Vaasu
Saravana
Vaasu
Saravana
I'm very proud of you
Why?
Some people cannot drink and drive
but you do it just fine.
I've always been like this.
Shall I show you some stunts?
I don't want to break my limbs
Great joke, dude
Really funny
Hey!
I was mocking you
You laugh like I was mocking someone else
Dude
Mocking is an art
You should appreciate it, you shouldn’t hate it
Please go!
What's that noise?
Is something stuck between the forks?
He is crazy
He'll ask me to imitate people all night
Sorry sir
We drunk and drove
He fines at the drop of a hat
and you admit your mistake?
No, that's only at the end of the month
He's a very good boy
Hey!
Where are you headed?
Show it to him
What is he showing?
A hunger strike against the women who ditch men for trivial reasons
The Association of Men Ditched by Lovers
Registration number: 001/2015
President: VS Saravanan
Here, sir
Coordinator: OP Vaasu
Present, sir
Excuse me
One personal question
Which alcoholic beverage did you drink?
Nobody remembers the names anymore
Some new brand arrives everyday
100 rupees' drink
110 rupees'
and such are the classification
Do you know the yellow colored one?
A quarter-bottle in that
- What was the final one? - Green color
A green colored beer
That combination will make you hungry
- Yes, sir - How will you get food now?
Give them the biryani packets
You're giving us the meat because you don't eat it?
No
Your movement should be successful
It definitely should
Who is that girl?
Meghala
Manimeghala
Did you meet her during the summer?
No
Did you meet her in the market?
No
Who is that girl then?
She...
Tell him
His WhatsApp friend.
She looks very attractive
She said he was better looking than her husband
and then ditched him for a constable since he was cuter.
Whenever he thinks of Meghala
he gets very emotional.
My darling, where are you
Sir, please come here
It's okay
What a sick story!
Let's go
We've spent the money on this strike when
we could have used it for more liquor
Will it work out?
Dude
If you want the women who ditched us to apologize
Hunger strike is the only way
I don't understand
Nowadays
To stop wars,
to shut down bars,
questioning irresponsible husbands
and wives who aren't
and many other unreasonable causes use hunger strike
It is the trend of the day
Okay dude
I can't tolerate hunger
Could this issue be sorted before tomorrow's lunch?
Are you here for a hunger strike
or some fitness program?
Look sad
Sad?
You are a disappointment in so many ways
They started this relentless hunger strike in the middle of the night
But do you know of their school days?
lasted till they grew up to begin a joint business venture
Today is Vasa Mobiles' first anniversary
You're terrible at lip syncing
stop it and speak
Sorry
Amidst the ever increasing beer prices,
an important news.
Our friend Vaasu's marriage is fixed
Hey, stop it
It's not confirmed.
It's partly confirmed.
No
The bride's family agreed to buy the bike I asked for
it's now confirmed
I'm not talking about that
Should I not interview the bride
before it is actually confirmed?
Like kids going on a picnic
they keep clapping Stop it
Excuse me, gentle boys
and gentle girls
Hey!
Does he look like a girl because he has no moustache?
Sorry
Excuse me, gentle boys and gentle guys
Now my childhood friend,
Mr. Vaasu, is going to sing a song
about friendship
Hey, no
- I can't sing - Please sing
- He very good at singing - Really?
Who is a friend?
That is awful. Let me sing.
Who is a friend?
The one who bears with you, and stands with you is a friend
The one who carries you and your burden on his back and runs for miles
A life without a friend
is like a wallet with no cash
He comes when you feel down
With wings on his back and a halo behind his head
Vaasu
and Saravanan
are the ones who learned things together
In every corner of the city
and in every bar
they've tasted the elixir of the moment
Who is a friend?
He tortures you everyday
and gives you a taste of death
And at the moment when your heart ceases to beat
he'd give his blood to save your soul
And when love strikes, friends go behind a veil sometimes
When she makes you cry, he comes back to teach you laughter again
Friend!
Oh, my friend!
Give me your shoulder till I learn to walk
Vaasu
and Saravanan
are the ones who learned things together
In every corner of the city
and in every bars of it
they've tasted the elixir of the moment
Who is a friend?
I call you 'Mama'
but you're not related to me
I call you 'Macha'
but I don't even have a sister
Still we stick together
and sometimes we stand against
There's a Taj Mahal for love
Is there any shrine to pay homage to friendship?
Vaasu
and Saravanan
are the ones who learned things together
In every corner of the city
and in every bar
they've tasted the elixir of the moment
Who is a friend?
Mother
Give me a dosa soon
Wait!
Why hurry?
Saravana
As a mother I shouldn't say this
Still I'd like to say
Eating 10 Dosa
is too much
Mom
As a son I shouldn't say this, but
You've been making dosas for 30 years now
and you haven't learnt to do it without these holes yet
That's exactly what I'm talking about
Marry someone soon
Your wife would feed you like she feeds dogs
and then you'll realise the goodness of your mother
Shall we go to see the bride tomorrow?
Definitely, if the bride looks like Nayanthara (actress)
Do you only want a Nayanthara look alike?
Why not other women?
As a mother, I shouldn't say this
but still
you'd never get married if that's the case
She just cursed herself by cursing me
Give me 2 more Dosas
Yes, I will
Hey, dude!
You're here already?
Come in!
Hey!
You've become so skinny
Eat something
I want Anaconda's egg and Octopus soup
Great joke, great joke!
I'm meeting the girl I'm marrying for the first time
I can't be late
Dude
I ate 3 extra Dosa
and I'm a bit sleepy,
can we meet your fiancé tomorrow?
If I punch you thrice
your eyes will be closed for ever
can we meet the doctor today?
Come
Vaasu, come here!
At least you marry soon
and give me a grandchild to play with
See how interested he is, he'll do it in 8 months
Don't you know what to say in mother's presence?
I'll do it in 6 months!
Father!
Faster!
Are you tensed because I'm going to interview you and your fiancée?
Don't use that word "interview" inappropriately
Are you going to hire people for any firm now?
It's a romantic meeting
It's called dating
If you and your fiancée go, that’s called a date
but if I join you two
that's called testing
Dude, it's a serious matter
and keep your interview brief
All the best!
Love you, dude!
I can finish the interview with a few words
I have the talent to do so
But if you get divorced in the future
Come back to me
how depressed will I be?
You've decided to make me cook my own food forever
do whatever you want to!
Were you scared?
Dude, she was scared
By the way, I'm Saravanan
Vaasu's close friend
He should have told you about me
He didn't say anything
You didn't say anything?
I didn't speak a lot to her on the phone
Give us a proper introduction
He's my best friend, Saravanan
We are friends since childhood
We are practically inseparable
He is a part of my family
VASA, VASA
In VASA mobiles, 'VA' refers to my name and 'SA' refers to Saravanan
He only looks so meaty
but has a kind heart.
Why aren't you talking?
She looks so shocked
This is just the beginning
You have a lot more to see
You will see them all
You talk to her while I go prepare
Make it easy...
He's always like that, very playful
Why didn't you go to a good studio for a photo shoot?
Why do you ask?
Because you look much more attractive in person
Don't bend so much, my neck is aching
Alright
Why did you agree to marry my friend?
Why do you care?
I'm talking to my sister
You please tell me
My parents like him
so I like him too
What if your parents hate him tomorrow?
Will you hate him too?
I don't like discussing negative things in the temple
You're a very homely and warm person
My friend is also like you
A homely man
Suppose you and his family don't get along fine after marriage
there emerges a huge feud
Will you make him move out of the house with you, or adjust?
After marriage
his family becomes my family
so I'll adjust
and live with them as a family
This is an important matter
If we are sad or happy,
or even just fine,
we drink!
Would you have any problem with that?
Why are you asking her?
Tell me, sister
That's a personal matter of yours
I won't comment on it
Vaasu, your girl has passed the test
You can marry her
You totally deserve to marry my friend
Because you've scored 100 on 100 in my interview
- Cheers! - Yeah
I was worried if you might fail
You passed, fortunately
Why did such an interview happen?
Our marriage required you to pass his interview
Now there are no more problems
We're going to be married
The garland is off its place
Take your hands off me
Gautam, what is it?
Why are you standing near your wife?
Come here
Look how sweaty you are
That's enough
Are you romancing already?
I'm late, I have to go, I'm gifting you 1500 rupees
Stay a bit longer, wait for the...
Okay, bye
Give me money, our friends are waiting
Do you see where I'm sitting?
I'll just take it
He's taking the gift money!
Where is he hurrying to?
- Congratulations - Thank you!
- All the best, do well - I'll try my best
Hey, wait!
- Stand over here - Come here!
Who are you?
Let him go with his majesty
My special gift to you for your marriage
You should open it, do not give to your wife
Why should I not open it?
You do not have the right
We are married now, I'll open it
Listen to me, you shouldn't
I will do it
No, listen to me
There would be nothing but paper inside it, really old trick
Ask him to give it
Give it, she has the right
- Hey, no! - She has the right let her open it
You see what it is, dear
Dude, great joke!
- Amazing one - Yes
Yeah, okay!
Hang on!
Oh, right
Look at the camera
Tonight's the first night
Tonight's the first night!
Dear..?
People's cheeks go red when they blush
but your nose goes red when you do
It's because of your friend
Who gifts such a thing for marriage?
That was for me
why did you open it?
My name is not "Chellamma"
It's Seema
That's for the rest of the world
For me, it'd always be "Chellamma"
Shall we continue this romantic talking?
So, you're only going to be talking all night?
I got it
Come!
Let's begin our life.
The lights?
Okay, I'll go switch it off
Wait, I'll switch it off
Did you think I'd be easy to get?
Switch the lights off
we'll trade in bulk
Tonight's the first night!
