I've decided to give you all purest of Nirvana,
It's Hero's 16th wedding, Bachelors Party!
Inter-cut: It's Heroine's 22nd wedding, Bachelorette Party!
Swami, that's a whimsical sense of humor,
What does "Kooniyum" mean, Swami?
Do you expect me state that it's available on the 60th page of Oxford Dictionary,
Wife came to me and just said "A Saree",,,
,,,since then the lifeline on my palm has been washed out,
I thought she's good at it,,,
,,,and quite an expert in it, so I had sent her to it,
I wouldn't say it was a tough one,
'cause it's so disgusting to hear,
It's easy to get in,,,
,,,but it's very hard to,,,
,,,PULL OUT!
We're well aware of the notorious ones,
they will do exactly the opposite,
I was shaken after hearing the lyrics of the song,
By right,you should have ran away,
But you're shaken instead,
Already he has decided to go to the other side and is changing the story,
I got really worried,,,
I said Sorry and asked him to continue the Story,
I paid up and gave up my happiness with no option left,
In Kodambakkam,,,
One of my devotee, who's been working as a Co-Director for years,,,
said that he needs a good operator, and asked if I'm interested,
There's a been a major change in Dad's diagram,
Every time when he does overtime at work,
Asks for once more,,,
,,,plays pipes until 4 in the morning,
And goes in to deep sleep,
He asked to call him, If I need anything at all,
"Hara Hara Mahadevaki"
Right at the beginning of the film,,,
,,,you must be wondering, why am I showing a 10*10 room,
The things inside this room,,,
,,,are given to the public,in order to fool them during Election,
That's nothing new to us,
If you ask, what's new in this,,,
,,,earlier it was given after they win the Elections,
But these days, in order to win, The ruling party is giving them to the public,
Just for the women,
Free beauty and cosmetic products,
How does this bag, relate to our story?
Of course there's a relation, son,
Someone have placed a BOMB in this bag,
Who's that Swami?
That's no one but,,,
,,,it's the leader of "SA MU KA" political party,
The future Chief-Minister has arrived,
Greetings, my Leader,
Greetings!
Greetings, my Leader!
What's up, Idi?
Youngest Moon,
Breeze of the future,
My dearest Prince,
Voice of the Future,
Youngest River,
Identity of the Youth,
The fate, who have come down to defeat the conspiring enemies,
You first sit down,
Hey, stop praising with old rhyming methods,
Days are gone of rhyming praises to hold the rule,
We're past the phase of Dhoni and are now in the phase of Kohli,
Not just in Cricket,
But too in Politics, aggressive methods work,
Understood?
You're the future of Aggressive Politics,
You're going to be the next Chief Minister,
For your wish to come true,,,
,,,and for me to become the next Chief Minister,,,
Then it should be heard loud and clear, during the Campaign meeting today,
If that's the case, I'll ask for 8 more speakers,
Eight isn't enough, ask for sixteen speakers,
That's great, my Leader,
Damn you, sound freak,
I intended on another sound,
BAAAM!!!
The sound of a BOMB,
Bomb?
Yes!
The sound of Bomb, should shake everyone up,
At least, a thousand should die in that,
Due to which, the Election will be postponed for two months,
During those two months, the entire media will be campaigning for us,
With sympathy at the Voting machine, on the day of Election,,,
,,,we should be showered with votes,
If at all that happens,
My dear Idi, I will be the next Chief Minister,
Should this happen, before we arrive or when we leave?
It should happen, while we're there,
Then we won't survive to rule,
It should happen, when we're there, But we'll be unharmed,
Eh?!
-You don't get it right? -Not at all,
If you didn't get it, then I can concur our plan will succeed,
What do you expect me to do, my Leader?
You have to find someone for the job,
Hmmm,
The person you choose should be new,
Should be a genius,
Most importantly, no one else should know about this except us,
Then how will our Bomb Boy know?
At times, his brain works,
Ok, keep that as between three of us,
Do we have the bomb?,,,
Or should I make arrangements for that too,
What's this, my Leader?
This is the Sound, you we're asking for,
And our scheme to capture the rule this time,
What's with you my Leader, Bomb is ours,,,
,,,meeting is ours too;
but you're using the ruling party's bag,
Get lost you fool!
What?!
Only if we use their bag, it will be taken as they did this,
Why don't get someone from their party then?
Bloody mother bugger!
That's already hurt and lying at the hospital,
Hey,,,Hey, are you being smart with me,
Look here,
It shouldn't be from our party,,,
,,,neither should it be from another party,
Get a new one to do this job,
New One!
Give me an hour,
I'll get a apt guy for this job,
You'll be blown away,
First get me the guy, then you can give yourself credit,
Listen,
Where's Spike?
Oh, it's 9 AM,
It's his time to Splash,
Hi!!!
Thank you Kamatchi,
Bye!!!
Enough of drooling, now get to work,
How many buckets?
It's three,
-Give me 3 rupees, -What?!
You took Rs,2,50/- , drooling at her,
But you're charging me 3 rupees, it's not fair,
I don't give discounts for old hags,
So, your discounts limits to the ones smile at you,
You're crossing your limits,
Spike, take care of this,
Oh, what is he going to do about it?
Just watch, what he can do,
Take this candy and suck as much as you want,
Bloody Spike,
Are you seriously trying to seduce me with a 50 cent candy?
Really?! Seduce you?
What? Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
You should just pump the water, when you're here,
Why do you flirt with women?
I thought you'll convince her, but you're getting thrashed by her,
Have you seen the movie, Dangal?
Just like that, will you ever again drool looking at women?
Bloody you're charging based on looks,
I'll break your bones,
Move aside, start pumping,
-Hey, Spike, -Hi brother,
I seeked you for a genius and came to offer a job,
But here you're pumping water for women,,,
,,,and have been fighting for mere 50 cents,
That was just for fun,
At least, we would need some cash for cigarettes,
That's why have been pumping water,
Oh God, he's embarrassing us,
Fine, let that be,
I have a job for you,
Make sure you do that right,
Dress smart and get to my place,
-I'll wait for you there, -Ok, brother,
Ok, Ok,
Keep this for now,
I'll settle the rest later,
We'll be well dressed, and get there promptly,
Bloody, come and pump the water,
Get there quickly,
Get done with pumping soon,
Nuisance,
Are you wondering, why the Teddy Bear is on screen now?
Director mentioned that it's the Heroine's introduction,
I suggested to use the Teddy Bear,
He didn't hesitate at all and fixed the shot,
This is Ramya,
She's as joyous as her name states,
She seems really happy, did she fall in love?
Nothing of that sort, son,
Women at present aren't happy about falling in love,
They'll be happy, only if they break up,
Why isn't he picking up the call,
Is he trying to irritate me?
-Hello, -Damn Kathir,
-Damn? -Yes damn it,
Fine, then speak damn it,
What?! Damn it,
Listen to it closely,
Hari and I broke up last night,
-It's done! -Hello?
Oh!
Last night when he called, I didn't pick up,
But now when I called him, he isn't answering,
Interesting Game,
Haven't replied to my messages,
In order to avenge me,,,
,,,hope he doesn't commit suicide,
You should have checked his Facebook and Whats App,
I've blocked him everywhere once we broke up,
I won't be able to check,
Great, girls are smart at this,
Before he does something stupid,
Find where he is,
The gifts and the clothes I bought him,,,
,,,most importantly the pictures we took,
Gather everything,
And get him as well to the place, I say,
I will be there too, with the clothes, gifts and the Teddy Bear he had given me,
What about the movies you went for and other expenses?
Bye!
That's right, you'll hang up hearing that,
Our friend is not that weak to commit suicide,
Why isn't he picking up my call either?
Maybe he did, committed suicide!?
Did you make that call?
I did, but he isn't home,
Ok, then call Kumar,
Why is everyone so paranoid,
Funeral rites have started,
Everyone has to die one day,
The relative are already here,
Hey, what happened?
Buddy,
Buddy!
Buddy,
-Tell me, -Oh damn it's a ghost,
Hey!
Why are you in this coffin?
Air Conditioner wasn't working in my room,
I'm lying here, as it's cool,
Then during winter will you be lying at the graveyard?
Listen to what you're saying,
This is Hari, who is getting a earful right in the morning,
He's the Hero of this film,
He owns a funeral service named "A to Z",
He makes a living with others death,
What's it? Did she call?
Asking to return the gifts and the pictures,
Get ready, as you're already aware of it,
On top of it, these useless idiots,
Hey!
Hey disastrous hair, come here,
Who tied this rope?
It was Boss,
He tortured me to take pics the entire night,
Ok, then who's that crying at the entrance,
Oh them, their father passed away,
They had ordered for a Freeze Box,
As our Boss was sleeping in it,
We couldn't send it across,
Then who are those, who have been dancing at the entrance?
As there's a procession prepared for 100th funeral of our company,
I had hired the Folk singers,
But, no one turned up,
That's the reason, everyone is so antsy,
Hey, you ask the crying and dancing ones to come here,
And you take care of the Freezer Box,
It's really hard to do any business with these guys,
Please come, the freezer box will be at your place in 10 minutes,
Heard that you've been pretending to commit suicide,
Nah, I clicked pictures just to scare her,
Did you send those pictures to her?
No buddy,
I did think about it last night,
And felt that breaking up with her was the right thing,
But we shouldn't meet her looking like this,
Then how?
I want to meet her drunk,
Are you going to get drunk right now?
We're heading straight to the 100th funeral,
Let's celebrate as if there's no tomorrow,
You're speaking, as if it's the 100th marriage,
We're heading to a funeral, why do we need this?
Why are you being sore about death?
It's 'cause of their death, I'm making a living,
That's a great life,
If you come along, I'll get you booze,
Buddy, of course I'm coming,
But I have to get to work as well,
Then you decide, is it going to be work or booze?
-Definitely Booze, -Booze right?
Then come along,
How am I going to manage my Boss? let's see,
Hello Sir!
What's it? leave?
No that sir, just wanted to inform won't be coming to work for a day,
Father, Mother, Grandparents, Uncles and Aunties,,,
,,,from your house, except you,
Have died twice, in pretense to take leave of from work,
Now what's your excuse?
Friend's love affair has ended and he's going to break up,
Going to accompany him,
Not sure, if you're telling the truth,
But, the excuse sounds quite new to me,
Just came up with it,
But there's a condition,
No matter where you go,,,
,,,without fail,,,
,,,you should wear our company's uniform,
Ok?
That's totally fine Sir, I will do that, Thank you Sir,
"Respected leader of our local assembly,"
"You've created History"
"And the ones who've gone bald,"
"Well versed in Grammar"
"Perfect family Man"
"Welcome you all beloved, please do come and sit,"
"Please embrace the gift of Gana Viji, with utmost joy,"
"Please embrace it, with utmost joy,"
Could you please give me a discount,
May be we can for your funeral,
-Bloody, shut up, -Sir!
Customer Satisfaction is our priority,
We'll do the best we can,
"Hit It"
"Like that"
"Come on"
"Speak up"
"Jalakku Maalakku, Jabbaru,,,Grit,"
"Aalakku Saalakku, hit the dance floor,"
"There's GREEN available for work and pleasure,"
"Lie straight up, the folk song gets awesome,"
"If I get down to sing folk, the beats will soar high,"
"The women of our region are the form of Angel,"
"If I get down to sing folk, the beats will soar high,"
"The women of our region are the form of Angel,"
"Awesome"
"Once More,"
"Coffin"
"Beats"
"Wearing colorful clothes,,,"
",,,don't you dance like that,"
"When the God of Time, calculates,"
"The intensity of love, never fails,"
"Change the tune"
"Pump up the folk Song"
"Cry your heart out listening to it,"
"Glorify Dance of Death"
"Lift up your Lungi's and dance your hearts out"
"Generously give away a small fortune, while you're on your last trip"
"Stand high and give away in our hands"
"We'll take care of it responsibly,"
"We made the 100th funeral, one of the best"
"If I get down to sing folk, the beats will soar high,"
"The women of our region are the form of Angel,"
Hey!
