'No violation of copyrights regarding songs
from other films used in this picture'
'The Hero'
"Winner solo"
"Champion for a cause"
"He is never at a loss"
"Hero!"
"Common man's VIP"
"Silver screen's celebrity"
"Exceptional fellow"
"Our favorite hero"
"Hero from zero"
"Winner solo"
"Champion for a cause"
"Hero...numero uno...solid gold"
"Hero...knock out, brave and bold"
'What, da?'
'He is striking with so much punch and power'
'Do you think he is a hero?'
'Can't really say so'
'Oh! You thought he is not a hero'
'You can't say that either'
'Then somewhere in between'
'I will myself say a definite 'no' for that possibility'
'Only you will decide in any case'
So, please watch the film
Even if we like the house...
...you know, only if you say it has good vibes, we will go ahead
Is the 'vastu' right?
It is fine
- Can we do the housewarming ritual? - Go ahead
- Shall I leave? - We'll do it tomorrow
Shall I leave?
Please wait, my son has gone up to the ATM
I'll wait even 10 minutes
What happened? Why are you running?
A dog chased me
- Then - Then what?
Being your son, I tricked the dog pointing left and turning right
The dog would have conceived well
Confuse
I've told you not to blabber in English
Sir, you help everyone
Can't you help him get rid of his fear phobia?
He's joining a new office tomorrow
'My own life depends on scaredy cats like this'
You don't have to be scared of his fear one bit
Only if it happens step by step it's good for your family deity
- Grandma...? - What, son?
Careful, grandma
Can't you see the car?
He might smash you to a pulp
'I don't think I'll cross today'
'Patti', we will end up as corpses
Don't take a risk
'Good lord! Jam packed'
'3 people are sitting with the driver'
Get inside Sir, my 1st day at work
- Sir, my ironed shirt - Go, right
Sir, I am a man
'Don't stamp my foot'
'Tahsildar office Thiruvottriyur, Tiruvallur district'
[indistinct chatter]
Good morning, sir
Morning, sir
Bro is here
Bro is getting off his bike
Good morning, sir
Move aside
- Morning, bro - The tiger is on the prowl!
Tell me your address
- Who is 'sir'? - Good morning, sir
I am-
R.I, new recruit as apprentice
Revenue inspector? Please sit down
- It's okay, sir - 'Okay', huh?
Is this your attire on your 1st day of work?
Sorry, sir
Bus was crowded
Crowd in the bus, ration shop, hospital
Crowd in our office
Even the graveyard is crowded
India means crowd
In India, 100 babies are born in 1 minute
When an officer is angry you should not answer back
You should bottle up your answer Go and attend to your work
- Sir, you get up and come - Go, start work
Thank you, sir
Good morning, sir
Sir...sir?
Even the Tahsildar is scared of you
Don't misunderstand me Who are you, sir?
A television can have 75 channels
But to operate it there is only 1 remote
Similarly this office is operated by 1 remote
Yours truly
Good morning, anna
Sir...sir?
Explai-
Sir, please explain clearly
- Do you really want to know? - Yes...yes
'Attender'
'Attender, huh?'
'Please be seated, anna'
In this office, from the sweeper to the highest officer...
...from 1 to 10 is Govt's salary
The rest is what I give them
'For interest'
He is confusing me correctly I don't understand
After office if we booze, it's enough
You will understand clearly
I already had a hair-cut last week
Not cutting as in hair cut
This is our slang for liquor
Aiyo! My mother won't approve
We need not invite her Both of us can go
Are you a mamma's boy like an 'Ambi'?
My name is Thambidurai
'Thambidurai?'
'My schoolmate Thambidurai'
What happened?
Thambi
Anna
I am Annadurai
Thambidurai
Bro...!
'Puliyur'
'6th grade'
'Master with the stick'
You are in the same grade for the past 2 years
You know you'll get 10 blows if you don't finish your homework
How dare you come to class without doing your homework!
Show me your hand
'Enough of wiping it Extend it'
One
Thambidurai, you've done your homework Why are you showing your hand?
Because Annadurai is my friend
Hit me instead
- It hurts, sir - 'Three'
What now?
Thambidurai is my best friend
I'll take the rest
Sir, I will do anything for Annadurai
I'll take the balance blows
I don't want Thambidurai to shed a single tear
- Hit me, sir - No, hit me
- Sir, beat me - No, beat me
- Don't hit Annadurai, sir - Don't hit Thambidurai, sir
Thambidurai's father has come
He has got a job transfer it seems Thambidurai has to leave school
Split them and take the boy
Sir, don't break us apart
Your father is calling
- I won't go - I want to be with him
Don't separate us
- Anna! - Thambi
- Annadurai - Thambidurai
I missed you terribly
I feel like crying
[clears throat]
It's your first day at work
- Do a sincere job of it - Okay
- See you - Bye, anna
I'll never go away from you, Anna
'Early morning they whizz past as if they are heading for a bar!'
'Looks like he will run over me'
Just come along
You seem more scared than my husband
Grandma, slow down
Watch your step You will end up under a car!
- Wait, 'patti' - Come
- Looks like you'll kill me - Listen to me
- You are abandoning me - Get lost!
The flowers you sell may decorate your bier!
Where do you want to go?
Over there
Where do you want to go from there?
Thiruvottriyur
Ride pillion with me
I will drop you It's on the way
Haven't you ever sat on a scooty?
Sit astride
Where in Thiruvottriyur?
Muththamizh nagar
- What? - Muththamizh nagar
Muthth-
This is the place, right?
Do I have to get down?
Get down
Shooting cancelled, huh?
What will the dancers do?
Won't you look where you're going? I'm really pissed off
I am on cloud 9!
Happy? Happy mood
Dancers
Look at this movement
Ready 1, 2
Step number 36
Forty two
Not this fast
Master, what is this?
Twenty one
This is okay, master
Sir, he didn't dance at all
Master, we have to dance simple and with style, without sweating
Look now
"Thinking of you 24x7, baby Admiring you is my hobby"
"Thinking of you all the time, baby Looking at you is my hobby"
"Without any preparation Without friends' invitation"
"Without any preparation Without friends' permission"
"Sweety, beauty, marry me"
[hooting laughter]
I've paid the dancers No way, you have to dance
"Thinking of you daily, baby Looking at you is my hobby"
The parakeet is yours!
'Confirmed!'
"In shock I was pole-axed In my dreams unmasked"
"I realized now Reason is love"
"If you trample my heart unjustly I'll dance to its beat robustly"
"I will revel in a new song My love for you all along"
"The whole world is now out of focus Your sunshine smiles are special effects"
"Till I met you, my life was a circus"
"Thinking of this my love is a success"
"Thinking of you whole day through"
"My thoughts hover over only you, baby Looking at you with love is my hobby"
"Thinking of you whole day through, baby"
"Looking at you with love is my only hobby"
"Without any preparation Without friends' invitation"
"Without any preparation Without friends' permission"
"Sweety, beauty, marry me"
Nice imagination But unwanted song
Stop...stop
- I need to go to Muththamizh nagar - I am going home
Hello
Auto...auto?
Bro, follow that yellow scooty
Don't overtake Tail a few paces behind
You are doing a good job
Thank you, sir
'Now I know where she lives'
Superb
'You've confided in me'
'Hereafter this will be your mother-in-law's house'
Wave your magic wand, Anna
Watch me in action now
What he is spreading this mat?
Is he into predictions with the aid of a parrot?
Lie down
Lying on a mat is degrading to the lowest degree
No dumbass will do this
Passers-by will misunderstand me
- What happened? - All that is 3rd century!
So what? Let them think
This is 'after Y2K' Falling into a rut is backward
Thinking out of the box is moving forward
Being confused like this...
...is love
Oh! Okay...okay
LOVE!
If you shout I'll tear your Adam's apple
If you lie in front of your girlfriend's house
...after you are married you can lie on-
- I will do it with full energy - Get going 'horizontal'
I'm feeling shy, Anna
The shy one gives the birds and bees a complex!
