Hey, once we have decided then matter closes there.
This is my land so get lost from here.
I am not an ordinary man that would get scared by your threats.
The land is mine. I will not spare anyone.
The land where I step on becomes mine.
I am not a land owner but a land mine and will not spar anyone.
Actually this land belongs to police department.
To have control over police land is as..
..injurious to health as drinking and smoking.
Your countdown starts now.
I shall give miss call to the one who does not finish his hooliganism.
I shall send sms and warning on whats app.
If you change it is better and if you do not change..
..then I shall not send any warning.
I shall shoot you immediately. Hail to India.
Jai Hind.
Hail to the precious jewel of India-the prime minister.
Oh God, I am dead.
- Get out. - Why?
You told me that you are married.
You took the first floor on rent and do wrong things here.
You drink and smoke at this age.
After midnight you get wrong girls here.
You are thinking wrong. She was not a girl but aunty.
Her husband could not love her so I had to do that.
I shall hit you.
What is the need to bring her home?
Were you singing religious songs for her the entire night?
No, the songs were playing on TV. We were just dancing.
Get lost or I shall jump and not spare you.
You will b cursed by a bachelor..
..and you will have to suffer, I swear on Sunny Leone.
Any tenant who comes to stay here will trouble you so much..
..that it will become unbearable for you.
Get lost.
My curse is enough to destroy you.
If you keep throwing away tenants like this every month then we will..
..have to start work of agents leaving aside the job of a lawyer.
Will you support your father or those tenants?
If you speak too much then I shall throw you out as well. Understood.
Because of those tenants we are able to earn..
..otherwise we are earning nothing by practicing law.
That is why I keep on asking you to get good and honest tenants.
Useless fellow.
If I had not made you my assistant then you would b capable for nothing.
- Father.. - What is it?
Stop it.
From the time I have got married in this house..
..I have not seen father and son talking lovingly.
This is a house and not a court where you can argue.
Breakfast is ready, so eat it.
Make him eat almonds in breakfast so that his brain starts working.
First calm him down.
Don't calm me down. Eggs are ready so eat them.
As if they are golden eggs.
Have you seen such a person? That is why I keep scolding him.
Tell me where your dear brother-in-law is.
I do not know. Since morning his phone is switched off.
Another stupid fellow must be with some useless person.
It is said that every friend is necessary.
Sometimes one friend is equivalent to 10 friends.
Like Arjun and Ashwin.
Both have so many bad qualities that they do not need any bad company.
Just like teasing girls, drinking, roaming aimlessly..
..breaking every rule made by government..
..and sometimes thrashing people too.
These are some strong interest which binds them into a strong relationship.
The ambition of their life is to remain useless..
..hopeless and purposeless.
Today is Sunday so is the court open today?
That is why I ask you to eat almonds. Stupid fellow.
- Arjun.. come here. - Yes father.
I have fought so many stupid cases in my life..
..but I am just not able to understand you.
Till today you he has not won any case.
Tell me there must be something good in you.
I have many good qualities in me. My diet is good.
Even a buffalo has a good diet but you need an aim in life.
Look at your brother. he is an assistant lawyer with me.
Give me coat.
This maid Zareena earns 7,000/-pm
She is much better than you.
Oh God...
Arjun, today I will go to court and request the judge..
..to make you his earthly and make your life.
Case number 56. Ranga Kumar who stole a goat.
Billa Singh, owner of the goat, be present in the court.
Are you my father or that of neighbors?
Sister-in-law, make him understand.
Father, you leave otherwise you will get late.
- Make him understand. - You go. I will make him understand.
Thank you, thank you for saving my life sister-in-law.
It is said that there is calmness before the storm.
But in this house there is peace after father leaves.
This is wrong. You should speak about elders in this way.
He is not older but just old.
I want to meet the principal of that college..
..who gave father the degree of law.
After meeting him I will say...
When did you come, father? Greetings father.
Forgive me.
Look Saundarya, did you hear their talks.
You left these rascals behind for me.
It is very difficult to care of them.
I know that you are doing acting.
Hey, you younger son. Make sure that I will make you wear this coat one day.
- Make him war that after washing and ironing. - Keep quiet.
Hello.
What? Your goat has been stolen.
How will you recognize? We will be wearing black coat.
Goat is black and so is the coat. Okay.
We will win this case.
Why did we come back?
To take the bag. Black goat, black bag.
Thank you.
When his mother was pregnant I made her drink..
..milk with dry fruits so that a scientist is born.
But he is born total useless.
Boys of his age are settled with private or business jobs..
..and sleeping in AC and living a good life.
And he is sleeping peacefully in bright sunlight.
Get up my son, Ashwin. Get up.
Father is a sub inspector and son is a great loafer.
At least respect your father's position and become a home guard.
Get up, get up...
Father, what did Abdul Kalam say?
That very person should dream.
So I will dream only when I sleep.
He did not ask to dream uselessly but to dream about future.
Dhirubhai Ambani's son is Mukesh Ambani.
Rakesh Roshan's son is Hrithik Roshan.
And Ramesh Tendulkar's son is Sachin Tendulakar.
And my son is a loafer.
This is injustice.
Hey lazy fellow, someone is calling.
At least get up to receive the call.
Hey buddy, you forgot that we had to attend Kishore's wedding..
..and enjoy for complete 3 days.
You are too much...
Hey, buddy.
Kumar.
Why is h calling you Kishore Kumar?
I used to sing well so I am Kishore and he used to call me Kumar.
Even today we are good friends.
Hello, welcome buddies. You look like a groom.
Why did you com three days prior to wedding.
I had asked you to com on the day of wedding.
Just because of friendship you came.
Don't try to be smart. We came early so that w could see girls.
Is our sister-in-law fair or dark like you?
- I haven't seen her yet. - You haven't seen her yet?
How?
Father got heart attack and doctor asked for 15 lakhs for operation.
I had to arrange for money so I searched on net.
I found a girl who would give 50laksh as dowry.
So without saying I said yes.
This is unreasonable.
In 50lakhs I would have done honeymoon online.
- Is there any such option? - Keep quiet.
- It is auspicious to see the bride before marriage. - Is that so?
I know where she will be. So let's go and see her.
- Okay, come on. - Come on.
Come on. If we climb this tree then we can see my bride.
Idea.
We will help you to climb this tree.
Then you can see your bride.
I do not know how to climb the tree.
- I know it. - Even I know it.
I shall give you the report after seeing her.
Okay, climb till the top and give signal.
I wish even I knew how to climb the tree.
One second, hold this.
Kishore.
- Kishore... - Father...
Come on, everyone hide.
Come...
I do not know where he has gone.
Hey, come...
Tell... Tell..
Did you see her?
Nicely.
- How does she look? - She was killing.
- Which dress was she wearing? - She was not wearing a dress.
"Don't you worried.."
- Did you see everything? - From top to bottom.
Everything.
Did anything happen to you after seeing her?
She is your sister-in-law.
She is very beautiful just like a butterfly sitting on a flower.
She was looking hot in swimming suit.
Enough buddy, I cannot control it.
- It is just a matter of three days. - Three days are not less.
Son-in-law, would you like to meet my daughter?
No, someone has already seen her.
- So, you have seen her. - Yes.
He has seen everything except the bridal outfit.
So what is left to see?
I am in tension so please leave me alone.
Father-in-law, please leave.
- So, you are angry. I will leave. - Okay, go.
Even you get out guys. I need some privacy.
- So you also see. - I am asking you to leave.
You all spoilt my mood.
He will always remain a child.
Hello, friend of son-in-law, wait for a minute.
Son-in-law got angry on such a small thing and is sitting in the room.
Why is he angry?
Someone saw something.
About swim suit.
This is not swim suit but groom's outfit.
Please take this and make son-in-law wear it.
Okay.
Kishore, Kishore...
Hey, what are you seeing? Don't you have manners?
Can't you see girls are changing here?
Sorry, I thought it was groom's room.
Don't you know the difference between groom and bride's room? Blind fellow.
I do not know difference between a man or woman's room..
..bride or groom's room, ugly or beautiful, bar or school...
Why?
Because I cannot see.
Are you really blind?
- From childhood. - Sorry.
Oh he is blind. Come on change.
I may become blind because of shock.
All are beautiful.
Go right and then left. The groom is there.
Thank you very much. I wanted to say something.
The mole on your waist is beautiful. Never get it tattooed.
Thanks.
Poor fellow, he gave you such a good suggestion for free.
Tell me one thing. How did the blind fellow saw the black mole?
Hey, listen...
Don't shout unnecessarily. Keep the door closed.
How will I know there are girls here?
Hey, you wait...
Don't be sad. I have not seen anything.
I have seen many swim suits in life.
I saw Katrina, Kareena and Aliya.
So what if you saw her in swim suit.
But she didn't see you.
You are very talented.
I know, you fool.
Hey, thinking it to be your room I went into the bride's room.
You tell me how does she look?
Why are you asking?
I should know it.
You saw her in the room in traditional bridal wear.
Not at all. She wasn't wearing the outfit.
