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That's hot.
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Morning, Greg.
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No!
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It isn't. You know why?
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Because some freeloader
was blaring shitty Metallica all night.
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Yeah, that was actually
Exodus’s Bonded by Blood,
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but it's not your fault
you don't know the genre.
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You do know your sister doesn't want
you crashing here, right?
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She only took pity on you
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because you are
an unemployed man baby on probation.
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I'm actually off probation now.
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I'm showered and groomed.
I have somewhere important to be today.
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Oh, well, that's good.
Congratulations. Good for you.
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That means you can
take your perfect circle of a body
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and roll your sloppy ass
out of our neighborhood.
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Step it back a smidge.
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You drive a Miata.
Think you're the King of Egypt?
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I don't know about cars,
but I know that's not top of the line.
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This is coming from a man
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who has a squirrel obstacle course
in his backyard.
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Do you have any friends, Raymond?
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I believe it was Emerson who said
that "a friend is the hope of the heart."
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Yeah. Well, it was Hughes who said,
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"Get your goddamn Frisbees off my roof
or I'm calling the police."
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Hughes because
it's your last name? Clever.
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Listen, those are Aerobies, Greg.
They're not Frisbees. Different disc.
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I-I don't have time to talk about that
'cause my dojo needs me. So…
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-Got to go. Sorry.
-That's right. I forgot, Raymond.
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You like to hang with a bunch of kids
and play kung fu all day.
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It is pathetic.
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It's not kung fu.
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It's Cobra Kai.
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And it's not Raymond anymore.
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My name is S--
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Stingray. Yeah, I know.
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And as much as you try
to clean your life up,
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you still stink, Ray.
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Stink-Ray!
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That is so much more appropriate!
Stink-Ray!
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Tread carefully, Greg.
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You mess with a Cobra,
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you get the fangs.
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{\an8}
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{\an8}Time for class.
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{\an8}Listen, John.
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{\an8}I just want you to know
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{\an8}I haven't forgotten what you did for me.
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{\an8}I wouldn't be here if not for you.
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{\an8}And I'll do anything to prove my loyalty.
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{\an8}Anything.
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{\an8}Let's go to work, Sensei.
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{\an8}Guys, the limo is coming at six.
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{\an8}So don't be late or else we're leaving.
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{\an8}'Cause my date and I, we on a mission.
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{\an8}Oh my God.
I bet she doesn't even exist.
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{\an8}-Hey.
-Hey.
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{\an8}You're, uh… You're gonna go?
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{\an8}To prom?
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{\an8}Yeah, right.
Let the rich kids have their stupid party.
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{\an8}-Can you picture me in a ballroom dress?
-All right, class. Fall in.
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{\an8}Today's lesson is about balance.
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{\an8}Not the way Miyagi-Do teaches it.
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{\an8}You're going to learn how
to get inside the heads of your opponents
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{\an8}and throw them off balance.
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{\an8}Pair up.
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{\an8}Ais!
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{\an8}You know, you should go.
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{\an8}Crashing you-know-who's big night would be
a way to get your opponents off balance.
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{\an8}-Not as much as if you showed up.
-I’m not a student. They won't let me in.
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{\an8}Maybe they would.
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{\an8}If you went with me.
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{\an8}Did you just ask me to prom?
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{\an8}Strictly a tactical move.
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{\an8}Well, it’s such short notice.
We’d have to get a ride.
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{\an8}Still need a tux.
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{\an8}I think it's a great idea.
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{\an8}And if you're going,
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{\an8}you're going in style.
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{\an8}Wassup!
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{\an8}Remember that
from the old Bud commercials?
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{\an8}I guess you guys were too young for…
Probably weren't even born.
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{\an8}Eddie, what's going on, man? Hey, good
to see you. Dieter, how's your mom doing?
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{\an8}Wish she'd call.
You could've had a really cool stepdad.
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{\an8}Sensei!
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{\an8}Sir, I am reporting for duty
and I require no thanks.
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{\an8}Thanks for what?
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{\an8}Oh, uh, you know, just defending the dojo
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{\an8}and I-I served my time, Sensei sir.
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{\an8}Look, we're trying to train
for a tournament.
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{\an8}Let's carry on, everyone.
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{\an8}The All Valley tourney. I'm well aware.
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{\an8}Say, listen, I got a couple of good ideas.
Just basic strategy.
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{\an8}Don't be ridiculous.
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{\an8}You were never part of this team.
You're a buffoon.