- Tell if my girl comes - Don't worry, will do
[humming]
- Buddy - Tell me, Anna
Is your girl a little pleasantly plump?
Slightly
She is here Take a look
How can that aunty be my girlfriend?
My girl is a barbie doll
Then maybe she is your mother-in-law?
'Most likely the maid'
'I can lure the maid for myself with ease'
'What, baby?'
[clears throat]
Amma, go inside
- Go in, ma - Why don't you let me stand here?
Your girl is here
- Aiyaiyo! - What is it?
I thought this is my girlfriend's house
Looks like this is her friend's house
The chap who followed you yesterday is right outside my house
Threaten him and chase him away
Should I threaten or chase?
Hold on to your options I'm coming over to your place
I will deal with him
Take your time I'll keep an eye on him
I shouldn't have trusted you
Let's confirm and then go
We have come this far Just a bit more
I will go down for your sake
But don't push me into a hell hole
Uncle?
Come in for a cup of coffee
An 'accused' is hiding nearby it seems
I will 'encounter' him and come
I would love to have the soup your mother makes
Ages since I tasted it
Okay, uncle
- Hey! Who are you? - Mood gorning, sir
Who are you? What are you doing here?
We sell mats and pillows
'Mats for sale...mats...mat...smat!
'Pillow...pill...low...pillow'
You claim to be selling mats You got just 1 mat
Everything is sold This is the last piece
People here lie on mattresses Not such mats and pillow
Give it to me
Then why does he want it?
Take it, sir
- Lift your hand, sir - Selling old mats, get lost!
I don't want to see you here
Thank god! He didn't see your chain
Let's scoot from here
Why does he need a mat to 'encounter'?
She is ridiculing us, bro
She will get it-
This silly bike is throwing a tantrum!
Anna, she is my girl I told you about
Thank You, God!
Turn the bike now
It's okay if there is no mat I'll fall flat!
- No need - It's a matter of love!
Please go, Anna
The cop with our mat has shot someone I think
- Let's escape - Let's learn to live, bro!
- U-turn now - Count me out
Wait, bro We'll lose her
I'll get down
Girls are like this, can't trust them or live without trusting them
My girl isn't like that
- Annadurai, Thambidurai - Good morning, sir
Trash your wishes!
Done with the verification?
- Sir, no one was there - All 10 were missing?
50% not in the address you gave Other 50% don't have an address
I need to see your report immediately after verification
Go, man
Go...attend to it
- Anna, what to do now? - Lie back and sleep
- What? - For once let's work
Work brings an instant scowl and cuss words!
Govt jobs have such a tag I think!
- Superb - What?
First address is my neighbor!
Auspicious time now You can initiate the talk
Sir, please call your daughter
Why should we call our daughter?
Not etiquette for us to call
Anna, keep quiet
We have to do some enquiry
- Why? - What enquiry?
Don't get scared
Your daughter had applied for a job, right?
My son is a Revenue inspector
He has come to enquire
We have come to watch how well he enquires!
Are you wondering if this is an over enthusiastic family, huh?
Isn't it so?
I can see that
My dear!
Classic case of holding butter in your hand and searching for ghee syndrome!
'He won't even realize if a bee stung him now!'
You can toss your enquiry out of the window!
Alert!
[clears throat]
- What is your name? - Kanmani
Lovely name, dear
'- Am I right? - You are always right, dear'
You had applied for Health Inspector's post
Yes
Govt job like our son
Then what? Set and sealed
What are your qualifications?
Masters in Micro biology
My son has completed his Masters in commerce
Do you know to cook?
She makes yummy red snapper fish curry
Shall we eat and then go?
What have we come here for and what are we doing?
Kanmani, your mobile number please
Why do you need her number?
For further verification
My son is the Revenue officer
You do the asking, dear
Kanmani, number
Sir, my hard work
Name Kanmani Father's name Subramani
1st main road Gandhi nagar, Thiruvottriyur
All ID cards okay
Age 23, qualification is Masters in micro biology
Favorite deity: Ganesha Favorite color: Blue
Prefers non-vegetarian Likes boiled egg
Likes chrysanthemum Favorite hero Rajinikanth
1st word as a baby: 'amma' Shoe size: 7
Drinks Horlicks in the morning and milk at night
Sir, I have collected details for another 7 pages about the girl
You have verified with vigor and energy
To lock her completely
If you do such a thorough job you'll retire by your 4th verification
You can work, I agree, but not cross all limits!
I won't cross it, sir
How many years will you cheat not paying interest?
I'll thrash you Tell me
My business isn't doing too well
People now prefer international cuisine
What can I do?
Then do online trading
The whole world is changing
Won't you keep stride?
How can I sell online peanuts which cost just 5 rupees?
Are you trying your logic with me?
Watch my magic now
We caught Vijay who has been dodging us without paying interest for 15 years!
'Which Vijay?'
The peanut seller
Vijay Kallaiyya
I meant him
Catching him isn't important
You must close the chapter!
Transfer his shop in my name
'Okay, Singam'
Give me your worn out finger
Don't, bro
His cart is worth only Rs 2000 He's using a document for Rs 5000?
Will you stamp your fingerprint or shall I chop your finger?
I make ends meet only with this cart
Do you have branches in every street for this?
- Stamp your fingerprint - I'll somehow repay the loan
- Do you intend signing or not? - Please let me go
Will heartless chameleons hunt the working class?
What?
Bragging punch lines with your bristle moustache face?
Don't think the poor are paper tigers!
Hey! You heard that?
Another of your punch lines?
How many more such lines have you got? Tell me
Tell me, I say
Cough it up
Cat got your tongue?!
Open your mouth and speak up
Uncle...uncle...!
Hey! Here's a savior to question your foul play
Don't be scared
A savior has come to your rescue it seems
They meant you, my son
Go and question this injustice
Me...?
Go on, hit us
No, bro
Then why are you screwing up your face in anger?
That's sweat
- Your eyes are turning red - Is that so?
Dust fell into my eyes
Your hands are trembling
'He's shooting a quiver of questions at me!'
I'm shivering
Then you are our target!
Uncle, some thugs will let go if you show your weak side
But they seem hell bent on bashing up someone today
Let's leave now
I'll run that side and you go this way, okay?
Let's meet at home and discuss about this, bye
Hey sonny!
I am dying to hear your punch lines
Come and talk
Come, da
Don't beat me up
'The mat idea for your love fell flat on its face!'
You must try a new proposal
- How much is this China set? - What a warped face!
'I agree, your face is a put off!'
This looks good
'- This is WhatsApp - I know'
Even if you know, I'll still say it You must keep nodding
- Okay...sorry - 'Over enthusiastic case!'
'In this WhatsApp...'
...there are certain symbols which will lure your heart
Send this heart and immediately tap the arrow symbol
It will pierce and lock her heart!
I'll send this to Kanmani right away and lock her heart
He's in a tearing hurry!
When you're professing your love for the 1st time, sun is scorching hot
Okay, we must choose an auspicious time
Normally girls will frown during the day
But after 9:00 p.m they will be on cloud 9
If we toss the ball then...
...clean bowled!
Anna, pose
- He bought a new mobile - I can see that
Mr Thambidurai S/o Subash Chandran
- Please wait, sir - Is it for me?
Then is it for your father?
'Take off your glasses Wear contact lens'
'Most importantly don't oil your hair'
Climate is cold
Let me text a hot message to my girl
What shall I type?
To be on the safe side, let me rehearse by sending it to bro
Little prince, put this leg inside
Your father never wore briefs at your age!
'Even now you don't!!'
'If you say such things your mother won't like it'
'She was the one who told me'
But don't share it with anyone else, okay?
Isn't he a smarty-panty?
'My soul mate', huh?
Shall I put the shirt on?
'Are you asleep, dear?'
Bend your head Wear the-
'She's staring daggers at me'
'Randy, darling?'
- Aren't you my precious gem? - What about amma?