Son-in-law, you have not seen my daughter. So at least see her once.
So at least see her once.
One saw her without clothes and one saw her while wearing clothes.
How does it matter whether I see or not?
- Who saw her? - What did they see?
I will shoot her video and upload it on you tube.
You like it and you wife will comment on it.
Then the world will share it.
Get lost from here.
At least look once.
Who is she?
- She is our daughter. - And your wife to be
I remember. I saw her long back online.
That is why I could not recognize her live.
Hi.
Kumar, she is not the one whom I saw in swimming suit.
- Really. - Yes.
Hey, she is not the one who was wearing sari.
What are you saying? Really?
I swear on facebook that she is not the one.
Really.
She too is looking beautiful in sari.
She too will look good in swimsuit.
This is enough. Wait, wait...
My dear fiancé, you can go now.
She was not my wife. I will happily get married now.
Hey, stop. What do you think of yourself?
Hey, you saw us changing and lied to us.
And you enjoyed a lot.
Everyone loves to watch a hot movie.
Answer my questions and then we will decide.
Ask whatever you wish to
Tell us that why do we have two ears.
One for parents and one for in-laws
Why do we mix jaggery and sesame?
So that after mixing they cannot be separated.
Why is ring worn in this finger?
Everyone keep your hands like this.
You can separate all fingers but cannot separate ring finger.
Husband and wife should always remain together like these fingers.
That is why ring is worn in this.
Bye.
He is not as cheap as he looks to be.
Please stop laughing. I have a stomach ache.
Enjoy as much as you wish before marriage..
..because after marriage there is no enjoyment.
Is that so?
I was a queen before marriage.
And after marriage I have become dustbin.
The whole day my mother-in-law troubles me.
Yes, in-laws house and jail is the same.
There we are prisoner to jailer and her to our in-laws.
Do girls talk like this?
Even God cannot understand them.
If daughter-in-law is a computer then in-laws are a virus.
Which type of in-laws do you want?
She is the one I saw. She will really like our joint family.
I hate joint family. I cannot adjust with such a family.
I will get married to one who stays alone.
- Are you mad? - I said it so this is final.
But why?
There won't be a mother-in-law who would give order.
Or father-in-law who would tell me the limit.
There would be no sister-in-law to torture.
I will become his world and he will become mine.
We both will have a separate world.
So I will marry an orphan and this is final.
Hey, she gave me a shock.
She does not want collector or minister but just an orphan.
Become one, buddy.
Okay I will go.
- Okay, bye.. - Bye..
Bye..
Ashwin look, is she coming?
Yes, yes she is coming. Correct your body language.
Make your face as if you are an orphan.
Okay.
Why did God this to me? Those people are so lucky who have parents.
At least I should be having distant relatives.
But what was my fault that I am orphan in this world.
I have no one. I don't have father who would pay my phone bill.
I don't have mother who would serve me lemonade after hangover.
I am there for you, buddy. I shall give you whatever you wish to drink.
I don't have a brother to encourage me.
I don't have sister-in-law to console me.
I will have to live if I have come into this world.
If life is poison then..
Where is the girl? He is a huge fellow.
You made me so much acting for him.
You..
For far he looked to be a girl.
The winning performance got wasted.
This time she is really coming.
Why did God this to me? Those people are so lucky who have parents.
At least I should be having distant relatives.
But what was my fault that I am orphan in this world.
Calm down, buddy. Calm down.
I don't have father who would pay my phone bill.
I don't have mother who would be there to help me to get over the hangover.
I am there for you, buddy. I shall give you whatever you wish to drink.
I don't have a brother to encourage me.
I don't have sister-in-law to console me.
By making me an orphan God has made fun of me.
Be courageous my friend.
What do you know the pain of being orphan?
By crying like this parents will not come.
- Is she watching? - Yes, she is. Continue..
Yes..
Excuse me; are you son of advocate Narayan?
Don't hide your face. Look here.
That old man is still alive, isn't it?
Last week he died of jaundice.
You mean he is dead.
Sorry..but I have another doubt.
His brother and sister-in-law are still alive.
Then how is he an orphan?
Even they died of jaundice.
Oh no...did everyone got jaundice in family?
Has your father died that you are crying?
I am crying so that this disease does not reach me.
I can see that your face is turning yellow.
Doctor..
I will have to leave this. Alcohol will destroy me.
- Hi. - Hi..
Are you an orphan?
Yes.
I am sorry.
It's okay.
I love you.
I love you..
Nice.
Hey, who is it?
Why are you misbehaving?
I hit you because you saw everything that day.
Do you want the matter to continue..
Why did you hold now?
What if you would have slipped and fallen?
I have already slipped.
Wedding is over and now the same old drama of bidding farewell.
And the girl crying..
Father, father..
2Ashwin, I can hear Kumar crying.
Sit down.
Father, I will not go.
- I don't want to stay in my wife's house. - Where are you going?
Father..
After marriage the son becomes a stranger.
Hey, why are you crying?
He is sending me away from his house.
What are you doing?
This is our tradition.
Boys go their wife's house and stay. Someone make him understand.
Brother, he has been pampered a lot so forgive him as a child.
This is good. I wanted a weak husband.
Brother, he does not know any household work..
..so forgive him thinking him to be a small child.
I shall make him a perfect servant cum husband.
From today he will take up the responsibility of the house.
He will cook food, wash clothes and utensils.
And will also do sweeping and mopping.
Okay, okay..did you see father she wants a servant and not a husband.
They had kept this condition in exchange of dowry.
Now go. Daughter-in-law, take him.
- Son-in-law, be careful. - Go happily and then come happily.
Take care of him.
Do not get out of spiderman's costume.
Oh no..
My name is Supriya. I am just 21years of age.
34-28-36 is my size.
By telling me your size you are trying to give measurement.
Do you think I am a tailor?
Get lost.
Hey, I am giving you importance so you are trying to be over smart.
I am not interested in you.
Then take interest in me.
I am a player and not a fool.
Even the biggest of players get out.
We shall meet again.
She is after my life.
Look Mr. you are 2wasting time of both of us.
I am never going to love you.
You are hurting the feelings of an orphan.
If you are an orphan then I can be sympathetic to you..
..but cannot love you.
Whether it is love or sympathy heart is involved in both.
Keep trying. All the best.
- Neelakshi.. - Yes, I am coming.
Hey Neelakshi..at least you turned and saw me.
Do you have a bike?
As far as possible I try to be calm like Gautama Buddha.
But rascals like you instigate me.
It is okay if you are my enemy but if you cheat me then I will not spare you.
Listen everyone, he should not die because I do not..
..just hate cheaters but I feel they are disgusting.
And I kill them after giving them pain.
He will breathe but just like an living dead body.
This seems to be a call centre for criminals.
Whose house is this?
This is my house.
- Is this your house? - And he is my brother.
Brother, he is Arjun. He says that he loves me a lot.
Wait. Wait..the thing is that I love him too.
Sit down.
Relax.
Hey, sit comfortably.
That..
I..
Shall I give you water?
I want to talk to you.
First, talk to me.
What do you do?
I am a software engineer.
- Are you an orphan? - I am an orphan but..
First tell me that do you love her a lot?
Yes I do but..
Is it just love or do you have intentions to marry her as well.
I want to marry her but..
No ifs and buts.
- This proposal is accepted. - Where are you going? Listen to me.
Today you both will get married in registrar's office.
- Today? - Of course. You should be happy.
No engagement but straight away marriage.
Sir, it has just been one hour that we fell in love.
Then will you go to park or disco and decide.
So that brother comes to know and he breaks your limbs.
- Will you marry after that? - That snot the case but..
But what?
If an auspicious day was chosen..
Hey, find out the auspicious moment of today.
12:30 today is so auspicious that this will not come again in 100 years.
Actually I am still not settled properly in life.
Your life got settled the moment my sister chose you.
But..
Why delay an auspicious work?
- Come.. - Let's go brother.
- But.. - What but..
Your relatives should be invited for wedding.
You liked her and she liked you.
And I liked you.
Let's quickly go to registrar's office.
You will get married today.
Sorry father.
At 10:45 I confessed love.
And at 12:30 brother got us married.
Such an example of immediate love and marriage..
..will not be found in history of humanity.
- Hello... - Hi, sister-in-law.
Tell me Arjun.
Tonight I will not come home.
But why?
Because it is my first night today.
Your first night..
- Give me the phone.. - Wait.
It is my friend's first night so all friends are celebrating.
It is your friend's first night so why are you all celebrating?
Is it 31st night?
Brother, it is our friend's first night so everyone wants to encourage him.
- So.. - Okay fine.
If you don't mind I have a doubt.
Any girl would like to marry in a reputed family.
Why did you leave all those and marry a stranger and an orphan.
I had an elder sister Arjun.
She got married in a reputed family.
But the entire family behaved with her like..
..a maid servant and not like a daughter-in-law.
After few months my sister committed suicide.
I am sorry.
My brother and I had decided..
..that we will not see the family but the qualities of boy.
