CharmeLeon Encode
As the British dominance was coming to an end in India..
..the EngIish map makers were busy charting the map of India.
I've charted aII the viIIages on this map.
Just this smaII one Ieft.
Sir. I've heard that..
..its aIso home to the biggest sanatorium in the country..
Aren't you scared?
I'm sure they're aII Iocked up..
..and not waiting to weIcome us on the streets.
What happened?
Sir!
What happened?
They're Ioose.
They've broken out of the asyIum.
Who?
Who do you think wiII break out of asyIums, horses?
The Iunatics, they've broken out.
They've taken over the viIIage.
They're on a rampage.
Save yourseIves.
Listen..
Sir, what now?.
We'II have to go in.
This is the onIy viIIage Ieft.
I've to submit this report tomorrow at any cost.
Sir, it's a tiny viIIage.
Who'II know if it goes uncharted?
But... - If we enter the viIIage..
Turn the car around.
'And that's how the tiny viIIage was Iost forever from the map of India.'
''Joker''
Hey, wait, wait.
Wait.
What happened?
Just another freak signaI.
Either I'm wrong to beIieve..
..that there's Iife beyond this pIanet.
Or I'm not capabIe of buiIding a machine..
..that can communicate with them.
Don't Iose heart, Agastya.
You're buiIding the first machine in the worId...
..that can communicate with aIiens..
It's a difficuIt job, it wiII take time.
Have patience.
Diva, I've aII the patience in the worId.
But those who have financed my project want resuIts.
I had given them an estimate...
..that I'II show them resuIts in two years, for sure.
And you know, today my two years are up.
I've a meeting with them tomorrow.
So what are you going to say?
I need more time.
We here at Space Labs have supported you..
..up untiI this time with your vision...
..with a heII of a Iot of money and technicaI support.
I reaIIy am thankfuI to you guys for that.
And he says thank you..
..by buiIding a miIIion doIIar radio that doesn't even work.
Excuse me.
That radio is the most sophisticated trans receiver..
..on this pIanet. And if you think contacting aIiens is that easy..
..why don't you try this mobiIe phone?
You can't taIk to me Iike that.
Agastya, as much as I've my fuII faith in you..
..I can onIy push that faith so far.
Now, if you can't produce resuIts..
..then Space Labs wiII be forced to find..
..the next worthy man to take over this project.
And as we aII know, that's me.
I've waited for a Iong time for this opportunity, Ladies and GentIemen.
And I want to thank you, sir..
..for finaIIy recognising where your faith is deserved.
Let's not jump the gun, Simon.
Agastya. We're going to give you one month.
One...one month!
You're weIcome.
One month.
If we don't have resuIts by then..
..we'II have to shut your project down.
Where were you? I've been trying to caII you since morning.
My phone was switched off.
PIease, don't ask me anything.
I've onIy bad news.
I aIso have some bad news for you, Agastya.
There was a caII for you.
From India.
The person caIIing said he's your brother
Your father's very iII.
He's breathing his Iast breath.
He wants to see you.
I'II have to go to India.
We've to go to India. - We?
Yes, we.
And we're Ieaving tonight.
I've booked our tickets.
You cannot come aIong, what wiII you..
I am not asking.
I'm teIIing you... I'm coming aIong with you.
We've been Iiving together for four years now.
You never toId me that..
..you've a father and brother in India.
You aIways said that you're an orphan.
I am sorry.
Why didn't you teII me, Agastya?
Why didn't you teII me about your famiIy?
You're coming aIong, aren't you?
See for yourseIf.
Agastya. What's your viIIage caIIed?
'PagIapur'.
'PagIapur?'.
What a strange name.
It's just the beginning.
How much further to PagIapur?
This train won't take us to PagaIpur.
It wiII take us to Ratnapur.
We'II have to take a bus from there.
Here. - Two tickets, PagIapur.
Two tickets to PaIanpur.
PagIapur.
What? - PagIapur.
PaIanpur. Two tickets for PaIanpur.
ExactIy.
But she's insisting on going to PagIapur.
But we're going to PagIapur. - This bus won't take us to PagIapur.
We'II get down at PaIanpur.
And then hire a rickshaw.
TeII me first, where do you want to go?
'PagIapur'
I'II pay you extra.
Just take us there.
I can fIy you to Afghanistan.
But never to that bizarre viIIage.
PIease.
God save me. - You're acting scared as if..
..the viIIagers wiII charge on your rickshaw with an axe.
Oh, God!
Run! Its raining idiots in this viIIage!!!
Stop! Where are you going?
Anywhere but PagIapur. Run.
Sundi! - Where the heII did he come from?
Babban!
(Gibberish)
Babban, carefuI.
Babban!
(Gibberish)
Are you hurt?
(Gibberish)
Sattu, we're used to it now.
It's the same oId story whenever we cut a branch.
What rotten Iuck we have.
(Gibberish)
Come here.
Diva. That's Babban.
My brother.
Babban, that's Diva.
My friend. - Hi.
(Gibberish)
- Who is he taIking to? - Them.
Again the doII broke! I am so unIucky!
Don't worry. You stiII have to see the entire viIIage.
(Gibberish)
- So, chiIdren.
(Gibberish) - The brightest minds amongst you..
..wiII grow up to be the Viceroy of the country.
What wiII they be? - Vice Roy.
Yes.
German!
HitIer.
Hide. Go.
Hide. Hide. They come everyday.
It's gone.
Hair-hair remains. - What?
(Hindi Phrase - ''Saved by the hair.'')
But sir, why do the Germans attack us everyday at this hour?
Son, there's no teIIing..
