anyone else around either...
Love...
What kind of love is this?
Not with Nilima...
Not with Miss Ferguson...
And not with all those sexy chicks he would bring around...
Instead Anju!
Love is blind Mandar
Here love is color blind!
Fasciss...racist...
Have you seen her dude...
She is not even wheat...she is dark!
- So what's the problem? - You are blind
Can't one fall in love with dark people?
Bloddy rascal!
(Scooter kick start sound)
Hey Jyotsna...
Jyotsna
On your way back, can you get the balm please?
What do you do all the time sitting outside? Get in.
(Phone ringing)
Hello
Looks like you returned early from jogging.
Who's it?
How come you didn't recognize my voice?
Who's this?
Jyo..t...sna..?
(Phone hang up tone)
(Phone ringing)
Hello...
Hello...is Mr. Patil home?
Wrong...wrong number.
(Alarm ringing)
(Phone ringing)
Hello...
Why did you disconnect the phone yesterday?
I need to meet you...
So come along...
you know where I live...
Leave the door open...
(Door creaks)
Why so long? You live so near...
Look all this was a joke...
Enough now...
Understand...
Don't let your imagination go wild...
You came here to inform me this?
Yes
And don't call me in future..
Where had I called
You'd called right?
Let's keep it going... what's the problem?
Alright...
I'll call my husband...
The two of you can discuss And decide what needs to be done...
Alright. Call your husband...
I will discuss with him...
Look you want to end it, let's do so...
But let's end it on a happy note...
Give me a kiss...
Just a kiss and then we are done...
Just one kiss...
(Phone ringing)
Hello...
"Hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
is best kept"
"hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
"is best kept"
"Forbidden fruit"
"quietly heist"
"its tanginess" - When are you coming?
"slowly unpacked"
"Forbidden fruit"
"quietly heist" - Hello.
"its tanginess" - You don't want to meet me?
"easily relished."
"hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
"is best kept"
"That which is right, to the winds thrown"
"We drench in the rains, of the wrong"
"Swing to the tunes of frolic 'n fun"
"Entangled in the conspiracies of heart"
"Within the bubble of bounds"
"Heart-beats play a game of ping-pong"
"And carry on with this state of being"
"hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
"is best kept"
"hush-hush"
Hello, Jyotsna. - "under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
"is best kept"
(Music playing)
Who are you? - Mom, he is staying in this society.
(Shooting)
"Like a cat drinking milk of a saucer"
"Relished that which wasn't ours," - (Shooting)
"Held by a string of relationships"
"Hid away in the glow of the moment." - Uncle!
"When the eyes signaled in a glance."
"We pretended a make-do romance."
"As a matter of pretense So be it heartburn to others"
"hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
"is best kept"
"hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
"is best kept"
It looks great on me right?
When Deepak had bought me the first saaree... It was very bad
But that time we were new lovers...
Did not want to break his heart I said it was great...
Then he continued to buy bad saaris...
And I kept wearing them...
He doesn't buy anymore...
And now when I buy, they are as bad...
But frankly speaking this is nice...
Such a beautiful saari...
What if Deepak finds out?
What if he kicks me out of the house?
You will marry me right...
Come here...
You'll marry me, wont you?
We won't get caught!
(Door bell rings)
(Stuttering) Wwww...what?
(Stuttering) Yyy...you have ccc come to meet JyJy Jyotsna?
No I had brought comics for Akshay.
Cococococo...... (Stuttering)
Comics...
You lend comics for what Fa..fa..favors? (Stuttering)
No these are for Akshay
(Stuttering) Do I..look an arse... arse...hole to you?
Let's go to your college, now!
(Stuttering) Lets meet your principal...
Let me take your home address
and call your parents here...
(Stuttering) Sososorry...sir PlPlease...
No, let's go...
Where the fuck are you running off to?
Sorry sir...
(Stuttering) Don't you have the balls?
(Door bell rings)
Why didn't you warn me yesterday?
I wouldn't have come over...
Fuck the slipper! How did he even come to know?
Stop calling me
And ask the others with whom you've shared my number
Wait a minute...
I have not given anyone your number...
Please listen to me...
What's my fault in this?
Jyotsna lets think about this...
Together let's resolve it...
You ran away... where can I run to?
Should I sign here?
Congrats...
Mandar...
- Congrats - Thanks...
You make mistakes while others suffer
Makes no sense!
Do you know what my mistake is?