What's special at the store today?
Brother,
Everything is special, when it comes to our store,
I was being funny, looking at your personality,
Someone sitting at the cash register, shouldn't sound dull,
Fine, what do you want?
Get me five plates of Idli,
Hey, get five plates of Idli,
Ok, Boss,
That's Rs,90/-,
So, Rs,90/-,
Why is he staring at it?
Have a strong look at it, it's a fake currency,
You're too playful,
Won't I know, who's trying to cheat me,
Take another Rs,10/- for this fritter, making it a Rs,100/-
Get me a change of Rs,1,900/-,
-Is it ready? -Yes,
-Give it to him, -Here it is sir,
It's all there?
Son,
Please visit us often,
Definitely!
Please give us alms,
Take this please,
God bless you,
If there are few like you, we won't go hungry,
Thanks a lot,
Few more like him?!
That will be the end of that City,
He's being generous in getting them food,,,
,,generous, really?!
Brother,
-Get me change for Rs,2000/- -Change for Rs,2000/-?
It's a fake currency,
What?! I just got this from an ATM,
Return this to the same Bank of that ATM,
He doesn't seem like the one who had taken this from ATM,
He doesn't seem right to me,
Wonder where they come from,
Keep moving,
Why is he getting scared looking at me?
Oh no, I'm stuck,
-It's a dead end, -Let me go,
-Hey -Hey, hold on,
I can't run, please hear me out,
Hey,,,Hey,,,Hey, hold on!
Don't harm me brother, will work something out,
-How much do you have? -Why do you want to know?
I have my reasons, tell me how much do you have?
I don't have anything,
Bloody fool,
A criminal doesn't get caught,
But an amateur mistake gets you caught,
Your face gives you away that you're a fraud,
I'm asking, 'cause planning to join you,
-How much do you have? -I have lots brother,
Come with me,
And learn how to exchange the fake currencies,
But make sure to give my cut without fail,
-Is that fine? -Done brother,
Come,
Wait right here,
And see how I'm going to exchange those currencies,
Thank you,
How can a crook like me hold a debit card,
Broker Ponnuswamy, Old Number 7, Valasaravakkam,
Even a fraud, carries a business card these days,
Really? a pin number for this too?
9841356187,
Brother, you can come in use it,
Yeah Ok,
He's got a Debit Card,
And money too,
Brother,
I did withdraw as well,
But happened to get Rs,2000/- currency,
But you seemed to have a lot of Rs,500/- currency,
You're really lucky,
If you don't mind,
Can you give me change for Rs,2000/-?
-Yes, please take this, -Thank you brother,
-Brother, -Yes,
If you really don't mind, I'll take all of the 500's, As I'm in dire need of change,
-I'll give you Rs,2000/- -That's not an issue,
There's Rs,6000/- in this,
Ok, there are 500's for Rs,6000/- in this,
Ok, brother,
-Brother, you forgot the receipt, -Thank you,
Did you see that clean sweep,
I exchanged them for Rs,6000/-,
You need to be really smart for this,
Hey, you're awesome,
You're worth is more than the commission,
I'll take you to my boss,
Who's this, he looks really shady,
I don't see any receptionist,
-Sir, this is Ravi, -Hello Sir,
Please have a seat, and you can leave,
Thank you Boss,
I'm not a Boss,
Cash!
Cash?
Yes, I'm cash,
Everyone is in need of Cash,
So I call myself Cash,
He looks like a biggest fraud,
I'm well aware of you and your talent,
What is he trying to get at?
You must be wondering how?
I got a message, when you were busy exchanging the cash at the ATM,
Oh that one,
In this field of work,
You're an apt choice for it,
So, you're appointed,
Thank you Sir,
This has got Rs,2,00,000/- worth of fake currency,
It has 100 currencies in it,
You can afford to spend Rs,100/- per note,
But the rest of Rs,1900/- has to be returned as genuine currency,
If you succeed in getting that, you'll get a cut of 10% from it,
Your time starts now,
-All the best, -Thanks a lot, Sir,
-Get back soon, -Ok Sir,
Phew!!!
I've exchanged the last Rs,2000/- note,
That marks the beginning of my life,
Look, brother is there,
Hey, just like brother had mentioned,,,
,,,don't we look well dressed?
Hey, you were once a legend,
But now, you’re a laughing stock,
People who used to be scared, are laughing at you,
Your mouth is to be blamed for this,
We've got a huge opportunity after a long time,
Don't spoil it, by talking nonsense,
My Leader, they're the ones, who I had mentioned about,
The one on my left, looks like the debris from a blast,
And the other looks like the leftovers from a Barbershop,
They look freaky,
They not only look freaky,
Even their methods are freakish,
That's fine,
Why do we need two people, to plant one Bomb?
Spike is a genius,
Kumar is a hard worker,
When they get together, it's a successful operation,
So now, it adds up to 4 people, who knows about this,
That's a logic,
Make sure 4 doesn't become 40,
-Greetings, -Welcome,
Idi mentioned everything in detail about you guys,
I don't care about your past,
All I care is about the blast,
That means, he understood,
Listen it to closely, so that you guys don't mess it up,
He understood that as well,
This is an automatic self timer bomb,
Aren't you going make that noise again?
Listen to it carefully,
This bomb will set off exactly at 5pm this evening,
I will be on the stage,
Make sure you fix this bomb, exactly at 4:40pm under the stage,
Most important thing,,,
,,,today being the last day of campaigning,
There will be a lot of Police around,
So make sure not to get caught and fix this bomb precisely,
Two wires to be kept in mind about this bomb,
One is Red another is Green,
What an idiot, it's all black,
If you cut the Red wire in this bomb,
The bomb will go dud,
If at all the plan goes wrong,
Cut this Red wire and throw the bomb in to the trash,
And keep walking without looking back,
At any cost, shouldn't cut the Green wire,
If at all you touch that,,,
BAAAM!!!
The bomb will explode,
If so, no one can even find a piece of you to complete your final rites,
There's 1 million in that,
Once the job is done, you can take the rest,
Hey, take this bomb and leave,
-Bye, -Bye!
Bye!
I was quite scared of you opening your mouth there,
You rocked,
That too with "Thala-Ajith" style, that was awesome,
Spike!
We're going to plant a bomb,
Anything could happen,
We might get caught by the Police,
Or might even get killed in the blast,
Don't know where we will end up,
But I have a family,
What do you want me to do, Kumar?
Let's keep some aside for our expenses,
And give away the rest to our families,
Kumar, during all these years of friendship,,,
,,,this is the first time, you've spoken the right thing,
Take your share from this,
Pass this on to your family,
And get to the housing board in an hour,
Spike!
-Can I hug you just once? -I love you, Kumar,
Come on,
-I'll leave, -Ok,
There was some humanity left inside of him,
Shwetha,
Shwetha!
To know what's Pastor's miracle,
And to witness the power of Swami,
I'm as eager as you people are,
Is it going to Swami or Pastor?
Here we're gathered,,,
Raj, I'll be back in two minutes,
What's with the sudden visit?
I would like my shoes back, which you're wearing right now,
-Right now? -Yes, right now,
Ok, you wait in Room 110, I'll be right there,
Ok, but please hurry,
Sure,,,Sure, you leave,
-Ok, -Bye,
Excuse me!
One moment,
That's my daughter Harini,
She was wearing an orange color dress,
She was playing right here, did you happen to see her?
-No I didn't -Oh, you didn't?
If you do, please let me know,
-Definitely, -Ok,
Harini,
What's this?
You'll be always clanged on to your Leader,
Especially with the party meeting today,
Instead of being there, you've brought us here,
That's a Political secret,
Shut up and move,
Here take this,
Let's go,
Youngest Moon,
Breeze of the future,
My dearest Prince,
Voice of the Future,
Youngest River,
The fate, who have come down to defeat the conspiring enemies,
Where have you been all this while?
My Leader, I'm on my way to the meeting,
Everything will go on as we had planned,
Spike will take care of everything,
I will be there, before you're,
Don't get worked up, my future,
It will set off, as we've planned,
Fine, hang up now,
Phew, thank God,
Thank goodness, he came to me for this job,
If he had gone to someone else, I would've been in the blast too,
Thanks a lot for saving me, God,
Oh God,
Excuse me,
My 8 year old daughter Harini is been missing,
She was wearing an orange dress,
One moment,
This is my daughter's picture,
She must be around,
I'll ask my staff to look for her,
I'll inform once I've spotted her,
Don't worry,
Sir, please take her,
Don't you worry, we'll find her,
Excuse me,
Sorry,
I've been looking at you guys searching for your kid since morning,
The resort people won't stress on this in order to save their reputation,
Best option is to call the Police,
I felt like letting you guys know,
Rest is your wish,
Thank you very much,
Come on, let's call the Police,
Hello Sir,
Welcome, Ravi,
I got it done within 24 hours,
Check it out,
Well done Ravi, You've completed your hunt successfully,
Thank you Sir,
Here, this is your commission,
Thanks a lot Sir,
I don't need this bag,
I've received this already from the party people,
Open it and have a look,
That's 10 million there,
All of them are fake currency,
This is a huge sum and responsibility on me,
It's the trust, I have on your capability,
Thank you Sir,
Call me once you're done with this,
I'll let you know where to meet,
I'll directly come to this office,
Only the face remains permanent,
Not the place,
You're awesome,
Give me your hand, thank you Sir,
-Thank you, -I'll leave,
Are you guys Bhaskar and Geetha?
I'm Bhaskar, and you are?
Hamid Sir, had mentioned, We're here to give an introduction of him,
When will you find my child?
Seems like you're not aware of our Inspector,
This area is well aware of him,
You just wait and watch, how he solves it,
Have a look at this,
Stop, Stop,,,hey Stop!
Constable take care of him,
-Hey, -Sir,
Where's your helmet?
I have neck pain,
Sir,,,Sir,,,Sir, why are you taking the keys?
Sir,,,Sir, don't take the money,
Sir, you constable took money off me and you don't seem to care,
This is not fair,
I agree that it's my mistake not to have worn helmet,
For which, they've taken the money,
At least ask them to give me my keys,
They don't seem to give them back,
You don't seem to pay attention to what I've to say,
Sir!
Sir, we're ready,
Look at the camera,
This is the bill for the Helmet,
It has One year warranty,
But your life has a guarantee now,
Say Cheese!!!
You guys, your kid and our Sir,
A photo with all of you in it will appear in tomorrow's newspaper,
Stop,,,Stop!
Hey,,,Hey,,,Hey!
Wait right there,
-What's it? -Who are you heading to meet?
I came to see, Jalaja living in "C" Block,
Oh god! wonder how many will end up going there at the same time,
-Sign there, -Why?
That's a rule of the association,
Sign right there,
I was hoping for a hand job,
but I'm asked for a thumb job,
Well let's do it,
Hopeless!
Fit for nothing,
-Shall I go now? -Get lost,
The number of visitors are increasing for the Ma'am living in "C" block,
Jalsa, It's me Kumar,
I can see that,
I've asked not to come without an appointment,
As if you're an dentist, and won't see people without an appointment,
I can't keep my hands off you, even when I'm low on cash,
But now, look at the new Rs,2000/- currency!
It's not that Kumar,
Why don't you leave now and get back in the afternoon,
I have people coming in now,
I came hoping for some action,
As I'm here, at least shake it off for me,
What was that?
