0 00:00:10,198 --> 00:01:20,693 Team xRG @ desidhamal.com 1 00:01:26,711 --> 00:01:28,837 "Wherever l am. . ." 2 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,966 "in whatever way. . ." 3 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:39,223 "your memories are always with me" 4 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,436 "Should l tell anyone. . .?" 5 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:49,191 "or should l not. . .?" 6 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:55,364 "it's a matter of the heart after all" 7 00:01:57,867 --> 00:02:01,537 "lt's said that a world moves along with us" 8 00:02:01,746 --> 00:02:05,290 "Even as solitude grows silently in the heart" 9 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,504 "All l have are memories" 10 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:19,471 "Your memories are with me" 11 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:49,084 "Somewhere in the heart. . ." 12 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:53,255 "an arrow pierces through the memories" 13 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:57,467 "Somewhere every picture. . ." 14 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,180 "dims a little" 15 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:17,237 "Some find happiness in the shades of a new world" 16 00:03:18,072 --> 00:03:21,450 "lt's said that a world moves along with us" 17 00:03:21,659 --> 00:03:25,621 Even as solitude grows silently in the heart. . . 18 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:30,834 And all that remains are only memories. 19 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:38,592 "Memories of you. . ." 20 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:53,060 "And all that remains are only memories" 21 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,283 "Some months ago" 22 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:15,999 Just call me Bobby. Or B. B, short for Bobby Bedi. 23 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:20,837 A rose for a beautiful lady 24 00:06:23,132 --> 00:06:26,426 l really like one thing about you. Your style is totally western. . . 25 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,137 but your thinking is purely lndian. . 26 00:06:30,014 --> 00:06:33,308 and. . . l like such girls. 27 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,187 Allow me. 28 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:38,522 Waiter. . . 29 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:42,734 Viagara for the lady. . . foi gras for the lady. 30 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:46,905 Abolenese malenara and mulitini pizza 31 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:49,449 That'll be all. Thank you. 32 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,537 Well, l must say something about you. . . - Sir, can l help you? 33 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:58,125 Not yet. l'm expecting someone. 34 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,367 Mom said this girl was born and brought up in London. . . 35 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:36,746 Excuse me. . . 36 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,586 Hi. - Greetings. Myself, Jasmeet Malhotra 37 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,255 Jasmeet Malhotra, daughter of Manmohan Malhotra? 38 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,258 Please have a seat. - Thank you. 39 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,970 Sorry. . . for you. - Thank you. 40 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:58,852 Would you like to order now, sir? 41 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,814 Orange juice. - And for madam? 42 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,610 l'll have a vodka, please. - Vodka. . .? 43 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,237 Will it be a large? - Yes. Thank you. 44 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,493 Hello 45 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:37,182 Jasmeet. . . are you ok? 46 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:42,646 Just call me Jazz. All my boyfriends call me Jazz! 47 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,940 Boyfriends? - There were nine. . . 48 00:08:45,566 --> 00:08:47,859 one from every corner of the world. 49 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,779 but l only discuss eight of them. . . 50 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:53,073 Ok. - You know why? 51 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:58,078 Actually, the ninth was a distant relative of. . . 52 00:08:59,330 --> 00:09:01,206 Osama Bin Laden 53 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,543 That boy was good too. 54 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,045 But now l'm just tired. 55 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:12,884 These one night stands, affairs, cigarettes, 56 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,012 alcohol and sex without romance. . . 57 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:18,098 Sex? - Of course 58 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,850 So l told mummy and daddy. . . 59 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:24,980 that now l want to get married to a nice lndian boy. . . 60 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,525 But the fact is, baby, since eighth grade. . . 61 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:31,069 l haven't had an lndian boyfriend. 62 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:35,615 But he too was quite useless, he couldn't even kiss properly. . . 63 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,743 l'm sure you know how to kiss, right? 64 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:48,336 Your's is ringing, mister! - Yes, and it's ringing loudly too! 65 00:09:48,504 --> 00:09:51,881 But how did you hear it? - Are you crazy? 66 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:56,928 Mum. . . 67 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,055 Dad, Bobby was good. . . 68 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:03,768 and he's like God! He's so cool! 69 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:06,271 Yes, l liked him very much. 70 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:12,902 You want me to meet his mother too? 71 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:17,532 Sure, dad! Anytime! Whenever you say. Ok daddy, bye daddy. 72 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,161 Taxi. 73 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,831 l'm very sorry for what happened! l'm very sorry. 74 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,001 Yes. . . thank you. 75 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,552 Yeah, l like these. - Looks good on you. 76 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,263 We like your jeans as well. 77 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:44,059 No sir, sorry. These jeans are for ladies only. 78 00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:46,144 l know. 79 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:49,898 You want like this for your daughter. - Dad, l'll choose my own jeans 80 00:10:50,107 --> 00:10:52,776 Oh! For your wife then? - Not really. 81 00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:56,738 Dad! - Look, l've met someone. 82 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,449 My wife doesn't know about it yet. - You're having an affair? 83 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,827 You're having affair? Congratulations. 84 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,497 What kind of affair? ls it small one? Big one? 85 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:09,668 You see, l have a friend who specializes in handling affairs. 86 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,046 Oh yes, her side business is catering. ln fact, l have her card. 87 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,715 Here. There's her number on the back. - Excuse me! 88 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:18,051 What are you saying? 89 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,321 Come on, brother. The show is over. . . 90 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,574 . . . Look ahead. 91 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,247 Are you from lndia? 92 00:11:48,582 --> 00:11:50,792 No. From Harris Street. 93 00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:54,129 That call was from Bobby Bedi's mother and Bobby is in a state of shock. . . 94 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:58,299 From what? The geyser? - From your daughter's behaviour! 95 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,802 Do you know that Jasmeet had nine boyfriends. . . 96 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,679 and she never mentions the name of one of them? 97 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,764 No. . - Do you know that she had kissed. . . 98 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,850 an lndian boy when she was in eighth class. . . 99 00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:07,726 and the boy didn't even want to kiss! 100 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,186 And do you also know that she can gulp down four-five pegs of Vodka at a time. 101 00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:11,187 What? 102 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:13,314 And the wonderful thing is that now she has given up that lifestyle. . . 103 00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:16,651 and is ready to marry Bobby Bedi now! - Oh, my Jasmeet! 104 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,486 What your Jasmeet? 105 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,656 You do your work. - Oh God! 106 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,784 What will happen to this girl if all this turns out to be true?! 107 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:34,169 There you go. Adios amigo. 108 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,391 Hello everybody. 109 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,852 Hey Don. - Hey Jazz. 110 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,980 Hello Richard. Did you miss me? - lndeed. 111 00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:18,713 Jazz, where in God's name have you been? Your dad called twice. . . 112 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,841 and he sounds completely frantic. . . - Oops! Hello Steve. 113 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:23,718 Hi Jazz. 114 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:29,849 Don't you wish wish my girlfriend was hot like me? Mission accomplished! 115 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,437 What mission? - lt's a long story. 116 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,731 With half a bottle Vodka in my stomach. . . 117 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:40,693 l'm speaking Russian with a thick accent. Let's grab a bite. 118 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,987 C'mon. 119 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,907 Bye Steve. - Bye girls. 120 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,410 So what's your problem in marrying lndian boys? 121 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,371 That they are lndians! That's the problem! 122 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,082 And what are you? You are an lndian too! 123 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,045 l was not born in lndia. 124 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,799 l've never even been to lndia. My parents are the citizens of London. 125 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:09,055 Since the age of three l've been singing the British national anthem 126 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:12,809 l was born and brought up here. Therefore my attitude, 127 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,728 my thinking, my likings are all British. 128 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,481 Laila, how could l be lndian? 129 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,733 So the boy of your choice would be? 130 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:25,947 British, classy, smart, somebody like. . . 131 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:38,501 Hey Jazz. 132 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,463 Like him? 133 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:45,383 Our boss? Like Mr. Charlie Brown? 134 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:47,635 Don't know. lt is possible. . . 135 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,513 No, it's not possible. . . - Bye. 136 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,806 He's an incorrigible flirt. 137 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,892 Married thrice with three different types of girls. . . 138 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,977 . . .which ended in three different kinds of divorce! 139 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,521 And he is the uncrowned king of office affairs. . . 140 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,232 and everybody knows that you're his latest target. 141 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,736 Hi. - Come on in. 142 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,413 Did l ever tell you, l love jazz? 143 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,917 l can listen to jazz all day. - What a coincidence! 144 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,086 Because l love people who can listen to jazz all day. 145 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:39,771 Here we are. 146 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,026 You didn't tell me your meeting is in Buckingham Palace. 147 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,570 You don't know? Sorry, must've slipped my mind. 148 00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:51,074 Are you meeting the queen? 149 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,368 Not the Queen exactly. 150 00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,870 Prince of Wales. - Doesn't he live at Clarence House? 151 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,581 Well, if the prince is at the palace. . . 152 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:03,753 he wants to have me drop by, so we can rush out some ideas for little charities 153 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:06,673 l'm impressed. 154 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,094 Shall we go in then? 155 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,222 No. l'm not dressed to meet the prince. 