I couldn't keep it under the wraps.
You've an answer for everything
First you ran away from the apartment
next from the city...
What about that lady?
Her husband would have divorced her by now...
Didn't they have a kid too?
(Thud)
Hello Parul,
Please listen to me...
please for a second only...
I want to talk about something else...
Parul please...
don't hang up...Parul...
Hey bro...
It's not a race... Just follow her
- I suggest if you walk, it's simpler! - Just slow down
(Call bell dings)
Take this to table number 5.
I was thinking...
I've morning college...
If I join something part time...
I'll gain some experience...
that will help me in...
Hi
Excuse me?
This is Mandar...
Hi I'm Alok.
Has she told you about us?
In detail?
About the hostel...
Why I was thrown out?
It's an interesting story...
Parul...He should know right?
I would really love to know but...
You go down, I will join you.
What are you doing Mandar?
Why are you doing this?
I had loved you
wanted to marry you.
Now I love Alok and will get married to him.
You will marry him?
Grow up Mandar....
"My carefree friends,"
"This game is a strange one,"
"A fairground of Yeas and Nays!"
"A bitter-sweet fruit could go,"
"By the name of Savita, Sunita or Bela!"
"Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love"
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
"Actually"
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
"Getting to agree is love enough"
"Actually"
"Getting although to agree is love enough"
"While falling in love is a habit for me"
Yusuf...
Yusuf...enough is enough...
Enough of Rehana...
She is married now...
Start a new life Yusuf...
"Never glanced from her car mount,"
"Lest there be manifold accidents."
"A vagrant life is my style"
You're no longer Shabnam...
You are Rehana.
Why? You want to marry me?
Yes
"A vagrant life is my style"
"A vagabond existence is mine"
"I fall for thy beauty my love"
"I have a fear that"
"I fear that It might be heartbroken" - (Coughs)
"Loving is the truant I play"
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
"Actually"
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
"Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love"
"Sincerely"
"Thine fleeting smile is an expression of love"
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
"Honestly" - (Call bell rings)
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts" - (Call bell rings)
"Yours faithfully"
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
- (Camera clicks)
"Though I am addicted to stealing hearts"
(Laughs)
Take a look. (Laughs) - Rascal.
(Door bell rings)
(Blows air)
Where were you?
We left so many messages on your pager.
Oh I wasn't near the phone...
(Crying) - Were you crying Mom?
Our Kshitij is no more
(Sobbing)
In Kashmir...
(Sobbing)
"Of bushy thick milk moustaches"
"crisscrossed battle-lines, of pissing matches"
"those irritable pimple scratches"
"It was a childhood with its blemishes"
"those irritable pimple scratches"
'It was a childhood with its blemishes'
"There weren't any carousels of memories"
"No pesky dreams to plague"
"We were gentlemen kings of our destiny"
"For every zig of yours"
(Sobbing)
"I had my very own zag"
(Baby crying) - I'll go and check.
"Time fluttered an un-still pigeon"
"On the sill of a clock-less window"
"those irritable pimple scratches"
'It was a childhood with its blemishes' - (Sobbing)
(Sobbing) - "Tried hard to be you,"
"Pin you to my pocket strings,"
"Merrily you blew at me raspberries."
"Kept always out of reach."
(Sobbing)
"Of cigarette puffs by terraces."
"A childhood of sassy aches."
(Message tone)
Hi this is Trupti sorry I can't take your call right now.
Please leave a message and I will get back to you. Thank you.
(Phone ringing)
You said yes for the marriage and that too so early?
I liked you...hence...
In two days you found everything nice on me?
Yeah, plentiful.
Such as?
Such as.....
You can drive and I can't
So?
So we can go office together back and forth from work
Why do you need a wife, just hire a driver!
I don't have a car...
So you need that too?
See another plus point... you have a car
But seriously you know, this arranged marriage stuff is beyond me
Since my sister insisted I agreed....
but I don't feel I am cut out for it....
Oh no pressure at all.. we will keep meeting...take your time...
It's not that Mandar...I have had relationships since school...
big and small both and now suddenly this arranged marriage...
I can't come to terms with it...
Please don't wait for me... better find someone else...
Brother, I need to get this kurta altered...
and the pants I gave you the other day...
I have the receipt...
Yeah...I am here to collect those...
It Will take 10 minutes
Speed it up please
Were you engaged to Chax?
No...there was this guy Neerav...