I meant to say let's shake our hands,
Oh! you meant to say this hand,
I don't care who's that, chase him away,
-Ah! -Oh no, Spike is here,
Oh God, Spike is here,
We'll keep some aside for our expenses,
And will give the rest to our families,
Oh no, why the hell did this bugger come here,
Go and hide soon,
Hi dear! How are you?
Damn, why did you come here now?
I have loads of money,
Don't waste our time,
Oh no, he saw Kumar's bag,
There are a thousand like this in town,
Where's the bedroom, let's go inside,
Hey, I have an emergency,
Be a darling, leave now and come back in the evening,
Jalaja, it's not fair I'm here to come inside,
but you're chasing me outside,
Don't get tensed,
I'll sing a song for you,
Hold my hands,
"Don't get away from me"
"Don't tell me too to go away"
Oh God!
Lunatic!
What's it, Jalaja?
You're screaming like a man,
I never screamed,
Oh!
May be 'cause, I was too into you,
My little buddy who was asleep, woke up with excitement,
Let's get inside, Jalaja,
Oh shit, wonder who's at the door now,
Damn it, wonder how many she'll have,
That's fine, you get inside and hide,
One too many drivers for a single truck,
Jalaja, I'm waiting!
Ok,,,Ok darling, I love you!
Bloody wretch, she's making me a run around,
Sir, greetings Sir,
Yes tell me, what's that you need?
We've been receiving complaints regarding too many visitors at your flat,
Security confirmed that there are three at the moment in your flat,
Rather being at the Police station,
what are you doing whoring here?
Who the hell are you? And what are you doing inside the bedroom?
I'm the Secretary of this Apartment,
Security belongs at the gate, what are you doing here?
I meant to say Secretary not Security,
I came to collect the maintenance charges,
But Jalaja, held my hands and placed it on her hip,
since then It's like I'm maintaining her,
She's out of control,
Did you happen to see a woman, standing opposite to this flat?
Bloody wretch, doesn't seem spare any Man I believe,
Oh yeah, is she like Jalaja too?
Damn it, she's my wife,
Just 'cause she's there, I'm stuck here,
For god sake, don't rat me out, when you leave,
I beg of you, please get out,
-Leave from here -Don't shout
-Don't shout, -Just get out from here,
I'm leaving,
-What's in that bag? -Sir,,,Sir,
Sir, there's nothing in it,
Sir, please don't take that,
Damn, it's money,
Get out!
You're just like the other cops,
-Get out, -Sorry Sir,
Ok Sir,
My husband is been missing for an hour,
If he's missing, call him up and check,
Or look for him elsewhere,
Why the hell have you been asking me?
Damn it, he snatched everything I had,
What am I going to say, If Kumar asks for it,
AAAAHHH!
Oh shit, it's you?
There was some humanity left inside of him,
How come you're here?
Elder brother's wife, is like a mother to you,
Spike, how come you're here?
Younger brother's wife, is like a daughter to you,
It's not that Kumar,
Elder brother's wife, is like a mother to you,
Younger brother's wife, is like a daughter to you,
-You're wrong, -Like a mother,,,
Younger brother's wife, is like a daughter to you,
-Like a mother, -Like a Daughter,
Hearing on what I said, he felt bad and crying,
Let him be, she's my wife,
No Kumar, she's a like a mother to you,
Like a Daughter,
No, like a mother to you,
Let's ask that weeping guy,
Hey, come over here,
At least you give a resolution on who's wife is Jalaja,
She's neither your wife nor his, 'cause she's my wife,
I'm her lawfully wedded husband,
Oh god, there's no one there,
Why don't you listen, there's no on there,
Aunty, stay right here,
Who are these guys?
We're,,,Us,
Whoever is hiding in this house, get out now,
If not, will lock this house up for a month,
Then you'll be stranded with no food and water,
No idea, what's happening,
Aah!
Oh God!
There are so many!
Ma!!!
What's it?
You sit here,
Ma, I need a bag,
I'm coming, wait,
While you're at it, get me a Beer sorry I meant to say Buttermilk,
Let's check if there's a new video updated,
Oh, looks like it's out tomorrow evening,
Kathir, why does he need a bag?
Ma, they're not together anymore, It's a Break-Up,
Oh, their love Break is Up now, that's great,
That's an impressive knowledge on English, please get me buttermilk,
Phew! Finally my son has hooked up with a girl,
Here's the bag, he was asking for,
There's hardly anything in it,
Won't last for even a sip,
You got everything,
This one is an expensive bag,
I'll better change it, 'cause I won't get it back,
How long should I pretend drinking this one,
Are you going to apply make up to it?
Just shut up,
That's what it looks like,
Is there something left out in the bedroom,
They've been disposed on time,
Ma!!!
-Mother! -What do you need?
I can't find those two dolls, romancing under an umbrella,
Oh that one,
You didn't hand me cash to get a gift for Sumathi's wedding last month,
so I packed that one and gave it as a gift,
Why the hell did you give that out?
I did ask you before giving it out,
When did you,,,?
Hey, that's not important will get one on the way,
Please leave,
Ok, where are my undies,
They're drying in the back,
Does that mean, they're wet in front?
I'll thrash you,
Hey, why does it have Angry Birds on it?
She got them with so much love,
Who's going to look at them, there!
Ma!!!
What's your problem again?
Where are my brown undies?
Did you gift that to Sumathi's husband?
I'm going to,,,
I threw it 'cause, it had holes in it,
What?! you threw it away?
Why would you throw them?
Are you going to fix that hole and return it to her?
Just leave,
I don't want anything with me, which reminds of her,
It's just a hole, let it go,
Why are you so worked up all the time?
When you're worked up for that torn underwear,
Imagine my state, 'cause I don't have the booze you promised,
Don't worry, I'll get you your booze,
Tell me brother Shankar,
I need a vehicle for a funeral in Mandaveli,
I was told Qualis is at home, shall I come and take it?
The vehicle is here,
But you don't have to come home,
I'll come to Nadanam signal in 20 minutes and drop it,
Ok then,
Oh god, now Nadanam!
-Buddy, -What's it?
-Can you do me a favor? -I won't,
You take the vehicle and wait for me at Nadanam signal,
I'll come and join you there,
Just 'cause you promised to get me drinks, I've taken off from work,
Definitely I will, aren't I your friend and you're my dearest,
Buddy,
Will you cheat me?,
Look in to my eyes, does it lie?
Damn it leave, you're speaking as if I'm your girlfriend,
I can't even see your eyes, you're asking me to look for lies,
I'm leaving now, get there soon,
I should've rather bought drinks on my own, rather waiting for free ones,
Give me some details on the kid,
My daughter's name is Harini,
She's eight years old,
Can you get me her photograph?
I have it on my phone, will Whats App it to you,
Whats App!
Since the inception of Whats App,
the pictures of kids boozing,,,
with the pictures of women bathing are being shared,
-Give her my contact number, -Yes Sir,
Do you suspect, that someone could've done this?
Our,,,
We don't suspect anyone,
-Sure? -I'm sure, Sir,
Don't worry,
We'll find your kid,
Stop staring,
I'm getting irritated looking at you,
I'm really pissed, for not getting some even after paying up Jalaja,
And you're adding more it to with the bomb,,,
Hop on,
It shouldn't be like, we're the only ones who hitchhike,
Can't we offer at times,
Get on the bike,
Let me sit, with my both legs on either side,
He gets anxious if it's a cop,
Wonder what's going to happen,
Where are you headed?
I'm headed to EB housing board,
-EB Housing Board? -Yes,
It will cost you Rs,30/-, is that fine with you?
Thirty Rupees?
That too for this vehicle!
Not an issue,
Let's go,
Why are you sitting cramped, get little comfortable,
Give me that,
It'll be safe out back,
Hey, you're getting a call,
Give me that,
Police is right in the front,
Then you attend the call and put it on speaker,
What!? Loud Speaker?
How do I attend the call?
Press that green color button,
Ah,,,green!
What does green mean?
Green is nothing but "Pachai",
Pachai! (Green)
At any cost, you shouldn't touch this Green wire,
Got it,
-Hello! -Take this,
Speak up, once you pick up the call,
Tell me,
How long should I wait at Nandanam Signal, when will you get here?
I'll be there in another 5 minutes,
Do you realize how it sounds?
When a doctor asks you to take a tablet on an empty stomach,,,
,,,you ask him, should I remove my shirt as well,
Imagine how pissed that doctor will get,
You're talking irrelevant,
Even you were laughing like a screwball with no relevance,
Did I complaint about it?
I want alcohol right now, DOT!
The liquor shops are open only post noon,
Aren't you aware of that?
He sounds like a drunkard,
Are you riding with a dead body? It's stinking through the phone,
I'll be there in 2 minutes, and then we'll head straight to a gift shop,
And then the liquor shop, ok?
Disconnect the call,
What's it?
Are you wondering, about how bad alcoholics we're?
-Nothing of that sort, -Break-Up, that's why,
Oh!
Alcohol is the medicine for Break-Up,
You're right about that,
Are you married?
Not yet,
Ever fell in love?
That's a very long story,
If it's a long story, then forget it,
Hey, you instigated that feeling in to me now,,,
,,,asking me not to say anything,
Then try finishing your feature like a short film,
Ok done,
I'm like the Hero, who starred in the movie "12 B",
But my story is "10 B",
If at all you end up saying, that your lover was,,,
,,,like Jyothika or Simran(Tamil Actresses),
Not at all, I'm a chain snatcher,
One fine day, when I was snatching a chain,,,
,,,I fell in love with that girl,
Wait,,,Wait,,,Wait!
I've heard this story somewhere,
That's right,
She asked to me get through the 10th grade,
The one who got through,,,
,,,settled in life owning a car dealership,
Super Pa,,,5000 hike!
I failed,
Returned being a criminal,
Oh,
-I have a doubt, -What's it?
It's a regular thing to grow beard during love failure,
But you happen to have an unique style,
That's not the thing, when I was in love,,,
,,,I used to have silky hair like a Pomeranian dog,
Don't lie,
-What? -You must be kidding,
I have picture, do you want to see?
Ok, show me then,
I can,,,
But you won't believe me,
Have a look,
How's it?
Is he mental or something?
Fine, you can keep it,
Didn't I say, that you won't believe me,
I'm getting down here,
Dude, are you angry with me?
Nah, no I'm not,
-I've reached my destination, -That's great,
Moreover, no one get angry with a mental,
Agreed!
I've been waiting for long,
Shankar brother, please take that bag placed behind you,
Hey!
Where's my 30 bucks?
He's quite sharp,
Didn't forget about it,
Take this,
-Thank you, -Ok then,
Here's your bag,
His screw is loose, take care,
Ok, will do,
Where's my bag?
Look closely, it must be right there,
Thank god,
Listen, did you come all the way to get these shoes from me,
I would've got them in the evening,
I didn't want to meet him again for no reason,
Ego is crucial when it comes to relationships,
'Cause of that don't be hasty in making any decisions,
Look here,
I've closed that chapter of love in my life,
Don't start off again,
Ok, don't get worked up,
Ok, you've reached the stage of break-up,
but you've never mentioned on how you guys met?
I'm going to leave, if you're going to talk about this,
Hey Ramya, I'm sorry,
Sit down, I won't talk about it,
-Sure? -Dead Sure,
Oh God!
You're her only savior now,
What!? God?
Shwetha, don't talk to me about God,
Hey, your anger is on love,
Then, why are you angry with God?
God was the starting point in our Love Story,
Ramya, the bad stars around you have left finally,
Dunk yourself in to the water three times,
That's the ritual,
Your body should entirely get wet,
-Did you get that? -Mom, Mom, Mom!