156 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,350 l think you go ahead. 157 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,820 l won't be long. 158 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,670 lmran, guess who l met? 159 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,048 No man. . . not Amitabh Bachchan. 160 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,799 Prince Charles! 161 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,885 l know! By the way. . . 162 00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,220 Your idea was wonderful. 163 00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:40,725 l'd to down four pegs of Vodka but got rid of Bobby Bedi for life! 164 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,024 Your dad must be angry with you. . . - l know, 165 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,109 that is why l am not taking his call 166 00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,696 and not returning home till he goes to sleep. 167 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:56,240 By tomorrow morning, he would have cooled down. 168 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,701 Lucky you! My dad has been angry with me since the day l was born. 169 00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,498 By the way, how's Susan? 170 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,087 Susan is fantastic. - You're sick. 171 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,883 No, she is fine. Jazz says hello. 172 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,177 Hi Jazz. - Hi Susan. 173 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:21,432 Does she know that Pakistan is a full-fledged country 174 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,352 and not just a cricket team? l mean, 175 00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,688 can she spot Pakistan on a map? 176 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,732 Jazz, l will teach her everything. 177 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,901 l am sure. 178 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,154 l am moving in with Susan. We'll be living in. 179 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,575 You what? 180 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,913 From part-time lovers, to full-time live-in lovers. 181 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,875 Well, then should l personally give this good news to your dad 182 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:49,585 or will you give it yourself? 183 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:54,757 Living in! How dare you tell us something like that? 184 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,885 For God's sake, cool down. - You shut up! 185 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,311 Parvez, why are you shouting so much? ls everything ok? 186 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,981 Moni, please put some sense into this boy's head. 187 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:12,525 Why, what happened? - Sense! Nonsense! 188 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,610 Make him understand. . . 189 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:17,321 that it is a crime to live with a girl without marrying her a crime! 190 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,658 Explain it to him properly otherwise l will kill him with my own hands. 191 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,578 Parvez, what are you doing? 192 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,747 So much anger is not good for you. - Anger? 193 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,374 He is hellbent on destroying my reputation 194 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,209 and you are telling that my anger is not good? 195 00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,336 lf your daughter would have done the same thing, 196 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,422 would you've given me the same advice. . .? 197 00:19:34,798 --> 00:19:37,341 His daughter just got rid of yet another marriage proposal today! 198 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,635 Shut up! Get out . . . 199 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:42,138 Come on! Get out! - He is your own child. . . Parvez! 200 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,474 Come on! Go! - Parvez. .what are you doing? 201 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:50,062 Go on. .take this! and don't ever see my face again! 202 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,773 Out! Get lost! 203 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:05,703 Sometimes l wonder if it was a mistake coming to England. . . 204 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,665 then l think maybe l should have. . . 205 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,959 taken the family to Bradford instead of London. . . 206 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,087 maybe then this problem wouldn't have occurred. 207 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,841 lmran would have grown up there among Pakistanis, 208 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,595 then perhaps he wouldn't have made such a mistake. . . 209 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,557 now he's ruined the family name. 210 00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:30,102 l don't understand why is he doing this. . . 211 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:34,690 How will you understand, Parvez? This is called generation gap. 212 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,027 l am a simple taxi driver, not a barrister. . . 213 00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,198 l can't handle such complications in life. 214 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,700 l'm in no better situation than you. 215 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:49,497 l didn't realise when my daughter grew from Jasmeet into Jazz. 216 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,625 Neither do l understand her new name. . . 217 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,710 . . . nor the music she dances to. 218 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,862 You did good, man. 219 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,248 Jazz's turn. - No. 220 00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:35,584 No. - Come on, Jazz 221 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:37,920 All right, l can do it. - What? No. 222 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:42,258 Are you going to kiss a stranger too? - Holy Mother! Just wait and see. 223 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,802 How disgusting! - Come on! 224 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,022 You can do it. 225 00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:07,283 l'm so sorry. 226 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,160 Vodka Martini? 227 00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:14,415 Don't worry about me. - He is cool. 228 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,383 lt's 1 . 1 5 in the night and Jasmeet isn't home yet. . . 229 00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,553 . .and you are sleeping peacefully. . . 230 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:31,057 When you went to the bathroom, 231 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:34,643 l took a couple of shots of your brandy. 232 00:22:35,228 --> 00:22:39,607 Very funny! - You don't even get a joke! 233 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,109 Not this time of the night please. 234 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,946 She had phoned me . . . 235 00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,824 that she is going to the retro disco with her colleagues. 236 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,626 Why does she only call you about these things? 237 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,859 "Darling dearest. . ." 238 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,169 "l am convinced that l belong to you" 239 00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:46,799 "The love between us. . . This love is fantastic" 240 00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:42,688 "You are the one wrapped in the warm hug of my fantasies" 241 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,233 "You are the one in the path of my dreams" 242 00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:49,987 "You've given my heart these stories" 243 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:57,703 "And you've given it these mementos" 244 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,472 "Darling dearest. . ." 245 00:25:21,102 --> 00:25:27,983 "l am convinced that l belong to you" 246 00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:05,104 "You are my failure and my success" 247 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,948 "You are the triumph of my love" 248 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:20,119 "You are my life and its every joy" 249 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:27,835 "lt's only you in every moment of my life" 250 00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:32,214 "The love between us. . . This love is fantastic" 251 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,216 Good morning, mom. 252 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,469 Good morning, dad. 253 00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,388 What you will have? 254 00:27:21,598 --> 00:27:24,266 She is on a liquid diet! So she might just do with alcohol. 255 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:28,437 And maybe you could put on some music. So that she can sip and swing! 256 00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:32,441 After all, what are you up to? Tell me. 257 00:27:34,569 --> 00:27:36,403 Yesterday you made a joke out of marriage, 258 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,864 By noon you defamed your parents. . 259 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,408 and then spent the night drinking and dancing with that English boy! 260 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,744 Please stay calm. - l can't stay calm. 261 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:46,664 Why you are making an issue of a small thing? 262 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:50,834 l only drink during my nights out. - Thank you, my dear. 263 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,711 l am grateful that you don't drink in the day. . . 264 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,630 "l only drink during nights out" What nonsense! 265 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,091 Dad, what's your problem? l drink with my own money. . . 266 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,176 Jazz, that's no logic. 267 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,470 Whether you have poison with your own money or someone else's, 268 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,348 it is the same thing. - Whatever! l'm an adult. 269 00:28:04,599 --> 00:28:07,518 l will lead my life the way l want. lt's none of your business. 270 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,603 lt is my business! 271 00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:12,106 And as long as you live in this house, it is my business. 272 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,817 l won't let you drown your life in alcohol. 273 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:17,319 Both of you please remain cool. - You don't interrupt. 274 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:19,405 Let's get this clear once and for all! 275 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,740 You know, dad. You are right. lt's clear. 276 00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,826 lf l've to live my life my way, 277 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,286 then l must also find myself another accommodation. . . 278 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:36,714 This is all your fault. . . 279 00:28:38,007 --> 00:28:40,884 You wanted your Jasmeet to go to the same school where the British kids go. 280 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:42,344 For this?! 281 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:45,305 Are you trying to say she started smoking and drinking in school? 282 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:48,183 She passed out with good marks. . . - Don't talk rubbish with me. 283 00:28:48,351 --> 00:28:51,353 You drilled into her head that she must have British friends. 284 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,397 Now all she has are British friends and British boyfriends. . . 285 00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,107 except for that lmran and Laila. 286 00:28:55,316 --> 00:28:57,359 So what was l supposed to do? Keep her like a frog in the well? 287 00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,070 You're trying to make her what you couldn't become! 288 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:02,156 Look at the way you dress. 289 00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:04,283 Do you think you have the body to move around in shirts and jeans? 290 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:06,952 And when you speak in English, it sounds like you're abusing someone! 291 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,128 All this is your fault. 292 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,507 You married this simple girl from Punjab 293 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,635 and left her there to suffer for four years. . . 294 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:28,265 You brought me to London and told me that this is our new home. . . 295 00:29:29,684 --> 00:29:32,394 you never took me out because l was too rustic. . . 296 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,522 because you were ashamed to be seen with me in public. 297 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,152 l know these jeans don't look good on these lndian legs. 298 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:42,821 l also know my English is very bad. 299 00:29:43,907 --> 00:29:45,991 But l had to do it for you. 300 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:50,746 Because l didn't want an lndian like you. . . 301 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,831 to be ashamed of being seen with our daughter 302 00:29:53,082 --> 00:29:55,167 That's why l raised her to be more British than lndian. 