So why weren't you able to tell that girl?
Which girl?
The one from your school?
Oh...that...fear of rejection...
That's the problem with people like you...
So what type of girls do you like?
"Which type?"
3 o clock....
3 o clock?
Imagine a clock.... 3 o clock....
No... you cannot stare directly like that...
So how am I supposed to look?
Check her out like this....
Like this?
Too thin for me....
10.30
It's not a digital clock! 10 or 11?
There one at 10 and another at 11
If you bisect the two then there's the one!
Wow...wow!!
So, you can stare directly at her?
Yeah.... I am a girl... I can see other girls...
She is good looking...
appears unmarried too...
Go talk to her...
No, no!!
Go on, talk to her
What will happen... at most she may rough you up!
I've no intention of being roughed up in broad daylight
But think...the fear of rejection will be gone forever...
Never keep things in your hearts... say it aloud...
Go now...
Go...
- Should I try? - Yeah!
Okay, I am going to give it a shot.
(Chuckles)
Go...
(Clears throat)
Brother, can you give me a 34-D
Wha....?
Quickly....
Leave that... give me the blue one
(Clicks tongue)
Sir...your hand... you're squeezing it!
What's there to squeeze?
Please don't keep it.
Sorry.
(Laughs)
You opened an entire shop of RSVP!
(Laughs)
Trupti...
Don't just reject me outright please...
Let's meet for some more time...
Give us another chance....
Shall we meet on the weekend?
No, this weekend I am going to Pune...
- So I'll hop along... - Absolutely no
I am going to meet my parents
Can you please hurry up?
Pune is such a sweet place... so I thought...
You may view me differently there...
and say yes, perhaps?
Absolutely not...
Have you been to Pune before?
Of course...Did my engineering there... Great place
Oh shit!
(Laughs)
(Train horn blaring)
Stop here. - (Brakes squeal)
How much? - 60 rupees.
Hey just follow that car
(Brakes squeal)
Look here...there she is...
- What are you buying? - Bitter gourd.
Please we don't want it.
Take something else.
Then what should I buy? Should I buy this?
What do you want?
Take something else. - (Laughs)
Hi Sir Dara...
Store Manager...
You need a basket sir...
No
Sir how do you begin your day with?
I mean cereals, cornflakes, oatmeal?
I have puffed rice!
Have a good day sir
- Trolley sir? - No.
Hey Trupti!
How come you are in Pune?
Hi!
I had come here to meet my parents...
Mom this is Mandar...
Dad...
You know Dipti's friend in Texas....
Her brother...
Who I had gone to meet...
Oh okay... This is the boy...
Shall we have a cup of tea?
I had only seen your photo
hence did not recognize you.
Are you here for some work?
Yeah... I had to take care of some business.
I will be right back.
(Warning alarm rings)
Excuse me...
- Excuse me sir... Hold it... - Yes
I think you forgot to pay for something?
No I didn't buy anything
Are you sure?
Yes I'm sure...
Can I check your pockets?
I will be right back.
No sir...I saw you picking it up...
I must've accidentally picked it up.
Mistake?
I have had an eye on you for a while now...
If I wanted to shop lift...
I would've picked something better?
All thieves say the same thing sir.
Shop lifting is a criminal offence.
Oh no...
Sir..actually...
He's with us...
and my parents are here...
There...
They are paying for it...
I think this is just a confusion...
So would you like to buy it?
No, no...you keep it.
Sure? - Sure Sure
Thank you sir.
Thanks Ma'am - Thank you.
You...condom?
When your dad saw me
I became nervous and picked something up
And while shaking his hand...
I stuffed it into my pocket... - (Laughs)
Why have you come to Pune?
To tell you what's in my heart.
What's in your heart?
You're the one who told me,
not to keep anything in my heart
Instead, say it aloud
So?
I want to marry you
But you'd already told me this
Yeah..actually true, I had.
So now back to Mumbai?
Did you just arrive?
Okay stay back...
Tomorrow we will go back together...
"My eyes are befuddled,"
"Unread remain your raven two,"
"Innocently illiterate they are,"
"Mischief needs taught,"
"Dimwit, unwilling are they,"
"Point them love signals"
"Eyes have to meet,"
"Let them unite love,"
"Volumes to unravel"
"Let them decipher love!"
"Eyes have to meet,"
"Let them unite love,"
"Volumes to unravel"
"Let them decipher love!"