If you were not an orphan..
..then even if I loved you I wouldn't have married you.
I am trapped. I will have to be an orphan for few days.
Don't be sad. Today your sister must be very happy.
But for that you will have to do some hard work. Isn't it?
Arjun..Arjun, get up.
Let me sleep for some more time sister-in-law.
Who is this sister-in-law?
- Whose sister-in-law? - You just now said sister-in-law.
I am like this. I dream about my desires.
If I had a big family I would say everyday like this.
Let me sleep for some more time sister-in-law.
What is there in breakfast today, mother?
Don't scold me, father.
Brother, give me the keys of the car.
But all this is a dream.
After I open my eyes my loneliness and I are left alone.
If I get angry then there is no one to pacify me.
Don't say like this Arjun. I am there for you.
Today we will take a rental house and start a new life.
- What do you say? - Why will take a house on rent?
Your brother has such a big house.
That is not a house but a place where rowdies stay.
That is why for first night brother booked this hotel.
Now we cannot stay here for our entire life.
We will make our own house, our own identity, Arjun.
That is why I have selected few addresses from so many newspapers.
Hey, if you stay in this area then you will be recognized.
There isn't much time? I have to go to office during day and home at night.
You don't take any tension. You get ready and go to your office.
I will get ready and find a house.
Hey, do it properly.
How was the wedding of your friend?
Tired face, red eyes…such condition in the marriage of a friend.
I think there is something wrong.
There is a lot to do on first night.
- Brother... - It was his friend's first night.
- I know..I know… - Arjun, you go inside.
- Thank you sister-in-law. - You do your work.
The entire day you have fun. Complete your studies.
- Father, she wants to see a house on rent. - Yes.
- Greetings, uncle. - Greetings.
Father, shall I show her the first floor?
Yes.
- You have to go from the hall to the first floor. - Okay.
Father has got every room made according to vastu.
- This is the second bedroom. - Wow!
You got a very beautiful house made, uncle. I just loved it.
- Thanks a lot. - He did not make it..
..but the builder made it.
All houses are made by builders and not by lawyers.
- He is elders on Ravi. - Hi.
He works as an assistant lawyer under me.
She is my elder daughter-in-law, a housewife.
I have one more son.
He is inside and it is better if we do not talk about him.
Idiot, useless, loafer, hooligan...all such positions suit him.
- How much is the rent? - 30,000/-
20,000/-
Why so less? Okay, he will adjust in the bill.
With light bill, water bill, gas bill and all facilities.
If you think it is more then I shall reduce it further.
So nice.
You never reduced any amount for anyone and for her you reduced 10,000/-
Thing is son that she resembles your mother.
Only by resemblance you gave her discount worth 10,000/-
Just understand that I am giving 10,000/- to your mother.
For how many months shall I give advance?
- 3 months. - 1 month.
- Okay fine. 3 months advance. - Thank you.
Tomorrow is an auspicious day so we will shift tomorrow.
- Thank you, uncle. - I will go and bid her good bye.
In this age if you move it much then it gets stiff....neck
Hello Arjun, good news.
Yesterday we celebrated first night and today morning good news.
Not that good news. I have chosen a house.
Just 20,000/- rent with all the facilities.
I know your choice. You must have chosen a nice house.
I gave them three months advance.
Why did you give for three months? Give for the entire year.
What is this? Same religious song on both sides.
Oh God...
I can hear the same religious song from your phone.
There is a big temple near to my office.
Did you go to an advocate's house in Shastri Nagar?
Yes I went but how did you know?
I had read an ad in classifieds. No, no we don't need it.
Why are you getting so irritated?
Are you regretting getting married to me?
Why are you saying like that? I really love you and I am very happy.
There is some problem in the house and people over there are not right.
People of the house?
I mean there is problem in the vastu of the house.
Who told you? There is proper vastu and a big size.
People are nice. So we will stay in this house.
Now that you have fixed so it is fine.
Bye.
Oh God, if Ashwin was here then..
..he would have definitely given me some idea.
Ashwin, where are you?
- Sir, is he a terrorist? - Does he look like a terrorist?
- Okay then is he a thief? - No not thief but a loafer.
This useless fellow is my son.
- Did he steal your money? - Not money but my peace of mind.
- This useless fellow is running from home guard selection. - Catch him.
Where did he go?
Hey girl, listen. Have you seen a boy with silky hair?
- He came running this side. - No.
Okay you did not see.
Hey, whom are you hiding behind you?
- He is my boyfriend. - Oh!
As it is that loafer cannot have such a girlfriend.
He again cheated me.
Oh no…
Who is the one with such beautiful body?
- You... - Yes, it's me.
That day you saw from front and today from back.
You even held my waist.
I did not purposely hold you. It was an emergency so I held it.
- Sorry… - What do you mean by saying sorry?
How much do I have to maintain for slim waist?
Yoga in the morning and jogging in the evening.
I cannot eat ice cream or touch chocolate.
Junk food is like poison.
With so much effort I maintain this slim waist..
..and you just touched it like that.
Enough of your lecture.
So are you flattered or not?
- I am not of that type. - Which type are you?
- Absolutely different. - That type!
Don't cry, baby.
Will you eat chocolate?
Great. You married her yesterday afternoon.
And celebrated first night as well.
And then house on rent and today house warming.
My brother, you are going very fast.
There are many problems in the life of an orphan.
I had no idea I would get all problems in one day.
Do something that father does not give that house on rent.
- Idea. - Shoot it.
We will say that the girl is an ISI agent.
If I was need of such a stupid idea then would I call you?
If father comes to know then he will file a case and put me behind bars.
One more idea. Let us tell father that she is a characterless woman.
I will kill you for giving such a useless idea.
- This one will really work. - Tell me.
Family members do not know how her husband looks.
If we send someone else as her husband..
..who goes and fights with your father..
..and creates havoc in his life then the matter would be solved.
This is an extra ordinary idea.
Now whom should we send as fake husband.
Who is he, son? He seems to be opposite to you.
He seems to be very innocent.
He is my friend Ashwin.
Till now you did not bring him home.
He does not go to his house then do you think he will come to our house.
- Am I right? - Yes.
Then why did you bring him today?
Tell them.
Come to the point directly.
He is the husband of the one whom you gave house on rent.
Your wife looks like mine.
What nonsense are you talking?
There is no comparison between your wife and mine.
Your wife is here and mine is there.
She has gone so when are you going?
Ask your friend to talk respectfully.
Even my father never talked respectfully.
He is our father so talk properly.
If you cannot talk respectfully..
- ..then you have no right to stay in this house. - Yes.
- Right. - Brother, give him the advance back and throw him out.
I will talk to him.
His wife resembles your mother.
She is a very sweet girl. What do you say, son?
As you say?
Why are you charging 20,000/- for such a small house..
..that is just like a toilet in train?
Hey, our house is as big as a five star hotel.
And you find it a toilet and that too of a train.
- Brother, control... - Get back.
- Control. - What did you say?
Your wife had come so that is why I gave the room on rent.
If you would have come with such a stupid face..
..then do you know what would I have done?
I would not have given you the room on rent.
Is my face like toilet paper?
Then do you think it is like newspaper.
I shall throw you out now. Get lost.
- Are you trying to cheat me? - You are a useless lawyer.
- Why? - After taking advance and making agreement you refuse..
..to give house on rent so I will file a case on you.
Now he is trapped.
Now you will teach law to a lawyer.
According to rules written in agreement..
..you will have to stay in this house for minimum 3 months.
- I will stay. - Yes.
Stay away. I will stay here and tell you what torture is.
I will teach you what torture is.
I will see.
Come on, son.
I will be tortured because of both of them.
My dear friend, even terrorists get comfort in this country..
..and I am being given such a big punishment.
What have I done?
I had taken you there to cancel the deal.
And you took challenge of three months.
If by mistake father knows that I have got married..
..then he will get heart attack.
And Neelu's brother will attack me.
You have made a mistake but why are you punishing me?
If I keep hanging like this then I will not be able to give you any idea.
Hey, I have a great idea.
- Bring me down. - What is the idea?
Neelu darling, he is my best friend Ashwin.
- Hi..yes. - The house where we are going to shift is his.
Oh!
Are you advocate's younger son.
Yes, maybe.
What do you mean?
Comedy…
Comedy…he sees a lot of comedy shows.
He is too funny.
Now stop the comedy and get serious.
Serious? What is the matter?
Father is mental.
Brother is a drunkard, sister-in-law is characterless..
..just think that a devil made that family.
Brother has alcohol and biscuit in breakfast.
Drugs and rice in dinner.
And then for entertainment he does anything.
He might even enter into anyone's room.
Our house looks nice from outside but from inside it is horrible.
Even I did not know it was such a dangerous family.
- One second come here. - I am coming.
Great job. Congratulations.
- Arjun... - I know what are you going to say?
To hell with advance. We will find another house. Isn't it?
That is not the case.
They had told me the truth about their younger son.
What did they say?
He is a loafer, idiot, useless and rowdy.
All these names suit him.
Is this my reputation there?