303 00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,343 So. . .you could have told me all this nicely, you know. . . 304 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,428 there was no need to get so angry! 305 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,472 You are mad. 306 00:30:09,432 --> 00:30:11,600 No, l am not mad. 307 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:16,063 l am just the lndian father of an English daughter. 308 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:21,568 A rose by any other name would never smell so sweet. 309 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:29,368 Flowers, vintage wine, private yacht. . . 310 00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:32,704 l think l know what's on your mind. - Are you sure? 311 00:30:34,541 --> 00:30:36,625 You might be in for a surprise. - Yeah? 312 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,463 Marry me. 313 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,425 ls this a joke? - No, it's not. 314 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:48,136 Jazz, marry me. 315 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,270 lsn't this all happening a bit too fast? 316 00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:58,355 l don't believe in wasting time. 317 00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,820 Phone. - What? 318 00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,114 Your phone. lt's ringing. 319 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:11,493 Dad! 320 00:31:12,912 --> 00:31:13,996 So sorry. 321 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,455 What happened, dad? 322 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,708 Jasmeet, forgive me! 323 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,085 Dad, are you drinking at this time of the day? 324 00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:21,295 No. 325 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:23,547 Don't lie, because you speak Punjabi only after drinking. 326 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:27,342 Oh yeah. But l also start speaking in Punjabi when l get emotional. 327 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:30,888 Ok agreed, it's your life, your money. . . 328 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:33,390 and l shouldn't be saying anything to you. . . 329 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,101 Well, if you forgive me, 330 00:31:36,436 --> 00:31:38,186 there is another bonus offer for you. 331 00:31:38,479 --> 00:31:40,272 Dad, can't we do this later? 332 00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:42,357 At least, listen to the offer. 333 00:31:42,525 --> 00:31:45,903 l want to take you and your mother on a holiday. 334 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,864 l cannot go. - So you aren't going to forgive me? 335 00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:51,116 ls it important we talk about all this now? 336 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,201 Can't we talk about this later at home? 337 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,495 Say yes now if you forgive me, or just forget it! 338 00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,998 Ok dad. .where do we have to go? 339 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:01,126 Great. Taj Mahal, Delhi, Jaipur. . . 340 00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:04,254 Ajmer Sharif, Rishikesh, Kedarnath, etc. . . 341 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:05,923 Are we going to lndia? 342 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,883 Since Shahjahan built the Taj Mahal in lndia. . . 343 00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,885 we will have to go there to see it. . . 344 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:12,137 and you have always complained that you have never been there 345 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:14,056 So here you are. The offer is open. 346 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:17,809 Dad, do whatever you want to do. l really got to go. Bye. 347 00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:19,895 Yes! 348 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,690 Do whatever you want to but you'll also have to face the consequences. . . 349 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,734 l already have 350 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,904 l have entered the entire biodata and also attached a photo of Jasmeet. 351 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:33,241 Now there is no scope of any mistake. . Bharat Matrimony dot com. 352 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,203 l have looked up such eligible Punjabi boys. . . 353 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:39,706 that once she gets married, everything will be fine. 354 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,877 You've really gone mad. 355 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:41,286 You know Jasmeet, this is one of the seven wonders of the world, 356 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,790 but it was built by a husband for his beloved wife. 357 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:50,045 l know that dad. There is no need to act as a guide. 358 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,757 Then you would also know the importance of marriage. 359 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:58,178 And that's why l will show you some boys here. 360 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,098 l will kill those boys! 361 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,753 ls he going to build me a Taj Mahal. .? 362 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,180 We are searching for a lndian son-in-law, 363 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:45,308 not the next lndian idol. - Don't worry, sir. . . 364 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,394 The next one sings better than this one. 365 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:50,313 l mean, he's better than this one. . . and doesn't sing at all. 366 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:56,570 What a great view of the Charminar from your house, 367 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,531 Right, Jasmeet? 368 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,658 Many congratulations to you. 369 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,869 Uncle, how much sugar did you take? 370 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:09,291 You know, taste gives you an idea about someone's habit 371 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,210 and from habit you learn about compatibility. . . 372 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:15,338 and without compatibility, 373 00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:17,632 it's like getting a horse married to an ass. . . 374 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,135 and such a marriage will only produce a freak. . . 375 00:36:21,804 --> 00:36:25,974 Now my calculation show me that Jazz and l have taken one spoon sugar. . 376 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,059 which means. . - Mummy, this is very bitter. . . 377 00:36:28,227 --> 00:36:30,145 will you give me another spoon of sugar. . . 378 00:36:30,646 --> 00:36:32,647 Actually, for health reasons, sugar is. . . 379 00:36:32,815 --> 00:36:35,025 Why don't we leave the sugar alone and talk about marriage? 380 00:36:35,234 --> 00:36:37,444 Uncle, not the marriage. You should say. . . 381 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:45,160 the perfect union of two socially, mentally and physical compatible people 382 00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,704 Right, Jazz? - Physically compatible? 383 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:50,999 lt means before the marriage we should. . . 384 00:36:54,795 --> 00:36:57,255 Actually uncle, she has a good point. - Shut up. . You idiot. 385 00:36:58,090 --> 00:37:01,218 Okay uncle, relax. Okay, fine. 386 00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:04,137 Ok. .then l will remove the physical compatibility clause. . 387 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:05,847 Clause? 388 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,308 Are we here to talk about marriage or partnership? 389 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,270 Why don't you say anything? - l didn't say when l should have, 390 00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:14,606 Now it's too late! What can l say? 391 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:19,152 Good joke. Which reminds me, sense of humour. Very important. 392 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:24,157 We should go and watch a comedy film in the evening. . 393 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:27,494 and l will note down the things which make Jazz laugh 394 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:30,664 and Jazz will note what makes me laugh. . . 395 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:33,792 and based on that analysis with a flow chart. . . 396 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:37,921 My child, if your mom and dad would have done so much analysis, 397 00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,006 then you would have never been born. 398 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,803 l like him! 399 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:53,353 What? My marriage! 400 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,689 My marriage! My marriage! 401 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:59,859 What happened to him? - He is a big fan of the lndian soaps. 402 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,946 You broker! 403 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:07,117 Why did this broker run away from here? 404 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:12,330 lt seems like there is a conspiracy of a vamp. . . 405 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,543 Do these people like me. .? 406 00:38:17,461 --> 00:38:19,254 What's wrong with this guy? 407 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,799 You. . . you are Amod and he. . . . he is Dilip Mehra, right? 408 00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:25,010 Yes l am Dilip Mehra! 409 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:27,971 But l think you have not been able to recognize me. 410 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,723 Because. . because. . 411 00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,933 Because! - Complete your sentence! 412 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:36,104 Because l've had plastic surgery done on me thrice. 413 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,232 Even then you look like this? 414 00:38:39,483 --> 00:38:41,359 What do you mean? What do you mean? 415 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,653 What do you mean? - What are you doing? 416 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,781 How easily you asked me what am l doing. . . 417 00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,701 l am shocked. . .shocked! 418 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:57,167 lndia tour, eligible grooms. . .all done. 419 00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:02,630 . . .can we go home now? - Wait, one last stop, then full stop! 420 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:06,593 My village, my soil. . . 421 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:13,475 Great! 422 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,603 Punjab is truly the food supplier of lndia. . . 423 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:19,064 Look at the greenery all around. 424 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:21,191 Can you drive a little slow? 425 00:39:22,276 --> 00:39:25,362 Brother, if l drive slowly, then l will feel sleepy. . . 426 00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,614 after that l cannot guarantee the safety of you people. 427 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:32,660 Look ahead! 428 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,789 Why don't you put the window up and start the AC. . . 429 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:38,124 all this dust is going into our lungs. 430 00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:41,002 Sorry ji, actually l forgot to get the AC repaired. . 431 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,589 and don't you worry about the dust, 432 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:49,386 eventually all of us will turn into dust. 433 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:52,889 Look ahead. . . 434 00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:55,225 There is a speed breaker ahead. 435 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:58,144 Try telling the breaker to reduce my speed. . . 436 00:40:10,449 --> 00:40:12,283 Has your speed been finally broken? 437 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,454 You do something. 438 00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:20,208 No, all that's fine, but you tell me that how do l make it direct. . . 439 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,710 Come on. - Don't irritate me! 440 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:27,966 Whatever needs to be done has to be done by him. Sit quietly! 441 00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:33,138 You are telling me everything but you are not telling me how to direct. . 442 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:06,713 You can watch the fun but not offer any help! 443 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:17,140 Can't you keep your mouth shut? 444 00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:31,529 Please tell me how to direct. 445 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,784 Are you going to help me direct? 446 00:41:37,828 --> 00:41:39,913 Now l got the man to direct it. 447 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,749 Thank you, young man. 448 00:42:34,134 --> 00:42:36,177 Stop, stop the car. . . 449 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,396 Girls come here. .they are here. . .come! 450 00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:05,832 Manmohan, tell me more. . . How's London? 451 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,543 First class. This house reminds me of the good old days. 452 00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:10,628 Please come. 453 00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,055 Go introduce yourself to everyone. 