Rather I'll just wet my feet,
Please listen to what I'm saying,
I'll be waiting at the temple, you get there once you're done,
-Mom,,, -Hold this,
-Mom please, -Don't be stubborn,
Go Ramya,
Mom!
No other go,
My towel is missing,
Hey, is that your towel?
Not that one, mine is a red one,
Ok, then let's go and search for it,
Hey, isn't that your red towel?
You're right, that's my towel,
Ok then let's snatch it off him and runaway,
Ok then let's go,
Give me my towel,
Hey,,,Hey,,,HEY!
Oh God, Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh Lord!
Oh no,
Oh God, Oh God!
What's it? looks like you had quite a sight,
You've been chanting Lord's name,
Was it a full frontal?
Agreed it was a full frontal,
The sight part is true as well,
It wasn't for me, but for her,
I don't get it,
Oh no, I didn't get a look at her,
But she did get a full look at me,
So it's her with the fever, not you,
-Where's the lucky girl? -I'm looking for her too,
That's her,
It's her,
Oh My!
Damn it!
She must've got scared,
It's told that snakes are found inside the pond,
But you got a good peek outside it,
Did that series continue after that?
Ah!
It did,
Hey, the movie was awesome today,
I know, especially the romantic scenes were the best,
But I didn't like it,
You've never liked any film,
Why do you look so low?
As you're from Arts College and attendance doesn't matter there,
That's not the case with me,
I'm from Engineering college,
Convincing the HOD was a tough task,
She always seemed to be talking about this,
Oh God, I'm done, That's my HOD,
What happened?
-What happened? -HOD,
-Who's that? -That Purple shirt,
Everyone will be there,
Ok then, you go and hide,
Hey, Preethi come here,
Go!
-Ok, Ok, -Move fast,
Move faster,
I did get in to the Men's Room!
I'm at the right place,
-Hey,,,Hey! -Oh my!
Who,,,who are you?
Looks like you've been stalking me,
The other day you saw me naked at the temple,
Now you've come in to the Men's room to see,
Don't shout at the top of your voice,
Don't shout?
Would you have let me go, If I had entered ladies restroom?
-Get the hell out from here, -Aargh!!!
I'll leave, but first zip up your pants,
Damn it, get lost,
The HOD was far better than this,
Isn't that Ramya,
What's she doing in the Men's room,
Never underestimate a Man, nailed her royally,
Damn it!
Hey!
Who let you inside?
Indecent girl!
You're not allowed to attend any class,
Your presence is infectious to other girls,
Sir, you've mistook me,
You can't attend any class, until you get your parents,
Sir, please Sir,
You're suspended, get lost,
Sir, please Sir,
I said get out, Out!
I don't get it why is he so angry,
I don't know, what to tell my parents now,
God, let me know what to do?
What's it Ma'am, you're taking the Lord's name standing here,
Rather if you go to him and speak about your problems,,,
,,,you might get a solution to it,
Hope you get it,
I really don't know what to do,
Rather if you go to him and speak about your problems,,,
,,,you might get a solution to it,
Hey,,,Hey, God!
GOD!
Hello, God,
I can't seem to find a spot,
Hope I find a spot soon,
Where shall I go,
Bloody!
Not able to control,
Where shall I,
Oh God, no,
He's taking it out again,
How do I call him now,
God,
Hey!
I'm going to kill you,
I didn't have a look at it this time,
What are you doing?
I swear, I didn't,
You seem to stop,
Didn't you get a full frontal already,
Are you trying to take pictures and update on Suchi Leaks?
I won't let you go,
You're an bad example,
Wait and watch, what I'll do to you,
Let me go, you guys have no idea what she did,
Hey, let me go,
Move aside, Move on,
Hey, switch off that phone,
Why have you been shooting this?
Switch that off,
What's the problem here?
Husband and Wife are fighting,
Hey!
If that's the case, you've to take that inside your house,
Instead, you're creating nuisance in the public,
Madam, I'm not her husband,
Then, are you her boy friend?
Not her boy friend either,
Then who the hell are you?
I can't say that out loud,
Then come closer,
Move aside, you come here,
What can I do in this?
You just wait,
How can you do such a thing?
Ask her now,
He's such an innocent child,,,
Innocent child???
Do you even know how BIG is his,,,
Stop it, Stop it,,,Stop it I say,
Ma'am, listen to what I have to say,
Ok go on,
Wonder what they're talking about,
Wait!
All you guys leave from here,
Leave,
Keep moving, take this bike and leave,
Her side of the story sounds fair, as well,
How's it fair, she must've lied to you,
She keeps peeking at mine,,,
Just calm down, you're getting tensed for no reason,
You guys calm down and talk to each other,
Everything will be solved,
Ok, shouldn't fight again,
Got it,
Speak to each other, you guys are friends now,
Hey!
Uneducated fellow,
Who let you inside?
Get out,
Hey, what are you doing?
Are you trying to threaten me?
Why are you picking up those books?
What are you going to do?
Let me know on which subject, should I lecture you on?
DE?
DC?
Or is it DSP? Tell me?
I'm an Engineering Graduate,
First get to know what happened and then you can talk,
May I talk to you for 5 minutes?
Take your seat,
How come he's letting him sit down and talk,
You just saw once,
But she,,,
Really? 3 Times!
I'm sorry,
I jumped the gun, without knowing the truth,
What do you do?
A to Z Funeral Service?
You've done your Engineering,
And you're running a funeral service,
I don't consider this as a job,
Sir!
No job is a wrong one,
It's wrong to be sitting idle,
When there's a contractor from decorations till the dessert served at a wedding,
Death, which is uncertain,,,
,,,why not a contractor for the all the rites to be completed,
Whether to keep the dead body on the stretcher or inside a freezer box,
It's Pall for Hindu rites,
Stretcher for Muslims,
Coffin if it's Christians,
Information to be passed on to friends and relatives,
Saturday deaths accompanied with a sacrifice to meet the beliefs,
A crowd gathered just to cry,
Hardcore drunk dance,
Auspicious time to send away the dead,
If it's a Male then Ashtami (Hindu Auspicious Day),
If it's a female then Navami (Hindu Auspicious Day),
Appropriate processions to be held for the dead,
If it's a natural death, then Coffin rider,
If it's an unnatural death, then Ambulance,
Whether it has to be buried or burned,
Both have different graveyards to be taken to,
Right from death choir till that one buck placed on forehead,
Our service is definitely required,
So don't talk bad about funeral service,
I'm really sorry,
I was stunned for a moment there,
My father in law is almost there,
I'll definitely call you,
That's fine, if he's on his death bed,
What about Ramya?
I've already forgiven Ramya,
You go ahead,
Delighted!
I'll take a leave Sir,
Mr, Hari Vethadu Swami,
Tell me sir,
It's better you take care of your,,,
'Cause you can take a hit from a stone,
But not from someone's eye,
I will sure,
You've been a great help to me,
Thank you so much,
It's fine,
But please don't call me, God,
What shall I call you then?
I'm Hari,
Hi I'm Ramya,
So what's next?
Give me your phone number,
-Take it down, -One moment,
9080
189
-141, -141,
-Yeah, -Bye,
-Thanks, -Bye,
You have me to advice on matters,
Just like that, there'll be a lame one with her too to advice on matters,
You like him too,
Then what's the issue,
Just say yes to it,
Shall I?
Hmmm,
"Oh my, she's smiling a bit"
"She's luring me with her beauty"
"She kept asking too many questions,"
"She treats me as a security guard"
"And drags me out with a leash,"
"She rides Scooty straight in to my heart,"
"Rum, Gin and Wine too change in to fruit punch looking at you,"
"When you're ahead of me,,,"
",,,your breath literally attacks me down,"
"Romance has finally sparked between them"
"They're wrapped around each other like a top,"
"She sat tight like a wave,"
"Gifted me with many things"
"Dirty looking lad"
"I've changed you in to a hunk,"
"In spite of me holding hands, you seem to be wandering,"
"Take me on a piggy back"
"Why are you looking at me like a dumb cow"
"You were a miser"
"But I made sure to make you spend"
"I'm trying to impress you with gifts,"
"My wallet has gone empty,"
"Looking at that, I'm dumbstruck"
"Even the posters on the road are laughing at me,"
"She dealt me like the abrasive kite"
"An made me fly with it"
"Even her tortures started becoming tastier,"
"Why are you turning me on"
"That gives me dirty thoughts,"
"You're foul playing the game of love,"
"Rum, Gin and Wine too change in to fruit punch looking at you,"
"Romance has finally sparked between them"
"They're wrapped around each other like a top,"
"She sat tight like a wave,"
"Gifted me with many things"
Tell me Ramya,
What's with the identical gift?
Impressed?
Our wavelength is in sync,
Ummm,,,I'm impressed,
Just impressed?
Ummm,,,my entire family has gone to Tirupathi,
Oh, then ask them to pray for me too,
Hari!!!
"My entire family has gone to Tirupathi,"
Oh yeah right,
I'll be there, I got it,
I'll head to pharmacy and be there soon,
Inspector wanted to meet you,
Inspector?
Why?
Not sure, can just spare two minutes,
Yes,
Sorry to have disturbed you,
Tell me Sir,
Harini, an 8 year old kid is been missing,
Do you know anything about it?
I have no idea, sir,
If you get any information, please inform the reception,
Definitely sure Sir,
Let's go,
Hey you,
I have hung the sign "Don't Disturb",,,
,,,don't you have any brains, still knocking on it,
Sir, Inspector is here,
I'm Inspector Hameed,
You have all the rights to knock at any time you wish,
Are you the newly wed couple who have come down for Honeymoon?
I'm a groom, who have gone through a million honeymoon,
I've been married for 20 years,
We haven't been blessed with a child yet,
I was told to meet one Saint sitting under a tree in this town,
100% baby guarantee,
Swami,
Why have you handed me this business card?
Will they give me a child, if I go there?
That's not it son, it's a place built according to Feng-Shui,
Feng-Shui has penetrated this sector too?
That Saint gave me a business card,
and sent me to this cottage,
I was having a deep discussion inside,
And you dropped in disturbed it,
A kid named Harini is been missing,
I came to investigate in regards to that,
Oh, so you too have an issue in regards to a kid,
If you don't mind,
I'm high on Viagra and a have a strong feeling about it,
Definitely it'll be twins,
Let's share them,
I don't get it,
-You take one and I'll take one, -Dear, please come soon,
I'm coming, I'm going to give another try,
Seriously!
Is that Saint your guy?
Sir, that's our Boss,
Shame on you guys,
The income is good,
We have around 7-8 rooms numbered "111",
Get going, knock on the next door,
I need my father,
Hey,,,at least now have something to eat,
I want to go to my mother,
Please!
Mother,
Who's that?
It's a private number,
Not an issue, take the call, will track it down,
Hello!
Don't waste your time, searching for your kid,
I have kidnapped your daughter,
I demand a sum of 10 million,
I'll update other details on the next call,
If the kidnapper is demanding for 10 million,
then he must be aware of you people holding such a sum of money,
Do you?
It's that,,,
In order to sell one of our family property, we came down from Singapore,
Registration was done,
and we got 10 million in hand couple of days back,
But I got a doubt?
Go on ask,
There's no chance for someone to know my wive's new number,
But the kidnapper has called that number,
Brilliant, kidnapper is not that far,
If my intuition is correct,
In this area,,,
I believe he's right in here at this resort,
Keep it to yourself, son is right here,
Oh, so you do have such fantasies,
I need to booze, take him outside,
It seems a small kid has been missing,
At least if that happens, we can get rid of him,
Take him outside to play and get me some snacks,
Karthi,
Shall we go outside to play?