Oh my god!
That's a very bad start
Chellamma!
How's the stomach?
Looks like an air bag
Not mine, yours
Sorry, doctor
Mine feels good
Will I be discharged today?
I have a lot of work
You'll be discharged
but you shouldn't do any activity that requires moving your back
Not even wearing an underwear?
He'll be alright in ten days?
Super, doctor
You said something about the disc
so I thought it'll take years
Thank you, doctor!
You're very fortunate
What if something worse had happened?
You just dodged a bullet
What the hell are you talking about?
I am not going to..
Hey, hey, don't strain too much. The disc might break
Sister!
If I had known he was so weak
I wouldn't have broken the cot
Never mind it
Everything happens for a reason.
In these 10 days of rest
understand each other well by conversing
And after that
I'll plan and sponsor your honeymoon trip to Ooty
Okay?
And, sister...
The doctors always say it takes a lot of time
Don't leave him alone in their care
Make him drink mutton soup everyday, he'll recover soon
I'm very disturbed
I'd need beers to fix myself
Chellamma!
My back is broken
yet I'm fine
But he is disturbed
This is his nature
He loves to play pranks.
For fun?
Do you really think this is funny?
Does he have any sense?
He doesn't know how to behave when meeting a girl either
He freaked me out in the temple
To marry you, I should interview you
but he interviewed me
He almost broke my nose with his gift
And broke our bed on our first night
Enough
I can't tolerate this any more
I don't care what you do
But henceforth, you should stop being friends with him
Dear, why?
He is not some grey hair to get rid of
We're friends from childhood
Furthermore
see how kind he is to you, he calls you "sister"
I don't need a "brother" like him
The mere sight of him infuriates me
Don't talk like that
Would you cut him off or not?
Give me some time, please
Okay, I'll give you 6 months' time
and if you don't cut him off
I'll have to divorce you
Divorce?
And another thing
There will be no intimacy between us until you stop being friends with him.
Also that!
Chellamma
So nothing happened between you and your wife?
Why don't you announce it in the streets?
So it didn't happen?
The night lamp I gifted you, didn't you use it?
I didn't even switch off the bright lights to use your night lamp
Why would you talk about it?
Sorry, the night lamp cost me 750 rupees, that's why
Why don't you do something?
Just call Saravanan and tell him you won't contact him any more
We're not friends any more, keep it and leave
Dude, why?
We aren't just friends to do as you say
We've shared and experienced everything together in our lives
And now
"Unless I cut you off my wife won't..."
Is that what I'm supposed to tell him?
If his friendship is what you prefer
divorce your wife
I should divorce my wife
and become a saint or what?
If you don't want to give up either of them,
joining the priesthood is the best thing you can do
I thought you were an expert in such matters
as you are married
and here you are asking me to become an Aghori
There's only one solution for your problem
Tell me before you forget
We have women in our lives
He should also find one
I don't get it
If he loves someone
that woman will keep him occupied
and she'll ask him to cut you off, naturally
Suppose, if she doesn't?
You should make her do it
If you succeed, you will prosper
Otherwise you'll have to die a virgin
I'll bring all my expertise into play for success
Senseless man!
See how you look now
Are you not sensible?
Did you think about that girl?
So?
Should I not care about Saravanan's life at all?
I'm telling you
You're going to ruin your life because of him
Ma, what's wrong with you?
Why are you cursing him?
What else do you...
Tell him
Your dad appeared in my dream
Dad appeared in your dream?
That's the only place dead people are granted access to
Great joke, great joke!
What did he say?
He slapped me till my cheek turned red
and asked me why I was married and you weren't.
He also cursed me for not thinking about your marriage
which hurt me a lot
And then he left
Then?
Then my grandfather sneezed and I woke up
You're newly married
he should have come to wish you
I have decided
I'm going to send my wife to her mother's house
and I'll bring her back only when you're married
You're sending your wife...
Why are you hitting him?
You deserve to be hit
How many times have I asked you to get married?
Their happiness as a married couple lies on your decision
As a mother I'm not supposed to say this, but I still say
You'll never...
I'll marry
Yes!
Let's leave
Where are you going?
We'll go to a matrimonial agency to find a bride
Then a girl like Nayanthara?
Yeah, we'll find
Get mother's blessings
Long live!
Come back soon!
Happy Marriage.com
Marriage is itself happiness, is it not?
- Everyday... - Take your hand off
Take it off
I'll call you back
I'm Kausalya, welcome to Happy Marriage. Com
How may I help you?
- My friend... - Dude, I don't want to find a bride
I'm leaving
Hey, why?
Usually the most beautiful of the girls sit in the reception
If the most beautiful is her
Imagine how ugly the matches they show will be
The Menu Card doesn't matter
the dishes listed matter
Also, she is just a broker, why should we care how she looks
The brides will look beautiful
Sorry for the delay, this is my friend Saravanan
Make him fall in love immediately
show such beautiful matches
The photo albums can't be shown immediately
- There are a lot of formalities initially - Stop!
I know all about your formalities
We won't go out of reach after we find a match
We'll definitely pay you your commission
That's not what I meant...
We won't pay a single penny before that
There are things to do for registration
You should create a profile for yourself, register, pay
Take a seat, our customer care executive will speak to you
Have a break.
Dude, I don't have any huge desires in life
I just want to find a woman like Nayanthara
Hey!
Nayanthara doesn't look like some fruit seller, does she?
Anushka, Trisha, Samantha (actresses)
you want none like them?
Kausalya, who's the client?
Them
- Saravanan? - Yeah
- Hi - Hi
I'm Aishwarya Balakrishnan Customer care executive
Welcome to Happy Marriage. Com
Please come in
Yeah, we are
He could have just told me not to come
Can I use this room?
Yeah, sure
Thank you
Sit down
Please, sit down
Give me your bio data, sir
Bio-data?
I've never worked anywhere
I get allergies
Allergy?
Skin allergy
Look,
I didn't ask your bio-data for hiring you
I'm asking that for finding you a match
It's not required now
I already found one
Why did you come here then?
I found her here
What are you saying?
I just met her
but I feel like I've known her for a long time
I just met her
And I want her presence forever
How is the poem?
Hello
Why are you saying such things here?
What do you want?
I love you so much
I want to marry you
I've decided to marry you
If you agree we shall fix the date of marriage
How dare you!
"I love you"?
This is work time
I can't talk to you now
Come after 5 in the evening
We can talk in detail
Say your grandmother is dead and leave now
We'll go to a coffee shop and talk
I used that excuse last week
Okay
We'll meet in the evening then
Would the answer be positive?
Definitely
Definitely positive
Please leave now
Aishwarya Balakrishnan
We should no more use "please" or "sorry"
See you soon
Bro, why didn't you come?
You!
You insisted that I come
and I refused to come.
- It is my fault. - Nice joke.
Take your hands off me.
How did it go?
Did they show you any photos and did you like any?
Did I like any?
I already proposed.
By seeing the photo?
- It might be an aunty's edited picture. - Not an aunty.
Aishwarya.
That fair looking marketing girl?
But she wasn't as good as Nayanthara.
Nayanthara?
Who is that?
Now that you've said that,
you will have a bright life.
Alright, what did she say?
We're meeting at 5 in the evening.
In your words
It's a romantic meeting called dating.
Bro!
You're meeting a girl for the first time.
Don't go empty handed.
Get her a gift.
How about a cup and saucer?
Are you both opening a tea stall?
Senseless.
You should get her something romantic.
Get her a Taj Mahal.
Taj Mahal? Why?
Taj Mahal is the symbol of love.
Girls like it.
So do I.
She needs to like you first.
Put the shades on.
Style your hair appropriately.
Dress neatly,
wear a shoe.
- Look smart in her presence. - Vaasu..
- Saravanan. - Vaasu.
Go, go, go.
I can fix my first night soon.
How dare he propose to me in the office?
He proposed to you?
Aishwarya Balki
Aishwarya Balki?
Hi
Guys use pet names for girls
He is using your dad's name.
He is quite unique.
Shut up and come.
What?
You ignore me despite seeing me?
Who are you?
Who is he?
You were talking about him all this while
Now you ask who he is?
Nice job.
You are henceforth Tuner Kausalya, give me your hand.
- Thanks. -Nice to meet you. - Very important!
What do you want?
I had proposed to you.
You never answered.
- I wanted to check.. - I don't like you at all.
Don't come here and waste your time.
Look for someone else.
You promised me a positive reply.
Positive, not for you.
For me.
Oh.
Yes.
Alright, forget it. Past is past.
At least take this gift.
- I don't want gifts, I'm leaving. - Aishwarya Balki
If you open this gift, you'll be mesmerized.
And you'll fall in love with me, it's such a gift.
Open it.
Oh.
I'll be mesmerized by the gift and fall in love with you.
Such a gift?
Give it.
Careful. Be careful.
What is it?
Taj Mahal tea?
What is this?
Taj Mahal.
The symbol of love.
I hear girls like it. My friend told me.
- What's funny? - Why are you laughing?
He has gifted me a Taj Mahal.
You cannot laugh.
Laughter is a good sign. My friend told me.
Are you available?
Can we go out, please?
Didn't I tell you?
That you'll be mesmerized.
That is the real power of Taj Mahal.
Where are you?
The subscriber you have called is busy in the auto.
Please try later.
- Or WhatsApp me. - I get it.
You're indirectly telling me you're out on a date with the girl.
Have fun.
It's my friend.
He's the one who suggested the Taj Mahal. A genius.
- Yeah, I understood that he's a genius. - Fact. Fact.
Alright, where are we going?
- Coffee shop? - No.
- Restaurant? - No.
- Mall? Theatre? Park? Beach? - NO!