(Music playing)
"When your eyelids go aflutter,"
"Like pages in a book of longing,"
"Scribed in your gaze,"
"I sense the footfalls of syllables."
"Let me comprehend each one."
"Let the tongue giddy with love."
"The mischief of glances,"
"Let it get multiply unmeasured."
"Grab if it is must,"
"the peace!"
"Eyes have to meet,"
"Let them unite love,"
"Volumes to unravel"
"Let them decipher love!"
"Now that I've read your look,"
"I know my ignorance,"
"The heart acknowledges its beat,"
"Was an unknown presence,"
"Finally there's peace of mind,"
"Now that you are found,"
"Lost in your gaze,"
"The heart is unfound,"
"This for dreams,"
"a resting ground."
Mandar is done.
When will you get married?
After you are a senior citizen?
Trupti's sister lives right next door from Aparna in Texas....
so both of them can only come in June for the wedding...
Hence the date's been fixed for three months later.
Make sure you wear the traditional saree for marriage
Anju...
Prathamesh is an exact "jhorax" copy of Kshitij
Mom showed me his childhood photos...
He does resemble Kshitij
Thank god only the faces resemble.
C'mon show some strength... Don't you drink milk?
A tiger does not drink milk...
Dunce...a tiger does not eat grass,
It does drink milk... which is why its strong...Cmon!
(Grunts)
Let's show him our strength Prathamesh...
Yeah!
Cheater Cheater....
Prathamesh seems such a quiet child.
On the other hand Kshitij used to be such a terror...
This guy is no saint either
Really!
Hey you take so much time...
Look at me I wore it in a jiffy
I too wear my sandals in a jiffy!
Alright I will take your leave...
All of you please visit us in Pune
Alright...
Trupti please bring them all... - Ok.
Shall we...
Do you want to pee?
Sure? Else you will go and do it outside.
Let it be Anju...
This child is completely crazy...
He always wants to pee outside
Never in the toilet...
Shall we?
"I conspired, it was time,"
"Of my digits, shaped a gun,"
"Cocked an eye, took aim,"
"A bullet was shot,"
"Over you buckled,"
"Kissing earthy dust,"
"Held your breath,"
"As everyone aplauded."
Kshitij too never peed in a toilet,
....always went underneath a tree
Saying the trees are dry.
(Crying) - "That was a game you nitwit,"
"That was playacting you dimwit,"
"Quitter of the longer race," - (Sobbing)
"That is cheating,"
"A complete rip-off, you wretch...."
(Sobbing)
What Ponkshe, dude!
Left us out from the engagement,
You are calling us in the wedding?
Tell me what'll be my gift. All depends on it!
(Phone ringing)
Grinch!
(Phone ringing)
(Message tone)
Please sir... I will be out in 2 minutes...
I can't let you inside...
Her flight landed at 10 pm...
It's 1 am now...
Sir this is a matter of security
Sir I understand it's a matter of security.
But this is serious...
She is an old lady...
Just 2 minutes sir...
It's her first time in the city...
If for some reason she is held up inside,
Other complications may arise...
Please try and understand...
Alright...
Do one thing
Go until that point
That's our security guard
Collecting exit passes...
Ask him for those
And check all the exit passes...
you will come to know who exited
You can check if your Aunt has arrived or not.
I am done sir. Thank you.
Shobha...
Isn't she the same one...
Divorcee...
Who's been having a roaring affair?
She has a round face...
Has Light brown golden colored hair...
Thank you sir... She has exited
One coffee, please.
Hi...
You have been waiting for long
Have you arrived or departing?
I have arrived....
Are you waiting for someone?
No
Yeah... actually I have a flight tomorrow...
Tomorrow?
You'll be here all night long?
Aren't you uncomfortable?
Ya...but...it's okay.
You should check into a hotel...
Actually there is one hotel near my house.
It's very comfortable...
I can drop you there...
You can check in there...
But weren't you here to pick someone up?
No...
I saw you outside...
I come to the airport to kill time...
That was a joke...
Yeah I had come to pick someone up.
But there was a miscommunication...
So now I'm headed back home.
By the way I'm Chax....
Chax?
Chakravarty
Oh South Indian?
No..No.. From Western India...
Chakravarty....Randive
From Western India?
And Chakravarty?
Never heard before...!
Yeah it's a first time I have kept.