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{\an8}A joker, an embarrassment.
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{\an8}You have no value here.
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{\an8}Wow, what?
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{\an8}But, Sensei, I'm, um,
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{\an8}one of the guys, you know.
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{\an8}You will never be Cobra Kai.
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{\an8}You get that?
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{\an8}Oh, wait, wait, w-wait, I got you.
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{\an8}Th-This is, um…
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{\an8}This is a test, right?
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{\an8}Yeah, this is a test.
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{\an8}Get the hell out of here.
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{\an8}Challenge accepted.
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Why are you cutting
the mozzarella? You're gonna dry it out.
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-You're losing the juice!
-I'm making bruschetta.
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Let the juice out
so the bread don't get soggy.
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-Let me get in there.
-I’ll bite your fat fingers off!
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-But you disrespect--
-Louie’s sister's more Louie than Louie.
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I get nervous having family over
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while we’re dealing
with the Anthony crisis.
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I know. Bullying is the last thing
I ever thought we'd be dealing with.
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Yeah, well,
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two more weeks in his room
with no screen time
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and he’ll get the message.
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If he doesn't,
maybe we take him to a professional.
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Whatever happens,
can we keep your mom out of this?
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-I'm finally on stable ground with her.
-Okay.
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These are dinner napkins.
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I'm gonna swap 'em out
for something a little more appropriate.
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Whatever you like, Lucille.
My house is your house.
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Hey, come on in.
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-Make yourselves at home.
-Amanda. Welcome.
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-Oh, hi. Rosa.
-Hi.
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It's good to see you.
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Oh, you look very dashing.
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Okay, here she comes.
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Wow, you, uh, look so amazing.
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So do you.
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I guess, um…
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Can't believe we finally
get a night to ourselves.
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Yeah. No karate, no rivalries.
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Just, uh, you and me.
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Picture time. Let's go.
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Diazes, get together.
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You look so handsome.
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He looks more and more like his father.
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Mama.
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So, uh, how you been, man?
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-H-How's your weekend going?
-I'm fine.
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You know, I don't hang out
with those biker guys anymore. So…
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Uh, Johnny.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Beautiful.
Let's get the LaRussos together. Anthony!
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-Uh, no, he doesn't need to come down.
-Oh.
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Thought I was supposed to stay in my room?
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Who told you to stay in your room?
He's grounded? What happened?
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Ma, we'll talk about it later, okay?
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Okay.
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All right. Everybody now.
One big happy family. Let's go.
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-Find your spot.
-Even Louie can get in the picture.
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Okay. Alrighty.
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One, two, three.
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Well, looks like it's just us tonight.
What should we do?
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Uh, is that a trick question?
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I meant for dinner. Not a trick.
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Uh, ooh, maybe I'll make
un hornado de chancho.
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Johnny.
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Who's that?
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Shannon, this is…
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Carmen. His girlfriend.
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Hi. I'm… Robby's mom.
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Can we talk?
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It's nice to meet you.
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-What's going on?
-Don't you have a phone?
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Yeah, inside.
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All right, look, this rich guy,
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Silver,
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he came by my apartment today
and he gave Robby a car
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to take to prom,
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saying that him and his date
were gonna go first class all the way.
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-Robby's going to prom?
-That's not the point.
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He gave me this.
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Said he wanted
to make sure Robby was taken care of.
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Said he'd find me a new place to live.
Even offered me a job.
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Doing what? I didn't ask.
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But if there's one kind of person I know,
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it's a rich guy who wants something.
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Son of a bitch.
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I tried to talk to Robby,
but this guy, he has his hooks in him.
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Since this is Cobra Kai or whatever,
you need to handle this.
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Don't worry.
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I will.
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Woo!
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Dude, this sucks.
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Prom without a date is like
Halloween with no candy. There's no point.
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I mean, at least we're not the only ones
in for a boring night.
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I heard Logan Wang's
after-party got canceled.
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His brother got
in some middle school fight.
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That supposed to make us feel better?
That everyone else's night is ruined?
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Yeah. It’s literally the definition
of "misery loves company."
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Demetri.
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Oh, my--
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Jessica Rabbit!
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W-What are you doing here?
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I just flew in.
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-W-What about your dad's wedding?
-Oh, I'll get back in time.
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You're more important.
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I even flew economy plus,
which is total shit.
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The seats don't even lie flat.
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Wow.
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You really do like me, huh?
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Oh, you have no idea.
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Mm. Come on, let's go dance.
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Yes, my queen.