454 00:43:21,181 --> 00:43:23,141 Mama, have you seen the size of the family? 455 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:25,226 The introductions will take all night. 456 00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,232 Come, Jasmeet. . . 457 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:38,239 Bebe! - Our Manmohan. 458 00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:42,327 Long live, my son. Long live. l am seeing you after such a long time. 459 00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:43,995 Bebo and Jasmeet have also come. 460 00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,668 Jasmeet is such a common name that every second child has it. 461 00:43:50,919 --> 00:43:53,796 Go away. . - That is why l call her Jazz. 462 00:43:53,964 --> 00:43:55,673 Jazz, come here. 463 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,010 Come here, my daughter. She is all grown up! 464 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,721 She is Jasmeet. 465 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:04,641 She's become so tall. . 466 00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:10,271 she was so small when she left. . She is so beautiful. 467 00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,565 She is my daughter. 468 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,237 Come on, be part of us. Smile. 469 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,115 Wonderful place. Thanks, dad. 470 00:44:25,287 --> 00:44:26,329 Stupid. 471 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,419 Mummy and daddy are downstairs. Give it to mummy. . 472 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:35,713 l have already done that. This is for you. . 473 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:58,069 lf this is the size of the welcome drink, what will it be for lunch? 474 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:05,326 Eat well, my son. Ghee doesn't make you fat. 475 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,668 And give lots to Jazz. . . . 476 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,839 She looks as if she has no life left in her. 477 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:21,008 Now eat it, see how tasty this ghee makes the food. . . 478 00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,767 This is going to be so tasty. 479 00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:32,437 Your hair is so coarse. 480 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:35,565 Don't you get ghee in London? 481 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:43,948 Wow, mom. Having fun? 482 00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:47,452 What is going on? - Can't you see. . . 483 00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:50,204 how coarse the hair has become. l am applying ghee to it. 484 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:54,083 ls it your hobby to add ghee to everything? 485 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,419 You were applying ghee to chappatis during lunch. . . 486 00:45:58,172 --> 00:46:02,091 Ghee gives tastes to the rotis and also makes your hair healthy. 487 00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:05,011 Very good, my Punjabi mother. 488 00:46:07,681 --> 00:46:10,850 Does this stink go away? - Yes it does. . 489 00:46:11,059 --> 00:46:16,272 What stink? This is a fragrance! Wow! 490 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:25,615 What happened to her? 491 00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:31,913 l'm going to kill you all! 492 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:58,564 lf l knew you're staying here, 493 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,151 then l would not have come drunk like this. 494 00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:07,365 By the way, l always come like this, climbing the terrace. 495 00:47:09,451 --> 00:47:12,537 My name is Arjun and what's your name? 496 00:47:16,124 --> 00:47:17,792 Are you deaf? 497 00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:20,920 l am ok with that too! 498 00:47:21,964 --> 00:47:23,631 My mistake. 499 00:47:24,132 --> 00:47:25,925 Stupid, moron. 500 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:31,347 lf it's taking so long just to know her name. . 501 00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:34,475 wonder how long will it take to make her mine? 502 00:48:04,548 --> 00:48:06,340 At least tell me your name. 503 00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:08,885 Bebe, London is like. . . . 504 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:13,055 Open the freezer, remove butter, cut it, apply on the bread and eat it. 505 00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:17,852 Jazz come here. 506 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:21,188 What dad? - Try some Desi butter. 507 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,568 Take it, my daughter. . - All fresh! l'm really liking this. 508 00:48:33,911 --> 00:48:35,995 What happened? 509 00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:41,626 Yesterday she fainted, today she is vomiting. . . is she. . .? 510 00:48:41,793 --> 00:48:44,754 Oh no, mother, no! My Jazz is as pure as the Thames. 511 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:48,549 What is this Thames? - lt's the Ganges of London. 512 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,636 There's a Ganges in London too? - There is a Jamuna also. 513 00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:53,721 Excuse me, may l have some more please? 514 00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:55,806 Come Manu come. . . . 515 00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,436 What's up, brother? Lungi. . . freedom of movement? 516 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:05,191 l was in a mood to wear a lungi. 517 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,821 Try some country liquor. . . 518 00:49:11,031 --> 00:49:13,574 ok. .that is fine. . . make one. . 519 00:49:20,332 --> 00:49:22,333 l have seen many striped shorts but 520 00:49:22,584 --> 00:49:24,627 never seen one with criss crossed stripes. . 521 00:49:25,003 --> 00:49:27,713 This is the flag of England. . . Union Jack. 522 00:49:28,382 --> 00:49:32,718 The flag may be of any country, but the pole should be lndian! 523 00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:39,016 Let me go and get the lungi first. . 524 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,438 lt's mine. 525 00:49:46,066 --> 00:49:48,192 lt should have been my lover's scarf but instead. . 526 00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:50,486 the lungi of her father came flying. Bad luck. 527 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:54,198 Thank you. - Bring it. 528 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,910 lt is so windy today. . .thank you. 529 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:01,080 Be careful. . 530 00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,625 He is. . - My son Arjun. 531 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:07,545 And this is my friend from England, Manmohan. 532 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:10,840 Bless you, son. l know him 533 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:13,134 He is the same guy who repaired our car yesterday 534 00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:15,469 and today he returned my lungi. . He is a very good boy. 535 00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:17,555 Sorry 536 00:50:19,224 --> 00:50:21,308 Well, l will leave now. Namastey. 537 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,812 Be careful. . 538 00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,693 Do you believe me now? This is my house. 539 00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,906 Tell me your name now. . 540 00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:37,992 name. . name. . 541 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,120 Jazz. - Onion? 542 00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:45,291 No, tell me the name your parents have given you. . . 543 00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,376 and not the name of eatables. 544 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,921 Name? - Jasmeet. 545 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:06,979 Manu, what are you thinking? 546 00:51:09,941 --> 00:51:15,529 l think that l should steal your son at the first opportunity l get 547 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:18,657 and marry him off to my daughter. 548 00:51:26,374 --> 00:51:28,667 Jaswant get one more glass of buttermilk! 549 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,882 You like the girl? 550 00:51:37,844 --> 00:51:40,554 ldiot, remove the sunglasses and take a good look at her. 551 00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:42,640 Don't complain later. . . 552 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:47,853 Bebe, if l don't get married to her, then l will kidnap her. 553 00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,939 Shameless! 554 00:51:51,441 --> 00:51:53,526 There is no difference between being decent or shameless. . 555 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,778 what matters is how your heart feels. 556 00:51:57,697 --> 00:52:00,783 Do you like him, Jasmeet? 557 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:03,494 Hundred percent, yes. Done. 558 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:05,996 Congratulations. 559 00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:09,959 May l have a word with you in private, dad? 560 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,878 Yes, but. . .? 561 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,006 What happened? - l. . . . .terrace. . . . 562 00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:19,135 l'll be right back. 563 00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:26,016 She's very shy. . . since her childhood. 564 00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:29,603 Jasmeet, in front of everyone. . . it's so embarrassing. What happened? 565 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,481 Dad, you cannot be serious about Arjun 566 00:52:32,858 --> 00:52:35,442 Of course, l am. Arjun is very a good boy, Jazz. . 567 00:52:35,902 --> 00:52:37,903 lf l agree that he is good, then what? 568 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:40,197 There is nothing common between us. 569 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:43,826 l have been born and brought up in London and he is from this village. 570 00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:47,288 Forget marriage, we don't even have anything common to talk about. 571 00:52:47,789 --> 00:52:49,832 Then how will l adjust with him? 572 00:52:50,041 --> 00:52:52,543 He will adjust. . he is lndian. . 573 00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:56,505 and trust me, his eyes say how much he loves you. . 574 00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:59,633 he will keep you happy. - Dad, l don't love him. 575 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,928 You will fall in love with him. Give it a chance at least. 576 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:07,725 Mom, did you know about all this? 577 00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:13,147 Listen. .she's also right in her own way. 578 00:53:13,815 --> 00:53:16,901 Tell me what is wrong with that boy? 579 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:22,781 ls he bad just because he was born here? - Come on, dad! Be reasonable. 580 00:53:22,991 --> 00:53:25,492 Leave alone the fact that l can't stay here, 581 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,829 but this farmer who drinks milk directly from the cow, 582 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:32,374 how will he stay with me? Where will he find his cows? 583 00:53:33,418 --> 00:53:35,711 Mom. . . it's not fair. 584 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:39,465 You tell him. . . - This is ridiculous! 585 00:53:39,674 --> 00:53:41,926 More than half of lndia is settled in America, Canada, England. . . 586 00:53:42,135 --> 00:53:43,636 and other places. 587 00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:46,764 and they have married a number of lndian girls and boys there . . . 588 00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:49,892 and their marriages. .are more successful than the foreigners. 589 00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,522 Arjun will bring stability in your life. . . 590 00:53:57,150 --> 00:53:59,276 l am not breaking her life but making it. . 591 00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,946 and l am sure about it. l am not going to change my decision, 592 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:04,281 please understand this. . . 593 00:54:14,292 --> 00:54:17,836 OK. Dad, please give me some time to think. 594 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:21,382 Oh sure, darling, you have all the time in the world. Think about it. 595 00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:24,301 You have time till tomorrow morning. . . 596 00:54:25,303 --> 00:54:26,804 and l want to hear a yes. 597 00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,056 Come on. . .chill the beers! 598 00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:36,188 Son, will you be able to adjust? - l will adjust, dad. . 599 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:39,942 Your mother belongs to this village . . And l am still adjusting with her. 600 00:54:40,777 --> 00:54:44,113 and this girl is from London. . - No problem, dad. l will adjust. 601 00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:47,241 You don't worry. . . l'm your son. . . - Bless you, son! 602 00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,246 C'mon, hurry up. 603 00:55:18,523 --> 00:55:20,607 "Slowly, steadily. . ." 604 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:22,693 "slowly, steadily. . ." 605 00:55:48,136 --> 00:55:58,145 "Slowly, steadily. . . My heart has gone crazy in love" 606 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:04,193 "l'm obsessed in your love" 607 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:51,990 "l think of you all day and all night" 608 00:56:52,492 --> 00:56:56,537 "What can l say; l exist only for you" 609 00:56:57,455 --> 00:57:01,792 "lt could be my imagination or your magic" 610 00:57:02,710 --> 00:57:07,005 "That all l can smell is your fragrance even in flowers" 611 00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:13,220 "My heart has gone crazy in your love" 612 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:18,892 "Slowly, steadily My heart has gone crazy in love" 613 00:57:50,758 --> 00:57:54,970 "My life is so incomplete without you" 614 00:57:55,805 --> 00:58:00,142 "Now l know it's you l missed all my life" 615 00:58:00,643 --> 00:58:05,355 "When l look at the sky l see the moonlight " 616 00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:10,152 "showing the way to your house" 617 00:58:10,778 --> 00:58:16,200 "My heart has gone crazy in love" 618 00:59:32,193 --> 00:59:35,070 Hey Jazz baby! - lmran, have you sent the money? 