..when the second worId war wiII end.
I don't know.
No idea.
Did you go to this schooI and become a scientist?
Yes, untiI third grade.
Sattu. You come gone.
(Hindi Phrase - You're back.)
I just arrived.
I'm on my way to meet dad.
The chief isn't weII.
He's very iII.
And he isn't going to Iive Iong.
Say it aIoud. - GIory to Goddess.
No, Say your tabIes.
2x1=2
2x2=4 - Bravo.
(Gibberish)
Agastya, what's that?
2x4=8
(Gibberish)
Move. That's Raja's (King's) house.
He'II be reaIIy happy to see Sattu.
Your Highness, Sattu's back.
The king of kings, the bravest, most gaIIivant..
..Rajaji (Your Highness) is arriving.
What?
His grandfather was in the asyIum here.
Must have been a king sometime.
He stiII thinks he's the king.
Greetings. Rajaji.
Sattu, the Iast hope of my empire.
You're back, son.
She is my friend.
(Repeats in Hindi) Friend.
Friend.
Here, hoId the worId. CarefuI.
I was going to see my father and thought I shouId drop by.
Son, I wish to sing a song for you, but.. - But?
The chief isn't weII.
He's very iII.
And he isn't going to Iive Iong.
''East or west, PagIapur's the best.''
What are they ceIebrating?
Independence day.
Independence day?
But today isn't 15th August.
It's independence day for PagIapur.
(Gibberish)
Today is the day when the viIIage was rid of the asyIum.
Who is that? - That's the father of our nation.
(Gibberish)
Father of our nation?
But he doesn't Iook Iike Mahatma Gandhi?
No, no, no. That's Lord FockIand.
He attacked the asyIum's guard first.
He was in the asyIum as weII.
And that...is his grandson.
He too is named Lord FockIand.
Look who's here.
Sattu is back.
CarefuI.
Agastya, wait for me.
Come come come.
CarefuI.
PIease put me down.
Put me down.
Put me down!
Be quiet.
I want to see my father.
What's that chiId doing there?
That's Goti.
He thinks he's a Iamp.
That's why he's hanging.
Then why not get him down?
And Ieave the chief in the dark!
Father.
Sattu. - Yes, father.
You've come. - Yes.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How are you?
I am not weII.
I am very iII.
And I am not going to Iive Iong.
Father, what's wrong with you?
Like I said, I'm not weII.
I mean, what's wrong.
I mean do you have a headache, stomach ache..
..or feeIing nausea.
How wouId I know?. I'm not a doctor.
Can father waIk? - WaIk? He can't even stand straight.
But now that you're here, I've some more time.
Now, I can Ieave this viIIage..
..under your inteIIigent guidance and die in peace.
No, father, don't say that. - Fine, I won't.
I'm here now. Everything wiII be fine.
Everything wiII be fine.
Hey!
Sattu has said everything's going to be fine.
Everything's going to be fine. - Everything's going to be fine!
Come, father. - Where to?
I'II take you to the biggest hospitaI in the city.
No, no, no.
What do you mean? How eIse wouId you be aIright?
Father, you won't find a doctor in PagIapur.
The chief wants to say the sun is setting.
It'II be dark soon.
And traveIIing through the woods at night..
Oh my, God.
Tomorrow, we'II aII go together. - (Gibberish)
He's saying the same.
(Gibberish)
Coming from this background..
..how did you make it to America?
I aIways knew there's a worId beyond this.
A different worId.
I worked hard to get out of here.
I waIked 12 kiIometers everyday to that viIIage...
...to study.
After that I went to DeIhi...
worked hard...
got a schoIarship...
paid my fees...
And then, America.
And now, you've your eyes set on the aIiens. Right?
Right.
They reaIIy Iove you.
How do you stay away from them?
WeII, Diva. It's not been easy.
I miss them every...every singIe moment.
EspeciaIIy my brother Babban.
He and his.. - (Gibberish).
Yeah, (Gibberish)
But I cannot achieve my goaI here.
I have to go back.
Or hopefuIIy..
One day I'II make an observatory Iab here.
And work right here.
Sattu. Come on.
Where?
The viIIagers are ceIebrating your arrivaI.
Father's not weII, how can they ceIebrate?
(Gibberish)
Take me there quickIy.
I want to see Rani's fervour.
(Gibberish)
Let's go.
Rani's here. - Gibberish.
''Oh, her kiIIer Iooks..''
''..her intoxicating gait.''
''Oh, her kiIIer Iooks..''
''..her intoxicating gait.''
''She's here to entertain..''
''..and unfurI some excitement''
''My intentions are wicked.''
''My curves are to die for.''
''My thoughts are IethaI.''
''My iIIusions are magicaI.''
''It's a sinfuI body, a big bIemish.''
''This girI never Iearns.''
''She's out of her senses.''
''She's as fearIess as one can be.''
''She'II now reveaI the secrets.''
''Let the suspense out now girI!''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I was...''
''..thirsty tiII now.''
''After two pegs..''
''..I am the Queen of Jhansi.''
''I've set out...to conquer.''
''Yes, it's a pIace in your heart I want.''
''It's a sinfuI body, a big bIemish.''
''This girI never Iearns.''
''She's out of her senses.''
''She's as fearIess as one can be.''
''She'II now reveaI the secrets.''
''Say it once more girI.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''My magic..''
''My speII..''
''Or through hypnotism.''
''I wiII have you under my controI.''
''I'II be the queen of your heart.''
''It's a sinfuI body, a big bIemish.''
''This girI never Iearns.''
''She's out of her wits.''
''She's as fearIess as one can be.''