Ok Mother,
Son leave the TV remote with me,
Give that,
Mom, wait I'll get the cricket bat,
Ok, get it,
My dearest Anaconda,
What happened, why did you stop?
I took the bat, but forgot to take the ball,
So?
Shall I get back to the room and get the ball?
Dad is sleeping, get the ball without disturbing him,
-Ok dear, -Ok Mother,
Go and get it,
Dad,
Dad!
Why did he come back,
I don't know where to hide the drink,
I'll keep it between my legs and pretend to doze off,
Only then, it won't spill,
Mother!
-Mother, Mother, -What's it dear?
There's a change in father's diagram now,
What has been changed?
Looking at this scene, I can predict what's running in your mind,
The brat who came in,
Looking at that standing block, he decided to give it two knocks,
That made a noise "Taph" "Taph",
Hearing that noise, he got curious,
he gave one strong blow,
It "Blasted" and it "Splashed",
Sir, he's our regular guest here,
It's fine, tell me sir,
A kid called Harini is been missing,
Have you seen her anywhere?
I've seen her parents searching for her since morning,
I was the one who suggested to call the Police for assistance,
Is she still missing?
That's the reason, I've been checking all the rooms here,
Why don't you check mine too,
-Come in, Sir, -It's ok,
Anyways, thank you for your co-operation,
Thank you Sir,
Brother, get me a pack of cigarettes,
Hey, ask him what he wants,
-Brother,,, -Tell me Sir,
A pack of Cigarettes,
Ok,
Take this,
-How much is it? -It's Rs,130/-,
Rs,130/- it is,
Great, he didn't check if it's a fake,
Hope the change is correct?
No doubt, it will be right,
Fine,
-He took away entire change, -What did he get?
Boss, there was too much change,,,
,,,he bought exactly one pack of cigarettes,
So I gave all the change,
Did you check if it's genuine?
It's the new currency, just in,
It's a fake currency,
Idiot, can't you check before taking it,
Stop that, why are you hurting a kid,
So you're here already,
The business is not doing that well,
I'm well aware of everything,
How many bundles of cigarettes and gutkha,
And how many bundles tobacco is being sold,
Make it soon,
Let's give this fake one to him,
Be careful, the transaction shouldn't be seen,
That's fine, you can leave,
I've been really lucky, I've been really lucky,
Yes you've been really lucky,
Hello!
Boss, you said it was fake and gave it to that cop,
Only ones in our nation, who don't bother to check if it's fake or not,
,,,are our Policemen,
Is that so, Boss,
Haven't you left?
I have to, can you drop me at the signal,
Ok hop on,
What's it with you Spike, I've been waiting here for long,
Let that go, I found something really important,
If you hear that, you'll be shell shocked,
Really? did you find out what happened in Koppollo Hospital?
Not that one,
I got to know something more important,
This is "Pachai", that is Green,
This is Red,,,
Don't you have a conscience?
What happened?
I've known you since childhood,
You never mentioned this,
What did I not tell you?
Since when did you start wearing underwear?
What!? wearing underwear?
You're asking the wrong person,
Have a good look at it,
I don't like locking the Parrot inside a cage,
Please don't suspect of that,
I'm really sorry Spike, I mistook you,
-Forgive me, -That's fine, Kumar,
But you figured out which is Red and which is Green,
You're great,
Let's Hi-Fi on that,
Oh Red, Oh Green,
Oh god no!
Where's the bomb?
May be you left it at Jalaja's house,
I did not lose anything there,
Where did we lose it,
It must be in that guy's car,
You don't get worked up,
How can I not?
Pick up the call,
-Hello! -Where are you guys?
Hope you're at the spot,
It's the Leader,
Mr,Spike!
For god sake, handle him,
-Hey, West Indies, -Yes,
Is everything on track as per the plan?
That noise is annoying though,
Hang up,
-Let's leave, -Come let's go,
The shopkeeper is bringing the Police along,
Did they find out, that the currency is a fake one,
That's what I had mentioned too,
They're taking a U turn,
Is that to catch hold of me,
I better get inside and hide,
Hey,,,Hey!
-Leave the bag here, -Let that bag go,
Leave that bag here and get inside,
There are important things inside the bag,
Doesn't matter how important they're, check in the bag,
Check in the bag, damn it,
Give that to me soon,
Here, take this,
Annoying creature,
Kumar, that's the guy I was talking about,
-That check shirt one? -Yes,
But he doesn't have the bag with him,
-Kumar, our bag is right there, -Ya, that's right,
Come on, let's get that bag,
Spike,
I'll distract him, meanwhile you take the bag,
You carry on, I'll take care of that,
Who owns this one?
He stays in Dubai,
What's that?
They're diapers for kids,
All of it?
The ones on the top are for the kids,
The one on the side are the gift items,
What about others?
The one below are for the adults,
Do you have all sizes in it,
-How much is it? -I'm not sure about the price,
Which one do you need?
Do you need the adult diaper or for the kids?
What's a diaper?
Pooping in your underwear is called diaper,
Did you get that?
Will this fit me?
Check with them inside, what size would be suitable for you,
I don't need it,
Hey,,,Hey,,,wait right there, it'll help you,,,
Hey!
Cockroach Head!
You dropped your phone,
Hey!
Let them go, it's our gain,
What's next?
Next we'll booze,
Post which will go and meet Ramya,
Take the bike,
What's this?
Bag!
I'll break your nose,
Are you trying to mock me?
Sir, what's the issue here?
He has changed my bag and lying about it,
It was right here,
Sir, you don't worry, We have a CCTV camera here,
Why don't you check that one,
Let's find out, who's telling the truth, looking at it,
-Come on, -Let's go and check,
Get in, Sir,
You don't deserve to wear this cap,
Get the footage of the entrance camera for last 10 minutes,
Brother, please zoom in this camera,
Come a little forward,
Forward,
Now play that one,
There,,,right there, he's taking it away,
That's my bag, and they're the ones,
Don't worry,
Let's take this footage to the Police,
and file a complaint pertaining to it,
They'll make sure in finding that for you,
Why do we have to involve the Police,
Looking at their personality, seems like they're from my locality,
You don't have to risk this one, I'll deal with it,
Are you kidding me? Get out,
Get out from here, sir,
Wonder where they come from?
Why is that you freeze all the time?
The crow mistook it for a statue and shat on you,
Kumar, have a look at the bag,
Wow!
Bomb turned in to underwear,
And the underwear turned in to money,
Woohoo!!!
My phone is been missing,
That was an old broken phone,
We can get an iPhone, with the money we have now,
Let's go,
Phone?
Rather let's use it for becoming a bigger and better gangster,
If that's the case, we'll have to buy suits and have to visit Malaysia too,
Then lets go and get them,
-Hurry up, -Ok, let's go,
No idea, who exchanged the bags,
Wonder what's inside this bag,
Hey!
What's Angry Bird doing on this?
It's full of underwear, looks like they've stolen them,
Did they at least wash it,
Oh, they run a funeral home,
The baldy's name is, Hari Rathna Swami,
4264,,,
,,,2888,
Hello,
Hello, boss where are you?
Our boss has gone hiking,
-He's gone hiking? -That's right,
Which mountain, did he go for hiking?
It's not the mountain he had gone to,
He's at a bar, and having drinks, that's what I meant to say,
Get lost, I'll get there and look for him,
You're here 'cause, the shops are closed on the highway,
Enjoy,
Shall we sit here?
Ok, let's sit here,
How come no one's around to take orders,
Hey you!
I'll be right there,
What can I get you?
Tell him what you want,
A full bottle of Brandy,
A water bottle,
-Two cups, -Ok,
-Pepsi, -Ok,
-Chicken 65, -Ok,
-Do you want peanuts? -Get them, damn it,
-Then no need of Peanuts, -Ok,
Can you give me cash for them,
-Sure, clear this table, -Will do,
-Get them,,, -Get them soon,
She got me this wallet to safe keep the money,
I have neither money,,,
,,,nor that bloody wretch anymore,
Drunkard, he's been blabbering before have started to drink,
There's no one there,
That's right no one's there,
Do you want them or not?
It's here,
He got them so soon,
I never meant to say that, you can leave,
What's wrong with you,
Just shut up and pour a drink,
-Cheers! -Cheers!
Buddy!
-What's it? -One second,
-Take this, -Is this Ramya's phone?
Once I'm drunk, I won't stay quiet,
I'll end up calling someone,
And then that person will look for me and thrash me,
So let this be with you for the moment,
Rather you can switch off the phone,
I can,
-Switched off? -Yes,
Come let's drink,
Buddy!
-What's it? -Your phone is ringing,
It's not mine, that's coming from your pocket,
My pocket!
How many phones do you carry?
Oh this one,
Remember us going to a gift shop,
Someone there dropped this phone,
I picked it up for some silly fun,
Looks like it's going to be a major one,
Why aren't they picking up the phone,
It's ringing continuously,
It must be the one who lost this phone,
Ok,
Why don't you speak to him,
Doesn't matter, once we're high will tear them apart,
Is that so,,,ok,
Buddy!
What's it now?
It's been a while since we said, cheers,
Let's say it again,
-Cheers! -Cheers!
Bloody, he's not letting me drink,
Why are you doing this?
Tell me,
Sir, I just remembered something,
When we got here yesterday, I gave my number at the reception,
At that time, there was a receptionist,
and there was a waiter next to him as well,
I wrote my mobile number on the entry form given to us,
That's when we were discussing about the money we received,
Can you let me know, when did Geetha's family get here?
They got here last evening at 5pm,
Who was at the reception at that time?
It was Selvam on duty,
Selvam!
Where's he now?
He's gone to Coimbatore as there's been a death in the family,
I need his phone number and address,
Just a moment, Sir,
Please take down the number, Sir,
-99 -99
438
35633
Hello,
Would you be interested in taking a Personal Loan?
No idea, thank you,
Telemarketing calls,
Let that be, get to your story,
Right from the first meet till it all started seemed fine,
What was the issue?
You also said that the guy is a good one,
You guys will look good as a couple,
You guys are made for each other,
Ramya, you're very lucky,
-Luck? -Yes,
Don't talk about Luck to me,
Even I was in that impression,
That I'm really lucky,
But do you know, where that luck took me?
"She came closer and said 'Hoi',,,"
"Shy has become an understatement,"
"It will slip away, If I touch it,"
"She mesmerized with Kajal in her eyes wearing Kandangi"
"She whispered in to my ears,,,"
"Oh god, everything was a lie,,,"
"She came closer and said 'Hoi',,,"
"Kajal"
"Truth"
"Lies"
"She came closer and said 'Hoi',,,"
Pick up the call,
Hello,
Innova's tyres Blew up!
Is that so?
Nothing is wrong with the vehicle, just the tyres has to be changed,
Ok I'll get them,
We need two tyres,
What happened, Hari?
It seems, the car tyres Blew up,
That's what,,,
Thank goodness, we were not in that car,
What have you been thinking about?
Nothing,,,
I have to come to this place after dropping you,
The tyres are cheaper in this area,
Then let's get them,
-Are you fine with it? -Yes,
-Fine? -Yeah,
-Ok -Let's go,
Let's go,
-I'll be back in two minutes, -Ok,
He's asking for the permission even to attend a call,
I want two tyres for Innova,
-Ok sir, -Hurry up,
Ramya, you're very lucky dear,
All done,
Shall we leave?
-Yeah, -Ok,
Huh!
Hari?
I forgot to ask,
How are we going to carry these?
I got an idea, you don't have to worry about it,
-Shall we? -Yeah,
Aargh!!!
Damn!
Hey look at them,
-They look so funny, -Yes,
Buddy check this out,
You'll get to see these kind of things only in our country,
-Take a video of it, -Get close to them,
Everyone is making fun of us,
Your order sir?