Where is she taking me?
No one is at your place
and we're going there, correct?
Flat? or an Individual house?
No way!
You're very sharp.
I was born this way.
Thank you.
Why'd you bring us to a museum instead of a house?
- I wanted to talk alone. - No, this is different.
Why do you do this?
What?
You're going in without the ticket.
Why do you do this?
What?
You demand tickets from IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishnan.
IAS officer? Welcome madam please go in.
Why do you lie? Like this?
Don't bother.
- Come. - Hello
It's the closing time.
Go to the beach for time pass.
Hey, wait.
Do you know who I am?
She's an IAS officer.
IAS officer!
Aishwarya Balakrishnan, IAS officer, Archaeology department.
Mutual funds are subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.
Or I'll transfer you.
No water forest!
Sir?
A forest without water.
Sir! Madam please go inside.
- Please. - Come.
This is the best place.
Last I came was during school days.
Come.
Give me that Taj Mahal.
What?
One second.
Thank you.
This is a rare species.
- Why'd you put it on me? - I'll tell you.
Give me a pose.
It's not nice.
Like that.
Can I laugh a bit?
A lot.
Superb.
I'll tell you now.
Since you gave me Taj Mahal tea instead of Taj Mahal
You're a rare species.
One more thing.
People like you
cannot mingle freely in public.
You will become corrupt.
Thanks a lot.
The future generation must learn about such a man from this era.
Don't go anywhere.
- I won't. - Please stay in the museum.
In the same pose.
One selfie.
Say cheese.
Cheese.
- Thank you. - Bye.
Why is he standing like a broken pipe?
Saravana?
Why are you standing under a dinosaur like it's kid?
What is this? This is a rare species.
Hey, who did this to you?
My girlfriend made me stand like this.
You say it like you're standing at a ticket counter.
Nothing like that.
What did you do?
I gifted her Taj Mahal just like you told me.
She brought me here and made me stand.
For the Taj Mahal?
Show me the gift.
- What is this? - Taj Mahal.
What happened?
I told you to get her a Taj Mahal replica.
And you got her Taj Mahal tea.
If I tell you to get her a super gift
Will you get her super max blade?
It didn't occur to me.
No use blaming you.
I should have known when you suggested a cup and saucer.
Even people in villages keep themselves updated with the internet.
- Why are you so stupid? - Nice one!
Love isn't for you.
A lot of fathers want to somehow get their daughters married.
We need to get you one of them.
- Come. - Sorry.
Until my girlfriend comes, I won't move an inch.
She hasn't swapped shifts with you.
You idiot!
She insulted you.
- Come. - Wait.
I have to open up.
Open up? What?
My heart.
I need to open up to her.
Arrange for it.
Come, let's think over a tea.
Who is this?
Is IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishnan home?
IAS officer Aishwarya Balakrishnan?
What are you blabbering?
My daughter and IAS?
Aishwarya
- Dad. - Who is this guy?
He heartlessly says you're an IAS officer!
I'll handle it.
No
You're a B. Com failure.
I bribed them to pass you.
Please.
It was IPS the other day, now it's IAS. I wonder who else will come.
Tell me. What is it?
Why did you do this?
What? Are you making fun of me?
What?
I'm making fun of you?
Madam
You will be at the museum in 10 minutes.
Or else the police station.
How will you have it?
Come quick, my wife will not let me in if it gets late!
Saravanan
Saravanan, wake up.
Wake up Saravanan.
Sir
They're sleeping in front of you
and you just stand like statues?
I'm standing like a statue?
We should have closed at 6.
- It's 11. Because of them.. - Hey keep your volume low.
Look how they're sleeping like husband and wife.
Madam.
Get them out somehow.
Or I'll be fired.
I'm a government staff, please.
- Why don't you hand them over to the cops?
I should be doing that to you first!
- You said you were an IAS officer.. - Okay, okay.
They need to go out, right?
I'll take care.
Saro
She's here, wake up
Saravanan!
I beg you
Please leave this place.
You said the next generation..
No generation needs to learn anything.
- First leave this place. - Okay.
We'll leave on one condition.
Condition?
The heart, opening up.
Will you take us out and get us masala dosa?
Not that, the heart.
Sorry, it's because of hunger.
He will open up to you and you need to say okay.
Deal? or no deal?
Deal.
Okay.
Vaasu
- Saravana. - Go.
Okay.
You said you'll open up, do it.
You talk like it's opening a cupboard.
It's my heart.
Look. Can you see it?
Oh, the heart. I saw it.
I don't love you.
When you fondly called me Saro
that's when the love between us started.
Hello!
Even after insulting you terming you a museum subject.
How do you still love me?
That
Had you insulted me normally I would have been really angry.
You insulted me sweetly.
So I fell in love.
I insulted you sweetly?
- God save you. - Ais
I love you.
Break it down like this
Come
Come closer to me
Come
Shy of shyness
Come
Show me your love
Come
I'm perfect for you
Come
I fit your bill
Come, give me a kiss
Come
Sona, are you my garden?
Like flowers in my pots modern.
Sona, are you my violin?
My heart blossoms to the tunes.
A loving girl's heart, is it an express train?
That keeps me in the waiting list, when will it be confirmed?
Come, come closer to me
Come, shy of shyness
Come, show me your love
Come
Come, I'm perfect for you.
Come, I fit your bill.
Come, give me a kiss.
Come.
Sona, are you my garden?
Like flowers in my pots modern.
When you come around you make me lose my mind?
Lose my mind girl.
When you come and talk, I'm losing track of time
Losing time girl
You walk into my life and change it girl yo!
You are the girl, My dream girl you are
Love of this life of mine.
Like a single tea, I'm local
Now my feet ache for coffee day
I'm one to make noise in theatres
And now I repent
My ringtones they were of gaana
And now they are carnatic
What more to say? Shall silence kill me?
Come, come closer to me
Come, shy of shyness
Come, show me your love
Come
Come, I'm perfect for you
Come, I fit your bill
Come, give me a kiss
Come
I feel lifeless
come check on me
Breathe life into me like oxygen
My feet go around you like those in the clock
Use me like one of your touch screens
My love like the Egmore Museum
doesn't speak of your history
It ain't like before, love kills me. Come..
Get lost, no silly jokes
Get lost, don't follow me
Get lost, don't need a show off
Get lost
Get lost, don't look at me
Get lost, I don't need your love
Get lost, with your mouth shut
Get lost
Sona, are you my garden?
Like flowers in my pots modern.
Sona..
This selfie ain't gonna happen.
King Kong is a little oversized!
Doesn't fit in the frame. Let's ask someone to take it?
Who do we ask?
Me?
Sister. You eat.
Hi
How are you Taj Mahal Saravanan?
Good, tuner Kausalya
Haven't you brought any Taj Mahal tea, bournvita or coffee?
I have phenol, do you want?
Miss. Aishwarya Balki
What can I do for you?
Kausalya
School mate, college mate, room mate
you would have even heard of table mate.
But
Have you heard of follow mate?
Follow mate? What is that?
Even after I expressed disinterest someone is stalking us.
- He's follow mate. - It's me.
Here, this is my follow mate.
Nice to..
He will provide all services for us without service charges.
For example
Servicing the vehicles, recharging our mobiles.
The snacks in theatres, the list goes on.
Will he do it for me?
Yes, for sure.
- I will. - Mr. Follow mate.
Right now, both of us
- Want a photo with king kong. - Sure.
Can you take pictures?
My friends say I'm the next P.C. Sriram.
Look, we'll keep posing and you keep clicking. Okay?
Okay.
- Okay? - Okay.
- Okay? - Not okay.
- Why? - Don't mistake me.
In the name of posing cute in selfies
Posing like this and that
is really bad.
Try something new.
- Because photos are precious. - Hello..
Now you're overdoing it, ready.
Now watch.
- King kong madam, a bit closer. - What?
Kausalya madam, a bit closer.
Ready?
One, two, three.
Why scream for such a cheap phone?
A cheap phone?
This is the iPhone my dad gifted me on my birthday.
iPhone? Oh god.
Damn it.
What curves and what hair!
Looks like a sculpture!
He made me check out my wife!
I have to somehow work things out with her.
Tell me
Bro, where are you?
Am I going to be in space? I'm in Mandaveli.
- What is it? - The thing is
Stop dragging it. Tell me quick.
Phone..
Who was it?
It was from the K. K. Nagar hospital.
From new year, they have a special scheme for pregnancies.
Caesarean is being done at normal pregnancy rates.
What do you say? Let's plan for one.
Are you changing the topic?
- Nothing like that. - Give me the phone.
- Why? - I said give me the phone.
Saravanan.
Save your friend's number in a different name.
Sweetheart
Sweety
Sweetheart
- Thangam? - Did you call me?
- How many times do I call him? - He's here!
He isn't picking up.
Hey bro, hi sister.
- Don't look at him. Come. - Wait.
Why are you guys ignoring me?
I'm waiting for you right?
How are you sister? Is there something special?
- Confirm. - Look, she's feeling shy.
Congratulations daddy, daddy!
Nothing like that. What is it?
- What happened is.. - Keep it brief!
- Like the Great Wall of China.. - Okay give me 50,000 rupees.
You ask me like you need 50 rupees for petrol.
- Why do you need it? - Due to circumstances
I happened to break my girlfriend's phone.
To get a new iPhone..
Due to circumstances I might have to hit my own friend
so run away from here.
If you don't give me the money for the iPhone,
in order to remain a bachelor, your friend
has no other choice but to be with you.
I'll arrange it.
Stay blessed.
- Excuse me, sir- Yes, come in.
- We mailed you the reports you needed, we're leaving. - Thank you.
One minute. Don't you watch boxing?