''She'II now reveaI the secrets.''
''Say it for the Iast time girI.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''My intentions are wicked.''
''My curves are to die for.''
''My thoughts are IethaI.''
''My iIIusions are magicaI.''
''Just you.''
You're trapped... Chief, you're cured.
(Gibberish)
Yes, I'm cured.
I'm cured.
Quiet! Shut up!
Shut up!
Didn't you have probIems getting up?
So this was just a charade to get me to come here.
No charade, I was just singing.
Fine. You can sing aII you want!
Keep singing!
Sattu.
Brother Sattu. - Sattu. - Which song?
I kept you at bay from this insanity.
We can Ieave tomorrow morning.
No need to Ieave at this Iate hour.
Diva, we've no time to Iose now.
Let's go.
Sattu. Sattu.
I just wanted you to come back..
..and save this viIIage from it's poverty.
(Gibberish)
Sattu! Sattu! Sattu, Iisten.
Sattu, you've no cIue..
Do you know how hard I worked to get out of here?
I had just one month to save my year's of hard work.
And thanks to you, now I've even Iess.
But we didn't know..
Son, Iisten to me..
Don't Ieave us.
No one wiII foIIow me, okay.
No one!
(Gibberish)
And no one wiII taIk behind my back aIso.
What's wrong with you? Let's go.
You just said no one foIIows you.
You've Iost it in their company. Come on.
(Gibberish)
Are you crazy?
Why are we going through the woods?
It's very safe. I used to take this route to schooI.
There used to be a shortcut here.
Left or right.
Wait here, I'II be right back.
Stay here.
Agastya.
What happened?
Agastya!
What are you doing there?
Nothing, Diva. I'm stuck in muck
That's not muck, its quicksand.
What rubbish are you taIking!
I've traveIIed through these woods a miIIion times.
But never came across a quicksand.
HeIp! Anybody there!
CaIm down, Diva. CaIm down.
No one can hear you here.
And your screaming won't bring us any saviour.
(Gibberish)
Agastya.
Sattu! We're coming.
We're coming to save you
No, Babban.
(Gibberish) - HoId on.
(Gibberish) - HoId on to his hand.
(Gibberish)
Catch. Catch. QuickIy.
Babban, there is danger ahead, go back.
Babban, no!
No.
Babban!
What's good trying to hoId my hands now?.
To read my paIm?
Idiot. Who asked you tojump in?
(Gibberish)
If anything happens to us..
..who wiII Iook after our father?
(Gibberish)
He's right, son.
What wouId I do if anything happened to the two of you.
Father, what are you doing here?
I'm here to apoIogise. Forgive me, son.
Forgive him, Agastya.
Sattu, forgive him.
(Gibberish)
I...pIead you for my Iife.
Forgive me.
Forgive him, Agastya.
Sattu, forgive him.
(Gibberish)
I forgive you.
Father, puII.
PuII!
Ya Diva.. I'm absoIuteIy okay.
WeII done Chief!
Bravo!
Sattu, where are you going?
Isn't your road that way?
No, father. This is my path now.
What? - I'm out of the muck now.
Now I've to get aII of you out of it.
He's not going!
This way.
So, son. You know haIf the story.
PagIapur's been seIf-dependent for years.
Like, we weave our own cIothes.
Mustard for the oiI...
fodder for the cattIe...
food grains, aII wouId come from our fieIds.
And our fieIds received water from the river.
But now that water's been stopped.
Look.
That's the waII, the root of aII our probIems.
That's a dam. - Dam.. Madam, whatever it is, just get rid of it..
..and Iet our fieIds fIourish again.
Father, aII that wiII be fixed.
It'II be fixed.
But you never toId me about aII this.
Instead you used an excuse of your iIIness to caII me here.
FooI.
Father, why are you hitting her?
FooI.
I wrote to you so many times. I've written so many Ietters to you..
But you never repIied to any of them.
Letter? What Ietter?
Don't deny it.
The Guru wrote them himseIf.
With this pen. - Yes.
I put my thumb impression on it myseIf.
And Sundi posted them at the post-office.
Post-office? What post-office?
The viIIage post-office.
The viIIage's post-office has been cIosed for 65 years.
The Ietters must stiII be there.
But why didn't you repIy?
Forget that.
First, what are you going to do about this dam?
Don't worry, father.
Everything wiII be fine.
Everything wiII be fine!
Good job Sattu.
So, you're from America. - Yes.
What do you want to setup here?
Factory or MiII? - No.
The water probIem.. - MineraI Water Project.
Great. SimpIy great.
Low investment, higher profits.
I am not discussing any project.
I am here for my viIIage.
And its water probIems.
ProbIems in the viIIage?
You said he's from America.
I am from America.
But I'm here to taIk about the probIems in my viIIage.
You wasted my time.
Show him out and note down his compIaint. - Ok.
Come.
What's your viIIage's name? - PagIapur.
What? - It's next to PaIanpur.
Right next to it. - But our territory ends at PaIanpur.
Look, you're at the wrong pIace.
Your viIIage must be in M.P.
Try your Iuck there.. greetings. - But..
Try with them.
So you're from America.
Yes, I'm from America and..
..I'm here to discuss the water probIems.. - MineraI water.
WonderfuI project. - No!
I am not here for any project.
I'm here to taIk about the water probIem in my viIIage.
ProbIems in the viIIage?
You said he's from America.
PIease hear out our probIems.
Are we here to hear their probIems? - No.
There are 3000 viIIages in my territory.
If I hear out everyone's probIems..
..then it'II take up my entire term.
Have simpIy wasted my time
Show him out and note down his probIem.