I am not talking about you but about him.
It is the same thing if they say it to my friend or me.
I do not want that house. Cancel it.
I have personally met those people. They are very nice.
We will stay there. Fix, final and done.
I am going to get trapped. Shall I become her husband or their son?
A big problem.
- Have you brought all the things? - Yes uncle.
- Hasn't your husband come? - He is coming with the things.
- Oh.. - Come…
Okay uncle, I am going inside.
How are you old man? Baldy...is everything fine?
Listen, get all the things upstairs.
I have to call up brother.
Keep the things properly.
Hi.
She is asking my help for keeping the things.
According to your deeds you look like servant.
Even you help everyone.
Let's go.
A narrow escape this time.
How are you sister? I was busy in work..
..so could not come to see your new house.
- I hope you did not mind. - It's okay, brother.
- Is the house nice? - It is very beautiful.
It is very comfortable.
If you like it so much then we will take control of it.
You took over this house also in this way.
Brother that is not required. Shall I keep the phone?
Hey..
Where are you marching to? Have you got admission in army?
That..I..
Son, I am standing here. Where are you looking?
Is everything fine?
I know I was lost in my rowdiness..
..but your scolding made me realize..
..and that is why on my merit I have found a job in call center.
From today I shall work hard in call center and rest at home during the day.
Will you go to call center in this gym dress?
It is my first job so forgot to change clothes in excitement.
One minute.
- Best of luck, Arjun. - Thank you sister-in-law.
- Dear brother. - Yes.
- Work hard. - I will not waste a moment.
- Good. - The news of promotion should come soon.
I will leave no stone unturned.
Always be on top like me.
I will always remain on top.
- Yes. - Very good.
- All the best. - Thank you.
- Good bro. All the best. - Bye.
- Bye.
Yes.
In my horoscope it is written that I will rise high..
..but did not know it would be in this way.
Entertainment for you is harassment for me.
Not only in rum but friends should be together in pain as well.
- Till when will it go on, buddy? - Only for three months.
At night I shall climb the ladder and you will come down.
During the day you will climb up and I will come down.
- Okay. - Understood.
Don't do so much drama and don't make so much sound.
Quietly get down.
"You do come when the lamps burn..."
"Go when the evening comes."
"Do not forget the signal of meeting..."
- Why did you come up? - Your father is listening to songs.
- Okay, jump and come up. Fast. - Coming..
Delicious food, benarsi betel leaf and..
..listening to romantic songs at night is amazing.
"By eating benarsi betel leaf..."
When was this ladder kept here?
Has a thief entered the house?
What is father doing here at this time?
Why are you making faces? Have you become dumb? Speak…
Your mobile is not working so what is the fun of charging it.
My mobile is working properly. It is full charged.
You have crossed 50. Which adventure is left?
What is the connection between age and adventure?
Are you playing snakes and ladder by keeping the ladder near the balcony?
Ladder and I...to move this four people are needed. How can do it alone?
That I what I am saying that how did it reach here?
Did it move on its own?
To be true I have come here to know this.
What is happening? Why are you all shouting in the middle of the night?
If you do all this at this age then mother's soul will be hurt.
What is the connection between mother and ladder?
Do you make him eat almonds or not?
What if an affair starts tomorrow?
Father, go to sleep. Even children have gone to sleep.
Okay, first you go and sleep.
This ladder cannot move on its own.
Who would have brought it?
I did not bring it.
Even monkeys do not jump this much? What luck I have?
There is no one.
Hey, get up.
Why did you come so soon?
You think it is early. Neelu is already awake.
Neelakshi…
- Hide otherwise we will be caught. - Neelakshi...
Where should I hide? I shall also lie down.
Oh sorry. I thought I was late.
I am keeping coffee and paper on the table.
Has she gone?
Sister-in-law has gone. Go away now.
If Neelakshi is here then who was with Arjun?
- Sister-in-law is coming back. - What?
- I think she has a doubt. I will hide. - Oh God!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Will you tell me what are you doing with two fingers?
I had got two coffees.
You are talking about coffee. Thanks aunty.
Two…
Okay you have brought two cups…double thanks.
- Have you got up or not? - Oh no...
- Hi. - Hi...
I kept the coffee on the table.
- I got up late so brought it here. - Thank you.
Drink it…
My dear husband, you spoiled my sleep at night..
..and now will you sleep throughout the day.
- Speak... - Get up, how much will you sleep?
If you will wake me up now then I shall start second round of romance.
- Shall I start? - No way.
I am going. Sleep as much as you want.
Now do acting of going to office..
..and come back on time at night.
- Okay. - Okay.
Sir, I am going to office.
I have heard that you are software engineer.
I am 12th fail. Software? I cannot make anything.
Yes sir. Inter soft. I will leave now.
Don't do. Someone might see.
Let anyone see. I don't mind.
What are you doing? Leave me
Oh God...what am I seeing?
I am dead.
Oh God...I will go and tell everyone now.
I have no interest I seeing this in the morning.
What did you see?
I cannot speak what I saw.
- Now tell me. - Your brother-in-law...
Yes. What did he do?
- He had held her tightly. - Leave me.
Who had held whom?
- I cannot speak. - What?
Get him married soon.
Otherwise the boy will do something wrong.
He must have held her.
Didn't he find anyone else...Oh God...
Sister-in-law misunderstood so I am saved.
- Listen… - What is it?
Zarina said to get Arjun married.
Will she decide about his marriage? Is she ready to spend money?
- That is not the case. - What is the matter then?
Arjun, once again…to Zarina.
Did he scold her again?
No. He held her from behind.
Held her from behind...does he have any class or not?
- Hi. - Hi, big brother. What's up?
You can drink coffee made by servant, even eat lunch..
..but dinner would be out of the way.
I will forgive you but not God.
What do you want to say?
- You…Zarina... - What did I do to Zarina?
Zarina…
What did I do to Zarina?
You held Zarina tightly from behind.
Leave me. What are you saying?
Arjun, Arjun...you did not plan any surprise for me after marriage.
Shopping, outing...long drives.
You are right but I do not have license..
..to roam around in this city with you.
If anyone sees me then I will not be spared.
Why?
Can't husband and wife roam around together?
Darling, if I go out with such a hot wife..
..then people will feel jealous.
If you do not take me out for shopping then I will not talk to you.
Okay, I will reach mall from office. You too come there.
Okay.
- Hi... - Hi...
- Excuse me. - Okay.
- I have a surprise for you. - Let me guess.
I will go in the trial room to try a dress..
..and you will also come into the trial room to give me the dress.
And then lip to lip hot kiss.
I am not talking of this useless surprise.
I will make you eat a new flavor of ice cream.
Is this your surprise?
And I had thought you must have thought of something new.
I have a surprise for you.
First we will quickly eat fast food then we will see morning show.
Then we will do lunch and see afternoon show.
- Then we will do heavy dinner and... - Then late night show.
I have planned that show in bedroom.
Quiet.
- Do you know? - What sir?
Today I am going to give you a solid surprise.
Will we win the case?
Not at all. Don't talk about your case.
- Why sir? - Because we are going to lose it.
- Go away from here. - I think he has gone mad.
Sir, surprise...
- What kind of surprise? - You are alive.
Mother.
Whether you hit me, beat me or chop me..
..but after jaundice this is your rebirth.
I have been reborn after dying from jaundice?
Mother..save me.
If you wait here for a moment you will get jaundice.
Get lost.
- Ashwin, you...have you come with family? - Sir.
- No, I have come alone. - You have come alone?
But you have two ice creams in your hand.
This one is for you.
Thank you.
Hey!
Come here.
What happened?
Arjun, where are you going?
Where has your wife gone?
She has gone for shopping.
With whom has she gone?
Why will she go with anyone? She is alone.
Arjun, what happened to you?
In that shop you are getting a vest free with underwear..
..so I am going to see that.
Where is he? Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he? Hurry up.
There is no one in the washroom. You can go.
Washroom? No...
Just keep quiet. I am very angry right now.
Don't start your drama. Let him come.
I will not spare him.
He is at home and sleeping in his bedroom.
- Is he sleeping in his bedroom? - Yes.
Five minutes ago I saw him in the mall.
Arjun, Arjun…
What happened father? Let me sleep peacefully.
By spoiling our sleep you wish to sleep peacefully.
Tell me where you were half an hour ago.
I was in deep sleep.
Not in sleep but you were roaming around with that girl.
Oh God...
You were romancing with that girl.
You can take friend's bike, card and wife....
Father, do not spread rumors and insult that innocent girl.
I saw it.
Your eyes have become weak so show to a good doctor.
He is right. She is a very nice girl.
It is okay if you have doubt on me..
..but it is not fair to insult my friend's wife.
Don't talk to me for two days.
- Listen to me... - Father...
Yes...
Welcome.
You seem to be tired today.
- Where did you go? - Shopping.
Right answer. Which shopping mall?
- Manjira mall. - Absolutely right.
With whom did you go?
- With my husband. - Wrong answer.
How come it is a wrong answer and why should I give justification to you.