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I-I gotta, you know.
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Woo!
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Let's go!
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-Hi.
-Hi!
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I can't believe you're here!
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High heels?
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No, no. It's the flying tornado kick
Johnny had me practicing.
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Don't understand how I'm gonna use it.
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I thought we said no karate talk?
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Right, right.
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Tonight is just about us.
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Cheers.
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Oh my God.
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I said no, all right?
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I'm telling you, cuz, she's really good.
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She's in her second year
of grad school for child psychology.
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-Who is?
-Uh, Cousin Vanessa.
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-She wants to help out with Anthony.
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Oh, no offense,
but if we were gonna get a pro,
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we could do better
than Marisa Tomei Junior.
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I am offended.
I'm gonna make you eat those words.
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-Hey, Ness! Nessa! Come here!
-Louie.
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Hey, sis, tell them
what you told me about Ant.
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I mean I can't say for sure
what his deal is.
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-That's fine.
-That's too bad.
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My educated guess would be
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environmentally-induced
Disruptive Mood Dysregulation Disorder,
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possibly related to a screen dependency,
or full-blown IGD.
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I’d want to look
at the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.
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It’s an evolving science.
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Uh, okay. Uh, well…
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Have at him. He's… upstairs.
Second door on the left.
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Oh, that's not how this works.
I don't wanna talk to him.
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I wanna talk to you.
244
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,518
You think changing the lock's
gonna stop me?
245
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,105
Come out, you sons of bitches!
246
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,161
Hello?
247
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:34,456
Mr. Lawrence.
Breaking and entering, are we?
248
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,752
I don't know what your deal is,
249
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:43,257
but you keep your cars
and your cash away from my son.
250
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,009
Prom is a special night.
251
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,219
Did you even know he was going?
252
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:52,474
Look, as long as Robby's with me,
I'm gonna take care of him.
253
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,769
Oh, and I gotta say, Shannon?
254
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,522
She is a special lady,
255
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,608
and deserves so much better.
256
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,610
Listen to me, you ancient piece of shit.
257
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:06,447
Whatever you and Kreese are up to,
I’ll kick both asses to the nursing home.
258
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:10,534
I would love to see you try.
259
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,580
Corner of Magnolia and Lankershim.
You know it well.
260
00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:25,424
Hey, what are you up to?
261
00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,274
They're watching us.
262
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:45,819
Let's put on a show then.
263
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:39,999
Miguel.
264
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,709
What? Um, sorry.
265
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,800
So it's fair to say
you didn't consider the ramifications
266
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,677
of giving him his own electronics.
267
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,388
Would you say that
because of your demanding work schedules,
268
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:56,056
and now the dojo,
269
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,350
that Anthony may
have learned key life lessons
270
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,353
from the Internet rather than from you?
271
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:02,813
Um, I wouldn't go that far.
272
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:05,065
I wouldn't… I mean… Um, no, I'm…
273
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:09,987
Well, listen, I'm sure he's picked up
some things we didn't realize, but… no.
274
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:15,409
Mm-hm. And when he picked up
these "things," as you call them,
275
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,661
were you able to correct the behavior?
276
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,497
Uh, look, we discipline
when it's appropriate.
277
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:24,585
Yes. Always. I mean, too much even.
278
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,629
-Hm.
-But not too, too much. Just…
279
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,257
-Like a…
-Hm.
280
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,384
Okay, I’m sorry,
281
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,095
how many stones do you plan
on throwing from your glass house?
282
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,057
I'm curious if you've ever taken care
of anything bigger than a goldfish.
283
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,516
What are you writing?
284
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,561
See, this reaction
is at the root of the problem.
285
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,562
Excuse--
286
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,813
You're acting out.
287
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,067
No, no, we're just working through this.
We're not acting out.
288
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:50,027
I can prove it with a simple test.
289
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:53,822
Now, why do you think
you love your daughter more than your son?
290
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,741
Wha…
291
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,659
-Wha…
-Mm-hm.
292
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:00,954
What? Give me that pad!
293
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,751
You failed.
294
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,169
Sorry. Nope.
295
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,425
It's been a long time
since this place has been a dojo.
296
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,177
They're putting it up for sale.
297
00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:19,014
I think it was a candle shop.
298
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:26,814
This place was always good to us.
299
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,981
And it will be again.
300
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,984
After we win the All Valley.
301
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,362
Going back to our roots.
302
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,115
Right here. When it was just you and me.