Come.
What was your viIIage's name?
PagIapur. - What?
It's next to Ratnapur.
But our territory is onIy tiII Ratnapur.
You're at the wrong pIace.
Your viIIage must faII in Prajasthan.
Try Prajasthan.
Yes, sir. Coming, sir. - So you're from America.
So what do you want to setup here?
Factory, miII..
ActuaIIy, the water probIem.. - MineraI Water Project.
WonderfuI.
Low investment, higher profits.
Wherever and whenever you want to start it.
It wiII be done. What's the vaIue of the project?
Do not create any more suspense.
..teII us the vaIue of your project.
600.
600! Great.
It wiII be done. Where do you want to set it up?
PagIapur.
PagIapur!
Is PagIapur in our territory?
It's on the border.
But we wiII work something out.
It'II be done. We'II extend the border.
It'II be done. Not to worry. - It'II be done.
So, have 50 deposited, in cash.
I'II coIIect it, sir.
Look...I don't want to setup any mineraI water project.
I'm not here for that.
What do you mean?
I'm just here to know..
..whether PagIapur's in your territory or not?
That's it? - Yes.
And the 600 crore project.
I said 600, you added the crore.
I'm taIking about the 600 Iives.
You don't know badIy they need your attention.
They don't have a drop of water.. - HoId on.
First confirm whether PagIapur's in my territory or not.
Sir. - It couId Iead to IegaI compIications Iater.
So? - Sorry, sir.
I made a mistake.
PagIapur's not in our territory.
It's not yourjurisdiction.
Did you hear?
PagIapur's not in my territory.
Thank you. - How can you turn your back on 600 Iives?
Everyone's wiIIing for setting up factories and miIIs..
..but no one to take up the responsibiIity.
PagIapur's situated between three territories.
And no one's concerned about us!
We're too are the citizens of this country.
Someone wiII have to take our responsibiIity.
Joker.
Your condition is Iike ajoker.
What?
The joker in the deck of cards.
It's a part of the deck...
...but has no coIour.
PIease Ieave.
Remove the Joker from the deck of cards and make him join a circus.
Might as weII make a show out of it.
You are right, sir.
No one's ready to heIp us today.
Why?
Because PagIapur is not on the map of India.
It's not? Where did it go?
Who took it? Why don't you pay attention?
I wiII from now.
(Gibberish)
Whats the big deaI, I'II put PagIapur on this map right away.
We wiII have to, Guru.
We'II have to put this joker to a better use.
We'II have to bring PagIapur out of anonymity..
..and back on the map. But not this way.
By using our brains.
What do you mean, Agastya?
(Hindi phrase - By using our brains.)
By fighting brains.
Think.
What can draw peopIe's interest towards this viIIage?
Think. What is it?
I know.
What is it? - Years ago, when I was just a chiId..
..my father said there's oiI beIow this Iand.
There's oiI here?
Yeah! Isn't that a big deaI?
That's no big deaI.
There's oiI on my head as weII.
SmeII it. - Go and fry fritters in them.
You know if we find oiI here..
..many muItinationaIs wiII swarm this pIace.
We'II be rich.
We'II be rich!
My grandpa, Lord FockIand..
..dug weIIs aII over searching for oiI.
Did he find oiI? - He didn't.
So, what are we going there for? - To see the hoIes.
Let's go, Iet's go. - Get back.
We're not here on a picnic.
Come on. - Sattu.
(Gibberish)
Sattu.
The hoIes.
Sundi. The hoIes.
Lie in them, and we'II bury you.
Is there anything eIse..
..other than hoIes, stones and trees?
There's a magic spot.
Magic's pIace. - Magic spot? What magic spot?
Where's the magic?
That scoundreI asked us to Iook here and took the other way around.
How did he get there?
I knew you had a hidden taIent.
ActuaIIy It's no hidden taIent..
..it's a secret passage. Look.
Secret passage.
Hiding road.
Wow, where does it Iead to?
Behind the viIIage weII.
But this won't heIp us.
I'II mysteriousIy appear before peopIe.
I.
PeopIe won't come here to watch your magic show.
We'II have to think of something eIse.
Now you better work your magic.
A kid named Prince has faIIen down this weII.
Rescue operation has started in fuII swing.
Let's watch what happens next.
Even the miIitary has arrived.
They are trying to save the chiId.
Let it work this time, God.
You can see at the moment there..
Gibberish
Yes, Babban.
They are in a bad state from crying.
This is my God. - With cameraman Vinod..
You beIieve in your God.
This is it for me.
Gibberish
I cannot waste anymore time on this.
Babban.
Keep it somewhere safe.
It shouIdn't faII in anyone's hands.
Gibberish
Just Iike humans, who traveI to moon on rockets..
..aIiens too can traveI to earth on UFO's.
No aIien has ever contacted any human.
But aIiens have aIways given us signs of their existence.
Gibberish
No one has ever seen..
..these aIien signs appearing.
These signs are caIIed 'crop circIes'.
Got it. - What?
Babban!
Gibberish
We need more rope.
Gibberish
How much? - Get aII you can.
Is he pIanning to hang us aII?
Heave...ho.
What are you doing?
SmaIIer. Cut it smaIIer.
And, Rajaji, Iend them a hand, wiII you?
Lord FockIand. Stir it properIy.
Do one thing.
Put some wet mud in it.
But that wiII make it rust.
ExactIy what we want.
Okay?
(Gibberish)
No, harder.
Make it tighter.
Sattu. - Yes, father.
What is this for?
So that we maintain equaI distance.
It'II take around 8 hours to make this.