- Not interested? - No sir.
We only watch TV serials.
Instead of just watching that and going to sleep
why don't you learn self defense?
It will be very useful.
We're very much interested to learn, but who will teach us?
I'll teach you. Every Sunday one hour.
For all the staff. Kung fu, karate, boxing, everything.
- For free. - Thank you sir.
- Okay, take care. - Bye.
Aishwarya
Our M.D was an Indian Army Major.
State level boxing champion too.
You can learn from him.
If that Sarvanan troubles anymore
punch him in the face.
- Hi Saravanan. - Hi.
Hi.
Aishwarya Balki
I broke your phone.
To give you a new phone
we set this stall up.
Take any phone you like.
You can take the table mate too.
It has 3 uses.
You can wash your nighty with it.
You can use it to clean your scalp.
You can lift your leg.. Sorry bro.
and cut your nails.
- Tuner Kausalya, you take one too. - It's okay.
It's okay aunty, take it.
Aunty?
How dare you call me an aunty? Do I look like an aunty?
I'm youthful and I'm next generation.
Why do you talk like a panda with cold?
- If you don't want, don't take it. - No, nothing like that.
- Is this dual SIM? - Yes.
I'll take this, thanks.
Why do you take just one?
- Take many. - For her..
No need, you'll make fun of me later.
- I'm not risking it. - Aishwarya
If you don't take the phone after all this
I don't have a choice but to put up a stall in front of your house.
- Are you threatening me? - Obviously.
He broke my iPhone. I'll take the iPhone.
Anyway
- Thanks. - Excuse me ladies.
You're walking away like you got sweets at a wedding.
Who will pay? Your fathers?
If you get it for free, you'll take it?
How was the new insult?
It's sold, keep it with you.
Why are you insulting me in front of her?
You said you'll get her the phone.
I said I'll arrange for it, not that I'm paying.
- Take it. - You're playing with me?
Look, even if the panda doesn't get a new phone
Please get my girl an old phone at least. It's a matter of honour.
It's a matter of honour to you.
- It's about money for me - Excuse me?
Who is this guy?
Aishwarya
Can I help you?
Any problem?
There's no problem sir, you leave.
There is.
There is a problem.
This guy has been stalking Aishwarya for 3 months.
Says he wants to marry her.
Leave that.
He keeps giving her gifts.
And his friend is an accomplice.
He keeps making fun of us.
Show him the strength of an army man.
They should never turn up here again.
So much has happened. Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't want to disturb you unnecessarily.
If my employee has a problem, I can't stay mute.
That too in my campus.
Okay.
How long does it take for you to get home?
45 minutes sir.
Before you reach home
these two will be there waiting
to beg for forgiveness.
We have to reach before them.
- Shall we leave? - Wait.
- Not necessary sir. - Don't waste my time Aishwarya.
Come Aishwarya.
I have to teach the fools a lesson.
Rascals.
You're done.
- Wait. - Let's go.
I've never seen the strength of an army man.
It's not a movie to watch.
He's getting closer.
He might bite us.
Sir
If you
what about them?
If I myself have so many wounds
You're wondering how many wounds they have right?
They didn't die.
I didn't hit them.
I didn't even touch them.
But they
Sorry sir.
He's coming. He moves like a catcher in kabbaddi.
Bro
He doesn't know about us.
It's time to show him who we are.
Who are we?
Sir please forgive us, it was a mistake sir please.
Did you hit him?
No, did you?
No
Why is he jumping away like a calf then?
Touch my hands for forgiveness.
Touch my feet for forgiveness.
Touch me anywhere for forgiveness.
But
do not touch this Major
in his hips.
That's all.
That's his weak spot. Attack.
Last warning!
Oh beautiful hips
Oh beautiful colors
Oh beautiful smile
Don't worry.
If someone who doesn't know my weak spot
follows you, let me know.
I'll thrash them.
Take care sir.
Look Saravanan.
Everything has a limit.
You guys tickled my M.D
and have him hospitalized.
Then you'll tickle me..
I don't like all this I'll tell you.
If you continue this love torture
I'll fall for you inevitably.
Will you only fall in love?
Will you not hug and kiss me?
Will that be enough Saravanan?
- Anything else? - I love you Ais.
I love you Saro
I'll tell you now, you are cursed for life.
Bro
When men fall in love
they want to get physical.
When women fall in love
they want to thrash you.
She's hitting you and you're laughing like you won an award.
Looks like I might be jealous.
Bro
You made my girl hit me.
When will you make her get physical?
That's why we're going to Egmore in an electric train.
Relax
What is the plan?
When an alcoholic
doesn't get money
he threatens to kill himself.
Likewise I'm gonna threaten your girl for it.
I don't understand.
I'd be surprised if you did.
The plan will work out since you don't.
It's the station where your girl gets in. Do as I say.
Hi Saravanan, what a surprise!
You're travelling in the train.
We're just travelling in the train
You speak like we came out of a sewer.
Don't laugh.
It's serious.
- My friend loves you.. - Bro
I'll try something
- I even practised it. - What is it?
It won't be boring for sure.
Do it
Even with a heart attack, every moment I spent for you
Shall never be forgotten.
Don't insult her.
The thoughts of the days you left me hanging
leaves my heart broken every time.
Even if my dreams of lust will never be
All that you let out, remains, stuck in my hands.
Please wipe it.
I told you they won't like it.
Hey look, excuse me.
If you still don't love my friend
- He'll jump out of the train. - What?
You might have seen men fall in love
Have you seen someone jump out of the train for love?
You're gonna see it live.
Why is your plan so stupid?
They're just laughing stock.
After a certain age, love is stupid.
Only a stupid plan works for it.
Okay, bye.
Bye bro.
Come on.
They are just showing off!
What?
Nothing, a few last words for her.
I love you
I love you so much Aishwarya
Do you want to miss such an emotional man?
You can't even grow a beard if you have lost in love.
Think about it.
Okay.
When there's a post funeral meet
Both of you come feast on the food.
Bro
No, please, don't jump.
Why?
Will you listen to me or not?
Tell me you love me, I will.
Promise me that you won't jump.
Okay.
I swear.
Thank God.
See how it worked.
You'll take her home and have fun.
Ready
If you jump now, it'll be great.
Come Saravanan, come.
Had you jumped there, you would have escaped with minor injuries.
But
There's a bridge coming and if you jump there
You'll die for sure.
- How is it? - What a criminal plan!
If you're named Aishwarya
Do you think you're Aishwarya Rai Bachchan?
Bro
Let me go.
You seemed like a simple girl
I thought I'll give you a life, but you're spoiling it yourself.
I'm spoiling it? What the hell?
What hell, bell?
So far it was you who rejected me
Now I'm rejecting you.
I don't like you at all.
I hate you so much.
You're rejecting her?
- Are you in your senses? - What else?
Isn't there any other girl in this world?
If there's no Aishwarya there's a Deepika.
If there's no Deepika?
Anushka, Trisha, Samantha someone.
There's a lot of them.
He's just angry, I'll solve this.
Hey, wait.
If you jump into conclusions
how will you fulfil dad's wishes?
I'll marry a far better girl than her for sure!
I don't care how many years it takes.
I swear on your unborn child.
Bro
What would you say for the afternoon?
Good afternoon.
I meant the food!
Are you here for a feast?
You're always hungry.
- You're here for a hunger strike. - I don't care, I want food.
Look at them.
They're not here for the money or alcohol.
They're here for love and values. Read it.
Return my money.
Men are sensitive, women are ditchers.
When they are struggling without food
is it fair that you want food?
Sorry bro.
I ordered food, it will be here.
Sacrifice is the key.
Yes. Sacrifice is the key.
Sacrifice is the key!
CB is for?
Take it.
MB?
Art is fueled by good health.
Who is this? Giving us bouquets while we're starving.
He's Sultan and works at a restaurant.
- He's our sleeper cell. - Sleeper cell?
What do you think?
You might have heard of chicken biryani and mutton biryani.
- Have your heard of bouquet biryani? - Bouquet biryani?
CB is Chicken Bouquet and MB is Mutton Bouquet.
Don't get us caught, let's go somewhere else.
As a leader let me address my gathering.
My supporters as vast as the sea
As a leader..
It will get cold.
I'll leave it at that.
Bro, I need to ask you something.
- Do you need ginger soda? - Not that.
They are sleeping because they're hungry.
We're sleeping because we ate.
What's the difference between us and them?
It's just like the difference between a leader and a supporter.
I don't get it.
Bro
A supporter would die for his leader
A leader will kill his own supporter
Isn't this a sin?
What's a sin?
If it's a leader's birthday
It's the day a lot of heads fall.
You cannot complain about it.
You still have a lot to learn about life.
You can't be Saravanan to achieve that.
- You should be Chankaya - Chanakya?
Who is that?
Why Chellamma?
Why are you so strict?
Only then my future will be good
Of course, your future will be good
Just wait and see
Our house will be filled with so many kids
I'll end all contacts with him in one month and...
I'm tired of hearing it
Is she really that annoyed?
I wonder when I could do such things to my wife.
He's the reason for all this
Hit me!
Wash your hands and then hit me
You have dared to raise your hands on me?
Sorry
You interrupted me and Nayanthara, hence the reaction
- You reacted differently last time - No!
I've decided something
We'll go to Kerala
and search every street there
We'll find a woman like Nayanthara
If you go to every street
you won't find Nayanthara
you'll end up with dog bites
Go convince Aishwarya, make her love you
Aishwarya? Who is she?
I dumped her long ago
She is not a bag of garbage to dump She is your lover
You won't tell me the truth normally
Let me open the truth potion
Drink it
One minute!
According to what you said
You
dumped Aishwarya
- Isn't it? - Yes
Drink!