303
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:40,661
And I've got my agent looking
for other locations for when we expand.
304
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,705
-Expand?
-That's right.
305
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:47,084
I'm making our dream a reality.
306
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,879
We're just one tournament victory away.
307
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:55,717
Well, Terry, I can tell you,
as far as surprises go,
308
00:18:57,052 --> 00:18:58,512
this is a good one.
309
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,056
This is not your only surprise.
310
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:07,062
Tournament's coming up in a week.
311
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,523
I'm with Eagle Fang Karate.
You may have heard of it.
312
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,607
It's pretty badass.
313
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,236
Bert. Hey, Bert. Psst. Bert.
314
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,531
-I'll be right back.
-Mm-hm.
315
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,535
Bert!
316
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:24,163
-What are you doing here?
-Sorry, you scared me.
317
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,207
I need your help, man.
I'm trying to rejoin Cobra Kai.
318
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,876
I'm not in Cobra Kai anymore.
319
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:29,918
What?
320
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,380
I gotta get back.
The slow dance is when I make my move.
321
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,717
Wait, I heard that you guys lost
your after-party pad. Is that true?
322
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,634
Yeah. So?
323
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,554
So Stingray's got a move for ya. My place.
324
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,723
Come to 7010 Halbert.
325
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,266
Tell everybody, okay?
326
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,860
-You're a good dancer.
-Thank you.
327
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:57,946
My, uh… My mom was a dancer.
328
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,993
That wasn't an option for me.
I had to teach myself.
329
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,286
You're still pretty good.
330
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,581
You'd win a karate competition
before a dance one.
331
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,624
I hope so.
332
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,964
I mean, all these Encino kids
have their whole lives cut out for them.
333
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:17,883
I'll never have that.
334
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,471
But if I could just win this one time,
335
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,226
I could look at that trophy
and know I was best at something.
336
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:30,812
That's stupid.
337
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,650
No, it's not.
338
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:37,903
I mean, I get it.
339
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,040
Are they still watching?
340
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,709
I don't care.
341
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:57,339
Me neither.
342
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,846
-Sam.
-What?
343
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,703
You brought me to the old dojo?
344
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:29,371
Come on out.
345
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,340
That’s what you get
for betraying your sensei.
346
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,134
You got him to come here?
347
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,095
I had to prove my loyalty.
348
00:21:45,595 --> 00:21:48,932
You wanted to get back at him, right?
Well, here’s your chance.
349
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,976
What about focusing on the tournament?
350
00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:52,102
I am focused.
351
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:56,148
The only way that loser has a shot
at winning the tournament
352
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:57,524
is with the Diaz kid, right?
353
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:01,403
How’s that kid’s confidence gonna be
when he sees his sensei beaten to a pulp?
354
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,699
It’ll totally throw him off balance.
Just like your lesson.
355
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,161
Unlike him,
I actually heed your lessons, Captain.
356
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:11,079
-Hi-yah!
357
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:29,973
Woo-hoo!
358
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:33,643
You see this? Looks like
LaRusso taught him some defense.
359
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,145
Okay, pretty boy.
360
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:36,480
Let's go.
361
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:39,107
Let's see what you learned.
362
00:22:51,953 --> 00:22:53,955
Guess you didn't learn much, huh?
363
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,167
You wanna see some more?
364
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,670
Let him go.
365
00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:02,464
Now.
366
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,260
We agreed to settle this
at the tournament.
367
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:10,097
And that's where we're gonna do it.
368
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:13,016
What happened to "no mercy"?
369
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,730
You know, I thought
you knew better than to question me.
370
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,149
I thought this is what you wanted.
371
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,850
Party time!
372
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,151
-Ready for a refill?
-Yeah.
373
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,068
Come on.
374
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,282
I guess Moon's not coming.
375
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,203
I'm sorry. Did you say something?
376
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:18,123
Come on,
let's check out the rest of the house.
377
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,709
-I'll race ya!
378
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,505
No more hard stuff for me.
I learned my lesson.
379
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,925
-I'm just gonna grab a beer.
-Okay. Grab me one too. I'll find snacks.
380
00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:43,523
Whoa! The day the music died.
What's going on? Guys, turn it back on.
381
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,777
There are families on this street
trying to get some sleep.
382
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,280
If y'all don't go home right now,
383
00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,949
you are gonna get arrested
for underage drinking.
384
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,451
Okay, relax. Hey, guys!
385
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:58,371
Hey, hey! You don't have to leave!
It's fine. He's my neighbor. Hey.