-One cappuccino, -Ok,
One club Sandwich,
-Make it quick, -Sure,
-Ma'am! -Thank you,
Hey!
What's happening?
Leave me,
Let go,
"It's a beautiful night,"
"We're looking for something fun to do"
"Hey Baby"
"I think I wanna marry you,"
"Is it the look in your eyes,"
"Or is it the dancing Jews"
"Who cares baby"
"I think I wanna marry you"
"Well I know this little chapel,,,"
",,,on the boulevard,"
"We can go, Oh,,,Oh!"
"No one will know, Oh,,,Oh!"
"Oh Come onnnnn,,,Girl!"
"Don't say, no,,,no,,,no,,,no,,,no"
"Just say, yeah,,,yeah,,,yeah,,,yeah,,,yeah"
"I will, go,,,go,,,go,,,go,,,go,,,go"
"If you're ready"
"Like I'm ready"
Hi,,,Hello!
They all have left,
You look quite shell shocked,
Hari,
Do you know what's flash mob and proposing to someone?
-Flash mob? -Yeah
I'm only aware of the floor mop,
My ill fate, let me explain it to you,
Before you got here,
There was a girl sitting at that table,
The waiter went to her,
and while taking the order from her,,,
,,,started to dance,
What?! Just one guy?
No, many danced along with him,
Were there girls in it?
There were two girls among them,
They too joined them for the dance,
Wow!
That was an awesome performance,
Then came the Hero,
He walked up to her in slow motion,
looked at her and danced his heart out,
That was perfect,
Then he took out a ring,
with flowers in the backdrop,
He went on to propose that girl,
That girl is really a lucky one,
Ramya,
You’re very lucky too,
If you have such desires, please let me know,
I'll get them done immediately,
-You? -Yeah,
-Will fulfill? -Yes,
I'm well aware of how you would do that,
I had asked you to come, as I had other reasons to it,
But I don't wish to spoil my pleasant mood at the moment,
Bye,
Hey Ramya,
Which song did they dance to?
Huh?
Which song was it?
An English song "Marry You",
-"Marry you", uh? -You wouldn't know about it,
Bye!
Don't you know what's a Flash mob? (Mind Voice)
All of a sudden he started dancing, (Mind Voice)
They all danced in a group, (Mind Voice)
There were two girls in the group, (Mind Voice)
That was an awesome performance, (Mind Voice)
Then it was Hero's entry, (Mind Voice)
He walked towards her in slow motion, (Mind Voice)
looked her in the eye and danced his heart out, (Mind Voice)
Get ready for this shit!
That was awesome, (Mind Voice)
The actual fun starts now,
Hari!
Then he took out the ring,
with flowers in the backdrop,
He proposed to this girl,
This is that ring,
Damn!
Seems like an interesting character,
Definitely have to meet him,
-Do you have a picture of him? -What!?
Interesting?
And you want to see his picture?
Wait I'll show,
-Show me, -Yeah,
-This is nothing, -He took a selfie with the dead body,
-Look at this one, -Yeah,
You want to see more or is this enough?
Poor thing, she's stuck with him,
Shwetha, I'm going to ask him to come here,
That will be perfect,
Welcome sir,
How much is it?
It's Rs,50,000/-,
-Take it, -Thank you,
-Sir, excuse me, -What!?
All of them are fake currency,
-Give another bundle, -Take this,
Just wait, I'll get my manager,
Kumar, why is he calling the Manager?
All these are fake currency,
Come lets run from here,
Run faster, Kumar,
Hello Sir,
Dear, your Leader is on the phone,
Why is that useless piece of shit calling me now?
I had my phone switched off,
I switched it on, to speak to my Father,
Ok, don't attend the call, just keep it aside,
I've already picked the call,
Bloody moronic idiot,
Lion of Self-Respect,
Six feet of Gold,
You don't have enemies at all,
Hopeless piece of shit,
Garbage of the first order,
Ungrateful idiot,
My Leader, why have you been abusing me?
Don't get innocent with me,
Do you think, only you can sing praises,
You spoke disrespectful of me to your wife,
But now trying to woo with your praising words,
That's not what I had intended,
Then how it is?
I'll cut to the chase,
Those two guys, whom you had hired,
One of their phone is switched off,
And I'm not aware of the other guy's number,
I'm not able to reach, as your phone was switched off too,
So what's it? have you joined hands with the ruling party,
to bring me down in politics,
My Leader, do you think I’ll conspire against you,
I'll speak to them right away and get back to you,
Hey, come here,
I'll dial a number for you,,,
,,,just ask "Where are you Kumar?",
Take this,
Who's that?
Hello!
Hello!, "Where are you Kumar?",
-Hey, -What?
Your daughter Jalaja is on the phone,
Kumar, I'm really pissed off, don't irritate me on top of that,
Jalaja, we're really worked up as we lost the bomb bag,
Call us later,
Hello,,,Hello!
He hung up on me,
What did he say?
He said, The Bombay Cake is missing,
Bombay Cake?
What are you blabbering?
That's what he said,
But! what's your relationship with a Baker?
Oh God, the Bomb bag is missing,
Did you get the work done?
An example of Sacrifice,
Insoluble Brick,
Farmers staple,
I don't have a lifetime to praise,
Damn, fucking idiot!
Don't sass me with your praises,
If at all you continue to speak like this,,,
-It's like,,, -Like what?
It's like, my Leader,,,
I'm right here, tell me,
Errm,,, they've lost the bomb bag,
Did he die without a blast,
Hang up, I'll call you later,
Phew!
Thank goodness, I'm off the hook,
Ok, leave,
Don't cry Geetha,
-I heard something, -Let me check,
Oh god,
Did you see that dress?
You needn't have any doubt, that's your daughter's,
Didn't get it?
Didn't I mention not to involve Police in this,
Hello,
Hello!
Sir,
Tell me,
To us, money is not an issue,
But Harini is very important,
For God sake don't get involved in this,
I get it,,,
,,,that we were the ones who called you,
Please Sir, leave from here,
Ok,
"Close down, Close Down" , "We don't require these liquor shops," (Protest)
Brother, please don't drink,
Listen to us, don't do that,
You get in sir, and you guys leave,
You please get in,
Sir, ask them not to drink,
It's a pleasant feeling to booze during the day,
You're right Kumar,
Oh, why there are so many cops around?
Not sure, Kumar,
Remember, Police will be in abundance during the last day of Campaign,
Kumar, we don't have the bomb anymore,
Why should we be scared,
-Let's go, -You're right,
Hey,,,Hey,,,Hey, who the hell are you guys?
You guys look like criminals,
You're here to join the protest,
Sir, don't hit us,
It's hurting,
A protest to close the liquor shops,
We're here to booze,
Oh, you're here to booze,
-That's right Sir, -Please get in,
Sorry sir,,,Sorry Sir, I hit you by mistake,
Please get in Sir,
-Come in, Sir, -Please take them in,
Come in Sir, please get in,
Earlier the respect was for the educated,
Nowadays, the respect is for the drunkards,
Earlier it was said, that liquor destroys homes,
but now the liquor is saving a drunkard,
Enough of quotes, let's have a drink,
Kumar!
It'll be fine, If I have one drink,
That's great,
That looks cool,
There's a table available,
-Kumar! -What's it?
That's the guy who took our bag,
Where's is that stench coming from?
-Is it them? -Yes,
It's that same stench like the other day over the phone,
Hey, the bag is here,
That's our bag,
Ok, let's plan and take that bag,
I've spent a lot on her,
How much?
She ripped me off my wealth,
That's women to you,
-Buddy, -Yes,
You're great,
You bought drinks for me,
But when I'm drinking,
my emotions are unraveled,
Why so?
Your relationship went for a toss,
Hey!
thinking about that,
That's a sad story,
She asked me to come by car,
I took the Innova out,
I see that as a God,
She spoke ill about it,
Oh no, what happened next?
You know that I can't lie,
Yes,
Picking on that,
She stated, I'm useless,,,
,,,with no worth,
She insulted me in front of her friends,
That Korean face is capable of so much?
Is that the same Korean?
There must be an accessory with her,
Tell me,
Let's meet at "Hara Hara Mahadevaki Resort" and break-up,
Be there by 2pm, bye,
What does she want?
She had asked me to come to a resort by 2pm,
Is the meeting so intimate, that you've to meet at the resort?
There's nothing,
Hey, you just said that won't lie,
Tell me,
Ok then,
One day,,,
,,,her family had went to a pilgrimage to satisfy their prayers,
And you went to satisfy her?!
So, I went to the house,
Come,
Come, sit,
Dude!
You won't get a better chance than this,
Don't hesitate and ask where's the bedroom,
What's on your mind, Hari?
-Bedroom,,, -What!?
Throat doesn't feel good,
I need a Drin,,,
,,,Is there something to Drink?
Oh!
What would you like to have? "Milk" or "Juice"?
What exactly did you have?!
Brother,
I'm damn sure, he must have had milk,
I thought as much too,
Who are you guys?
The story was erotic, so got curious,
Boss, is that you?
Greetings brother,
Damn, what a costume!
Might get scandalous, shut up and sit,
Son, I heard that you had a love failure,
I'm on a divine path leading to Swami,
Would you like to join?
Hey, who's this guy?
Bear, King and Bow,
Who the hell is your Swami?
We can't state such greatness with simple words,
But will have to convey it in an awesome song featuring hot models,
Come on, join, join, join!
"Hara Hara Mahadevaki"
"I'm meeting you all after a while"
"So thought of starting this nirvana session with a quote"
"What do you say"
"King,,,didn't lose it to the bear"
"The Bear didn't get what the King had in his mind"
"The tiffin with the minister wasn't the right one,"
"Due to which, the King wasn't left with an option"
"That foamy drink trapped in 10*10 bottle"
"There's no end to the fun next door,"
"Losing self respect, when you listen to that Whats App message,,,"
",,,there's no limit to the laughter which gives you immense pleasure"
"Hara Hara Mahadevaki"
"Hara,,,Hara,,,Hara,,,Hara!"
"Hara Hara Mahadevaki"
"Breaking that treacherous egg of Anaconda,,,"
",,,,he attained the Grace, Swami Ji,,,Swami Ji!"
"By giving lift on a ladies cycle,,,"
",,,he attained heavenly pleasures, Swami Ji,,,Swami Ji!"
"For clean & sparkling dishes, it's Vim Bar,,,Vim Bar!"
"To get the Kama Sutra right, you look at him,"
"The entire world speaks of him,,,"
",,,but he prefers stays low profile,"
"Hey you Sobana, I want to ask you one "O" ,,, question"
"At least the next arrow which leaves his bow,,,"
",,,will hit the Bear on target,"
"One, Two, Three, Four,,,come on you get ready King"
"This time ain't Kooja"
"Is the tiffin getting ready for the Bear?"
"Is he gonna beat the Bear",
"He ain't no Schemer,,,Just a bit Whimsical"
"Not just with his Wife, but with Sivagami,"
"His aim is spot on,,,"
",,,the arrow has left the bow,"
"Just a miss!"
"The bear is missed, by a whisker!"
"Hara Hara Mahadevaki"
Hey give me way,
Why the hell are you pushing me away,
Get lost!
Who was that Swami?
That's no one but,
one of my devotee,
Come let's go,
Why did you beat him?
He laid hands on you,
If I go and dance with his girl, that's what he would do,
Are you drunk?
It's all 'cause of you, start the bike,
I have a feeling that he'll be around until the climax,
I asked you to start the bike and you've been grunting,
Where to now, is it resort?
Kumar, that guy is leaving,
Spike, let's take this share auto,
In this?