'Your mother is a pumpkin in a nighty!'
Let me send the main text!
'I love you, sweetheart'
'She is mixing the dough with such passion'
'Are we on tonight?'
You bet!
Go to bed early tonight
I won't sleep so early
Good lord! You shouldn't be a bad boy
- I'll only be with you - Your eyesight will be ruined
Please close your eyes and sleep, my little prince
Power outage, huh?
Okay
Let me text my girl
- Bro...bro...? - Uncle...!
There's a snake in my house
Aiyaiyo! Snake?!
You get a flashlight to hit the snake
Why me? Ask someone at home to lend you a hand
They have gone to attend a function, no one is at home
I don't have a torch, uncle
So what? Don't you have a mobile?
We can use the torch in your mobile and hit it
How will the snake know who is holding the torch and who is hitting it?
What if it suddenly turns and strikes me?
Listen to my idea
Sleep in the terrace tonight
The snake will slither out realizing no one is at home
'Isn't that an awesome idea, uncle?'
Good night, uncle Sweet dreams
What did I tell you yesterday?
You asked me to text
To whom?
To Kanmani
Then why did you message me?
Trial, just like we warm up before we exercise
Mobile warm up
You sent it to warm up
My wife made me throw up!
I don't have any mistress, trust me
I'm here like a grinding stone and you're having a ball
Who is this 'soul-mating' on your phone?
I'll rip your soul out!
- Anna...? - I'm fighting for your sake
'Instead of texting her...'
'...let me indulge in eye-chat'
Hey...!
Hello...?
I'm talking to you
'It's me?'
What are you doing here?
1 minute
I am exercising
In this hot sun, have you come to exercise?
Tell me honestly
You came to drool over me, eh?
No, I didn't
- You saw me, right? - No, I didn't
I saw you looking at me
I didn't see you
Did he look at me or not?
Yes, he was eyeing you
I didn't look at you at all
Why didn't you?
Why did you not see me?
A pretty girl is right next to you
Why didn't you see?
Do you want me to look at you?
Or not even glance at you?
If you see it is wrong
Even if you don't, it is wrong
It's wrong for you to have come to the terrace
Go down
Listen, this is my terrace
I'm here in my balcony, right?
Go down
If you don't like him, just ignore him
Why do you tease him unnecessarily?
As if I'll tease him without liking him?
Then are you interested in him?
Very much
'I've seen him in many places'
He is really innocent
Is that why you like him? Then profess your love to him
If we express so fast boys won't realize our value
We should take 1 step at a time
- I just can't understand her - Wait, I'll take care
Liquor drinking is injurious to health!
I told you I won't drink
- I don't want - Will you drink grape juice?
This is also like grape juice Give me your glass
- Give it to me - Confirmed...?
Will taste very good
'Drink it, only for toddlers like you, I've mixed it with a cool drink'
Yuck, I hate it
- Tastes awful - In the beginning that's how it will be
If you swirl it in style and take a sip...
...it will grip you, try it
Sooopercalifragilistic...hahn!
Your savior is now in you He will take care of everything
1 more
Wow...!
You're helping yourself?
Self driving?
- Awesome! - What about you...?
You go ahead I'll follow you
DAI...!
Whom are you calling?
Calling you, da
- Serves me right - Call now
Call whom?
My baby, my darling
Kanmani!
- Kanmani...Kanmani - Did I say Goundamani?
Call her...call...call
Whatever it is, let's discuss in the morning, keep quiet now
Then...?
Order a grape juice
On the very 1st day, you shouldn't fall flat on the floor!
Then the bar officers will lose their cool
Listen to me, you have had your fill today
If you ask me to drink, I should drink
If you say it's enough I must stop at once
Are you a big...big-
Your tongue is twisting? Forget it
Who says I am at a loss for cuss words?
You promised to give me proper ideas for love
'And you're bugging me now'
Bloody nitwit
I won't spare you without giving you an earful!
Bro, you can scold the chap who taught you to read
- But can you yell at your drinking guru? - Get lost, egg-head!
"With a poor soul's heart plays this lady Smart ass, with puzzles she kills me"
"My body can't take any more Uncle, count the bottles' score"
"With her eyes she will ask what's up Even if I tell she'll pretend to be dumb"
"If I reason out, my feelings she'll attack Uncle, I'm so tired of this comeback"
"If I say yes, she will say no If I say come, she will say go"
"I profess my love, she becomes a monster I bid goodbye, she sticks on forever after"
"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday Feeling tired, stay at home, waste away"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"
"Feeling tired, stay at home I say"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday Feeling tired, stay at home, waste away"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"
"She walked into my heart, buddy She made plans to invade me"
"Just thinking of her already I get intoxicated and heady"
"She stirred my life like juice delightedly She drank with a straw wholeheartedly"
"I fell into her web with my eyes open Aiyaiyo! Worst mistake that could happen"
"There's beer in the bar countless And love in my heart limitless"
"Don't fall in love, my friend Pain is what you get in the end"
- Lip sync is his - But content is mine
So...?
- Shall we go? - Okay
Director-ji, what's your role in the song?
I was replaying my feelings
If you keep replaying...go now
He's a good chap
Mr Shobi
You're missing out on a good dancer!
What an insult!
Action
"If I say yes, she will say no If I say come, she will say go"
"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday Feeling tired, stay at home I say"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"
"Feeling tired, stay at home I say"
"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"
"With a poor soul's heart plays this lady Smart ass, with puzzles she kills me"
"My body can't take any more Uncle, count the bottles' score"
"With her eyes she will ask what's up Even if I tell she'll pretend to be dumb"
"If I reason out, my feelings she'll attack Uncle, I'm so tired of this comeback"
"If I say yes, she will say no If I say come, she will say go"
"I profess my love, she becomes a monster I bid goodbye, she sticks on forever after"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"
"Feeling tired, stay at home I say"
"If it's Sunday, pick up the booze Feeling tired, stay at home to snooze"
"Pick up the bottle if it's a Sunday"
Mattress sellers that you are you want to sing, huh?
When I checked the mattress there was no cotton inside
Only dirty linen
Where are you taking me all spruced up?
Didn't you tell me your girl will come this way now?
I'll ask her one way or the other if she loves you or not
What is the rush?
- We can do it step by step slowly - I'll step into hell at this rate
Only my wife was beating me up
You made the police join hands too
Listen, we can exist any which way but we have to be alive!
That's important, come on
Before proposing my love, shouldn't I ask my parents?
How about asking all the passers-by?
What if my mother doesn't approve?
I'm sure she will like her
When we went for the verification...
...your mother was eyeing her as to-be daughter-in-law
- Is it so? - I knew right then
- Shut up and come - Today is Friday
- Not auspicious - It's fine, just follow me
She's here On dot!
Don't broach the topic in a turning
- Hello...hello, stop, stop - Let us scoot, bro
Stop, I say
- What? - [clears throat]
We need to talk with you
You remove your glasses
What is it about?
From Adam and eve till Ajith and Shalini...
...love is a feeling
If you don't get that you've failed
To explain my friend's love, I need a whole year, not just 1 day
Will you listen?
He's teary eyed with you as his pupil
He embeds you in his heart and he's emotional
Not knowing if you love him or not, he is flustered
And I am being trampled by all the passers-by
Clear out!
'She's shooing me away'
- I told you it's Friday - You wait
What?
Do you...like me?
Er...hmmm...yes
Why?
Because-
'I'll tell you'
What now, da?
She wants you to stand aside
Try to understand, bro Move aside, I say
- Thambi! - Go
Are you in love with me?
Yes
What's your next move?
Next step is naturally marriage
After we get married?
Okay...okay
Come home with your parents and meet my parents tomorrow
- So soon? - What is 'soon'?
I thought we could date...er...a little while longer
Thinking of ditching me?
Aiyaiyo...! I'm not that kind
Then why wait? Come home and meet my parents
Are you okay with coming home?