Tell me now
I can't say I dumped her
but I can say that she dumped me
I can't say that she dumped me either
but I think she doesn't even consider me
Drink!
She doesn't consider me at all
But she is so beautiful
I'm seriously into her
I love you Aishwarya
I love you sincerely, truly, lovely, luckily
Even people who won't spill the truth to police
would do it with some beer
How serious are you about her?
I'm very fortunate to have met her
I got lucky
It's me
In his costume
- Vaasu - Saravana
I was only lucky I was only lucky
To get the exotic beauty
It was only luck It was only luck
She is the angel on earth
I like her very much
My heart beats telling her name
It will last, it will stay forever
The love that I have for her It'll stay forever
It was only luck It was only luck
That I got the exotic beauty
I was only lucky I was only lucky
She is the angel on earth
You don't need alcohol to get a kick
I just look at my girl and get best of it
Even if I meet a thousand more women
She'll always be my queen
In this huge world
She is the only thing that matters to me
My bike was so lucky
She joined me for a ride the other day
And since she brushed against me just a bit
I can't help but be joyous as ever
Her skin shines like a branded liqour bottle.
And her legs are curvy as a wine bottle
Her voice sounds as luxurious as a good champagne
Her eyes are like hot of scotch
Even if I meet a thousand more women
She'll always be my queen
In this huge world
She is the only thing that matters to me
I was only lucky I was only lucky
To get the exotic beauty
She is an angel in jeans
Never did she flaunt herself
None better than her
Did I ever find
My heart was in nothingness for a long time
She brought it to a state of eternal wakefulness
It was then I realized I can love
But she left me already
Even if I meet a thousand more women
She'll always be my queen
In this huge world
She is the only thing that matters to me
I was just lucky to...
- Where are we going? - To a mall
We're going to watch a movie?
No, to buy cows
Just as I bought you a beer
and awoke the real love inside of you
Likewise for your lover...
You're going to buy her a beer?
No, a pack of hand rolled cigarettes
Great joke, great joke!
I'm very serious
In order for you to get her
- I'm going to perform LSP - LSP?
Love Stand-up Planning
I don't get it
You only look like an educated guy
but I know that you don't know English
So I'll translate it for you
Love Stand-up Planning
Love Stand-up Planning?
Your lover and Kausalya are here for window shopping
Now you go there
hug Kausalya and tell her that you love her
How would Aishwarya fall for me that way?
Listen to me
Mothers feed their kids
Kids would not want to eat
Mothers tell them that if they don't eat, they'll feed the neighbor's kid
- What do the kids do? - They eat it
Same pattern
You hug Kausalya and tell her that you love her
Aishwarya will concede that she loves you
Superb
What if Kausalya just hits me with her slipper or something?
Do you know how big they are?
Hear me out again
Kausalya knows about out plan
She's on our side
Vaasu
- Saravana - Vaasu
Come, come, come!
Where is your lover Saravanan?
Why?
You don't want me to be happy now?
Hi Saravanan
- Hi - Hello, Mr. Saravanan
You said you'll find a Deepika or Anushka or Samantha if not an Aishwarya
Why are you here before me now?
How many times should I...
Madam, hold on
We are not here to listen to your insults
We're here for something else Dude, go on
I love you Kausalya, I want to marry you
I love you so much Kousu...
Yes, yes, yes!
The floor might break, please celebrate without jumping
You just moved to the first position on my list, congratulations
Please don't push me down on your list
My heart was beating for Aishwarya
From now it'll beat for you
Will your's beat for me?
You are humongous
My love for you is sized like the ocean
I want to love you,
marry you,
and then go for honeymoon
And then I want to have a dozen babies just like you
Will you marry me, Kousu?
Will you marry me?
I feel like I've gone down by 50 kg already
50's gone down for the proposal
Make her so happy after marriage that she gets as fit as an athlete
Vaasu, move!
It's okay
What's she doing?
Looks like she's taking a penalty kick Get up, she might kick you
Get up!
I love this idiot
I love this lovable idiot
Is you ear stuck in her mouth?
Hey, fool!
He is pretending to make me jealous
and you're kissing him without realizing that
I can smell something burning
Oh, it's your stomach burning out of jealousy
- Kausalya - Yes, that's my name
Do you think guys should only hit on girls like you?
Only you should get proposals?
Or is love exclusively for you?
We should do nothing, is it?
Don't be jealous of me
Am I jealous of you?
Yes, because you can't take the fact that I'm getting an attractive man like him
Senseless...
Aishwarya madam
You helped me when I loved her
I love you now
Ask her to stay and help
You shall be called 'Tuner' Aishwarya henceforth
'Tuner' Aishwarya?
Chance less
Great performance!
Dude, I never expected this
You were at par with professionals
- Great acting - Acting?
- Are you mad? - Mad?
Didn't you tell her about our plan?
- I wanted realism in her performance - What are you saying?
You don't have to consider her a threat
You got a kiss and Aishwarya is jealous now
We used you for their love, don't get angry
You'll find some man with a huge mouth to complement yours, grab it
Dude, mission successful, let's go
Come here!
Who do you think you made a fool out of?
How can I just let you go after that?
How dare you?
I had an eye on you from the beginning
But I did nothing because you were going behind her
Now you've proposed to me in public
Better marry me!
If not?
I'll obtain the CCTV footage of this mall and file a case on you
What's she saying?
I kept quiet because the mistake was on our side
But you're talking too much
Listen to me carefully now
We used you because we had to He won't marry you
If you keep disturbing him I'll thrash you
What did you do now?
If you don't marry me I'll send that picture around on Whatsapp
and say that you were the reason for my death
- Thanks, bye! - Kausalya sister
Tell me brother
Let's consider the engagement over as you've kissed him
I won't be a hindrance for your happily married life
It requires a suicide threat to convince you
Go home and ask mother to fix a date for marriage
and you take care of everything else
Bye
Dude, luck has struck you "big" time
Enjoy...
Got it!
Month of Aani, 20th
9 to 10 is a very auspicious time for marriage
and the same night, 2.30 to 3 is the auspicious time for first night
Okay?
There are no auspicious days before that
We don't have enough time
We'll have to share the necessary work
Let's start!
You said you'll awaken Aishwarya's love
and now you have awoken a monster called Kausalya
She's torturing me now
What does she lack?
She's cute and chubby Take her on your bike
around the city That ride will make her slim
Don't irritate me
If you run out of something you like, you use what you have
Just like that
If not Aishwarya, you settle with Kausalya
Marry her and become the MD of her father's pickle factory
But you're very lucky, do you know how?
- Come on! - Why?
You don't have to buy pickle for alcohol anymore
If you want pickle, marry her as your second wife
Don't talk like that
She is your girl now
Don't you even say that!
Listen to me now
I want neither Aishwarya or Kausalya
I'll be a bachelor for life and be your friend
Mine?
Get lost!
This is the cheek which my wife should kiss
I have to find a solution now
Is your girlfriend coming alone?
Yes
Don't call her my girlfriend, my heart aches
Alright, don't feel bad
Go in, fall on that pot's leg
and wail like an infant so that people in there
sail paper boats in your tears only then your apology would work
If I'm not able to cry
Imagine her coming to sleep with on your first night
Now can you cry? Go in!
- Why are you back so soon? - That girl
Did she not wear make up?
That girl...
Why are you repeating things?
Come with me
Hi, Saravanan
- Hello - Dude, let's run
- Quick - Come!
Go!
Faster!
What son?
You wanted to meet Kausalya alone.
And now you flee on seeing all of us?
Nothing like that, I have an important work..
- You'll have to come now. - Why is he being the traffic police now?
Why did he come?
Do you think they picked the food from trash?
It looks a lot like trash
I'm Padhmanaban
Commonly known as 'Point to point' Padmanaban
Were you a bus conductor?
No no
I talk in points
So they call me 'PP' affectionately
Is Chellamma your janitor?
Oh, look he just mocked me!
Oh, look he just countered!
This is my wife
Ambujam Padmanaban
Ambujam Pickles' proprietor
Ambujam Pickles?
I haven't heard of it
- Are you selling it in wine shops? - No no
Corporates are our target
He's my son
- Aswin Padmanaban - Don't dirty my shirt
Okay
He is a Software Consultant
He'll go to America in 6 months
Hi, brother-in-law
He looks huge
And he calls you brother-in-law.
- She's Kausalya Padamanaban - Hello
Henceforth, Kausalya Saravanan
I don't like to beat around the bush
Speak from where you are then
I can't laugh
It's okay, stay irritated
Coming to the point
Bring your family to our house for breakfast and to meet the bride
We'll decide when the engagement is
Our family will come to your house for lunch
and decide when the marriage is
After that we shall go for dinner
we'll eat
and we'll decide when the first night is
We shall leave
An obligation
Do you want him to push the food that you ate down your stomach?
I'll take care of that
We had a light meal
please pay the bill
What are you looking at?
You are our caretaker from now
Bye, darling
You should have unrolled the bill
It's as huge as Paanjali's saree
- What to do now? - Hi, darling
20th of Aani is a good day
We'll schedule the marriage between 9 to 10
We'll have the first night between 2- 3.30 that night
Okay?
Wait
Don't lick his cheek
Did you forget it brother?
WhatsAapp image, suicide drama, supreme court
Alright, lick it
You asked for it and here it is!
Oh come on my dear!
You asked for it and here it is!
Our thoughts have been the same.
I will meet all your requirements
What else am I here for?
Oh come on my dear!
Why are you screaming?
We're in a hospital
I'm hiding here just to be away from them
Will this plan work out?
The pickle family is ready to hunt you down
This is the safest place after jail
We are in the safe zone
Won't they go home searching for us?