386
00:24:58,455 --> 00:25:00,499
What are you doing here?
You weren't invited.
387
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,584
You should leave right now.
388
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:06,254
Okay, no one listen
to this speed bump of a human.
389
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,757
This is a loser, everyone.
390
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:15,013
That's why he's partying with you,
because he has no friends his own age.
391
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:21,895
Okay.
392
00:25:22,812 --> 00:25:23,730
I warned you,
393
00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,025
but you just had to push it
and make it personal.
394
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:28,777
I did, Stink-Ray.
395
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,820
And you know what I'm doing right now?
396
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:34,407
I'm gonna start pushing these buttons
and I am gonna call the cops. Ow!
397
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,575
It's not Stink-Ray.
398
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,957
Also, this is really gonna sting.
399
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:44,626
So's this.
400
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,295
Oh!
401
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:48,588
Did you see that?
402
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:50,924
Party on.
403
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:57,305
Stingray, Stingray,
Stingray, Stingray, Stingray!
404
00:25:57,389 --> 00:26:03,937
Stingray, Stingray, Stingray,
Stingray, Stingray, Stingray, Stingray!
405
00:26:16,741 --> 00:26:17,576
Hey.
406
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:22,706
Look, I know this suspension
and the no screens thing sucks.
407
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,793
But not as much as it sucks to be bullied.
408
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:30,672
So I hope you understand
why these consequences are necessary.
409
00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:35,927
We're trying to help you to grow
into the person we know you are, Anthony.
410
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,889
I know it's been crazy around here
this last little while and that part,
411
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,475
that's on me.
412
00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:47,397
This tournament stuff made me lose focus
on the things that are most important.
413
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,317
Actually, I'm, uh…
I'm looking forward to the tournament.
414
00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,903
You know, I hope you guys win.
Okay? Screw Cobra Kai.
415
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,616
Well,
416
00:26:58,658 --> 00:27:00,076
on that we can agree.
417
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,331
What is that?
418
00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:09,044
We said no more screens.
419
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,421
Are you hearing
anything we’re saying to you?
420
00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:12,589
Give me that, Anthony.
421
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:16,384
It’s not even an iPad.
It barely has games. This doesn’t count!
422
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,803
-Dad, are you insane? Do you know--
-Quiet!
423
00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:23,266
You're gonna learn to listen to us
and do as you're told, and if you don't,
424
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,769
you'd better strap yourself in
for a rough ride
425
00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:28,229
because I am done playing games with you.
426
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:29,856
Do you understand me?
427
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:33,652
Yes.
428
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:35,779
You better.
429
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,175
Seems like
you’re always behind me in line.
430
00:27:57,258 --> 00:27:58,718
First Miguel, now Robby.
431
00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,804
I have a half-eaten cupcake
if you want some.
432
00:28:00,887 --> 00:28:05,642
You know, I’d kick your ass,
but I promised your mom that I wouldn’t.
433
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,019
Stay the hell away from my family.
434
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:09,479
Sorry.
435
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:13,149
I don't take orders
from tiny, little bitches.
436
00:28:29,916 --> 00:28:31,710
-Sam, stop!
437
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,586
What are you doing?
438
00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,880
What Johnny said!
Not taking her shit anymore!
439
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,758
-No!
-Get off of me!
440
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,973
-No!
-Let me go!
441
00:28:45,056 --> 00:28:47,183
-Get off her!
-Stop!
442
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,606
-You think I broke your heart?
443
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:54,733
You broke mine too!
444
00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:59,237
Oh!
445
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,305
You think my dad cares about you?
446
00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,891
He’s trying to feel better
for screwing up with me!
447
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,400
Oh, we're jumping in the pool?
448
00:29:40,570 --> 00:29:43,198
This is the greatest night of my life!
449
00:29:43,281 --> 00:29:44,908
Cannonball!
450
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:56,211
Wow, you managed to stay dry.
Can you help me out?
451
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,262
What was that?
452
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:08,807
Tonight was supposed to be
for you and me. You ruined it!
453
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:13,436
What? What? Why are you taking her side?
Same reason you've been staring at her?
454
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,272
Let's not talk about
the moment you had with Robby, huh?
455
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,357
I wanna go home.
456
00:30:17,857 --> 00:30:18,691
Me too.
457
00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,199
Sensei, you got a second to talk?
I've been having a real rough night.
458
00:30:26,282 --> 00:30:27,116
You around?
459
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,910
-Oh shit.