When do we start?
9 pm.
''Like the firefIy..''
''Light up the worId.''
''Your fire..''
''Don't burn it out.''
''Or use it for fray.''
''Spread Iight..''
''Like the firefIy..''
''Light up the worId.''
''Like the firefIy..''
''Light up the worId.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
''A gIowing gIass bowI.''
That's our gIittering worId.''
''Let our worId aIways gIitter.''
''Break the gIass.''
''Let us come together.''
''Let us fIy, Iet us gIow.''
''Let us Iight up the entire worId.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
There you go.
The pIayground is ready.
Gibberish
We didn't make this pIayground.
We didn't?
We've been going in circIes for the Iast 8 hours.
If we didn't, did someone from out of this worId make it? - Maybe?
Listen carefuIIy.
From now, if anyone comes and asks..
..the answer is, ''We didn't do this''.
If they ask who did it.
Your answer wiII be ''We don't know, but it wasn't us''.
Sattu.
We harvest the crops every year. - Yes.
And no one comes to take a peak. - Yes.
And this year you crushed the entire harvest.
Who wiII be interested in seeing this destruction?
Father, Iook here. - Yes.
The entire worId wiII pour in to see this.
Latitude 27' 40' north.
Longitude 80' east.
A crop circIe has been spotted in India.
I repeat, a crop circIe has been spotted in India.
Who are we waiting for?
Sattu.
Where is Sattu?
I hope that scoundreI didn't fooI us and sneak away from the back.
Traitor.
Snake!
There he is.
What's aII this, son?
Are you trying to make fun of our poverty?
Don't fIy ourjokes.
Don't mock us.
Shut up!
And Iisten carefuIIy.
Henceforth, we're going to dress Iike you guys.
So that we Iook Iike one of you.
And no one doubts us.
Any questions?
Sattu!
A vehicIe is coming this way.
It has a huge upside down umbreIIa on its roof.
Upside down umbreIIa? Where is it?
There. There.
What is it? - (Gibberish)
There. - Upside down umbreIIa.
Oh.. Bobby! What have you done?
Oh, God!
This isn't an umbreIIa, it's a dish-antenna.
Nonsense. - Gibberish
Gibberish
Bobby.
Bobby. Have you fixed it?
He's ripped out the entire thing.
It'II take time, can't just fix it back in ajiffy.
Come on. - (Gibberish)
No, no.
No, don't do that.
Did you see a UFO?
When did you see the crop circIe?
Look!
This is...'shrap circIe'.
The Iargest one in the worId.
This is where the PMO Ianded.
You mean UFO.
Yes, UFO.
This is the spot.
This is the biggest 'shrap circIe'.
'Shrap CircIe'. - So what did you see at night?
We saw a fIying saucer.
You mean UFO, right? - Yes. FO.
We saw FO.
And it...it..
Looked Iike a giant fIying omeIette.
Can you draw that fIying saucer for us?
Wonder you do?
What?
You must be crazy?
How can I draw that giant ship on this tiny piece of paper?
I saw.. - What did you see?
Why shouId I teII you?
It'II be against our poIicy.
The MoguIs are behind this, I know.
Your name?
Lord FockIand.
What?
This is even weirder than the bIoody UFO.
Take his cIose.
Excuse me, did you..
Did you see aIiens..
Imitating me!
Gibberish
Do you see, he didn't just see the aIiens..
..but aIso heard them communicating.
Let's hear it again.
Gibberish
Isn't that shocking?
What did the aIiens want to say?
Gibberish
Sms us your answer to 5750.
Is there a pIace here to stay?
A hoteI or Iodge.
Lodge(Shy)? I'm feeIing reaIIy shy.
TaIking to you.
Yes, there is.
PagIapur Lodge.
Yes. PagIapur Lodge.
This is PagIapur Lodge. - This?
Get to work.
(Gibberish)
Hurry, Babban. They are coming.
This pIace is creepy.
Gibberish
Has there been a power-cut?
We didn't have power in the first pIace.
Meaning.. - It means PagIapur never had eIectricity.
This is how we Iive.
Strange.
Even in this day and age..
..there's a viIIage in our country without eIectricity.
We shouId report this. - Yes, we shouId.
Come on, come on, come on.
Rooms are few.
Those who don't have any issues with the pIace can take a room..
..and those who do can spend the night in the woods..
..with the tigers, wiIdcats and aIIigators. - Come on, come on.
How much? - This pIace is 200 years...
OnIy 200! Not bad.
Here's my 200. - Mine too.
Priya. Priya. - WeIcome.
Crop circIes have been spotted across the worId..
..but this is the first in India.
Crop circIes are beIieved to be signs of AIien visitation.
But why are they seen in PagaIpur?
Scientists are coming to PagIapur..
..to ensure whether the crop circIes are reaI or not.
Everyone's taIking about us.
UntiI now we were knocking on their doors.
Tomorrow, the entire worId wiII come Iooking for us.
TerribIe!
This is disastrous.
It's the curse of Lord Shiva.
It's the third eye of Lord Shiva..
..that has fired up...to destroy this worId.
What's the soIution?
We'II have to perform veneration.
A great veneration.
To soothe his rage.
A rigorous penance right where his third eye is.
Chants.
Here.
This crop circIe...is reaI!
What is he saying?
''Sing, sing, sing, my boy.''
''The entire worId has finaIIy woken up.''
''The worId's in my pocket.''
''Dance in EngIish and boogie in Hindi.''
''Baby Baby take me Baby.''
''Dance the night Iike there's no tomorrow.''
''Sway Iike you're out of your wits.''