Hey! You there
Looks like the neighbors are coming again for verification
- Greetings - Greetings
- Greetings, uncle - Greetings
- 'Come' - Greetings
We haven't come here for verification now, sir
- You tell them - You first
- You tell, dear - When have I taken the lead?
One of you just open up before the auspicious time passes
You know my son only too well
I know, go ahead
He is a revenue inspector at the Tahsildar office
He earns Rs 25000
Very reserved by nature
Even gold may have copper as impurity, but my son is pure gold
So?
My son likes your daughter very much
'He wants to marry only her, no one else'
I was worried I might have to run from pillar to post to find him a girl
As luck would have it, we found the perfect match right next door
We have come to ask for your daughter's hand for my son
If you give us a favorable reply, we can agree informally
Please be seated
Please sit
Take a seat
You have told us about your son
But won't I have certain expectations about my to-be son-in-law?
A girl spends more time with her husband's parents than her own
That being the case, the son-in-law to-be should not only take care of my daughter
But protect her till the very end
Because the world today is not safe
There was an issue recently on the road
In spite of my age, I protested
When I told your son to intervene...
...he told me, 'what if they bash us up?'
'You run this direction, I'll scoot that side', he said and fled
Do you want my son to fight with the rowdies on the road?
Okay, forget that
A couple of days ago, a snake slithered into my house
I asked him to fetch a torch
Even for this, he fled in fear
I've raised my daughter very bold, like a son
But you haven't raised your son-
Yes, sir, I've told him to steer clear of problems
What is wrong with this?
Is this a contest on good parenting?
Do you want to accept this alliance?
Auspicious time will pass very soon
To put it in a nut shell...
...I want a brave man as my son-in-law
So one who beats up people is brave?
No, the chap who fights like a rowdy isn't brave
One who questions injustice and gets beaten is also brave
But one who doesn't fall into either of these slots....
...I just cannot accept him
Okay, I'll stop with this You may please leave
Sir, why don't you have a word with your daughte-
Why should I ask her?
What does she know?
I decide
- Appa? - Go inside
I said, go inside
Let's go
I shall find a real man for my daughter
'- Hello? - Don't shout, da'
What a lousy father for such a lovely girl, huh?
How was he born?
Tell me, how was he born like this?
By sheer accident Forget it
I didn't mind him shooing me out
But he had the gall to ask my girlfriend to go inside
I feel like strangling his-
I should have crumpled him up into a heap
He wants to choose a real man for a groom?
Everybody wants a real man of course!
What's wrong with that?
His words continue to ring in my ears
- Listen, can you hear it ring? - Nothing
Can you see?
Yes, it's really huge
It's aching in here
Needles in my heart
I can endure it
I can easily cope
'Gawd! I shouldn't have come with him'
But my poor mother?
Aiyaiyo!
She won't be able to bear it
My mother can't take it
- My mother can't - Calm down
Don't cry
Do you know how awful she felt?
Okay, bro
Can you feel that pain?
CAN YOU FEEL THE PAIN?
I understand the feeling
No way, you can't How dare you lie!
You can't feel as much as I do
Because she is my mother
Don't pretend
'Gawd! My head is splitting'
Bro, shall we have a peg and then finish the job?
Close the chapter then enjoy the quarter
Bro, he is coming
Bro, how did you finish with just 1 strike?
It may seem like 1 strike
But 3 slashes inside
Let us pounce
Being Singam's right hand is no cakewalk!
Shut up and come
- Bro? - What?
I'll drown in beer today
Submerge in whatever whoever wants
- Okay, bro - You're the best, bro
Order fast
Move over to the other side
- Vacate the place - Clear out
- What booze do you want? - Bro, something special today
- Hey lad! Come here - Hurry up
- What do you want? - Let him come
- What do you have? - Your usual booze, bro
- What do you want? - What?
He is the sole reason for that cotton-head rejecting me
- This chap - 'Who?'
'The one with a skull ring on his finger?'
He looks like a rowdy
He is a rowdy
Didn't I tell you about the peanut seller?
He is the culprit
Is it him?
I shall show him-
Hey, listen, what do you want to do now?
Beat him to a pulp
Bash him up?
Don't create a scene without reason
I shall...hit him right now in this very spot
He is staring at us Please fold your hand
Bro, he is pointing a finger at you
'Will you listen to your brother or not?'
- Listen - Thambi!
Can you hear me?
- Not me - Hey...!
I am talking to you
- Don't shout - Hey, listen!
He seems familiar
Oh! I remember, bro
He ran for his life in Vijay Kallaiyya issue
Same chap, bro
He's drunk as a skunk but he's a scaredy cat
Please fold your hand
'You're right'
What are you looking at? I shall bash-
- What's up? - Face the music
- No - Yes
'No...no...no...no'
- You'll get it - You won't!
Yes, you will
He says, he has an omelet
You'll get it from me
'Please keep quiet'
- Yes - No!
- Yes indeed - No, not at all
- It is there - No, it isn't
He says yes and you're denying it
Yes or no?
YESSSS!
No
Hey, sit...sit, sit down
Get back to your drinking
Why are you jumping?
They have come as a pack, let us pack off
Wearing a checked shirt and cackling like a chick!
Who is chickening out here?
I am an ostrich, I say
Bro, he is ripping his shirt
He can only tear his shirt!
Don't do something you'll regret
They will make mincemeat out of you
Aiyaiyo! Hear me out
Boss, there's some beer left
I haven't finished my beer
Bro, he is coming over here
Let him come
Bro, he is coming with a bottle
Let him even bring a gun
Nothing to worry
Bro, he hit you
Hey, why are you watching? Go and pound him
Come on
For safety, huh?
Thank you
'Good lord!'
'Gawd! Ouch!!'
How dare you laugh at me when I've been bashed up?
When did I laugh?
- Why are you hitting me? - He is hitting me
Then you hit him back
- When I hit him he retaliates - What can I do about that?
- Aren't you his friend? - Yes, man
- That's why I'm hitting you - Careful, the wall is full of nails
Come on, try and hit me
I just had a surgery in my stomach
Let go of me
We'll take him out and do the needful by the rule book!
What do you intend doing to me outside?
We'll bend you double and make a gravy out of you
How the hell is that possible?
There is a blister on my butt
Aiyayiyo!
Come on, face me
So I have to get my hands dirty?
First get up from your seat, I say
Come on, man
Hey! You come to me
You step forward
Hey! You come, man
Come on
One of you just go
Come
He refused his daughter He rejected me
Who is the girl? Who refused?
'Is it full-fledged action from now on?'
I won't disclose it Wait and watch
"Champion for a cause"
"Hero"
They have been attended to last night
What should I do next?
We don't know where they are hurt
As usual take all the tests
He has hurt only his hand The plaster on his forehead is fake
I know everything Do as I say
Follow the hospital procedures
Before they wake up take all the tests
Hello, what do you intend doing?
Overheard our conversation?
- I heard - Then I don't have to repeat it
- It's okay, say it once more - Listen to the doctor
You never said anything
Listen, sir He will comply
Take all the tests
What tests should I-
You shouldn't hold my hand
But you're holding mine
I'm the nurse, I can
You just don't understand the patient's feelings
Who are you? What are you doing?
- Just a blood sample for a test - What test?
What does that mean?
Why are you yelling?
- We are in a hospital - What happened?
Why are we here?
Mosquitoes hounded us at home That's why we are here!
Why did she take my blood sample?
To pray!
Aiyo!
You are bandaged all over What happened to you?
He has forgotten everything and has taken a new avatar!
What happened to me?
You have minor bruises
I am the major sufferer
What happened?
If he boozes, he becomes blank and brave
- Fight - 'What fight?'
Why did you have to fight?
I did not fight You got into a brawl
I fought, huh?
With whom?
- You know Das the rowdy - Yes
You took a beer bottle and smashed it bang on his head
- I did that? - Yes
Super-
What about the thugs with him?
Didn't they retaliate?
You beat all of them to a pulp
Did the entire crowd watch this?