460
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,328
Not again.
461
00:30:31,037 --> 00:30:31,871
Sensei!
462
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,792
Oh, come inside, come inside.
463
00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,961
Okay.
464
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:42,465
-What happened? Why'd you drink so much?
-Old man can kick.
465
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:46,219
I don't know what that means.
Let's get you up. Come on.
466
00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:06,865
Oh.
467
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,493
-Put your legs up. There you go.
468
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:11,411
Okay.
469
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,580
Okay.
470
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,125
Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!
471
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,377
-Oh, I'm sorry.
-You're fine. I was already wet.
472
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:20,628
-Me too.
-Okay.
473
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,921
From pee.
474
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,173
Gross.
475
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,509
Okay. Look, um, you're good here.
476
00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,678
I'm going to bed.
We can talk in the morning.
477
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,221
Wait, wait, listen, listen.
478
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,766
I want… I wanna be a father to you.
479
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,435
I really do.
480
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:38,187
I try to protect you.
481
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,983
I try to be there for you.
I just suck at it. I really suck at it.
482
00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,069
But I want to so bad.
483
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,285
You're doing just fine.
484
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:57,332
I love you.
485
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:02,170
I love you too, Robby.
486
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:27,320
That hook kick was awesome.
Did you throw that blind?
487
00:32:27,403 --> 00:32:28,988
I could throw that in my sleep.
488
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:34,285
But I think the highlight of my night
was still your dance moves.
489
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:37,956
Thanks. It's a good thing
we practiced that twirl, it came in handy.
490
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,667
I can’t believe
Sensei Silver let us borrow this car.
491
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:41,584
Yeah, I know.
492
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,754
Gotta return it tomorrow, though, so…
493
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:46,756
Same with this.
494
00:32:48,257 --> 00:32:50,009
Nice!
495
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,679
-Hopefully, it's all dry by then.
496
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,355
I guess we should get our money's worth.
497
00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:38,516
-Hey, see Sam yet?
-No, she’s still conked out in her room.
498
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:39,475
Hm.
499
00:33:42,979 --> 00:33:43,813
Anthony?
500
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,274
What are you doing?
501
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,652
I was just, uh, taking out the trash.
502
00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,196
You're just taking out the trash?
503
00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:54,240
Without anybody asking?
504
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:57,201
For the first time in your whole life?
505
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:58,453
Listen, I, uh…
506
00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,539
I screwed up, okay?
507
00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:05,001
I did some dumb things to that kid
and it went way too far.
508
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,921
Okay? And…
And I really do feel bad about it.
509
00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:12,341
I heard what you said, Dad,
and, you know, maybe I could help out,
510
00:34:12,425 --> 00:34:14,761
you know, in the dealership
or hang out in the dojo again,
511
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,179
if-if that’s cool?
512
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,765
Yeah, well, that's, um…
513
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:21,225
That would be cool.
514
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,150
Well, I don't know what kind
of Miyagi magic you pulled, but
515
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:31,861
it worked.
516
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,911
Questioning you?
517
00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:44,791
Questioning you? No mercy.
518
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,460
Bullshit. I proved my loyalty.
519
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:54,759
Oh! Hey, hey, hey! Mr. Vice Sensei.
520
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,012
How goes it? Ooh, is that a Technogym?
521
00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,598
I think Dwayne Johnson
has one of those in his bathroom.
522
00:35:00,681 --> 00:35:02,517
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
523
00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:06,270
Sensei Kreese was clear. Get the hell out.
524
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,816
I don't mean to be disrespectful,
but I think he's incorrect.
525
00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:13,402
You ask any of the students here,
uh, what they think of Stingray,
526
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:15,363
and th-they want me on the team, sir.
527
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:21,994
So you wanna be Cobra Kai?
528
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,413
Yes, Sensei.
529
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:27,041
I've already proven myself to my peers,
530
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:29,502
but now I'm gonna
prove myself to you, sir.
531
00:35:31,712 --> 00:35:32,880
How bad do you want it?
532
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:38,386
I want it more than anything else in
the world, sir. It's literally all I want.
533
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:41,264
It's all I think about.
I-I'll do anything, please.
534
00:35:42,431 --> 00:35:44,517
You wanna be Cobra Kai?
535
00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,812
Ooh. So you wanna be Cobra Kai, huh?
536
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:55,695
You wanna be Cobra Kai?
537
00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,491
-You wanna be Cobra Kai?
538
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:06,289
You wanna be Cobra Kai?