She must have gone with this useless fellow with her husband's credit card.
Are you mad? You are putting allegation on a girl.
God will not forgive you.
He is whistling on his insult.
Is the court off today or there is no place for you?
Why are you gossiping like women?
- You are hot topic of our gossip. - Is that so?
What do you think about your wife?
- She is beautiful. - And about my son.
- My friend is the best. - He is not a friend but a fraud.
What happened?
My son and your wife...
Chinta ta ta chita chita, chinta ta ta..
Sir...
How dare you put such an allegation? She is my wife...
Some time back I met you in shopping mall.
So?
- You had said that your wife is also with you. - Yes, so?
Then why didn't you leave together after shopping?
What is the logic of going alone?
Who said that we left separately?
Okay, then why didn't you come home together?
What is the logic of coming separately?
Is this a house or a session court?
The relationship between a landlord and tenant..
..should be like that of fish..
- Fish? - ..and water and not like fish and fishermen.
What?
I am sorry if I said something wrong.
And if you cannot do then throw our things out. We will go from here.
What?
- Mr. Ravi Kumar. - listen..
Tell me what time your father goes t sleep. I shall come home after that.
Bloody confused people.
Did he call us confused?
He thinks I am confused. Actually all have gone mad.
Soundarya, she looks like your younger sister. Am I wrong in thinking so?
Today we were going to be caught.
We had a narrow escape.
Today our story would have come to an end.
Your father asks so many questions.
Even while immigration so many questions are not asked.
We will have to be extra alert.
- Be careful while going down. - Okay.
Where did I get stuck?
This was left to be done.
Oh no, his CID father must be coming.
What should I do? I shall uproot it.
"Tell me whatever you desire.."
I had heard that owls keep awake at night..
..but did not know that even ladders come out for evening walks.
Whatever may happen but I will climb the ladder.
I shall surely solve the mystery.
Old man.
It is not right to climb the ladder at this age.
It is not that difficult son because to solve the case we need to take risk.
Even old man has started climbing.
I think you have started eating almonds.
Let alone mother even God will not forgive you.
Why will mother feel bad?
First you said that she resembles her and now you are trying to woo her.
Quiet. I shall not spare you.
Get down.
Till today you have not learnt to respect father.
You do not have any shame.
I understood everything.
By asking me to sleep early he comes here every day.
- Yes. - Don't shout at me.
- Father was climbing the ladder. - Hey!
Don't blame me, fool.
Someone had kept the ladder here so I wanted to know that.
You are a fool to doubt your father.
Then stop coloring your hair.
Father, come and sleep as you have to go to court tomorrow.
I don't want to talk to you.
My life has become a game of snakes and ladder.
There is always a fear of being caught.
I am tensed about the fact..
..when Neelu will come to know that I am not an orphan.
What will happen on that day?
Don't take tension. God is busy so that is why he has made friends.
There is only one solution to the problem.
Change the negative thoughts that..
..Neelu has in her mind with regard to family.
Bring her close to family. It is Diwali time so take advantage of it.
Hey, friend don't you celebrate Diwali?
You have a family but I have no one.
Don't talk nonsense. Can't you see us?
- Ravi... - Burst the crackers properly.
- Go and get Neelakshi. - Okay, I will bring her.
Even you come with me.
What is this? Everyone is celebrating Diwali..
..and you are playing game on mobile.
No, I am fine here.
Come and burst crackers with us.
- Leave this. Come with us. - Come.
Father, she is scared of crackers.
There is no need to be scared. We all are there.
Don't be scared. Stand here.
Nothing will happen.
- Great! - It has gone up.
It is so much fun.
Oh no, you burnt your hand.
- It is a very small burn. - What happened?
- Go and get the first aid box. - Let me see.
What should be applied to a burnt area?
- Bring it quickly. - Take it.
Enough. It is done. It is just a small burn.
- It will be fine. - It is not that bad. Don't worry.
- Enough, enough... - Now it will be fine.
Okay.
Hey, she is crying a child.
You all are really very nice.
My daughter-in-law told me..
..that you do not like family.
That is why you married an orphan.
Girls of modern times want to make their individual identity.
I, my husband and my children.
Only those people are their family.
But when a problem arises in life..
..then you come to know the importance of family.
It is okay if you have a family..
..but the meaning of life changes if it is a joint family.
Come on let's all eat food. I am very hungry.
Why aren't you taking my calls or replying to my messages?
No whatsapp, What happened?
I can't even share my problem. You tell me your problem.
Brother is finding a boy for me.
- You will reject him. - Why will I reject him?
The trend of love marriage is over..
..and now the trend of arrange marriage is going on.
Don't misuse women power.
Then first go and talk to my brother.
My father is not ready to agree.
Father...
Don't try to flatter me.
Father, I want to talk about marriage with you.
- Marriage? - Yes.
There must be no father in this country..
..who would give his daughter in marriage to you.
You shift to China. You may get a Chinese girl.
Father, foreigners follow me on twitter.
And an Indian girl loves me.
Oh God, surely she must be blind or mad that she loves you.
Look, you have to come along with me to talk to her father.
You fool, if the girl's father asks me how much does your son earn..
..and what does he do then what will I answer?
I may do anything, but there would be no one ready to give his daughter.
Whatever may happen but I will not spoil the life of any girl.
First become a constable the I will find a girl for marriage.
- Father… - What is it?
Challenge. I will get married with pomp and show.
And will invite everyone for the wedding except you.
God bless you.
Whose house is this? It is very nice.
Today it belongs to my brother-in-law but tomorrow it will be mine.
Why did you bring me here?
You are not just a friend to me but you are like a brother to me.
I need your blessings. Will you give me?
I can give my life for you. Get down.
What is this? What is my brother-in-law doing..
..on the door mat of your father-in-law?
He is our enemy. We will finish his family.
Brother, he has come with marriage proposal for your sister.
I have come to know about this fool from my sister.
Anyone who tries to woo my sister will not be spared.
That is why I have worn goggles, sir.
I am the groom.
Hey!
Do you have a family or not?
What do you like, sir? The one with family or an orphan.
What will we do of an orphan? We want a good family.
Ours is not just a good but the best family.
We were going to win the award for best family..
..but the neighbor's Shah family won.
Do you have property or not?
What do you feel on seeing me sir?
You seem to be a millionaire by face.
For last 15 years your father could not buy a coat..
..but your marriage seems to be flop before it takes place.
For shopping you must be going to China Market but we go directly to China.
The proof is that I have a Chinese phone.
I have all different currencies of the world.
If your bungalow has two floors then marriage will not take place.
At least it should have three floors.
He seems to be a fool. By showing two fingers he is saying three.
Leave the fingers and see his status.
Your father's government quarter does not even have two rooms.
Your love story does not seem to materialize.
Our bungalow has five floors.
My sister goes to college by Mercedes and comes back by Audi.
What you have is an old bike. Your love is dead.
From now on wards she will go in Ferrari and comes back in Rolls Royce.
It is a matter of richness.
Great. Supriya, did you hear?
You are luckier than me.
- What is your father's name? - Narayan.
Popular millionaire lawyer.
Okay I will come and meet your father tomorrow.
If you do not die after falling then I will kill you.
- Come down. - Is that all?
I am your younger brother. Will you kill me for a small lies that I spoke.
Small lies? You called my father as your father.
He will be in pain when he hears this.
Father is a father and not yours or mine.
You...it is different about a mother but everyone has the same father.
Answer me whether you will help or not.
- This can never happen. - Then I will jump from here.
Okay jump.
Many times we have seen a boy sacrificing his life for a girl.
But it is for the first time I am seeing..
..that a boy is sacrificing his life for a boy.
When it was your need you used me and now you are not saying yes.
You used me. You used my father's and my entire family's name.
They have a different type of relation between them..
..so that is why he is sacrificing his life.
- Agree to me. - No.
Where will you get a second husband for your wife?
Listen, do you have the same wife? How did this happen?
You..
- What do you want from me? - Ask your father to be my father too.
You called us here that you wanted to say something..
..and again you are standing like this.
I have fallen in love.
It surely must be that girl.
It is wrong.
May be the society does not have any problem with such relationship..
..but I will not say yes.
The girl is not the one about whom you are thinking.
I know who the girl is.
My younger brother has chosen Zarina nd she is also feeling shy here.
Bless me sir.
- Bless me sister. - God bless you and go.
- You too.. - Always remain married.
I did not imagine that you would marry her.
Tell me one thing. How will you handle her weight, son?
- I shall join gym. - Oh God...
Stop talking nonsense. I am not talking about Zarina.
- She is Supriya. - Who is she?
What is her family background?
She does not have parent but has brother and sister-in-law.
What does her brother do?
He does settlement of lands.
Great son. You said as if you are giving introduction of a kind person.
I come across such hooligans' everyday in the court.
This is good. We can request them
- ..to give us 2-3 cases. - He has a point.
- Correct.
- I will never say yes. - Agree or he will handle in his own way.
What will he do? What can he do?
He can do anything. For example murder.