Ok hop on soon,
-Take it slow -Go faster
How come these guys are in suits,
Annamalai Bar!
It's them,
Hey, ride faster,
Hey, where are you guys?
Someone laid hands on me,
We shouldn't let them go, get here soon,
Keep going,
Keep following that share auto,
Shall I drive, he doesn't seem to be good at it,
Let him drive, Kumar,
Meanwhile, we'll try to steal food from this granny's basket,
-Granny, -What?
You did it, but you hid it,
Hey!
I was talking about food, not that,
-Do you want? -Yes,
Give me money,
Here's the money,
Phew!
It's Rs,2000/-!
Here take the basket along with the food,
"Hands deep in Granny's Food",
Go faster,
I can't go faster than this,
The boot is filled with bags, I'll be answerable to many,
"Hands deep in Granny's Food",
"But have to shake those hands off next"
Hey 7 'O' Clock,
Tell me boss,
I had hired someone for a job,
He didn't finish the job,
And have been ignoring my calls and playing around,
Just tell me, who is it boss?
I'll finish his game,
I've sent his full details on whats app,
Drag him to me, no matter where he's hiding in this world,
Brother, what happened?
Boss, have sent the details on whats app, check them out,
(FARTS!)
You just said can go faster as it's overloaded,
Then how come, you're speeding now?
If I don't, it will stink all over, is that fine with you?
-Damn! -(FARTS)
I had doubt on that stench,
You're sick, keep going,
"He's going to shake those hands off"
Hey, he looks hideous,
There's a number below, call that,
Just a minute,
That lizard's phone is ringing, pick up the call,
It's ringing,
Hold it to my ear,
To your ear?
You stop, I'll ride and you can speak over the phone,
Ok!
-Hello, -Hello,
Where are you?
Where the hell are you?
I'm right here,
Then stay right there,
Then why the hell are you asking, where am I?
Hey,,,Hey,,,Hey!
What's your name?
Let that be, what's your name?
My name is 7'O'clock,
So you're a shaving blade,
Wait and watch, how I'm going to use you to shave,
Hey,,,Hey,,,Hey!
Whom are you going to shave?
Today, right here I'll slit your throat,
Hey, don't do that,
Let me speak, damn it,
Hey,,,Hey,,,Hey!
You talk to him,
-Hello, -What's your name?
Nimi!
What's that Nimi?
Nimi, is short for Nirmal,
What if it was Subramani, ,,,
What the hell are you talking about, give some respect,
I'm not able to take it, you speak to him,
"Hands deep in Granny's Food",
Hey,,,Hey, look he's going there,
Hey, take out the car,
"Don't Stop!"
Give me your hand, hey give me damn it,
"faster!"
"fasTER!"
"FASTER!"
"Alright!"
"Hands deep in Granny's Food",
"But have to shake those hands off next"
"Dik, Dik, Dick, Dik'U,,,"
",,,the dead watch started to TICK,"
"Bak, Bak, Chak, Chak,,,"
"It's all Chiku Bukku, inside and outside,"
"Hands deep in Granny's Fooood",
Hey, what are we going to do now?
Just wait, I have a plan in mind,
Come let's go,
Look here,
Just keep it short,
Oh no!
Why are you wearing your helmet?
Ok sir,
He's the helmet preacher,
People wear helmets to escape his preaching,
Greetings Sir,
Hey, remove that helmet,
You're the one who asks to wear it, and now asking to remove it,
You should only wear it while riding,
You shouldn't wear it, when it's standing,
Of course, you shouldn't wear it while riding,
you have to wear it before riding,
If you wear it while riding, it'll slip,
Are you trying to mock me?
Who are you going to meet inside?
Why are you guys looking at each other?
Who's that you're going to meet?
-To meet Ramesh, -To meet Ramya,
-To meet Ramesh,
Give us a minute, will discuss among ourselves and let you know,
-Say it right, -Don't get mixed up,
-To meet Ramesh, -To meet Ramya,
If you guys don't tell me the truth,,,
Tell me,
Sir, Sir, Sir,
Don't sir,
Why do you need a gun for this?
It's Ramya Sir, Ramya Sir,
I'll tell you the truth,
He just broke up,
He's here just to return the stuff to her,
That's the truth, please change your mind,
Go, get inside,
-Thank you Sir, -Thank you Sir,
Don't get angry, It looks funny,
Kumar, let's go this way,
Hello!
What happened?
What did they say, Geetha?
The bag which had our daughter's clothes,
they've asked to put 10 millions in to it and keep it outside,
If we do that,,,
In 20 minutes,,,
,,,our daughter will reach us,
I want our child back,
-I don't want this money, -We shall give it to them,
-Let's give it to them, -Definitely will give it to them,
Let's give it to them,
A miracle is about to happen in front of our eyes,
Sir, what is that you're going to do?
Wait and watch,
Watch now,
Please do it,
Did you see the miracle done by our Pastor,
Look at him, he's losing power,
Now another one, is going to lose power,
He has lost it,
Swami, he's showing his power and you're,,,
He's lying, he's lying idiot,
If so show us some miracle, instead of just talking,
Make someone lose power,
(Reciting Mantras)
My dear devotees!
Listen closely to what I have to say now,
You're being bestowed with an amazing power,
And it's being bestowed in the form of snake,
I'm going to bring that out now,
Think of God in your heart,,,
Lift it!
Lift it, and attain nirvana,
I'm the only one watching you lift,
Huh!
Bloody moronic!
I asked you to look at me, why are you looking at that woman,
Who is he to ask you people to lift it,
You just a have a look now,
Come on do it, show us your power,
Recieved!
Pastor, look a women is coming to you,
-Power! -He cured that women too,
Recieved!
Lift it!
Lift anything you get your hands on,
Hurry up, Geetha,
Let's go,
Come on, let's go,
Exactly like that,
You're rocking boss, you're rocking,
You're making every fly high,
Looking at you guys lifting, the God lift you higher,
Did you see that woman in white,,,
,,,she's been flying high, you're rocking boss,
Hello, is everything ready?
Yes it's ready,
Ok then,
Everyone should run haywire, looking at the way you do it,
Ok,
Brace yourself for what is coming to you next,,,
Look up for the heavenly God!
Oh no it's a snake, it's a snake,
Everyone run, the snake is out,
Please Swami or Pastor, someone save me,
Hey, go and grab it,
What should I be grabbing?
Maybe the Snake he meant,
Move away, the Police is coming through,
Why are you making that noise?
Just like you said, it's Up now,
It's already Up now,
Now what more you want me to lift?
You're a fraud Swami,
He's the fraud,
Bloody Anandha, do something,
I'm never going to ask anyone to lift or push,
I'll get back to my hometown,
Let me go, God,
Oh god, Oh god,,,
It's a Snake, It's a Snake,
Hey, stop right there,
What's in the bag, show me right now,
Sir please listen to, don't open it, Please don't,
There's nothing inside,
What the hell is this?
Were you running for this?
I stopped you from touching those dirty undies,,,
,,,but you acted in haste,
Get lost, damn it,
I don't know what's going to happen today,
What happened?
I'm really stressed,
It'll be fine, you lie down,
Please lie down,
I'm going to the restroom,
Get back soon,
What's wrong with him?
Why does he look so stressed,
Oh Oh!
Why am I stressed today?
Gayathri!
Why don't you understand my feelings,
Come out soon,
Wonder what she's washing in there for so long,
Damn it!
Shameless creature,
Is this what you meant being stressed, and were shouting out,
What are you saying?
Look there,
How come, it's so huge?
Damn it!
Oh god, it's a snake,
What do we do now?
It's a snake,
I knew it wasn't yours looking at the size of it,
Dear, it's a snake,
Come here,
Don't go there, come here,
Hurry up, let's leave,
Come on, let's run outside,
It's a snake, It's a snake,
History of achievements,
Ocean for the people,
Bad Luck will runway looking at you,
Looking at you I get angry,
If you utter another word, will pee on you,
What's wrong my Leader?
Hey, just shut up,
I did ask you to go to that Campaign,
What are you doing here?
Are you holding something?
Forgive my Leader, I have a family that's why got scared,,,
Bloody, don't I have a family too,
That's great, let's have drinks together,
I'm talking about the Sound,
But you're talking about booze,
The sound you had asked for will set off at the right time,
Election will get postponed,
You'll be the next Chief Minister,
That's fine,
Won't it look like we did it, if it's going to happen in opposition party,
My Leader, our first thought should be how we can stay alive,
Hey, we will stay alive for 210 years,
for that to happen, that sound should be heard,
Sound will be heard,
The blast will happen inside the city,
We're anyways here,
How is that going to be heard, when we're here,
That Sound isn't set for us to hear,
That's right, that's right,
The snake is out and you're yapping here,,,
,,,start running,
The one's who are suppose to set the Sound are going with it,
Sound might set off right here,
That's right, it's in his hands,
Bloody idiot, that's what I've been telling you,
Go,
Hey Spike,
Hey, listen,
Take this,
The gifts you had given me,
Everything is there,
They look fine,
What about the kisses I gave?
This is too much,
didn't you get the gifts back,
You just shut up, only I know how emotional I was when I kissed,
I want my kisses back, give it to me,
I knew you'll demand such things,
'Cause you're a fan of superstar,
That's why I have a plan,
Oh, let's hear it then,
I'll pass on the kiss to her,
And I'll give that to you,
Hey! what the hell are you saying?
I'll kill you!
I'll pass it on to her,
You give it to someone else and that person should give it to him,
Oh,,,Oh my god!
Excuse me!
May be you can give it to me,
And I'll pass it on to him,
There will be no delivery charges,
It's a way better offer than "Jio" offer,
Buddy!
I've seen threesome while proposing,
I love him,
This is the first, with three people while proposing,
But foursome while breaking up is a first,
But, it sounds good,
At least you have fun,
Ok go on,
Hey! What's this?
There was so much emotion when I gave you,
I want you to give it to her the same,
Emotion?
-With feeling? -Yes,,,yes,
Oh no, do I have to do it with the same emotion?
Most definitely has to be, if not he'll be pissed,
Same emotion, Same emotion!
Hello, now it's your turn,
Oh, the game is getting interesting,
I don't mind giving it back,
Oh!
Emotion!
Feel it!
Don't lift you leg for this,
Oh no, he's lifting his leg,
Listen,
-let's not do the leg thing, -No,,,No!
He'll do it exactly as I did,
Give it to her,
Kumar,
It's super erotic!
Kumar, don't push me with your hands,
My hands are nowhere near you,
Bloody,
That's the reason I asked you,
not to insert weapons in the front, you never listen,
I never brought my weapon today,
Damn!
-Hey, -Yeah,
Is this only a kiss you've given her,
or you guys have smooched ever?
I don't have a count on smooches,
Excuse me,
I think there was smooching too,
It'll be great if you could get that as well from her,
Ramya!
You never mentioned this, during your long flashback,
We're not gay, so not required, tell them,
Excuse me,
We don't want the smooch back,
Instead give 2 regular kisses,
we'll share it between us,
We don't agree to this offer,
Thought of reigning in politics and hold our MLA's in a resort, but,,,
Hey, the clowns are here,
Come quietly,
Ramya, get this over with,
Spike!
Where's the Sound?
Let that Sound go,
look at the things happening here without a sound,
Check that out,
Instead of setting off the sound, they're looking at the kisses,
My Leader, the Sound is here,
Thank you, god,
Take that,
My Leader,
A small request,
-What's it? -Isn't it nice?
-Ya it is, -Shall we look at it for a moment,
Why just a moment?
It's Tax free now,
Look at it for 10 minutes,
Oh no, the hippo has gone nuts,
Police, Police!