619 00:59:35,822 --> 00:59:37,781 Relax. l've just reached the Western Union outlet. 620 00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:39,866 When will l get the money? 621 00:59:40,451 --> 00:59:42,536 lt will be transferred while we are talking. . 622 00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:46,540 Brother, has the money come? - One minute, madam. . . 623 00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:50,711 He's checking. 624 00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:54,256 Here it is, madam. . . - lt's here. Thank you. 625 00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:59,094 One second, Jazz. What is the matter and why do you require so much money? 626 00:59:59,887 --> 01:00:03,015 Listen, l am running away from here. They are forcing me to get married. . . 627 01:00:04,267 --> 01:00:05,809 You're kidding me. 628 01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:10,147 Okay Jazz, listen to me very very carefully. 629 01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:24,745 Why are you laughing? 630 01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:28,290 No, it's just that l am knocking on the door of a room in my own house. . 631 01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:31,376 to come in like a guest. . . That made me laugh. 632 01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,132 Now it's stopped. 633 01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:39,009 What? - My laughter. . 634 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:40,218 Oh. . 635 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:42,846 Well, why did you send Sweety to call me? 636 01:00:46,100 --> 01:00:48,310 l don't know how to tell you. 637 01:00:48,603 --> 01:00:50,771 No problem, l will come later. . . - No, no. . . 638 01:00:51,397 --> 01:00:53,315 you sit. 639 01:00:56,986 --> 01:01:01,031 l mean. . . l am in as much a state of shock. . . 640 01:01:01,282 --> 01:01:04,326 as you must be delighted at the prospect of this marriage. 641 01:01:04,952 --> 01:01:07,663 You must have already started dreaming about our first night. . 642 01:01:07,914 --> 01:01:09,998 Yes, that l started long ago. . 643 01:01:13,127 --> 01:01:15,837 l mean, when you drink half a glass of milk. . . 644 01:01:16,047 --> 01:01:17,673 and leave the rest for me to finish. . . 645 01:01:17,882 --> 01:01:20,217 No problem, we will get two glasses of milk. . 646 01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,219 one for you and one for me. . . 647 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,554 We have six cows and we are a rich family. . . 648 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:28,975 Not that. . . after that you will lift my veil and want to make love to me? 649 01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:31,895 Well, then should l start without lifting the veil? 650 01:01:32,146 --> 01:01:36,066 l wasn't expecting to get married on my first trip to lndia. . 651 01:01:38,361 --> 01:01:40,237 l need some time. . . 652 01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:43,156 And l would like our first night to happen. . . 653 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,409 after we get to know each other better in London. . . 654 01:01:47,161 --> 01:01:49,579 l have already spoken to dad about leaving for London. . . 655 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:51,707 on the same night we get married. 656 01:01:53,793 --> 01:01:56,461 You come to London and see my lifestyle. . . 657 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,797 and we get to know each other. . . . 658 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:01,925 after that l am ready to come back here. . . 659 01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,429 l hope you understand. . . 660 01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:07,973 Understand?. . . Understood! 661 01:02:09,434 --> 01:02:11,476 There is no force in love and. . . 662 01:02:11,686 --> 01:02:13,812 l fell in love the moment l saw you. . 663 01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:17,149 Now our first night will only be in London. . . 664 01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,443 Thanks. 665 01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:25,741 You are laughing again? 666 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:29,244 l was thinking that l will be the first guy from my family. . . 667 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,329 who will have his first night in London! 668 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:37,586 Ok bye. . l'll go do some exercise. . 669 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,757 Jaswant, open the gym! 670 01:03:48,574 --> 01:03:51,618 Parvez, don't be stingy. . . 671 01:03:51,869 --> 01:03:53,703 l have only one daughter and one son-in-law 672 01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:55,580 and there will be only one reception. 673 01:03:55,790 --> 01:03:57,874 The reception should be on a grand scale in London. 674 01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,960 Entire London should notice it and talk about it! 675 01:04:00,127 --> 01:04:01,670 Son, have cheese. . - No, l will eat the watermelon. 676 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:04,130 Moni, the reception will not be in a hall. . . 677 01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:07,050 We will do it in our own way. We will rent a house in the countryside. . . 678 01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:13,515 and put tents there. . After that there will be celebrations! 679 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,809 Then people will talk about it. 680 01:04:17,645 --> 01:04:19,771 l haven't had my first night yet, and they are talking about the reception. . . 681 01:04:20,606 --> 01:04:22,899 The friends of the bride are also not to be seen. . 682 01:04:23,109 --> 01:04:26,027 who would guide me to the room. . . . 683 01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:31,658 Jazz, come. . . 684 01:04:31,909 --> 01:04:35,453 . . . lt has been decided that your reception will not be in any hotel. 685 01:04:36,414 --> 01:04:38,540 lt will happen in the countryside! - Countryside! 686 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,668 Full Desi style. - Absolutely Desi! 687 01:04:41,961 --> 01:04:43,753 What reception? 688 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:48,550 l am sorry. Why are you people holding a reception? 689 01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:56,892 Well, if you consider that drama in lndia to be a marriage, 690 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,478 and you are holding a reception for that, then let me inform you that. . . 691 01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:03,565 even l did a drama of my own. 692 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,693 Jazz, if you get caught, there will be another drama, 693 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,778 mostly emotional blackmail. Perhaps there will be torture also. 694 01:05:08,988 --> 01:05:11,323 Just play along. Back here who will recognize this marriage? 695 01:05:14,076 --> 01:05:16,161 Just by taking seven rounds around a sacred fire. . . 696 01:05:16,329 --> 01:05:18,413 is not accepted as a legal marriage in London. 697 01:05:20,666 --> 01:05:22,751 What is the legal proof that l am married? 698 01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:26,129 Anything can happen there. l mean, this guy can get very aggressive. . . 699 01:05:26,339 --> 01:05:29,633 "lt is a matter of my pride! l only want to marry her" 700 01:05:30,009 --> 01:05:32,761 He can't do much here. He will have to go back home, quietly. 701 01:05:33,721 --> 01:05:35,680 What are you saying? 702 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:38,600 Oh please. .don't act so shocked dad. 703 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,144 You have also tricked me . . 704 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:44,814 pretending to show me the Taj Mahal and Kashmir and instead got me married. 705 01:05:47,610 --> 01:05:49,486 l played a trick too, and. . . 706 01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:52,238 did not give you time for the registration of the marriage. 707 01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:56,159 And an unregistered marriage is not accepted by the legal system here. 708 01:05:56,744 --> 01:05:59,871 So now you forget about the reception . . because, according to me, 709 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,165 l am unmarried and single 710 01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:06,711 So thanks for a great adventurous holiday. Nice meeting you, Mr Arjun. 711 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,656 Jasmeet? What are you saying? 712 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:36,992 According to me, you are already married to Arjun Singh. 713 01:06:37,201 --> 01:06:39,119 And according to me, that Charlie Chaplin is also married. 714 01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:41,371 Not once but twice. - Thrice. . . 715 01:06:42,081 --> 01:06:44,165 You heard that? Thrice! 716 01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:46,793 Does Charlie intend to break the record of most number of marriages. . . 717 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:49,045 or do you want to add to his record of most number of divorces? 718 01:06:49,922 --> 01:06:52,007 Sometimes one can make a mistake choosing a life partner. . . 719 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,174 He made mistakes too. . . 720 01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:54,926 A mistake committed once is called a mistake, 721 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:57,220 but when it is repeated again and again, then it's called a habit. 722 01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,514 What if he leaves you tomorrow, saying he's sorry. . . 723 01:06:59,682 --> 01:07:01,182 because he made a mistake again? then what will you do? 724 01:07:01,392 --> 01:07:03,893 Correct! - Look guys, whether you agree or not, 725 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:06,604 l will only marry Charlie. lf that's a mistake, at least. . . 726 01:07:06,897 --> 01:07:10,358 it will be my mistake and not yours. So chill. 727 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:46,227 You'd asked me a question before l left, l have come to give you an answer. 728 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:48,104 What? 729 01:07:49,398 --> 01:07:51,441 l'm sorry. Spent too much time in lndia. 730 01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:54,611 Spoke too much Hindi. Didn't realise what l was saying. 731 01:07:55,821 --> 01:07:58,740 But l do realise, the answer to your question is yes. 732 01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:02,577 Yes, l will marry you. 733 01:08:11,253 --> 01:08:14,422 My heart kept saying that she will not get a better guy than you. 734 01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:16,508 That is why l forced her. 735 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:22,305 But l will never allow her to marry that Charlie. l promise you. . . . 736 01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:25,225 even if it means l have to use force again. 737 01:08:27,311 --> 01:08:29,437 This is London, not Punjab. 738 01:08:31,232 --> 01:08:33,149 She will walk out of your house. 739 01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,235 And if she complains against you, 740 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:37,946 the cops might arrest you and you might end up in jail. 741 01:08:39,406 --> 01:08:41,533 And by the time you're out, you'd have become a grandfather. . . 742 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:45,370 and l would be a bachelor father. - Then what l should do? What. . .? 743 01:08:45,579 --> 01:08:47,789 Nothing. Don't do anything. 744 01:08:48,624 --> 01:08:51,543 Because whenever you try to do something, it has the opposite results. 745 01:08:52,002 --> 01:08:56,089 And in the process, you will lose your daughter and l will lose my wife. 746 01:08:56,715 --> 01:08:58,800 Then you should do something to win her heart. 747 01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,971 You know, something that will show that Charlie is a bad person. 748 01:09:03,764 --> 01:09:05,056 You know. . . 749 01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:09,269 do something stylish or heroic that will make her feel you're the better person. 750 01:09:09,478 --> 01:09:11,771 You know what l mean? - See, this isn't the time. . . 751 01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:14,482 to show style or heroics nor to show that someone is a bad person. 752 01:09:16,402 --> 01:09:20,071 This is the time for true love. 753 01:09:21,532 --> 01:09:23,241 lf she can see my true love, 754 01:09:23,450 --> 01:09:25,743 then maybe she might feel the same for me. 755 01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,830 He is a white guy. .white! 756 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:34,294 Had he been an lndian, would you have sent me back to Punjab? 757 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,630 That's not what l meant. . . - Your body is in a foreign land but. . 758 01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:39,883 your soul is still stuck at the Gateway of lndia. 759 01:09:40,759 --> 01:09:44,512 You want to live in a clean city like London, earn in pounds. . . 760 01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:50,143 give the kids an English lifestyle, but insist on an lndian son-in-law! 761 01:09:50,477 --> 01:09:52,437 l wonder why. . 762 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:57,442 Father-in-law, neither Jazz acknowledges our marriage. . . 763 01:09:57,651 --> 01:10:00,570 nor the law of this land. We have only one solution. . 764 01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:02,989 to do exactly what Jasmeet says. 765 01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:06,826 Because under these circumstances we have to listen to her. 766 01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:14,334 Happy birthday to you. 767 01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:18,504 Happy birthday dear lmran. 