What? Come here.
Call them over for tea on an auspicious moment.
We prayed for rain to God and the city was flooded.
I asked a small help from you and you trapped me into bigger problem.
If your girlfriend's brother comes to know..
..that my father is not your father..
..Or if my father comes to know that Supriya is your girlfriend..
..then he will kill us.
We will take tension coolly.
Let's concentrate on marriage now.
Let's see. Here they come.
- Greating.. - Welcome, welcome...
This is my house and this is my car.
Is this a Taj Mahal that you are..
..telling everything like a tourist guide?
His father is inside and is very angry.
- Has that hooligan kind boy come? - I do not know.
Welcome...
Tell me one thing.
Have they come to talk about marriage or have come to murder?
Now they will talk about marriage and then later do murder.
Father Narayan, elder brother Ravi Kumar..
- Greeting. - ..sister-in-law and their children...one big family.
What is the matter? Why is Ashwin getting so excited in Arjun's wedding?
Let him do. He is praising us.
- Is it right? - Yes.
Why are you all standing? Please be seated.
Sit down.
Brother, house is nice and clean.
Brother...why is he calling me brother?
This is language of underworld.
Isn't daughter-in-law more in age?
Daughter-in-law? I am not daughter-in-law.
Daughter-in-law is Supriya.
Shall I say something? She looks like page3 model.
No one reads page 1 and 2 so you have to become page 3.
How do you know this? Are you of page 4?
Supriya, go and sit next to him.
Instead of sitting next to my son she sat in the middle.
The pair is very nice.
Both are looking so cute.
Doesn't the useless fellow have any work outside?
Cheese between two slices of bread...
Cream between the biscuit…
Fiancé in between friends.
To be honest I do not like my son then how did you like him?
He is short height. But good at heart so I fell in love.
Does she feel his height is short?
By short height she meant narrow thinking.
That could be.
What is the demand? How much will you take?
To give and take dowry is illegal.
Listen, the family is very good.
Supriya, you are saved. You are luckier than me.
Isn't it? Shall we fix a date for marriage?
Correct. Let us get an auspicious day fixed by the priest.
Why do you need a priest? We will do it right now.
Hey, give rings to both of them.
- Ring... - Okay, brother.
Wait.
An engagement ceremony will take place and photographer will be called.
Engagement will be done according to traditions.
Wedding cards will be printed.
We will book a hall and marriage will take place..
..only after the priest recites the mantras.
And it will start tomorrow with photo session.
I am going to be finished. I will have to do something.
What happened? Why did you call me urgently?
Father wants 5crores as dowry.
- But he refused yesterday. - But now he has become selfish.
What will we do now?
Very simple. We will do court marriage.
One sacred thread, two garlands, 4-5 witnesses and the marriage is done.
Will it be right to do this?
Let's go to registrar's office once. Father will become fine.
It is my guarantee.
Actually you know I always wanted to marry secretly.
Why didn't you tell me earlier? Let's run away.
Sign in the register.
Now exchange the garlands.
Exchange means make each other wear it.
Whose house should we go first?
You go to your house and I will go to mine.
Did we get married to stay separately?
Let's go to hotel room instead of going home.
First go home. Rest of the program later.
Hey, can't you see?
Can't you see such a big car?
- Father, you... - Supriya, you...
I banged against my daughter-in-law.
Are you married?
- Father that... - Don't call me father.
- Uncle... - I am not your uncle....
You are already married so you are a fraud and cheat bride.
First you do fake marriage and then make..
..that fellow eat something intoxicating and loot him.
If you call me fraud bride then..
..I shall tell my brother and he will put you behind bars.
I got married to your son.
With my son?
Yes. We got married in the court today morning.
I shall go to high court and supreme court.
If I do not get justice then will go to village Panchayat.
I was ready for marriage..
..then why did you do registrar marriage without notice.
Has she come to know about the ladder?
Keep quiet. If you any anything then I will not spare you.
Why did you ask 5crores as dowry?
I...my client have never insulted me on losing a case.
Do you have any witness to prove the crime?
Hey black coat. Practice law in the court.
Here I am the lawyer as well as judge who punishes.
If you will do everything then what will judge and lawyers do in court.
This case will be filed. Come on let us file a case.
Have you ever seen a dead body filing a case?
Can't you talk without threatening?
I shall not spare you. Come, I will show you.
- Leave him. - Calm down. Cool. Cool....
Father why do you want do extra work like printing cards..
..calling priest and relatives....
They have solved the problem so why are you all fighting.
When we have become relatives then why should we fight like this?
Why not keep functions now?
Intelligent suggestion. This would happen now.
- Okay, that's all. - Come.
I shall come at night....
Why did you do like this, Arjun?
Cricket, football, volleyball, kabaddi…there are so many games..
..then why are you playing with your life.
Why you are so sad, father?
We would have taken out a special auspicious day, clicked photographs..
..and would have printed wedding cards...
We would have invited relatives..
..and would have booked a five star hotel for your grand wedding.
Why did you do like this?
Why did you marred like an orphan and got registered marriage done?
Who told you this?
Who else but my daughter-in-law told me?
That means you accepted your daughter-in-law in the family.
Her brother had no objection and..
..I also did not have any problem with marriage.
Why did you secretly got married. You lost on gifts.
This man with so narrow thinking is worried about the gifts.
Stupid.
Stupid, even after doing so much with a girl he is still staring upstairs.
What wrong have I done?
It is fine that your marriage did not take place according to traditions.
That is why we have made arrangements..
..for first night according to our society norms.
First night again? That has already been celebrated.
Already done...
Nowadays children are really modern.
They celebrate first night just like any other game.
Nowadays senior citizens also climb the stairs so youngsters can do this.
For satisfaction of senior citizens lock the room from inside..
..and do whatever you wish to do.
Ask the bride to come out of the room..
..in a shy manner in the morning and we will be happy.
This is the tradition. Why are you feeling shy?
I like first night.
Is that so? Then you go in the room with milk.
I like first night!!! Get lost.
Arjun, take this glass of milk.
Do I need to take this or she should be getting it.
Great! As if everything is happening according to rules.
- Take the glass. - Here it is.
Now get inside.
Second time first night.
It would be more fun than the first time.
Did you hear the scream? After all he is brother of a real man.
- The scream was nice. - You keep quiet.
Do you remember that you too had screamed like this?
What do you know? You came in the room and slept.
Arjun, don't come close. This is very wrong.
I am not that type of a man.
Neelaskshi should be here but what are you doing here?
What has Neelakshi to do on Arjun and my first night?
Ashwin and your firstnight?
- Yes. - When did you get married?
Today morning in the court.
Ashwin....
Open your mouth.
Are you taking test of drink and drive?
No. happy news.
Today I came to know about my son's registered marriage.
That means the matter is leaked.
Yes. Was there no problem?
The matter went till murder..
..but I am a lawyer so solved the matter intelligently.
Today I have arranged their first night.
I can't believe. My life has become set.
What do you mean by saying that your life got set with my son's first night?
Now I will not have to come secretly at night.
Why won't you come? Your wife will stay alone at night then.
Sir, I have a small doubt.
Who is celebrating first night?
What are you talking? My son and Supriya.
Supriya…
- Sir.... - Where are you going?
First night is going on inside. Why are you fluttering?
Sir, it will be painful if someone else drives my car.
Did you buy a new car?
- Congratulations. - Thank you, sir.
Hey! Come here.
Listen. When someone gets a new car then he shouldn't drive himself.
Driver should sit in front and you should sit back.
- Driver should drive the car. - This is wrong sir.
Nothing is wrong. You don't know much as you are new and have no experience.
And driver is experienced.
Eat this sweetmeat and sleep well after popping in a sleeping pill.
How much will this father and son trouble me?
Supriya....
If he is your father then who is Ashwin's father.
He is sub inspector in police.
- He said he is a millionaire. - He lied.
His name is Koteshwar Rao.
Now my brother will surely kill Ashwin.
This will not happen as I will kill Ashwin.
- What are you doing? - Hey, wait...
- Why are you following me like a mad person? - Wait…
Today you will not be spared.
- First throw the stick. - I will kill you.
- Throw the stick. - You got married without telling me.
What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
What else could I do if not marriage?
I got married in haste.
Because of you my life has become like a sandwich.
One wife on ground floor and the other on first floor.
Do you know what my family did? They pushed me in her room.
What did you do?
He did not do anything but whatever happened was done by me.
Don't scream. I just asked him few questions.
There was no way out so I told the truth.
From day one you are lying to me. I will kill you.
Tonight I will speak the truth. Come on.
The room on the top....
You want a room on rent but it is not vacant.
Your tenant is my sister.
Oh!
So you are her brother. Go, go...
Neelaskhi...
Brother....
- How are you? - I am fine.
I was missing you a lot.
The entire day you are alone. I hope you have no problem.
Shall I tell you the truth, brother?
Before marriage I used to think that having in-laws is a curse.
But staying in joint family after marriage looks like a blessing to me.
I do not feel lonely at all.
And one more thing. Arjun does his best to keep me happy.