I called them and said that after the meeting
you were admitted in the hospital
and that it'd take six months to recover.
Can I trust you?
Obviously
They are an orthodox family
they believe in superstitions
When they get to know this, they'll drop their plan
Saravanan sir, greetings!
Aishwarya! Come in, sit down
Why do you welcome her as though she has come for a wedding?
Don't disturb him, leave!
Come in, everybody, please!
Put that on
Get of the way
Saro!
Don't pull his pants down
Mr. PP and family
If you're bored, go to a temple,
and then to a restaurant and go home
- Don't disturb him - We came so far
We want to talk to him
Maybe you can go get a urine test done
Hello, stop it, don't talk too much
We're not here to disturb him
We're here to talk about the wedding
- Am I right? - Yes
Don't make that noise, stop it
Since the day we met you
he's been sick
- It's a bad sign - Bad sign?
PP uncle, wait
Don't call the marriage off for bad signs
He's alright
See, he's very healthy
Don't I know?
He has love-fever
When they are sent for honeymooning
Everything will be alright
You actually used me for your love
It's okay, you also look good
You'll get a good groom
Hello
Why are you talking amongst yourselves?
I'm going to tell you something now
You might be shocked to hear it
Vaasu, no
Quiet!
My friend Saravanan
has diabetes
Welcome to our diabetic family
All of us are diabetic
It's not a disease according to us
It's a fashion
Why are they so proud of it?
Get rid of your sickness soon
I will get rid of your bachelor's life
Kausu!
Get ready to be abused
Bye, darling
They laugh despite all the insults
Hey, Shah Rukh Khan
You didn't expect it, didn't you?
How was it?
I used your trap against you
It's not just a trap
It's a slaughter machine
You can't save yourself
Bye!
Salman Khan!
Take care of your Shah Rukh Khan!
- I need-- - Beer? I'll get it
Even cows share water
You aren't even giving me a drop
Understand this
Every beer you drink after getting high
belongs to someone else
Give it
I'm really angry because Kausalya kissed me
Don't you dare talk philosophy
Dude
If you won't scream at me, I'd like to say something
Kausalya fell in love only recently
she kisses you on the cheek
You've been loving Aishwarya for 6 months
why don't you go kiss her on the lips?
But she doesn’t love me
If you make a woman envy another
that is LSP stage-1
If you make her fall for you by kissing her, that's LSP stage-2
Are you going to go to stage-2
or are you going to marry Kausalya?
Stage-2
Cheers!
Brother
Wait here, I'll go kiss her
He talks as though kissing is his hobby!
I'm standing near her house
Shall I jump over the wall to get in?
Are you going to steal something? Use the gate
I can do that, but what about the watchman?
He'll turn me in to the police
No watchmen stay awake at night
Aishwarya Balki?
Aishu?
Balkida?
Someone open the damn door
Dude, no one's home
- What to do now? - What day is it?
Tuesday
Maybe it's a holiday
No, I've decided, I have to kiss her
I won't go without kissing her
Maybe you can kiss the mosquitoes over there
Where is she?
Sounds like my girlfriend.
What is she doing in the terrace?
Darling
Darling!
What are you doing over here?
How did you get in? Security!
(Mimics)
Even I didn't hear that
He's in a deep sleep
How'd he hear it?
Why are you here now?
I had put my clothes to dry I'm here to take it
I came here to kiss you
But I can't do it after seeing your face
I'm only angry now
So I've decided to curse you
I'm ruined because I loved you
so you'll also be ruined since you didn't love me
This is curse of the truthful Saravanan
Here you go!
Why are you crying? I didn't do anything
My beer, my beer! Security!
For spoiling my drink I should be crying, why are you crying?
I made a mistake, Saravanan
What?
- You made a mistake? - Not that
Saro!
The other day, when I brought Kausalya's family to the hospital
I mocked you
Do you know what happened after that?
I have marked the timings for engagement and marriage
Being 'Point to Point' Padmanaban is not easy
I wanted to have my kids married on the same day
That's why I'm here to ask your daughter for my son
We spoke of all formalities
We're all okay with it
I gave my word hoping you would agree.
I decided when you called me 'PP' uncle affectionately
that you are our daughter-in-law.
I told you you'll get a good groom
See? You've got my brother
Give me your passport details soon
I need it to apply VISA
Because
If we click a selfie at Niagra Falls and post it on Facebook
we'll get a lot of likes
Actually, I... I...
Don't hold yourself back
Tell her
- Alright, I'll tell her - Father, control!
Aish, I love you
so much!
Looks like you're also trapped now, Aishwarya
I'm very angry because of that pickle family
- Your mocking is not helping - Alright, I'll stop
You don't like Aswin
but if you do like someone else
you can tell your father and call the marriage off
Why tell my father?
I'll do it That's not my problem
Aswin is a stupid person
He's is here to ask my hand in marriage
Am I so ugly?
No, it's not that Okay!
I can't stand the thought of him
If their family comes here!
Look Aishwarya
I don't know if you love me or not
but I love you sincerely
Just give me...
one word!
I'll rip that pickle family...
- Come!
- Dude, are you ready?
Saro
You've come here for my problem
I've come here for your problem?
Why is he here?
Why do you ask such a thing?
Vaasu is good at mocking.
His timing is flawless
He never runs out of stuff The greatest!
Are you really the greatest?
You don't look like it
This drunkard is interrogating me
What did you say?
- I said you look I like a clothed tube-light
Great joke!
It was a good one
Are you teasing me?
Are you okay with this kind of teasing, madam?
Okay, okay Not bad
- Shall we leave, your greatness? - Sure, we shall!
- Who is it? - Open the door to know
Why are you here at--
Is your tongue stuck?
- What were you doing? - Making pickles
Pickle?
What is this?
A bindhi sticker.
Move!
Yes, I'll begin
Come in, dude
My father is the only man here
When there's only one man in the house
don't create any trouble
You've grown to be a huge guy
- Who are you, then? - I'm only a kid
A kid?
Can't you just play with a doll if you are a kid?
Why did you want to marry me?
Darling, don't get angry, have patience
We'll pick a lot,
pick a person and tease them all night
Dude, start!
Aishwarya gets Aswin
Jolly, jolly, jolly!
Come with me!
Saravanan gets Kausalya
Come with me!
I'll come!
- I love how you volunteered - What about me then?
He's not going to be pleasant, leave!
Aunty, count the score
Do you want rice?
Saravana, aunty cannot hear
She only uses her ear to wear earrings
How many times--
Are you going to ask me who named me 'point to point' inappropriately?
Your face--
If the one who has pickle for sambar has so much of arrogance
What about the one having pickle for liquor, right?
No, your mouth--
Or is it that one about me being desperate for food?
- Am I not right? - You do something
Buy a note book
Write down the most insulting things about you and your family in it.
and then laugh at yourselves.
More insulting things?
Dude
You oversized doughnut!
You can't even bend down to pick something up
and you want to marry my friend?
Dude, I want more intensity
Check this out
Your face looks like a pumpkin
did they actually give birth to you?
Dude, more!
Special force!
Look at your saggy old cheeks
how will you ever get a girl like her?
Special force, I expect more
What happened to him?
He is so out of form today
Look at the way you're sitting
like an ugly fat Buddha with specs
Won't your cot break when you try to sleep?
- I want more - I'm not even done talking
- Set him on fire if you want more - But are you done teasing me?
Why did you say you wanted more?
You say something, or ask your lover to
why don't you try and ridicule them?
- Don't we know to do it? - Go on, then
The one who didn't know to take a selfie, sold gulfis
See, even he doesn't like it
When you have pickle with rice and act patronizingly
I drink liquor with pickle--
Stop imitating, he just said that
Am I Vaasu to make up jokes?
Do you understand now?
One day
Just one day, try to be me
You'll know how much of work I put into it
Every second I'm sitting on a live bomb
Excuse me
No matter how hard you try
Neither of these marriages will be canceled
Drink our house's coffee
refresh yourselves and then start again
See?
He gives us refreshments and company
I've never met someone so cheap
If I still stay here,
it would mean his victory
I am helpless
- Is it filter coffee? - Vaasu, don't take it
- Saro, go there - Go!
Okay
PP uncle...
Do you want to know how I'm putting an end to the marriages?
Check this out
I love this idiot
I love this lovable
Idiot!
The marriages are canceled!
Start music
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I'm very busy
You're barely on Skype either
I'm very busy
No time for Facebook logins
Not available on WhatsApp
I'm a full time boyfriend, disturb me not
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I'm very busy
You're barely on Skype either
I'm very busy, I've a lot of work
You can run away, I got you back
I just love you so, I can't let you go
No no, I'm busy
I told you repeatedly
You turned a deaf ear
Do you hear me?
Or do you pretend you don't?
I don't talk to illiterates
This is something else.
Without my teddy bear
I have no sleep
I got caught up with you
I'm very busy
Without a strong beer
I got drunk
We can French kiss in Tamil Nadu
I'm very busy
Kiss my cheeks
You have 10 seconds
Bite me, and I'll sue you
Bind me, in your heart you!
Baby, oh baby
I'll be happy to come
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I'm very busy
You're barely on Skype either
I'm very busy
Talk to me, look at me, hear me out
You open the door to my heart
And try to steal it, oh Prince
For days and nights my lips await, come eat me
Oh heart breaker
Come steal my youthfulness
But you won't listen to me
With no friendship ties
And no party vibes
I follow you like a dog
I'm very busy
Without a bull dozer
nor a JCB
You crushed my heart
I'm very busy
He's showing off
Let's embark on a bike ride
Close not the gates to your lips
Bind me, bind me, marry me
Baby, oh baby I'm all your's
I'm very happy
What is this bro?