Move away, it's the Police,
Earlier they were shouting, It's a Snake,
-Now it's Police? -I'm clueless,
Everyone is running,
Ok let go too,
Hey!
The bag is missing,
No one is here,
Someone ran away with it,
-Let's go and look for it, -Ok,
Hey!
Enough of Kisses,
Are you done?
Now return my gifts,
Return those undies with the holes,
Take that bag,
Hold this,
Did you get this for him?
What's this? and how did it get here?
How would I know, you were the who had this,
Yeah,
This is the bag right?
Yeah, that's the one,
This looks new,
Oh god, it's a Bomb!
Bom,,,Bomb!
Bloody!
Just 'cause we broke up,
You're trying to kill me with the bomb,
Acid is no more a thing, Bombs are the new revenge,
You never mentioned about this plan,
I'm off from here,
Bomb,,,uh!
It's a Pambu(Bomb),,,
I know it's a bomb,
It's a snake,
Stop ranting, Bomb,,,Bomb!
It's a snake,
Oh no it's a snake, Oh god!
Oh God!
Oh god!?
Oh God!
He calls out this, only if someone looks at his,,,
Oh God!
Hey,
Ramya!
What happened?
You know,,,
Go on,,,
You know,,,
Know,,,what?
-I saw the snake, -What!?
You saw the snake?
You saw his?
Damn you!
In the name of compering,,,
,,,you've been lurking around doing this,
Look here Ramya,
don't speak ill about my profession,
Ya right!
Now it's clear, what's your profession is,
As if you're innocent,
Not only you had him in the temple,
you had him inside the restroom too,
Following that on the main road, it's disgusting,
I feel embarrassed to even say that,
Why embarrassing?
He's my guy,
I can have him anywhere anytime,
But you're a cheap one,
-Get out, -Get lost,
All you do is go behind the one's who have broke up,
And try your luck with them,
Ramya, let's get out and talk about this,,,
Why the hell did you slap me now?
It's money, my Leader,
Money!
Plans are to swindle entire Tamil Nadu's money becoming a Chief Minister,
You've slapped me for this mere amount in this bag,
Will you?
Huh?
My Leader, it could be beneficial,
What if we lose the deposit during the Election,
You're a bad luck, bad luck,
Who named you Idi, rather it should've be Adi(Beatings),
I can't even become a Ward Counselor, with you by my side,
As if, you'll be one,
Bloody wretch!
North Korea & South Korea are fighting,
And the world is watching now,
It's me your darling,
This one seems longer than the Baahubali war,
Don't shout,
You guys have trumped the best of drunkards in fight,
Just 'cause I left, you're ready for anything,
Don't you dare touch me,
I had too many drinks, got to pee, You take care of them,
Even I've to go, I can't be with them,
-Ok come, -Keep it going,
Hey!
I made a mistake by helping out thinking of you as a friend,
Get lost you wretch!
Rot in Hell!
It's tiring,
Shhhh!!!
Don't cry baby, don't,,,don't,
Come, Come, Come,
Let her go,
If not I'll kill him,
Hey Hari,
What are you waiting for,
Thrash him like a Cinema hero,
I'm not a Hero,
That doesn't happen in real life, Ramya,
You're blabbering, without having a look at him,
Look at him, he looks like a dufus,
Bloody,
Sir I'm not that worthy of it,
He's pretending now so that he'll charge at you,
Once he takes a leap, you'll be like a flat Tyre,
Shut your mouth,
I'm going to kill him,
I challenge you to do so,
Hey!
Are you going to kill him?
I spent a bomb on liquor, food and diesel,,,
,,,came down all the way for this,
And you want to kill him,
First let me kill him,
Then may be you can,
Hold him,
Hey, let me go damn it,
I'm not the one who you're looking for,
Kumar, that's our bag,
-You're right, -Pick it up,
This way,
Why the hell are you hugging me?
Where's the bag?
Where did you keep the bag?
What did you say?
Say it clearly, damn it!
Ok, I'll take care of it,
Why are you chasing me, I don't have anything to do with him,
Wonder where are these clowns,
What did you guys do with the bag?
Bloody!
You guys have kept the bag here,
Great you got it back,
Have a look, but don't be surprised,
Aaah!!!
It's all Rs,500/- currency in there,
They're as fake as the Rs,2000/- we had earlier,
-Come, -Let's go,
I'll speak to you later,
The way they spoke to me,,,
If at all, I get a hold of them,
I will just,,,
Is it them?
That's right, it's them,
Hey, come on you guys,
Hey, stop there,
Why are we getting chased, Spike,
I have no idea, keep running,
It's him we are looking for,
I'm in a big mess,
I too in a big mess,
He's hired people to kill us,
First let us kill them,
Hey, move aside,
Let's run,
Escape!
Spike,
Here take this and exchange with our bag,
Check if someone's coming,
Come soon,
What do we do with this in our hands?
Get me that bag,
This is that make-up bag,
Put it inside,
Make it soon,
Zip it up,
Come on, let's catch the other snakes too,
Ok, let's leave,
Hold this,
Here is the Snake, give this to the Inspector,
And please mention that we caught them,
You don't take credit for it,
Aaah!
Once again, right from the start!
Damn!
We've to come up with a bigger plan, Spike,
Attention!
Stand at ease,
Thank you boys,
-Watch out, -Sorry sir,
Idi, this bag is everywhere,
Once again the bag is exchanged,
Where is this beep sound coming from?
Why is there a zip at the bottom?
BOMB!
Hello, excuse me,
You!
Why are sweaty and worked up?
What's inside the bag?
Nothing in there,
Tell me!
It's a Bomb,
Look at him,
He's trying to take the credit of finding it from the Inspector,
This is ours, let it go,
Sir,
-Are you sure? -Yes we are,
-What if there's an issue? -We'll take care of it,
Mentals!
In spite of me telling me it's a bomb,
they claimed to be looking for it,
My life will be in danger, if I stay any longer here,
Escape,
Once again the same bag is around,
Yes Sir!
Hey,
Why did you Salute?
You're going to be the next Chief Minister,
Too prideful to understand, that they're mocking him,
That's right,,,That's right,
-We're Leaving Sir, -We're Leaving Sir,
The people are so confident about me on being a CM,
Hopeless,
Open it soon,
-Why are these clowns standing here, -Close that one,
Hey, intelligent creatures,
Bloody,
Why are you screaming?
It's a snake,
Snake!?
Snake?
I'm already stressed about the Bomb,
And you're calling the Bomb as Pambu(Snake),
This what happens, when you're double bald,
There's no point in trusting you guys anymore,
-Give this to my wife, -I'm going to do it myself,
Give it to her,
Do not open it,
She's in room 115,
Wonder what's in it that he wants me to give it to his wife,
Let's see,
Finally, the bag with the bomb,
Why did he want this at home?
Wow!
Success,
Come let's go,
Hey don't!
",,,the dead watch started to TICK,"
"Bak, Bak, Chak, Chak,,,"
"It's all Chiku Bukku, inside and outside,"
"Hands deep in Granny's Fooood",
Who did you think you're fighting?
It was me,
Then let's run from here,
"Don't Stop!"
"faster!"
"fasTER!"
"FASTER!"
Hey, the bag is there,
"He's going to shag those hands off"
"Sorry,,,I meant BAG,"
Harini,
Hope you're not hurt,
Thank you so much,
It's ok,
Now that she's back with you,
Take care of her,
Bye,
Aren't these the guys who came to hit Hari,
Ramya escape!
Here's the bag, Sir,
What's in it?
-It's the snake, -Snake!?
You had asked me to catch it,
When did I ask you to?
Keep it elsewhere, leave now,
Sir, I've worked so hard to catch them,
Fine, go and catch the other snakes too,
Ok sir,
Snakes don't weigh so much,
It's Money!
When they were checking in to the hotel,
there was a guy at the reception with a blue color band,
Just like that, when I was investigating,
the regular customer introduced to me had a blue color band too,
The same band was on the wrist of the guy who picked up the bag with money,
That makes the regular customer the kidnapper,
-Hey Idi, we've to diffuse the bomb, -Kumar,,,
Boss is on the stage to fix the bomb,
But the bomb is with us,
Come, let's go fix the bomb under the stage,
How did the bomb turn in to snakes?
Kumar, the bag is with us,
Boss is also on the stage right on time,
We still have 10 minutes to go,
I can hear sound below,
I didn't fart,
You farted and blaming it on me,
Change your name to Vedi(Bomb) instead of Idi(Lightning),
My Leader, I meant to say I hear someone below the stage,
Move aside,
It's only now 04:29pm,
No Spike, it's 04:30pm,
Kumar!
When it's 04:29pm on mine, how will it be 04:30pm on your watch,
Fine, how many seconds makes 1 minute in your watch?
It's 60 Seconds,
That's why it's running faster,
Whereas in all other watches,,,
,,,100 seconds makes 1 minute,
See I made a discovery,
I'm a genius,
It sounds like pigs are snoring,
My Leader, that's you’re voice,
It's them,
Move, get under the stage,
Move faster,
-60, -100,,,100!
-60, -100,
What are you guys doing here and where's the bomb?
There's the big confusion here,
How many seconds makes a minute,
Tell us Boss,
What is he looking at?
Hey, check what's happening in there,
-60, -100,
Ninety is what we drink at night,
-It's 60 now, -24!
That movie starring Suriya was awesome,
There's another screwball in addition to 4 here,
Who are you?
100!
My Leader, don't cry it's confirmed 90,
120!
You go and check it out,
-I'm not a Police -Go and check it out,
120!
Screwballs, let me know the game I'll give a number too,
Why don't give your lucky number,
It's 7 1/2,
Damn it's 100,
Idiot it's 60,
It's 60,
90!
Nonsense, what's happening here?
In another 2 minutes, the bomb is going to explode,
Bomb!?
Do something and save us,
Hey give me that bag,
Give me that damn bag,
Hey,,,Hey!
Hey, I got my underwear,
Then where's the bag with the Bomb?
You must be happy with the return of your child,
-We're Sir, -We're Sir,
Here take this, be more joyous,
You got your money and your child back,
If you don't mind, let's take a picture,
Sure Sir,
Come on, Press,
Is everything there?
It's all there,
Fine, you've return the gifts,
You've returned the kisses too,
So shall we break-up now?
How can we break-up?
There's one more to settle the score,
What's it?
Just like how you saw me the first time,,,
,,,just like that even I want too,
I got it, I got it,
I have a great plan for this too,
You with her,
And me with you,
No, no, no, no,
Then may be I and him,
Don't feel shy, it's fine,
Ok buddy, we'll take care of this in the sequel,
Take 3!
Sorry one more,
One more,
Correct,
Sorry one more,
That last dialogue went wrong,
Cut it!
Do it, Ok?
He asked you to get lost,
-Tell me Sir, -Bloody knuckle head,
You first zip up,,,what's the dialogue?
Ready!?
It gradually stands up,
It's rock solid,
Very bad, Very bad,
Not cool,
Don't talk about luck,
One more,
Dialogue went upside down,
Cut it, one more,,,one more,
Cut it,
Come let's make it fast,
A quickie,
Just like that, one more,
One more, boss,
Where's the bedroom?
Where's the bedroom!?
That girl is a mug,,,
Mug,,,
God!
Not God,
Jalsa, I'm Kumar,
Buddy,
Time is running out,
Buddy, don't keep laughing,,,
,,,they're rolling,
I can't act like this,
I forgot to mention,
I don't know that full dialogue,
You're rocking!
The driver doesn't know to drive,
Tell me!
Why are you showing us the helmet for this?
What did you say?
One more,
Ok, how many Minutes makes a Second?
60!
It's 100,
Hey, useless Idiots!
It's 60 damn it,