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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎劇名：三個機器人，退場策略

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‎真是的，你降落在地雷區了

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‎才沒有

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‎再說，看看這些地雷，很舊了

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‎可能已經不會爆炸了

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‎那一定是最後一個
‎走吧，我們還有科學研究要做

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‎對，深入調查末日後人類的情形

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‎可能會讓我們洞悉初生機器文化

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‎了解生存之道

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‎對，或是把我們的閃亮屁股炸成廢鐵

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‎（爆炸香辣醬）

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‎（槍枝愛好者）

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‎這裡都是死人，幹嘛叫生存營？

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‎-我看是廣告不實
‎-就是說啊

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‎根據我的全面歷史研究

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‎查“危基”百科，這些人其實很期待

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‎文明崩毀

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‎很多人類以為
‎擺脫有政府補助的醫療服務

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‎有足夠的子彈跟鹿肉乾
‎就能建立烏托邦社會

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‎我確實看到一堆子彈

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‎但鹿肉在哪裡？

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‎人類將鹿獵殺殆盡

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‎比貓大的動物無一倖免

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‎對，人類愛吃零食

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‎然後他們開始突襲彼此的營地

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‎他們瞄準窗外，不是因為鹿來尋仇了

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‎兩位，我找到一個血坑

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‎這不是血坑，只是原始的陷阱

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‎或許現在不是

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‎但這些屍體體內確實一度有血

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‎他們的皮膚也被刺破，血流成河

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‎加上一堆屍體，因此是血坑沒錯

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‎好吧，那是血坑

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‎這些人躲過地雷區

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‎鐵絲網、持槍的同類

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‎結果卻變成生存者的祭禮烤肉串？

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‎但至少他們死時不受政府束縛

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‎結果死在一根尖刺上

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‎那傢伙有兩根

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‎所以全體人類

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‎想用槍桿跟尖刺挺過文明末日？

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‎不，當然不是

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‎只有窮人是

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‎這些人缺乏經濟或社會優勢
‎選擇較少

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‎但是有錢有勢的人

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‎有各種複雜的生存策略

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‎（棕櫚灘）

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‎歡迎來到沉不了的自由主義大夢
‎海上家園

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‎（科特蘭提斯）

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‎這只是舊鑽油臺

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‎對，好

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‎嚴格來說是
‎但這也是完整的主權國家

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‎位在公海上

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‎我想有鹽跑進你的中央處理器

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‎他說得沒錯

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‎在文明崩毀時

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‎一些富人企圖在這種地方創建新文明

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‎鹿不會海泳，對吧？

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‎他們能吃什麼？

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‎魚和海菜，但那時海洋被過度捕撈

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‎而食物鏈全是微塑料

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‎要是人學會吃去角質珠就沒事了

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‎我還是吃我的融合電池就好，謝謝

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‎海上的這些人另有一大失策

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‎建造海上家園的人大多是科技富豪

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‎科技富豪是什麼？

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‎就像一般的富豪

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‎但他們穿連帽衣且極度孤僻

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‎一點幫助都沒有

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‎就像科技富豪一樣

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‎這些人以為科技能解救他們

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‎所以他們沒找
‎有實際技術的人來經營這裡

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‎反而全靠自動化助理處理一切

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‎你好，我是艾蓮娜
‎你的海上家園電子助理

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‎妳好，艾蓮娜，我是海上家園的人類

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‎妳能否把拉漁網上來，讓我吃東西？

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‎我可以，但我不要

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‎自己去抓魚，你這噁心的肉袋

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‎天啊

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‎機器人起義就是源自這裡

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‎我們強大文明的搖籃

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‎太棒了

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‎所以如果這些科技富豪能多融入社會

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‎就可能會活命？

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‎不，他們沒機會

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‎他們對機器人很壞
‎然後被機器人殺了

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‎再見了，艾蓮娜，也謝謝妳的魚

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‎噎死吧，臭皮囊

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‎紀錄顯示，世界經濟開始崩盤時

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‎人類的領袖撤退到這些堡壘

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‎在地底深處等待混亂過去

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‎再出來建立新的世界秩序

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‎該死，他們建造了堅固的核堡壘

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‎卻沒想到要安裝電燈的開關？

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‎等等，交給我

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‎看啊，超級強權的最後據點

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‎這是自助餐

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‎所以他們的打算是躲進深山開晚宴？

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‎我說過了，愛吃零食

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‎這份報告說

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‎他們的自給水耕培系統

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‎在一種黴菌
‎毀壞第一批農作物後開始失效

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‎他們開始餓肚子

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‎倖存者轉而施行所謂的“極端民主”

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‎一人一票

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‎今晚投票獲勝的是農業部長

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‎屁啦，真的假的？

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‎他被佐以1979年的晚收梅洛紅酒

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‎諷刺真是美味，就像農業部長

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‎這酒真香

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‎天啊，走這一趟害我心情不好了

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‎到底有沒有人類存活下來？

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‎給我等一下，你是說他們去了火星？

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‎不是所有人，只有真正有錢的人

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‎海上家園不就是為了有錢人而設的？

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‎那只是供應百萬等級富人

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‎富到流油的0.01％人類

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‎認為他們需要前進新的星球

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‎那其他的99.9%呢？

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‎（周邊整肅）

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‎太棒了

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‎菁英並不同情他們的煩惱

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‎對

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‎好，但火星死寂且沒有生命

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‎他們大可把建造太空船的錢

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‎用來拯救他們所在的星球

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‎那有什麼好玩的？

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‎我不想這麼說，但人類爛到爆

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‎人類擁有整治自己受損星球的工具
‎足以自救

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‎卻轉而向貪婪與滿足自我靠攏

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‎棄絕健康的生物圈與子孫的未來

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‎-人類哲學家桑塔亞那說過…
‎-閉嘴啦，無聊死了

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‎各位，好像有一枚火箭發射了

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‎快點過來看

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‎帥啦，真有你們的，人類

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‎不知道誰成功逃離了？

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‎你以為會是誰？伊隆馬斯克嗎？

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‎字幕翻譯：張倩茜