The protest we both started
Now has 150 people sitting under a shade.
But the media and the police are not bothered.
Even local TV channels aren't bothered.
I think
They assumed that we're just here for a festive reason.
I think so too.
Shall we drink a glass of juice each and go home?
You're whining like a mom worried about her child.
Look
A good strike, the nation will like.
We need patience.
I feel that an unknown force will get us somewhere.
Your protest always has Akila's support.
Didn't I tell you?
A good strike, the nation will like.
Who is she?
How many times will you ask me the same thing?
She's the National Men's Security Council's head
Sister Akila
Where a man is in trouble, she'll be there.
We don't even have a shawl to adorn her with.
She will abuse you if you adorn her with a shawl.
- She doesn't like it. - We'll give her the bouquet?
No, it will stink of meat.
Madam.
I seem to have nothing to give for you.
It's okay, it's not a big deal.
Even I don't have anything to give.
Oh, that's okay.
Look
All these shawls and bouquets don't interest me.
It's enough that you stood erect as soon as you saw me.
See? It was like a funeral in the morning
Now they're happy like they just got a job in the Emirates.
Hey, silence.
Sister, come please.
When the state of men is in distress
The social helper who will guide us!
Praise be to you!
You don't realize your powers.
I'd sleep on your footsteps.
Shall I eat from your footsteps?
On your footsteps..
Look
Stop praising me.
I don't like being praised.
Sorry ma'am, sorry.
We've been sitting here on a hunger strike
and nobody seemed to be bothered.
But now, the entire media is here.
That's the power of sister.
Sister, you have to express our concerns to the world. Please.
Sure, I will.
- Hello. - Madam, why are you..
Why am I part of this hunger strike?
- Isn't it? - Yes.
If not me, who will be there for men?
Sir, the hunger strike has gained attention.
The entire media is here.
2 patrol vehicles are here.
- What are you blabbering? - Another important thing.
The National Men's Security Council's head, Sister Akila
Is addressing the media.
Hello? Hello? Sir?
I'd like to warn all girls through this interview
Apologize and accept these men
Or else I'll take matters into my own hands
and stab all of you.
Madam, a photo.
This strike has grown to get Akila's support
Why did Vaasu and Saravanan start this protest?
Let's check out.
I need to tell you something important.
Tell me darling.
You know Vaasu right?
Long live Vaasu, it's him.
Tell me bro.
You're out on a date?
Yes.
I'm preparing for the interview.
On the way.
Until then, you guys spend time.
What were you saying about Vaasu?
I can't stand the sight of your friend Vaasu.
I don't know why.
It's fine for now.
But stay away from him after marriage.
That's what I wanted to say.
Oh Aishwarya
Even I didn't like him when I met him.
But as I kept mingling with him, I liked him.
You'll see that you like him if you keep meeting him.
I'm serious and you're joking.
I'm leaving.
Aishwarya
Vaasu has something important to tell you.
He'll be here in 2 minutes. Sit down. Please.
Please.
What bro?
- I told you he'll be here. - Virat kisses Anushka for 50 runs.
If things go on like this
We have to forget cricket and follow football.
Yes. Okay I'll call you back.
- Did I keep you waiting? - Obviously
We've been waiting for 10 minutes.
Not just 10 minutes, you have to wait even if it takes 10 hours.
Because in his sad life
I'm an important person.
Do you want to eat something?
What? Bribing me?
Nothing until the interview is over.
Ready for the interview?
Interview?
Saravanan, what is this?
No, he just has a few questions.
He's just calling it an interview.
You know he's very funny.
Shall we start?
Quick. Ask me.
I don't have much time.
Question number 1.
Give her simple questions
You said you didn't like Saravanan
But now you say you do after you got drunk.
What will keep you from saying you don't like him after having a strong beer?
Is there an ulterior motive?
Ulterior motive?
What do you mean by that?
- He means.. - I know.
I said I didn't like him
Now I say I like him. That's it.
And one more thing.
I'll drink beer, vodka, gin and anything I want.
It's my personal choice.
You don't have to comment on that.
Drink whatever you want.
Why do I care?
Question number 2.
Will you divorce my friend Saravanan if you don't like him after marriage?
That depends on your friend.
Girls in this age want a divorce like a top up.
They do it now and then.
- Next. - Question number 3.
If you don't get along with his mom
Will you want to live separately?
That depends on his mom.
Wanting to live separately after marriage is the intention of girls like you.
- Wait. - Next.
The date and location of the marriage,
the names on the invitations and the choice of sarees,
the choice of food, the choice of priests
the amount of flowers for the first night and the honeymoon destination.
All these will be done after discussing with me.
Because I'm an important person in Saravanan's family.
Are you okay with all this?
Not okay, not okay.
I'm not obligated to tell you about anything in my life.
Because this is our personal issue, understood?
If you ask any more questions in the name of interview
That's all.
That's it. It's over.
5 out of 100.
Fail.
Those 5 marks were for his sake.
If it wasn't for him, you'd get a zero.
- Why is she still here? - This is too much.
- To bribe me and pass? - Vaasu!
- This won't work out, ask her to leave. - What the hell?
I have nothing to tell you!
Saravanan, ask him to leave immediately.
Or I won't mind that we're in a public place.
I'll slap him.
Why are you making a big deal out of nothing?
Will you ask him to leave or not?
Why don't you have a coffee and come?
What is this place for then?
True.
- Aishwarya - What?
- Nothing.
- Bro - What?
Why are you behaving like you got caught without a ticket?
Whatever I do is for your own good.
If you get divorced tomorrow
and come crying to me
where will I go for another girl?
Will you look for another girl madam?
I'll kill you.
Vaasu, get out.
I have now realized the vices of this world!
My name is
Vaasu, right?
Since childhood like small town girls
You've been calling me bro, bro
and I seem to have forgotten my name.
What is your decision?
Our friendship is done. Get out.
Can you say it again.
Our friendship is no more.
Are you going to leave?
Or should I call the security?
I thought
love is blind.
But now I realized
friendship is also blind.
Bye.
My pet is now turning against me
More fuel is added to the raging fire
I have now realized the vices of this world!
Let go of me.
What is this new habit?
Not a habit, hereafter it will be this way.
The bed that we have not utilized
now, will be of use.
What are you blabbering?
Saravanan and myself are no longer friends just like you wished.
You, ended that friendship?
No way.
I made Saravanan end this friendship.
I can't believe it.
I know you wouldn't believe it.
Can you say it again?
Vaasu, get out.
Our friendship is no more.
Will you leave?
Or should I call the security?
Hereafter Saravanan will not trouble us.
Once you lose a game of kites, you don't get the kite back.
I swear on our unborn child.
You're swearing on our child.
I'm very happy.
I don't know what to do now.
Don't do anything, come closer.
Stop, I might get back pain.
No matter what
I won't let you go.
What? De?
What happened to your respect?
When I'm in the mood, it is that way.
What does that mean?
What will you do?
How?
- No - Wait.
- One minute. - What?
Will you do something for me?
Tell me what and I'll do it.
Will you change Vaasa mobiles to Seema mobiles?
You will change it for sure.
Bro.
What is this?
I thought you'll be sad about what I said.
But you're kissing and hugging your wife with open doors.
You insulted me in front of your girlfriend.
Now why did you come here?
Get out.
Shout, shout all you want.
You have the right.
Because you're my friend.
I didn't want you to get slapped by a girl in public
hence I told you our friendship was done.
I'll tell you now.
No girl will end our friendship.
What did you tell me?
Did you lie to me?
- Sister. - Let go of me.
- Did you lie to me? - Sister! - Let go of me.
Stop hitting him.
If you thought no one will question it, I'm there.
- You are the problem. - Sweetheart
You shut up.
You are the reason for everything.
- What did I do? - Yes.
You broke our bed on our first night.
And came to the hospital and laughed like nothing happened.
I told him right then.
That we can live happily together only if he gets rid of you.
It's been 6 months.
He was happy finally that your friendship was no more.
I hoped to begin a life as a couple.
But you stand in between as a barrier.
I feel like slapping you.
I can't hit you.
So I'm hitting him.
Don't you know when to lie?
The moment you lied, swearing on the baby
No
It's of no use living with you.
- Where are you going sweetheart? - Let go of me.
Enough is enough.
Enough of living with you.
Marry your friend.
We are done.
- I'm leaving. - Sweetheart
Listen to me
Sweetheart wait
If you call me sweetheart any more
That's it.
What bro?
You both have fought so much
Why didn't you tell me?
Tell you what?
That only if I ditch you, my wife..
Won't you realize all this?
I didn't.
My dad left me as a kid.
My mom left me here.
I grew up with you.
So I didn't know.
You knew it right?
You could have told me this was your problem.
I would have stayed away.
How could I?
Hello, tell me sweetheart.
If you come to my mom's place in search of me!
- You'll find me dead. - Hello..
Okay, leave it.
Shall we go get sister back?
Why? Do you want me to watch my wife hang herself?
Why do you say that?
I'm telling you
I have lot of problems
Let us end our friendship.
Get out of my sight.
Go.
Hey, bro..
Who is a friend?
You are a friend.
You
Go away, go away. You're here already!
What? A drink?
The alcohol is over. Leave.
I don't want alcohol. Poor Saravanan..
Oh, the peace seeking dove.
Why is the dove coming up the stairs and not flying?
Saravanan is innocent.
He's not innocent.
He's a parasite.
A parasite that separated me from my wife.
You won't speak like this if you know what happened.
Will I talk in Telugu otherwise?
I'll tell you one thing.
I swear on these 6 beers.
He won't get married.
If he does get married
He won't have kids.
This is Vaasu's curse.
It already happened.
You had an interview in the coffee shop right?