My dad was a huge Mithun Chakravarty fan (Film star)
Hence it is Chakravarty
But then it should have been Mithun?
Well my dad's name is Mithun...
So if he had named me Mithun then...
I would've been Mithun Mithun Randive. A bit weird right?
So to avoid confusion i was named Chax.
Chax
Hey Chax...
This is...
Mandar - Mandar...Trupti's fiance'...
And this is the great Chax.
Good choice Trupti.
(Playing guitar)
"You and I, remember the days."
"You and I, remember the ways."
"Do you remember walking in the rain?"
Yes, madam.
(Phone ringing)
What is Chax's name?
Chakravarty
That Chax.... does he work with you?
No he used to...
Now he runs his own languages agency...
You did not invite him to the engagement?
No
Is there any problem?
Chax is back in my life
Means?
Weren't you engaged to someone else...
Yeah
After engagement got broke I came to Mumbai...
Chax used to work here...
We fell in love
It was great for me...
We lived in for two years.
Why didn't you marry him?
He doesn't want marriage & children.
I knew this yet I lived in with him...
But I want to have babies...
Now he wants to marry you?
Look Trupti...
There is no stress okay...
If you even have a little bit of doubt about us...then
We are only engaged...
It's not that easy...
It's so confusing...
What a timing...
He's behind me now...
He calls me every day...
Meets me each day...
Pestering me to get back
Should I talk to him?
No thank you....
He's my friend
And I will handle him.
Meoww
(Dog barking)
Meoww
(Dog barking)
Meowwwww
(Dog barking)
You had shifted to Pune right?
I resigned
You got married?
What is that?
It's religious
Come
I fucked up because of Chax stress!
She told me everything about their relationship,
Did I leave her? I accepted her as she is.
But if I tell her about me then...
She will run away with Chax...
Then what?
So leave her...
Don't do her a favor
I can't...
Why not?
Don't ask me bullshit questions
Because I don't want to...okay!
So then be happy....
You mess up everything..
That's right...
I am going to tell her everything.... The entire truth
That I am Vaasu (sex maniac)
...used to be!
Still I am.
But that needs honesty...
If you are, you don't have to say
But you don't have the balls!
You are dishonest.
Come to terms with it now!
Razzmatazzy right?
It's very nice...must be pricey right?
150-200 per card, right?
I'm finally marrying has driven Mom-Dad insane...
they're spending money like lunatics!...
Weren't you going to show me something?
Oh yeah, nothing much, just a... - (Phone ringing)
Ya...
No, no, no..ask him to wait there... I'll come...yeah thank you.
Why are we having this discussion again?
Look I know why you want to marry him...
You don't want to break his heart.
It's not that!
Then why are you doing it?
Do you love him?
If you don't love him then Why are you doing it?
It's an arranged marriage Chax...
love will happen.
It happened with my Mom-Dad...
likely it did to yours too...
I don't know.
(Clears throat)
And I like him.
He's a very nice guy.
What if he isn't?
(Sighs)
You wanted to show me something?
Oh just a sample...
simple, plain.
No its really nice.
Actually I would've preferred something like this.
Bit more simple.
But our cards are out to guests already.
I will get on with the printing and distribution of these too.
We should be getting married right?
I mean...
Knowing all that you do about me,
"pristine pure" ones as you, tend to get stressed
and run away from the altar...
Trupti, can I say something?
I am not really that "pristine pure"...
I am Vaasu
Vaasu?
As in player?
Since when?
Since school...
college days...
College?
Wow!
What's your score?
Fifty Shades Of Grey?
Lesser?
Count of girls or...
number of scores?
(Laughs)
You're a professional, yeah?
You have crossed 100 percent right?
Not out?
Fantastic man!
You don't have a problem with this?
Never!
Mandar...
Mandar, the problem is solving itself.
Do you have an issue with an open marriage?
Open marriage?
Mandar imagine.
Imagine after the wedding...
We are going to a party.
Going in we will be two...
The time we come out...
We will be...
Four!
Means a Victor for you and a Victoria for me?
(Laughs)
How's the concept?
It's a mindblowing concept!
Means our inning is never done?
Unvanquished forever?
Its superb!
In any case I was going to cut you loose.
Now I can do it guilt-free!
What?
I am marrying Chax.
I will not marry you!
Mandar you were to going to say something right?
Mandar...
Want to get married or not?
Yes I want to, I want to!
Trupti, past is past.
Let it go, makes no difference.