768 01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:21,633 Happy birthday to you. 769 01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,429 Thank you. 770 01:10:36,106 --> 01:10:38,316 All right, and that's myself. Thank you. 771 01:10:39,443 --> 01:10:41,444 That must be Jazz. l'll get her. 772 01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:55,625 You didn't care to invite your parents to your birthday party, 773 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:00,797 but. . . l have brought you a gift. 774 01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:06,469 Mr Khan, you absolutely have no right. . . - You keep out of it! 775 01:11:09,598 --> 01:11:13,768 The advise that you gave to Jasmeet has not only shattered her family. . 776 01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,062 but. . . 777 01:11:16,522 --> 01:11:20,441 it has also destroyed the life of an innocent man. 778 01:11:21,485 --> 01:11:23,569 You should be ashamed! 779 01:11:28,826 --> 01:11:30,451 Enjoy the party. 780 01:11:41,463 --> 01:11:43,589 You've made me the happiest man in the world. 781 01:11:50,264 --> 01:11:52,140 What. . .? - l'm sorry. 782 01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,146 l've just been through a lot lately. 783 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:02,817 Just let me sort out my life mentally and you can. . . 784 01:12:04,486 --> 01:12:06,487 do what you want physically. 785 01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:09,240 lt's fine. There's no rush. 786 01:12:18,250 --> 01:12:20,293 Good night. - Good night. 787 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,421 Sleep well. - You too. 788 01:12:31,347 --> 01:12:33,222 The Englishman is handsome. . . 789 01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:39,729 but not as much as me! 790 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:45,318 l am just joking. . 791 01:12:45,778 --> 01:12:48,696 Now you can't expect me to appreciate my wife's boyfriend more than this. 792 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:54,952 What's his name? 793 01:12:57,039 --> 01:12:58,498 Charlie Brown. 794 01:13:04,588 --> 01:13:09,300 And you? Jasmeet Brown. . . no. . .Jazz Brown. 795 01:13:13,847 --> 01:13:16,015 So you have made up your mind about becoming Jazz Brown? 796 01:13:17,309 --> 01:13:18,351 Yes. 797 01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:21,187 Then why did you lie to me in Punjab? 798 01:13:22,272 --> 01:13:25,066 Why did you show me dreams about our first night in London? 799 01:13:28,278 --> 01:13:32,240 lf only you would have told me that instead of becoming Mrs. Arjun Singh, 800 01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:34,575 you wanted to be Jazz Brown, l would have stepped away. 801 01:13:52,302 --> 01:13:54,387 l know what l've done to you is very bad. 802 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:58,558 Perhaps you will hate me all your life. . . 803 01:13:58,976 --> 01:14:00,017 but. . 804 01:14:01,854 --> 01:14:03,771 l don't hate you. . . 805 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,191 . . . l can't and never will. 806 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:09,402 What? 807 01:14:11,071 --> 01:14:13,114 l fell in love with you the moment l saw you. . . 808 01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:16,075 and that's why l got married to you. 809 01:14:17,119 --> 01:14:20,246 Yeah, for a while upstairs, l did try to hate you but couldn't. 810 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:24,834 but l will never force you to treat me as your husband. 811 01:14:25,586 --> 01:14:27,545 nor will l lose hope. 812 01:14:28,046 --> 01:14:29,839 Nor will l go away from here. 813 01:14:30,257 --> 01:14:32,341 And Jasmeet, l won't go from here. . . 814 01:14:32,509 --> 01:14:36,095 until you and Charlie take your wedding vows in the church. 815 01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:39,432 l will wait for you until then. . 816 01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:44,228 and hope that you will come back to me. 817 01:14:45,355 --> 01:14:46,522 Know why? 818 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,777 l fell in love with you the moment l saw you. 819 01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:13,633 "Oh heart. . ." 820 01:15:14,676 --> 01:15:17,803 "how can you be so sure. . ." 821 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:28,648 "that someone who isn't mine will become mine" 822 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:37,031 "Oh my restless heart" 823 01:15:45,999 --> 01:15:49,126 "ls this what love is all about" 824 01:15:51,630 --> 01:15:55,800 "Oh my restless heart" 825 01:15:59,304 --> 01:16:03,266 "ls this what love is all about" 826 01:16:36,049 --> 01:16:43,306 "Oh heart, why do you keep saying" 827 01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:51,647 "About someone who lives in my dreams?" 828 01:16:54,901 --> 01:16:57,945 "She is my journey" 829 01:16:58,989 --> 01:17:02,116 "and she's my destination" 830 01:17:03,785 --> 01:17:07,288 "She is my sea" 831 01:17:08,206 --> 01:17:11,292 "and she's my shore" 832 01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:20,301 "Tell me what is this yearning" 833 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:29,018 "And where has it led me" 834 01:17:30,270 --> 01:17:33,356 "Oh my restless heart. . ." 835 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:39,236 "ls this what love is all about" 836 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:27,618 "l listen to your story' 837 01:18:29,663 --> 01:18:37,002 "About someday this distance being bridged" 838 01:18:39,297 --> 01:18:43,259 "My heart hasn't lost hope" 839 01:18:48,432 --> 01:18:55,187 "And l salute its persistence" 840 01:18:57,023 --> 01:19:00,568 "What's this madness" 841 01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:04,780 "what's this yearning" 842 01:19:06,199 --> 01:19:13,497 "And why are you so hopeful?" 843 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:18,711 "Oh my restless heart. . ." 844 01:19:19,629 --> 01:19:23,507 "ls this what love is all about" 845 01:19:25,260 --> 01:19:29,138 "Oh my restless heart. . ." 846 01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:37,062 "ls this what love is all about" 847 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:42,693 "Oh my restless heart" 848 01:19:46,031 --> 01:19:49,992 "ls this what love is all about" 849 01:19:50,827 --> 01:19:52,745 What do you think? - lts good! 850 01:19:53,371 --> 01:19:56,290 The world is so small father-in-law. l wear this brand ln lndia too 851 01:19:57,125 --> 01:19:59,794 This is the first lndian denim brand which has opened a showroom in London. 852 01:20:00,670 --> 01:20:03,547 And you are the first lndian who is getting his own wife married in London. 853 01:20:04,341 --> 01:20:06,675 Do something, Arjun! - What can l do? 854 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:08,928 You are already doing it. - What am l doing? 855 01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,680 Preparing for your daughter's second marriage. 856 01:20:11,890 --> 01:20:13,974 l'm Jazz's father Manmohan and this is Bebo. 857 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:17,144 Please to have you here. Why don't you sit down? 858 01:20:18,188 --> 01:20:20,147 Have some tea. 859 01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,733 Damn. . . ! 860 01:20:24,236 --> 01:20:26,487 My daughter's got two in-laws in a single year. . . 861 01:20:26,738 --> 01:20:29,448 one in Punjab and one in London. What will happen? 862 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:32,535 You made the plan. . . 863 01:20:35,288 --> 01:20:36,330 Sorry. 864 01:20:41,127 --> 01:20:42,169 Hello? 865 01:20:42,295 --> 01:20:45,673 l am your new relative, your buddy. . Ballu! 866 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:51,512 Balliye? l am in the midst of preparations for Jazz's. . . reception. 867 01:20:52,472 --> 01:20:54,056 l will call you later. 868 01:20:56,268 --> 01:20:57,768 Balliye from Bhagwada. 869 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,437 Everything all right, Mr Malhotra? - No. 870 01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:03,148 No, no. . . everything's all right. 871 01:21:04,317 --> 01:21:05,359 All right. 872 01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:08,821 Though they are Browns they are pristine white. 873 01:21:11,366 --> 01:21:14,660 Some milk, Mr Malhotra? - No, l'd like it brown. 874 01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,038 l mean, l'd like it black 875 01:21:18,623 --> 01:21:20,708 Black tea. - Black. 876 01:21:27,257 --> 01:21:30,134 lt might sound odd coming from your future father-in-law. 877 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:33,637 l just hope you know what you're doing, Jazz 878 01:21:34,514 --> 01:21:37,433 Charlie is like an overgrown child. . . 879 01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:41,186 gets obsessed with a new toy for a while and loses interest. 880 01:21:43,315 --> 01:21:45,399 l truly hope that won't happen this time. . . 881 01:21:45,775 --> 01:21:49,737 that his interest in you remains forever. 882 01:22:09,424 --> 01:22:13,135 Dad, mom, this is Charlie's aunt Pauline and her husband Mr William. 883 01:22:13,470 --> 01:22:15,220 How d'you do? - Oh Pauline! 884 01:22:15,472 --> 01:22:18,766 So shocked to see your nude picture on a beach in some newspaper. 885 01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:21,685 What are you saying? What she meant to say was. . . 886 01:22:21,895 --> 01:22:24,605 she is very upset with the press for what they're doing. . . 887 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,690 to respected people like you. 888 01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,776 Do you know what you are saying? 889 01:22:41,247 --> 01:22:42,998 Dad is here. 890 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:48,629 Jazz, this is Mr John Pringle. He's got an old connection with lndia. 891 01:22:49,047 --> 01:22:52,758 His great grandfather was a high ranking officer of the East lndia Company. 892 01:22:53,176 --> 01:22:54,635 Oh really? 893 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:57,596 This is my fiancee, Jazz. - Jazz? 894 01:22:57,847 --> 01:22:59,848 lsn't that a kind of music? 895 01:23:00,892 --> 01:23:03,185 So when did the lndians have such fancy names, Charlie? 896 01:23:03,436 --> 01:23:05,562 Actually, it's short for Jasmeet. 897 01:23:06,564 --> 01:23:08,816 Then Jazz must be your attempt to be one of us. 898 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:12,111 There's one smart girl you got there, Charlie. Don't blame her. 899 01:23:12,362 --> 01:23:15,239 She doesn't want to be known as coming from the land of snake charmers, right? 900 01:23:16,741 --> 01:23:20,703 Tell me, Jazz, they still do the lndian rope trick in your country? 901 01:23:23,623 --> 01:23:24,707 No, Mr Pringle 902 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:29,044 And it's not just a land of snake charmers. Right, Charlie? 903 01:23:29,879 --> 01:23:31,964 Yes, it's not just a land of snake charmers. 904 01:23:32,549 --> 01:23:35,926 lt's also a land of chicken tandoori and call centres. 905 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:40,556 You know lndia is not just all that, right? 906 01:23:40,724 --> 01:23:42,808 Of course, my dear, lndia is not all that. 907 01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:46,145 Fortunately, Charlie doesn't know. But l do. 908 01:23:48,023 --> 01:23:51,150 Winston Churchill once said, if we ever left lndia. . . 909 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:54,528 it'd be run by the goons. And my God, it is 910 01:23:58,366 --> 01:24:00,951 lf you just excuse me. - Certainly, madam. 911 01:24:13,048 --> 01:24:15,758 l felt bad because l am an lndian. . 912 01:24:17,010 --> 01:24:19,094 But what happened to you ? Why did you feel bad? 913 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:21,430 You are British! 914 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:27,227 Forget it. lt doesn't matter where you live, you will always be an lndian. 915 01:24:30,774 --> 01:24:31,815 Come. . 916 01:24:32,358 --> 01:24:33,400 Where? 917 01:24:34,027 --> 01:24:36,153 l guess his grandfather saw some other lndia. . 918 01:24:36,696 --> 01:24:38,739 let me give him a guided tour of the real lndia. . . 919 01:24:50,710 --> 01:24:53,212 Mr Pringle, he'd like to tell you something about lndia. 920 01:24:53,755 --> 01:24:55,798 Really? l'm all ears. 921 01:25:04,891 --> 01:25:07,309 When we greet one another, we fold our hands in namastey. . . 922 01:25:07,936 --> 01:25:09,478 because we believe. . . 923 01:25:09,729 --> 01:25:12,106 that God resides in the heart of every human being. 924 01:25:27,914 --> 01:25:31,291 We come from a nation where we allow a lady of Catholic origin. . . 925 01:25:31,501 --> 01:25:34,419 to step aside for a Sikh to be sworn in as Prime Minister. . . 926 01:25:34,796 --> 01:25:38,590 by a Muslim President to govern a nation of over 80 percent Hindus. 927 01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:59,444 lt may also interest you to know that. . . 928 01:25:59,863 --> 01:26:02,364 many of the origins to your words come from Sanskrit. 929 01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:05,075 For example, maatr becomes mother. . . 930 01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:08,620 bhratr becomes brother, giamiti becomes geometry 931 01:26:08,830 --> 01:26:10,873 trikonniti becomes trigonometry. 932 01:26:25,513 --> 01:26:27,598 We have 5600 newspapers. . . 933 01:26:28,141 --> 01:26:31,351 35000 magazines in over twenty-one different languages. . . 934 01:26:31,644 --> 01:26:34,479 with a combined readership of over 1 20 million. 935 01:26:41,404 --> 01:26:43,447 We have reached the moon and back, but yet. . . 936 01:26:43,656 --> 01:26:47,409 you people still feel that we've only reached as far as the lndian rope trick 937 01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:56,793 We are the third largest nation in the world. . . 938 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:59,004 of doctors, engineers and scientists. 939 01:27:15,772 --> 01:27:17,898 Maybe your grandfather didn't tell you that. . . 940 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,150 we have the third largest army in the world. 941 01:27:20,360 --> 01:27:22,903 And even then, l fold my hands in humility before you. . . 942 01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:27,449 because we don't believe we are above or beneath any individual. 943 01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:47,261 And. . . 944 01:27:50,390 --> 01:27:51,431 namastey. 945 01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:09,908 Eventually your husband came to your rescue, right? 946 01:28:10,994 --> 01:28:13,078 l was just kidding. Don't you watch movies or what? 947 01:28:14,163 --> 01:28:16,039 Jazz, there you are. 948 01:28:17,083 --> 01:28:19,167 Great speech, man. We haven't been introduced. 