Yes, they even took selfies
But then why are you hurt?
Did I beat you up also?
2 fellows took a fancy to me and bashed me up with extra vigor
Why didn't you hit back?
I thought of it
You were in this violence spree
If I had also joined it would have become clumsy
I need to take some tests Come with me
I am fit as a fiddle Why should I come?
- Nurse - Wait
For all your atrocities accompany me now
You aren't allowed in here
- Won't I come, if I get? - Wait
Bhai said it's urgent
You think it's a trivial matter?
Getting hold of a kidney isn't easy
'I've done it for many people As if I don't know'
Blood group should match and be compatible for Bhai
I am on the look out
Money is no criteria He is willing to spend
If you keep delaying, he will change the broker
'Don't talk off your head'
'Bhai's blood group is AB Negative'
That's a rare group
Listen, as soon as I get it I will myself call him
'His health is at stake He needs it within a month'
Don't delay
I understand
What I am doing is illegal
I have matched it well for many patients
'It's my responsibility to save Bhai'
If you reduce intake of salt, tamarind, chilly, you'll be healthy
That's why you are diabetic
Don't know how you pee with these pyjamas
Being beaten up doesn't bother me
Knowing Singam will get to know makes my heart heavy
Why is our boss sitting in the dark?
He can switch on the light
Dons are always in the dark
Singam?
Singam
Won't you talk?
Please talk to me
I am hurt externally
He is wounded internally
Please understand
Don't you know Singam won't talk to those who get hit?
We own more than 50 bars Why didn't you go there?
You got drunk and beaten up in some shady hole
Even if his son got bashed up he won't talk to him
I am more of a son to him than his own
You can check with him
Singam, is it true?
Singam?
You were the one who taught me to hold a knife
If you're angry, get it out Trample me, it's fine
But don't give me this silent treatment
Singam
You need a certain eligibility to snuff his cigarette
Don't I have the right to do even this?
Singam?
I will make you talk
I will definitely make you talk
You are acting tough after being beaten up by a pipsqueak?
I will pound him to a pulp and then make you talk!
I'll snuff your cigarette then
- I swear on your cigarette! - I'm your heir, eh?
My sugar cube Had lunch?
- What did you eat? - 'Dosa'
- How many? - Just 5
What do you want?
Where is Thambidurai's report? Doctor wants it
I am preparing it
My sweetie-pie is sweating
Even the fan isn't switched on
"Wind wane is changing in my favor"
"Raindrops falling on my head to savor"
Thambi?
Thambi
Thambidurai
What?
How did you get hurt?
It's nothing It will heal
But the way your father hurt me, the scars won't fade
I won't let it heal either
My father shouldn't have been so rude, I agree
I'll apologize on his behalf
Look, I am apologizing to you
But you're ignoring me
Whatever it is let's talk it over
Hey! What do you want now?
I want you
Will you marry me?
"Can the moon sleep if the sky is on fire?"
"How can my heart beat, without you, dear?"
[song from 'Madras']
I need to talk to you
Your father will be peeling onions
Sit and talk to him nonstop
Thambi...Thambi
Don't call me 'Thambi'
I feel so odd, I'm not your brother!
Hello
'We are calling from Light Blue hospital'
'Is it Thambidurai?'
Yes, tell me
'Doctor Phoenix Raj wants to meet you immediately'
Can you come over?
What's the matter?
'I don't know' Please come in person'
Thank you
Why did you want to see me?
- Shall we tell him? - Wait for the doctor
Correct
You're also a doctor
We are just doctors But he is THE Doctor
Chief doctor coming
- Have you had breakfast? - Yes, sir
- Pongal, huh? - Yes, sir
I can see you are full up! Lean back
Why did you ask me to come?
I'll explain
Have you read Osho?
No
I have read his books
According to Osho...
...when every life leaves this earth it creates a space
That space is filled by another life
No one stays here forever
Even those who come never stay
Then where do those who leave stay?
That is the unknown!
- You don't understand - I understood
There is a disease called CJD
Known as Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
Now do you understand?
No, I don't understand
People who are affected by this disease will look fit and smart like you
But this disease will only affect the brain
Only 1 among a million will be afflicted
Such patients are sure to die between 10 days to 10 weeks
How does this concern me?
You are 1 in that million
You suffer from this disease
What are you saying?
Doctor, what are you-
Doctor
I don't have any bad habits
How could this happen?
How-
You are justified in feeling this way
All are equal in death's eyes
You know the day you'll die We don't know
That's all
You should be at peace till your dying day
For the few weeks left on earth be of service to someone
Death is not an end
It's a respite in-between a long journey
Understood?
Doctor
Is there no other way to save me?
- What happened? - We wanted to follow you
I'm just walking up to the window
Sit, 'Pongal'
Only now a cure has been found and is being tested on mice
So
It will take many years for humans to benefit
I am sorry
I didn't feel so bad when I mentioned this disease
But I feel terrible seeing your expression
You are teary eyed
Tears are flooding your eyes
1st smile, only then I will talk to you
Please keep smiling
Is there any medicine-
I want you to smile
- My father - 1st smile
How can I smile in this situation?
In this world 90/100 are unhappy
The remaining 10% pretend to be happy
Even they are not at peace
If you want to be happy and peaceful...
...laugh, every time you think of death
Earth is not confirmed
But death is!
Look at death and laugh at its face
Not good enough
Try improving
Really pseudo
Please stop it
Laugh wholeheartedly
Worst
Listen to me Turn around
Turn around
When I tell you, turn, look at me and laugh
Are you ready?
Tell me you are ready
Say it with gusto
Ready!
Ready, 1-2-3!
Fix it right there
Osho is well within you Don't let him out
Give me your hand
Don't hesitate Give me your hand
Let your death be a happy pass over, go peacefully
Sir, stop your bike and give me something
Sir, at least you give me some alms
"You are a VIP celebrity Now a punctured wheel identity"
Sir...?
Sir!
Sir, I have never seen a Good Samaritan like you
Look at me properly
Even if you want to you won't be able to see me again
Sir, may you lead a long and happy life
'Laugh, every time you think of death'
'Look at death and laugh at its face'
"Few days to bid adieu 1 foot from the grave are you"
Sir
Sir, come often to this street
Like a faithful dog I'll be lying near this bungalow
Please help yourself
'After a long time my sister has got a good alliance'
'I shouldn't jinx it by mentioning my death'
- My dear - Amma
Hey! Where did you disappear?
How many times to call you?
They saw Durga in the temple
They liked her and want her as their daughter-in-law, come in
This is my son
He is a Revenue inspector
Hello
Pleased to meet you
- Greet them - Good afternoon
Sit down
I like his way of wishing
Really, I like it
Last week we saw a girl
They said they will give 150 sovereigns of gold and a BMW car
But we refused
Because we did not like that family
But we like your family
So I won't insist on the same dowry
If your dowry can be 100 sovereigns and a Honda City car, that will do
Money is not the criteria
Bonding with relatives, showering love and care matter much more
- We will take leave - See you
Your marriage will follow suit
Very soon I will see you with a garland!
- Funny guy! - See you
Bye
Take care
I don't want this alliance
They are making way too many demands
Looks like we may have to spend 4-5 million!
Even if they don't ask we will spend for our daughter
They are asking a bit more than what we had in mind
We sell our plot in Guduvancheri and conduct this wedding
Seems like a good proposal
'That plot is our only saving'
'Is it necessary to sell that to get married?'
How many times will I tell you?
I have no connection with kidney transplant
You got the wrong man
I know everything
I overheard your conversation in the restroom with someone about a kidney
Relax
Your secret is safe with me
My sister's marriage is fixed
I'm in need of a lot of money
That's why I've come forward to donate my kidney
It isn't a cakewalk
There are many legalities involved in this
Is your family aware?
No one knows, sir
Even what I do is a secret
You and I are sailing in the same boat
Let us help each other Win-win situation for both of us
I understand
Kidney can't be donated as easily as you think
Blood groups have to match
It will match for sure, sir
I know your requirement
I have the same AB Negative blood group
Whaaat?