Can I have your Photo id please?
Passport will do?
Yeah Ma'am.
Here.
You can go up.. I'll scan this and send it over
This is your room key.
Thank you
(Door closes)
- Leave it here - Okay...
- Thank you - Oh its nothing
- Water? - Yeah
No thanks...
What are you searching for?
The coffee maker
You want some coffee?
Yeah it will be nice
Okay! I will order it then
Yeah...
Can I have one coffee please?
Yeah thank you.
On its way
You won't drink coffee?
No I am very tired...
Neck pain?
Yeah...18 hours flight you know... sitting down mostly...
I can give you a neck massage
No No...it's okay. - (Door bell rings)
Yes come in... - (Door opens)
Ma'am your passport
Thank you
I will make the coffee
You should never ignore neck pain...
I have magic in my hands... you will get instant relief.
Hey I said its okay...
Sorry about that.
(Phone ringing)
Hello...
Yes...Oh yes hello uncle... How are you?
Oh...really..sorry I did not know... I've checked into a hotel...
Oh you shouldn't take the trouble...it's so late...
I'm at Hotel Ramee Grand... Room no 601
Thank you
Chax...Can you finish the coffee quick?
Someone's coming to pick me up
(Phone ringing)
Hello
Yes Dad
Shobha is staying at the Ramee Grand Hotel
What?
Mandar, that Shobha went from the airport directly to a hotel
Which hotel?
Ramee Grand...why don't you do one thing... go there and bring her home.
Yeah okay, let me see
Aparna was calling her Shobha 'NT'
Aunty
Okay then bye
(Door closed)
(Door knocking)
Did you forget something?
No.
Shobha, I am here to pick you up.
Mandar?
So Chax?
You are getting married right?
I am not coming with you
Shobha...
Shobha please come with me... - (Door knocking)
What will I tell to Mom and Dad? (Door knocking)
Shobha...
Can I buy you a drink?
Hey uncle why don't you find an aunty to buy a drink?
What are you doing?
Are you crazy... I said sorry right?
(Slaps)
What are you doing Mandar?
Guys like you should never get married.
You ran away... where can I run to?
Guys like me shouldn't get marry?
Kshitij was like me actually he was my guru...
And yet he got married Didn't he?
You never really understood Kshitij...
The day you'll find true love
Is when you will understand.
(Sobbing)
(Phone ringing)
Yes Dad...
Did you meet her?
Hello...hello... - Mandar!
There was so much fun in doing this earlier...
But it's enough now...
I have been running through my whole life...
Vaasu is having a conscience and had attacked now...
and feeling guilty
I don't want to remain Vaasu all my life...
I want to change...
I am going to confess everything to her.
(Panting)
Hey Mandar...
Wait buddy...
If you want to confess then confess tomorrow...
Are you planning on running all the way to her house?
Hey!
(Panting)
Hey!
- How much? - 75 rupees.
Here.
Mandar wait...
wait...
Mandar this is crazy...okay.
I have always done crazy things in my life...
This is sheer madness
Yusuf...
For the first time in my life, I'm daring to do the right thing...so let me do it!
What kind of a Daring?
You...you want to do something daring, right?
Then do it...
You want to confess to her, right?
So do it. But when you are normal...not now!
Confess when you are sober...okay?
I am with you... Let's go.
Let's go...
You are right...
I am going to wait here until I am sober...
You go home...
You are behaving like a stupid, immature teenager...
Actually even when you were a teenager you weren't this stupid...
Mandar...
Don't be impulsive else she'll leave you.
You want to get married right?
So tell her after marriage... finish!
(Door bell rings)
You have come from the airport?
Are you drunk?
He's incredibly depressed on account of our wedding...
He got drunk yesterday and bothered me alot...
Please don't misunderstand... I'm sorry
- I will make him awake... - No No it's okay......
He looks dead in any case...
And you need not be apologetic
I don't deserve that...
In any case I am not here on account of you or Chax...
Trupti...
I am Vaasu...
(Coughs)
Means...
People like me are called Vassu...you know?
I am a....
I am sorry about the language...
but I don't know how to describe myself...
(Coughs)
The urge to fuck is intolerable..
I feel like doing it all the time...
And I do!
Hey...
You look to be from a decent household...
you shouldn't be laying drunk on the roads...
Go home now...
to your wife and kids.
Sorry sir...
Go home...
Today's generation!
What are you saying man?