949 01:28:19,377 --> 01:28:21,461 l'm Charles Brown. - Arjun Singh. 950 01:28:22,588 --> 01:28:24,381 And how do you know him? 951 01:28:25,425 --> 01:28:26,466 What? 952 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,637 l. . . friend. . . lndia. 953 01:28:30,930 --> 01:28:33,140 Great. So he must be here for the wedding here, right? 954 01:28:34,851 --> 01:28:36,935 He is asking if you are here for our wedding. . . 955 01:28:37,103 --> 01:28:38,979 Yes, l am here because of our wedding 956 01:28:39,272 --> 01:28:41,273 So there you go, Jazz. You said you can't find a bride's mate. 957 01:28:41,482 --> 01:28:43,567 Maybe this man can be your best man. 958 01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:49,406 He means, you should be my best man at the wedding. 959 01:28:51,367 --> 01:28:53,285 l don't know how to translate "best man" in Hindi. 960 01:28:53,453 --> 01:28:56,496 Best man means the best guy in your life, which is me. 961 01:28:56,831 --> 01:28:58,915 Know what will be great? A rugby match. 962 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:02,794 lndia versus England. The Malhotras versus the Browns. 963 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:08,175 This Sunday. Let's see how good lndia is at something as. . . 964 01:29:08,384 --> 01:29:10,927 there's no cricket. What do you say? 965 01:29:13,389 --> 01:29:14,431 Great. 966 01:29:14,807 --> 01:29:18,185 Nice meeting you, Arjun. Come, my dad's might raise a toast for it. 967 01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:23,857 Would you mind taking a break now, gentlemen? 968 01:29:27,904 --> 01:29:31,114 Hello. May l ask for your attention please? 969 01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:36,328 Has everybody got a drink? Fine. Just want to say a few words. 970 01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,956 Welcome, family and friends. 971 01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:42,626 We're happy you are here as we welcome. . . 972 01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:45,087 Mr and Mrs Malhotra into our family. 973 01:29:50,968 --> 01:29:55,097 Mind you, thanks to Charlie, l get to see you all rather too frequently. 974 01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:59,267 Unfortunately this is the fourth occasion in the last two years. 975 01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:03,230 Dad, it's not the time. . . - Yes. My son says that. . . 976 01:30:03,439 --> 01:30:07,401 l should try to forget the past and look forward. . . 977 01:30:07,652 --> 01:30:10,779 to the future. And he's quite right because his future. . . 978 01:30:10,988 --> 01:30:14,741 is this bright and beautiful girl next to him. . . Jazz 979 01:30:15,868 --> 01:30:18,078 l'm sure he has found true love this time. 980 01:30:18,913 --> 01:30:21,164 Congratulations to you both. Jazz and Charlie. 981 01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:08,605 l want to go back to lndia 982 01:32:10,483 --> 01:32:12,776 but it is impossible for me to stay away from Jasmeet. 983 01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:18,615 l want to stay but. . . 984 01:32:19,951 --> 01:32:22,160 what Jazz is doing. . . 985 01:32:26,123 --> 01:32:29,459 that l can't bear to watch either. - Would alcohol reduce the problem? 986 01:32:35,716 --> 01:32:37,801 ln such situations, one should have poison. . . 987 01:32:38,219 --> 01:32:40,929 but my heart has settled for alcohol. 988 01:32:42,765 --> 01:32:46,142 You talk about hope, you talk about love. . . 989 01:32:47,061 --> 01:32:48,895 and today you are losing heart. 990 01:32:49,272 --> 01:32:51,356 l talk a lot. . 991 01:32:55,778 --> 01:32:57,821 but sometimes l forget. . . 992 01:33:00,366 --> 01:33:02,450 that l am just a human being. 993 01:33:19,510 --> 01:33:21,595 l forgot to tell you one thing. . 994 01:33:22,638 --> 01:33:24,723 l don't know how to play rugby. 995 01:33:33,899 --> 01:33:36,234 Hey boy, l am just like your father. Be gentle. 996 01:33:45,578 --> 01:33:47,287 What are you doing? - What are you doing? 997 01:33:47,455 --> 01:33:49,122 Friend, this is strategy. .strategy. . - What strategy? 998 01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:51,833 Life saving strategy! Only if we stay alive we will win! 999 01:34:13,356 --> 01:34:14,773 Come on, dad. Come on! 1000 01:34:14,899 --> 01:34:16,858 What are you doing? The ball was to be given to lmran. 1001 01:34:17,026 --> 01:34:19,986 lt is possible that he's secretly playing for the British. 1002 01:34:43,761 --> 01:34:45,679 lt's no cricket, is it, boys? 1003 01:34:52,311 --> 01:34:54,396 Oh no. . .Oh no. . . What have we got ourselves into? 1004 01:34:55,272 --> 01:34:57,524 ln our country we usually play small indoor games during weddings. . 1005 01:34:58,442 --> 01:35:00,652 here we have to save our self respect wearing only our undergarments. 1006 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:05,865 That is because that idiot Punjabi boy accepted a challenge. . 1007 01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:09,244 But where is that idiot Punjabi boy? 1008 01:35:09,662 --> 01:35:11,496 Over there. . in the stands. . . 1009 01:35:13,541 --> 01:35:15,667 sitting and enjoying popcorn with the ladies. 1010 01:35:16,210 --> 01:35:19,838 No problem, no problem. Things can change. . . no problem! 1011 01:35:20,464 --> 01:35:23,591 Typically lndian. . .don't lose hope even when they are losing. 1012 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:26,720 Until you are defeated, you are considered a winner. 1013 01:35:27,471 --> 01:35:30,306 But Charlie is the University Rugby Champion. . . 1014 01:35:30,891 --> 01:35:34,436 that's why he challenged you for Rugby and not Cricket. 1015 01:35:34,645 --> 01:35:37,564 Oh. . .OK. . . l thought he watched Lagaan and that's why. . 1016 01:35:39,275 --> 01:35:41,985 What Lagaan? - Don't you watch movies? 1017 01:35:42,361 --> 01:35:47,574 Yes, l do, but not Hindi. - Oh, that's why. 1018 01:35:48,409 --> 01:35:51,161 As long as there is hope, there is everything. Wanna bet? 1019 01:35:52,788 --> 01:35:54,873 Don't bet , you will lose. 1020 01:35:55,166 --> 01:35:56,750 That is my problem. 1021 01:35:56,959 --> 01:35:59,085 lf l win, then you have to show me London. . 1022 01:35:59,253 --> 01:36:01,546 lf l lose, then l will pack my bags and go back to Punjab. 1023 01:36:01,797 --> 01:36:03,882 Don't threaten me about going back to Punjab. . 1024 01:36:04,091 --> 01:36:07,385 OK, even if you lose, l will still show you London. 1025 01:36:17,438 --> 01:36:18,480 lmran? 1026 01:36:19,940 --> 01:36:22,233 Arjun! Come here. 1027 01:36:25,154 --> 01:36:27,405 Remember the bet? You have to show me London. 1028 01:36:29,325 --> 01:36:30,533 Push up, push up! 1029 01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:33,077 Good! - What is to be done? 1030 01:36:33,662 --> 01:36:35,747 Nothing. . just hold the ball. . 1031 01:36:35,998 --> 01:36:39,709 and run like a bull towards the goal post. Here. 1032 01:36:42,463 --> 01:36:44,547 Catch my tiger if you can! 1033 01:36:51,013 --> 01:36:52,263 Easy, guys. 1034 01:36:57,102 --> 01:36:58,478 Get them! 1035 01:38:18,350 --> 01:38:23,563 We beat the British! 1036 01:38:55,554 --> 01:38:57,388 Have some water. 1037 01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:08,858 Sorry. 1038 01:40:19,596 --> 01:40:24,600 "What has happened to me all of a sudden?" 1039 01:40:27,062 --> 01:40:32,275 "My heart beats to tell this story' 1040 01:40:33,569 --> 01:40:35,403 What will you have? - Alcohol. . 1041 01:40:39,158 --> 01:40:40,658 Two vodkas. 1042 01:40:42,703 --> 01:40:47,915 "What has happened to me all of a sudden?" 1043 01:40:50,461 --> 01:40:55,840 "Oh, what has happened to me?" 1044 01:40:57,885 --> 01:41:03,598 "My heart beats to tell this story! About how it craves to be with you" 1045 01:41:06,685 --> 01:41:08,603 What are you doing? 1046 01:41:08,771 --> 01:41:10,855 After looking at the whole of London l felt that. . 1047 01:41:11,065 --> 01:41:13,775 it would be better to look at you . . .that is why. . . 1048 01:41:14,318 --> 01:41:16,069 l'm doing these rounds. 1049 01:41:49,353 --> 01:41:52,605 You intrigue me. . . . l behaved so badly with you 1050 01:41:52,981 --> 01:41:55,066 and even then you are not angry with me? 1051 01:41:55,526 --> 01:41:59,445 Where there is love, there is no anger. ln fact, there is hope. 1052 01:42:00,531 --> 01:42:01,572 What hope? 1053 01:42:01,824 --> 01:42:04,033 Hope that you will not marry such a bad rugby player. 1054 01:42:05,452 --> 01:42:08,830 And if you do, then many years later, when we are old, 1055 01:42:09,039 --> 01:42:12,792 l will come to London and call you. - And you will say. .? 1056 01:42:13,710 --> 01:42:18,005 On the phone l will say, Jasmeet, l want to meet you. . . 1057 01:42:18,799 --> 01:42:20,091 please come and meet me. 1058 01:42:20,342 --> 01:42:21,592 You don't want to meet me. . 1059 01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,887 Why meet after so many years? How will it help? 1060 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,431 But l insist, 1061 01:42:27,599 --> 01:42:29,058 Don't say no, Jasmeet. 1062 01:42:29,393 --> 01:42:31,978 You are stubborn. . your refusal is strong 1063 01:42:32,646 --> 01:42:34,063 and your tone firm. . 1064 01:42:34,314 --> 01:42:36,399 lt will be better if we don't meet. 1065 01:42:36,650 --> 01:42:39,318 But l will wait for you at the same place. . . 1066 01:42:39,528 --> 01:42:41,612 with the hope that you will come. . 1067 01:42:43,866 --> 01:42:45,783 Then? - Then. . . 1068 01:43:01,800 --> 01:43:03,509 We look at each other. 1069 01:43:04,928 --> 01:43:06,637 feeling strange. . 1070 01:43:07,222 --> 01:43:10,391 we look at each other and remember how we looked when we were young. 1071 01:43:11,810 --> 01:43:13,895 You are still very beautiful. 1072 01:43:14,271 --> 01:43:16,814 Don't talk rubbish. . . l have grown old now. 1073 01:43:17,065 --> 01:43:18,900 You look down. . 1074 01:43:21,987 --> 01:43:24,363 the way l start talking looking directly into your eyes. . 1075 01:43:25,199 --> 01:43:27,033 you don't like it. 1076 01:43:28,785 --> 01:43:30,620 Don't look at me like that. . . 1077 01:43:33,582 --> 01:43:35,625 Why did you come back? 1078 01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:39,587 There is silence for a moment. . . 1079 01:43:39,796 --> 01:43:41,839 there's nothing left to say. . 1080 01:43:42,049 --> 01:43:43,925 you stand there in silence. 1081 01:43:44,968 --> 01:43:47,053 a veil of sadness cloud your eyes. . 1082 01:43:47,638 --> 01:43:49,388 mine too. 1083 01:43:50,849 --> 01:43:52,516 Are you happy? 1084 01:43:59,608 --> 01:44:01,692 And what did l say? 1085 01:44:01,860 --> 01:44:03,569 And you said. . . 1086 01:44:04,821 --> 01:44:06,656 The meaning of true love. . . 1087 01:44:07,366 --> 01:44:09,200 . . . ls not to possess. 1088 01:44:12,871 --> 01:44:14,205 What does that mean? 1089 01:44:14,331 --> 01:44:16,290 How would l know? You said it. .you should know. 1090 01:44:30,931 --> 01:44:33,599 Here we go, darling. - Thanks. 1091 01:44:34,226 --> 01:44:36,310 One for the big man. - Thanks. 1092 01:44:39,439 --> 01:44:41,315 This man can drink. 1093 01:44:42,401 --> 01:44:45,069 So tell me, Arjun, except our marriage what brings you to London? 1094 01:44:46,029 --> 01:44:47,780 What did he say? 1095 01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:51,534 He is asking what brings you to London besides the wedding. 1096 01:44:52,786 --> 01:44:55,496 l have come to pacify my wife and take her back home. 1097 01:44:57,916 --> 01:44:59,250 What he's saying? 1098 01:45:00,085 --> 01:45:02,378 l marry Jazz. . . 1099 01:45:03,297 --> 01:45:05,298 parcel. . . take away. 1100 01:45:08,427 --> 01:45:10,511 l think l got it. So you're. . . 1101 01:45:10,721 --> 01:45:13,639 staying for the wedding and then you're gonna go. 1102 01:45:14,891 --> 01:45:16,559 Yeah, yeah. 1103 01:45:16,852 --> 01:45:19,061 Jazz, translate correctly in English, otherwise later he will accuse me 1104 01:45:19,229 --> 01:45:21,314 that l didn't warn him of my real intention for being here. 1105 01:45:21,815 --> 01:45:24,692 Whatever. We'll leave you guys to catch. C'mon girls. 1106 01:45:24,901 --> 01:45:26,986 l'll go. - lt's dancing time. 1107 01:45:29,489 --> 01:45:33,659 What intention? 1108 01:46:11,198 --> 01:46:16,202 "Let me tell you what's in my heart" 1109 01:46:16,411 --> 01:46:21,874 "l want to take you far away as my Heer" 1110 01:46:39,351 --> 01:46:41,435 "To take you away, my dear" 1111 01:46:42,062 --> 01:46:44,563 "And to gaze at you forever" 1112 01:47:37,367 --> 01:47:41,954 "l offer my entire youth to you" 1113 01:47:43,123 --> 01:47:47,793 "l dedicate my whole story to you" 1114 01:47:48,753 --> 01:47:53,382 "You are in my eyes, you are in my breath" 1115 01:47:54,426 --> 01:47:59,221 "You are in my heartbeats, you are in my body and my soul" 1116 01:48:05,145 --> 01:48:07,688 "l'm crazy about you, you're crazy about me" 1117 01:48:08,023 --> 01:48:10,483 "Why do you pretend to be unaware" 1118 01:48:11,067 --> 01:48:16,322 "That you're my life, sweetheart" 1119 01:48:16,948 --> 01:48:19,033 "To take you away, my dear" 1120 01:48:19,451 --> 01:48:21,535 "And to gaze at you forever" 1121 01:49:06,164 --> 01:49:11,001 "l am the one your heart keeps asking about" 1122 01:49:11,753 --> 01:49:16,382 "Why don't you realise that l am your Mahiwal and you're my Sohni" 1123 01:49:17,467 --> 01:49:22,054 "You are my beloved, my sweetheart" 1124 01:49:23,181 --> 01:49:27,685 "You've given my heart a whole new experience" 1125 01:49:33,775 --> 01:49:39,321 "There is so much magic in your beauty, that l've no control over my heart" 1126 01:49:39,656 --> 01:49:44,994 "lt's only you in every breath of mine, that's all l want you to know" 1127 01:49:45,203 --> 01:49:47,705 "To take you away, my dear" 1128 01:49:47,998 --> 01:49:50,833 "And to gaze at you forever" 1129 01:50:20,238 --> 01:50:22,531 Get off from me! D'you ever look into the mirror? 1130 01:50:26,077 --> 01:50:27,536 Back off. 1131 01:50:29,456 --> 01:50:31,540 What's wrong? Sorry. 1132 01:50:42,302 --> 01:50:44,845 So what's your problem, young man? 1133 01:50:46,765 --> 01:50:49,016 Sir. . .? - Can't you find yourself a girl. . . 1134 01:50:49,267 --> 01:50:51,727 in your own community? - Or are you just curious to know. . . 1135 01:50:51,936 --> 01:50:54,021 what children from mixed marriages looked like. 1136 01:50:55,690 --> 01:50:57,358 Great joke. 1137 01:50:58,109 --> 01:51:01,779 l mean. . . l love Susan, l'm gonna marry Susan. . . 1138 01:51:01,946 --> 01:51:04,031 l mean, l want to marry Susan 1139 01:51:04,491 --> 01:51:06,325 So what'll it be, lmran? 1140 01:51:07,452 --> 01:51:09,453 Would you prefer the name lmmanuel? 1141 01:51:10,038 --> 01:51:12,373 Or would you like lan as a name? 1142 01:51:14,042 --> 01:51:16,543 l don't really understand, sir. Susan. . .? 1143 01:51:17,587 --> 01:51:22,591 He's talking about changing your name from lmran to something appropriate? 