AB Negative, sir
Positive news
Hello, Mani
You want me to add milk into your coffee or not?
Yes or no, what do you say?
Milk away, sir!
'Gajabhai welcomes you warmly'
'Don't hit me in a delicate spot!'
Sir, who is this?
'You mean the chap dancing for each blow?'
- He's a familiar face on TV - TV anchor?
Hello, ward boy Hope you're doing good
I'm fine, thanks
Who is he? What crime did he commit?
'He claimed to be a 'Siddha' expert Bhai wanted him to treat his kidney'
He gave medicine for 'something else'
'Bhai lost his sleep'
- So he's getting treated - Go ahead
This is the rule of the land
Whipping like in Dubai
Is there a function? I can smell 'biriyani'
Shouldn't the miscreants be equipped to receive the whip lashes?
Different ball game
'Hansika'
'Hello, Bhai!'
The smell is delicious!
You have to taste my 'biriyani'
Do I need an invitation?
He's Bhai's official 'biriyani' maker
'Hansikaaa!'
Come in
Hey, man! Go back!
We are waiting from yesterday
He's waiting from yesterday it seems
Do you realize his power now?
Good morning, Bhai He is the lad I spoke to you about
Good morning
'As-Salaam-Alaikum', Bhai
Greetings, sir
Where were you so long?
Ennore
Have you briefed him?
Everything okay, Bhai
I have just 1 month left
I need a kidney transplant before that
Your timing is perfect
I have helped many-
Helped many in my lifetime
But you're the 1st to give me life
What do you want in return?
My sister is getting married I need around 5 million
He has briefed me in detail
This is 1 million
As soon as the doctor comes from abroad and surgery is fixed, take the balance
You're so generous, Bhai
We'll take your leave
- Bye - Bye, sir
Sir...?
Just not only my kidney
I'm ready to donate any other organ also
Don't be this outspoken with anyone else
Did you hear what he said?
Did you?
Yes, Bhai, we did
You must live long
I'll take when I want
Your body is my property
- You may go now - Bye, Bhai
Brother, take care of the cash
Wasn't I right?
What did you think of him? He's a gem of a man
'Here you go 1 million, ma'
- Start the arrangements - How did you get this?
Annadurai helped us
How did he get this kind of-
Lending money for interest is his main business
How will we get the balance?
Don't worry, he has promised to give that too
But what about the interest?
We needn't pay interest, ma
- Not that - What are you saying?
1st, let's focus on akka's wedding
We'll discuss the rest later
It will be good if he joins us
He can choose his own clothes
He's ready to go by our selection
Get in now, we're late already
'Thambi is all alone at home'
'She is always in my dreams lying right next to me!'
'She isn't leaving my heart'
Why are you in a tearing hurry?
Why are you here?
All for a good reason
What reason?
- You saw '7G'? - What?
Have you seen the film '7G Rainbow colony'?
- I have - What's the climax?
Heroine dies in the end
Why are you hell bent on dying?
What happens before that?
Before that...
'That' will happen, right?
Yes, so what now?
That has to happen now
Get off the bed
Look, I agree my father was wrong
One mistake can only be corrected by another
If that happens now...
...my parents will have no choice but to get us married
You just relax
I'll take care of it
You leave now, get up
Go home right now
You'll make out only on our wedding night?
I neither want a wedding nor a wedding night!
Listen to me Leave now
You hate getting married?
Or do you hate me?
I hate both
Just go
Go
'I am busy till Saturday'
'I'll come on Sunday for sure'
I'm waiting for you, doctor
'Bhai...bhai-'
- Bhai - Waiting
'Don't you worry' 'All is well that ends well
Though there are many doctors, I fixed you because you're a specialist
I expect nothing less than a perfect job
- 'Sure' - Thank you, doctor
I'm very happy
Surgery has been fixed on Sunday He's a busy doctor
When is your sister's wedding?
18th of this month
18th, right
Do not strain yourself arranging her wedding
Eat on time
It's important you remain healthy
- How much? - 4 million
Go
The entire cash you asked for is in here
Make sure my item matches 100%
Definitely Thank you, sir
Take care
- Welcome - My daughter
...is getting married on the 18th of this month
You must attend
Your custom is to shoo the guests at your doorstep
Our etiquette is to invite even our enemies with goodwill
We've given a Honda City car to our son-in-law
And planned a lavish wedding spending 5 million
My son is organizing the entire wedding
I don't wish to brag about him
Go ahead and go gaga!
Why don't you attend and see for yourself?
Aunty, I will make coffee for you
No mention
You'll be more handsome tomorrow
'Praise be to Lord Vishnu'
'Change is the only constant'
'Lord Govinda gives stability'
You almost got there actually
- Just a second - Doctor
Don't cut the right valve Cut the left valve
Left, left, left... stop, stop
Now cut the edges slightly
Blood coming out?
Operation success!
I'm in India now I'll call you later
A minor kidney surgery in Germany
- I finished it over the phone - Only you can pull off such a feat
You have a problem too?
- Sharp edge - Oh! My saber
- Who are they? - My assistants
Oh! Nice girls
Your knife is sharp
Oh...sorry!
Won't you oil it?
Rusty fellows!
'Hello'
Only if I hug the nurses they will keep me smug
It's okay, control
Come, come
Let's go in, doctor
Bhai, is the operation theatre ready here?
Just the way you wanted
Is the donor here?
Donor?
Mr Thambidurai?
- Yes, madam - Calling from Light Blue hospital
What is it?
Dr Phoenix Raj wants to meet you
Please come immediately
I've changed the room into a theater
Finish the surgery with finesse, doctor
- This is it, thanks - Okay, sir
I'll go for the egg first
Why did you want to see me urgently?
- Would you like to eat? - No, thanks
Okay
Why did you want to see me, doctor?
According to me...
A mistake remains a blunder until the wrong-doer is unaware
The moment he realizes...
...it gets rectified
The experience of realizing it is a mistake and rectifying it...
...is better than the experience of getting it right
If you think deeply...
...it is wrong not to do anything wrong
Making a mistake isn't a mistake at all, right?
Instead of rambling please get to the point, doctor
I'm running short of time
Your time is good, brother
The mistake is from our side
There was a mix up in your report and reason for all this confusion
What is this new bombshell?
What...what are you saying now?
Will I die or not?
Come with me
Come, brother
Come now
Let me hug you
You're 100% perfectly alright
Earth confirmed Death is cancelled
You won't die
You're as fit as a fiddle
Is this true? I'm fine?
God promise
- Do you have a girlfriend? - Yes, doctor
- Save all this for her - 1 more on that side!
I am so happy, doctor
Take him away
Not a French kiss Only on your cheek
Take him away
Just once, bro
- Please, bro - Go, go now
I'll never forget you, doctor
Thanks, doctor Muah...muah!
Don't you dare come in here
How disgusting a man's kiss can be!
He isn't picking my call
Bhai...bhai...it's getting late
Where is your donor?
Doctor, kidney is on the-
Sorry, kidney donor is on the way
Get everything ready
I must rush to Japan
He isn't picking my call Try from your mobile
Bhai, he's on the line
You there!
Sir...?
No...not you, bro
I yelled at one of my boys here
Where are you now? Why aren't you picking my calls?
Sir, I need to talk to you
You can talk only if you attend my calls
How far away are you?
What I wanted to say was-
I volunteered to donate my kidney, right?
Yes, I am eagerly waiting
Doctor is here
Sir, when I promised you my situation was different
Now...my situation has changed topsy-turvy
But my situation is too delicate, bro
Hear me out, sir
I can't donate my kidney now, sir
Hey!
What's up with you?
I'll repay in installments the money I took from you, sir
Am I running a chit fund or lottery?
Please be magnanimous and understand my plight
- Please, sir - Dai!