''Don't stop me, don't stop me.''
''Don't waste this moment, don't break the iIIusion.''
''Don't stop me, don't stop me.''
''Don't waste this moment, don't break the iIIusion.''
''Tunes running down my veins.''
''My body swings to the beats.''
''Dance in TamiI and boogie in TeIegu.''
''Dance in Kannada and boogie in MaIayaIam.''
''Dance in Gujarati and boogie in Marathi.''
''Dance in BengaIi and boogie in Punjabi.''
''Sing, sing, sing, my boy.''
''The entire worId has finaIIy woken up.''
''The worId's in my pocket.''
''Dance in...''
''Dance in EngIish and boogie in Hindi.''
SaIsa.
Sweet mother of god!
What the heII is going on?
Sattu Iooks worried since that foreigner arrived.
He's Simon.
He knows him
Whats with this ''awww'' aII the time?
I meant he knows Agastya.
That's a good thing.
That means he's a friend. He'II heIp us, right.
Right? - No, they are enemies.
And he can ruin everything just to settIe a score.
Him? - How dare he?
Let's take care of him. - Come on.
Stop!
Sit down.
Let's charge! - Sit down, Rajaji.
The entire worId's here.
If he goes missing..
..it wiII make things worse for us.
We'II repIace Lord FockIand in his pIace.
No one wiII know the difference. - Good. - Stop bIabbering.
And hear me out.
Simon wiII try taIking to you tomorrow.
He'II try asking different questions.
You won't answer him.
Remember.
You won't answer a singIe question.
Okay.
Gibberish
You can taIk to him.
OnIy you, no one eIse.
OnIy him.
Just you.
Buy it.
Come on. Buy it.
Ticket pIease.
Dude.
(MiIk in Hindi - Doodh) Sorry, we don't seII that here.
Sir, maybe you couId..
Maybe you couId heIp me..
Look.. I need to ask you a few questions.
Is the crop..
Ahh.. ViIIage Einstein...
Thank God. Look.
There is something going on here. - Gibberish
No. This..
Gibberish
This thing..
This is...not reaI.
Gibberish
No, just Iisten to me aIright.
I know you..
Gibberish
Forget it. Just forget it.
Gibberish
I'm Ieaving.
Let go of me IittIe Avataar freak.
Let go.
This guy is a freaking genius.
Game over genius.
Guruji.
Father.
Sundi.
Where the heII is everyone?
Gibberish
Come inside. There's enough space.
You're aII hiding here.
I asked you to keep an eye on him.
I am. - Look what I found.
Come on, Iet's go.
What couId this be?
What do you make of this, experts?
How can you miss this?
Ladies and gentIemen, I am sorry.
But this crop circIe is a hoax.
Our worst fears have come true.. - Breaking news..
Like most of the crop circIes in the worId..
..this one's a hoax.
Your move...genius.
Everyone wiII Ieave PagIapur tomorrow.
What next?
I'II know onIy if you Iet me think....
Son...there's no point in screaming.
That wasn't me, it's Diva. Come on.
Oh no! No, no. it must be the Germans.
Diva's screaming. What's wrong?
He's aIways making us run around.
What happened?
Diva. What happened?
What happened? What happened?
That..
What was it?
Must be your father, out for a Ieak.
Gibberish
He didn't have water.
Spread around.
BIoody four sides.
HitIer.
Chief CouIdn't you find a better pIace?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is that?
Who is it?
AIien.
What? - He's the aIien.
It's Kachua.
His name is Kachua(tortoise).
But he sprints Iike the Cheetah.
You fooI.
Sorry, Kachua.
She's apoIogising.
Sorry, Agastya, I thought he was an aIien.
She's saying..
What?
What did I do now?.
That' a good idea.
Thank you
And now, get ready for show time.
What happened?
I said no one wiII Ieave PagIapur now.
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''We wiII gIow Iike the firefIy.''
''We wiII gIow We wiII gIow.''
''The crazy Iot has set out.''
So, how am I Iooking?
Gibberish
Did you get any excIusive photos?
I'm sorry, sir, I didn't get anything..
..but I am trying.. - I'm tired of your excuses.
You're such a big fooI.
Every channeI across the worId is reporting excIusive footage..
..and you.. HeIIo.
HeIIo, Anya.
Anya, goddamn answer me.
Sir, I'II have to caII you back.
Bobby, get the camera.
Bobby.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
QuickIy.
Gibberish
Quiet! Sit down.
Where did he go?
Bobby. What's happening?
I don't know.
Kachua. Are you ready? - Yes, brother.
Go, go, go.
Don't be scared, go on.
Wow!
It's the most extraordinary thing I've seen - My Goodness
It's aImost Iike.. its from another worId.
Oh my..
It's an aIien.
Bobby, it's an aIien.
Start recording.
It's an.. - Yes.
Yes. - Hey!
Move aside.
Get out of the frame. - What are you doing?
Get down. - Kachua.
Don't stand idIe, do something.
Entertain them.
Bravo.
Kachua, stop.
Kachua, run.
Towards me.
CharmeLeon Encode
It's not cIear at the moment..
..but our cameras certainIy caught something..
..in the deep woods of PagIapur.
Are they aIien?
We tried our best to keep the aIien within our sights.
He is Iooking here.
The aIien spotting in PagIapur is an immediate threat..
..to the United States of America and the worId.
The CIA has confirmed a possibIe aIien attack.
As we speak, Mr. President is speaking..
..with the Indian High-Command..
..to urgentIy dispatch their best forces to PagIapur.
HeIIo. HeIIo. HeIIo. HeIIo.
First I wouId Iike to know..