1144 01:51:23,051 --> 01:51:25,719 l suppose you do understand that you have a baptised Christian. . . 1145 01:51:25,929 --> 01:51:27,805 to marry my daughter, right? 1146 01:51:28,223 --> 01:51:30,307 Yeah, but of course, sir. 1147 01:51:30,517 --> 01:51:33,018 And you have to provide me with a written statement clarifying. . . 1148 01:51:33,311 --> 01:51:36,355 that none of your family involved in terrorist activities. 1149 01:51:51,996 --> 01:51:53,872 What are you doing here? 1150 01:51:55,542 --> 01:51:58,043 l could ask you the same question. What are you doing here? 1151 01:51:59,087 --> 01:52:01,588 l've always seen you either at a disco or a bar. 1152 01:52:02,090 --> 01:52:05,342 l am changing my religion. 1153 01:52:05,969 --> 01:52:08,053 So it's like the last salute of the soldier going to the warfront. 1154 01:52:11,474 --> 01:52:13,475 But saying goodbye to God will not 1155 01:52:13,643 --> 01:52:15,728 reduce the feeling of deception, lmran, right? 1156 01:52:19,983 --> 01:52:22,443 Susan's father wants me to change my name, religion. . 1157 01:52:22,652 --> 01:52:25,112 and become a Christian. - Are you marrying Susan's father? 1158 01:52:25,613 --> 01:52:28,323 But Susan didn't object to this. lt means. . . 1159 01:52:28,491 --> 01:52:32,286 Very good, my lover boy. You're leaving your 26 year old identity, 1160 01:52:32,454 --> 01:52:35,998 name and religion for a girl whom you've barely known for 26 weeks. 1161 01:52:44,382 --> 01:52:46,008 See that? 1162 01:52:48,511 --> 01:52:50,596 That father wants to pass on his tradition to his son 1163 01:52:50,764 --> 01:52:52,681 because he got the same from his father. 1164 01:52:53,600 --> 01:52:56,852 But the day he will come to know that his son is going to leave. . . 1165 01:52:57,061 --> 01:52:59,772 all his traditions and principles. . . 1166 01:53:00,523 --> 01:53:02,483 . . .what will happen to his feelings? 1167 01:53:04,569 --> 01:53:06,278 l am also a Punjabi. . . 1168 01:53:06,488 --> 01:53:08,363 l respect love. . . 1169 01:53:09,407 --> 01:53:11,658 but my dear friend, there are no conditions in love. 1170 01:53:13,203 --> 01:53:14,578 See you. 1171 01:53:25,840 --> 01:53:27,716 Hi. - Hey. 1172 01:53:30,720 --> 01:53:32,137 Everybody. . . 1173 01:53:32,347 --> 01:53:34,431 l'd like to introduce lmmanuel. 1174 01:53:35,683 --> 01:53:37,518 No. lmran. 1175 01:53:40,230 --> 01:53:42,147 l'm lmran Khan. 1176 01:53:43,066 --> 01:53:44,817 l'm sorry, Susan. 1177 01:53:45,068 --> 01:53:47,528 l will not change my name or religion. 1178 01:53:47,987 --> 01:53:50,072 l respect all religions. 1179 01:53:50,448 --> 01:53:52,533 And we can't build our relationship on such conditions. 1180 01:53:53,451 --> 01:53:55,661 l can't give up who l am to become one of you. 1181 01:53:56,329 --> 01:53:58,413 What are you talking about? 1182 01:54:00,041 --> 01:54:01,124 Sir. . . 1183 01:54:01,918 --> 01:54:06,338 l'm sorry. But your conditions are just unacceptable for me. 1184 01:54:08,383 --> 01:54:10,676 Susan, l love you. 1185 01:54:11,886 --> 01:54:15,097 And l want you to love me for who l am, not what you can make me into. 1186 01:54:15,473 --> 01:54:18,225 And if this relationship is about changing my name or religion. . . 1187 01:54:18,643 --> 01:54:22,396 then l'm sorry, l don't think it's worth the effort. 1188 01:54:30,113 --> 01:54:31,738 Coming. 1189 01:55:25,877 --> 01:55:27,419 Jazz, darling. . . how are you? 1190 01:55:27,670 --> 01:55:31,006 l'm so excited. l have us both enrolled in dance classes 1191 01:55:31,466 --> 01:55:34,718 What. . .? l don't need any dance lessons, honey. 1192 01:55:35,553 --> 01:55:37,638 l've had practise dancing in my previous wedding. 1193 01:55:37,847 --> 01:55:39,973 lt's your first wedding, not mine. 1194 01:55:40,558 --> 01:55:43,310 lt's my fourth. - But l need a partner. 1195 01:55:43,519 --> 01:55:45,771 And it's our wedding. At least give me company. 1196 01:55:46,856 --> 01:55:50,400 l won't stop you, you go ahead. Ask Archie to step in for me. 1197 01:55:51,861 --> 01:55:54,571 lt's not Archie, it's Arjun. l know, l mean. . . 1198 01:55:54,697 --> 01:55:56,949 Jazz, l've got to go. Okay? 1199 01:56:04,791 --> 01:56:06,625 l don't believe him. 1200 01:56:10,588 --> 01:56:12,673 You're doing great. 1201 01:56:13,132 --> 01:56:14,800 More passion. 1202 01:56:15,677 --> 01:56:19,179 Head up, chin up. . . up. . . good. 1203 01:56:20,556 --> 01:56:22,307 Keep going 1204 01:56:23,017 --> 01:56:25,018 That's it. Keep going. 1205 01:56:28,356 --> 01:56:29,398 Thank you, Arjun. 1206 01:56:29,565 --> 01:56:31,900 l will never leave the chance of dancing with you. 1207 01:56:35,863 --> 01:56:37,948 By the way. . .you dance pretty well. 1208 01:56:38,783 --> 01:56:41,535 Just play the drum once and l will show you what's a Punjabi dance. 1209 01:56:43,162 --> 01:56:45,872 Bhangra! l must say that your taste is not good. 1210 01:56:46,332 --> 01:56:49,209 Don't say that. . . l liked you at first sight. 1211 01:56:52,797 --> 01:56:55,257 Are you flirting with me? - From the very first day. . . 1212 01:56:55,717 --> 01:56:57,759 and you realised it now? 1213 01:56:59,512 --> 01:57:01,930 When you return home, what you will do? 1214 01:57:02,932 --> 01:57:04,850 Will you marry someone else? 1215 01:57:05,018 --> 01:57:06,768 l'm already married! 1216 01:57:11,107 --> 01:57:14,234 l know, l know. . ."l am joking. Don't you watch movies?" 1217 01:57:14,652 --> 01:57:16,528 l'm not joking. . . 1218 01:57:19,032 --> 01:57:20,699 l am not going to marry again. 1219 01:57:24,871 --> 01:57:30,250 "What has happened to me all of a sudden?" 1220 01:57:52,815 --> 01:57:55,108 Hi Charlie. - Jazz, l need you here, now. 1221 01:57:55,443 --> 01:57:58,695 You need me to come right now? - Don't argue with me. lt's worth it. 1222 01:57:58,988 --> 01:58:00,947 Can you just give me five minutes? l'm at the dance class. 1223 01:58:01,157 --> 01:58:04,493 Just forget about the dancing. Leave the dancing for a minute. 1224 01:58:05,953 --> 01:58:09,289 lt's a hard concept to understand. The man leads, the woman follows. 1225 01:58:10,958 --> 01:58:13,710 Charlie, don't behave like a child. Just give me five minutes. 1226 01:58:14,462 --> 01:58:16,588 Don't call me a child. Just get into a taxi. . . 1227 01:58:17,006 --> 01:58:19,091 l'll pick you up at the other end. Okay? 1228 01:58:19,759 --> 01:58:21,843 l need you here, right now. 1229 01:58:22,678 --> 01:58:24,304 Fine. l'm coming. 1230 01:58:25,014 --> 01:58:27,015 l'm sorry. 1231 01:58:27,433 --> 01:58:29,935 Mr. Charlie does not have the time to dance but. . 1232 01:58:30,103 --> 01:58:32,187 ]the timing of his phone call was impeccable. 1233 01:58:33,481 --> 01:58:35,148 Okay, goodbye. 1234 01:58:35,775 --> 01:58:38,902 This is the perfect location for our reception. 1235 01:58:40,154 --> 01:58:41,655 Follow me. 1236 01:58:42,365 --> 01:58:44,116 We'll have the band playing here 1237 01:58:44,951 --> 01:58:48,870 l'm thinking about asking Phil Collins. 1238 01:58:49,413 --> 01:58:51,414 Come over here. 1239 01:58:51,833 --> 01:58:54,584 We're gonna have the biggest example anyone has ever seen. . . 1240 01:58:54,752 --> 01:58:57,254 the most exotic sweets anyone has ever tasted, 1241 01:58:57,588 --> 01:59:01,424 at the marquee of the hall grounds under the giant Roman Pillars. 1242 01:59:02,760 --> 01:59:06,012 Maybe all the waiters dressed as gladiators. What d'you think? 1243 01:59:08,307 --> 01:59:10,809 Jazz, what're you thinking? - Yeah. 1244 01:59:12,270 --> 01:59:14,354 You make me laugh sometimes. C'mon, come inside. 1245 01:59:15,606 --> 01:59:17,691 There's so much more to show you. 1246 01:59:38,337 --> 01:59:40,005 God! l love you 1247 01:59:47,096 --> 01:59:48,805 Come here. 1248 01:59:56,731 --> 01:59:58,148 Kiss me. 1249 02:00:29,055 --> 02:00:30,096 Stop. 1250 02:00:31,349 --> 02:00:33,433 What is wrong with you? - l'm sorry. 1251 02:00:35,519 --> 02:00:37,604 We're getting marriage in a couple of days. 1252 02:00:38,648 --> 02:00:40,732 Why are you acting like a. . . 1253 02:00:41,943 --> 02:00:44,027 bloody lndian bride? 1254 02:01:22,650 --> 02:01:24,526 l want a divorce! 1255 02:01:26,445 --> 02:01:28,488 Arjun. l am serious. l want a divorce. 1256 02:01:35,621 --> 02:01:37,455 You don't consider our marriage a marriage. . 1257 02:01:37,665 --> 02:01:38,999 then how will you consider our divorce a divorce? 1258 02:01:39,208 --> 02:01:41,626 But you do, and that troubles me. 1259 02:01:44,338 --> 02:01:47,674 Charlie wanted to kiss me. . and he has all the right to do so. . 1260 02:01:48,509 --> 02:01:50,593 since we are going to get married. 1261 02:01:51,220 --> 02:01:53,930 But l. . . we argued. 1262 02:01:54,598 --> 02:01:56,683 You just give me a divorce! 1263 02:02:03,441 --> 02:02:06,443 Bebe, London is just like Punjab. . 1264 02:02:07,278 --> 02:02:09,571 the only difference is that there are more Punjabis in London. 1265 02:02:09,947 --> 02:02:11,448 Did you roam around or not? 1266 02:02:11,657 --> 02:02:13,742 Yes. . . l did. 1267 02:02:14,577 --> 02:02:16,870 l've been going around ever since l landed here. 1268 02:02:17,246 --> 02:02:18,913 Then why are you coming back? 1269 02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:23,126 l am coming back because l miss you all very much. 1270 02:02:24,503 --> 02:02:26,463 l miss the village very much. - And Jasmeet? 1271 02:02:27,173 --> 02:02:30,425 Jasmeet had already packed her bags, but l said no. 1272 02:02:30,926 --> 02:02:31,676 Why? 1273 02:02:31,844 --> 02:02:33,345 She couldn't get any leave from the office. 1274 02:02:33,554 --> 02:02:36,014 She is crazy. She talks about leaving her job. 1275 02:02:36,307 --> 02:02:38,224 But l said no. . . no. 1276 02:02:38,392 --> 02:02:41,478 My son, tell me the truth 1277 02:02:42,313 --> 02:02:44,397 you both get along, right? 1278 02:02:45,232 --> 02:02:47,108 What do you mean get along? 1279 02:02:47,651 --> 02:02:49,819 She is more in love with me after our first night. 1280 02:02:51,614 --> 02:02:53,198 Shut up, idiot! 1281 02:02:53,407 --> 02:02:55,241 Hey, l am just joking. . 1282 02:02:55,618 --> 02:02:57,535 and you watch movies too. 1283 02:03:01,082 --> 02:03:03,583 Ok, fine then. . 1284 02:03:04,168 --> 02:03:06,711 goodbye. - Take care, son. 1285 02:03:07,171 --> 02:03:10,340 May you live a long life. God bless you. 1286 02:03:10,591 --> 02:03:12,759 Regards. . God bless. 1287 02:03:24,647 --> 02:03:26,731 The meaning of true love. . 1288 02:03:28,192 --> 02:03:30,276 is not to possess. 1289 02:03:42,540 --> 02:03:45,500 The meaning of true love is not to possess. 1290 02:03:48,754 --> 02:03:50,713 Am l correct ? 1291 02:03:51,715 --> 02:03:55,301 Yes, those lines have been written to make losers in love feel better. 1292 02:03:58,681 --> 02:04:00,974 l am just joking. l wrote it. 1293 02:04:13,988 --> 02:04:15,113 Dance? 1294 02:04:16,157 --> 02:04:18,241 One. . . last time? 1295 02:04:47,688 --> 02:04:49,147 Look, Jasmeet. . . . 1296 02:04:50,149 --> 02:04:54,986 neither could you marry me nor could l give you a divorce. 1297 02:04:56,071 --> 02:04:58,114 now we're even. 1298 02:05:01,035 --> 02:05:03,119 Will you promise me one more thing? 1299 02:05:03,704 --> 02:05:05,371 What promise? 1300 02:05:05,789 --> 02:05:07,916 When we get old. . . 1301 02:05:09,168 --> 02:05:11,211 and when l come back to London. . . 1302 02:05:13,005 --> 02:05:14,964 and call you, 1303 02:05:15,508 --> 02:05:17,467 please do come and meet me. . . 1304 02:05:18,552 --> 02:05:21,429 because for me it would be very important to know. . . 1305 02:05:22,932 --> 02:05:24,557 that you are happy. 1306 02:05:36,070 --> 02:05:37,946 What was that for? 1307 02:05:38,531 --> 02:05:40,198 Just saying goodbye. 1308 02:05:43,494 --> 02:05:45,411 You're a nice guy, Arjun 1309 02:05:48,541 --> 02:05:50,416 l'll miss you. 1310 02:06:41,760 --> 02:06:43,595 lt's too late, lmran. 1311 02:06:43,846 --> 02:06:44,887 Really? 1312 02:06:46,974 --> 02:06:50,101 l just came to tell you that Daddy, mummy, me and Susan. . . 1313 02:06:51,729 --> 02:06:53,646 will be going to Karachi for a few days. 1314 02:07:10,080 --> 02:07:11,998 Moni, what are you doing? 1315 02:07:12,916 --> 02:07:17,211 Can't you see l'm drinking. . . l'm getting drunk. 1316 02:07:19,298 --> 02:07:21,341 You got your son back, right? 1317 02:07:23,677 --> 02:07:25,511 My daughter is going. 1318 02:07:25,804 --> 02:07:28,056 Enough, buddy. Don't drink more. 1319 02:07:28,307 --> 02:07:30,350 You have to take your daughter till the altar. 1320 02:07:31,602 --> 02:07:32,852 Leave it. 1321 02:10:05,339 --> 02:10:06,380 Congratulations. 1322 02:10:08,008 --> 02:10:09,884 You were right, Charlie. 1323 02:10:10,177 --> 02:10:12,178 l've got to be the best man, but you are the man for Jazz. 1324 02:10:16,475 --> 02:10:19,310 She loves you, and l wish you both a very happy married life. 1325 02:10:20,938 --> 02:10:22,814 Please take care of Jasmeet. 1326 02:10:24,316 --> 02:10:25,942 Sweet little Jasmeet. 1327 02:10:27,820 --> 02:10:29,695 Don't hurt her. . . 1328 02:10:29,863 --> 02:10:30,947 ever! 1329 02:10:31,990 --> 02:10:34,700 Or else, l'll come back for a match, and this time it won't be rugby. 1330 02:10:39,331 --> 02:10:40,957 Goodbye Charlie. 1331 02:10:41,375 --> 02:10:43,417 Goodbye Jasmeet. 1332 02:10:46,463 --> 02:10:50,758 Do you, Charles Brown, take this woman, Jasmeet Singh. . . 1333 02:10:50,968 --> 02:10:53,052 to be your wedded wife? 1334 02:10:53,512 --> 02:10:56,180 And do you promise to love her, comfort her, honour. . . 1335 02:10:56,390 --> 02:10:58,891 and keep her in sickness and health? 1336 02:10:59,351 --> 02:11:02,478 And forsaking all others, keep only unto her. . . 1337 02:11:02,646 --> 02:11:05,398 for as long as you both shall live? 1338 02:11:06,817 --> 02:11:08,317 l do. 1339 02:11:09,987 --> 02:11:14,490 Do you, Jasmeet Singh, take this man, Charles Brown. . . 1340 02:11:14,616 --> 02:11:16,325 to be your wedded husband? 1341 02:11:16,493 --> 02:11:19,120 And do you promise to love him, comfort him. . . 1342 02:11:19,454 --> 02:11:21,789 honour and keep him in sickness and health? 1343 02:11:21,957 --> 02:11:25,418 And forsaking all others, keep only unto him. . . 1344 02:11:25,586 --> 02:11:28,546 for as long as you both shall live? 1345 02:11:42,895 --> 02:11:43,936 No. 1346 02:12:17,429 --> 02:12:19,597 Run, dear. Run! 1347 02:12:20,098 --> 02:12:22,183 Truth is God! 1348 02:12:29,149 --> 02:12:32,735 Where are you going, son? We've got some rugby to play! 1349 02:12:33,236 --> 02:12:34,612 Hey Parvez. . 1350 02:13:04,226 --> 02:13:06,185 Why did you pretend that you didn't know English? 1351 02:13:06,353 --> 02:13:08,437 My pretense almost ended at that party. . . 1352 02:13:08,772 --> 02:13:11,732 where l had understood everything Mr Pringle said in English . . . 1353 02:13:11,984 --> 02:13:15,528 and gave him a fitting reply in Hindi! You should have caught me then. 1354 02:13:17,656 --> 02:13:19,699 Jasmeet, l speak better English than you. . . 1355 02:13:21,576 --> 02:13:24,870 but you see l'm Punjabi at heart, l didn't want any confusion about that. 1356 02:13:26,832 --> 02:13:28,958 l am just joking. Don't you watch movies?