Don't think you can shake this sheikh easily
'I've killed 10 sheikhs in Dubai and then landed here'
Don't push me over the edge
I want you here in 10 minutes
I'll even sell 10 of my oil wells and ensure I kill you
Hello... hello... hello?
- Bhai? - He hung up on me
Dai!
Praise be to Allah!
- Run...now - Oh! No!
Playing the drum when I am so tense!
Scoot!
He's refusing to give his kidney
- What are you saying? - Go now, all of you
Go and get him right now
- Go now - Not just him
We'll get his entire family
You want me behind bars for illegal kidney transplant!
He shouldn't know he has been kidnapped, hurry up
Let's go
Offering to pay back in installments
Bhai?
Give me, Bhai
I'm looking for the one who has to give me
Pain in the wrong place!
Bhai, not wanting my hair to poke you when you kiss me...
...I shaved my head for your sake
It pricks even more now
You have insulted my head!
I'll never again serve you mutton
I won't
Will it be plain 'biriyani' then?
I'm in a fix
Spewing out dialogs!
Maybe his 'biriyani' ruined my kidney!
'Hey! Stop the car'
Singam
I know you won't talk to me
At least
Hear me out
He is caught
The chap who is the cause for your stony silence
He's well and truly caught
For my sake
Come to Ernavur market
I will pound him to a pulp in front of your eyes
"Rough and tough"
"No dumb or dim fisticuff"
"The popsicle melted into a stick sadly stilted"
Should have caught him when he was seated
You lifted his chin, stared, glared and he scooted right royally
We have eaten up to our throat!
How can we chase him?
"Sling and swing"
"No dumb or dim ducking"
"Kid gloves had no effect on our unsuspecting suspect"
"He massacres mosquitoes with flair He stepped into the arena suited debonair"
"Brawls and bickering send him scampering"
"He has the gift of the gab to run till the last lap"
"Like a ball bouncing through alleys Rest a second to catch your breath please"
"What will you do in a forest If you're blindfolded and left?"
"If you are ragged you'll be a punctured ball of misery"
"Who the man?"
"A toddler on the run here Playing 'Hide & seek' in top gear"
"Looking for the monster to rip him apart with fervor"
"Lub-dub"
"Lollipop"
"Lub-dub and lollipop Last the night long enough"
"Mean and macho stuff"
"No nonsense fisticuff"
"Sling and swing Sting and spring"
"There is no escaping"
"Who the man?"
"Who the man? You are the man"
"Who the man?"
"You are the man You are the man"
Hey, if any of you have the guts, try and touch me now
Dai!
Is he one of Bhai's boys?
Yes, bro
Then he didn't run in fear
Planned it crystal clear to bring us here
They are a terrorizing group
He has Singam group's back up
How is the party?
Quite tough
They will bite your Adam's apple like in 'Pithamagan'
We eat meat occasionally
They eat meat daily
Hey! Sort out your issues later
Leave him and run for your life
Hey! Did we run this far to run away from him?
Better save yourself and scoot
'Let us see who wins in this running game!'
'Come on'
"Who the man?"
"You are the man You are the man"
Singam...have you come?
Singam, this is only the 1st round
You know I don't hit in the 1st round
I'll beat him to a pulp in the 2nd round, Singam
Don't look at me like that, Singam
Singam, this is nothing
Just a small scratch and very little blood
Believe me, Singam
Singaaaaaam!
'I won't spare the chap who prevented me from talking to you, Singam'
'I'll hunt him down, hit him and make you talk to me, Singam'
Why are you giving me fatty meat?
Fat gives the extra glow Your wife is now in the pink of health
'What is he hinting at?'
'His intentions seem questionable!'
Hey! Wait
Why are you giving me only bones?
Your wife loves succulent bones
She bites them with vigor
'She bites them with vigor, huh?'
Bro, tell her I chose the best pieces for her
'Your wife said you'll be going out of town'
'When is it likely?'
'I won't even step out to the next street hereafter!'
'This is the area the ward boy told us'
'Stop the car Let's enquire'
Bro, which is Annadurai's house?
I am Annadurai
We'll use him as bait to get Thambidurai
What's the matter?
We are coming from Bhai's place
So am I, from bhai the butcher
I meant Gajabhai from Dubai
Dubai Gajabhai!
Sounds like a powerful title of a film
Regarding a land, right?
Hello, I want to meet Thambidurai
Hello, Thambidurai is just a revenue inspector
The entire revenue department is in my pocket
Shall I conclude the deal?
Tahsildar will sign on the dotted line if I ask him to
Hello, don't talk unnecessarily
- Tell me where Thambidurai is - Pick up your call
Yes, Bhai
Did you find him?
We are talking to his friend
Disgusting dumbasses!
I asked you to fetch him and you're playing with his friend?
No, Bhai
It's getting late and the doctor is yelling
- No, Bhai - Give me the phone, lousy boy!
'Peace be unto you, Bhai'
'As-salamualaikum'
- He'll yell at me - Thambidurai is my best friend
He won't do anything without consulting me
Tell me what you want I'll clinch the deal for you
'Be generous with your tip I'll finish it for you'
Whom else will I indulge?
Where is Thambidurai?
Why are you also being brainless like these nitwits here?
Whatever it is, 1st take care of me Thambidurai will follow automatically
'Bhai lives in such a fancy bungalow'
What business is he doing?
- Shut up - Get lost!
Bhai, if we pound him to a pulp...
...he will point his finger to our lamb!
He may clam up writhing in pain
1st let's ask
Then take him to task
Is this bhai the Bhai?
Yes
As-salamualaikum
Sit down
[clears throat]
Why are you clutching your stomach?
Constipation?
Take ink nut powder
Dissolve 1 spoon of it in water, stir well
1 quick gulp in the morning
You will download everything in a jiffy
Where is Thambidurai? He needs to do me a favor
Bhai, you still don't trust me?
Not that, brother
It is a serious matter
Just tell me where he is and you can go
I won't leave without completing my 'mission possible'
Quite an impossible mission, only he can comply
For God's sake, why do you keep harping on him?
Then who am I? We are best of friends
We grew up together We lived together
2 bodies sharing 1 soul
For your kind information we even share the same blood group
- What did you say? - We studied together
Your last statement
What did I say?
We share the same blood group
That endorsement Same statement
Bhai, I am there for you
Bhai...bhai
Did you see that fair doctor?
Flirting with the nurse
He is here now
Tell me
We'll take all the tests
If it matches, let's clinch it
Exactly what I've been saying all along
Bhai, clinch this deal using me
I am known to be a lucky mascot
You can go
Come, my dear mascot
Meat for my wife
Come
By the time I clinch a deal and get paid for it, I almost lose my life
Aiyo! I won't let you die, sonny
I know from your goatie-beard
Good lord! Bhai is calling me again
I saw the new car parked outside your house
'Looks soooper'
Okay...okay
Nowadays most people think twice to part with a few thousands
But we should never forget your friend who has given you millions!
'Okay, talk to you later'
'Tell your friend I thanked him immensely'
'Okay?'
I want to meet Bhai
I want to meet sir
I want to meet Bhai sir
Sir, I want to meet Bhai
What happened?
Wh...what-
Why are all of them so silent?
Is Bhai dead?
Bhai
Bhai...?
Aiyo!
Bhai, have you left us?
Bhai, forgive me please
Hey! Bhai isn't dead
Bhai
Not dead?
Why? Do you want me dead?
Bhai!
Bhai
I'll give you my kidney
How many will I need?
- Surgery is over - Over, huh?
After 2 days, I can dance and sing I can even run around and play
Bhai, my conscience is pricking me for not keeping up my word
Why should you feel guilty?
I slit him open instead of you I should be the one feeling guilty
Pay him whatever you promised to repay me
Who is he, Bhai?
- He'll come - For my sake
Who has done such a noble sacrifice?
I should see him
We did a thorough job on him
Anna...?!
Why are you crying?
I should be the one weeping
Don't go overboard
It won't sit well
Take the middle path
Why did you agree?