I am very happy with him and cannot explain it in words.
You are happy so what else do I want.
Just watch how I fit everything.
Say hello to son-in-law.
I shall say.
- Okay I will leave. - Bye brother.
25/- has been reduced..
Hello.
What is the matter? Leaving his brother-in-law why is he hugging Arjun?
Same doubt.
Thank you.
Arjun kikes his sister. His sister likes Arjun.
I cannot understand the matter.
Consoling sir. Now he is not as lucky as me.
As it is during suffering anyone can hug anyone.
Come and hug me.
What are they both suffering from?
Father..
If you wish you can hug me, sir.
I will cut your salary. Get lost.
Today I reached before someone would move the ladder.
I shall kill the one who climbs the ladder today.
I knew it that no one except this useless fellow can do this shameful deed.
Oh no. Ashwin considers him to be his best friend.
Neelu is fluttering in pain for you.
And downstairs Supriya is feeling restless. Go quickly.
I had heard people exchanging their phones, cars..
..but today I am seeing for the first time that people exchange their..
Oh no..is this house or red light area.
They have insulted me.
I have fallen. Someone save me.
What happened father?
I had told you that this is not the age to climb the ladder.
Uncle, was that your voice? What happened?
Nothing has happened. Go and sleep.
No, not possible. It is a sin to sleep at night.
What is the reason behind the fact that sleeping at night is a sin?
There is a reason. Wait!
Hey girl, call the man in your room.
Listen, uncle is calling you.
Ask him to wave his hand just like politicians and film stars do.
Everyone look up.
Every father wants his son to rise to great heights.
But he never wants that his son should enter someone..
..else's wife room by climbing the ladder.
Come on son in front of me.
Why are you screaming like fools at night?
I had asked you to wave your hand from top. Why did you come down?
It is bad manners to show hand to elders.
Sir Newton ha said so.
Have you read the third law of Newton?
Anything that goes up comes down.
As of now you are on top.
Tell me truly who came out from whose room.
I came out from my room..
- And I came out from my room. - Lies.
You came out from his room and you from his.
Both have exchanged their rooms.
Father, why are you confusing the couples? Go and sleep.
You keep quiet. they both are confusing and you all are getting confused.
I can never be wrong.
That means exchange offer is going on here.
Nothing is getting exchanged. You are becoming mad.
Listen to me.
Make him eat almonds tomorrow so his brain will start working properly.
And give him sleeping pills at night so that he can sleep peacefully.
I a warning you.
If next time you create such a drama then..
..without thinking I shall send you to old age home.
Hey, why don't you come up?
And you come inside straight.
Now the actual test. Tell me who will go whose room.
We are hurt so that is why we will go to temple.
It is time for God to sleep and they will go to temple.
No arguments. Go to sleep.
Is this a house or a museum?
I am telling the truth but no one is ready to believe.
I bet if they continue like this then their married life will be finished.
Who knows what they have to pay for doing this sin.
"Oh my baby darling, its good morning."
"Every time I feel you that's sun is full of shiny.."
No..
Krishna..oh no he too is busy with girls.
Hey Lord Rama, only you can set my son on the right path.
God, I wanted a son like Lord Rama. Had brought him up in that way.
Then how did he become like this.
Now only you can set him on the right path.
Till Neelakshi's thinking does not change keep her away from my father?
- Priest.. - Yes.
We have taken control of a land and have to offer prayers to land.
- Sir, I will not be able to do this. - No problem.
What are they doing here?
Brother-in-law..
Where is your brother-in-law?
I am not your brother-in-law. Ashwin is the one.
Who Ashwin? Stop joking. You are my brother-in-law.
He is not your brother-in-law but my son.
But you were orphan.
What?
- He seems to be mad, father. - You have a brother as well.
Are you drunk?
That means brother-in-law is not orphan.
Get lost otherwise I will thrash you.
That also not with old one but with new one.
I am his father. He is his brother and sister-in-law.
She is his wife.
She is his wife. When he has no many relations then how can he be an orphan?
Are you crazy?
Wife?
You are Gaja's sister.
Come here? How dare you insult my brother-in-law?
Brother-in-law how can you tolerate someone thrashing me?
Why are you calling me brother-in-law?
Sir, now you decide whether your son is orphan or you are his father.
He will not be spared.
- Let's go. - Oh no..
Drink less.
Sir, you seem to be a good man so you tell me the truth.
Fool, you think my family to be fake. One slap from my side as well.
Confuse me as much as you want but I will find out the truth.
- Sister, sister.. - What happened, Raghu?
Brother-in-law cheated you and got married for the second time.
He went to temple with the second wife.
Today he had gone to hospital. You must have seen someone else.
Arjun..
I have fever so that is why I have thermometer in my mouth.
Since morning I am lying down.
You will be cursed if you put wrong allegation on someone.
Who was in the temple?
Don't you know that a person has seven duplicates in the world?
There can be seven duplicates but how can the entire family be duplicate.
Neelakshi, father told me that brother is unwell.
-Yes. - What happened?
He has high fever.
He is keeping thermometer continuously in his mouth.
Sister, brother-in-law is wooing her.
Raghu, she is not second wife..
..but in fact she is the first wife of owner's second son.
You are very innocent sister.
Do you know he is the rascal who sleeps in the bedroom downstairs?
Idiot. Aren't you ashamed of blaming brother?
What did you say in the temple? That he is your husband.
That means husband in temple and brother at home.
What happened, Supriya?
Look what is this man saying?
He says something happens to me on seeing brother.
You are her husband.
- Yes. - You have come at the right moment.
Your wife has a relationship with my brother-in-law.
Thank you buddy.
- You disgraced my wife and your brother-in-law. - Beat him..
I think there is some problem. You all are supporting each other.
Enough Raghu.
Apologize from them immediately otherwise I will complain to brother.
Before you tell brother I will tell him.
I cannot understand who has married whom and who is staying with whom.
I will go mad.
He will reveal the secret. Ashwin, today we both will not be saved.
If we do not stop him then we are dead.
Don't worry.
I will confuse him so much that instead of going to brother..
..he will go to police station and from there to mental hospital.
Today either he or I will not be spared.
You seem to be in a hurry. Shall I drop you somewhere?
Will you come with me to tell brother everything?
You do not have the courage to do that.
When I will tell the truth to brother Gaja then he will not spare you.
So you are going straight to police station.
Why will I go to police station?
Don't you know that brother Gaja has been arrested?
Just wait and watch as to what I do in police station.
I shall create havoc in city and police station.
Will you keep shouting or do something?
Come on sit behind.
You just seem to shout unnecessarily.
I gave so many miss calls to you rascals but no one called back.
I got angry and sent sms but you did not reply.
I became all the more angry. I twittered to leave all wrong deeds.
No one followed.
I sent email and that too was put in spam.
That is why I had to arrest you all.
You want a fight so now a fight will take place between you and me.
I had to go on a pilgrimage.
If you go on pilgrimage then who will get fake votes for politicians.
Who will take weekly payment from builders?
Shall I start thrashing from you?
- Constable. - Sir..
Don't just talk but start thrashing.
Start.
- Oh God.. - Will you go to pilgrimage?
Fraud priest.
- Father, father.. - You rascal.
You… - Mummy!
You do not come home but show your face in the police station.
Have you come to ask for money?
No. He is Gaja's man.
Arrest him in forgery case or in any other case.
Arrest me. Where is brother Gaja?
I understood that I have been trapped.
Hey, arrest him.
Really I love you my son. I love you.
Ashwin, is he your father?
Do you have any doubt that I am his father?
I am his father and he is my son.
You cannot forcefully become his father.
His father is advocate, Narayan.
Why don't you tell him the truth?
No comments.
You said no comments.
Son, tell people otherwise they will gossip.
Tell them that I am your father.
Pass..
You said pass.
Is some quiz competition going on?
Son, tell everyone once that you are my son.
Son, tell them that I am your real father and no one else.
I want audience poll to give answer.
Oh God, now will the audience decide who your father is.
It was better if you would have hanged me, son.
Sorry, all options are wrong.
- Sir.. - Sir..
Sir..
Where should in go and hide my face?
There is confusion. Shall we believe you or your son?
Sir, isn't it better to compromise, sir.
No compromise.
I had gone to get Raghu arrested but the tables turned.
I can't understand anything. Sheer bad luck
First wash clothes and then do cleaning.
- How are you? - I was going to do that.
- Madam, she fell. - Hey, what has happened to her?
- Open your eyes. - Neelakshi..
- Get up Neelakshi. - Open your eyes.
What happened!
There is nothing to worry. You are going to become a father.
Thanks aunty.
Neelu, how are you feeling now?
Congratulations.
You have been promoted to the post of a mother from being a wife.
Madam, from today you will live like a queen.
You will not do any household work nor will go out.
You will just take rest for the whole day.
Everyone will say something or the other to eat.
Till you do not deliver the baby you will be treated like a baby.
Keep quiet, she is not so lucky as her husband is an orphan.