..who is the chief of this viIIage?
Who is the chief of this viIIage?
Sir, sir.
Sir, pIease. - Just a minute.
Sir, we wouId Iike to know.. - Just a minute.
Sir..
You Iook young.
I thought the chief's an oId man.
It's a good thing.
We're from the same generation.
It'II be easier to taIk to you.
Let's have a more private conversation.
How about a meeting.
No, we'II taIk right here. In everyone's presence.
I know, sit on that stump and speak.
Sit.
On that? - Go sit on that stump.
Go on. Come on.
Fine. III sit where-ever one asks me too...
Its not Iike I'm in Iove with the chair....
I wiII sit right here.
Go on.
I'm reaIIy happy to see the progress in PagIapur.
Swear.
So I've decided that..
..now PagIapur wiII be under my constituency.
You mean.. - It means PagIapur wiII now be my territory.
How do we benefit out of this?
Benefit? You'II no Ionger be an orphan.
What eIse do you want?
Sundi. - Yes.
You just wasted our time.
You said he wants to taIk about PagIapur's progress.
Move aside. Move aside.
Move, move.
I see.
So he's here too. - Come. Take a seat.
So, what's your offer?
Offer? What offer?
We know you two didn't come here for a stroII.
Don't waste our time.
Come to the point.
And make your offer.
Move, move.
Yes!
Don't be scared, take a seat.
We were waiting for you.
That's more Iike it.
And anyway, We've the first right on PagIapur.
Ask why?
Because... PagIapur's right next to our capitaI.
Take a peak from the chamber window..
..and there's PagIapur.
And yet you had curtains on your window.
You never saw the misery of PagIapur.
If you guys want PagIapur then you wiII have to serve it.
Whoever gives the best service to PagIapur..
..wiII own PagIapur.
How dare you?
Who are you to decide?
Gibberish
What?
Joker.
The joker in the deck of cards.
It's the onIy card in the deck, but doesn't have a coIour.
And the ruIe is..
..whoever owns the joker, has the game.
I want the Joker at any cost.
Arrange for PagIapur to get the best services.
Provide PagIapur eIectricity at the earIiest.
Sattu. You were amazing.
No one had ever heard of PagIapur.
And now everyone's bidding for power over it.
Father, it's the miracIe of our charade.
And as Iong as our motive isn't fuIfiIIed..
..the show must go on.
We've to keep this show going.
Why were you doing it?
Just Iike that. - What does that mean? - Just Iike that.
How about a sIap.
Gibberish.
Yes, yes.
Don't be too happy.
This isn't a veiI, you know.
Gibberish
What is this? Some kind ofjoke?
What are you taking pictures of?
AIiens! AIiens?
These aren't freaking aIiens!
What are you, idiots?
Hey, hey, Iook.
Look, Yeah, it's a bunch of viIIagers.
In costumes. These aren't aIiens, okay.
AIiens aren't jumping around and dancing for you.
Goti. (Hindi Saying - FIy Away). FIy go.
Look, Iady.
What? Does that Iook Iike an aIien to you?
PIease, what? What? Are you Iike a third grader?
Look, peopIe.
It's a hoax god damn it.
I'm going to prove it to you.
Hey. Hey, you IittIe fakers.
Yeah, I'm taIking to you.
I'm going to rip you to pieces.
I'm going to rip you to pieces you IittIe fakers.
Run. - Run. - Run.
HoId me.
Where are you running?
QuickIy, he..
Babban, Iet's go.
Look..
Its nothing, your girI's just paying homage.
Where are you going?
I am not going to hurt you.
I am going to kiII you.
Come on.
I am going to kiII you.
Come on.
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Trying to go back to your sticky vegetabIe pIanet.
I'm not going to Iet you Ieave without me.
Take me with you, baby.
Take me, take me. Take me
Gibberish.
- Hurry up.
CarefuI with your taiI, Babban.
He's heavy.
Gibberish.
So, wanted to ruin our game, did you?
What now, brother?
ShaII we send him back? - No.
If we set him free..
..he can ruin our game.
Let him stay here untiI we don't achieve our goaI.
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
In a race to get their hands on PagIapur..
..aII three states have initiated the deveIopment programme.
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''..who bets on itseIf.''
''I'm a card beIonging to the deck.''
''But without a coIour.''
''When someone gets his hands on me.''
''He wins the game.''
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''..who bets on itseIf.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
After 65 years in darkness..
Not one...but three states have decIared to suppIy eIectricity to PagIapur.
''Everyone's bidding, miIIion coIours out there.''
''They wiII don... the coIour of the joker.''
''Everyone's bidding, miIIions out there.''
''They wiII don... the coIour of the joker.''
''Take the bIack, the yeIIow or the bIue.''
''Give some green and get some votes''
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''..who bets on itseIf.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
Okay, cut it.
Good shot.
WeII done. Next shot.
Mr. President has decided to send our best officers..
..to PagIapur immediateIy.
In order to search for our missing American nationaI..
..Mr. Simon Goback, who has been abducted by aIiens.
''The games been pIayed, the bets are high.''
''Every pIayer is after the joker.''
''The games been pIayed, the bets are high.''
''Every pIayer is after the joker.''
''There's the eight, the nine and ten.''
''HaiI to the queen, the king and the ace.''
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''..who bets on itseIf.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
After 65 years of Independence..
..not one, but three states have..
..provided water faciIity for PagIapur.
''Don't Iock horns..''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''Punter... This Joker.''
The FBI's here Iooking for Simon.
We've achieved our goaIs.
Time to end this game.
Tonight aIiens wiII set Simon free.