Even if you are my soul friend
...why did you donate instead of me?
As if I volunteered!
They helped themselves to my kidney
Nurse, cover his mouth properly
He wants to say something
Take your hand
Bloody fellows! I don't agree to this
I'll get even with you
Not both, we will take only 1 kidney of yours
Both you and Bhai will lead a healthy life
If you dare whisper a word outside of what's happening here...
...I'll kill you by selling all my assets
Bhai is a good man
"The pure heart never slumbers So the erudite declare"
You left behind your mutton!
[from the film 'Karnan']
"Accept what life offers, Karna, fair and square"
"To repay your defenders' debt..."
"...you (s)tumbled by default into deceit and defect"
"The devious Krishna is the culprit, Karna!"
"Your conniver is Kanna"
"The righteous heart never slumbers So the mighty declare"
'Saravanan weds Durga Thambidurai's family welcomes you'
Welcome, please come
'Good evening'
'Air Bell Super Singer'
'Title winner King of medley melodies'
'Are you ready to get drenched in the music showers of Mike Maari?'
'Listen now to our melody king'
'Our very own dear 'Mike' Maari'
"God proposed Wedding day disclosed"
"Life planned with a purpose"
"Like Goddess Saraswathi may you be blessed abundantly"
"He thought of this Kinship turned into bliss"
"Both merged as a blessing in disguise"
"May the groom never face gloom"
"May you both be blessed for eternity"
Welcome, sir
[from the film 'Keezhvaanam Sivakkum']
'Aiyo! He's such a tone deaf pain!'
'He wails like a monkey lost in a dense jungle'
"God created this life's stage United by the bond of marriage"
'Ages since I tasted liquor!'
You drunkard fellow!
'Are you mad or what?'
You can't touch a drop of alcohol
What will you do if your one and only kidney malfunctions?
You feel like drinking let me know
I'll drink your share too
You and I are 2 bodies sharing the same soul
'Repeating this dialog you bound me to a wheel chair!'
Hey! Aiyo!!
'A very dense jungle'
I'll bang your voice box hollow
[from the film 'Aval Oru Thodarkadhai']
Please make me deaf, dear God!
Gawd! Wailing whale!
"In that splendorous forest locale"
"2 birds male and 2 birds female with so much love available"
Aunty, it's so heavy Let me carry it for you
This is just a tray of flowers, dear
You're softer than these flowers!
"I saw; the stolen moon, I saw aglow"
"I flipped; warm fuzzies in my heart flow"
'Bride's Room'
[from the film 'Pa Paandi']
"The breeze blows softly; this is love"
You...?
Why did you lock the door?
I want to go out
I want to stay inside
Stay, how does it affect me?
Take your hand off
- I want to be with you - Why?
What do you mean?
Just a quickie
I've locked the door
Just a tiny lip-lock
You'll blow hot and then cold
I'm not the person to fall for all that
You can alternate your smiles and staring daggers
We are quits now
Shall we start afresh?
[knock on door]
Shall I lock it?
Stay here, silent
- You? - Ma...?
Who is inside?
No one is inside It's just me, myself
Give me the tray
- Wowww! - Aiyaiyo!
There must be some other entrance
I know
Hey! Stop the car
He hit you and look how he is standing with temerity
We'll rip him apart
We'll rip him in person
'The next happy number you will be expecting eagerly'
Take your instrument-
- What, bro? - Where is Thambidurai?
- I don't know - Really?
I came to hear the concert Not as a guest for the wedding
- Song? - Yes
I am 'mike' Maari's fan
'Sing along with me without going off-key!'
"The river of illusion blessed meanders down my chest"
[from the film 'Kabali']
"Though ageing gracefully love still blooms graciously"
Hey! Baldie
- Yes, bro? - Stop your song
- Why, bro? - Fight is about to begin
No song hereafter
What a violent invasion
We want Thambidurai here wherever he may be
Otherwise this wedding will be stopped
Listen, dear Don't interfere
A wedding is the yield of many decades
If you try to uproot it-
This tender face is so familiar
We know him
What are you doing here?
To talk punch lines in style? Get lost
How dare you be so rude to me!
To be rude to elders
And tease teenage girls is my special forte!
Shut up and get lost!
You, huh?
You'll catch me when I fall and then vanish into thin air
Please sit down for a while
- Sit down - Gently, dad
'Why do you go and buy trouble?'
'Go after him'
"Our favorite hero"
"Hero from zero"
They are back here to be bashed up
With the number of pegs he downed only God knows what will happen!
Hello...why did you stop the song?
I thought a fight was about to commence
This is a fight and song combo
You go ahead
Soooper, my dear lad
Start music
"He looks innocent no doubt But he's a toughie in and out"
"He gave them what they deserved Not a blow less or more served"
[from the film 'Vedalam']
"With a swift blow, rocket speed he bruised them black and blue indeed"
"What do I care if the dumbass is alive or a corpse?"
"He U-turned he twisted He jabbed his thigh and accosted"
"If I blow hot or blow cold no holds barred, you sod"
'People's choice w(e)aves his magic wand'
"You look as innocent as a lamb"
"As innocent as a lamb No one will you harm"
"Untainted, upright indeed Like a child unsullied"
"With innocence in place your face glows with grace"
[from the film 'Dharmadurai']
'Here comes the dashing hunter!'
"The tiger is on the prowl roaring Thunder roars to lightning"
"The flag flutters with pride Watching the hunter's stride"
"Insides quake and quiver Shake in fear and shiver"
[from the film 'Vettaikaaran']
"Sword and sabre dazzle gleaming Inhabitants of hamlets run screaming"
"Here comes the hunter Common man's benefactor"
'Maari's mellifluous melody'
Maari...!
Sir, tell him not to hit us mercilessly
Please, sir I beg of you
A boat can go in a car as cargo
A car can go in a boat as cargo too'
- This is life's truth - Is this the time for home truths?
Prevent him from pounding us to a pulp
- Please, sir - Hit patiently
Stop hitting him
Hereafter if you cross swords with me-
Enough of histrionics
Your horoscope has become your horrorscope, go
When we came to your house with a marriage proposal...
...you accused my son of being a scaredy cat and not a real man
Now do you accept my son is the complete man?
If one who questions injustice is brave...
...one who never blunders is also courageous
My son has proved he has spunk
Now tell me
Will you agree to your daughter marrying my son?
Ma...?
She is our daughter-in-law
Why don't you say yes?
Fine, I agree
Who said 'no'? Take her gladly
"Will she come to sing a lullaby for me?"
[from the film 'Kadhalukku Mariyadhai']
"Will she spread a glow in my soul warmly?"
"Like a golden chariot will she glide into my heart?"
"Or will she deceive me and drift apart?"
Even if you were planets poles apart in the end you united heart to heart
Before the auspicious time lapses let us have a double wedding
- Are you happy now? - Very much, ma
- But only 1 wish left to be fulfilled - What is it?
Anna...anna?
Anna?
Puliyur 6th grade?
Anna, come here
Anna
You are the reason we got together
Bless us with all your heart
- Bless you both - Thanks, Anna
I am sure you will be happy
"No one can emulate my friend"
- God help me - Are you hungry?
Wait for 10 minutes
[from the film 'Nanban']
"Buddy, where did you disappear?"
I'm willing to donate my single kidney
Please ask him to stop singing
'subtitled by rekhs & co'
"Hero"
"Hero within you as winner solo"
"Who tapped this Sleepy Joe?"
"One look of his, world topples you know"
"Without being asked thugs taken to task"
"Is Rioting the name of his home town?"
"Crushing his foes is his comfort zone"
"Did anger knock on your door?"
"Did fear escape from you, no more encore?"
"Did courage caress the heart to the core?"
"Hero...numerouno...solid gold"
"Hero...top of the chart, brave and bold"
"Silver screen's celebrity"
"Hero"
"Common man's VIP"
"Exceptional fellow"
"Our favorite hero"
"Yahoo wow"
"Hero from zero"