Sorry Neelakshi she does not know what she is saying. Don't mind.
Don't be sad of your loneliness. We all are there.
We will take care of you.
We will do your baby shower.
Are you happy now?
We could not share the biggest happiness of our life together.
Don't be disheartened.
Zarina, do cleaning of this place first.
Yes madam I will do it now.
Arjun, sister-in-law has gone.
Neelu, I want to tell you something.
Don't say anything, Arjun. I know what you will say.
You want to tell this good news to my brother. Right?
Listen, first we will go to temple..
and then go in the evening to meet brother.
- Brother, Ashwin cheated us. - Tell me clearly.
The one who married your sister is not Advocate Narayan's son..
..but is son of SI Koteshwar.
Leave aside bungalow he does not even have his own house.
Leave aside car he does not have status to buy a bike.
They do not have money to buy slippers leave aside crores.
He is a cheater. Don't spare him.
Come on.
Brother, brother-in-law cheated us.
What did he do?
Arjun is not an orphan. He has a family.
He lied to us that he loves sister.
By cheating your sister he did second marriage..
..and that also with Gaja's sister.
I am sure he is Gaja's man.
Brother, I am worried about sister now.
Arjun..
Now no more lies.
As soon as Neelu returns from temple I will take her to father.
I will say that she is the daughter-in-law of this house.
Then let's see what happens.
You can take Supriya and go.
- Sure. - Absolutely sure.
Sir, as you ordered I have cut the ladder into pieces.
Supriya..
Good. From today exchange offer is over.
Absolutely.
I had thought that problem would be solved..
..by getting the ladder cut but he is going openly.
Hey, you are running away with my daughter-in-law.
I shall file a case of cheating on you.
- Whats app me the notice. - Bye.
What?
She has come at the right time.
- I am finished. - What happened, uncle?
Your husband ran way with my wife..no, no with my son's wife.
This is too much, uncle. Shall I go and tell sister-in-law now.
No, who will take elder daughter-in-law in this age?
I will explain everything. First ride the scooter fast.
Father, this is sin.
Ride fast..
He was saying that she resembled mother and now eloped with her.
- Come and sit behind. - I..
Come and sit.
Hold me and sit.
Hey, leaving me you are taking Zarina.
- Listen.. - I thought the secret will be revealed..
..but this is double problem..
- You are dead, Arjun. - Arjun, Arjun..
- What happened sister-in-law? - Look at your brother.
He is eloping with Zarina.
- No, she must be someone else. - No, it is her.
Come, I will take you.
Arjun, hurry up. I had doubt on both of them.
Narayan, come out.
- Hurry up. - There is no one here.
The tenant has eloped with younger daughter-in-law of sir.
And sir has eloped with girl who lived on rent.
Elder son of the house has gone with maid servant.
And younger son with sister-in-law.
Shut up and tell where has he gone?
Everyone has gone on high speed on the highway.
Hurry up..
- Where are we going? - Out of coverage area.
- But why? - Our secret has been revealed.
You do not know how to ride. Drive straight in top gear.
Uncle, there are no gears in it.
There is no gear in scooter and no break on husband.
- Wait father.. - Hold me tight.
Fast, fast..
Fast, your scooter's dignity is at stake.
Father thinks he is Rajesh Khanna.
He has become shameless.
Arjun, ride fast.
Brother, look he is running away with your sister.
Turn the car.
Wait..
- Hello.. - Hello..
- Father stop the scooter. - I am not going to stop.
Your friend is running away with your wife.
Father, when I have no problem then why are you increasing your BP.
Disconnect the phone.
Brother, look brother-in-law is running away with someone else.
He should not escape.
- Drive fast. - Follow him.
- Let me go sir. - Not at all.
I can leave terrorists, killers..
..but never the one who is eloping with a girl.
Sir, your son is eloping with a girl.
Leave him but look at that old man.
Go that side.
Whosoever it is I will make sure everyone is in jail. Sit in the car.
Why did you leave both of them, sir?
I am not so truthful that I will stick to what I say. Follow them.
- What happened? - Petrol is over.
It is just like pen getting over during exams.
Why are you all standing? Arrange for a car.
I am a rickshawla..
Wait, wait...
Sir this is not drink and drive..I do not have a license.
Hurry up, ride fast.
- Hey! - Hey, stop..
Hey, stop..
Why are you sitting next to me? Will you be at par with me?
- Get up. - The seat was vacant so I sat.
- Sorry. - There is lot of space in cremation ground. Go there.
Ride fast..
If I ride fast then the tyre will be punctured.
Come on show your power. You have had enough of bribe..
- Yes sir. - Hey listen.
After riding fast he has got fever. Do you have any medicine?
Sir, I have one which is eaten at night.
Even you need that.
- Sorry sir. - Sir, there is a medical store ahead. Shall I stop?
Not at medical store but at alcohol shop.
You get medicine for every ailment there.
There is no need for that. Move ahead.
- Why did you stop? - I did not stop but the bike broke down.
Cheater..you lied to us.
You fooled us by saying that you belong to rich family.
Will you do fraud with brother?
I shall explain you the reason of this lies.
I don't want to hear anything.
- Hey, break his limbs and take sister home. - Yes brother.
Hey!
- Let's run from here. - Catch him.
Hurry up. Catch him.
Ashwin, go and help Arjun. My ego is being hurt.
What about the fact that my body will be hurt?
Stop, stop..
Hey!
What is this?
Will you kidnap Advocate Narayan's daughter-in-law from his house?
What do you think of yourself? How did you agree?
What are you looking at? Why don't you question your husband?
He is not my husband but is your son.
He is not my son.
Go. That young and powerful man is my son.
He does not look to be your son. How can he be your son?
He is my husband.
How can he be your husband? He is my son. This joker is your husband.
Uncle, in your eyes he is your son and I am your daughter-in-law.
From my point of view he is my husband so I am your daughter-in-law.
I do not know all this.
Arjun is my son and you are my daughter-in-law. That's all my Lord.
Look brother, we chose the wrong brother-in-law.
She is his second wife.
- You mean second wife. - Yes.
- One more angle. - You do not know anything so keep quiet.
Shall I keep quiet?
He cheated my sister. Thrash him.
Do not touch my son.
If you have courage then, face his father.
What is this? I think everyone will be thrashed by my son.
They all are gone.
Does anyone thrash like this?
- My ego has been hurt. - The power in me has awakened.
Zarina, how come you are here? Where is Gaytri?
You called me so I came.
Have some shame. You were running with my husband.
From how long is this going on? Answer me.
- What is going on? - Your romance with her.
- Romance? - Yes.
Since when is this love story going on?
If you say another word then I will not spare you.
I will start doing action now. The actual movie is going inside.
- Come on. - What are you saying?
What did you do father? Have some shame about your age.
She resembles like mother so..
She just resembles like mother and nothing more than that.
- She is actually like my daughter. - Sorry father.
We have reached. Stop, stop.
Hey, who is the father of our sir's son?
Sorry sir.
Who is Advocate Narayan here?
Come in front.
It is my name. What is it? Tell me quickly.
I just asked you your name.
He asked me the work.
Satyajit Ray, X-ray, Y-ray..
What is the matter sir?
Sir, you are frustrated and I confused.
I just want to ask you one thing.
The gossip is going around that you are father of my son. How?
- I do not have answer to that. - Wait, wait..I will tell the truth.
Hurry up.
From my angle Ashwin is your son.
But for my brother Ashwin is his son.
And for me he is his younger son.
- Is there anything else for anyone? - Yes.
Tell me what relation you have with me.
- Your daughter-in-law. - Oh no..
That useless fellow got married.
In this story I know that my son is married..
..but he does not know that his son is married.
I have been insulted in front of everyone.
Today decision will be taken between father and son.
- Will you take a decision? - Papa..
How dare you raise your hand on my father?
Son, under emotions you considered your father as father.
Not only I believed but feel the same.
- I love you son. - Arjun..
What is the truth?
Whom have you married, son?
With Neelakshi.
Then why did you lie for so many days.
I had to do all this to get Neelakshi's love.
To hide one lies I had to speak so many lies.
If possible then forgive me.
Enough, there is no need for a son to apologize from his father.
Neelakshi is my daughter-in-law.
I trusted you more than myself.
What happened that you hid the truth from me?
If you get happiness by saying lies then that lie is the greatest.
If I wouldn't have called myself orphan then I would have lost you forever.
If that would have happened then I would have no aim in life.
Your sister's in-laws were bad but that does not mean every family is bad.
If you like our family, then stay with us.
Brother, he is my father, brother and my sister-in-law.
- This is my family. - It is a great family. Let's compromise.
Who called my son a beggar?
My son is not slum dog but actual millionaire.
I have 16 acres of land in village worth crores.
Don't underestimate us. I am his father.
Dear father, why did you hide this for so long?
So that you do not spend that money, son.
Once the confusion is cleared it is now blessings time.
Always be happy.
May God bless you with useless children?
And torture you.
And torture you 10 times more.
- I give blessings from heart. - I too give the same blessing.
Children like us. Oh no..