Do you know what happened next?
Aishwarya, we're friends from childhood.
He has a lot of concern for me.
That's why he spoke that way.
If you didn't like it you could have told him.
Brother Vaasu I don't like what you're talking. It makes me angry.
He's like your brother.
If we have a baby tomorrow
he'll be the uncle.
Who is the uncle of whose child?
Who is he to me?
This is over the limits.
I hate Vaasu.
Will you end his friendship or not?
I hate your father.
So
You forget your father and I'll forget my friend.
Is that okay?
I should forget my father?
My father has worked hard and educated me
and gave me this life.
You're asking me to forget him?
What was his mistake?
It makes you sad and angry right?
Your father is important to you, my friend is important to me.
I'll tell you this.
He will forever be my friend.
If you can live with that, you can.
Or else go away, what do you say?
I cannot adjust and live.
Get lost.
He threw away..?
Why did he fight with..?
Why all this for me..?
- Where? - In the bar.
I have never really bothered about my blood relations.
To love and show affection, I have a friend...
Friendship it seems.
It's broken. Where is it coming from?
To love and show affection, I have a friend. There is no better relation than him!
I would give even my life to my friend, if he asks for it.
Gautam, he said he didn't want to see me.
He's here now.
What do I do now? Tell me.
- Tell me. - Bro
Being smart doesn't suit you.
True.
The moment you ditched your girlfriend for me
I decided.
No matter what happens, friendship is important.
Everything else is crap.
Vaasu
Saravana
Vaasu
Saravana
Vaasu
Saravana
- How did you know I ditched my girlfriend? - He told me.
You told him everything?
You woke me up to fix your friendship
and now you're pretending?
Your phone is ringing.
Do you want a beer?
It's my wife.
It's my wife!
It's your wife, talk.
- I told her a lie, this noise.. - Just talk.
Yes darling, one minute
Is my friend Vaasu out of critical care?
I'm asking you, tell me.
He..
He's fine now, nothing to worry.
Thank you sister.
Vaasu was driving drunk.
He's badly injured. It got late at the hospital.
Thankfully we got him here in time.
What are you saying? When are you coming home?
I started, I'll be home in half an hour.
Happy?
My work is done, I'll leave.
Wait, don't leave like you're done sticking posters.
Let's have 2 beers.
I should go home drunk
And get into trouble and you are amused by it?
You and your friendship.
Is this the way of life?
What did you ask?
Is this the way of life?
When a girl enters a guy's life
that's how it is.
Have guys ever
told girls to avoid their friendships?
But these girls
Stay away from this guy, stay away from that guy
Don't be friends with that guy, don't be friends with this guy
I don't like to see him, I don't like the way he talks
They keep saying something.
They are like that. You cannot change it.
Why do you say that?
This is not just about us.
It's every guy's problem.
We need to stop this.
What are you going to do?
Hey, do something.
- Do something. - I will, I will.
When someone has made his personal issue a public issue
A rebellion takes place.
- A group is formed with a leader. - What are you saying?
Boyfriends Ditched By Girlfriends Council.
You are the leader and I'm the coordinator.
For girlfriends who ditch boyfriends for stupid reasons
a hunger strike for an indefinite time.
- Place? - Beach road.
- Day? - Tomorrow.
Vaasu
Saravana
With the support of National Men's Security Council head Akila sister
our council has drawn fresh blood.
Hereafter, any problems due to girlfriends
and the courage to solve them
has been achieved by the council.
Any support for the head and coordinator can be expressed.
I'll speak. You both shall rot.
Shut up.
You're not supposed to be here.
Your wife will screw you.
Live coverage is taking place.
She already did. That's why I'm here.
- Divorce for you as well? - Almost.
Last night I lied to her saying you were in trouble.
She left to her mom's place
One thing is for sure.
Both of you will rot in hell.
Don't waste your curse on the cursed.
Don't worry.
This is our council's new secretary
let us welcome him with your support.
What are you trying to tell the society through your council?
- In this world - Madam
It's hard to ride a bike without meeting with accidents.
It's harder to handle a wife.
It hasn't been 10 minutes since you got the post
And you're giving an unauthorized interview.
Why do we have a leader?
You speak.
Somewhere in the corner of this world
Every second 1,76,710 men are ditched by women.
10,410 in India.
2,148 in Tamil Nadu.
1,100 in Chennai.
All the girls who ditched us
Until the women ask for forgiveness and accept us, this protest will continue.
You can barely remember things to buy from a store.
How did you give such an elaborate speech?
Who knew? A leader is one who speaks spontaneously.
I'm not Saravanan any more.
I'm Chanakya.
Your boyfriend is on a hunger strike till you accept your mistakes.
What do you think?
The mistake isn't mine. It's his.
He and everyone around him are jobless.
As soon as they feel hungry, they'll leave.
I have nothing else to say.
They're not struggling for the nation.
Don't make them something they're not.
The Assistant Commissioner of police is on his way.
You people better pack up and leave.
We're not here to wash clothes in the beach.
To pack up and leave.
You don't know about him.
Go away.
Sir I'm coming.
Who is he?
He's creating a hype.
He is an overrated cop.
Everybody move.
What do you think about the hunger strike?
- Sir welcome - Move
For his height he can see things from afar. Who is he looking for?
- Sir, our problem - Where is Akila?
She already left.
What?
She left? What are you saying?
Why did you ask me to come then?
- No sir, the protest - Throw it in the bin.
I'm a big fan of Akila.
I've seen Akila in papers, posters and in the cinema.
Even in my dreams..
- We have emotions even if we're the police. - True.
Everyone knows that the police are very strong
but it's a government vehicle.
- Are you making fun of me? - No sir.
Assistant Commissioner down down.
Damn these people.
These guys!
I'm already pissed off that I couldn't see Akila
Disappear by the count of 3
Or else I don't know how badly I'll beat you up.
One
Two
Three
Where are they?
Do I have to tell you separately?
Yes, you have to.
Oh, is it?
Put them in the vehicle
and keep the black bag inside.
- Black bag? - Why is he asking for a black bag?
Is he a commissioner or carpenter?
Encounter!
Sir, the higher authorities will cause problems.
Only if they know.
We can finish it without their knowledge.
Don't touch the leader.
Then you come.
If he's the head, who are you?
All of you are thieves, come.
- Leader, call the higher authorities. - Who?
Call Akila.
- I'll also come, take me. - Who left you?
Move a bit..
Sir, one minute.
If you're shooting, shoot him first.
We both are married.
We're already the walking dead.
He's not married, shoot him.
We thought you got the bag to kill us.
But we didn't expect it was to drink with us.
What else? My wife doesn't allow me to drink at home.
If I go drink outside, they say the assistant commissioner is drinking.
Where do I drink?
That's why I set up a place like this.
Side dish.
What is your problem?
Sir an accused is thinking about you.
My wife.
- Tell me Lakshmi. - Where are you?
In the meeting.
- It'll get a bit late. - Meeting with friends?
No, I promised I won't join my friends.
- Can I trust you? - Of course you can.
- Get back home soon. - Okay.
Hey, Lakshmi.
I love you. Okay.
Is your wife named Lakshmi.
You're asking him so casually.
Don't you know how to talk to an officer?
Is your wife named Dash Lakshmi or Lakshmi Dash?
Sir, it was just a joke.
We'll continue the protest in Besant Nagar tomorrow.
Why don't you come support us?
Just because you have a group
or by screaming out loud
or by staging a hunger strike
this problem won't be solved.
Because it's nature's design.
Nobody can change this.
We don't understand sir.
How do I make them und..?
What is this?
The hope for the good and evil for the bad. Beer.
What do you mix it with?
You can't mix it.
You drink it plain.
What is this?
Brandy.
What do you mix it with?
What is the question? Water, soft drinks, tender coconut, juice
I've even mixed it with pepper water
It's great.
That's all your Honour. Women are like beer.
They never mix with anything, they're unique.
That is their nature.
But men are like brandy.
They mix up with everything.
They're always together.
This, is our nature. If you can understand this nature
your future will be bright.
Why are you crying?
If your wife or girlfriend doesn't like your friendship
Let go of the friendship.
Pretend you did.
Because life is a stage and we are all actors.
You explained a huge problem briefly using alcohol.
You need a wax statue in the Marina beach.
- You aren't my friend. - And you're not mine.
- We're not friends. - You're not our friend.
Vetrivel sir
You're not our friend.
Cut and done. Get lost.
Look, you can lie to stay friends.
It's not wrong. But.. if you lie for other things
You're screwed and I'm not responsible.
That's all.
What is this?
We're doing it on the mat?
How?
So cute.
No one can stop us now.
Catch.
Sorry, I'll get it.
Got it.
Did I get emotional?
Let's leave.
- Why? - Look, even they're drinking with friends.
I don't like this at all.
It's just in the movies.
Why does it bother you?
Isn't this wrong?
Everyone isn't like you. Watch the movie.
Okay.
- Tell me darling. - Where are you?
Outside.
- With Vaasu? - Vaasu?
That mechanic Vaasu?
Sweetheart, tell me.
Your friend Saravanan has dengue.
I don't care if he has dengue or if his friend Singh is here.
Cook dosas for your husband, I'll be home.
Okay. Bye.
Are you trying to trick me?
- Tell me. - Where are you?
In the saloon.
The one near your office right?
I don't go there, it's named Friends Saloon.
- Hey, don't use the blade on my neck. - What happened?
One minute, I'll call you back.
Tell me Lakshmi.
Where are you?
In a meeting. It'll get late.
- Meeting with friends? - What?
I swore I won't meet my friends.
Can I trust you?
- Absolutely. Trust me. - Okay.
Lakshmi, I love you.
Cheers.