You told her everything...
What did she say?
What happened?
Trupti I am really sorry
that I did not tell you all this earlier...
But I had my reasons...
Are you a Sex Addict?
No, no, no addiction,
It's...
...just a habit...you know.
After our engagement...
Have you...with anyone...
Once...
You're still here?
You have no shame?
What happened?
Get out.
Get out of my house!
What the Hell!!!
The wedding cards have gone out
Let me talk to her....
- Let me talk with her - Or so I thought
What?
It slipped out from my hand...
No you leave it...
Trupti I don't deserve you...
You should get married to Chax...
At least he was honest with you...
and both of you love each other...
I know my heart will be broken badly but...
I deserve it...
(Crying)
Yes, you should marry Chax.
Do you know why I broke up with Chax?
I got pregnant...
I thought he will marry me After getting this news.
Instead he said...
it was my fault
and I should get it aborted.
And I wasn't such a strong woman
that I could be a single mother...
so I killed the baby!
(Crying)
How can I marry a man...
who wasn't with me when I needed him the most?
I went to the clinic all alone...
(Crying)
I think...
I thinks it's a good thing you told me everything...
It's not easy...
You could have hide it...
or I would have found out after we were married...
And that would have been worse
Aren't you relieved?
Whether its arranged
or love marriage
What difference does it make?
It all boils down to the same thing...
Trust.
You know it's a good thing
We will be starting with a clean slate.
And then why won't it work?
I love you...
Trupti I really love you...
I love you too....
Mandar...
Will you shave this beard?
I thought you like it?
No.
Okay.
Mandar...
One more thing...
and this is for both of us...
Get your HIV test done.
No even I have got it done...
See earlier you were pristine pure
So I had not asked for it...
In arranged marriages we need to do all this...
Agreed, one has to.
(Clears throat)
You know each other right?
Did she tell you everything about me?
In detail about us?
What is there to tell?
Our past
So you tell me about it
She may hasn't told you?
You tell me... I'm here no now
Chill babes...chill
I'm not your babes okay...
Don't you dare call me babes...
Who is he? You tell me...
- Why are you hiding behind me? - You know anger leads to heart attack...
Are you a doctor?
Tell me 5 symptoms of a heart attack
What happens first?
This is one symptom
Shut up guys...
Who is this guy..what is this guys? Where did you find him?
You think he's cool?
You think you are bloody cool
Because of your goatee and your bald head
You're not cool... Okay you're not cool...
Are you insane?
Why did you needle him?
Well I thought
he would say something like this and I would beat him up.
(Clears throat)
You know each other right?
Sorry guys..
I have been acting like a jerk lately...
Trupti can I have an Antacid?
And a dispirin for me?
(Laughs)
What are you going to say to Uncle-Aunty about Shobha?
What if she says something?
(Sighs)
She won't say...
I have fourteen solid years of experience in such matters...
She won't say..
If by chance she does?
At the most I will lose some face with mom-dad...
but I am still getting married...
(Laughs)
Mandar!
Are you frustrated? Disheartened?
Are you nervous to talk to girls?
'Hunterrr Sutra' will free you from all these troubles.
"Don't reject me..."
"I am a learner"
"allow me an education"
"In this temple of temptation"
"My gun is already loaded"
"The target too is coded"
"a restive finger on the trigger"
"a restless mind untamed and wild"
"these eyes full of mischief"
"Cooking up antics cheap"
"Oh my 'Lord of Lust"
"You troubled the heart, you tempted the body"
"What did you make me do?"
"You troubled the heart, you tempted the body"
"You left a blot on my dignity"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"Come on kill me"
"Yeah babyyyy"
"I am the Lord Of Lust"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"Please kill me"
"Don't be naughty baby"
"Don't you rile me so"
"Come lets duel unto death"
"My gun is point 303"
"My motto is Buy one get one free"
"This is the Hunter's lullaby, sung by all fair ladies"
"I am the Lord Of Lust"
"You troubled the heart, you tempted the body"
"What did you make me do?"
"You troubled the heart, you tempted the body"
"You left a blot on my dignity"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"Kill me, please"
"Yeah babyyyy"
"Ponkshe HUNTERRRR 303"
"Please kill me"
"Hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
is best kept"
"Hush-hush"
"under the wraps"
"this affair of ours"
is best kept"
"Forbidden fruit"
"quietly heist"
"its tanginess"
"slowly unpacked"