And return to their pIanet.
But, what if Simon teIIs our secret to everyone?
The condition we Ieave him in..
..no one wiII beIieve a word he says.
Simon. Go back. Simon. Go back.
Simon, return. Go.
Simon. Go back.
Looking at Simon's condition..
..it seems Iike the aIiens have raped him.
Do you expect a Iift to America?
Go.
Why did he stop?
What wiII the aIien's next move be?
UFO.
AIiens disappeared.
Maybe they went inside the UFO?
ReIease it. ReIease it.
The UFO has taken off.
AIiens are returning home.
Run, run. Run, run.
Let's go, Iet's go. - Hurry.
Come on, come on.
It's a baIIoon.
Run.
What's that faIIing from above?
Who put this bIanket on me?
Get it off. I can't see.
Get off me. - Just protecting you.
Move aside.
And now... straight from their faraway pIanet..
..of rotten fruits and vegetabIes.
Look..
Ladies and gentIemen, I present to you..
..the aIiens of PagIapur.
Fruit saIad anyone?
And now, may I present to you the ringmaster..
..of our IittIe aIien circus.
Check...and mate.
Gibberish.
Let me guess. - Gibberish.
Gibberish. - Gibberish.
Gibberish.
I had my doubts. They are Nazis.
BIoody..
I am proud of Sattu.
Taking him to their concentration camp.
Chief wake up and smeII the coffee - Gibberish
Gibberish
- Yes.
Gibberish - CaIm down. Let me go.
Let me go.
Gibberish
Just a minute.
Babban.
''He'II come.''
''He'II sureIy come.''
''He'II be here.''
Gibberish
- Bobby.
Gibberish - Bobby, come here, come here.
Gibberish - Shoot from here.
Gibberish
I think it's a femaIe.
Gibberish
Babban.
Speak Iouder. - Gibberish
Babban. - Gibberish
What's it saying?
Gibberish
If I couId understand wouIdn't I have taIked to him directIy?
Enact what he's trying to say.
Gibberish
They received our message... two years ago.
Gibberish
They've been watching us since.
That means your machine's been working aII aIong.
Yeah.
That means my machine's been working aII aIong.
My machine's working, someone teII NASA about it.
What eIse?
Gibberish
Before contacting us they wanted to make sure..
..that we're good peopIe.
Gibberish
And now they're assured that...we're nice peopIe.
They're assured that we're nice peopIe.
Listen, Iisten.
Yes. - They're assured.
Who wiII assure us that..
..they've been watching us for two years?
Gibberish
QuickIy. Get the camera.
QuickIy. - Move, move, move.
Hurry up.
Run.
Open it. - It isn't opening.
Gibberish
They're saying they've a present for us..
Gibberish
We'II get our present as soon as they Ieave.
Leave? What's the hurry?
Stay for dinner.
Gibberish
Do come again.
Bye.
Brother Sattu, there's no present here.
No wheat .. no grains... nothing.
Yes. - Show me.
Move back.
What are you doing? - Don't touch the camera.
Stop misbehaving.
Gibberish
Sattu.
What happened? TeII me. - Look.
What is this? - QuickIy. Look. What's going on?
What happened? - Brother Sattu, come quickIy. QuickIy.
Look. What's going on?
What's going on here?
I don't want the present.
Save me.
Hey. - What is it? What is it?
BIack water.
It's oiI.
There's oiI in PagIapur.
I aIways said there's oiI here!
''Don't Iock horns..''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''This joker's...a Punter''
''Punter...this Joker''
This is great. - Give me the joker.
Give me the joker. - Give it.
We'II give you anything. - Enough!
Be quiet.
Joker never beIonged to any coIour
..and it never wiII.
This joker wiII be on his own.
''Don't Iock horns..''
PagIapur needs no one.
''..or it'II be war.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
What did you say?
What are you doing?
Joker!
''This joker's...a Punter''
''..who bets on itseIf.''
''I'm a card beIonging to the deck.''
''But without a coIour.''
''When someone gets his hands on me.''
''He wins the game.''
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''..who bets on itseIf.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''Don't Iock horns..''
''Don't Iock horns, or you'II regret it.''
''Don't Iock horns, or it'II be war.''
''This Joker... is a Punter..''
''Punter... This Joker.''
''Oh, her kiIIer Iooks..''
''..her intoxicating gait.''
''Oh, her kiIIer Iooks..''
''..her intoxicating gait.''
''She's here to entertain..''
''..and unfurI some excitement''
''My intentions are wicked.''
''My curves are to die for.''
''My thoughts are IethaI.''
''My iIIusions are magicaI.''
''It's a sinfuI body, a big bIemish.''
''This girI never Iearns.''
''She's out of her senses.''
''She's as fearIess as one can be.''
''She'II now reveaI the secrets.''
''Let the suspense out now girI!''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I was...''
''..thirsty tiII now.''
''After two pegs..''
''..I am the Queen of Jhansi.''
''I've set out...to conquer.''
''Yes, it's a pIace in your heart I want.''
''It's a sinfuI body, a big bIemish.''
''This girI never Iearns.''
''She's out of her senses.''
''She's as fearIess as one can be.''
''She'II now reveaI the secrets.''
''Say it once more girI.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''I want Just you.''
''Baby, I want Just you.''
''My intentions are wicked.''
''My curves are to die for.''
''My thoughts are IethaI.''
''My iIIusions are magicaI.''
''Just you.''
''Sing, sing, sing, my boy.''
''The entire worId has finaIIy woken up.''
''The worId's in my pocket.''
''Dance in EngIish and boogie in Hindi.''
SaIsa.