[opening theme music playing]
[electronic warbling]
-[ominous music playing] -[owls hooting]
[crows cawing]
[tires screeching]
[hip-hop music playing on radio]
[talking indistinctly]
[man] Totally.
[bottle clanking]
-[woman] Yeah? -[man] Yeah.
-[woman] Yeah? [laughing] -[man] Yeah.
[both kissing, moaning]
[woman grunting]
[both breathing heavily, moaning]
[man grunting rhythmically]
[man] Oh yeah, that's it, right--
[both grunting rhythmically]
[man laughing] Check it out! [grunting]
[man yelling]
[woman] Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh. Babe!
Oh my God!
[woman screaming]
-[zombies moaning] -[both] No, no, no!
-[woman screaming] -[zombies chomping]
[suspenseful music playing]
[zombies groaning]
[music fades]
[classical orchestral music playing]
[woman] Yeah. I found this apartment.
It's a lot cheaper, but I don't know if I want to live in the Valley.
-Huh? Ew! He's all yours! -[zombies groaning]
-[zombies chomping] -[woman screaming]
[zombies rasping]
[classical music intensifying]
[car horn honking]
[man screaming]
[man 2] What the fuck?
[people screaming]
[ambulance siren wailing]
[tires screeching]
[crashing]
[zombies groaning]
[woman struggling]
-[woman screaming] -[zombies groaning]
[woman yelling]
[train horn blaring]
[zombies groaning]
-[zombies groaning] -[people screaming]
-[car honking] -[man yelling]
-[organ music playing] -[zombie chomping]
[dramatic music playing]
[zombies groaning]
[indistinct chattering]
[martial artists grunting]
[guns firing]
[officer] No, no, no! Hold your fire! Hold your--
[guns firing]
[man] Fuck 'em up, man. Fuck 'em up!
-[man 2] Shoot 'em in the dick! -[man] Oh shit!
[shouting indistinctly]
[man screaming]
[intense music playing]
[helicopter blades whirring]
[people screaming]
-[phone ringing] -[man] Hello.
Zombies? Not in our country!
[indistinct chattering over radio]
[bombs whistling]
[dramatic music playing]
-[choir vocalizing intensely] -[guns firing]
-[man talking indistinctly] -[gun firing]
[man cackling]
[zombies groaning]
[trolley bell ringing]
[guns firing]
[vehicles screeching]
[firing ceases]
[zombies groaning]
[large zombies snarling]
[zombies snarling]
-[phone ringing] -[man] Oh man! What are we gonna do?
-[guns firing] -[panicked chattering]
-[man] Oh, fuck it! -[button clicking]
[alarm blaring]
[man] Suck on these!
[alarm blaring]
[penguins warbling]
-[intense music continues] -[choir vocalizing intensely]
[flatulence]
[music stops]
[electronic warbling]
[closing theme music playing]
[music fades]